The Joe Rogan Experience - August 02, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #380 - Tony Hinchcliffe


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 11 minutes

Words per Minute

182.07657

Word Count

23,937

Sentence Count

2,556

Misogynist Sentences

80


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the new 72lb kettlebell that looks like a gorilla and has a big fat handle on it. It s a badass piece of exercise equipment, and if you ve never worked out with it before, this episode is for you! We also talk about how to get started with kettlebells and how to make sure you don t get hurt by them. And we have a new t-shirt from Brian Redman that's going up for pre-order today! Don t miss it! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your stuff, and we'll send you a bunch of links to all the awesome stuff we mentioned in this episode. Thanks to our sponsor, Onnit! Onnit is a human performance website dedicated to strength and conditioning equipment dedicated to human performance, including the new primal bells, the new Kettlebells that come in the form of gorillas and chimpanzees, and the new kettlebell with a big, fat handle! This episode is brought to you by Onnit, a Human Performance website. Use the code ROGAN for 10% off your first purchase, and you get 10% OFF your first pack! Subscribe to Onnit and save 10% on your first order of Onnit products! We're also giving you access to all kinds of gear, including: Onnit T-shirts, hoodies, workout gear, and more! and hoodies! Thank you so much for supporting the podcast, we really appreciate it. We really appreciate all the support us, we appreciate you, we can t wait to do this! - The Jerks! XOXO, we're working on making this episode better than we can do it. - Thank you. We'll see you next week! Cheers! - The Godfather, Dom Herrera - Kevin Pereira and we hope you enjoy this episode! (and we'll see ya in the next episode with a new episode of the next one, so don't forget to check us out! xoxo. Love ya, bye! - KIDZayde, Kevin, Kristy, Brian, JUICY, JB, and KEVIN, RAY, and GABY, RYAN, and BABY. XO, MURPHY!


Transcript

00:00:04.000 Hello, freak bitches.
00:00:06.000 That's right, we're back.
00:00:08.000 Ooh, ah.
00:00:09.000 Mixing it up.
00:00:11.000 Props to Dom Herrera.
00:00:12.000 Ooh, ah.
00:00:13.000 Whenever you say, ooh, ah.
00:00:14.000 Ooh.
00:00:15.000 Got to give props to the Godfather.
00:00:18.000 This episode is brought to you by Onnit.com.
00:00:21.000 Onnit is, if you've never heard it before, about it before, a human performance website.
00:00:25.000 It's all supplements and strength and conditioning equipment dedicated to human performance, including the new primal bells, the new kettle bells that come in the form of gorillas and chimpanzees.
00:00:36.000 This is just the beginning.
00:00:37.000 We have a bunch of different designs coming out.
00:00:39.000 The new gorilla one just came out, and it's fucking badass.
00:00:43.000 It's 72 pounds.
00:00:44.000 It's a badass workout.
00:00:46.000 It's got a big fat handle on it.
00:00:48.000 And if you've never worked out with kettlebells and you buy something like this, let it be a goal.
00:00:52.000 Don't have it be your main piece of exercise equipment because if you have never lifted kettlebells before and you don't understand it, 70 pounds is a lot of weight to swing around.
00:01:02.000 So...
00:01:03.000 I would start with light and do it correctly.
00:01:07.000 And if you can, if you can afford to, get a trainer or get someone who knows how to do it to show you the movements.
00:01:12.000 Just film it on your phone and then watch it.
00:01:15.000 You don't want to hurt yourself.
00:01:16.000 So if you're doing anything that is involving strength and conditioning, the main piece of advice that I always give people is learn what you're doing.
00:01:26.000 Do it correctly.
00:01:28.000 Learn from someone and then pay attention to your form.
00:01:31.000 It's the most important thing.
00:01:32.000 If you get sloppy, that's when people get hurt.
00:01:34.000 And you don't want to get hurt when you're swinging around a 72-pound kettlebell bitch, all right?
00:01:38.000 Especially one that looks like a gorilla.
00:01:40.000 You'll feel so weak and fleshy already.
00:01:44.000 We have all kinds of shit.
00:01:45.000 Battle ropes, maces, and club bells, and there's a fantastic series of strength and conditioning DVDs, especially the ones that I can recommend.
00:01:54.000 The Extreme Kettle...
00:01:55.000 Excuse me.
00:01:57.000 Extreme...
00:01:57.000 Extreme.
00:01:58.000 Do I know how to talk?
00:01:59.000 Extreme Kettlebell Cardio Workout DVD 1 and 2. There are these fucking incredible workouts by this maniac named Keith Weber.
00:02:08.000 This guy's a nut.
00:02:09.000 He's on the beach doing this workout that literally makes you want to just stop breathing.
00:02:14.000 It's incredible.
00:02:16.000 It'll kick your ass with a 45-pounder, or a 35-pounder even.
00:02:19.000 He uses a 45-pounder, though, in the video.
00:02:21.000 Fantastic shit.
00:02:22.000 Go to Onnit.com.
00:02:23.000 Any of the supplements, if you use the code name ROGAN, you save 10% off...
00:02:28.000 Any of the groovy shit.
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00:02:33.000 We're also brought to you by deskwad.tv.
00:02:36.000 If you don't know what deskwad.tv is, that's where little Brian Redman has his cute little t-shirts for sale.
00:02:42.000 Including deskwad t-shirt number three, which you can pre-order today.
00:02:48.000 I like it the best.
00:02:49.000 It's the coolest one.
00:02:50.000 The last two, though, they're definitely getting more complex and weird.
00:02:53.000 And this is a weird fucking shirt that Brian makes.
00:02:57.000 Also, he has a podcast network, Death Squad Podcast Network, that has...
00:03:02.000 My pal Tony Hinchcliffe was here!
00:03:03.000 Boom!
00:03:04.000 Hello!
00:03:05.000 He's on Kill Tony, is that podcast, along with Kevin Pereira's amazing podcast, Pointless, and a couple other podcasts that Brian does, but you can catch them all and all the information on DeathSquad.tv, including the pre-sale order of those t-shirts.
00:03:21.000 My t-shirts, higherprimate.com, are restocked.
00:03:23.000 So go to higherprimate.com, get yourself some psychedelic chimpanzee shirts.
00:03:27.000 Everybody wants one.
00:03:28.000 And Tony motherfucking Hinchcliffe.
00:03:31.000 Don't you have something going on, dude?
00:03:33.000 Yeah, right there.
00:03:34.000 That's you.
00:03:34.000 Merch.
00:03:35.000 Is that TonyHinchcliffe.com?
00:03:36.000 Yeah, that is.
00:03:37.000 Oh my goodness.
00:03:38.000 You sexy bitch.
00:03:38.000 Look at you staring down the camera with confidence.
00:03:41.000 You're not trying to be wacky.
00:03:42.000 You're just dangerous.
00:03:43.000 I love it.
00:03:44.000 You're radical.
00:03:45.000 What is your shirt?
00:03:45.000 What are you selling?
00:03:46.000 It's a new Equation t-shirt.
00:03:48.000 It's my first t-shirt.
00:03:49.000 And I got together with a designer and gave him some wild notes about different things about me.
00:03:55.000 And he had this idea to make it look like a chalkboard.
00:03:57.000 And it's really cool.
00:03:58.000 And they're selling.
00:03:59.000 And it's exciting.
00:04:00.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:04:01.000 Dude, get me one of those.
00:04:02.000 Definitely.
00:04:03.000 Will do.
00:04:03.000 What size?
00:04:04.000 XL. You got it.
00:04:05.000 Or large if you think I'm sexy.
00:04:08.000 If you want it to be tight, you know what I'm saying?
00:04:10.000 Probably be a good one to go tight with.
00:04:12.000 Woo!
00:04:14.000 Girls would be like, is that the Hinchcliffe equation?
00:04:16.000 Yeah.
00:04:17.000 Oh my god, the way he stares down the camera and his website, he just gets so wet.
00:04:21.000 He's so gangster.
00:04:23.000 Look at how he looks at you.
00:04:24.000 He gives zero fucks.
00:04:26.000 Look at him.
00:04:27.000 He's just so confident.
00:04:28.000 And that's on the back between the shoulders, so anybody that's behind you sees me looking right at him.
00:04:33.000 So that's...
00:04:34.000 For those paying attention, deathsquad.tv, higherprimate.com, TonyHinchcliffe.com, boom, shallock, lock, boom.
00:04:41.000 All right, Brian, cue the music.
00:04:43.000 Let's get this party rolling.
00:04:46.000 The Joe Rogan experience.
00:04:48.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
00:04:54.000 Sweet baby Jesus.
00:04:56.000 Tony Hinchcliffe is in the house today.
00:04:59.000 Oh yeah.
00:05:00.000 Tony Hinchcliffe, how's your life?
00:05:02.000 Great, man.
00:05:03.000 Having fun and kicking butt.
00:05:05.000 Kicking butt?
00:05:06.000 I hardly believe people when they say kicking butt.
00:05:08.000 You say I'm kicking ass, I'll take you seriously.
00:05:10.000 You say kicking butt, I'm like, what are you doing?
00:05:13.000 Partying with old ladies, beating them at things?
00:05:16.000 How are you kicking butt?
00:05:17.000 Just staying busy.
00:05:20.000 It's my favorite thing to do, is just stay busy.
00:05:24.000 What about kicking butt?
00:05:27.000 Well, you know what?
00:05:28.000 I'm going to rephrase it.
00:05:29.000 I've been kicking ass.
00:05:30.000 There you go.
00:05:31.000 Thank you very much.
00:05:32.000 Thank you very much.
00:05:32.000 I appreciate that.
00:05:33.000 I appreciate also all the people that have sent comments, pro and negative, about the new sci-fi TV show.
00:05:41.000 I appreciate all your input.
00:05:42.000 I think this is a rare time where people get to give input about things they see online, whether it's a stand-up comedy show or a...
00:05:53.000 It's important that people get to talk about stuff and tell me what sucks.
00:05:58.000 I want to know.
00:05:59.000 It's not perfect.
00:06:01.000 No shows are perfect, man.
00:06:03.000 It's hard.
00:06:03.000 It's hard to do a television show that's perfect.
00:06:05.000 It's also hard to do a television show like this where you're squeezing hours of information and hours of conversations into like 40 plus minutes.
00:06:13.000 But one of the things that I've found is that people are so fucking attached to the shit they believe.
00:06:20.000 They're so attached.
00:06:22.000 And the big one that people are mad at me now is chemtrails.
00:06:26.000 Because we had an episode that kind of debunked chemtrails.
00:06:30.000 And it didn't debunk all chemtrails.
00:06:32.000 This is what people need to understand.
00:06:34.000 And this is really important.
00:06:35.000 First of all, I don't work for the government.
00:06:37.000 But if I did work for the government, I probably wouldn't tell you.
00:06:39.000 But I don't.
00:06:40.000 I don't.
00:06:41.000 I'm a fucking...
00:06:42.000 Come on.
00:06:43.000 I'm a pot-smoking fucking cage-fighting commentator.
00:06:45.000 I'm not working for the government.
00:06:46.000 Stop it.
00:06:47.000 Don't be silly.
00:06:48.000 You would be the perfect person.
00:06:50.000 Perfect shill.
00:06:51.000 The perfect shill.
00:06:52.000 What people are seeing, for the most part, when you see these contrails, these trails behind jets that become artificial clouds...
00:07:00.000 The way it's been explained to me by not just one but numerous scientists is that when jet engines pass through various levels of condensation, it creates different effects.
00:07:12.000 And if a jet engine passes through Sky that has enough condensation, it will literally change the temperature of the sky, stir it up, and create a cloud.
00:07:23.000 And it's a lingering cloud behind the jet.
00:07:26.000 And if you're looking at it, it looks like someone's spraying artificial clouds.
00:07:30.000 And you get this feeling like, oh my god, they're spraying clouds.
00:07:33.000 I saw them, and I saw some of the documentaries on them, and there was a Quite a bit of time before I was looking at it.
00:07:41.000 I was like, it doesn't make sense.
00:07:43.000 But is it possible that they're really spraying artificial clouds out of all these planes?
00:07:47.000 And then you talk to people that tell you that these are military planes and this is a constant geothermal engineering exercise.
00:07:55.000 But then when you find out that it is possible to put a jet engine through various levels of condensation and create these clouds, like scientifically proven, 100%.
00:08:04.000 You've got to go, okay, well that's 100%.
00:08:06.000 If that's 100%, is there a way to tell when they're going to leave contrails and when they're not?
00:08:10.000 Turns out there is.
00:08:11.000 There's a NASA website.
00:08:12.000 You go to the NASA website, it shows you where there's condensation, where there will be contrails, and it's for pilots so they can see better.
00:08:18.000 It's for people that are trying to observe the sky.
00:08:20.000 There's a bunch of reasons why they monitor this shit.
00:08:22.000 They know when contrails are going to exist and when they're not.
00:08:25.000 In 1942, the government was trying to figure out what the fuck was going on, because they first started having planes involved in World War II, and they put out a paper on what they called persistent condensation trails, and that is these lines that were behind these planes,
00:08:42.000 and their conclusion was that it's a natural part of what happens to the atmosphere when a plane flies by, and that sometimes they last and sometimes they don't, based on how much moisture is in the atmosphere.
00:08:52.000 1942 they did this.
00:08:55.000 So this is something that has been scientifically able to be explained for a long time.
00:08:58.000 That said, now this is where everybody gets crazy.
00:09:03.000 I'm sure the government, or let's just say people that are evil.
00:09:07.000 Let's not just say the government, because it's probably not even the government now.
00:09:10.000 It's probably the government of the past, which you can't blame the people now.
00:09:12.000 You can blame them on a lot of shit, but you can't blame them for shit that happened in the 50s.
00:09:16.000 For sure, people have sprayed things out of planes.
00:09:19.000 100%.
00:09:19.000 It's definitely happened.
00:09:21.000 For sure, you're dealing with a power structure that values money over certain aspects of humanity.
00:09:27.000 For sure.
00:09:28.000 100%.
00:09:29.000 But we've got to be honest.
00:09:30.000 About what's happening and what's not happening.
00:09:33.000 Southwest is not spraying artificial clouds.
00:09:35.000 They're accidentally making them in a natural byproduct of a jet engine passing through condensation.
00:09:42.000 But it doesn't mean that people haven't done evil shit in the past.
00:09:46.000 It just means that's what that is.
00:09:48.000 And people are getting so fucking mad at me on Twitter and calling me a shill and a government agent and thinking that somehow or another I'm changing the truth because I want to protect myself or something.
00:10:00.000 It's just...
00:10:00.000 I think people are looking for a reason, something to blame the lack of health and feeling good on.
00:10:07.000 And I think that they do that and then they blame it on the chemtrails and they roll into McDonald's and eat five Big Macs and wonder why they're feeling shitty.
00:10:16.000 They think there's spring.
00:10:18.000 Stuffed down on them.
00:10:19.000 Have you ever seen the video with Prince sitting with Dick Gregory?
00:10:24.000 Pull it up.
00:10:24.000 Prince talks about chemtrails.
00:10:26.000 Prince is talking about chemtrails in the hood.
00:10:29.000 Prince, one of the baddest rock and rollers of all time.
00:10:32.000 And he's talking about chemtrails.
00:10:34.000 In the hood when he was growing up.
00:10:36.000 It sounds like he's singing a song.
00:10:38.000 It's almost lyrical, the way he looks at it.
00:10:42.000 Sometimes it snows in April.
00:10:46.000 I thought it was purple rain.
00:10:49.000 The video is really quite fascinating.
00:10:54.000 Did you find it?
00:10:55.000 Yeah.
00:10:56.000 Okay, play this bitch.
00:10:59.000 Like Jack?
00:11:00.000 Tell me why.
00:11:02.000 Well, because I knew I was right.
00:11:04.000 You know, we talked about this in our very first interview and conversation together.
00:11:11.000 It's obvious now that artists are supposed to own their master recordings.
00:11:15.000 Okay, this isn't the part.
00:11:17.000 There's a part where he talks about chemtrails.
00:11:19.000 Oh, it says Prince Dick Gregory.
00:11:21.000 You started to see a whole bunch of phenomena of chemtrails.
00:11:26.000 Okay.
00:11:29.000 You know, when I was a kid, I used to see these trails in the sky all the time.
00:11:35.000 And he said, oh, that's cool.
00:11:37.000 A jet just went over.
00:11:38.000 And then you started to see a whole bunch of them.
00:11:41.000 And next thing you know, everybody in your neighborhood was fighting and arguing, and you didn't know why.
00:11:47.000 And you really didn't know why.
00:11:50.000 I mean, everybody was fighting.
00:11:52.000 So he started riffing about the chemtrails.
00:12:01.000 And he started to say things that hit home so hard.
00:12:06.000 And I would recommend that everybody try to get what he said online or wherever and try to get a copy of it and just listen to it.
00:12:17.000 Because I was so moved that I had to write this song.
00:12:21.000 He wrote a song about chemtrails.
00:12:22.000 Really?
00:12:24.000 When you leave.
00:12:26.000 With all the hassle.
00:12:27.000 What is this?
00:12:30.000 That's just a different video.
00:12:32.000 That's actually Dick Gregory.
00:12:33.000 That's the guy who brought the Zapruder film to the Geraldo Rivera show, Dick Gregory, the older guy.
00:12:37.000 He was a stand-up comedian, like an activist, and he brought this Zapruder film to a Geraldo Rivera show and showed it on television, President Kennedy getting shot for the first time.
00:12:46.000 It was actually in the 1970s, long after his death.
00:12:48.000 He died in 63. They showed it on TV, I think in like 72 or something like that.
00:12:53.000 That's wild.
00:12:54.000 72, 73. Might have been even later than that.
00:12:56.000 Yeah, they showed the actual gunshot to the head on national television.
00:13:04.000 They even showed a close-up on it.
00:13:05.000 And Geraldo Rivera was the conspiracy theorist back then.
00:13:09.000 Geraldo Rivera, who now works for Fox News, back then he was saying the shot clearly comes from the front as you see his head snap back into the left.
00:13:18.000 Like, wow.
00:13:19.000 It's interesting.
00:13:19.000 It really does.
00:13:20.000 It is tough to argue that.
00:13:22.000 I'd love to see that broken down.
00:13:25.000 How do you explain his head going from front to back?
00:13:28.000 But how crazy is Prince on chemtrails?
00:13:31.000 Oh my goodness.
00:13:32.000 You listen to that and you're like, wow.
00:13:36.000 And all of a sudden everyone's fighting and I couldn't figure out why.
00:13:39.000 When I was a kid there was only a few airplanes and then as the airplane business got bigger there was more airplanes in the sky.
00:13:47.000 Well, what he's saying actually kind of flies in the face of the traditional chemtrail theorists.
00:13:51.000 They believe that these long lines in the sky didn't exist in the past and that they're fairly recent.
00:13:57.000 But there's like photos from like the 80s and shit people took where there's these lines in the sky that look like artificial clouds.
00:14:04.000 And it's just part of the process of flying a jet.
00:14:08.000 I mean, it does create a cloud, though.
00:14:10.000 And people are like, these clouds are blanking up the sky.
00:14:12.000 It was really clear until they flew by.
00:14:14.000 That is true.
00:14:15.000 It does happen.
00:14:16.000 That is real.
00:14:17.000 Yeah, and it goes along with what you're saying about the planes making it because planes have gotten bigger and bigger as the years have gone on.
00:14:24.000 They didn't always have a 747 or 757, you know.
00:14:28.000 So as these are getting bigger, of course, the chemtrails will be, too, it seems, at least.
00:14:33.000 Well, there's, you know, the other thing that's real is that it changes the temperature of the Earth.
00:14:37.000 That is a fact.
00:14:38.000 In fact, the temperature changed quite a bit after 9-11.
00:14:42.000 Do you remember what it was like when 9-11 happened and then all of a sudden no one was flying for like two weeks?
00:14:46.000 Yeah.
00:14:47.000 Well, it changed the temperature of the Earth.
00:14:49.000 Forget if it heated it up or cooled it down.
00:14:51.000 Let's see.
00:14:52.000 Temperature changed 9-1-1.
00:14:54.000 Let's see.
00:14:54.000 I would say cooled down.
00:14:55.000 What would you say?
00:14:56.000 Yeah, I would say that.
00:14:57.000 Yeah, I think so too.
00:14:58.000 Opposite reaction, right?
00:14:59.000 Right.
00:15:01.000 Okay, let's see.
00:15:02.000 Temperature change after 9-1-1.
00:15:04.000 Air traffic affects the climate.
00:15:06.000 Yeah.
00:15:06.000 Yeah, let's see this.
00:15:08.000 Oh yeah, and it seems like the...
00:15:10.000 I know the purity of the air definitely changes temperatures.
00:15:13.000 During...
00:15:13.000 And then everybody's tears.
00:15:16.000 It even says it in here.
00:15:18.000 Listen to this.
00:15:18.000 During the three-day commercial flight hiatus when artificial clouds known as contrails all but disappeared.
00:15:25.000 So they're like admitting on CNN that these planes create artificial clouds.
00:15:30.000 Like no one's tried to hide it.
00:15:31.000 This isn't like some crazy conspiracy that people are wondering about.
00:15:35.000 But artificial clouds known as contrails all but disappeared.
00:15:39.000 The variations in high and low temperatures increased.
00:15:42.000 By 1.1 degrees.
00:15:45.000 Interesting.
00:15:46.000 Each day, said meteorological researchers.
00:15:51.000 That's interesting.
00:15:52.000 I don't know if that means anything, though.
00:15:55.000 It's so hard to tell.
00:15:56.000 Because the temperature fluctuates by more than a degree every day anyway.
00:15:59.000 And if it goes up...
00:16:00.000 I mean, I'm an idiot, but I'm reading this and I'm going, are you sure?
00:16:05.000 Anyway, the point is, even in this CNN paper from 2002, it says artificial clouds known as contrails.
00:16:14.000 But people are looking at them and they think it's something that didn't happen before.
00:16:19.000 They're like, oh, these weren't there before.
00:16:21.000 It doesn't mean that people haven't sprayed shit out of planes.
00:16:25.000 But what it does mean is that what you're seeing is not what you think is happening most of the time.
00:16:31.000 When you see this spray, what you're seeing is a fucking cloud.
00:16:36.000 That's what happens when it goes through the jet.
00:16:37.000 But if it was a spray, it wouldn't look like that.
00:16:40.000 If it was aluminum and barium, which is like what they're claiming the government for some reason is spraying in the sky, it would be more like smoke signals or like those things behind a plane, a smoke rider.
00:16:51.000 It would linger in the sky.
00:16:52.000 But those are heavy metals.
00:16:54.000 Those are particles, even if they're nanoparticles.
00:16:56.000 They're going to fall.
00:16:57.000 They weigh something.
00:16:57.000 It's not going to be like moisture in the air, which just lingers like a cloud.
00:17:01.000 We know about clouds.
00:17:02.000 We don't know about shit that sits up in the clouds, but it's actually aluminum and just floats up there.
00:17:07.000 That's not even possible.
00:17:09.000 It would fall.
00:17:10.000 It would fall out of the sky.
00:17:11.000 It's not the same thing.
00:17:13.000 So I understand people's mistrust of the government.
00:17:17.000 I understand that people are...
00:17:18.000 But you can't...
00:17:20.000 When something's explainable, you've got to explain it.
00:17:23.000 And it doesn't remove all the other possibilities of nefarious doings.
00:17:29.000 But it does explain one thing that people are trying to point in the wrong direction.
00:17:33.000 And the problem is, if you point in that direction, and then people can prove that that's not what's going on, but you won't let it go, then they're not going to listen to you when it comes to other shit either.
00:17:44.000 They're going to think, oh, you're that guy that believes shit that's kind of wacky.
00:17:49.000 And this is one of those things.
00:17:50.000 It's a tricky one, man.
00:17:51.000 It's really tricky.
00:17:52.000 Because it looks like they're fucking spraying artificial clouds.
00:17:55.000 Right.
00:17:56.000 And in effect, they are making artificial clouds.
00:17:58.000 That is a fact.
00:17:59.000 The guy in the show, though, one of the craziest moments was that he had this test that he did, this water test, and he showed that there's aluminum in the water.
00:18:07.000 But you look at the test results from the lab, and it says sludge.
00:18:13.000 And I go, well, so it's got dirt in it.
00:18:16.000 No, no, it's just water.
00:18:17.000 But it says sludge.
00:18:18.000 The test results say sludge.
00:18:20.000 And all sludge has aluminum in it because all dirt has aluminum in it.
00:18:23.000 So it's not testing water for aluminum that fell from the sky.
00:18:26.000 You're testing water for having dirt in it, which always has aluminum in it.
00:18:30.000 That was a good owning, by the way.
00:18:33.000 I didn't want to own them.
00:18:35.000 I wish these guys had approached some of these things with a little bit more of an open mind.
00:18:41.000 And not just go one way or the other.
00:18:45.000 Right.
00:18:45.000 But that's one of the things we're seeing over and over again on this show.
00:18:49.000 So people just, they get an idea in their head and they just fucking run with it.
00:18:52.000 Right.
00:18:53.000 I thought that little town or whatever city, the sound...
00:18:58.000 I thought that was one of the most interesting things about the episode from yesterday.
00:19:02.000 Yeah.
00:19:03.000 But did you even figure out if it was coming from that island?
00:19:08.000 No one can tell.
00:19:09.000 No one can tell.
00:19:10.000 Did you hear it?
00:19:10.000 No, I didn't hear it.
00:19:11.000 The people that experienced it, they said it was really bad a couple of years ago.
00:19:15.000 It got better, but occasionally it still happens.
00:19:18.000 It's like this weird hum that's in this town, and no one knows what the hell's causing it.
00:19:22.000 Whoa.
00:19:23.000 Yeah, it's like...
00:19:25.000 Like, lost.
00:19:26.000 Like, it rattles your windows and stuff, and it's in this area of Canada called Windsor, Ontario.
00:19:32.000 It's, like, well-documented.
00:19:33.000 There's terabytes of this hum online.
00:19:36.000 Nobody can figure out what the hell it is.
00:19:38.000 And some people believe there's a lot of, like, crazy conspiracies, one of them being that it's a Harp Repeater Station.
00:19:45.000 HARP is this gigantic antenna array that's in Alaska.
00:19:48.000 They send radio signals up into the ionosphere.
00:19:50.000 But, you know, who knows what the hell it is.
00:19:53.000 There's another thing to take into consideration that nobody was willing to consider, but it is possible.
00:19:57.000 That they dig under the ground around there for salt, you know, and they're salt mining.
00:20:03.000 And they say it wasn't happening while the sound was going on, but, you know, I don't know.
00:20:09.000 How the fuck do you know?
00:20:10.000 It's a weird thing though.
00:20:11.000 It's all these people experience it.
00:20:13.000 It's not just like a couple of cuckoo heads see dragons.
00:20:15.000 There's like a lot of people and they record it.
00:20:18.000 Wow.
00:20:19.000 Yeah, it's pretty freaky.
00:20:20.000 That one guy said he had 7 terabytes though.
00:20:22.000 I wish you would have challenged him on that.
00:20:24.000 No, no, he does.
00:20:25.000 That's a lot of audio.
00:20:26.000 Oh, he does.
00:20:26.000 He records that shit for like the entire night.
00:20:28.000 Right.
00:20:29.000 You know, he'll set it up.
00:20:30.000 He has like a recorder and he'll set an mp3 recorder up and tape through the night.
00:20:34.000 Yeah, I really believe him.
00:20:35.000 Because he's been following this and being an activist on this shit for...
00:20:39.000 Can you imagine if you lived there, man, and all of a sudden your fucking windows are rattling in the middle of the night?
00:20:44.000 Yeah, I would move.
00:20:46.000 Well, they don't have any money.
00:20:47.000 I would move too if you had some money, but if you don't have any money, man, oh shit, and you're stuck there and you can't go to sleep, and then you have to get to go to work in the morning and you're fucking exhausted because your house has been humming...
00:20:57.000 Windsor's a pretty interesting town because that's where everybody from Ohio and Michigan goes to get drunk when they're 18 because you can drink there before you're 21. Oh, really?
00:21:06.000 And gamble.
00:21:07.000 Jamie, have you been there?
00:21:08.000 Yep.
00:21:09.000 So it's like you go there and you fast forward three years of your life and you can do anything you want at 18 if you just go over a bridge.
00:21:18.000 Yeah.
00:21:18.000 Well, Detroit is fucking crazy, man.
00:21:22.000 If you've never been to Detroit before, I recommend going just to see the $39 houses.
00:21:28.000 There's houses for sale for $39, dude.
00:21:30.000 You could buy a house for $39.
00:21:32.000 They told us we could buy a house for $500, and I thought they were fucking crazy.
00:21:36.000 And then someone from the Rogan board found a house for $39.
00:21:39.000 Wow.
00:21:40.000 Jesus.
00:21:41.000 Dude, they just went bankrupt.
00:21:42.000 The entire city went bankrupt.
00:21:43.000 It almost seems like it's an Apple stock at the very beginning.
00:21:46.000 We should buy all these $39 houses while they're this low.
00:21:52.000 You know what, man?
00:21:52.000 It might not come back in your lifetime.
00:21:55.000 What we're seeing might be when people find the ruins of ancient cities in the past.
00:22:00.000 Sometimes cities just go so far down they never come back.
00:22:04.000 Sometimes cities stick around forever.
00:22:05.000 Like Rome, you could drive by the fucking Colosseum today.
00:22:09.000 Somehow or another they managed to keep some form of a society around in that area for all these years.
00:22:14.000 It changed.
00:22:15.000 It morphed.
00:22:16.000 But there's still people there.
00:22:17.000 There's still a society.
00:22:18.000 But fucking Detroit is close.
00:22:21.000 It's close, man.
00:22:22.000 It's 47% illiteracy rate.
00:22:25.000 47%?
00:22:25.000 47% illiteracy rate.
00:22:27.000 Right.
00:22:28.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:22:29.000 I mean, it is one of the craziest places in the world, and it's in America.
00:22:34.000 It's a place that used to thrive.
00:22:36.000 Think about the 50s and the 60s, like the roaring times for the auto industry.
00:22:42.000 They're making fucking 69 Chevys, and everybody's making money, and there's union workers, and everyone's getting paid well.
00:22:47.000 And then all of a sudden, somewhere along the line...
00:22:50.000 GM's like, we're out of here, dog.
00:22:52.000 We're gonna take our shit to Mexico.
00:22:53.000 We're gonna make cars in China.
00:22:55.000 You guys cost too much money.
00:22:56.000 We're tired of this shit.
00:22:57.000 And they pull out, and it's catastrophic.
00:23:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:01.000 I mean, you seen Roger and me?
00:23:03.000 The Michael Moore?
00:23:04.000 Yeah.
00:23:05.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:23:06.000 Yeah, it's all about that.
00:23:07.000 It's all about Flint, Michigan.
00:23:08.000 It's all about watching these towns implode when the jobs aren't there anymore.
00:23:14.000 The jobs literally pull out of the community and poof, that's it.
00:23:18.000 They're gone.
00:23:18.000 And then everybody's like, oh my god, how do I eat?
00:23:21.000 And then it's fucking crazy.
00:23:22.000 That's going on right now.
00:23:23.000 The city where I'm from?
00:23:25.000 Just got ranked.
00:23:26.000 There was an article I tweeted.
00:23:28.000 It's the number one most dilapidated city or something like that.
00:23:31.000 And it used to be the number one steel-producing city for the entire world.
00:23:35.000 And they built it there because it was so cloudy that back in the day satellites couldn't see through clouds.
00:23:41.000 So they built it all in Youngstown, Ohio, which has the weird lake effect.
00:23:45.000 So there's always clouds over where I'm from, pretty much.
00:23:49.000 And so the whole steel industry was there.
00:23:52.000 And then it...
00:23:55.000 It's nothing.
00:23:56.000 I mean, there is nothing there now.
00:23:58.000 That's incredible.
00:23:59.000 It's really wild.
00:24:01.000 It was a big, big, big steel-producing city and mafia town, and they got rid of the mafia in the 90s and steel in the 70s.
00:24:10.000 Super mafia town.
00:24:12.000 That's actually...
00:24:14.000 Well, my parents were in that business before the update.
00:24:18.000 What business were they in?
00:24:20.000 They did some shady stuff.
00:24:21.000 They did some family things.
00:24:23.000 Almost everybody that my parents knew as well, they knew them from being...
00:24:31.000 Yeah.
00:24:45.000 And that's just what she did.
00:24:48.000 Wow, that's incredible.
00:24:49.000 Yeah.
00:24:49.000 My grandmother went to jail for numbers running.
00:24:53.000 Really?
00:24:54.000 Yeah, she apparently got caught.
00:24:56.000 You know, what she would do was she'd be like the go-between or something.
00:24:59.000 She would like move things for, you know, it was like a job, I guess.
00:25:02.000 And they arrested her and she didn't want to rat anybody out, so she spent like six months in jail.
00:25:08.000 Wow.
00:25:08.000 Yeah, I didn't even know about it until I was like in my 20s.
00:25:11.000 You know, my mom never told us about it.
00:25:13.000 Yeah, it's interesting.
00:25:13.000 She had no choice but to tell me because when I was a kid, you know how when you're a kid and the phone rings, you try to pick it up?
00:25:19.000 Hello?
00:25:19.000 Well, people would ask for Gina.
00:25:22.000 And my mom's name's Joy.
00:25:24.000 So when they're like, hello, is Gina available?
00:25:27.000 No, Gina lives here.
00:25:28.000 Sorry.
00:25:28.000 And I remember one day I told my mom, I go, Mom, people keep calling asking for Gina.
00:25:32.000 She goes...
00:25:33.000 What are you doing with these phone calls?
00:25:34.000 What do you mean?
00:25:35.000 You know, because obviously she was missing business.
00:25:37.000 I was just being a little kid being helpful.
00:25:39.000 No Gina here, sorry.
00:25:41.000 Oh, wow.
00:25:42.000 And so very young I had to realize what she was doing because also she was on the phone a lot and she would be repeating back these numbers to people and there's like all this terminology and stuff like PO and box and all these different things.
00:25:55.000 Like, you want that straight or boxed?
00:25:56.000 Which means like straight means you're picking three numbers in a row, like four, six, seven.
00:26:00.000 And box means you could have 4-6-7, but if it comes out 7-4-6 or 6-4-7 or whatever, you win either way.
00:26:07.000 So there's all this terminology.
00:26:08.000 So you'd hear her on the phone, 3-3-4, 4-6, because she would repeat back the numbers that they just gave her to confirm.
00:26:15.000 So it's like unbelievable.
00:26:17.000 Wow.
00:26:18.000 So you grew up in that environment.
00:26:20.000 Did you ever see anything dangerous or was it just gambling type stuff?
00:26:25.000 Nothing dangerous ever.
00:26:26.000 The closest thing that I had a weird feeling about when I was a kid was one time my dad came to visit, because I lived with my mom, so my dad would just come in and visit sometimes.
00:26:35.000 And the weirdest thing was he came over one day with a cast on his hand, and I'm like, how'd you break your hand?
00:26:43.000 And I remember my mom looking at him weird and him looking at her weird.
00:26:46.000 I still don't know exactly what happened with the broken hand, but I don't know.
00:26:52.000 It could have been a punishment.
00:26:53.000 He could have beat somebody up.
00:26:54.000 He owned a restaurant at the time.
00:26:59.000 He didn't do...
00:27:01.000 And he wasn't the hands-on guy at the restaurant.
00:27:04.000 I don't know how he broke his hand.
00:27:06.000 Yeah, we're going to have to leave that one to...
00:27:08.000 Suspicions.
00:27:10.000 It would be nice to...
00:27:11.000 At least he didn't make something up to fill in the blank to make the story better.
00:27:16.000 Right.
00:27:17.000 No, exactly.
00:27:18.000 Keep it real.
00:27:19.000 Yeah, isn't it weird when you really stop and think about how little our parents knew about the world?
00:27:25.000 Like, now that we live in this really strange place where we're finding out, like, I mean, you just ask your phone and it'll answer you almost any question you can come up with.
00:27:36.000 And just think about growing up and having kids and living your whole life without that.
00:27:40.000 And you're like, my god.
00:27:42.000 Like, is that even society?
00:27:44.000 Was that even civilization?
00:27:46.000 Wow.
00:27:47.000 Our poor fucking parents.
00:27:48.000 It's unbelievable.
00:27:50.000 They were lucky they had phones.
00:27:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:53.000 They really were.
00:27:54.000 There's apes.
00:27:55.000 I know.
00:27:55.000 The evolution of everything is crazy.
00:27:57.000 I just found out there's a high school district in LA in which all the kids are getting iPads now, so they upload all their information on the iPad, and that's their only book.
00:28:06.000 So now they're done with books.
00:28:08.000 And think about how many tons of pounds of books we carried on our shoulders as kids for no reason.
00:28:14.000 There's generations to come that will never know that feeling.
00:28:17.000 They're going to look at...
00:28:18.000 Us, like, what do you mean you were carrying books around?
00:28:21.000 Yeah.
00:28:21.000 It doesn't make any...
00:28:22.000 Tons of paper stacked on top.
00:28:24.000 What is...
00:28:24.000 Why would you do that?
00:28:25.000 I don't get it as they scan through nothingness.
00:28:29.000 You know what I mean?
00:28:30.000 I was thinking about that the other day about how paper and books is just going to be this...
00:28:35.000 Well, are you starting to see, like, some of these different phones that are coming out that allow you to answer and scroll and do things without actually touching the phone?
00:28:45.000 And that when you look away from the phone, like, it changes the way the phone behaves when you look at it.
00:28:51.000 I think the Galaxy S4 does that.
00:28:53.000 Yeah.
00:28:53.000 I think 3 also, where you can just wave your hand over to, like, answer our phone at all.
00:28:56.000 Does it?
00:28:57.000 The 3 as well?
00:28:57.000 I don't know.
00:28:58.000 The 4 does, though.
00:28:59.000 There's a lot of, like, weird shits happening.
00:29:01.000 Yeah.
00:29:01.000 With, like, the ability to, like, just conjure things up out of the air with your hands and your looks.
00:29:06.000 It just doesn't seem like a good idea, because, like, you'll be, like, laying in bed, and, like, phone ringing, and you, like, wave over it, and now you just have a video call, and your dick's just, like, in the kitchen.
00:29:15.000 That sounds like a problem for Brian Redman.
00:29:16.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:29:17.000 If you sleep with your dick next to your phone, and you have that.
00:29:20.000 If you pull your dick out every time the phone rings, just on instinct.
00:29:23.000 Oh, are we doing this?
00:29:25.000 Oh, okay, are we doing this?
00:29:26.000 Oh, you want to do this?
00:29:27.000 Yeah, no, I think that what I was getting at is that it's going to get weirder and weirder, like the human computer, human information interface is going to get weirder and weirder.
00:29:38.000 It's the, who knows what the limit is?
00:29:41.000 It's going to be like some eye implant or something.
00:29:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:29:45.000 Totally.
00:29:46.000 Something.
00:29:46.000 That'll see you scrolling through things.
00:29:49.000 Because there's going to be a point even where wearing a lens or something is going to be like, oh, look at them.
00:29:53.000 That person's still wearing the lens.
00:29:54.000 You ain't got no balls to get a fucking operation, buddy.
00:29:57.000 Right.
00:29:57.000 You afraid of a neural implant?
00:29:59.000 First they'll do something to your eye, and then they realize, no, you really got to get to the cerebral cortex itself.
00:30:03.000 Right.
00:30:03.000 So it'll be like, you'll be looking at people like they pierce their ears.
00:30:06.000 Right.
00:30:07.000 Did you get your brain pierced?
00:30:08.000 Yeah, just coming right down the factory line at a baby ward, whatever those are called.
00:30:13.000 Yeah, Duncan and I were talking about this, and we both agree that there's going to come a time where you're probably not going to use your regular memory anymore.
00:30:20.000 That your regular memory will be replaced by some sort of internal digital storage, which can record everything you see in total real-time, HD, right?
00:30:30.000 I mean, that's pretty likely to be what we're dealing with in the future.
00:30:34.000 And then we're going to swap hard drives and shit, and I'm going to be able to watch 20-inch clip.
00:30:38.000 Fuck.
00:30:38.000 It really is.
00:30:39.000 It's gonna be like the Matrix, how they just upload information.
00:30:43.000 Yeah.
00:30:44.000 It seems like it's inevitable.
00:30:46.000 They've already figured out a way to put artificial memories in a mouse.
00:30:51.000 Have you heard of that?
00:30:52.000 Yeah.
00:30:53.000 Yeah, they figured out a way to do that to mice.
00:30:55.000 They figured out a way to somehow or another install an artificial memory in a mouse.
00:30:59.000 And they also figured out how to make a cat's tail move without actually, like, a man with a brain thing on can make a cat's tail move wirelessly somehow or another.
00:31:09.000 I need to do that, man.
00:31:10.000 That sounds awesome.
00:31:11.000 It's fucking nuts.
00:31:13.000 I put it up on Twitter.
00:31:14.000 If you could find it, it was within the last day or two.
00:31:17.000 Maybe Jamie can help you.
00:31:19.000 The story is pretty fucking freaky.
00:31:22.000 The ability to control another thing.
00:31:24.000 I mean, even if it's just a cat with your brain, what the fuck is going to happen in the future?
00:31:29.000 People are going to force people to walk into their houses and blow them.
00:31:32.000 Having your pet would be a totally different experience.
00:31:35.000 That would be like your warrior.
00:31:36.000 Like, alright, cat, go in the kitchen and see if there's anybody there.
00:31:39.000 Because if you can make the cat tail move in 20 years, you'll be able to control your cat.
00:31:43.000 So your animal, your dog, your pit bull or whatever will now be like your weapon or like your hawk.
00:31:48.000 As in the old days where you had like a pirate.
00:31:51.000 Especially, well you could kind of do that now if you train your dog really well.
00:31:54.000 But you might be able to control it with your mind and see through its eyes.
00:31:58.000 See through its eyes and feel its poop.
00:31:59.000 That's some Game of Thrones shit right there.
00:32:01.000 Yeah, that would be crazy.
00:32:02.000 And then you imagine if you killed somebody with your dog and then there would be like some crazy legal thing.
00:32:06.000 Like it wasn't my idea.
00:32:07.000 The dog went fucking crazy, okay?
00:32:09.000 I'm trying to control the dog with the brain.
00:32:11.000 I'm just not that good at it yet.
00:32:12.000 The dog went crazy and killed the burglar, okay?
00:32:15.000 I'm not a murderer.
00:32:16.000 Or having an eagle.
00:32:18.000 Or having some kind of huge bird.
00:32:20.000 Or a gorilla.
00:32:22.000 You can control animals.
00:32:24.000 You can control a few animals to do a few things.
00:32:28.000 Have you ever seen those videos of Mongols?
00:32:31.000 This is the...
00:32:33.000 Harvard creates brain-to-brain interface allowing humans to control other animals with thoughts alone.
00:32:38.000 Wow.
00:32:40.000 Are you fucking kidding me?
00:32:42.000 You see the tail?
00:32:43.000 The tail's hooked up to this thing and they figured out a way to make the tail move wirelessly.
00:32:47.000 So we can already have a cat's tail answer a Galaxy 3 phone.
00:32:52.000 So it seems like it's just a matter of time before you're able to control everything the cat does.
00:32:59.000 And then that'll be like version one.
00:33:01.000 And then eventually, version 2 will be, you'll be able to see what the cat sees.
00:33:05.000 Whoa.
00:33:06.000 That's crazy.
00:33:07.000 That is fucked up.
00:33:08.000 Isn't that wild?
00:33:09.000 That's what it's turning into.
00:33:10.000 Human beings just wanting to be cats and stuff.
00:33:14.000 Just because they can't.
00:33:15.000 Like the cat's like, hey, where's this?
00:33:17.000 Can I be a human?
00:33:18.000 It's so crazy.
00:33:20.000 It's so crazy.
00:33:21.000 It's all so crazy.
00:33:22.000 It's weird.
00:33:23.000 It's so crazy.
00:33:24.000 It's weird.
00:33:24.000 Right.
00:33:24.000 Because you wonder, like, where is this going?
00:33:26.000 Right.
00:33:27.000 And there's no way to know, or else we would...
00:33:29.000 Well, it seems like it is not going to stop.
00:33:31.000 It's just going to get more and more invasive, more and more...
00:33:35.000 You're going to be able to do all kinds of really strange things within the next few years, or they're going to, someone, whoever has that kind of technology.
00:33:44.000 Controlling a fucking cat's tail.
00:33:47.000 Jesus!
00:33:47.000 This is awesome.
00:33:48.000 Have you ever seen those videos of the Mongols that hunt wolves with eagles?
00:33:53.000 Uh-uh.
00:33:53.000 Holy shit, dude.
00:33:55.000 Golden eagles might be the most gangster animal on the planet because they do not give two fucks about a wolf.
00:34:03.000 And they swoop down and kill a wolf with their talons.
00:34:08.000 I showed it to Steve Rinella.
00:34:09.000 He's a hunter.
00:34:10.000 He's got that show of Meat Eater.
00:34:11.000 He's unimpressed.
00:34:12.000 He said they were more coyote-looking wolves.
00:34:14.000 They weren't the biggest wolves in the world.
00:34:16.000 Right.
00:34:16.000 Which I'll give you that.
00:34:18.000 There's still fucking wolves.
00:34:19.000 Right.
00:34:19.000 Versus a bird.
00:34:20.000 Think about that.
00:34:22.000 You weigh about 140 pounds, Tony Hinchcliffe.
00:34:25.000 Could you imagine if you had to kill a 60-pound wolf with your fucking teeth?
00:34:28.000 No.
00:34:29.000 You have to tackle a wolf and then kill it with your face.
00:34:32.000 You know, an eagle weighs 25 pounds, and it does that.
00:34:37.000 Swoops in and jacks a fucking wolf with its face.
00:34:42.000 Clings onto the back of this thing, attacks it, and takes it out quick.
00:34:46.000 Watch this shit.
00:34:47.000 Watch this shit.
00:34:47.000 You got it?
00:34:47.000 No, I know.
00:34:48.000 Pull it up.
00:34:50.000 Mongols hunt with eagles.
00:34:51.000 It's gonna trip you out, man.
00:34:52.000 I watch this once a month.
00:34:53.000 And then what?
00:34:54.000 The eagle comes back to the Mongol?
00:34:55.000 Yep.
00:34:56.000 Kills the wolf, and then they use the wolf fur.
00:34:59.000 They take their furs.
00:35:01.000 Wow.
00:35:01.000 They make hats out of them and shit.
00:35:03.000 I don't understand why the eagle does that.
00:35:06.000 Because they're a gangster.
00:35:07.000 They don't give a fuck.
00:35:08.000 Watch this shit.
00:35:09.000 This is really trippy, man.
00:35:11.000 Look at this fucking bird.
00:35:13.000 This agent of death.
00:35:15.000 Soaring dinosaur of death.
00:35:18.000 Watch this.
00:35:19.000 BAM, BITCH! Just that wolf knows it's coming too.
00:35:23.000 And it fucks him up so quick.
00:35:25.000 It just gets those claws around its neck and it's a wrap within seconds.
00:35:33.000 Look at that heartless motherfucker.
00:35:37.000 Watch this shit.
00:35:38.000 The wolves running.
00:35:40.000 This poor wolf is like, oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:35:43.000 And this guy just lets this monster loose off of his arm.
00:35:49.000 And he knows exactly what to do.
00:35:51.000 The wolf is running, and the eagle just comes.
00:35:54.000 The wolf is like, oh, fuck my life.
00:35:57.000 Fuck my life.
00:36:00.000 Look at that thing, man.
00:36:02.000 The eagle sung this song.
00:36:04.000 I wish the eagle sung this song.
00:36:05.000 I love the eagles.
00:36:10.000 Welcome to the hotel, California.
00:36:14.000 Watch this.
00:36:15.000 Bam, bitch!
00:36:16.000 It just takes them out within seconds.
00:36:20.000 It's incredible how lethal these things are.
00:36:24.000 Look at those dudes.
00:36:26.000 What a dumb way to dress.
00:36:29.000 Silly hats.
00:36:30.000 They can train an eagle to kill a wolf, but they're still wearing toilet paper rolls on their heads.
00:36:36.000 I guess it's cold as fuck there, though.
00:36:39.000 They probably need all that stupid shit on just to stay alive.
00:36:42.000 Just think of how much time it must take to train a fucking eagle to kill a wolf.
00:36:46.000 How many eagles did you let go and they never came back?
00:36:49.000 Right.
00:36:50.000 How many eagles did you let go?
00:36:52.000 They're like, bitch, I'm not killing that wolf.
00:36:53.000 I didn't even know that wolf.
00:36:54.000 Fuck you, man.
00:36:55.000 Right.
00:36:56.000 I'm flying south.
00:36:57.000 It's cold up here.
00:36:58.000 I wonder if eagles just can't help themselves, and when something is running, they just go get it.
00:37:02.000 You know, I wonder if it's that.
00:37:04.000 They're such terrifying animals.
00:37:05.000 I saw one the other day in Seattle.
00:37:08.000 It's a fucking eagle.
00:37:08.000 They have eagles up there.
00:37:09.000 And it had something in its hands.
00:37:11.000 It won.
00:37:13.000 Got something.
00:37:13.000 Some sort of a fish or something.
00:37:15.000 I've been noticing a lot of parrots lately in Burbank.
00:37:18.000 Just mobs of parrots flying over my 20 the other day.
00:37:22.000 And they're all green with the red.
00:37:24.000 It's like how Florida has pythons loose because people let them go.
00:37:27.000 In Burbank, it's parrots.
00:37:28.000 I fucking hate my bird.
00:37:30.000 Open the window.
00:37:31.000 Get out, bitch.
00:37:32.000 My friend lives up here in Calabasas.
00:37:36.000 He lives on the place where they film True Blood.
00:37:39.000 It's this huge mansion type thing.
00:37:42.000 But he was talking about the other day how a tarantula somehow was in his...
00:37:46.000 He lives on this crazy, humongous thing in the mountains.
00:37:51.000 The Santa Monica Mountains.
00:37:52.000 And there's all these weird things like lizards and snakes.
00:37:56.000 But he had a tarantula in his bedroom the other day.
00:38:00.000 And he's like, I don't know how the fuck it got there.
00:38:02.000 Yeah, there's tarantulas in California.
00:38:04.000 You can get them anywhere in the LA area.
00:38:06.000 People that live in the Hollywood Hills.
00:38:07.000 You know when they have a problem in the Hollywood Hills?
00:38:10.000 Rats.
00:38:10.000 Ew, really?
00:38:11.000 I see tons in Burbank.
00:38:12.000 I know a story, I don't know if it's true, but I'll tell it anyway, about Sylvester Stallone apparently, that someone went to Sylvester Stallone's house, he had a house in the Hollywood Hills, and he had a movie theater, and he told them, he goes, put your feet up when you're watching the movie because we have rats.
00:38:26.000 Like, what?
00:38:28.000 Like, they couldn't get rid of the rats.
00:38:29.000 Like, the rats were, like, so infested in the hills up there that you would have them, like, running through your house sometimes.
00:38:36.000 They run on the power lines outside.
00:38:38.000 Like, I'll sit out back and just see rats running.
00:38:41.000 And then one time a rat came up and stepped on my foot or something like that.
00:38:45.000 Were you barefoot?
00:38:46.000 Yeah.
00:38:46.000 Oh, my God.
00:38:47.000 I threw my laptop.
00:38:49.000 It was, like, the first time I bought a new MacBook.
00:38:51.000 And I opened it up for the first time.
00:38:53.000 And I'm looking at, like, oh, look how nice and sexy this is.
00:38:55.000 Rat, right on foot, throws laptop up in the air, falls down.
00:39:00.000 No, it fell down.
00:39:01.000 Did it break?
00:39:01.000 No, it luckily just landed fine.
00:39:04.000 Powerful build quality.
00:39:06.000 Powerful iPhone, Apple product pitch.
00:39:10.000 Yeah, rats are fucking gross.
00:39:12.000 They've carried disgusting diseases too, those fucks.
00:39:15.000 The black plague came from rats carrying a tick, I think.
00:39:19.000 Or a flea or something like that.
00:39:21.000 I think that's what it was, right?
00:39:22.000 Something like that?
00:39:23.000 I think it was some sort of a parasitic thing that rats were carrying that bugs gave them.
00:39:28.000 That's so gross.
00:39:29.000 I'm one of those people where if I were to see a rat or a cockroach where I live, I would just move.
00:39:35.000 Well, that's one of the realities of living in New York City.
00:39:38.000 If you want to live in New York City, you're going to see roaches and you're going to see rats if you're paying attention.
00:39:42.000 When I lived in New York, there was one time...
00:39:44.000 I never lived in the city.
00:39:45.000 I lived in New Rochelle, which is just outside the city, outside of the Bronx, a little suburb, Westchester.
00:39:51.000 I parked my car at this gas station, and it was back when there was payphones.
00:39:55.000 I didn't have a car phone.
00:39:56.000 I had to make a call.
00:39:57.000 I had to, like, get out of the car.
00:39:58.000 So I'm making a call on this payphone.
00:40:00.000 As my car is parked, I'm watching rats jump on top of the tires and climb up into the car.
00:40:07.000 I'm watching them.
00:40:08.000 And I'm like, what the fuck?
00:40:11.000 I mean, not one.
00:40:12.000 Like, three, four, five.
00:40:13.000 They just kept doing it.
00:40:15.000 Looking for food.
00:40:16.000 Like, the car parked...
00:40:17.000 So they jumped on the back tire.
00:40:18.000 They run over the top of the tire.
00:40:20.000 They run under the car.
00:40:21.000 They ran up into the engine compartment.
00:40:22.000 And sometimes they just stay in the engine compartment and your fucking fan tears them apart.
00:40:26.000 Because their stupid heads are in there.
00:40:28.000 And you start the car up and you...
00:40:29.000 And fucking you open up the hood and it's just splatter everywhere.
00:40:35.000 Because some stupid rat got inside of your fan.
00:40:38.000 Yeah, man.
00:40:38.000 They look for food everywhere.
00:40:39.000 They'll burrow themselves into little tiny holes to try to search for something that might be food.
00:40:44.000 That's yonkers.
00:40:46.000 Yeah, well, that was in Manhattan.
00:40:48.000 It was in New York City.
00:40:49.000 I'll never forget it.
00:40:50.000 I was just like, what the fuck?
00:40:52.000 And then when you find out that there's as many rats in New York City as there are people, there's 7 million people in New York City, so there's 7 million rats in New York City.
00:41:04.000 Imagine controlling those rats.
00:41:06.000 They really have a hard time.
00:41:08.000 I think a lot of them drowned in Sandy.
00:41:11.000 I think a lot of those underground layers and shit drowned because Shane Smith did a video once right after Sandy, a video about the possibility of these super storms increasing, and a river of dead rats flowed by him as he was standing there talking.
00:41:28.000 It's like, holy shit.
00:41:32.000 Ew.
00:41:32.000 The thing that scared me when I moved here was I lived in Burbank when I first got here and the Black Widows.
00:41:39.000 Oh, yeah.
00:41:40.000 First, it's like almost a normal spider until you really look at that belly and you see that red diamond thing.
00:41:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:41:46.000 That's the part where you're just like, this fucking thing.
00:41:48.000 And it's interesting how nature sort of warns you.
00:41:53.000 Yeah.
00:41:54.000 I've read things about how snakes, if you see red, yellow, black...
00:41:57.000 And that spider, that red diamond, I mean, if you look at it, it really, it's like a warning sign.
00:42:04.000 Right.
00:42:04.000 Yeah, you're totally right.
00:42:05.000 It's incredible how nature does that stuff.
00:42:09.000 You know what else I saw recently?
00:42:10.000 Is a thing about how butterflies, if you look at butterflies that are around area where snakes are, when their wings are up and they're just chilling, most of them look like snakes.
00:42:21.000 Like, if you look up a butterfly snake, I mean, it's unbelievable.
00:42:26.000 Wow, that makes sense.
00:42:27.000 So then any intruder that comes by is like, oh shit, a snake, instead of, ah, look at this pussy butterfly I'm about to eat.
00:42:35.000 That's interesting.
00:42:36.000 It's really incredible.
00:42:37.000 Yeah, it's weird when you see animals that figure out how to mimic their environment.
00:42:42.000 Have you ever seen octopus or octupi that change their shape and their look to look exactly like their environment?
00:42:50.000 Wow, look at these crazy looking butterflies.
00:42:52.000 That totally looks like a snake!
00:42:54.000 Right.
00:42:54.000 That's incredible!
00:42:56.000 Yep.
00:42:56.000 Oh my god!
00:42:57.000 And that's what they do.
00:42:58.000 That's amazing!
00:42:59.000 Yep.
00:43:00.000 Wow.
00:43:01.000 Folks, if you're not...
00:43:02.000 Obviously, you don't watch.
00:43:04.000 Most people are listening.
00:43:05.000 What is the Google that you Google?
00:43:06.000 Butterfly snake.
00:43:07.000 Butterfly snake.
00:43:08.000 There's one that looks like these two fucking...
00:43:12.000 Actually, several that look like it.
00:43:13.000 But they look like these two serpent heads right next to each other.
00:43:17.000 I mean, exactly.
00:43:19.000 The underside, it's all...
00:43:21.000 It looks...
00:43:22.000 That corner one?
00:43:23.000 Oh my god.
00:43:24.000 That's amazing.
00:43:26.000 That's incredible.
00:43:27.000 And now that you've seen this, by the way, you'll notice that in actually a lot of butterflies.
00:43:31.000 It's not necessarily a rare thing at all.
00:43:33.000 I'm pretty sure if they ever see a snake, they're pretty much like, well, that's what I want to be.
00:43:37.000 That's amazing.
00:43:38.000 That is really amazing.
00:43:40.000 It looks just like it.
00:43:42.000 Now, look up octopus camouflage.
00:43:46.000 Octopus camouflage is really weird, man.
00:43:49.000 Because they also think that they don't just...
00:43:52.000 It looks like a snake.
00:43:54.000 We're looking at the tip of the butterfly's wing that looks like a snake.
00:43:58.000 I mean, it has an eyeball, and it even has a nose.
00:44:00.000 It has a mouth.
00:44:02.000 I mean, it's a beautiful tattoo of a snake.
00:44:05.000 Yeah, and it's the softest, most precious, easy-to-kill animal in the world.
00:44:10.000 A butterfly, of all the things.
00:44:12.000 Yeah, they're like man of mush.
00:44:14.000 I mean, they're softer than a fly.
00:44:16.000 They're a butterfly.
00:44:19.000 They're like a tissue fly.
00:44:24.000 Octopus or octupi can blend in with their surroundings and they also think that they use their ability to change shape on the outside, the camouflage look.
00:44:35.000 They think they use that also to communicate.
00:44:39.000 That it's not just...
00:44:41.000 That is amazing.
00:44:43.000 It's incredible.
00:44:44.000 It's incredible.
00:44:45.000 We're looking at this octopus that's completely blended in with this white floor.
00:44:50.000 And there's also been ones that have eaten sharks.
00:44:55.000 They had a problem at this aquarium.
00:44:58.000 Where their shark started missing, and they would find, like, shark carcasses.
00:45:02.000 So they're like, what the fuck is going on?
00:45:04.000 What's eating a shark?
00:45:05.000 And so they watched this video.
00:45:07.000 They set up a camera.
00:45:08.000 See, there's a video of it, Brian.
00:45:11.000 See if you can watch it, if you can find it.
00:45:12.000 But they do it on a regular basis.
00:45:14.000 Like, apparently octopus are smart as fuck, or octupi.
00:45:19.000 And they set up this camera and they watch this octopus just sit there completely camouflaged and as this shark flies by...
00:45:29.000 But when the keepers here decided to move one into a larger tank with sharks and other big fish, they assumed that the octopus's strength and camouflage would keep it safe.
00:45:44.000 As it turned out, they were tragically mistaken.
00:45:50.000 Watch this shit.
00:45:51.000 Shark's got a gun!
00:45:52.000 It's Sharknado.
00:45:56.000 So you see this thing swimming.
00:46:10.000 Watch this shit.
00:46:13.000 Like, the shark has no idea the octopus is there.
00:46:15.000 That is an evil-looking motherfucker.
00:46:18.000 White eyes?
00:46:19.000 White eyes completely camouflaged with its environment, just waiting for that motherfucker to get close.
00:46:25.000 Watch this.
00:46:27.000 It's like, bitch, I got you!
00:46:31.000 Oh my god.
00:46:33.000 That's so badass.
00:46:34.000 That's incredible.
00:46:35.000 And you know, they have like teeth, like little beaks on the end of their suction cups.
00:46:42.000 Yeah, it's like sharp, like little cat balls.
00:46:46.000 Yeah, they found giant ones in a fossil and that they believe it could possibly be evidence for a kraken.
00:46:54.000 The idea of a kraken is like an ancient mythology idea of a giant octopus that would take out ships and kill people.
00:47:02.000 And they always thought it was just mythology and horseshit.
00:47:04.000 And so they recently found these giant fucking suction cups and fossils.
00:47:09.000 And then they realized, oh yeah, if octopuses die, they don't live behind anything.
00:47:15.000 It's not like...
00:47:16.000 They're not like a person leaves behind a skull.
00:47:18.000 The octopus, they're mollusks.
00:47:20.000 They're this just movable, you know, sort of weird, flexible material.
00:47:26.000 And all they have is like a beak and that gets eaten by things like really quickly.
00:47:30.000 So if they die, like you don't find shit.
00:47:33.000 But somehow or another, someone died and the imprint of its suction cups left a mark on the floor and they're enormous.
00:47:41.000 And so in looking at these, they're like, oh my god, like this was...
00:47:45.000 A massive octopus.
00:47:47.000 Like something that was just impossibly large.
00:47:50.000 Oh wow, look at this.
00:47:52.000 The octopus got this cat's face.
00:47:54.000 The cat got gangster, and the octopus locked on its face, and it's fucking this cat up.
00:48:00.000 Look at this.
00:48:00.000 Oh my god, it's like alien.
00:48:01.000 Like an alien facehugger.
00:48:03.000 It's an octopus.
00:48:04.000 Is that a vine?
00:48:06.000 Is that what that is?
00:48:06.000 It's a gif.
00:48:08.000 A gif.
00:48:08.000 A gif.
00:48:10.000 That's hilarious.
00:48:11.000 Yeah, Cat, you think you're clever?
00:48:14.000 Octopuses are so smart.
00:48:16.000 They've had videos that they've taken of them on security cameras where they climb out of a fish tank and go across the floor and climb into another fish tank and then eat the fish.
00:48:25.000 And then climb back.
00:48:27.000 Like, the guy was missing, like, these expensive fish in his fish tank.
00:48:30.000 He's like, what the fuck is going on?
00:48:31.000 So he set up his camera to look at his fish tank, and he watched his octopus climb out of his fucking fish tank, walk across the floor, climb up the other fish stand, the tank stand, climb into the tank, lift the lid off of it, jack a fish, kill it, walk across the street,
00:48:48.000 hop back into his tank, and go to sleep.
00:48:50.000 I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:48:53.000 What the fuck are those things?
00:48:54.000 Unbelievable.
00:48:55.000 What are those things?
00:48:56.000 Have you seen this?
00:48:57.000 What is this, a bear?
00:48:58.000 A bear getting into a dumpster behind a restaurant.
00:49:02.000 Oh no.
00:49:03.000 It's walking up to the back of the restaurant and there's this big humongous green dumpster, you know, full of old meats and stuff like that probably.
00:49:13.000 Smart ass bear goes around the side of it.
00:49:16.000 Let me see if I can fast forward.
00:49:18.000 Where did this take place?
00:49:20.000 I forget.
00:49:21.000 But he starts going through it and then he does something amazing coming up right here.
00:49:27.000 He's taking the whole entire dumpster and walking with it.
00:49:31.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:49:33.000 Wow.
00:49:35.000 And if you keep on going, he actually starts pulling it around the corner.
00:49:42.000 And he's just walking away with a dumpster.
00:49:45.000 That is incredible!
00:49:46.000 And that's like a humongous dumpster.
00:49:49.000 That's like a double-wide dumpster.
00:49:51.000 Bears are so smart.
00:49:52.000 And then he comes back for the other one.
00:49:53.000 Or so strong, I should say.
00:49:55.000 Then he comes back for the other one.
00:49:57.000 Where does it say this is?
00:49:59.000 Let's see.
00:50:04.000 It doesn't say.
00:50:05.000 It's just...
00:50:07.000 Oh, Denver.
00:50:08.000 Denver.
00:50:08.000 That totally makes sense.
00:50:10.000 You know, what's interesting is that they have a real problem when bears find out they can do that.
00:50:14.000 They always come back.
00:50:15.000 Like, once a bear eats your garbage, you gotta call somebody.
00:50:19.000 You got a real problem.
00:50:19.000 They either have to shoot it or they have to figure out a way to put it in a zoo or do something.
00:50:24.000 Once it knows it can eat your garbage.
00:50:25.000 It just keeps eating your garbage.
00:50:27.000 So if you live in a community that has bears and you have that asshole neighbor that leaves pizza boxes and his fucking garbage is sitting out there and a bear finds out about it, you're fucksville.
00:50:37.000 I'm so glad I don't live near big animals.
00:50:39.000 When I was in Texas, they...
00:50:42.000 Introduced me to the goats and these fucking things are crazy.
00:50:45.000 These little goats that I thought were all cute and just like adorable are headbutting each other at full.
00:50:51.000 They're like, come on, Tony, get on in there.
00:50:53.000 Go to the house of these goats.
00:50:54.000 Get on in there.
00:50:55.000 And I am just, I'm just not the guy to be in there with goats.
00:51:00.000 Yeah.
00:51:01.000 Like, oh, look at the little L.A. pussy boy with the goats.
00:51:04.000 Look how scared he is.
00:51:05.000 Guilty as charged.
00:51:06.000 These things are animals.
00:51:06.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:51:08.000 Who wants to have a fist fight with a house cat?
00:51:11.000 Do you want to have a fist fight with a house cat?
00:51:12.000 No.
00:51:13.000 Fuck no.
00:51:14.000 I'm a lot bigger than a house cat, but I wouldn't want to fuck with one.
00:51:17.000 Right.
00:51:17.000 That cat was jumping off the furniture, trying to claw your eyes out.
00:51:21.000 Yeah, it gets scary.
00:51:23.000 Animals are just so different than people.
00:51:25.000 You don't want to fuck with one.
00:51:26.000 Even a little goat.
00:51:28.000 I got home late the other night.
00:51:29.000 Even little Twixie scared me.
00:51:31.000 You know, Brian's old dog, little white, perfect little baby.
00:51:34.000 But I came home late.
00:51:36.000 It's all dark in my living room.
00:51:38.000 And I see something on the couch, like, looking at me.
00:51:42.000 I'm like, what the fuck is that?
00:51:43.000 Because normally Twixie's blocked probably about a 9.9.
00:51:49.000 But normally she's blocked off upstairs and stays up there throughout the night.
00:51:54.000 So this thing was on the couch and I could see it just standing out.
00:51:57.000 I got really concerned.
00:51:58.000 I'm like, what kind of fucking animal?
00:51:59.000 I know that's an animal looking at me.
00:52:01.000 I flip on the light and it's the cutest dog in the world.
00:52:04.000 But I was really scared.
00:52:05.000 I'm like, what kind of white?
00:52:06.000 Is that like an albino raccoon that somehow climbed through a window?
00:52:11.000 My brain just started flying.
00:52:12.000 Well, somebody left their door open.
00:52:14.000 It was a photo that was taken.
00:52:17.000 Where was that?
00:52:17.000 Was that you, Jamie?
00:52:18.000 Did you find that?
00:52:19.000 There's a photo taken of a coyote that was in someone's house.
00:52:22.000 No, somebody showed it to me in an email.
00:52:23.000 A coyote snuck into someone's house.
00:52:27.000 I think it was in Boulder.
00:52:28.000 And just was like in their house.
00:52:30.000 So they open up the front door and they see a coyote sitting in their house.
00:52:33.000 And they're like, oh Jesus Christ.
00:52:35.000 How do you get this fucking thing out?
00:52:36.000 Right.
00:52:37.000 Did you see the mountain lion that was in the guy's garage?
00:52:40.000 No.
00:52:40.000 Yeah, look up mountain lion and garage in Colorado.
00:52:43.000 These guys had like a confrontation with the mountain lion.
00:52:46.000 The mountain lion like ran right past this guy and into a corner.
00:52:49.000 And the guy like goes into the corner trying to chase the mountain lion out.
00:52:53.000 And the mountain lion runs past him again.
00:52:55.000 And you watch this and you're going, what the fuck?
00:52:57.000 All these things are happening in Colorado.
00:52:58.000 They just legalized pot.
00:53:00.000 It sounds like the last thing you'd want after getting really stoned.
00:53:03.000 I'm going to go to the garage, grab a soda.
00:53:05.000 I'm high as fuck.
00:53:06.000 Oh my god.
00:53:07.000 This is it.
00:53:07.000 Yeah, this is exactly it.
00:53:09.000 So these guys, they saw the cat.
00:53:10.000 There it is.
00:53:11.000 Look.
00:53:12.000 And they're yelling at it like, oh Jesus.
00:53:15.000 Got the GoPro.
00:53:17.000 They're going after it, and then look, he steps in there.
00:53:20.000 It's hard to tell.
00:53:21.000 It's in the back, yeah, and it's going to run past him.
00:53:23.000 Look at this.
00:53:24.000 Whoa.
00:53:25.000 And he kicked it as it ran past him.
00:53:27.000 That is nuts, man.
00:53:28.000 Look at that thing go.
00:53:30.000 Whoa.
00:53:31.000 That's so crazy.
00:53:33.000 Man, they weren't scared of that shit at all.
00:53:35.000 Yeah, those are hunters.
00:53:36.000 They were all wearing camo.
00:53:38.000 Do you see that?
00:53:38.000 They're hunters, probably.
00:53:39.000 Yeah.
00:53:40.000 But still, you should be scared.
00:53:41.000 If that thing decides to jump you, you got problems with mine.
00:53:44.000 Totally.
00:53:45.000 You got problems.
00:53:46.000 I don't get that leverage.
00:53:46.000 You can't choke out a mountain lion quite as easily as you can a human.
00:53:50.000 The thing about mountain lions, though, is there's so much food in Colorado.
00:53:53.000 There's so many animals for them to eat.
00:53:55.000 So many rabbits and deer.
00:53:56.000 There's so much for them to jack.
00:53:58.000 They don't really care.
00:53:58.000 You could just probably have a spray bottle with those guys.
00:54:01.000 Just sit back and chill.
00:54:03.000 Come on, puppy.
00:54:05.000 Come here, puppy.
00:54:06.000 Come here, sweetie.
00:54:07.000 Did you see the clip of Steve Harvey bringing up marijuana on Family Feud?
00:54:12.000 Oh, no.
00:54:13.000 Well, it's pretty funny.
00:54:15.000 Check this out.
00:54:17.000 All right, guys.
00:54:17.000 Here we go.
00:54:18.000 We've got the top six answers on the board.
00:54:21.000 Name something that gets passed around.
00:54:25.000 Chris.
00:54:26.000 A joint.
00:54:27.000 A joint?
00:54:31.000 Look at Steve Harvey's impression.
00:54:33.000 He pulls his arm off of him.
00:54:37.000 Oh, I am so wacky, the man says.
00:54:40.000 I've seen this before.
00:54:42.000 Have you?
00:54:42.000 Yeah, let's see what he says, though.
00:54:43.000 I don't remember.
00:54:44.000 Can I leave?
00:54:45.000 Yeah.
00:54:48.000 Now, Chris, I don't know what hundred people you thought we were talking to at some...
00:54:55.000 Nice little mall across good old America.
00:54:58.000 But I'm pretty sure that people didn't tell the survey people, hey, an illegal drug.
00:55:03.000 Let's turn around and see how many weed heads are out there with Chris.
00:55:08.000 A joint!
00:55:12.000 That is hilarious.
00:55:13.000 He can't believe it.
00:55:14.000 He was talking shit against it.
00:55:15.000 That's hilarious.
00:55:16.000 But this is the best part.
00:55:20.000 The woman's reaction.
00:55:23.000 Dang.
00:55:25.000 This is when you know we're going to hell.
00:55:29.000 Why?
00:55:30.000 Like, it's weird?
00:55:31.000 Okay, Tracy.
00:55:32.000 Only four answers topic, so...
00:55:36.000 The collection played at church.
00:55:42.000 He clapped because he felt bad about saying a joint.
00:55:45.000 She's got the halo and I got the horns.
00:55:49.000 I like the way you tried to stop us from going to hell.
00:55:54.000 You, Mr. You, evil boy, passing around the little thing with this funny smell.
00:56:01.000 Looking for some saving here!
00:56:04.000 Church place!
00:56:06.000 Less than weed.
00:56:07.000 Less than weed.
00:56:08.000 That's decorated.
00:56:10.000 It's less than the joint.
00:56:13.000 This is not good.
00:56:16.000 I'm just gonna...
00:56:17.000 You just go over there.
00:56:18.000 They're gonna play this.
00:56:21.000 Wow.
00:56:22.000 That's hilarious though, right?
00:56:22.000 That is pretty funny.
00:56:23.000 I think my mom showed me that.
00:56:25.000 You know, if you said a beer, you know, no one would give a shit, you know?
00:56:29.000 But you say a joint, like, oh my goodness.
00:56:31.000 It really is.
00:56:32.000 We're such children.
00:56:33.000 It's so bizarre.
00:56:34.000 Such children.
00:56:35.000 And comparing it to hell, even.
00:56:37.000 Well, he's a real, like, hardcore Christian, that guy.
00:56:40.000 His audience is very, very Christian.
00:56:42.000 He does, like, these big stadium church shows.
00:56:46.000 You ever seen those?
00:56:47.000 Is he one of those guys that makes women in wheelchairs walk?
00:56:50.000 No, no, no.
00:56:51.000 He just does stand-up comedy in these big church shows.
00:56:56.000 He has a radio show.
00:56:58.000 He does a lot of different shit, that guy.
00:57:00.000 I admire his hustle.
00:57:02.000 Totally.
00:57:02.000 He's got a lot of things going on.
00:57:03.000 He's got his own radio show.
00:57:05.000 He does that show.
00:57:06.000 He does stand-up.
00:57:07.000 He does these big church stand-up shows.
00:57:10.000 It's not my style.
00:57:12.000 It's not my kind of comedy, but I admire the dude's hustle.
00:57:15.000 I enjoy when people hustle.
00:57:17.000 What are you guys laughing at?
00:57:18.000 Oh, my God.
00:57:19.000 Jam Band just showed me this video.
00:57:21.000 It's one of the most fucked up.
00:57:22.000 You know Kevin Rose of Dig?
00:57:24.000 Oh, with the raccoon?
00:57:25.000 Oh, my God.
00:57:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:26.000 Let's show that.
00:57:26.000 This is crazy.
00:57:28.000 Kevin Rose found a raccoon attacking his dog.
00:57:31.000 He grabbed it and threw it off.
00:57:33.000 Kevin Rose, like, he founded what?
00:57:35.000 He found Dig.
00:57:37.000 He was on the screensavers, you know, on G4 and stuff.
00:57:40.000 See, it says, at 1 a.m., I heard my dog, Toaster, crying and yelping in pain.
00:57:43.000 I discovered a raccoon attacking him.
00:57:44.000 I do not encourage animal violence.
00:57:46.000 I wanted to get the wild animal as far away from us as possible.
00:57:49.000 Toaster is okay, but has some claw and bite marks.
00:57:51.000 So that's what it says at the beginning of the video.
00:57:53.000 In the video, you see this...
00:57:56.000 This raccoon and the dog are fucking going at it.
00:58:00.000 And so Kevin Rose runs down there, grabs the raccoon, slams it, and then kicks it.
00:58:06.000 Holy shit, he's gangster.
00:58:08.000 He grabbed that thing.
00:58:10.000 He didn't kick it first.
00:58:10.000 He just reached down and grabbed it with his hands, and then Hulk slammed it.
00:58:16.000 Wow.
00:58:17.000 Oh, shit.
00:58:19.000 Bam.
00:58:19.000 That's down a staircase, isn't it?
00:58:21.000 Yeah.
00:58:23.000 Whoa!
00:58:23.000 Is that a security camera that caught that?
00:58:25.000 Yeah.
00:58:25.000 Is that his house?
00:58:26.000 Yeah.
00:58:27.000 Wow, that's so crazy.
00:58:28.000 He grabbed that thing and hurled it.
00:58:31.000 Like a pillow.
00:58:32.000 Yeah, body slammed it.
00:58:34.000 Hey, that's how you do it when your loved ones are in danger.
00:58:36.000 You know, that's like when a woman picks up a truck to save her baby.
00:58:40.000 You know, that kind of shit?
00:58:41.000 Yeah.
00:58:42.000 You have that freak strength.
00:58:43.000 I think I would have just...
00:58:44.000 Kicked it.
00:58:44.000 I don't think I would touch it with my hand.
00:58:46.000 I think I would just, like, as hard as I could.
00:58:48.000 Yeah, I think you're right.
00:58:48.000 I think I probably would too.
00:58:50.000 But who knows?
00:58:51.000 I know, you hear that yelping of your favorite little pet.
00:58:54.000 Little wiki has a...
00:58:55.000 You might just...
00:58:56.000 I would grab a raccoon off of your dog if it was happening.
00:59:00.000 You might just go red-eyed.
00:59:01.000 You might just get crazy.
00:59:02.000 But God, how scary would it be if that thing walked on your face?
00:59:05.000 Yeah.
00:59:06.000 It's like...
00:59:08.000 I took my dog to the vet and he had these canines, I guess like puppy teeth, like they're supposed to fall out, but a lot of times their normal teeth will grow around their baby teeth.
00:59:18.000 Yeah, you told me about this.
00:59:19.000 Yeah, so she had to pull out all these teeth.
00:59:21.000 Man, that poor dog is just sitting there like looking at walls, crying.
00:59:25.000 Yeah, that's fucked up, man.
00:59:27.000 It's weird when you get these little breeds too, because you got to think like, what are those things like, I mean, how healthy is it to make an animal that weighs a pound?
00:59:36.000 You know, what's involved in that process?
00:59:38.000 Is that like normal?
00:59:39.000 It's a normal-sized dog, though.
00:59:41.000 It's not a teacup or anything.
00:59:42.000 It's just a Shih Tzu.
00:59:44.000 Yeah?
00:59:45.000 Yeah, a lot of people think it's like a teacup, but I think it's just a runt or whatever it's called.
00:59:49.000 You know, like the baby of the litter.
00:59:51.000 The small one of the litter.
00:59:52.000 Hmm.
00:59:53.000 I think it's called a runt.
00:59:55.000 Yeah, I did some research on Twixie's thing and the Pekingese dog.
00:59:59.000 You know, they used to...
01:00:00.000 How they...
01:00:01.000 What came was they would have, like, samurai warriors would just leave these beautiful little puppies in the bottom of their sleeves.
01:00:08.000 So they'd walk around and be all, you know, intimidating and stuff.
01:00:11.000 So to offset that, they'd have these adorable little dogs as they would just walk around with.
01:00:16.000 In their sleeves, yeah.
01:00:17.000 Speaking of animals, Brian, I want you to go to this story.
01:00:19.000 It's on the Daily Cause, K-O-S. You ever go to that website?
01:00:22.000 Go to dailycause.com and there's a story on...
01:00:26.000 I'll tweet it because this is so fucking crazy you're not going to believe it.
01:00:31.000 These armed agents came into a no-kill shelter.
01:00:34.000 I just tweeted it.
01:00:36.000 You can find the link.
01:00:38.000 These armed agents, they had a no-kill shelter for dogs.
01:00:42.000 If you don't want, you could donate money.
01:00:46.000 It's like a non-profit.
01:00:48.000 For a dog that goes to a pound, a lot of times they're in danger of being killed.
01:00:52.000 There's a few of these no-kill shelters that people set up to make sure these animals don't die.
01:00:58.000 Well, someone put a deer in one of these no-kill shelters.
01:01:04.000 So aerial photos were taken, they saw the deer, a warrant was issued, and a raid ensued by heavily armed agents.
01:01:11.000 The staff was corralled, not permitted to make calls, and cell phones were confiscated to delete pictures of the raid, and a baby deer, named Giggles by the staff, was seized and stuffed into a body bag and then promptly killed by the agents.
01:01:28.000 The presiding warden compared it to a drug raid to justify the SWAT-like tactics.
01:01:35.000 They compared it to a drug raid that having an illegal deer on the premise, a baby deer that they've been taking care of, was like having drugs.
01:01:44.000 So they came in there, and this is in Wisconsin, the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources.
01:01:54.000 And the sheriff's deputies raided this non-profit no-kill shelter, put this fucking baby deer in a bag, and then killed it.
01:02:04.000 This is insane.
01:02:07.000 The article says, Yes, dear civilized world, heavily armed agents of a state government in the U.S. of A. have raided a no-kill animal shelter to execute with extreme prejudice an internationally recognized symbol for the gentleness, helplessness,
01:02:22.000 and innocence.
01:02:23.000 Yes, world, this is America today, where militarized assault has become the answer to even the most minimal threat.
01:02:29.000 So really, I mean, that's a really interesting article.
01:02:35.000 It's a really interesting article.
01:02:36.000 I mean, the way he just said that, it's really weird that they did that.
01:02:41.000 So they went in for this deer, specifically?
01:02:43.000 Yeah, the word interesting is the wrong word, obviously.
01:02:46.000 I'm still kind of stunned by this.
01:02:48.000 But that agents would want to do this, that they would want to go in armed like that.
01:02:52.000 Like, why are they so armed for a deer?
01:02:55.000 Have they given a reason why, or have they made any comments?
01:03:00.000 I don't know, man.
01:03:00.000 I just read this.
01:03:01.000 It's kind of crazy, though.
01:03:02.000 That is bizarre.
01:03:03.000 I mean, it's a new story.
01:03:05.000 It says 6.21 p.m., and right now it's 7.57 p.m.
01:03:10.000 where we are.
01:03:11.000 I don't know if this is Pacific time.
01:03:13.000 Yes, it's Pacific time.
01:03:14.000 So this is only a couple hours old.
01:03:16.000 Oh, wait.
01:03:17.000 This is August 1st, though.
01:03:18.000 Yeah, today's August 1st, buddy.
01:03:19.000 Isn't it?
01:03:20.000 August 2nd?
01:03:20.000 August 2nd.
01:03:21.000 Is it today the 2nd already?
01:03:22.000 Yeah.
01:03:23.000 Oh, my God.
01:03:24.000 Where's this fucking life going?
01:03:26.000 It's life flying by.
01:03:28.000 Anyway, the story's gone viral now.
01:03:30.000 The Daily Cause is Daily KOS. Excellent website.
01:03:33.000 There's always really interesting stories there.
01:03:35.000 So go there and check that out.
01:03:37.000 If you're looking for the link to the story itself, it's on my Twitter feed, which is Joe Rogan.
01:03:43.000 It also has a beautiful picture of Michelle Bachman.
01:03:46.000 On the front page.
01:03:47.000 That crazy conservative lady.
01:03:49.000 Yeah.
01:03:50.000 I love those crazy conservative ladies.
01:03:52.000 Maybe that deer was like some kind of a government experiment and it got away.
01:03:57.000 Oh, right.
01:03:57.000 Maybe it was like a 28 Days Later deer.
01:03:59.000 It has to be something crazy for them.
01:04:01.000 I mean, killing the deer is one thing.
01:04:03.000 Maybe they just bored and they wanted something to do and that was like a big deal.
01:04:09.000 Deleting the...
01:04:10.000 The pictures, that seems like a whole other illegal move.
01:04:15.000 It seems like you should be able to take whatever pictures you want.
01:04:18.000 On your property.
01:04:18.000 Yeah, but they want to minimize any kind of political situation that would come up from killing a deer.
01:04:26.000 And they probably thought the best way to do that is to stop any photos that are being taken.
01:04:32.000 Wow.
01:04:33.000 Yeah, kind of crazy, really.
01:04:34.000 Yeah.
01:04:35.000 It seems a little bit overkill-y.
01:04:39.000 Maybe Wisconsin's just trying to act gangster so they get some attention.
01:04:43.000 I don't know, man.
01:04:46.000 It just hurts your feelings.
01:04:48.000 And this is coming from someone who's killed a deer.
01:04:51.000 I killed a deer to eat it.
01:04:53.000 Someone has a baby pet deer.
01:04:55.000 Fenced into a no-kill ranch.
01:04:57.000 It's just so crazy.
01:04:59.000 The people that would be...
01:05:00.000 The biggest animal lovers probably that you could find with the ones that would be working there.
01:05:05.000 So to do that to them is like extra cruel.
01:05:09.000 Another thing that's really bizarre, did you say that they put him in a body bag and then killed him?
01:05:14.000 Yeah, they just grabbed it and stuffed into a body bag and then probably either clubbed it or shot it.
01:05:21.000 Kevin Rose threw it down some stairs.
01:05:22.000 Yeah, I mean, who knows, man?
01:05:24.000 Who knows what it is?
01:05:26.000 Normally you put things in a body bag after.
01:05:28.000 That seems like a lot of hard work.
01:05:30.000 Yeah.
01:05:31.000 It's flailing legs.
01:05:32.000 It's horrible.
01:05:33.000 It's really, it's weird, you know?
01:05:35.000 You stop and think about it.
01:05:37.000 It's like that someone could just do that in front of all these screaming and crying people and stuff it in a bag and Ice it.
01:05:44.000 Right, of all the things.
01:05:45.000 Where's the baby deer?
01:05:46.000 It just seems like it's not necessary.
01:05:48.000 I mean, the only thing that you could say though, and this is true, is that they contain ticks and those ticks contain Lyme disease.
01:05:55.000 That is possible.
01:05:57.000 If they were worried about Lyme disease spreading into these other animals and they were justifiably upset that these people brought a possibly contaminated deer, It does make sense that they would take the deer away and examine it.
01:06:10.000 At least, you know, examine it.
01:06:13.000 But throwing it in a body bag and killing it is pretty fucking, pretty cruel.
01:06:17.000 Yeah.
01:06:17.000 It's like, why not?
01:06:18.000 Why not be nice?
01:06:20.000 Why do I do that poor little deer?
01:06:21.000 Yeah.
01:06:22.000 They're so cute.
01:06:23.000 It's like a really bad way to die.
01:06:24.000 They're so cute.
01:06:25.000 But they're so fucking delicious.
01:06:28.000 It's like there's a battle going on with us, you know?
01:06:30.000 You know what else is delicious?
01:06:32.000 Rabbits.
01:06:33.000 Delicious.
01:06:34.000 And for a while, people just, they had to eat them.
01:06:36.000 There was no debate.
01:06:37.000 And it's just like recently, where people, you know, in the last few hundred years or so, people have gotten to the point where we don't have to kill everything to eat it.
01:06:44.000 It's not everything near us that's moving, hit with a rock and fucking thrown into a fire.
01:06:48.000 We don't have to do that anymore.
01:06:49.000 So we have pets.
01:06:50.000 We have pets that used to be our food.
01:06:52.000 Yeah.
01:06:52.000 You know, cute little rabbit.
01:06:54.000 They're so fluffy.
01:06:55.000 They're like, please don't eat us.
01:06:56.000 We're not aggressive.
01:06:57.000 We just hang out.
01:06:58.000 Sometimes you gotta eat them.
01:07:00.000 Yeah.
01:07:02.000 I actually, I don't think you know this about me.
01:07:06.000 But I'm a vegetarian.
01:07:07.000 I'm a vegan.
01:07:09.000 Total vegan, right?
01:07:10.000 Yeah.
01:07:10.000 I knew there was something wrong with you.
01:07:12.000 I've known this for a long time.
01:07:14.000 I always thought it was funny because I love your secret vegan bit that you do.
01:07:20.000 And the first time I heard it was when I was working with you in Indianapolis and I'm back there cracking up.
01:07:24.000 And I said to myself, you know what, I'm going to keep this.
01:07:26.000 I'm going to see how long I could be the opposite vegan.
01:07:29.000 Well, I knew you were at least a vegetarian for a long time.
01:07:33.000 Yeah.
01:07:33.000 Yeah, I think it came up maybe when we were hanging out.
01:07:36.000 Yeah.
01:07:36.000 Maybe, do we go to dinner or something?
01:07:38.000 Do we eat something?
01:07:38.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:07:40.000 Yeah, that's gotta be weird, man, when you're on the road.
01:07:42.000 Is that annoying?
01:07:42.000 It's so hard on the road, it really is.
01:07:44.000 What do you do when you're on the road to stand up?
01:07:47.000 Luckily, the main thing that I avoid is dairy.
01:07:51.000 I still eat fish, sushi, salmon, all that.
01:07:55.000 Oh, you do?
01:07:56.000 Wait a minute.
01:07:57.000 The fuck are you talking about?
01:07:58.000 You're not a vegan.
01:07:59.000 I'm a pescatarian that doesn't eat dairy.
01:08:01.000 Dude, that is not being a vegan.
01:08:03.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:04.000 You eat fish.
01:08:05.000 But...
01:08:06.000 It's the butter and milk that's the bad stuff.
01:08:09.000 Yeah, but vegans, for the most part, they're doing it more as in...
01:08:14.000 I wouldn't say more, but one of the major considerations is that they don't want to hurt animals.
01:08:19.000 Yeah, that's not my consideration at all.
01:08:20.000 Mine is so selfish.
01:08:21.000 I just wanted to be happy all the time.
01:08:24.000 That's what I was...
01:08:25.000 It has nothing to do with the animals.
01:08:26.000 And you found that altering your diet has a big...
01:08:30.000 Change on how you feel?
01:08:33.000 Big time.
01:08:33.000 In what way?
01:08:35.000 Creatively.
01:08:35.000 Really?
01:08:36.000 Absolutely.
01:08:37.000 See, what used to happen was that down that I would get after eating, it's just exhausting.
01:08:43.000 I'm very reactive to that.
01:08:44.000 I like coffee and I like being able to be in position to do something.
01:09:09.000 It used to really bother me.
01:09:11.000 But it's not really once you just go around it.
01:09:14.000 Once you have vegan cheese in your house, it's pretty much straight because then you can make a pizza or whatever.
01:09:21.000 You know, you could throw something together if you really are craving it.
01:09:24.000 But yeah, that edge and the negativity and sort of depression-like symptoms that I was feeling pretty much throughout my whole life up until the point really dissipated after the dairy was gone.
01:09:36.000 Almost instantly, by the way.
01:09:37.000 Like, to the meal, once I started eliminating cheese was really the main thing because I'd have cheese on every sandwich.
01:09:43.000 So delicious, though.
01:09:44.000 Right.
01:09:45.000 I like vegan cheese, though.
01:09:46.000 You get used to it, and there's great ways around it.
01:09:49.000 Avocado's great.
01:09:50.000 For me, it's one month now with no gluten.
01:09:54.000 One month where I haven't had any.
01:09:56.000 It's completely changed my diet.
01:09:59.000 I only eat vegetables and meats and chicken and fish and things along those lines.
01:10:03.000 Occasionally I have rice, but not very often.
01:10:05.000 But I've completely cut out all pasta, completely cut out all bread, and I notice a lot of differences.
01:10:12.000 I don't feel, when I eat, even if I'm full, I don't need to eat anymore, I don't feel bloated.
01:10:18.000 I don't have the, ugh, there's a feeling nice to eat.
01:10:21.000 Dude, I can put away some fucking food, alright?
01:10:23.000 I would eat a giant whole pizza by myself, like, with all sorts of shit on it.
01:10:28.000 Pepperoni and sausage, and I will fuck up a big pizza to the point where I just...
01:10:32.000 The last couple of slices, I'm just trying to prove a point.
01:10:35.000 Right.
01:10:36.000 I'm just...
01:10:37.000 Just showing what a fat fucking pig I can be and stuff this down my throat.
01:10:42.000 But the feeling after that, when that cement is digesting in my stomach, that paste, when it's all smashed up with my teeth and packed into a ball of just...
01:10:55.000 Barely digestible fart fuel.
01:10:58.000 Totally.
01:10:58.000 I mean, that's what it is.
01:11:00.000 I'm just cutting horrible farts and listening to my stomach rumble and it's just stretched out and aching.
01:11:07.000 That's gone.
01:11:08.000 One of the reasons why I did it is because I talked to someone about my back, which has gotten a lot better.
01:11:14.000 And thank you everybody who's had back injuries and given me tips, whether it's on Twitter, on the message board.
01:11:21.000 A lot of people gave me some great suggestions of different shit to do.
01:11:26.000 Including Dave Asprey, who told me about ozone, pro-lo-zone therapy.
01:11:30.000 It's pro-lo-therapy with ozone, which helped me quite a bit.
01:11:33.000 Really interesting, interesting stuff.
01:11:35.000 But this lady told me to cut out gluten.
01:11:37.000 She said she's a therapist, a physical therapist, and her and her husband both work with high-level athletes.
01:11:43.000 And one of the things they said is, like, we've had really good results in getting people to stop eating gluten, and a lot of inflammation goes down.
01:11:51.000 And people that have had, like, back issues...
01:11:53.000 Just in cutting out the gluten, the inflammation from their disc swelling and stuff has gone down considerably to the point where it becomes asymptomatic.
01:12:00.000 And I thought that was so crazy.
01:12:02.000 I was like, how could gluten have that much of an effect on you?
01:12:05.000 But man, it fucking does.
01:12:07.000 I've only been a month.
01:12:08.000 It's about roughly a month now.
01:12:11.000 But I have much less aches and pains in joints.
01:12:14.000 My face looks thinner.
01:12:16.000 My face is like...
01:12:17.000 I'm still eating as much as I want.
01:12:20.000 I'm not like...
01:12:21.000 I wouldn't say I'm limiting my calories or dieting, but I'm losing body fat, and my stomach is going down.
01:12:27.000 I know there's this book, Wheat Belly.
01:12:29.000 I haven't read it yet, but apparently what they talk about is how many people have belly fat from eating gluten and wheat.
01:12:36.000 It just...
01:12:37.000 It just packs it on you.
01:12:39.000 But I noticed my stomach on television.
01:12:40.000 I was like, my gut's kind of sticking out a little bit.
01:12:42.000 Because I haven't been able to work out as much because of my back.
01:12:45.000 All that shit's gone.
01:12:46.000 All that shit's gone as soon as I cut out gluten.
01:12:48.000 Wow.
01:12:48.000 I could tell on your face.
01:12:49.000 Yeah.
01:12:50.000 My face was getting pretty fat, man.
01:12:52.000 I carry weight in my face.
01:12:53.000 It's one of the first places I carry it.
01:12:55.000 For whatever reason.
01:12:56.000 In my dick.
01:12:57.000 So, unfortunately, fortunately and unfortunately, my dick is looking like a runner.
01:13:04.000 Yeah.
01:13:06.000 My dick looks like a jogger.
01:13:09.000 A jogger.
01:13:11.000 I want my dick to look like a bulldog.
01:13:15.000 Instead it looks like a jogger with a headband.
01:13:21.000 But I would recommend anybody trying it.
01:13:23.000 Some people say it's nonsense, but one of the things I found out about the internet, the internet is a beautiful resource, but no matter what, there's going to be a certain amount of people that think something sucks.
01:13:34.000 It could be the most awesome shit that's ever existed.
01:13:37.000 I've seen people say the Black Keys fucking suck.
01:13:39.000 I've seen people say Louis C.K. fucking sucks.
01:13:41.000 I've seen people say Dave Chappelle fucking sucks.
01:13:44.000 Everything that is awesome in the world, someone out there is saying it sucks.
01:13:47.000 You could just search the keywords on Twitter and you'll find people saying the dumbest stuff in the world.
01:13:53.000 So much of it is people not talking in person to other people and not having to have a sort of like a...
01:14:08.000 We're good to go.
01:14:26.000 They just throw it out there.
01:14:28.000 Just unleash from the bowels of their soul.
01:14:32.000 They hide in their apartment from the fucking bill collectors.
01:14:36.000 From their parents who live on the floor above them.
01:14:39.000 It's a weird thing.
01:14:40.000 If I can give any advice to anybody that finds themselves caught doing that, sometimes people think they can do it to celebrities because celebrities aren't really people.
01:14:47.000 I've seen people that seem like normal folks, and then they'll tell you, Ariane Celeste Brockby from Twitter.
01:14:55.000 Like, why'd you do that?
01:14:55.000 I was fucking giving her some shit about something.
01:14:58.000 She blocked me.
01:14:58.000 Like, why are you doing that, dude?
01:15:00.000 Do you even know her?
01:15:01.000 Like, why are you having this exchange with her?
01:15:03.000 What are you doing?
01:15:04.000 Why are you being so mean?
01:15:05.000 Why are you being mean?
01:15:06.000 Focus on yourself, motherfucker.
01:15:08.000 It's weird when you meet those people in person, too.
01:15:10.000 There was a guy the other day that came to the comedy club, and he was just like, remember that guy that came up?
01:15:16.000 He was kind of drunk, and he goes...
01:15:18.000 He was talking to our friend Benji, and he was just like, you know, man, you suck.
01:15:24.000 Your set was just stupid.
01:15:27.000 And we're just like, interrupting our conversation.
01:15:31.000 And it got me to the point where I was like, I almost just want to beat this guy's ass.
01:15:35.000 I'm not even a fighter, but I just want to smash this dude's face in.
01:15:38.000 Because I've already gone through the police, you know, just get away from us, man.
01:15:43.000 Leave us alone type thing.
01:15:44.000 And the whole night, he wouldn't leave.
01:15:45.000 He kept on getting kicked out, and he would come sneak his way back in, start talking shit to comics, and then like...
01:15:52.000 Wow.
01:15:52.000 It was like he just needed...
01:15:54.000 So he's like a human in real life troll.
01:15:57.000 Yes.
01:15:57.000 Yeah.
01:15:58.000 Instead of like an internet troll.
01:15:59.000 He was really bad at it, too, because he would come up to the group, he would say somebody sucked, and we're just like, okay, what else?
01:16:07.000 What else you got?
01:16:07.000 Oh, that's it.
01:16:08.000 I just want to tell you you suck.
01:16:09.000 It's like, okay.
01:16:10.000 Well, then that's it, right?
01:16:12.000 So you can go.
01:16:13.000 It's like, why you got to be like that?
01:16:14.000 You just told me I suck.
01:16:17.000 What do you mean?
01:16:19.000 What am I supposed to do?
01:16:19.000 Hang out with you?
01:16:21.000 As time goes on, more of those people are being exposed.
01:16:25.000 And they're starting to feel that, you know, they're starting to feel the sting of being mean to people like that.
01:16:30.000 Like, have you seen what happened with that guy that was on, who's a Reddit guy, who was like, he was posting, he posts like really mean evil shit on Reddit, and they found out who he was in real life, so they contacted his employer and he got fired.
01:16:45.000 He got fired for his...
01:16:46.000 He was talking about it.
01:16:47.000 He's like, this is just a persona.
01:16:49.000 I just do this to blow off steam.
01:16:51.000 I'm actually a nice guy.
01:16:52.000 I got a family.
01:16:52.000 He just was entertaining himself by just doing this online.
01:16:58.000 It gets weird, man.
01:17:00.000 It gets weird.
01:17:01.000 I don't agree with that guy getting fired.
01:17:03.000 I'll tell you that.
01:17:04.000 I don't agree with a guy getting fired for something that has nothing to do with his work.
01:17:07.000 Because you find out that he posts mean shit on Twitter or on Reddit.
01:17:10.000 Well, he didn't know that he was going to get caught.
01:17:13.000 You have to show that bar.
01:17:16.000 You know?
01:17:17.000 Like, most people think that the rules are pretty – like, it's a game to a lot of folks.
01:17:21.000 Like, try to say something mean, try to get people to react, try to get people to freak out because you put up some horrifying image.
01:17:27.000 And that game, the parameters of that game have been pretty clearly established.
01:17:32.000 No one was losing any jobs because of that.
01:17:34.000 You had an anonymous name.
01:17:36.000 Nobody lost any jobs.
01:17:37.000 Well, somewhere along the line, people decided that wasn't good enough, so they had to go after the people that were posting this fucked up shit.
01:17:43.000 And the way they went after is they find out who you are as a real human being, and then they go after you.
01:17:48.000 And that's where this shit gets weird.
01:17:49.000 Yeah.
01:17:50.000 Because it was, like, who are you?
01:17:52.000 Are you your online guy?
01:17:53.000 Right.
01:17:54.000 Or are you the real guy, the real, you know, Tony Hinchcliffe that I see out there in the street?
01:17:58.000 Or are you Tony Hinchcliffe that pretends to be a woman and goes on Cougar Life and tries to get guys to fall in love?
01:18:06.000 Have you been looking at my browser history?
01:18:09.000 How many women, I mean like how many dudes out there that are online talking and they think to women are actually just other dudes that are pretending to be women?
01:18:19.000 That didn't happen to me.
01:18:21.000 One of the things that we did on this sci-fi show is we went to a motion capture studio.
01:18:29.000 They do the same stuff.
01:18:30.000 They do Avatar and they did a lot of other movies.
01:18:34.000 They have all these different frames that they can put you into.
01:18:37.000 They put you in this motion capture suit and they make an image of your face and then they can put your face on a body.
01:18:44.000 And then you're running around this area and you're running around actually in this game.
01:18:50.000 You could see this character and you could be a woman, you could be a monster, you could be all these different characters in a game.
01:18:57.000 How long is it until we have a World of Warcraft type 3D game and dudes just decide to be a chick?
01:19:04.000 Right.
01:19:08.000 Just because.
01:19:09.000 Just because.
01:19:09.000 Just for fun.
01:19:10.000 Yeah.
01:19:11.000 Why not?
01:19:11.000 You know?
01:19:12.000 I'm always girl video game characters.
01:19:14.000 And anyway...
01:19:14.000 Yeah, you would be a girl if you were a superhero, right?
01:19:16.000 Didn't you say you would be a superwoman?
01:19:17.000 Superwoman.
01:19:18.000 And if you had the choice, you would bother the other players more by killing than being a woman anyway.
01:19:25.000 Like, oh man, I just got killed by a chick.
01:19:26.000 Let me give you a for instance.
01:19:27.000 Let me give you...
01:19:28.000 What if...
01:19:29.000 Okay, let's say...
01:19:30.000 I don't know anything about your personal situation, but let's say you're in love.
01:19:34.000 You found the girl.
01:19:35.000 This is the one you want to marry, okay?
01:19:37.000 And you have the opportunity for one day, or one hour, let's say an hour, to feel what it's like for you to fuck her.
01:19:45.000 And she gets to feel what it's like to be you having sex with her.
01:19:52.000 So you feel what it's like to be her getting fucked by you, and she feels what it's like for you To fuck her.
01:20:00.000 Do you think you could do that?
01:20:01.000 Do you think you could lie there and get fucked by yourself?
01:20:03.000 I don't think I could handle an hour of what I'm dealing with.
01:20:09.000 Do you think you could do that?
01:20:10.000 Do you think you could deal with kissing you?
01:20:12.000 And do you think you'd love her enough to let her be you for an hour and you be her?
01:20:17.000 I really, really love myself.
01:20:20.000 I'm pretty sure that if I got fucked by me, if I was a chick for an hour, I'd probably really enjoy it.
01:20:29.000 If I was a chick, I'd probably be a squirter.
01:20:34.000 Do you think you'd give up the booty?
01:20:36.000 Would you go anal?
01:20:37.000 Would I give up?
01:20:38.000 If you were a chick, would you take it in the ass from yourself?
01:20:40.000 Well, for me, yeah.
01:20:41.000 From yourself, yeah.
01:20:43.000 Would you just spit on your hand and rub your asshole?
01:20:45.000 Never in any other analogy would I reach back and open it up wide for you.
01:20:49.000 I don't know if I did.
01:20:50.000 Would you go ass to mouth for yourself?
01:20:52.000 That's the real question.
01:20:53.000 How much do you really love yourself?
01:20:55.000 Because you probably don't love yourself enough to go ass to mouth on yourself.
01:20:58.000 But if you watch porn, girls who don't even love guys are willing to go ass to mouth.
01:21:03.000 Right.
01:21:03.000 So consider your commitment.
01:21:05.000 Well, the girls in porns are getting like $2,000.
01:21:08.000 So do I also get $2,000 to fuck myself?
01:21:11.000 Right.
01:21:11.000 If that's all it takes for you to go ass to mouth, we can have that arranged.
01:21:16.000 Well, he has to be fucking himself.
01:21:18.000 We'll just make a mask.
01:21:19.000 We'll just make a mask.
01:21:24.000 We'll just make a mask that looks just like you.
01:21:26.000 It's not gay if it's yourself.
01:21:28.000 How about we make a mask that looks just like you and we put it on a girl with a strap on.
01:21:31.000 So it is like you're fucking yourself.
01:21:34.000 Not enough?
01:21:34.000 No.
01:21:35.000 Definitely not.
01:21:35.000 You need to be the girl.
01:21:37.000 You need to actually be a girl.
01:21:38.000 Because then you'd say, yeah, I'm not even me.
01:21:41.000 I'm her.
01:21:41.000 And then you look down and you see your penis.
01:21:42.000 And you go, oh no.
01:21:43.000 No, I'm still a guy.
01:21:46.000 What the fuck kind of game am I playing?
01:21:47.000 I know.
01:21:48.000 I'm so confused.
01:21:49.000 I don't know whether I would fuck this thing or I wouldn't.
01:21:51.000 I don't know what's me and what's not.
01:21:53.000 Do they both have penises?
01:21:55.000 Does one have a vagina?
01:21:56.000 I mean, I've wondered.
01:21:58.000 Have you ever wondered what it must be like to be a woman and to be attracted to men?
01:22:03.000 And to be a woman and have a man inside of you.
01:22:06.000 The whole experience.
01:22:08.000 It's so radically different.
01:22:10.000 It would be really trippy if they offered up.
01:22:12.000 Say if one day your mind literally can be recorded.
01:22:17.000 Say if one day the memory that you experience now is like old school.
01:22:21.000 They're going to have digital memory.
01:22:22.000 They're going to plug it into the cerebral cortex or wherever the fuck your memories are stored.
01:22:26.000 And you're going to be able to have it on a hard drive.
01:22:27.000 You're going to be able to have your memory on a hard drive.
01:22:29.000 And I'm going to be able to take...
01:22:30.000 We're good to go.
01:22:47.000 That's interesting because it's like, you know, people that are born blind don't dream in color.
01:22:55.000 So I wonder if you could feel a vagina if you don't have one.
01:22:59.000 That's a very good point.
01:23:01.000 That's a very good point.
01:23:02.000 That's really interesting.
01:23:03.000 I never even thought of that.
01:23:05.000 But you and the wife would just swap hard drives.
01:23:08.000 It seems like they're getting a more enjoyable end.
01:23:13.000 I mean, the noises that they make the whole time.
01:23:15.000 And compared to, I mean, I don't know how you guys are, but I'm not that loud.
01:23:19.000 It's not like, ah, ah, ah.
01:23:21.000 You should try it.
01:23:21.000 Practice it.
01:23:22.000 Really?
01:23:22.000 Just fucking go crazy.
01:23:24.000 Pretend.
01:23:25.000 I can't wait.
01:23:26.000 I can tell this is life-changing advice I'm about to get.
01:23:30.000 Just pretend when you're fucking that you're an animal in a movie.
01:23:36.000 That's what you should do.
01:23:37.000 Not even a real animal.
01:23:38.000 Because real animals are fairly quiet.
01:23:40.000 Like a squirrel.
01:23:41.000 Yeah.
01:23:42.000 Like just a crazy, wild, undiscovered ape that lives in Africa.
01:23:49.000 It's one killer fucking screaming ape and claw and hold it by the neck.
01:23:55.000 Try it.
01:23:56.000 Just get crazy.
01:23:57.000 I make sea lion noises.
01:24:00.000 Yeah, the kind that are drying up on the beach because they have a broken flipper.
01:24:09.000 Is that how you get to fuck dolphins?
01:24:12.000 By making that noise?
01:24:13.000 By the way, sea lions are the most funniest sounding animal, I think, just hanging out.
01:24:18.000 I wonder what they're doing.
01:24:19.000 Do you think they're communicating?
01:24:21.000 I don't know.
01:24:22.000 They sound so depressed and dumb.
01:24:26.000 You ain't lying.
01:24:28.000 Yeah, it's not like the best sound.
01:24:31.000 Have you ever heard of elk?
01:24:33.000 Elk?
01:24:34.000 Yeah.
01:24:34.000 They have this weird...
01:24:35.000 They have like a bugle.
01:24:37.000 It's called an elk bugle.
01:24:39.000 Pull it up as a sound.
01:24:41.000 It's the weirdest noise.
01:24:43.000 Like animals have weird fucking noises, but male elks, what they call bull elks, when they're calling out to bitches, letting them know what's up, it's time to get some dick.
01:24:52.000 Come to get some dick.
01:24:54.000 Listen to the sound.
01:24:58.000 You hear that?
01:24:59.000 That's an elk.
01:25:03.000 It also sounds like Tony in bed.
01:25:05.000 That's a female.
01:25:07.000 It's R2-D2. Oh wow.
01:25:15.000 How weird is that?
01:25:19.000 Elk, when you look at them with their giant fucking horns, listen to that.
01:25:25.000 Is that the guy?
01:25:26.000 That's an elk.
01:25:28.000 That's an elk making noise.
01:25:29.000 Yeah, that's a male.
01:25:30.000 The males have horns.
01:25:34.000 How crazy is that?
01:25:35.000 That animal is right out of Lord of the Rings.
01:25:38.000 Oh yeah.
01:25:39.000 It looks like a boar with antlers.
01:25:42.000 They're weird because they're closer related apparently to cows than they are to deer.
01:25:48.000 It looks like it.
01:25:50.000 Really thick necks.
01:25:54.000 What a weird fucking noise, man.
01:25:56.000 Fuck, I'd suck off that elk after making that noise.
01:25:59.000 Those mating calls are working on me.
01:26:01.000 I mean, what a weird animal, man.
01:26:04.000 I mean, think about that reality.
01:26:05.000 Living in the woods, just trekking around in snow, looking for grass to eat, and then once a year, it's time to fuck.
01:26:15.000 Wow.
01:26:16.000 Once a year, it's time to get your fuck on.
01:26:18.000 How exciting that must be when that comes around.
01:26:20.000 They're bugling.
01:26:20.000 Ooh!
01:26:23.000 Ooh!
01:26:25.000 I wish I was here for the other day.
01:26:27.000 You had that car guy on.
01:26:29.000 Oh, Matt Farah?
01:26:30.000 Yeah, how was that?
01:26:30.000 Oh, he'll be back again.
01:26:31.000 He was awesome.
01:26:32.000 He was awesome.
01:26:34.000 Fun.
01:26:34.000 We got hammered, too.
01:26:36.000 Oh, geez, Louisa.
01:26:37.000 I could have talked shit about Volkswagen with him.
01:26:38.000 Why?
01:26:38.000 What's wrong with your Volkswagen?
01:26:40.000 It's the most dumbest thing ever.
01:26:42.000 I haven't had my car for a month.
01:26:44.000 What's wrong?
01:26:44.000 Well, when I first got it, they had this thing where the windows, you try to roll up the windows, and it would roll up all the way, and then it would roll down all the way, and then you're like, God damn it, you have to do it like four times in a row.
01:26:53.000 So finally, I was like, what the fuck's going on?
01:26:55.000 They're like, oh, there's a recall.
01:26:57.000 So they take out the windows, and they scratch up, uh, I had tenting on them, they scratched up all the tenting on it, and so then I had to take it back, and then, like, this, uh, like, a couple months later, the sunroof thing broke, the trunk thing, which had, like, string holding up the trunk,
01:27:13.000 broke, All these little things keep on breaking.
01:27:16.000 Like the car, awesome, but all these little stupid things breaking.
01:27:19.000 So then I take it back.
01:27:20.000 They have it for two weeks.
01:27:22.000 They give it back to me.
01:27:23.000 They didn't fix half the shit, so then I had to take it back.
01:27:25.000 They didn't fix half the shit?
01:27:26.000 What didn't they fix?
01:27:27.000 They were supposed to fix this headlight thing, and they didn't fix the headlight.
01:27:31.000 And then when they were fixing the sunroof thing, they scratched up the top of the interior, so they have to replace the interior.
01:27:40.000 The general manager and the service managers won't even call me back anymore.
01:27:43.000 They don't have an answer.
01:27:46.000 Every time I come, I'm like, how about now?
01:27:48.000 It'll be beginning of next week.
01:27:50.000 Then next week comes and they're like, it's going to be the following week.
01:27:54.000 And they just don't even answer my phone calls anymore.
01:27:57.000 It's gotten to that point.
01:27:58.000 They don't answer your phone calls?
01:27:59.000 No, no.
01:28:00.000 They won't return my calls.
01:28:01.000 There was like three days that they didn't return my calls.
01:28:04.000 And this is the dealership?
01:28:06.000 This is the dealership.
01:28:06.000 I just contacted, because I went crazy on Twitter.
01:28:10.000 And then, of course, the Volkswagen Twitter page sent me a message.
01:28:15.000 And what'd they say?
01:28:15.000 So I called up and I made this, I had to make up this whole, like...
01:28:19.000 You know, thing where the district manager is going to figure out what the fuck's going on.
01:28:23.000 So they had opened up a case.
01:28:24.000 But still, no car.
01:28:26.000 They gave me a Passat, which I guess is a nice car, a 2013 to use for the last two days.
01:28:32.000 But it's like one of those ones where it's been stripped of everything.
01:28:35.000 Where you don't even have a map, GPS. No navigation?
01:28:38.000 I have a four-cylinder.
01:28:39.000 I have no pickup at all.
01:28:41.000 So I'm on the LA freeway trying to...
01:28:43.000 Speed or do something, and it's just like I have a little go-kart.
01:28:47.000 It's bullshit.
01:28:48.000 That's crazy that they've had it for a month.
01:28:50.000 Yeah.
01:28:51.000 What was the major issue?
01:28:52.000 What the fuck was it?
01:28:53.000 Well, the major issue was just that there's been so many little things that have been breaking on it, like the windows and stuff, but they have this net.
01:29:01.000 It's over the sunroof, and you pull the net.
01:29:04.000 What are they saying?
01:29:05.000 Are they giving you a reason why they can't fix this?
01:29:07.000 No, what they do is they fix it, and they'll break something else.
01:29:09.000 They break something else?
01:29:10.000 Yeah, like when they fix the roof thing, they scratched up my whole interior, and so they're replacing the interior now.
01:29:16.000 When they replaced my windows, they scratched up all the tint on my windows when they put it back in.
01:29:21.000 Like, it's been just non-stop.
01:29:24.000 And then, like, all these little tiny...
01:29:26.000 Like, people warn me about this.
01:29:27.000 I already knew this about Volkswagen.
01:29:28.000 But all these little tiny things, like the cigarette lighter thing, where you plug in your, like, iPhone charger.
01:29:32.000 When you pull it out, the whole thing came out.
01:29:34.000 So I had to get that fixed.
01:29:35.000 So it's a build quality complaint.
01:29:37.000 It's a build...
01:29:37.000 Yeah, and what's weird is if you look back...
01:29:40.000 Like, I get consumer reports and stuff with Volkswagen.
01:29:43.000 They've had this problem for so long that it's always an electrical issue.
01:29:48.000 It's always, you know, like...
01:29:50.000 The little things break.
01:29:51.000 It's never the engine.
01:29:52.000 Usually, everything runs fine.
01:29:54.000 It's just like your car will fall apart.
01:29:56.000 And it's like to the T. I would go there and I would verbally abuse every employee there.
01:30:02.000 Yeah, but it's not their fault.
01:30:03.000 Who knows what the fuck is going on?
01:30:05.000 I mean, it's not every employee.
01:30:09.000 Someone's fucking up.
01:30:10.000 The one that they put in front of you, whoever's responsible for that location.
01:30:15.000 There was also a part of this Volkswagen experience where I ordered a part, this headlight.
01:30:20.000 They were like, you know, something on the freeway snapped up and hit one of the fog lights.
01:30:25.000 And it was like, alright, so I have to pay for that.
01:30:28.000 I understand.
01:30:28.000 And they're like, well, it's going to be $200, but the labor's going to be $100.
01:30:32.000 I'm like, that's fine.
01:30:32.000 Just need it fixed.
01:30:34.000 And then they didn't fix that.
01:30:36.000 And then I was like, why didn't you fix this?
01:30:38.000 And I had to take my car back, and I went to the service manager, and I was like, why didn't you fix this?
01:30:43.000 Oh, this service guy said that you said not to fix it.
01:30:46.000 That was too expensive.
01:30:47.000 Okay, well this sounds like a personal service situation.
01:30:50.000 It's going to go on forever.
01:30:52.000 Yeah, it sucks.
01:30:54.000 Do you want to say the name of the place?
01:30:56.000 New Century Volkswagen Glendale, you can eat my dick.
01:30:59.000 Oh my goodness.
01:31:01.000 How dare you.
01:31:02.000 That's not what I was hoping you were going to do.
01:31:04.000 I was hoping you were going to say, New Century Volkswagen Glendale, let's work this out.
01:31:10.000 Eat my dick.
01:31:11.000 They have your car still.
01:31:12.000 I don't care anymore.
01:31:13.000 Like, they can keep my car.
01:31:14.000 You shouldn't say eat my dick, because they might just eat your dick.
01:31:17.000 You're going to get there, they're going to lock the doors, and they're going to go, Oh, you want to talk some shit, huh?
01:31:21.000 Hey, our phone's been ringing off the hook for the past two days, so we are going to eat your dick.
01:31:24.000 Ha ha ha!
01:31:25.000 They come out with a fucking pair of hedge clippers and chase you around the Volkswagen shop.
01:31:30.000 Okay?
01:31:31.000 It's in Glendale, man.
01:31:32.000 Glendales.
01:31:33.000 Oh, I'm fucked.
01:31:33.000 I know I'm fucked.
01:31:35.000 You're not fucked.
01:31:36.000 It does sound like a pain in the dick, though.
01:31:38.000 Tony Hinchcliffe, any car problems you want to throw into the bench?
01:31:40.000 No, no car problems.
01:31:42.000 I did have some bad customer service two weeks ago, though.
01:31:46.000 I was at the airport.
01:31:47.000 I had just gotten done with this gig.
01:31:48.000 I was by myself in Corpus Christi, Texas, for a weekend.
01:31:51.000 I'm at the airport.
01:31:51.000 I get there a half hour early, about to board.
01:31:54.000 I mean, this is the Corpus Christi airport, so there's...
01:31:56.000 Just me and the other people that are on my flight there.
01:32:00.000 And I'm sitting right next to the door where they pull the gate up to, you know?
01:32:03.000 I'm sitting right there.
01:32:04.000 I have about a half hour, though, to wait before they load up the plane.
01:32:08.000 My eyes start getting a little heavy because I have a 5 o'clock flight.
01:32:11.000 I've been up all night.
01:32:12.000 I did stand up that night.
01:32:14.000 So I stay up to get the flight so I can get back to LA early and sleep in my bed, you know?
01:32:19.000 And sleep on the plane.
01:32:21.000 Anyway...
01:32:22.000 My eyes get heavy.
01:32:23.000 I fall asleep while they're boarding this plane.
01:32:25.000 I wake up, it's 15 minutes after it took off.
01:32:27.000 And I open my eyes, and there's still that lady that works for the airline there.
01:32:32.000 And I go, so that plane took off, huh?
01:32:35.000 And she's like, oh, you must be Hinchcliffe.
01:32:38.000 I go, yeah, how do you know that?
01:32:40.000 She goes, because I just paged you twice.
01:32:41.000 I go, I'm sitting right here.
01:32:44.000 I mean, sure, I fell asleep, but you would think that this lady, there's nobody else in the airport now.
01:32:51.000 So you think they're supposed to wake you up?
01:32:53.000 Is that what the fuck you're saying?
01:32:55.000 Jesus Christ, you lazy bitch.
01:32:57.000 They're gonna fly you through the sky in a fucking metal tube.
01:33:00.000 You want them to wake you up too?
01:33:02.000 This is like 150 fucking people on this plane.
01:33:04.000 They don't have time to wake you up.
01:33:06.000 It wasn't even.
01:33:06.000 It was like 35. Whatever it is.
01:33:09.000 There's 34 other people to think about.
01:33:11.000 Why the fuck should they wake you up?
01:33:12.000 There's only one guy sitting there.
01:33:14.000 Wake up, bitch.
01:33:15.000 It's time to wake up, bitch.
01:33:16.000 I don't agree with that.
01:33:17.000 They probably were like, hello, sir, sir, you right there.
01:33:20.000 All right, last call.
01:33:22.000 They're not going to come up to you and shake you, just in case if you're not Tony Hinchcliffe.
01:33:26.000 Tony, you're a mess.
01:33:26.000 That's what the fuck happened.
01:33:27.000 You're a goddamn mess.
01:33:29.000 You couldn't even stay awake long enough to catch your flight.
01:33:31.000 What are you on, Ambien?
01:33:33.000 Taking drugs, son?
01:33:34.000 Nice Ohio boy, come over here, fall into those LA ways.
01:33:37.000 Is that what happened?
01:33:38.000 No, man.
01:33:40.000 I was sitting in an airport.
01:33:43.000 Son of a bitch.
01:33:44.000 Son of a bitch.
01:33:46.000 Did you see this article on magic mushrooms repairing brain damage caused by extreme trauma?
01:33:53.000 It's on my Twitter.
01:33:55.000 It's a study from the University of South Florida that found that low doses of the active ingredient in magic mushrooms repairs brain damage caused by extreme trauma, offering renewed hope to millions of sufferers of PTSD, or post-traumatic stress disorder.
01:34:12.000 And that this study confirms previous research by the Imperial College London That psilocybin, a naturally occurring compound present in shrooms, stimulates new brain cell growth and erases frightening memories.
01:34:26.000 Mice conditioned to fear electric shock when hearing a noise associated with the shock simply lost their fear, says Dr. Juan Sanchez Ramos.
01:34:36.000 Who co-authored the study.
01:34:38.000 A low dose of psilocybin led to overcoming fear conditioning and the freeze response associated with it faster than the group of mice on catanserin which is a drug that counteracts the receptors that bind psilocybin in the brain.
01:34:55.000 And a control group on saline.
01:34:57.000 Amazing.
01:34:58.000 It's amazing shit, man.
01:35:00.000 Yeah, they've linked it to curing depression and other mental health Issues as well.
01:35:07.000 What they're saying...
01:35:08.000 Yeah, this article also goes on to talk about how PTSD is not just psychological...
01:35:15.000 That common symptoms, it says, such as hypervigilance, memory fragmentation, flashbacks, disassociation, nightmares, and flight-or-flight responses to triggers are generally thought to be psychological and therefore treatable by learning to change thought processes, but new research suggests that they may in fact be the result of long-term physiological mutations to the brain.
01:35:37.000 That's interesting.
01:35:38.000 That it actually changes the brain and that psilocybin repairs those changes.
01:35:45.000 That's amazing, man.
01:35:46.000 I totally believe it.
01:35:47.000 I believe it too, but that's an extreme, extreme statement.
01:35:52.000 That's really incredible.
01:35:54.000 It's really incredible that they can do that.
01:35:56.000 It feels like it when you're on them.
01:35:58.000 It feels like there's a new brain growing.
01:36:02.000 I always can see life better.
01:36:06.000 I get a nice path.
01:36:09.000 Like, ah, there's a nice path to go down.
01:36:11.000 Sometimes you get...
01:36:13.000 Especially if you're overwhelmed with life and busy and stressed out, you can get a little cloudy on what the path is.
01:36:19.000 Totally.
01:36:20.000 But then sometimes just one psychedelic experience and then you see the path.
01:36:24.000 Oh, this is what's right.
01:36:26.000 This is what's good.
01:36:26.000 I had my first one in a while, just a few weeks ago with Ari.
01:36:31.000 We went out to Joshua Tree.
01:36:33.000 Oh, you were on that little journey.
01:36:35.000 And we had a blast.
01:36:37.000 And ever since then, just like I knew I needed, I mean, it's just like clockwork.
01:36:42.000 It gets rid of all that...
01:36:45.000 I was having, regularly, maybe once a day, for maybe only 20, 30 seconds, these feelings of, oh, I'm dying.
01:36:52.000 You know what I mean?
01:36:52.000 Like this natural anxiety, like, how am I, you know, whatever.
01:36:56.000 Yeah, interesting.
01:36:57.000 And it's just gone.
01:36:59.000 It's just a different, it cleanses, it's like giving your brain a shower, is how it feels like to me.
01:37:03.000 It just feels scrubbed.
01:37:05.000 I think it's amazing that you had that incredible experience from just dropping dairy.
01:37:10.000 That you had this experience of no depression, feeling better and happier, just from dropping dairy.
01:37:15.000 No doubt about it.
01:37:17.000 Immediately.
01:37:17.000 Immediately, like, that day.
01:37:19.000 It's so delicious, though.
01:37:21.000 But it's so delicious.
01:37:22.000 It is, but you lose the thing for it after you don't have it.
01:37:27.000 And once you feel the results directly, you're like, I mean, I love sour cream, but I don't love it that much.
01:37:35.000 And it's easy to switch over to almond milk or any kind of those things.
01:37:41.000 They make so many different kinds.
01:37:43.000 I love almond milk, and I never really was a big fan of regular cow's milk.
01:37:47.000 Yeah, almond milk's pretty badass, actually.
01:37:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:37:51.000 Almond milk, it tastes good and it doesn't give you that weird feeling when it's over.
01:37:54.000 But it does taste like, when you're drinking it, it tastes like you're drinking milk.
01:37:57.000 But no, I can't even have fucking cereal.
01:37:59.000 It's a point, Tony Hinchcliffe.
01:38:01.000 I know.
01:38:02.000 There's no cereals that are non-gluten?
01:38:04.000 They probably taste like ass.
01:38:05.000 I'm sure someone's going to tell me about ones that are good.
01:38:08.000 I found out there's a lot of beer that you can drink.
01:38:10.000 You can drink Budweiser.
01:38:11.000 Budweiser has less than 20 parts per million.
01:38:13.000 That's how you judge whether or not something is gluten-free.
01:38:17.000 Budweiser and Heineken apparently.
01:38:19.000 Heineken has so little gluten in it.
01:38:21.000 Corona, Sapporo, the rice beers of Japan.
01:38:25.000 Those beers are all rice beers.
01:38:27.000 They're not wheat based.
01:38:30.000 You have some good options.
01:38:31.000 Yeah, there's some options.
01:38:32.000 I like Heineken's.
01:38:33.000 I've always been a fan of Heineken's.
01:38:34.000 So that's nice, but I can't drink fucking Sam Adams, and I can't drink Black Butte Porter, like a thick Guinness-type beer.
01:38:41.000 I love those stouts.
01:38:43.000 What about wines?
01:38:44.000 You can drink wine.
01:38:45.000 Sweet.
01:38:46.000 Yeah.
01:38:47.000 I think some vodka.
01:38:49.000 I don't know about vodka.
01:38:51.000 Yeah, what about whiskeys?
01:38:52.000 I think you can drink whiskey.
01:38:54.000 Yeah, I think you're allowed to drink whiskey.
01:38:55.000 What's whiskey made out of rye?
01:38:57.000 Is that what it is?
01:38:58.000 Or corn?
01:39:00.000 I don't know.
01:39:01.000 Corn?
01:39:02.000 I think probably tequila.
01:39:03.000 That's mezcal, right?
01:39:04.000 That's made out of like a cactus or some shit, right?
01:39:06.000 I think so.
01:39:07.000 Really?
01:39:07.000 I don't know.
01:39:08.000 What's tequila made out of?
01:39:09.000 That's a great question.
01:39:10.000 I never thought about it.
01:39:11.000 It's clear.
01:39:12.000 Why is it clear?
01:39:14.000 For something that fucks you up that much, it seems like it should be rainbow covered.
01:39:17.000 I have made some of the worst decisions of my life on tequila.
01:39:20.000 Oh, it's so much fun.
01:39:22.000 See, I've been doing this thing lately where I rotate what I drink regularly and I notice that there's different kind of buzzes and stuff.
01:39:30.000 That come along with it, totally.
01:39:32.000 And now one of my new favorite things is just popping a shot of tequila and having a beer and rocking the night away.
01:39:40.000 Where before I was very, very hung up on Crown Royal and Coke, like whiskey and Coke.
01:39:47.000 Right.
01:39:47.000 Which is so bad for you.
01:39:50.000 It's made out of agave.
01:39:52.000 And the blue agave plant is the one where they extract...
01:40:01.000 Fascinating, man.
01:40:03.000 That's fascinating shit.
01:40:04.000 Blue agave.
01:40:06.000 Primarily in the area surrounding the city of Tequila.
01:40:10.000 Which is northwest of Guadalajara in the highlands of Los Altos of the Mexican western state of Jalisco.
01:40:20.000 Does not sound safe around that area.
01:40:23.000 Not a place to take your family on vacation.
01:40:25.000 It's an excellent place to be if you're a kilo.
01:40:32.000 Man, it's just weird that that has become the reality of Mexico in just a few short decades.
01:40:38.000 We didn't associate Mexico with that when I was in high school.
01:40:42.000 Mexico wasn't drug war and people cutting off people's heads and the nutty shit that you see down there.
01:40:48.000 It's just so quick how that's happened.
01:40:51.000 We like to think that that can never happen to us, and for the most part, I think it can never happen to us.
01:40:55.000 But goddamn, how's it happen there?
01:40:58.000 How's it happen right there?
01:41:00.000 They have the control of the, you know, when the mob gets big, they can control the government.
01:41:06.000 That's why, you know, they got, you know, Goodfellas and the Godfather, they did, they're the ones that really pretty much ended the mob because they made it look cool, and it was all about the takeoff.
01:41:19.000 I mean, that whole, I don't think we were too far away from the same type of thing.
01:41:23.000 I think a difference is that the mob was, you know, It's called organized crime for a reason.
01:41:28.000 They're very strategic.
01:41:29.000 I'm not sure if these drug wars going down in Mexico, they seem to be a little bit more unorthodox.
01:41:34.000 They're very eager to send a message.
01:41:36.000 That seems to be their main thing.
01:41:38.000 They will cut off heads and put them on your mailbox, you know, if you fuck with them.
01:41:44.000 The mob, they would just put a horse's head in your bed or something like that.
01:41:47.000 They wouldn't put a human head on your mailbox.
01:41:50.000 You're romanticizing the mob.
01:41:51.000 The mob, they were nice.
01:41:52.000 My mom was a nice person, so she ran a few numbers.
01:41:56.000 But everybody was fine.
01:41:57.000 We'd kill the horse every now and then to keep you in line.
01:41:59.000 It's really interesting.
01:42:00.000 They really were.
01:42:02.000 You really think so?
01:42:03.000 In a lot of ways, yeah.
01:42:05.000 I mean, the city of Youngstown was booming when the mob was still...
01:42:10.000 I mean, not booming booming.
01:42:12.000 The steel industry was dilapidating it, but...
01:42:14.000 It's better to have organized crime than disorganized crime.
01:42:18.000 And what happened when the FBI raided Youngstown, for example, and I mean that's a small, not too small, but it's a pretty small scale of what obviously would be like in New York and Chicago.
01:42:29.000 But what happened in Youngstown was black gangs took over the Bloods and the Crips in a very, very big way.
01:42:36.000 And then all of a sudden there's drive-bys and there's bullets going through your window and leaving a mark on the other side of your living room wall.
01:42:44.000 And it all becomes a reality.
01:42:46.000 Whereas when the mob was there controlling the streets, other gangs, there was no other gangs.
01:42:52.000 But as soon as they got rid of the mob, they let, they don't.
01:42:55.000 Mind disorganized crime as much as they mind organized.
01:42:58.000 It's very bizarre.
01:43:00.000 Yeah, that is pretty crazy.
01:43:01.000 That's what people say about Vegas.
01:43:03.000 They always talk about the good old days when Vegas was run by the mob.
01:43:08.000 The mob just ran Vegas right.
01:43:10.000 Everyone was polite.
01:43:11.000 Everywhere you go, you got a nice lobster.
01:43:14.000 People love to talk about that.
01:43:15.000 The mob ran Vegas.
01:43:17.000 Yeah.
01:43:17.000 They did.
01:43:18.000 Did you see the, speaking of Vegas, the video with, or the film rather, with Michael Douglas and Matt Damon, where they play Liberace in Liberace's Lover?
01:43:28.000 Oh no, I didn't see it.
01:43:29.000 Did you end up watching it?
01:43:30.000 How was it?
01:43:31.000 Was it like on a Brokeback Mountain scale?
01:43:33.000 It's amazing.
01:43:34.000 It buries Brokeback Mountain.
01:43:35.000 Really?
01:43:36.000 Yeah, it buries it.
01:43:37.000 Brokeback Mountain is, Brokeback Mountain!
01:43:41.000 First of all, I don't remember who said it.
01:43:44.000 I think it was Ricky Gervais said something really funny.
01:43:46.000 I think it was him that was quoted this saying, it's surreal watching Gordon Gekko get fucked by Jason Bourne.
01:43:56.000 Because, you know, Matt Damon is Jason Bourne and Gordon Gekko was Michael Douglas and, you know, Matt Damon is fucking, you know, Michael Douglas.
01:44:06.000 They show that?
01:44:06.000 Yes.
01:44:07.000 First of all, Michael Douglas is one of the baddest motherfuckers that ever lived.
01:44:12.000 He is Liberace.
01:44:14.000 I mean, he fucking is him.
01:44:17.000 Wow.
01:44:17.000 It's amazing.
01:44:18.000 Wow.
01:44:18.000 I mean, if you watch Liberace and watch the films and watch how he talked and behaved, I mean, he literally is him.
01:44:26.000 It's amazing.
01:44:27.000 The transformation is spectacular.
01:44:29.000 He makes you realize what a great actor he really is.
01:44:32.000 Yeah.
01:44:33.000 And Matt Damon, too.
01:44:34.000 You fucking buy it.
01:44:36.000 You buy it hook, line, and sinker.
01:44:38.000 You know he's Jason Bourne, okay?
01:44:40.000 You know he was the guy from Good Will Hunting.
01:44:43.000 You know all those things, and yet you still buy it.
01:44:46.000 Wow.
01:44:47.000 Hook, line, and sinker.
01:44:49.000 They are two bad motherfuckers.
01:44:51.000 Before I saw it, I was like, how good could this be?
01:44:54.000 Jesus Christ.
01:44:55.000 You're shaving your balls and waxing and oiling it up.
01:44:58.000 No, before that.
01:45:00.000 I don't watch gay films naked.
01:45:05.000 Anyway.
01:45:07.000 The acting in it was incredible.
01:45:09.000 The story, though, is really...
01:45:11.000 It's kind of a weird story, because all it is, essentially, is one guy who got pissed that Liberace didn't want to fuck him anymore, so he told the Liberace story.
01:45:19.000 And the Liberace story, to be told in this film, is basically that Liberace liked to fuck.
01:45:25.000 He was really super talented.
01:45:26.000 He liked to play music.
01:45:28.000 Most of the old ladies came to the show, didn't know he was gay.
01:45:31.000 And after the show was over, he wanted to get guys and fuck them.
01:45:35.000 And that's it.
01:45:38.000 He's painted out to be this horrible, horrible, horrible person.
01:45:41.000 But in reality, he was just a guy who had $500 million and liked to fuck.
01:45:46.000 He really didn't hurt anybody in the movie.
01:45:49.000 He kicked the guy out when the guy got crazy, but...
01:45:51.000 It also is interesting because the guy who Matt Damon is playing, his character in the movie is hooked on pills and all these amphetamines.
01:46:00.000 You watch Matt Damon's character change his personality.
01:46:03.000 It's fucking great, man.
01:46:05.000 I love great acting.
01:46:06.000 It's amazing to see how some actors...
01:46:08.000 A lot of great actors play some of the same types of characters through movies.
01:46:13.000 The most impressive to me is Walter White...
01:46:19.000 Bryan Cranston.
01:46:20.000 Bryan Cranston, yeah.
01:46:21.000 Because I didn't realize until like season four or five of Breaking Bad.
01:46:25.000 I don't know if you watch it.
01:46:26.000 Oh, yeah.
01:46:26.000 But he also plays the dad in Malcolm in the Middle.
01:46:29.000 Oh, yeah.
01:46:30.000 Like this positive, happy, like, hoo-hoo-hoo.
01:46:32.000 And Walter White is the complete...
01:46:34.000 The opposite of that.
01:46:35.000 He's got so much to him and he's not just something that's just a little bleak character like the Malcolm in the Middle dad.
01:46:44.000 He's so developed and it's so deep and so emotional and you see so much of it that that agility that he could play that guy ends.
01:46:51.000 That guy?
01:46:52.000 Yes.
01:46:53.000 And he plays that guy so well.
01:46:54.000 He wins like every year pretty much, or at least a few now, for his work on that.
01:47:00.000 And to think that he can play that guy too, just a Malcolm in the Middle dad?
01:47:03.000 His portrayal of a teacher is so goddamn good.
01:47:09.000 I mean, he sets the parameters of the way a teacher would behave so perfectly and precisely.
01:47:15.000 It's masterful.
01:47:17.000 It really is masterful.
01:47:18.000 He's incredible.
01:47:20.000 It really is.
01:47:21.000 The guys who can do that, you've got to really admire that.
01:47:24.000 It's such a very specific level of acting.
01:47:29.000 There's Daniel Day-Lewis, which I harp on too much, but it's that level of acting.
01:47:34.000 It's so much different than most of the douchebags you see at Starbucks going through their scripts.
01:47:38.000 Totally.
01:47:39.000 And Cranston's such a cool guy, too.
01:47:40.000 I don't know if you saw this, but at Comic-Con, you saw the thing with the mask, and then they brought him up for the panel, and he took off the mask.
01:47:49.000 Place went crazy.
01:47:49.000 Why do I feel like we played Liberace music on this podcast before?
01:47:52.000 Have we?
01:47:53.000 No.
01:47:54.000 This is what I want to pull up, then.
01:47:55.000 I want to pull up the song, When Liberace Winks at Me.
01:48:00.000 Because this is like, this is like some real shit.
01:48:02.000 This is in 1950s-ish, when Liberace was like, you know, I guess this was like a scene in a movie, and a woman is singing a song about how enthralled she is by Liberace.
01:48:14.000 And it's amazing.
01:48:17.000 First of all, it's amazing when you stop and think about how much our culture's changed since then, because this is like, you know, whatever the hell it is, 19...
01:48:24.000 What does it say?
01:48:25.000 What year does it say?
01:48:28.000 1955. 1955. Watch this shit.
01:48:31.000 This is incredible.
01:48:33.000 It's like a strange time machine.
01:48:37.000 Oh, it's just there.
01:48:38.000 Watch this.
01:48:39.000 Liberace and Libby Morris.
01:48:43.000 She's sitting in front of her TV and she's on her knees in front of a little desk writing a letter and she's staring wistfully into the TV while Liberace plays piano.
01:48:54.000 He's so handsome.
01:48:57.000 And he winks at you.
01:48:58.000 When he winks, he clinks.
01:49:04.000 Look at this.
01:49:25.000 It's so weird.
01:49:27.000 Watch this.
01:49:32.000 That's a weird voice.
01:49:48.000 That loud clink is his eyeball.
01:49:52.000 When my pulse starts upon him like a hammer, I'll be wished as any fool and plainly see.
01:50:01.000 That's what happened.
01:50:10.000 How fucking weird.
01:50:13.000 I'll tell you what, man.
01:50:14.000 After that movie, I went on a Liberace kick for several days.
01:50:17.000 I resisted it at first because I was like, what am I, a Liberace fan?
01:50:22.000 But somewhere along the line, I embraced it.
01:50:28.000 And I just started just Googling Liberace and listening to interviews.
01:50:33.000 I watched him give a tour of his house.
01:50:35.000 It was weird.
01:50:37.000 His house was like real regular looking on the outside.
01:50:39.000 But then when you went inside of it, it's like a fucking palace.
01:50:42.000 And he had like a normal front to the house.
01:50:45.000 But then he had like, he goes, I had two houses built inside of it.
01:50:49.000 Like, inside the house, it just has, like, this fucking massive, huge place.
01:50:54.000 And apparently, one of his houses, one of his big houses, is for sale right now.
01:51:00.000 I think it's Palm Springs.
01:51:01.000 I think that's where it is.
01:51:02.000 But it's for sale real cheap, like 500 grand.
01:51:05.000 Like, you could buy Liberace's house.
01:51:07.000 And it still has, like, the painting over the...
01:51:09.000 See if you can find it.
01:51:11.000 Liberace's house for sale.
01:51:12.000 I bet his house had a giant closet that he would just stay in.
01:51:17.000 Well, he sued a newspaper in England because they claimed that he was gay.
01:51:24.000 And he sued them and won, apparently.
01:51:27.000 Wow.
01:51:28.000 Yeah, there were different times back then.
01:51:30.000 For reporting the fact.
01:51:31.000 For reporting that he was a homosexual.
01:51:33.000 Wow.
01:51:33.000 Well, today, yeah, his mansion for sale for $529,000.
01:51:37.000 Which is a lot of money for that fucking house because you're never going to get it back.
01:51:40.000 It probably smells like shit.
01:51:42.000 It's all just dicks and shit.
01:51:48.000 When he died, apparently he had like a half a billion dollars or something close to that.
01:51:55.000 He was just so gangster.
01:51:56.000 What he did was so crazy, he made his boyfriend get plastic surgery to look like him.
01:52:02.000 So it goes back to what we were talking about earlier.
01:52:04.000 He wanted to fuck himself.
01:52:06.000 That's what he wanted.
01:52:07.000 Yeah, he made his boyfriend, this handsome guy, get a chin implant to look like Liberace.
01:52:13.000 Wow.
01:52:15.000 I mean, that is going deep with the crazy.
01:52:19.000 That's going really, really deep with the crazy.
01:52:23.000 Fucking A, man.
01:52:24.000 Wow.
01:52:25.000 Yeah.
01:52:26.000 A chin implant.
01:52:27.000 Get a chin implant and learn how to play the piano like a fucking genius.
01:52:31.000 Dude, he didn't give a fuck.
01:52:33.000 Wow.
01:52:34.000 He didn't give a fuck.
01:52:36.000 And he was a brilliant, brilliant fucking pianist, man.
01:52:40.000 I mean, he was like a fantastic pianist.
01:52:44.000 I mean, it's really amazing to watch.
01:52:47.000 Did he ever date Leno?
01:52:49.000 How dare you?
01:52:51.000 How dare you?
01:52:52.000 I don't get it.
01:52:53.000 Tulano has a big chin too.
01:52:54.000 I've been around him for years.
01:52:56.000 I see how this crazy fuck works.
01:53:01.000 Did you guys hear about the unmarked graves in Florida at the reform school?
01:53:05.000 Oh my god.
01:53:06.000 Go back to July 31st on my Twitter, Brian.
01:53:09.000 You'll find this story.
01:53:10.000 In Florida, a clash over exhuming bodies at a reform school.
01:53:15.000 There's this reform school in Florida, and they're called the White House Boys.
01:53:20.000 They were a group of men, and many of them now in their 60s and 70s, who were sent to this reform school when they were children.
01:53:27.000 And they remember beatings where people were beaten to death, where students there were beaten to death.
01:53:34.000 Like, they had...
01:53:37.000 They ran the place with an iron fist.
01:53:39.000 And when kids got out of line, they gave them frightening beatings and say they knew children who died from the beating.
01:53:47.000 So a few years ago, the state investigators said that they found no evidence that anyone at the staff of the school had been responsible for any student deaths.
01:53:56.000 But then these people, with the state's permission, they got a team of researchers and they used ground-penetrating radar Jesus.
01:54:08.000 Jesus.
01:54:09.000 Jesus.
01:54:28.000 Aaron Kimmery got interested in the story.
01:54:34.000 So they used ground penetrating radar, found a hundred fucking bodies, and now what's interesting is that the governor does not want them exhuming all these bodies.
01:54:43.000 They're trying to keep the lid on this shit.
01:54:45.000 They're like, Jesus Christ.
01:54:46.000 So the governor, Governor Scott, is fighting exhumation, but Kimmery and her team are supported by Florida's Attorney General, members of the legislature, and by Senator Bill Nelson.
01:54:57.000 This is incredible, man.
01:54:59.000 The state of Florida has the worst publicist in the world.
01:55:03.000 Everything out of Florida, it's never like great, like, hey, great stuff discovered in Florida.
01:55:08.000 No, it's either sinking into the ground, people killing each other, a hundred bodies.
01:55:13.000 A hundred.
01:55:14.000 A hundred bodies.
01:55:16.000 Unmarked graves.
01:55:18.000 Well, they're dead.
01:55:19.000 These people, this is all from like the 1930s and shit.
01:55:23.000 No, but like when it happened, like, hey, my son never came home from school.
01:55:26.000 I don't know.
01:55:27.000 Hey, my other son didn't come home from school.
01:55:29.000 I mean, I think you're dealing with, you know, probably decades of, you know, one a year missing, you know?
01:55:38.000 And they've 100...
01:55:40.000 Fucking bodies.
01:55:41.000 I mean, I guess it's more than that.
01:55:42.000 It needs to be more than one a year.
01:55:44.000 One every few months.
01:55:44.000 I mean, how many did they kill?
01:55:45.000 I mean, I wonder how long they were open for.
01:55:47.000 That's a good question, actually.
01:55:49.000 Let's say this.
01:55:50.000 Yeah, you would think somebody would be like, wait a second, there's been a hundred missing students in the last ten years.
01:55:55.000 Just what they call them, the White House boys.
01:55:57.000 Ooh, this is so creepy.
01:55:58.000 Just think about this group of men, many now in their 60s and 70s, who were sent to this school when they were children, who knew boys that had been beaten to death.
01:56:09.000 Ugh.
01:56:10.000 Jesus Christ.
01:56:11.000 That's insane.
01:56:14.000 Yeah, man.
01:56:15.000 Brutal, brutal beatings.
01:56:17.000 Florida has a website or a Twitter account.
01:56:21.000 It's called Florida Man.
01:56:22.000 It's underscore Florida Man at Twitter.
01:56:25.000 It is maybe the best Twitter account ever.
01:56:28.000 It's all shit that dudes who live in Florida have been arrested for.
01:56:33.000 I mean, and it's updated all fucking day, every day, and it's awesome.
01:56:40.000 It's awesome.
01:56:42.000 Florida Man tells police he has a gun, so they'll respond to his 911 call quicker.
01:56:47.000 Florida man to cops.
01:56:48.000 I'm not going anywhere until I get my weed.
01:56:51.000 It's humidity, man.
01:56:52.000 Humidity drives people crazy.
01:56:54.000 Florida man arrested twice in one week for sex with dogs.
01:56:59.000 Florida man taken to police station for driving without a license urinates on x-ray machine and detention officer.
01:57:07.000 Florida man stops to help woman after a motorcycle crash, steals her purse.
01:57:12.000 Oh, I know.
01:57:13.000 I heard about that.
01:57:14.000 Did you hear about that?
01:57:15.000 No.
01:57:16.000 This woman was in a car accident.
01:57:18.000 She was trapped in her SUV. And this guy came up, just stole her purse, and then left her in there.
01:57:24.000 Florida man leaves six-year-old son in a crashed car because he thought his driver's license was suspended.
01:57:29.000 It wasn't.
01:57:31.000 Wow.
01:57:32.000 Florida man crashed his car three times in one night of drunk driving.
01:57:37.000 Wow.
01:57:38.000 Three times.
01:57:39.000 I thought it was possible.
01:57:41.000 Oh, man.
01:57:42.000 People are awesome.
01:57:44.000 But Florida's just so strange.
01:57:47.000 It's just so strange.
01:57:49.000 Mm-hmm.
01:57:50.000 There's a whole weird thing going on over there, man.
01:57:52.000 That old swampland.
01:57:53.000 It's like the devil's gooch.
01:57:55.000 Yeah.
01:57:56.000 Just swamplands and fucking...
01:57:58.000 They put Disney World there, but it's like...
01:58:00.000 Doesn't seem like Disney World should be in the middle of that state.
01:58:03.000 Well, you know what they said about Florida?
01:58:05.000 That within this decade, within the next ten years, they believe that Miami's going to be underwater.
01:58:12.000 This is like their most recent estimates.
01:58:14.000 They're worried that Miami and a lot of Florida, the ground is apparently very porous, and so it's not like New Orleans where you could set up a levee.
01:58:23.000 They're like, once that water rises, it's a wrap.
01:58:27.000 Yeah.
01:58:28.000 You know?
01:58:28.000 So, I don't know if this is right, but if that's right, think about all those giant-ass condos that are on the beach in Miami.
01:58:35.000 Those are all...
01:58:36.000 It's going to be like Venice.
01:58:38.000 It'll be like Venice, Italy.
01:58:39.000 It'll be way greater than that because there's going to be no one in those things.
01:58:42.000 What are they going to do if all that's under the ocean?
01:58:45.000 Do you know how freaky it would be if you could drive a boat through Miami and see all these giant buildings in 10 years?
01:58:53.000 Do you think people wake up then and realize what the fuck is going on?
01:58:57.000 They're going to have to at some point.
01:58:58.000 People are going to be like, hey man, I think maybe we should fucking stop building right on the water.
01:59:01.000 What do you think?
01:59:03.000 I think this water's coming up on us.
01:59:06.000 Oh, it's happening.
01:59:08.000 Do you see the videos of the North Pole that looks like a swimming pool?
01:59:11.000 No.
01:59:12.000 You haven't seen it?
01:59:12.000 Uh-uh.
01:59:13.000 It's fucking crazy.
01:59:14.000 See, pull that up.
01:59:15.000 North Pole melting.
01:59:17.000 Wait till you see this.
01:59:19.000 They have videos of Greenland and these Manhattan-sized chunks of ice are falling off glaciers into the ocean.
01:59:28.000 Oh my god.
01:59:29.000 It's all happening right there.
01:59:31.000 It's like you can watch it every day.
01:59:34.000 I wonder how long...
01:59:35.000 I just don't even know.
01:59:38.000 I wonder when, like, common sense and technology are going to just butt heads.
01:59:46.000 Yeah.
01:59:47.000 And people are just going...
01:59:48.000 They'll no longer be...
01:59:50.000 Eventually, there's going to be no longer debates about things.
01:59:52.000 You know?
01:59:53.000 Like, hey, is there global warming?
01:59:55.000 Well, here you go.
01:59:55.000 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
01:59:56.000 And just diagrams and stuff.
01:59:58.000 Yeah, there's a...
01:59:59.000 You know, I mean, it's going to get realer as technology keeps getting better.
02:00:03.000 The arguments are all going to end.
02:00:05.000 H.G. Wells had a great quote that history is a race between education and catastrophe.
02:00:10.000 Wow.
02:00:11.000 Isn't that a great quote?
02:00:12.000 Yeah.
02:00:13.000 He wrote that shit in the 1800s.
02:00:16.000 It just shows you.
02:00:18.000 People saw trends for how crazy shit is a long time ago.
02:00:22.000 It's just like we're hoping that one day it's going to get to a point where it doesn't happen anymore.
02:00:29.000 But it seems like that's not how it goes.
02:00:31.000 How it goes is just you manage the chaos as much as you can while it's around you.
02:00:39.000 What is this?
02:00:40.000 Supposedly a webcam.
02:00:43.000 Of the melting?
02:00:44.000 Yeah, it just slowly starts turning into a lake in this area of the North Pole.
02:00:57.000 Oh wow.
02:01:02.000 Oh boy.
02:01:03.000 Oh wow, that's crazy.
02:01:06.000 That is so strange.
02:01:10.000 Wow, you're watching something that was completely covered in ice, and then all of a sudden it melts.
02:01:15.000 But we don't know if that happens every year.
02:01:18.000 Yeah, if it just went back to being frozen like two days later.
02:01:20.000 Yeah, maybe that was their summer.
02:01:22.000 Yeah, because you remember March of the Penguins?
02:01:23.000 There's that whole thing about it thaws out and then they fuck and then they go and have babies and shit.
02:01:29.000 And then it's freezing cold out, they have to hide the eggs.
02:01:32.000 Did you ever see that?
02:01:33.000 No, I didn't catch that movie.
02:01:34.000 It's a great movie.
02:01:35.000 It's an interesting movie, but it's a brutal existence.
02:01:38.000 These poor penguins, they have to huddle up together to block each other from the wind.
02:01:42.000 They just get together and stand up and the wind just whips them fucking 50 below zero and just...
02:01:49.000 They're just trying to cover their eggs with their feet.
02:01:51.000 It's so primal.
02:01:53.000 Wow.
02:01:53.000 It's amazing when you stop and think about what kind of environment that life is not just living in, but thriving.
02:01:59.000 Year after year, year after year, these things keep fucking in that same spot, keep making babies, keep walking miles across the ice to get to the ocean, keep surviving, and you complain when your internet goes down.
02:02:11.000 Yeah.
02:02:12.000 Penguins, I mean, they're just born in negative...
02:02:16.000 Temperatures.
02:02:17.000 This is the suckiest spot on the planet.
02:02:18.000 Yeah.
02:02:19.000 Right?
02:02:19.000 Is there a suckier spot?
02:02:20.000 Would you rather live in the North Pole or in the jungle?
02:02:22.000 South Pole.
02:02:23.000 North Pole or South Pole?
02:02:24.000 Jungle.
02:02:25.000 I live in the jungle.
02:02:26.000 I climb a tree.
02:02:27.000 I don't know.
02:02:27.000 Is it?
02:02:27.000 Same shit?
02:02:28.000 They're both frozen, aren't they?
02:02:29.000 South Pole's frozen.
02:02:30.000 Like, Argentina.
02:02:31.000 Like, this glacier's in Argentina.
02:02:32.000 Why don't we hear anything about the South Pole?
02:02:34.000 It's always the North Pole.
02:02:35.000 Because that's where Santa lives.
02:02:37.000 South Pole?
02:02:38.000 Santa lives in the North Pole.
02:02:39.000 Who the fuck lives in the South Pole?
02:02:41.000 Antarctica's the South Pole, right?
02:02:42.000 Yeah.
02:02:43.000 Yeah.
02:02:44.000 Yeah.
02:02:44.000 It's creepy down there.
02:02:45.000 Yeah, it's tricky.
02:02:47.000 They don't even...
02:02:48.000 Is that true?
02:02:49.000 They don't even really know what's going on down there, by the way.
02:02:50.000 Let's see, map of the world.
02:02:51.000 Is that true?
02:02:52.000 That the anarchists...
02:02:53.000 I don't know.
02:02:53.000 And if you say to me...
02:02:55.000 Yeah, it is.
02:02:56.000 Antarctica's down there.
02:02:57.000 People say to...
02:02:58.000 Like, I got a lot of criticism when we did the Dan Carlin podcast.
02:03:02.000 Like, you're so ignorant for a man who's 40 years old.
02:03:04.000 About some shit.
02:03:06.000 Yeah.
02:03:08.000 But you know what?
02:03:08.000 I'm fucking honest about what I know and what I don't know, man.
02:03:11.000 Yeah, there's a lot of shit I don't know, but there's a lot of shit I do know.
02:03:13.000 There's no room for all of it, okay, goddammit?
02:03:16.000 You can only know so many things in this life.
02:03:19.000 It doesn't make you stupid because you don't know things, okay?
02:03:23.000 You know what it makes you?
02:03:24.000 You're interested in other shit, folks.
02:03:26.000 People have to get that in their head.
02:03:27.000 Just because there's certain data that you should have probably accumulated, but if you haven't, it doesn't mean you're stupid.
02:03:33.000 And people are so quick to call stupid on people.
02:03:36.000 There's plenty of shit that I've done that makes me stupid.
02:03:39.000 That's not one of them.
02:03:40.000 Yeah, South America.
02:03:42.000 It's below South America.
02:03:43.000 Antarctica is essentially the South Pole.
02:03:45.000 I just learned the other day that we're still in the Ice Age.
02:03:50.000 We are?
02:03:50.000 Yeah.
02:03:51.000 If you look up Ice Age, we're still in that because it's a huge tens of thousands or whatever of years.
02:04:00.000 And because Antarctica and the North Pole And Greenland or something like that.
02:04:05.000 There's another one, or Iceland or Greenland.
02:04:07.000 Because these things exist, we're still in the Ice Age.
02:04:10.000 Until they melt, we're still in that.
02:04:13.000 Whoa, that's crazy.
02:04:15.000 Wow, I never even thought of that.
02:04:17.000 So until these frozen areas melt, we're still in the Ice Age.
02:04:21.000 So when the dinosaurs were around, there were no icebergs or shit?
02:04:25.000 I'm not sure about that.
02:04:26.000 I don't know whether that was in that period or not, of tens of thousands of years.
02:04:32.000 That's the hardest thing to wrap your head around.
02:04:35.000 Yeah.
02:04:36.000 That this thing changes so often.
02:04:38.000 It's just constantly the oceans moving and changing.
02:04:41.000 When I was in Montana when we were hunting...
02:04:44.000 One of the things that was so weird was seeing seashells there.
02:04:46.000 You would climb these tall hills, and as you're climbing up, the ground is actually like silt.
02:04:53.000 It's silt because that used to be the ocean.
02:04:55.000 That used to be the great western inland sea.
02:04:58.000 So as you're walking around, you're walking in this real mucky, sort of clayish, muddy thing.
02:05:03.000 And as you're walking up it, you'll find seashells.
02:05:06.000 It's such a mindfuck.
02:05:07.000 Yeah, Joshua Tree, you're looking at these rocks sometimes.
02:05:10.000 It's like a movie set.
02:05:11.000 Because you're like, how's that a perfect circle?
02:05:13.000 How's that rock a perfect...
02:05:14.000 Who rolled that here?
02:05:16.000 How did this get here?
02:05:18.000 Well, you ever seen those rocks that they found?
02:05:20.000 I want to say Belize?
02:05:22.000 Belize stones?
02:05:23.000 I'm going to say Belize.
02:05:25.000 I loved that picture of you and the salmon that you caught, that giant hog of a salmon.
02:05:30.000 Your smile was ear to ear.
02:05:32.000 Ari and I caught a bunch of them, man.
02:05:34.000 Oh, you were up there with him?
02:05:35.000 I didn't know.
02:05:35.000 Yeah, Ari and I, we did the Beartooth, I think it's called the Beartooth Lodge.
02:05:41.000 It's a badass place in Anchorage, and we went salmon fishing up there.
02:05:45.000 Did you eat those bad boys?
02:05:45.000 We didn't eat those, because when we went, it was a catch and release time.
02:05:53.000 They based it on how many salmon come through the weir.
02:05:56.000 The weir is like a salmon have to come into this box area and they count them and they let them through.
02:06:02.000 But right before we got there, we couldn't have asked for a better day.
02:06:05.000 Before we got there, there was like hundreds of salmon came through.
02:06:07.000 So it was like a crazy amount were in the river while we were there.
02:06:10.000 It was so fun.
02:06:11.000 They're so big.
02:06:13.000 It's weird though being up there and seeing moose everywhere.
02:06:16.000 Seeing moose and eagles and shit.
02:06:19.000 Alaska's amazing.
02:06:20.000 Have you been up there yet?
02:06:21.000 Not yet.
02:06:22.000 You guys got to do a show up there.
02:06:23.000 We're in the talks right now about it.
02:06:25.000 It's supposed to be, what, two days, four shows.
02:06:27.000 I don't know if...
02:06:28.000 Two days what?
02:06:29.000 Two days, four shows.
02:06:30.000 Where?
02:06:31.000 Do you remember where it was?
02:06:33.000 No, I don't know.
02:06:34.000 Fairbanks or Anchorage?
02:06:35.000 Anchorage.
02:06:36.000 Where are you going to go?
02:06:36.000 Do you know the place?
02:06:37.000 I don't know the place.
02:06:38.000 Two days of shows.
02:06:39.000 It'll be fun.
02:06:39.000 You'll have a great time.
02:06:41.000 People up there are cool as shit.
02:06:42.000 The girl that's booking it said that it's one of those places that they never have anybody come out there, so if anybody comes out, Everybody just goes to the show.
02:06:52.000 No matter if they're a fan or not.
02:06:54.000 They just want...
02:06:55.000 They find out about it because that's it.
02:06:58.000 Yeah, well, it's an awesome town, man.
02:07:01.000 There's something really cool about those people up there.
02:07:03.000 And I think part of it is because they're real bonded.
02:07:07.000 It's a real interesting kind of a community.
02:07:09.000 And they're very progressive, too.
02:07:10.000 We saw Christians for Equality, this big group of Christians for Equality.
02:07:16.000 They were standing on the corner with the gay flag, the rainbow flag.
02:07:19.000 And they were waving these signs and waving to people.
02:07:23.000 And people would honk at them when they drove by, agreeing with them.
02:07:26.000 It's kind of interesting.
02:07:27.000 You know, I didn't expect that in Alaska.
02:07:29.000 I mean, I don't know what my prejudices were.
02:07:31.000 I've never heard of that group before.
02:07:32.000 That says a lot about Alaska.
02:07:34.000 Christians for equality.
02:07:36.000 Normally Christians are very Christian.
02:07:39.000 Yeah, no, not up there, man.
02:07:41.000 It was really cool.
02:07:42.000 The shows were cool.
02:07:44.000 Everything about it was cool.
02:07:45.000 And it's just, you feel weird being up there.
02:07:48.000 If it's any trend how much Canada loves comedy the farther north you go, then it must be like heaven, comedy heaven up there because I love The few times I've been in Canada to do comedy shows, it's always been some of the highlights.
02:08:01.000 So I can't imagine what it's like farther north.
02:08:03.000 Do you do Seattle?
02:08:04.000 Yeah, I've done Seattle.
02:08:05.000 Seattle's fucking awesome.
02:08:07.000 They got a cool comedy scene there, too.
02:08:09.000 They have a couple comedy clubs now.
02:08:11.000 They got that Parlor Live, too, that place that's connected to a pool hall.
02:08:15.000 I just did the Moore Theater up there with Tom Segura last weekend.
02:08:20.000 Oh, it was fucking...
02:08:21.000 So fun.
02:08:23.000 Seattle's a great place, man.
02:08:25.000 I did that venue, I think, with Jeff.
02:08:26.000 Does it have church-like things on the walls?
02:08:29.000 Yes.
02:08:30.000 Yeah, they actually just shut down to do some renovations, I think, to clean it up.
02:08:36.000 But it's amazing, man.
02:08:38.000 Segura's so fucking funny.
02:08:39.000 Yeah, he's very funny.
02:08:41.000 You guys got a show tonight, right?
02:08:42.000 Where you at tonight?
02:08:43.000 Ice House.
02:08:43.000 Ice House?
02:08:44.000 What time?
02:08:44.000 10 o'clock?
02:08:45.000 10 o'clock.
02:08:45.000 If you're listening to this shit right now, folks, you can get in your car and make it there.
02:08:49.000 And use coupon code RSS and you get two for one tickets.
02:08:52.000 Who's there tonight?
02:08:53.000 We got me, we got Tony.
02:08:55.000 Powerful Tony Hitchcliffe.
02:08:57.000 Tebow.
02:08:58.000 Jason Tebow, Jesus Christ.
02:08:59.000 Virginia Collins.
02:09:00.000 Oh my goodness.
02:09:01.000 Matt Edgar.
02:09:02.000 Make it end.
02:09:03.000 Make it end.
02:09:04.000 There's too much comedy.
02:09:05.000 Sertiana?
02:09:06.000 Sertiana, I think.
02:09:07.000 Maybe.
02:09:08.000 Excellent.
02:09:08.000 Are you going to do a Nice House Chronicles as well?
02:09:10.000 No.
02:09:11.000 Yeah, too much, right?
02:09:12.000 I'm oversaturated.
02:09:13.000 I know.
02:09:14.000 If you don't like me, folks, I don't like me either.
02:09:16.000 How about that?
02:09:17.000 I'm tired of hearing me talk as well.
02:09:19.000 If you're like, Joe Rogan's everywhere, I don't even like being everywhere.
02:09:22.000 How about that?
02:09:23.000 You're like the opposite of Liberace, who wanted to fuck himself.
02:09:27.000 Yeah, I don't want to fuck myself.
02:09:29.000 But you can go fuck yourself.
02:09:31.000 How about that?
02:09:32.000 That's it.
02:09:33.000 Show's over.
02:09:33.000 Let's get out of here.
02:09:34.000 You guys gotta go do your show.
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02:10:16.000 We'll be back on Monday with the lovely and intelligent Abby Martin from RT. Sweet!
02:10:23.000 We'll try not to get too conspiratorial on you, ladies and gentlemen.
02:10:26.000 We'll try not to be too doom and gloom.
02:10:28.000 When Abby Martin comes on, all these people that come on that are journalists, they scare the shit out of me with reality.
02:10:34.000 So we're just going to try to have fun with Abby.
02:10:37.000 Everybody wants her to be serious and fucking try to bring down a government man.
02:10:42.000 No one's going down.
02:10:43.000 Let's just have some fun and hang out.
02:10:45.000 So that's Abby Martin on Monday.
02:10:47.000 And we've got Jim Norton on August 12th.
02:10:51.000 So Jimmy was supposed to be here today, but he had a reschedule.
02:10:54.000 We got a lot of shit coming up.
02:10:56.000 And so thank you, everybody.
02:10:58.000 Thanks for all the Twitter messages and all the love.
02:11:00.000 And thanks for everybody who came out to the Moore Theater in Seattle.
02:11:03.000 We had a great fucking time.
02:11:04.000 We appreciate the shit out of you people.
02:11:05.000 And we'll see you next week.
02:11:07.000 Big kiss.
02:11:27.000 Thank you.