The Joe Rogan Experience - February 25, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #328 - Dan Carlin


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 55 minutes

Words per Minute

203.73181

Word Count

35,704

Sentence Count

2,684

Misogynist Sentences

62

Hate Speech Sentences

64


Summary

In this week's episode, we're joined by a friend of the show, Joe, to talk about how he got his start in the world of tech and how he's come a long way in the past 20 years. We also talk about what it's like to work for a big company like Sprint, and why it's a good idea to have a no-fee cell phone service. And, of course, Joe talks about how to get started in web development and why he doesn't regret it at all. This episode was produced by Alex Blumberg and edited by Annie-Rose Strasser. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotus Music. Our ad music is by Build Buildings Records. We're edited by Haley Shaw. The show was mixed by Matthew Boll. Music by Jeff Kaale. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Editing: Matthew Boll Our theme music was made by Ian Dorsch The music for this episode was written and performed by Mark Phillips Additional music was done by Bobby Lord, Matthew Boll, with additional mixing and mastering by David Fincher, and additional mixing by Kevin McLeod, and Alex Blanchard, and Bobby Lord We've been working on this episode for over a year and a half, and we hope you enjoy it! Thank you so much for all the support we've gotten so far! We'll be looking out for your support, we really hard on this project! - we really appreciate all the feedback we've got a lot of support and love you, so much more than we can't thank you for all of your support and support you, we appreciate you, thank you, you, etc., etc., and we're looking forward to all of the support you're amazing, so we really, really appreciate it, we'll get back to you, too, etc. - Thank you, bye bye, bye, good vibes, bye. Joe, bye - Joe, Sarah, bye! Sarah, Kristy, Caitlyn and Joe, Caitie Sarah , and the crew, Joe . Caitie, Sarah , Joe, and the gang & the gang, , & the rest. , , Rachel ( ) John


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Oh, sweet baby Jesus, here we go.
00:00:05.000 Are we actually live?
00:00:07.000 See that?
00:00:08.000 I can hear my own laptop, so I know it's live.
00:00:11.000 Oh, so now it's a feature.
00:00:13.000 I trust not even myself.
00:00:14.000 Now it's a feature.
00:00:14.000 I've fucked it up so many times, I've decided it's a strength.
00:00:38.000 It's an ethical cell phone company.
00:00:41.000 They're selling you the very best mobile devices on the Android platform.
00:00:46.000 They have the Samsung Galaxy S2. They have the Galaxy Note 2, the Galaxy S3. They have all of the high-end Android phones, which are pretty badass.
00:00:57.000 I have that Samsung Galaxy S3. It's a magnificent piece of equipment.
00:01:02.000 So you're not going to be starved for technology dealing with cheaper prices and dealing with a no-contract situation.
00:01:09.000 Instead, what they do is provide you cell phone service on the Sprint backbone.
00:01:16.000 So you're not dealing with some mom-and-pop cell phone distributor.
00:01:21.000 It's an excellent cell phone network, the Sprint network, one of the biggest ones in the country.
00:01:25.000 No contracts, no ETFs, no bundling, ride-along services, no overage charges.
00:01:31.000 If you use more than you thought you would, you just pay for whatever you used.
00:01:35.000 You also get credits on unused service, which is, I love this.
00:01:39.000 If you use less than you thought you would, Ting drops you down to the level you hit.
00:01:43.000 And credits you the difference on your next bill.
00:01:46.000 I mean, that's like as sweet as you can get with a big corporation.
00:01:48.000 I love it.
00:01:49.000 And everyone can do this.
00:01:51.000 It doesn't have to be just one company that functions like this.
00:01:55.000 There's plenty of money to be made.
00:01:56.000 You just don't have to be a total douchebag about it.
00:01:58.000 And that's the philosophy behind Ting, and that's why we support them.
00:02:02.000 If you go to rogan.ting.com, you can save $25 off of Either services or phone from a really badass company.
00:02:11.000 They even have Dana White phones here, like the refurbished Samsung M370. Those little flip phones.
00:02:17.000 He loves those little flip phones.
00:02:18.000 He texts really quick with his thumb.
00:02:20.000 I don't get it.
00:02:20.000 I don't know why he would even be interested in trying that, but that's his move.
00:02:26.000 So go check it out.
00:02:27.000 We're also brought to you by Squarespace.
00:02:29.000 Squarespace is one of our newest sponsors.
00:02:31.000 And what Squarespace is, if you go to squarespace.com forward slash Joe, you can check out what they have to offer.
00:02:38.000 What it is is a website that's set up so the layperson can design and build a website.
00:02:48.000 The way it's set up, all the templates are very intuitive, and they have a bunch of different examples that you can see of what your website could look like if you tried this way or that way.
00:02:57.000 And it allows you to do what wasn't really possible just a few years ago.
00:03:02.000 A few years ago, you had to hire a guy who knew HTML. You had to learn how to use different software packages.
00:03:12.000 Dreamweaver was one of them, right?
00:03:13.000 Oh yeah, Dreamweaver.
00:03:15.000 There was all these different, really complicated programs to learn how to...
00:03:19.000 Not complicated for me.
00:03:20.000 If you're a web designer, you're like, dude, it's so complicated.
00:03:23.000 I can show you HTML5. I know how to design and code myself.
00:03:26.000 Dude, Notepad and HTML. That's all I used.
00:03:29.000 You actually built them back in the Disney, right?
00:03:31.000 I still prefer that.
00:03:33.000 I'll just go in and put some Ahrefs in there.
00:03:36.000 Do you like it for the satisfaction?
00:03:38.000 It's kind of fun to do it that way?
00:03:40.000 I just don't think it's that hard.
00:03:42.000 It's pretty easy to do.
00:03:43.000 Yeah, but you went to school for that.
00:03:45.000 Yeah, but it was when – like I took the first class at my college, the first class they ever had on internet.
00:03:52.000 It was called Multimedia Production and Design.
00:03:55.000 It was the first time they were like, well, this new internet shit is catching on, so we better start having some classes about the internet, designing for the internet.
00:04:03.000 And I took the first class of the first year.
00:04:06.000 It was so stupid.
00:04:08.000 They had no idea.
00:04:08.000 The teachers didn't know how to do anything.
00:04:10.000 They were like, we just learned about this too, this internet stuff.
00:04:13.000 Yeah, what could the teachers who have been teaching for 20 years possibly teach you about the internet?
00:04:17.000 They pretty much just were like, well, there's this thing called Flash.
00:04:20.000 It's from Macromedia, and it's on version 1. We should probably look into that.
00:04:26.000 So you must be able to really appreciate something like Squarespace, the fact that they make it so easy.
00:04:31.000 Everything's easy now.
00:04:32.000 I wish, I wish, I enjoy it because I actually hate doing websites now.
00:04:36.000 It's just because, like, for other people, it's the worst thing ever to do because, like, you'll design this whole website and they're like, you know, I don't like the purple.
00:04:44.000 And then so that means you have to, like, change every single little table and stuff.
00:04:48.000 So the cool thing about, like, Squarespace is that you could just put a template.
00:04:53.000 Like, if you just have, if you want a website that's just like, hey, I have a, You know, a store that I want to advertise, a small company.
00:04:59.000 You could just pretty much get a template, put all the information down so you at least have some presence on the internet.
00:05:04.000 So it makes it easy.
00:05:05.000 Well, here's one of the cool things about Squarespace.
00:05:07.000 If you go there, you sign up.
00:05:09.000 You don't need to enter into a credit card.
00:05:11.000 All you have to do is just try it out.
00:05:12.000 Start building a website.
00:05:14.000 And then if you decide, okay, I like it.
00:05:15.000 This could be my website.
00:05:16.000 This is a good product.
00:05:18.000 Then you decide to purchase Squarespace.
00:05:21.000 Just use the code Joe2.
00:05:23.000 Joe and the number 2. I don't know why Joe and the number 2. Joe2.
00:05:27.000 So that's squarespace.com forward slash Joe, and the offer code is one word, Joe, and the number two.
00:05:35.000 You should really change the key.
00:05:36.000 Do that, get 10% off.
00:05:37.000 That's their fucking business, man.
00:05:38.000 It's some wacky shit.
00:05:40.000 Joe2, who's going to remember that?
00:05:41.000 That's Taco Joe.
00:05:43.000 Yeah, it is ridiculous.
00:05:44.000 They'll say, no one's clicking through.
00:05:46.000 Probably because no one can remember that.
00:05:47.000 Yeah, because they're just probably going to Joe.
00:05:49.000 Either way.
00:05:50.000 Doesn't matter.
00:05:51.000 It's a good company, good product, and excellent if you are looking to design your own website.
00:05:56.000 And it's very satisfying to do.
00:05:57.000 So go check it out, you dirty fucks.
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00:07:22.000 What's a McDonald's fish bite?
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00:07:28.000 Filet-O-Fish without that white stuff, that tartar sauce, is just dog shit.
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00:07:37.000 You know they put sugar in that fucking bun.
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00:07:51.000 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's cut to the bullshit here.
00:07:53.000 Cue the music, Brian.
00:07:54.000 Dan Carlin's here.
00:07:55.000 We're going to learn some shit.
00:07:57.000 We're going to find out what the fuck really happened and how we move forward.
00:08:01.000 The Joe Rogan experience.
00:08:07.000 Old school.
00:08:08.000 We went old school with the music, folks, because Dan Carlin's here.
00:08:11.000 Of Hardcore History and DC Common Sense.
00:08:13.000 You have two podcasts.
00:08:15.000 Yes.
00:08:15.000 And I'm telling you, man, there's very few people that have been requested as many times as you by the fans.
00:08:21.000 I owe you for having me here.
00:08:23.000 I had no idea we had such crossover on the audience.
00:08:25.000 Apparently quite a bit because people on my message board are super pumped about this.
00:08:29.000 People online are super pumped about this.
00:08:31.000 I think now more than ever in this country there's a learning, a yearning rather, to understand how the hell we got here.
00:08:42.000 When you look at like the financial crisis and you look at our ridiculous actions overseas and you look at like, wow, there's a lot of kids that are growing up right now that are in their 20s and 30s and they look at this mess that we're in as a society,
00:08:58.000 as a culture, as a race really, the whole human race.
00:09:00.000 How the hell did this all happen?
00:09:02.000 And because of that, I think there's more of an interest in history today than at any time I remember young people being really interested in history when I was younger.
00:09:14.000 But it seems like there's more of a clamoring for this knowledge now than I think I've ever heard before.
00:09:21.000 It kind of helps when the History Channel is doing Monster Quest and Ice Road Trucker.
00:09:25.000 It kind of leaves a vacuum for some of us to sort of just shoot through.
00:09:29.000 Does that drive you crazy when you're watching the History Channel?
00:09:32.000 You know, I don't know if it does.
00:09:33.000 Part of me starts to think that, yeah, it opens up.
00:09:36.000 I mean, you know, we were doing some work a while back with some of these production companies in L.A. and New York and stuff.
00:09:41.000 We'll get this guy from the History Podcast.
00:09:44.000 We'll develop a show around him, and I'm in these meetings with these guys, and it's like every question is, can we make this a little more broad?
00:09:51.000 And eventually, you're going to have Dan Carlin searching for monsters, is what they were looking for, I think.
00:09:56.000 So we're sticking with the podcast, I think.
00:09:58.000 I don't think they think there's an audience for history, and yet I think that gives us an audience for history.
00:10:03.000 There's no place else for those people to go.
00:10:04.000 They're stuck with me.
00:10:05.000 Yeah, it's kind of interesting what people think that people want to and don't want to see because there's obviously the internet where your podcast is very popular.
00:10:14.000 There's a lot of very popular podcasts where it's just people talking.
00:10:18.000 And you're getting hundreds of thousands of people to download these things with just people talking.
00:10:23.000 And you look at the amount of people that are tuning in to your average television show on a cable network and...
00:10:29.000 It's pretty commensurate.
00:10:30.000 Isn't that shocking?
00:10:31.000 That's crazy.
00:10:31.000 It's not so much that we're all doing so good, it's that television is really doing so bad.
00:10:36.000 Well, in trying to paint that broad thing, they've lost any semblance of being exceptional.
00:10:42.000 There's just nothing exceptional to it.
00:10:44.000 That's a great way to put it.
00:10:45.000 By the way, I'm loving this fungus-free coffee.
00:10:47.000 Bulletproof coffee, yeah.
00:10:48.000 I'm liking that.
00:10:48.000 We blend it up with grass-fed butter.
00:10:52.000 It's tough to find that grass-fed butter.
00:10:53.000 I've actually started ordering it online.
00:10:55.000 I thought I would miss the fungus, but I'm finding I'm getting everything I want.
00:10:59.000 The fungus is just giving you a headache, apparently.
00:11:01.000 There's a guy named Dave Asprey who runs BulletproofExec.com.
00:11:05.000 And he wrote the Bulletproof Executive.
00:11:07.000 And his idea about Bulletproof not being actual Bulletproof, just being that it's rock-solid nutrition, rock-solid management of your body, all this stuff.
00:11:17.000 And one of the things that he found out was the mycotoxin in coffee issue that so many people weren't aware of.
00:11:23.000 You go to work and you just...
00:11:24.000 You know, drinking that coffee from the coffee machine, the coffee maker that, you know, Bob made.
00:11:29.000 Hey, Bob, how old is this coffee?
00:11:30.000 20 minutes ago.
00:11:31.000 No one's really thinking about what the fuck is in that actual coffee, but apparently there's quite a bit of coffee that has fungus on it and unhealthy mold.
00:11:40.000 And that shit can apparently be very poisonous.
00:11:42.000 Well, you know, our industry functions on this.
00:11:44.000 So without this, we're just dead in the water.
00:11:46.000 I mean, comedy writing.
00:11:47.000 I mean, there's so many different people that create things, use coffee.
00:11:51.000 I thought about doing a show once on, like, the history of stimulants or whatever.
00:11:56.000 And it was going to be like a nine-part series because there's so much.
00:11:59.000 Like you said, the whole creative side of so many industries without the coffee and other stimulants.
00:12:04.000 Saturday Night Live is not around.
00:12:06.000 It doesn't exist without coffee.
00:12:07.000 Or something like that.
00:12:08.000 Something along those lines.
00:12:09.000 Weed, yeah.
00:12:10.000 It's funny when you think about the fact that the Boston Tea Party is actually – is that really what started people off drinking coffee in this country?
00:12:18.000 I don't think so.
00:12:20.000 I think that's one of those kind of myth sort of things.
00:12:22.000 I think, first of all, if you're addicted to tea, you're not going to just switch because somebody's put a little tax on it.
00:12:28.000 I mean, we can see how that works.
00:12:29.000 A little tax on something.
00:12:30.000 You just find a way around it.
00:12:31.000 But how hard was it to get tea back then?
00:12:33.000 You know, it was a hell of a commodity, but I don't think it was that hard to get it.
00:12:38.000 I mean, smugglers, how hard is it to get something you're not supposed to have today?
00:12:41.000 So tea was like a big commodity.
00:12:42.000 Go to a big tea dealer and behind the scenes, you know, and just have some guy you know that can get the tea on the side smuggled in from French Canada or something.
00:12:50.000 Isn't that bizarre when you hear about, like, salt used to be worth a lot of money?
00:12:54.000 Still is in the right places.
00:12:55.000 You take away the salt and you watch the price go up, you know?
00:12:58.000 Yeah, but I mean the idea that people would go to war for it.
00:13:01.000 Could you imagine if we're headed to Africa right now to go get salt?
00:13:04.000 That was a reality at one point in time.
00:13:07.000 I read a whole thing about how Afghanistan might be all about lithium deposits and stuff, and you're going, well, 50 years ago nobody wanted lithium for anything.
00:13:15.000 I mean now it's just one of those things where – I've got to get a hold of Afghanistan or those lithium things will dry right up.
00:13:20.000 Well, Afghanistan is so rich with other things as well.
00:13:22.000 Natural gas, not just the minerals, natural heroin.
00:13:25.000 Tough place to mine though.
00:13:26.000 It's like mining out in Apache country.
00:13:28.000 There's inherent risks.
00:13:30.000 Well, yeah.
00:13:30.000 A lot of folks who don't understand Afghanistan, like conversations with people about it, you can't really compare it to any other country.
00:13:39.000 Because it's not really a country.
00:13:41.000 It's like a series of warlords.
00:13:43.000 And they control various areas.
00:13:46.000 And it's through the whole country.
00:13:47.000 And there's only like a little bit of city life.
00:13:50.000 There's like, what are they?
00:13:51.000 What's Kabul?
00:13:52.000 Is that the big city?
00:13:53.000 Yeah, Kandahar, places like that.
00:13:55.000 But these are all tribes.
00:13:58.000 We're good to go.
00:14:22.000 Yeah, well, that's a strange culture.
00:14:25.000 I remember when McCain was running for president and Obama was talking about going into Afghanistan.
00:14:29.000 It was one of the few times that I really respected McCain for the way he did it.
00:14:36.000 He said, like, do you understand Afghanistan?
00:14:39.000 He wasn't even being condescending.
00:14:41.000 He was like, this is like run by this.
00:14:43.000 It's basically run the same way it was when Alexander the Great was alive.
00:14:46.000 And look at the terrain.
00:14:48.000 If you're a military guy, just look.
00:14:49.000 It's nuts.
00:14:50.000 Yeah, it's like Sonora over there, but worse.
00:14:53.000 And it's one thing to decide you want to fight a war in some flat desert place where all of our air power is going to make a huge difference.
00:14:59.000 The terrain is like beyond Martian in Afghanistan.
00:15:02.000 It's craziness.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, crazy terrain.
00:15:03.000 And so you look around and you just go, look, the Russians in the 1970s and 80s, they may not have had the infrared stuff like we do, but they were pretty dang sophisticated and willing to kill a hell of a lot more people, and they couldn't manage it, so...
00:15:14.000 It's really scary now that they've turned in so many parts of the world to drones for these difficult missions and the implications of using drones on people.
00:15:28.000 It's a very strange sort of a conversation to start having because it's step one on a multi-step process where eventually these drones are going to be intelligent things that are controlling themselves.
00:15:40.000 They're going to be searching out crime.
00:15:41.000 And shooting people from the mountains.
00:15:44.000 I don't know how you stop that, though.
00:15:45.000 I mean, it's like saying, I don't want to have tanks because look where tanks are going to go.
00:15:48.000 The problem is that we treat them differently than live people.
00:15:52.000 It's like if you said to yourself, well, if you wouldn't go in there with a human pilot and bomb the place because it'll look like Nixon bombing Cambodia when you shouldn't, then don't do it with drones.
00:16:01.000 But if you're going to use them for occasions, if we're at war with somebody, you're going to want the drones.
00:16:06.000 You're going to want to use everything.
00:16:07.000 Yeah, but you're not going to want it.
00:16:08.000 If you say, well, we couldn't bomb Yemen's tribal territories with a bomber and a human being, that would look bad.
00:16:14.000 But we can do it with a machine because, well, there's no Americans there.
00:16:17.000 Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:16:18.000 And that's why it becomes a strange sort of a conversation to have.
00:16:21.000 And it's going on in Pakistan, but we're not really at war with Pakistan.
00:16:25.000 No, we're going to start using them in Africa now.
00:16:27.000 Yeah, they're flying him into Africa now.
00:16:29.000 They were going to use him on Dormer.
00:16:31.000 They were going to use – he was going to be the first target of a drone on American soil.
00:16:38.000 That cop killer guy.
00:16:39.000 That is still to be – did they confirm that, that they were going to use a drone to go after that guy?
00:16:44.000 I believe so.
00:16:45.000 No, no, no.
00:16:46.000 It's okay.
00:16:46.000 I absolutely don't.
00:16:47.000 I read it.
00:16:47.000 But that's wild.
00:16:48.000 How do you spell his name?
00:16:49.000 Dormer?
00:16:50.000 D-O-R-M-E-R? Was that going to be a decision?
00:16:52.000 At what level do they make that decision?
00:16:54.000 Is that the L.A. Sheriff's Office decides that, or you've got to call the president?
00:16:58.000 I can't imagine the White House would let that happen, even if the Sheriff's Department wanted to, because then all of a sudden you have to answer all those questions they're not answering now about, is it okay to kill Americans with a drone on American soil?
00:17:10.000 Well, then all of a sudden that becomes a moot point, doesn't it?
00:17:13.000 Yeah, apparently this is on Gizmodo.
00:17:16.000 Ex-cop Christopher Dormer, now a target for drones.
00:17:19.000 Riverside Police Chief Sergio Diaz, joint leader of the task force assigned with Finding Dormer, has confirmed, and his quote is saying, we're using all the tools at our disposal in a third vague...
00:17:33.000 Oh, that doesn't mean he's using drones.
00:17:34.000 Well, wait a minute, though.
00:17:35.000 If that's true, though, do you know what that makes me feel like?
00:17:37.000 And this is perverse.
00:17:38.000 I have a little bit of a perverse sense of humor.
00:17:40.000 But if the guy was going to die anyway, like he did...
00:17:42.000 I almost wish that they'd done it with the drones at the local level so that this whole thing explodes into a national conversation.
00:17:49.000 Do you think it would?
00:17:49.000 I don't know.
00:17:51.000 He was obviously an evil, deranged murderer.
00:17:54.000 But look at the position it puts Obama in.
00:17:56.000 All of a sudden this whole thing you're ducking now, you can't duck it anymore and you're not using it against terrorists.
00:18:02.000 Depends on your definition of a terrorist, but, you know, I mean, any old murderer fleeing the scene of a murder now is open to, you know, no judge, no jury, no due process.
00:18:12.000 You know, we knew you killed him, so, I mean, that's going to happen, too.
00:18:16.000 I mean, we're going to hit that fine line at some point.
00:18:18.000 Well, they've already started assassinating American citizens that are in other countries that they believe one thing is illegal, right?
00:18:24.000 Yeah, the government won't confirm it, but everybody, it's an open secret.
00:18:28.000 It gets real tricky when someone denies the rights of citizens, when someone who's in power denies their rights, because what are you then if you're in power and you're denying their rights?
00:18:40.000 As soon as you step in, And deny people due process, deny people lawyers, deny people...
00:18:46.000 Why would you ever want to do that is the real question.
00:18:49.000 So when things get passed like the National Defense Authorization Act that allows the government to indefinitely detain American civilians, and they don't have to do anything.
00:18:59.000 They're not required to notify your family.
00:19:01.000 They're not required to arrest you.
00:19:03.000 They're not required to...
00:19:04.000 You don't have to get a lawyer.
00:19:07.000 They can just lock you up.
00:19:08.000 When you see shit like that, does that drive you crazy?
00:19:11.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:11.000 And people always say to me, they say, well, you know, why are you defending the terrorists?
00:19:15.000 And what you try to explain to people is, without the due process, there's no confirmation that this is a terrorist.
00:19:20.000 The only way you know it's a terrorist is when some court somewhere determines upon looking at the evidence that this person is a terrorist.
00:19:28.000 Once you can kill somebody on the suspicion of being a terrorist, Well, we're all under suspicion of being a terrorist under the certain conditions that someone wants to deem a mistaken identity situation, you know, or anything.
00:19:39.000 I mean, how many guys are named Omar or Mohammed or, you know, I mean...
00:19:43.000 Well, how about in this Dormer case?
00:19:45.000 The cops shot up two different cars that were the wrong cars.
00:19:47.000 Perfect example.
00:19:48.000 Perfect example.
00:19:49.000 Yeah.
00:19:50.000 The idea that...
00:19:52.000 The government should have special powers that regular human beings don't.
00:19:57.000 That's crazy.
00:19:58.000 Well, they have that now.
00:19:59.000 They already do because they're a government, but to take it to the next level and decide that you're going to deny the rights of people that you feel are guilty.
00:20:06.000 Well, who are you, and how do I know that you're infallible, and how do I know that this isn't corruption?
00:20:11.000 How do I know this isn't a personal grudge?
00:20:13.000 It's not like you're dealing with an organization that has a spotless record of Over the past, you know, 200 years where they're the most ethical human beings to ever exist and people from other countries come to them.
00:20:26.000 No, we've caught them lying about a million different days.
00:20:28.000 Oh, we had committee hearings, which you cannot even imagine today, which shows you how much things have changed.
00:20:33.000 In the 1970s, we had the Church Committee hearings and the Pike Committee hearings, where the government actually on television exposed everything the CIA had been doing since the end of the Second World War, the assassinations and all this kind of stuff.
00:20:45.000 The crown jewels are what the CIA used to call those secrets that were exposed on television by congressional and senatorial committees.
00:20:53.000 It just shows you what happens when there's no oversight.
00:20:56.000 And if stuff is too secret to have oversight over, you're asking for trouble.
00:21:00.000 There's too many ways human beings can justify Going beyond the rules.
00:21:05.000 And there's always a good reason.
00:21:07.000 And you hear it today.
00:21:07.000 I mean, the waterboarding thing is a perfect example.
00:21:10.000 We prosecuted people at Nuremberg for having an attitude that we have now, which is, hey, if they're terrorists and you can save lives by torturing people, isn't that an ethical dilemma where it's worth torturing some guy you know is bad anyway?
00:21:24.000 In order to save lives, I mean, if you could have prevented the two towers from falling down by waterboarding a couple of bad guys, isn't that worth it?
00:21:32.000 And those ethical dilemmas lead you off into the weeds really quickly, and history shows that over and over again.
00:21:38.000 It's very doubtful that it's helping either.
00:21:41.000 It's very doubtful that you're really getting that kind of key information from people by throwing water down their mouth.
00:21:47.000 I don't know if torturing people gets them to tell the truth.
00:21:52.000 Gets them to tell you anything you want.
00:21:53.000 There's an old line about would you – and I wish I could quote it at length.
00:21:57.000 It's a wonderful line going back hundreds of years where somebody says, would you abrogate the laws in order to get the devil?
00:22:03.000 And the other guy says – No, I would stick to the laws because if you abrogate the laws to get to the devil, you take away the only thing that protects yourself eventually.
00:22:12.000 And that's what this is.
00:22:13.000 People say, well, it's okay to go after this to get to terrorists.
00:22:15.000 What makes you think, one, that it'll stay with terrorists, and two, that what a terrorist is, that definition won't change.
00:22:22.000 The Bush administration was calling these people that would light car dealerships on fire in the middle of the night when there was no one there, eco-terrorists.
00:22:29.000 You're going to drone those people?
00:22:31.000 Right.
00:22:31.000 What are you going to do?
00:22:32.000 Exactly.
00:22:33.000 Where does the line get drawn and who gets to decide?
00:22:35.000 Anti-fungal coffee proponents that might get a little hyped up.
00:22:38.000 Those motherfuckers.
00:22:39.000 Yeah, drawn those people.
00:22:40.000 Yeah, it's a strange time because the amount of ability to spy on people and to extract information from your email and your cell phone and, you know, they know your GPS at any point in time,
00:22:55.000 but yet we're still just human beings.
00:22:58.000 And human beings have to be protected from their own instincts.
00:23:01.000 We have to set up a system of government that has fail-proof stops where you can't get past certain levels.
00:23:11.000 You can't do certain things.
00:23:13.000 You can't act with impunity.
00:23:14.000 You can't be a king.
00:23:16.000 There has to be a due process.
00:23:19.000 There has to be representation.
00:23:21.000 You have to be able to get a lawyer.
00:23:22.000 You have to, as an American citizen, be able to state your case.
00:23:26.000 Well, here's the fly in the ointment, though, and this is almost like the Founding Fathers' tragic flaw in the system.
00:23:31.000 In wartime, the rules are thrown out the window, right?
00:23:35.000 In wartime, the government is allowed to give the – the Congress is supposed to decide when you go to war.
00:23:41.000 Then once the war is going on, the president has – You know, they say extreme constitutional authority as commander-in-chief to run the war any way they want.
00:23:48.000 But this is all predicated on the idea that the war has an end, right?
00:23:53.000 This is a temporary suspension of normality.
00:23:56.000 What do you do in a war like, you know, war, I'm using air quotes, what do you do In a war that has no end, who's going to sign a peace treaty with us on some battleship to end this war on terror?
00:24:05.000 This is like saying, you remember the Bush administration for a while was toying with the idea.
00:24:08.000 They thought the war on terror had gotten sort of a bad name, so they were going to do a little marketing move and change the name, and for like five minutes they were calling it the war on violent extremism, which I thought was a great line because that really showed how ridiculous it was.
00:24:21.000 When's violent extremism over?
00:24:23.000 Who's going to sign the end of the war treaty and surrender to us in the violent extremism war so we can return to a Normal American system with checks and balances and where the president didn't have extreme authority.
00:24:34.000 That's the problem is that we're in a situation where it's wartime and it's going to be wartime forever unless somebody declares it over.
00:24:44.000 And if they declared it over, what stops the next guy after one bombing in some part of the world to start it up again?
00:24:49.000 Yeah, essentially we've been at war in some function since the 1940s, but realistically when we were in the 90s, at least we didn't feel like we were at war.
00:25:00.000 We didn't feel like it until 2001. They didn't invoke the extreme authority either.
00:25:04.000 I mean they didn't do that in Vietnam even.
00:25:06.000 The government didn't say – Okay, we're going to lock up every one of Vietnamese descent in a cage for a while in case there's spies.
00:25:13.000 This is like when Truman did the Korean War thing and he got around having to declare war by saying, it's not a war, it's a police action.
00:25:19.000 That was a marketing tool.
00:25:21.000 But by doing that, he also essentially swore – he didn't officially – he kind of swore off that, and I'm going to have extreme constitutional authority.
00:25:30.000 He didn't take that up.
00:25:32.000 It's when Bush did this war on terror thing and basically the neocon folks said – Remember John Yoo, the advisor to the president, the Office of Legal Counsel said that if the president wanted to, he could torture a son to get the father to talk.
00:25:44.000 There are no limits in wartime.
00:25:46.000 No one had really invoked that since the Second World War.
00:25:50.000 So if you want to have total power, just start war.
00:25:54.000 Well, that's an age-old thing.
00:25:55.000 You can go back to the Romans and the Greeks, and they understood that dynamic real well, and so did the founding fathers of our country, who were classically trained.
00:26:02.000 I mean, the reason we're not a democracy in one respect is that they were fully aware of how that could go, and they were fully aware of what happened to Rome.
00:26:09.000 So if you look at the checks and balances in our Constitution, a lot of that stuff is designed to keep the same thing from happening to us.
00:26:16.000 I think they understood that those things break down over time, though, and that essentially you might have a lifespan In that sense, it's very fascinating, the idea of a representative democracy and the idea that there's an electoral college and the idea that there's a few steps beyond actual democracy.
00:26:36.000 It's sort of you get a vote, but you get a vote for a representative.
00:26:40.000 You don't get to completely vote like one person, one vote.
00:26:45.000 And the idea behind it initially was sort of to protect people from their own silliness, right?
00:26:51.000 Well, the founding fathers didn't necessarily like the idea of average people running the show.
00:26:56.000 If you looked at the state laws, most states wouldn't let average Joes vote.
00:27:00.000 I mean, if you were working for a tinker...
00:27:02.000 In Virginia, you probably weren't allowed to vote.
00:27:05.000 You used to have to be a landowner in most of these states, and what that was designed to do was to limit the vote to stakeholders.
00:27:11.000 They figured if you could run a farm without going out of business, you probably knew enough about what was going on to be an educated voter.
00:27:18.000 Plus, they didn't like the idea.
00:27:19.000 I mean, you'll probably know this, that after the revolution, it wasn't that long afterwards, we had things like the Whiskey Rebellion and the Shays Rebellion.
00:27:27.000 These are new revolutions, and they're revolutions coming from the lower classes.
00:27:31.000 And our brand new, you know, radical founding fathers shut those things down like nobody's business.
00:27:36.000 Yeah, it's weird when you think like that.
00:27:39.000 You think that the Founding Fathers didn't necessarily want everybody to vote.
00:27:43.000 You'd be like, wait a minute, what?
00:27:45.000 But the romantic version of it is that they were these beautiful people that had this idea of treating people the way they deserved to be treated and governed with respect and honesty.
00:27:56.000 Well, but also look at the times.
00:27:58.000 I mean, when you realize that when they had the revolution, we became the first major country in the world that had anything like that.
00:28:06.000 Then you start to realize, okay, we're looking back at our standards now and not realizing how radical those guys were for their day.
00:28:13.000 And it's worth pointing out that only a few years after our revolution, the French had theirs, which got wickedly out of hand very quickly.
00:28:19.000 And our founding fathers were looking at what happened in France, and the French were saying that a lot of what they were doing was sort of a respecting kind of thing from a reflection of ours.
00:28:30.000 And they were going, don't blame that on us.
00:28:32.000 We never would have gone that far.
00:28:33.000 We wouldn't kill noblemen.
00:28:34.000 So I think it was radical for the times.
00:28:36.000 It looks very conservative and a little fascist now when we look back on it.
00:28:42.000 The one thing that concerns me now, I mean, I think this country is...
00:28:47.000 We sort of feel that we're immune to a revolution.
00:28:50.000 I don't think that anybody has any...
00:28:53.000 I think the average person, I shouldn't say, don't think that anyone's going to overthrow the government.
00:28:58.000 It's not really anything that anybody really believes or thinks of.
00:29:01.000 It's like, oh, God, the United States government is way too big for that.
00:29:04.000 But there's a lot of people in this country that don't think that.
00:29:08.000 There's a lot of people in this country that are stockpiling guns.
00:29:11.000 There's a lot of people in this country that think that the government's ban on assault weapons and all these different magazine restrictions is just designed to squash the the oppression or the rather resistance to their oppression and that when when the time comes You know,
00:29:27.000 they're not going to give up their guns because they know what's going to happen, that the government's going to come again.
00:29:30.000 Like, I've never heard this before in my life, this kind of thinking.
00:29:33.000 I don't remember it in high school.
00:29:35.000 I don't remember it in college.
00:29:36.000 I don't remember...
00:29:37.000 But now I read about it on the internet, like, on a fairly regular basis.
00:29:40.000 I read stories about people that are saying...
00:29:42.000 I read...
00:29:43.000 There was...
00:29:45.000 What was the task force where a police chief was developing a task force to protect them in case they're invaded by the United States government?
00:29:55.000 Oh, that was in Texas.
00:29:56.000 It was in Texas?
00:29:57.000 One of those wacky places.
00:29:58.000 I thought it was Oklahoma.
00:29:59.000 But it was one of those places where you're like, whoa, settle down.
00:30:02.000 But hold on.
00:30:03.000 Keep talking.
00:30:03.000 What the fuck are you thinking?
00:30:05.000 Like, what do you think is going on?
00:30:07.000 You think the government's going to come and take all the guns?
00:30:09.000 And they're ready to put together a task force to, like, Band together to protect the citizens and their guns from the oppressive government.
00:30:18.000 I've never heard talk like that from an elected official in recent memory.
00:30:22.000 You got two different things going on here, and they're both really important.
00:30:25.000 The first one was when you talked about the revolution thing.
00:30:28.000 I'm of a different mind.
00:30:29.000 I try to look at what's the likelihood of us staying the way we are.
00:30:33.000 I'm not sure.
00:30:34.000 I mean, could a revolution happen?
00:30:36.000 Sure.
00:30:37.000 But could we go the other way, too, where there's just a cracking down I think?
00:30:56.000 Everyone's just going to throw everything out the window.
00:30:58.000 I mean, look at how far we've come since the 9-11 attacks.
00:31:01.000 Now, magnify that if it happened again from where we are now.
00:31:05.000 So I think the real question is, can we really see things staying in this middle ground where we are?
00:31:11.000 For another 10 or 20 or 30 years.
00:31:13.000 I could see it going to either extreme.
00:31:15.000 It's hard for me to imagine us actually staying in this sort of stasis that we're in right now.
00:31:20.000 I certainly think we're in a period of change.
00:31:23.000 What I wonder is, is it possible that people could be organized enough to do it and get Something going on without violence.
00:31:34.000 I mean is it possible to overhaul government from an elected official point of view?
00:31:42.000 Can you just elect the right people and slowly but surely they take care of things?
00:31:46.000 I mean is it even possible at this point?
00:31:48.000 Well, I want to address your other point because I think that was very good too.
00:31:50.000 The idea of this whole – we need the guns to stop the government from taking over or whatever.
00:31:55.000 I first encountered this when I was on the radio in Oregon because once you get out into the back country where you get – This was in the era of the so-called militia movement and everything.
00:32:04.000 And you get these people calling you talking about that exact thing.
00:32:07.000 What happened to militias?
00:32:08.000 I think mainstreamed.
00:32:10.000 I think they're still out there.
00:32:12.000 I think they're just – they're the people in the government.
00:32:13.000 The guy who you mentioned in Texas is probably an old militia member.
00:32:16.000 But these guys – And this is something that the NRA has kind of pushed to.
00:32:20.000 The NRA is a very different animal than it was 30 or 40 years ago.
00:32:24.000 And one of the things they talk about now that they didn't used to talk about was this idea that part of the reasons we have a Second Amendment is to overthrow the government if you need to.
00:32:34.000 I'll leave that to a constitutional expert.
00:32:36.000 I would just point out that I think people who think like that are not paying a whole lot of attention to how much things have changed militarily.
00:32:44.000 You and I were talking about drones a minute ago.
00:32:47.000 Who thinks any government person is going to put themselves out as a target?
00:32:51.000 They're just going to send a drone to your house.
00:32:53.000 I mean I think that ship has sailed.
00:32:56.000 But there's a lot of people – you remember there was Randy Weaver up in Idaho that got – You know, into this conflict with federal agents because he's...
00:33:03.000 Is that the Ruby Reed?
00:33:04.000 Yes, he'd sought a shotgun off a little too far and a government agent bought it from him and then all of a sudden they're surrounding his cabin and shooting his dog and shooting his wife and killing his son, which really was kind of a bad deal.
00:33:14.000 I mean, it was...
00:33:15.000 He had a case.
00:33:16.000 This is what I guess I'm saying.
00:33:17.000 But he was a bad enough, weird enough, unabomber-looking kind of dude that you could spin that into, well, he's a radical gun nut kind of thing.
00:33:25.000 And then you have the Waco situation happen.
00:33:27.000 Same thing.
00:33:27.000 A bunch of really weird dudes.
00:33:29.000 So you want to kind of go, well, I mean, look at who you're dealing with and child abuse and this or that.
00:33:33.000 But you kind of lose how nasty a deal that was because it's like terrorists.
00:33:38.000 You can do anything you want to terrorists.
00:33:39.000 And if it's to terrorists, we don't care as much.
00:33:44.000 I think when you talk about changing the elected officials and all that, we talk about this all the time.
00:33:51.000 Let's call it as it really is.
00:33:52.000 We have a corrupt government.
00:33:54.000 When you have a representative system...
00:33:56.000 Undeniably, right?
00:33:56.000 Undeniably.
00:33:57.000 And they'll tell you that if you catch them off record.
00:33:59.000 They know.
00:34:00.000 And when you have a government that's a representative democracy like we have, you have a government by middlemen, right?
00:34:05.000 We have a membrane.
00:34:06.000 If Joe Rogan gets a bunch of people together to change the laws, you have to go through these representatives.
00:34:11.000 If that membrane is corrupt, no matter what you do, when you end up with legislation on the other side of that membrane, it's going to have been tainted on the way through.
00:34:21.000 And this is why, when you talk about reform, reform has to get through those people.
00:34:25.000 They're the ones benefiting from the way things are.
00:34:28.000 Right.
00:34:29.000 So in other words, if you say let's have some anti-corruption legislation, who's going to be the people most hurt by that, the people that benefit from the way things are?
00:34:37.000 So this is sort of the fly in the ointment.
00:34:39.000 How do you get corruption reform through the very people that are benefiting from corruption?
00:34:44.000 So that's the problem.
00:34:45.000 And what is the answer?
00:34:47.000 Well, this is another question entirely.
00:34:49.000 I think this is when you pressure people.
00:34:51.000 I think when you talk about – I mean, think about the 60s protests.
00:34:54.000 People today make a big deal.
00:34:55.000 If you can get 50,000 people out with signs for one afternoon, that's a huge protest in the world of the 21st century.
00:35:04.000 You've got to think of 60s protests.
00:35:05.000 When you have 250,000, 300,000, 400,000 civil rights type protests that are putting real pressure on the government, I think that's what it's going to take.
00:35:14.000 It's going to take a real feeling like, okay, the jig is up.
00:35:18.000 We're threatened with revolution.
00:35:20.000 You talked about revolution.
00:35:21.000 We're threatened with revolution if we don't buckle down.
00:35:24.000 And you're going to have to have those people literally feel like, okay, we have no choice.
00:35:28.000 I don't care what my contributor gave me to push this idea.
00:35:31.000 We're going to have to...
00:35:32.000 At least throw something out there that's a fig leaf.
00:35:34.000 And they don't feel that pressure now.
00:35:36.000 Is it possible, and this was my question, is it possible to go and get new elected officials and change that?
00:35:44.000 I mean, can you get people that aren't willing to be corrupt and aren't willing to capitalize on the system as it's written right now and profit off of it?
00:35:53.000 Remember that scene from the Kevin Costner version of The Untouchables?
00:35:57.000 There's a scene in that movie, and I quote it all the time, where Al Capone has bought off the jury.
00:36:02.000 And he's sitting in court, and he knows he has nothing to worry about because he's paid off the whole jury.
00:36:05.000 And they've realized that he's paid off the jury.
00:36:07.000 So at the last minute, right before the verdict is read, the judge dismisses all the jury members and brings in all the alternates and screws up the whole thing because now all of a sudden, instead of a corrupt jury, you have one that hasn't been bought off.
00:36:18.000 The way our government is set up is designed to keep radical change from happening.
00:36:23.000 It doesn't turn over all at once.
00:36:26.000 And there's a seniority system so that – let's say you elected a third of the Congress as new people, not corrupt.
00:36:33.000 They're part of – you have the Tea Party thing now.
00:36:35.000 Imagine instead of the Tea Party, you had an anti-corruption movement that was able to bring in a whole bunch of new Congress people.
00:36:41.000 And their whole shtick is that we're non-corrupt, we're not going to vote for any of this corruption.
00:36:46.000 The first thing that's going to happen is they're going to be told to sit in the back of the room and shut up until they have seniority.
00:36:52.000 When you're here, two or three terms will maybe give you a committee position.
00:36:56.000 If you show that you're going to play ball, we'll let you run the committee.
00:36:59.000 I mean, there's this whole system where you don't get to be influential.
00:37:02.000 until you've proven you're a good corrupt official for a long time and you're not allowed to overthrow the entire government at once you have to go in there and then you're still gonna have John Kerry and John McCain and all those guys running the show while you're in the back if you're lucky getting a chance to give a speech on C-SPAN in front of an empty congressional room because all of your compatriots are out fundraising do you know that they have phone banks right off the congressional property because you're not allowed to fundraise on government property so they've built these phone banks Like one
00:37:32.000 foot off government property and they go in there and they cast their vote and then their aides take them right to the phone banks and they start the fundraising.
00:37:39.000 Eighty percent of their time is spent fundraising.
00:37:41.000 And they don't want to do this.
00:37:43.000 I should say that some of these guys, you know, Peter DeFazio is a congressman from Oregon.
00:37:47.000 He didn't run for Senate because he said, I'm already fundraising more than my conscience will allow.
00:37:52.000 And if I become a senator, I have to do even more of that.
00:37:55.000 So there are some good people in there.
00:37:56.000 They're just, I think, outnumbered, you know, 85 percent to 15 or something like that.
00:38:01.000 So their fundraising is essentially just person-to-person phone calls?
00:38:16.000 This is democracy in action, and it's okay because anybody can play this game.
00:38:22.000 He said, if you have money, and I said, what about poor people?
00:38:24.000 He said, poor people could get together in large organizations and groups.
00:38:27.000 He said, if you have money, you get to play.
00:38:30.000 He said, it's totally fair.
00:38:31.000 It's a totally level playing field.
00:38:33.000 Anybody can take part, but money is how you get our attention.
00:38:37.000 And they've convinced themselves that this is fine.
00:38:39.000 To be honest, it's been going on in one form or another for so long And some of these guys have been on the Hill for 30 years.
00:38:46.000 I mean, to them, this is just how it works.
00:38:49.000 Lawrence Lessig wrote a book where he talked to some of these guys, and they're almost confused.
00:38:55.000 He had one guy where he went in and the guy was voting on one side of an issue.
00:38:59.000 And Lawrence Lessig said, well, what about this other side of the issue?
00:39:02.000 And the guy was completely unaware that anybody disagreed with the issue at all because he hadn't heard from the other side because the other side hadn't given any money.
00:39:08.000 He was unaware there was another side.
00:39:10.000 Wow.
00:39:12.000 So in a sense, I mean, I'm not trying to let these guys off the hook, but they're in this bubble.
00:39:17.000 I mean, I remember we had – I'll even name a name here.
00:39:20.000 I had Senator Mark Hatfield on my radio show once, and this is way back in the 1990s.
00:39:24.000 And he comes on the show, and he's about 80 years old, and he's led by the hand by some 19-year-old girl who's his aide who's talking to him like he's an Alzheimer's patient.
00:39:36.000 Okay, Senator Hatfield, you're going to sit down and you're going to talk to this guy for 15 minutes exactly, then we have to go to the company.
00:39:42.000 And I mean, he was like a robot.
00:39:44.000 I mean, he was, okay, okay, I'll talk to this guy, and then where are we going next?
00:39:47.000 I mean, I thought the guy was like a Manchurian candidate.
00:39:50.000 They just hopped up on somebody.
00:39:52.000 They give him an injection and then they just lead him to wherever he has to go.
00:39:55.000 But in a sense, I felt sorry for the guy because to go in and say, what are you doing about corruption?
00:39:59.000 The first thing he's going to do is turn to his aide and go, do we have a corruption problem?
00:40:02.000 Is this on my schedule?
00:40:03.000 I mean, he really didn't know.
00:40:05.000 So I don't want to cast these people as evil.
00:40:07.000 I'm not sure how much they're aware of some of this stuff.
00:40:11.000 Also, the businesses existed.
00:40:12.000 In this certain form, the form that it's in right now for quite a long time.
00:40:16.000 Yes.
00:40:16.000 This is nothing new.
00:40:17.000 It's an evolution.
00:40:18.000 So when they come into this gig, everybody who works the gig, I mean, as they're learning the business and learning how it works, it's just, this is how it is.
00:40:28.000 Oh, man, you go to orientation.
00:40:29.000 If you get elected, if Joe Rogan gets elected to Congress, your first week on the Hill, you go to orientation.
00:40:34.000 And they're going to tell you where the cafeteria is.
00:40:36.000 They're going to tell you, you know, where the phone banks are and this and that and the other thing.
00:40:39.000 I mean, you get essentially trained...
00:40:42.000 How to be an elected official.
00:40:44.000 And then they sit you in the back and you get to watch how business is done for a term or two.
00:40:49.000 I mean, look at Ron Wyden.
00:40:51.000 He's another Oregon senator.
00:40:52.000 He's the one making the big stink about not being able to get any of these secret documents on the drones and everything else.
00:40:57.000 Wyden is on the Senate Intelligence Committee, which I believe is eight senators.
00:41:01.000 And you have to be there like forever to get on the Intelligence Committee.
00:41:05.000 And the committee is supposed to be the ones who actually get the secret stuff, believe it or not.
00:41:09.000 We don't tell senators the secret stuff.
00:41:11.000 We only tell the people on the Intelligence Committee the secret stuff about intelligence.
00:41:15.000 And Wyden says the eight guys on that can't get the information.
00:41:19.000 So you have to be a senator for years and years and years to be trusted enough to be on the Intelligence Committee.
00:41:26.000 So when you say, couldn't we get new people in here?
00:41:28.000 And couldn't that fix everything?
00:41:30.000 No new person is going to even be given the secret intelligence stuff until they prove that they will play ball for many terms.
00:41:36.000 And then you don't get to be the head of the Intelligence Committee until you prove that even more.
00:41:40.000 So it's essentially, if you looked at the government as a living organism, it's like it's trying to protect itself.
00:41:44.000 It has an immunity system.
00:41:46.000 Every bureaucracy is like that.
00:41:47.000 Most companies, when they get large enough, are even like that.
00:41:50.000 Now tell me about these phone banks.
00:41:51.000 So they get off the floor and they go one foot past the government and they just call who?
00:42:00.000 Who are these people?
00:42:01.000 How do they get their numbers?
00:42:02.000 Generally what happens is they have a staff and they're going to have somebody on their staff who helps them raise money and there's going to be fundraising targets.
00:42:09.000 Lessig talks about this in his book.
00:42:10.000 They will say you need to raise this much per day and if you fall short the next day, it just – it rolls over.
00:42:16.000 You have to make that much more per day.
00:42:18.000 And they'll have targeting goals that are designed to be met by the next time you have to start campaigning.
00:42:24.000 Now, is that money to support their next campaign?
00:42:28.000 Is that money?
00:42:29.000 That's the best question of all because this is the one empowering thing about the whole deal that goes right back to us as voters and how we can actually change things.
00:42:38.000 This money is mostly, some of it's for campaign organization, right?
00:42:42.000 You want your guys going door to door.
00:42:43.000 You want to have a We're good to go.
00:43:06.000 We realize how much of a tougher time advertisers have than they used to have.
00:43:10.000 In the old days, I mean, all you have to do is, you know, we have a new cereal and it's got some different colored marshmallows and boom, I mean, they're selling that like hotcakes.
00:43:18.000 Now it's a much more cynical group.
00:43:20.000 We have the DVRs and all these things that allow you to skip ads.
00:43:24.000 What if they stopped working?
00:43:25.000 What if the old people who still buy into advertising, the old way it happens, that generation goes away and now all of a sudden everybody's like us.
00:43:32.000 Don't you devalue what that money buys?
00:43:35.000 Haven't we changed the system simply by not paying attention to the ads that the entire system, the money is designed to change your mind?
00:43:43.000 It doesn't change your mind anymore.
00:43:45.000 Doesn't the whole thing kind of collapse?
00:43:47.000 I mean, I don't know because we haven't seen it happen, but that seems to be the whole fly in the ointment when it comes to campaign and money raising and everything else.
00:43:54.000 If I can't change your mind with the money, why do I want to sell my soul and spend 80% of my time fundraising?
00:44:00.000 The whole point is to change your mind.
00:44:02.000 Well, the one thing that always changes my mind is those negative ads, like the really obvious one.
00:44:07.000 President Obama ordered – when they get like real super negative, you just can't trust him.
00:44:13.000 Well, you know why those work though, Joe?
00:44:14.000 They work because you don't have an alternative.
00:44:16.000 I mean that's the whole Democratic and Republican thing.
00:44:19.000 If you had five choices and one guy went negative against another guy, the average voter would say, well, I'm not voting for either.
00:44:25.000 I've heard bad things about both those guys, so I'm voting for this third party.
00:44:28.000 The two-party thing gets you into the lesser of two evils nonsense or your waste your vote nonsense.
00:44:33.000 And that's where – I mean that's why the negative ads work like they do.
00:44:36.000 That's something that would go away if you had multiple choices.
00:44:39.000 You can't do five negative ads very easily.
00:44:41.000 Well, it became much more difficult for independents after Ron – not Ron Paul.
00:44:47.000 Excuse me.
00:44:47.000 After Ross Perot.
00:44:49.000 Yeah.
00:44:50.000 Yeah, when Ross Perot came around and paid for his own television half hour to talk about his campaign and taxes and where your money's going and the Federal Reserve, a lot of people had never heard any of that stuff before.
00:45:05.000 What if a not-so-goofy character had done it, too?
00:45:07.000 I mean, what if you'd had somebody who...
00:45:09.000 What if Robert Redford?
00:45:11.000 I had a political science professor.
00:45:14.000 Yeah, he was from Germany, a real old guy when I was in college.
00:45:17.000 And he said that one of the flaws in the American system was that they have – the job of president is actually two jobs in most foreign countries.
00:45:27.000 Usually you'll have like a prime minister and a guy who's called the chancellor or the president.
00:45:32.000 The prime minister is the bean counter guy.
00:45:34.000 I think?
00:45:56.000 Some wimpy bean counter accountant looking guy, you want some guy that looks like America, right?
00:46:00.000 But how often do you get the skills you want in the bean counter?
00:46:04.000 I say bean counter, but you know, it's a whole range of things.
00:46:06.000 But how often are you going to combine the Robert Redford look of a person with the guy who's going to have all those other qualities you want, especially if they've been in a racer-clapper politician for 30 years or something.
00:46:17.000 So we're kind of hamstrung by that.
00:46:19.000 So if Ross, can you imagine Ross Perot as president?
00:46:21.000 Because I think most people are like, Yeah, I like what he's saying, but I can't imagine that little, short, strange talking, we're going to clean out the barn kind of guy being president.
00:46:30.000 I think – I would have imagined he could have pulled it off.
00:46:33.000 I think so.
00:46:34.000 I wish.
00:46:35.000 I wonder.
00:46:36.000 Yeah, and you know what?
00:46:37.000 To be honest, I don't know what kind of president he'd be.
00:46:39.000 My standards are just so low now.
00:46:41.000 I mean if they're honest, I'm on board.
00:46:44.000 I mean forget about specific policies.
00:46:46.000 My take on it would be completely – I mean it really would be all just guesswork because Because I have no idea what the hell happens when you actually get into office.
00:46:56.000 I guess, but I really have no idea what the whole process must be like to say, when I'm president, I'm going to do this.
00:47:04.000 And when you actually get elected and then you have meetings and get access and get debriefed and they explain the world to you in a way that really no one has access to other than the president.
00:47:15.000 I'm not sure you're not bypassing that moment at the inauguration where they hit you up with the needle and turn you into the mandatory candidate needle.
00:47:35.000 You do start to come to this conspiratorial idea that some, you know, they go to you right before inauguration, we're going to kill your whole family if you don't do just what, you know, what every other president is doing.
00:47:43.000 Did you ever hear the Bill Hicks bit about it?
00:47:46.000 No.
00:47:47.000 Tell me about that.
00:47:48.000 His take was, he goes, I think that when you become president, they take you into a smoky room filled with industrialists.
00:47:56.000 Right on a network.
00:47:58.000 Roll the tape.
00:47:59.000 And then a projector drops down, and they show you an angle of the Kennedy assassination that's never been seen before.
00:48:06.000 Perfect.
00:48:07.000 And they say, any questions?
00:48:08.000 That's right, exactly.
00:48:09.000 And he's like, yeah, what's my agenda?
00:48:11.000 That's right.
00:48:12.000 Well, I mean, it's almost like an algebra problem.
00:48:15.000 When you try to explain all the reasons that these people might morph so much after Election Day, yeah, those start to start looking not that far-fetched, because it's hard to explain otherwise, unless these people just think campaign promises are campaign promises, and that's all.
00:48:30.000 And I've been...
00:48:31.000 I mean, look, Obama was the favorite of guys like Goldman Sachs and Citibank when he was running for office.
00:48:38.000 It's hard to square his agenda while running that he talked to the people with the people that were providing the money.
00:48:44.000 And so I think maybe that has more to do with it than anything else.
00:48:48.000 I mean, we're not getting grassroots.
00:48:50.000 You don't have Abbie Hoffman running for president.
00:48:54.000 And if he was and Goldman Sachs were backing him, I have a feeling he'd do the same thing.
00:48:58.000 Yeah, the image that was being portrayed was like nothing we had ever seen before.
00:49:04.000 It was like, okay, he actually is us.
00:49:07.000 He is the misfit.
00:49:08.000 He is America.
00:49:09.000 He is...
00:49:10.000 Half black, half white.
00:49:11.000 He is raised by a single mom.
00:49:14.000 He is, you know, not from a silver spoon background.
00:49:16.000 He's a person that's going to understand the plight of the American people.
00:49:18.000 A constitutional law scholar.
00:49:20.000 Remember all those things he said?
00:49:21.000 See, this is where the Obama administration really angers me.
00:49:24.000 It's not unusual to have some president go off half-cocked and do wild, crazy things like President Bush did after 9-11.
00:49:32.000 In fact, I kind of forgive those people a little bit because I think it's unrealistic to expect us to have acted Sane.
00:49:52.000 I think we were going to go crazy when that happened.
00:50:10.000 When Obama from the other party running on a platform that he's going to fix the abuses of the previous administration instead codifies them, that's the new reality now.
00:50:21.000 That's not an anomaly.
00:50:23.000 That's not an administration before him that was just different.
00:50:26.000 This is the new post 9-11 world with both parties on board.
00:50:30.000 How much say do you believe he has in the day-to-day things?
00:50:34.000 How much say does he have in our foreign policy, where we go, what we do?
00:50:40.000 It's interesting because this gets back to a point we made earlier.
00:50:43.000 More than normal because of that whole wartime authority that we talked about earlier.
00:50:47.000 First of all, presidents have more authority in the realm of foreign policy anyway.
00:50:51.000 That's always been considered.
00:50:52.000 The reason presidents like to dabble in foreign policy is because they have the most leeway there.
00:50:57.000 If they want to get into budgetary things domestically, you start running into congressional roadblocks all the time.
00:51:01.000 So presidents, even when they're not foreign policy guys, like to do foreign policy stuff because you can actually do stuff and the Congress can't say much about it.
00:51:08.000 In wartime, this guy's got amazing authority.
00:51:11.000 I mean, imagine using those same rationales that they use any time they want to do something with the war on terror, but using them for something totally, okay, we're going to stop this budget impasse because we're in a war on terror and I have supreme authority and I'm just going to do what I want to do.
00:51:25.000 What would anybody say?
00:51:26.000 Nobody's talked about limiting extreme wartime authority at all.
00:51:30.000 I mean, if the Republicans are going to say, well, you know, you can't do that in wartime.
00:51:34.000 Well, gosh, it's nice.
00:51:35.000 There's a line.
00:51:36.000 Somebody's designated a limit to the powers.
00:51:39.000 They don't do that.
00:51:40.000 Now, there's a book by a Yale constitutional law professor named Bruce Ackerman.
00:51:44.000 I think it's called The Fall of the American Republic, and it's a little too wonky for most people, but what he's essentially done is target what he thinks is the fly in the ointment in terms of these laws, and it's the Presidential Office of Legal Counsel.
00:51:57.000 It's essentially the president's lawyers.
00:51:59.000 These were supposed to be people who could answer the president's question.
00:52:03.000 Is this constitutional?
00:52:04.000 Is it not constitutional?
00:52:05.000 Instead, it's become the kind of people who explain to the president how we can do something.
00:52:10.000 That's who John Yoo was.
00:52:11.000 He was one of these people where the president would say, how do we do this and how do we justify it constitutionally?
00:52:17.000 And it was John Yoo's job to go find out how to do that, right?
00:52:21.000 Every president has these guys.
00:52:23.000 And what Ackerman was saying is, by the time the Supreme Court gets around to ruling on these things, it's often two, three terms after that was first.
00:52:33.000 It's been the law of the land for a long time now.
00:52:35.000 Imagine the Supreme Court ruling on something from 1994 and saying, everything we've done since 1994 is wrong.
00:52:41.000 You have to overturn it all.
00:52:42.000 That doesn't tend to happen.
00:52:43.000 And so the Office of Legal Counsel can make these rulings and they're the law of the land until they're challenged and overturned by a court.
00:52:50.000 By the time the court sees that, it's settled law.
00:52:53.000 It seems to me that we're in like a system that it's like...
00:52:58.000 I compared it the other day to an old car.
00:53:01.000 It's like you can have a Model T and keep changing the oil and keep fixing things, replacing the parts, and it'll kind of keep working.
00:53:09.000 It's going to require a lot of work, but it'll sort of get you where you've got to go.
00:53:12.000 Or you could buy a brand new Cadillac, and you're not going to have any fucking problems at all.
00:53:17.000 You know why?
00:53:17.000 Because it's improved, it's been redesigned, they've got all the kinks out, fixed the flaws, and designed a completely new thing.
00:53:25.000 We don't have that in government.
00:53:26.000 We have like this old patchwork government.
00:53:29.000 We have this old, wacky, imperfect sort of system.
00:53:34.000 One of my listeners brought up a point that I thought of before, but I'd forgotten.
00:53:38.000 And when you think about it, it's a good point.
00:53:41.000 He said, not just that, it's a government designed for a tiny country, you know, one with 13 colonies all on the East Coast, you know, relatively homogenous and the whole thing.
00:53:53.000 And you're expecting that same system to work now?
00:54:13.000 That are not barriers at all now.
00:54:15.000 Nothing.
00:54:15.000 Yeah.
00:54:16.000 So things – I mean, in that sense, you're expecting a system designed in a completely different set of circumstances to adapt.
00:54:22.000 Now, Thomas Jefferson said that that's why the Constitution was built to be amended.
00:54:26.000 He said to expect a child – he said to expect this Constitution to work as we wrote it forever would be to expect a child to continue to wear the same suit of clothes as they grow up.
00:54:37.000 But there's a limit, right?
00:54:39.000 I mean, at a certain point, you reach the stretching point maybe.
00:54:43.000 And again, if the legislators and all those people were really acting in our interests, maybe they could make it work.
00:54:50.000 But when you have them working at cross-purposes from us on a lot of this stuff, that's asking too much.
00:54:56.000 That's systemic failure.
00:54:57.000 Yeah, when you get situations like...
00:55:01.000 Corporations having the ability to spend as much money as they like on candidates, where you have no restriction in how much money they can spend to influence someone who gets into office.
00:55:16.000 It's so transparent.
00:55:17.000 It's like, how does that ever get to be the way we run things?
00:55:21.000 Because it seems like that's the most obvious method of bribery ever.
00:55:25.000 Well, there's another one, because even if you got rid of that, how do you stop this revolving door that we see where they say, listen, man, don't worry about it.
00:55:31.000 When you get out of office, we've got a nice, cushy job at this defense industry or whatever, where you helped us out.
00:55:37.000 We'll help you.
00:55:38.000 On the other side, you'll be a very rich person.
00:55:40.000 We see that all the time.
00:55:41.000 How do you stop that?
00:55:42.000 Did you hear about the guy who was the head of Monsanto, who's now the head of the FDA? Well, it's like Obama just put another guy in the Treasury Department that works for Citigroup or something.
00:55:52.000 And you turn around and go, it bothers me less that he did it than he doesn't mind that we saw he did it.
00:55:59.000 And everything that's gone on, I mean, you don't even...
00:56:01.000 That's when the gloves are off.
00:56:03.000 We used to hide the corruption.
00:56:05.000 Now it's so open, nobody even cares.
00:56:07.000 And that's when you've reached a tipping point, I think.
00:56:09.000 Yeah, that's ridiculously open.
00:56:11.000 That's just hoping that there's so much going on all over the world.
00:56:14.000 Yeah, we just have to suck it up as people.
00:56:15.000 We have nothing we can do.
00:56:17.000 What are you going to do?
00:56:18.000 Vote for Mitt Romney?
00:56:19.000 I mean, that's how it goes.
00:56:21.000 Yeah.
00:56:21.000 Well, that was hilarious.
00:56:22.000 It's like, what do you got?
00:56:23.000 You want a cult member or you want the same?
00:56:25.000 I mean, they came up with one of the weirdest candidates ever.
00:56:29.000 A cult member billionaire with obvious disdain for the lower class and the working class.
00:56:36.000 But you know what?
00:56:36.000 When was the last time though?
00:56:38.000 I think that's almost – I mean you want to talk about conspiracy theories that Oliver Stone can do a movie about.
00:56:42.000 How about how we end up with these kinds of elections where how often is it one guy that you'd like to replace and another guy who's worse?
00:56:51.000 I mean you look at Bill Clinton, Bob Dole.
00:56:53.000 You look at – I remember.
00:56:55.000 People forget this.
00:56:56.000 We've lionized and romanticized Reagan so much.
00:56:58.000 People forget that in 84, there's a lot of people that would have gotten rid of Reagan.
00:57:01.000 Do you remember who he ran against, though?
00:57:03.000 Walter Mondale.
00:57:04.000 Talk about people you can't imagine president.
00:57:07.000 I mean, this happens all the time.
00:57:08.000 How about Nixon-Humphrey?
00:57:11.000 I mean, my God, you look at these.
00:57:12.000 These are not...
00:57:13.000 This is like saying, let's have a good game.
00:57:15.000 Of a pay-per-view NFL and we'll put the Patriots up against some college team.
00:57:20.000 You know, I mean, it's not even competitive.
00:57:22.000 Yeah, maybe a high school team.
00:57:23.000 There you go.
00:57:25.000 The Mitt Romneys.
00:57:27.000 Yeah, it is funny.
00:57:29.000 If you want to go crazy, Alex Jones conspiratorially sort of design a road map how they've decided to keep certain presidents, they believe that that was one of the problems with Ross Perot.
00:57:42.000 It's that Ross Perot is how Bill Clinton got into office.
00:57:45.000 Yeah, the three-way split.
00:57:46.000 Yeah, because Ross Perot took away from George Herbert Walker.
00:57:50.000 Maybe.
00:57:51.000 Maybe.
00:57:51.000 Yeah, I can see that.
00:57:52.000 I voted for him.
00:57:53.000 Sure.
00:57:53.000 But I remember a lot of people at the time thinking like, wow, what are they going to do about this?
00:58:00.000 Well, they did the Commission on Presidential Debates up the bar.
00:58:03.000 I always try to tell people, do you realize the debates used to be run by the League of Women Voters?
00:58:08.000 They got out of the gig in the late 80s because the rules that the democrats and republicans wanted in terms of controlling the debate and the questions and everything else, they said we won't run a debate under those conditions and they expected the other side to back down and the other side, which were the two parties, instead said, great!
00:58:23.000 We didn't want to deal with you guys anyway!
00:58:25.000 We'll form our own commission, we'll make up four members on it, it will be democrats, four will be republicans, and we'll set the standard for where non-democrats and republicans can play a role.
00:58:34.000 But Perot exceeded their original rules and he was able to get enough of the population and involvement and rise enough in the polls because of his money, like you said, to get in the debates.
00:58:45.000 Nobody wanted him in the debates.
00:58:46.000 Nobody – I mean, they sweated.
00:58:48.000 Do you remember?
00:58:48.000 Because he brings up things that are bipartisan failures, and this is the rule of the debates.
00:58:53.000 Don't bring up – if the Democrats can't tell the Republicans – You know, or the Republicans can't tell the Democrats or blame them for something that they had nothing to do with.
00:59:01.000 We don't talk about it.
00:59:02.000 The debt, for example, that was Perot's big issue, that's a bipartisan creation.
00:59:07.000 So the two parties had no reason to bring that up.
00:59:09.000 You throw the third guy in there, though, oh, he's going to make everybody sweat because nobody has a good answer for bipartisan failures.
00:59:16.000 So after Perot crashed the debates, the Commission on Presidential Debates upped the rules for inclusion.
00:59:22.000 And I went back and did the history of it.
00:59:25.000 Do you realize that there's never been a candidate in American politics from any third party or independent that's ever come anywhere near their current bar that they've set?
00:59:34.000 I mean, Teddy Roosevelt ran as a third party candidate from the Bull Moose Party after he'd already been president, right?
00:59:40.000 A very popular president running against two people that nobody wanted.
00:59:44.000 He wouldn't have reached the benchmark to be included in the modern presidential third.
00:59:49.000 You're never going to have a third-party person in again.
00:59:51.000 It's 15% they're raising to, right?
00:59:53.000 It's more than that.
00:59:53.000 You have to raise a certain amount of money.
00:59:55.000 You have to reach certain poll standards in a number of different polls.
00:59:59.000 And you have to – there's a name recognition thing.
01:00:01.000 I mean it's a whole list of criteria.
01:00:03.000 Isn't that hilarious?
01:00:04.000 Name recognition.
01:00:05.000 Yes, before the debates is where you get the name recognition.
01:00:07.000 That's right.
01:00:08.000 Really quite cute.
01:00:09.000 Gary Johnson never had a chance.
01:00:11.000 Oh, among other people.
01:00:13.000 Listen, you're going to have to get a very rich, handsome, famous person to run, and they're going to still have to have all the breaks go their way.
01:00:21.000 They're going to have to be running against Walter Mondale and Bob Dole.
01:00:23.000 So essentially they've legally slapped it down to a two-party system.
01:00:27.000 There really is no third parties.
01:00:29.000 What I like about it is I like how they both act as though it's in the Constitution somewhere.
01:00:34.000 Well, we have a two-party system.
01:00:35.000 No, we don't.
01:00:36.000 Where'd you find that?
01:00:37.000 That's a little propaganda from the two parties.
01:00:39.000 We don't have an any-party system.
01:00:41.000 The founders hated parties.
01:00:42.000 They called them factions.
01:00:43.000 And they hated it, and it was like, a generation later, there we are.
01:00:47.000 Well, when you have an issue like Bush to Obama, where not only do you see very little change in how we operate...
01:00:54.000 Same foreign policy, almost exactly.
01:00:55.000 Almost exactly.
01:00:57.000 But...
01:00:58.000 What is it then?
01:00:59.000 What are you?
01:01:00.000 Where's the change?
01:01:01.000 Where's the change and where's the hope?
01:01:03.000 And if there's only two parties and you're both being funded by the same gigantic corporations and banks, whoa!
01:01:09.000 Like what really has happened here?
01:01:11.000 The late Gore Vidal said we have one party in this country with two wings that represents 4% of the population.
01:01:17.000 I mean that might be a little extreme but you start to see that way.
01:01:21.000 I mean especially when you compare what we consider to be left and right.
01:01:25.000 To say Europe, for example.
01:01:27.000 I mean, first of all, our Republicans are to the right of anything, you know, almost, there's a few fascist parties and real weirdos in Europe, but we're to the right of anything like that, and our Democrats are to the right of most of their parties, too.
01:01:39.000 Well, you know, I have this conversation with a good buddy of mine, Brian Callan, all the time, where we talk about how crazy the world is today, but yet the greatest time to live ever, the safest time to live ever, the most prosperous time, the most We're most technologically advanced time.
01:01:58.000 When you look at today in comparison to a thousand years ago, how brutal life was, or even a few hundred years ago.
01:02:04.000 Yeah, where would you want to go back to?
01:02:05.000 The dentistry alone would keep you in the modern day.
01:02:08.000 Yeah, I mean, we have just this amazing potential.
01:02:13.000 As we stand today with our technological abilities, our internet connections, our ability to exchange information, we seem hobbled only by our representation.
01:02:23.000 It really does seem to be, if you look at how advanced medicine is today, if you look at how advanced science is, the incredible innovations that are coming out every day, the one place where we're disappointing is in our representation.
01:02:37.000 You know, a thought occurs to me as you say that.
01:02:40.000 Maybe you and I and the people who think like us are a weird sort of minority.
01:02:45.000 Maybe you could come up with this idea, and I'm fleshing this out as we talk, but maybe there's a way to look at this outside our comfort zone where people might say, if all you do is play video games every day, you go to your...
01:02:56.000 Who cares?
01:02:57.000 Maybe they would say, well, listen, I mean, why do I care about the fact that the government's corrupt?
01:03:03.000 And why do I care that all these things are going on?
01:03:04.000 And why do I care about drones?
01:03:06.000 What does that matter to me?
01:03:07.000 I have the best life anybody's ever had in all history.
01:03:09.000 What am I missing?
01:03:11.000 And I think that's where you get into these arguments that we make about slippery slopes.
01:03:15.000 Well, hey, man, just because you're happy today, you know, wait until video game players who download games without permission are struck by drones.
01:03:22.000 I mean...
01:03:22.000 So I guess maybe there's a way to look at it that there might be a lot of people – it's like Brave New World territory – that don't care.
01:03:29.000 There certainly are.
01:03:31.000 I have my medical marijuana.
01:03:33.000 I have my video games.
01:03:34.000 I have my days off.
01:03:36.000 I'm on my disability payments, and who cares?
01:03:38.000 That's, I think, what infuriates people about the whole hipster attitude.
01:03:41.000 That's what infuriates people about the attitude.
01:03:44.000 Like, whatever.
01:03:45.000 Who cares?
01:03:47.000 I'm here for me.
01:03:48.000 I don't care about what's going on.
01:03:49.000 Whatever.
01:03:50.000 Am I going to fix China?
01:03:51.000 Am I going to fix Afghanistan?
01:03:53.000 I have my own problems to worry with.
01:03:54.000 I wasn't born into a society that I created myself.
01:03:57.000 It already existed.
01:03:59.000 I'll just move forward.
01:04:00.000 But I think as human beings, we all...
01:04:04.000 Ultimately realized that we're in this together and that a lot of people had to exist before us that had the better good of mankind in mind when they developed computer chips, when they developed TVs, when they developed cars.
01:04:16.000 We didn't develop anything.
01:04:18.000 We just sort of stumbled along.
01:04:20.000 It's our job to do the same thing, to continue innovating as those before us have innovated in every way, whether it's socially, technologically, or governmentally.
01:04:29.000 We haven't, governmentally.
01:04:31.000 It's our one area where we've really stalled.
01:04:34.000 We really have, in fact, slipped backwards into a goofier system because it's more transparent, people are more upset than ever, and still government operates the same way.
01:04:45.000 When we saw the bailouts, and I remember there was a speech where Obama gave where he said he was limiting the bonuses of the CEOs to like, it was like a half a million dollars.
01:04:55.000 And I was like, this is the craziest – you're watching robbery take place right before your eyes and this guy who's the representative of the people, this Obama character, is letting you know they're only going to rob a half a million dollars each.
01:05:10.000 Like, oh yeah, yeah, their company failed, but see, they have a contract and even though the bank didn't – they lost all their money, that guy gets money.
01:05:19.000 Money is I think what we just – my little fly in the ointment of this idea I had.
01:05:24.000 I think the fact that it's going to be very hard for a lot of Americans to make a decent living is the most likely thing to prompt change.
01:05:32.000 I remember in the 1990s when I was doing my radio show, I was the worst radio show host in the world for The Times because I was on this station that had these conservative, stereotypical radio hosts all day long, and then right in the middle of the day part, it was me.
01:05:45.000 And I didn't fit any of these things.
01:05:46.000 So I fought with the audience all day long because they were these holdovers from the other conservative shows.
01:05:51.000 And so I'm screaming and yelling about, you know, when are you going to get out on the streets?
01:05:54.000 When are you going to do something?
01:05:55.000 Some guy called me up and said something very prophetic.
01:05:57.000 I've thought about it many times.
01:05:58.000 He goes, people aren't going to go out and face the bayonets while they're able to pay their bills and they have the food they want and they can give their kids a halfway decent life.
01:06:07.000 He said, when that changes, everything else will too.
01:06:11.000 And you sit there and think about what's happened to middle-class jobs in this country, the so-called middle-class jobs.
01:06:18.000 It's a combination of changes in trade deals, which we all know about, but also automation, which has gotten rid of a lot of jobs.
01:06:24.000 I always talk about them as the average Joes and Janes, people that don't have really high expectations, But they want to work, they'll go to work and they'll raise a family and maybe save up for college and just make it work, a little shell game here and there, but just a decent life.
01:06:38.000 That's the American dream, right?
01:06:40.000 You take that away, And maybe, I mean, when those video game medicinal marijuana-smoking hipster people can't pay the bills and get evicted, maybe that's the kind of wake-up call that changes their belief system.
01:06:54.000 And maybe that's where you say, we live in the greatest time ever.
01:06:57.000 Yeah, unless you're a black person in prison because they caught you with a little cocaine.
01:07:01.000 Or maybe unless you're some guy that just got evicted and your house is underwater.
01:07:05.000 I mean, those are the things that all of a sudden make you, and you have enough of those people, because nobody cares if it's 1% of the population.
01:07:12.000 If 40% of the population dropped from what was the middle class into the lower class, I think agitation hits a level that you and I in our lifetimes haven't seen.
01:07:22.000 Well, I think it's at a level now.
01:07:23.000 I think it's on the way.
01:07:24.000 Yeah, where we have never seen before, and that's one of the things that I was alluding to when I was talking earlier about the desire to understand history.
01:07:32.000 I think that more people today, and at least the conversations that I'm having based on my own personal experiences, More people are concerned with talking about the corruptions of the past and why shouldn't we be surprised?
01:07:45.000 Or why should we be surprised that there's so much fucked up shit going on in politics today?
01:07:49.000 Like, did you know this?
01:07:50.000 Did you know that?
01:07:52.000 I think there's a lot of people that are trying to figure out how the hell we got so bad.
01:07:56.000 That's, you know what, you just took the words out of my mouth.
01:07:58.000 The reason history is important is because it tells you how we got here.
01:08:01.000 I had a teacher once that said, look, you join a soap opera and you watch the soap opera and you're going, Who the hell is that?
01:08:07.000 Why are they mad at her?
01:08:08.000 Who screwed who?
01:08:09.000 I mean, that's what history teaches you.
01:08:11.000 It gives you context so you can understand the now.
01:08:13.000 You know, I think the Founding Fathers obviously had some awesome ideas, and they were brilliant men, and they were very well-schooled.
01:08:21.000 You can't possibly ask people from 1776 to figure out a way that you're going to govern people that exist in a time you couldn't even possibly imagine.
01:08:34.000 Don't you think they would have been the first people to say that, too?
01:08:36.000 Absolutely.
01:08:37.000 Come on, man.
01:08:38.000 I gave it to you to take care of.
01:08:40.000 It's not autopilot.
01:08:41.000 Yeah, it's not autopilot.
01:08:43.000 Where are the wise men of today that step forth and make sense of the situation without Let me piggyback on that because I thought about that too.
01:08:57.000 Look at the 1960s, which whatever you may have thought about it was a period of change in whatever direction.
01:09:02.000 Look at how many people you can still name, if you have any knowledge at all, that were leading their own segments of movements one way or the other.
01:09:11.000 Tons of people, whether you want to talk about civil rights and the Martin Luther Kings and the Malcolm Xs, whether you want to talk about the yippies and all that, whether you want to talk about...
01:09:18.000 Everything had these people that stepped forward that are on your Wikipedia page.
01:09:22.000 If you want to go look...
01:09:23.000 Who the hell does that today?
01:09:25.000 Can you name two people who are out front as political, outside politics, but people who lead movements?
01:09:34.000 I can't...
01:09:36.000 They've done an awesome job of marginalizing those people.
01:09:39.000 The government's way better at preventing a Martin Luther King today.
01:09:44.000 Today you have your obvious race baiters like Jesse Jackson.
01:09:49.000 That goes back.
01:09:50.000 Is he still around?
01:09:51.000 That's when I was in college.
01:09:53.000 Yeah, constantly and constantly getting called out for what he's doing with corporations and forcing them to pay Enormous sums of money, and he goes in for racial education and teaches people.
01:10:04.000 Whenever they say, I mean, essentially what he does is he finds someone who's done something either that could be racially distasteful or said something that's out of line, even in a joke, and they go in and they blackmail him.
01:10:15.000 But that's not a leader.
01:10:15.000 That's just somebody who's found their own little scam.
01:10:18.000 And who else?
01:10:18.000 Al Sharpton, even worse.
01:10:19.000 He started his whole career off with a fake rape case.
01:10:24.000 Tawana Brawley.
01:10:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:10:25.000 So that's what they allow.
01:10:29.000 They allow the most preposterous to exist.
01:10:31.000 But again, those don't represent any of those kind of people from the 60s who legitimately believed.
01:10:37.000 And that's what's missing.
01:10:38.000 And maybe you think it's because we're cynical or is our generation – I mean look, you and I are about the same age.
01:10:44.000 Remember, we were Generation X. We were a bunch of slackers, and everybody was like, oh, look at what this generation's going to be.
01:10:50.000 And the funny thing is, I think compared to generations after us, we look good.
01:10:54.000 So what does that mean?
01:10:55.000 If we're the slacker generation, the people that came after us are even more...
01:10:59.000 I mean, are we reaping what we sow?
01:11:01.000 Although I'm not so happy with what the baby boomers did, so who knows how that...
01:11:05.000 Well, I think that this generation that's growing up today have...
01:11:11.000 Yes, they do.
01:11:13.000 Imagine what those 60s people would have done with the internet.
01:11:26.000 And that's a, when you put that in your head, I mean, 20 years ago was what?
01:11:32.000 90s?
01:11:33.000 I do this all the time.
01:11:34.000 It's funny you say that.
01:11:35.000 I remember, I'm born in 65. That's 20 years after the Second World War.
01:11:39.000 20 years ago, I was at ABC over here in town, ABC News.
01:11:46.000 I mean, God, 20 years is nothing anymore.
01:11:48.000 That's Seinfeld.
01:11:49.000 Seinfeld was on the air in 93, right?
01:11:51.000 Yeah.
01:11:51.000 So think about that.
01:11:52.000 That's so recent.
01:11:53.000 That's the Holocaust.
01:11:54.000 Yeah.
01:11:55.000 That is amazing, yes.
01:11:56.000 So the people that lived in the 60s were dealing with such a strange time.
01:12:02.000 First of all, the introduction of psychedelic drugs into the community that had never existed before, like LSD and the proliferation.
01:12:09.000 Stuff that started in the late 50s with Huxley and those people and the Kerouacs and all that, and then burst into mainstream.
01:12:16.000 And unbeknownst to most folks, even though marijuana has been illegal in its country since the 1930s, LSD didn't become illegal until 1970. They passed this sweeping Schedule I psychedelic act where they made everything from peyote to mushrooms,
01:12:32.000 all these different sacramental entheogens.
01:12:36.000 They made them all illegal.
01:12:38.000 Well, they made them illegal then because that was the first time law enforcement around the country was running into widespread problems with it.
01:12:44.000 They didn't know.
01:12:45.000 There's a great dragnet from the old dragnets that are so funny to watch.
01:12:49.000 I love those!
01:12:49.000 The one with Blue Boy, the most famous one ever.
01:12:53.000 Those were all based on actual things.
01:12:55.000 They find out people are using this brand new drug called LSD and there's no law against it.
01:13:00.000 So immediately the first thing they have to do is go find a new law that they can put into place.
01:13:04.000 It's like I say today, the problem with our drug policy is that we're not accounting for the fact that we might come up with some darn good drugs that don't do as much damage as the ones we have.
01:13:13.000 Our policy will be to make whatever new drug we find illegal tomorrow.
01:13:16.000 If it intoxicates you, it's illegal.
01:13:18.000 I don't know how much longer that's going to work, but if I was the government trying to stamp out drugs, I think I'd just make better drugs that competed with...
01:13:26.000 I mean, how do you get rid of bathtub gin?
01:13:28.000 You get Bombay Sapphire and nobody wants any bathtub gin anymore.
01:13:32.000 Well, also, you have to address what's being done with these drugs and what's the effect, because they've made no effort whatsoever to stop things that turn you stupid.
01:13:41.000 There's no effort whatsoever to slow down Oxycodone, Oxycontin, Vicodins.
01:13:46.000 Well, meth, sort of.
01:13:48.000 I mean, they go after meth.
01:13:48.000 Oh, meth will make you go crazy.
01:13:49.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
01:13:50.000 What I'm saying is the government is not trying to stop hydrocodone from producing.
01:13:57.000 Oh, I think they are.
01:13:58.000 You think they're starting to stop it?
01:13:59.000 They're passing laws now that say...
01:14:02.000 They're going after the hydrocodone, tough now.
01:14:04.000 Brand new stuff.
01:14:05.000 You're not going to be able to call in a prescription refill for that.
01:14:09.000 You're going to have to have a physical prescription now every time.
01:14:12.000 They're going to crack down on that big time.
01:14:13.000 They're going to.
01:14:13.000 They are now.
01:14:15.000 I was in Florida recently.
01:14:18.000 Speaking of hydrocodone.
01:14:19.000 Yeah.
01:14:19.000 I don't know if you know the situation in Florida.
01:14:21.000 They got a lot of the prescription doctors there.
01:14:24.000 Yeah, they have pain management centers.
01:14:26.000 Yes.
01:14:27.000 And what a pain management center is, you go in and it's one building.
01:14:31.000 Like this office.
01:14:32.000 In that door is the doctor.
01:14:34.000 You go, hey man, I fucked my back up.
01:14:35.000 It hurts like hell.
01:14:36.000 I can't sleep.
01:14:36.000 Okay, here's some Oxycontin.
01:14:37.000 I guarantee you five years that will not be around.
01:14:40.000 Guaranteed.
01:14:41.000 I bet you're right.
01:14:41.000 But one of the reasons why is because it's been exposed.
01:14:45.000 Well, people are dying.
01:14:46.000 Yeah, people are dying.
01:14:48.000 Those guys from Current TV, I think it was Current TV, True TV, one of those fucking channels, Vanguard is the show.
01:14:55.000 They had a show called the Oxycontin Express.
01:14:58.000 And what they did was essentially they showed that there's a highway.
01:15:08.000 I was just going to say, in places like Tennessee, they just sit on the side of the road and bust any – yeah, yeah.
01:15:13.000 But here's the thing.
01:15:14.000 I'm not convinced.
01:15:16.000 I mean when you look at – if you look at modern society and you say, where have we made – The most technological advances, you would have to put pharmacology in the top three or four areas, right?
01:15:28.000 Oh yeah, sure.
01:15:28.000 And when, for example, when the Nazis wanted stuff to keep their soldiers awake for things like, you know, unlimited blitzkrieg attacks and fighter pilots, they would simply go to the pharmacy companies and say, here's what we need, and they'd produce it.
01:15:40.000 If we were intelligent about this, we would say, as Dr. Weil so famously wrote 20 years ago, people want to change their consciousness.
01:15:50.000 Can't we arrange for substances that do this in a more safe way than the ones we have, that come with some pill that will sober you up when it's time to drive home, that's better than what we have now?
01:16:04.000 And I guarantee you, if you sit at the pharmacy companies, and by the way, we'll give you the patent to this for 20 years afterwards, they will come up with something recreational better than anything we have, but because of an almost...
01:16:16.000 I don't know if it's a Puritan ethic or if it's the companies that make the current products that are legal that don't want competition or whatever it is.
01:16:23.000 Nobody even talks about this.
01:16:25.000 Nothing drives me crazier about the way we conduct things in American life than we don't even bring up subjects.
01:16:32.000 I don't mind if we come up with the wrong answer in a national debate on something like this.
01:16:36.000 But can we have the national debate?
01:16:38.000 Can you come up and defend to me why we shouldn't be working on Safer, healthier alternatives.
01:16:43.000 If you're going to make this drug illegal for recreational use, no problem, but give me something that people can use, because they want to use it, that will do something similar, will be less harmful to the individual using it, and less harmful to society.
01:16:56.000 I don't think the government has any plans whatsoever on either backing or supporting any pharmaceutical company that creates psychedelics.
01:17:07.000 I think there's a big difference between creating hydrocodone or creating a safer amphetamine or creating safer drugs that allow us to continue society As structured.
01:17:18.000 When you start getting into things like mushrooms and LSD and acid, the real problem is the boundary dissolving properties of these things which make you want to absolve society, makes you want to get rid of all the laws, makes you want to sleep naked on each other's floors and do a lot of like culturally unsanctioned shit.
01:17:35.000 And that creates chaos and that created the chaos of the 60s.
01:17:38.000 It was a paradigm shifting sort of a way that people were looking at the world that was impossible for the 1950s minded cops Right.
01:18:00.000 Right.
01:18:01.000 Right.
01:18:01.000 Right.
01:18:09.000 Right?
01:18:10.000 And it should be something like a hundred questions.
01:18:13.000 Question number one, how likely is it to be addicting?
01:18:15.000 Question number two, how dangerous is it?
01:18:17.000 And everything should pass this test.
01:18:18.000 And if you get above or below, I don't know how it would work, a certain score, you're legal.
01:18:23.000 If you don't, you're illegal.
01:18:24.000 And you put the current drugs that are legal on there, too.
01:18:27.000 You put alcohol on there, put caffeine on there.
01:18:28.000 And let's see how it scores.
01:18:29.000 Do you really think marijuana is going to fail that test and alcohol is going to pass?
01:18:34.000 It's like I said to you before, if somebody invents the perfect drug tomorrow in some bathtub somewhere, our government's going to ban it the day after tomorrow with no testing, no questions asked, just on the grounds that it's recreational, you're not allowed to have any recreational drugs.
01:18:48.000 Not only recreational, there's an issue with things being recreational.
01:18:52.000 Anything performance enhancing You know, Provigil.
01:18:56.000 Do you know what Provigil is?
01:18:57.000 I don't know what Provigil is.
01:18:58.000 Provigil is like the latest smart drug rage amongst the Silicon Valley set.
01:19:03.000 And it's this very odd stimulant that I'm not qualified to describe the mechanics and the mechanism behind what it does.
01:19:10.000 But what it does is it gives you this sort of stimulated, accelerated feeling without feeling like you're on speed.
01:19:17.000 Your heart rate doesn't go up, you don't get jittery, you don't get crazy.
01:19:20.000 What's the action?
01:19:20.000 What's it do?
01:19:22.000 Is it an amphetamine type thing?
01:19:24.000 No, no, it's a new thing.
01:19:25.000 Like a B vitamin that just...
01:19:26.000 No, no, no, it's much more intense.
01:19:28.000 Brian, you've experienced it.
01:19:30.000 Yeah, I mean, I was on zero sleep and I had to drive to San Diego.
01:19:34.000 I mean, I could barely keep my eyes open and I took it and just immediately I was like, oh, I'm awake.
01:19:39.000 Wide awake, clear, productive.
01:19:41.000 What is it?
01:19:41.000 Do you know what it is or do you just take it sight unseen?
01:19:45.000 Well, he got it from me.
01:19:46.000 Yeah, I take it.
01:19:47.000 I gave it to him because I didn't want to.
01:19:49.000 You have to have a laboratory situation.
01:19:52.000 Well, let me find the exact mechanism behind it.
01:19:56.000 Is it legal?
01:19:57.000 Yes, absolutely.
01:19:58.000 Is it legal because they just haven't gotten around to ban it yet?
01:20:00.000 No, here's the question.
01:20:02.000 Here's rather the issue.
01:20:04.000 It was created essentially to enhance mental performance and clarity.
01:20:10.000 However, to get it as a prescription drug, you can't have something that just makes you better.
01:20:15.000 You have to have something wrong with you.
01:20:17.000 So they had to say narcolepsy.
01:20:20.000 Is this the narcolepsy?
01:20:23.000 Absolutely.
01:20:23.000 I'm not bullshitting.
01:20:25.000 How do you prove you have narcolepsy?
01:20:27.000 I don't know.
01:20:28.000 You go to the doctor's office and just fall asleep.
01:20:30.000 Shift work sleep disorder and excessive daytime sleepiness associated with obstructive sleep apnea, which by the way, I have sleep apnea.
01:20:37.000 And it is not an amphetamine?
01:20:39.000 No, it is not.
01:20:39.000 Despite extensive research into the interaction, it's called modafinil, that's the actual chemical name.
01:20:50.000 So it's going to be a dopamine, serotonin kind of thing.
01:20:55.000 Are they using it on the street yet?
01:21:08.000 Oh, yeah.
01:21:09.000 Well, for sure.
01:21:10.000 People in school, people in startups, people that are forced to work long hours.
01:21:15.000 Podcasters.
01:21:15.000 Yeah, podcasters.
01:21:16.000 If you were exhausted and you had to do something to try to wake up, it's amazing.
01:21:23.000 So if the fungus-free coffee doesn't work anymore.
01:21:25.000 So let me ask you this.
01:21:26.000 What's the penalty for being caught with this stuff without a prescription?
01:21:30.000 Well, being caught with any chemical, the prescription drug, It's a misdemeanor, right?
01:21:36.000 Isn't it?
01:21:37.000 Depending on how much you have.
01:21:38.000 And what the prescription is, yeah.
01:21:40.000 Yeah, you have to have a prescription.
01:21:41.000 But you can get one.
01:21:42.000 You can just say you're tired and you get one.
01:21:44.000 But this is the problem I have.
01:21:46.000 How can we...
01:21:47.000 I mean, if you said...
01:21:48.000 Think about how you would change the country if you said, listen...
01:21:51.000 Again, getting back to my Joe Friday dragnet thing, because this is apparently how I learned about all this as a youth.
01:21:56.000 I remember the marijuana episode where the guy, the family man, remember the one where his child dies in the bathtub later, where he's trying to argue with Joe Friday about why there's nothing wrong with marijuana.
01:22:06.000 He says, well, it's less effective than alcohol.
01:22:09.000 It doesn't bother you.
01:22:10.000 And Joe Friday says, but look at all the problem alcohol causes.
01:22:12.000 Do we really need another drug that does that?
01:22:15.000 I think that's how they think.
01:22:16.000 I think they think that you're going to increase, and they might be right, traffic fatalities.
01:22:21.000 I think A, they're wrong, and B, they don't really think that way.
01:22:24.000 Everything we've said here is about how they're wrong.
01:22:26.000 Well, I don't believe they're right about traffic fatalities.
01:22:30.000 I think people are safer drivers when they're high.
01:22:32.000 I think they drive slower, they're more aware, especially if they smoke pot on a regular basis.
01:22:36.000 It might depend on how...
01:22:38.000 How high?
01:22:38.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:39.000 Oh, for sure.
01:22:40.000 I mean, obliterated.
01:22:41.000 You can get obliterated toward the point where it's reality dissolving.
01:22:44.000 I think if you legalize marijuana, I think you would see more...
01:22:47.000 I think it's almost unequivocal.
01:22:49.000 You would see more...
01:22:50.000 What would you call it?
01:22:52.000 MUIs?
01:22:52.000 What would you even...
01:22:52.000 You know what I think you'd see?
01:22:53.000 More merging, more waving...
01:22:56.000 People allow you to merge.
01:22:57.000 Listen, there's no question that this stuff would come with a cost.
01:23:01.000 The question is, is the cost that you would pay worse than what we have now?
01:23:05.000 I don't agree that it would come with a cost.
01:23:07.000 I think it would be beneficial to society as far as a relaxant – I think if there's anything that society needs right now is a change of perspective, something to calm them down.
01:23:16.000 And more creativity.
01:23:17.000 Those are three things that are promoted by marijuana.
01:23:19.000 I think you're speaking as a guy who's experienced with this.
01:23:22.000 I think – remember what it's like when you get kids first starting out with this stuff.
01:23:27.000 Look – Well, kids should be educated.
01:23:29.000 One of the problems with kids starting out with this stuff is that they're going into it in an ignorant way, experimenting on their own, and no one knows what the – What the effects are going to be.
01:23:38.000 No one knows what to expect.
01:23:39.000 Look at how every kid gets understanding about alcohol.
01:23:42.000 I mean, it's going to be a similar kind of a learning curve.
01:23:44.000 Not my kids.
01:23:45.000 I teach them.
01:23:46.000 I speak to them about alcohol.
01:23:48.000 How do you teach them how to drink?
01:23:49.000 Well, I don't let them drink, but I speak.
01:23:52.000 But I have a 16-year-old, and I talk to her about alcohol very specifically.
01:23:56.000 What do you say?
01:23:57.000 Well, first of all, I tell her, whenever we have conversations about anything, one of the most important things that I bring up is all the things that I've fucked up.
01:24:05.000 They don't care about that, do they?
01:24:06.000 Yes, they do.
01:24:07.000 Oh, of course they do.
01:24:08.000 Do you have kids?
01:24:09.000 Yeah, two.
01:24:09.000 Two?
01:24:10.000 How old are they?
01:24:10.000 Eleven and eight.
01:24:11.000 When I was a kid, one of the things that I remember more than anything was I have a really cool uncle, Uncle Vinny.
01:24:18.000 And one of the things that he would...
01:24:20.000 It seems like he'd be like, Uncle Vinny, but he's actually an artist with long hair.
01:24:23.000 He's a hippie.
01:24:25.000 When he would talk to me about things, he would always talk to me like if I did anything wrong.
01:24:30.000 It was always what he did, how he fucked up first.
01:24:34.000 My father's famous line was, do as I say, not as I do.
01:24:36.000 He was a filmmaker.
01:24:38.000 That's funny.
01:24:39.000 I learned a lot listening to this guy.
01:24:42.000 And I remember thinking like that.
01:24:44.000 He kept me from being on the defensive by explaining to me that it's just part of human nature to fuck up and to make mistakes.
01:24:52.000 And because he was so honest about that...
01:24:55.000 I would listen to all of his advice, whether it's about alcohol, whether it's about whatever.
01:24:58.000 And I think the most important thing you can give to a kid is information and love.
01:25:06.000 And the only way they're going to accept it is that they trust you.
01:25:09.000 And the only way they're going to trust you is if you're 100% honest with them all the time and you don't play any bullshit games with them.
01:25:15.000 And you explain to them.
01:25:17.000 And not just honest, but you've got to explain to them all the times you've fucked up as well.
01:25:21.000 So what do you do if I saw something the other day where Snoop Dogg is smoking weed with his kid?
01:25:27.000 What about that?
01:25:28.000 Well, how old is his kid, first of all?
01:25:30.000 I don't know the answer to the question.
01:25:32.000 I mean, if his kid's 18, I don't have an issue with him.
01:25:33.000 I brought up Snoop Dogg, man.
01:25:34.000 That is right there, the limit of my knowledge already.
01:25:37.000 So I'm off on the deep end here already.
01:25:39.000 I think the younger the better.
01:25:40.000 I think stone kids would be awesome.
01:25:42.000 It's actually not good for your development.
01:25:44.000 And I was just going to say, I'm living up in Oregon where there's a whole generation of kids that were on LSD from like five years old.
01:25:50.000 It turns you into Courtney Love without the creativity.
01:25:53.000 Are you Portland?
01:25:54.000 Are you up there?
01:25:54.000 Eugene.
01:25:55.000 Eugene.
01:25:55.000 Oh, okay.
01:25:56.000 Makes Portland look conservative.
01:25:57.000 It does.
01:25:58.000 It does make Portland look conservative.
01:26:00.000 That's Hippieville Central, but gosh, it's a beautiful country up there.
01:26:03.000 Yeah, and I'm from here, so, I mean, coming back here is like, you know, I was telling my mom just today, this town feels claustrophobic to me.
01:26:10.000 Yeah.
01:26:11.000 You know, we have like nine buildings where they used to have one on a lot, and you just feel like, I mean, I need some outdoors areas.
01:26:18.000 You've got to go to the beach.
01:26:20.000 Yeah, you don't realize how smothered you are.
01:26:23.000 No, and this town used to be a great place to live.
01:26:25.000 No offense, Angelinos.
01:26:26.000 It's still great.
01:26:27.000 It's just too big and crazy.
01:26:29.000 I'd live a little bit further out, but I want to move even further out.
01:26:32.000 I've actually been looking at Santa Barbara lately.
01:26:35.000 The beach is cold in Santa Barbara, though.
01:26:37.000 I'm not scared of the cold.
01:26:38.000 I grew up in Boston.
01:26:39.000 This cold is for pussies.
01:26:40.000 This is nothing.
01:26:41.000 Boston's really bad now.
01:26:42.000 That's brutality.
01:26:43.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:26:44.000 Where were we at?
01:26:45.000 Oh, we were talking about them making drugs legal.
01:26:49.000 The idea is that it's a personal freedom issue.
01:26:51.000 And the personal freedom is you're a man.
01:26:53.000 I should not be able to, if it was only two people on the planet, just you and me, and I said, well, I've made a law and the law is no alcohol.
01:27:00.000 You know, you'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:27:02.000 There's only two of us and I want to drink.
01:27:03.000 You know, I'm going to lock you in a cage if you drink the alcohol.
01:27:06.000 It sounds preposterous, but it's just as preposterous.
01:27:09.000 For 3,000 people to tell 300 million people that they can't have pot.
01:27:14.000 Well, here's the difference to me.
01:27:15.000 What's the difference between locking somebody up, you find with a drug, than locking somebody up who does something they shouldn't be doing when they're on the drug?
01:27:24.000 I mean, hold them accountable and responsible.
01:27:26.000 Then we're still going to have a ton of people in prison, but they're not going to be in prison for possession.
01:27:30.000 They're going to be in prison for doing something that, you know, you go back to the Old West and one of the standard stump speeches that the person they were about to hang...
01:27:38.000 Would give you.
01:27:39.000 The guy who was about to hang would always feel, not always, but a lot of times feel like they needed to give some sort of lesson to the kids.
01:27:45.000 And they'd say something like, well, you need to avoid alcohol and don't end up like I ended up.
01:27:49.000 And that was it.
01:27:50.000 You know, that kind of thing.
01:27:51.000 Look, that's going to happen.
01:27:53.000 And there's no question that I think, whether it's alcohol or anything else, that's going to lead some people astray.
01:27:58.000 They call it a gateway drug.
01:27:59.000 Anything is a gateway.
01:28:00.000 The first thing you use is a gateway drug.
01:28:02.000 At the same time, we punish people now for the potential that they might do with the illegal drug.
01:28:09.000 If you punish them for the actuality, I'm not sure it's any less effective than what we have now, and you increase the overall freedom level.
01:28:18.000 You know, the idea that the founders had that we ought to use the states as laboratories, this is where you get to the marijuana situation right now.
01:28:26.000 I would love for states to be able to actually try this out.
01:28:30.000 Instead of us having to have a national experiment, you know, where everybody sinks or swims together, let Colorado try this weed thing out and let's see how it goes.
01:28:40.000 I don't think the feds are going to let this really happen.
01:28:43.000 But to me, that's the intelligent way to do it.
01:28:46.000 What do you think is going to happen with Seattle or Washington State?
01:28:49.000 There's going to be a showdown point.
01:28:51.000 First of all, the feds already aren't letting this happen.
01:28:54.000 I mean the state – And it puts the state lawmakers in a really weird position because they're supposed to listen to the will of the voters, and yet state law is trumped by federal law, and everybody knows that.
01:29:05.000 So how they're supposed to act is a netherworld.
01:29:08.000 The feds have never given one second of lip service to the idea that they're going to allow this.
01:29:15.000 They always say, well, we're not going to concentrate on individual users, blah, blah.
01:29:19.000 But they do.
01:29:20.000 Nothing's changed.
01:29:20.000 And the way they say that is really just to sort of relax people.
01:29:23.000 Like, okay.
01:29:24.000 And then they move in.
01:29:25.000 I don't even think they're trying to relax people.
01:29:27.000 I think it made it clear that they're going to go...
01:29:28.000 Saying not going after individual users at least makes people think...
01:29:31.000 If they said, we're going after everybody, everybody who smoked body...
01:29:33.000 Well, and to be honest, when have the Fed's ever gone after individual users?
01:29:36.000 True.
01:29:37.000 The FBI doesn't come and arrest the guy smoking weed on the corner.
01:29:40.000 Yeah, you don't...
01:29:40.000 You have five guys break into a house because he has a joint.
01:29:43.000 No.
01:29:43.000 But if he's selling joints.
01:29:44.000 Yeah.
01:29:45.000 And there's going to be a comeuppance moment.
01:29:48.000 And I don't know if that's going to be because one state goes one step farther than everybody else and that's when you get knocked back.
01:29:54.000 Or if we get a new president in there and the First Order.
01:29:57.000 I don't understand the forces at work that keep this stuff illegal.
01:30:01.000 If I understood that better, then you would know, okay, what's it going to take to piss off that group?
01:30:07.000 Too far.
01:30:08.000 Is it the alcohol lobby and when do you go so far?
01:30:11.000 I don't know who's keeping this stuff illegal, so it's hard for me to pin down what the moment of going too far is going to be.
01:30:18.000 But as we talked about earlier, if they don't crack down at some point, this stuff is going to become legal by default.
01:30:26.000 It's going to grow into legality.
01:30:29.000 Where we've got these fig leaf laws on the books that prohibit it, but nobody pays any attention to it.
01:30:34.000 Well, you know, logically, there's no reason to stop it from being legal.
01:30:38.000 And their idea that it's somehow going to harm the interests of the people that are profiting from it being illegal, I think is silly.
01:30:45.000 It's not going to harm alcohol.
01:30:46.000 People are still going to drink.
01:30:48.000 People enjoy drinking.
01:30:49.000 It's fun for people.
01:30:50.000 It may limit some prescription drugs because there's going to be natural remedies.
01:30:55.000 Especially like interocular pressure being cured by cannabis and people with wasting disease and AIDS that have issues with nausea.
01:31:04.000 And it's one of the best things for nausea.
01:31:06.000 What happens when the people who have a lot of money invested in pseudo-legal marijuana start donating to the federal legislators?
01:31:15.000 That's a good question.
01:31:15.000 That's when you'll get the corruption working...
01:31:20.000 Well, the way they've stopped that is you're not supposed to be profiting from it in California.
01:31:25.000 The only place where you're supposed to be profiting from it ironically is Colorado.
01:31:28.000 Colorado allows medical merit – the way the law passed, the medical laws in Colorado were different than the medical laws in California.
01:31:34.000 They allowed profit.
01:31:36.000 Whereas in California, it's supposed to be like a non-profit.
01:31:38.000 I wonder how much of this has to do with the fact, too, that it's the equivalent of being able to distill your own alcohol in your backyard if you want to.
01:31:46.000 I mean, you take all of the companies that you might be able to get on your bandwagon here if Philip Morris could make your marijuana cigarettes as opposed to what they have now where you'll just grow it in the backyard and nobody makes money.
01:31:56.000 You'd grow it in the house.
01:31:57.000 I mean, the crazy thing is it's such a durable plant.
01:32:00.000 It's not like something like a tomato where you have to have good soil and you have to make sure that you tend to it.
01:32:06.000 These things grow whether you want them to or not.
01:32:07.000 Wild in all 50 states, I read something.
01:32:09.000 If you drive out the window and throw seeds out the window and come back in a month, you're going to see plants.
01:32:14.000 They just find a way, those little fuckers.
01:32:16.000 Well, then we get back to what we talked about earlier about trigger points.
01:32:20.000 When do people rebel?
01:32:22.000 When have they had enough?
01:32:23.000 What if all...
01:32:24.000 They get high.
01:32:24.000 That's what happens.
01:32:25.000 They get some LSD and then they rebel.
01:32:27.000 Well, when the government decides they're going to clamp down and...
01:32:30.000 You know, like if they go into Colorado or if they go into Washington or one of these places where the will of the people has been amply read, enacted into law and the whole thing, and they overturn that.
01:32:43.000 Those are going to be interesting trigger points or benchmarks in wherever it is we're heading.
01:32:50.000 So you know what they've been doing, the way the DEA's been handling it in California is very fascinating.
01:32:55.000 They go in, they break down the door, do whatever they have to do, guns in the air, hold people on the ground.
01:33:01.000 There's a video of them stepping on some kid's neck.
01:33:03.000 College kid just working there.
01:33:04.000 The cop steps on his neck as he walks over him.
01:33:08.000 For no reason.
01:33:09.000 They smash the security cameras.
01:33:11.000 They thought that the security cameras were...
01:33:14.000 On set, it was actually sent through the internet to a third-party location, always.
01:33:19.000 So they got video of this where they tried to destroy it.
01:33:21.000 The cops tried to destroy it.
01:33:22.000 They steal all the drugs, they take all the marijuana, and they steal all the money.
01:33:27.000 Then they say, we're holding your file until we decide what to do with it.
01:33:32.000 And they do nothing.
01:33:34.000 So they take thousands of dollars, whatever the fuck you have on the premises, they take thousands of dollars of marijuana, they take all your cash on hand, everything that they want to take from you, and then they say, we're holding your file, we'll tell you what we do when we decide.
01:33:51.000 And they can hold onto it for years and years and years.
01:33:54.000 So essentially they put you out of business.
01:33:56.000 They put you out of business without arresting you.
01:33:58.000 So are they enforcing federal law?
01:34:01.000 Sort of, but they don't.
01:34:03.000 Are they enforcing state law?
01:34:04.000 No.
01:34:04.000 So it's not a state law, it's just the federal law, but they don't actually do anything about it.
01:34:08.000 Very few people are actually getting brought to trial.
01:34:11.000 That's interesting.
01:34:11.000 If you look at, too, what the excuse for the militarization of police forces over the last 30 years has been, this drug war has been the greatest thing that ever happened in terms of I mean, the idea that someone thought up, hey, wouldn't it be a great incentive to tell officers that they could get...
01:34:31.000 Well, there's actually some great books about this.
01:34:34.000 Dan Baum wrote one called Smoke and Mirrors once.
01:34:36.000 There are others where there used to be two kinds of forfeiture laws, a criminal one and a civil one.
01:34:43.000 And without going too deeply into it, in order to fight the drug war during this crazy time of the 80s, they decided to combine the two.
01:34:50.000 Taking the lower standard required for one kind and the higher penalties for the other kind, putting them together.
01:34:56.000 And this is where you got the situations where if the police officers burst down your door and found drugs, they could seize your Corvette automatically without any sort of acknowledgement that the Corvette was bought with drug money on the grounds that you have to sue us to get it back.
01:35:11.000 You have to prove that there was no drug money here.
01:35:14.000 And if you don't, if we get to keep this car and sell it, at least some of that money, some departments got it all, others had to share it with other agencies, some of that money goes right back to the people who seized it.
01:35:25.000 Now, this was supposed to be a great incentive, right, well, we're going to crack it on the drug users and we'll be able to afford the narcotics teams because they don't pay for itself.
01:35:33.000 But as Radley Balco has written in a book that's due out any time now, I saw an earlier version of it, This has exploded the number of cases where police do these things, and it comes at the expense of robberies and other crimes that don't actually benefit the department as much as these search and seizure drug crimes do.
01:35:52.000 And if you got rid of the drug crimes, what happens to those departments that are making a bunch of money off of it now?
01:35:56.000 Do you know about the scandal that's been going on in Tennessee in regards to this?
01:36:00.000 You mean the interstate?
01:36:01.000 Yeah.
01:36:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:36:02.000 I'm all on top of that.
01:36:03.000 The cops, for folks who don't know, there's this thing they're doing.
01:36:06.000 The police...
01:36:08.000 I think?
01:36:28.000 You have to prove that you got that money through legal means.
01:36:32.000 And the way Tennessee's doing it is, apparently, they've been doing this for a while.
01:36:37.000 They've been seizing money, and that money goes to their police force.
01:36:43.000 Let me defend those people for a second, though, because one of the things that Balco's book had that I found fascinating was, remember, a lot of these people are elected.
01:36:52.000 A lot of these sheriffs, for example, are elected.
01:36:53.000 And there was one county, I don't remember where it was, where the sheriff was not going to do this.
01:36:58.000 And the guy who ran against him for sheriff said, do you know how much money we're missing out on?
01:37:03.000 We're cutting officers left and right enforcement because we won't just go and do what other – look at what the county next door has.
01:37:09.000 They've got all this equipment and all these officers because they're seizing assets and we're not.
01:37:13.000 In other words, because the feds do not come in and enforce the constitution, because they allow this, because it's – Remember, before the war on terror made everything okay if it was part of the war on terror, the war on drugs allowed us to rip open parts of the Constitution on the grounds that this war was so important and there were so many lives at stake.
01:37:31.000 And like the mafia, it was so resistant to normal law enforcement techniques that we needed special tools.
01:37:37.000 That the federal government not only allowed this stuff, but encouraged people to do it.
01:37:42.000 And I would like to say proudly, Los Angeles, with police chief Darrell Gates in the old days, was one of the leaders in this.
01:37:48.000 We had the first tank.
01:37:49.000 I remember we had the first tank to knock down the drug buildings and everything else and seize the property.
01:37:56.000 Once that becomes standard fare, Are you going to be the sheriff that says, I don't do that, when the guy running against you says, look at our idiot sheriff, he's missing out on all these federal dollars, plus the feds actually match some of your costs.
01:38:11.000 They will hand you down paramilitary stuff as part of, like, used war surplus and everything else.
01:38:16.000 I mean, when you see these police officers in full camo gear carrying AR-15s and everything, a lot of that stuff is hand-me-down right from the military.
01:38:25.000 And if you don't want that, you're going to run around with a stupid Colt.44 revolver when you could have an AR-15 in a tank?
01:38:32.000 What kind of bad sheriff are you, Joe Rogan?
01:38:36.000 Believe it or not, by what I'm saying, or some of the things that I've said, I'm a big supporter of law enforcement.
01:38:41.000 Me too.
01:38:41.000 I think it's very important.
01:38:42.000 I think they're underappreciated.
01:38:45.000 And it's not their gig.
01:38:46.000 The actual officers on the street don't make these rules.
01:38:48.000 Exactly, exactly.
01:38:50.000 And I think most of them are good guys.
01:38:52.000 They have the hardest job in the world.
01:38:53.000 It's really difficult.
01:38:54.000 You're protecting people from bad people.
01:38:56.000 And if you're going to have bad people, you're going to need cops.
01:39:00.000 The issue is when one bad one exists, it makes it...
01:39:05.000 Is one out of ten people a New Jersey douchebag?
01:39:08.000 Probably not even.
01:39:09.000 It's probably like one out of twenty.
01:39:10.000 But when you think about Jersey, you think about douchebags.
01:39:12.000 It's just unfortunate.
01:39:13.000 And what are the laws?
01:39:14.000 I mean, the cops just enforce the laws.
01:39:16.000 They don't write them.
01:39:17.000 They don't make them.
01:39:17.000 They don't decide what's constitutional and what's not.
01:39:20.000 And it's also they're dealing with fucking bad people all day long, every day.
01:39:24.000 They're dealing with people that are...
01:39:26.000 Committing crimes, trying to get away with things, lying to them constantly.
01:39:29.000 Shooting at them.
01:39:30.000 When I was a reporter, we had a lot of, you know, you develop relationships with these people.
01:39:35.000 And you do it at the weirdest times.
01:39:37.000 I would go out to these murder scenes, be like four in the morning, in the rain, you're seeing the same guy, you know, the same watch guy you see all the time in the field.
01:39:46.000 Or you call them, when I was at ABC here, I mean, I used to do the beat checks, they're called in news, which is where you call all these police divisions, and you're talking to the same poor guy, it's midnight and I'm calling the same guy, how you doing?
01:39:57.000 You know, I mean, they're just working schleps like the rest of us.
01:40:01.000 And you know what, how many of us would perform any better after five years on the job with guys shooting at you?
01:40:07.000 Insane pressure.
01:40:07.000 It's insane pressure.
01:40:08.000 But again, to get back to it, the people who are really responsible for this are the people we elect.
01:40:14.000 That and also I think that as a society we have to put much more emphasis in our schools and much more in our police force.
01:40:24.000 I think police, fire, EMTs and schools, there should be so much more money dedicated to these areas.
01:40:33.000 So much more!
01:40:34.000 And it's really a crime of society that we've allowed our politicians and the people in office to allocate so much resources to other parts of the country While ignoring our problems that we have here at home.
01:40:47.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with helping out less fortunate countries.
01:40:51.000 But the way we do it under the guise of military invasion and the amount of money that goes to that and where that money goes, you look at how much Halliburton is made off this fucking war and weapons manufacturers are made off this war.
01:41:04.000 That is really a criminal misallocation of funds.
01:41:09.000 I was recently – and this is a weird story in and of itself.
01:41:12.000 My listeners know about it because I did a show on it.
01:41:14.000 I was invited to a CENTCOM, U.S. Central Command planning session not that long ago.
01:41:20.000 They flew me to D.C. Yeah, put me up in a hotel.
01:41:23.000 I was sure that they were going to kill me and throw my body into Potomac, and this was all an excuse to get me over there.
01:41:29.000 Did you refrain from jerking off in the hotel room because you felt like there was a camera in there?
01:41:32.000 I assumed there was a camera in there.
01:41:35.000 Do you want a camera in there?
01:41:36.000 I could put one in there.
01:41:38.000 Probably more of a time problem I was dealing with there.
01:41:41.000 I was very rushed.
01:41:42.000 But you arrive there and it was all these people with these amazing...
01:41:46.000 I said they must have been thrilled to have me on the guest list because there were only 12 participants and they all had these massively doctor this and that from this institution and then Dan Carlin, podcaster.
01:41:55.000 They had to be thrilled I was there.
01:41:58.000 But, the first question I asked these folks, I mean, it was the general that was there, was the head of US Central Command, the vice admiral was there, and I said, what do US taxpayers get from all this?
01:42:09.000 In other words, if we're going to go cost to benefit, and you talk about vital US national security and this, that, or this other area, what is the average US taxpayer who's paying for this?
01:42:19.000 get for all this.
01:42:21.000 Now there was no good answer and it's not these guys job to answer it.
01:42:24.000 They don't make policy.
01:42:24.000 They're like cops too.
01:42:26.000 They don't make policy.
01:42:27.000 But you want to ask your representatives, you know, I mean, I know you say we need to be here and there to protect our security, but really what does the United States get from our involvement in the Middle East?
01:42:37.000 The oil situation is not like it was in the early seventies.
01:42:39.000 We're not going to be, there's not going to be petro blackmail like there was in the old days.
01:42:43.000 It's one big giant oil market now.
01:42:46.000 Why do we get to be the people that pay for this?
01:42:48.000 If it's for the entire world's sake, why isn't the entire world paying for it?
01:42:53.000 Why aren't their soldiers dying in the field as much as ours are?
01:42:56.000 I mean, these are the kind of questions we talked earlier about.
01:42:59.000 Why can't we have a national debate about this?
01:43:00.000 I don't care if the answer comes from the wrong side of what I consider to be right or wrong, but let's just talk about it.
01:43:06.000 And I have this conspiracy theory that the reason we don't have these national debates is because some of this stuff is just indefensible.
01:43:12.000 It's the same thing with President Obama trying to say it's okay to kill Americans with drones.
01:43:16.000 You don't hear him talk about it because I don't think you can get up and make that case.
01:43:20.000 And so just don't talk about it.
01:43:22.000 If you can't win an argument, don't have the argument.
01:43:24.000 Yeah, that's the reason why you've never heard a politician bring up cigarettes.
01:43:27.000 You'll hear politicians talk about alcohol or drugs and even prescription medications being issues.
01:43:33.000 You never hear them talk about cigarettes ever.
01:43:35.000 Why?
01:43:35.000 Because they spend billions of dollars to keep politicians from talking about cigarettes.
01:43:41.000 Hundreds of thousands of people die every year from cigarettes.
01:43:44.000 You would think that's a real health issue.
01:43:46.000 No, it's obesity.
01:43:47.000 We've got problems.
01:43:48.000 We've got problems with cancer.
01:43:49.000 We've got problems with AIDS. We have problems with the fucking – some poison that they sell at every corner, but the people that sell that poison kick it back upstairs.
01:43:58.000 But this is nothing new.
01:43:59.000 Nothing new.
01:43:59.000 This is part of how – I mean listen.
01:44:02.000 As I said to somebody else – And by the way, I should say I'm for cigarettes.
01:44:05.000 If you want to smoke cigarettes, I think cigarettes would be illegal.
01:44:08.000 Stop talking about cigarettes.
01:44:13.000 I'm not trying to stop people except my friends.
01:44:15.000 Every country in the world is corrupt.
01:44:17.000 Don't think that there's any government.
01:44:18.000 I mean Sweden, which always ranks in the top three or four as the least corrupt nations of the world, still has corruption.
01:44:24.000 You know why?
01:44:25.000 Why?
01:44:25.000 Swiss chicks are hot.
01:44:26.000 But we're talking about Sweden.
01:44:27.000 You're getting the two confused.
01:44:29.000 Swedish.
01:44:30.000 But here's the thing.
01:44:31.000 Every country has corruption.
01:44:32.000 There's a tipping point.
01:44:34.000 Sweden's number one on your list.
01:44:35.000 How do I confuse those two?
01:44:36.000 Well, if you go there, there won't be any confusion.
01:44:38.000 If you have the number one least corrupt country, Sweden, and the country at the bottom of the list is Nigeria, I guarantee you that governments can function well a certain distance down that list.
01:44:49.000 There's a tipping point.
01:44:50.000 I think if you say, well, the United States has always been corrupt.
01:44:53.000 Look at how things were in the 1950s.
01:44:55.000 Yes, but we were still able to function.
01:44:58.000 The corruption was not so much – it's like if you have a physical impediment and you say, well, I limp around but I still get around okay, and your knee gets much worse and all of a sudden you can't walk.
01:45:07.000 There's a tipping point.
01:45:08.000 Not walking is a whole different thing than limping around, right?
01:45:11.000 Our government was always corrupt from the very beginning of the republic.
01:45:15.000 We've just reached a point where it doesn't function any well, that it's so corrupt.
01:45:18.000 It's also that it's not just that it's so much more corrupt than ever before.
01:45:23.000 It's so much more transparent that it's corrupt.
01:45:25.000 Because of our access to information, which is unprecedented, and people are bewildered by it more than they ever have been before because of this.
01:45:33.000 Because if you go looking, it's really simple.
01:45:35.000 Just go looking real quick, read any Matt Taibbi article from Rolling Stone on the financial crisis, and you'll fucking pluck your eyebrows out screaming in the mirror.
01:45:44.000 You won't be able to feel like it makes any sense.
01:45:48.000 Let me tell you that this is the great wild card, though.
01:45:49.000 We alluded to this earlier when we talked about what if the 60s generation had the internet You know, when you read about how much just printing presses changed the world in terms of just being able to disseminate English-language Bibles changed everything,
01:46:06.000 this, you know, people forget, you know, it's like you said 20 years ago, like a blink of an eye when you've lived a while, this Internet is still brand new.
01:46:13.000 We haven't begun to see what it's going to do yet, and we haven't had these situations, like you were saying, these little tipping point moments where all of a sudden the Internet makes all the difference in the world.
01:46:23.000 If the stupid printing press changes the world to the degree that did, what's this going to do?
01:46:29.000 And how are the authorities going to react when it starts doing it?
01:46:33.000 I mean, you know, we were talking about Anonymous before the whole show started.
01:46:36.000 That's just the tip of the iceberg.
01:46:38.000 What happens when this isn't some little teeny group on the fringes that's doing this?
01:46:43.000 What happens when 40% of the population is so mad and maybe...
01:46:46.000 20% of them are the right-wing guys who think that they need the guns to stop the government.
01:46:50.000 20% of them are the left-wing guys that are so mad that they can't get something else.
01:46:54.000 I mean what happens when all these people are operating at cross-purposes and the internet is this highway that lets them all talk in a way that during the 1960s they would have been doing mimeographed letters on a copy machine handing each other them by hand.
01:47:07.000 Meeting in the park and speaking in a soapbox.
01:47:09.000 Yeah, and on the phone.
01:47:11.000 I mean this is – we have not yet begun to see what this is going to do change.
01:47:15.000 I agree.
01:47:15.000 And I also think that this is just the beginning of what seems to be an ever-increasing access to each other, access to information, the ability to reach and connect with each other.
01:47:27.000 And I think that's going to eventually lead to something that's going to allow people...
01:47:32.000 I think we're going to, our eventual connection is going to be through some sort of wireless, neural frequency connection where we're going to be able to exchange information without having to talk to each other.
01:47:47.000 I'm sorry.
01:47:47.000 See, you see the upside in that.
01:47:48.000 I see the downside.
01:47:49.000 I don't think it's an upside.
01:47:50.000 What happens when the government reads your mind?
01:47:52.000 We just bypassed.
01:47:54.000 This is just something that's too dangerous for an individual to have, but we'll be able to watch you on your computer's camera.
01:47:59.000 Here's the issue.
01:47:59.000 The government will become victims of it themselves, much like Petraeus has become a victim.
01:48:03.000 Of this whole spy network and the ability to access information that's been unprecedented.
01:48:08.000 I'm sorry.
01:48:09.000 Is Petraeus an idiot?
01:48:10.000 Can I just say this?
01:48:11.000 You're the head of the CIA. He's the fucking number one spook.
01:48:14.000 And you think that they're not going to find out that you have it.
01:48:17.000 I mean, this whole thing.
01:48:18.000 You talk about something weird.
01:48:20.000 There's some little X there that we don't know about.
01:48:23.000 It's Benghazi.
01:48:24.000 Yeah, Benghazi.
01:48:25.000 No, for real.
01:48:25.000 I haven't figured out the Benghazi thing either.
01:48:28.000 I haven't either, but there is connection, and that's pretty much been established.
01:48:34.000 One of the things they're doing with punishing Petraeus in this way and going after him is acknowledging his failures in Benghazi, and there's sort of an internal motivation to get rid of him outside of just the fact that the FBI busted him with an affair.
01:48:49.000 What I found most fascinating about this was, first of all, that the head spook got spooked on.
01:48:55.000 I mean, and then that even when you're a general, you're dealing with the kind of girl who's going to fuck you when you're married is a crazy bitch, okay?
01:49:06.000 And the kind of chick that's going to be your mistress when she writes a book about you...
01:49:12.000 That's going to be a territorial crazy bitch.
01:49:14.000 That's a Greek tragedy thing, man.
01:49:15.000 That goes back to, I mean, there are Greek plays that play off that.
01:49:18.000 I love it.
01:49:19.000 There's something that's so wonderfully, you know, we all have these tragic flaws, and it's like, that guy was born with that.
01:49:25.000 It was like faded.
01:49:27.000 The Greeks would say it was like written into his fate that I'm going to have this wonderful military career, be respected by everybody, and then I'm going to be brought low by something so silly.
01:49:36.000 Bring yourself to the world of O.J. Simpson.
01:49:39.000 Oh, I was just talking about that with my wife the other day.
01:49:42.000 We're watching one of those top ten footballs, you know, greatest running backs of all time.
01:49:46.000 And they're screwing poor O.J. Simpson.
01:49:48.000 But as a football player, if you remember how great he was.
01:49:52.000 And, you know, they're putting like Tim Tebow or something ahead of him.
01:49:55.000 I'm going, you know, he's just getting rooked because of what he did off the foot.
01:49:58.000 He's getting rooked?
01:49:59.000 Yeah, you can get mad at Pete Rose for being...
01:50:04.000 You know, a jerk off field, but don't take away what he did on the field.
01:50:09.000 O.J. Simpson was the most beautiful runner I ever saw.
01:50:11.000 Barry Sanders was the most exciting, but O.J. Simpson was the most beautiful runner I ever saw.
01:50:15.000 And he's a terrible person.
01:50:18.000 We all know this now, but God, O.J. Simpson was the best.
01:50:22.000 What a world-changing moment for him.
01:50:25.000 Yes.
01:50:26.000 What a bad decision.
01:50:29.000 That guy could go back and take it back.
01:50:31.000 I know, you think about that all the time.
01:50:32.000 The one moment, if I could just have that day, oh, it's a Groundhog Day thing.
01:50:36.000 If I could just do that whole day differently.
01:50:38.000 The betrayer's thing, even though it's bad, he still gets to bang that chick, and she's way over the head.
01:50:43.000 Hey, he still gets the pension.
01:50:44.000 That's all you care.
01:50:45.000 Does he still get his pension?
01:50:46.000 Well, maybe not the CIA one, but he gets the military one.
01:50:48.000 I bet they have to give him a pension or he's going to start talking.
01:50:51.000 What do you want?
01:50:52.000 Do you want General Petraeus to start writing books about how shit really works?
01:50:54.000 I think that's when you have your Kennedy moment again.
01:50:56.000 General Petraeus knocked off in a visit to Guatemala.
01:50:59.000 Yeah, he's banging his mistress and her pussy explodes.
01:51:02.000 He's going to put nitroglycerin in there.
01:51:05.000 Now you're off in the woods for me, Rogan.
01:51:08.000 Going into territory I don't go into on the podcast.
01:51:11.000 They've got to kill her, too.
01:51:13.000 We knew this was going to happen in this show today, didn't we?
01:51:17.000 Pillow talk terrorism.
01:51:18.000 That's what that is.
01:51:19.000 It's in the Patriot Act.
01:51:20.000 The part you can't see.
01:51:22.000 She was doing pillow talk terrorism.
01:51:23.000 We had to take her out.
01:51:24.000 And it's unfortunate Petraeus was there, but we cloned him, so don't worry about it.
01:51:30.000 The poor guy.
01:51:31.000 And the whole thing is, what's really tragic is you see the wife, and his wife is sort of, you let herself go over the years, and I believe she's had some health problems.
01:51:39.000 She's a rather large woman.
01:51:40.000 Remember, in the military, I think you can still be charged with adultery, too, which you can't be charged with.
01:51:44.000 There is no law against adultery in the California Penal Code for an average Joe.
01:51:49.000 What's ironic about that is you're taking trained killers, putting them in unbelievably stressful situations for months at a time away from their wives, and you're saying that if you're an adulterer, we can court-martial you.
01:51:59.000 Goes back to the military code of honor, which, of course, there's a lot of other things you could do that would seem to violate the military code of honor, but don't have adulterous affairs.
01:52:08.000 I just thought it was beautiful that the head spook got spooked on.
01:52:10.000 I'm sorry.
01:52:11.000 That, to me, that's a symptom of something else.
01:52:15.000 Because he's not a dumb guy.
01:52:17.000 And yet, when they arrived and they said, guess what we found out, do you think he was shot?
01:52:22.000 Oh, my God.
01:52:23.000 How did you find out about that?
01:52:24.000 No.
01:52:25.000 I'll tell you what it is.
01:52:26.000 Yeah.
01:52:26.000 First of all, they were together for over a year while they wrote that book.
01:52:33.000 You can start off with a girl who's a temptress.
01:52:37.000 I like how you've analyzed this.
01:52:39.000 I've analyzed this very carefully because that woman is much more attractive as a woman than he is as a man.
01:52:45.000 But he's a man of power.
01:52:46.000 Well, wait, that happens all the time.
01:52:48.000 What's she doing with him?
01:52:49.000 That's Susan Anton and Dudley Moore.
01:52:51.000 Well, he's powerful.
01:52:53.000 He's the head of the CIA. And she, obviously, in writing a book about that, is fascinated by that subject.
01:52:58.000 But I think a woman like that, if she has access to a man like that...
01:53:02.000 He's going to break.
01:53:03.000 It's just a matter of time.
01:53:05.000 It's a matter of time.
01:53:05.000 He's going to decide that his relationship is not working out that well anymore.
01:53:08.000 He's going to decide there's something missing from his wife.
01:53:11.000 I mean, I love her as a friend, but it's just I don't know what to do.
01:53:14.000 But what about the power thing?
01:53:15.000 I mean, these guys, I think there's this – you get this sense and you see it with celebrities all the time.
01:53:21.000 This sense – get right back to O.J. Simpson.
01:53:23.000 I can get away with anything.
01:53:25.000 I'm not regular.
01:53:27.000 That only applies to normal people.
01:53:29.000 I think that comes from a lot of people around you that are in a support position, that are constantly catering to you and kissing your ass.
01:53:36.000 Oh, as a podcaster, I get it all the time.
01:53:38.000 Are you kidding, man?
01:53:39.000 Me too, man.
01:53:39.000 As you can see by our vast staff here.
01:53:42.000 The number of women you have circulating around here, yes.
01:53:46.000 The celebrity thing is probably tenfold when you're dealing with a military man who's a trained killer who's been responsible for leading armies to battle.
01:53:56.000 And they live like Puff Daddy.
01:53:58.000 I mean, they have limousines.
01:54:01.000 The generals live very well.
01:54:03.000 I don't mean to begrudge them anything, but if you get to the level of general, it's quite a lifestyle.
01:54:08.000 Yeah, it is.
01:54:09.000 You're doing well.
01:54:09.000 Yes, and it's just as attractive a lifestyle to some outside entity As any other celebrity.
01:54:15.000 You're not quite Elvis, but you know.
01:54:17.000 Yeah, and again, you're dealing with a man who's revered, who publicly was a hero, Petraeus.
01:54:25.000 I mean, that was the military guy that you heard of, General Petraeus.
01:54:29.000 Petraeus is moving the troops, Petraeus is doing this.
01:54:31.000 But how different is this from Clinton?
01:54:33.000 Because I always think with Clinton and Lewinsky, Are you an idiot?
01:54:36.000 Do you really think, first of all, do you really think that girl's going to keep her mouth shut?
01:54:41.000 Nobody's going to find out.
01:54:42.000 I mean, to me, these are flaws, like I said, like a Greek tragedy, because the minute you fall for that, you're done.
01:54:49.000 I mean, how can you be so smart in every other respect and yet not there?
01:54:53.000 Well, Clinton is a freak, and I don't know if you know freaks.
01:54:56.000 You know any freaks?
01:54:57.000 You know any real freaks?
01:54:58.000 I suppose it depends on the definition.
01:55:00.000 I have friends that are freaks.
01:55:02.000 I have dudes that you could count on them doing something stupid if given the opportunity.
01:55:09.000 But in every other way they can be gifted.
01:55:11.000 Oh yeah, they can be brilliant.
01:55:12.000 But when it comes to chicks, some guys just are off the deep end.
01:55:15.000 Okay, I could see that.
01:55:16.000 And I think Clinton is a freak.
01:55:18.000 I think Clinton is one of those dudes that would just pull his dick out.
01:55:21.000 I think Clinton, I think he did many times.
01:55:23.000 I mean, that was the state trooper, the police, what was her name?
01:55:27.000 Oh, was it Paula Jones?
01:55:29.000 Paula Jones said he just whipped the guy.
01:55:30.000 How do you pull that?
01:55:31.000 How do we just pull Paula Jones out?
01:55:33.000 That's how big of a deal it was at the time.
01:55:34.000 Well, she was fascinating to me, too, because she eventually went on to do Penthouse.
01:55:40.000 You know, it's like, oh, okay.
01:55:42.000 What was the other one?
01:55:43.000 Who was the blonde?
01:55:44.000 Remember the blonde?
01:55:45.000 There was some blonde.
01:55:46.000 Jessica Flowers?
01:55:47.000 Yes!
01:55:47.000 Look at you!
01:55:48.000 You're on top of it!
01:55:52.000 Who's the chick that sent Gary Hart?
01:55:54.000 Hold on, I got that one.
01:55:56.000 That was...
01:55:57.000 Gary Hart was...
01:55:59.000 Oh, so now I'm going Jim Baker.
01:56:01.000 I'm getting her confused.
01:56:02.000 Jessica Hahn.
01:56:02.000 Jessica Hahn.
01:56:04.000 Oh, what was it?
01:56:05.000 I'll come up with it.
01:56:06.000 It was the monkey business was the name of the boat.
01:56:08.000 That's another guy, though.
01:56:09.000 That guy would have been president.
01:56:10.000 The monkey business.
01:56:11.000 That guy would have been president.
01:56:12.000 Remember what he did, too?
01:56:13.000 He dared the media to catch him.
01:56:15.000 He said, if you really think I'm having an extramarital affair, come and find out.
01:56:19.000 And it was like, okay, you're an idiot.
01:56:21.000 What a dope.
01:56:21.000 And they're like, okay.
01:56:22.000 What did he think there was, like...
01:56:24.000 The cameras only had...
01:56:25.000 Look, we are a hundred yards out in the water.
01:56:28.000 There's no way they can see us.
01:56:30.000 You're driving me crazy now.
01:56:31.000 It's like on the tip of my tongue who this girl was.
01:56:34.000 Okay.
01:56:34.000 It wasn't Marla Maples, was it?
01:56:36.000 It was some other...
01:56:37.000 What was her name?
01:56:38.000 No.
01:56:38.000 Marla Maples was the chick that was married to...
01:56:41.000 What's his fucking face?
01:56:42.000 I love where the show's descended to now.
01:56:44.000 We've gone from heavy-duty constitutional...
01:56:46.000 Donna Rice.
01:56:47.000 Donna Rice.
01:56:47.000 I wasn't there.
01:56:48.000 I wasn't close.
01:56:49.000 She is so hot, though.
01:56:50.000 Again, she's so hot.
01:56:51.000 How is he going to say no to that?
01:56:53.000 Gary Hart, he had the same problem Clinton had.
01:56:56.000 Pussy!
01:56:57.000 They're from the John F. Kennedy School of Government.
01:57:00.000 Yeah, there's a picture of her sitting on his lap.
01:57:02.000 On the boat, right?
01:57:03.000 Yeah, and she's got no pants on.
01:57:05.000 She's got a long shirt that's like over the pants, and she's got a drink in her hand.
01:57:09.000 Boom!
01:57:09.000 Party time!
01:57:10.000 That's why he became a politician.
01:57:13.000 I'm bulletproof.
01:57:14.000 They'll never catch me.
01:57:15.000 If you think I'm having an extramarital affair...
01:57:17.000 Tail me and find out.
01:57:19.000 And he was running for president while this was happening, right?
01:57:21.000 Not just running for president.
01:57:22.000 Remember we had this conversation about how weak the competition was at the time?
01:57:26.000 Gary Hart was huge compared to the people.
01:57:29.000 He would have been running against, like, George Bush Sr. or something, and it would have been like having a Kennedy run against Nixon.
01:57:36.000 I mean, it would have been slam dunk, you're in, and there's a man who blew the presidency.
01:57:42.000 It's amazing.
01:57:43.000 And probably correctly now in hindsight.
01:57:46.000 Yeah, well, probably for all of them.
01:57:48.000 I mean, look again at Kennedy, who is like one of our most loved presidents.
01:57:54.000 Yeah, but you know what?
01:57:55.000 And this gets back to your thing about 20 years.
01:57:57.000 Do you realize how short a time Kennedy was in office?
01:58:01.000 I mean, it's like he was in the middle of his first term.
01:58:05.000 It would be like Barack Obama died three years ago or something.
01:58:10.000 I mean, it's crazy how much the guy gets lionized when you really didn't even know what you had there yet.
01:58:16.000 Well, I mean, it's James Dean.
01:58:18.000 When people die, people love them.
01:58:20.000 Oh, my mother even says today, I mean, you were just entranced.
01:58:23.000 She was entranced by the guy.
01:58:25.000 By James Dean?
01:58:25.000 No, by Kennedy.
01:58:27.000 Well, he was the first guy that seemed, first of all, to be a regular person.
01:58:33.000 Oh, come on.
01:58:33.000 He was also a movie star.
01:58:35.000 Oh, yeah.
01:58:36.000 Nixon, Eisenhower, and John F. Kennedy.
01:58:38.000 I mean, come on.
01:58:39.000 He was certainly a handsome guy, but what I mean by a regular person was he didn't seem like a liar.
01:58:44.000 He didn't seem like a...
01:58:45.000 Nixon seemed like a piece of plastic.
01:58:48.000 It's like you're looking at a guy with a two-dimensional mask in front of him that never gave you who he really was and...
01:58:55.000 Kennedy was funny, too.
01:58:56.000 I mean, if you listen to him in like off-the-cuff discussion...
01:58:59.000 He's a bright man.
01:58:59.000 Well, and fall-down funny.
01:59:01.000 I mean, he had this witty, dry sense.
01:59:03.000 I mean, people were putty in his hands.
01:59:04.000 We haven't had a president that funny since.
01:59:06.000 We really haven't.
01:59:07.000 Nowhere near that high level.
01:59:09.000 I mean, the guy was the kind of...
01:59:11.000 Well, and Frank Sinatra and all those guys used to party with him because Kennedy was a fun guy on a bunch of different levels.
01:59:16.000 And he loved himself some pussy.
01:59:18.000 Love themselves a pussy.
01:59:20.000 Robert was the more serious of the guys.
01:59:22.000 And, you know, he had an older brother that was the guy they were really grooming for the presidency.
01:59:26.000 Joe was his older brother's name.
01:59:28.000 And he died on a World War II mission.
01:59:30.000 And the family was, like, crushed because they'd spent all the time grooming Joe to be the presidential guy.
01:59:35.000 And now, of course, they were going to have to go to number two.
01:59:37.000 And number two was Jack.
01:59:38.000 Wow.
01:59:39.000 Yeah, he died on one of those missions where he was going to volunteer to take a bomber into some really hardcore clandestine thing, and the bomber takes off, and it's just in the sky, and the whole thing just explodes.
01:59:50.000 Oh, wow.
01:59:51.000 Yeah, so that's how...
01:59:51.000 And John was involved in that PT-109 I mean, all those guys, you think about what they did, as lightweight as John F. Kennedy was, can you imagine Clinton out there on the PT boat in World War II? I mean, it just doesn't even register.
02:00:05.000 It was almost a requirement back then to be president, that you had to serve some active combat.
02:00:09.000 Yeah, it really was.
02:00:10.000 It's amazing how that sort of changed when society accepted Bush.
02:00:14.000 Well, when they accepted the whole draft, once you get to the baby boomers, you're ruling out a heck of a lot of people.
02:00:19.000 And everybody went through that war, too.
02:00:21.000 That's the other thing.
02:00:21.000 How many people were you going to find that weren't in World War II? And if you weren't in World War II, you were a psycho or a flat-foot.
02:00:27.000 I mean even flat-footed guys were making it into World War II. When it got to Vietnam, it got to be – it's so much different because people were like, well, it was a stupid fucking war.
02:00:36.000 It was a war we should have never been involved with in the first place.
02:00:38.000 Who wants to be in Vietnam?
02:00:39.000 You know, if I was alive back then, I probably would have dodged a draft, too.
02:00:43.000 Well, we still had people like that.
02:00:44.000 Kerry was there.
02:00:45.000 McCain was there.
02:00:45.000 And you had guys like Gore, who was writing in the Stars and Stripes newspaper in Vietnam.
02:00:50.000 Is that what he was doing?
02:00:51.000 He was a journalist, yeah.
02:00:52.000 Military journalist.
02:00:53.000 Like the dude in Matthew Modine in Full Metal Jacket.
02:00:57.000 I don't remember.
02:00:58.000 I actually saw Full Metal Jacket and I don't remember, so that's a bad night.
02:01:01.000 Matthew Modine was the dude from Vision Quest, the guy with glasses.
02:01:08.000 Oh, I know who he is.
02:01:09.000 I just don't remember the role.
02:01:10.000 Yeah, his role was a journalist.
02:01:12.000 He was over there.
02:01:13.000 He went through boot camp and everything like that.
02:01:16.000 Well, and Gore's dad was a senator, and the whole thing was they were thinking about his future politics.
02:01:21.000 Well, you can't dodge the war.
02:01:22.000 What about your politics?
02:01:23.000 So he went and he got one of the cush jobs.
02:01:27.000 Well, Gore had his moment with a massage therapist.
02:01:29.000 There was more than one, actually.
02:01:31.000 There's more than one?
02:01:32.000 Really?
02:01:33.000 So that's his move?
02:01:35.000 Travolta and Gore's moves, yes.
02:01:37.000 You know, these dudes that get massages.
02:01:40.000 I don't know.
02:01:40.000 Just jerk off before you get your massage, pal.
02:01:42.000 I have a better point.
02:01:43.000 Again, and it gets to that being smart thing.
02:01:45.000 If you're in Gore's position, Don't you want to have like a third party witness there?
02:01:50.000 Because even if you did nothing, aren't you opening your...
02:01:52.000 No.
02:01:52.000 You know why?
02:01:53.000 Why?
02:01:54.000 Because he wants to get jerked off.
02:01:55.000 And if there's a third party, you're not going to get jerked off.
02:01:58.000 Just make it a close friend.
02:01:59.000 I bet he's getting jerked off on a regular.
02:02:02.000 That's what I bet.
02:02:03.000 I think you need to have him on the show.
02:02:04.000 That's a poignant question you could ask him.
02:02:06.000 Well, you know, since I brought it up like that in the podcast on the internet, I'm sure he'll respond.
02:02:12.000 I'm sure.
02:02:12.000 I mean, you know, he has a Twitter.
02:02:14.000 He'll hear about this.
02:02:15.000 Oh, I'm sure.
02:02:16.000 I'm sure to me.
02:02:16.000 It'll be an interesting conversation, won't it?
02:02:19.000 And I'll say to him, first and foremost, everyone likes getting jerked off.
02:02:22.000 It's nothing to feel bad about.
02:02:24.000 And if we were living in China, that would be a normal part of your massage.
02:02:27.000 And once again, we're in the woods now, Rogan.
02:02:29.000 This show's taking a left-hand turn.
02:02:31.000 This is not the woods.
02:02:31.000 This is where we live.
02:02:31.000 I know, I know.
02:02:32.000 We live in the woods.
02:02:33.000 I have ventured into the woods with you.
02:02:34.000 We're 13 miles down a dirt road and your car just broke down.
02:02:37.000 With a tarp to keep the rain out and we sleep under it.
02:02:40.000 Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with getting jerked off, and I don't think he should feel bad.
02:02:44.000 I think if you're going to get a massage, you're basically getting jerked off anyway.
02:02:47.000 I mean, what is a massage?
02:02:49.000 Did Neil deGrasse Tyson deal with this?
02:02:51.000 Was any of this coming up with Tyson?
02:02:53.000 I didn't see the show.
02:02:54.000 Yeah, we talked about my fart theory of aliens.
02:02:57.000 We talked about some...
02:02:58.000 And he went there with you.
02:02:59.000 He's awesome.
02:03:00.000 I'm pleased.
02:03:01.000 I don't feel so bad anymore.
02:03:02.000 Oh, you shouldn't feel bad.
02:03:03.000 It's the internet.
02:03:04.000 We're grown men.
02:03:05.000 We're fathers.
02:03:06.000 We're taxpayers.
02:03:07.000 We're law-abiding citizens.
02:03:08.000 We are.
02:03:08.000 We're allowed to talk about getting jerked off in a hotel room by a masseuse.
02:03:13.000 In a country where that's legal.
02:03:14.000 You should be able to pay that.
02:03:16.000 It's like, what is it, an extra hundred bucks?
02:03:17.000 What's the difference between rubbing someone's dirty feet and rubbing their dick?
02:03:21.000 You know, some people would probably be happier to rub your dick than your dirty feet.
02:03:24.000 I wouldn't know anything of you.
02:03:25.000 You see, my wife's probably watching this right now.
02:03:27.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
02:03:28.000 I understand.
02:03:29.000 Well, I'm not saying that you should do that, nor do I want it or need it.
02:03:32.000 What I'm saying is...
02:03:33.000 There's a disclaimer.
02:03:34.000 If the man wants to get jerked off and he wants to go to a hotel and pay for that, poor, poor, poor Al Gore.
02:03:41.000 I was going to say, unless his name is Petraeus.
02:03:43.000 Yeah, well, he was getting his freak on, 100%.
02:03:46.000 He was in a relationship.
02:03:47.000 He was in love.
02:03:48.000 That's why what happened was, you know the whole story, that other woman who's also sketchy and sort of slutty on a dirty hot shot.
02:03:54.000 It's like Washington Groupies.
02:03:55.000 Yeah.
02:03:56.000 What was her name?
02:03:56.000 The Chick in Florida?
02:03:58.000 Which one is this now?
02:03:59.000 The other Petraeus one?
02:04:00.000 I'm not up to speed on that.
02:04:01.000 Okay, that's the whole Petraeus situation.
02:04:02.000 There's two girls.
02:04:03.000 One girl who was in Florida who was getting emailed by the writer.
02:04:07.000 Oh, no, no.
02:04:08.000 And she is one of the...
02:04:09.000 Jill Keller.
02:04:10.000 And she's in that groupie group that goes after all the generals.
02:04:13.000 Exactly.
02:04:13.000 Well, first of all, can I tell you this?
02:04:14.000 If you're the general's wife, what are you doing letting him go to the groupie meetings?
02:04:18.000 That's what I want to know.
02:04:19.000 She probably doesn't know that there's groupie meetings.
02:04:20.000 Girls together for generals outrageously.
02:04:23.000 I mean, you don't want to...
02:04:24.000 You don't want to let him anywhere near that.
02:04:26.000 Well this girl was, this woman was married and her and the husband were both like really into like celebrity military functions and military parties.
02:04:37.000 And they would both be into that socialite sort of military social world.
02:04:42.000 So it wasn't that cut and dry.
02:04:45.000 The weirdness goes on more than you would think in those groups.
02:04:47.000 I happen to know some people that would have been astronauts had it not been for going after the wives of people who were ranked higher than they were.
02:04:54.000 So, I mean, this stuff has been going on forever.
02:04:57.000 It's always going to go on.
02:04:58.000 You're talking about trained killers.
02:04:59.000 You know, I have friends that...
02:05:01.000 You know, we're in various branches of the military who would tell me the wild, crazy fucking stories about wartime.
02:05:08.000 You know, dudes, you know...
02:05:09.000 Tailhook scandals!
02:05:10.000 I mean, these are just parties stateside with guys who aren't even at war.
02:05:13.000 I mean, it's a culture.
02:05:14.000 And, by the way, you don't know if you're gonna die.
02:05:16.000 You know, you're over there involved in the scariest thing you could ever be involved in, an actual war.
02:05:23.000 Bombs and planes and rocket launchers and grenades.
02:05:26.000 But these are also hard drinking, hard partying, hard exercising.
02:05:30.000 Like I was just talking to one guy last night.
02:05:31.000 He's like, we get up in the morning, you run 10 miles, you go work hard all day, you're done with the day, you go out and you drink as hard as you work.
02:05:38.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:05:39.000 It's sort of a cultural thing.
02:05:40.000 And you know what?
02:05:41.000 You want to let down after a hard day at work.
02:05:43.000 My day at work is not as hard as those guys.
02:05:45.000 If the letting down is in proportion to how hard the day was, you're going to need a lot more beers than I would need.
02:05:52.000 Yeah, let Al Gore get jerked off.
02:05:54.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:05:55.000 That's exactly what I'm saying.
02:05:56.000 Why are you hating on Al Gore and John Travolta?
02:05:59.000 John Travolta makes movies about war, and I think he should get jerked off too.
02:06:03.000 I think it's absolutely commiserate.
02:06:05.000 That's right.
02:06:06.000 Look, it's not that it's commiserate, but in order for him to play the role correctly, I think he's got to get jerked off.
02:06:11.000 It's just research for a part.
02:06:12.000 Absolutely.
02:06:13.000 Yeah.
02:06:14.000 What else?
02:06:14.000 What do you want the guy to do?
02:06:15.000 To just pretend and just sort of fill in the blanks with his lack of personal experience?
02:06:21.000 I think that's what it must have been.
02:06:23.000 Yeah.
02:06:24.000 A lack of personal experience.
02:06:26.000 I'm just researching again.
02:06:27.000 What do you think about – this is something that I really want to make sure that we touch on and bringing it back to Al Gore, believe it or not, but in a serious way.
02:06:35.000 The HBO documentary Hacking Democracy went over the issue with the Diebold electric voting machines and how they could be influenced by third party and third party information.
02:06:48.000 Besides the person counting the vote, the person making the vote, there was room for a third party.
02:06:53.000 And they talked about how disturbing that was and how it had been engineered.
02:06:58.000 For that.
02:06:59.000 And they essentially said, look, you could rig a vote.
02:07:05.000 You could rig it.
02:07:06.000 What do you think about all that?
02:07:08.000 Again, when you mention that, all I can think about is, how is this flying under the conversation, Raynar?
02:07:13.000 It is, though, right?
02:07:14.000 If you want to get down on anybody, let's get down on the journalists who aren't doing their job.
02:07:20.000 That used to be my profession.
02:07:21.000 These wimpy...
02:07:23.000 Kiss-ass journalists who want to hang out afterwards behind the velvet rope with the people they cover.
02:07:29.000 The question to ask the president and the other candidates is everything.
02:07:32.000 What do you think about this voting machine?
02:07:34.000 Ask them.
02:07:36.000 Let's get their opinion.
02:07:38.000 Make them go on the record.
02:07:43.000 These guys are able to say, basically, on the sly, if you ask me any questions beyond these five things I have on this list right here, you're never coming to another function again.
02:07:52.000 And I won't answer your question anyway.
02:07:54.000 You won't even get the satisfaction of saying, well, I got an answer before I was kicked out of the room.
02:07:58.000 You don't get your question answered, and you never get to come back, and that works now.
02:08:03.000 I mean, in the Cold War, they used to cut some slack of the politicians on certain kinds of questions, and there were certain manly rules.
02:08:11.000 Like, I mean, everybody knew John F. Kennedy was having all these affairs, and it was not considered to be proper to bring that up, which is crazy when you consider the potential for blackmail.
02:08:20.000 But nonetheless, that sort of stuff was off the record.
02:08:22.000 But you get some damn tough questions on other things.
02:08:25.000 We don't have that today.
02:08:26.000 And if you want to say, how does the country get as bad as it does without anyone talking about it, that's because our so-called fourth estate, who plays a constitutional watchdog role in our system, isn't doing that.
02:08:37.000 Our fourth estate.
02:08:38.000 There are three estates of government that are official.
02:08:42.000 You have the executive branch, the judicial branch, and the legislative branch.
02:08:45.000 Those are the three estates that work from inside the government, and they're officially constitutional branches.
02:08:50.000 The fourth estate is a term used to describe a non-constitutional branch, a non-governmental branch, the watchdogs who watch the government from outside the government.
02:09:00.000 And that's the media.
02:09:01.000 Well, don't you think, though, that with this new access to information that we're enjoying because of the Internet, what's also rising is shows like yours, The Young Turks, people who are openly, actively questioning every single aspect of our government.
02:09:17.000 Yes, but let me tell you the difference.
02:09:18.000 Because you're absolutely right, and thank goodness.
02:09:20.000 And thank goodness you brought that up, Joe.
02:09:22.000 But here's the difference.
02:09:25.000 When CNN officially cut their investigative reporting budget, which is a joke anyway because they weren't doing any investigative reporting worth of salt anyway, they got rid of the stuff that provides the basis of information.
02:09:38.000 I don't mean at CNN, I mean everywhere.
02:09:39.000 The investigative reporting is how we, whether you're talking about me or the Young Turks or anyone else, that's where we get our info that allows us to then comment on it.
02:09:48.000 I'm not out doing the investigative work.
02:09:51.000 That is, you know, there's a reason that the very First Amendment to the Constitution protects freedom of the press.
02:09:57.000 And it's not because someone thinks you should have the right to tail some celebrity for TMZ because we just have to know who they're dating on the side.
02:10:05.000 It's because this is considered to be of national import.
02:10:09.000 The country goes to hell in a handbasket if you don't know what's going on and really what's going on.
02:10:15.000 The 1970s are turning out to be the high-water mark of American journalism.
02:10:19.000 When you look at what was going on then, you turn around and go, you can't imagine that happening today.
02:10:24.000 And that's totally the opposite of what you normally expect.
02:10:26.000 Normally you expect everything to get better The seventies from a news standpoint was so much better than what we have now in terms of exposes and people getting nailed and that's pre-internet.
02:10:37.000 If you took that level of dedication to investigative reporting, it's all the post-Watergate era stuff when everybody was going in and the way you made your bones in journalism was to try to be Woodward and Bernstein.
02:10:48.000 I'll tell you a story.
02:10:50.000 When I got my first job in reporting, I went from here in L.A., where I was working on the assignment desk, you know, behind the scenes, to working in front of the camera.
02:10:58.000 And the first thing that happens that makes you upset as a reporter is they'll send you to, like, the dog show and the knife show and all these things where you're going, this is why I got in the news.
02:11:06.000 I want some meaty stories.
02:11:08.000 So I get my hands on my first meaty story.
02:11:10.000 Members of the sheriff's department call me up on the sly and they start telling me what the sheriff is doing secretly, right?
02:11:16.000 I jump on this story.
02:11:17.000 It takes weeks to flesh this thing out, right?
02:11:20.000 It's totally non-cost effective.
02:11:21.000 I break the story.
02:11:22.000 It's this big deal.
02:11:23.000 Everybody's on it.
02:11:24.000 And the news director gives me an award because he has to because it's this big deal.
02:11:28.000 But then he takes me in the office privately and tears me a new one and says, don't you ever do that again.
02:11:34.000 I said, what?
02:11:34.000 What am I supposed to be doing?
02:11:35.000 He said, now the sheriff is never going to give us a story again.
02:11:38.000 They're never going to talk to us again.
02:11:40.000 You just burned our bridge with them.
02:11:42.000 Well, wait a minute, the guy's involved in illegal activities.
02:11:44.000 Yeah, but there's 57 stories we need to do down the road where we need their cooperation, and now they're not going to help us.
02:11:50.000 That's what's happened.
02:11:52.000 And that's, you know, on the national scale, it's the same thing.
02:11:54.000 They don't want to be Woodward and Bernstein because Woodward and Bernstein aren't getting another interview with the president.
02:11:58.000 Yeah, that's a very, very good point about how this whole thing sort of gets more and more complex and more and more saturated with corruption.
02:12:05.000 Yeah, so you can have the internet, but if Anonymous doesn't tell us and release cables of what's going on, who did the investigative work to give us enough information for me to comment on?
02:12:12.000 How do you feel about WikiLeaks?
02:12:15.000 I disagree with about, from what I can tell from the angry emails, 90% of my audience on that.
02:12:20.000 Because I think, look, in a world of the 1970s, if we could have a media that used to do its job, we don't need a WikiLeaks.
02:12:28.000 In a world where the media is not doing its job...
02:12:31.000 You do need a WikiLeaks.
02:12:32.000 And that's what's sad.
02:12:34.000 I'd rather you could have a WikiLeaks that didn't give out information that none of us wants given out.
02:12:38.000 But you get the good with the bad.
02:12:40.000 I don't think anybody could have done that job except that one guy who got a hold of that information.
02:12:46.000 I don't think it's a matter of...
02:12:47.000 You don't think that it was inevitable at some point that some group of either hackers or...
02:12:53.000 I mean, that's...
02:12:54.000 I don't know.
02:12:54.000 I think it was an inevitability.
02:12:56.000 Maybe, but I mean to do it illegally.
02:12:58.000 I mean when you're talking about the journalism, the journalists doing their job, what would really have been interesting is if Bradley Manning had gotten those documents to the New York Times.
02:13:07.000 I wonder how they would have handled it.
02:13:09.000 Would they have done what WikiLeaks did?
02:13:11.000 And if they did, would they be considered criminals like – It's funny you say that because I just had a listener download an article for me about five weeks ago because I heard about it.
02:13:20.000 It was in the wake of the whole Watergate thing.
02:13:25.000 The head of the Washington Post gave a speech to all these big corporate muckety-mucks a couple years after that trying to explain that Don't worry.
02:13:35.000 We're not going to get all expose-y now.
02:13:37.000 This isn't going to be a trend of ours to bring down presidents and everything.
02:13:41.000 You don't have to worry.
02:13:42.000 And you can go actually – if you have a JSTOR account or whatever with these libraries, you can actually download the speech from 1976. And it was Catherine Graham, the head of the Washington Post, where it was this reassuring thing to the powers that be that, don't worry, the media is not going to get too investigative,
02:13:57.000 and we're going to make sure we protect your secrets enough so you don't have to worry.
02:14:01.000 That's what WikiLeaks and groups like it don't do.
02:14:04.000 And the truth is, is I think we can all agree that there are secrets that should not come out.
02:14:09.000 The government abuses this privilege over and over again, but if it's really going to kill U.S. service members, for example, okay, I understand that.
02:14:17.000 But when you say anything is going to kill U.S. service members, when you abuse it, you lose me.
02:14:23.000 If the media and the government were doing their job, you don't need a WikiLeaks.
02:14:27.000 When they're not, is it better to have no WikiLeaks at all, or is it better to have a WikiLeaks with all its flaws?
02:14:33.000 I'm sorry.
02:14:36.000 The stuff that we're already finding out...
02:14:38.000 Opens up such a window of importance in terms of us understanding how the world really works behind the scenes.
02:14:44.000 I'm sorry, to me, that's pretty darn invaluable.
02:14:47.000 But, you know, I'm biased.
02:14:48.000 As a journalistic guy, I believe in that kind of openness.
02:14:51.000 Yeah, most certainly.
02:14:52.000 And I do too.
02:14:53.000 And I believe in it also for the people that are in power.
02:14:57.000 But a lot of my listeners don't.
02:14:58.000 I've got to tell you, a lot of them are conditioned, I think, conditioned to think that you're going to release important secrets and get people killed.
02:15:04.000 And I got a lot of flack when I said that I was in favor of WikiLeaks releasing some of this stuff.
02:15:08.000 Well, yeah, you can correct me if I'm wrong, online people, but I don't believe they released any names of anyone whose security hadn't already been compromised.
02:15:17.000 Well, and to be honest, we may not know, but...
02:15:19.000 Has the world fallen apart since they did?
02:15:22.000 I mean, I think we can see here it hasn't exactly destroyed everything.
02:15:25.000 We've got to look into the mentality of the people that are in the military in crisis situations like that Collateral Myrtle video.
02:15:34.000 Well, it's bigger than that.
02:15:35.000 It's the diplomatic stuff.
02:15:36.000 I mean, come on.
02:15:38.000 The truth of the matter is you can only form You know, when you analyze news, right?
02:15:43.000 You said Dan Cardinal is doing this, the Young Turks are doing it.
02:15:45.000 We're doing news analysis.
02:15:47.000 But that requires you to have enough facts to really analyze.
02:15:51.000 If you don't, you can't give an analysis that has any sort of value at all.
02:15:55.000 And WikiLeaks was providing context that the media used to provide.
02:15:59.000 Well, I think in their situation, I think their position was so extreme, having this secret files, having this access to this one guy and having secret files down on him.
02:16:10.000 I don't know how the media could have gotten that in any other way, unless this Bradley Manning guy or someone like him offered that stuff up.
02:16:17.000 That's how it would have been, though, and that's how it used to be.
02:16:19.000 What would happen is that...
02:16:20.000 How did it happen for Woodward and Bernstein?
02:16:23.000 You had a guy who was in the CIA, one of the top people, feet deep throat.
02:16:28.000 Who was that?
02:16:29.000 Oh, God, he died just a few years ago.
02:16:32.000 But they know who he is now, and he was disgruntled and mad at not getting a promotion and all this.
02:16:38.000 And so he was feeding them this stuff that he wasn't allowed to feed them.
02:16:42.000 And it's like the guy, Daniel Ellsberg, who was involved in that whole thing, the Pentagon Papers, he says today that Julian Assange is the modern-day version of him.
02:16:52.000 And that he could have been brought up on the exact same charges and almost was.
02:16:56.000 I mean, to bring up the 1917 Espionage Act as a way to go after somebody in the modern 21st century world is to me an example of how desperate they are.
02:17:07.000 I mean, here's all you have to know.
02:17:09.000 This isn't really about this or that individual losing their lives.
02:17:13.000 This is about how much scandal you would have if we really knew what was going on behind the scenes and what our politicians gave the okay for.
02:17:23.000 In the same way that Watergate was.
02:17:25.000 Yeah.
02:17:26.000 It's so strange to me watching him in the embassy.
02:17:29.000 What is he, the Guatemalan embassy?
02:17:31.000 Yeah, Ecuador maybe.
02:17:32.000 And just hanging out on the balcony giving speeches and people cheering.
02:17:35.000 Well, I remember you said Ross Perot.
02:17:37.000 I mean, I'm not sure.
02:17:37.000 Part of the problem here is that this guy is such a weirdo anyway.
02:17:40.000 I mean, if you'd had the all-American boy that it would be a lot harder, you'd still find weirder stories.
02:17:45.000 But why is it always one of these guys where it's so easy?
02:17:49.000 Why does he have We have to help so much, you know?
02:17:52.000 Have you ever seen the video of him dancing?
02:17:54.000 No, I can only imagine.
02:17:56.000 You must see it.
02:17:56.000 Pull it up.
02:17:57.000 Pull it up.
02:17:57.000 We can do that.
02:17:58.000 The marvels of 21st.
02:17:59.000 This studio has capabilities mine doesn't have.
02:18:02.000 I just want you to know.
02:18:03.000 Yeah, we have YouTube.
02:18:04.000 I'm looking up.
02:18:04.000 You can see me right now.
02:18:05.000 I'm looking up at Joe's wonderful monitor here.
02:18:08.000 Julian Assange dancing is one of the silliest things you've ever seen in your life.
02:18:12.000 Did it get leaked?
02:18:13.000 Is that how we know about it?
02:18:14.000 It must have.
02:18:15.000 A rival anonymous firm gets put it out?
02:18:18.000 Someone who wanted to put a stop to this nonsense.
02:18:20.000 Look who you're following.
02:18:21.000 Look at this man's movement.
02:18:22.000 This is your hero?
02:18:23.000 Well, that's a funny thing because we will judge you by the way you move your body to music.
02:18:26.000 Which is why I won't do that on video.
02:18:29.000 Really?
02:18:29.000 That's why?
02:18:30.000 Because you want to be respected.
02:18:31.000 No, I don't want to be embarrassed.
02:18:32.000 There's a difference.
02:18:33.000 I am willing to dance at every possible opportunity to keep me from ever having to be in any sort of a political position.
02:18:39.000 Let's see.
02:18:39.000 Look at this.
02:18:40.000 First of all...
02:18:42.000 How much ecstasy do you have to be on before you want to dance like that?
02:18:45.000 Did we lose it?
02:18:47.000 We have the shittiest fucking internet here.
02:18:49.000 It's getting fixed by the end of this month.
02:18:53.000 We're almost...
02:18:53.000 When is this?
02:18:54.000 Does anybody know when this is taken?
02:18:56.000 It doesn't matter if this was taken in a past life.
02:18:58.000 He's guilty.
02:18:59.000 And he's all by himself.
02:19:01.000 He's like, oh my gosh.
02:19:02.000 Look at him, by himself.
02:19:04.000 Imagine Ross Perot dancing like that.
02:19:06.000 He'd never be president.
02:19:07.000 Or Clinton.
02:19:08.000 Yeah, well, Clinton's done that.
02:19:09.000 The club was a lot darker.
02:19:11.000 This is what Clinton do before he shot his third load.
02:19:13.000 He goes out there to get a little exercise.
02:19:16.000 I'm sorry.
02:19:17.000 This is part of the problem, though.
02:19:19.000 Julian Assange lends...
02:19:21.000 Well, look at it this way.
02:19:22.000 Look at the way he moves.
02:19:25.000 Yeah, that is pretty funny.
02:19:26.000 It's not quite gay.
02:19:28.000 It's not quite feminine.
02:19:30.000 It's not masculine.
02:19:31.000 It's pretty damn good.
02:19:32.000 You like it?
02:19:33.000 Are you happy with it?
02:19:35.000 Yeah, he's one of those crazy guys at the bar that dances.
02:19:37.000 By himself.
02:19:38.000 By himself.
02:19:38.000 Yeah, you don't take those guys home.
02:19:40.000 No.
02:19:42.000 Who's taking those guys home?
02:19:44.000 Some poor girl.
02:19:45.000 Well, his situation is hilarious, if you know the story with what they're charging him with.
02:19:50.000 When everybody sees, like, oh, Julian Assange, you say, well, he must have been guilty of espionage.
02:19:55.000 He must have been guilty of leaking secrets.
02:19:56.000 He must be guilty of something bad.
02:19:58.000 That's not why they're after him.
02:20:00.000 They're after him because he had sex with a woman.
02:20:04.000 Surprise sex.
02:20:05.000 And this is what folks don't understand.
02:20:06.000 The actual charges they've trumped up against Julian Assange are...
02:20:10.000 He had had sex with a woman with a condom.
02:20:12.000 They were lying in bed naked.
02:20:13.000 He stuck it in without a condom.
02:20:15.000 Here's the key.
02:20:17.000 He's said, and his lawyers have said, as I understand it, that as long as he gets a written pledge from our government and the British government that they're not going to nab him, he'll go back and face the charges.
02:20:26.000 The key is, is everybody knows that those are the governments that want him.
02:20:30.000 The danger isn't that he's going to go to Sweden and face these charges.
02:20:33.000 The danger is that somebody's going to...
02:20:36.000 Disappear him, that's right.
02:20:37.000 And the government would like to do that to set an example.
02:20:41.000 The problem is, one, he's not an American citizen, so you can't charge him with the same things you could charge a Bradley Manning with.
02:20:47.000 Would he become – do you think he'd become a martyr if something like that happened?
02:20:51.000 Don't you think there's a danger in that?
02:20:52.000 I think you're already getting some of that.
02:20:53.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:20:54.000 I don't – you know what?
02:20:56.000 I don't think the government cares too much about that.
02:20:58.000 I think their attitude is they want you to see what happens to somebody who does what Julian Assange does so that you know if you do – I think that – who was the guy who just died who just killed himself that the government was after for stealing files?
02:21:09.000 Aaron – what was his last name?
02:21:11.000 The guy who killed himself and was under pressure from the government for stealing some stuff from MIT, some digital files.
02:21:16.000 I'm not aware of this guy.
02:21:17.000 Oh, come on.
02:21:18.000 This is a big story.
02:21:19.000 The guy who killed himself, a big computer guy who helped create...
02:21:22.000 Killed himself, Aaron.
02:21:24.000 Aaron.
02:21:24.000 Oh, I know who you're talking about.
02:21:25.000 I'm sorry.
02:21:26.000 How could I forget his last name?
02:21:28.000 The guy who's responsible for the creation of RSS feeds.
02:21:31.000 Yes, exactly.
02:21:32.000 Aaron Schwartz.
02:21:33.000 Yes, exactly.
02:21:34.000 I should have known that.
02:21:34.000 But he's another example where the government wants to break that guy As to set a precedent so that you know when you want to try to do something like that, you're sacrificing your life in effect.
02:21:47.000 In effect, you can do this, but look at what happened to the last guy who did it.
02:21:51.000 And that's, I think, what they want to do to Assange too, to say to all those hackers out there, hey, just so you know, you're playing with your future.
02:21:57.000 They've done this to the so-called eco-terrorists too, where they'll give you 35 years or something for starting a fire where you can kill a guy and get out.
02:22:04.000 Yeah, they put you on the fly list.
02:22:07.000 You're done.
02:22:08.000 They do everything they can to sort of stifle your life.
02:22:11.000 And the fact that we accept that, though, the fact that this guy does not have the same access to representation, to rights that we do.
02:22:21.000 Well, he's not an American.
02:22:22.000 Start with that, though.
02:22:24.000 Not that an American would, either, if you were accused of a crime of terrorism.
02:22:28.000 I mean, if you're accused of a crime of terrorism and you're in a place like Afghanistan, You have no rights at all if a guy in the executive branch of government decides that.
02:22:37.000 But what a creepy, sweeping term terrorism is if it applies to you exposing murder, you exposing whether it's ineptitude or just a casual disdain or just a lack of respect for human life.
02:22:53.000 And here's the thing.
02:22:54.000 You want to get into history and where history is important.
02:22:57.000 Every time, every is a sweeping word, but many, many times throughout history, when someone wants to exempt people from the normal rules of conduct, you call them terrorists.
02:23:06.000 It's a term, believe it or not, Adolf Hitler used when he was explaining why you didn't have to treat captured prisoners in the Soviet Union.
02:23:14.000 With any sort of the laws of war.
02:23:16.000 They're terrorists.
02:23:17.000 Jews, commissars, anyone found behind the front lines is a terrorist, which exempts you from treating them like prisoners of war.
02:23:26.000 Terrorist is a word that means anything you want it to mean.
02:23:29.000 And it's been proven to be that over and over.
02:23:32.000 Not that there aren't real terrorists, but the term is so remarkably flexible and allows you to essentially...
02:23:38.000 Who can you waterboard?
02:23:39.000 You can only waterboard terrorists.
02:23:41.000 Who's a terrorist?
02:23:42.000 That's to be determined.
02:23:43.000 We don't know who tomorrow's terrorists are.
02:23:45.000 We'll tell you when we get there.
02:23:47.000 Well, terrorists are also defined as people who sell drugs.
02:23:51.000 Because of all these different things that they've passed, The Patriot Act, Patriot Act II, the NDAA. One of the things that they've done in these sort of sweeping definitions is they've allowed the government to use things that were supposed to be there to protect you from terrorism or to enforce laws against terrorism.
02:24:10.000 And now they use them for drugs, like, for instance, the Patriot Act.
02:24:13.000 The Patriot Act has been used more than a thousand times for drugs.
02:24:18.000 This goes way back, though.
02:24:20.000 It's the old American canard of the targeted, extra-extraordinary law.
02:24:26.000 Start with RICO. Most people have heard of the RICO Act.
02:24:29.000 We use the RICO Act against everybody and their brother today, right?
02:24:33.000 The RICO Act is an extra-constitutional law.
02:24:36.000 It was extra-constitutional because when we passed it in the early 70s, we needed to go after the mafia.
02:24:42.000 Right?
02:24:42.000 Organized crime.
02:24:43.000 And the way this thing was sold is that organized crime, because of their power, was resistant to normal rules and approaches.
02:24:50.000 So you had to have special laws.
02:24:52.000 And it will only be used against organized crime and the Mafia.
02:24:56.000 It was really the Mafia.
02:24:57.000 We called it organized crime, but it was the Mafia.
02:24:59.000 We're good to go.
02:25:20.000 That's extra constitutional because of the extremity of the threat, it always gets brought down to lower levels.
02:25:26.000 But people don't understand, if you hear about the Patriot Act, you go, well, I guess that's so they can stop people from plotting crimes against America.
02:25:34.000 The Patriot Act is used way more for marijuana than it ever has been for terrorists.
02:25:39.000 Rodley Balca wrote about this in his book, too.
02:25:40.000 In 2011, the numbers were 1,618 drug cases, 15 terrorism cases.
02:25:49.000 Well, you know, there just isn't that much terrorism.
02:25:51.000 I mean...
02:25:52.000 It's a waste of a good law, otherwise.
02:25:54.000 And that is a problem with having laws and then removing laws that people have to be aware of when they talk about, well, hey, they should just make drugs legal.
02:26:01.000 What are you going to do with all those DEA agents?
02:26:03.000 What are you going to do with all those people that don't have jobs?
02:26:05.000 But again, Joe, let me get back to the media thing.
02:26:07.000 How does the president not have to answer a question about that?
02:26:09.000 It's true.
02:26:10.000 The fact that this all goes on confounds us because nobody ever has to comment on it.
02:26:16.000 The job of the journalist is to say to the president, Sixteen thousand, da-da-da, say exactly what you said and say, what's your opinion of that and what are you going to do about it?
02:26:24.000 I mean, you know, you watch the British Parliament in action sometimes on C-SPAN, and every time I mention this, the British, you know, podcasting is wonderful, isn't it?
02:26:33.000 You have an international audience.
02:26:34.000 The British always say, don't romanticize it.
02:26:36.000 It sucks just as bad as your government.
02:26:38.000 But to an American, when you watch Parliament in action, and the head of the government, the equivalent of our president, has to get up there and actually defend his policies to the hooting and hollering and borderline violence of the rest of the people in Parliament, Forget about real reform.
02:26:53.000 I just wanted to get up there and have to face the questions and hear how they weasel out.
02:26:57.000 If you throw that question, like if we had a real debate during this last presidential campaign, and you asked Mitt Romney that question, and you asked Barack Obama that question, and it was asked, by the way, if you saw the third party debate where all of those Interesting and sometimes freaky people actually talked about the issues.
02:27:14.000 They brought this up.
02:27:15.000 But Barack Obama and Mitt Romney didn't have to talk about it because it wasn't agreed to by them in advance.
02:27:21.000 Get to that Commission on Presidential Debates thing where they agree on what they're going to talk about.
02:27:24.000 They don't want to talk about this.
02:27:25.000 And they never talk about this.
02:27:27.000 And they never get asked this.
02:27:28.000 I mean, how do you get away with two terms in office and you never have to answer a question on that at all?
02:27:33.000 The Commission for Presidential Debates, for folks who don't know, is a privately owned company as well.
02:27:37.000 Yeah, four Democrats and four Republicans sit on the board.
02:27:42.000 Do you remember Jeff Gannon?
02:27:43.000 Why does the name ring a bell?
02:27:45.000 Jeff Gannon was the guy who was an embedded White House reporter during the Bush administration, and he would lob these really softball partisan questions at Bush like, Mr. President, when are the Democrats going to wake up and come to reality?
02:28:01.000 Who did he work for?
02:28:03.000 Here's where it gets crazy.
02:28:04.000 I don't remember, but what happened was people started getting suspicious.
02:28:09.000 They're like, who the fuck is this guy?
02:28:10.000 Okay, vaguely he's coming back to me a little bit now.
02:28:12.000 What's going on with these questions?
02:28:13.000 These are ridiculous questions.
02:28:14.000 I mean, these are over the top and obvious.
02:28:17.000 Was he a plant?
02:28:18.000 No, worse.
02:28:19.000 He was a gay prostitute.
02:28:21.000 And he was a man who ran a gay prostitute website.
02:28:25.000 I did not see that coming, by the way.
02:28:26.000 With him, he had dog tags on and a towel over his genitals, and he was, like, naked otherwise, and famously outed for this.
02:28:34.000 I just want to say, I didn't know any journalists like this back in my day.
02:28:36.000 You don't remember this?
02:28:37.000 Do you remember this story?
02:28:38.000 I remember the guy's name, but here's my question.
02:28:42.000 What was the motive for softballing the president?
02:28:45.000 The question.
02:28:47.000 Ken Lay, mostly.
02:28:49.000 Probably.
02:28:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:28:51.000 Or, you know, who else?
02:28:53.000 Wait, wait, wait.
02:28:54.000 Somebody might say to take up one questioning position that wasn't used by a journalist who would have asked a tough question.
02:29:00.000 That, yes.
02:29:01.000 Also, I think there was probably some gay people that worked in the White House in high positions of power that wanted this guy around for various reasons.
02:29:09.000 Again, no answer to that question.
02:29:11.000 What was the name of Bush's key strategist?
02:29:14.000 What's that guy's name again?
02:29:15.000 Which key strategist?
02:29:16.000 The controversial guy that wouldn't believe that Mitt Romney lost the last election.
02:29:22.000 Oh, that was Karl Rove.
02:29:23.000 He was a GOP strategist.
02:29:25.000 Yes, GOP strategist.
02:29:27.000 Famously probably gay.
02:29:29.000 Famously, probably.
02:29:30.000 Yeah, right?
02:29:31.000 Am I right?
02:29:31.000 I know nothing about this for lawsuit purposes.
02:29:33.000 Listen, for lawsuit purposes, I'm out of my fucking mind.
02:29:36.000 And on narcotics, there's so much caffeine in my system.
02:29:39.000 I was going to say, the fungus-free coffee's getting to you.
02:29:41.000 I'm out of my head right now.
02:29:43.000 So that's not slander, it's insanity.
02:29:45.000 It's not.
02:29:45.000 Well, you know what?
02:29:46.000 Listen, Jeff Gannon, I fucked them.
02:29:48.000 Oh!
02:29:49.000 I've slandered myself, too.
02:29:50.000 You can't take anything I say seriously.
02:29:53.000 But this gentleman, Jeff Gannon, he was given credentials between 2003 and 2005 for two years.
02:30:01.000 He was a White House reporter.
02:30:02.000 He was eventually employed by the conservative website Talon News.
02:30:06.000 During the latter part of this period.
02:30:08.000 So they were worried that he was asking questions so friendly, this is in quotes, that they might have been planted.
02:30:17.000 And this is how people were trying to look into this guy.
02:30:22.000 So they found out that he had some website.
02:30:26.000 Let me find the name of the website because it's fucking ridiculous.
02:30:29.000 It's like the super gay military website.
02:30:36.000 I don't know if anybody can see me right now.
02:30:37.000 My mouth is wide open, though, because really I had not heard of the story.
02:30:40.000 And I'm just thinking about what it took for me to get a press pass not to see the president.
02:30:45.000 And this guy had to be fingerprinted, background checked, and the whole thing and made it through all that?
02:30:50.000 Yes, yes, because he was someone's boyfriend.
02:30:52.000 I'm almost positive.
02:30:53.000 Yeah, but you've got to be a lot of people's boyfriends, because there's a lot of people you've got to get through to get to that gig.
02:30:57.000 Well, he ran a whole website where he had male escorts.
02:31:03.000 Yeah.
02:31:03.000 So this is like the Barney Frank story, where he's got the intern running the house of prostitution.
02:31:07.000 Exactly.
02:31:08.000 That's funny.
02:31:09.000 Check your history.
02:31:09.000 I mean, it's not funny, but you know what I mean.
02:31:11.000 Check my history, he says.
02:31:13.000 Yeah.
02:31:16.000 I'll find his website here.
02:31:19.000 What's he do now?
02:31:20.000 That's my next question.
02:31:22.000 What's he do now?
02:31:22.000 I think he's a blogger.
02:31:25.000 Congressman from Nebraska.
02:31:27.000 Yeah.
02:31:28.000 He came out in 2006 after it was all over.
02:31:33.000 But he was a $200 an hour mail escort.
02:31:36.000 That's cheap.
02:31:37.000 Yeah, that's not a lot of money.
02:31:38.000 But you're dealing with a long time ago.
02:31:40.000 That's not a lot of money.
02:31:41.000 You're dealing with the 2000s.
02:31:44.000 It's quite fascinating because this is also something that really kind of disappeared under the radar.
02:31:50.000 I've got to be honest with you.
02:31:51.000 Now that you've brought it all up, I don't remember this.
02:31:53.000 That's crazy.
02:31:54.000 And I'm pretty informed.
02:31:55.000 I don't remember any of this.
02:31:56.000 Oh, that's crazy.
02:31:57.000 How could you call yourself pretty informed when you don't know about this?
02:32:00.000 I've been proven wrong, actually.
02:32:01.000 I'm not following the right kind of news feeds, obviously.
02:32:04.000 Yeah, they caught him because they just looked into his press credentials because people couldn't believe the silly questions that he was asking.
02:32:14.000 But you look into the press credentials before you actually get the press credentials.
02:32:18.000 That's how it goes.
02:32:19.000 There's a law enforcement person's signature on the press credentials.
02:32:23.000 I've done nothing really bad in my background and I remember sweating out me getting press credentials.
02:32:29.000 I'm having a hard time finding the name of his website.
02:32:31.000 This is interesting.
02:32:33.000 But he had naked pictures on a bunch of different gay escort sites.
02:32:39.000 Well, I'm starting to have real doubts about the Secret Service and the ability of the background checks.
02:32:44.000 This is what year?
02:32:45.000 2006. 2003 to 2005. Wait, so this is post-War on Terror?
02:32:50.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:32:50.000 This is wild.
02:32:51.000 Yeah.
02:32:51.000 Oh, it's fascinating stuff.
02:32:52.000 I think he had a boyfriend.
02:32:53.000 I mean, I think it's unquestionable.
02:32:55.000 Do you remember when that madam in Washington, D.C. came out with a whole list of different senators?
02:33:02.000 It wasn't the Heidi Fleiss thing.
02:33:04.000 No, no, no.
02:33:05.000 This was the DC madam and then she committed suicide and all the names disappeared?
02:33:10.000 Of course.
02:33:11.000 I remember the story, yeah.
02:33:13.000 That one I do remember.
02:33:14.000 That was on my RSS feed, yes.
02:33:16.000 I guess she wasn't as good at keeping her mouth shut as this Jeff Gannon dude.
02:33:20.000 Or keeping his mouth open.
02:33:21.000 Or having enough secrets somewhere where he goes I've got Julian Assange is going to release this with a secret code if anything happens to me automatically.
02:33:29.000 Yeah, please.
02:33:29.000 I don't want to ruin my great country by telling How many of you guys are fucking each other behind closed doors?
02:33:36.000 Yeah.
02:33:37.000 This was one of my favorite stories, though, about how you can't trust the press.
02:33:42.000 Because who put the press into that position?
02:33:44.000 Especially during...
02:33:45.000 I mean, that was one of the things that people had commented about, about the Bush administration.
02:33:48.000 Like, wow, this is the first time...
02:33:50.000 An administration has been so transparent about its corruption, so transparent about the influences that it has, the influences by Halliburton.
02:33:59.000 Halliburton's CEO all of a sudden is now the vice president, and Halliburton's making billions of dollars in no-bid contracts.
02:34:06.000 It was so obvious and corrupt and then here's this guy in the White House, embedded White House reporter, lobbing these ridiculous questions and it turns out to be he's a gay escort.
02:34:16.000 I really think it's the war on terror that makes you able to be so open about the corruption because what are you going to do?
02:34:25.000 We have extreme wartime authority until the war is over now.
02:34:29.000 And there will be no end to the war.
02:34:30.000 Well, here's the thing.
02:34:31.000 How can it end?
02:34:33.000 One of the memes we had going on our show was, how do you end a war on terror?
02:34:39.000 There's nobody to surrender to you.
02:34:42.000 And if you called off the war tomorrow, there's nothing that prevents the next president after some minor little terror attack in any part of the world.
02:34:49.000 From calling it on again.
02:34:50.000 I mean, if we really cared about the direction the country was going long-term, you would realize, and a lot of good writers and constitutional law scholars have, that this is an open hole in things.
02:35:01.000 I mean, you're allowed to basically suspend the Constitution until the war's over, and yet it's one of those wars that, I mean, you can't say, once we take Berlin, everything goes back to normal.
02:35:10.000 There is no end to this, and there's no end to what you can, like you said, no end to what you can call terrorism.
02:35:15.000 I mean, it's like saying, okay, we're going to have a war on crime.
02:35:19.000 And as soon as it's over, we can get the Constitution back.
02:35:21.000 Couldn't we just change the definition of terror?
02:35:24.000 Yeah, but we're not in control.
02:35:27.000 Yeah, that's where we went.
02:35:28.000 It tickles.
02:35:29.000 It's a war on tickling.
02:35:30.000 He's actually a blogger now for the National Press Club.
02:35:33.000 Wait, for the National Press Club?
02:35:35.000 Yep.
02:35:36.000 That's not a group of...
02:35:37.000 That's not a, like, side...
02:35:38.000 That's a pretty influential, halfway normal group.
02:35:41.000 Are you sure there's an L in that club?
02:35:44.000 Is he a really good writer?
02:35:46.000 He's awesome at sucking dick, I bet.
02:35:47.000 He can turn a phrase really well.
02:35:49.000 He's the Hunter Thompson of gay media.
02:35:51.000 Yeah.
02:35:52.000 Yeah.
02:35:52.000 The Hunter Thompson of gay media.
02:35:55.000 That's hilarious.
02:35:56.000 He should sell shirts that say that.
02:35:58.000 I'll leave that to you.
02:35:58.000 You have the better e-commerce site.
02:36:00.000 I'm not saying I should sell shirts.
02:36:01.000 I don't want his money.
02:36:02.000 He should sell shirts that say that.
02:36:04.000 I'm the Hunter Thompson of gay media.
02:36:06.000 Dan Carlin.
02:36:07.000 Dan Carlin.
02:36:08.000 Would you allow him to use that quote?
02:36:11.000 It's making me out to be the Hunter Thompson of gay media.
02:36:14.000 My wife will be so surprised.
02:36:16.000 That's confusing.
02:36:17.000 No, that's not what I meant.
02:36:19.000 I meant you calling Jeff Gannon the Hunter Thompson of gay media.
02:36:22.000 Yeah, he could put it on a book jacket, a blurb.
02:36:25.000 Dan Carlin calls him the Hunter Thompson of gay media.
02:36:28.000 Well, he's out now, so I guess he could, you know.
02:36:31.000 Well, email him.
02:36:32.000 You've got a staff here.
02:36:33.000 You people can email him.
02:36:33.000 My staff is virtually imaginary.
02:36:35.000 Oh, this is even better.
02:36:36.000 His professional name in the homosexual escort service was Bulldog.
02:36:42.000 His professional name was Bulldog.
02:36:44.000 Wow.
02:36:44.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:36:45.000 God, help me.
02:36:46.000 Because he likes bones?
02:36:47.000 I don't know, because it's sexy.
02:36:51.000 Fucking Bulldog.
02:36:53.000 This is a picture of him from his website.
02:36:56.000 For real.
02:36:57.000 That was an embedded White House reporter.
02:36:59.000 Well, and listen, just for the audience out there, it's not the homosexual thing.
02:37:04.000 It's the stereotypical, I was a government plant.
02:37:09.000 I mean, it is almost like a fiction thing.
02:37:11.000 Well, it's also, it goes back to the secrecy in our government.
02:37:15.000 For sure someone in there is gay.
02:37:17.000 For sure someone in there has a boyfriend.
02:37:19.000 Can I harp on it again?
02:37:20.000 Why was nobody asked about this?
02:37:22.000 Can you please explain to me how he got the press credentials?
02:37:25.000 We can know all about Petraeus' girlfriend, but we can't know how this guy got the press credentials?
02:37:30.000 I don't understand that.
02:37:31.000 Yeah, nobody wants to ask.
02:37:34.000 The reason no one wants to ask is because everybody else in government who would ask this question, who gets access, is innocent, not gay like him, but it's just planted people.
02:37:42.000 I mean, it's like watching Meet the Press now.
02:37:45.000 Am I the only person that thinks David Gregory is...
02:37:47.000 I mean, he's a softball pitcher, literally.
02:37:49.000 I mean, you watch this and you just go, how is this satisfying?
02:37:52.000 No offense, NBC, but how is this satisfying?
02:37:56.000 I don't understand media anymore.
02:37:59.000 Yeah, the mainstream media's approach in these sort of – those conversation shows about serious issues, it's like, boy, they are softballed down the middle, lobs, everything is – there's no real controversy when it comes to dealing with any foreign issues.
02:38:18.000 And if they couldn't support it, they'd certainly have a soft spot in their heart for it.
02:38:23.000 If I recall, mainstream journalism was horrified at Wikipedia.
02:38:26.000 That doesn't ring true to me.
02:38:28.000 Well, you can't just publish these secrets.
02:38:30.000 Well, you have to do something, don't you?
02:38:32.000 You mean WikiLeaks or Wikimedia?
02:38:33.000 WikiLeaks, I'm sorry, Wikimedia.
02:38:34.000 Yeah, sorry, I got confused.
02:38:36.000 Well, so did I. Thank you for clarifying that.
02:38:37.000 I was baffled by what you...
02:38:39.000 Yeah, I mean, I think access to information when it exposes crime is always good.
02:38:45.000 If it exposes crime, that's a rational crime.
02:38:47.000 I'm not talking about like beating off something, smoking pot, something, victimless crime.
02:38:54.000 But when you're talking about real corruption, corruption being exposed by WikiLeaks or being exposed by the New York Times, which you should be upset about always is the corruption.
02:39:04.000 And you should praise always whatever method of access to information has been utilized in order to get it out to the people, whether it's a website, whether it's the New York Times.
02:39:14.000 It's like you should be happy that the New York Times exposes things.
02:39:17.000 You should be happy that Woodward and Bernstein broke Watergate.
02:39:22.000 I mean we should all be happy about it.
02:39:24.000 I think there's a simpler rule.
02:39:25.000 The simpler rule is will we be worse or better off with more information or less information?
02:39:31.000 Great way of putting it.
02:39:32.000 I have yet to find someone who can really explain to me that that trade-off argues in favor of keeping things secret.
02:39:40.000 Somebody will say, well, we'll lose an agent in this or that city, and that's a breach of trust, and I understand that.
02:39:46.000 At the same time, this country is dying from lack of investigative journalism and uncovering malfeasance and corruption and all these things.
02:39:53.000 You can't tell me that the protection of a source here or there outweighs What we're seeing all around us.
02:39:59.000 There's also this weird thing that happened after September 11th where it was very scary to me where all of a sudden no one wanted to question the government.
02:40:10.000 Everyone wanted to support the government, support the troops, support Whatever hard decisions that had to be made, but no one wanted to have any of the healthy skepticism or questioning.
02:40:20.000 That's the insanity.
02:40:21.000 That's why we have to have a cooling off period after the next one.
02:40:24.000 Because here's the way it goes.
02:40:25.000 If the experts say, and they do, that we're going to get hit again, that it's inevitable, that you can't stop it, it's going to happen.
02:40:31.000 And if you know you are going to freak out...
02:40:34.000 Out when it happens again.
02:40:35.000 We're not talking about like a little teeny attack.
02:40:37.000 We're talking about another two buildings go down, or there's a nuclear attack in a harbor, or pick your worst case scenario.
02:40:42.000 If you know that you're going to be crazy and ready to rip up the Constitution, and we're going to legislate during a period of temporary insanity, if you really want to save the country, write some rules about that now.
02:40:53.000 Say, we're going to be out of our minds.
02:40:54.000 Let's make some – let's put some speed bumps.
02:40:56.000 Let's say you can't legislate for 60 days.
02:40:59.000 You can close loopholes that let the – we found a loophole that let him in.
02:41:02.000 You can close that.
02:41:03.000 But let's not write any Patriot Act 3 until we've had enough time to calm down.
02:41:08.000 What blows me away is the way that they sold the Patriot Act to us was by saying there's a sunset clause.
02:41:13.000 It's got to be renewed, right?
02:41:14.000 Don't be afraid.
02:41:15.000 This isn't permanent.
02:41:16.000 It's got to be renewed.
02:41:17.000 It's been renewed every time.
02:41:18.000 It's been renewed every time with no—it's not even been close.
02:41:22.000 Not only that, most people are not aware that it's legislation that was written far before September 11th but couldn't get passed.
02:41:27.000 Well, Peter DeFazio told me—I'm not supposed to say this, maybe—he said, listen, a lot of this stuff, you can't write a giant Patriot Act like that.
02:41:34.000 In the time it took to actually write it.
02:41:37.000 He goes, a lot of these were sitting on the shelf things.
02:41:40.000 I mean, you think about stand-alone laws, and they just pick this stuff off the shelf, threw it in.
02:41:44.000 And what a lot of people don't know, although this happens with a lot of laws, is that there's a lot of blank spaces.
02:41:50.000 Because people don't quite know how it's going to work out.
02:41:53.000 So when you sign these things, you actually sign something with a lot of blank spaces.
02:41:57.000 Because, and this happens with a lot of us, because they don't know the specifics yet.
02:42:00.000 It's not that it's part of a scheme or they're trying to slip something through.
02:42:04.000 A lot of times with these laws, they don't know the mechanism yet.
02:42:07.000 They know that they want to get from A to C, and they're not quite sure how B works out yet, but you sign on to the concept that you support C, and we'll figure out how to get there when we figure out how to get there.
02:42:17.000 And so they sign a lot of these things that have a lot of blank spaces.
02:42:20.000 And how few politicians read any of those things they sign.
02:42:23.000 One of the things they've gone over is like the amount of paperwork that these guys would have to read if they read everything they signed.
02:42:29.000 Yeah.
02:42:30.000 And it's impossible.
02:42:31.000 And they've said that.
02:42:32.000 They've openly admitted that there's no way anyone could have read all this stuff in the amount of time you're given.
02:42:37.000 We have to be able to read each other's minds, Dan Carlin.
02:42:39.000 That's why we're going to fix this whole thing.
02:42:41.000 We're going to be able to absolve lies.
02:42:43.000 We're going to be able to stop all the nonsense.
02:42:45.000 As soon as everyone agrees to the neural chip, are you going to agree?
02:42:48.000 I think you're going to have a lot of government people right on your side on that, Joe Rogan.
02:42:52.000 They're going to be, you know what, that's just what we were thinking.
02:42:54.000 Joe, come and work at DARPA. We've been thinking about how to read people's minds for a long time.
02:42:58.000 You go there and they've got robot dogs patrolling the perimeter with laser beam eyeballs.
02:43:02.000 I think the bigger danger is they're already reading your mind, and that's the problem.
02:43:05.000 Yeah, I always said with clones, it's just a matter of time before they clone...
02:43:13.000 A human hybrid slash creature thing.
02:43:17.000 Maybe that explains why the presidents always change on Inauguration Day.
02:43:21.000 Maybe those aren't...
02:43:21.000 Maybe.
02:43:22.000 Can you imagine?
02:43:23.000 Imagine if that was a science fiction movie.
02:43:24.000 They pull the president into another room and it's like an invasion of the body.
02:43:27.000 That's right.
02:43:28.000 Foaming and growing in the corner.
02:43:30.000 Yes.
02:43:30.000 I wonder how we're going to keep this sort of very flawed system afloat over the next decade, two decades.
02:43:41.000 Well, isn't that what I said?
02:43:42.000 I mean, it's harder to imagine.
02:43:43.000 You talk about revolution on one hand.
02:43:46.000 I don't want to call it fascism, but let's just call it a more repressive kind of state.
02:43:49.000 On the other hand, it's weirder for me to think of the stasis that we're in now continuing than it is to imagine it going far off into either.
02:43:57.000 I don't know which direction it's going to go.
02:43:58.000 I just can't imagine we stay in this weird netherworld for another 10 years.
02:44:02.000 Yeah, I feel that it's – the biggest resistance right now to governments right now is technological, the anonymous movement and the WikiLeaks movement.
02:44:10.000 But look at how they're cracking down on that already.
02:44:12.000 A lot of countries are – I mean we've got – I mean the only thing we tend to agree upon with Iran and stuff is that you need a more controlled internet and those kind of things.
02:44:20.000 And a lot of these countries are starting to try to form their own regional internets that they can control.
02:44:27.000 And shut off.
02:44:27.000 And all these tech guys, well, I can't control the internet.
02:44:30.000 It was designed to avert a nuclear war.
02:44:32.000 You know what?
02:44:33.000 I'm not so sure those guys are right.
02:44:34.000 They say that, but the governments of all the world are putting in so much effort to this.
02:44:39.000 I'm not so sure that they're not just going to switch us over to another internet and then drown the other one in spam someday so that it becomes unusable.
02:44:48.000 I don't think they're going to be able to.
02:44:49.000 I think the real issue is who are the most intelligent people?
02:44:53.000 What side are they on?
02:44:55.000 The most intelligent people are on the side of the resistance.
02:44:57.000 The most intelligent people are on the side of the coders, the hackers, the people that are Our writing software, the people that are the technological innovators, they're not government agents.
02:45:05.000 Those guys are dummies.
02:45:06.000 That's why they can hack into the White House.
02:45:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:45:09.000 But think long term.
02:45:11.000 Talk about a five-year-old growing up today.
02:45:13.000 Are they going to grow up with this kind of mentality we have?
02:45:16.000 This is the problem when you change the constitutional rights situation slowly the way we have.
02:45:21.000 Is you begin to grow a new generation of people that never knew a pre-911 world, for example, that don't have the same feeling we have about loss of rights or any of these other things, because they've never known any better.
02:45:33.000 Are you going to get the next generation of people growing up with a hacker mentality, or are they going to be every bit as good on computers as our best people are, but come from a mentality that doesn't say, Oh, what about our Fourth Amendment rights being gone?
02:45:46.000 They've never known any other world.
02:45:48.000 That's interesting.
02:45:49.000 I don't agree.
02:45:50.000 I think that children, first of all, almost always look at old people like they're fucking stupid and they've ruined everything.
02:45:57.000 And they might have a point.
02:45:58.000 And they might have a point.
02:45:59.000 And then you're growing up in this society that they created, that they've been running, and they've been running shittily.
02:46:06.000 They've done a terrible job in running this government.
02:46:09.000 I don't think anybody's going to be like a supercomputer expert and be all gung-ho to just follow protocol as written because this government is all-wise and all-knowing.
02:46:17.000 I don't think there's anybody like that coming out.
02:46:19.000 Okay, but now, so if you're the government, there's two choices in your scenario.
02:46:22.000 In your scenario, one choice is the revolution, as you call it, the resistance wins.
02:46:26.000 The other choice is that if the government wants to stay in power, they crack down more and they turn us into something that's more repressive than it is now.
02:46:34.000 Well, then it gets really tricky because who is I guess we find out then, don't we?
02:46:51.000 That the FBI and the CIA don't like each other, which is hilarious.
02:46:54.000 It's like when you get the corruption from the pro-marijuana people putting in money to campaigns.
02:46:58.000 Now you see things start to even out a little, yeah.
02:47:01.000 Well, also in the marijuana world, you see illegal growers who are against legalization because it would cut down their profits.
02:47:08.000 There's people who are illegal growers who voted against medical marijuana, and that's cannibalism in its purest form.
02:47:14.000 Yeah, those kind of things are very interesting.
02:47:16.000 Yeah, you're always going to have situations like that, I think.
02:47:20.000 I think the factions of the government can't agree on who they're for and who they're not for.
02:47:29.000 The fact that the FBI was willing to go after the CIA and that's how this whole thing happened with Petraeus and he got smoked out like that.
02:47:39.000 You've got too many people, and they're not a unified front.
02:47:42.000 They're not going to get together and say this is what we need to do.
02:47:45.000 I think they will believe that they can pass laws to try to stop things, but while they're doing this and passing laws, Technology waits for no one, and these people don't understand technology.
02:47:57.000 These people are old.
02:47:58.000 These people that are in their 60s and 70s that are in positions of power, I do not think they truly appreciate – most of them at least – truly appreciate the power of the movement of free information on the internet.
02:48:12.000 I don't think – How the average individual is impacted by the changes.
02:48:19.000 It's one thing to say, hey, my life's pretty good.
02:48:21.000 I'm going to still play video games.
02:48:22.000 I'm fine with my job.
02:48:23.000 When they get thrown out of their house, when they can't make enough money to live, when the American dream is nowhere near within their reach and there's enough of those people, I think all of a sudden the motivation changes.
02:48:34.000 I mean, I had a friend who was a A draft protester in the 1960s, and he said the real sad part of the anti-war movement was how much of it was based on the fact that I was going to be drafted.
02:48:44.000 And when Nixon got rid of the draft, he did it cynically believing that a lot of people would then say, oh, I don't care about the war anymore.
02:48:51.000 If I'm not going to go, I don't care.
02:48:53.000 And he was right, and the membership, the people attending these anti-war rallies plummeted once those people weren't going to get drafted.
02:49:01.000 If you talk about people being impacted by a worsening economy and worsening conditions and bad government decisions that pay no attention to what the average American's lifestyle is like, it's like drafting those people.
02:49:12.000 All of a sudden people who had no stake in this care because they can't afford food or they can't afford a TV or they can't afford cable or whatever it is they need.
02:49:19.000 Well, as we wrap this thing up, how do you think – if you had a guess, I wouldn't want to ask anybody – you're one of the few people that I would ever ask this question.
02:49:29.000 How do you think it's going to go down over the next 10 years?
02:49:32.000 If you had to guess, what's going to take place in this country?
02:49:37.000 I told you already.
02:49:38.000 My big fear is that we're going to have another terror attack because I don't see how we avoid that.
02:49:43.000 And it's not just the terrorist's fault.
02:49:45.000 I mean we're out there poking hornets' nests all over the world.
02:49:48.000 I mean that's how people respond in a lot of these places.
02:49:51.000 And I think if we get hit again, I think we're going to go crazy.
02:49:54.000 So you think it's going to be bad?
02:49:56.000 You think it's going to be like right after September 11th?
02:49:58.000 I don't see enough positives.
02:50:00.000 I just don't see enough positives.
02:50:01.000 I mean I'm hoping.
02:50:02.000 But I don't see enough variables that can break in the good direction and I see a lot of variables that can break in the bad direction.
02:50:09.000 Do you think ultimately we're moving towards a one-world government?
02:50:14.000 I think that's a weird statement, a loaded statement.
02:50:16.000 I don't know about one world government.
02:50:18.000 I think we're moving towards a government that agrees with a lot of other governments about certain things.
02:50:24.000 And one is I don't think most of the world governments are happy about the Internet's ability to – I mean they're fine with us watching cat videos and having that keep us pacified.
02:50:33.000 None of them are happy about information sharing.
02:50:35.000 None of them are happy about that kind of stuff.
02:50:37.000 But you look at it in a financial scale.
02:50:38.000 Historical context, though, the fact that everyone was so isolated for so long, and then over the last less than 100 years, there's been this incredible interaction that's escalated.
02:50:47.000 Yeah, look at how the podcast, you're heard all over the world.
02:50:50.000 Yeah, escalated.
02:50:51.000 And this is just people shooting the shit.
02:50:53.000 But just the ability to translate each other's websites and exchange information and kind of understand that we're really...
02:50:59.000 It's absolutely revolutionary.
02:51:00.000 No question.
02:51:01.000 And we're not much different than anyone anywhere else other than the environment, culture, all that other stuff.
02:51:06.000 But people want the same thing.
02:51:07.000 They want to be happy.
02:51:08.000 They want to be healthy.
02:51:09.000 And they want to know why the fuck they're in a war.
02:51:11.000 Maybe.
02:51:12.000 Maybe.
02:51:12.000 Some of them do.
02:51:13.000 Yeah, some of them do.
02:51:14.000 Better answer.
02:51:14.000 A lot of them do.
02:51:15.000 The ones who are going.
02:51:16.000 Yeah.
02:51:17.000 I'm a little bit more positive than you are, less cynical maybe.
02:51:20.000 I think technological innovation is our savior.
02:51:24.000 That's what I really believe.
02:51:25.000 Could be.
02:51:26.000 Could be.
02:51:26.000 I can see it.
02:51:27.000 The variables are there.
02:51:28.000 I just see so many more on one side of the ledger than the other.
02:51:31.000 I do, but I also see culturally so much more on the technological side of the ledger, the fact that the internet has provided this open platform that didn't exist before.
02:51:44.000 And much like printed type, much like television and radio, this is the new burst.
02:51:53.000 I hope you're right.
02:51:54.000 Listen, I'm all on board.
02:51:55.000 I'd like to be more positive.
02:51:57.000 I really would.
02:51:59.000 Sorry, I'd like you to be more positive, too.
02:52:01.000 You're scaring the shit out of me, man.
02:52:02.000 I kind of look at that as my job.
02:52:04.000 This was a fucking fascinating podcast.
02:52:06.000 We could do this for like 100 hours.
02:52:08.000 I had a good time myself.
02:52:09.000 Thank you for having me, man.
02:52:10.000 Please, any time, if you ever want to come back, please, if you have anything you ever want to promote, please let me know.
02:52:15.000 Just to tour the studio was worth the price of admission, man.
02:52:18.000 A beautiful conversation.
02:52:19.000 I really, really appreciate it.
02:52:20.000 Thanks for having me.
02:52:21.000 And you can follow Dan on Twitter.
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02:52:26.000 Is it DC Hardcore History as well?
02:52:28.000 It's just Hardcore History.
02:52:28.000 But you can just go to my website, DanCarlin.com, download the podcast, whatever.
02:52:32.000 There's two podcasts, Common Sense and Hardcore History.
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02:52:42.000 And the gals.
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02:52:44.000 They're big, big supporters of you, so I'm so glad we finally pulled this off.
02:52:47.000 And my people like you, too.
02:52:48.000 Like I said, I didn't know we had all the crossover.
02:52:50.000 It was really fun, man.
02:52:51.000 I had a great time.
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02:52:55.000 I'm sure it'll be some interesting Twitter posts after the show.
02:52:58.000 Yeah, hey, what are you doing hanging out with that guy?
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