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00:04:26.000The truth couldn't be plainer She like a gangster boogie Her poppy calls a cookie Her friends call her a sad girl Cause a man went away And he ain't never coming back, girl Cry another tattoo tear I seen her at the market,
00:06:34.000We've seen her at the post office mailing a letter She sent her little money and she made him a sweater She's talking on a payphone and something upset her I really want to hold her,
00:09:19.000Came and did your podcast the first time, didn't do any music.
00:09:22.000I mean, people were still super loved, you know what I mean?
00:09:26.000And then that second time when I came and did music the first time, I kind of busted the cherry of the Joe Rogan show in the musical world also.
00:09:35.000You know, like, the reaction was ridiculous, man.
00:09:37.000I mean, we've been doing acoustic tours, like, you know what I mean?
00:09:40.000Like, literally, like, we toured all of Europe in the winter and sold out a lot of shows.
00:09:46.000There's a lot of Joe Rogan lovers out in Europe, too, man.
00:09:49.000But, you know, man, there's something really cool about acoustic music.
00:09:52.000There's something really cool about when you're doing a song and it's just you and your guitar and that's it, you know, or in a keyboard backup or whatever, when you're right there doing it live and raw like that, We're good to go.
00:10:24.000A dude with a guitar with a voice like yours and a guy who's always writing, man.
00:10:52.000But there is the honest side of it that it's like, if I don't wake up and hustle something out of nothing, out of thin air, you know, then rent might not get paid in six months.
00:11:18.000I was telling Ari Shafir that, you know, we were talking about, like, writing material.
00:11:22.000And we just, in the middle of the conversation, I realized, I'm like, you know, if you're an Ari Shafir fan, you're the only one who could deliver it.
00:13:07.000I mean, I don't know, maybe it's just my perception of things, but it seems like the less We are like that, like our country that used to be that kind of country, whenever people got into uproar, they'd protest.
00:13:18.000I mean, it happens, but let's keep it real, it doesn't happen like it used to.
00:13:23.000The more the rest of the world takes advantage of their freedom, like, the less we actually use ours at all.
00:16:01.000But then as I got older, I realized that it's just because I had a terrible experience with it.
00:16:05.000And if you look at a lot of the principles of religion, you've got to decipher the fact that people have been around for so long just telling stories.
00:16:11.000And by the time it gets written on paper, people try to twist things the way that they would like it to be when it comes to translations and things like that, and it goes in different languages.
00:16:20.000But the core of it all is people trying to figure out how to get along.
00:18:30.000100,000 people that listen to this or millions of people that listen to this and, you know, you can't have a reasonable argument with every single one of them.
00:18:39.000Well, I think that the idea of the organization, like, when you put something into a giant organization and you set rules up, all of a sudden things get weird.
00:18:47.000You know, that's when people get into power and the influence gets manipulated and, you know...
00:18:52.000Like, I tell people all the time, you consider me Muslim, but I'll go out tonight with you and we'll drink three whiskeys.
00:20:05.000Does that prevent you from doing any kind of exercise?
00:20:07.000Well, recently, Joe, my engineer guy, one of my entourage, he's got hard into P90X. And he was doing P90X in the morning and Insanity at night.
00:22:03.000It's just treated as like, I mean, you should probably get in shape before you do it, but you could treat it as some sort of a mental exercise.
00:22:10.000Just put yourself through some torment.
00:22:12.000If I make that move I was telling you about, You know, I'll probably, you know, I'll be able to hit the Runyon Canyon run and walks and stuff like that.
00:25:55.000People were talking about it a while ago, like, on something.
00:26:00.000Maybe, maybe it's just the, maybe the media, you know, is picking up on it the second run around, you know.
00:26:06.000Maybe he talked about it before, but it's a recent thing because a lot of people think that apparently that it was like cigarettes or alcohol.
00:26:14.000Yeah, no, he thinks he had HPV in his throat, right?
00:27:04.000There was somewhere where there was a controversy where they were trying to make the girls, like somebody was trying to make girls get them, like, or make it mandatory.
00:27:13.000Well, you know, they give you, when inoculations, vaccinations for a kid, one of them they give you is Hepatitis B, which is, I think, mostly that's sexually transmittable.
00:28:47.000I remember, I was in my car, and I was driving to the gym, and I was listening to the radio, and they, I remember the fucking, the street I was turning on, when they said, Magic Johnson just announced that he's HIV positive.
00:28:58.000I was like, this is the, I was thinking this shit was the zombie apocalypse.
00:29:02.000I was like, him going on the radio and saying he's HIV positive, oh my god, Magic Johnson, one of the greatest basketball players of all time.
00:29:10.000We're all gonna die of AIDS. I'm saying, he's got AIDS? I was like, he's got AIDS? Holy shit, it's coming, man.
00:29:15.000I just anticipated a wave of AIDS that never arrived.
00:29:30.000Yeah, and these people that are dying of AIDS in Africa, that's a really fascinating thing as well because apparently – someone please tweet me and correct me if this is incorrect.
00:29:41.000But what I was told was that a lot of what they – when they release figures like X amount of people have AIDS – That doesn't mean X amount of people are even HIV positive.
00:29:51.000That means that they have the symptoms of AIDS. It means their immune system is fucked.
00:29:54.000So they see these people and whether it's from poor nutrition or a host of various diseases, they don't necessarily test every one of these people because it's expensive to do that.
00:30:03.000So apparently when you hear X amount of people have AIDS, That's a little on the rough side.
00:30:09.000It's a little bit of a rough estimate.
00:30:10.000Well, you know, it's just people are fucked.
00:30:18.000It's not just, you know, HIV. Like, goddamn Africa's got a host of fucking diseases, especially when you're poor and you're not eating anything.
00:30:25.000And then, like, I remember seeing something on a show once about, like, there was some certain tribe or...
00:30:31.000Area of Africa where they believed the cure for AIDS was to fuck a virgin.
00:30:54.000Witchcraft and burning people because they're witches and accusing people of witches and people doing things to help cure you of demonic possession.
00:31:04.000There's like a big business in it where they like cure children of demonic possession and they take them from their parents and require their parents come up with thousands and thousands of dollars to give to them.
00:31:15.000So the parents go fucking crazy and do anything they can to get the money to get their children back because this guy is claiming that this child is possessed by the devil.
00:31:22.000So if he doesn't do this exorcism, they'll kill this kid.
00:31:27.000It's a normal, common thing in Africa.
00:31:30.000I think I remember seeing something about that.
00:31:45.000Just like, you know, we're sitting here chilling in the valley, having ourselves a good old time, drinking coffee, kicking back, playing music.
00:31:52.000There's a dude out there who's like burning people because he says they're a witch.
00:31:56.000You know, that's all going on somewhere.
00:35:39.000So they issued a kill-on-sight order for these Nile crocodiles.
00:35:43.000As far as they know, they don't have a breeding population, but they've definitely been spotted in the Everglades, which is a fucking real problem.
00:35:52.000Florida, the fucking cock of the country.
00:35:54.000That place is crazy, filled with nutty white people who are on bath salts and they're fucking throwing snakes out their car window while they're driving down the street.
00:38:59.000You can just summon a boner while you're on it?
00:39:02.000I noticed the first day, it's just intense.
00:39:05.000Everything that happens close to your dick, it just makes a boner immediately.
00:39:09.000Today, it's more like if I start touching it or if Jamie starts kissing it with his pretty lips, then it would definitely shoot right back up.
00:39:18.000But it's not as sensitive to the point where I'm walking around like, God damn it, I have a boner right now, where the first day is.
00:39:24.000Third day, it's just kind of like you have to try a little harder, but when it's ready...
00:39:29.000Are you taking Viagra or Cialis or which one of them?
00:39:32.000Well, this was Black Power, which is...
00:40:14.000It's alright to borrow it temporarily, but the interest rates get higher the longer you hold on to it.
00:40:19.000That's what Tim Ferriss always says about biological lunch, that there's no free, biological free lunch.
00:40:25.000When you take something that has a very positive reaction, it also probably has some side effects that you're not really aware of that are equally powerful.
00:42:06.000But I remember when I got out of hospital, a really important thing to me was the doctor said, you can't have sex, so you could walk a flight of stairs.
00:48:11.000And that's when religion for me gets narrow-minded and I can't follow that path.
00:48:17.000So what you say is that you benefit from it?
00:48:20.000I benefit from the knowledge I've taken from it.
00:48:24.000I mean, you could say I'm Christian and Muslim because I've practiced both in my life.
00:48:32.000You were talking earlier about Catholicism.
00:48:35.000I was raised going to catechism school and all that, learning the lessons, and then at 14 I had what they call a confirmation.
00:48:45.000Which was you go before the bishop and you basically do this thing and it's like you're sort of bar mitzvah of a Christian in that symbolic way.
00:48:55.000We didn't get any checks or big parties.
00:49:08.000And I remember sitting there in the church and the guy anoints you with the thing and you say the words and I'm walking back and I sit down in my pew and I'm like, okay, it's going to happen.
00:50:12.000It's not a bad thing to have something like a Bible, but it's a bad thing to have some old shit that nobody truly understands and not have some just guidelines of how to live life and be a happy, healthy person.
00:50:28.000And don't necessarily say that they came...
00:58:54.000There's a lot of weird shit as to whether or not, you know, he was a victim or he was an asshole that he shouldn't have been doing in the first place.
00:59:01.000It's a very racially divisive issue, you know?
01:02:12.000You will have an experience when that marijuana spirit gets into your bloodstream.
01:02:17.000It gets into your system and gives you a little dance.
01:02:19.000And you can accept the fact that you were tuned into some other form of intelligence.
01:02:22.000You can accept the fact that there's something about this thing that's making ideas explode inside your brain that had never been there before.
01:02:30.000Or you can just fucking keep drinking coffee.
01:04:39.000I think it's cool for people to see that.
01:04:41.000I should have kept my fucking eyes closed is what I should have did.
01:04:43.000That's why I close my eyes a lot during performances because sometimes some motherfucker will turn around and do his Facebook photo shoot and selfie with me in the background in the middle of a concert.
01:09:55.000When you tell that story about, hey, they tried, that is so frustrating to me because it's always the case where people just, for whatever reason, they don't ever want to accept that a dude like you could do more than one different kind of thing, you know?
01:10:58.000I didn't know if I was going to make another record at all.
01:11:01.000You know, a friend called and said, come to New York, fuck record deals, fuck labels, just get in the studio and smoke some dope, see what happens.
01:11:09.000He heard me playing guitar in his living room one night and we gotta record that and this turns into that and what it's like is this and then...
01:11:18.000None of it was mapped out in some superior plan we didn't have.
01:11:25.000A lot of the best shit that happens is by accident.
01:11:39.000That's one of my all-time favorite songs.
01:11:41.000Dude, that song, before you even pick up the guitar, there's something about that song where you know when a dude sings something where there's an authentic pain being expressed.
01:12:04.000From Carlos Santana's motherfucking guitar, the 60 years of bullshit that guy's gone through in his life, 60 plus years, to all the shit you were going through when you wrote those lyrics and the way you were singing them, that's a fucking crispy song,
01:12:40.000Yeah, a lot of things happened at the same time where the accountant fucked me and then the hospital because the accountant fucked me, I canceled my insurance because I didn't have insurance.
01:12:48.000I had a hospital bill at like 400 grand.
01:12:51.000I went from overnight being like, Like I said, I had a few bucks, you know what I mean?
01:12:55.000Probably had like cash, maybe like half a milli or something, you know what I mean?
01:12:58.000You know how many people right now went, wait a minute, this motherfucker was depressed, he had half a million dollars?
01:13:05.000And then the next day, like I owed the government, like fucking, after they took all the bread, like I still owed like the government and hospitals like half a milli.
01:13:13.000So you went a million dollar swing in like a day.
01:19:23.000There was a thing in Wired Magazine years back where there was a guy who was using Russian technology and he was creating diamonds, significant ones, like up to two and three carats, I think.
01:19:32.000And they were also making different color ones, which are really rare, but they were able to make...
01:19:35.000I was just going to say, I have an old, like 20-year-old, like I have a canary yellow diamond pinky ring.
01:19:41.000It's really rare because it's natural, but nowadays it's like you can get them like...
01:19:45.000That's why all these guys have like rainbow fluorescent, like diamond...
01:19:49.000Well, that's all fake anyways, 90% of that shit.
01:20:34.000I know guys that want to know who they are and where they are.
01:20:36.000This is what's fucked up about the machine that makes the diamonds.
01:20:39.000I've talked to several women who have said this exact same thing.
01:20:42.000They say that those diamonds wouldn't be as valuable to them because they came from a machine, that they want the kind that comes from the ground.
01:20:49.000Even if it's just perfectly exactly duplicated.
01:21:01.000The only way you can tell is if they tell you.
01:21:03.000Like, they've taken these diamonds to gemologists, people who work in the diamond trade, the De Beers group, and they've looked at them, and they cannot distinguish these from perfect diamonds.
01:21:13.000Like, they can make a perfect diamond.
01:21:15.000So it's a real weird thing, but for women— That's why we lie to women.
01:21:20.000It's a real weird thing, but for women, that thing is that the one that's more valuable is the one they want.
01:23:17.000You know what I've really been getting into, man, though, recently?
01:23:19.000I've really been getting into old cars.
01:23:22.000Like, when I look at, like, there's something to me, like, I went for a long time, I didn't dig old cars, because I had a bad experience with a car I had built, I had a 1970 Barracuda built.
01:23:34.000If you could get them to run and drive them around, they're so much more satisfying.
01:23:38.000If you could actually get a 1969 Camaro and drive that motherfucker around, you could actually get it to the point where you could actually drive it, make sure that it stops when you want it to, and make sure the blinkers work and all that bullshit.
01:23:49.000If you could get it shook down to that point, you're in a goddamn time machine.
01:23:55.000You're driving around in a working piece of art that sounds like a giant dick roaring as it goes down the street.
01:24:04.000Yeah, I have one old car I want to build, but I haven't found the right one yet.
01:25:01.000I remember the day I bought it, I went and picked up my homie, and we were just going around, like, the residential neighborhood, and I was like, watch this.
01:25:07.000And I was doing, like, 50. And just dead made a right.
01:31:11.000Like, they make it much more safe to drive.
01:31:12.000Those cars are thinking while you're driving.
01:31:14.000The thing that bothers me, though, I love that, but the thing that bothers me is that you miss out on this feel when you're driving a steering wheel that doesn't have power steering, and you're hitting brakes that you feel the brakes lock up.
01:31:28.000You have more of a connection to a car, those old cars.
01:31:36.000I like driving it and driving it fast because every once in a while, even though it's that smooth and cool and everything, you're so low, you feel every bump.
01:31:44.000And then also every once in a while, you do something wild enough that makes you realize you've got to be scared a little bit.
01:31:49.000Women will never understand, and dudes who have never driven cars like that will never understand either.
01:33:23.000I would never, again, the reason I started talking with it is I would never, I mean, that is about my limit of where I would spend on a car.
01:33:29.000It's not understated because it's a pretty audacious car, but it's classy.
01:36:38.000No, she got very upset that she was getting something thrown at her.
01:36:40.000And then she went and picked it up and was like, he threw...
01:36:42.000And it was like, fucking, these are $100 bills.
01:36:46.000This sounds like a movie in the 1980s, and you would wind up sleeping with her that night, and she would regret it because you were in a band, and you were in a bus, and you were on the road.
01:37:13.000Like, if you go to a legitimate comedy club and people start mouthing off, the security guy will come over and tell them, look, you're going to have to leave.
01:37:33.000There was a night where it was, you were back, like, if you went in there, you'd see a bunch of shit comics, but you were guaranteed almost that some large cat would walk in and do something.
01:39:17.000They're living on the edge, man, you know?
01:39:20.000Yeah, but letting dudes punch you in the head like that, that is no bueno.
01:39:23.000I bet you all them dudes, I mean, as sad as that Ryan Dunn thing is, I wonder if, like, in the scheme of the story of life, if that's the better death or if you would have made it to 90 and been boring and decrepit.
01:39:36.000Because they live that life, you know what I mean?
01:39:37.000As much as they get paid to do that shit, there was a time when they weren't.
01:39:40.000I think one of the first things, either Bam, I think it was Knoxville, didn't he shoot himself with a.44 Magnum?
01:39:46.000He put a bulletproof vest on and had somebody shoot him.
01:39:49.000I think nobody would shoot him, so I think he wound up doing it himself.
01:41:00.000And a lot of people, once you get a job...
01:41:01.000Well, people will say the same thing when the big one hits here.
01:41:03.000And it's like, well, how could you live there knowing that was going to eventually come?
01:41:06.000But my point is, once you get a job as a rodeo clown, that's how you pay your fucking bills.
01:41:09.000That's how you pay your fucking bills, man.
01:41:11.000It's hard to jump off that rodeo clown thing where you're getting, you know, $1,500 a week or whatever the fuck those guys are getting and then try to get a job where you get $400 a week.
01:41:57.000I remember something like on Real Sports or something like that where they went and really filmed and checked out a football game and how fucked up they are before and after and that the cops don't really do much.
01:42:08.000They just let all these people, like thousands of people leave those football games.
01:42:33.000You go to the Dodger Stadium, there's not people fucking in the parking lot fucking raging, barbecuing, and having four cases of beer sitting outside their RV. Yeah.
01:43:42.000Well, I mean, how could you be illegal and be like, you know, I'm talking about ones I would have heard of are all over the television and stuff like that.
01:44:13.000I mean, they're essentially, they took their business away with law.
01:44:17.000People were spending money, and people were gambling and doing what they want to do with their money, and these guys were collecting millions.
01:45:15.000I'm sure they're getting their rake of that.
01:45:17.000Yeah, and I'm sure the local casinos probably weren't very happy with it either.
01:45:20.000You know, the card casinos that were making a lot of money having people come in and play poker, all of a sudden you can be naked playing poker at home.
01:45:27.000Yeah, there's a couple right down here, like Bell Gardens and a few places.
01:45:30.000Yeah, so I'm sure those people must have lost money.
01:45:33.000There has to be some reasons why they would limit your freedom to gamble.
01:48:00.000Yeah, I mean, people get better at all the subtle nuances of anything they attempt, whether it's stand-up comedy or playing music or anything.
01:48:07.000I would imagine that if you interact with people playing a card game for high stakes for a long period of time, you'd probably smell some shit on people when they were full of shit.
01:49:39.000There's also one other side of it too.
01:49:40.000I think a lot of people's emotional and problems stuff is not realizing that everybody's exactly like you.
01:49:46.000Even though you think you're a thing or whatever's wrong with you or whatever you think or that crazy whatever thing that happens to you is only happening to you and you're embarrassed.
01:49:53.000There's a lot of things like that that people don't realize every single body has experienced on some level.
01:50:26.000When you look at society and you look at shit like what's going down in Turkey and the clampdown on the internet where the government's worried about people being able to rise and the Second Amendment debates and all the shit that's going on.
01:50:38.000How do you see this fucking thing turning out when you look at our world?
01:50:44.000I don't think a lot of it matters, man.
01:51:01.000I mean, I'm not an expert, but the fuels that we use so rapidly right now can't be infinite.
01:51:09.000You want to hear something interesting?
01:51:09.000I talked to a weather scientist, and he told me that even if we chopped down every tree in the world, we'd still have a couple million years of air.
01:51:49.000I would have never figured out how to make a regular engine and I'm never going to figure out how to make a fucking electric engine either.
01:51:54.000I can shoot my gun and I can reload bullets.
01:51:57.000For sure there's some people way smarter than me that are looking at all these problems and the same sort of genius that allowed people to get to the point where we have flying metal tubes that take you from New York to Paris in five hours.
01:52:08.000You're going to have the same kind of shit with everything.
01:52:12.000People are going to eventually innovate past where we're at.
01:52:20.000I think it's going to change, but I don't think the lights are going to go out.
01:52:23.000They might go out for a little while and then come back on.
01:52:26.000I mean, at any point in time, there could be a series of colossal disasters, natural disasters.
01:52:31.000And we just look at the history of the world that we know about.
01:52:33.000For sure, there's been some, at least, I think there's four or five extinction events that have been marked throughout history that we know of right now.
01:52:41.000And pretending we know everything that happened over the Four point whatever billion years of the Earth's time, at this point, there's a lot of shit they don't know.
01:52:50.000Are we getting into ancient aliens again?
01:53:15.000I've said many, many times, if I could get rid of one thing, like, I think for every great thing the internet's done, there's a thousand slimy, scummy, fucking, awful, rotten things about it.
01:53:36.000It enabled thievery on levels that, you know, I never would have imagined in, like, 1995. Thievery meaning people illegally downloaded songs.
01:53:45.000Yeah, not only that, okay, and then let's just go with the, you know, small things like, you know, back, you know, maybe in the 90s, if there was a guy who liked fucking pigs, you know what I mean, he'd be a lone fucking wolf somewhere that, you know, would never really act on it or anything.
01:53:58.000Now there's probably, you could probably find a website dedicated to it.
01:56:18.000You ever see that documentary, My Brother's Keeper?
01:56:21.000It's a documentary about these dudes who were like, they were like a little slow, and they lived on a farm, and one of them I think was accused of murder, and it was like real weird whether or not they could defend themselves in court, whether they could, you know, they were a little mentally challenged, but they were running this farm, and there's a scene in the farm where he has to kill a pig,
01:56:38.000and he pulls out the shotgun, and the pig goes, fuck!
01:56:41.000And the pig just scrambles left and right.
01:56:44.000That pig knows exactly what the fuck is going on.
01:57:05.000You fall into, if you're like feeding pigs and you fall in there, they'll eat you.
01:57:08.000That's like number one way that farmers die.
01:57:11.000It was like one of those Dr. Baden autopsy things where they did this whole thing on this lady that had a pig farm and just murder husbands and throw their bodies in the pit.
01:57:40.000Yeah, he made a doll out of her and put a little rubber hole down where her vagina was so he could fuck her, covered with cases and cases of perfume because she was rotting.
01:57:50.000And he would fix parts of her with wax.
01:57:52.000Yeah, and wasn't he like a doctor or some shit?
01:57:54.000Yeah, he was like a doctor, I remember.
01:57:55.000Oh, he was so in love with her that he took her body.
01:58:28.000Don't you think with what you're talking about, with people realizing that one consciousness, realizing that do unto others as you would have them do to you, you lead a healthy, happy life.
01:58:39.000We're all calming down and connecting in this thing.
01:58:42.000It's all building toward this crescendo.
01:58:44.000And if it reaches that one state where all of a sudden, whether it's a technology or whether it's just the human body evolving to a next level, I mean, maybe that's a few generations away.
01:59:07.000I think the connectivity of the internet gives you through social media, I think it's almost like sticking your finger through like, you know, you can't get to the outside, but you can like poke your finger through this like gelatinous sort of shield that separates the two worlds.
01:59:33.000We're using computers in order, you know, we're sending like ones and zeros to each other and we're connecting, but we're doing all this through this artificial shit.
01:59:40.000I think eventually this artificial shit, this is just a bridge to some sort of technological freedom.
01:59:45.000This is a bridge towards some next step.
01:59:47.000Are you saying something will be implanted within us?
02:01:11.000And sometimes it's not even your own fault.
02:01:13.000You're just stuck in a shit spot with a douchebag dad and a mother who's a fucking cocaine addict or whatever.
02:01:18.000Fill in the blank with your own troubles and dilemmas.
02:01:21.000But I think that ultimately there's so many cool people and so many nice people and people that want other people to be happy that I just feel like that's the trend.
02:02:17.000It just, it needs to be, like when you were talking about Islam and about the messages of Islam, they rang true in your mind and they made sense to you and you felt like it was this conglomeration of wisdom, so to say, right?
02:02:39.000And I think that with technology at the helm, I think it's possible for that to influence it as well.
02:02:45.000I think the connectivity that we all share and the inevitable ability to exchange information freely, without a computer, without anything, just connect to people freely.
02:04:00.000I think doing this podcast has helped shape that window.
02:04:03.000You know, that window, those ideas I've always sort of had somewhere in the back of my mind and then slowly reinforced by other people that I met that shared or an even more evolved version of that idea.
02:04:13.000But doing this podcast and running into so many nice people, so many cool people.
02:04:16.000So many people that are just genuinely, like, happy.
02:04:19.000And, like, if you were my neighbor, you know, that would be a beautiful thing.
02:04:23.000Like, if you were my neighbor and he was one of my other neighbors, I would want him, like, two houses down.
02:04:28.000So I bet that motherfucker's a screamer.
02:04:30.000Like, to have a real community like that, if you really look at it, like, if everybody was, like, your favorite people, boy, the world would be fucking amazing.
02:04:39.000The world would just be a bunch of people being friendly with each other, exchanging things, doing work, doing whatever the fuck you have to do.
02:04:46.000You pay me for this and I do that for you.
02:04:47.000But if everybody was – there's got to be a way where at least on a mass scale that can be the majority of people.
02:04:58.000I don't think it's inhibited by finances.
02:05:00.000I don't think it's inhibited by resources.
02:05:02.000I think it's inhibited by people understanding that they can live a different kind of life.
02:05:07.000And I think that's where something like a guy like you talking out about it and a guy like you expressing your ideas.
02:05:13.000Like some kid right now who's a big Everlast fan is in his car and he's, you know, listening to this and he's hearing your take on things and maybe he'll pick up a book on religion.
02:05:21.000Maybe he'll pick up a book on philosophy.
02:05:23.000Maybe he'll, you know, maybe he'll stop one pattern of thinking and introduce himself to a couple other patterns and those in turn will shape the future of his thinking.
02:08:32.000You know, a joke you could fuck up in the middle of it and sort of like re-rail it.
02:08:35.000And you even go on a tangent about the fuck up and you're okay.
02:08:39.000Well, like I said, for me, it's all pictures and one kind of cross-circuited.
02:08:43.000And so honestly, what happened was, is my hand started playing one song and I was saying words from another.
02:08:48.000And then it was all, it was like just jumbled garbage.
02:08:52.000You know, I would really be fascinated if someone who was a memory expert could talk to you about how you organize thoughts, like how you memorize things.
02:09:01.000I bet people could learn a lot because you've got not just words.
02:09:05.000You've got words that correspond to melodies, correspond to musical notes, and you have it all arranged.
02:09:12.000And I'm sure you've morphed it, so you've probably had several versions of each song as they've sort of evolved inside your head.
02:09:19.000How many fucking songs do you have in your head right now?
02:09:22.000How many songs could you reliably play?
02:10:11.000Did you take any shit when you moved from rap to, like, this sort of bluesy style of music?
02:10:17.000Nah, because I think some people are growing up with me, and I've never really, I was part of La Coco, and I'm sure that was a little rap collective, you know, and every one of my records has something hip-hop related.
02:10:27.000I still kind of consider myself hip-hop artist, you know, I just evolved into what I'm doing, you know.
02:10:32.000Anybody who's down with La Coca Nostra, just that name, I don't want to get in an argument with any of those dudes.
02:10:38.000I don't want to be in an argument with anybody who's in something called La Coca Nostra.
02:10:42.000That seems like there's a lot of drama that would come with that.
02:10:52.000I think it came from one day, like, where before I joined the group, there was a couple of the guys who liked it a little bit, you know?
02:10:58.000And they were talking, like, in the studio one day, like, yo, we're getting along great, it's like La Cosa Nostra, and Danny Boy, like, was sober, and he was like, yeah, more like La Coca Nostra, and kind of coined the name right there.
02:11:27.000I mean, I did a couple times in my life, but it never became...
02:11:30.000I always knew I had a little heart thing, so I always kind of was like, you know, the meths and the cocaines and even the ecstasy and stuff like that, I stayed heavily away from all that.
02:12:03.000Well, they make American Cokes, the little, sorry, but the little eight ounce are American.
02:12:06.000You can find Mexican ones, but I'll drink the little American ones, too.
02:12:09.000If you want to really change what you drink, and you really want to drink a lot of water, just think about how delicious water would be if it was rare as fuck.
02:13:14.000Yeah, but they stopped selling them in Ohio.
02:13:15.000They stopped selling all bottles for a while.
02:13:18.000And they just recently, maybe like seven years ago, brought back the little baby bottles in Ohio.
02:13:23.000So I used to go to antique stores and buy the old bottles and then fill them up with Coke and put them in my refrigerator because I'm a psycho.
02:15:07.000I mean, they don't sell Coke, but they do sell to...
02:15:10.000They take the process of converting whatever the fuck is in the coca leaves into some sort of a flavonoid, some sort of a plant-based taste.
02:15:21.000And they take that, and it's one of the ingredients of Coke that makes it taste weird.
02:15:24.000And for the longest time, it was actually cocaine.
02:17:16.000I got it because some guy I knew that was a sneaker freak like me, he worked for sparklets, and he delivered a sparklet to a dentist or a doctor's office.
02:17:28.000And as he was delivering it, he went out the back and he saw they had a fucking case of it, and he grabbed like four of them.
02:18:07.000But does it make you want to, is it one of those things where it makes you want to get more?
02:18:09.000No, I didn't, like, after that five day, I did it a few times after that, lightly within a drink or something, but, like, that five days, I was going, like, straight.
02:20:41.000What's so unfair if you know the history of people, too, it's not like they didn't know that people have been, like, rused by charlatans, all these fucking late night preachers that are trying to get people to donate money.
02:20:50.000They've been doing it for years and years and years.
02:20:52.000They already knew that there was a certain percentage of the population that were, like, super easily manipulated.
02:21:27.000I mean, I could go out right now, legitimately, right now, by the end of, well, it's probably late today, but by the end of the day tomorrow, I could have probably five prescriptions for painkillers if I really want them.
02:21:36.000Well, today in California, there's a database.
02:21:38.000So you could probably go to different doctors and maybe get different things prescribed, maybe?
02:22:11.000There's not a database that they can say, hey, Mr. Wilson, I see you've had 10,000 OxyContin prescriptions from different doctors this year.
02:22:18.000So because of that, Florida sells more OxyContin than the whole country.
02:22:24.000Like, literally, I think that the numbers for how much...
02:22:53.000Well, either way, I'll look for it while we're talking, but the reality is that there's a lot of fucking people that take that shit and they're gone.
02:23:17.000In Florida alone, almost 3,000 people died of an overdose in 2009, 2010. The majority of these people had legal prescriptions, medications in their systems at the time of death.
02:23:47.000This show was really scary because one of the guys on the show, his wife, had died of an overdose, and he got high before he called the cops.
02:23:53.000His wife was lying next to him cold and blue, and this motherfucker got high before he called the ambulance.
02:24:12.000I would take half a Vicodin, my rule was a half a Vicodin, and then I'd have a few whiskeys and it'd be almost the same feeling as that cropped syrup.
02:26:35.000Well, you know, my whole life, when I was a young man, was all dedicated to martial arts, and the last thing I ever wanted to do was get in a violent altercation with a girl.
02:32:09.000Hopefully, according to Joe Rogan's window.
02:32:11.000If there's any sign, if there's any proof that culture is evolving, it's the proof in our record of culture, our songs, our movies, our stand-up comedy.
02:32:21.000You want to see the evolution of culture?
02:32:24.000In stand-up comedy, it's a good microcosm.
02:32:27.000It's a good way to look at the evolution of culture.
02:32:28.000Go back and try to watch some old comedy from the 1950s and 60s.
02:35:44.000All you children, leave your lights on.
02:35:51.000Leave your lights on, cause there's a monster living under my bed.
02:36:02.000Whispering in my ear There's an angel With a hand on my ear You say I got nothing to fear There's a darkness That's living deep in my soul Still got a bridge to serve So
02:36:33.000let your light shine to the beds of my home.
02:37:25.000Head now, head now Head now Head now Head now Head down,
02:43:37.000You suit me away from my robes to cross Kneel me down, you watch me bleed Lay my head against the earth And my body like a sea You can't always get the things you want Well,
02:44:06.000you deserve me for what you need Fill my hope with precious dirt Till the soil plucks the weeds Pluck the weeds,
02:44:22.000girl, and watch me shine Like the world, my Lord, today Come on, watch me shine Come on,
02:44:45.000watch me shine Come on, watch me shine Come on, watch me shine Boom!