The Joe Rogan Experience - January 28, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #319 - Alex Honnold


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 32 minutes

Words per Minute

213.06015

Word Count

32,410

Sentence Count

2,896

Misogynist Sentences

58

Hate Speech Sentences

66


Summary

In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, the boys talk about the new Apple iPad Pro, a new high-end cellular service from Sprint called Ting, and the new bulletproof coffee from Bulletproof Coffee. They also talk about a new game that's being developed for the iPad, and why they think it's a good idea to have a coffee maker in your life. Also, the guys talk about why they don't like Starbucks and why you shouldn't be drinking coffee that's made by a company that doesn't care about your health. And, of course, there's a special guest appearance from our friend Alex Honnold, who's a part of a supplement company I own a piece of. We're also going to give you a discount code called "Save25" to get $25 off of any Ting cell phone, or Sprint service, and we'll send you a bunch of other stuff you can get for free, too. If you want to save $25, go to roganting.org/TheJoeRoganExperience and enter the promo code: JOERoganPODCAST to get 25% off your first pack of Ting's newest iPhone, iPad, or iPad mini, and get 15% off the entire retail price of $99.99 plus free shipping when you enter the offer ends on January 1st, 2020. Thanks to our sponsor, RaganThing! The Joe Rogans Podcast is a production of Gimlet Media. and hosted by , and edited by . We make quality, high-grade coffee and coffee made in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. This episode was brought to you, the people who make the coffee, you get the coffee and the beans and the coffee that tastes better than you're drinking it, the coffee is better than it's making you feel the coffee tastes better, and you're getting the caffeine and it tastes better because it's better than the coffee's taste better because you're going to get better at it's going to make you better at drinking it and you'll get more of it, and it's cheaper than you'll be better tasting it, too, you'll have a better experience, and more of that, you're not going to pay for it, you know what they're getting it, right there, they'll get it, they're gonna tell you that, right? we'll tell you more about it.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast is brought to you by Ting.
00:00:05.000 If you go to rogan.ting.com, you will save $25 off of any of their high-end cell phones or service.
00:00:15.000 If you're not aware of what Ting is, we've talked about it on this podcast many times.
00:00:20.000 The only people that we'll ever do commercials for are people whose companies make sense to us.
00:00:27.000 People whose companies, if they have a good ethic to them or if they're selling something that's really cool.
00:00:32.000 That's the only people that we're interested in getting involved in.
00:00:35.000 And we got involved with Ting.
00:00:36.000 Because they're what I would call a non-evil company.
00:00:39.000 Their approach is you don't need to have contracts.
00:00:42.000 Just give people a decent service at a reasonable rate, and you're going to make money.
00:00:49.000 You don't have to make more money and be a cunt.
00:00:51.000 And that's sort of the idea behind it.
00:00:53.000 You can quit anytime you want.
00:00:55.000 It's on the Sprint backbone, so it's a legitimate, high-end business.
00:01:00.000 Broadband service and a legitimate high-end cellular connection.
00:01:04.000 So it's not like it's Bob's cell phone company.
00:01:07.000 He's making his own wires.
00:01:09.000 They use Sprint.
00:01:10.000 So what you're getting is all of the power of a big network.
00:01:16.000 But not all the bullshit.
00:01:17.000 You can have a couple people on the same account and share minutes.
00:01:21.000 If you don't use your minutes, you get credited in your next account.
00:01:25.000 No one is trying to fuck you over at this company.
00:01:27.000 And that's what we like about them.
00:01:29.000 And that's why we represent them.
00:01:31.000 So go to rogan.ting.com and save yourself $25.
00:01:36.000 We're also brought to you by...
00:01:37.000 Brought to you?
00:01:38.000 Brought to you.
00:01:39.000 We're also brought to you by Bladeslinger from Kerosene Games.
00:01:43.000 If you've never played any games on the iPad, one of the things that can be really annoying is if a game is not designed for the iPad.
00:01:50.000 If it's ported over for a computer, then it's like...
00:01:53.000 The controls are all fucked.
00:01:54.000 Yeah, they're clunky.
00:01:55.000 Yeah, this is designed specifically for iPads and iPhones.
00:02:00.000 One of the cool things about living in today's era is that you get amazing visual processing power from these little tablets.
00:02:08.000 Like, something that would be a giant computer just a few years ago, just ten years ago, is now a little thin glass and metal piece of awesomeness.
00:02:17.000 And you can play this game on it.
00:02:19.000 And it's, you know, really high resolution graphics.
00:02:21.000 It's a super cool game.
00:02:23.000 It's only $2.99 and you can get it on iTunes and it will be available very soon for high-end Android devices.
00:02:31.000 They're shooting for February, I believe.
00:02:32.000 But it's a very cool game.
00:02:34.000 If you go and look at the reviews, We're good to go.
00:02:56.000 I was gonna bring in a gift pack for our buddy here, Alex Honnold, but I forgot it, unfortunately.
00:03:04.000 But on it, if you're interested, we'll send you a bunch of shit.
00:03:07.000 It's a supplement company that I'm a part of.
00:03:10.000 I own a piece of it.
00:03:11.000 And the reason why I got involved with it was exactly what I said earlier about commercials.
00:03:17.000 The idea of selling something to someone where you know it's not a rip-off.
00:03:22.000 The idea of like a reasonable exchange.
00:03:24.000 Instead of having the ethics of business that a lot of people have where you're just trying to squeeze every last ounce of profit Our idea is to sell the best shit we can find as cheaply as we can.
00:03:37.000 We'll sell you all of the cool food items that I've gotten into, that we've talked about on the podcast, including bulletproof coffee, which I'm drinking right now.
00:03:48.000 That's why sometimes I... That's one of the side effects of bulletproof coffee.
00:03:52.000 You got mad goobers?
00:03:54.000 Yeah, I got goobers.
00:03:55.000 I get a little bit of cottonmouth, too, if you know what I'm saying.
00:03:57.000 This Bulletproof Coffee, if you're not aware, and this is a fascinating thing that I've just become aware of, there's a real issue with foods with something called mycotoxins.
00:04:07.000 And what mycotoxins are is when you get coffee and you don't know how it was taken care of, or it's even in corn I've been reading, what happens is if it's stored incorrectly or harvested under certain conditions, it can develop fungus.
00:04:23.000 And that fungus can actually be toxic for your body.
00:04:26.000 So if you're drinking coffee and you're like, oh, I feel like shit, you might have just poisoned yourself.
00:04:33.000 Poisoned yourself right now with this delicious Starbucks.
00:04:35.000 Dave Asprey is actually doing research on all this stuff to try to find out exactly what the effects are, how prevalent they are.
00:04:43.000 But they have absolutely been measured.
00:04:45.000 This is a fact.
00:04:46.000 There's a show called Dangerous Grounds where a guy is a coffee expert.
00:04:51.000 He goes to all these different really exotic parts of the world where they cultivate coffee.
00:04:55.000 Because a lot of the coffee that you buy, like my favorite stuff comes from Hawaii.
00:04:58.000 But a lot of coffee comes from like really fucking freaky places.
00:05:02.000 I guess it grows better.
00:05:03.000 We should get to the bottom of this because I live right next door to a Starbucks.
00:05:06.000 Like every single day I go there.
00:05:08.000 Everybody knows me.
00:05:09.000 I wonder what we would have to do as far as test their coffee.
00:05:12.000 You could test my fucking ball sweat and it's probably all Starbucks.
00:05:17.000 Why would I test your ball?
00:05:18.000 You are the most unscientific person ever because who knows what kind of toxins are going into your body.
00:05:23.000 It's not like your body's a purity filter, spring water comes out of it.
00:05:27.000 Isn't that what sweat is, though?
00:05:28.000 It's getting rid of the toxins?
00:05:29.000 No, you don't have to test you to find out if you're getting it from Starbucks, because we'd have to only feed you Starbucks for that scientific project to work.
00:05:35.000 Well, I don't eat or do anything except a Trent of Starbucks for the first six hours I'm awake.
00:05:40.000 Well, dude, shit you've eaten the last couple weeks could turn up in your system.
00:05:45.000 That's why people fail drug tests, dummy.
00:05:48.000 The point being, there's a big difference between coffee that has been cultivated from a single source and processed the way the stuff's processed.
00:05:57.000 And we sell it cheaper than he does!
00:05:59.000 Dude, if I'm getting poisoned by Starbucks this whole time...
00:06:01.000 I really think people are.
00:06:02.000 I really do.
00:06:03.000 Because I drank some Starbucks this weekend, and I'm not talking shit on Starbucks.
00:06:06.000 I like Starbucks.
00:06:07.000 I drink it all the time.
00:06:09.000 It doesn't taste as good.
00:06:11.000 It doesn't feel as good.
00:06:12.000 My body feels different when I drink it.
00:06:13.000 I think it's not their fault.
00:06:15.000 I think it's something that people are just not that aware of.
00:06:18.000 I think people have to be aware of it now.
00:06:20.000 There's a legitimate issue with things that you can't see that are on your food that can really fuck you up.
00:06:26.000 We know there's poisons out there.
00:06:28.000 We know there's poison mushrooms.
00:06:29.000 I don't know why it should surprise people that some fungus that grows on some food is really fucking shitty for you.
00:06:35.000 This is the Tower 7 of coffee.
00:06:37.000 But it's not!
00:06:38.000 There's a lot of science on mycotoxins.
00:06:40.000 It's no Tower 7. It's a fact.
00:06:42.000 If you go and look at mycotoxins on corn, it's really kind of creepy, man.
00:06:47.000 Corn is fucking terrible for you, man.
00:06:49.000 Well, that means you're all poison.
00:06:51.000 Like corn syrup and all that shit, you're probably getting a little bit negligible, a little bit of toxins with that shit as well.
00:06:59.000 Yeah, well, just Google it.
00:07:01.000 It's really interesting.
00:07:02.000 I might be wrong.
00:07:02.000 They might be wrong.
00:07:03.000 The science might be all horseshit.
00:07:04.000 They might have made it up just to go after the corn industry because someone fucked someone's wife.
00:07:10.000 Fritos and Starbucks in a Blendtec blender.
00:07:12.000 But I do know, yeah, you can do that if you're really down.
00:07:15.000 Make a Frito shake.
00:07:17.000 Yeah, something we carry.
00:07:18.000 Blendtec blender is a perfect example.
00:07:20.000 Something we just started carrying because it's just awesome.
00:07:22.000 It's a good thing to have, you know.
00:07:23.000 We sell fitness equipment, kettlebells, battle ropes, and there's an awesome Extreme Kettlebell DVD video that we sell as well, you know, if you...
00:07:31.000 An introduction to high-end, these crazy workouts that people are putting together like this one that we have from Keith Weber.
00:07:40.000 It's really amazing.
00:07:41.000 It's a great workout.
00:07:43.000 It's about, I think, I mean, I can't get through 45 minutes of it.
00:07:48.000 Especially with a 50-pound kettlebell.
00:07:50.000 It will make you puke.
00:07:51.000 It's amazing.
00:07:52.000 It's just a fantastic workout.
00:07:53.000 It's one of the best things to have where all you have to do is just press play and follow along with it.
00:07:58.000 Just go.
00:07:59.000 And we can't keep these things in stock.
00:08:00.000 They're selling like crazy for that very reason.
00:08:02.000 So it makes you puke.
00:08:04.000 So it's a way to work out and then throw up.
00:08:06.000 So you're becoming bulimic and that's how you're getting fit.
00:08:08.000 Yeah, you're getting thin.
00:08:09.000 You're throwing up.
00:08:11.000 You've never worked out so hard.
00:08:12.000 You're throwing up.
00:08:13.000 Never.
00:08:14.000 That sounds awful.
00:08:15.000 You've got to put in your time, son.
00:08:17.000 I'm sex.
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00:08:18.000 Yeah, he'll throw up after puke.
00:08:20.000 No, I feel like puking sometimes after sex.
00:08:22.000 I bet you do because you can't believe somebody fucked you.
00:08:24.000 I bet you just get in the bathroom and you're sick with yourself.
00:08:26.000 No, it's more of like a heart attack thing.
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00:08:41.000 I don't know if any of that stuff is really good for you, but it sounds badass.
00:08:44.000 Alright, you fucks.
00:08:45.000 Alex Honnold is here.
00:08:47.000 We are going to talk to this young man about some crazy shit.
00:08:51.000 Alright, so strap in and prepare yourself.
00:08:56.000 Alex Honnold, greetings.
00:09:05.000 Hello.
00:09:06.000 Very nice to meet you in person and very nice to have you here on the show.
00:09:10.000 I'm super psyched that you decided to come and join us because...
00:09:13.000 I watched one of your videos.
00:09:15.000 I've seen several of them online.
00:09:16.000 For folks who don't know, Alex is what you call a free solo climber.
00:09:19.000 Is that how you would describe it?
00:09:20.000 Yeah, you could say that.
00:09:22.000 And he essentially climbs gigantic scary mountains With no aid.
00:09:28.000 You don't have ropes.
00:09:29.000 You just climb it with your hands and your feet.
00:09:31.000 Yeah, I mean, occasionally.
00:09:33.000 Occasionally?
00:09:33.000 Yeah.
00:09:34.000 Normally I climb with ropes.
00:09:36.000 That's just special occasions.
00:09:37.000 But you do it a lot.
00:09:38.000 I mean, there's a lot of videos of you doing this.
00:09:40.000 You say it occasionally.
00:09:41.000 For the average human being, if they did something like this once, they would sit around the campfire, kids.
00:09:46.000 Grandpa's going to tell you about how he climbed the mountain with his bare hands.
00:09:49.000 And everybody would go on and on about it like it was a once-in-a-lifetime insane...
00:09:53.000 You know, death-defying event.
00:09:56.000 How many times have you done it?
00:09:57.000 Well, how many times have I solo- Free solo climbed?
00:10:00.000 Well, I mean, it depends on how hard, you know?
00:10:02.000 I mean, I free solo easy routes all the time, but, you know, the big hard ones that you've seen videos of, I mean, that's a little more infrequent.
00:10:09.000 Have you ever had a close call?
00:10:12.000 Oh, it all depends what you call a close call, you know?
00:10:15.000 But no, I haven't had any, like, serious accidents or anything.
00:10:17.000 Well, have you ever had a moment where you're like, oh shit, like, this could be a problem?
00:10:24.000 Well, I mean, certainly some moments where you're like, oh, this could become a problem, but never like, oh, it's all going downhill and it's about to come apart.
00:10:32.000 But have you ever gotten to a point, I mean, I assume your process is you first climb it with ropes to find out where your route would be?
00:10:41.000 Yeah, generally.
00:10:43.000 Actually, do you know anything about climbing?
00:10:44.000 Have you climbed or anything?
00:10:45.000 No, never climbed.
00:10:45.000 Okay.
00:10:47.000 Because, like, within climbing, you know, there's more of a context for it.
00:10:50.000 But the thing is, I mean, generally, there's already a route established.
00:10:53.000 You have, like, a little topo.
00:10:54.000 You have a map that tells you where you're supposed to go.
00:10:56.000 So people have already gone before you?
00:10:57.000 Yeah, for the most part, the things that I've soloed are established routes that people have done before.
00:11:03.000 And for the most part, I've done them before, too.
00:11:05.000 So I already kind of know the series of movements that I have to make.
00:11:08.000 But you had to go through them once.
00:11:09.000 So the first time you went through it, you followed a map of people who had already been there?
00:11:12.000 Yeah, generally.
00:11:13.000 I mean, I have...
00:11:14.000 It's called on-site when you do something without ever having done it before.
00:11:18.000 So I have on-site soloed...
00:11:20.000 Big new routes before.
00:11:21.000 Dude, my hands get sweaty talking to me.
00:11:23.000 I just want to tell you right now.
00:11:24.000 For real.
00:11:24.000 My hands are getting sweaty when I'm thinking about this.
00:11:27.000 We're watching a video right now of you on 60 Minutes, and that was an established route that you were climbing.
00:11:33.000 Yeah, so that route was put up in the 60s, I think, or maybe the 70s.
00:11:37.000 They started doing this in the 60s?
00:11:38.000 Yeah, but so when they established it, they used pitons and hammers and they like wailed their way up the mountain, you know, because that was kind of the style of the day.
00:11:45.000 I think they did over multiple days.
00:11:46.000 And then in the 70s, it got done in a day for the first time.
00:11:49.000 And then, you know what I mean?
00:11:50.000 It's just kind of the gradual progression of style.
00:11:53.000 So climbing as a sport has been around for a long time.
00:11:58.000 Well, climbing as a sport is, like, rooted back to alpinism.
00:12:00.000 People, like, you know, climbing in the Alps in the 1800s and all that.
00:12:03.000 I mean, people have always climbed the mountain.
00:12:05.000 I mean, look at all the monks and stuff in the Himalaya.
00:12:08.000 What attracted you to this?
00:12:10.000 I don't know.
00:12:11.000 I just like climbing on things.
00:12:12.000 Why do you hate ground?
00:12:14.000 This has been since you were how old?
00:12:16.000 How old are you now?
00:12:17.000 I'm 27 now.
00:12:18.000 I've been climbing all the time, like in the gym and stuff, since I was 10, I think.
00:12:22.000 It just was attractive to you?
00:12:24.000 Yeah, I mean, as a kid, I loved climbing trees, I loved climbing buildings, I'd like to play on stuff, you know, climb the roof, whatever.
00:12:30.000 And then my parents read about this gym opening inside, like a climbing gym, so I went and started climbing inside.
00:12:36.000 What do your parents think about this?
00:12:38.000 Well, I'm surprisingly supportive.
00:12:40.000 Really?
00:12:41.000 Yeah, I mean, she just kind of trusts me to do what I like to do and do it well and make good decisions or whatever.
00:12:47.000 Yeah, make good decisions.
00:12:48.000 That's a huge understatement.
00:12:50.000 It's one thing you say, you know, Hassan, if you want to get into the insurance business, you've got to make good decisions.
00:12:55.000 That's one way you can use it.
00:12:57.000 Yeah, but the thing is, anybody in any course in life has to make good decisions.
00:13:01.000 Yes, you're correct.
00:13:02.000 I mean, because if I was going out partying every weekend, I'd probably have almost as high of a risk of death You know, like driving drunk and all that kind of stuff is what I'm doing.
00:13:11.000 You're probably right.
00:13:11.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:12.000 So it's like, it's all just how you view risk and reward, you know?
00:13:15.000 It certainly is.
00:13:16.000 But that, I mean, that really is an understatement when you're saying making good decisions.
00:13:19.000 You're climbing up these things.
00:13:21.000 Like, what is the tallest thing you've climbed?
00:13:23.000 Oh, like 3,000 feet, maybe?
00:13:24.000 Jesus!
00:13:26.000 Oh my God!
00:13:29.000 Holy shit, man!
00:13:29.000 Well, yeah, but the difference between 3,000 and 75 doesn't make that big a difference, you know?
00:13:33.000 As far as death.
00:13:33.000 Yeah, I mean, once you've got 60, you're pretty much hosed.
00:13:36.000 But doesn't it feel like a freakout when you're up there?
00:13:39.000 Well, no.
00:13:40.000 To me, the appeal is the bigness.
00:13:42.000 I look at a huge face and I'm like, that looks rad.
00:13:45.000 If I look at a 60-foot face, I'm kind of like, nah, that looks okay.
00:13:49.000 But when you see a really huge, impressive wall, you're like, that's inspiring.
00:13:53.000 That's what I get psyched about.
00:13:54.000 Do you like people watching you do this?
00:13:57.000 Not particularly.
00:13:58.000 And I've done very little souling that's actually live and watched.
00:14:03.000 So most of the videos that you've seen and stuff are repeated afterward.
00:14:07.000 Well, actually it's funny because the one that you're queuing right now is semi-live.
00:14:12.000 And the 60 Minutes thing was live because they're a legitimate news organization.
00:14:15.000 They had to shoot the real thing.
00:14:17.000 Right.
00:14:17.000 Did it feel weird for you to have people filming you on ropes beside you?
00:14:21.000 No, so that's the thing is that generally when I film on projects like that, I do things that are well within my abilities, kind of comfortable and easy and whatever.
00:14:28.000 So the 60 Minutes thing, even though it looks awesome and it's really cool, that's actually kind of like a moderate route.
00:14:32.000 It's not breaking new ground for rock climbing.
00:14:35.000 I mean, it had never been soloed before, and it's pretty hard.
00:14:38.000 But mostly I just chose something that was aesthetic and cool.
00:14:42.000 It was good enough, but it's not like...
00:14:44.000 Did you hear what you just said?
00:14:44.000 It had never been soloed before.
00:14:47.000 That's a crazy thing.
00:14:48.000 Well, there aren't that many people that solo are.
00:14:50.000 Not that many folks are into it, so you kind of have your pick of the litter.
00:14:53.000 Well, if there are that many folks into it, how many of them aren't around anymore?
00:14:58.000 Yeah, it depends how you count.
00:15:03.000 I can only think of one...
00:15:06.000 Really high end soloist who actually died so long.
00:15:09.000 Really?
00:15:09.000 I think, yeah.
00:15:10.000 Only one?
00:15:11.000 Yeah.
00:15:12.000 Who was he?
00:15:14.000 John Vacker.
00:15:15.000 He was actually kind of like a, you know, childhood inspiration.
00:15:18.000 Spell his last name?
00:15:18.000 B-A-C-H-A-R. Okay.
00:15:21.000 What happened to him?
00:15:22.000 He fell so long.
00:15:23.000 The thing is, he was kind of older.
00:15:25.000 I mean, he was maybe 50 or something.
00:15:26.000 And he had a car accident and had some like nerve damage and like, you know, who knows what actually happened.
00:15:31.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:15:31.000 Like maybe he broke a hold.
00:15:33.000 Maybe he just, I don't know.
00:15:34.000 But like he had, you know, like back issues and things going on because he had this like horrible car accident.
00:15:39.000 Oh, wow.
00:15:39.000 So, it's one of those things where it's not like a clear-cut, like, well, I mean, yeah, I mean, it is clear-cut.
00:15:44.000 He fell off the mountain and he died, but, you know, you look at it, because he was by far the best of his generation for, like, the 80s and early 90s, and actually the 70s until the 90s, basically.
00:15:55.000 Okay.
00:15:55.000 Now, when you see a guy and that's how it ends for him, and he's a free soil climber, do you look at that and say, you know what?
00:16:02.000 Everybody goes.
00:16:03.000 I mean, that's kind of a cool way to do it.
00:16:05.000 Definitely not like that's a cool way to do it.
00:16:07.000 That's horrible.
00:16:08.000 I mean, honestly, he basically broke everything in his body and he lay there for hours and died.
00:16:12.000 I mean, that's like a horrible, horrible way to die.
00:16:14.000 Well, he didn't die instantly?
00:16:15.000 No, he was out at like a 60-foot cliff by his house or whatever.
00:16:19.000 So he probably fell like 50 feet.
00:16:21.000 He broke everything in his body and he bled out.
00:16:23.000 I don't know what happened.
00:16:24.000 I mean, it's like a horrible thing to happen.
00:16:28.000 Yeah, I mean, if you fell like 2,000 feet, yeah, you would splat.
00:16:31.000 You would just explode like a bag of water.
00:16:33.000 But from 50, that's pretty horrible.
00:16:36.000 Yeah, that sounds like a terrible way to go.
00:16:38.000 Yeah, I mean, it totally sucks.
00:16:40.000 But, I mean, the thing is, you know, he lived his whole life doing that kind of thing.
00:16:45.000 Right.
00:16:45.000 You know, he'd obviously confronted those kinds of issues in his life.
00:16:48.000 You know, he made his choice, and that's how it worked out, you know?
00:16:54.000 Wow.
00:16:54.000 How many people are doing it?
00:16:56.000 If you had to guess, is it a...
00:16:58.000 Well, so earlier I said the difference between high-end soloing and recreational style.
00:17:02.000 So if you're counting recreational, just going out and climbing fun routes after work or whatever, there are tons of climbers that go soloing.
00:17:08.000 But high-end style, like pushing it on hard, you know, hard, hard routes, like the kind of videos that you're watching where you're like, that looks insane.
00:17:15.000 Then right now there's maybe a half dozen dudes in the world that have things similar like that, you know.
00:17:21.000 But you are known as the one who does the most ridiculous routes.
00:17:28.000 You're the one who's known as the guy who...
00:17:30.000 Well, in the U.S. right now, anyway.
00:17:33.000 Who else is doing this?
00:17:34.000 Where is this popular?
00:17:36.000 There are a couple of dudes in Europe who have done...
00:17:38.000 Maybe not at this moment, they aren't doing anything crazy, but that certainly recently have done really hard things.
00:17:46.000 I mean, there's a history of soloing all around the world.
00:17:49.000 This is completely new to me.
00:17:51.000 I mean, I had seen, like, maybe, you know, I had randomly gone across videos on the internet of people climbing things, but I really had never seen anything where people were climbing without ropes.
00:18:02.000 So when I first saw you doing it, I mean...
00:18:04.000 I mean, there's a rich, like, tradition of it, especially in California.
00:18:07.000 Actually, in Southern California, all the best climbers in the country in the 70s came from SoCal, and they were all, they were called the Stone Masters.
00:18:14.000 And Joshua Tree, which is just local, has a huge history of Solong.
00:18:19.000 I grew up hearing Solong stories and thinking it was cool and whatever.
00:18:23.000 Wow.
00:18:24.000 Yeah, there's a total tradition of it.
00:18:27.000 So do you make a living doing this?
00:18:29.000 I do now, yeah.
00:18:30.000 It's pretty cool.
00:18:31.000 Wow.
00:18:32.000 And how did that happen?
00:18:33.000 Do you have sponsors?
00:18:34.000 Yeah, so I have sponsors.
00:18:35.000 I sort of picked them up through the climbing community as I went.
00:18:39.000 And the sponsors just give you money and they pay you every month and you just go climbing?
00:18:43.000 Yeah, it's totally awesome.
00:18:45.000 Are there competitions or do you just go wherever you want to go and people follow you and the publicity helps them?
00:18:52.000 Is that how it works?
00:18:53.000 So there are competitions in climbing, but it's kind of like skiing or something where it kind of subdivides into like Olympic style competition skiing.
00:19:01.000 And then there's like big mountain type dudes who make videos and just like go rage in Alaska.
00:19:05.000 So I'm kind of one of those like big mountain type dudes that just goes and rages and makes videos and does whatever.
00:19:10.000 Like I don't do competitions.
00:19:11.000 It's kind of like two different sports.
00:19:13.000 Yeah, you don't want to be rushed.
00:19:14.000 That doesn't seem like something you would want to race.
00:19:17.000 And who would I compete with?
00:19:18.000 Nobody else even likes to do this kind of stuff.
00:19:20.000 Right.
00:19:22.000 Doesn't that sound crazy, though?
00:19:23.000 You're talking about 300 million people in this country, and there's maybe like five other dudes that are doing what you're doing.
00:19:28.000 Well, maybe five other in the world.
00:19:30.000 In the world?
00:19:31.000 Okay, in this country, you're the only guy.
00:19:33.000 No, there's another dude who's a little older than me.
00:19:35.000 Do you guys look at each other weird?
00:19:36.000 Like, yeah, man.
00:19:37.000 I can climb better than you.
00:19:39.000 No, definitely not.
00:19:40.000 Are you crazy?
00:19:42.000 No, there are a handful of dudes in the States.
00:19:43.000 And things you never know because so much of Solong just has to do with motivation.
00:19:49.000 Because the actual technical difficulty of the climbing isn't very high.
00:19:53.000 The thing that I did on 60 Minutes is actually a pretty easy route.
00:19:56.000 It's very moderate.
00:19:58.000 A lot of climbers who've only been climbing a few years could climb that difficulty level, but they just would never want to do it without a rope.
00:20:05.000 They don't have that motivation to be like, I want to climb a huge face with no protection.
00:20:09.000 Now, when you say that it's no big deal that you were the first person to free solo something, that is a big deal.
00:20:16.000 You're just being humble.
00:20:18.000 You are.
00:20:19.000 You're being humble.
00:20:20.000 You're crazy.
00:20:20.000 Listen to me.
00:20:21.000 Completely insane.
00:20:23.000 I'm not saying you're completely insane for doing that.
00:20:25.000 I'm saying you're Your point of view is very self-deprecating.
00:20:30.000 So your idea that that's not crazy to be the first person to climb up it in the known human race without ropes.
00:20:39.000 It's kind of fucking crazy, kid.
00:20:41.000 It seems more normal when you do it all the time.
00:20:43.000 I'm sure, but I'm just saying to a person like me, it's pretty impressive.
00:20:50.000 Do you go up something with ropes and say, you know what, I see enough spots?
00:20:56.000 Do you map it out in your head?
00:20:58.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:20:59.000 So, like, for the 60 Minutes one, for example, I'd climbed it a month before just to, like, see if it was reasonable, and I was like, okay, I could definitely do this.
00:21:06.000 And then maybe 10 days before I climbed it again with more, like, intention.
00:21:10.000 And there are basically two hard parts on it, and the rest is sort of, like, filler, you know, like, moderate climbing.
00:21:15.000 Like, the type that I could easily do first try or whatever.
00:21:18.000 Now, when you say hard parts and you get to a place, what makes it a hard part?
00:21:23.000 So the crack is like thinner, so you have less of your finger inside.
00:21:25.000 So you have to like pull harder and the feet get bad and it gets steeper.
00:21:28.000 So the angle of the walls is steeper.
00:21:31.000 Basically it just becomes more strenuous.
00:21:33.000 But so both of those two sections were maybe, you know, 10 movements long.
00:21:37.000 So they're maybe like 15, 20 foot sections.
00:21:39.000 And I just have to memorize like 10 or 15 moves where I'm like, okay, and then I do my left hand to that little thing and then I pull really hard and then I raise my foot, you know, that...
00:21:46.000 So as you're going up this in a rope, are you just visualizing going along it, or are you actually fitting it with your hands?
00:21:54.000 Yeah, I'm doing both.
00:21:55.000 Well, so I'm climbing it, and then some of it I marked with chalk, which is totally normal for climbers to put a little tick next to things, so you remember which part of the crack is good.
00:22:03.000 And then I would memorize, like, okay, this is the way to do it.
00:22:06.000 And then while I had the rope on, I tried a couple different ways on one part to see which felt more secure, things like that.
00:22:12.000 And so do you take notes?
00:22:13.000 Yeah, so then afterward when I was all done, that evening I drew out the sequences.
00:22:19.000 I have a climbing journal.
00:22:20.000 I keep track of things like that and just make notes about life, whatever.
00:22:23.000 And so I just mapped out the sequences so I could remember it well.
00:22:26.000 Would you ever publish that?
00:22:27.000 Well, it wouldn't make any sense to anybody.
00:22:29.000 It's a bunch of lines.
00:22:30.000 Dude, people would buy it.
00:22:31.000 That would be dope as fuck.
00:22:32.000 Maybe.
00:22:33.000 For a coffee table book?
00:22:34.000 I'll sell you some lines.
00:22:36.000 That would be cool as fuck for a coffee table.
00:22:40.000 Maybe.
00:22:41.000 I don't think I have enough volume for that kind of thing either.
00:22:43.000 But maybe someday, you know, if I didn't...
00:22:44.000 Dude, I really think that would be a dope coffee table book.
00:22:47.000 Your maps...
00:22:47.000 Tons of little roots and stuff.
00:22:49.000 And your just musings on life in a book.
00:22:51.000 For real.
00:22:51.000 I think people would see and be like, what the F? No, with photographs of the actual mountain itself, I think that would actually be a cool book.
00:22:57.000 Maybe.
00:22:57.000 I mean, if it was, yeah, if it was interspersed with real photos, like this is what it corresponds to, maybe.
00:23:01.000 Yeah, I'm telling you, man.
00:23:02.000 I don't even climb.
00:23:03.000 I would buy that shit.
00:23:04.000 DJ. I would.
00:23:06.000 Yeah, I'm telling you, that's a golden opportunity.
00:23:08.000 Jump on it, publishers.
00:23:10.000 Find this young man.
00:23:11.000 Shut it up!
00:23:13.000 Have you ever been wrong?
00:23:14.000 Have you ever done a route and said, well, I'm going to go solo it now, and been like, you know what, this is an error.
00:23:21.000 I shouldn't have done this.
00:23:23.000 Not so much.
00:23:24.000 I've had a handful...
00:23:25.000 I mean, I wouldn't call it an error, but I've had a handful of times where I've gone out to solo something without pre-inspection, where I'm just like, oh, I'm just going to go up it and see how it goes.
00:23:32.000 Then I go maybe halfway up, and I'm just like, ooh, I'm not feeling it, and then I just climb back down.
00:23:36.000 So do you proceed if you know for sure that you can't climb back down?
00:23:41.000 Because you can't always...
00:23:42.000 Can you always climb back down?
00:23:44.000 Generally, I can climb back down.
00:23:45.000 Almost always.
00:23:46.000 Almost always.
00:23:46.000 And if I know that I'm about to, like, pass a point where there's, like, no turning back, then, you know, I sort of know that that's a big deal when I think about it.
00:23:54.000 You know, I think it through.
00:23:56.000 Because on a 60-minute piece, that was actually something that I... Yeah, the narrator, he was talking about, like...
00:24:00.000 Is he incorrect?
00:24:01.000 Actually, so I just had lunch with him.
00:24:03.000 He's the guy I was hanging out with in whatever, Venice or wherever it was.
00:24:07.000 Uh-huh.
00:24:07.000 And...
00:24:08.000 Well, I don't know.
00:24:09.000 So he was a big, big climber in the 70s, and he established a lot of those routes and all that.
00:24:14.000 And I mean, I know what he means, that it is harder to downclimb, but the thing is, like, nowadays, I mean, I don't know, I practice downclimb, and, like, I could downclimb that.
00:24:21.000 You know, for sure.
00:24:22.000 So he was just hating?
00:24:23.000 No, he wasn't hating, but from his perspective, people don't downclimb stuff like that.
00:24:28.000 Right.
00:24:29.000 Maybe it was a little bit of hyperbole.
00:24:31.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:24:32.000 But no, I mean, I'm pretty sure that the route on 60 Minutes, if I absolutely had to, I could have hiked to the top and then downclimb the thing.
00:24:38.000 Wow.
00:24:38.000 They could have been like, oh, we're filming it in reverse.
00:24:40.000 Holy shit.
00:24:41.000 But it would be a lot less rad like that.
00:24:42.000 You'd be like, that's fucking stupid.
00:24:44.000 That guy's climbing down the mountain.
00:24:46.000 It's still just as scary, but I see what you're saying.
00:24:49.000 It doesn't give you that satisfaction that you get climbing up the mountain.
00:24:52.000 You do a really hard hike and then you freaking do an extremely dangerous down climb.
00:24:55.000 Have you ever climbed to the top of something and then realized, holy shit, I have to climb down because I can't walk down?
00:25:01.000 There's no other way to get down?
00:25:03.000 A little bit.
00:25:03.000 I've had a handful of epics like that.
00:25:07.000 A couple of my gnarliest experiences have been topping out routes that you conventionally repel down.
00:25:14.000 But since I don't have a rope on me, I'm like, okay, I'll just pioneer some kind of new descent.
00:25:18.000 And so a couple of them involve...
00:25:21.000 Do you know Zion National Park in Utah?
00:25:22.000 No.
00:25:23.000 It's like a really pretty river canyon.
00:25:24.000 It's like sandstone.
00:25:26.000 It's beautiful.
00:25:26.000 But it's like a thousand foot wall.
00:25:29.000 And then the rim of the canyon is like 2,000 feet above it.
00:25:32.000 And it's really, really steep sandstone.
00:25:34.000 And normally you would climb a thousand feet and then rappel back down and be like, oh, sweet.
00:25:38.000 So I climb a thousand foot wall.
00:25:39.000 And then I'm up there and it's like 2,000 feet of really steep sandstone.
00:25:42.000 And it was all covered in like snow or sort of like consolidated hail was all messed up.
00:25:46.000 Super hard to scramble in, you know?
00:25:48.000 Anyway, and then it started snowing as soon as I popped out.
00:25:52.000 So I was like clawing my way up this hail and like this driving blizzard.
00:25:56.000 It's a blizzard while you were up there?
00:25:59.000 Yeah, well, so the day that I decided to do it, I was a little angstful, and I was like, I'm going to do this, goddammit.
00:26:05.000 How will be the time?
00:26:06.000 This is last February.
00:26:08.000 It was a year ago.
00:26:10.000 So the forecast said that it was going to start snowing at noon, and I was like, well, you know, I'll finish by then.
00:26:16.000 So I finished at like 1130. It started snowing right on schedule.
00:26:20.000 And I was like, oh, no problem.
00:26:21.000 I'll hike off.
00:26:22.000 The thing is, even once I made it to the rim, which took me forever, and I was getting pretty wet and pretty cold, and it was kind of messed up.
00:26:27.000 And visibility was so low, I was worried about getting lost.
00:26:29.000 And then once you're up on the top, it's just a big plateau, and I was hoping to hit this one trail that it was like a 10-mile hike on the trail back around to get back to the car.
00:26:37.000 And even that, it's all just a field of snow and, like, white-out blizzard style, and I was just running along in my climbing shoes being like, God, I hope I can find something.
00:26:44.000 But miraculously, I found the trail and made it all the way out and there's no problem.
00:26:47.000 Holy shit.
00:26:49.000 And you're by yourself in all these experiences.
00:26:51.000 Yeah, it's pretty...
00:26:51.000 No satellite phone, no nothing.
00:26:54.000 Satellite phone.
00:26:54.000 You just...
00:26:55.000 Why would I have a satellite phone?
00:26:57.000 I'm only climbing the top of a mountain.
00:26:59.000 No, I mean, well...
00:27:01.000 The thing with that, though, is like, so the whole time I did, I was like, this is hardcore, you know?
00:27:05.000 But then as soon as I was back at the car, I was like, well, it's like noon.
00:27:09.000 I had a very eventful morning, but like, it doesn't even feel like a full day, you know what I mean?
00:27:12.000 The whole thing, like, the whole thing, like, feels surreal because you're like, did I just do that?
00:27:16.000 Like, that was weird.
00:27:17.000 You know, it only took a few hours, but you're just like, whoa.
00:27:19.000 Wow.
00:27:20.000 Was that the most hair-raising experience you've ever been on?
00:27:22.000 No, for sure no.
00:27:23.000 No?
00:27:24.000 For sure no?
00:27:24.000 Well, it was a very invigorating morning.
00:27:26.000 You know, you could call that.
00:27:28.000 What is the most hair-raising experience you've ever had?
00:27:32.000 I don't know.
00:27:33.000 I mean, it depends what you call hair-raising.
00:27:35.000 What's the most difficult climb you've ever done?
00:27:39.000 I don't know.
00:27:40.000 I mean, again, I need tighter definitions.
00:27:44.000 Okay.
00:27:45.000 Has there ever been a climb that you did where you realized, wow, that might have been the most...
00:27:54.000 Have you ever shit my pants?
00:27:56.000 Yeah, I have not yet shit my pants, but I've come close.
00:28:00.000 So for free-souling, maybe the first time I free-souled Half Dome, which was in 2008, I think.
00:28:07.000 At the time, I think it was maybe a little bit much for me.
00:28:10.000 You know, like when I finished it, I was like, ooh.
00:28:13.000 Not that I got away with it, but that's kind of the feeling.
00:28:15.000 You get to the top and you're like, whoa.
00:28:17.000 So you had nerves.
00:28:18.000 You had a weird feeling.
00:28:19.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:28:19.000 I was like, yeah, because one of the hardest and least secure parts of the whole climb is up at the very top.
00:28:24.000 So you're at the top of a 2,000-foot wall.
00:28:28.000 And it took me like 250 to climb the whole route, so I was probably up there at 235 at this like super hard part.
00:28:34.000 I'm already kind of frazzled, you know, because you've been really focused for like two and a half hours, like trying really hard, and you're just getting a little tired and whatever.
00:28:41.000 And then you get to the hardest part that's also the least secure.
00:28:43.000 It's a really insecure style.
00:28:45.000 It's like there are no actual holds to hold on to.
00:28:46.000 It's just like a bald slab, and you just weight your feet.
00:28:50.000 And so you just have to...
00:28:51.000 Weight your feet?
00:28:52.000 What do you mean?
00:28:52.000 It means, like, so you're wearing really tight climbing shoes.
00:28:55.000 It's like really precise edges on them, and you basically just...
00:28:57.000 It'd be like if you took that brick wall and you leaned it back and made it a little smoother and then all you could do is stand on the little edges of the bricks.
00:29:05.000 Really?
00:29:06.000 Well, if you tilted it back to like 87 degrees, you could probably walk up that wall with no hands but just the edges.
00:29:11.000 We were joking around about that.
00:29:13.000 You would look at this wall and start thinking about roots.
00:29:16.000 Do you see a wall and look for areas to climb on them?
00:29:20.000 A little bit.
00:29:21.000 Is there a difference between a guy who does your type of stuff, like mountain climbing stuff, and And those crazy dudes who climb buildings?
00:29:28.000 No, I mean, you're still just climbing stuff.
00:29:30.000 Do you practice on the floor?
00:29:31.000 Do you, like, practice climbing on the floor?
00:29:34.000 Wouldn't that be called laying down?
00:29:35.000 No.
00:29:37.000 I mean, like, like, like...
00:29:39.000 Brian, shut the fuck up.
00:29:40.000 I mean, I do push-ups.
00:29:42.000 Does that count?
00:29:44.000 Do you have a strength or conditioning program that you do, or do you just do a lot of climbing?
00:29:49.000 A little bit, when I'm motivated.
00:29:51.000 I did a bunch of planks this morning.
00:29:53.000 Does that help your climbing?
00:29:54.000 I don't know.
00:29:55.000 That's the thing, but it makes my core rails rock.
00:29:58.000 If your climbing is done right, how much of it actually does involve physical strength?
00:30:03.000 A fair amount.
00:30:05.000 A fair amount.
00:30:05.000 Eventually.
00:30:06.000 The thing is, so what I was just talking about, a slab, you know, that's all about technique and precision with footwork and all that kind of thing.
00:30:11.000 That's all mental and, I mean, you have to have toned calves, whatever.
00:30:15.000 But then if you tip a wall back the other way and you're climbing out some kind of like overhanging ceiling...
00:30:20.000 Then, I mean, it really does come down to having strong arms and strong fingers.
00:30:23.000 Pull yourself up.
00:30:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:25.000 I mean, in general, for a recreational climber, you should be using your feet and you should be using good technique and you should keep your weight over your legs.
00:30:31.000 But when you get into really high-end climbing, it's like, you know, you just got to be able to pull really hard, too.
00:30:36.000 I saw a video or a photograph of you holding on to some pillars or some beams and doing chin-ups.
00:30:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:44.000 Can you do that?
00:30:45.000 You really can do chin-ups?
00:30:46.000 Well, yeah, I mean, there's a photo of it.
00:30:47.000 Yeah, but I mean...
00:30:48.000 Well, if the beam is really ergonomic.
00:30:50.000 You can actually lift yourself up and move and not just hold there?
00:30:53.000 Yeah, I could do, like, two pull-ups on those beams before I'd fall over.
00:30:57.000 I mean, it was really hard for me to hold on to them.
00:30:59.000 Yeah, I would imagine, though.
00:31:00.000 But that's got to be pretty rare that someone could even do it, too.
00:31:03.000 Well, but, I mean, there are plenty of dudes who are a lot stronger on that kind of thing than I am.
00:31:07.000 Is that, like, because I've heard crazy stories about these free solo climbers being able to do chin-ups with one finger, and is that, like, a thing that you could do that?
00:31:18.000 Right now I could probably do two.
00:31:20.000 Two fingers?
00:31:21.000 When I was a kid I could do, like, a one-finger, one-arm.
00:31:23.000 I think now I'm too heavy.
00:31:24.000 One-finger, one-arm, chin-up.
00:31:26.000 Yeah, I mean hanging off like a sling, you know, like a little piece of rope or something.
00:31:29.000 That's the photo of you hanging there.
00:31:31.000 Oh yeah.
00:31:31.000 Yeah, classic.
00:31:32.000 That chalk stuff's huge, huh?
00:31:35.000 Well yeah, I mean the same as gymnasts and everything.
00:31:37.000 Keeps your hands dry.
00:31:38.000 Yeah, do you ever solo something without chalk?
00:31:40.000 You look at it and you're like, I don't need chalk for that photo.
00:31:42.000 No, you pretty much always take a chalk bag.
00:31:44.000 Unless it's like real easy and I'm just scrambling up it.
00:31:46.000 Have you ever lost your chalk bag?
00:31:47.000 I have.
00:31:48.000 Actually, it's a...
00:31:49.000 It's funny you ask.
00:31:51.000 This last summer, like, one of the biggest things that I've done, soloing the triple, which was, like, climbing three big faces in Yosemite in a day.
00:31:58.000 The second thing that I climbed was El Capitan, which is, like, a 3,000-foot face, and I climbed it through the night, and I accidentally forgot my chalk bag at the bottom.
00:32:05.000 Oh, my God.
00:32:07.000 Yeah, and so when I was all ready to start climbing, I was like, Oh, damn it.
00:32:10.000 You know?
00:32:11.000 And actually, it was kind of messed up because the route was kind of wet because it rained a lot the day before.
00:32:14.000 Oh, jeez.
00:32:15.000 And so it's the kind of thing where you really want a chalk bag.
00:32:18.000 But I was like, well, bummer, you know?
00:32:20.000 And then I did the first 800 feet and then I actually passed a party who was sleeping on the route because most people climb it over like four days.
00:32:26.000 What?!
00:32:27.000 Yeah, well, I mean, a 3,000-foot face is like...
00:32:29.000 So you saw a guy that was, like, camped out in one of those crazy outcropping tents?
00:32:34.000 Is that what it was?
00:32:34.000 Yeah, they were actually...
00:32:35.000 Well, so it's kind of a standard ledge.
00:32:37.000 It's, like, where people generally camp on the roof.
00:32:38.000 Oh, it's a ledge.
00:32:39.000 Well, it's, like, the size of half this table.
00:32:42.000 You know what I mean?
00:32:42.000 So it's, like...
00:32:43.000 But so there were two parties of two guys, and they were all camped on it.
00:32:46.000 Wow.
00:32:46.000 And so they each had the little tents that you're talking about.
00:32:48.000 So that, you know, because there isn't that much room.
00:32:50.000 So it's half the size of this table, and everybody's on it, and a big party?
00:32:53.000 Yeah.
00:32:53.000 Yeah, but that's pretty comfortable compared to hanging on a vertical face.
00:32:57.000 You're like, oh sweet, I can stand.
00:32:58.000 You can take off your harness if you want.
00:33:00.000 Anyway though, so I passed these dudes in the middle of the night who were camping there and the guy gave me a chalk bag.
00:33:04.000 I was like, thank God.
00:33:05.000 So then when I got to the top, I tied that off to this little tree so then he got it back later.
00:33:09.000 So that's pretty cool.
00:33:11.000 So you just kept going.
00:33:13.000 You climbed the whole thing.
00:33:14.000 And once you got the chalk bag, you're like, dude.
00:33:16.000 Then it was game on.
00:33:18.000 Yeah.
00:33:19.000 Oh my god.
00:33:20.000 What did they say to you when you're like, I forgot my chalk?
00:33:22.000 We're like, what the fuck, man?
00:33:23.000 A little bit.
00:33:24.000 I think they were like, huh.
00:33:26.000 Well, you know, the fact that they're up there for like five days, you know, and then this dude climbs through and he's like, um, excuse me, do you have any chalk?
00:33:33.000 And they're like, what the fuck?
00:33:35.000 Like, what's this guy doing, you know?
00:33:36.000 But, you know.
00:33:39.000 Actually, so I've met that guy again since then.
00:33:41.000 I think that's his favorite story because I've probably met like half the climbers on the west coast who are like, Hey, you met my buddy Steve.
00:33:47.000 You gave him his chalk bag.
00:33:48.000 Or he gave you his chalk bag.
00:33:50.000 I met like a dozen people who were like, hey, I met this guy.
00:33:54.000 I think they were pretty psyched just because it's a funny story.
00:33:56.000 Oh, it's a very funny story.
00:33:58.000 It's a very crazy story though, man.
00:34:00.000 Yeah, well...
00:34:01.000 Your reality is your reality.
00:34:04.000 To you, it's just normal.
00:34:06.000 Yeah, I mean, that's normal.
00:34:07.000 But I'm serious.
00:34:08.000 I'm talking to you.
00:34:09.000 My hands are sweaty.
00:34:10.000 I get sweaty.
00:34:11.000 I think about high heights and I get the butterfly thing.
00:34:15.000 I can just think about it being high up.
00:34:18.000 Yeah, I can do that.
00:34:19.000 And freak myself out.
00:34:20.000 Do you look at, like, when you're at a building and stuff, do you think, I can climb this pitch?
00:34:24.000 Do you look at things like that?
00:34:25.000 I don't know.
00:34:26.000 I mean, buildings I do look at, and I'm like, oh, that would be rad, except you get arrested, so I kind of nip that in the bud, you know?
00:34:31.000 But with rocks, for sure.
00:34:32.000 I mean, you see some things, you just, you're like, that looks rad, and I'd love to climb that.
00:34:36.000 Do climbers ever do things like that for publicity stunts?
00:34:39.000 Like, know that they're going to get arrested, but just climb something anyway?
00:34:41.000 Yeah, I mean, surely you've heard of Alain Robert, the French solos guy who did the New York Times building and, like, climbed pretty much every skyscraper in the world.
00:34:49.000 You know what?
00:34:50.000 Probably peripherally I've heard of that guy, but I've never really heard anything about him.
00:34:53.000 When you talk about dudes soloing skyscrapers, he's the only dude soloing skyscrapers.
00:34:58.000 Yeah, like any skyscraper you've heard of being soloed, it's that guy.
00:35:01.000 And they don't lock him up for what reason?
00:35:03.000 Well, no.
00:35:03.000 I mean, he's been arrested tons of times.
00:35:05.000 Like, he topped up some building in Japan and got punched in the face by a security guard.
00:35:10.000 You know, he's had all kinds of weird stories.
00:35:12.000 But I met him in Poland at this, like, film festival thing last year.
00:35:15.000 And I was like, oh, it's great to meet him, actually, because he was, like, a really good climber, like, in the 80s and 90s.
00:35:20.000 And then he sort of transitioned into, like, he doesn't even call himself a climber anymore.
00:35:24.000 He's just like, oh, you know, I just climb buildings.
00:35:26.000 It's fun, whatever.
00:35:27.000 It's, like, his job.
00:35:28.000 So does he sell books?
00:35:30.000 Yeah, he does like speaking stuff.
00:35:33.000 Some of the buildings I think he gets paid for because you know like in the Middle East they like unveil like the biggest building in the world or whatever and then they pay him to climb it.
00:35:41.000 That's ridiculous.
00:35:42.000 There was a guy, I don't know if it was him, but someone was doing something recently.
00:35:47.000 It was on the news.
00:35:48.000 I was walking through an airport or something.
00:35:50.000 The guy had suction cups and was climbing up some fucking glass building.
00:35:53.000 Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible movies.
00:35:56.000 I don't think so.
00:35:57.000 I think it was an actual real person.
00:35:59.000 Oh, yeah?
00:35:59.000 Yeah, some guy.
00:36:00.000 I didn't think that shit existed.
00:36:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:02.000 No, it does.
00:36:03.000 Yeah, he was climbing up a glass building, and he was using suction cups.
00:36:07.000 You can actually do it.
00:36:10.000 That seems like it would be scary.
00:36:11.000 Yeah, it was real scary.
00:36:12.000 He was also, at one time, it was another video of another building, I guess.
00:36:15.000 He was in a crack like this.
00:36:17.000 It was like a V crack.
00:36:19.000 Going smaller as it got away from him.
00:36:21.000 And he was climbing the wall that way.
00:36:23.000 Just pressing up against the wall and climbing that way.
00:36:26.000 Is that standard?
00:36:28.000 Like a standard technique?
00:36:29.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:36:30.000 Do you ever get yourself in a situation like that where that's how you're climbing?
00:36:32.000 You're pressing up against the wall?
00:36:34.000 And that's actually a lot easier probably than it might look to you.
00:36:38.000 Really?
00:36:38.000 Probably.
00:36:39.000 I mean, generally when you're doing any kind of counter-pressure type stuff like that, like pushing two sides, I mean, you're using your whole body as opposed to just your fingers.
00:36:45.000 Right.
00:36:45.000 So, I mean, it's not that strenuous.
00:36:47.000 Depending on what the angle is and everything.
00:36:50.000 My god.
00:36:51.000 Well, you know how little kids love to chimney up door frames or hallways or whatever?
00:36:55.000 Yes.
00:36:55.000 You know where you put your back against one side, your feet against the other?
00:36:57.000 I mean, that's pretty stable and it's easy to do.
00:37:03.000 What is that?
00:37:04.000 Here's the guy, see?
00:37:05.000 He's got the...
00:37:05.000 Oh yeah, that's Alain Robert.
00:37:07.000 Does he have suction cups though?
00:37:09.000 No, no.
00:37:09.000 Not in this one.
00:37:09.000 But that's actually quite easy.
00:37:11.000 I mean, he can go no hands right there, you know?
00:37:14.000 So then when he has to do the movements in between levels...
00:37:17.000 This is insane.
00:37:18.000 You think this looks easy?
00:37:19.000 Yeah.
00:37:21.000 But yeah, I mean, not that I'm diminishing his accomplishment, but that particular feat of climbing does not look hard at all.
00:37:28.000 You should become a tagger.
00:37:30.000 You'd be like the ultimate tagger.
00:37:33.000 Yeah, but that goes back to not wanting to get arrested, you know?
00:37:36.000 That's why you dress up as Spider-Man or something.
00:37:38.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:37:40.000 Put that...
00:37:40.000 You'd have to carry paint with you and stuff.
00:37:43.000 It's annoying.
00:37:44.000 You gotta fuck up your whole balance thing.
00:37:46.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:37:46.000 Just a sticker.
00:37:47.000 Something called Bucket hanging off me.
00:37:49.000 This Alan Robert guy...
00:37:52.000 He started off doing the regular climbing and then just decided there's no money in this shit.
00:37:56.000 Actually, I think part of it was that he had a couple of kind of terrible groundfalls where he fell soloing and got all messed up, like different things.
00:38:04.000 And so I think he now has a somewhat restricted range of motion, like can't move his arms in certain ways.
00:38:09.000 And so soloing on rock is kind of out of the question a little bit because real rock requires such a diverse range of movements because you never know where the holds are going to be or what direction they'll be facing.
00:38:20.000 Whereas buildings are extremely uniform.
00:38:22.000 So with a building, he can look at it and be like, okay, I'm going to be...
00:38:25.000 Like that little clip you just saw, he did that exact same movement over and over for a thousand feet or however big that building is.
00:38:30.000 So to you, this is like...
00:38:32.000 I guess it's just another example of something where if you don't know how to do it, it looks impossible to do.
00:38:39.000 Yeah, but if you know how to do it, you're like, it's going to be hard.
00:38:41.000 I should know that by now.
00:38:43.000 I mean, isn't every guest that you have on like that?
00:38:45.000 You know, where you're like, astrophysics, that's crazy.
00:38:48.000 And you're like, actually, it's real boring.
00:38:50.000 All you do is study physics for 30 years.
00:38:52.000 No one has ever said that astrophysics is boring.
00:38:54.000 That hasn't, but I know what you're saying.
00:38:55.000 It becomes commonplace.
00:38:58.000 Don't you do MMA shit or something?
00:39:00.000 You punch people in the face?
00:39:02.000 Well, I don't really hit them that much.
00:39:03.000 Most of what I do is jujitsu these days.
00:39:05.000 So you throw them into a wall?
00:39:06.000 You strangle them.
00:39:07.000 Oh shit.
00:39:09.000 Have you ever climbed during an earthquake?
00:39:13.000 Is that a fear of yours?
00:39:14.000 Like having this big earthquake while you're...
00:39:17.000 That would suck a fat one.
00:39:19.000 Same as if you're driving over a bridge and the bridge falls down.
00:39:24.000 Yeah, but you're in a car and if it's like a movie, the car might hit the water and then you can open up a window and you can get out.
00:39:32.000 I don't know.
00:39:34.000 But the connection between looking at people doing martial arts, it totally makes sense to me.
00:39:41.000 I watch a video of an Aikido master or something throwing people around the room.
00:39:46.000 Let me tell you something, son.
00:39:47.000 Most of that's horse shit.
00:39:49.000 Yeah, most of that's horse shit.
00:39:50.000 Ikeo is a martial art that really works if the other person doesn't know anything.
00:39:55.000 If you have no idea what this guy is doing or if you're cooperating.
00:39:59.000 And that's what a lot of it is.
00:40:00.000 The guy is running at you and he's committing to a very specific technique and you're throwing him on the ground.
00:40:06.000 But you never see that applied in a UFC match.
00:40:10.000 Very rarely.
00:40:11.000 You'll see some of the principles of misdirection and manipulating bodies and throwing bodies with leverage.
00:40:19.000 But the way you see it in an Aikido demonstration, that shit never happens in the real world.
00:40:22.000 It just doesn't.
00:40:24.000 There's a lot of that left over.
00:40:26.000 There was a time where martial arts had a great mysticism attached to it, but because of the UFC, because of mixed martial arts competition, it's become much more pragmatic, and now they really understand what works and what doesn't work.
00:40:38.000 So Aikido is one of those martial arts that has some practical application, but has a lot of fuckery.
00:40:45.000 There's a lot of shit that just doesn't work.
00:40:47.000 So apply that mindset to climbing.
00:40:49.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
00:40:50.000 Climbing is like the same.
00:40:51.000 Yeah, I have friends that'll watch like a martial arts thing on television.
00:40:56.000 Like, how the fuck did that guy just do that?
00:40:58.000 That's a wheel kick.
00:40:59.000 That's like standard technique.
00:41:00.000 So that's how you're looking at this client.
00:41:02.000 When that guy is on those two buildings, or those two sides, that's uniform, that's a hanger.
00:41:07.000 That's easy.
00:41:08.000 There's nothing to do with it.
00:41:10.000 Everyone's got their thing, you know?
00:41:12.000 Some people don't have their thing, sadly.
00:41:14.000 Well, they should find their thing.
00:41:15.000 They should knit.
00:41:16.000 They should start a garden.
00:41:17.000 Everybody can do something.
00:41:18.000 Everybody should have a thing, though.
00:41:20.000 I completely agree.
00:41:21.000 I had a friend who was getting divorced, and...
00:41:23.000 But that's one of the things he said.
00:41:25.000 He said, he goes, if I find another woman, he goes, I swear to God, I'm going to find someone who likes something.
00:41:32.000 He goes, anything.
00:41:33.000 He even actually said rock climbing.
00:41:35.000 He said, if she's in a fucking rock climbing.
00:41:38.000 He was so mad.
00:41:40.000 Well, he married someone who's a little bit vapid.
00:41:43.000 It was a fascinating situation.
00:41:46.000 Everybody needs something to get him out of bed.
00:41:48.000 Not just to get you out of bed, though.
00:41:50.000 Just to make life fun.
00:41:51.000 Well, yeah, to be fired up about it.
00:41:53.000 To make life interesting.
00:41:55.000 And it affects your health, too.
00:41:57.000 It really does.
00:41:58.000 It affects how you feel.
00:41:59.000 If you have something you really love to do, if there's anything I could ever tell anybody that's out there that's young, that's got a lot of people that are telling them to take a safe route.
00:42:09.000 Hopefully there are no young people listening to this.
00:42:11.000 A lot of young people listening to this.
00:42:12.000 I hope they're always 16. 8 to 14 is our turn.
00:42:16.000 Yeah, we go for 12-year-olds.
00:42:17.000 12-year-olds are more malleable.
00:42:20.000 That's fair.
00:42:21.000 Oh man, it's on the internet.
00:42:22.000 I'm sure there's fucking 12-year-olds listening.
00:42:24.000 I get emails from 16-year-olds all the time.
00:42:26.000 I just don't like to curse with kids, you know?
00:42:28.000 Why?
00:42:28.000 It's just a word.
00:42:29.000 Seven-year-olds are old enough.
00:42:31.000 That's sweet.
00:42:32.000 I feel bad with little kids.
00:42:34.000 Well, you shouldn't because they're going to say it when they become adults.
00:42:36.000 It's crazy.
00:42:37.000 Everybody should say fuck.
00:42:39.000 Yeah, but it's nice to preserve it for a little bit, you don't think?
00:42:41.000 No.
00:42:42.000 I say keep using it, but use it in moderation.
00:42:46.000 No one to use it.
00:42:47.000 It's like comedians.
00:42:48.000 When comedians use the word fuck too many times, you over fuck, it ruins the impact of the word.
00:42:53.000 But when you don't use it that often and then you use it, boom!
00:42:57.000 It works.
00:42:58.000 My point is, there's nothing wrong with little kids saying fuck.
00:43:01.000 It's adorable.
00:43:02.000 Didn't we watch that movie?
00:43:04.000 What the fuck was that movie with Nicolas Cage?
00:43:06.000 The kick-ass?
00:43:07.000 Kick-ass.
00:43:08.000 Remember the little girl?
00:43:10.000 It's beautiful.
00:43:11.000 There's nothing wrong with that, man.
00:43:13.000 We're silly people with magic words.
00:43:15.000 But if there's anything that young people can hear that can benefit them, the big one is...
00:43:21.000 Do what you're drawn to.
00:43:24.000 Whatever you're drawn to, go to that.
00:43:27.000 Just find something you love to do because your life will be different than someone who just works.
00:43:33.000 Because we can all get by just working and have hobbies and have family and friends that keep us entertained and have people at work that we enjoy being around.
00:43:42.000 So we can have a good time working.
00:43:43.000 I'm not saying you don't have a good life if you're a person who works.
00:43:47.000 What I'm saying is, if you have the choice, and you do when you're young, you do when you don't have commitments, you don't have a mortgage, you don't have a family, Go to what you fucking love.
00:43:57.000 Go there.
00:43:59.000 Find whatever it is, because you're a perfect example of that.
00:44:02.000 What you do would make me shit my pants every day of the week.
00:44:05.000 I have no desire.
00:44:07.000 No pants.
00:44:08.000 I don't ever look at mountains and go, fuck, man, I need to climb that shit.
00:44:12.000 Never.
00:44:12.000 It's not in me.
00:44:13.000 It doesn't appeal to me.
00:44:15.000 I look over the edge of buildings and I go, ah!
00:44:17.000 And I fucking run away and hide.
00:44:19.000 I am so not into that.
00:44:21.000 But I love the fact that you are.
00:44:24.000 I love the fact that people are so different.
00:44:27.000 Whatever it is, ones and zeros inside of your system make you look at a tree and want to fucking climb it.
00:44:34.000 I don't know what that is, but I think it's awesome.
00:44:36.000 It's shocking and it's weird, but it's awesome.
00:44:39.000 And it's a perfect example of that principle in action.
00:44:42.000 You've always been drawn to climbing.
00:44:44.000 You climb and look at you, you happy bastard.
00:44:46.000 That's why I was saying that my family has always been surprisingly supportive, you know, because I think my mom sort of values exactly what you're saying.
00:44:52.000 She's like, that's what he loves to do.
00:44:53.000 He's doing it.
00:44:54.000 He's working hard at it, doing it well.
00:44:56.000 Like, you know, can't do any better than that.
00:44:58.000 You got a cool mom.
00:44:59.000 If everybody had a mom like that, we would be a better world.
00:45:02.000 Do you have any fears?
00:45:04.000 Like, are you scared of shih tzus or anything like that?
00:45:06.000 I don't know.
00:45:10.000 No, nothing crazy, you know.
00:45:12.000 My friend's girlfriend has arachnophobia.
00:45:14.000 Like, legit.
00:45:15.000 Like, if you say spider around her, just say the word spider, her throat starts to close up.
00:45:20.000 Really?
00:45:21.000 And she can't talk.
00:45:21.000 Yeah.
00:45:22.000 She freaks out.
00:45:24.000 Brian, you know who it is.
00:45:25.000 She was there the other day, Aubrey's girl.
00:45:27.000 Oh, the one that threw the fake spider on?
00:45:29.000 Yeah, you remember that?
00:45:30.000 Dude, if you say the word spider around her, her throat starts to close off.
00:45:34.000 Wow.
00:45:35.000 For no reason.
00:45:35.000 That's kind of weird.
00:45:36.000 Yeah.
00:45:36.000 And she has no idea.
00:45:37.000 She has no life experience with a spider.
00:45:39.000 There's never been any, you know...
00:45:41.000 Yeah, no spider molestations.
00:45:42.000 She was molested by a tarantula when she was a baby.
00:45:44.000 You know what it probably was?
00:45:48.000 I bet someone in her chain of ancestry.
00:45:51.000 This is just totally unscientific theory by me.
00:45:55.000 Like a daddy long leg?
00:45:56.000 I have this idea of genetic memory.
00:45:59.000 I'm not a scientist, so I shouldn't even be talking here, but I'm going to say it anyway because it's just a thought.
00:46:05.000 The idea is that when people have reincarnations, when people say, like, oh, I'm a soldier that lived in the 1600s and I've been reincarnated and I can tell you about the boat that I was on that got sunk by the British troops.
00:46:20.000 When people have those stories, I really wonder whether or not sperm, whether or not genetics, whether or not when a person makes another person, how much information is actually getting to that kid?
00:46:35.000 It might be a lot more than we have access to.
00:46:38.000 And it might very well be that when you are a person who has who many X of thousands of traceable generations, That all that information of all those people's lives might be somehow or another encoded in our DNA. So in her past,
00:46:56.000 somewhere along that chain of life, someone had a fucking horrific experience with a spider.
00:47:01.000 And maybe almost died.
00:47:03.000 And shits their pants every time they see spiders.
00:47:05.000 And somehow or another that wacky gene, dink, finds its way into her little personality toolbox.
00:47:11.000 And now you say spider around her and her throat closes shut.
00:47:14.000 I mean, it makes sense to me.
00:47:17.000 I mean, obviously I know nothing about genetics.
00:47:19.000 That doesn't make sense to me.
00:47:20.000 Yeah, it doesn't make sense to you.
00:47:21.000 I mean, you can get raped and feel that for like a month, but that will go away, you know?
00:47:24.000 Okay, where do instincts come from then?
00:47:26.000 Why do we have instincts?
00:47:28.000 Why do little children, why are they afraid of monsters if they live in cities?
00:47:32.000 Why is everybody afraid of things with big teeth that's in the dark?
00:47:35.000 I'll tell you why.
00:47:35.000 Because at one point in time, we used to be hunted by leopards, okay?
00:47:39.000 We would go out of our tents at night and we'd get fucked up, you know, because we were little monkey people.
00:47:43.000 And that shit is still in our head.
00:47:46.000 We're still terrified of monsters in the night.
00:47:48.000 And I think that's a genetic thing.
00:47:50.000 I think there's certain instincts that humans have that are relayed through generation after generation of experience after experience.
00:47:57.000 It only makes sense that somehow or another that shit's encoded in your DNA. But human instinct is different than personal experience.
00:48:03.000 Well, I think it's not because memes, they know that racism can be transferred through genetics.
00:48:09.000 There's direct evidence that people who do not have exposure to racism but their parents were racist and they were adopted are more inclined to become racist or have racist ideology.
00:48:20.000 Really?
00:48:21.000 Where's that from?
00:48:22.000 They did some study on memes where they had identical twins.
00:48:26.000 I watched some documentary on the concept of memes.
00:48:30.000 Aren't memes cultural genes, basically?
00:48:32.000 It's not just.
00:48:33.000 It's ideas, period.
00:48:34.000 And the concept is that there's a certain amount of things that you learn in life that's relayed to your children.
00:48:42.000 And that's one of the reasons why children of musical people become very musical.
00:48:46.000 It's very common that people have children and their children, not just because it's the environment they grow up in, but they show an instant proclivity Towards some sort of a thing that you were very good at that wouldn't have to do with your physical genetics as we think of it as forms as body type and athleticism and things along those lines,
00:49:05.000 which we've already assumed transfer on and we know transfer on.
00:49:08.000 But I think there's also life experience and mental things to transfer on.
00:49:14.000 It doesn't mean that you're going to be racist because your dad was racist, because we know that's not the case with people that grew up with a racist dad.
00:49:21.000 I have a friend whose dad just can't not be racist, no matter what it is in the news.
00:49:27.000 He's like an Archie Bunker type dude, which is kind of funny, but he's just so racist.
00:49:33.000 My friend, like as liberal as they come, has no inclination towards any sort of judgment of anybody.
00:49:40.000 And it's probably just His response to growing up with this idiot, you know, he's sort of figured out how dumb it is, you know, he's rebounded from it, which is pretty common with people.
00:49:50.000 But if he hadn't been around that guy and been in different environments, I mean, who knows how much of it is nature and nurture, but the concept is that some of it is being transmitted through information, through genetics.
00:50:04.000 I think it makes sense.
00:50:06.000 So this poor bitch, somebody got jacked by a spider in our past.
00:50:13.000 Maybe.
00:50:13.000 I might be right.
00:50:15.000 Makes sense.
00:50:17.000 What's so funny?
00:50:18.000 So, like, her great-great-great-grandmother was, like, sitting there eating a pie once and a little spider bit her, and she was like, oh!
00:50:24.000 I know a girl who got bit by a fucking brown recluse in her pussy.
00:50:29.000 It was in her underwear.
00:50:31.000 She pulled her underwear on, didn't know the spider was in there, and the spider bit her fucking pussy.
00:50:36.000 And a brown recluse is...
00:50:38.000 The most horrific spider in North America.
00:50:41.000 In fact, it doesn't poison you.
00:50:45.000 It literally turns your flesh into dead flesh.
00:50:48.000 So what happened to her?
00:50:50.000 Her pussy died!
00:50:52.000 Can you imagine?
00:50:53.000 Does she still have a pussy?
00:50:54.000 Is it just a hole?
00:50:56.000 It's dead.
00:50:57.000 It died.
00:50:59.000 Did it really?
00:51:00.000 Her pussy died.
00:51:01.000 That's tragic.
00:51:02.000 That's awful!
00:51:05.000 I don't know the extent of the damage, but I have never seen a brown recluse bite that didn't do some damage.
00:51:11.000 I don't know how quickly she got to the doctor.
00:51:15.000 But essentially, the toxins kills all the flesh around it to the point where you have to carve it out.
00:51:20.000 Yeah, it leaves like a big dead hole.
00:51:21.000 It's really disgusting.
00:51:22.000 Yeah, so she has a hole in her hole.
00:51:24.000 There's probably a hair stoker around it.
00:51:26.000 Don't even say it.
00:51:26.000 Don't say it, you son of a bitch.
00:51:29.000 They did do something with Jeremy Horn, one of the MMA fighters.
00:51:35.000 He had a brown recluse sting on his leg, and he had like, it was like a golf ball hole.
00:51:42.000 It was crazy.
00:51:43.000 He had like this giant hole that had just eaten through his leg, and he had to like keep gauze in it and everything.
00:51:48.000 It's happened to a lot of guys.
00:51:51.000 These fucking brown recluses, they'll climb in your shoes, you know, and you just put your shoe on and it'll sting you, and your foot's jacked.
00:51:57.000 Yeah, I poured a scorpion out of my shoe in Yosemite.
00:51:59.000 Did you really?
00:52:00.000 Yeah.
00:52:01.000 You didn't know it was in there?
00:52:03.000 No.
00:52:03.000 Oh, this is before you put your shoe on?
00:52:05.000 Yeah, thankfully, yeah.
00:52:06.000 I was going to put my shoe on and poured out a scorpion.
00:52:09.000 It was like, huh.
00:52:10.000 Wow.
00:52:11.000 Yeah.
00:52:12.000 How poisonous are scorpions?
00:52:14.000 There's different levels.
00:52:14.000 It's not like a brown recluse.
00:52:15.000 No, it probably would have been fine.
00:52:17.000 Some of them fuck you up, and some of them just hurt real bad, right?
00:52:20.000 Like a beast?
00:52:20.000 And I've heard the little ones are real poisonous, but I think it's just painful.
00:52:23.000 It's not like you're going to die.
00:52:26.000 We used them on Fear Factor, but we used the big giant ones, which are really not that bad.
00:52:30.000 Yeah, which I think aren't as bad.
00:52:31.000 Yeah, it's kind of crazy, but they fuck you up.
00:52:33.000 That's counterintuitive.
00:52:34.000 Yeah, they look horrific, those big black...
00:52:37.000 Yeah.
00:52:38.000 They look so evil, but they're just intimidating.
00:52:41.000 What is fear factor or fear factor?
00:52:43.000 Fear factor, yeah.
00:52:44.000 What did you do with that?
00:52:45.000 You were the host or something?
00:52:46.000 I was the host, yeah.
00:52:46.000 I read it online.
00:52:47.000 What does that mean?
00:52:48.000 You just told people they were going to get messed up by weird animals and stuff?
00:52:52.000 Do you spend all your time climbing trees and shit?
00:52:54.000 Well, we didn't ever have a TV and stuff.
00:52:56.000 Really?
00:52:57.000 It's one of those things I've heard of.
00:52:58.000 You never had a TV? No, we had a TV, but it was in my parents' room and we didn't have cable.
00:53:02.000 I don't know.
00:53:03.000 I didn't see that much TV. Wow.
00:53:05.000 Fear Factor was a game show.
00:53:08.000 And people got tortured, right?
00:53:10.000 No, no.
00:53:10.000 They had to do things that were difficult.
00:53:12.000 Like sometimes they would have to flip a car off a building.
00:53:15.000 Sometimes they would get stung by scorpions or they'd have to eat bugs.
00:53:18.000 Or drink a picture of cum.
00:53:19.000 Or they could say no.
00:53:21.000 For real?
00:53:21.000 Like bullsemen?
00:53:22.000 Like Red Bull, you mean?
00:53:23.000 Yeah.
00:53:24.000 Red Bull.
00:53:24.000 No, it's white.
00:53:25.000 And it was donkey.
00:53:26.000 Yeah, they had a drink.
00:53:27.000 Wait, for real?
00:53:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:29.000 That's what got the show canceled.
00:53:30.000 That got the show canceled?
00:53:31.000 Yeah, that was it.
00:53:32.000 That's where they drew the line.
00:53:33.000 No shit.
00:53:35.000 Capital letter E. Capital letter N-U-F-F. Enough.
00:53:39.000 Would you drink a picture of Donkey Kong for the chance to win $50,000?
00:53:46.000 Not for the chance.
00:53:46.000 If you were definitely getting 50 grand, you would do it?
00:53:51.000 Maybe.
00:53:52.000 It's not that big a deal.
00:53:54.000 That's what I never understood about those shows.
00:53:55.000 If you had to do any of those things, it can't be that bad to do.
00:53:59.000 But if you're just doing it for shits and giggles, why would you ever just let yourself get stung by scorpions for fun?
00:54:04.000 This was warm and curdled.
00:54:06.000 There was a top, hard layer of cum.
00:54:08.000 No, there wasn't.
00:54:08.000 No, there wasn't.
00:54:10.000 Yeah.
00:54:11.000 It was...
00:54:12.000 It actually was...
00:54:12.000 Everything had to be...
00:54:14.000 Sanitized.
00:54:15.000 Yeah, temperature controlled to make sure it didn't...
00:54:17.000 Curdle.
00:54:17.000 Curdle.
00:54:18.000 Make sure it didn't harden up.
00:54:20.000 Was there a yellow oil on the top of it that just kind of like sat there in the middle?
00:54:24.000 Oil?
00:54:25.000 Yeah.
00:54:25.000 What's wrong with your cum?
00:54:28.000 Your cum's broken.
00:54:29.000 Too much Starbucks or whatever.
00:54:32.000 Mycotoxin pool.
00:54:33.000 I bet if you took a syringe and stuck it in that yellow stuff and pulled it out, it'd be pure mycotoxin.
00:54:39.000 Or DMT. That's your cum.
00:54:40.000 It's just all pure toxin.
00:54:42.000 Can you extract DMT from cum?
00:54:47.000 I don't know.
00:54:47.000 I don't know what the exact contents of cum are.
00:54:50.000 You're extra talkative today with dumb shit.
00:54:52.000 Is there something happening over the weekend?
00:54:54.000 Did you hit your head?
00:54:54.000 Well, you can extract it from anything.
00:54:56.000 Did you hit your head?
00:54:57.000 No, you can extract it from humans and plants.
00:54:58.000 Yeah, but...
00:54:59.000 Cum?
00:55:00.000 Cum is sperm.
00:55:01.000 Look, can you get brain cells from cum?
00:55:02.000 No, you can't.
00:55:03.000 There's DNA in cum.
00:55:04.000 Cum can make a brain cell by combining with a woman's egg and making a baby.
00:55:08.000 But you don't get brain cells out of cum, you silly bitch.
00:55:12.000 Do you get brain cells in grass?
00:55:14.000 Do you understand that this is a podcast that people listen to?
00:55:15.000 Do you get brain cells in grass though?
00:55:17.000 Do you understand that?
00:55:17.000 Are you aware of that concept?
00:55:18.000 How do you extract DMT from grass then?
00:55:21.000 Okay, stop.
00:55:22.000 This is too dumb.
00:55:23.000 This is too dumb.
00:55:24.000 Can't do this.
00:55:26.000 See what I have to deal with every day?
00:55:28.000 You know what?
00:55:28.000 That's a kid who grows up with nothing but TV. No parents.
00:55:31.000 They put him in front of the fucking TV. They never answered a question once.
00:55:35.000 They broke him.
00:55:37.000 Well, tragedy.
00:55:39.000 Tragedy for you because you've never been on a show before.
00:55:41.000 You didn't know what you were expecting.
00:55:43.000 Yeah.
00:55:43.000 Guy thought he was going to come on here on some regular 60 Minutes type shows.
00:55:46.000 Yeah, I was expecting 60 Minutes.
00:55:48.000 Super professional, super dialed.
00:55:51.000 How did 60 Minutes find out about you?
00:55:54.000 We're good to go.
00:56:13.000 And then showed it to his bosses, like, look, it's this.
00:56:16.000 And they were like, oh yeah, let's do that.
00:56:18.000 Oh, visually, it's so stunning.
00:56:19.000 That's the thing.
00:56:20.000 That's the thing.
00:56:21.000 How did they miss that?
00:56:22.000 If you just tell somebody, though, there's this kid that's basically homeless that rock climbs a lot, you know, they're like, that sounds stupid.
00:56:28.000 How did you feed yourself before the 60 Minutes thing?
00:56:31.000 I had sponsored before 60 Minutes.
00:56:34.000 Actually, 60 Minutes didn't even change my whole sponsorship scene.
00:56:36.000 I already had all the climbing stuff.
00:56:39.000 The 60 Minutes just catapulted me into the mainstream, but I've been a pretty good climber for years before that.
00:56:45.000 So how did people find out about you before?
00:56:48.000 Like climbing, word of mouth, whatever, like climbing magazines.
00:56:51.000 Because it's such a small community.
00:56:52.000 Yeah, it's a fairly small community.
00:56:53.000 What were you doing for a living back then?
00:56:56.000 Well, so, for a couple years, um, so I dropped out of college after one year.
00:57:01.000 I was going to UC Berkeley to do engineering.
00:57:02.000 And you're like, there's no climbing in this room.
00:57:04.000 What am I doing?
00:57:05.000 Yeah.
00:57:06.000 Get me out of here.
00:57:07.000 I was like, this is kind of, I wasn't super fired up on it.
00:57:09.000 For engineering, what was the idea?
00:57:11.000 I was, I don't know, I was going to do civil engineering, like build big structures or something.
00:57:15.000 I don't know.
00:57:15.000 I wasn't like super excited about it though.
00:57:17.000 And then, uh, and then I kind of stopped and then I went climbing for a while.
00:57:20.000 And so for the, like, I spent a couple years just kind of road tripping and climbing and then I had sponsors and did it more.
00:57:27.000 When you first left college, what did you do?
00:57:31.000 Did you get part-time jobs and just climb everywhere?
00:57:35.000 It's slightly more complicated.
00:57:38.000 My dad died this summer before I stopped going to college.
00:57:42.000 First off, I got invited to Youth Nationals, like the Youth World Cup type thing, because I did well at U.S. Nationals.
00:57:51.000 And so it gave me an excuse to be like, I'm going to take the next semester off and just like go to Europe, do this youth comp, and then travel Europe and climb a bit, you know?
00:57:59.000 So I was like, oh, I'm going to take next semester off.
00:58:01.000 And then my dad died that summer.
00:58:04.000 And so, you know, I was taking the semester off and then he left enough money for my sister and I to finish school, like life insurance, you know, for us both to finish college.
00:58:10.000 And so I went to Europe, you know, did this little comp, didn't do very well, whatever, and then just never went back to college and then used the life insurance to like travel and climb for a couple years.
00:58:24.000 Wow.
00:58:24.000 So when you first started doing that, did you ever believe that you could get to a point one day where you'd be a professional?
00:58:33.000 I didn't even know there were professional climbers.
00:58:35.000 It's such a niche little thing.
00:58:38.000 All I knew was that I loved going climbing and that there wasn't anything else that I'd rather be doing and that I wasn't super fired up on school.
00:58:45.000 So I was just like, well, I'm just going to go on a road trip.
00:58:47.000 The road trip is kind of like a classic climbing thing.
00:58:49.000 Everybody goes on the road trip and just travels and climbs and follows the good weather.
00:58:53.000 So I just did that for a few years.
00:58:55.000 That's just like a climber community thing?
00:58:58.000 Yeah.
00:58:59.000 Most climbers do that, basically.
00:59:02.000 Because you kind of have to because you have to be at the different rocks and different places in good weather.
00:59:08.000 So you have to constantly move.
00:59:10.000 Wow.
00:59:11.000 So while you're doing this, you're just thinking, hey, I've...
00:59:14.000 I've got the time to do this now.
00:59:16.000 I'm enjoying doing this now.
00:59:17.000 Let's just do it because I want to do it.
00:59:19.000 Yeah, basically.
00:59:20.000 I mean, you know, at the time I was like, oh, maybe if I get really good, they'll give me some free shoes.
00:59:25.000 You know, because, I mean, for sure I knew that you could get sponsored, whatever that meant.
00:59:29.000 You know, it's like, oh, they'll send you free ropes and they'll give you free shoes and they'll give you a harness.
00:59:33.000 Like, that's so rad, you know?
00:59:34.000 And so I picked up little sponsors like that where I was like, oh, no, I'm getting my free shoes.
00:59:38.000 I'm so psyched, you know?
00:59:39.000 Wow.
00:59:40.000 And then it sort of has, like, slowly snowballed, you know, where, like, oh, no, they're actually paying me.
00:59:44.000 Like, my first rope sponsor was the first people to pay me, and they were paying me $100 a month.
00:59:51.000 And I was like, yeah, I'm making $100 a month.
00:59:53.000 A rope sponsor?
00:59:55.000 Yeah.
00:59:55.000 Wow.
00:59:56.000 What are those ropes made of?
00:59:58.000 Like, nylon, same as every other.
01:00:00.000 Does anybody make a hemp one?
01:00:02.000 That's like the old school that's been replaced.
01:00:04.000 Is the nylon better?
01:00:05.000 Yeah, the nylon's way better.
01:00:06.000 It can get tighter, it can get stronger, is that what it is?
01:00:09.000 Yeah, it's probably durability, I think.
01:00:10.000 And I think part of its elasticity, I think hemp stretches more and breaks easier and whatever.
01:00:16.000 The nylon's just better.
01:00:17.000 Yeah, there's no, like, dudes who try to keep it real and go climbing with hemp rope and everybody else is like, hey, what the fuck are you doing, man?
01:00:22.000 For sure with ropes, nobody's like, I want to go old school.
01:00:25.000 I want to use the oldest rope possible.
01:00:26.000 Well, people are weird with hemp, man.
01:00:28.000 Hemp has, like, a weird sort of attachment to it.
01:00:31.000 Not for...
01:00:32.000 When your life depends on it, nobody's like, I want hemp.
01:00:36.000 You know?
01:00:39.000 Like...
01:00:42.000 Well, maybe they do, and they're not here anymore.
01:00:44.000 Well, exactly.
01:00:45.000 Yeah, they smoked a little too much, and they're like, oops, it turns out hemp doesn't really hold.
01:00:50.000 Yeah, I have this t-shirt line, Higher Primate, and the biggest complaint was that, why aren't you selling hemp t-shirts?
01:00:57.000 Dude, we're not made out of hemp.
01:00:59.000 Welcome to our hemp.
01:01:00.000 I've never met a hemp t-shirt that didn't feel like I was wearing a grain sack.
01:01:04.000 Oh, what's that one guy that makes those bags that you're friends with?
01:01:07.000 Datsura?
01:01:08.000 Datsura?
01:01:08.000 I have a Datsura t-shirt, hemp t-shirt, and it's soft as fuck.
01:01:12.000 Fuck.
01:01:13.000 Is it really?
01:01:13.000 Yeah, it's really nice.
01:01:14.000 It's thick and meaty.
01:01:17.000 Well, that's not what I like.
01:01:18.000 I like it thin.
01:01:19.000 This is thin.
01:01:19.000 Yeah, you like...
01:01:20.000 This is like high-end, thin, lightweight.
01:01:22.000 Yeah, it's like organic cotton or something.
01:01:24.000 It's cotton and it's like a blend.
01:01:26.000 It's cotton and some sort of nylon or something like that.
01:01:28.000 You like nice body shirts.
01:01:29.000 Just what feels...
01:01:30.000 Oh, that's what it is.
01:01:31.000 That's what it is.
01:01:32.000 You try to wear tents.
01:01:32.000 You get those Midwest guys.
01:01:33.000 They're like, God, you can see my nipples through these shirts.
01:01:35.000 You don't like that?
01:01:37.000 So you're looking for something to drape over your frame?
01:01:40.000 Yeah, we need to hide in easy water.
01:01:42.000 To accentuate my sexy.
01:01:46.000 That's what it is.
01:01:47.000 I just like things that are lightweight.
01:01:49.000 They don't restrict me when I move.
01:01:51.000 But yeah, Datsura has great shit.
01:01:53.000 He wants to sponsor the podcast, so we'll just do it that way.
01:01:56.000 He's a good guy.
01:01:57.000 Datsura makes gym bags, laptop bags, all of it's high-quality hemp.
01:02:03.000 Colorado recently, as far as the new thing that's been passed that makes marijuana legal, it also makes growing hemp legal.
01:02:13.000 And the first guy is stepping up to start a hemp farm.
01:02:17.000 That's awesome.
01:02:18.000 We have to start a Kickstarter for his legal fund for when the DEA comes and locks him up.
01:02:23.000 Because of the National Defense Authorization Act and the Patriot Act, that guy becomes a terrorist and they lock him in some fucking cell in Guantanamo Bay.
01:02:31.000 And that's not a joke, folks.
01:02:33.000 If you're selling drugs in any way, shape, or form, you're like a terrorist now.
01:02:37.000 And if you're selling hemp, even though it's not even psychoactive, it's not the psychoactive form of marijuana, it's still federally illegal.
01:02:45.000 And they would treat you the same way they would treat someone who was growing heroin.
01:02:50.000 It's so stupid.
01:02:51.000 It's so fucking stupid.
01:02:53.000 Because what people don't understand is we sell hemp.
01:02:56.000 At Onnit, we have hemp protein.
01:02:58.000 It's delicious.
01:02:59.000 It's nutritious.
01:03:00.000 You don't test positive for THC because there's not any in it.
01:03:03.000 You get this stuff from the male plant, the hemp plant, the cannabis plant.
01:03:08.000 It doesn't have any psychoactive capability.
01:03:10.000 You would have to get a whole forest of it to get high.
01:03:12.000 But it is very nutritious and it is very illegal.
01:03:18.000 We have to buy it from Canada.
01:03:19.000 So we're allowed to have it, but we can't grow it.
01:03:22.000 It's the dumbest thing in the world.
01:03:24.000 So they buy it, the Canadians have to grow it, we get it from them, and then we sell it.
01:03:31.000 But if we grow it, they'll lock us in jail for a hundred years.
01:03:34.000 If you grow the plants that you need to make hemp protein powder or hemp oil or any of that shit, they'll just lock you in jail for federal crimes.
01:03:44.000 It's insane.
01:03:46.000 It's unbelievable how dumb the world is.
01:03:49.000 It hurts my brain sometimes that it's 2013 and that with the access to information that we have, the world and the government still hasn't caught up.
01:03:59.000 The people in positions of power are still operating like it's the 1950s and 1960s and everybody's fucking stupid.
01:04:07.000 And it's really amazing.
01:04:10.000 It drives me crazy.
01:04:12.000 How many people get high and climb?
01:04:15.000 Most.
01:04:16.000 I'm not going to do it though.
01:04:17.000 I would think that...
01:04:19.000 Maybe not most, but a lot.
01:04:20.000 I'd say a lot.
01:04:21.000 I wouldn't do it.
01:04:23.000 Yeah, you guys are the last place you want to be paranoid.
01:04:27.000 Oh, munchies?
01:04:28.000 Jesus.
01:04:29.000 Yeah, we're going to have the munchies.
01:04:30.000 You've got five hours to go to get to the top for you.
01:04:32.000 You can eat a quail egg.
01:04:34.000 A quail egg.
01:04:35.000 There's some specific nest that you go to.
01:04:38.000 It's been mapped out.
01:04:39.000 Hiker's Digest, number 60. Go up there and eat that fucking poor bird's eggs and try to get enough energy to make it to the top so you can stay alive.
01:04:48.000 Yeah, you don't want to get the munchies while climbing a mountain.
01:04:52.000 Yeah, do you have a poop bag and stuff when you go up there?
01:04:54.000 If you're going up for like a week or something, then yeah.
01:04:57.000 But I mean, if you're doing day missions...
01:04:58.000 Have you ever had diarrhea in the middle of a climb?
01:05:00.000 Yeah.
01:05:01.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:05:02.000 What happens?
01:05:03.000 You just let it go?
01:05:04.000 You just poop all over it.
01:05:05.000 I mean, what do you think you do?
01:05:08.000 Just take a break.
01:05:10.000 Do you attempt to take your pants off while you're up there?
01:05:12.000 Yeah, no, for sure you take your pants off.
01:05:13.000 You do while you're climbing?
01:05:14.000 Well, no, there was little ledges and little stances or like something you can...
01:05:18.000 So you get there and you just go buck wild the rest of the way?
01:05:20.000 Yeah, you just do whatever.
01:05:21.000 You go naked?
01:05:22.000 No, no, no, you just...
01:05:22.000 Shake the shit out, put it back on.
01:05:24.000 No, you don't poop your pants.
01:05:25.000 I mean, you put your pants on and you take a poop and then...
01:05:27.000 Oh!
01:05:27.000 The best is to shit put where you poop onto a rock and then you hurl the rock off into the abyss.
01:05:32.000 You know, it's shit putting.
01:05:35.000 It's pretty legit.
01:05:36.000 Okay, so you've never been climbing and just shit your pants?
01:05:39.000 No, heck no.
01:05:39.000 That's what I thought you meant.
01:05:41.000 When you said shit all over the place, I thought you just let it go.
01:05:44.000 The worst case scenario is you have a rope on and you have to poop immediately, and so you just swing to the side, you pull your harness and pants as far as you can, and you just poop all over the wall.
01:05:53.000 That's like the worst case.
01:05:54.000 It would be really slippery for me.
01:05:56.000 We need to make videos of this.
01:05:58.000 There's an amazing climbing video of a dude actually pooping his pants.
01:06:03.000 Pull that up.
01:06:04.000 How do you find it?
01:06:05.000 Just Google boogie till you poop.
01:06:10.000 Because the guy was climbing a route called Boogie Till You Puke, and then he went up there and then he pooped himself.
01:06:15.000 That's hilarious.
01:06:17.000 Boogie Till You Poop.
01:06:18.000 Yeah, you just got to be careful about your diet when you're climbing up fucking mountains.
01:06:21.000 Do you watch your diet?
01:06:22.000 Do you have like a very specific nutritious diet?
01:06:25.000 A little bit.
01:06:26.000 Actually, I've been vegetarian for like a month and a little bit.
01:06:28.000 Yeah?
01:06:28.000 How are you liking that?
01:06:29.000 I don't know.
01:06:30.000 It seems all right.
01:06:31.000 I mean, we'll see.
01:06:31.000 I feel the exact same.
01:06:32.000 Is this the one where the guy shows up?
01:06:34.000 Yeah, totally.
01:06:35.000 It's actually one of my favorite climbing videos.
01:06:39.000 Yeah.
01:06:39.000 And is this, um...
01:06:43.000 Requires a rescue.
01:06:45.000 Is he free soloing this?
01:06:47.000 No, so he has a rope and everything, but the thing is, he's kind of in a wide crack, and, uh, like, it's too big for him to put his hands and fists into or whatever, so he has to wedge his leg in.
01:06:55.000 And so he gets his legs stuck, and he's like, stuck, stuck.
01:06:59.000 Oh, wow.
01:06:59.000 So, this is him being like, oh god, I'm stuck.
01:07:02.000 What's that?
01:07:04.000 And so then this other buddy who is filming it is down there trying to help him extricate his leg.
01:07:08.000 And he shits on him?
01:07:09.000 Well, no, he shits on his pants, but...
01:07:11.000 Now, has this ever happened to you when you get stuck like this?
01:07:22.000 So then he starts dry even because he's all hungover.
01:07:24.000 It's like pretty gross.
01:07:25.000 Wow, he's hungover climbing a fucking mountain.
01:07:29.000 So this was during like the Squamish Mountain Festival.
01:07:31.000 It's like a big climbing party up by Vancouver.
01:07:34.000 You know, everybody parties all night.
01:07:36.000 You just shit his pants.
01:07:40.000 I just shit my pants.
01:07:43.000 Does he get out of this?
01:07:45.000 By the way, this is two podcasts in a row where we showed shit your pants videos.
01:07:50.000 Yes.
01:07:50.000 We showed the George Brett shit your pants story.
01:07:53.000 That's pretty funny, actually.
01:07:55.000 How does this guy get out of this?
01:07:56.000 Eventually they managed to wiggle his leg out with a lot of...
01:07:58.000 God, this is a torture video.
01:08:00.000 This is scary.
01:08:01.000 He's stuck and shits his pants and he's about to puke.
01:08:04.000 And the guy below him is just downwind.
01:08:07.000 He's telling him to relax.
01:08:08.000 He's one of my really good friends.
01:08:10.000 He's just trying to help him out.
01:08:12.000 It's pretty funny.
01:08:13.000 They're both good friends.
01:08:15.000 Now, when you do this climbing, I'm ignorant to this as well.
01:08:18.000 When you climb up a mountain and you're using ropes, how do you do it?
01:08:22.000 Do you start out?
01:08:24.000 Knock something in.
01:08:25.000 As soon as you climb to a certain part, knock something in that's secure, and then connect your rope to it, and then keep unconnecting it?
01:08:33.000 Do you reconnect it?
01:08:33.000 No, so generally you start at the ground with...
01:08:36.000 What's called a rack of gear, like an assortment of gear that you have.
01:08:39.000 Little things that you can put into cracks or like, you know, whatever, put into cracks generally.
01:08:43.000 And so you climb up and you put them in as you go.
01:08:46.000 You clip your rope into them.
01:08:47.000 So at any time if you fall, you just fall double the distance to the last piece of gear.
01:08:51.000 You know, because you climb like say five feet above the last piece of gear.
01:08:54.000 So if you fall, you fall that five feet plus the five feet of slack that you had out.
01:08:57.000 So how does it relax, or how does the rope disconnect from the ones below it?
01:09:03.000 So a second person has to climb up it after you.
01:09:05.000 So if you're climbing like a thousand foot wall, then the first person climbs, you know, say 100 feet and stops, and then brings up the second person, and then they do it again over and over the whole way.
01:09:16.000 It's called pitches, or like rope lengths.
01:09:18.000 So you climb like one rope length, and then you do the next one, and then you do the next one.
01:09:21.000 Is the technology for these pieces of equipment so good that nothing ever fails?
01:09:27.000 I mean, for the most part, I mean, like, everything breaks, you know?
01:09:31.000 Like, everything in life will break in the right circumstances.
01:09:33.000 But climbing gear is really well made, well manufactured, and, like, pretty well tested.
01:09:38.000 So, I mean, yeah, there are circumstances where you can, like, trust your life to, like, a piece of gear.
01:09:44.000 Like, one little widget that you put into a crack, and you're like, well...
01:09:47.000 You know, but generally, you back things up, you have it all tripled or whatever.
01:09:50.000 Like...
01:09:51.000 And these things that you put into cracks, they separate or something?
01:09:55.000 No, they're called cams, they're camming devices, so they're two lobes, sort of like an umbrella or something.
01:10:00.000 So you pull a trigger and they contract, and then you put into the crack, and then they expand outward.
01:10:04.000 So then when you pull on them, they expand outward even further, and so they wedge themselves into the crack.
01:10:09.000 You know, it's just a simple camming thing.
01:10:12.000 So it's just the pressure of them pushing, just much like that guy was climbing that building.
01:10:16.000 Yeah, exactly, exactly.
01:10:16.000 It's counter pressure.
01:10:18.000 And how is it designed?
01:10:20.000 Like, what is it made out of?
01:10:21.000 Like, aluminum, I think.
01:10:23.000 Because it's light.
01:10:24.000 Wow.
01:10:25.000 But I mean, they're rated to...
01:10:27.000 I mean, they go through a whole rigorous testing process and they're pretty solid stuff.
01:10:31.000 The falling thing is what really freaks me out when they fall and hang on that thing.
01:10:36.000 Yeah, but you do that so often as a climber.
01:10:39.000 You know that happens all the time, so it's just not, you know, it's totally normal.
01:10:42.000 So climbers are just used to falling and getting saved?
01:10:44.000 Well, I'm sure, like, as a fighter, you're used to getting knocked over.
01:10:47.000 You know what I mean?
01:10:47.000 A climber's used to falling because you're always, to get better, you have to push yourself to failure, and so you're constantly falling, you know?
01:10:54.000 Obviously not for solos, but, like, but, you know, the majority of the time you have a rope on and you're climbing to failure.
01:11:00.000 Now, when I asked you about your diet, do you try to stay light?
01:11:04.000 Does that make it easier?
01:11:06.000 One of the things when we did Fear Factor, one of the stunts that we had was people, they were hanging over this bridge by their hands, and they dropped into the water.
01:11:15.000 It wasn't that far, but the idea was who could hang on the longest.
01:11:19.000 And women won.
01:11:20.000 Because they were lighter.
01:11:21.000 Yeah, because they were lighter.
01:11:22.000 We had one guy who was like a football player.
01:11:25.000 He was a big, strong guy.
01:11:27.000 Yeah, but hands, I mean, hands are such small, fine little muscles.
01:11:32.000 Well, being a big guy is like a huge liability if you're trying to hang on.
01:11:35.000 Yeah, that's what I would imagine.
01:11:36.000 So do you make sure that you don't gain weight?
01:11:40.000 I mean, I try.
01:11:41.000 I mean, I love eating pastries and stuff, so I don't watch too much.
01:11:44.000 But I mean, I try, yeah, for sure.
01:11:46.000 But you're very thin.
01:11:47.000 There must be a lot of calories.
01:11:48.000 Not that thin, I mean, of course.
01:11:50.000 Well, you're not fat.
01:11:51.000 You're not a muscular dude.
01:11:51.000 Well, I didn't mean that.
01:11:53.000 No, no.
01:11:53.000 You certainly have muscle, but I mean, you're not a fat guy.
01:11:56.000 Yeah, no, for sure.
01:11:57.000 You're lean.
01:11:57.000 That's what you're saying.
01:11:57.000 Yeah, I mean, but you can't, I mean, you couldn't go climbing all the time and be a fat dude, you know?
01:12:01.000 Because it does burn a lot of calories, right?
01:12:03.000 Yeah, I mean, well, just being outside all the time and exercising is going to get you pretty fit.
01:12:06.000 Like, when you have, like, a big climb that day, do you prep yourself?
01:12:10.000 Do you have, like, a pre-climb meal that you do?
01:12:12.000 No, no, I eat pretty much the same all the time.
01:12:14.000 I just eat stuff.
01:12:15.000 Just whatever you want.
01:12:16.000 Yeah.
01:12:17.000 Let's see.
01:12:18.000 You know, I just try not to eat too much or like go hog wild, you know?
01:12:22.000 Right.
01:12:23.000 And no drinking.
01:12:24.000 Yeah, but that's just because I'm not into it.
01:12:26.000 I don't know.
01:12:26.000 I just don't like it.
01:12:28.000 That seems like the worst place to ever be where that guy was where he was hung over and he was in the middle of the clock.
01:12:33.000 Yeah, that's part of the reason I don't drink.
01:12:37.000 I look at stuff like that and I'm just like, what a disaster.
01:12:40.000 Yeah.
01:12:41.000 What is your mindset while you're climbing?
01:12:43.000 What are you thinking of when you're doing it?
01:12:45.000 No one's around.
01:12:46.000 It's just you.
01:12:47.000 I mean, it depends.
01:12:48.000 So like on hard stuff, I'm probably not really thinking about anything.
01:12:52.000 I'm just executing the movements that I have to do.
01:12:54.000 You know what people say about being in the moment or flow and all that kind of stuff.
01:12:58.000 I don't know.
01:12:59.000 I'm just doing what I do.
01:13:00.000 On easy stuff...
01:13:02.000 It's the same as like going jogging or swimming laps or anything where you just think about whatever.
01:13:06.000 You think about dinner, you think about your to-do list, things like that.
01:13:09.000 So when it gets to the point where you must focus exactly on what you're doing, that's where you like it.
01:13:16.000 Yeah, well, I mean, there's something fun about just going out and going jogging, too, you know, like just climbing up a big peak or something, and then when you get to the top looking around and being like, oh, that was fun, but keeping it really mellow the whole time.
01:13:26.000 But for sure, the harder stuff, when it requires that extra little something, I mean, that is more rewarding.
01:13:31.000 What does it feel like when you get to the top?
01:13:34.000 Of like hard stuff?
01:13:35.000 Giant crazy shit.
01:13:36.000 I mean generally it's just kind of a general satisfaction.
01:13:40.000 You know you're like that's rad.
01:13:41.000 And also you're always in these beautiful places.
01:13:43.000 The view is always amazing.
01:13:45.000 You know you're always by yourself doing something really cool.
01:13:47.000 So I mean there's always that like you know elation with like being where you are.
01:13:51.000 But then there's also that deep satisfaction of like I just did something very hard and did it well.
01:13:56.000 Now how many chicks started bombing on you?
01:13:59.000 Once you had this 60 minutes piece.
01:14:01.000 Dude, not that many.
01:14:02.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:14:03.000 That's ridiculous.
01:14:04.000 I don't believe that.
01:14:05.000 Yeah, I don't have that much game, dude.
01:14:06.000 You don't need any game.
01:14:07.000 I live in a van.
01:14:09.000 Well, as long as a van has a door that opens, there's a chick that's willing to come inside.
01:14:13.000 Trust me.
01:14:14.000 Yeah, maybe I'll hang in the wrong places or something.
01:14:16.000 You can't say you have no game, dude.
01:14:18.000 That's ridiculous.
01:14:19.000 I don't know.
01:14:19.000 You're this climbing freak, okay?
01:14:21.000 That in itself is game.
01:14:23.000 Maybe.
01:14:24.000 Yeah, listen, it is.
01:14:25.000 You know, it might not be your main motivation, but for most human beings, one of the reasons why they get really good at shit is to get pussy.
01:14:33.000 Well, no, for sure, as I was getting better at climbing, every time I was like, oh, if I got on the cover of a climbing magazine, then I'd get laid.
01:14:41.000 And then you get on the cover and you're like, dude, nobody's calling and nobody gets a shit, you know?
01:14:46.000 And then you're like, oh, if I get interviewed in, like, men's journal or something, then I'll start getting laid.
01:14:50.000 And then you're like, dude, turns out nobody reads that shit either, you know?
01:14:53.000 Yeah, I would feel like Men's Journal, like all those fitness magazines, you buy it when you're at the airport and you go like that, like that, like that, and then you leave it in your fucking seat in front of you.
01:15:01.000 Or like, you know, the cover of National Geographic, like, oh, that'll get me laid.
01:15:05.000 Like, turns out, no.
01:15:07.000 Not a lot of people reading.
01:15:10.000 Buy shit, look at the pictures.
01:15:11.000 Obviously that's the problem.
01:15:12.000 Yeah, but that 60 Minutes piece, that had to be a big difference between everything else you did.
01:15:16.000 And then the subsequent viewings of it on the internet, which is where I found out about it.
01:15:20.000 I didn't see it live.
01:15:21.000 It was, I think, Twitter.
01:15:22.000 I think someone sent me a link and said, you gotta check this out.
01:15:25.000 And I think I jumped out of my chair, and I climbed on top of it, like those cartoons where there's a mouse on the ground, you know, where you're in a crouch, and my feet were on the chair, and I was watching you climb, and I was like, what the fuck is he doing?
01:15:39.000 Jesus, son!
01:15:42.000 You need a sex scandal or something.
01:15:44.000 No, you don't need that.
01:15:44.000 You just need a bigger van.
01:15:46.000 You need a pimp van.
01:15:48.000 What the heck?
01:15:49.000 There was some online thing.
01:15:49.000 It was like an ESPN list of top athletes or some shit, and I beat Kobe Bryant because I hadn't had a sex scandal.
01:15:56.000 Because they had this whole algorithm that took in all these different things that you've done versus...
01:16:01.000 But then divided by the number of terrible scandals you've had.
01:16:04.000 And I was like, dude, I beat Kobe because I live clean, you know.
01:16:07.000 I was like, dude, there's something to be said for that.
01:16:09.000 It's kind of classic.
01:16:10.000 That's hilarious.
01:16:11.000 I forget what that was.
01:16:12.000 It also shows how stupid that fucking thing is.
01:16:15.000 That's algorithm.
01:16:16.000 Well, yeah, no, obviously I was like, this is retarded.
01:16:18.000 But, you know, I thought it was pretty funny.
01:16:21.000 It is pretty funny.
01:16:22.000 Now, have there been traditionally a lot of girls that do this?
01:16:28.000 So long?
01:16:29.000 Yeah.
01:16:30.000 There are...
01:16:31.000 Two.
01:16:33.000 Two.
01:16:34.000 In the world ever.
01:16:35.000 I don't know.
01:16:36.000 Yeah, basically no.
01:16:37.000 But there are a handful of girls that do do that.
01:16:40.000 But are there girls that do a lot of the rope stuff?
01:16:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:16:44.000 I mean, especially in Europe, it's probably 50-50 split.
01:16:47.000 Really?
01:16:48.000 In the U.S., maybe it's 60-40 or 70-30.
01:16:50.000 It's that big?
01:16:51.000 Yeah, it's pretty close.
01:16:52.000 So that's your target audience, buddy.
01:16:53.000 Yeah, I mean, if you go to a gym...
01:16:55.000 We're going to narrow this down for you.
01:16:56.000 We're going to narrow this down.
01:16:57.000 As far as chicks, you need to go...
01:16:59.000 Those are the ones who are going to be the most impressed with you.
01:17:01.000 Yeah, but they're all probably gravel faces.
01:17:04.000 You know?
01:17:06.000 Like, their faces have a bunch of holes all over it.
01:17:08.000 Gravel face?
01:17:09.000 Why?
01:17:10.000 He doesn't have gravel.
01:17:11.000 Just from hitting...
01:17:11.000 No.
01:17:12.000 He looks fine.
01:17:12.000 Yeah, but they probably...
01:17:13.000 Nah, I'm not even gonna go there.
01:17:15.000 They probably fuck up more?
01:17:16.000 Is that what you're saying?
01:17:17.000 Is that what you were gonna say?
01:17:18.000 No.
01:17:19.000 I mean, honestly, nowadays, the majority of climbers climb in the gym in a city, you know?
01:17:23.000 So it's not like rugged mountain people.
01:17:25.000 It's just like college kids and stuff that like to go bolder in the gym.
01:17:28.000 And that's how you started.
01:17:29.000 You started in Sacramento.
01:17:31.000 Badass town.
01:17:32.000 I love Sacramento.
01:17:32.000 Really?
01:17:33.000 Yeah, I love it.
01:17:34.000 I like doing stand-up up there.
01:17:35.000 I am?
01:17:36.000 They're wild.
01:17:36.000 It's like a combination of...
01:17:40.000 Like, country people and city people.
01:17:42.000 It's like a weird sort of a blend, you know?
01:17:44.000 Yeah, it's kind of a hickish city.
01:17:46.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:17:47.000 Now, these people that do these rock climbing gyms, like that own them and stuff, do most of them do the stuff that you, like, not the stuff that you do, but the mountain stuff, or is there two distinct camps?
01:17:59.000 There's people who just do gym, rock climbing, I wouldn't say they're distinct camps, but for sure they're people who just climb in the gym.
01:18:07.000 Especially like the Bay Area around San Francisco and Berkeley and all that.
01:18:11.000 There are probably thousands of climbers that to them rock climbing just means going to the gym.
01:18:16.000 But then maybe half the people in the gym also go outdoors every weekend and all that.
01:18:21.000 It would seem to me that the rock climbing in the gym could not be nearly as exciting, even if it was really good.
01:18:27.000 No, but, you know, I mean, there are also people doing like Zumba in the gym to work out or whatever that means.
01:18:32.000 You know what I mean?
01:18:33.000 Like, everybody chooses something.
01:18:34.000 And climbing is certainly, like, more fun than most ways to work out, you know?
01:18:39.000 What I was going to get to is when you first started, you did it in the gym, and what was the feeling when you did your first mountain?
01:18:46.000 You mean like big outdoor climbing?
01:18:47.000 It's just like going from doing it in the gym to going to a mountain and climbing the ropes.
01:18:53.000 Well, I mean, honestly, the first times I climbed outside, I didn't like it as much because I was like, oh, how do you find the holds and all that?
01:18:58.000 How do you do it?
01:18:59.000 Because it's like different sports, really.
01:19:01.000 I didn't know how to do it.
01:19:02.000 But then as I learned and as I got more into it, you start to appreciate it.
01:19:05.000 And you're certainly in a more beautiful location, you know, that's kind of the main thing.
01:19:08.000 Does it give you a different sense of accomplishment, is what I was trying to get at?
01:19:12.000 Oh yeah, for sure it does.
01:19:12.000 It just feels different, right?
01:19:13.000 Yeah, I mean, when you get to the top of something in the gym, you know, there's some satisfaction in the physical achievement.
01:19:18.000 You're like, oh, I'm stronger than I used to be, or I learned how to do some technique.
01:19:21.000 But like when you get to the top of something outside, you're like, that was rad.
01:19:25.000 You know, like this is a worthy objective, whatever.
01:19:27.000 It's like inherently, you know, it has more inherent meaning.
01:19:29.000 One of the things I saw on the 60 Minutes thing is they asked you to hold up your fingers.
01:19:34.000 You have really big fat fingers, right?
01:19:37.000 I guess so, yeah.
01:19:38.000 From just climbing and clawing at things.
01:19:41.000 Yeah, I think it's maybe from climbing cracks where you put them in a wedge and torque on them and stuff.
01:19:44.000 Did you have to condition your hands in any way, or did it just happen naturally by doing it?
01:19:50.000 This is 17 years of climbing, you know?
01:19:52.000 Well, that's what you need to tell girls.
01:19:54.000 Girls need to know that.
01:19:55.000 They know about his hands and his strong fingers.
01:19:57.000 Do you think that means that he has a strong dick?
01:19:59.000 No, I'm saying that he's really probably powerful hands.
01:20:01.000 I haven't conditioned that for as many years.
01:20:02.000 What's that?
01:20:03.000 I haven't conditioned it for as many years as my hands.
01:20:06.000 It helps you wedge into cracks.
01:20:08.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:20:10.000 Yeah.
01:20:10.000 Yeah, so you have to like at some point in time where you're literally getting like two inches of your fingers in a crack.
01:20:17.000 Yeah, or less, I mean.
01:20:18.000 Less, even less.
01:20:19.000 What's the smallest amount that you're actually holding your body up with?
01:20:22.000 Well, I mean.
01:20:22.000 An inch?
01:20:24.000 I mean, just like half of your last pad.
01:20:27.000 So half of the...
01:20:27.000 Half of your last pad.
01:20:28.000 That's a half an inch.
01:20:29.000 I mean, you could be, yeah.
01:20:30.000 And that's you're holding your whole body up.
01:20:32.000 Well, I mean, you have your feet on things too.
01:20:34.000 You know, probably really, really small things, but...
01:20:38.000 Jesus Christ.
01:20:39.000 I mean, that would be like when it's really hard.
01:20:42.000 You know, best case scenario, you have your whole hand sunk in, you know, and you're just like attached to the mountain.
01:20:47.000 Are cracks the most difficult thing to navigate?
01:20:51.000 No, cracks are actually like the most secure thing to navigate.
01:20:54.000 Really?
01:20:54.000 Because once you put your fingers in or your hand in, you can...
01:20:57.000 So like if you put your hand into a crack, you move your thumb down and it gets fatter and then it wedges in shape.
01:21:03.000 Sort of like a camming device like I was talking.
01:21:05.000 You just make your hand fatter and then it gets locked in place.
01:21:08.000 And so once you have your hand locked in like that, I mean, you could just, you know, I mean, you just hang off.
01:21:13.000 Shit your pants.
01:21:13.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:21:14.000 You shit your pants and you'll be totally fine.
01:21:16.000 So, like, when I'm climbing hand jams, like, it feels like I'm walking or something.
01:21:20.000 You know, I'm just like, you know, I can climb.
01:21:22.000 Well, I have climbed thousands and thousands of feet of hand jams, like, with no, you know, just whatever.
01:21:28.000 Now, you've been doing this for 17 years.
01:21:30.000 What keeps you doing this?
01:21:32.000 Because it's rad, dude.
01:21:34.000 It's just rad.
01:21:34.000 Yeah, it's awesome.
01:21:35.000 You love it.
01:21:35.000 I mean, as soon as we're done, I'm driving to Vegas to go climbing again.
01:21:39.000 And then I'm flying to Mexico in a couple days for like a month road trip thing.
01:21:42.000 And when you're doing a lot of these, you're doing them just by yourself.
01:21:46.000 You're just pulling up, showing up, and climbing.
01:21:49.000 I wouldn't say off.
01:21:50.000 I mean, the big solo is the stuff that you've seen.
01:21:52.000 I mean, I maybe do like four or five days like that a year.
01:21:55.000 Okay.
01:21:55.000 Most of it you're doing with ropes?
01:21:57.000 Yeah.
01:21:57.000 Yeah, I climb with a partner and a rope 99% of the time.
01:22:01.000 And then, you know, the videos and stuff that you've seen are, like, the playoffs and the Super Bowl of climbing, you know, but you're not seeing all the practice and all the, like, you know, the years that go into, like, getting ready for the Super Bowl.
01:22:12.000 Wow.
01:22:12.000 So, for you, it's just a thrilling, fun thing to do, and it hasn't lost any of its charm.
01:22:18.000 I mean, the charm has transitioned, I think, as I get older.
01:22:21.000 Like, now I love to travel more, and, like, I'm pretty excited about going to Mexico and traveling around and seeing new places and all that.
01:22:27.000 Whereas when I was younger, it was just a matter of trying to physically do hard moves and being like, oh, I can do whatever, this boulder problem that I couldn't do before.
01:22:35.000 It was like seeing that growth.
01:22:37.000 Now I'm kind of like, there's always somebody who's going to be stronger and better and whatever.
01:22:41.000 It doesn't really matter how hard the moves are.
01:22:43.000 Now it's cooler for me to go to cool places and climb new things and all that.
01:22:47.000 But I still love climbing.
01:22:49.000 What is your life like now in terms of media obligations and how much of that stuff has changed?
01:22:57.000 I mean, since 60 Minutes, it's obviously kind of blown up quite a bit.
01:23:02.000 Yeah, I'm juggling a lot more, like, speaking opportunities and, you know, I mean, stuff like this where I'm like, oh, cool, check out something new and, like, see what it's all about.
01:23:10.000 Yeah, I think it's cool that you did this because for folks listening, he had no idea what the podcast was and never listened to it.
01:23:16.000 Just had been, you know...
01:23:18.000 Just hounded by people online.
01:23:19.000 I was like, well, I mean, it must be cool.
01:23:21.000 But then also, like, my best friend lives in L.A., so I was like, oh, it works out, you know, I'll just kind of put them together.
01:23:25.000 That's kind of how I try to do all my media slash, you know, whatever those kinds of obligations.
01:23:30.000 I try to lump it into what I'm already doing or, like, make it fit, right?
01:23:33.000 Seems to work alright.
01:23:34.000 Do you still live in that van?
01:23:36.000 Yeah, I mean, it's parked out front.
01:23:39.000 Wow.
01:23:40.000 But now I'm probably overseas, like, half the year, and so then I just leave the van parked somewhere and, you know, camp or do whatever.
01:23:46.000 Now, like, when you live in a van, do you just, like, shower at a jam or something?
01:23:51.000 Or a river.
01:23:52.000 Or never?
01:23:54.000 Yeah, I mean, whatever.
01:23:56.000 You just make it work.
01:23:57.000 I mean, oftentimes, or like, so I'm going to Vegas, and I'll be in the van, but I mean, I'll be staying at one of my friend's houses, probably.
01:24:04.000 I'll probably be sleeping in the van, but I can use this house, use the kitchen if I want, whatever, you know?
01:24:09.000 So everything you own, your whole life is in a van.
01:24:13.000 Mostly.
01:24:14.000 I mean, my mom's house in Sacramento has, like, some other random piles of stuff in it.
01:24:18.000 You know, like, camping gear that I knew that I wouldn't eat on this trip.
01:24:22.000 You know, I just leave it at mom's house.
01:24:23.000 Wow.
01:24:25.000 Do you ever, like, say, man, I gotta get a fucking apartment?
01:24:27.000 No, definitely not.
01:24:29.000 Like, why would you pay rent for a place that you don't ever go to?
01:24:32.000 Well, a lot of people, they go and they lie down in a bed.
01:24:35.000 Well, that's because they're pussies, dude.
01:24:40.000 I'm just saying.
01:24:42.000 They're pussies with their silly bed while you're camping on a ledge.
01:24:44.000 I sleep really well in the van, though, honestly.
01:24:47.000 I get in my sleeping bag and I'm just out.
01:24:49.000 How do you know where to go?
01:24:51.000 When you come to a new town, do you have to find a good parking spot?
01:24:54.000 Yeah, I mean, it takes a little doing.
01:24:55.000 You sort of get the hang of it.
01:24:57.000 I mean, like, suburban streets that don't seem to, like...
01:25:00.000 I mean, basically, if you see a van parked for a night, you know, like, who cares?
01:25:04.000 Yeah, it's totally normal.
01:25:06.000 And then, like, 24-hour grocery stores are always fine.
01:25:08.000 Like, you know, gas stations, whatever, rest areas.
01:25:11.000 Do you ever get hassled?
01:25:12.000 Yeah, I mean, I've had a lot of cops, like, check in, you know, and, like, make sure the car is not stolen.
01:25:17.000 Or, like, wake up and see a cop behind you, like, running your plates, but then they just peace out and they see it's not stolen.
01:25:22.000 Things like that.
01:25:22.000 Do you ever have a cop go, dude, I'm a big fan?
01:25:26.000 Actually, yeah, actually, I have.
01:25:28.000 But only in like a little climbing town in Utah.
01:25:30.000 A climbing town?
01:25:32.000 There's a whole town where everybody climbs?
01:25:33.000 Well, no, no, but Moab.
01:25:34.000 Do you know Moab?
01:25:35.000 It's like a huge mountain biking area, but it's like the heart of climbing.
01:25:38.000 I've heard the word, but I don't know where it is.
01:25:39.000 Well, it's also from the Old Testament, if you've been reading a lot of Old Testament.
01:25:43.000 No, I mean, I've heard it as like an actual geographic location, but I thought it was actually in California for some reason.
01:25:48.000 No, it's like way eastern Utah, like right by the border with Colorado.
01:25:51.000 It's really cool.
01:25:52.000 It's the red sandstone desert where you see like arches and like really pretty Oh, those crazy things that are just carved because of the wind and the erosion?
01:25:58.000 Yeah, exactly, exactly.
01:25:59.000 That is so bizarre.
01:26:00.000 Yeah, it's a really pretty landscape.
01:26:01.000 You must see some of the coolest spots in the world when it comes to all these climbs.
01:26:07.000 For sure.
01:26:07.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:26:08.000 That is becoming more of the appeal for me, just to go to these amazing places and climb cool things.
01:26:14.000 Yeah, for folks who've never seen, we don't know what we're talking about.
01:26:16.000 The sound, somehow or another.
01:26:17.000 The rock eroded to look, it looks like it was constructed.
01:26:21.000 Yeah, it's like a freestanding arch.
01:26:23.000 Crazy arch made out of stone.
01:26:25.000 It just shows you all the randomness of nature with the weird things that can occur.
01:26:30.000 I went on a Northwest expedition to Chad in the dead center of Africa to climb unclimbed sandstone towers and arches like exactly what we're talking about in Utah except it was in Chad.
01:26:39.000 Wow.
01:26:41.000 Blank, empty desert, like just completely flat sand with no road, just driving GPS for three days across like flat nothingness until we got to these crazy towers.
01:26:49.000 Oh my god, just desert driving for three days through the desert?
01:26:53.000 Dude, it was out of control.
01:26:55.000 Holy shit!
01:26:56.000 We drove for two days, just flat nothingness.
01:26:58.000 You don't see anything in any direction.
01:27:00.000 How'd you have so much gas to drive that long?
01:27:02.000 I don't know, we had this outfitter that's, you know, that's what he does.
01:27:04.000 He brought gas with you.
01:27:05.000 He brought extra gas.
01:27:06.000 Yeah, I think he knew how to do it, you know.
01:27:08.000 Jesus Christ, three days driving?
01:27:10.000 Well, but driving at like 27 miles an hour.
01:27:12.000 Through the sand.
01:27:13.000 Yeah, because you're driving across like, it'd be like going to the Mojave Desert and just driving cross-country completely straight for three days.
01:27:19.000 Anyway, so after two days, we randomly passed these two dudes on camels that were doing the same thing.
01:27:24.000 What?
01:27:24.000 They were just questing across the desert on their camels.
01:27:27.000 Randomly?
01:27:27.000 Randomly randomly?
01:27:28.000 Well, I mean, I'm sure they were, like, going to trade or something.
01:27:30.000 Yeah, we just...
01:27:31.000 But is there a path you were following?
01:27:33.000 No, no, that's the thing.
01:27:33.000 We were following GPS coordinates across the Virgin Desert, you know?
01:27:38.000 It was, like, it was kind of out of control.
01:27:40.000 We were like, what the fuck are these guys doing out here?
01:27:43.000 Wow.
01:27:43.000 You know, and, like, yeah.
01:27:45.000 Who were the guys?
01:27:46.000 They were just, like, desert nomad dudes, you know, just, like, indigenous folks.
01:27:50.000 I mean, they were just normal dudes on their normal life, but it's hard to believe that that's their normal life, just taking a camel for five days across a blank desert with no food or water.
01:27:59.000 Yeah, it's hard to wrap your head around the fact that that's how people lived for a long period of time.
01:28:03.000 Dude, that's how people still live.
01:28:04.000 That's what's so crazy about going to Chad, is we were meeting people that live there that in their entire life will probably never touch pavement or asphalt.
01:28:11.000 They just live in sand, and that's it, for all of existence.
01:28:15.000 They just tend their goats, tend their little donkeys and stuff.
01:28:19.000 You're just like, oh my god.
01:28:21.000 It's pretty hardcore.
01:28:22.000 And that's why the travel experiences are becoming more important to me than the actual climbing, sort of.
01:28:27.000 Yeah, I would imagine.
01:28:28.000 That's really paradigm shifting.
01:28:31.000 Yeah, it's pretty heavy stuff.
01:28:32.000 You know, you're like, whoa.
01:28:35.000 Whoa, indeed, man.
01:28:37.000 Three days driving on Virgin Desert.
01:28:41.000 Nothing to the left, nothing to the right, nothing in front of you.
01:28:43.000 Like, in the morning, so we would drive until we got tired.
01:28:46.000 We'd park, we'd do dinner, we'd go to bed.
01:28:48.000 And then in the morning when you gotta go take a poop, I mean, there's no cover in any direction because it's just flat.
01:28:53.000 So you'd basically just walk...
01:28:54.000 In any direction until everyone else got really small, and then you would just take a poo, and then you would just walk back.
01:28:59.000 It's not like, oh, I'm going to go behind that tree.
01:29:02.000 It's like you just have to walk until people are small.
01:29:04.000 Did you take photos of this?
01:29:05.000 Yeah, I mean, it's all professional.
01:29:07.000 I didn't take photos so much.
01:29:09.000 Not your poop, man.
01:29:10.000 I have photos of Brian Callen pooping when we were camping in Montana with a little flag in it.
01:29:17.000 We were going to put it on Twitter that if you could find it, we'll give you $1,000.
01:29:21.000 It's on the Missouri River.
01:29:22.000 We were going to give rough coordinates.
01:29:24.000 Take a picture of yourself by it, we'll give you $1,000.
01:29:27.000 But you can't just leave poop there.
01:29:29.000 You have to put it in bio bags and pack it out.
01:29:33.000 Human poop is really gross.
01:29:35.000 Like if you run across like cows poop, there's a lot of cows out there.
01:29:38.000 Cow poop is kind of gross too.
01:29:39.000 It's kind of gross, but it doesn't even smell that bad.
01:29:42.000 What?
01:29:42.000 The difference between human shit and cow shit is pretty shocking.
01:29:45.000 No, no.
01:29:46.000 Cow shit also smells horrible until it's been sitting there for like a year and it's all baked by the sun.
01:29:51.000 That too.
01:29:52.000 Like what you're talking about is like fried cow pies that are all dead and like sterilized.
01:29:55.000 Yeah, but I've been around an actual cow taking a shit and they can't fuck with a human.
01:29:59.000 I don't know, but it depends on the human diet.
01:30:04.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:30:04.000 Yeah, just shitting out cheeseburgers and whiskey.
01:30:07.000 Yeah, just to show you guys need to work on your diet a little bit.
01:30:11.000 That's not me.
01:30:12.000 I'm just saying.
01:30:12.000 Some other dude.
01:30:13.000 Some random dude just shitting.
01:30:15.000 We're grading it.
01:30:15.000 That's what we're talking about.
01:30:18.000 But, yeah, you can't just leave your shit out there in Missouri, but you can in the desert.
01:30:23.000 Yeah, you can in the desert.
01:30:24.000 Did you encounter any animals while you were doing this three-day drive?
01:30:27.000 Yeah, we saw tons of little things, like little desert foxes and stuff.
01:30:29.000 Really?
01:30:30.000 Yeah, like gazelle-type, you know, different antelopes.
01:30:33.000 And what are they eating out there?
01:30:35.000 Like, tiny little shrubs.
01:30:36.000 I mean, there were, like, you know, there'd be a bush every 600 yards.
01:30:40.000 You know what I mean?
01:30:41.000 Like...
01:30:41.000 I mean, there is some vegetation, but it's just, like, flat sand with, like, a shrub.
01:30:45.000 And then, like, a mile later, you're like, there's a little tiny tree, you know, and then whatever.
01:30:50.000 No snakes?
01:30:51.000 Nothing like that?
01:30:52.000 Not really, no.
01:30:53.000 What a strange ecosystem that is.
01:30:55.000 Well, so when we got to where we were going, there were these amazing sandstone towers, and then...
01:30:58.000 There was, like, more weather.
01:31:00.000 There was more going on, I think, because of the cliffs and stuff.
01:31:03.000 So maybe it traps more moisture or whatever.
01:31:05.000 And there were more people living there because there was more vegetation.
01:31:09.000 But it was still pretty much desert.
01:31:11.000 Yeah, I mean, it's still a full-fledged desert, but there were at least, like, shrubs.
01:31:14.000 Kind of like the American desert where you see, you know, like the Mojave.
01:31:17.000 And how did they get their water?
01:31:18.000 They had wells every once in a while.
01:31:20.000 I mean, I assume...
01:31:21.000 I mean, there was water running underground, I guess, because you could see, like, bands of vegetation that were supposedly, like, washes, you know, like an underground river.
01:31:28.000 So one of the real mind fucks about the topography of this world is how it's variable.
01:31:35.000 Yeah, how different parts of the world are.
01:31:37.000 Not just variable, but variable in the same location over time.
01:31:41.000 Like, Egypt, like, where the Nile Valley was, like, 9,000 years ago, that was a rainforest.
01:31:46.000 Yeah.
01:31:46.000 Yeah, that's the exact same type of area that I'm talking about.
01:31:50.000 So, while we were there, it was rad.
01:31:53.000 We went into a cave and there were cave paintings.
01:31:55.000 And I mean, it's all just, you know, we're in the middle of nowhere.
01:31:58.000 And so you could see these stick figure drawings and it showed like these big herder people, you know, like drawings of dudes like tending their big cows.
01:32:08.000 And then them being displaced by the camel people like the people of the desert and all that and our outfitter was telling us that was kind of showing the history of the whole area because like as the as the desert advanced and like the grasslands and forests you know receded like so Chad now all the all the big cow people now live in like southern southern Chad where there's still like vegetation and the rest of the country is just desert you know as the Sahara or whatever the Sahel has like moved south and desertification all that kind of stuff.
01:32:32.000 It's a really strange thing that happens to the climate.
01:32:35.000 Yeah, I mean, it's pretty interesting though to see like cave paintings of like this whole process of, you know, like different populations being, you know, replaced.
01:32:43.000 How old are these paintings?
01:32:44.000 Do they know?
01:32:44.000 Well, I mean, yeah, I think that the climate events are over the last like 10,000 years or whatever.
01:32:50.000 Wow.
01:32:50.000 I mean, or maybe even older.
01:32:52.000 Wow.
01:32:53.000 It was neat stuff for us.
01:32:55.000 We were like, whoa.
01:32:57.000 The cave paintings really freak me out.
01:33:00.000 Have you ever seen that Herzog documentary?
01:33:03.000 What is it called?
01:33:03.000 The Cave of Dreams or something like that?
01:33:06.000 Hold on.
01:33:06.000 Let me find that for the folks who are listening.
01:33:09.000 Because it's really interesting.
01:33:11.000 They found some really old cave paintings that predated the oldest before that by a pretty substantial amount.
01:33:24.000 Let me find it real quick.
01:33:29.000 Cave of Forgotten Dreams.
01:33:31.000 That's what it's called.
01:33:32.000 It's amazing.
01:33:33.000 Where?
01:33:34.000 It's in France.
01:33:35.000 Oh yeah?
01:33:36.000 Yeah, it's the oldest recorded cave paintings.
01:33:39.000 Is it human or Neanderthal?
01:33:41.000 It's human.
01:33:42.000 I don't believe there's Neanderthal cave paintings.
01:33:44.000 I think we know that they made tools.
01:33:47.000 Have you heard of this crazy bitch?
01:33:48.000 There's a guy who wants to bring back Neanderthals.
01:33:52.000 Oh, I just saw some news thing about that.
01:33:54.000 Yeah, totally.
01:33:55.000 I was like, that seems like opening a bag of worms for sure.
01:33:58.000 Yeah.
01:33:59.000 They're asking for a Harvard guy, right?
01:34:03.000 Neanderthal baby?
01:34:05.000 It's some guy who's asking a woman to carry a fucking Neanderthal baby.
01:34:10.000 I have no idea why anyone is letting this guy say this.
01:34:15.000 Well, nothing wrong with saying it.
01:34:18.000 Only a problem with doing it.
01:34:19.000 It sounds fucking crazy.
01:34:21.000 But this guy, his name is George Church, and he's from Harvard.
01:34:24.000 This is legit.
01:34:25.000 This is not like some, you know, daily mail.
01:34:27.000 It's like Jurassic Park.
01:34:29.000 Yeah, well, the really scary thing is that we don't know shit about Neanderthals.
01:34:35.000 They're built more like gorillas than they are people, and their brains are bigger than us.
01:34:39.000 Well, they're built more like gorillas than they are people.
01:34:41.000 Five foot tall, 200 pounds, really thick bones, big heads, bigger heads than human beings, much larger brain.
01:34:48.000 It's a really trippy thing, the idea that this crazy fuck wants to bring these things back, and that the fact that you could do it inside of a woman's body, it's pretty ridiculous.
01:34:56.000 Yeah.
01:34:58.000 Crazy asshole.
01:35:00.000 No, I don't believe this Werner Herzog thing was that.
01:35:03.000 I'm pretty sure that it was a...
01:35:05.000 It's all homo sapiens.
01:35:08.000 I hope the first one's a female.
01:35:10.000 The first baby?
01:35:12.000 Yeah, better.
01:35:14.000 Because if it's a man, it's just going to start raping.
01:35:16.000 It's going to go on a rape and cannibal rampage when it gets to full-grown.
01:35:21.000 Who knows?
01:35:22.000 We don't know the behavior of Neanderthals.
01:35:24.000 There's been a lot of speculation that Neanderthals preyed on humans.
01:35:27.000 They might take boobs to the next level.
01:35:29.000 Well, Neanderthals preying on humans obviously didn't prey enough because they got wiped out by humans.
01:35:33.000 That might have been why we wiped them out.
01:35:35.000 We were just a little bit smarter.
01:35:37.000 There's a lot of speculation as to what happened to them.
01:35:40.000 There's also a debate as to whether or not they interbred with us or whether or not we have a common ancestor, like where our genetic material...
01:35:47.000 Where we definitely have a common ancestor now.
01:35:49.000 Yeah, we definitely have a common ancestor, but common enough that we have Neanderthal genes in us.
01:35:55.000 Because they don't know if it's from breeding.
01:35:57.000 It's kind of an iffy area they're trying to piece together now, whether or not it's from humans breeding with it.
01:36:02.000 But interesting enough, the possibility of humans breeding with it was only Neanderthal males and human females.
01:36:10.000 Why?
01:36:11.000 I don't know.
01:36:12.000 I think it's a scientific reason for the hybrid to be able to...
01:36:15.000 It's kind of weird because it seems like you'd want the Neanderthal woman to be able to carry, like, the bigger baby.
01:36:20.000 Yeah, I think...
01:36:21.000 You know what I mean?
01:36:21.000 Because, like, a Homo sapien woman would get torn apart by...
01:36:25.000 I think they're saying it was rape.
01:36:26.000 I think that's what they're saying.
01:36:28.000 I think they're saying it was, you know, a conquer thing.
01:36:31.000 Because there's also speculation as to whether or not Neanderthals ate Homo sapiens.
01:36:36.000 That's the weirdest thing that I've been aware of recently that I didn't know about was how often Native Americans...
01:36:43.000 Ate each other?
01:36:43.000 Cannibalized.
01:36:44.000 Yeah.
01:36:45.000 Ate each other.
01:36:46.000 Well, Papua New Guinea are still into that kind of thing.
01:36:48.000 Are they really?
01:36:49.000 Yeah.
01:36:50.000 They're still into cannibalism?
01:36:52.000 Sort of.
01:36:53.000 They're also into a lot of other freaky shit.
01:36:55.000 Like, they're into having the young boys ingest their semen.
01:36:59.000 There's the semen tribes of New Guinea.
01:37:02.000 I think a lot of people in the States are still into that, too.
01:37:04.000 They're called Catholic priests.
01:37:07.000 This is very different, though.
01:37:09.000 This is like ritualized and open.
01:37:11.000 Whereas the Catholic priest thing is...
01:37:14.000 Is in the confession booth?
01:37:16.000 Yeah, it's a little more sketch.
01:37:18.000 Closed doors.
01:37:18.000 A little more sketch.
01:37:19.000 So these paintings in the Werner Herzog documentary, amazing stuff.
01:37:26.000 And there are cave bears, lions, horses, bison, mammoths, rhinoceroses, and there are other animals between 30 and 32,000 year old drawings.
01:37:37.000 It's really amazing, man.
01:37:40.000 Just think we managed to wipe out all those different animals in the last 30,000 years.
01:37:44.000 Well, they don't believe that people had a play in wiping out the woolly mammoth.
01:37:48.000 There's thoughts about it, but one of the more interesting thoughts about the mammoth is that the mammoth extinction coincides with what they We're pretty sure now was significant meteor impacts, meteor showers, somewhere around 12,000-13,000 years ago.
01:38:05.000 When they do the strata, when they take soil samples, they found this thing called, it's like a volcanic glass, an impact glass, this big...
01:38:15.000 It's like this green-looking glass that has come from either nuclear tests or meteor impacts.
01:38:22.000 So when they find it all over the world, like 12,000 years ago, and that sort of coincides with some mass extinctions, a lot of the scientists are starting to speculate that that might have been what wiped out a lot of things, including a lot of major civilizations.
01:38:34.000 The world just got bombarded by meteors at one point in time, about somewhere around 12,000 years ago.
01:38:40.000 Yeah, it's pretty crazy stuff.
01:38:42.000 They think that might have had a part in the saber-toothed tiger and woolly mammoth and that some animals just weren't able to make...
01:38:49.000 That was another animal they're trying to bring back.
01:38:50.000 They're trying to bring back a woolly mammoth.
01:38:53.000 The Russian scientists are trying to do that.
01:38:55.000 They need bigger carpets.
01:38:56.000 What the fuck is with people wanting to bring things back?
01:38:59.000 Like, you know, enough already.
01:39:01.000 How about someone make an alien?
01:39:03.000 You know, why is everybody bringing old shit back?
01:39:05.000 You know, they probably are doing that.
01:39:07.000 They're just not telling us.
01:39:10.000 Maybe.
01:39:10.000 Now, you're out there camping.
01:39:12.000 You ever see something freaky?
01:39:13.000 Ever hear a Bigfoot?
01:39:13.000 Ever see a UFO? No.
01:39:15.000 Nothing.
01:39:16.000 I don't really do the weird stuff.
01:39:19.000 You don't really do the weird stuff?
01:39:20.000 Yeah, I'm not into all the weird random stuff like that.
01:39:23.000 I'm a very practical kind of guy.
01:39:25.000 You're a very practical, crazy mountain climber dude.
01:39:28.000 Yeah, very rational.
01:39:30.000 Rational.
01:39:31.000 Well, you know, by UFOs being irrational and saying just because you haven't seen something that's irrational.
01:39:39.000 Would you freak out if you're out there camping and all of a sudden...
01:39:42.000 If an alien landed?
01:39:43.000 A UFO flew overhead?
01:39:45.000 Probably wouldn't freak out, no.
01:39:46.000 But I'd be like, that is badass.
01:39:48.000 Do you think you'd still keep climbing?
01:39:50.000 Or would you change your field of subject and start trying to...
01:39:54.000 Well, it depends if I got to chat with the alien or not.
01:39:58.000 That's a good question, actually.
01:40:01.000 For sure, if I had some kind of crazy experience like that where I was like, I am 100% certain there are life on other planets, I probably would change my field a bit.
01:40:08.000 Because all of a sudden I'd be like, there's definitely something more important going on in the world.
01:40:12.000 The real problem with, of course, with the idea that there's some life from another planet that's visiting us is like, where the fuck's the evidence?
01:40:20.000 That's the real problem.
01:40:21.000 That's what I'm saying about rationalism.
01:40:22.000 However, if they're much more sophisticated than us to the point where they can travel from other planets, it seems like they could be undetectable.
01:40:30.000 That's the same kind of arguments for whether there's a god or not.
01:40:33.000 It's like, whatever.
01:40:33.000 Not really, because the actual fact of human life...
01:40:39.000 And the fact that we have technological superiority over all the animals, when you look at all the other planets and you extrapolate the amount of time that they could have existed, it's highly possible.
01:40:50.000 Yeah, no, I think it's highly likely that there is life in the universe.
01:40:54.000 I mean, actually, I'm sure there's life in the rest of the universe.
01:40:57.000 You just don't think they're here?
01:40:57.000 Yeah, I just don't think they're messing around here.
01:40:59.000 But I see that, and I agree with you to a certain extent, but then I see the fact that there's so many fucking planets...
01:41:06.000 And we are constantly trying to explore these planets.
01:41:10.000 We're sending things to Mars.
01:41:11.000 We're looking with satellites and with telescopes and trying to observe planets.
01:41:17.000 Yeah, but they are really, really far apart, too.
01:41:19.000 Right.
01:41:20.000 My point is, if we're constantly exploring the universe as far as we can with our limited technological capability in 2013, Maybe that's just an aspect of intelligent life, period, that intelligent life constantly explores its dimensions and its surroundings.
01:41:33.000 Maybe it's not.
01:41:34.000 Maybe other really intelligent life explore spiritually or they go inward.
01:41:39.000 That's a good point.
01:41:39.000 Or both.
01:41:40.000 I just feel like part of intelligence is being curious.
01:41:45.000 Part of being curious is wondering if you're alone.
01:41:47.000 Part of being curious and wondering if you're alone is looking.
01:41:50.000 So if I was a smart, curious, intelligent thing from another planet, I think I'd go check out the space, the universe.
01:41:57.000 Hopefully.
01:41:57.000 When the aliens come, they'll meet you.
01:41:59.000 They're gonna come to you, dude.
01:42:00.000 You're gonna be out there camping.
01:42:02.000 They're gonna go, how come you're not shit in your pants while you're climbing up that thing?
01:42:04.000 What are you doing up here?
01:42:06.000 Sleeping on a ledge 50,000 feet above the Earth.
01:42:09.000 50,000.
01:42:10.000 That's a big mountain.
01:42:11.000 What's the biggest one you've ever climbed?
01:42:12.000 What's the biggest face?
01:42:14.000 Biggest face is like 3,000 feet probably.
01:42:16.000 It's all Capitan and Yosemite.
01:42:17.000 In Yosemite?
01:42:18.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:42:19.000 And what's the legality for that stuff?
01:42:20.000 It's all totally fine.
01:42:22.000 Nobody hassles you about climbing these things?
01:42:23.000 Yeah, it's a national park.
01:42:24.000 I mean, it's just, you know, recreation, youth group, whatever.
01:42:27.000 You just go climb.
01:42:29.000 Has there ever been any talk of regulating it or keeping people from solo climbing or anything like that?
01:42:34.000 No, no.
01:42:35.000 Definitely not.
01:42:36.000 I mean, how would you regulate it?
01:42:37.000 I mean, you know, then you might as well be regulating, like, fat people hiking, you know, because they're more likely to have a heart attack or whatever.
01:42:43.000 Well, that's the good point, though.
01:42:45.000 The good point is...
01:42:46.000 Fat people should be hiking.
01:42:47.000 Personal freedom.
01:42:48.000 They definitely should be.
01:42:49.000 Someone should talk them into it, though.
01:42:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:42:50.000 I don't think they should put a gun to their head.
01:42:53.000 The personal freedom aspect of it.
01:42:55.000 I mean...
01:42:56.000 I'm a big believer and a big supporter of personal freedom, and this is one of the few that very few people are exercising, but is really a radically dangerous pursuit for the average person.
01:43:08.000 For you, maybe not.
01:43:09.000 You shake your head because A, you're competent, B, you're aware, and C, it's something you love to do, and you've been doing it your whole life.
01:43:15.000 You have a massive amount of experience for it.
01:43:17.000 But for the average person to try to do it, it could be I mean, if everybody had to free solo climb, just stop and think about that.
01:43:22.000 Yeah, it'd be a disaster.
01:43:23.000 It'd be a fucking reigning people.
01:43:26.000 But if everybody put like 17 years of work into learning how, then I mean, you know, it'd probably be like...
01:43:30.000 There would be no TVs, there would be no cell phones, there'd be no cars.
01:43:33.000 If everybody did that, no one would get anything done because they'd be just consistently focusing on not falling and climbing.
01:43:41.000 But it's an interesting personal freedom issue.
01:43:43.000 It's like...
01:43:44.000 There are certain things that we're restricted from doing in this country, in this world, and we're restricted from taking a certain amount of chances.
01:43:52.000 But that one is just still completely out there in the wild.
01:43:56.000 It's one that I think...
01:43:57.000 Well, like going hiking, any kind of outdoor recreation is pretty unrestricted in the U.S. You're allowed to just wander into the woods and go have an adventure.
01:44:04.000 I know, but the nanny state government that we have, I'm surprised that someone doesn't like, hey, you can't climb.
01:44:09.000 No, no, get down from there, son.
01:44:11.000 Because that's sort of the attitude.
01:44:13.000 Yeah.
01:44:14.000 I don't know.
01:44:15.000 I mean, no one ever gets in trouble at all for climbing anything as long as it's not a public building or something like that.
01:44:22.000 I don't think so.
01:44:23.000 Unless it's on private property, in which case the landowner gets to choose.
01:44:26.000 Oh, wow.
01:44:27.000 So all public property, like public land?
01:44:31.000 Well, actually, so national parks do have some kind of recreational management plan, so you're not allowed to drill bolts or change the rock in different ways because when you climb, you often put bolts for protection.
01:44:41.000 Some people have bolts in there?
01:44:43.000 Yeah, if you're climbing up a blank face, like, say, your brick wall or something.
01:44:46.000 Like an eye hook, a giant eye hook or something?
01:44:48.000 Well, I mean, it's small, yeah, but it's small enough that you can clip your carabiner into it and then clip your rope into the beaner.
01:44:54.000 So, I mean, most national parks have some kind of plan, you know, limiting, you know, bolting and things like that.
01:45:00.000 Or, you know, they have some kind of, like, management use thing.
01:45:03.000 But for the most part, you can just go climb whatever you want.
01:45:06.000 Do you have any other crazy hobbies?
01:45:09.000 No.
01:45:09.000 This is it?
01:45:10.000 This just fulfills all of your time?
01:45:13.000 Well, yeah, I read and I travel and I, you know, do stuff.
01:45:17.000 Yeah.
01:45:18.000 It's a fascinating life, man.
01:45:19.000 I mean, I know it's yours, and you're like, yeah, yeah.
01:45:22.000 It's pretty normal, you know?
01:45:23.000 It's not pretty normal.
01:45:25.000 It's pretty normal to you.
01:45:26.000 Well, yeah.
01:45:27.000 But I matter the most to me, you know what I mean?
01:45:29.000 I would imagine so.
01:45:30.000 To me, it's super normal.
01:45:31.000 I think it's cool.
01:45:32.000 Well, it is very cool.
01:45:34.000 It's very cool.
01:45:34.000 It's very interesting.
01:45:35.000 I mean, your approach to this whole thing is very unique.
01:45:38.000 You're a very unique person, and that's why you...
01:45:43.000 I think it's very charming that you have this.
01:45:47.000 You've said that ten times.
01:45:48.000 The more I talk to you about how unique you are, I compliment you.
01:45:53.000 That's your take on things, but that is also why you're so good.
01:45:57.000 That's why it's so compatible with you, your personality, how you roll with things.
01:46:06.000 It must somehow or another contribute to your ability to be so good at this, or your passion and desire, the way it fits in, your square hole for your square peg, you know what I mean?
01:46:17.000 I think I've always loved it, and I put a lot of work into it, and I figure anybody that loves what they do and works hard at it is probably going to get pretty good at it.
01:46:27.000 Do you have any goals?
01:46:28.000 Are there certain mountains that you have not climbed that you want to?
01:46:30.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:46:31.000 I got all kinds of...
01:46:32.000 I have a lot of travel goals, like places I want to go climbing, and then I have actual climbing achievement goals, things that I want to climb or new things to do or whatever.
01:46:40.000 What's a big one?
01:46:42.000 I don't know, they're all on the DL, you know?
01:46:44.000 Oh, you can't tell people?
01:46:45.000 No, no, I mean...
01:46:46.000 Okay, you don't want to talk about it?
01:46:48.000 No, well, so I actually don't really set, like, specific soloing goals because I don't really like the...
01:46:52.000 Because normally when you set a goal, you go through the whole process of, like, you set the goal, you train for it, you achieve it, whatever, you know, you make it happen.
01:46:58.000 But the thing with soloing is I don't really like that pressure.
01:47:00.000 I don't want to feel like I have to go solo something.
01:47:02.000 So generally I set climbing goals, like routes I want to climb with a rope or, you know, places I want to go.
01:47:08.000 But for soloing, it's more like a soloing fantasy, you know, like something I'd love to do.
01:47:12.000 And I'll sort of keep it in the back of my mind, like, what kind of shape I'd have to be in to do it.
01:47:16.000 Or, like, you know, what time of year I'd have to be in what kind of shape.
01:47:19.000 But it's never like, that's my goal for the season.
01:47:22.000 It's more like, if it happens, it'd be sweet.
01:47:24.000 If not, you know, whatever.
01:47:26.000 Why has no one come up with a television show that follows you climbing up mountains and broadcasts?
01:47:36.000 I mean, people have talked about it, but the thing is, after anybody chats with me for a while, they're like, turns out that guy's actually really boring.
01:47:42.000 I don't think you're boring at all, man.
01:47:43.000 I don't think you're boring at all.
01:47:45.000 I think you're fascinating.
01:47:46.000 No, you're mellow.
01:47:47.000 You're confusing mellow with boring.
01:47:49.000 You're very interesting.
01:47:51.000 There's nothing boring about you.
01:47:53.000 You have a very distinct personality, a very distinct way of looking at this very odd life that you have that's very compatible for what you do.
01:48:01.000 It's not boring.
01:48:02.000 What you do is not even remotely fucking boring.
01:48:05.000 It's hair raising, it makes people shit their pants, my hands sweat watching your videos.
01:48:10.000 This is what I was talking about, you know, Super Bowl versus training.
01:48:12.000 You know what I mean?
01:48:12.000 Like you're saying the Super Bowl stuff looks amazing.
01:48:15.000 You know, like the big solos, you're like, that's rad.
01:48:17.000 What you did on 60 Minutes you said wasn't even that big.
01:48:20.000 Well, no, I mean, but still, I only do that kind of thing a handful of times a year.
01:48:23.000 You know, the majority of the year, I'm just going out climbing with my friends, just normal climbing.
01:48:28.000 You know, the same thing that people are doing in a gym, except we're doing it outside.
01:48:31.000 Dude, they have shows, okay, where guys have pawn shops.
01:48:34.000 I don't even want to know how dumb a shows they have.
01:48:36.000 Like, I don't give a shit about bad TV. They have pawn shops, and they come in and they go, hey, man, how much you want to give me for this banjo?
01:48:43.000 I have no interest in contributing to that.
01:48:45.000 And the guy's like, I'll give you 200. Man, I need 250. I can't go 250. I'll give you a 225. That's the fucking show they're selling banjos.
01:48:52.000 That kind of shit makes the world worse, and I don't want to contribute to that.
01:48:55.000 You would not be contributing to it, my friend.
01:48:57.000 What I'm saying is that people are fascinated by shit that's not even close to as interesting.
01:49:05.000 I really think it would be an amazing show.
01:49:07.000 I think you're dead wrong.
01:49:19.000 Well, what, if you do like 10 episodes or something, you have to solo something big for each one?
01:49:23.000 You probably have not watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
01:49:26.000 Dude, and I'm glad I haven't.
01:49:28.000 This is the idea.
01:49:28.000 This is my idea.
01:49:29.000 You ready for this?
01:49:30.000 We make it a Death Squad production, and what we're going to do is we're going to bring you with Brian.
01:49:34.000 In between all of your climbing, you're going to hang out with Brian and all of his porn star friends.
01:49:40.000 Does he have porn star friends?
01:49:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49:42.000 He dates porn stars.
01:49:43.000 Oh, yeah?
01:49:44.000 Kids a mess.
01:49:45.000 Oh, I can introduce you to some girls.
01:49:47.000 They would like you.
01:49:48.000 They would.
01:49:49.000 They would molest you.
01:49:50.000 You'd climb up and down them.
01:49:51.000 Yeah.
01:49:54.000 Throw some shit on a rock.
01:49:55.000 Yeah, look, you piqued his interest.
01:49:57.000 He's like, what kind of girls?
01:49:59.000 I want to meet porn stars.
01:50:00.000 Do you want to meet them?
01:50:01.000 Well, you know.
01:50:01.000 Well, listen, it came to Vegas last week.
01:50:03.000 We can make this happen.
01:50:04.000 That's an easy thing to make happen.
01:50:05.000 I'm not kidding.
01:50:06.000 That's a really easy thing to make happen.
01:50:08.000 Yeah.
01:50:09.000 You want to go hang out with him?
01:50:10.000 How long in town for?
01:50:11.000 Well, I was going to, from this parking lot, I was going to drive to Vegas, but...
01:50:14.000 Maybe you drive to hang out with Brian in Burbank and you all go to Olive Garden with a bunch of skanks.
01:50:19.000 I'll bring seven of them.
01:50:20.000 And by skanks, I say that lovingly just because it was the funny thing to say.
01:50:23.000 Ladies, don't be hatin'.
01:50:25.000 Do what you gotta do.
01:50:26.000 Yeah, he can introduce you to that.
01:50:28.000 See, that world to you is like, holy smoke.
01:50:31.000 Yeah, that seems exotic.
01:50:32.000 Your eyebrows went up in the air.
01:50:34.000 It changed the entire tone.
01:50:35.000 See, that's how the show gets exciting.
01:50:38.000 We bring you with him in between solo climbs.
01:50:41.000 To hang out with the porn stars.
01:50:44.000 Exactly.
01:50:45.000 We spice it up.
01:50:46.000 Listen, you're a mellow guy.
01:50:48.000 This would be a new, unique experience.
01:50:52.000 It's like going to Chile or taking a fucking car and driving across the desert for three days.
01:51:00.000 We're going to Chad.
01:51:02.000 Anywhere, wherever you went.
01:51:03.000 What I'm saying is it's unique.
01:51:05.000 Going to Chile, you could drive across in about four hours.
01:51:08.000 Could you really?
01:51:09.000 Chile's like this narrow.
01:51:10.000 Oh, is it really?
01:51:11.000 I didn't know.
01:51:11.000 I am geographically limited.
01:51:13.000 Have you ever climbed in Japan?
01:51:15.000 I have not, but my family lived there for a while, actually.
01:51:18.000 Oh, really?
01:51:19.000 Yeah.
01:51:19.000 Your family lived in Japan?
01:51:21.000 Were they ninjas?
01:51:21.000 I was conceived in Japan.
01:51:22.000 They were not ninjas, but I wish they were.
01:51:24.000 It would be so much cooler.
01:51:26.000 What did your parents do?
01:51:28.000 At the time they were teaching English, and then they both were like college professors, you know, teaching language.
01:51:33.000 Oh, wow.
01:51:34.000 My mom's a French teacher.
01:51:35.000 Wow.
01:51:36.000 Yeah.
01:51:37.000 So how many different countries have you been to climbing?
01:51:39.000 I don't know, like 20, 30. Wow.
01:51:42.000 I don't know.
01:51:44.000 Dude, you live a fascinating life.
01:51:45.000 I think it's, you're a really unique guy, and I love the fact that you don't think you are.
01:51:51.000 It's, you know, your humility is normal when it's just you, you know?
01:51:55.000 I understand.
01:51:55.000 That's why Brian hangs out with these porn stars and you're like, hey, what?
01:51:59.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:51:59.000 It's a perfect example.
01:52:00.000 I can take you to the UFC next weekend.
01:52:02.000 Are you going to be in Vegas next weekend?
01:52:03.000 No, I'm fine.
01:52:04.000 Are you going to be in Vegas?
01:52:04.000 No, I'm fine in Mexico on Thursday.
01:52:06.000 Oh, dude.
01:52:07.000 Cancel that shit.
01:52:07.000 Listen, you want to see a crazy experience?
01:52:10.000 I'll take you to the UFC. I'll get you front row seats for one of the best UFCs ever.
01:52:15.000 Dude, this weekend?
01:52:15.000 Happening this weekend.
01:52:16.000 Yeah.
01:52:16.000 Oh, yeah?
01:52:17.000 This Saturday night at Mandalay Bay, Frankie Edgar's fighting Jose Aldo.
01:52:21.000 Jose Aldo's this guy from Brazil.
01:52:22.000 He's one of the top pound-for-pound fighters on the planet.
01:52:25.000 So is Frankie Edgar.
01:52:26.000 Frankie Edgar was a lightweight champion.
01:52:28.000 He's dropping down to 145 to fight this guy in a super fight.
01:52:30.000 It's going to be fucking craziness.
01:52:33.000 People are flying in from Brazil.
01:52:34.000 They're flying in from the East Coast.
01:52:36.000 This guy's from New Jersey.
01:52:37.000 It's two amazing fighters.
01:52:39.000 And that's just one fight.
01:52:40.000 Alistair Overeem, who's one of the biggest guys in the heavyweight division, 265 pounds, looks like a fucking superhero from a comic book.
01:52:47.000 And he's fighting this guy, Antonio Bigfoot Silva, who has to cut weight to make 265 pounds.
01:52:51.000 I think I've heard of that guy.
01:52:53.000 They're both giants.
01:52:54.000 And Alistair is a former K-1 Grand Prix champion, like kickboxing.
01:52:58.000 K-1 Grand Prix is like the craziest kickboxing event in the world.
01:53:01.000 So he's this destroyer.
01:53:03.000 This guy, just this stand-up destroyer.
01:53:04.000 He's an ogre who can kick through a wall.
01:53:06.000 He's a monster.
01:53:07.000 Look, pull up a picture of Alistair Overeem because if you haven't seen, just seeing this guy alone...
01:53:13.000 He's such a freak specimen of humanity.
01:53:18.000 Six foot five, 265 pounds, and literally doesn't even look real.
01:53:22.000 And Antonio Bigfoot Silva is like a literal giant.
01:53:25.000 He actually is a giant.
01:53:26.000 How big is he?
01:53:28.000 Well, he's...
01:53:28.000 Look at that.
01:53:29.000 That's over him.
01:53:30.000 What the fuck?
01:53:31.000 Yeah, what the fuck?
01:53:32.000 And there's Joe in the background.
01:53:34.000 That's me.
01:53:34.000 That's my gig.
01:53:35.000 Wait, that's you in the background?
01:53:36.000 That's me.
01:53:36.000 I'm the commentator for the Ultimate Fighting Show.
01:53:38.000 Joe, you need to make more crazy faces during this show.
01:53:41.000 Yeah, I do.
01:53:42.000 When I don't do this or do stand-up comedy, I'm a commentator for cage fighting.
01:53:46.000 Oh, yeah?
01:53:47.000 Yeah.
01:53:48.000 So you're back there being like, this guy is fucking yoked.
01:53:51.000 He's going to smash that guy's head.
01:53:52.000 I'm announcing his official weigh-in.
01:53:55.000 I'm introducing him.
01:53:56.000 The former K1 Grand Prix Champion.
01:53:58.000 So you're like, this guy is officially yoked.
01:54:00.000 Well, I don't say that.
01:54:01.000 I call out the weight.
01:54:03.000 See, every fighter has to be introduced.
01:54:04.000 Wait, that's all you do?
01:54:05.000 No, no.
01:54:06.000 I was like, how hard is that?
01:54:07.000 You fucking loser.
01:54:08.000 Yeah, I was like, 265. I can say 265. That's one day.
01:54:11.000 And then the next day, I'm the commentator.
01:54:13.000 What I do is I explain the nuances of, you know, what's dangerous.
01:54:16.000 Being like, he is choking that guy to death.
01:54:18.000 No, like what he has to look out for, what's going to happen if he doesn't do that, what's going to happen.
01:54:24.000 You know, that's me at the Wayans.
01:54:26.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:29.000 It's a fan-made video.
01:54:31.000 People got silly because they took that one picture and they photoshopped it.
01:54:34.000 You know about Photoshop, right?
01:54:35.000 I've heard of that, yeah.
01:54:36.000 Out there in the woods.
01:54:38.000 I'm a little backward, you know.
01:54:40.000 If you can make it, it would be a trip.
01:54:42.000 It would freak you out.
01:54:43.000 It's going to be 15,000, 16,000 people completely sold out in Mandalay Bay Event Center.
01:54:48.000 It's going to be nuts.
01:54:48.000 It's kind of badass.
01:54:49.000 It's a wild thing to see live.
01:54:51.000 It is wild.
01:54:52.000 Because you're going to see the best martial artists on the face of the planet without a doubt.
01:54:57.000 I mean, there's a few other guys that won't be competing this Saturday night that are also the best.
01:55:01.000 But the examples of...
01:55:04.000 I think?
01:55:20.000 It's gonna be fucking...
01:55:21.000 It's on your site.
01:55:22.000 Oh my god!
01:55:23.000 So are you commentating for it?
01:55:24.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:55:24.000 That's my other job.
01:55:26.000 That's your real job?
01:55:26.000 It's one of my jobs.
01:55:27.000 I keep a bunch of jobs.
01:55:28.000 I'm like a Jamaican.
01:55:29.000 I try to keep like three or four jobs.
01:55:31.000 But these are all things that I'm drawn to.
01:55:35.000 Just much like your thing with the mountain climbing.
01:55:37.000 It probably seems unreal to you.
01:55:39.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:55:40.000 It would be another paradigm shifting moment for you to be at the UFC. To see how fucking crazy it could be.
01:55:46.000 If you can stay, please do.
01:55:47.000 Could I actually get in?
01:55:48.000 Fuck yeah!
01:55:49.000 Dude, I'll get you in front row.
01:55:51.000 Really?
01:55:51.000 I will get you front row at the UFC. I feel like it's a life experience.
01:55:53.000 I will make sure that you are...
01:55:55.000 I will have you sit behind me.
01:55:57.000 I will give you a seat right behind me for the UFC. You will be right there.
01:56:01.000 The cage, you can step forward and touch it with your hand if you want to.
01:56:05.000 Oh shit.
01:56:05.000 Yeah.
01:56:06.000 It'd be the nuttiest fucking thing you've ever seen in your life.
01:56:08.000 Are they going to get hurt?
01:56:08.000 Because I don't like seeing people get hurt.
01:56:09.000 Yeah, they're going to get hurt.
01:56:11.000 Listen, this is their job.
01:56:14.000 Their job is to try to hurt the other guy, and the other guy tries to hurt them.
01:56:17.000 But it's very scientific.
01:56:18.000 It's very technical.
01:56:20.000 I feel like it would be a good experience, though.
01:56:22.000 It's a great experience.
01:56:23.000 What it is is human competition, and it's one-on-one competition in its most difficult form.
01:56:29.000 You're using your body to try to submit and stop another person who's also using their body.
01:56:33.000 And that's all you have.
01:56:34.000 You have pads over your knuckles and your wits and your techniques and your conditioning and your training and your ability to overcome the pressure of the moment.
01:56:42.000 All those things.
01:56:43.000 It's gonna be fucking crazy!
01:56:45.000 Dude, I might just move my thing up.
01:56:47.000 You should go!
01:56:48.000 I mean, I'm just going to Mexico to go climb.
01:56:50.000 If you go, we'll fly in Brian and he'll fly in a couple of gals with loose morals and you'll have yourself a party.
01:56:56.000 Do you have anything going on this weekend, Brian?
01:56:58.000 You wanna go?
01:56:58.000 Sure.
01:56:59.000 It's on!
01:57:00.000 We just made a party!
01:57:02.000 We just brought in Brian, and you'll sit...
01:57:05.000 How about you sit next to him at the UFC? With a bunch of porn stars.
01:57:07.000 He'll give you booze, and he'll tell you where to get the good ecstasy.
01:57:11.000 Sweet.
01:57:12.000 We might ruin your climbing career, but trust me, you're going to have a memorable weekend.
01:57:16.000 If you can get me a sex game, I'll be super psyched.
01:57:19.000 He could definitely get you a sex candle.
01:57:21.000 All I have to do is fuck him and we'll fuck it.
01:57:22.000 Oh, I could do it, yeah.
01:57:22.000 And that would be a sex candle.
01:57:23.000 Well, with all these cameras in here, we could just do it right here.
01:57:25.000 We could do it right here.
01:57:27.000 Just clear off these salt lamps and put the deer antlers away.
01:57:30.000 We'll go climb the Luxor.
01:57:31.000 Yeah, you could climb the Paranormal.
01:57:33.000 That's a really low angle.
01:57:34.000 That seems kind of fruity.
01:57:35.000 Pretty easy?
01:57:36.000 Yeah.
01:57:37.000 That's hilarious!
01:57:38.000 I did it on Fear Factor where they climbed the Luxor.
01:57:40.000 No, they actually slid down it.
01:57:41.000 Slid down the Luxor.
01:57:42.000 Like a toboggan ride?
01:57:43.000 Yeah.
01:57:44.000 That seems dangerous.
01:57:45.000 It probably was.
01:57:46.000 There was quite a few things they did on Fear Factor that were dangerous.
01:57:49.000 Did you have a call in deciding what they did?
01:57:51.000 No, I did not.
01:57:51.000 You just commentated or whatever?
01:57:53.000 There was two times where I would have said no.
01:57:55.000 One time where they had to ride bulls.
01:57:57.000 I definitely was not into this.
01:57:59.000 Because you thought they could actually get killed?
01:58:00.000 Yes, they could have.
01:58:02.000 We had two different stunt coordinators.
01:58:04.000 There was this one guy from the beginning who was like, you know, they're badass dudes.
01:58:09.000 You know how you're looking at climbing?
01:58:11.000 Yeah, he's like, oh, that'll be fine.
01:58:12.000 Yeah, so this guy had been a stuntman his whole life.
01:58:15.000 His name was Perry, great guy.
01:58:16.000 And his attitude was like, yeah, I would do it.
01:58:19.000 I'll fucking do it.
01:58:20.000 If his idea was that they want to be on TV, they should do it too.
01:58:23.000 But I'm cool with a lot of that until it gets to animals.
01:58:27.000 Animals are very unpredictable.
01:58:29.000 And this thing was, they were going to ride these...
01:58:32.000 I mean, these bulls were fucking enormous.
01:58:34.000 I don't know if you've ever been right next to a riding bull before, but I was standing on the...
01:58:40.000 There's a platform next to where the cage is, and I'm looking down at the bull, and I'm like, no...
01:58:45.000 No fucking way.
01:58:47.000 There's no way I would get on that thing.
01:58:49.000 They're thousands of pounds and they're just bucking in there and you see his muscles and I go...
01:58:54.000 How long do they have to ride the bull?
01:58:55.000 They don't get to ride the bull very long because the bull fucking sends them into orbit within like three seconds.
01:59:01.000 A good rodeo guy tries to get to eight seconds.
01:59:05.000 It's not like there's a guy who can just do it all day long, like you can climb all day long.
01:59:10.000 No one can do that.
01:59:11.000 There's no one who's ever lived who rides a bull until the bull's tired.
01:59:15.000 It doesn't happen.
01:59:16.000 You go flying.
01:59:16.000 So it's a matter of...
01:59:18.000 How long does it take before you fail?
01:59:20.000 That's all it is.
01:59:21.000 It's like, try to succeed for as long as possible, but you can't win.
01:59:25.000 And then what keeps the bull from crushing you?
01:59:28.000 That's a good question.
01:59:28.000 They have rodeo clowns.
01:59:30.000 They have a bunch of different people that distract the bull.
01:59:32.000 But my beef was, the guy was like, well, these here are training clowns, or these are training bulls.
01:59:39.000 What does that mean?
01:59:40.000 He goes, well, they're not as aggressive.
01:59:41.000 I'm like, does that bull know he's a fucking training bull?
01:59:43.000 He doesn't know he's a training bull.
01:59:45.000 It's a bull!
01:59:45.000 So you're basing it on how he's thrown people off him in the past, how he's gonna throw these people off.
01:59:51.000 It's just some sort of a random calculation they make in their cowboy mind.
01:59:55.000 And so we put these people on it and they got launched.
01:59:59.000 Launched.
01:59:59.000 It was really scary.
02:00:00.000 One girl, it was really scary because she only weighed like 90-something pounds.
02:00:04.000 And she just, I mean, the bull, like, for one second she was on this bull.
02:00:09.000 And then she was literally flying through the air and the bull's kicking and the bull's foot just went right past her face.
02:00:16.000 And I was like, okay, if that bull kicked her face, it would crush every bone in her face, even though she has a helmet on.
02:00:21.000 It would still probably crush her helmet.
02:00:24.000 This is ridiculous.
02:00:25.000 And I think on that...
02:00:27.000 Who approved that shit?
02:00:28.000 NBC? Everybody that produced the show?
02:00:32.000 I think on that occasion, they essentially rolled the dice.
02:00:35.000 No one got hurt.
02:00:36.000 Everyone was fine.
02:00:37.000 But I think it was a lot of luck.
02:00:38.000 And then the other time was the donkey come.
02:00:41.000 That was the other time where I said, this is crazy.
02:00:43.000 You shouldn't do this.
02:00:44.000 I said, people don't want to eat cum, okay?
02:00:46.000 You can't just serve people cum.
02:00:48.000 I'm like, you're crossing some sort of, hey, hey, hey, you're putting out propaganda.
02:00:55.000 It's funny you say that, like what you were talking about earlier with the reality TV climbing stuff, people wouldn't follow me.
02:00:59.000 So I actually saw like a pitch for a climbing reality TV thing where they were going to- Put that down, son.
02:01:05.000 Put that down.
02:01:05.000 He bought me this photo.
02:01:07.000 He went to some AVN awards.
02:01:09.000 He goes, I brought you a present.
02:01:10.000 I'm like, oh, thanks, man.
02:01:11.000 It's this photo of guys with giant cocks in their tight jeans.
02:01:15.000 Oh yeah, I like that.
02:01:17.000 Anyway, so I saw a pitch for this climbing show where they were like, it was supposed to be Survivor meets Ultimate Fighter or something like that, but in a climbing sense.
02:01:28.000 And so it was going to take non-climbers and then professional climbers, and then we'd teach them to solo, and then we'd solo big walls, and it was this whole progression.
02:01:34.000 And I was like, how are you ever going to have a show where you take non-climbers and you solo walls with them?
02:01:39.000 You know, it's like, the liability is, you know, you're like, dude, that's retarded.
02:01:44.000 It is retarded.
02:01:45.000 And because...
02:01:46.000 Also, actually, I wrote back this scathing thing because they asked me for a casting call to you.
02:01:50.000 Can you take your email forwarded to me and I'll put it online?
02:01:53.000 I'm sure I could.
02:01:53.000 Please do.
02:01:54.000 We do that?
02:01:54.000 We do that?
02:01:55.000 I can't look for it, yeah.
02:01:56.000 Send it to me.
02:01:57.000 People would want to see it.
02:01:57.000 Well, I was like, what the heck?
02:01:59.000 I was like, you might as well just have gladiators butchering each other on TV because you're basically just going to be watching Carnage.
02:02:04.000 I mean, because people will actually die.
02:02:07.000 Yeah, no question.
02:02:07.000 That's kind of messed up.
02:02:08.000 Yeah.
02:02:09.000 And I was like, well, nobody wants to see someone actually die, you know?
02:02:12.000 It's so funny that you say that, but yet this is what you do every day.
02:02:17.000 You're like, people will actually die, but you do that.
02:02:20.000 And you know that you won't.
02:02:21.000 Because I spent 17 years preparing for it.
02:02:22.000 How much time would they need to be conditioned before they could do anything?
02:02:25.000 Well, it depends how easy it was.
02:02:26.000 I mean, if it was something ultra easy, I would just take any relatively fit person and take them out with a lot of supervision.
02:02:31.000 And, you know, if it's like a really easy solo.
02:02:34.000 Would you have a bunch of dudes at the bottom holding a sheet by each corner?
02:02:37.000 Exactly.
02:02:38.000 No, like, you know, like my ex-girlfriend, I mean, I took her up a handful of really, really easy.
02:02:43.000 This is kind of like extreme hiking, you know?
02:02:45.000 Right.
02:02:45.000 But, like, you know, I'd be soloing right next to her.
02:02:47.000 She's, you know, taking her time, and you're kind of, like, talking her through it.
02:02:50.000 And you're like, oh, you're good, you're good.
02:02:52.000 You know, so, I mean, like, a really fit, like, normal person.
02:02:54.000 And then you get to the top and give her some of that.
02:02:56.000 You know, something like that.
02:02:57.000 That's how to do it, son.
02:02:58.000 Yeah.
02:02:59.000 You're all freaked out, full of adrenaline.
02:03:01.000 Woo!
02:03:01.000 I bet that's a wild ride.
02:03:03.000 Yeah.
02:03:03.000 Yeah.
02:03:03.000 Do you have to choose her or the mountain?
02:03:05.000 Like, did you have to get in that situation?
02:03:07.000 It's either me or the mountain!
02:03:08.000 Oh, that kind of shit.
02:03:11.000 Listen, that's important.
02:03:12.000 That's a good question.
02:03:13.000 Honestly, that was actually kind of...
02:03:15.000 Yeah, that's about it.
02:03:16.000 Did that happen before?
02:03:17.000 Was there ever a girl who was like, I can't do this?
02:03:19.000 Well, she wasn't like, me or the mountain.
02:03:20.000 But yeah, I mean, those are basically the issues.
02:03:22.000 Like, you're way too much.
02:03:23.000 You're not, like, involved enough.
02:03:25.000 Whatever.
02:03:26.000 Yeah.
02:03:27.000 It's always that way.
02:03:28.000 It's always chicks.
02:03:29.000 They want you.
02:03:29.000 They're greedy.
02:03:30.000 Yeah.
02:03:30.000 Once you give them some good dick, they want you all the time.
02:03:33.000 I don't know if that was my problem.
02:03:34.000 It wasn't a problem?
02:03:35.000 Probably not.
02:03:37.000 You know, but...
02:03:38.000 You were doing your best, though?
02:03:40.000 I was trying super hard.
02:03:41.000 I'm sure you tried super hard.
02:03:42.000 Thanks for being honest with us, bro.
02:03:44.000 Listen, Kat, dude, you're a fascinating guy.
02:03:46.000 I think what you're doing is really very unusual, and I'm always glad when I meet someone who's doing something completely different.
02:03:55.000 You know, different than me.
02:03:56.000 It's one of the coolest things about this podcast is that we can sit down with people that, I mean, I probably would never meet you in real life.
02:04:03.000 I mean, maybe we exchange emails, but to be able to sit down face-to-face with you and have this sort of conversation.
02:04:08.000 For whatever reason, it only exists because of a medium to display it.
02:04:12.000 It's really interesting.
02:04:14.000 I think it's just important, I think, for a human being to realize there's a lot of different ways to be a person.
02:04:21.000 A lot of different people out there.
02:04:23.000 You probably would not be happy if you were A singer in a band.
02:04:27.000 Oh my god, it'd be horrible.
02:04:29.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:04:30.000 Nobody else would be happy either.
02:04:31.000 They'd be like, oh no.
02:04:33.000 But you know what I'm saying?
02:04:34.000 Some people, that's their dream.
02:04:35.000 They're in front of the mirror with a hairbrush.
02:04:38.000 It's funny you say that.
02:04:39.000 Actually, I got invited to speak at my old high school to tell the kids.
02:04:44.000 Don't climb rocks.
02:04:45.000 No, I was in this gifted and talented type program where everybody goes and becomes a doctor or whatever.
02:04:50.000 And they invited me there to speak to tell the kids that they don't have to go to college, that if they want, they can just go and live their dream and do their thing and whatever.
02:04:56.000 So it was actually super satisfying for me to go back to my old high school to be like, look, kids.
02:05:00.000 Where was this?
02:05:00.000 Where was this high school?
02:05:02.000 Mariloma, just like a high school in Sacramento.
02:05:05.000 Wow.
02:05:05.000 What a cool program.
02:05:07.000 I mean, well, it's the International Baccalaureate.
02:05:09.000 It's kind of like AP program, but kind of like high-end, like...
02:05:11.000 You know, academic program.
02:05:13.000 So this is not specific to that area?
02:05:15.000 This is a national program?
02:05:17.000 Well, the program is national, but the one that is in that specific high school is quite good, and they do really well nationally and everything.
02:05:23.000 And it's just where I went to high school.
02:05:25.000 So one of my old teachers asked me to come back and tell the kids that even though your parents are expecting you to become a doctor, you don't have to.
02:05:31.000 You can just follow your dream, travel the world, do what you love to do, that kind of thing.
02:05:35.000 It was very satisfying to go back and have that talk after having gone through the program and been like, oh, I need to go to university.
02:05:42.000 I've got to get my degree.
02:05:43.000 And be like, you know what?
02:05:44.000 I mean, I think that's great.
02:05:45.000 And I really value education.
02:05:48.000 But sometimes you just got to do what you love to do.
02:05:50.000 Yeah, I value education as well, but I completely agree with you.
02:05:53.000 And I had the same issues coming out of high school.
02:05:55.000 I went to college just so that people didn't think I was a loser.
02:05:58.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:05:59.000 Exactly.
02:06:00.000 I was competing in Taekwondo tournaments back then.
02:06:03.000 There was obviously no money in that either.
02:06:04.000 But that's all I wanted to do.
02:06:06.000 And so I had to figure out some way to not be a loser.
02:06:09.000 So I started going to college while I was doing it.
02:06:12.000 All I was doing was fucking up my training.
02:06:13.000 Just taking away time that I could be napping.
02:06:16.000 And then I could be napping.
02:06:18.000 Well, when you're training that hard, when you're training for Taekwondo tournaments especially, I didn't party at all when I was in high school.
02:06:26.000 A couple of times, randomly, I had gotten drunk at a party over my entire high school career.
02:06:32.000 Maybe smoked pot twice or something like that.
02:06:34.000 But for the most part, throughout high school, I was terrified that I was going to get killed in a tournament and smashed.
02:06:40.000 So all I was doing was just eating healthy and drinking water and trying to sleep as much as possible and training like a demon.
02:06:47.000 So that feeling of being out of high school, I'm like, there's no future in this.
02:06:53.000 I was like, what am I doing?
02:06:55.000 This obsession doesn't go anywhere.
02:06:57.000 It eventually worked out, though.
02:07:00.000 But the feeling that I had, that feeling of uncertainty, I think it's so important to let other people know that you had that same feeling.
02:07:09.000 It's so important to do what you did and get in front of those kids and go, listen, Nobody has a map of where the fuck you're supposed to go.
02:07:17.000 You could go anywhere.
02:07:18.000 And there's a lot of different ways to make a living.
02:07:20.000 And if you see someone who's doing something, whether they're an author or a painter or they're flying planes, whatever it is, if someone's doing it, you can do it too.
02:07:31.000 It can be done.
02:07:32.000 Or you can do your own thing.
02:07:33.000 Or even if nobody's doing it.
02:07:34.000 Even if no one's doing it, you can be like, that is what I want to do, and god damn it, I'm going to do it.
02:07:38.000 As long as it's logical.
02:07:39.000 Unless someone needs to take you to a doctor and tell you you're fucking crazy and you can't actually fly.
02:07:44.000 There's a little of that.
02:07:46.000 But, you know, all extreme examples aside, I think it's so important to do that.
02:07:51.000 It's so important to give kids...
02:07:54.000 I mean, how many times in your life have you seen something that was inspiring, that sort of, like, pushed you and, like, give you, like, this feeling of confidence?
02:08:03.000 Like, it's like, oh, okay, that guy did that.
02:08:05.000 God, this world is kind of nutty.
02:08:07.000 There's a lot of different rooms for crazy shit.
02:08:09.000 I think a guy like you is, like, a really important example of that.
02:08:13.000 Yeah, maybe.
02:08:14.000 What did it feel like to do that speech?
02:08:16.000 Did you shit your pants when you were up there?
02:08:18.000 Did you get nervous?
02:08:18.000 No.
02:08:19.000 I mean, I'm talking to high school kids.
02:08:20.000 You can't be that nervous.
02:08:22.000 You know, they're all like 16, all trying to get laid.
02:08:25.000 Except they're never going to, because they're all like little...
02:08:28.000 They're all nerds?
02:08:29.000 Yeah.
02:08:29.000 That's where Brian comes in.
02:08:31.000 Porn stars.
02:08:32.000 As long as they're willing to do this on film, we can get them all laid.
02:08:35.000 This is not a problem.
02:08:36.000 I don't think that's really the school to recruit for...
02:08:38.000 For porn?
02:08:39.000 No.
02:08:40.000 See, you say that, but...
02:08:41.000 They've got sticky hands.
02:08:42.000 They all want to get laid, so I don't see what you're saying.
02:08:44.000 As long as their penises and vaginas work, I think we've got a problem.
02:08:47.000 There you go.
02:08:48.000 And we can solve it.
02:08:50.000 Right, Brian?
02:08:51.000 Yes.
02:08:52.000 That could be something that could derail the career of an aspiring person, though.
02:08:57.000 You get too much high-end pussy at a young age.
02:09:00.000 It's like winning the lottery, you know?
02:09:02.000 Because if you won the lottery, you're like, why would I work?
02:09:05.000 Why would I be inspired to go do things?
02:09:07.000 Yeah, totally.
02:09:08.000 I have this free money.
02:09:09.000 I'm going to play Xbox until I die.
02:09:10.000 Yeah, it can kill motivation.
02:09:12.000 I think that also can happen if you fuck above your head at a young age.
02:09:16.000 Thankfully I never had that problem.
02:09:18.000 It could ruin you.
02:09:18.000 I'm still extremely motivated.
02:09:21.000 It could ruin you.
02:09:22.000 If you got a hold of some Tara Patrick type chick when you were 18 years old, do you really think you could survive that?
02:09:28.000 That girl would wreck you.
02:09:29.000 That would be all you'd think about.
02:09:30.000 You'd be on those climbing peaks and instead of thinking of your next foothold, you'd be thinking of her mouth on your penis and then it could get really problematic.
02:09:39.000 You wouldn't be focused.
02:09:40.000 You wouldn't keep your eyes on the prize.
02:09:42.000 The thrill of getting to the top but somehow or another would be dwarfed.
02:09:45.000 By the thrill of her mouth.
02:09:47.000 Yeah.
02:09:48.000 The memory of...
02:09:49.000 The thrill of the knowledge that you know.
02:09:51.000 All you have to do is get in the same room with her and shut the door and you'll be having sex with her.
02:09:55.000 Is that all it takes?
02:09:56.000 No.
02:09:57.000 She was your girlfriend.
02:10:00.000 I think she's actually married now.
02:10:01.000 I didn't use her as an example because she has loose morals.
02:10:06.000 She's a good friend of yours.
02:10:07.000 She's a very nice person.
02:10:09.000 We've met her before.
02:10:11.000 She's very nice.
02:10:11.000 But she's married.
02:10:12.000 She's got a baby and everything.
02:10:13.000 So I don't think you can fuck her.
02:10:14.000 But I'm saying if you did when you were 18...
02:10:16.000 Yeah, it'd be a disaster for your future productivity.
02:10:19.000 It could be, right?
02:10:20.000 How do you jerk off when you're in a tent and you're in the middle of nowhere?
02:10:25.000 Do you just save it until you get back to civilization?
02:10:28.000 Don't you do the same thing you do at home?
02:10:30.000 In a tent?
02:10:31.000 Out there hiking?
02:10:33.000 Yeah, I mean, why not?
02:10:34.000 I don't think I jerk off in tents.
02:10:36.000 I say that.
02:10:36.000 It's waterproof.
02:10:37.000 If you lived in a tent, you'd jerk off in a tent.
02:10:39.000 Yeah?
02:10:40.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:10:41.000 Just gets to a certain point where you're like, alright, I gotta just do this.
02:10:43.000 Just for maintenance.
02:10:44.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:10:45.000 You gotta keep the pipes clean.
02:10:46.000 But it's all on memory.
02:10:48.000 Do you bring, like, porn on a phone or something like that?
02:10:51.000 Set it up?
02:10:51.000 You could, but memory is kind of the way, I think.
02:10:54.000 Or drawing it.
02:10:56.000 Cave paintings.
02:10:57.000 Cave paintings.
02:10:58.000 Have there ever been pornographic cave paintings they've ever found?
02:11:01.000 I'm sure there must be.
02:11:02.000 Well, I mean, yeah.
02:11:05.000 It's interesting the idea that these cave paintings represented reality.
02:11:09.000 Because there's a lot of weird shit that they drew.
02:11:11.000 A lot of UFOlogists and Bigfoot people look to as proof of the fact that these people experienced that.
02:11:19.000 All right.
02:11:20.000 Imagine if you looked at all of human art.
02:11:23.000 It's pretty sketchy proof.
02:11:23.000 Yeah.
02:11:23.000 Sketchy.
02:11:24.000 Sketchy.
02:11:25.000 So, like, get it.
02:11:26.000 So, like, you know, what?
02:11:27.000 There was a real Mickey Mouse?
02:11:29.000 Like, Mickey Mouse is real because there's a drawing of Mickey Mouse?
02:11:31.000 Like, that doesn't make any sense.
02:11:32.000 Like, there was these guys I watched Finding Bigfoot.
02:11:35.000 We've had the Bigfoot hunter Bobo on the show before.
02:11:39.000 Fascinating conversation.
02:11:40.000 Is he legit?
02:11:41.000 He's, like, honestly hunting Bigfoot?
02:11:43.000 Yes.
02:11:44.000 I mean, he's legit in the sense that he's honestly hunting Bigfoot.
02:11:47.000 Does he really think there's a Bigfoot?
02:11:48.000 Oh, yeah.
02:11:48.000 He believes he's had experiences.
02:11:50.000 Yeah.
02:11:51.000 Is he a weirdo?
02:11:52.000 He's a little weird.
02:11:53.000 Yeah.
02:11:53.000 He could benefit from Brian's program as well.
02:11:56.000 Brian's, you know, whatever.
02:12:02.000 But his life is dedicated to finding Sasquatch.
02:12:05.000 Apparently he saw it once or twice or something like that.
02:12:09.000 He goes on these expeditions and they go looking for places where, you know, people...
02:12:13.000 What's...
02:12:14.000 A lot of fuckery involved, but the reason people keep going is because there was an animal called Gigantopithecus that lived as recently as 100,000 years ago that was an 8-foot to 10-foot tall bipedal primate.
02:12:26.000 An enormous animal that coexisted with humans.
02:12:30.000 You know, just like we drew bully mammoths, this is a real animal.
02:12:34.000 So when they have these cave paintings and drawings of this big, tall, hairy thing, it may very well have been something that existed and died off because it lived in Asia.
02:12:45.000 And much like people came to North America following the Bering Strait, it also could have done the exact same thing.
02:12:51.000 They think it's really possible, especially because of the density of the forest in the Pacific Northwest.
02:12:56.000 In fact, Jane Goodall, the primatologist, she's pretty certain that there's an actual undiscovered primate living in the Pacific Northwest.
02:13:05.000 She said she believes 100%.
02:13:06.000 She said, I'm absolutely certain, or something like that.
02:13:09.000 I forget her exact quote.
02:13:10.000 But I thought, coming from a primatologist like her, that's something to be considered.
02:13:14.000 But it also could be romantic...
02:13:17.000 Confirmation bias.
02:13:18.000 You know, she could just be psyched about monkeys.
02:13:20.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:13:21.000 Hoping there's a big one out there.
02:13:22.000 Exactly.
02:13:23.000 She finger blasts herself to sleep every night thinking about this big ape being real.
02:13:26.000 Catch him, please.
02:13:27.000 Prove me right.
02:13:29.000 And that's how she...
02:13:30.000 Maybe not.
02:13:31.000 I don't think I've ever heard anybody talk about Jane Goodall in a sexual sense.
02:13:35.000 That's how I got in trouble in science class.
02:13:37.000 There was a woman who was this science teacher.
02:13:43.000 There was a kid who was a high school quarterback who was a really smart kid.
02:13:47.000 He was very charming and charismatic.
02:13:49.000 And he would flirt with all the teachers to try to get better grades.
02:13:52.000 So I got to class early, and I drew a picture of him banging her, and she was screaming out, do it to me monkey style, like my hero, Jane Goodall.
02:14:04.000 I got in trouble for that.
02:14:08.000 I can see that.
02:14:09.000 Yeah.
02:14:10.000 Before I became a comedian, most of my comedy ideas were expressed from cartoons because I was sort of a drawer.
02:14:18.000 I drew a lot.
02:14:19.000 I was an illustrator when I was young.
02:14:21.000 I drew a lot of comic book type stuff.
02:14:22.000 And so I would draw teachers doing something fucked up and get in trouble.
02:14:27.000 I drew this one teacher.
02:14:28.000 She used to wear a lot of makeup.
02:14:29.000 So I drew her without her makeup and she was a werewolf.
02:14:32.000 That's fucking stupid.
02:14:33.000 But they suspended me for that.
02:14:36.000 Some shit that you would get on the internet every day and you would laugh at it.
02:14:39.000 You would L-O-L. L-U-L-Z. But back in the day, yeah, back in the day, got in trouble.
02:14:47.000 Bastards.
02:14:48.000 Did you get in trouble at all in high school?
02:14:49.000 No.
02:14:50.000 You were a good kid?
02:14:51.000 I never got less than an A. Never got less than an A in anything?
02:14:54.000 Nope.
02:14:55.000 Wow.
02:14:56.000 I graduated with like a 4.7 or something.
02:14:58.000 That's amazing.
02:14:59.000 And you went from there to college and just like, this is just not stimulating enough.
02:15:04.000 Yeah, I just wasn't interested, you know?
02:15:06.000 I was like, I would rather be homeless.
02:15:08.000 Wow.
02:15:10.000 Do you anticipate keeping this lifestyle until you die?
02:15:14.000 Traveling, living in a van, climbing whenever you can?
02:15:17.000 Yeah, well, maybe not the full-time travel until I die.
02:15:21.000 Just because at some point I'm sure I'll want to settle down.
02:15:24.000 Do you think you'll ever move up to a mobile home?
02:15:27.000 No, I'll probably get a real house at some point.
02:15:29.000 At some point in time?
02:15:30.000 Yeah.
02:15:30.000 The thing is, it's hard to find a place that I'd want to live full-time.
02:15:33.000 You ever been to Boulder?
02:15:34.000 Yeah, I have.
02:15:35.000 Boulder is actually, that's like the heart of climbing in the U.S. A bunch of climbing companies are based there.
02:15:39.000 Is it really?
02:15:39.000 And there's so much climbing on the Front Range there that like, yeah, that's like, that's the heart of U.S. climbing.
02:15:44.000 Yeah, when I was there, someone died.
02:15:46.000 Someone fell off one of those flat faces.
02:15:48.000 In Eldo.
02:15:49.000 Is that where it was?
02:15:49.000 Eldo Otter Canyon, probably.
02:15:50.000 Yeah.
02:15:51.000 Was it?
02:15:51.000 People, I mean, a handful of people died there every year, probably.
02:15:53.000 Every year, huh?
02:15:54.000 Seems like it.
02:15:55.000 And do you guys look at those people as just people that are just inexperienced, shouldn't have been there?
02:15:59.000 Well, no, generally there's a different, I mean, there's a publication every year, Accidents in North American Mountaineering, and it's just a list of every accident that happened over the year, and they have analysis and causes.
02:16:08.000 Some accidents you read and you're like, what an idiot.
02:16:11.000 What have you ever read?
02:16:15.000 The first thing that comes to mind that I've always found is totally comedic is on Half Dome.
02:16:19.000 There's this long horizontal traverse where you basically walk across this little tiny ledge.
02:16:24.000 It's like the photos, I don't know if you've seen any on the internet, but there's a classic photo of me standing on this little tiny ledge and it looks all crazy.
02:16:30.000 If you don't place protection across the length of the ledge and you fall, you're going to just swing.
02:16:36.000 It's just like a pendulum straight across.
02:16:38.000 And there's a corner at the other end of it.
02:16:39.000 So if you swing the distance, you're just going to swing into this corner and just get totally messed up.
02:16:44.000 And so I read an accident of a Korean woman climbing, going big walling or whatever.
02:16:49.000 It's like their first wall.
02:16:51.000 And she gets up there and she takes out the piece of protection and is like, well, I'm going to take the swing.
02:16:55.000 Rather than crawling across the ledge or whatever, she just takes the swing, augers into the corner, breaks both her ankles.
02:17:03.000 What an idiot.
02:17:04.000 Imagine holding onto a rope swing and looking at a brick wall and being like, I'm going to swing into that wall with a 90 degree angle.
02:17:14.000 So you read an accident like that and you're like, what was she thinking?
02:17:17.000 Because it's simple.
02:17:17.000 Any kid would be like, this looks like it's going to be a Terrible idea, you know?
02:17:22.000 I mean, it's pretty simple physics, you know?
02:17:24.000 But then, at the other end of the spectrum, you see accidents where it's just, like, some totally safe family man or something, and, like, you know, an ice pillar collapses on him, like, say, winter climbing or something, because that happens a lot when people are ice climbing.
02:17:36.000 Things just collapse or whatever.
02:17:38.000 And you just get hit with ice and you're dead.
02:17:39.000 Yeah.
02:17:39.000 Or, like, rock fall or something.
02:17:41.000 Or like freaking the head of Knowles, I think, you know, the National Outdoor Leadership School, like the outdoor program.
02:17:47.000 He was climbing some peak in Montana or Wyoming or somewhere and tourists up on top were throwing rocks off the top like, oh, we're on top.
02:17:53.000 And he got hit by a rock and died.
02:17:55.000 Oh, God.
02:17:56.000 And like you hear that kind of an accident and you're like, that just sucks because, I mean, you feel bad for the dude on top though too because you're like...
02:18:02.000 How could he know?
02:18:03.000 And the rock had poop on it.
02:18:04.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:18:05.000 It's a big old rock full of poop.
02:18:06.000 Yeah, it's you.
02:18:06.000 You're hurling rocks into your piss.
02:18:08.000 You ever thought about that?
02:18:09.000 Good point, Brian.
02:18:10.000 You ever thought about that?
02:18:11.000 No, for sure.
02:18:12.000 You say, hey there down below, I'm about to throw my shit and it's attached to a rock.
02:18:16.000 Yeah.
02:18:17.000 Is everyone cool with this?
02:18:18.000 It's super poor form to throw rocks.
02:18:19.000 I mean, shit pudding is actually strongly discouraged.
02:18:22.000 But generally, that only happens early morning when it started during the night and then you have to poo and then whatever and you assume there's nobody there.
02:18:29.000 Have you ever had any weird wildlife experiences?
02:18:31.000 Mountain lions, bears, anything like that?
02:18:33.000 I mean, I've had bears eat my backpack a couple of times.
02:18:36.000 Really?
02:18:37.000 Yeah, photos on my phone of a bear eating my backpack.
02:18:40.000 But that happens in Yosemite all the time because the bears are so desensitized to humans that they're used to interacting.
02:18:46.000 There's been a few deaths in Yosemite recently.
02:18:49.000 Not from bears?
02:18:49.000 Yes, there has.
02:18:50.000 Yeah, there's been two very recently.
02:18:52.000 How recently?
02:18:53.000 Really recently.
02:18:54.000 People getting killed by a bear?
02:18:56.000 Yeah.
02:18:56.000 Are you sure?
02:18:57.000 I'm absolutely positive.
02:18:58.000 Because people died from a hantavirus this last season.
02:18:59.000 I'm absolutely 100% positive.
02:19:01.000 Yosemite...
02:19:02.000 In the winter?
02:19:03.000 Grizzly bear.
02:19:04.000 Hold on.
02:19:04.000 There are no grizzlies in California.
02:19:06.000 They're black bears.
02:19:08.000 Yosemite is not just California, though, right?
02:19:10.000 Oh, you're talking about Yellowstone.
02:19:12.000 Oh, did I say Yosemite?
02:19:14.000 Okay.
02:19:14.000 Yeah, okay.
02:19:14.000 In Yellowstone, there are grizzlies, and they probably did get killed by bears.
02:19:17.000 Yosemite, grizzly, yeah.
02:19:19.000 There's California...
02:19:22.000 They killed the last grizzly.
02:19:23.000 Yellowstone grizzly kills hikers.
02:19:25.000 Yeah, it's Yellowstone.
02:19:26.000 It's Yellowstone.
02:19:27.000 Yellowstone recently.
02:19:28.000 I confused the two of them together.
02:19:29.000 No, that makes sense.
02:19:32.000 So they killed off all the bears.
02:19:34.000 They had grizzlies in Yosemite and they killed them.
02:19:37.000 In the state flag of California or whatever, it's a grizzly bear, but they killed the last grizzly in like 1850 or something.
02:19:42.000 Yeah.
02:19:44.000 The last California, it says it here, that they were killed.
02:19:48.000 That's fascinating because they know that polar bears travel long distances.
02:19:58.000 Do grizzly bears ever try to come from places that they don't?
02:20:03.000 I don't think so.
02:20:04.000 They have to walk across Nevada.
02:20:07.000 Is that what it would be?
02:20:08.000 Nevada is kind of a grim place to walk across.
02:20:10.000 There's a lot of desert.
02:20:13.000 Because they know that mountain lions have made that trip, which is really kind of creepy.
02:20:18.000 It's really interesting.
02:20:19.000 Mountain lion pressure has changed because they don't hunt them.
02:20:24.000 1922 was the last time a grizzly was killed in California.
02:20:27.000 The Sierra Foothills in 1922. The last one.
02:20:29.000 The mountain lions are hunted in Nevada, but in California they don't hunt them anymore.
02:20:36.000 So they've started moving from Nevada into California.
02:20:39.000 It's really interesting.
02:20:40.000 It's like they've sort of figured out that there's no hunting pressure in California.
02:20:44.000 Actually, I was just reading this article about urban animals, about small predators like foxes and coyotes and stuff adapting to urban environments.
02:20:51.000 And how there's footage of a coyote going to an intersection, looking both ways, and then crossing the road.
02:20:56.000 Because basically animals learn the same way anybody else does.
02:21:00.000 It's pretty funny stuff to think about a little fox living in a skyscraper and using the streets just like anybody else.
02:21:07.000 Yeah, it is interesting.
02:21:08.000 They've got a bunch of coyotes that they have tagged that are living in Chicago.
02:21:14.000 That was actually the example, the article I was reading was about Chicago.
02:21:19.000 Yeah, isn't that nice?
02:21:20.000 I mean, I think there's like 60 of them.
02:21:22.000 They eat the rats and all that shit.
02:21:24.000 It's really weird.
02:21:25.000 But they have track of them.
02:21:27.000 I think they have radio bands on them and stuff.
02:21:30.000 Yeah, all the bears in Yosemite are tagged.
02:21:33.000 Are they with all of them?
02:21:35.000 Well, I mean, except for little cubs and stuff.
02:21:37.000 But yeah, they tag the bears each season.
02:21:39.000 So, Yosemite is California.
02:21:41.000 Yellowstone is part of its California.
02:21:43.000 No.
02:21:44.000 No?
02:21:44.000 It's just Wyoming?
02:21:45.000 Yellowstone is Wyoming.
02:21:46.000 I don't know if it's the surrounding states, but it's Wyoming.
02:21:48.000 And that has bears.
02:21:50.000 They have grizzlies.
02:21:50.000 That has grizzlies, yeah.
02:21:51.000 You ever go up there hiking?
02:21:53.000 I mean, I have as a tourist and as a kid and stuff.
02:21:55.000 And the Tetons, Grand Teton National Park is also adjoining Yellowstone.
02:22:00.000 So the Yosemite bears that attacked your bag were just black bears?
02:22:03.000 Yeah, they're just little black bears.
02:22:04.000 They just eat your food and stuff.
02:22:05.000 They don't really attack people.
02:22:07.000 No.
02:22:07.000 I don't think anyone's ever been attacked by a bear in Yosemite.
02:22:09.000 Really?
02:22:10.000 I mean, they're cute little bears.
02:22:12.000 I mean, they're totally...
02:22:12.000 I mean, they're cuddly looking.
02:22:14.000 But it's just that they're around people so much that they get used to it and then they eat your shit.
02:22:17.000 It's kind of annoying.
02:22:19.000 Yeah, when you see people feeding bears out of their car...
02:22:23.000 You want to punch them in the face.
02:22:24.000 Yeah, that's a real problem.
02:22:26.000 You don't see that in Yosemite.
02:22:28.000 Is that Yellowstone where they do that?
02:22:30.000 Maybe.
02:22:31.000 Did you ever see that video?
02:22:32.000 It's one of those faces of death videos where a guy got out of the car to take photos with a grizzly and they were feeding the bears.
02:22:42.000 Was he like an Asian tourist or something?
02:22:44.000 He must have been completely retarded.
02:22:46.000 I don't know what his deal was, but there's a video of the guy.
02:22:48.000 He's in the car.
02:22:49.000 Oh, yeah.
02:22:50.000 You've got a fucking mall in front of everybody while they're filming it.
02:22:53.000 They wanted to take pictures of him out there feeding the bears.
02:22:56.000 The bears saw him and they're like, bitch.
02:22:59.000 Yeah, it's like, why take the little piece of meat when I can take the whole piece of meat?
02:23:02.000 That's pretty messed up.
02:23:03.000 Yeah, people don't understand how dangerous grizzlies are.
02:23:06.000 They think that just because they can be in their car and throw the stuff out the window that somehow or another you can stand outside the car like a guy who's really ballsy.
02:23:14.000 Thinks he could go out there and do that.
02:23:15.000 But that's a lot of meat to, like, dangle in front of them.
02:23:18.000 Like, you look like meat, man.
02:23:20.000 They know that.
02:23:21.000 You smell like meat, for sure.
02:23:22.000 Have you seen the video?
02:23:24.000 Did we show that video, Brian, of the guy in Antarctica who's in the grizzly box?
02:23:29.000 Wait, in the Arctic, you mean?
02:23:30.000 Not Antarctica.
02:23:33.000 He's in the Arctic, and he's in a polar bear plexiglass-like box.
02:23:40.000 Did we show that?
02:23:41.000 Yeah.
02:23:42.000 Did he just get worked by bears?
02:23:44.000 No, no, no.
02:23:44.000 He went up there on purpose.
02:23:46.000 We'll pull it up for you just so you can take a look at it.
02:23:48.000 Yeah, but he's in like an armored case.
02:23:49.000 Yeah, it's an upcoming documentary that they filmed that they designed this piece of equipment, this structure, just specifically so this guy could be dropped off there and have these bears try to get at him.
02:24:03.000 Well, he's like sitting there while this enormous polar bear is like chewing at it and sniffing it and opening his mouth and trying to bite it.
02:24:12.000 It's so terrifying when you're watching it because it seems like it's kind of intense.
02:24:16.000 Oh, it's so intense.
02:24:17.000 Well, they can't get in.
02:24:19.000 They designed it well.
02:24:20.000 The bear cannot get in.
02:24:21.000 But there's like spots where, you know, like air slots.
02:24:24.000 Yeah.
02:24:24.000 And when it gets to the air slot, it's like...
02:24:27.000 And then it opens its mouth and it's trying to bite it.
02:24:30.000 It can't quite, but it's so big.
02:24:33.000 I didn't understand for whatever reason.
02:24:36.000 I knew they were big, but it takes seeing it next to a person to really conceptualize like, oh...
02:24:43.000 Oh, God.
02:24:45.000 I mean, it's like 12 feet tall.
02:24:46.000 It's unbelievably big.
02:24:48.000 And this guy's in there, and this thing has just got its arms around the box, and it's trying to bite it, and it's trying to figure out where the fuck it is.
02:24:54.000 Here it is.
02:24:55.000 Look at that box that this guy's in.
02:24:58.000 And he's up there just chilling around for this...
02:25:01.000 What is the BBC? I'll give it a plug so that people know what it is.
02:25:05.000 Is it the BBC? Yeah, it's a BBC documentary, Polar Bear.
02:25:09.000 It's from Gordon Buchanan.
02:25:13.000 Gordon Buchanan, what is the name of the show?
02:25:16.000 It's a nature documentary.
02:25:18.000 Yeah.
02:25:20.000 Oh my god.
02:25:22.000 He's right here.
02:25:24.000 Hey there.
02:25:26.000 Look at this motherfucker.
02:25:27.000 The bear's nose is thousands of times more powerful than mine.
02:25:32.000 It's gathering information before it approaches, like it would when stalking a seal.
02:25:38.000 My scent is strongest at the weakest point, the door after my head.
02:25:51.000 Imagine that door open.
02:25:52.000 It's systematically trying from all angles.
02:25:55.000 Look at the size of it.
02:25:56.000 Being this close, I get an appreciation for what this animal is.
02:26:00.000 It is one of the most powerful animals on the planet, one of the most intimidating animals on the planet, and one of the few animals that actually see us as food.
02:26:12.000 I wonder how that guy got signed up.
02:26:14.000 The bear's nose has led it to a gap.
02:26:18.000 You can sniff me.
02:26:19.000 Gosh, I could have actually touched his nose.
02:26:39.000 If you haven't seen this video, folks, you've got to go online and just watch it.
02:26:44.000 This is just a clip.
02:26:45.000 The video is...
02:26:48.000 I believe it airs...
02:26:50.000 Oh, okay, it aired already.
02:26:51.000 It's called The Polar Bear Family and Me.
02:26:54.000 It aired Monday, January 7th.
02:26:56.000 On BBC2, but you can find it online, and you've got to see it just to see how fucking insane that animal is.
02:27:03.000 I want to watch the rest of that.
02:27:04.000 I'm totally engrossed.
02:27:05.000 That was amazing.
02:27:06.000 Well, I would imagine that a guy like you that's so into thrills, that would be...
02:27:10.000 Well, I'm not into getting eaten by bears.
02:27:12.000 I'm not saying that you'd want to do it, but that would be fascinating to you.
02:27:16.000 Yeah.
02:27:16.000 That's pretty hardcore.
02:27:18.000 Yeah.
02:27:18.000 Have you ever had to climb anything in ice?
02:27:21.000 Actually, I went ice climbing for the first time last week in Salt Lake.
02:27:24.000 Oh, really?
02:27:24.000 Yeah.
02:27:25.000 What did you climb?
02:27:25.000 Like where a waterfall is or something like that?
02:27:27.000 Is that what it's called?
02:27:27.000 Ice climbing?
02:27:28.000 Yeah, basically.
02:27:29.000 It's like a water course, and ice builds up.
02:27:33.000 So what we did was called the Great White Icicle, but it's almost like a steep wall-slash-gully that forms up with a lot of steps of ice.
02:27:42.000 So you climb a little cliff of ice, and then you go up a steep snow slope, and then another ice cliff, and whatever.
02:27:47.000 Is that real unpredictable?
02:27:48.000 Uh, yeah.
02:27:50.000 Yeah, it can be.
02:27:51.000 I would think that there's a lot- For sure it's much less predictable than rock, you know, because it's constantly, like, changing temperature and, you know- Do pieces fall off and hit you or anything like that?
02:28:00.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:28:00.000 Really?
02:28:01.000 Ugh, shit.
02:28:01.000 That's part of the reason I've never been that into it.
02:28:03.000 I think it's kind of sketchy.
02:28:04.000 So you just- sketchy.
02:28:06.000 So you just did it as a- just like, fuck it, let me just do this.
02:28:10.000 Well, just to learn how, basically.
02:28:13.000 Because I'm pretty sure I might be doing some trips to, like, Alaska or something this year to climb bigger granite rock faces.
02:28:19.000 But the thing is, when you go to places like that, I mean, it's still climbing, like, a big granite wall, which is what I normally do, but then on top there'll be, like, some sections of ice or whatever.
02:28:26.000 And you have to at least be comfortable, like, hiking in your crampons and things like that.
02:28:29.000 So I was like, well, I've got to at least learn how to use all this gear, you know?
02:28:32.000 So I went out and practiced.
02:28:34.000 Do you have any desire to do Everest?
02:28:36.000 I don't know.
02:28:36.000 I mean, if somebody would pay for the trip, I probably would, just for like the life experience.
02:28:40.000 But it's definitely not like a climbing thing.
02:28:42.000 Actually, somebody posted some rant that you had maybe from stand-up comedy or something about making fun of people on mountains, which I was like, you know, fair enough.
02:28:49.000 The Everest one.
02:28:50.000 Yeah, totally.
02:28:51.000 I have to.
02:28:52.000 You know, it's material.
02:28:53.000 I mean, well, the thing is climbers make fun of that stuff, too, because like what people do in Everest is so far removed from actual climbing that it's like, you know, they don't even compare really.
02:29:01.000 It's more of a hike, right?
02:29:03.000 Well, yeah, it's like, yeah, it's a hike, but I don't know if it was your rant or another one, but I mean, you're basically hiring Sherpas to do all the actual climbing for you.
02:29:10.000 And then, you know, if you're like a conventional Western client, whatever, you know, I mean, you're basically shuttled up a mountain.
02:29:16.000 It's like, I don't know.
02:29:20.000 Yeah.
02:29:20.000 Actually, so I climbed Kilimanjaro like that with my girlfriend and, well, my then girlfriend in September.
02:29:26.000 And just as kind of like a tourist vacation, you know, like, oh, it'll be fun.
02:29:31.000 And it was my first experience with people, like, carrying all your stuff for you and setting up your tent for you and doing all the work.
02:29:36.000 And I was like, dude, this is pretty, it's pretty freaking funny.
02:29:38.000 I mean, I felt weird about it, but like, I mean, it is a vacation.
02:29:41.000 I can see why people would do that for, you know, to feel extreme because you're like, oh, I climbed the biggest mountain in Africa, but it was like a dude brewing me tea every day and setting it up for me.
02:29:51.000 You know, but as far as like going somewhere with a girlfriend, you know, I was like, oh, it's a pretty legit vacation.
02:29:55.000 It was cool.
02:29:55.000 And we got to see more of Africa, you know?
02:29:57.000 That's like full service camping.
02:29:58.000 Yeah, no, it was.
02:29:59.000 It was like, I was like, dude, this is as good as I live at home or better, you know?
02:30:04.000 I was like, this is pretty legit, you know?
02:30:07.000 That's fascinating, man.
02:30:08.000 Listen, dude, you live an amazing life.
02:30:10.000 It's really awesome.
02:30:11.000 And I really appreciate you taking the time to come in here and sit down and shoot the shit with us.
02:30:15.000 It was fascinating and intriguing.
02:30:18.000 And thank you and best of luck to you and stay healthy.
02:30:22.000 And I would love to have you come back here and do this again, man.
02:30:24.000 I'm sure people love you.
02:30:26.000 We love to hear your stories.
02:30:27.000 If you want to do that thing with Brian, he's down.
02:30:29.000 This weekend, are you going to come to the UFC? Is it on?
02:30:31.000 Maybe.
02:30:31.000 Maybe I'll ask you about it.
02:30:34.000 This is a rare opportunity.
02:30:35.000 This doesn't happen that often where you're going to be in the same place.
02:30:38.000 I think I might actually.
02:30:39.000 We're going to have to do this.
02:30:40.000 We'll talk about it.
02:30:41.000 We'll talk about it.
02:30:42.000 Thank you very much.
02:30:42.000 Really appreciate it.
02:30:43.000 Alex Honnold, ladies and gentlemen, please follow him on Twitter.
02:30:46.000 It's Alex Honnold, H-O-N-N-A-L-D. OLD. OLD. I'm sorry.
02:30:52.000 Don't go to that ALD because that's a different dude.
02:30:54.000 Yeah.
02:30:54.000 That guy's getting bombed on right now.
02:30:56.000 What the fuck?
02:30:56.000 I don't even climb.
02:30:57.000 Yeah.
02:30:58.000 H, spell it for everybody.
02:30:59.000 H-O-N-N-O-L-D. H-O-N-N-O-L-D. Thank you very much, man.
02:31:04.000 Follow Brian, Redband, R-E-D-B-A-N. And you probably already follow me, or you probably already follow Brian, too, so whatever.
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02:31:44.000 Tomorrow we have Tim Ferriss.
02:31:47.000 So we will see you guys all tomorrow.
02:31:49.000 Tim Ferriss has some really crazy cool shit to tell us and he's a fascinating and really unique individual.
02:31:54.000 So if you've never heard of him, he's the author of The 4-Hour Workweek, The 4-Hour Body, and just a brilliant dude and a great guy.
02:32:01.000 So we'll see him tomorrow and we'll see you tomorrow.
02:32:03.000 And that's it.
02:32:04.000 Can I see a big kiss?
02:32:06.000 Thank you.