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00:00:34.000I had a dude on my message board, or he was on the Mixed Martial Arts message board, that said that he went from a 90-something dollar Verizon bill to an $18 Ting bill with the same use.
00:00:46.000If that's true, if that guy's true, and I'm paraphrasing the numbers, I don't remember the exact numbers, I should probably look it up.
00:00:52.000I would say that he barely uses his phone if that's true.
00:02:54.000The idea that there's something somehow or another feminine or weak about carrying around a bag is a perplexing aspect of this society, ladies and gentlemen.
00:04:21.000There's a lot of stupid shit that goes along with cell phone contracts.
00:04:26.000And one big one is the fact that if you, you know, most people don't realize what kind of deal they're making when they make it, but when you cancel, if you cancel, you gotta pay them.
00:04:41.000And if someone is in a position where $300 is like a make or break for the month for them, and you really want to get out of your, you know, ex-cell phone, you know, AT&T, whether it's Verizon, whatever it is, you've got to fucking pay them.
00:04:53.000You didn't really get, the deal that you got is you're paying off that phone over a several year period.
00:05:00.000Or, you know, over a certain amount of time period.
00:05:02.000And they sort of add that to your bill.
00:05:04.000So if you just decide to leave, you didn't really get that phone for $299.
00:05:08.000You got a $700 phone for $299 because they worked it into your deal that you pay the rest of it over time.
00:05:27.000One of the coolest things about using the Sprint network is...
00:05:30.000It's not like Ting has its own little funky network that only works in like weird spots.
00:05:35.000It's a huge network that works everywhere.
00:05:37.000And the way Ting has it set up, if you don't use all of their bandwidth, if you don't use all of their time, they'll give you a credit on your unused service.
00:05:51.000So if you use less than you thought you would, Ting drops you down and credit you the difference on your next bill.
00:07:35.000Yeah, it's super easy, and it's just not going to the post office is the biggest thing, because going to the post office, I don't know how it is where you guys live, but in Burbank, it's like an hour just to get to the cashier, so you can give them your box of tons of stuff to send.
00:08:58.000Yeah, see, transporting across state lines is one issue, but then there's another issue I think is extending stuff through the post office.
00:09:05.000They're like, listen, bitch, you fuck with us, will you make us a part of your deal of...
00:09:11.000Bringing illegal shit places and we're the government?
00:09:18.000Here's the thing in California, I know for a fact.
00:09:21.000If, let's say, you have a friend that calls you and says, Hey man, you know, we grew up together and everybody's out there in Cali whoop-whoop and listening to Rian, send me a bag of weed and a cookie.
00:09:30.000And you do somebody a favor and get like a VHS box, put weed in there and send it to them.
00:11:02.000I'm like, people really communicate like that just flippantly with people in public that are in positions like the TSA. The way she was communicating with people was just like so short and so curt with people and so shitty, just right off the bat.
00:11:16.000As if someone was doing something to her by having her do her job.
00:12:14.000When that motherfucker's lit up at night, it's more beautiful than even the mountains themselves.
00:12:18.000So I'm looking at it and I'm like, this is like really like one of the perfect creations by man as far as like one of the most amazing things that anyone's ever created and put on this earth.
00:13:05.000There's a microphone in the upper right-hand corner.
00:13:07.000If you click on that microphone, you enter in the code JRE, and that code will take you to the Stamps.com website where you get a $110 offer.
00:15:32.000I'm like, we could do this with a couple sirs, and how you doing, brother, and everything would be fine, and we'll have a nice little conversation here, but you're just doing your job, and I'm just talking, and we're just, you know, we're just two people running into each other.
00:16:04.000I run into those people, like the dudes that are working in security in those areas, they're always asking me UFC questions, they're always being friendly.
00:16:11.000I don't see them being shitty with people.
00:16:12.000I see a lot of them actually going out of their way to be nice to people.
00:16:15.000So when I'm confronted with someone just being shitty right off the bat, I'm like, wow, that wasn't necessary.
00:16:22.000I've got to be honest with you, you and I and Red Band and this young man, we're blessed with whatever you want to call it, that we fly a lot.
00:16:30.000But I know that the recent conditions after 9-11 have stopped a lot of regular people.
00:23:35.000They're seeing them all over the place.
00:23:37.000Now, what is the reason why they're coming down into the cities?
00:23:40.000Well, there's two things that's going on.
00:23:42.000I mean, I don't want to be ignorant about this.
00:23:44.000Steve Rennell will be on the podcast on Monday, the hunter from that meat-eater show, and he'll be able to explain to us a little bit better.
00:27:27.000I don't think there'd be any problem with getting rid of crocodiles.
00:27:30.000I mean, it would be kind of cool to keep them around and look at, but if it had to do with, like, crocodiles overpopulating and starting to fucking kill people...
00:27:40.000You can't think about them as being like one of us.
00:27:43.000You can't think about them as being like, they're a part of nature.
00:28:06.000It's a mountain lion and we are working so hard to conserve and protect.
00:28:10.000These killers, these things that need to kill every day, these monsters that run faster than us, jump higher than us, and only kill things with their face.
00:30:27.000But they might just decide to fucking bite you.
00:30:29.000But if you feed them, and if you keep feeding them, you stay with them, and you become this connection to food for them, they'll accept you.
00:30:37.000But if you die, they're not going to cry.
00:30:39.000They don't give a flying fuck about you.
00:30:41.000And if they were hungry, and they thought they could eat you, of course they would eat you.
00:31:33.000And those motherfuckers who wear the snakes, walk outside with the snakes around their head, it's those motherfuckers and people with a bird on their shoulder, which makes me want to snap.
00:33:15.000Okay, the hawk, he has on Vista, right next to all those streets where we used to hang Curzon and El Compadre, him and his wife put cameras, because they would wake up in the morning and see Dead Pigeons or something, and they couldn't figure out what it was, and one day they got a...
00:35:57.000I know people are into eating shit like eagles, dude.
00:36:00.000But this is the place where you could stick your hand in, and the guy would take the chicken out and break its neck, and you cut it, and then your mother brings it home for...
00:36:34.000I taught, we discussed this, where they take you, they pick you, meet up at the top of Snowmass Village, and they take you there in those things with the dogs.
00:36:41.000They take you over a mountain, you or your wife.
00:37:02.000I never went there, but I knew the guy that had the dogs that would whip the fucking dogs and shit over there.
00:37:09.000Oh, he's like a sledder, one of those sledder guys?
00:37:11.000Yeah, but I know that if you fly into China, Hong Kong, don't quote me on which continent, there's a restaurant that just specializes in testicles.
00:40:10.000You know, whatever, a puppy or something, or a dog, rather, that was that big, was trying to go after you, you'd think that a dog that's only 60 pounds is not going to be able to kill you.
00:41:20.000When Ashcroft was the Attorney General or something like that, whatever made-up fucking title it was, whatever job distinction he had, he was working for the Bush administration, whatever function they had him in, and he was completely crazy.
00:41:32.000He was this nutty Christian guy, and he had the most amazing song that he sang once, and when he sang it, everybody knew right away, like, whoa, this guy is fucking nuts.
00:41:43.000I mean, we knew he was nuts, but what the fuck is this?
00:41:47.000Let the eagle soar like she's never soared before.
00:41:53.000Yeah, I mean, you're watching madness.
00:42:04.000All you think of is what kind of twisted shit is this guy doing when he's not doing this?
00:42:09.000Because if you're that far out there, you're that far out there that you're singing with the ego, you know, and you're like, it was like super, super duper Christian.
00:42:17.000Like that guy had some fucking bones in his yard, man.
00:42:21.000What do you think Wolverine versus Wolf?
00:44:14.000Crazy person with black socks, stinky feet, sweaty feet all the time, in leather shoes, just wanting to get weird, wanting to stick his thumb up your butt, fucking choke him or something.
00:44:26.000What's going on, bro, with Jay-Z going to Cuba?
00:45:07.000That's a really important thing to think about right now because it's not like there's a country called North Korea that has weapons, that it's threatening to shoot at us and has nuclear capability.
00:45:17.000Yeah, man, what about that rapper, that guy who makes stuff rhyme?
00:45:20.000Why did he go to that place where everyone's poor?
00:45:30.000It's so weird how right now in today's world, the White House is really, and what's going on around there is a reality show, compared to what's really going on.
00:45:39.000The wife is on Conan O'Brien jumping up and down.
00:46:13.000Somebody opened their mouth and said, are you fucking serious?
00:46:17.000I get my copy of my fucking Time Street, whatever the fuck it is, magazine.
00:46:21.000You know, I really wonder whether or not we would be better off with the privatization of that, you know, because I think UPS does an awesome job.
00:46:29.000And the Postal Service, the only issues that I've ever had with the Postal Service is going to the actual place, to the actual place and waiting in line.
00:47:03.000Like, why should it be the government that does that?
00:47:07.000That's one of the weird questions of our society.
00:47:09.000In an ideal world, it would be great if the government did all that stuff, right?
00:47:12.000In an ideal world, it would be great if we could trust everybody to handle everything, but it seems like everything gets handled best when it gets treated like it's a business.
00:47:20.000Whenever you have government organizations that could be taking place by business, you're controlling things and regulating things.
00:47:29.000Obviously in the post office it works great, but it doesn't work great in the DMV. It doesn't work great in the TSA. There's a lot of places where it doesn't work great.
00:48:18.000Well, if everybody just used stamps.com, it would lighten the load, and then there would be less work, and everybody could chill the fuck out.
00:48:29.000I don't check my mail except maybe once a month now and it's like the worst idea in the world because I'll check it and there's like all these bills and like late payments and stuff but I hate the mail so much that now it literally is like a stack this big of mail once a month and And only about 5% of it is something that I need.
00:48:46.000Do you pick up the mail or it gets delivered to you?
00:53:04.000Because, let me tell you something, within 15 minutes, you'll have a police car at your house, and then you'll have another fucking employee, some car that you've never seen before.
00:53:17.000In Arizona, they were doing that shit, and the guy cut across, and they hit him with a Frisbee, and they laughed.
00:53:21.000So the guy thought it was done intentionally.
00:53:25.000Dog, this guy did a year in fucking jail.
00:53:28.000It's a heavy-duty fucking assault charge touching a fucking mailman.
00:53:32.000But in Boulder one time, this is an interesting story, in Boulder there was a guy that got bit by a dog, so now his phobia, he hated dogs, but he needed the job as a mailman.
00:53:42.000So if you left your dog in the yard, he would spray your dog with shit to the face.
00:53:46.000So one woman was home one day, he heard the dog, you know, the dog's outside and seen the mailman fucking spray him.
00:53:53.000And she told the neighbors some other dog had died in that route.
00:59:34.000Wouldn't it be an amazing reality show to follow that woman around?
00:59:38.000Like if you could go back in time and just watch how she did it in the age of no internet, just find young guys and meet them somewhere and just fuck them and pay them, actually pay them.
00:59:50.000Do you think she was that crazy or maybe it was just like a one-time thing where she just lost her mind and got caught up in the thrill of the moment?
01:00:27.000But you know what's still there at the Comedy Store is where all the guy comics come in and they tilt the window so it's perfectly so you can go to the stairs outside and just sit there and look down and see any girls in the bathroom.
01:01:40.000You're making it out like it's not a big issue, but looking in on girls, like fixing a mirror or a window to look in on girls while they shit, that's like seriously against the law and seriously creepy.
01:02:13.000And a girl shouldn't have to be, especially in a place where they're serving alcohol, the last thing that should have to happen is a girl should have to worry about who could possibly be looking through a window while she's shitting.
01:03:48.000It's getting more tighter now, unfortunately.
01:03:50.000Well, I mean, you kind of have to do that.
01:03:52.000It should have probably been tighter a long time ago.
01:03:54.000But the real issue was always, you know, how do you run a club and run a business and then still sort of let the comedians do whatever the fuck they want?
01:06:48.000I was there in 94. It wasn't like that.
01:06:50.000They would just have, like, Fat Tuesdays would get crazy.
01:06:53.000But the one night, Eddie Griffin was saying, one night Tupac went in there and they had a shootout and everybody ran and Mitzi banned him because she thought it was him.
01:06:59.000In fact, the bullets are still on the brick.
01:07:35.000I'm taking in too much information lately.
01:07:37.000It's crazy that 30 years from now, you know, any day now, they're gonna call and say somebody will offer them 10 million for that property, Joe.
01:07:57.000The history of that place is just undefiable.
01:07:58.000No, the history is undefiable, but some Japanese group who don't give a fuck about ha-has in the East is going to show up with 60 mil, put an underground casino in there, whatever the fuck they do, because all those streets are haunted.
01:13:16.000Sometimes, and I don't like to say this, sometimes he's got, and you'll understand what I'm saying, Joe, sometimes he's got a comic on there that doesn't shine in the social avenue of comedy.
01:17:56.000And he was only doing comedy a few years back then.
01:17:59.000But to him, I think it was probably the biggest crowd he'd ever had.
01:18:03.000and then like his development from then on really a lot of it was like going up in front of these giant crowds like he went from like open mics to like doing these sold-out gigs and in between he would do the store you know and Ari went like in front of our eyes from being like a guy just starting out to being like a fucking legit headline that I would go see like if I was in like say if I lived in a town if I lived in Utah or some shit like that and Ari was going to Wise Guys I would go see Ari.
01:19:57.000When I hear you say something, I know exactly what you're saying.
01:20:00.000I know where it's coming from on you, your inflection, your pause, the seriousness in your voice, the intensity in your tone, whatever it is.
01:21:02.000140 characters, when you say something like that, people are like, oh, he hates all male feminists, or he hates feminists, or he's a chauvinist, or something like that.
01:23:17.000It was just like over and over again this nonsense about, you know, this contributes to violence against women and your attitudes are misogynistic.
01:23:31.000You know, and I'm saying in 140 characters.
01:23:33.000And maybe it's like, it's just a stupid way to say anything controversial.
01:23:38.000You know, maybe Twitter, if you don't want to be misunderstood, and if you don't want to have to explain yourself, don't say anything controversial.
01:23:44.000You know, because anything, because people look, because it's such a limited form of expression, they can all of a sudden imply all sorts of meaning to it, and then write whole blogs about this implied meaning.
01:23:56.000They all of a sudden have this whole cause, and all they're doing is misinterpreting an original statement, but because it's so narrow in its definitions, because it's only 140 characters, there's so much room for just them bullshitting and coming up with their own meaning.
01:24:11.000I had a bunch of feminists write blogs about me.
01:24:14.000It was hilarious, reading all this, like my misogynistic attitudes and this and that.
01:24:19.000That's about as far from the truth as I hope.
01:24:22.000I always try to be as open to everybody as possible.
01:24:27.000I like being a man, but I don't have any problem with anybody just because they're a woman.
01:26:45.000If I go to somebody's page and I see music, and I know the music sucks, that's where it ends.
01:26:51.000Because if his choice of music sucks, if I don't see fucking one of my three on there, like I remember going to people's, there's two things I judge on people.
01:26:59.000I don't judge people by money or nothing.
01:27:00.000I judge people by their music collection.
01:27:02.000If I look at your music collection, you don't have Sabbath paranoia.
01:27:06.000If you don't have the staples, Zeppelin II, those are the staples.
01:27:09.000If you don't have Zeppelin II, why are we here?
01:27:36.000There's a generation of people that want to say, and I know this, and I don't hate you, because I'm kind of the same way that they don't want to like Floyd.
01:27:47.000They prefer to listen to, oh, that's so commercialized.
01:27:58.000Those motherfuckers are the ones I want to punch them right in the fucking face.
01:28:01.000Because they're the ones, you're having a good time listening to something, you're bopping, and they want to really impress some fucking dumb chick with freckles or something.
01:38:28.000After a while, when you know that a certain amount of violent crime takes place, then you're watching bodies on TV. I was watching it the other night.
01:44:35.000That's the problem, is you don't want to look at the blood that's on the tampon, because that's blood that came out a month ago, or whatever it is.
01:44:52.000Right, so it was a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday open mic.
01:44:55.000So you did the weekend, Thursday was an open mic, and I would headline.
01:44:58.000And then you did the weekend, and then you...
01:45:00.000And then you stayed the week, and during the week I would do Monday at Faneuil Hall, Tuesday some room in fucking Quincy, Thursday Wooster, and then I'd go back to the Aku Aku or whatever.
01:45:12.000But the point of the story is, one Sunday at that place, I had met her before, an open mic girl that was in the Navy.
01:45:20.000And the hotel at Club 56 was right next door.
01:47:25.000Remember the time you realized, it was probably in your early 20s or whatever, that some girls not only want you to come in their mouth, and other girls get mad if you come in their mouth.
01:48:09.000She just likes to taste it for her own pussy.
01:48:10.000The worst is when you're eating out a girl and she is on her period and you don't realize it until the next day and you see the dried blood all over your face and you go to the store and there's a clot in your tooth.
01:48:19.000I think that's an alcohol and drug problem, really.
01:48:21.000It's how the fuck you not knowing what's going on.
01:48:24.000You're eating this girl's pussy and it tastes like a bag of pennies.
01:50:04.000But it's 2013. The reality of this situation is that everybody's paying.
01:50:08.000And these people that go, you know, we have found a clause here deep within the Constitution that clearly states that what is going on is unconstitutional, unlawful, and they would never have this brought up in a court of law.
01:50:18.000Because if this was exposed, it would take down the very empire itself.
01:50:22.000And people go, fuck, I ain't paying taxes.
01:50:41.000But then next thing you know, he bought into some guy's idea and didn't pay taxes, like willfully.
01:50:47.000And so that was for like a couple years and when they were going after him and like they were trying to You know, he won one, but he didn't lose...
01:50:57.000He lost, like, the second most important one.
01:51:00.000But I think he was acquitted in the most important one, which was like a conspiracy or something along those lines.
01:51:06.000But he still willfully avoided paying taxes, and so they put him away for three solid years.
01:51:11.000You know, when you're 47 years old, like he was, that's a long chunk of the future of your life.
01:51:17.000You know, how much more time do you have?
01:52:08.000Absolutely, people should have to contribute to the fixing of the highways and paying police officers and all that jazz.
01:52:13.000But the idea that someone should be just locked in a cage for that is kind of crazy.
01:52:19.000I mean, there's people that don't get locked in a cage for assault.
01:52:22.000There's people that don't get locked in a cage for much more horrible physical things where there's actual real trauma to an individual as an actual victim.
01:52:30.000And they don't get locked in a cage for three years.
01:52:57.000At this point, retracting that is going to be met with furious resistance, and the idea that it's not is really silly.
01:53:05.000It's almost like at a point in this country where things are so weird that it's almost like one of two things has to happen.
01:53:13.000Either there's some sort of technological breakthrough that makes it impossible to lie anymore, and then from now on, everybody has to operate on 100%.
01:53:41.000See what's going on with this crazy motherfucker just pointing rockets at everybody and saber rattling and saying, I mean, what do they need?
01:53:58.000How long can you have India and Pakistan hate each other, pointing nuclear arms at each other right there, just like staring at each other?
01:54:04.000You know, how much longer can people do what they're doing?
01:54:08.000It's like one of two things has to happen.
01:54:10.000Either they've got to figure out some new invention that lets people all realize that we all have – there's repercussions to everyone's actions, positive and negative.
01:54:20.000And everybody has a stake in everything that happens all over the world, whether it's in the Congo or the people that are getting run out of the Brazilian rainforest because loggers have moved in.
01:54:39.000And the fact that cunty shit can happen in the Amazon and the Congo and all these different spots, while that happens and we know about it, we'll never be at balance.
01:54:48.000And it seems to me it's like something has to happen that connects everybody.
01:54:53.000Whether it's a stage of evolution, whether it's a slow progress of things that we're going through right now.
01:54:59.000That where people are getting upset at things right now that they never got upset at before.
01:55:03.000You know, where people are sort of realizing that we're much more connected than people have ever been before.
01:55:09.000And if that doesn't like continue on that trend, When you got things like North Korea, when you got things like what's going on in the Congo, and you got really bad spots in Afghanistan, really bad spots in Iraq, and the world is, there's parts of the world right now that are in the apocalypse.
01:55:27.000The apocalypse exists, and it's going on right now.
01:55:30.000And while we're all just sitting here living our lives, that's taking place, and we know it.
01:55:36.000And because we know it, we always feel out of whack.
01:55:39.000We always feel like if the whole world got its shit together, if human beings figured out a way where no one was fucking over anybody anywhere in the world, no one was murdering anybody anywhere in the world, no one was raped anybody anywhere in the world, that could be possible.
01:55:56.000If it's possible to do in this room, it's possible to do in the whole country.
01:55:59.000Too late, I already raped the jam man.
01:56:03.000Does that make sense, or am I just too stoned?
01:56:08.000I know that we've had discussions about your fears, and you always said that one of your biggest fears was staying healthy when you got older.
01:56:16.000You didn't want to really, really get old.
01:57:08.000Some insane amount of murders and they let him go because he gave them information on Gotti.
01:57:12.000But the beauty is that 20, 30 years from now, somebody's gonna find a file on Sammy DeBogavano and it's gonna be one of the biggest smacks to the American people that you've ever known.
01:57:22.000Nobody really knew what really happened.
01:57:24.000Nobody knew that the government wanted Gotti so bad.
02:00:00.000I hear shit about how they just, you know, and I shouldn't say this, how they arrest Arabs in New York and try to flip the things on them and try to get, like, those terrorist cases.
02:04:05.000Well, that's the thing about any open institution, whether it's a comedy store or a park where kids hang out in, you're gonna get all kinds of people.
02:04:14.000You're gonna get real friendly people, and you're gonna get people that suck.
02:04:17.000And at the comedy store, you're gonna have both of that too.
02:04:20.000You know, we've always had those few comedians that would come around and you're like, Jesus Christ, you gotta back up and move away.
02:04:25.000And there's like, they have bad mojo and they're all upset that, you know, why am I on at this time?
02:05:17.000But I do admit that I was talking to a comic that we are all friends with, and he's like, I want to send you something, because I was talking about the Rub Maps website, and he goes, I have something to send you.
02:05:34.000And he gives it, and I take it, and I'm just like, Yeah.
02:05:57.000He's like, oh, trust me, I have the greatest thing for you.
02:06:00.000Okay, I got a totally wrong story of Chuck Berry.
02:06:05.000Chuck Berry did a lot of wacky shit, but that's not one of them.
02:06:08.000One of the things he did in 1959, he was arrested under the Mann Act that he had sex with a 14-year-old waitress from which he transported over state lines to work as a hat check girl at his club.
02:06:24.000He was convicted, fined $5,000, and sentenced to five years in prison.
02:06:28.000His appeal to the judge's comments and the attitude were racist and prejudiced by the jury against him was upheld, and a second trial was held in May and June of 1961, which resulted in Barry being given a three-year prison sentence.
02:06:41.000After another appeal failed, Barry served one and a half years in prison from February of 1962 to October of 1963. He pleaded guilty to tax evasion, was sentenced to four months in prison and a thousand hours of community service, doing benefit concerts in 1979,
02:06:57.000and in 1990, Barry pleaded guilty to misdemeanor possession of marijuana.
02:10:20.000To be 65 and live your whole life and think that you were a gangster and to get put in jail when you're 50 and have to be 67 in fucking prison, this ain't nobody gonna rape you or beat you up.
02:10:35.000And you see these idiots on Discovery Channel, like when they do those prison shows, and when I'm on the road, I'll stay up late writing, but I'll put that channel on, and I watch the interviews of these guys, like, yeah, you know, I did it.
02:11:33.000He's got this spot, and they have all these pictures of it.
02:11:37.000If you go to the Kennebec Journal, kjonline.com, Kennebec, K-E-N-N-B-E-C, N-N-E-B-E-C, K-E-N-N-E-B-E-C. It's a part of Maine where this guy was.
02:13:00.000We're starting to see, because we can get a story like this online so easily and read into it, that he never had anything like this 20 years ago.
02:14:57.000You know, what people don't realize who haven't been over there, like you and I, we don't realize what the actual conditions are in that country.
02:15:07.000And when you read about it, it almost seems like fiction.
02:15:10.000You know, when you read about the slave camps and the people who were born in the slave camps and, you know, some of them escape and they tell these stories of, like, how weakened they let people get and then they, like, literally, like, people are eating rats and shit trying to stay alive.
02:16:15.000So people are like, if you ever see the video of people crying, it is the most ridiculous, overproduced, overacted nuttiness that you've ever seen in your life.
02:18:01.000And anybody that knows they're under the heel of the government like that, they're never going to prosper.
02:18:06.000So the economy is never going to be vital.
02:18:08.000It's never going to be like, no one's going to be out there trying to make shit happen and kick ass and take names and, you know, and keep the economy energized.
02:18:28.000Just like you and I are taking fucking southwest to San Jose and having a good time and fucking driving to Vegas and waving at people at the gas station.
02:18:36.000These fucking people on another part of the world right now are living a horror movie.
02:18:53.000They have nuclear power, machine guns, tanks, and they're all willing to walk in a straight line with their lifting their leg up at the same time.
02:24:34.000It was like when we went there, people were like, you could noticeably see that there was like an extra effort that people made to be nice to people.
02:26:06.000Barry Nelson was the first one in 1954, even before Sean Connery.
02:26:10.000So Sean Connery was 62 to 1971, and again, he came back, don't call it a comeback, in 83. Took a 12-year hiatus and then came back with a new wig.
02:33:39.000And when I talk to somebody, and when you talk to somebody, you might not like something about them, but just the people they admire, you understand where they come from.
02:33:46.000We were talking about this earlier when somebody insults you on Twitter, and you go to their page and go, I get it!
02:35:20.000In Nashville itself, it's safe, but when I was there, I was talking about how you drive 50 miles in any direction, and you're in a zombie movie.
02:37:21.000Because sometimes I think New York is more healthy, but in being there just for over a couple of days and comparing the pace of certain places I've been to, like Boulder, and then comparing it to New York and dealing with the people, I can't say it's like New York people are shitty people.
02:38:04.000I think there's a certain number of people, when you get stuck in a certain amount of traffic, in a certain amount of lines, a certain amount of waiting, a certain amount of frustration, it's not worth it.
02:38:12.000Everybody, everybody in this fucking room right now, at one time or another, Their voices got loud with somebody at some point.
02:38:21.000That's the answer to why people are rude.
02:41:14.000And the whole entertainment industry, this is the main hub of it.
02:41:20.000You're going to get a lot of cool people too.
02:41:23.000Look at all the cool people that we know that all live here.
02:41:25.000Look at how many cool friends we have that all live here.
02:41:27.000You get a lot of goddamn cool people too.
02:41:29.000You get people that have gotten through the whole thing and sort of figured it out and relaxed and settled in and then, you know, understood how to work within the parameters of the business without getting caught up in it and becoming, you know, one of those weird lost Hollywood type people.
02:42:49.000Well, I think for us, there's like, first of all, This is the only place where there's such a conglomeration of those people.
02:42:58.000So if you live your whole life and you never come in contact with them, it can be kind of shocking when you're around a bunch of actors or a bunch of Hollywood types.
02:43:07.000But one of the real problems is there's not any other business that's looked at like that prominently here.
02:47:34.000Well, I was in New York this past weekend for the upfronts for SyFy for this new show that I'm doing that I can now talk about that I don't get in trouble called Joe Rogan Questions Everything.
02:53:20.000I'd like to thank Stamps.com, you bad motherfuckers.
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