The Joe Rogan Experience - February 06, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #323 - "Freeway" Rick Ross


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 51 minutes

Words per Minute

193.04657

Word Count

21,470

Sentence Count

2,086

Misogynist Sentences

63


Summary

On this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the boys are joined by a special guest. This week's guest is none other than Rick Ross, AKA The Real Rick Ross. Rick is a rapper, singer, songwriter, and all-around entertainer. He has been in and out of court for the past few weeks and has been dealing with a lot of drama. On this episode, we talk about how he deals with it, what he's been up to, and what it's like to be in the public eye in this day and age. We also talk about what it s like being a rapper in 2019, and how he s dealing with the pressures of being a public figure in the music industry. And, of course, there s a little bit of everything else. Joe also talks about his relationship with his daughter and how she s doing great in her first year of college and what she s going to do in the future. This episode is brought to you by Onnit. Use the code: DEAL10 at checkout to get 10% off any and all Onnit products. Onnit is a performance company that makes the best health, wellness, and fitness supplements you can find. They sell the best in the market! and they also make the best kettlebells you ll ever need! Joe Rogans Experience Podcast is a podcast where he talks about all things fitness, health, nutrition, and life in general. Enjoy! -Joe Rogan Podcast - Episode 14 - Episode 15 - Episode 16 - Episode 17 - Rick Ross - The Real Rapper - The Jerks - The real Rick Ross (Rick Ross (featuring: Rick Ross) - The Not-Rapper, The Not Rapper, the Not-RApper, the Real Rick Rake & the Not Rakey Rapper , and the not-rapper Rick Ross - the Real Rakeys DJ Khilio Brian and Brian Rogan Show - Episode 20 - Episode 18 - Episode 19 - Episode 21 - Episode 22 - Episode 26 - Episode 23 - Episode 28 - Episode 24 - Episode 2 - Episode 25 - Episode 4 - Episode 3 - Episode 5 - Episode 6 - Episode 7 - Episode 8 - Episode 13 - Episode 9 - Episode 10 - Episode 11 - Episode 12 - Episode 27 - Episode 1 - Episode of the Joes Experience Podcast -


Transcript

00:00:03.000 What?
00:00:04.000 Again?
00:00:05.000 Another podcast, ladies and gentlemen?
00:00:07.000 What more could they possibly have to say?
00:00:09.000 Have they not run out of shit to say?
00:00:12.000 Right.
00:00:13.000 We kind of have, a little bit.
00:00:15.000 Yeah.
00:00:16.000 I feel like I have to go out a lot and do stupid shit just to have stories, but then I can't tell the stories because then it will get me in trouble.
00:00:24.000 Yeah, I feel like, well, I'm the exact opposite.
00:00:26.000 I feel like I need to stay home and read shit.
00:00:29.000 You're out there trying to fuck up your life with the Super Aids.
00:00:32.000 This episode of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast is brought to you by Onnit.com.
00:00:38.000 Right now, we're waiting for Rick Ross, the not-rapper Rick Ross, the real Rick Ross.
00:00:44.000 And I think he's caught up in some court thing.
00:00:49.000 Is it because of the Rick Ross thing that he's in court?
00:00:51.000 Because of the rapper thing?
00:00:52.000 Some other shit?
00:00:54.000 And he's on his way over here, so when he gets over here, we're going to have him on.
00:00:58.000 But for now, it's just me and Brian.
00:01:01.000 Yeah.
00:01:01.000 Keeping it sexy.
00:01:03.000 Yeah.
00:01:03.000 Go to Onnit.com, use the code Dean Brogan, save 10% off any and all supplements.
00:01:09.000 I've done this commercial so long, so many times, there's no way to do it any differently.
00:01:15.000 But if you've never heard it before, Onnit is...
00:01:19.000 I want to call it a performance company.
00:01:22.000 Didn't somebody say that's a good way to describe it?
00:01:25.000 It's essentially a company based on selling you all the best health, wellness, and fitness supplements available.
00:01:32.000 The best shit we can find.
00:01:34.000 And sell it to you at a very reasonable rate.
00:01:37.000 And sell it to you in a way where we're not trying to rip anybody off.
00:01:41.000 We want to make sure that people who try these products know that the only reason why we're selling them is because we use them ourselves.
00:01:47.000 This is the best shit that's available.
00:01:49.000 We have a 100% money back guarantee on your first order of 30 pills.
00:01:53.000 For the first 90 days, you don't even have to return the product.
00:01:57.000 Just say you don't like it.
00:01:58.000 Say it sucks.
00:01:59.000 And you get your money back.
00:02:00.000 No one is trying to rip you off.
00:02:01.000 The stuff that we're selling you is the best as far as performance and physical performance.
00:02:06.000 It's Cordyceps Mushroom Supplement.
00:02:07.000 It's called Shroom Tech Sport and it's amazing.
00:02:10.000 One of the best supplements I've ever used for energy and for workouts, for intense workouts.
00:02:17.000 Alpha Brain is the best combination of cognitive enhancing supplements we could find.
00:02:23.000 And that's what we did.
00:02:24.000 We just took the best shit available and what's the most recent science on this stuff.
00:02:30.000 And we try to sell you the best supplements that we can get.
00:02:33.000 We sell kettlebells now and battle ropes.
00:02:35.000 All things that I think are the best pieces of equipment as far as for strength and conditioning.
00:02:42.000 They're some of the best exercise equipment you can have.
00:02:44.000 Kettlebells are amazing.
00:02:46.000 If you've never done it before, there's a hundred videos online.
00:02:49.000 You can, you know, on YouTube.
00:02:51.000 There's also, we have Keith Weber's Extreme Kettlebell Cardio workout DVD for sale.
00:02:59.000 And we're actually going to make our own.
00:03:01.000 I want to take people through one of my fucking savage kettlebell routines.
00:03:05.000 You get to see what kind of crazy shit I do.
00:03:07.000 Fuck that noise.
00:03:08.000 You can do it.
00:03:09.000 You don't have to do it, but you can do it.
00:03:11.000 But we sell all shapes, different sizes.
00:03:14.000 I think we have over 100 pounds, but the ones I use are between 35 and 70. Is the people that order over the 100 pound ones, do you track these people?
00:03:25.000 Are you getting in touch with these people?
00:03:27.000 You are now lead lieutenant of the Joe Rogan Army?
00:03:32.000 Got to keep those people in close proximity.
00:03:35.000 They're the ones who can do extreme physical things.
00:03:37.000 You're like a Google of warriors.
00:03:38.000 That's what you're doing here at Onnit, aren't you?
00:03:40.000 We're trying to put together the strongest human beings possible.
00:03:43.000 We're trying to help people become as strong as possible.
00:03:45.000 Look, having a strong body is fucking awesome.
00:03:48.000 If you don't think it is...
00:03:50.000 It's because you've never had a strong body.
00:03:52.000 Like, when someone can give you a jar of mayonnaise and always know that you're going to be the guy that opens that bitch, when you have to pick something up and you can because your body can do it, you don't have to call somebody and, oh man, I need some help, oh fuck.
00:04:04.000 No, you can just hoist it up yourself because your body works really good.
00:04:07.000 I don't know why anybody wouldn't want that.
00:04:10.000 To me, that is a really weird sort of a distinction that people have made where they try to separate intelligence from physical performance.
00:04:18.000 And that somehow or another, well, I spend my time being intelligent.
00:04:21.000 I don't have any time for physical performance.
00:04:24.000 But yet you exist in the same world that I do.
00:04:27.000 I know this world.
00:04:28.000 This world is very physical.
00:04:29.000 And for you to not enhance your physical body makes me think you're dumb.
00:04:33.000 You're dumb in some way.
00:04:35.000 No.
00:04:35.000 If your physical body worked better, your life would be enhanced.
00:04:41.000 Unless your physical parts are just like laying on the couch and podcasting and fucking.
00:04:50.000 You're a very rare example.
00:04:53.000 I don't need to be fit to lay down.
00:04:54.000 If you did though, don't you think you'd have more energy?
00:04:57.000 You'd fuck those girls better to stick around longer.
00:04:59.000 That's what those boner pills are for, dog.
00:05:01.000 You don't need to do anything.
00:05:03.000 You just take one of those boner pills.
00:05:03.000 They can't take it anymore.
00:05:05.000 Do you remember what Tim Ferriss said, though?
00:05:06.000 He gives them acid reflex.
00:05:08.000 Remember what Tim Ferriss said, though, about there's no biological free lunch?
00:05:12.000 You're paying for that.
00:05:13.000 For you to get those crazy super boners from these boner pills.
00:05:17.000 I gotta think that somewhere on the other end of that...
00:05:20.000 Well, what it does is it makes all your blood go to your dick, right?
00:05:23.000 I consider that helping the flow of blood throughout your body more accurately.
00:05:28.000 Efficiently.
00:05:29.000 You're right, actually.
00:05:30.000 In fact, they actually use whatever the fuck the active ingredient in protafidil or whatever the fuck it is in Viagra as a performance-enhancing supplement.
00:05:39.000 I believe it's banned now by Olympic committees.
00:05:42.000 Why?
00:05:43.000 Well, because it has a very similar response to these nitric oxide supplements, which are all the rage.
00:05:52.000 Some of them are actually fucking dangerous.
00:05:55.000 That Jack 3D, people die on that shit.
00:05:58.000 A woman just died.
00:05:59.000 She was a marathon runner in London.
00:06:03.000 Like 26 years old.
00:06:04.000 Takes some Jack 3D, runs a marathon.
00:06:07.000 Boom!
00:06:07.000 Her ticker just fucking blows.
00:06:10.000 And if she was laying on the couch watching fucking TV, she would still be alive.
00:06:14.000 That's what I'm trying to say.
00:06:15.000 Like, look at this guy.
00:06:16.000 This Bode Miller on it.
00:06:18.000 Bode.
00:06:18.000 Bode.
00:06:19.000 Bode.
00:06:20.000 Bode Miller.
00:06:21.000 He's like a famous skier.
00:06:23.000 I know.
00:06:23.000 Look at that shit.
00:06:24.000 Can you imagine doing that shit?
00:06:25.000 I could, but man, I have a friend, a very good friend who was on the U.S. ski team, Dr. Steve.
00:06:31.000 Right.
00:06:32.000 He's called on the show before when we were explaining the cyborg physique, the female cyborg, and how is that possible.
00:06:40.000 But Dr. Steve was on the US ski team, and he has massive fucking scars all over his legs.
00:06:47.000 He's had, I believe, some insane number, like 25, 26 surgeries on his knees.
00:06:54.000 Incredible.
00:06:55.000 The covers of his knees...
00:06:57.000 Where his cartilage is, was so chewed away that they resurfaced it with like, it looks like steel.
00:07:03.000 I mean, I don't know what it is.
00:07:04.000 It's like some shiny metal.
00:07:06.000 I don't know whether it's titanium or what the fuck it is, but they resurfaced the caps of his fucking bones.
00:07:11.000 So he doesn't have bone on bone contact anymore.
00:07:14.000 So this cap sits on the bone and it just, they roll together.
00:07:18.000 He's got like everything in his knees fucked.
00:07:21.000 He's had everything replaced.
00:07:22.000 Like just last year he had another ACL operation.
00:07:25.000 I mean, it's just over and over and over again.
00:07:27.000 This guy...
00:07:28.000 So when I see skiing, that's what I see.
00:07:30.000 Yeah.
00:07:31.000 I see knees.
00:07:32.000 Yeah, I say, hey, laying on the couch, this would not happen.
00:07:35.000 So this is what I'm saying.
00:07:36.000 I say balance, my friend.
00:07:38.000 There's a balance in everything.
00:07:39.000 I've had a few operations.
00:07:40.000 My body works great, though.
00:07:41.000 You only have so many heartbeats, Joe, and the more you use them...
00:07:44.000 That's not true.
00:07:45.000 It is true.
00:07:45.000 No, it's not true.
00:07:46.000 Yeah, it is.
00:07:47.000 Do you think that fat people's hearts just beaded extra fast and that's why they died off quick?
00:07:51.000 Yeah.
00:07:52.000 No, it's being obese.
00:07:53.000 Your body's not...
00:07:54.000 It's just not healthy.
00:07:56.000 Well, imagine if you did, if you actually did only have a certain amount of heartbeats.
00:08:01.000 That was the key.
00:08:02.000 The key was just like...
00:08:03.000 Just staying calm.
00:08:07.000 But then what about good movies?
00:08:09.000 What about blowjobs?
00:08:10.000 What about a lot of shit that gets your heart rate up?
00:08:12.000 Well, that's okay, but if you spend an hour a day doing it times 50, that's a lot of heartbeats.
00:08:18.000 Instead of getting a quick blowjob, that's...
00:08:22.000 You mean an hour a day of exercise, hardcore exercise, as opposed to your regimen of sitting around.
00:08:27.000 Just like a blowjob in TV. Don't you think, though, you would have better performance in this?
00:08:35.000 Performance podcasting?
00:08:36.000 In your life?
00:08:37.000 I just have to move my face a lot.
00:08:39.000 So you're just happy with your body just doing the minimum amount and get you from point A to point B? Yeah, because I don't want a thousand knee surgeries.
00:08:46.000 I don't want fucking ringworm on my asshole.
00:08:49.000 I don't want fucking any of that shit.
00:08:51.000 I want to be clean and luxurious for women so that they will want to fuck you.
00:08:58.000 Don'tbescaredhomie.com, okay?
00:09:00.000 You're a fucking pussy.
00:09:02.000 Don't be scared of a little ringworm on your butthole.
00:09:06.000 Brody Miller.
00:09:08.000 Bodie.
00:09:08.000 Bodie Miller.
00:09:10.000 Yeah, looking at that guy skiing is kind of fucked.
00:09:12.000 He looks like a fucking Tron guy.
00:09:14.000 Yeah, it doesn't even look real.
00:09:15.000 He looks like a ninja.
00:09:16.000 How fast do you think he's going to?
00:09:17.000 Probably like 50 or 60 fucking miles an hour, right?
00:09:20.000 Dude.
00:09:20.000 Look at his poles all bending and shit.
00:09:23.000 I know.
00:09:23.000 Silly.
00:09:24.000 That's trippy.
00:09:24.000 That's ridiculous.
00:09:26.000 Doing that on mushrooms?
00:09:26.000 He must be fucking flying right there.
00:09:31.000 I snowplow, and I don't ever go that fast.
00:09:34.000 The scariest thing for me is seeing people that are doing those things where they drop them off a helicopter on a snowboard, and they go down the side of a fucking mountain.
00:09:43.000 Those guys are animals.
00:09:46.000 Sometimes they get caught in avalanches, and the avalanche is behind them as they're coming down.
00:09:53.000 It's terrifying to watch.
00:09:54.000 That's why you guys have this strong bone and joint.
00:09:59.000 Why is there no G at the end of that?
00:10:01.000 Because that's the actual active ingredient.
00:10:03.000 It's called strong.
00:10:05.000 Yeah, I don't have my computer in front of me.
00:10:07.000 I google you the ingredients.
00:10:10.000 I forgot to bring my laptop.
00:10:12.000 Do you want to borrow one?
00:10:14.000 Yeah.
00:10:14.000 I don't know.
00:10:15.000 I got a mini.
00:10:16.000 I'm not sure.
00:10:16.000 Yeah, maybe.
00:10:17.000 Just in case I need to Google some shit.
00:10:19.000 Because I do often times talk out of my ass and I like to correct myself.
00:10:24.000 Let's see if there's battery here.
00:10:27.000 Anyway, go to Onnit.com and check out the full range of supplements.
00:10:30.000 And again, use the code name ROGAN. You'll save yourself 10% off.
00:10:33.000 That doesn't apply to the fitness equipment because we literally sell it as cheap as humanly possible.
00:10:39.000 As far as I know, we have the cheapest battle ropes that you can get on the internet.
00:10:42.000 And that's another great workout piece of equipment that I've been using.
00:10:46.000 Who else sells battle ropes?
00:10:48.000 I thought you guys were doing it.
00:10:49.000 There's other guys, I'm sure.
00:10:51.000 People that are really into strength and fitness.
00:10:55.000 I want to start bringing in a few other things.
00:10:58.000 I'm thinking maybe different things to do chin-ups with.
00:11:02.000 Chin-ups, I think, are a very important part of working out as well.
00:11:05.000 I'm thinking maybe even some of those softball handles where you grab a softball and do chin-ups with it.
00:11:10.000 It's really great for your grip.
00:11:12.000 Mm-hmm.
00:11:12.000 You know, like, so you can have, like, our boy Alex Honnold get that kind of grip.
00:11:17.000 You can scale buildings and shit.
00:11:19.000 See what I'm saying?
00:11:20.000 Yeah.
00:11:20.000 Yeah.
00:11:21.000 Hey.
00:11:22.000 Dr. Lazar.
00:11:24.000 Laser.
00:11:25.000 Laser.
00:11:26.000 Do these kind of bookshelves even exist anymore where you have, like, old books and stuff?
00:11:30.000 Because now it's just, like, you know, a touch of gray or whatever and stuff.
00:11:32.000 Right.
00:11:33.000 It's not that classy looking, but...
00:11:34.000 Yeah, old dudes love that look.
00:11:36.000 That look of the shiny outside of the book of the most likely you never fucking read.
00:11:41.000 They love that shit.
00:11:42.000 And that's shit like Pinocchio, right?
00:11:44.000 Yeah.
00:11:44.000 This is like Pinocchio and Jaws.
00:11:46.000 Yeah, quite honestly, I trust you way less if I go over to your house and you have a lot of that shit.
00:11:50.000 If you have books like that, I really will think that you're a manufactured person.
00:11:55.000 What are you reading?
00:11:56.000 Oh, Peter Pan.
00:11:57.000 That's nice.
00:11:57.000 Well, it's not even that.
00:11:58.000 It's like, look at how those books look.
00:12:01.000 I mean, like, who is this guy?
00:12:03.000 What the fuck are you buying?
00:12:04.000 Where are you buying these?
00:12:06.000 Are you just getting this all as a big set that makes you look classy?
00:12:10.000 What is this?
00:12:10.000 I bet there's some secrets in these books.
00:12:13.000 Some of them are guns.
00:12:14.000 I bet you open it up with these fucking guns and they're cut out.
00:12:17.000 Every one of them's got a gun in it.
00:12:19.000 He looks reptilian.
00:12:20.000 Could you imagine if every one of his fucking books is actually just a gun holder and this whole time he's smiling and then one day someone goes to pick up the book and they pick up the wrong one and a gun falls out and they're like, what the fuck?
00:12:34.000 Then they realize the dude had a hundred guns and he was just super compulsive and he collected handguns and put them inside books.
00:12:41.000 That's why nobody wants to ever read those books.
00:12:44.000 If you have one of those shiny books with the old style binding that's real super fancy, you have one of those on your shelf, who the fuck's going to pick that up and read it?
00:12:53.000 Even a robber's not going to read that.
00:12:56.000 No one will ever touch it.
00:12:58.000 This is subliminal of big penises right here.
00:13:01.000 The only way someone's going to touch that is if you left a little kid in the room by himself.
00:13:05.000 That's the only way those books are getting touched.
00:13:07.000 But a grown adult?
00:13:08.000 Dude, that's like DNA. When you reverse him, he becomes satanic and then all that shit becomes DNA. Well, this is rude because this guy works for Onnit.
00:13:20.000 Obviously, he's not really a reptilian, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:23.000 He's world-renowned.
00:13:27.000 Neurophysicist.
00:13:27.000 You shouldn't do this to his image, dude.
00:13:29.000 Dr. Laser, he's here.
00:13:30.000 Hey, fuckhead.
00:13:31.000 My books.
00:13:31.000 This guy works for Haunted.
00:13:33.000 I know.
00:13:33.000 You probably shouldn't do this to him.
00:13:35.000 He's giggling.
00:13:35.000 What if he gets mad?
00:13:36.000 He's happy about it.
00:13:37.000 You don't know about that.
00:13:38.000 You can't do that.
00:13:39.000 Whoa, look at this picture.
00:13:41.000 That's not him.
00:13:42.000 Anyway, scan on to who he really is.
00:13:44.000 Yeah, who's that guy?
00:13:45.000 That's another guy.
00:13:46.000 That's funny.
00:13:47.000 That's a fake pass.
00:13:48.000 That's a fake ID. That's not his ID. That guy's got a big mark.
00:13:54.000 That's a list.
00:13:55.000 Is that a Photoshop?
00:13:57.000 Did you just Photoshop this?
00:13:58.000 No, I promise you.
00:14:00.000 No, that is hilarious.
00:14:01.000 Maybe that's what he used to look like.
00:14:03.000 But then they said, on it said, listen, man, for the DVD, you can't look like a biker.
00:14:07.000 We're going to do an interview with you.
00:14:09.000 We need you to really dress up, Dr. Laser.
00:14:11.000 We've got to analyze this better.
00:14:14.000 I don't have the technology.
00:14:16.000 Cue the music.
00:14:17.000 All apologies to the good doctor.
00:14:20.000 We were just joking around.
00:14:21.000 And we appreciate his...
00:14:24.000 He's a neurosurgeon, this gentleman.
00:14:26.000 And he is a big fan of AlphaBrain.
00:14:29.000 And he's got a fat Rolex.
00:14:30.000 Look at that watch.
00:14:31.000 Pretty sporty.
00:14:32.000 Alright, go to Onnit.com.
00:14:34.000 That's O-N-N-I-T. Use the code name ROGAN and save yourself 10% off any and all supplements.
00:14:39.000 Our apologies to Dr. Laser.
00:14:41.000 I love you, Dr. Laser.
00:14:43.000 He's just messing around.
00:14:44.000 This guy, he's wacky.
00:14:46.000 But you get to love him, trust me.
00:14:48.000 Right now, I know it's weird.
00:14:49.000 He's tenuous, but trust me, he's a good dude.
00:14:52.000 Alright, cue the podcast, you dirty fuck.
00:14:54.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:14:56.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:14:58.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night!
00:15:01.000 All day!
00:15:04.000 Powerful Brian Redman.
00:15:06.000 It's just you and me, buddy.
00:15:08.000 We haven't done one of these for a while.
00:15:09.000 I know, it's crazy.
00:15:10.000 You got a mini for me?
00:15:10.000 You got a little laptop?
00:15:12.000 Oh yeah, I gotta get the charger.
00:15:14.000 Oh, okay.
00:15:16.000 We're waiting for Freeway Rick Ross, I should say.
00:15:20.000 I say Freeway Rick Ross because we have to make the distinction between him and the guy who's the rapper who calls himself Rick Ross, who says he got his nickname through some other...
00:15:32.000 He's got some wacky...
00:15:34.000 Explanation for why he has the same name as this guy who was once an actual huge drug dealer who was actually involved unbeknownst to him to the whole Iran-Contra scandal.
00:15:47.000 Because back when the CIA or whoever the hell it was was illegally selling drugs in Los Angeles to fund covert operations overseas that they didn't want to get approval for, it's really kind of crazy shit.
00:16:02.000 This guy was involved in that.
00:16:04.000 Unbeknownst to him, he was just out there slanging.
00:16:08.000 He was just out there slanging and didn't realize that he was making so much money because he was...
00:16:13.000 Sort of in cahoots with Uncle Sam.
00:16:15.000 Or not even Uncle Sam.
00:16:16.000 Just, you know, corrupt aspects of Uncle Sam.
00:16:21.000 I mean, I'm sure...
00:16:22.000 You can't say all of Uncle Sam's corrupt.
00:16:24.000 That would be pretty douchey.
00:16:26.000 Do you think we got to Ari yesterday?
00:16:27.000 I think we did.
00:16:28.000 Yeah, I kind of felt bad.
00:16:30.000 You felt bad?
00:16:31.000 Why?
00:16:31.000 Because it seemed like...
00:16:34.000 It very reminded me of just, how are you thinking like this?
00:16:39.000 Like, oh shit, maybe we should have done this off the air because maybe this is like he's going through some shit.
00:16:46.000 Maybe he's smoking too much weed.
00:16:47.000 Maybe he's fucking...
00:16:49.000 What if he is smoking just mad amounts of weed from real?
00:16:52.000 Well, he definitely is, but I don't think it's that.
00:16:54.000 I just think it's a matter of...
00:16:57.000 Ari's a very smart guy.
00:16:59.000 And when you're a smart person and you see something that's really stupid, you can have a really adverse reaction to it where it gets illogical.
00:17:08.000 And he's allowing himself to get illogical.
00:17:11.000 And he's allowing himself to get upset at those people.
00:17:14.000 And the end result is you're not really being victimized.
00:17:18.000 Yes, you're losing a little bit of the privacy of what you bring on board, but we understand that and we know we're going to do that.
00:17:25.000 But I think Ari had to re-look at it, and I think once he did, he started seeing it a different way, which shows you how smart he is to know that he can get caught up in a fucked up way of thinking.
00:17:36.000 But it's just, that can happen to you.
00:17:39.000 You can get caught up in a fucked up way of thinking, and it's not beneficial, and it's not the only way you could look at it, but it seems like it is at the time.
00:17:47.000 At the time, it just seems like the way to go.
00:17:50.000 And you're like, no, fuck that.
00:17:51.000 But really, when you look at all this shit to be pissed at, that's not up there.
00:17:57.000 Yeah, and you could tell he was kind of realizing it.
00:18:01.000 So near the end of it, you could tell he was second-guessing himself.
00:18:04.000 Yeah.
00:18:05.000 Well, you know, his point about the seats, playing seats makes more sense, but it's still...
00:18:10.000 Yeah.
00:18:11.000 Ari's a good dude.
00:18:12.000 He really is a good person.
00:18:14.000 He's just got, you know, he's got a little bit of anger that comes out of him sometimes when it comes to certain things.
00:18:19.000 And when he gets angry about something, like, it's very hard for him to look at any other point of view.
00:18:25.000 But that's super common.
00:18:26.000 You know, I used to have that a lot.
00:18:29.000 I used to have a real problem.
00:18:31.000 Once I got angry about something, I could never think that it was my fault.
00:18:36.000 That it started in the first place.
00:18:37.000 I always would try to justify it for myself.
00:18:40.000 And then I had to look at that.
00:18:42.000 I'm like, wait a minute.
00:18:42.000 Why am I making excuses for this?
00:18:46.000 Look at this for what it actually is.
00:18:47.000 What actually is going on there?
00:18:50.000 It's very hard to do.
00:18:51.000 And a lot of people are bad at it.
00:18:54.000 And it doesn't mean that you're a bad person.
00:18:56.000 It means you can get caught in a fucked up way of thinking.
00:18:59.000 And so you'll just snap, you know?
00:19:01.000 And for Ari, it could have been something else.
00:19:03.000 It could have been a girl problem.
00:19:04.000 It could have been...
00:19:05.000 Who knows?
00:19:05.000 It could have been a little bit on edge.
00:19:07.000 And then you get in front of somebody, and then they do something that you think is just so stupid.
00:19:12.000 Just fucking stuff.
00:19:13.000 And then before you know it, you don't even know what you're doing.
00:19:16.000 You're just yelling at someone, and you're not...
00:19:18.000 You're not taking a big deep breath and going, what is this really?
00:19:22.000 How much of an inconvenience is this?
00:19:24.000 How much should I be reacting?
00:19:26.000 What is really going on here?
00:19:27.000 I see a bunch of people doing their job and the ultimate goal is to stop planes from blowing up.
00:19:33.000 But once you're there, once you're at 10, like he was, like he was yelling at them and shit.
00:19:39.000 He was at 10. He was at the point where I was going, God damn it, I'm going to have to get a fucking lawyer.
00:19:46.000 I'm going to have to call a lawyer.
00:19:47.000 How do I get a guy out of jail?
00:19:49.000 I've never had to get somebody out of jail.
00:19:51.000 So if Ari gets arrested, I'm like, fuck, what do I have to do here?
00:19:55.000 You know?
00:19:56.000 He seems like he needs to get back into doing jiu-jitsu.
00:19:59.000 Like, he seems like he has these rage issues, you know, like in the past with, you know, like Bobby Lee and with all that other stuff.
00:20:06.000 I think it would certainly help him if he had some sort of serious exercise, but I don't think he's really into it.
00:20:13.000 He does basketball.
00:20:15.000 I know he does that like once a week or something like that.
00:20:17.000 Yeah, but not basketball with black guys.
00:20:19.000 Basketball with black guys.
00:20:22.000 He plays basketball with little comics.
00:20:24.000 He plays basketball with cigarette smokers.
00:20:26.000 Right.
00:20:27.000 Yeah, it's so true.
00:20:28.000 It's so true.
00:20:29.000 That basketball's a joke.
00:20:31.000 What kind of cardio do those fucks have?
00:20:36.000 Yeah, I think Mervis.
00:20:38.000 I don't know if you know Mervis.
00:20:38.000 He's this big guy that plays one of the Capital One commercial Vikings.
00:20:43.000 He's on the basketball team also.
00:20:45.000 This guy's a huge guy.
00:20:47.000 Oh, that's funny.
00:20:48.000 The Capital One Vikings commercial.
00:20:50.000 You know, like, what's in your wallet?
00:20:52.000 Do you buy things based on cool commercials?
00:20:55.000 Do you ever do that?
00:20:58.000 No, but it really tells me like, hey, like Sonos.
00:21:03.000 I don't know if you know what Sonos is.
00:21:04.000 This is a company that has this Bluetooth speaker and it sounds amazing.
00:21:08.000 I bought them for my whole family for Christmas.
00:21:10.000 It's just this little Bluetooth speaker.
00:21:11.000 You go on your iPhone.
00:21:13.000 Yeah, I have it.
00:21:14.000 Yeah, it's great.
00:21:16.000 It's really small, like a rectangle, right?
00:21:18.000 Yeah, it's like a little box.
00:21:20.000 There's a little blue in the center of it.
00:21:21.000 I just got it.
00:21:23.000 It's great.
00:21:23.000 It's one of my favorite things ever, especially in your bedroom.
00:21:27.000 What was I talking about now?
00:21:29.000 Oh, you're so high.
00:21:29.000 Look at you.
00:21:30.000 What were we just talking about?
00:21:31.000 I know.
00:21:33.000 Bluetooth?
00:21:34.000 I don't know.
00:21:34.000 Oh, shit.
00:21:35.000 What?
00:21:36.000 Commercials.
00:21:36.000 Buying something?
00:21:37.000 Oh, they have a really cool commercial.
00:21:39.000 As an example, I was like, what is this Bluetooth speaker?
00:21:42.000 And I went on Amazon, read some reviews and stuff like that.
00:21:45.000 And it kind of made me go, well, if they have such a cool commercial, they are a cool company because they have a cool marketing company.
00:21:52.000 Well, they have a cool advertising company that they hired.
00:21:55.000 Right.
00:21:55.000 I mean, have you ever gone to someone's website and you know they suck, but the website's awesome?
00:21:59.000 Yeah.
00:21:59.000 Then you just hired somebody cool.
00:22:01.000 Right.
00:22:01.000 Exactly.
00:22:01.000 They figured it out.
00:22:02.000 Yeah.
00:22:03.000 But there's certain ads where, like, you know, out of respect, you know, you see the ad and you buy shit.
00:22:10.000 Like, I know somebody who buys Geico because she thinks the Geico ad is hilarious.
00:22:16.000 Right.
00:22:16.000 So she's always like, you ever seen the one when pigs can fly?
00:22:19.000 Yeah, it's so much better than, say, progressive.
00:22:21.000 I don't want to fuck that girl.
00:22:23.000 Get away from me.
00:22:24.000 Okay, that's not true.
00:22:25.000 A lot of guys want to fuck that girl.
00:22:26.000 Really?
00:22:27.000 Yeah.
00:22:27.000 That progressive girl?
00:22:28.000 Sure.
00:22:29.000 I don't want...
00:22:30.000 You don't think that a lot of dudes have a type like that?
00:22:32.000 I guess.
00:22:33.000 Do you have a weird type?
00:22:34.000 Yeah, Asian.
00:22:36.000 That's not weird at all.
00:22:38.000 They're amazing, man.
00:22:39.000 For white people from Ohio, that's about as exotic as you get.
00:22:42.000 Right.
00:22:43.000 They're cute, too.
00:22:44.000 Yeah.
00:22:45.000 They have little toys.
00:22:46.000 Asian girls are very attractive.
00:22:48.000 I don't know.
00:22:49.000 Did you always like Asians?
00:22:50.000 Not always, no.
00:22:52.000 I think Asians are...
00:22:55.000 The idea for white guys is that, whoa, it's exotic.
00:22:59.000 This is crazy.
00:23:00.000 She's like another species.
00:23:01.000 Yeah.
00:23:02.000 And they're super smart.
00:23:04.000 You get all the danger without dating a black chick.
00:23:09.000 You get all the danger of being around someone alien to your culture.
00:23:17.000 But you get this exotic sex girl that's thought to be really submissive.
00:23:24.000 That's what people always love.
00:23:26.000 The Asian girls will stay in their place and they'll be submissive and take care of their man.
00:23:30.000 And like guys will say, oh, I got an Asian wife.
00:23:32.000 I'll tell you what, I'll never go back to white girls again.
00:23:34.000 A lot of guys say shit like that.
00:23:37.000 Is it a certain part of your age that you become a Vietnam vet?
00:23:41.000 That you just get into age and it's hardcore?
00:23:44.000 What the fuck?
00:23:45.000 Listen to that question.
00:23:46.000 If you use that question, you could use that in court.
00:23:50.000 To the judge, on paper, the way that question was written, they would take away whoever's taking care of you.
00:23:57.000 They would bring you somewhere else.
00:23:59.000 They'd say there's something wrong with this development.
00:24:01.000 Look at the way he's talking.
00:24:02.000 I knew this one Asian girl that she would clean me every night.
00:24:05.000 And she'd put lotion under my eyes and then clean my fingers and make that popping noise and stuff.
00:24:10.000 And like, whoa, do you do this for professional?
00:24:13.000 Like, how do you know to do that popping noise on your fingers?
00:24:16.000 She wants to take care of you.
00:24:17.000 Yeah, she's taking care of you and washes me with that washcloth.
00:24:20.000 It's amazing.
00:24:21.000 But then, you know, normal girls are just like trying to puke in like your trash can and stuff.
00:24:26.000 Well, yeah.
00:24:27.000 I mean, well, you're getting real personal here, fella.
00:24:30.000 But your situation, you know, without talking about it.
00:24:35.000 Yeah, I mean, you got two choices.
00:24:37.000 Oh, this is not my current situation right now.
00:24:38.000 I know it's not your current situation, but that situation, that girl, you know, you either get that and you have a nice girl who takes care of you, or you go on wild freak sex orgies when you're on exorcism.
00:24:52.000 Those are your two options in this world that you find yourself in.
00:24:56.000 You're presented with very unique challenges.
00:24:58.000 Not a lot of people have those problems.
00:25:01.000 With most guys, the problem is actually just getting laid.
00:25:05.000 You, the problem is trying to figure out...
00:25:08.000 It's a crazy world, but when you're talented, when you're in a position, when you have some people paying attention to you, you get superpowers.
00:25:19.000 Right now, you've got freak superpowers, so you've got to deal with that.
00:25:23.000 The only way to deal with that is either you go on a fuck rampage, or you find a good one and you settle down.
00:25:29.000 Those are your two options.
00:25:31.000 Because, you know, you either use that power for evil, and you go out there and spread your super AIDS, or you find a good girl.
00:25:44.000 The problem is finding someone that you actually like, and then finding someone that you can actually tolerate.
00:25:49.000 For a long period of time and then like actually still enjoying being around them.
00:25:54.000 It's so rare.
00:25:55.000 It's so rare that they're...
00:25:56.000 And it's not necessarily the man's problem.
00:25:58.000 It's not necessarily the woman's problem.
00:26:00.000 It's like the odds of you finding someone that whatever is wrong with them fits in with whatever is wrong with you and they both like clink and they like fit in perfect and you actually enhance each other.
00:26:13.000 You actually make each other's lives better.
00:26:16.000 You can do that, but it's fucking stupid hard to find.
00:26:20.000 It is possible, but you're definitely not going to find it when you're doing those coke ecstasy binge situations.
00:26:28.000 Then it's all about rehydrating and then finding out how long do you have to wait before you dig and get hard again.
00:26:36.000 Every day with those pills, Joe.
00:26:39.000 Yeah, but I'm telling you, man, you might break something in your brain.
00:26:41.000 I don't think you're supposed to take that shit every day.
00:26:44.000 I don't, actually.
00:26:45.000 But I do.
00:26:46.000 I'd say once a week I do.
00:26:47.000 It's like a vacation.
00:26:49.000 You're so crazy, you don't even buy the pharmaceuticals.
00:26:51.000 You just go to that fucking drugstore counter.
00:26:54.000 Mexican taco version.
00:26:56.000 You get that shit at the gas station that's sitting on the front counter.
00:27:01.000 I had to get one at 7-Eleven the other day.
00:27:02.000 You don't even know what the fuck's in there.
00:27:04.000 I know.
00:27:04.000 I got this one at 7-Eleven the other day.
00:27:06.000 I showed you in Vegas.
00:27:07.000 On the big thing, it's like, watch out for counterfeits.
00:27:11.000 But it's printed onto the box.
00:27:13.000 Why would they even say, watch out for counterfeits?
00:27:16.000 It was such a huge symbol.
00:27:18.000 And then on the back, it was like, also, peel this off if you want to use it as a calling card.
00:27:23.000 A calling card?
00:27:24.000 So it was a calling card slash dick pill thing.
00:27:27.000 So you could use long distance code?
00:27:29.000 Yeah, you could make it like a gift card.
00:27:31.000 When you go to a gift card place.
00:27:34.000 I don't know, it's fucking weird.
00:27:35.000 A gift card?
00:27:36.000 Are you talking about a calling card for a payphone?
00:27:39.000 Do you remember those?
00:27:41.000 Yeah.
00:27:41.000 They still sell those.
00:27:43.000 Do they still sell those?
00:27:44.000 Remember 1-800-COLLECT? Remember when that was around?
00:27:46.000 That was a big thing.
00:27:47.000 There was all those 1-800-COLLECT companies.
00:27:49.000 Yeah?
00:27:50.000 Remember that?
00:27:50.000 There was like, no, there was a Sprint one.
00:27:53.000 Oh yeah, that's right.
00:27:54.000 Yeah, they would offer you...
00:27:56.000 What are those things that are offering you like a phone that you use through the internet?
00:28:01.000 What is that?
00:28:02.000 That still goes on.
00:28:03.000 But it's like a late night commercial.
00:28:05.000 It's a phone that works on you.
00:28:06.000 It cuts your costs down.
00:28:07.000 The guy's dialing internationally.
00:28:09.000 What is it, like a Skype phone?
00:28:10.000 Is that what Yeah, it's like Mr. Jackoff.
00:28:13.000 Yeah, something along those lines.
00:28:15.000 Yeah, you plug it in and it just pretty much does what Skype does.
00:28:20.000 It's just like a USB thing that you attach headphones to or something like that, if I remember correctly.
00:28:25.000 But that's all it is.
00:28:26.000 So it's not like an actual phone phone?
00:28:28.000 No, it's just like what Charter or Skype is or any of these voiceover.
00:28:32.000 So you have to do the dialing through a computer?
00:28:34.000 No, I think you could set it up where you can use...
00:28:36.000 I don't know.
00:28:37.000 I think there's like a phone jack in it.
00:28:39.000 That's what it was.
00:28:40.000 It's a phone jack on one side.
00:28:41.000 On the other side, it was a USB plug.
00:28:44.000 And what it does is it just pretty much converts your phone into a voice over the internet.
00:28:50.000 So you're using Skype, but with a phone line.
00:28:54.000 So it will ring in.
00:28:58.000 Why bother with that?
00:28:59.000 Yeah, well that seemed like it was kind of around more when it used to cost money to be in other states with your phone.
00:29:09.000 Most people don't have out of state roaming, right?
00:29:13.000 I don't know anymore.
00:29:14.000 You don't have issues with out of state roaming.
00:29:15.000 Like, as far as I know, like, the minutes I have Verizon, I can use it all over the country, and I'm not roaming.
00:29:22.000 Right, right.
00:29:23.000 But remember, if you used to, like, drive just a little bit out of your house, you were fucking roaming.
00:29:28.000 You would be in some area where you don't really have coverage.
00:29:30.000 Yeah.
00:29:30.000 So you have to use somebody else's coverage, some other company, and they bill your phone company.
00:29:34.000 And your phone company bills you, like, double or triple or whatever the fuck it was.
00:29:38.000 And for then, back then, it was a big deal to, like, make a long-distance call.
00:29:43.000 Yeah.
00:29:44.000 Holy shit.
00:29:45.000 Long distance calls were crazy.
00:29:47.000 Do you remember when they had phones and planes?
00:29:49.000 That's one of the only pieces of technology that slipped backwards, was the phones and planes.
00:29:55.000 That's right.
00:29:56.000 You never see that anymore.
00:29:57.000 Never see that.
00:29:58.000 You know when you used to open up your seat inside your console, there was a phone, you'd slide a credit card down it, and you'd enter in your card information, and then you would fucking use the phone.
00:30:07.000 You know why?
00:30:08.000 You know why they don't want you to turn on your cell phones anymore?
00:30:10.000 Because now they don't want anyone to describe the terrorist events because they're all undercover, you know, government agents and there's really no hijackers.
00:30:19.000 It's like, you know what I mean?
00:30:20.000 Like, they don't want communication just in case if they have to take down another plane.
00:30:24.000 Well, that would be an Alex Jones way of looking at the situation.
00:30:28.000 It's very clear.
00:30:30.000 These people don't want you making calls!
00:30:34.000 These people are the enemies of liberty.
00:30:37.000 If you're on a plane and some shit goes down, now you just have to draw pictures.
00:30:42.000 That's right.
00:30:43.000 Be like a sketch artist at a fucking courthouse.
00:30:46.000 That's right.
00:30:47.000 Is that not one of the stupidest gigs ever?
00:30:49.000 Like, let's, well, you know, you can show what happened, but you can't be really good about describing it, so only draw it.
00:30:59.000 That show I do Monday, we have a sketch artist that draws, and we had this guy do a Doctor Who drawing.
00:31:06.000 Sketch artists, for real, are like a last...
00:31:09.000 What is that?
00:31:11.000 We have every show.
00:31:12.000 Yeah, but what is that picture?
00:31:13.000 It's from Doctor Who.
00:31:15.000 And then all our faces are in the stomach.
00:31:18.000 There's me, and there's Brody.
00:31:20.000 Sketch artists are seriously that, I mean, not the artists themselves, they're just people with a gig, but the idea behind it is seriously one of the most arcane aspects of our judicial system.
00:31:30.000 It's fucking ridiculous.
00:31:32.000 When you see those photos on TV, when a guy's in court and you see the TV shows you, the news shows you a drawing.
00:31:39.000 Like, what?
00:31:40.000 What the fuck am I saying here?
00:31:41.000 That is, to me, such a sign of a fucking dorky world.
00:31:46.000 That it's so screwed up and ridiculous and so nonsensical that they'll film a drawing of some stuff that happened in a time where...
00:31:59.000 Photographs exist.
00:32:00.000 It's not like they're not pretending.
00:32:01.000 They have no idea what happened in that courthouse.
00:32:03.000 We have no news for you.
00:32:04.000 No, we had a guy in there, but they wouldn't let him take pictures, but they would let him draw.
00:32:08.000 You'd be like, what?
00:32:09.000 Who the fuck's in charge here?
00:32:11.000 You'd pull him over and go, what is this?
00:32:14.000 Why is this here?
00:32:15.000 What are we doing here?
00:32:16.000 Let him take a fucking picture.
00:32:18.000 It's 2013, asshole.
00:32:20.000 You don't need to draw pictures.
00:32:22.000 Take a fucking picture.
00:32:23.000 Why do you think they do that, though?
00:32:25.000 Because someone wants to lie.
00:32:26.000 Someone wants to be able to lie.
00:32:28.000 Someone wants to be able to control the access to the images that get displayed from the situation.
00:32:34.000 Someone wants to be able to control the situation.
00:32:36.000 That's all it is.
00:32:37.000 If they wanted the American public, which they should have, especially in criminal cases, we have to worry about whether or not this person is a bad person.
00:32:44.000 They're out there trying to victimize people.
00:32:47.000 They're trying to limit your access to how the court works.
00:32:51.000 To limit your access to what actually takes place in a courtroom.
00:32:57.000 Because a lot of times it's bullying.
00:32:59.000 There's a lot of bullshit that goes on in court.
00:33:01.000 There's a lot of shit that goes on in court.
00:33:03.000 Did you know the people that get charged with medical marijuana, when they get arrested?
00:33:07.000 They get arrested federally most of the time.
00:33:09.000 And they're not even allowed to use the word medical.
00:33:13.000 They can't say medical marijuana.
00:33:15.000 They just sold marijuana.
00:33:16.000 Like, if they use the word medical, they just throw them in jail.
00:33:19.000 If there's a contempt of court, they'll throw you in jail.
00:33:21.000 Because they don't believe that marijuana is a medicinal substance or it's not their law, the federal government, they're allowed to say that there is no law, so you can't say medical marijuana.
00:33:32.000 So, even though you're defending yourself, In the same country where medical marijuana is legal, you're not even allowed to bring it up in a federal court.
00:33:43.000 If that's not some crazy bullying...
00:33:48.000 It's stupid that they could censor that.
00:33:51.000 Yeah, it's unbelievable.
00:33:53.000 I mean, if people knew about these things, if you're watching video footage of courts, you know, of constant, you know, I know they had court TV for a while.
00:34:03.000 That was kind of fascinating.
00:34:04.000 That was like our first time.
00:34:05.000 Did they get rid of that?
00:34:06.000 I think it wasn't that popular.
00:34:08.000 Mostly cases sucked.
00:34:10.000 And quite honestly, there's a lot of shit that's more interesting than watching trials all day.
00:34:17.000 And then they had the OJ trial, though.
00:34:18.000 That was on Court TV, too, wasn't it?
00:34:20.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:34:21.000 That was on everything, though.
00:34:22.000 Remember that?
00:34:22.000 That was like a television event.
00:34:24.000 That was kind of like Oliver North, where every channel was all about Oliver North.
00:34:28.000 Well, it was the first time we were pretty sure that a celebrity had killed a woman.
00:34:33.000 Like, we're pretty sure.
00:34:35.000 Right.
00:34:35.000 You know, there was some speculation about other people in the past.
00:34:39.000 Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.
00:34:41.000 Yes, Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.
00:34:43.000 Yeah, a lot of people thought that Marilyn Monroe was talking too much shit.
00:34:46.000 But that's what they would always think.
00:34:48.000 It could have been that she was just a crazy bitch who did a lot of pills or whatever and died.
00:34:52.000 I heard she gave him herpes.
00:34:53.000 Holy shit, you heard that before?
00:34:54.000 She started it.
00:34:55.000 She was the first one.
00:34:56.000 She was patient zero in the herpes war.
00:34:59.000 Did herpes exist before the 60s?
00:35:01.000 I don't know.
00:35:01.000 When was herpes invented?
00:35:04.000 I bet it's been around forever.
00:35:06.000 If I had a guess.
00:35:07.000 I'd say that shit came from France.
00:35:10.000 The patient zero is from France, I guarantee you.
00:35:13.000 Ew, I was actually under a video search on Google when I searched for herpes first.
00:35:18.000 Oh, they show it to you on video?
00:35:19.000 Oh!
00:35:20.000 Gross!
00:35:21.000 Yeah, shingles is apparently a type of herpes.
00:35:24.000 Did you know that?
00:35:25.000 Shingles is like that shit that some people get.
00:35:27.000 There's bad breakouts all over their back.
00:35:29.000 Yeah, I know somebody that has that.
00:35:31.000 It's supposed to be horrible.
00:35:33.000 I heard somebody got chicken pox, a rare chicken pox the other day, some famous person, and she had already had chicken pox, so it was her second chicken pox.
00:35:41.000 I thought that's never supposed to happen.
00:35:42.000 I know.
00:35:43.000 It was somebody weird like Betty White or somebody.
00:35:45.000 What?
00:35:45.000 Yeah.
00:35:46.000 If you're that old, man, you get chicken pox, you're fucked.
00:35:50.000 When you're really old, you have to wash your hands all the time.
00:35:53.000 First herpes.
00:35:55.000 That should be a meme.
00:35:58.000 If I was going to make fun of me and my points on medical science, if you're really old, you should wash your hands a lot.
00:36:05.000 But you really should.
00:36:08.000 They say that's one of the best ways to prevent diseases.
00:36:12.000 Not constant, don't get nutty, but keep your fucking hands clean.
00:36:17.000 That's where you pick up most of it, I guess.
00:36:20.000 Going from hand to mouth, you don't even realize it.
00:36:22.000 It's kind of rude that we have this weird war going on between our bodies and these strange little things that attack us, that make us feel like shit, and literally weaken your body.
00:36:35.000 And they're so common.
00:36:36.000 They happen every year.
00:36:37.000 There's a whole season with the attack.
00:36:39.000 Sometimes they get people.
00:36:41.000 Some people die off.
00:36:42.000 People that avoid medication, people that are old, people with compromised immune systems.
00:36:48.000 Colds get them every year.
00:36:49.000 It's crazy.
00:36:51.000 We don't even think about it, but colds are monsters.
00:36:54.000 They're just not that effective.
00:36:57.000 Barbara Walters hit with chickenpox, a rare version of it.
00:37:02.000 Did it say she had it already?
00:37:05.000 Um...
00:37:08.000 I don't know.
00:37:09.000 I thought it was somebody...
00:37:11.000 Yeah, what?
00:37:12.000 Is she not vaccinated?
00:37:14.000 She's 83. Mama.
00:37:18.000 This is a lot of words.
00:37:20.000 Yeah.
00:37:21.000 That sucks, though.
00:37:22.000 That can't be fun.
00:37:23.000 Yeah, there's all those weird fucking things like the mumps.
00:37:28.000 When the mumps comes around, like, what is going on?
00:37:31.000 What is this shit?
00:37:32.000 Where's this coming from?
00:37:33.000 Like, how does that work?
00:37:34.000 But all of a sudden, some kid has the mumps.
00:37:36.000 There's a mumps outbreak in New Jersey.
00:37:38.000 Like, who was the first to get that mumps?
00:37:40.000 Like, how does that...
00:37:41.000 How does something like that re-emerge?
00:37:45.000 Or that other disease that supposedly porn just got back into porn that was really...
00:37:50.000 Oh yeah, was that syphilis?
00:37:51.000 Syphilis, yeah.
00:37:52.000 What the fuck's that about?
00:37:53.000 That shit's super dangerous.
00:37:56.000 That shit kills the fuck out of you.
00:37:58.000 I think syphilis is what got Al Capone.
00:38:01.000 I'm pretty sure.
00:38:03.000 Weird.
00:38:03.000 I think syphilis does like horrible things to you before it kills you too.
00:38:07.000 It's really bad.
00:38:08.000 Oh, hilarious.
00:38:09.000 Court TV is now True TV. Really?
00:38:13.000 And True TV is the fakest of all TV show channels.
00:38:17.000 So that's crazy.
00:38:19.000 Court TV is like, you know what?
00:38:21.000 We're losing money on real.
00:38:23.000 Let's go get some fake money.
00:38:25.000 Let's get some fake.
00:38:27.000 I was watching that show.
00:38:29.000 I just got into that Storage War show.
00:38:31.000 Oh, this is so stupid.
00:38:33.000 It's so addicting because I want to see what's inside those things.
00:38:36.000 And I'm thinking, why doesn't...
00:38:38.000 These storage companies auction these off, right?
00:38:42.000 Why don't they just go through it and then sell everything and make a ton of money, these storage companies?
00:38:49.000 Well, I'm pretty sure that it's 100% horseshit.
00:38:53.000 Well, that does happen, though.
00:38:54.000 They do have auctions at storage.
00:38:56.000 When you're watching those shows, they are not taking any chances as to whether or not they find shit.
00:39:02.000 They just pretend to find shit.
00:39:04.000 Are you sure that that's a fake show?
00:39:05.000 I'm almost positive that a good percentage of all reality TV is fuckery.
00:39:13.000 That what you're seeing is overproduced fuckery.
00:39:16.000 That's why when you watch it, it's real obvious.
00:39:19.000 I told you I watched a whole episode of Jersey Shore where the whole episode was about...
00:39:26.000 Well, that's fake.
00:39:27.000 Yeah.
00:39:28.000 One dude wanted to leave.
00:39:29.000 The situation wanted to leave.
00:39:31.000 Snooki wanted to stay.
00:39:32.000 That's the whole episode.
00:39:34.000 The situation's like, come on, let's get out of here.
00:39:37.000 And Sookie's like, yo, he wanted to fucking leave.
00:39:39.000 Fuck him.
00:39:39.000 And they said, come on, I gotta get out of here.
00:39:41.000 Like, there was a whole episode.
00:39:43.000 And you know that they, like, they concoct these fucking things.
00:39:47.000 I mean, they decide that there's going to be some sort of an issue.
00:39:50.000 Okay, here's the issue.
00:39:51.000 Ready?
00:39:51.000 Go.
00:39:52.000 When they were trying to do Minding the Store, that was one of the reasons why Duncan didn't want to be involved.
00:39:59.000 Because, like, it was going to be orchestrated.
00:40:01.000 Like, they were going to have, like, this is what's going to happen.
00:40:04.000 You're going to go looking for some Mexican food.
00:40:06.000 You can't find it.
00:40:07.000 You look for some Chinese food.
00:40:08.000 It doesn't look good.
00:40:10.000 And you go, and finally, you're going to sell on this.
00:40:12.000 And, like, they had, like, a script.
00:40:14.000 And they worked it out.
00:40:16.000 It's like, it's a sketch.
00:40:18.000 It's just a really bad sketch with no creativity.
00:40:22.000 Instead of...
00:40:23.000 It's not reality.
00:40:24.000 You're not following a guy around.
00:40:26.000 It's like a sketch about someone finding an old record player in a storage container.
00:40:31.000 Oh my goodness.
00:40:32.000 This could be worth a lot of money.
00:40:34.000 Bitch, you know exactly what that's worth.
00:40:36.000 You put it there, you fuck.
00:40:37.000 That's what you're watching.
00:40:38.000 You're watching shitty sketch TV. Why wouldn't they just do real ones then?
00:40:43.000 Because it's more fun for them to be able to orchestrate it.
00:40:46.000 Yeah, but even the fake ones would be crazy.
00:40:48.000 I'm sure they find bodies and...
00:40:50.000 Sometimes.
00:40:51.000 Sometimes you don't find anything.
00:40:52.000 Sometimes you find a bag of newspapers.
00:40:54.000 Then what the fuck do you do?
00:40:56.000 Sometimes you find a guy who collected newspaper.
00:40:58.000 Oh, great.
00:40:59.000 He's got 100,000 issues of the New York Times here.
00:41:02.000 Every day for the last 50...
00:41:05.000 What the fuck?
00:41:05.000 You'd be so bored.
00:41:07.000 I bet you gotta go through a lot of storage containers before you find something wacky.
00:41:12.000 So you can't just keep filming.
00:41:13.000 And you can't keep buying these things either.
00:41:15.000 You can't keep rolling the dice.
00:41:16.000 You might go into one and there's nothing in there.
00:41:18.000 So I think that if I know the way studios think, they want to maximize their cash.
00:41:24.000 So listen, is anyone opposed to us fucking leaving a body here?
00:41:28.000 Let's just leave a body here.
00:41:29.000 They'll go get a fake body.
00:41:31.000 They'll put a body in.
00:41:32.000 And let's say we found a body.
00:41:35.000 They're out of the fucking mind.
00:41:36.000 The one guy on the show, I forget his name, but he just goes, yup!
00:41:40.000 The whole time, he just goes, yup, and he wears hats that say yup on it, and shirts, and his car says yup on it.
00:41:45.000 Oh, that's his thing.
00:41:46.000 Yeah, that's his thing, and it's trademarked.
00:41:48.000 Oh my god, he trademarked yup.
00:41:50.000 Somebody should drop a meteor in his head.
00:41:52.000 Yeah.
00:41:52.000 How do you trademark Yup?
00:41:54.000 Is that even possible?
00:41:55.000 Well, I think you have to, it has to be, like his spelled is Y-U-U-U-P or something like that, so it's more of like a, it's not a real word or something.
00:42:02.000 That's gross.
00:42:03.000 I can't even watch that show.
00:42:05.000 I've only watched it a couple times, but one of the guys who left, didn't one of the guys who left say it was all bullshit?
00:42:10.000 It was all staged?
00:42:11.000 Who?
00:42:12.000 It was that guy.
00:42:13.000 It was that same guy, that Yup guy?
00:42:15.000 Oh, really?
00:42:15.000 He said it was all staged.
00:42:16.000 Oh, wow.
00:42:17.000 Yeah, I might not have listened to him about anything.
00:42:19.000 I know.
00:42:20.000 Maybe he's just a drama queen.
00:42:22.000 Yeah, maybe he's a lying bitch and he's just trying to ruin the whole show.
00:42:25.000 Maybe I'm wrong.
00:42:26.000 Maybe Bigfoot hunters are really looking for Bigfoot.
00:42:30.000 Finding Bigfoot.
00:42:32.000 They keep doing the same show over and over again.
00:42:35.000 They have to find something.
00:42:36.000 Did you ask Tyson about Bigfoot?
00:42:39.000 I do not know.
00:42:40.000 Because that would be weird to see.
00:42:42.000 Yes, it would.
00:42:43.000 I wanted to ask him about space stuff mostly because that's his specialty.
00:42:47.000 But yeah, I would like to see his take.
00:42:50.000 The really fascinating professional take on it is the Jane Goodall take.
00:42:56.000 That one really sways me because obviously I'm no scholar of primatology.
00:43:02.000 I don't really know that much about apes.
00:43:05.000 I just know what I've read and documentaries and stuff, but I've never like formally studied it.
00:43:09.000 So when someone like Jane Goodall, who when I was in high school, you know, we watched documentaries in class that was a Jane Goodall documentary.
00:43:19.000 We read books about Jane Goodall.
00:43:22.000 And when she says that she's sure there's an undiscovered primate living in the Pacific Northwest, I go, damn.
00:43:29.000 When she says that, she believes in the Yeti as well.
00:43:33.000 She thinks it's probably the same animal.
00:43:34.000 Yeah, but maybe, you know, she's getting older in her age, and she picked a soul that she...
00:43:42.000 This is the journey she picked.
00:43:45.000 Yeah.
00:43:46.000 Boy, I got more tweets about Melissa Etheridge and the Melissa Etheridge podcast than any podcast in recent, except Neil Tyson.
00:43:53.000 But people were either going nuts and loved it, or they were like, God damn, Melissa Etheridge is off her rocker.
00:44:00.000 Yeah.
00:44:01.000 Well, I mean, half the time I was totally on board, though.
00:44:04.000 It was just that once in a while where something came out that was like...
00:44:08.000 Well, you know what?
00:44:11.000 Her point of view is really fascinating because, like I said, it's almost like a religious point of view.
00:44:16.000 It's like you're empowering yourself with this...
00:44:20.000 It's a way of looking at the world, but it's like...
00:44:23.000 I don't know.
00:44:25.000 It's a tricky thing to think that you're creating your entire world and that you're controlling your own destiny like that.
00:44:34.000 It's very weird.
00:44:35.000 It's weird to not recognize that there's a lot of interactions and to ignore all of them.
00:44:40.000 If you see all the interactions on a street corner, just see people walking across the street and see cars stopping and not stopping and people texting and people not realizing that the light has turned green.
00:44:52.000 You see all that randomness?
00:44:55.000 You see people on their phone with their hand up to their head and they don't see a car that's merging to their right-hand side because their head is being covered by the phone?
00:45:03.000 That's really common.
00:45:05.000 You can't control all that, okay?
00:45:08.000 And if you're there, you're telling me that you're safe, you're going to be okay.
00:45:13.000 Because you haven't arranged to have this happen in your existence.
00:45:19.000 I say, wow.
00:45:21.000 I say, wow.
00:45:22.000 I say, maybe though.
00:45:24.000 Shit, I don't know.
00:45:25.000 She might be right.
00:45:26.000 I mean, what a strange thing it would be if we found out that...
00:45:31.000 All this time, what we were really lacking was just confidence and understanding of our capabilities.
00:45:37.000 And that you really can completely manifest your own reality with your mind.
00:45:43.000 And that your whole world that you live in, you can orchestrate with your mind.
00:45:48.000 Wow!
00:45:49.000 I mean, in the future, one day, if that turns out that that's the next evolving capability of human beings, They just weren't aware of it, but some of them made it happen on their own and didn't know why they were doing it.
00:46:02.000 And then the other ones made their life a complete and total mess.
00:46:04.000 But it was all essentially their own choice.
00:46:06.000 Their own choice to do so.
00:46:08.000 It'd be fascinating.
00:46:09.000 But it's...
00:46:11.000 For me personally, I see why she commits to it.
00:46:15.000 I see why it would be empowering.
00:46:16.000 And I see why it makes her feel really strong and powerful.
00:46:20.000 And I see all the benefit in it.
00:46:23.000 But my point of view is...
00:46:27.000 Always way more who the fuck knows.
00:46:29.000 There's way more who the fuck knows.
00:46:31.000 To anything I can't confirm, like, for sure, 100%.
00:46:35.000 I don't have anything in front of me that tells me that that could be real.
00:46:40.000 I don't have anything.
00:46:41.000 It might be.
00:46:42.000 I mean, it's one of the possible scenarios the imagination could conjure up.
00:46:47.000 You could conjure up a million different scenarios as to why you're here, why you're built like you are, why you have the interest you have.
00:46:55.000 You can come up with a million different combinations of hypothesis as to why and what happens in the previous life, if there is a previous life.
00:47:04.000 But you're really just making things up.
00:47:07.000 That's reality.
00:47:08.000 The reality is, you being in another dimension, and you're choosing this life, like, you're really just making that up.
00:47:15.000 I don't know if that might be real.
00:47:16.000 It might be real.
00:47:17.000 It absolutely might be real.
00:47:19.000 She almost was borderline talking about being simulation theory.
00:47:23.000 Meaning, like, you chose the player, you picked the outfit, you know, and then you went...
00:47:27.000 Like, she was almost saying that we played a game.
00:47:30.000 We made our character, and we chose the level that we were going to do, what part of the map we were going to live on.
00:47:37.000 And it was weird if you thought of it that way.
00:47:39.000 Like, she was almost doing some kind of hippie version of the simulation theory.
00:47:43.000 Yeah, very much so.
00:47:44.000 Yeah.
00:47:45.000 I think the people that believe in the secret and the people that believe in simulation theory, there's definitely a crossover there.
00:47:53.000 Right.
00:47:54.000 I mean, if you're really creating your own reality, you know, what the fuck?
00:47:59.000 See, the problem is reality is so slippery and weird that the idea that we're creating our own reality doesn't seem that far-fetched.
00:48:07.000 If we found out that this world really is a simulation, I don't think it would be that much different than it is right now.
00:48:15.000 Because if we didn't know the world was a simulation...
00:48:21.000 If it never was even a theory and you just looked at this world and you go, does this make sense?
00:48:27.000 No, this world is filled with shit that doesn't make sense.
00:48:33.000 Besides the marijuana laws and sketch artists in courtrooms, there's a million fucking things that make no sense.
00:48:41.000 There's a million things.
00:48:42.000 They're stacked up all over the place.
00:48:45.000 And then there's a million things that are so beyond our capability.
00:48:51.000 Even the people that are enthusiasts in them, like when it comes to cell phones or when it comes to that Bluetooth device you were talking about, the Sonos thing.
00:48:59.000 Those things are so outside of our understanding.
00:49:02.000 We can read that, oh, Bluetooth is this bandwidth, 108, 111B. Oh, okay, yeah, all right, and it comes through this way.
00:49:12.000 Do you know how to make that?
00:49:14.000 Do you know what you would have to do?
00:49:16.000 Do you know what reactions are causing the interaction between those two devices?
00:49:20.000 I have no fucking clue!
00:49:22.000 And these things exist right alongside sketch artists.
00:49:27.000 It's like it's all together, like a giant joke.
00:49:30.000 It's like a joke of a movie.
00:49:32.000 And if you were going to make a simulation about the Wild West, the roaring 20s of the technological era, it would look exactly like this day and time.
00:49:42.000 So if we really are players in a simulation, it makes a lot of sense.
00:49:48.000 The beyond bizarre nature of this reality makes a lot of sense that it's fake.
00:49:56.000 The problem is, it sounds retarded.
00:49:58.000 You say that, you sound like a fucking idiot.
00:50:00.000 You sound like a weirdo.
00:50:01.000 You sound like a dumbass.
00:50:04.000 But, scientists way smarter than us are the ones who are proposing this.
00:50:11.000 It's not us.
00:50:12.000 Like, I didn't invent the idea of simulation theory.
00:50:14.000 I became fascinated with it.
00:50:16.000 I talk about it all the time.
00:50:17.000 But it absolutely never came from my mind.
00:50:19.000 It came from me reading something that a scientist wrote about it.
00:50:22.000 Where I was like, what?
00:50:24.000 It was not even a thought that I ever even entertained.
00:50:27.000 The idea that the whole world is like some sort of massive computer program.
00:50:32.000 Yeah.
00:50:33.000 It's craziness.
00:50:35.000 It is craziness.
00:50:36.000 Joe, did you see this video right here yet?
00:50:41.000 It's a community access channel show.
00:50:45.000 It's a guy that wants to be like one of those guys that go on the Tonight Show and brings the animals, you know?
00:50:50.000 Oh, no.
00:50:51.000 But this is like the amateur.
00:50:53.000 This is the open mic of being one of those guys.
00:50:55.000 This guy is the biggest idiot in the world.
00:50:58.000 What he does, he has a table, and he puts a ton of animals on there, and he mixes animals together that are not supposed to be together, like cats and birds.
00:51:06.000 Come on.
00:51:07.000 Check this out.
00:51:08.000 How are we?
00:51:12.000 A monkey and a bird?
00:51:30.000 Oh, Rick Ross is here.
00:51:32.000 Now bird feathers, iguanas are easy to take care of as long as they have the right diet.
00:51:39.000 You're better off to just keep them away from wool if it's possible.
00:51:42.000 Have nothing to grip against, so they're going to grow a lot faster than all the other nails.
00:51:46.000 Whoops!
00:51:47.000 Kitty on the floor.
00:51:48.000 Well, whoops!
00:51:50.000 Oh, puppy down.
00:51:52.000 Hello, puppy.
00:51:53.000 It's important that you really work hard and...
00:51:55.000 Ferret on the floor now.
00:51:57.000 It's important that you really work hard in obedience training.
00:52:00.000 Oh, excuse me, Barney.
00:52:01.000 Now, this kitten never saw a dog before, so he's scared.
00:52:04.000 Okay.
00:52:05.000 Okay, it's the first time he's been here.
00:52:06.000 Now, if you hold the kitten...
00:52:08.000 There we go.
00:52:11.000 Folks using this on iTunes are not going to even appreciate this weirdo.
00:52:18.000 What is it if they want to Google it?
00:52:19.000 Who is this guy?
00:52:21.000 It's on LiveLeak and it's what the fuck, this shirt isn't Animal Planet.
00:52:26.000 It starts off, it ends with like dogs and turtles.
00:52:29.000 Okay, let's shut this shit off.
00:52:33.000 See what happens when you're not here, Rick Ross?
00:52:35.000 These motherfuckers playing turtles or wrestling with cats and all kinds of shit.
00:52:39.000 Man, I apologize, man.
00:52:40.000 No worries, man.
00:52:41.000 They told me, don't leave.
00:52:43.000 Oh, really?
00:52:46.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we said before, if you don't know who Rick is...
00:52:50.000 Rick is at one time an aspiring tennis player in Los Angeles that was a young man that didn't have even the ability to read and became a gigantic cocaine kingpin, wound up going to jail, learned how to read,
00:53:05.000 studied the law, learned that they fucked him, got out of jail because of it, and found out that there's a dude using his name Who's a rapper.
00:53:16.000 And it's the craziest thing ever.
00:53:17.000 I mean, if you know rapping, you know Rick Ross, a lot of people are like, oh shit, Rick Ross is going to be on the Joe Rogan podcast?
00:53:24.000 And then they tune in and they go, who the fuck is this guy?
00:53:29.000 Hey, people stop me on the street all the time and say, man, I saw you on Joe Rogan.
00:53:33.000 Matter of fact, it's crazy.
00:53:36.000 Let me show you this here.
00:53:37.000 You put me in the t-shirt business.
00:53:39.000 Ah!
00:53:40.000 What is it?
00:53:41.000 The real Rick Ross is not a rapper?
00:53:43.000 By the way, a dude came to one of my Chicago shows.
00:53:46.000 He had one of those.
00:53:47.000 Hey, this is your work, man.
00:53:49.000 Oh, that's beautiful.
00:53:50.000 You did that.
00:53:51.000 The real Rick Ross is not a rapper.
00:53:54.000 You the one who got me in the t-shirt business, man.
00:53:56.000 Well, I'm going to wear it.
00:53:56.000 I'll wear it with honors.
00:53:58.000 I bought you two here.
00:54:00.000 Beautiful.
00:54:01.000 Oh, thank you.
00:54:02.000 Yeah, I wanted to thank you, man, for putting me up on that game.
00:54:05.000 If people want to buy them, where can they get them?
00:54:07.000 They can go to freewaysocialmedia.com.
00:54:11.000 Freewaysocialmedia.com.
00:54:12.000 You're going to get hit with an avalanche right now.
00:54:14.000 You think so?
00:54:15.000 You think they're going to support me, man?
00:54:16.000 Are you kidding me?
00:54:17.000 They're going to support the fuck out of you, man.
00:54:20.000 They're going to support the fuck out of you.
00:54:21.000 You're going to get hit with an avalanche of orders.
00:54:23.000 Damn, you make that shirt look good, man.
00:54:25.000 Thanks, sir.
00:54:25.000 Thank you very much.
00:54:26.000 So, one more time on the website if they didn't write it down.
00:54:29.000 FreewaySocialMedia.com FreewaySocialMedia.com and get yourself the real Rick Ross is not a rapper.
00:54:35.000 Man, you see the new business that Joe Rogan put me in.
00:54:38.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:54:39.000 Now, not only am I selling t-shirts, I started off selling t-shirts, but now I'm manufacturing them.
00:54:44.000 I'm putting them together and everything.
00:54:45.000 Oh, that's beautiful.
00:54:46.000 You gave me a whole new career.
00:54:47.000 Well, it's a great career, too, because you know what, man?
00:54:50.000 This guy's made a lot of fucking money off you.
00:54:52.000 You should make a lot of money off you, too.
00:54:54.000 I hope so.
00:54:55.000 I'm trying.
00:54:55.000 And this is the way to do it, too, to explain, like, what the fuck?
00:54:59.000 It's a crazy story, man.
00:55:01.000 It is.
00:55:01.000 There's a dude running around pretending to be you.
00:55:03.000 And almost got killed last weekend.
00:55:05.000 Was that real?
00:55:05.000 Because I know 50 Cent and him, if you don't know the whole gangster rap world, ladies and gentlemen, 50 Cent.
00:55:11.000 And the fake Rick Ross do not like each other.
00:55:14.000 At all.
00:55:15.000 At all.
00:55:16.000 And 50 Cent, who I've met, he's a very nice guy.
00:55:19.000 He apparently has been saying that the whole thing was staged.
00:55:22.000 Because none of the bullets hit the car, apparently.
00:55:24.000 That's amazing.
00:55:25.000 That's amazing that he didn't get no car, no car.
00:55:27.000 Was it an AK? I heard it was an AK. I don't know what it was.
00:55:30.000 Whoever it was was a horrible shot.
00:55:32.000 Crashed his Rolls Royce.
00:55:33.000 The worst shot ever if you have an AK. If you got a giant fat dude in front of you in a Mercedes...
00:55:39.000 What was it?
00:55:39.000 Rolls Royce.
00:55:40.000 Rolls Royce.
00:55:41.000 A nice looking Rolls Royce too.
00:55:42.000 Yeah, he didn't...
00:55:44.000 50 Cent makes a lot of sense.
00:55:46.000 Well, you know, I thought about it after he said that because, I mean, I couldn't just grasp that at first.
00:55:52.000 And I'm like, I mean, who would go in a community and let off 15 rounds just in buildings?
00:55:58.000 And how do you miss?
00:55:59.000 How do you miss 15 times?
00:56:01.000 I mean, I guess you can in the right circumstances, but man, he's very lucky.
00:56:05.000 But if he set that up, if he actually would set something up like that with a real gun and shoot it in an occupied community, I mean, he may really wind up being a gangster one day.
00:56:15.000 In prison.
00:56:16.000 Or it could be that someone was just trying to scare him.
00:56:19.000 And that they weren't trying to kill him.
00:56:20.000 They're trying to get him to give money.
00:56:21.000 And if he gives them money, you know, you can't give money when you're dead.
00:56:25.000 So they don't really want to shoot him.
00:56:26.000 What they want to do is scare the shit out of him.
00:56:28.000 Let him know they might.
00:56:28.000 And that's when he crashed his car.
00:56:29.000 Now that's what I thought too.
00:56:30.000 That's what I felt.
00:56:31.000 I felt that it was a warning shot.
00:56:33.000 You know, pay what you owe.
00:56:36.000 You know, and get on your business.
00:56:38.000 And for people who don't know that side of the story, apparently he used someone's name in a rap and there's a...
00:56:44.000 A group of gentlemen that call themselves the Gangster Disciples.
00:56:47.000 Apparently they gave him a warning once and he did something else.
00:56:51.000 I was in jail with some of those guys.
00:56:53.000 Oh yeah?
00:56:53.000 Yeah.
00:56:54.000 They don't enjoy his use of their vernacular and the image.
00:57:00.000 I mean, who would?
00:57:01.000 Who would want somebody to come, represent their thing, something that you've worked hard for, to put together and then hear this guy come in, hasn't paid any dues.
00:57:10.000 But he enjoys all the benefits.
00:57:34.000 And his case, his story is one of the most fascinating ones that I've ever seen.
00:57:42.000 He's making all kinds of history.
00:57:44.000 Remember CB40, the Chris Rock?
00:57:46.000 He's like an updated version of that.
00:57:50.000 A corrections officer.
00:57:51.000 I mean, it sounds like...
00:57:52.000 He's worse than CD4. It sounds like you're writing a movie, right?
00:57:55.000 A corrections officer who's known to be, like...
00:57:59.000 Didn't he, like, get, like, Employee of the Month and shit?
00:58:02.000 He did.
00:58:03.000 He did.
00:58:03.000 He got an award.
00:58:05.000 Okay, so he's a corrections officer.
00:58:07.000 And you know what you have to do to get an award as a correctional officer?
00:58:10.000 What do you have to do?
00:58:11.000 Look at a lot of balls and assholes.
00:58:13.000 LAUGHTER You gotta find things.
00:58:16.000 I mean, that would be a job that would suit me, right?
00:58:20.000 If it was a female facility.
00:58:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:58:22.000 But even then, but what if you're pulling dynamite out of chicks' pussies all day?
00:58:26.000 After a while, you get a little paranoid.
00:58:28.000 Still be fine.
00:58:30.000 But at a men's facility...
00:58:32.000 I don't think so.
00:58:33.000 Not me.
00:58:34.000 I'm going to have to wait.
00:58:36.000 So the guy pretends to be this guy with this crazy criminal past of selling drugs.
00:58:42.000 He tattoos your name on his hands.
00:58:45.000 Your name, Rick Ross, is tattooed on his hands.
00:58:48.000 He's got money tattooed all over him and all kinds of other crazy shit.
00:58:51.000 It's really interesting.
00:58:52.000 And it just keeps coming out more and more that he gets busted with all this bullshit.
00:58:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:58.000 More and more.
00:58:59.000 They just did a story on him in Hero and was saying that he comes from a suburbial area.
00:59:04.000 You know, he's not even from the hood.
00:59:05.000 So, I mean, you know, it just doesn't end with this guy.
00:59:09.000 And he's making records, though.
00:59:11.000 I mean, you know, he's the first major artist to ever have to cancel a concert from Death Threats.
00:59:16.000 You know what's really fucked up, though?
00:59:18.000 I think he could have done everything he did with a different name.
00:59:21.000 Absolutely.
00:59:21.000 I really do.
00:59:22.000 I really do.
00:59:23.000 And some hard work.
00:59:24.000 He did some hard work.
00:59:26.000 It's not like he didn't do any hard work at all.
00:59:29.000 He definitely put out those albums.
00:59:31.000 He definitely does those shows.
00:59:33.000 He's definitely hustling, right?
00:59:34.000 So why the fuck did he have to try to do it under your name?
00:59:38.000 It's like he showed just his grand weakness as a man.
00:59:42.000 You know, who are you?
00:59:43.000 It's one thing if you invent your name, like you want to be Jay-Z, you know?
00:59:48.000 Even Jay-Z, supposedly, there was a dude named Jazzo that was in his community that was like an older rapper that was really badass.
00:59:55.000 So he's sort of like...
00:59:56.000 Damn, Joe.
00:59:57.000 Is it Jet Magazine you're doing?
00:59:58.000 How do you know all this?
00:59:59.000 Dude, I know shit.
01:00:00.000 I got my thumb on the pulse of a part of the hood.
01:00:04.000 You know Joe Connected, man.
01:00:07.000 Yeah.
01:00:08.000 Joe is connected.
01:00:09.000 I try to pay attention to shit, dude.
01:00:11.000 But, I mean, it's one thing to make your own name, you know, to call yourself 50 Cent or whatever.
01:00:16.000 But if you take another man's name, you're dealing with a completely different thing.
01:00:21.000 Like, that's not...
01:00:22.000 You didn't make up a name.
01:00:23.000 You're a crazy person.
01:00:24.000 Well, you know, the whole thing about being successful...
01:00:27.000 I mean, when I came up, the whole thing about being successful was...
01:00:31.000 To be able to do it yourself.
01:00:33.000 Right.
01:00:49.000 And I felt that what he's doing right now, he's making a name for me.
01:00:53.000 Yeah.
01:00:53.000 You know, not for himself.
01:00:55.000 He's helping you, trust me.
01:00:56.000 With everybody else's help, this is all helping you.
01:01:00.000 I guarantee you, it's way better than if this guy wasn't around.
01:01:03.000 If this guy wasn't around and you got out of jail, it's like, well, you know, sort of life as usual.
01:01:08.000 And people are going to want to listen to your story.
01:01:09.000 But now the story becomes uber crazy.
01:01:12.000 Yeah.
01:01:12.000 It becomes really strange.
01:01:13.000 Because it's not like, you know, there's a lot of dudes who, like, gangster rappers especially, they'll sort of have, like, a tribute name.
01:01:20.000 Like, they'll call themselves something Gambino.
01:01:22.000 You know what I mean?
01:01:23.000 But they won't use the whole name.
01:01:25.000 You know, they won't say, I'm Al Capone.
01:01:27.000 Like, come on.
01:01:28.000 You can't say, you know, when you say, you're Rick Ross, he did that, I think, thinking you would never come out of jail.
01:01:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:01:35.000 I don't think that they thought I would ever get out.
01:01:38.000 And, you know, it was vacant.
01:01:39.000 They felt it was a vacant house.
01:01:41.000 Nobody's watching it move in.
01:01:43.000 Yeah, because it was really like...
01:01:44.000 A squatter.
01:01:45.000 Yeah.
01:01:46.000 You know, he was a squatter.
01:01:47.000 So he squatted on my name.
01:01:48.000 And it's also, your reality happened before the internet.
01:01:52.000 The craziness of your selling drugs and your basically being one of the biggest drug dealers the country has ever known.
01:02:01.000 All that happened pre-internet.
01:02:02.000 If it happened today, he would never be able to use that name.
01:02:05.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:02:06.000 Absolutely not.
01:02:07.000 But, you know, I mean, it is what it is, Joe.
01:02:11.000 Fascinating!
01:02:11.000 He got it, you know what I'm saying?
01:02:15.000 And now he has a name, and what I want right now is just for him to stop using it.
01:02:20.000 And then pay me a little of my dividends that you made from using my name.
01:02:24.000 I'll tell you this.
01:02:25.000 Kick back in.
01:02:25.000 He's never going to stop using it, and he's...
01:02:29.000 It's not that hard.
01:02:29.000 Look at Buff Daddy and P. Didion.
01:02:31.000 He tattooed it on his hands.
01:02:33.000 Why won't he stop?
01:02:34.000 Well, he can get his tats covered up.
01:02:35.000 They removed tats.
01:02:37.000 But once you tattoo a man's name on your fucking hands, you gotta fight that one out.
01:02:43.000 He's in love.
01:02:44.000 He's in love.
01:02:46.000 He's in love with you for sure.
01:02:48.000 That has got to be crazy.
01:02:50.000 Every time he jerks off, he sees your name on his hands.
01:02:52.000 That's crazy.
01:02:53.000 He's brushing his teeth.
01:02:54.000 He sees your name on his hands.
01:02:56.000 And he knows how you feel about it, too.
01:02:59.000 It's not like you're some dude who's living in Tibet and hiding in a village.
01:03:03.000 He doesn't have to have contact with you.
01:03:05.000 No, I'm out there grinding.
01:03:08.000 I believe, truly believe it's a gift.
01:03:10.000 I really do.
01:03:11.000 I think the whole thing is a gift.
01:03:13.000 He's a ridiculous human being.
01:03:14.000 So it's the perfect guy.
01:03:16.000 Everything you told me to do so far, you was right about it.
01:03:19.000 I'm an idiot savant, man.
01:03:21.000 Trust me on this.
01:03:22.000 I think that him being so ridiculous, he's a preposterous human being.
01:03:27.000 He's obese.
01:03:28.000 He's covered in tattoos.
01:03:30.000 He's a fake rapper who was at one point in time a corrections officer.
01:03:34.000 For that guy to take your name, it's glorious.
01:03:37.000 Yeah.
01:03:37.000 It's like you couldn't ask for a better candidate.
01:03:41.000 Because when they investigate it, they go, check this motherfucker out.
01:03:44.000 And here's what's even better.
01:03:46.000 He's actually talented.
01:03:48.000 So a lot of people are going to hear about him.
01:03:50.000 So a lot of people are going to hear his name.
01:03:52.000 A lot of people are going to hear the story.
01:03:54.000 So he's a gift to you.
01:03:55.000 He really is.
01:03:56.000 This guy is the greatest PR representative you could have ever hired by far.
01:04:02.000 No one could ever reach as many people.
01:04:05.000 And somehow or another get the seeds of your story as this guy pretending to be you.
01:04:09.000 Well, you know what?
01:04:09.000 I got a guy, and he wants to meet you.
01:04:12.000 Yeah?
01:04:13.000 He may be able to reach more guys than that guy.
01:04:16.000 Who?
01:04:17.000 He's the world's greatest spammer.
01:04:19.000 The world's greatest spammer?
01:04:21.000 Yeah, his name is Bill Wagner.
01:04:22.000 I don't think I want to be in the room with that dude.
01:04:24.000 Yeah, what if you get in a fight with him?
01:04:26.000 That would suck.
01:04:27.000 Spam the shit out of you.
01:04:28.000 You'll never be able to get your email again.
01:04:30.000 Oh, you know what?
01:04:30.000 And he says that he does have like a little following.
01:04:34.000 He doesn't know who they are, right?
01:04:35.000 But he says every time he goes on the show, if somebody calls in and badmouth him, well, these guys go and get them.
01:04:42.000 Oh, really?
01:04:42.000 And send them like a thousand pizzas.
01:04:47.000 That's funny.
01:04:48.000 But Bill wants to meet you, man.
01:04:49.000 Okay, we'll hook it up.
01:04:51.000 Alright, definitely.
01:04:52.000 But this guy, though, going back to the fake Rick Ross, him as a publicist, like if you hired him to get your name and story out, do you know how much money it would cost just to get as much attention as it's got, the fact that he stole your name and the fact that so many people are talking about it?
01:05:10.000 That's an incredible story that, like, I would have to think millions of people have heard now.
01:05:16.000 Well, I didn't look at it like that.
01:05:17.000 Millions of people have heard that story now.
01:05:19.000 You know, I'm more to the point to where, you know, the guy stole my name.
01:05:23.000 He didn't have the decency to come and say, you know, look, man, I borrowed your name.
01:05:27.000 I'm going to give it back.
01:05:28.000 I'm just trying to change the whole way you look at it because I really believe the universe gave you a gift.
01:05:33.000 You're looking at it like this dude came along and he victimized you and he fucked you over and he owes you.
01:05:39.000 And I see that too, but I say the universe owes you a gift.
01:05:43.000 It gave you a gift.
01:05:44.000 And that gift is, you got an idiot.
01:05:48.000 You got a silly person pretending to be you who's super talented.
01:05:53.000 I mean, the guy's really, that Every Day I'm Hustlin', that's a badass song.
01:05:56.000 That's a badass song.
01:05:57.000 Even if he stole your, like, the way you talk about shit, like, you said that.
01:06:01.000 That was, like, your quote, Every Day I'm Hustlin', right?
01:06:03.000 Yeah.
01:06:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:06:04.000 Well, I couldn't put it in a song anyway.
01:06:06.000 The guy did a great job with it.
01:06:07.000 What I'm saying is that, and so, so many people will pay attention to him because how good he is.
01:06:12.000 You know, he's a fucking talented guy.
01:06:14.000 Yeah.
01:06:14.000 And then, on top of that, he's got your name tattooed on his hands, and then it just spills out from there.
01:06:19.000 It's beautiful.
01:06:21.000 He's like a Trojan horse.
01:06:24.000 He'll get your story into neighborhoods where it would never ordinarily be.
01:06:28.000 If people investigate him, all they have to do is Google the real Rick Ross.
01:06:33.000 Boom!
01:06:33.000 The story pops up within the first two or three paragraphs.
01:06:36.000 And everybody's going to go, what?!
01:06:39.000 It becomes crazy.
01:06:41.000 Yeah.
01:06:41.000 I think it's a gift.
01:06:42.000 I mean, when you look at it from that aspect, I mean, I guess you're right.
01:06:46.000 You can't lose.
01:06:47.000 You're not losing.
01:06:48.000 He can't stop you from using your name.
01:06:50.000 No.
01:06:50.000 Your real name is fucking Rick Ross.
01:06:52.000 He can't say shit.
01:06:52.000 But there's a lot of circles that, you know, like, say for instance, I want to go to Universal and get a record deal.
01:06:56.000 It's not going to happen.
01:06:58.000 Yeah, that would be interesting.
01:07:00.000 If I want to go to Warner Brothers and get a record deal, because he's already working with them.
01:07:03.000 Yeah, what would they do?
01:07:05.000 What if you were just undeniable and you had a gigantic following, you were the baddest fucking rapper on earth, but your name was also Rick Ross?
01:07:12.000 What the fuck would they do?
01:07:13.000 What would they do?
01:07:14.000 You gotta change your name now?
01:07:16.000 You need a stage name, Rick Ross.
01:07:17.000 You can't be Rick Ross on stage.
01:07:18.000 Well, maybe I'll be William Roberts.
01:07:21.000 William Roberts is the actual fake Rick Ross's name.
01:07:24.000 That's what you should do.
01:07:25.000 I should change my name to William Roberts.
01:07:27.000 Yeah.
01:07:28.000 And see if I can make that famous.
01:07:29.000 Make that Jack Daniels.
01:07:30.000 William Roberts is kind of a badass name.
01:07:32.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:07:32.000 There's nothing wrong with William Roberts.
01:07:34.000 His dad thought it was pretty good.
01:07:35.000 Yeah, it's a good name.
01:07:38.000 That's a strong name, you know, William Roberts.
01:07:41.000 There's nothing wrong with that name.
01:07:43.000 Look, Henry Winkler lived his whole life as Henry Winkler.
01:07:47.000 He turned out great.
01:07:48.000 Henry Winkler can't fuck with...
01:07:50.000 That.
01:07:51.000 William Roberts.
01:07:51.000 That sounds gangster, too.
01:07:53.000 Yeah, it does.
01:07:53.000 William Roberts is strong.
01:07:55.000 Sounds like a dude holding a glass of cognac with a pistol in his pocket.
01:07:58.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:07:59.000 Jack Daniels.
01:08:02.000 Yeah, I'm fascinated by the most ridiculous aspects of our culture.
01:08:08.000 One of the most ridiculous aspects of our culture are fakers.
01:08:11.000 You know, people like...
01:08:13.000 You know, whether it's a guy who pretends that he was a Navy SEAL who wasn't and he gets caught.
01:08:18.000 I love reading that shit, man.
01:08:19.000 There was a dude that was on this mixed martial arts forum.
01:08:23.000 He was like one of the oldest guys to ever fight in an MMA fight.
01:08:27.000 He fought in an MMA fight when he was like 60. The guy was crazy.
01:08:30.000 Big, yoked-up dude at 60, too.
01:08:32.000 But apparently, he was a big, crazy liar, too.
01:08:35.000 And he pretended to be in the Special Forces and pretended to have a bunch of kills in Vietnam.
01:08:42.000 Meanwhile, he worked behind a desk somewhere.
01:08:44.000 They found out he was a total liar.
01:08:46.000 He just made up a store, but he had a whole security company and everything.
01:08:48.000 I am fascinated by that shit.
01:08:50.000 I'm fascinated.
01:08:53.000 When I find fakers, fakers to me, they're perplexing.
01:08:57.000 Well, I think we breed a whole culture now of fakers.
01:09:01.000 I mean, when you watch TV with the reality shows and it's just so much.
01:09:05.000 And I think that could be bad for us.
01:09:07.000 Definitely.
01:09:08.000 For our kids, you know, for our kids to get that idea that, you know, you can fake it and be successful and really not be successful, I mean, it's kind of ridiculous.
01:09:19.000 I don't know.
01:09:20.000 Yeah, we've given a whole generation of people the idea that you can become famous for having no qualities.
01:09:27.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:09:28.000 Nothing.
01:09:29.000 There's nothing there other than, you know, some people want to fuck you, I guess.
01:09:32.000 You know?
01:09:34.000 You watch one of those Kim Kardashian shows and you will shut that TV off and just stare at the wall for an hour going, what the fuck is going on here?
01:09:43.000 Yeah.
01:09:43.000 What did I just watch?
01:09:45.000 I just watched a dumb girl go shopping.
01:09:47.000 I mean, this is the craziest shit ever, that they made a TV show out of this.
01:09:50.000 Yeah, they got some of the craziest stuff on TV now.
01:09:53.000 And most of it's about faking, you know?
01:09:56.000 The basketball wives.
01:09:58.000 I think that's going to be a backlash, though.
01:09:59.000 I think one of the things we're dealing with is, first of all, the fact that TV has really only been around for a couple generations.
01:10:05.000 You know, the television, the reality of it, when did it start?
01:10:09.000 In the 50s?
01:10:10.000 That's not enough time for us to really get a handle of what the fuck it's doing to our culture and then do something about it.
01:10:15.000 And whenever there's any sort of an opportunity to be opportunistic, to make some cash, the easiest way to make some cash is to put some stupid people on TV and make them do ridiculous shit so people go, what the fuck are they doing?
01:10:27.000 But you're watching, dummy, and then they sell you Tide in the commercials and, you know, you can make some money that way.
01:10:34.000 But they don't want smart people.
01:10:35.000 I don't believe that.
01:10:37.000 I really think that it's just, it's not that they don't want smart people on TV. It's just that they want a lot of people to watch.
01:10:44.000 And it's lazy, but the easy way to get a lot of people to watch is just put ridiculous shit on, like Jersey Shore, like, you know, just Real Housewives, where you know these bitches are going to scream and yell at each other.
01:10:55.000 Over nothing.
01:10:56.000 They talk about nonsense.
01:10:57.000 Their minds are filled with air.
01:10:59.000 There's nothing going on other than she said this, and I said this, and I was like, fuck you, bitch.
01:11:03.000 You don't even fucking know me.
01:11:04.000 Don't fuck with me.
01:11:05.000 What are you watching?
01:11:06.000 You're watching morons squawk.
01:11:08.000 You're not even watching a language.
01:11:09.000 You're watching birds going...
01:11:12.000 That's what you're watching.
01:11:13.000 You're watching the human equivalent to crows.
01:11:16.000 They're nonsense people.
01:11:17.000 But you can make money off them.
01:11:19.000 You put them on TV if you're lazy.
01:11:20.000 But do the people that are producing those shows, is that their true interest?
01:11:23.000 You know, no.
01:11:24.000 I mean, in some ways it's kind of fun because it's like the fast food of television.
01:11:29.000 You know, if you're sitting there eating lunch and you turn on the TV real quick and you watch two bitches yell at each other.
01:11:34.000 You fucking hell, my tits are real!
01:11:35.000 You know, you watch that shit, you'll laugh.
01:11:38.000 You'll goof at it.
01:11:39.000 Yeah.
01:11:40.000 But the problem is that it becomes a major part of our programming.
01:11:44.000 You know, it's X amount of percentage of all that's on television today.
01:11:47.000 Absolutely, absolutely.
01:11:48.000 And it affects us in ways that so many people don't really understand.
01:11:52.000 I mean, even like with myself, when I look back at my life, I know that television, movies, affected how I made my decisions because...
01:12:02.000 That became my reality.
01:12:05.000 When you're young and you're impressionable, then you see something and you say, oh man, that shit is real.
01:12:11.000 I'm going to try that myself and see if it works for me.
01:12:13.000 Just like with this guy William Roberts, the rapper that's using my name, Rick Ross, I believe that he's giving kids the wrong impression that you can go out and sell drugs and parlay that into a record career and I believe this is going to have a tremendous backlash on our young people.
01:12:35.000 That's also an issue with you, with this guy using your name.
01:12:38.000 It's not a guy like Jay-Z that's using your name who's a...
01:12:41.000 You know, an excellent member of the community, a guy who's a real good businessman, a guy who's very smart, doesn't say stupid shit in his raps.
01:12:49.000 Knows Beyonce.
01:12:50.000 Knows Beyonce.
01:12:52.000 He gets to hit it.
01:12:53.000 That's all I care about.
01:12:54.000 Yeah, I mean, you're looking at a guy who's a preposterous person.
01:12:58.000 And so, you know, his whole persona is sort of...
01:13:02.000 Really the polar opposite of everything that you have been speaking about since you got out of jail.
01:13:07.000 Well, what I learned.
01:13:08.000 I mean, you know, I learned now that I was duped.
01:13:10.000 Yeah.
01:13:10.000 And that I was bamboozled into believing that I was one thing.
01:13:14.000 And I could have been anything, you know?
01:13:16.000 Yeah.
01:13:16.000 If somebody would have came to me like you did and gave me the t-shirt game, then I would have been selling t-shirts.
01:13:23.000 Yeah.
01:13:23.000 So I believe that what he's doing is...
01:13:27.000 Basically, what he's doing is lacing the kids' boots just like you did with me.
01:13:31.000 But he's lacing them for negativity.
01:13:33.000 And it's a bullshit story.
01:13:35.000 His story is a bullshit story.
01:13:36.000 Absolutely.
01:13:36.000 It doesn't work.
01:13:37.000 It's a fairy tale.
01:13:38.000 Yeah, it's a fairy tale.
01:13:39.000 I think that your story is also a very important story for people to listen to.
01:13:46.000 There's a lot of folks that have that sort of nonsense, you've got to pull yourself up by your bootstraps mentality when it comes to certain aspects of our society, especially people that grow up In impoverished areas.
01:13:59.000 People that grow up in the ghetto.
01:14:00.000 There's this sort of, well, you gotta fucking make it out on your own sort of mentality.
01:14:04.000 I think that's a crazy way to look at raising children.
01:14:07.000 I do too.
01:14:08.000 I think it's insane.
01:14:09.000 I think there's only one way to raise children correctly.
01:14:12.000 Love.
01:14:13.000 And someone who they can respect and someone who provides a good example.
01:14:17.000 Absolutely.
01:14:17.000 Someone who they can learn from.
01:14:18.000 And if a kid is not around that, it's a free-for-all.
01:14:23.000 Absolutely.
01:14:23.000 You don't know where he's going to land.
01:14:24.000 Right.
01:14:25.000 And they're being raised essentially by a bunch of people that grew up in the same exact environment.
01:14:29.000 So there's no breaking that cycle.
01:14:31.000 It's a cycle.
01:14:32.000 And I think that's one of the biggest problems in our entire society.
01:14:36.000 And I think that we spend all this time looking at things that can weaken America overseas when the number one most important Commodity in our culture is us itself, human beings.
01:14:53.000 Everything that's been built, everything that's been invented, everything that's been engineered, everything that's on this earth that makes our life better is made by a human.
01:15:03.000 That means a human invented that.
01:15:05.000 That means all this potential that's in these impoverished communities that gets ignored, all this potential...
01:15:11.000 Of discovery, of curiosity, of creativity, all of it gets wasted in a world of crime and repeating cycles and that as a resource no one looks at.
01:15:24.000 No one in this country looks at that.
01:15:26.000 We look at, oh we need oil, we gotta go over here, we look at this.
01:15:29.000 Our number one resource is human beings.
01:15:32.000 When you look at resources, what is important to us as humans?
01:15:36.000 Other humans, man.
01:15:38.000 Other humans have it set up so we don't have to go hunt some food.
01:15:40.000 We can go to the store and buy a steak.
01:15:43.000 You don't even have to cook it.
01:15:44.000 You go right next door.
01:15:45.000 This place is badass.
01:15:46.000 They'll cook it for you.
01:15:47.000 Yeah.
01:15:47.000 They know what to do.
01:15:48.000 They know the right seasonings.
01:15:49.000 We've simplified the whole game of being a human being because we're important.
01:15:55.000 Because so many of us get together and we provide the resources for each other and we have a system and it all works out well.
01:16:02.000 Well, you gotta look at it in terms of where does that all come from?
01:16:07.000 It all comes from children.
01:16:09.000 That's when you really have your shot.
01:16:11.000 You really have your shot when you're growing and developing and learning things.
01:16:14.000 So your story is a really, really important story to be told because you're finding yourself in a situation where you couldn't read and you're already out of high school.
01:16:26.000 You find yourself all of a sudden involved in this drug game and that seems like the only prospect.
01:16:33.000 You couldn't go to school for tennis because you didn't know how to read.
01:16:38.000 You made it through a school system without knowing how to read.
01:16:40.000 And that's common.
01:16:42.000 That happens a lot.
01:16:43.000 A lot more than people want to admit.
01:16:45.000 65% of the guys in prison can't read.
01:16:48.000 That's fucking crazy!
01:16:51.000 That is fucking crazy.
01:16:53.000 You know, someone posted something, because I'm always talking about this, about how many different prisons are privatized in this country, and how many are actually...
01:17:03.000 Privately owned institutions.
01:17:05.000 That's the big business right now.
01:17:07.000 It's somewhere around 8 to 10 percent, depending on who you ask, of all the prisons in this country.
01:17:13.000 And they're switching up.
01:17:14.000 When I was in prison, they were trying out even the prisons that was owned by the federal government were starting to turn the prisons over to Wagon Hut.
01:17:27.000 Jesus Christ.
01:17:28.000 It's really crazy the idea that you can put people in jail and you can make money from it.
01:17:33.000 And that there's actually like a whole crop of people that are going to come out of this one area as long as you ignore it.
01:17:39.000 Well now they say that they can tell from a kid that's in the third grade if he's going to prison or not.
01:17:45.000 What is it, psychologists are saying this?
01:17:47.000 That's what they're saying, yeah.
01:17:48.000 That's ridiculous.
01:17:49.000 You can't tell that.
01:17:50.000 You can pull that kid out of there and straighten him out.
01:17:52.000 I mean, almost any kid can be raised correctly.
01:17:55.000 It's just almost every kid can be fucked up if they're not raised correctly.
01:17:58.000 Absolutely.
01:17:59.000 I don't think that it matters really to the kid.
01:18:03.000 It's really the environment.
01:18:05.000 If you leave a kid in an environment where there's crime...
01:18:10.000 They'll start to adapt to the crime, you know, and think that crime is okay.
01:18:14.000 I mean, because I had got to the point where I believed that that was a way of life.
01:18:18.000 That's how everybody did it.
01:18:20.000 Yeah, I think that's the environment that you grow up in is a huge factor on who you become.
01:18:26.000 It's a huge, huge factor.
01:18:28.000 And like I said, one of the weakest areas of our country are the places with the most crime and the places with the most despair.
01:18:35.000 And that's the places that also get the least attention.
01:18:38.000 It's like we're a person that has like a pile of...
01:18:41.000 Of garbage in the corner of the house, and we keep saying we're going to get to it, but we just ignore it and walk around it.
01:18:46.000 Instead of just fixing it.
01:18:48.000 Instead of just fixing the situation.
01:18:50.000 If we put just a tenth of what we put into our military budget, just one tenth, to just Settle the inner cities down, provide guidance, put places in where people can stay if they have nowhere to go, and educate people better.
01:19:06.000 Just make it so there's profit in rebuilding cities, the same way there's profit in rebuilding cities, the way we bomb the fuck out of them.
01:19:14.000 If we could just figure out how to do that.
01:19:16.000 Well, see, man, you need to go up in the White House and help Obama out because I said take some of that money they're spending on the drug war.
01:19:23.000 Yeah.
01:19:23.000 You know, they spend like $60 billion a year fighting drugs.
01:19:27.000 Yeah.
01:19:27.000 You know what the problem with stopping the drug war is?
01:19:29.000 There's a whole lot of people fighting the drug war and they'll be out of work.
01:19:32.000 That's going to be a real problem.
01:19:33.000 Yeah.
01:19:34.000 One of the things that keeps certain drugs illegal is the prison guards actually have lobbyists.
01:19:39.000 Yeah.
01:19:39.000 They want to make sure that certain drug laws stay in place because that keeps them in business.
01:19:45.000 Absolutely.
01:19:45.000 Which is crazy that someone would actually, without having to be there and see the look in a person's eyes when they slam the cell on them, without actually being there and experiencing their pain, they're willing to make that decision because they're so far removed from it.
01:20:00.000 It's just them talking to a lobbyist and writing something down and they sign something and make an agreement and shake some hands.
01:20:08.000 And then all of a sudden, boom, this cell somewhere down the line gets shut on a man, and a man loses his life.
01:20:13.000 He loses the reality of the life that he lived because someone is making some money off of him being in jail.
01:20:20.000 And the children lose a father.
01:20:22.000 Yeah, children lose a father.
01:20:23.000 The wife loses a husband.
01:20:25.000 Crazy.
01:20:26.000 And for victimless crimes.
01:20:28.000 And for something completely illogical like most drugs.
01:20:32.000 When you look at most drugs and the harm that most drugs do, there's nothing compared to the harm that legal shit like alcohol does, which nobody's trying to stop.
01:20:40.000 I've never heard a single politician say we need to stop people smoking cigarettes.
01:20:45.000 I've never heard one.
01:20:47.000 I'm just waiting for one person to stand up and say, do you know that there is a company that is selling poison that kills half a million people every year?
01:20:58.000 Every year in this country, half a million people die because of that.
01:21:02.000 This company that's selling poison that they know kills people.
01:21:05.000 And they're making billions of dollars.
01:21:07.000 Well, you know what?
01:21:08.000 He's going to lose his contribution, so he can't say it.
01:21:11.000 Yeah, they can't say it.
01:21:11.000 They never will say it.
01:21:12.000 But, I mean, if a new company came along that was just selling poison to kids, would it really be as bad as cigarettes?
01:21:19.000 I mean, I don't want to compare cigarettes to meth because meth does a quicker job.
01:21:22.000 I mean, I don't want to exaggerate the effect.
01:21:25.000 But when you see a dude who's like 70 years old, been smoking cigarettes his whole life, he's doing this...
01:21:33.000 And then he takes another drag and you go, whoa, they got that dude.
01:21:37.000 Yeah.
01:21:37.000 They got him.
01:21:38.000 But then they're trying to get new ones because they always kill their customers.
01:21:41.000 Yeah.
01:21:41.000 But they keep you around.
01:21:43.000 They slow cook you.
01:21:44.000 They're like a smoker.
01:21:45.000 It's only 150 degrees.
01:21:47.000 You've got to take a day to cook you.
01:21:49.000 It takes a long time to kill you with cigarettes.
01:21:51.000 It's not a quick thing.
01:21:52.000 To me, it's amazing that no one ever brings it up.
01:21:55.000 It never even gets talked about.
01:21:57.000 Well, somebody like you, you know that we need people that's going to stand up and educate our people, man.
01:22:03.000 I have too many skeletons in my closet.
01:22:05.000 They need someone who listens to me that's got their fucking feet on the straight and narrow.
01:22:09.000 Hey, I mean, nobody's perfect, though.
01:22:11.000 We all got our faults.
01:22:13.000 Oh, I know we all have our faults, but my path is definitely not to be in any form of political office.
01:22:19.000 It's not for me.
01:22:20.000 I don't have that time.
01:22:22.000 I don't want to listen to anybody.
01:22:24.000 I don't want to have to do shit I don't want to do.
01:22:27.000 I don't want that responsibility.
01:22:29.000 This system, too, I feel like jumping into this system is like just jumping into a tank full of sharks.
01:22:35.000 It's like, you don't know the rules.
01:22:37.000 You don't know how these fucking crazy assholes have been operating.
01:22:40.000 I would like to talk to Arnold.
01:22:41.000 I would like to ask him what the fuck was it like to go from being Mr. Olympia to being the governor of California.
01:22:48.000 You don't think he'd come here and sit down with you?
01:22:50.000 He might.
01:22:51.000 He might.
01:22:52.000 I bet I could get him maybe in a year.
01:22:54.000 Like, maybe not right now.
01:22:58.000 I'm starting to get bigger examples.
01:23:00.000 I'd have to find someone.
01:23:01.000 I actually do know someone who knows him.
01:23:03.000 Brian Callen did a movie with him.
01:23:04.000 He said he was great.
01:23:06.000 He said he was a great guy.
01:23:07.000 He said he was hilarious.
01:23:08.000 This is like after the scandal with his maid and everything.
01:23:11.000 How many men get to have two wives living in the same house?
01:23:14.000 Damn.
01:23:17.000 Arnold, he's quite a character.
01:23:19.000 I would like to talk to him about what it was like to be a governor.
01:23:22.000 Whether it was what he thought it was going to be like.
01:23:24.000 Because you look at that shit from the outside.
01:23:27.000 What the hell do you do once you get in there?
01:23:29.000 How could you fix any of this stuff?
01:23:31.000 We don't have any money.
01:23:33.000 God damn.
01:23:34.000 The money for schools and money for all these programs that you want to initiate, there's really not that much resources.
01:23:42.000 It's got to be really difficult.
01:23:43.000 And then you've got all these people that are trying to steal.
01:23:45.000 All these people trying to get contracts.
01:23:46.000 All of them trying to steal.
01:23:47.000 They're trying to steal from each other.
01:23:48.000 You've got to hide the money from each other.
01:23:51.000 I would love to get high with Obama.
01:23:53.000 That would be my favorite thing.
01:23:54.000 If you said, would you like to be able to fly through the air like Superman for three hours, fly wherever you want, or sit down, smoke weed with Obama for three hours, I will take the latter.
01:24:10.000 I would smoke weed with Obama more than I would fly like Superman for three hours.
01:24:14.000 And that's saying a lot.
01:24:16.000 Because flying like Superman would be cool as fuck.
01:24:19.000 Yeah.
01:24:20.000 If you could do that, especially if you were high and you flew like Superman.
01:24:24.000 Flying as Superwoman would be better.
01:24:25.000 Flying as Superwoman would be better.
01:24:27.000 Shut up.
01:24:27.000 Because you have boobs and a vagina.
01:24:28.000 Shut up.
01:24:29.000 You always say this.
01:24:30.000 It's not true.
01:24:30.000 It's way better.
01:24:31.000 You'd be a chick and then you'd start crying.
01:24:32.000 For an hour?
01:24:33.000 You'd get your period halfway in the middle of your flight.
01:24:35.000 No.
01:24:35.000 Stop.
01:24:38.000 I would love to talk.
01:24:39.000 Shut up.
01:24:39.000 I would love to talk to that dude and find out what it's like to actually be the president.
01:24:44.000 Yeah, I'd like to talk to him too.
01:24:45.000 Tell him I got some homeboys in prison for non-violent offenses.
01:24:49.000 When are you going to let him out?
01:24:50.000 Do you think he would do it?
01:24:52.000 Do you think he would ever sit down with someone like you and have a conversation?
01:24:55.000 He might be the only guy that's ever been president.
01:24:57.000 That might not be political correct to sit down with me, you know?
01:24:59.000 Yeah, but he's what they call a lame duck.
01:25:01.000 It's like he can't win again.
01:25:04.000 Can you imagine the headlines?
01:25:06.000 President Obama sits down with a drug dealer.
01:25:10.000 Yeah.
01:25:12.000 Yeah, but, you know, you've shown since you've got out that you've been trying to put people on a path different than the one that you've been on.
01:25:19.000 I think that's all you can ask from a man.
01:25:21.000 You can't ask for a man to not make mistakes.
01:25:23.000 What you ask for a man is to, once he's made mistakes, be honest about those mistakes and try to help people to keep them from making the same mistakes themselves.
01:25:31.000 You've done that.
01:25:32.000 That's an exemplary member of society.
01:25:34.000 Yeah, but they still, you know, want to throw...
01:25:36.000 The drug dealer.
01:25:38.000 Listen, they don't appreciate that you are a bad motherfucker in an illegal business.
01:25:44.000 That's what it is.
01:25:46.000 They don't appreciate that.
01:25:48.000 Bad motherfuckers in illegal business are still bad motherfuckers.
01:25:51.000 You focused your energy.
01:25:54.000 And I didn't put a gun in nobody's head.
01:25:56.000 I never walked up to nobody and said, look, motherfucker, you're going to smoke this here.
01:26:01.000 Right.
01:26:01.000 Get the pipe, pick the pipe up, put it on there, and smoke it right now while I'm watching it.
01:26:05.000 Do you think you would have been able to, I mean, it's really kind of, I hate to say this again, but it really kind of is a gift that you got stopped from continuing to sell drugs because there's no old drug dealers.
01:26:19.000 There's no bold drug dealers and there's no old drug dealers.
01:26:22.000 No.
01:26:23.000 And there's certainly no old bold drug dealers.
01:26:26.000 Right?
01:26:26.000 You get to a certain point in time and somebody wants your spot or there's something going on or there's a lot of money involved.
01:26:33.000 Shit goes down.
01:26:33.000 But you manage to avoid all of that.
01:26:36.000 Well, I did 20 years, though.
01:26:38.000 You did, and you learned how to write, okay?
01:26:40.000 And when you came out, look at you now.
01:26:42.000 Like, look at you now.
01:26:43.000 You're positive.
01:26:44.000 You're happy.
01:26:45.000 Every time I see you, you're smiling.
01:26:47.000 You have a warm way about you.
01:26:49.000 You're very personal with people.
01:26:51.000 Like, I would never wish 20 years in prison on anybody, but you handled it about as good as a person can do.
01:26:58.000 Yeah, well, you know, when I was there, I made up my mind that I wasn't going to let prison do me.
01:27:03.000 Right.
01:27:03.000 You know, a lot of guys, when they come there, they mope around and they cry about being there.
01:27:07.000 And what I said is that, you know what, I'm going to make the best of this because I'm going home.
01:27:12.000 Even though I had a life sentence, I always had in the back of my mind that I was going to get out one day.
01:27:16.000 And so I started preparing to do that because I knew nobody was going to hire me.
01:27:21.000 You know, some told me, say, man...
01:27:23.000 If you ever get out, the first thing they're going to say about you is you're a drug dealer.
01:27:27.000 So you've got to do something to where you can get in and you don't have to need anybody to approve you.
01:27:37.000 So many guys, they get out, they have to go to people, go to McDonald's, fill out an application, and hoping that they accept them.
01:27:44.000 Well, I don't work like that.
01:27:46.000 I work to a way where nobody has to approve me but myself.
01:27:50.000 Well, that's the way you would like to work.
01:27:53.000 Yeah.
01:27:53.000 Everybody would like to be in that situation, but you demand that, and that's what made you a bad motherfucker in an illegal business, and that's what makes you a bad motherfucker in legal businesses that you focus yourself on.
01:28:05.000 Yeah.
01:28:09.000 For someone like Obama or anyone to meet with you.
01:28:12.000 I think it's important to give people the...
01:28:16.000 First of all, to show people your story.
01:28:18.000 And second of all, to let people know that when you make mistakes in life, you can correct those and be better because of it.
01:28:24.000 And then have...
01:28:25.000 Part of your contribution is explaining mistakes and letting young kids...
01:28:30.000 And I think that's important.
01:28:30.000 It's very important.
01:28:31.000 You know, I think it's very important that people who've made mistakes come back and tell others, well, you know what, if you go that way, this is what's going to happen.
01:28:38.000 But a lot of people, you know, they don't look at it that way.
01:28:42.000 You know, like sometimes I want to go out and speak to kids and they...
01:28:45.000 One day I'm at a high school in L.A. and they call the news and tell them, hey, they got a drug dealer on the campus.
01:28:53.000 And so the news crew, they shoot down to the school, and just as I'm walking out, and they're like, where's the drug dealer?
01:28:59.000 They said, it's a drug dealer on campus.
01:29:01.000 And I said, no, it's an ex-drug dealer.
01:29:04.000 And they said, oh, no, we thought it was somebody else.
01:29:10.000 Sensationalism.
01:29:10.000 They're just looking for things to be exciting.
01:29:13.000 Well, you know, negative news sales.
01:29:15.000 They're not looking for anything positive.
01:29:18.000 They don't want to portray the positiveness in what I'm doing.
01:29:22.000 And I can deal with that because I'm not doing it for their approval.
01:29:25.000 I'm doing it because this is what I like doing and I think it's the right thing for me to do.
01:29:30.000 I think it's the right thing for you to do too.
01:29:32.000 And I think that what you said about that it's good for people to see these examples of people who've made mistakes and explained their mistakes.
01:29:40.000 I think it's something that's missing in our world.
01:29:43.000 And I think that if there were more books written, instead of just about crime and glorifying crime, how about it written about dudes who did shit and wish they could take it back?
01:29:52.000 Right.
01:29:52.000 How about talk to dudes who murdered their wife and like, God damn it, I love that girl.
01:29:57.000 Like, what the fuck was wrong with me?
01:29:58.000 Once you settle down, you realize how crazy you were when you killed someone.
01:30:02.000 And then there's very few books where people are honest about that, about...
01:30:06.000 Or if you let some of those guys in prison, you know, I think that we should have a system where guys that are in prison, in these maximum security prisons, get a way to tell the kids what it's like.
01:30:17.000 You know, sitting in a cell by yourself 23 hours a day or 24 hours a day.
01:30:21.000 Well, I know they had that scared straight, you know, they had that scared straight program that they were doing with kids for a while.
01:30:29.000 They made a lot of videos about that.
01:30:31.000 Do you remember that?
01:30:32.000 I remember that when I was growing up.
01:30:35.000 I mean something even more because I don't know if that was real or not.
01:30:39.000 Right.
01:30:40.000 It seemed a little theatrical, right?
01:30:41.000 Yeah.
01:30:41.000 I'm talking about something that's really...
01:30:44.000 Because a lot of those guys in prison, you know, even like the guy Larry Hoover who the rapper rapped about.
01:30:51.000 I think a guy like him, he's famous.
01:30:55.000 And he would be great to reach out to the kids and tell the kids what it's like to live in the maximum, you know, one of the most secure penitentiaries in the United States.
01:31:04.000 Okay.
01:31:04.000 I mean, because I'm even fascinated with what it's like in there.
01:31:06.000 You know, I hear that they're locked down 23 hours a day.
01:31:11.000 Their shower moves to their door.
01:31:13.000 So, you know, you don't come out your cell to shower.
01:31:16.000 Your mail comes over a screen.
01:31:18.000 I mean, it's like terrible.
01:31:20.000 You don't have any human contact.
01:31:22.000 Wow.
01:31:22.000 So everyone is essentially in solitary.
01:31:24.000 Yep.
01:31:25.000 And then one hour a day, are you allowed to mingle with people?
01:31:28.000 Well, you're allowed to go out in the sun.
01:31:30.000 And is there other people out there as well?
01:31:32.000 I don't think so.
01:31:33.000 So you go out in the sun by yourself?
01:31:34.000 Right.
01:31:35.000 What the fuck?
01:31:35.000 In a little box.
01:31:36.000 It's a little box, you know, where the sun can shine down, probably through a window or something.
01:31:42.000 You know, they let you play handball or something like that.
01:31:44.000 Oh my god.
01:31:46.000 But I hear it's an awful thing, you know, and...
01:31:49.000 We got guys there that should be able to tell their stories.
01:31:53.000 Yeah, that's a crazy life.
01:31:55.000 The world changes.
01:31:57.000 Not the way I had planned on living my life, and I was close to living like that.
01:32:02.000 I missed that by really just a few decisions.
01:32:07.000 I made a few of the right decisions at the right time, and it spared me from being...
01:32:13.000 In that position because I could have made, you know, some decisions that could have landed me there.
01:32:18.000 You know, it was times that other people were suggesting, oh, do this here, do this here.
01:32:23.000 Something violent.
01:32:24.000 Something violent, you know.
01:32:25.000 Somebody had run off with some money and, you know, my guys, man, let's teach them a lesson.
01:32:32.000 Something just told me.
01:32:34.000 That ain't the way to go.
01:32:36.000 Well, it's very intelligent that you did that.
01:32:39.000 I think your story, like I said, is very important for young people.
01:32:44.000 I remember very clearly how stupid I was when I was 13 or 14. I would think about the future and where I would be.
01:32:51.000 I could have made a million dumb decisions.
01:32:56.000 When I was that age and I think every time you as a young man get to see the example of people who've made mistakes and corrected them or went the wrong way in life and then rewrote their path later in life and became successful,
01:33:12.000 I think those are really important for young people to shape their vision of the world, to understand that there's going to be decisions you're going to have to make and part of the learning process is making the wrong decision.
01:33:22.000 Absolutely.
01:33:23.000 Well, you know, one time I read a book about a guy, and he was saying that people think that he's smart.
01:33:30.000 And he said that he don't think he's smart, he just made a lot of bad decisions.
01:33:35.000 And by making so many bad decisions, he made a few correct ones.
01:33:39.000 Yeah.
01:33:41.000 That is a weird thing where we want people to have never made any bad decisions.
01:33:46.000 We want you to only be correct all the time.
01:33:49.000 Yeah.
01:33:51.000 And you have to develop.
01:33:52.000 You know, one of the things that I've been telling the young people I'm working with right now, you know, I got a young artist that I'm working with right now, C. Carter.
01:34:01.000 Shout out to C. Carter.
01:34:03.000 Y'all check her out at IamCCarter on Twitter.
01:34:05.000 Are you managing?
01:34:06.000 I'm managing her.
01:34:07.000 You're managing?
01:34:07.000 She dope too.
01:34:08.000 C. Carter, like the letter C? Yeah.
01:34:11.000 And then another C, A-R-T-E-R? Yep.
01:34:14.000 C. Carter.
01:34:14.000 And one of the main things that I'm trying to get her to understand, and she has a remarkable story, too, when people investigate her and find out where she comes from.
01:34:23.000 And she was telling me just, she's never had anybody like me to give her the advice that I'm giving her.
01:34:28.000 And one of the things that I tell her is that you must continue to develop.
01:34:32.000 And in order to develop, you have to try new things.
01:34:35.000 And when you try new things, you're going to make some mistakes.
01:34:38.000 As long as you don't make mistakes that's going to send you to prison or kill you, you're good.
01:34:45.000 Yeah, as long as you make the mistakes that you're just taking chances.
01:34:48.000 You're not doing something fucked up.
01:34:50.000 Exactly.
01:34:51.000 There's a lot of mistakes that are the most important things that you're ever going to do in your life.
01:34:55.000 Some of the failures that I've had over the years have been the motivating factors for success times a million.
01:35:01.000 If I had done well instead of just failed miserably, maybe I wouldn't have gotten so excited about picking up the pieces and getting my shit together again.
01:35:08.000 I think that some of the biggest fuck-ups I've ever had are the most motivating factors in my life.
01:35:14.000 Yeah.
01:35:15.000 You know?
01:35:16.000 I think people need to hear that, man.
01:35:18.000 Well, definitely for mine.
01:35:19.000 One of the biggest mistakes I made was to get involved with selling cocaine.
01:35:23.000 Yeah.
01:35:24.000 But it's been one of the...
01:35:27.000 Probably the most educational things in my whole life.
01:35:30.000 In the whole game, I spent about 28 years selling it for eight and then the 20 years I did in prison.
01:35:36.000 So it was a big chunk of my life that I spent in that game.
01:35:41.000 But I learned so much from that that, man, I wouldn't give it back for nothing.
01:35:47.000 It's a fascinating thing, isn't it?
01:35:49.000 The life that you think you're going to live when you're a kid watching TV shows, and the actual life that you've lived after all these years, it gets very strange, doesn't it?
01:35:59.000 It does, it does, it does.
01:36:02.000 Now, I know you're in the middle of some sort of a court case with this dude who's stealing your name.
01:36:08.000 Where does it stand right now?
01:36:10.000 We have a trial day right now against Warner Brothers.
01:36:14.000 We go to trial August the 27th.
01:36:17.000 Just come from court for that right now.
01:36:19.000 Yeah.
01:36:20.000 Can't talk about it.
01:36:22.000 Right.
01:36:22.000 But, you know, I'm not going to give up.
01:36:27.000 No matter what they do, they throw all these lawyers at me.
01:36:31.000 Have they tried to give you a settlement?
01:36:34.000 Would you ever license your name if you won?
01:36:37.000 Like, hey, I get 30% of everything you do.
01:36:39.000 I don't want to, you know?
01:36:42.000 Right.
01:36:42.000 But at the same time, you know, I'm really tired of dealing with this issue, you know?
01:36:50.000 Maybe you could license it openly on the internet and a lot of people can become Rick Ross.
01:36:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:36:54.000 Make it a website.
01:36:56.000 BeRickRoss.com.
01:36:57.000 You would, like, flood the internet with Rick Ross's.
01:36:59.000 If you did it, like, as a PayPal thing where it's only five bucks and for five bucks you could use the name Rick Ross.
01:37:04.000 Yeah.
01:37:04.000 So all these people's websites are, like, the newest of the new Rick Ross.
01:37:08.000 And, like...
01:37:09.000 Obvious, like white dudes with red hair pretending to be the newest Rick Ross because they licensed that for five bucks.
01:37:16.000 And then that shit becomes a joke.
01:37:18.000 And then he becomes a ridiculous person.
01:37:21.000 Even more ridiculous.
01:37:22.000 I might try that, man.
01:37:23.000 And he'd probably make a lot of fucking money.
01:37:24.000 And by the way, the other people, how long are they going to keep using that name?
01:37:28.000 Oh, like a week?
01:37:28.000 It's going to fuck around.
01:37:30.000 You don't think nobody might adopt it forever?
01:37:32.000 A lot of people would.
01:37:33.000 And tattoo it on him?
01:37:35.000 At least one dude would tattoo it on him.
01:37:39.000 Did you see that crazy girl who met a dude for 24 hours and then had him tattoo his name on her face?
01:37:45.000 Yes.
01:37:45.000 That was the most horrific thing I've ever seen in my life.
01:37:48.000 Pull up the picture when you can.
01:37:50.000 It's unbelievable.
01:37:51.000 I guess it was in Russia or something like that.
01:37:53.000 Her whole face was this dude's name.
01:37:55.000 Like, the whole side of her face, he tattooed in giant black letters his name.
01:38:00.000 Wow.
01:38:00.000 Yeah.
01:38:01.000 Whoa.
01:38:01.000 I might try that $5 thing, though.
01:38:03.000 That sounds like an idea.
01:38:04.000 It's not a bad idea.
01:38:06.000 It won't cost me anything, huh?
01:38:08.000 License the use of the name Rick Ross.
01:38:10.000 It'll cost you $5.
01:38:11.000 The only problem with that is then it sets a precedent, and then the Rick Ross rapper goes, well, I'll give you $5.
01:38:17.000 Shit.
01:38:18.000 Alright, look at this.
01:38:19.000 Look at this.
01:38:20.000 This horrific tattoo this girl got.
01:38:23.000 On the left and the right side of her face.
01:38:25.000 That's unbelievable, man.
01:38:25.000 She was dead there.
01:38:27.000 It's like a car accident on her face.
01:38:28.000 This guy just tattooed his name across her face.
01:38:31.000 And this photo looks like she was a pretty girl.
01:38:33.000 Oh, she was beautiful.
01:38:34.000 They had a picture of her before the tattoo.
01:38:36.000 It's crazy.
01:38:38.000 What was she thinking about?
01:38:39.000 I don't know.
01:38:40.000 She's nuts.
01:38:40.000 And look at the guy!
01:38:41.000 Look at the guy.
01:38:42.000 He's got tattoos all over his face, too.
01:38:43.000 Oh, look at her.
01:38:44.000 Oh, she was really pretty before that.
01:38:46.000 Scroll back up again.
01:38:47.000 This guy is a jerk for letting her do that.
01:38:50.000 He looks like a baby.
01:38:51.000 Dude, he did it to her.
01:38:53.000 He's a jerk.
01:38:54.000 He tattooed her.
01:38:55.000 What a jerk.
01:38:56.000 He's not a nice guy.
01:38:58.000 Wow.
01:38:59.000 That makes me mad.
01:38:59.000 The world's fucked, man.
01:39:00.000 There's at least one dude who will tattoo your name on their knuckles.
01:39:04.000 We better not try that, though.
01:39:06.000 We better not try that.
01:39:07.000 Yeah, let's not try that until after the settlement.
01:39:09.000 After the settlement, after Rick, he's going to have to pay you.
01:39:12.000 He's inevitably going to have to pay you.
01:39:14.000 But when he pays you, what does he do?
01:39:15.000 Does he become Rosé?
01:39:16.000 Does he change his name and just become Rosé?
01:39:18.000 And that's his new...
01:39:19.000 He's sort of got like an escape identity, right?
01:39:24.000 He's sort of got a bit of an escape identity with that other name, right?
01:39:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:27.000 He came up with that to offset.
01:39:30.000 It's not a bad move.
01:39:31.000 He should really commit to that.
01:39:33.000 I think he should commit to his real name.
01:39:36.000 William Roberts.
01:39:36.000 I mean, you know, make his dad proud of him.
01:39:38.000 Yeah.
01:39:38.000 Is his dad still around?
01:39:39.000 Your dad come to a concert.
01:39:40.000 That's my son up there in...
01:39:42.000 If he's built like his dad, his dad probably ain't around.
01:39:46.000 I would change my name to R2. R2D2? No, just R2. R2, Rick Ross 2?
01:39:51.000 Just R2, yeah.
01:39:52.000 R-Dose?
01:39:52.000 That's kind of hip.
01:39:53.000 R-R-Dose?
01:39:56.000 The whole thing's a mess, man.
01:39:59.000 Is it surreal to you?
01:40:00.000 I mean, how does it feel like to have a guy that you see on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, you see your name on it, and you're just like, what kind of world are we living in?
01:40:09.000 It kind of lets me know that I did accomplish something in life.
01:40:14.000 I mean, you know, when people start naming themselves after you, you know you came, right?
01:40:19.000 You did it so...
01:40:20.000 It's such a fascinating way because you did it...
01:40:22.000 First of all, you avoided violence, and then you got out, and then learned how to read, went through jail and everything, and then you came out and you're like this peaceful person.
01:40:33.000 It's like you managed to avoid a lot of the negative karma and negative repercussions of that situation, but you also managed to keep that name.
01:40:41.000 I mean, you are Rick Ross.
01:40:43.000 You're the real Rick Ross.
01:40:44.000 Yeah, I'm the real Rick Ross.
01:40:45.000 I heard about you before you went to jail.
01:40:46.000 I heard about you in the news.
01:40:47.000 Yeah.
01:40:48.000 Fuck yeah.
01:40:49.000 A long time ago.
01:40:50.000 I think I was in Massachusetts.
01:40:52.000 You know what?
01:40:52.000 I used to believe, when I was in the drug business, I believed I was under the radar.
01:40:57.000 I didn't think people knew about me, right?
01:40:59.000 Because I used to use fake names to hide myself.
01:41:04.000 When I go around people who didn't know me, You know, all my friends would call me.
01:41:08.000 Hey, Charlie.
01:41:08.000 Hey, Joe.
01:41:09.000 All the time, different names?
01:41:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:41:12.000 You know, because you don't want nobody knowing your name because if somebody knows your name, now they can tell the cops, hey.
01:41:17.000 Right.
01:41:17.000 That guy's the guy.
01:41:18.000 That's the guy right there, Rick Ross.
01:41:20.000 Right.
01:41:21.000 You know, we would go to clubs and stuff like that.
01:41:23.000 People would call me anything but Rick Ross, you know.
01:41:27.000 Now, when you found out, I guess you said you were in jail.
01:41:31.000 When you found out about the whole connection to the Iran-Contra scandal.
01:41:35.000 Yeah.
01:41:36.000 How did you find that out?
01:41:39.000 For the folks who don't know, just give them the real quick rundown of what it was.
01:41:45.000 My lawyer calls me one day, and we're talking about my case, and he tells me, he says, man, this reporter calls me and says he got some stuff for us, but he's not going to give us what he got unless we give him what we got.
01:41:58.000 You want to talk to him?
01:41:59.000 I'm looking at a life sentence, so I'm like, man, I ain't got nothing to lose.
01:42:03.000 Tell him to come on down.
01:42:04.000 What are you going to do?
01:42:05.000 He can't do no more than already done.
01:42:06.000 So he comes down, we start talking, and he's telling me about it.
01:42:09.000 Oh man, this thing is bigger than you, and you don't know what you was into, and then all of a sudden, I'm thinking like, wow.
01:42:17.000 Because I just went through the thing with the crooked cops, you know, with the L.A. sheriff that was planting the drugs and stealing the money and had the houses, you know, in Arizona on the river and whatnot, right?
01:42:26.000 So I'm saying, bigger?
01:42:28.000 Well, maybe these might be DEA agents that's crooked, right?
01:42:33.000 So...
01:42:35.000 I don't know.
01:42:36.000 So then all of a sudden we go to trial.
01:42:38.000 We start trial.
01:42:38.000 And then he doesn't give us the information, but what he does is he starts to ask questions through my lawyer.
01:42:46.000 And then he starts to talk about Ronald Reagan and Enrique Remutes and the Nicaraguan Contras.
01:42:55.000 And I'm like, the Nicaraguan Contras?
01:43:00.000 So when I go back to my cell, I start studying.
01:43:02.000 What was the Contras?
01:43:03.000 You know, who is Enrique Remudes and the whole nine yards?
01:43:08.000 He still doesn't tell me.
01:43:10.000 I don't find out the whole scoop until his newspaper dropped.
01:43:13.000 When his newspaper dropped in the San Jose Mercury News, I'm on the front cover.
01:43:18.000 And it says that the CIA-backed Army was selling drugs to me, which they was.
01:43:24.000 I knew Blandone, but I didn't know he was working with the CIA. I mean, like, damn, the guy I'm working with?
01:43:30.000 You should have told me.
01:43:31.000 We could have really got it in, right?
01:43:35.000 So that's when I first found out.
01:43:38.000 That was my first.
01:43:39.000 And a lot of people, you know, they don't believe me when I tell them that I had no knowledge.
01:43:43.000 But I had absolutely no knowledge that he was a CIA operative.
01:43:47.000 It's crazy that the people that busted you were not aware of your whole situation.
01:43:51.000 They were not aware of who you were making money for.
01:43:54.000 No.
01:43:55.000 Well...
01:43:55.000 So that just shows you how much chaos is in that whole world of black ops.
01:44:01.000 Well, you know, that drug business, man, it's so big, you know.
01:44:06.000 And I'm not just saying from the street level, but for DEA, you know, I watched a documentary about two weeks ago.
01:44:14.000 I spoke at a church in Compton.
01:44:18.000 And they had some cops on there and were saying that these cops wouldn't investigate homicides because you would get a better promotion by investigating drugs.
01:44:30.000 If you want to go and be the captain of the station, you don't go to homicide.
01:44:36.000 If you're on homicide, you want to switch to drug enforcement because that's where they were giving all the promotions to.
01:44:42.000 To tie up that story, for the folks who don't know the story or are listening to this for the first time, what he was saying was that while he was selling drugs, the money that he was earning, selling the drugs, the drugs were actually coming from the CIA, which was using that money to fund the Contra army against the Sandinistas.
01:45:02.000 That was backed by Reagan, Oliver North...
01:45:05.000 Yeah, Reagan, all that stuff that was on trial, the Iran-Contra trials, the Oliver North trials.
01:45:09.000 You know, they say Oliver North might be coming out speaking now.
01:45:12.000 Really?
01:45:13.000 That's who you should get on the show.
01:45:14.000 Really?
01:45:15.000 Speaking about what?
01:45:16.000 Is he going to tell the truth about everything?
01:45:18.000 He's going to come clean.
01:45:19.000 One of the guys told me that he's doing a documentary and one of the producers was saying that he's interested in having me in his documentary.
01:45:26.000 Oh my God.
01:45:27.000 So you already know it.
01:45:28.000 I'm going to tell him.
01:45:29.000 Yeah.
01:45:29.000 Yeah, you're going to be in it.
01:45:31.000 Yeah.
01:45:32.000 How do you not sit down and tell your story?
01:45:34.000 That's a fascinating situation.
01:45:36.000 Yeah, so that would be the last link.
01:45:38.000 So he was a big part of the organization of the whole thing, right?
01:45:42.000 Well, he was the guy that dealt with the White House.
01:45:46.000 It stopped at Oliver North.
01:45:48.000 Wow.
01:45:48.000 It didn't go to Bush and Reagan.
01:45:51.000 Oliver North stopped at him.
01:45:53.000 I used to have an Ollie North for President t-shirt.
01:45:56.000 I didn't even know the story.
01:45:57.000 I was like fucking 16 or something.
01:45:58.000 I thought he was a bad motherfucker.
01:46:00.000 I mean, you know, he was trying to save the country.
01:46:02.000 Yeah.
01:46:03.000 The idea behind it, though, is fascinating, the way they chose to do it.
01:46:06.000 It just shows you that that is the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you could ever come up with.
01:46:12.000 The CIA is selling drugs in the ghetto, and then they're using that money to fund illegal wars.
01:46:19.000 But you know what's crazy?
01:46:20.000 How do I keep getting mixed up in these types of situations, right?
01:46:23.000 I got the craziest rapper in the world.
01:46:25.000 Right.
01:46:26.000 You've had an interesting life, my friend.
01:46:28.000 Take my name.
01:46:29.000 Yeah.
01:46:29.000 And then I was involved with Oliver North.
01:46:31.000 Yeah.
01:46:32.000 I mean, that is one of the craziest drug stories ever.
01:46:35.000 And the fact that you got out of it completely unscathed.
01:46:38.000 I mean, how many dudes are even still alive that you were in business with 20 years ago?
01:46:42.000 A lot of my friends are dead.
01:46:43.000 Must be, right?
01:46:43.000 A lot of friends are dead.
01:46:44.000 A lot are still in prison with life sentences.
01:46:46.000 Wow.
01:46:49.000 One of my goals is to change those laws and bring those guys home because I don't think a guy should do 30 years.
01:46:56.000 He didn't kill anybody.
01:46:57.000 Yeah, I agree with you 100%.
01:46:59.000 And more so, I think that we need to reevaluate what's legal and illegal in this country.
01:47:04.000 Because we have a corrupt series of politicians that have been bought off and have put a bunch of laws in place and have allowed people to sell all kinds of shit that kills people all the time.
01:47:14.000 And people voted to make marijuana legal and they still won't.
01:47:18.000 Yeah, they voted to make it medically legal.
01:47:21.000 Even the legal, the legality of it statewide in Colorado and Washington State is coming to question federally.
01:47:26.000 You know, I mean, there's a bunch of gangsters around this country and they're not nice people.
01:47:30.000 And a lot of the shit they're doing is stupid and it's unnecessary.
01:47:33.000 And, you know, we want...
01:47:36.000 We want a government.
01:47:36.000 We want a police force.
01:47:38.000 We want a fire department.
01:47:39.000 We want a president.
01:47:41.000 We want all that shit.
01:47:42.000 We just don't want the corruption that comes with it almost inevitably.
01:47:45.000 And it's unfortunate, but your story is a perfect example of how fucked the whole system is.
01:47:53.000 The fact that the CIA was absolutely selling drugs.
01:48:00.000 Right?
01:48:01.000 I mean, they were selling it through you.
01:48:04.000 You're the guy.
01:48:05.000 Well, I can't say that they wasn't actually selling it themselves.
01:48:11.000 Right.
01:48:11.000 It was their operatives that were selling it.
01:48:13.000 So, these guys, they made it very clear, well, this guy wasn't an agent.
01:48:17.000 We're not working for the CIA. Yeah, he wasn't an agent.
01:48:20.000 Well, that's how they're making the money.
01:48:21.000 He was just on our payroll.
01:48:22.000 Yeah.
01:48:22.000 Seems a difference, I guess.
01:48:24.000 You can be on the payroll.
01:48:25.000 You can get a check from the CIA, but you're not a CIA agent.
01:48:28.000 Yeah.
01:48:29.000 He's not CIA. He's just CIA. It's a fucked up world.
01:48:36.000 I had hoped that when Obama got in that he represented something different.
01:48:40.000 And maybe he does.
01:48:41.000 Maybe it's just it's so hard to change that it takes a long fucking time to turn anything around.
01:48:46.000 It takes a long fucking time to turn anything around.
01:48:52.000 I want to find out if he's going to do anything for the hood.
01:48:54.000 Yeah, well, now's the time, right?
01:48:56.000 He got re-elected.
01:48:57.000 Exactly.
01:48:58.000 And they voted him in.
01:49:00.000 You know, the hood came out.
01:49:01.000 The hood don't vote, right?
01:49:02.000 Yeah.
01:49:03.000 But they came out for Obama.
01:49:04.000 Yeah, twice.
01:49:05.000 Yeah.
01:49:06.000 So, you know, we're hoping that he'll, you know, take this time and do something, put some programs in the hood, you know.
01:49:13.000 Yeah, and like I said, one-tenth of what's used to blow up other countries could change everything radically.
01:49:18.000 We could have an incredible nation.
01:49:21.000 If we started focusing our resources on putting money, I mean, we spend so much money in rehabilitating cities after we invade them.
01:49:31.000 You know, how much money do we spend in Iraq?
01:49:33.000 How much money has Halliburton made?
01:49:36.000 How much money did they make?
01:49:37.000 What do they do with all the money?
01:49:39.000 I don't know.
01:49:39.000 Hookers?
01:49:41.000 Bullets?
01:49:43.000 Gasoline?
01:49:44.000 Yeah.
01:49:45.000 A lot of shit, man.
01:49:46.000 Listen, I've got to wrap this up, but thank you very much for coming by again.
01:49:49.000 And if people want to buy your shirt, where do they buy it one more time?
01:49:52.000 They can go to FreewaySocialMedia.com.
01:49:55.000 FreewaySocialMedia.com and follow TheRealRickRoss on Twitter.
01:49:59.000 It's FreewayRicky.
01:50:01.000 That's right?
01:50:02.000 Yeah.
01:50:03.000 FreewayRicky.
01:50:07.000 Freewayliteracy.org.
01:50:07.000 Yeah, that's my non-profit.
01:50:09.000 I got my non-profit now.
01:50:09.000 Oh, you have a non-profit.
01:50:10.000 I'm rolling.
01:50:11.000 Look at that.
01:50:11.000 See, that's beautiful.
01:50:12.000 I'm taking advice, man.
01:50:13.000 That's beautiful, man.
01:50:15.000 Freewayliteracy.org.
01:50:17.000 So that's one more time from the beginning.
01:50:18.000 It's Freewayliteracy.org.
01:50:20.000 FreewayRicky on Twitter.
01:50:22.000 And the other one is?
01:50:24.000 FreewaySocialMedia.com.
01:50:25.000 FreewaySocialMedia.com.
01:50:26.000 Ladies and gentlemen, go support The Real Rick Ross and get yourself a fat t-shirt like this one right here.
01:50:31.000 It says The Real Rick Ross is not a rapper.
01:50:33.000 And that's a business that Joe got me into.
01:50:36.000 I hope you make a trillion dollars off that shit.
01:50:38.000 All right.
01:50:39.000 Thank you very much, everybody.
01:50:40.000 Thanks to Onnit for sponsoring this podcast.
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01:50:47.000 Brian and I, along with Joey Coco Diaz, will be in West Palm Beach, Florida this weekend.
01:50:53.000 And the shit's going to be epic.
01:50:55.000 It's Friday.
01:50:55.000 Damn, can I go?
01:50:56.000 And Saturday night.
01:50:56.000 Can I go?
01:50:56.000 You've got to fly all the way over there, man.
01:50:58.000 Florida.
01:50:59.000 But yeah, any show I'm at, man, you're more than welcome.
01:51:02.000 So it's Joey Diaz, me, and Brian.
01:51:04.000 A couple of shows are almost sold out, so we'll be there Friday and Saturday.
01:51:08.000 And next week, no podcast, so go fuck yourself.
01:51:11.000 We'll see you soon.
01:51:12.000 We love you.
01:51:13.000 Bye.