The Joe Rogan Experience - August 05, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #381 - Abby Martin


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 53 minutes

Words per Minute

194.81175

Word Count

33,894

Sentence Count

3,357

Misogynist Sentences

114


Summary

This week on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, Joe talks about the new Gorilla Kettlebells, and the new Angry Monkey and Angry Gorilla kettlebells. Also, he talks about how he doesn't need to wear a pink shirt to the gym anymore, because he's not going to be a practical dude anymore. Joe also talks about why he doesn t need to be practical anymore, and how he's going to wear whatever he wants to work out in a way that makes him feel like he's cool and doesn't make him look like a complete idiot. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. All rights reserved. Used by permission. This episode was produced and edited by Joseph Rogan. It was edited by Bobby Lord. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and/or wherever else you re listening, and we'll make sure to include it in the next episode of the show. Thank you! Also, thank you for supporting the show and our sponsors! Subscribe, rate, and review our work, and spread the word to your friends and family about the show! We really appreciate it. Cheers. -Jon Sorrentino and his music is produced by Matt Knott, our new music is out! and we hope you like it. We're looking forward to making it even better than last week's episode. Thank you, Jon Rogan, too! -Jon Rogan and his new music, too. -- Jon Rogans and our new logo is out there. . Jon's new song is out now! -- and we're going to make it better than ever again, Jon's music is also out in the future, too, so we'll be better than the rest of the world is out in 2020, so thank you so much more than you can see it in a song we can be heard on the next week. and so on and so we can hear it out here and more of it out there in the coming weeks, we'll see you in 2020 and more in the near future, we're gonna get more of that, too much more in a few weeks, so you can be more like that, and it's better than that, more of this, and more like it, and so forth.


Transcript

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00:02:47.000 That's O-N-N-I-T. People have been asking me if the new Gorilla Kettlebells are still in stock.
00:02:53.000 I don't think they are.
00:02:55.000 I'm not sure, but I know they were almost sold out.
00:02:57.000 But I think that you can get them on back order.
00:03:00.000 They're fucking badass.
00:03:01.000 We can't print them quick enough.
00:03:03.000 They're very exciting to own.
00:03:05.000 Especially if you're a Primate-obsessed idiot like myself.
00:03:09.000 I'm very happy when I work out with Angry Monkey and Angry Gorilla Kettlebells.
00:03:14.000 It's the shit.
00:03:15.000 And the Gorilla one's the new one.
00:03:16.000 It just came out.
00:03:17.000 72 pounds.
00:03:18.000 It's in stock right now.
00:03:20.000 It's in stock.
00:03:20.000 Beautiful.
00:03:21.000 That's awesome.
00:03:21.000 Good.
00:03:22.000 Excellent.
00:03:22.000 They're difficult to keep around.
00:03:24.000 They're fun.
00:03:25.000 Somebody actually said to me, like, why do you make those?
00:03:27.000 It's not practical.
00:03:29.000 Bitch, life is not practical, okay?
00:03:31.000 It's definitely not practical to pay extra to have a gorilla's face molded perfectly into a kettlebell.
00:03:37.000 Duh!
00:03:38.000 I want one, and I don't even want to use one.
00:03:40.000 I just want to have one.
00:03:41.000 It's just a fun aspect of life, people, okay?
00:03:44.000 Everything doesn't have to be practical.
00:03:45.000 And when it does have to be practical, then it's that, okay?
00:03:48.000 And that's okay, too.
00:03:49.000 Both are okay.
00:03:50.000 It's okay to have a big, fucking, angry gorilla face on your weightlifting equipment.
00:03:55.000 You don't have to be all pragmatic.
00:03:57.000 You don't have to be one of those fucking weird dudes that only works out in grey gym shorts either.
00:04:01.000 You could wear a pink shirt every now and then, bro.
00:04:03.000 It's not going to kill you, okay?
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00:04:12.000 But I'll say this, and I always say this, learn from someone who knows what they're doing.
00:04:16.000 Please, before you embark on any sort of weight training program, Get a trainer, scrape up the money, and videotape it if you can.
00:04:24.000 Have the guy explain to you how to do things, and then pay attention to form.
00:04:27.000 It's the most important thing.
00:04:28.000 The worst thing that can ever happen is you take on some crazy exercise routine and you fucking hurt yourself.
00:04:34.000 That shit sucks.
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00:04:40.000 So please do that.
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00:04:50.000 So go.
00:04:51.000 Get your freak on.
00:04:52.000 Use the codename ROGAN. Abby Martin's here.
00:04:55.000 Why waste any time?
00:04:57.000 Let's get busy.
00:04:59.000 Let's rock and roll.
00:05:00.000 It seems cliche to say.
00:05:01.000 I want one of those gorilla kettleballs for my door.
00:05:03.000 Exactly.
00:05:04.000 It's an awesome doorstop.
00:05:05.000 Cue the music, Brian.
00:05:06.000 I'm trying.
00:05:07.000 There we go.
00:05:08.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:05:14.000 What are you doing?
00:05:15.000 I don't know.
00:05:16.000 Is that an accident?
00:05:17.000 That was an accident.
00:05:18.000 Whoops.
00:05:19.000 It's alright, folks.
00:05:20.000 You know what the fuck's happening.
00:05:21.000 Yeah, it's confusing.
00:05:23.000 Yeah, it's confusing to us too.
00:05:24.000 Abby Martin, thank you for coming.
00:05:27.000 Thank you for inviting me, man.
00:05:28.000 I did not know Abby Martin is an artist, and she gave me this fucking badass dope picture that she's created.
00:05:34.000 It's very sexy.
00:05:36.000 It's very pornographic.
00:05:39.000 Can I say pornographic?
00:05:40.000 If I was one of those radical minister type dudes, I would say it's pornographic.
00:05:44.000 Of course.
00:05:45.000 Thank you.
00:05:46.000 You're welcome.
00:05:47.000 I didn't know that you were an artist.
00:05:48.000 Yeah.
00:05:49.000 You're a person of many talents.
00:05:51.000 Indeed.
00:05:52.000 As are you.
00:05:53.000 Hmm.
00:05:54.000 Hmm.
00:05:54.000 Touche.
00:05:55.000 Are you into porn?
00:05:57.000 Who isn't?
00:05:58.000 I mean, do you watch it every day?
00:05:59.000 Wait a minute.
00:05:59.000 Who isn't?
00:06:00.000 I'm sure there's a lot of people.
00:06:02.000 That's true.
00:06:02.000 I think a lot of people say that they don't watch it, but they're lying.
00:06:05.000 Really?
00:06:06.000 I do watch porn.
00:06:08.000 I think there's an idea that people have with porn that those people are being exploited.
00:06:14.000 That's the weird thing.
00:06:15.000 You really shouldn't have videos of you fucking online like that.
00:06:19.000 Doing that for a living.
00:06:21.000 The only people that are doing it are being exploited.
00:06:24.000 But that gets down to a really weird personal freedom issue because there's some people that actually want to do that.
00:06:30.000 So who's to say?
00:06:31.000 And it's a weird one because if people like watching it and people want to do it, what's wrong with it?
00:06:37.000 What exactly is wrong?
00:06:38.000 What is really wrong if people want to have sex but nobody wants other people to watch?
00:06:42.000 What is that really about?
00:06:45.000 Yeah.
00:06:46.000 I mean, people do want to do it.
00:06:48.000 Yeah.
00:06:50.000 Yeah.
00:06:50.000 Well, it's weird when you tell someone what they can and can't do.
00:06:56.000 It's weird because then it gets to like, hmm, why can't you make a porn?
00:06:59.000 Why can't you, like, what is wrong with watching people fuck?
00:07:02.000 Is it dangerous?
00:07:04.000 Like, what's going on?
00:07:05.000 Are people getting harmed?
00:07:07.000 How come everyone's watching it?
00:07:09.000 How come billions and billions of people are watching it, but we're still pretending that somehow or another it's a negative force?
00:07:14.000 It seems like it's an integrated part of our world.
00:07:18.000 Right.
00:07:19.000 I think there's this misconception about women being forced to do what they're doing and they're not enjoying themselves.
00:07:25.000 But really, I don't think that's true.
00:07:28.000 And also, I think a lot of porn watchers are women a lot more than we'd think.
00:07:32.000 Wow, that's a strong statement.
00:07:33.000 I agree with her.
00:07:34.000 Yeah?
00:07:35.000 I totally agree.
00:07:36.000 Well, you're both freaks.
00:07:37.000 You should be together.
00:07:39.000 I think it's probably the majority of our men, but I think more women probably watch today than ever before.
00:07:46.000 It's a strange thing, you know.
00:07:48.000 The idea behind it is very strange, that it's such a taboo subject for people.
00:07:53.000 People that have money for sex.
00:07:54.000 We're living in a sexually repressed society.
00:07:57.000 Oh, for sure, yeah.
00:07:58.000 And uniquely so.
00:08:00.000 It's uniquely so because of all of our access to information.
00:08:03.000 We're still riding on the ripples of the Puritans that first settled here.
00:08:07.000 The ripples of their way of thinking has still, to this day, influenced a lot of the tone of the country.
00:08:15.000 It's very strange.
00:08:16.000 Yeah, the entire entertainment industry just sells sex because they know that it's kind of this mystique for us because we have been so sexually repressed for so long.
00:08:24.000 I mean, compared to other countries, I guess.
00:08:25.000 Europe, it's so fucking different.
00:08:27.000 I mean, I was watching Braveheart on TV, and they blurt out people's asses when they're mooning the camera, but then they show people's heads being, like, beat up against a rock.
00:08:37.000 So it's like, why are we able to see someone's brain being smashed in, but we can't see an ass?
00:08:41.000 Yeah.
00:08:42.000 It's very weird.
00:08:43.000 It's weird how, you know, you could have just incredible violence in a movie and that's fine.
00:08:48.000 But it's the sex.
00:08:50.000 We draw the line.
00:08:51.000 We draw a really distinct line.
00:08:53.000 Do you remember there was a movie a while back called, I think it was called Brown Bunny?
00:08:58.000 It was Vincent Gallo, and him and Chloe, you know that girl, actually had a sex scene in the film.
00:09:08.000 You can't play it because it's...
00:09:09.000 Don't even try to play it, Brian, because it's actually sex.
00:09:14.000 She actually gave him oral sex.
00:09:15.000 Oh, wow.
00:09:16.000 Yeah, and people got mad at him.
00:09:19.000 They were, like, furious that they put that in the film.
00:09:22.000 Like, I remember reading this, like, really angry review by this guy, and he was actually angry at Gallo for doing this and making him watch this scene.
00:09:33.000 This lewd act.
00:09:35.000 But it's a fucking weird thing where we have, where it's like, as a society, like, that is the line.
00:09:41.000 Right.
00:09:42.000 You do that behind closed doors, period.
00:09:43.000 But it's fucking reality.
00:09:44.000 Yeah, why?
00:09:45.000 Yeah.
00:09:45.000 You can make out in a movie.
00:09:48.000 You can fake fuck, but no real fucking.
00:09:51.000 The weirdest thing to me is the softcore porn, though.
00:09:54.000 Yeah.
00:09:55.000 That's fucking weird.
00:09:56.000 How weird would it be to be a softcore porn actor?
00:09:58.000 I had a friend who did that.
00:10:00.000 I had a friend who did that, and him and this girl were naked in bed.
00:10:04.000 They're doing the scene together, and they're doing it for a while.
00:10:06.000 In the middle of it, she goes, you can fuck me if you really want to.
00:10:12.000 And he goes, no, that's okay.
00:10:17.000 He's a guy to get paid way more.
00:10:20.000 I don't know what his motivation was.
00:10:22.000 I suspect he didn't want his cock to be seen.
00:10:25.000 But the idea behind it.
00:10:29.000 It's a very weird thing.
00:10:31.000 We just like watching people have sex.
00:10:33.000 Yeah.
00:10:33.000 But it's taboo.
00:10:34.000 Right.
00:10:35.000 But yeah, it's a billion-dollar business.
00:10:36.000 Right.
00:10:36.000 But it's not really...
00:10:37.000 It seems like the business has been unfairly ignored as far as the economic impact of the industry or the internet on the industry.
00:10:48.000 Because if you look at the economic impact on the music industry, it's really substantial.
00:10:52.000 Illegal downloads really became a huge issue, right?
00:10:56.000 But with pornography, no one talks about it.
00:10:59.000 No one cares.
00:10:59.000 I don't understand who pays for porn now.
00:11:01.000 Exactly.
00:11:02.000 There's still websites where people make money, and there's so many people out there.
00:11:06.000 All a guy has to do is get fixated on one girl, and she just sticks dildos inside of her all week, and she's making bank.
00:11:12.000 But the reality is, it's like the actual buying of the DVDs is a big thing for them, and all that went away.
00:11:19.000 And now they get pay-per-view from hotels and stuff, and I'm sure that must be diminished by the internet as well, since there's so many other options.
00:11:27.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:11:27.000 But it's illegitimate.
00:11:30.000 It's, like, treated as illegitimate.
00:11:31.000 It's weird.
00:11:32.000 Because it's clearly a gigantic economic force.
00:11:37.000 Like, the need to beat off.
00:11:39.000 Like, it's gigantic.
00:11:40.000 But yet, it's ignored as far as, like, if banks can fail, you know, we have to prop them up.
00:11:46.000 If General Motors is going under, we have to save them.
00:11:49.000 We're saving jobs.
00:11:50.000 But if porn starts to go under, everybody's like...
00:11:52.000 But it was so inflated.
00:11:55.000 It was so inflated to begin.
00:11:57.000 The porn industry was?
00:11:58.000 Yeah, I mean, people were getting paid ridiculous amounts of money for just, you know, like 10 minute sex scenes.
00:12:03.000 Right, but what's wrong with that?
00:12:04.000 I don't think that's a bad thing.
00:12:06.000 I think it's what the market allowed.
00:12:10.000 I mean, they were very valuable then.
00:12:12.000 But the digital aspect of their creations...
00:12:15.000 So the ones and zeros, it could be replicated for as long as they want.
00:12:20.000 That's where things get weird.
00:12:21.000 Because once you have that, it's like, oh, well, I don't have to make a copy of it.
00:12:25.000 So it's not like an actual DVD. You could just download it and you can get it in seconds.
00:12:31.000 That must have just crippled the business.
00:12:34.000 Because you used to have to go buy a physical DVD. And if you wanted porn, that's how you got your porn.
00:12:40.000 That was for the longest time.
00:12:41.000 There was a store that I used to go to.
00:12:43.000 In Santa Monica, it was this video store.
00:12:46.000 It was like half porn.
00:12:48.000 They had a couple fucking Braveheart or some shit.
00:12:51.000 Like, yeah, here's Mad Max, stupid.
00:12:52.000 But most of it was porn.
00:12:54.000 This was like in the early 90s.
00:12:56.000 And there'd just be a bunch of dudes walking around there, shifty, not breathing too heavy, trying to get out of there as quick as they could.
00:13:02.000 And then the rest of it was like a fucking ghost town.
00:13:05.000 Because nobody wants to go to the one video store that's mostly porn.
00:13:09.000 Right, right.
00:13:09.000 Well, the best is when they have their rooms there.
00:13:11.000 It's like, do you really go to a porn store and just jerk off in a room?
00:13:13.000 For some people, they have nowhere else to go.
00:13:17.000 For some people, they have nowhere else to go.
00:13:20.000 Also, for some people, they get their freak on doing something that's forbidden in some weird, seedy way.
00:13:25.000 There's something about going to a peep booth that just...
00:13:28.000 Excites people.
00:13:29.000 I had a friend who used to smoke crack and go to a peep booth.
00:13:33.000 That was his thing.
00:13:35.000 He lived in New York.
00:13:36.000 He was a pool hustler.
00:13:38.000 And one of his fun things to do would be to smoke crack and go to peep booths.
00:13:41.000 So what is a peep booth?
00:13:42.000 Do you just get a glimpse of someone dancing or what?
00:13:45.000 It's either one of two things, I guess.
00:13:47.000 Some of them are videos.
00:13:49.000 You can go and watch videos and they would watch videos and beat off.
00:13:52.000 And then the other ones are actual people.
00:13:55.000 People would be behind glass.
00:13:57.000 And, you know, you would talk to them.
00:13:59.000 Like, you walk in, and they're sitting down behind, like, a plexiglass thing, and then they do things for you.
00:14:04.000 Me and Eddie F. went to that one place in San Francisco, and that's where I... It was my first time where I touched the walls, and it was wet.
00:14:13.000 Oh, Jesus, son.
00:14:14.000 Yeah.
00:14:16.000 Fuck that shit.
00:14:16.000 It's dark in there, too.
00:14:18.000 You can't even see the walls.
00:14:19.000 Yeah, and they got beads and shit that you have to walk through.
00:14:21.000 It's fucking weird.
00:14:23.000 The whole idea is weird.
00:14:24.000 You're allowed to masturbate there, though.
00:14:26.000 They're telling you that, right?
00:14:27.000 They can't really say that.
00:14:29.000 That's what happens.
00:14:30.000 It's like one of those things where they know you're going to beat off, but they can't say, hey, come on in and beat off.
00:14:34.000 Because then it becomes like a public health issue, I think.
00:14:37.000 Like, people just shooting fluids all over the place.
00:14:40.000 Yeah, it's like...
00:14:41.000 And not only that...
00:14:42.000 They just don't want to let you know that you can do that.
00:14:45.000 Just to keep people from taking it to the next level.
00:14:50.000 Because if you tell people that they can do it, then people are like, well, how come I can't sell it?
00:14:56.000 You know what I mean?
00:14:57.000 Nobody is happy with the status quo.
00:15:00.000 They always want to continue to push it.
00:15:01.000 So if you tell people they can beat off in there, they're just probably going to be fine.
00:15:06.000 They're probably going to go crazy.
00:15:08.000 They're going to want to have sex there.
00:15:10.000 And then we tell them that's okay, then they're going to want to kill people.
00:15:13.000 The decline in porn, at least, has raised the quality of the prostitute, though.
00:15:18.000 So we should just, you know, think about that for a second.
00:15:21.000 Well, that's another weird thing.
00:15:22.000 I read an article where a girl who was a...
00:15:25.000 It was a really...
00:15:26.000 It's a very smart article about a girl who used to be a porn star and then became a prostitute.
00:15:32.000 And she was saying that there's not much difference between being on the set and being in a brothel.
00:15:37.000 It's just like there's no cameras.
00:15:40.000 You're just having sex, and sometimes you don't want to have sex with that person.
00:15:43.000 You just do it because that's your job.
00:15:44.000 And I was like, wow.
00:15:46.000 It's weird that that's a real issue.
00:15:49.000 You tell someone that someone's a prostitute, and that person's like, oh.
00:15:53.000 You go to, like, there's that website.
00:15:55.000 I just don't know why it's illegal.
00:15:57.000 I mean...
00:15:57.000 Yeah.
00:15:58.000 That luxury companion website, have you ever heard of that?
00:16:01.000 No, what's that?
00:16:02.000 It's this high-quality prostitute website, but the sad thing is if you go through it, it's all porn stars.
00:16:07.000 Like, you're all like, man, I could actually have sex with her?
00:16:10.000 That's crazy.
00:16:10.000 Well, that's a sweet deal if you're a fan.
00:16:13.000 It's not like you could, for $10,000 or $20,000, go play basketball with Michael Jordan.
00:16:18.000 He's like, bitch, I'm busy.
00:16:20.000 But if you're a fan of one of those gals, you can actually have sex with them.
00:16:25.000 That's got to be really weird to be a dude who's super obsessed.
00:16:28.000 And for the girl, wow, what a crazy chance.
00:16:31.000 It's one thing to meet strangers, but to meet strangers who are sexually obsessed with you and get to have sex with you for money, Woo!
00:16:38.000 That's a strange energy exchange right there.
00:16:41.000 That's some high-level shit.
00:16:42.000 You guys should do that, too.
00:16:44.000 Why aren't we doing it?
00:16:46.000 We're like the shy ones.
00:16:48.000 Like, oh no.
00:16:49.000 Men?
00:16:49.000 Yeah.
00:16:50.000 Well, it's looked down upon in both sides.
00:16:52.000 As soon as money's involved, it's like money and sex for some reason did not, anytime it's connected, whether it's a gigolo or whether it's a girl or a prostitute, it's like terrible.
00:17:01.000 It's awful.
00:17:02.000 Like, you're connecting money and sex.
00:17:04.000 Money and everything else is cool.
00:17:05.000 Exactly.
00:17:06.000 You know?
00:17:06.000 Money and competition.
00:17:08.000 Even though we use sex to sell everything, right?
00:17:11.000 Did you guys hear about that dude who killed a prostitute?
00:17:14.000 And use the self-defense thing and he got off because he said that she stole money from him and she didn't actually fuck him.
00:17:22.000 So then he was able to get off on self-defense in some weird fucked up law in a state saying it was like one of those stand your ground things except he was like you stole my money and didn't deliver the goods so I can kill you.
00:17:33.000 Oh my god.
00:17:34.000 Wait a minute.
00:17:35.000 What state is this?
00:17:36.000 I want to say Texas but I don't What's the story?
00:17:39.000 How long ago was the story?
00:17:40.000 Just say, dude kills prostitute.
00:17:42.000 Oh my god.
00:17:42.000 Do you know how many articles you're going to get?
00:17:44.000 That's probably more hits on Google than baseball bat in the ass.
00:17:49.000 Guy kills prostitute or baseball bat in the ass.
00:17:51.000 Gets off.
00:17:52.000 I went to look once, because I didn't believe it was true.
00:17:57.000 Someone told me there was a video of a young girl with a baseball bat in her rump.
00:18:01.000 And you searched high and low.
00:18:02.000 I went for the Google, but when you go for the Google search, the numbers are insane.
00:18:07.000 I'm going to do it.
00:18:08.000 Let's see what the recent one is.
00:18:10.000 Baseball bat in ass.
00:18:15.000 Our friend Dana.
00:18:16.000 She's a sweetie.
00:18:18.000 Let's see how many hits.
00:18:20.000 Okay, you ready for this?
00:18:22.000 Yeah.
00:18:22.000 5,900,000 results.
00:18:26.000 Oh, jeez.
00:18:28.000 Whoa.
00:18:29.000 What a fucking strange...
00:18:32.000 Do not choose images because the first photo that comes up is the worst, grossest image I've seen.
00:18:37.000 Oh, dude.
00:18:38.000 Jesus Christ.
00:18:39.000 What the fuck is that?
00:18:40.000 What is that?
00:18:41.000 Someone being rude.
00:18:43.000 Is that real?
00:18:44.000 Someone being rude.
00:18:44.000 I don't know.
00:18:45.000 Let's say it's not.
00:18:46.000 Let's hope it's not.
00:18:48.000 Yikes.
00:18:49.000 Yeah.
00:18:49.000 Whoops.
00:18:50.000 How did we get stuck in this, Abby?
00:18:52.000 It's your fault or something.
00:18:55.000 Immediately looking up, there's my back in the ass.
00:18:57.000 Oh, it's because of her painting when we started talking about porn.
00:19:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:19:00.000 That's right.
00:19:01.000 It's your fault.
00:19:02.000 But look how good women used to look.
00:19:03.000 That was a playboy from the 70s and 60s.
00:19:07.000 I think women look pretty good today, too.
00:19:08.000 That's true.
00:19:10.000 Everybody's good.
00:19:11.000 I just like the natural boobs.
00:19:13.000 Yeah.
00:19:14.000 More voluptuous.
00:19:15.000 I think they're going to have, within our lifetimes, a different workaround for that.
00:19:20.000 And it'll be a biological workaround.
00:19:22.000 They'll have something where you can actually grow a breast.
00:19:24.000 Your breast will grow larger.
00:19:26.000 I really think that's going to happen.
00:19:27.000 Yeah.
00:19:28.000 I think there's going to be all sorts of weird genetic changes over the next few decades.
00:19:32.000 The stuff that they're working on right now...
00:19:34.000 I talked to Ray Kurzweil.
00:19:36.000 He told me that they're working on artificial blood cells that allow you to hold your breath underwater for four hours.
00:19:43.000 You could just hop in a water, hop in a tank of water, and because of these artificial blood cells are so efficient that you would have enough oxygen where you'd hold your breath for four hours.
00:19:53.000 That's like, he thinks within our lifetime.
00:19:55.000 That's awesome.
00:19:56.000 It's mind-blowing.
00:19:57.000 Fucking yeah.
00:19:58.000 Yeah, so I think boobs is going to be an easy one.
00:20:01.000 That's going to be easy.
00:20:02.000 They're just going to give you the boob bug.
00:20:03.000 It's like a version of the flu.
00:20:05.000 You get sick and your tits grow like monsters.
00:20:08.000 That's what's going to happen.
00:20:09.000 They're probably going to be no ugly people in 100 years.
00:20:12.000 Everyone's going to be super engineered, genetic-looking Dr. Manhattan men, and every woman's going to be the perfect sex pot.
00:20:20.000 They're going to have that down.
00:20:23.000 Why would you have bad teeth when you could just brush?
00:20:26.000 It's going to be that simple.
00:20:28.000 Didn't you go to the gene place?
00:20:30.000 What do you want to trust random chance and what your body's like?
00:20:33.000 What are you fucking crazy?
00:20:35.000 You want to trust random chance on one of the most important things.
00:20:38.000 As far as social currency, we all agree that beautiful people have this amazing power.
00:20:44.000 They have an amazing power to get people's attention.
00:20:47.000 You meet a big, tall, handsome man with a perfect face, and you just go, wow, he's here.
00:20:55.000 It's totally natural.
00:20:56.000 It's a complete natural thing for human beings to do.
00:21:00.000 But it's fucking weird.
00:21:01.000 It's a lottery.
00:21:02.000 And how much would that fuck up with the social order, though, if everyone looked good?
00:21:06.000 Oh, it's gonna throw it into the toilet.
00:21:07.000 It's gonna be a goddamn mess.
00:21:08.000 We're gonna not...
00:21:09.000 It's like how people are lazy because we don't have to go chase quail to eat.
00:21:13.000 We just go to fucking Jack in the Box and get a chicken sandwich.
00:21:17.000 It's fucking easy.
00:21:18.000 It takes three minutes and it's already cooked.
00:21:20.000 You know, you give them some paper and you're done with it.
00:21:23.000 But I think that...
00:21:25.000 It's going to be much along the same lines.
00:21:27.000 We're lazy in that it doesn't take much to get us fed.
00:21:30.000 So most people just sort of skate by in life.
00:21:33.000 There's no real desperation or fear of not feeding, in this country at least.
00:21:37.000 For some people it's a struggle.
00:21:40.000 One day it's going to get to the point where that's the way it is with everything.
00:21:45.000 That's the way it is with your looks.
00:21:46.000 You're going to be able to just look like whatever you want.
00:21:48.000 There's going to be people that don't even look like people.
00:21:51.000 People are definitely going to want to look like dinosaurs.
00:21:54.000 People that are like furries and shit like that.
00:21:56.000 If they could genetically alter humans to be like a dinosaur type person and change your body.
00:22:02.000 Oh yeah.
00:22:02.000 Yeah, people already do that now.
00:22:04.000 And then you have to eat goats and shit, kill them with your face.
00:22:06.000 People would sign up.
00:22:06.000 No doubt, right?
00:22:08.000 There'd probably be a huge counterculture of just dinosaur motherfuckers.
00:22:12.000 Yes!
00:22:13.000 But I always thought it would be so interesting, like a thousand years from now, if we died off and then people in the future came back and dissected our...
00:22:21.000 Skeletons and found remnants of, like, silicone.
00:22:23.000 And they're like, what the fuck were people just, like, inserting silicone packets in their body and ab implants?
00:22:28.000 You know that that exists now?
00:22:30.000 I can't imagine...
00:22:31.000 I have one of those.
00:22:33.000 Can you imagine just getting, like, a shield just underneath your skin?
00:22:37.000 Because you're like, I don't want to fucking try to do crunches.
00:22:39.000 Well, I think it's a surgery.
00:22:41.000 I might be wrong.
00:22:43.000 But I think what the ab thing is, is they sort of, like, suture it in to create permanent six-pack indentations.
00:22:49.000 So it's like, just like implants here.
00:22:50.000 I'm talking shit.
00:22:52.000 I watched a special on it, but I was barely paying attention.
00:22:54.000 Because I was like, do some crunches, you lazy bitch!
00:22:57.000 And I changed the channel.
00:22:58.000 I was like, that's so ridiculous.
00:22:59.000 You're gonna get fake abs?
00:23:01.000 Right.
00:23:01.000 Dudes get fake calves.
00:23:03.000 Calve implants, yeah.
00:23:04.000 Yeah.
00:23:05.000 If you have skinny calves, I guess it's a bummer.
00:23:06.000 Because that's one thing I look at a man, I'm like, dude, he doesn't have big enough calves.
00:23:10.000 Well, what happens, I think, with the bodybuilder type gentlemen is the same thing that happens to anorexics.
00:23:16.000 I think it's been pretty much proven, is that they have a distorted opinion of how they look.
00:23:21.000 Some of those big bodybuilder dudes, they won't expose their body.
00:23:26.000 They cover it up.
00:23:27.000 They have blankets and shit they wear everywhere, and they wear four or five sweaters.
00:23:31.000 Like, it's weird.
00:23:32.000 Like, they don't show their body.
00:23:33.000 They feel small, and they wear a lot of layers sometimes.
00:23:37.000 And some of these guys are fucking mountains.
00:23:40.000 Like, human mountains.
00:23:41.000 But they're wearing, like, two sweatshirts and a t-shirt over that.
00:23:44.000 And, you know, it's almost like they want to, like...
00:23:47.000 Yeah, they get crazy.
00:23:48.000 Some of them can get...
00:23:49.000 And it's not all of them, obviously.
00:23:50.000 But you can get crazy.
00:23:51.000 And so they look at their calves, and they're like, Fuck this.
00:23:54.000 I'm fucking sick of having a little calf.
00:23:56.000 And then just stuff some shoehorns in there.
00:23:59.000 Pop them bitches out.
00:24:00.000 I mean, I don't know who the first guy was who went for it.
00:24:03.000 It's like, I'm fucking tired of my fucking bullshit calves.
00:24:05.000 I saw some MTV special on it like 10 years ago.
00:24:08.000 This little fucking squirrely kid on the beach and then afterward he's like, everyone's looking at my calves.
00:24:13.000 It's like, yeah, because they look fucking huge compared to the rest of your body.
00:24:16.000 Why are they so big?
00:24:17.000 Have you seen this?
00:24:18.000 There's donutting.
00:24:20.000 People are getting donuts put in their head.
00:24:22.000 I have seen that.
00:24:22.000 It's saline.
00:24:24.000 But that goes away, doesn't it?
00:24:25.000 Yeah, it goes away.
00:24:27.000 Yeah, that's why they do it.
00:24:30.000 They actually inject saline into their forehead and then they put a little indentation with her finger.
00:24:36.000 It's hot.
00:24:38.000 People are so strange.
00:24:40.000 Did you hear about some woman who was this beautiful model in Korea and then she just injected her face with a bunch of olive oil and shit.
00:24:48.000 They would not give her any more plastic surgery and now she looks insane.
00:24:51.000 Yeah, it was cooking oil.
00:24:53.000 It's fucking awful.
00:24:54.000 She was injecting cooking oil into her face.
00:24:56.000 Poor girl.
00:24:57.000 I know.
00:24:58.000 Yeah, the human mind is so fucking complex.
00:25:02.000 You're so fucked.
00:25:02.000 It's so strange because it seems like most of your life is almost like a balancing act.
00:25:08.000 It's a balancing act of happiness and friendships and laughter and accomplishments and not losing your mind along the way.
00:25:16.000 But for a lot of folks, somewhere in that dance it's just too much and they just go towards lose your mind at full steam ahead and then they're sticking needles and cooking oil in their face.
00:25:27.000 Or we've all seen the one actress that will not stop fucking with her face until they become almost hideous or pitiful.
00:25:37.000 When you look at them, you have pity.
00:25:38.000 You're like, oh no, what did she do?
00:25:40.000 This thing to her face.
00:25:42.000 It's a very strange aspect of the human being.
00:25:48.000 Every now and then, you take what looks like a totally normal person who's keeping it together for a long time, and then one day, we'll have to crazy town.
00:25:57.000 I just fucking can't keep it together anymore.
00:26:00.000 I give up!
00:26:00.000 I'm just fucking running!
00:26:01.000 And it's so fucking obvious too when they overdo the plastic surgery because everyone just looks exactly alike.
00:26:06.000 It's fucking creepy.
00:26:08.000 Well, you know what it is?
00:26:09.000 You get delusional and you think it's going to fix.
00:26:11.000 I had hair transplants.
00:26:12.000 I had my first one I think when I was like 26. I had three of them.
00:26:16.000 Why?
00:26:16.000 Why so young?
00:26:17.000 Because my hair was falling out.
00:26:19.000 I was fucking freaking out.
00:26:20.000 I was freaking out when my hair was falling out because I was on TV, too.
00:26:24.000 And I was making a living as an actor at the time on news radio.
00:26:28.000 And I was like, oh my god, my fucking hair is falling out.
00:26:30.000 I had known it was falling out for a while.
00:26:32.000 I saved it, though, with the minoxidil.
00:26:34.000 The minoxidil was hanging in there.
00:26:35.000 But after a while, it was still falling out.
00:26:38.000 And I was like, god, I've got to do something about it.
00:26:40.000 I should have never done anything.
00:26:41.000 I should have shaved my head from the beginning.
00:26:43.000 And so whenever kids ask me online, like dudes ask me, I'm fucking freaking out, I'm only 18, I'm losing my hair.
00:26:49.000 Shave it, bitch.
00:26:50.000 Just deal with that.
00:26:51.000 Just accept the fact that you don't have any hair.
00:26:53.000 Did the hair plugs look bad?
00:26:54.000 It didn't look good.
00:26:55.000 I never looked at my hair and went, yeah!
00:26:58.000 It was always like, oh, I guess I got hair up there now, whatever.
00:27:02.000 But the way they do it is like a single thing.
00:27:05.000 It's not like the old way of doing it.
00:27:07.000 But they take a big strip of hair, so I have this big scar on the back of my head, like a smile for the rest of my life.
00:27:14.000 But I'd rather have that.
00:27:16.000 First of all, it's a good public service announcement.
00:27:18.000 If you're thinking about doing this, just look at my head.
00:27:20.000 Don't do it.
00:27:21.000 Just shave your head.
00:27:22.000 And then the other thing is that it's almost like what you're doing is a screwball thing.
00:27:29.000 It seems like it might work a little, but then as you start doing it, you go, wait, isn't there options?
00:27:36.000 And the other option is just, let it be what the fuck it is and stop freaking out.
00:27:40.000 That's the other option.
00:27:41.000 That's always the best option.
00:27:43.000 Rather than getting knocked unconscious and they take a chunk of meat out of the back of your head and drill fucking holes in there and implant those.
00:27:49.000 It's nuts.
00:27:50.000 Oh yeah, Jason, what's his name?
00:27:52.000 Jason Alexander, I think.
00:27:54.000 He wanted to go back in time just like 10 years.
00:27:58.000 So it kind of looked like he was about to go bald.
00:28:00.000 Just to make it more realistic.
00:28:02.000 Wow.
00:28:03.000 Yeah, he got a super cool hairpiece, I guess.
00:28:08.000 It's kind of weird, because if a chick wears a wig, it's like, no biggie.
00:28:13.000 When Madonna would wear wigs, or when Lady Gaga would wear some crazy wigs, nobody tripped.
00:28:19.000 But if a dude's wearing a wig, there's something...
00:28:23.000 Is that real?
00:28:24.000 Yeah, he went a little too far.
00:28:25.000 Is that real?
00:28:25.000 He went too far.
00:28:26.000 That's beautiful, but it's real.
00:28:28.000 That's amazing.
00:28:29.000 I would love it if he did that.
00:28:30.000 If he gave up on dyeing his hair, like imagine if he was all white like that for real.
00:28:35.000 So he gives up on dyeing his hair, and then he just has a crazy white hairpiece.
00:28:39.000 He just goes for it.
00:28:40.000 I would actually really love that.
00:28:42.000 Totally respect that.
00:28:43.000 Like a sorcerer.
00:28:44.000 Michael Bolton.
00:28:45.000 Yeah, hey, whatever, man.
00:28:46.000 That's what the dude wants to look like.
00:28:48.000 But for me, I can tell you that it was a big mistake on my part, and it was one that I made in getting hair transplants out of insecurity because I was young.
00:28:56.000 And I was, you know, thinking like, oh, I'm not going to have a career.
00:28:59.000 I'm going to be a bald loser.
00:29:00.000 You know, like, that's what I was thinking.
00:29:01.000 That's what society drills into us.
00:29:03.000 Yeah, and if you want to have a solution to something, you go research it, and at the time, I always...
00:29:09.000 There's very little internet, too, so it wasn't as easy to research things.
00:29:12.000 But, you know, you talk to...
00:29:13.000 You find, like, a doctor who does it, and you talk to them, and they show you photos, and you're like, oh, this is going to work.
00:29:18.000 Oh, phew.
00:29:19.000 Boy, I'm going to fix my hair.
00:29:20.000 And the next thing you go, you go, what am I doing?
00:29:23.000 This stupid...
00:29:24.000 And I guarantee you, probably most women that wind up doing something wrong...
00:29:29.000 Whether it's a lip thing or a nose thing, where they're like, oh, Christ.
00:29:33.000 And they look at it in the mirror and they're like, what the fuck did I just do?
00:29:36.000 And then you can try to fix it.
00:29:38.000 Like, I've heard of girls that have had, girls?
00:29:41.000 I don't know where that came from.
00:29:42.000 Girls that have had too many nose jobs and they have to get, like, cartilage removed from the rib.
00:29:47.000 And then they recreate the nose.
00:29:49.000 Yeah, I talked to this guy that told me about this operation that they had to do.
00:29:53.000 She was in her 20s, too.
00:29:55.000 She'd had too many nose jobs already and she'd ruin her nose.
00:29:58.000 Look at Michael Jackson, dude.
00:30:00.000 I mean, I know he's a...
00:30:00.000 Yeah.
00:30:01.000 Yeah, this girl had like a...
00:30:03.000 A rare case.
00:30:04.000 Well, her nose apparently started to go in after the bone.
00:30:09.000 It's kind of sunken because there wasn't any cartilage there to support the rest of the nose.
00:30:13.000 Oh...
00:30:14.000 Woo!
00:30:15.000 Yeah, it's weird, man.
00:30:17.000 It's weird.
00:30:18.000 Some people just have bigger noses, and they just gotta deal with that.
00:30:21.000 It's alrighty.
00:30:22.000 It's gonna be okay.
00:30:24.000 I saw Michael Jackson impersonator on Hollywood and Vine last night with a little kid in a candy shop.
00:30:29.000 I was like, this is a ridiculous moment in time.
00:30:32.000 Whose kid is this?
00:30:33.000 It's so creepy.
00:30:35.000 I also got robbed.
00:30:36.000 You got robbed?
00:30:37.000 Yeah.
00:30:37.000 What happened?
00:30:38.000 I got bum-rushed by a crowd, and then they just must have lifted my wallet right out of my purse.
00:30:43.000 No way!
00:30:44.000 Yeah, it was crazy.
00:30:45.000 So they just ran into you and bumped into your bag, and you didn't notice it?
00:30:48.000 Yeah.
00:30:49.000 And I was like, how the fuck am I going to fly?
00:30:50.000 Apparently you don't need an ID to fly.
00:30:53.000 You just need to go.
00:30:54.000 They were like, we need to put you through 20 security tests, so come to the airport two hours early.
00:30:58.000 I was like, goddammit.
00:30:59.000 They're going to molest you.
00:31:00.000 Yeah.
00:31:01.000 Have you ever had that happen before, where you get roughly frisked?
00:31:05.000 No, but I have gotten yelled at by a TSA agent because I didn't want to go through the body scanner.
00:31:11.000 And he was like, what are you, a celebrity?
00:31:13.000 He's like, only celebrities don't want to go through the body scanner.
00:31:15.000 And I was like, why?
00:31:16.000 I was like, this is crazy that you're talking to me like this.
00:31:19.000 Like, what the fuck?
00:31:20.000 This is nuts.
00:31:21.000 Yeah, it's an option, isn't it?
00:31:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:23.000 He was just like totally demeaning me, like in front of everyone.
00:31:26.000 Why celebrities?
00:31:27.000 Why would celebrities not want to go through a...
00:31:28.000 The new one's like a radio one.
00:31:31.000 It's like, yeah, why would you want to get molested?
00:31:34.000 I mean...
00:31:35.000 Well, I've never had it happen to me.
00:31:37.000 Everyone has ever been pleasant with me.
00:31:39.000 But Graham Hancock, who's been on the podcast several times, who's a good friend, he went through one and he said, this dude just was aggressively sexual with him.
00:31:50.000 Grabbing his body, it felt like he was being molested.
00:31:54.000 I shouldn't say aggressively sexual, but He grabbed his cock and the whole thing.
00:31:59.000 He said it felt like he was getting raped.
00:32:02.000 Obviously not as extreme, but it's like a form of a violation.
00:32:05.000 And he was really shocked by it.
00:32:07.000 And he wrote about it.
00:32:08.000 He was shocked enough that he didn't just let it go.
00:32:10.000 He sat down and wrote some stuff about it.
00:32:11.000 Well, there was just this report that came out that said that there's so many more cases of Malfeasance and misconduct in the TSA than any other government.
00:32:19.000 I mean, this is like 20 times more, and so there was this investigation done to find out, well, why is there so much fucking, like, crimes happening, like, robbery, We're good to
00:32:49.000 go.
00:32:54.000 I'm just trying to, in the interest of fairness, I know some of them are just folks that needed a job, and that's the reality of the situation.
00:33:01.000 Graham Hancock got molested.
00:33:02.000 He did a little bit.
00:33:04.000 Well, you know, it's a thing where I think that it can be pretty well-argued That there needs to be some form of security, but it's also a thing that is much like many other public service jobs, is that it should be really respected, and it should be something you're paid well for,
00:33:20.000 and it should be a difficult job to acquire.
00:33:22.000 And I think it's a matter of priorities, and if we shifted those priorities, that we could make a sizable change in the way the whole thing is run.
00:33:31.000 If you made it so that people were, first of all, made it so that those jobs were a little bit more difficult to come by and that the people that do do it get background checks, and it's a really good job to get with excellent benefits so they don't feel left out or fucked or disenfranchised.
00:33:45.000 It's something that's worth, and it's also worth adhering to a certain code of conduct because it's a really good job.
00:33:52.000 You know, I think when you have a job, it's, you know, what the fuck are they getting per hour?
00:33:55.000 Yeah, they're probably just getting paid, like, fucking minimum wage.
00:33:57.000 Or a little more.
00:33:58.000 I think the TSA should be abolished.
00:33:59.000 I think it's a useless agency.
00:34:01.000 Well, how do you think that you should do security?
00:34:03.000 Like we did before 9-11.
00:34:05.000 How did we do that?
00:34:05.000 TSA was totally created in the wake of 9-11.
00:34:07.000 It's a totally new government agency, just like the Department of Homeland Security.
00:34:10.000 And just, I mean, think about it.
00:34:12.000 The hijackers brought on, what, knives?
00:34:15.000 Like, you can still bring those in.
00:34:16.000 This guy...
00:34:17.000 Jonathan Corbett basically exposed the fact that you can just create an in-sewn pocket and bring in whatever the fuck you want through these body scanners.
00:34:24.000 So they really have like a huge security breach.
00:34:27.000 But when you go back to why the body scanners were implemented, like an in-sewn pocket that's like silver or something.
00:34:32.000 Oh, so it has to be a type of material?
00:34:35.000 Yeah.
00:34:35.000 And you can carry anything through.
00:34:37.000 Oh, wow.
00:34:38.000 Yeah.
00:34:39.000 But I mean, the reason that the body scanners were implemented in the first place is because Michael Chertoff was tied up with Rapist Scan, which is also the name of the body scanner, right?
00:34:48.000 Rapist Scan.
00:34:49.000 Is it really?
00:34:50.000 Rapist Scan, but I call him Rapist Scan.
00:34:51.000 Oh my god.
00:34:53.000 Can you imagine if that really was the name?
00:34:54.000 And then they brought it and the government was like, really?
00:34:57.000 Like, yep, that's what we named it.
00:34:58.000 Do we have to name it?
00:34:59.000 Well, listen, I got a patent.
00:35:01.000 It's the rape scam.
00:35:02.000 I got a patent.
00:35:03.000 I'm not changing the fucking name.
00:35:04.000 I'm just adamant.
00:35:06.000 Some crazy multi-millionaire guy who's just nuts.
00:35:09.000 So yeah, this guy was running the DHS and he was tied up with the lobbying firm and profiting off these body scanners and so they just put them in all the airports and they don't even really work.
00:35:20.000 Even Israel, the Israeli government was like, we're not going to use those because they don't work.
00:35:24.000 They're not going to stop terrorism.
00:35:26.000 So they're totally pointless.
00:35:27.000 It's just like a money-making scam.
00:35:30.000 Wow.
00:35:31.000 Yeah.
00:35:31.000 Well, but here's the question.
00:35:33.000 Before 9-11, they did something, right?
00:35:36.000 You went through radar detectors.
00:35:38.000 You went through just the regular metal detectors.
00:35:40.000 Right.
00:35:41.000 And they still, they x-rayed your luggage?
00:35:42.000 No.
00:35:43.000 I don't know.
00:35:44.000 I think they did.
00:35:45.000 Yeah.
00:35:45.000 I feel like they did.
00:35:46.000 Didn't they?
00:35:47.000 Seems like they did.
00:35:49.000 But...
00:35:49.000 Yeah, they did.
00:35:50.000 So, between then and now, it's just gotten more complicated?
00:35:55.000 Is that what the idea is?
00:35:57.000 Well, they just, you know, they want to dehumanize us as much as possible to make flying the worst fucking thing in the world.
00:36:03.000 So now you have to take off your shoes.
00:36:04.000 The liquid thing is completely absurd.
00:36:07.000 That was based on something that was totally...
00:36:10.000 It wasn't fake, but it was like these mentally...
00:36:13.000 Unstable people who were trying to mix liquid explosives.
00:36:16.000 It wasn't even going to work.
00:36:17.000 It was totally pointless.
00:36:18.000 They weren't even going to be able to do it.
00:36:19.000 So then they just punish everyone by making everyone put little liquids in bags.
00:36:23.000 It's just ridiculous.
00:36:24.000 Maybe they found a proof of concept after that.
00:36:28.000 That somebody could go on with this shampoo bottle full with C4 that looks like conditioner.
00:36:32.000 And now you can't bring snow globes on.
00:36:35.000 Snow globes?
00:36:35.000 I just saw that.
00:36:36.000 Those little things that you shake?
00:36:38.000 Like a paperweight?
00:36:39.000 Was there a snow globe terrorist that I missed?
00:36:43.000 Listen, if someone was coming at me and they were trying to get crazy, I could fuck you up with a snow globe.
00:36:48.000 Imagine a pitcher, a really good baseball pitcher and a snow globe.
00:36:52.000 Oh my god, you're a dead man.
00:36:54.000 It's gonna kill you with that thing.
00:36:55.000 It could be used as a weapon.
00:36:56.000 But now the TSA's actually taking it so fucking far, man.
00:37:00.000 I just saw this video where this woman comes back from her trip, she gets her car, and there's a little note in her car that says, TSA inspected your car while you were gone.
00:37:07.000 Yeah, I saw that too.
00:37:09.000 She was like, what?
00:37:09.000 Apparently, it's a local jurisdiction thing.
00:37:15.000 It's not a TSA thing.
00:37:17.000 It's a local security for the parking lot.
00:37:20.000 Really?
00:37:21.000 Yeah, in various districts, I think, has different ways of approaching these types of situations.
00:37:26.000 But if they choose to for some reason, I think it was like a valet car.
00:37:29.000 She valeted her car.
00:37:31.000 And for whatever reason, they chose to search it.
00:37:34.000 But I don't think what they're saying is it's not a TSA policy.
00:37:37.000 I think that was the response to it, that it wasn't TSA policy, that it was a local thing that someone did.
00:37:44.000 So it's not something they plan on doing.
00:37:46.000 But it could have been something they were testing the waters, and then people freak out.
00:37:50.000 And then they're like, we ain't even doing that!
00:37:52.000 After the woman complained, they were like, no, no, no, we have a sign up.
00:37:55.000 And she's like, that sign wasn't here before.
00:37:56.000 It's like, we're going to inspect your car.
00:37:59.000 Oh, did she say that?
00:38:00.000 Oh, wow.
00:38:01.000 Well, I want to know who to believe there.
00:38:03.000 That gets weird.
00:38:04.000 I wish I knew.
00:38:05.000 Yeah.
00:38:05.000 But still, even if there's a sign, if you're not told, hey, we're going to search your car.
00:38:09.000 You've got to be real specific about that.
00:38:11.000 You can't just have a sign.
00:38:12.000 Oh, I might look through your shit.
00:38:14.000 Yeah.
00:38:14.000 You're like, oh, you didn't read everything in this entire office before you gave the ballet dude your keys?
00:38:19.000 Yeah.
00:38:19.000 I might steal your change.
00:38:21.000 Sorry.
00:38:22.000 I left a sign.
00:38:23.000 But the TSA is just so...
00:38:24.000 I mean, it's grown so much.
00:38:25.000 It's such a waste of money, I just think.
00:38:28.000 I mean, what have we done, really, with the TSA? Well, the argument I would say, I don't disagree with you, but the argument I would say if I was, you know, doing the counterpoint was like, think of how many lives we've saved.
00:38:39.000 Think how many terrorist attacks were stopped.
00:38:42.000 Think how many people did not try things because they thought they would never get through the infinite matrix that is the TSA. That's all hypotheticals.
00:38:50.000 Is there any proof that we've stopped anything?
00:38:52.000 You're right.
00:38:52.000 You're right.
00:38:52.000 It is hypotheticals.
00:38:53.000 But at a certain point in time, you know, is it hypothetical that if you didn't have vitamin C, you would get scurvy?
00:38:59.000 See where I'm going with this?
00:39:01.000 I'm not going anywhere, folks.
00:39:02.000 Relax.
00:39:03.000 I don't believe a word I'm saying.
00:39:04.000 I hear you.
00:39:05.000 I know what you're saying.
00:39:06.000 But I think that there should probably be some form of security just with the reality of the world that we live in.
00:39:15.000 I don't fucking trust people that much.
00:39:17.000 I don't trust people to...
00:39:19.000 I just feel like if there was no security at all...
00:39:22.000 I would have to have a lot more faith in our society.
00:39:26.000 Let's go back to what it was before.
00:39:27.000 It was totally fine.
00:39:28.000 What is it before, though?
00:39:29.000 Do you know the specifics?
00:39:30.000 Yeah, I don't know if it was like...
00:39:32.000 It wasn't a private contractor.
00:39:34.000 I mean, I think it was government agents, but it was just very...
00:39:37.000 It wasn't like a huge, multi-billion dollar wasteful agency that was just like...
00:39:42.000 Is it just one of those things where, and I'm obviously not a politician, nor do I really even understand politics, but is it one of those things where when jobs get created and a business gets created, it behooves them to enhance that business and spread that business and make that business larger?
00:40:00.000 Whether that business is Chick-fil-A or that business is the TSA, once it's an actual business, so it's not a government agency, it's a business, it's a private business, that's where things are always going to get weird.
00:40:12.000 Because as soon as you can profit, and it's not just the state profits.
00:40:16.000 No, no, no.
00:40:17.000 Individuals profit, and they have motivation.
00:40:20.000 And then they also can have things called lobbyists, and they can spend a shitload of money to try to get laws pushed by that make their business more profitable and make more...
00:40:29.000 What?
00:40:30.000 That's crazy!
00:40:31.000 That's where it gets crazy.
00:40:32.000 Well, you can't differentiate anymore between the corporatists and the actual government employees, so it's hard to tell.
00:40:37.000 It sounds like you're calling for socialism now.
00:40:40.000 You fucking commie.
00:40:42.000 That's what I'm hearing.
00:40:43.000 I'm hearing a bunch of fucking anti-capitalist nonsense.
00:40:47.000 Why?
00:40:47.000 If it wasn't for capitalism, which is so true, if it wasn't for capitalism, we wouldn't have shit.
00:40:51.000 You know, communism doesn't work.
00:40:53.000 You can't get people to work unless you give them a reward.
00:40:56.000 If you want cool shit, you want a Samsung phone, you want to be able to watch TV on a big screen that's flat, someone's going to make that, okay?
00:41:03.000 You're not going to do it.
00:41:05.000 And capitalism is the only way that shit gets done.
00:41:07.000 If the whole world is communist and socialist, that stuff doesn't probably get made.
00:41:12.000 Why are those only two options, though, is my question.
00:41:14.000 Because I think there's a lot of flaws in capitalism, too.
00:41:17.000 You're so right.
00:41:18.000 What we need, I think, is some sort of moralism.
00:41:23.000 Capitalism.
00:41:23.000 Not capitalism, not communism, but moralism.
00:41:27.000 Ethicalism.
00:41:27.000 Something where it's just like, can't we figure this out?
00:41:30.000 It seems like this can all be worked out.
00:41:32.000 We don't have to live like one person has to die so that all may live.
00:41:36.000 It's 2013 already, people.
00:41:39.000 That's what kills me.
00:41:39.000 I see the potential that we have and we're just fucking squandering it.
00:41:43.000 Yeah.
00:41:44.000 It's like, what the fuck?
00:41:45.000 We know that we can have clean energy.
00:41:46.000 We know that we can have this.
00:41:47.000 We know that we can live compatibly and harmoniously with the earth, but we're just fucking raping, pillaging shit.
00:41:52.000 I mean, I think it's a flaw in capitalism to see what happens.
00:41:57.000 Monopolies form and then it buys out governments.
00:42:00.000 Is it a flaw, though?
00:42:01.000 Or is it almost like a built-in mechanism designed to encourage movement?
00:42:07.000 It's almost like the way that things really get done is you need some incredibly greedy fucks.
00:42:13.000 If this is the trend that's designed within capitalism, then isn't that fucked?
00:42:16.000 Yes, it's definitely fucked.
00:42:18.000 But the question is, is it this way because this is the most efficient way to move this thing forward?
00:42:24.000 This is the most efficient way to continue to produce new technological innovations, to continue to push our ability to access information, whether it's Like, willingly given up through the internet or whether they're watching your cell phones.
00:42:39.000 Like, that all of it is kind of connected.
00:42:41.000 Well, it's interesting because we hear a lot, you know, you need reward, you need value, you need people competing, and that otherwise you won't have innovation, you won't have these new technologies, but I look at it We had innovations 20 years ago that cars can run on water, but the car industry bought out this patent.
00:42:58.000 And you see this across the board.
00:43:00.000 So we actually see technologies being stifled because of the capitalist model that we live in, this vulture capitalism where they're monopolizing all these industries and preventing technology from arising.
00:43:11.000 So that water car thing is totally true.
00:43:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:43:14.000 Yeah, I had heard about that.
00:43:16.000 And the electric car.
00:43:16.000 Remember who killed the electric car?
00:43:17.000 Yes.
00:43:18.000 I heard about the water thing on Opie and Anthony.
00:43:21.000 They were talking about how the guy who created it died of a heart attack, and he had a meeting with two men, and he ran out of the restaurant screaming, they poisoned me, and then died of a heart attack.
00:43:30.000 Yes.
00:43:31.000 Oh, my God.
00:43:32.000 Yes.
00:43:33.000 Yeah, see if you guys can find that story.
00:43:35.000 Because Opie and Anthony were talking about it.
00:43:38.000 It sounded like a fucking scene in a movie.
00:43:41.000 The guy yelled, they poisoned me, and ran out and had either a heart attack or a stroke.
00:43:46.000 I can't remember.
00:43:47.000 My memory's shit.
00:43:50.000 My memory's actually excellent for a human, but there's just too much to remember.
00:43:54.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:43:55.000 I think that we can reinvent the wheel here.
00:43:58.000 I think that we can advance...
00:44:01.000 Humanity and our collective consciousness to a point where we can figure out a different way instead of reverting back to these old paradigms of communism or capitalism and the way that we know.
00:44:11.000 I mean, can't we recreate something?
00:44:13.000 We know what exists.
00:44:15.000 We have the ability to intercommunicate within the entire planet.
00:44:18.000 The technology is growing exponentially.
00:44:20.000 I just think that we can do better than what we've seen.
00:44:24.000 I think you're totally right.
00:44:25.000 I think we need to learn, as human beings, we need to learn how to manage our humanity.
00:44:31.000 And there's a lot of things that we're going to have to take into consideration when you start talking about that kind of stuff.
00:44:36.000 And one of them is that people have a desire for competition.
00:44:39.000 They just do.
00:44:40.000 They always have.
00:44:43.000 That has to be quelled in some form, whether you should take up a game that you enjoy or get involved in sports or in martial arts, for example, or some form of discipline that allows you to blow off energy.
00:44:59.000 And blow off this competitive design that you have inside of you that sort of allowed human beings to get to this point in the first place.
00:45:06.000 I mean, we didn't survive for tens of thousands of years because we weren't intent on survival at all costs.
00:45:13.000 And one of the costs is competition.
00:45:15.000 It's a part of what's made us a human being.
00:45:18.000 It's a part of why we're here.
00:45:19.000 And I think that when people get involved in anything, whether it's a corporate thing or whether it's a competition in a game or a team, there's this desire to do better than those you're competing against.
00:45:35.000 If you talk to people that are business people, they'll talk about their competitors.
00:45:39.000 We're fucking kicking it right down their throat.
00:45:41.000 They're very aggressive about shit.
00:45:43.000 When you get guys alone, they start talking about how well they're doing against the competition.
00:45:46.000 They close down three of their stores.
00:45:48.000 They start getting real excited about conquering shit.
00:45:51.000 It's that mimicked, this genetic thing, I think, that's almost been incorporated into our DNA because it's been so responsible for getting people to this point.
00:46:01.000 Like, you have to crack eggs in order to make an omelet.
00:46:05.000 There had to be a bunch of crazy shit to get us to rise from apes with sticks to driving a car.
00:46:12.000 And to do it all so fast, there had to be a lot of chaos involved in doing that.
00:46:18.000 But we should be able to recognize that now and go, whoa, [...
00:46:25.000 Okay.
00:46:25.000 Everybody catch your breath.
00:46:26.000 It took us a long fucking time to get here.
00:46:29.000 But let's look at why we got here.
00:46:30.000 This is what motivated us.
00:46:32.000 You see all this?
00:46:33.000 We just wanted to breed.
00:46:34.000 Wanted to make sure we have children.
00:46:35.000 Make sure that we stop the barbarian hordes from coming over from the next town over.
00:46:39.000 If we can just all agree to not be fuckheads, none of that's going to happen.
00:46:43.000 We can all talk now.
00:46:44.000 Okay?
00:46:45.000 This isn't like, you speak German and I don't understand Dutch and he's Chinese.
00:46:49.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:49.000 Everybody pretty much knows what the fuck everybody else is saying.
00:46:52.000 So everybody just chill.
00:46:54.000 Let's all, can we agree to chill?
00:46:56.000 Okay, let's chill.
00:46:57.000 Now let's figure out this fucking resource thing.
00:47:00.000 There's a natural resource thing that it seems like is all of ours, okay?
00:47:04.000 Why do other people get to keep that?
00:47:05.000 And how come the people that get to keep that keep wanting to go to war and control shit?
00:47:09.000 Let's, you know, I know it sounds a little radical, but maybe you guys are kind of being cunts by controlling all the oil.
00:47:15.000 Isn't it the earths?
00:47:16.000 Aren't you sucking it out of holes in the ground?
00:47:19.000 Like, what?
00:47:19.000 It's fucking fascinating that we're just wasting all of this magical resource that takes billions of years to compound in the earth and we're just blowing it.
00:47:27.000 We're just fucking blowing it.
00:47:29.000 But it makes for awesome cars.
00:47:30.000 It does, but we need to save it.
00:47:33.000 Yeah, it's a stupid thing.
00:47:35.000 I've said before that I think what they're going to do is eventually come up with some sort of a bacteria that eats carbon dioxide in the air and they're going to release it like a moth fossil.
00:47:43.000 Like a colony of moss in the air.
00:47:45.000 It's going to chew through all the pollution.
00:47:47.000 Then it's going to mutate.
00:47:48.000 The chemtrails?
00:47:49.000 Yeah, but then it's going to mutate.
00:47:50.000 Don't bring up chemtrails, please.
00:47:52.000 Please don't bring up chemtrails.
00:47:55.000 Chemtrail believers, I love you.
00:47:57.000 I feel you.
00:47:58.000 I probably could have been one of you.
00:48:00.000 But I read a couple of articles along the way.
00:48:04.000 I'm not a fucking geoengineer, and I'm not a New World Order person either.
00:48:08.000 I'm not the Illuminati.
00:48:10.000 Stop.
00:48:11.000 Well, I just haven't met one...
00:48:12.000 I haven't seen one pilot who's...
00:48:14.000 I mean, if they were spraying chemicals on us and the government was doing this around the world every day, don't you think that some pilot would have come out and said like...
00:48:22.000 I don't know.
00:48:23.000 Yo.
00:48:23.000 You know, who knows?
00:48:24.000 Why would he spray his own family, you know?
00:48:27.000 Yeah, it's a very non-specific way to poison the world.
00:48:30.000 We're already getting enough poison.
00:48:32.000 But it has been done.
00:48:34.000 The thing about dropping stuff from planes has been done.
00:48:38.000 In fact, there was a recent article that was just published about these tests that they did.
00:48:44.000 I should look it up.
00:48:46.000 But they were spraying radioactive waste from planes.
00:48:51.000 Yeah, they've done a bunch of crazy shit.
00:48:53.000 Yeah, I mean...
00:48:54.000 Geoengineering experiments and cloud seeding.
00:48:56.000 So there is like geoengineering happening in the works, but it's not...
00:49:02.000 To the extent of what people think.
00:49:04.000 Yeah, I mean, look, it's always they, like they, they, they.
00:49:06.000 And I was just about to say, yeah, they gave the Tuskegee experiment, you know, they gave those guys syphilis or allowed them to have syphilis and not treat them.
00:49:14.000 This is all, like, that they thing is a real problem because it's not, they're not all part of the same group.
00:49:20.000 It's people that are cunts.
00:49:21.000 That's what it is.
00:49:22.000 It's assholes that have done something wrong.
00:49:24.000 And if they're in a position of government, it's always they.
00:49:27.000 It's like, they have done this.
00:49:28.000 Yeah, someone just asked me last night, they said, you know, do you believe in the New World Order or the Illuminati and stuff?
00:49:32.000 And I said, well, I think that it's giving them too much credit.
00:49:36.000 It's also taking away people's agency to be like, there's this...
00:49:39.000 You know, unknowable group controlling everything behind the shadows.
00:49:42.000 It's like, no, we know who these motherfuckers are.
00:49:43.000 They're hidden in plain sight.
00:49:45.000 It's the board of directors of all the most powerful corporations in the world.
00:49:48.000 I mean, these are the people who are Yeah.
00:49:51.000 Running shit.
00:49:52.000 This is a fact, okay, that in the 1950s, and this is off Yahoo News, this is widely reported throughout the internet, which means everything.
00:50:01.000 Throughout the internet.
00:50:02.000 I don't know what's true.
00:50:03.000 I don't know what's true.
00:50:04.000 I'm not a researcher.
00:50:06.000 Yeah, yeah, we've got one there.
00:50:07.000 Oh, wow.
00:50:08.000 Bam, we're like genies here.
00:50:09.000 James is a genie.
00:50:11.000 This woman says that she lost her baby when her father died.
00:50:16.000 She was a baby, rather, when her father died inexplicably in 1955. We're good to go.
00:50:59.000 Wow.
00:51:06.000 Wow.
00:51:16.000 Holy shit.
00:51:17.000 The materials being sprayed with zinc, cadmium, sulfide, a fine fluorescent powder.
00:51:23.000 Oh my god.
00:51:25.000 That's horrible.
00:51:26.000 That's horrifying.
00:51:27.000 That's so scary.
00:51:28.000 There's just no accountability for any of this shit that's happened.
00:51:31.000 I'm sure these people got like a very little payout, but they've just watched all their family die.
00:51:35.000 It's so scary.
00:51:37.000 It's terrible.
00:51:37.000 What about Monsanto?
00:51:38.000 But here's the thing for the Chemtrail folks.
00:51:41.000 This is real.
00:51:42.000 This is real.
00:51:43.000 And when you're looking at a lot of things that may or may not be what you think they are, it's really important to find out what is real.
00:51:53.000 Right?
00:51:54.000 It's really important.
00:51:55.000 And if you're not sure if something is just a jet engine creating an artificial cloud because it's passing through condensation, Or if it's the government spraying you.
00:52:03.000 If you call one or the other, it becomes a problem for all of the information.
00:52:08.000 Absolutely.
00:52:09.000 It dilutes the real argument, which is the fact that there's thousands of tons of, or even just the jet fuel of just planes in general.
00:52:16.000 The jet fuel thing is crazy.
00:52:18.000 And that's something that we figured out on the show is that 93,000 flights a day fly worldwide.
00:52:25.000 93,000.
00:52:26.000 That's insane.
00:52:27.000 It's incredible.
00:52:28.000 And there was a study done after 9-11, which is really fascinating.
00:52:32.000 And it's kind of funny because it was in CNN. This was long before the chemtrail thing either.
00:52:37.000 It's a CNN article from 2002. And it was talking about how the temperature shifted because of the fact that there was no Contrails in the sky, and that these contrails, and it referred to them as the artificial clouds created by jet planes, that these contrails had been cooling the Earth.
00:52:55.000 The difference was a couple of degrees.
00:52:57.000 I don't know how the fuck they can tell whether or not that couple degrees variance is just natural, because things vary all the time as far as temperature.
00:53:04.000 But in this article, they were trying to attribute it to the fact that there was no contrails in the sky, which is fascinating.
00:53:09.000 That's crazy.
00:53:10.000 I mean, to me, there's no causal connection to the heavy metals, corrosive metals found in the water than it is to spraying.
00:53:17.000 I mean, we have no connection at all.
00:53:19.000 And that's like the only evidence people can keep showing me is they're just like, look at, you know, barium and aluminum is found in the water.
00:53:25.000 And I'm like, dude, we're fucking polluting the whole earth.
00:53:27.000 I mean, water is cyclical.
00:53:28.000 Like, I don't.
00:53:29.000 Yeah.
00:53:30.000 Well, it's weird.
00:53:33.000 What we worry about is weird.
00:53:35.000 Because the chemtrails, if the government really was spraying something, that is something we should worry about.
00:53:40.000 But stop.
00:53:42.000 What are the effects?
00:53:44.000 I don't feel anything.
00:53:46.000 If they are really doing this on a regular basis, is they just cooling the water?
00:53:49.000 What is exactly going on?
00:53:50.000 Now let's stop and look at the shit that we're not paying attention to.
00:53:53.000 We're pumping raw sewage into the ocean.
00:53:56.000 People are just shitting into the ocean.
00:53:59.000 There's boats that are burning diesel fuel.
00:54:03.000 There's other boats with giant nets that are killing every fucking fish within whatever stretch they've got these goddamn killer nets set up for.
00:54:12.000 Just sucking fish out of it, throwing plastic in there.
00:54:15.000 There's a The Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
00:54:18.000 There's one in the Great Lakes, too.
00:54:19.000 There's one in every body of fucking water, dude.
00:54:22.000 I saw this TED Talk from this woman talking about plastic, and she was saying 20 years ago this research team went out fucking hundreds of miles away from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, and the fish that they were fishing full of plastic particles, and also this guy went down to the bottom of the ocean Where they were,
00:54:37.000 and it was covered in plastic bags.
00:54:39.000 And this was 20 years ago.
00:54:40.000 Can you imagine how it is now?
00:54:43.000 I mean, this is the shit that we should be concerned about.
00:54:45.000 Exactly.
00:54:46.000 So this St. Louis story for the chemtrail folks, here's one in your corner.
00:54:51.000 This is real, okay?
00:54:53.000 This is real.
00:54:53.000 So you are right to distrust any people that could be in a position of power that could possibly profit from doing something that could harm people.
00:55:01.000 Absolutely.
00:55:01.000 You're absolutely right to be paranoid about that.
00:55:04.000 That's not what I say when I talk about these things.
00:55:08.000 I just think it's really important to be aware of exactly what's happening.
00:55:12.000 Yeah, it's the same thing with fluoride.
00:55:14.000 I think fluoride is horrible and it shouldn't be in drinking water, but the thing is it's been kind of hijacked into this conspiracy theory that says it's this mass mind control thing and trying to give everyone brain damage and Hitler used it on...
00:55:26.000 On the Jews and stuff.
00:55:27.000 First of all, that's not true.
00:55:28.000 There's no evidence to back that up.
00:55:29.000 But also, it's like, no, it's just a phosphate mineral byproduct that we're just pouring in the water supplies.
00:55:34.000 Like, that's what we should be concerned about, that there's a waste product being sold to municipalities and just fucking toxifying our water.
00:55:41.000 But isn't the idea that people who use fluoridated water have better teeth?
00:55:53.000 The ADA did an extensive study about a decade ago that showed that it was just better hygiene overall.
00:55:58.000 That just showed that people just had better hygiene overall.
00:56:01.000 Really, there's no difference between fluoridated and non-fluoridated areas.
00:56:05.000 So really, just topically applying fluoride, yes, that is, you know, It helps with tooth decay.
00:56:12.000 But ingesting it?
00:56:13.000 We're already getting it when we shower, when we cook.
00:56:15.000 Like, why are we drinking it, too?
00:56:16.000 It just doesn't...
00:56:17.000 We need to look back at the history.
00:56:20.000 The idea was that the water, having fluoride in it, would help with tooth decay?
00:56:25.000 As well as...
00:56:27.000 Does it do anything else?
00:56:28.000 No.
00:56:28.000 Does it kill anything off?
00:56:29.000 And that's the thing.
00:56:29.000 It's not even fluoride.
00:56:30.000 It's this thing called hexafluorisolicic acid.
00:56:33.000 And it's just a fucking fertilizer byproduct.
00:56:37.000 That they've just like, it's just this old school collusion between the fertilizer industry and the water industry and it's just based on like a huge propaganda campaign that's saying that fluoride's good for your teeth and we just kind of still believe it.
00:56:48.000 It's bizarre.
00:56:48.000 There's so many other countries in the world that do not do that at all.
00:56:52.000 Wow.
00:56:52.000 Well, have you ever had like real spring water?
00:56:55.000 Like right from like a Colorado well?
00:56:57.000 I just had distilled water for the first time.
00:56:59.000 It tastes like fucking snow.
00:57:00.000 You've got to be careful with distilled water.
00:57:01.000 What is the deal?
00:57:02.000 It doesn't have any minerals in it.
00:57:04.000 Because it leeches them?
00:57:04.000 It's for humidifiers.
00:57:06.000 It leeches them?
00:57:06.000 It's for humidifiers.
00:57:07.000 Yeah, there's a process.
00:57:09.000 There's a process.
00:57:10.000 I don't know.
00:57:10.000 I shouldn't say it takes out all the minerals, but I think it takes out most of them.
00:57:13.000 It's like magnetized?
00:57:14.000 Yeah.
00:57:14.000 My friend Aubrey actually had a problem because he was drinking it on a regular basis.
00:57:19.000 He wasn't aware of the consequences of not having enough minerals.
00:57:24.000 And he started getting, like, his heart was beating too fast.
00:57:27.000 He was kind of freaking out.
00:57:28.000 Like, he had an electrolyte imbalance.
00:57:30.000 And it was because he was drinking distilled water all the time.
00:57:33.000 Like, you have to have...
00:57:34.000 Like, people think that, like, salt is bad for you.
00:57:37.000 Salt is essential.
00:57:38.000 Look, if you eat a pound of it, you're dead.
00:57:40.000 Okay?
00:57:41.000 But salt is a huge part of what it is to be a human being.
00:57:46.000 You need it.
00:57:47.000 That's why they used to go to war for that shit.
00:57:48.000 They used to have salt wars.
00:57:50.000 Like, if people kill people for all their salt...
00:57:53.000 My friend swears on distilled water.
00:57:55.000 He drinks it every day.
00:57:57.000 He should be careful.
00:57:58.000 The idea is if you take it with some Himalayan salt, something that has a lot of minerals in it, as long as he supplements with minerals, maybe he'll be okay.
00:58:09.000 But Aubrey, he went to a doctor and the doctor told him, you have an imbalance here, son.
00:58:14.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:58:15.000 Why are you drinking distilled water?
00:58:17.000 The water that you put into irons.
00:58:18.000 Are you an humidifier?
00:58:21.000 Humidifier is a funny word.
00:58:25.000 Yeah, you gotta be careful.
00:58:26.000 But yeah, the fluoride thing is just one of those things that no one will even address.
00:58:30.000 They're like, oh, what do you think?
00:58:31.000 Fluoride's bad to you?
00:58:32.000 You're like, well...
00:58:32.000 No, you just shouldn't really...
00:58:33.000 You're right.
00:58:34.000 Even if it's good.
00:58:35.000 I just don't want to be mass-medicated against my will.
00:58:37.000 Like, why do we need this in our water?
00:58:38.000 Right.
00:58:39.000 And it's also, I'm sure it probably does some weird shit to your skin, too.
00:58:43.000 Yeah.
00:58:44.000 Hot water with fluoride in it.
00:58:45.000 Well, when you get an excess of fluoride, it gives you fluorosis, which eats away the enamel of your teeth, so you see the yellow fucking, like, yeah.
00:58:51.000 So it's the opposite.
00:58:52.000 Yeah, it actually, and so think about what that's doing to your bones, if you get an excess of fluoride.
00:58:57.000 Oh, I never thought of that.
00:58:59.000 So, okay, is this hippie bullshit?
00:59:01.000 No, dude.
00:59:01.000 Yeah.
00:59:04.000 No, dude.
00:59:05.000 That's exactly what someone who's telling hippie bullshit says.
00:59:10.000 No, bro.
00:59:11.000 Come on, cuz.
00:59:12.000 Come on.
00:59:13.000 Yo, dude.
00:59:14.000 I read that shit on Glenn Beck's website.
00:59:16.000 I swear I saw it on the internet.
00:59:17.000 It's legit as fuck, son.
00:59:19.000 They're coming for us.
00:59:20.000 They're fluoridated in our water.
00:59:22.000 I heard Abby Martin talk bad knowledge about that on RT. A ton of research.
00:59:27.000 Lots of research, dog.
00:59:29.000 The government.
00:59:30.000 Is it one of those things where someone just started getting paid for bringing fluoride, and then the fluoride is just a part of life now?
00:59:38.000 Yeah, the aluminum industry needed to get rid of their byproducts.
00:59:41.000 They launched this propaganda campaign.
00:59:44.000 It was like in the 50s, and it was just this old school thing that we didn't really understand that we can just have better hygiene by brushing our teeth now.
00:59:51.000 It was like, yeah, people did have fucked up teeth.
00:59:53.000 How do they purify water?
00:59:56.000 What do they use?
00:59:57.000 They use chlorine or something like that?
00:59:58.000 What chemicals do they use to purify it?
01:00:00.000 From the phosphate mining.
01:00:02.000 They take it and they capture the water that's escaping in these giant scrubbers and then they just sell it.
01:00:09.000 I don't fucking know what they do to purify it.
01:00:11.000 I hope to God that they're doing something to purify it.
01:00:14.000 I'm sorry.
01:00:14.000 I should rephrase.
01:00:16.000 What I meant was say if you get water out of the faucet.
01:00:20.000 You go to the faucet right now and get a glass of water.
01:00:22.000 They're doing something in that water, right?
01:00:24.000 What do they do?
01:00:24.000 Is it purification?
01:00:25.000 Chlorine?
01:00:26.000 Chlorine.
01:00:28.000 Well, we should ask, right?
01:00:29.000 We should, like, Google us real quick.
01:00:31.000 Well, what's crazy is I just had this interesting thing with Nestle where they sent us, like, this lawsuit threat.
01:00:38.000 Like, they're basically threatening to sue us because I... They criticize their monopolization over the water supply and how they're trying to privatize water.
01:00:46.000 Who's trying to do this?
01:00:46.000 Nestle.
01:00:47.000 I read that.
01:00:48.000 I didn't even want to actually read the quote because somebody sent it to me on Twitter.
01:00:53.000 And I looked at it and I was like, I don't even want to read that.
01:00:55.000 That's just so insane.
01:00:56.000 Someone's going to be bummed out by this dude.
01:00:59.000 It's crazy, dude.
01:00:59.000 The ex-CEO, Peter Brabeck, he's still highly influential at the company, but he came out and said, you know, it's a food stuff like any other.
01:01:07.000 It should be applied to market price.
01:01:08.000 We should basically just privatize all the water in the world.
01:01:11.000 That is so crazy.
01:01:12.000 And he was like, if you think water's a human right, you're an extremist.
01:01:15.000 I was like, that's fucking great.
01:01:16.000 Wait a minute, did he really say that?
01:01:18.000 Yeah.
01:01:19.000 This is probably Nestle.
01:01:21.000 No, this isn't Nestle.
01:01:22.000 But seriously, every single bottled water I've seen is Nestle.
01:01:26.000 And it's terrifying.
01:01:27.000 It's terrifying what they're doing.
01:01:29.000 They take it during droughts.
01:01:30.000 That dude needs a hug.
01:01:31.000 He needs a hug.
01:01:32.000 That's ridiculous.
01:01:33.000 What a crazy way of looking at the world, son.
01:01:35.000 Yeah.
01:01:35.000 That's like, so he wants to treat water like oil, essentially.
01:01:38.000 He wants to fucking, what's next, air?
01:01:40.000 Monopolize it.
01:01:41.000 Yeah.
01:01:41.000 Well, we're trying to do that.
01:01:43.000 Wasn't someone trying to...
01:01:44.000 Didn't China actually sell cans of air?
01:01:46.000 Yes.
01:01:47.000 Wow.
01:01:47.000 They do in a hotel in Seattle, remember?
01:01:49.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:49.000 Well, that's actually oxygen, yeah.
01:01:51.000 Yeah.
01:01:51.000 It's like a pick-me-up.
01:01:53.000 Like, people think that, like, you ever go to the oxygen bar?
01:01:56.000 They have, like, those pick-me-up bars?
01:01:57.000 Yeah.
01:01:58.000 They used to have those.
01:01:58.000 I went to one once, didn't do jack shit.
01:02:00.000 Yeah, I didn't feel anything either.
01:02:02.000 I was like, well, I just paid 20 bucks and just, like...
01:02:05.000 Inhale oxygen.
01:02:06.000 You say it gives you heightened awareness.
01:02:08.000 So can eating a carrot.
01:02:11.000 I think just thinking that you're doing something that gives you heightened awareness heightens your awareness because you're cognizant of it.
01:02:18.000 Like, yeah, I'm going to really focus on this oxygen coming in.
01:02:19.000 Well, what I love that you talk about so much is the placebo effect because this is something that's fucking nuts.
01:02:24.000 The fact that we can heal things with our body and people just dismiss it and they're like, oh, that's just the placebo effect.
01:02:28.000 You're like, that's so fucking crazy!
01:02:30.000 That's way crazier than having medicine that...
01:02:32.000 Right.
01:02:33.000 You're totally right.
01:02:35.000 We should be cultivating this so much.
01:02:36.000 But also it really begs the question, what is the state of our body based on?
01:02:42.000 Is it based on confidence and feeling and thoughts and the kind of like ideas that you cultivate?
01:02:49.000 Or is it actually based on genetics and disease?
01:02:52.000 Like how much is which way?
01:02:53.000 When all of a sudden someone can cure something because they think that...
01:02:56.000 I don't know how many instances where that actually takes place.
01:02:59.000 The placebo effect might be gravely exaggerated.
01:03:02.000 I don't know.
01:03:03.000 I don't know how much has actually been done placebo style.
01:03:05.000 But I know that it's big enough that it's occurred enough times where it's documentable.
01:03:11.000 Like people can refer to it as an actual situation.
01:03:14.000 There's a placebo effect that actually does happen.
01:03:17.000 So what's going on there?
01:03:19.000 I don't know.
01:03:19.000 I think that it needs to be cultivated way more and studied way more.
01:03:24.000 It's just funny that it's kind of this weird thing in science.
01:03:27.000 You're like, oh, it's just a placebo.
01:03:29.000 Have you thought about what that means, though?
01:03:31.000 Because that's fucking nuts.
01:03:34.000 It makes you wonder what exactly is really shaping this world.
01:03:39.000 How much of what's shaping this world is thoughts?
01:03:42.000 And how much of it is circumstance?
01:03:44.000 And how much of it is just random occurrences?
01:03:47.000 How much are you steering this thing with your thoughts?
01:03:50.000 When you find out that you can fix something that you didn't think you could fix because someone told you they gave you a pill that fixes it, then all of a sudden you fix it.
01:03:59.000 Well, think about what stress does to you.
01:04:01.000 It can totally...
01:04:02.000 It's crazy.
01:04:03.000 It's bad for you.
01:04:04.000 It's bad for you.
01:04:04.000 Yeah.
01:04:04.000 And that's thoughts.
01:04:05.000 You make shitty decisions.
01:04:06.000 You do rash things.
01:04:08.000 You yell at people that you shouldn't do.
01:04:09.000 You're like...
01:04:10.000 It builds up.
01:04:12.000 Yeah.
01:04:12.000 It's terrible.
01:04:13.000 It's terrible.
01:04:14.000 It's terrible.
01:04:15.000 It's awful.
01:04:16.000 But it's weird.
01:04:16.000 I saw this documentary about water, and there was this Japanese scientist who put different feelings in different bottles of water, glass of water, and they had different particles.
01:04:25.000 Yeah, he froze it.
01:04:26.000 It's been debunked.
01:04:27.000 Yeah, okay.
01:04:28.000 Apparently.
01:04:29.000 I don't know.
01:04:30.000 We'd have to get a debunker on.
01:04:32.000 But then the debunker would get all sorts of hate mail, and they would never want to come back again.
01:04:36.000 That's what happens when you debunk things, man.
01:04:38.000 You see this, Mick West, the guy who was the debunker on our show, he runs metabunk.com, so he debunks everything.
01:04:44.000 Anything that's, he finds out what's bullshit about something and debunks it.
01:04:49.000 And he's right a staggering amount of times.
01:04:52.000 And this guy's just, his timeline is just hate!
01:04:56.000 Hate!
01:04:58.000 On Twitter, people hate when you debunk their shit.
01:05:01.000 Hate!
01:05:03.000 Hate!
01:05:03.000 They're so invested in JFK. So invested in everything.
01:05:09.000 Whether it's Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone, or whether it's fucking conspiracy from the grassy knoll, whatever it is.
01:05:15.000 So is this guy super anti-conspiracy?
01:05:18.000 Yeah.
01:05:19.000 He's super anti-conspiracy.
01:05:20.000 Where you're like, I will look at everything and really sort through it.
01:05:23.000 So you're just like, I'm going to debunk the main points.
01:05:25.000 He's a debunker.
01:05:26.000 He likes calling people on conspiracies that are bullshit, even if he's wrong.
01:05:32.000 I mean, I don't know if he's right all the time.
01:05:34.000 But it's pretty obvious his trend is to debunk things.
01:05:37.000 But along the way, I've got to say, one of the things that I've learned about this television show is the psychological effect of wanting to believe in something.
01:05:47.000 And the similar attributes that I find in almost everyone who believes in something that can't be proven.
01:05:53.000 There's very, very, very similar attributes.
01:05:56.000 There's a very similar mindset.
01:05:57.000 Yeah, I agree.
01:05:59.000 But when I look at something like 9-11, I know what isn't logical, and it's what they've told us has happened.
01:06:06.000 So it's like, I don't know what happened, but I know what didn't happen.
01:06:11.000 So what about that?
01:06:12.000 That's one that always comes up.
01:06:14.000 Whenever someone believes in something that's odd, there's always the, what about Tower 7 discussion?
01:06:19.000 Yeah.
01:06:20.000 Yeah, there you go.
01:06:21.000 That's the discussion.
01:06:22.000 And people in 2013, they're almost like, Jesus Christ, it's 12 years of fucking Tower 7. Can't do it anymore, buddy.
01:06:29.000 I can't.
01:06:29.000 I gotta tap out.
01:06:30.000 No more Tower 7 talk.
01:06:31.000 We can't fix that thing.
01:06:33.000 It's gone.
01:06:33.000 Tower 7's gone.
01:06:34.000 Let's concentrate on Bigfoot.
01:06:38.000 No, it's...
01:06:39.000 Yeah, there's a reality to the world, right?
01:06:44.000 There's a reality.
01:06:45.000 And then there's a trying to decipher reality...
01:06:47.000 From looking at the past.
01:06:49.000 Whether the past is five minutes ago, whether the past is two hours ago.
01:06:53.000 When you're dealing with something monumental, like 9-11, you're going to have a lot of noise.
01:06:58.000 There's going to be so much information, good and real and bad and distorted and crazy and sane and logical and cryptic.
01:07:09.000 There's going to be a lot of shit going on.
01:07:13.000 We're good to go.
01:07:26.000 Then, it's also the possibility of conspiracy.
01:07:28.000 And that's what people don't like to think.
01:07:31.000 They don't like to think that it's not an either-or.
01:07:35.000 You don't know.
01:07:36.000 Unless you were there.
01:07:38.000 You can't be sure.
01:07:39.000 Why is conspiracy a bad...
01:07:40.000 It's been turned into a pejorative where it just shuts down the debate.
01:07:45.000 It's amazing, really.
01:07:46.000 Yeah, it is.
01:07:47.000 That was actually a deliberate effort by the CIA. Was it really?
01:07:51.000 They're so badass.
01:07:52.000 I wish they were nice.
01:07:52.000 They are.
01:07:55.000 I wish I could support the CIA. Because they're so badass in so many ways.
01:07:58.000 Like, they could figure out how to fucking engineer human consciousness so they could just make conspiracy things dopey.
01:08:04.000 Oh, you got a conspiracy theory?
01:08:06.000 Yeah, what, like the Gulf of Tonkin?
01:08:08.000 What, like the Northwoods document?
01:08:10.000 They could just rattle off a bunch of real shit.
01:08:12.000 It's really like, what about Enron?
01:08:15.000 That's a conspiracy that conspired.
01:08:17.000 People got together.
01:08:17.000 It happens all the time.
01:08:18.000 It's part of what makes people fucking group into little huts.
01:08:21.000 As they get together, they have little tribes.
01:08:23.000 They go, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
01:08:24.000 These motherfuckers got gold.
01:08:26.000 They're right over there.
01:08:26.000 They sleep at night.
01:08:27.000 Let's go get them.
01:08:28.000 They happen all the time.
01:08:29.000 Yeah.
01:08:30.000 I love the CIA just for the record.
01:08:31.000 For the record, I don't.
01:08:33.000 I like them individually as human beings.
01:08:36.000 I hope they're nice.
01:08:37.000 But as a group, I'm not willing to trust them unless I meet them.
01:08:40.000 That's all I'm saying.
01:08:41.000 Yeah.
01:08:42.000 Remember when they were all dosing each other?
01:08:44.000 MKUltra shit in the 50s.
01:08:45.000 So let me ask you this.
01:08:47.000 And this is the fucking elephant in the room when it comes to journalism.
01:08:50.000 Because you're a journalist.
01:08:53.000 You're like an official journalist, right?
01:08:54.000 Legit.
01:08:55.000 And you are also not afraid to talk your mind.
01:08:58.000 Whatever it is, you speak your mind about various controversial subjects.
01:09:02.000 And then you see this Michael Hastings thing.
01:09:05.000 Do you go, oh boy.
01:09:09.000 If you don't know the story, tell people the story.
01:09:11.000 Okay, so Michael Hastings, an amazing journalist, one of the last real investigative journalists that we have.
01:09:16.000 I mean, he'd go on the corporate media and just fucking destroy.
01:09:19.000 Like, he'd just completely make everyone look like idiots.
01:09:23.000 Well, he was very aggressive, too.
01:09:24.000 Very aggressive.
01:09:25.000 But he was just like, you could tell he was just exasperated with the mentality that he was surrounded by whenever he had all these Obama apologists and stuff when he would go and argue.
01:09:33.000 And he was embedded in Afghanistan for a while.
01:09:36.000 And actually did a report in the Rolling Stone about Stanley McChrystal, which was the commanding general of the Afghanistan war that totally exposed his ass.
01:09:44.000 Ended up getting him fired.
01:09:46.000 And when you get a general who's commanding a war fired, you need to look out.
01:09:53.000 You need to fucking watch your back.
01:09:55.000 He got death threats at the time.
01:09:57.000 Months later, his car driving like a hundred miles an hour down a fucking residential street in LA and it just explodes.
01:10:04.000 Why the fuck would you be driving that fast?
01:10:06.000 Nothing about it makes sense.
01:10:07.000 He had just written a letter to his friends and family hours before he died saying, I have to go off the radar.
01:10:13.000 The FBI is investigating me.
01:10:14.000 Watch out.
01:10:15.000 They're going to come talk to you.
01:10:17.000 It doesn't mean that it was the government who killed him.
01:10:19.000 It doesn't mean that it's some giant conspiracy.
01:10:21.000 My view is that You get a commanding general fired and he knows fucking people.
01:10:26.000 He knows security contractors, private firms that can fucking take you out.
01:10:31.000 If you embarrass someone, I mean, this shit happens.
01:10:33.000 This is a hit.
01:10:34.000 I don't know what happened to that guy, but it sure looks like it.
01:10:37.000 I mean, if you wanted to look at a movie scene, it's like a perfect movie scene in a James Bond film of a political assassination.
01:10:44.000 And it really is.
01:10:46.000 The door's locked, the steering wheel starts turning towards the tree, like, ah!
01:10:50.000 Are your cars connected to it?
01:10:50.000 Celery's going, no, I'm out.
01:10:52.000 Shut up, bitch.
01:10:54.000 Why would I explain that on the air?
01:10:56.000 I think all new cars.
01:10:57.000 Everybody get an old car.
01:10:58.000 I think really all new cars can be hacked, too.
01:11:01.000 And that's what that...
01:11:02.000 Yeah, it's fucking nuts.
01:11:03.000 Well, that's what I read afterwards.
01:11:05.000 Some guy who worked for Clinton and for Herbert Walker Bush was describing how it's absolutely possible.
01:11:12.000 I don't know if it was him.
01:11:12.000 Was that him?
01:11:13.000 Richard Clarke, which I thought was strange in itself that this guy would come out and be like, it looks like a car hacking to me.
01:11:19.000 You're like, you're a fucking government insider.
01:11:20.000 It was just strange.
01:11:21.000 I didn't know why he...
01:11:22.000 I think the people in the old guard probably don't exactly like how shit is just so loosey-goosey with the murders these days.
01:11:31.000 You know, they're like, hey, hey.
01:11:32.000 Tighten that shit up.
01:11:33.000 We didn't use to fucking kill reporters like this, guys.
01:11:36.000 Jesus.
01:11:38.000 So fucking security cameras everywhere?
01:11:40.000 Wooden Bernstein, still alive.
01:11:42.000 Well, basically.
01:11:42.000 Then one of them died recently.
01:11:43.000 I don't know.
01:11:44.000 Wilbert or Bernstein?
01:11:45.000 But, I mean, if you're asking if I'm afraid, no, absolutely not.
01:11:47.000 Good for you.
01:11:48.000 You can't live in fear.
01:11:49.000 I'm scared and I know you.
01:11:50.000 I don't even like being in the room with you for three hours.
01:11:54.000 Oh, how scary is that?
01:11:56.000 Yeah, it's fucking terrifying.
01:11:57.000 I wrote something down today as a joke, but it was about this fucking meat that they're creating now.
01:12:04.000 Out of human shit?
01:12:05.000 No, no, no, no.
01:12:06.000 That's exciting.
01:12:07.000 No, there was a meat that they made synthetic meat.
01:12:14.000 What?
01:12:15.000 Yes, yes.
01:12:17.000 They figured out how to clone cow meat.
01:12:20.000 They took some cow meat and without actually increasing the amount of cows in the room, they increased the meat.
01:12:26.000 They just put it in some sort of a test tube.
01:12:28.000 It cost hundreds of thousands of dollars.
01:12:29.000 But they made like a cheeseburger out of this weird meat.
01:12:33.000 Sign me up.
01:12:34.000 And I wrote that today's fake meat's tomorrow's fake person, solar powered, programmed by the state, reading minds and writing tickets for bad thoughts.
01:12:41.000 Like that's really possible, right?
01:12:43.000 Like one day we could easily be in a world where we have robot people just wandered around enforcing the rules.
01:12:50.000 Of a corrupt elite, a bunch of old dudes with fucking wires coming out of their body, barely hanging on, just evil, keeping them in the game, waiting for life extension technology, just hanging in there with robots running around.
01:13:04.000 I mean, we're so close to actual thought crime, it's not even funny with the NSA, just surveillance of everyone, blanket, Data mining and then this retroactive prosecution, the ability to retroactively prosecute you if you fucking say something today, 10 years from now, they can dredge that up and be like, you said this 10 years ago and wrongfully accuse you of something and pull up all this evidence over the course of your digital life and use it against you.
01:13:26.000 And that's another really scary aspect.
01:13:27.000 It's not even just the chilling effect that quells dissent and makes people not want to speak out as much.
01:13:31.000 It's that, too.
01:13:32.000 Right.
01:13:33.000 And that's scary.
01:13:34.000 Yeah, that's very scary.
01:13:35.000 It's all very scary.
01:13:38.000 We're in such strange times because if someone feels like they have the right to just look at everything you're doing all the time, like where are we?
01:13:48.000 What are we doing?
01:13:49.000 Like we're not even America anymore.
01:13:51.000 It's not America when everyone can just have their email looked at.
01:13:55.000 And did you read the shit that David Seaman put on his page today?
01:13:59.000 What?
01:13:59.000 About how they're using it.
01:14:01.000 The DEA is using it now.
01:14:03.000 They're using the information to catch drug dealers.
01:14:05.000 They're using the information to catch people selling weed.
01:14:08.000 I mean, it's not just a national security concern thing.
01:14:12.000 This is information that's being distributed to other people.
01:14:15.000 So they're bypassing normal protocol for catching criminals and just fucking...
01:14:19.000 Well, what's really crazy, yes, you're right, but what's really crazy is that he said that this is what's really weird, is that the NSA is giving your phone records to the DEA and they're telling the DEA is talking about how to cover it up and to conduct a fake investigation to acquire that information,
01:14:39.000 to back-engineer your discovery and then going back and acquiring enough evidence Post-knowledge of the crime, that they're actually going to create a fake investigation.
01:14:52.000 Well, so that they hide the fact that they got this information from the NSA. Sounds like a lot of work.
01:15:00.000 Well, it doesn't just seem like a lot of work.
01:15:01.000 It seems like you're lying.
01:15:03.000 There should be some laws in this world, but there also should be some nobility to the people that are enforcing those laws.
01:15:11.000 And one of them is, you shouldn't be allowed to lie ever.
01:15:14.000 Lying's not good.
01:15:16.000 Stop doing that.
01:15:17.000 So if you're not lying, how much of this actually happens?
01:15:21.000 Well, none.
01:15:21.000 Because people go, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:15:23.000 The DEA gets the fucking records too?
01:15:25.000 Okay, where do you draw the line?
01:15:27.000 What if someone's giving a friend a bottle of Xanax because their prescription ran out?
01:15:30.000 And it's all able to be hacked.
01:15:31.000 So the line really isn't drawn anywhere when you have foreign governments or entities that could hack into this shit and then use it.
01:15:38.000 I mean, who knows?
01:15:39.000 It's going to be out there.
01:15:43.000 Everything's going to be out there.
01:15:44.000 They're just slowly trying to stop it.
01:15:47.000 They're still lying.
01:15:48.000 They're like, oh no, it's just the metadata.
01:15:50.000 It's just the metadata.
01:15:51.000 And you're like, no dude, because the storage center in Utah or whatever that you're storing this, the metadata would only account for like a fucking eighth of that information that's stored in there.
01:15:59.000 And you're already building other ones.
01:16:00.000 So what the hell else is the rest of it?
01:16:02.000 Obviously it's everything just recorded and stored.
01:16:05.000 Obviously.
01:16:06.000 It's amazing that anybody would think that's a good idea.
01:16:08.000 Right.
01:16:10.000 It's really amazing that anyone would say, yeah, people are going to go for this.
01:16:15.000 They're not going to feel like they're imprisoned at all.
01:16:18.000 No, it's not a prison stay.
01:16:21.000 It's just we want to make sure that everybody listens.
01:16:22.000 Yeah.
01:16:24.000 Can't have that kind of power.
01:16:25.000 Crazy fucks.
01:16:26.000 Can't.
01:16:27.000 Well, look at what the FBI is doing with the entrapment cases.
01:16:30.000 I mean, all these, like, thwarted terrorist attacks in the last decade are all mostly manufactured by the FBI. Really?
01:16:36.000 It's amazing.
01:16:37.000 Oh, yeah.
01:16:37.000 Oh, there's that one that was really hilarious in Dallas where they got this guy who was, like, challenged.
01:16:42.000 Oh, yeah.
01:16:43.000 Most of them are.
01:16:44.000 Yeah, not a bright guy.
01:16:45.000 They talked him into it, gave him the bomb, okay, and told him how to detonate it.
01:16:51.000 He tries to detonate it, and they come in and arrest him.
01:16:52.000 For a bomb that wasn't even real!
01:16:54.000 You guys are playing make-believe!
01:16:56.000 Like you're playing make-believe and just jacking morons.
01:16:59.000 Which, I guess it's better that they take them off the street than some real Al-Qaeda dude.
01:17:04.000 And spend hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars like coercing some mentally unstable person to fucking try to...
01:17:10.000 You gotta find those people.
01:17:11.000 That's what you gotta do.
01:17:12.000 I'm more for that than for the TSA. I like that.
01:17:15.000 I like what you're doing.
01:17:16.000 You're finding idiots.
01:17:17.000 And these people sometimes spend years and they get paid like 100 Gs, these informants, and they just work.
01:17:24.000 There's actually this one case of this guy in a mosque.
01:17:26.000 I think I said this on the last podcast.
01:17:28.000 He actually scared people so much in this mosque.
01:17:30.000 All these Muslims who were like, they actually called the FBI and reported him because he was trying to radicalize them so much.
01:17:35.000 It was like, he was the terrorist.
01:17:37.000 And they're like, what the fuck?
01:17:38.000 This guy is here.
01:17:39.000 Trying to, you know, rile us up, and then they're like, oh yeah, he's working with us.
01:17:44.000 Jesus fucking Christ.
01:17:47.000 Crazy.
01:17:48.000 Problem, reaction, solution.
01:17:49.000 One of the worst cases of undercover cops was without a doubt in my opinion that the people in Florida where they were Operation D- where they were sending undercover cops to go in and pose as high school students and try to get kids to sell them weed.
01:18:07.000 That was so sad.
01:18:08.000 And some kid actually like fell in love with the girl and he was like 4.0.
01:18:12.000 She was hot.
01:18:13.000 She was 25. She was petite so she could pass for her.
01:18:17.000 Scumbag.
01:18:18.000 So rude.
01:18:19.000 And the craziest thing was, what's that podcast, This American Life?
01:18:23.000 Yeah.
01:18:24.000 They did a piece on it, and they actually interviewed her.
01:18:27.000 They spoke to her, and she was like, you know, hey, these people, they should be doing that.
01:18:31.000 They've got to watch what they're doing.
01:18:32.000 Like, you found a boy.
01:18:34.000 You found a boy, and you were nice to him, and you tricked him.
01:18:37.000 And the boy tried to give her the weed for free.
01:18:39.000 He tried to get her weed because she asked him.
01:18:41.000 Because she asked him, and he gave it to her.
01:18:43.000 He didn't even smoke.
01:18:43.000 He didn't even really like it.
01:18:44.000 Yeah.
01:18:45.000 Oh, he didn't smoke weed at all.
01:18:46.000 He tested negative when they arrested him.
01:18:48.000 But when she asked him to get it, he tried to give it to her for free and she insisted on giving him money so that she could make the arrest.
01:18:59.000 Wow.
01:18:59.000 It's so rude.
01:19:01.000 Wow.
01:19:01.000 So mean.
01:19:02.000 Meanwhile, here's my...
01:19:04.000 Meanwhile, there's real crime going on.
01:19:06.000 And this is my point.
01:19:07.000 I want to say this very clearly, okay?
01:19:10.000 I'm not a male apologist, alright?
01:19:13.000 I believe that on both sides, people should be kind.
01:19:16.000 And I think there's a competition between men and women that is rather unnecessary.
01:19:21.000 Whether it's feminists and masculinists and...
01:19:24.000 A lot of it is unnecessary.
01:19:25.000 But in this situation, it's very strange.
01:19:29.000 Because if the roles had been reversed, the outrage would have been exponentially greater.
01:19:35.000 If a man was pretending to be a high school student, and he was a super slick 25-year-old, been around the block, been driving for years, he's got a fast car maybe, he's got a bunch of poetry books that he reads, and she's...
01:19:48.000 He's so different.
01:19:49.000 He's so mature.
01:19:51.000 That would be so rude.
01:19:52.000 If you found that some 25-year-old pimp cat is banging 17-year-olds and arresting them for getting them weed, could you imagine how much people would be upset?
01:20:00.000 Yeah, it's insane.
01:20:01.000 And they would assume that the guy fucked her.
01:20:03.000 Assume he fucked her.
01:20:05.000 You know, the girl is fawning over him, and next thing you know, she's getting him weed for free, and he's arresting her.
01:20:09.000 That's so fucking weird.
01:20:10.000 You would never stand for it.
01:20:12.000 Nobody would stand for it.
01:20:13.000 But as long as it's...
01:20:14.000 It's one of those weird things.
01:20:16.000 Whereas, like, as long as it's a boy getting fucked over, even if there was a woman who conned him and lured him in...
01:20:23.000 You are grossly...
01:20:24.000 Or you don't really hear about like teachers fucking young girl students either.
01:20:29.000 You hear like a lot about women teachers like having affairs with like their high school students and stuff.
01:20:33.000 I never really heard the story of the opposite happening.
01:20:35.000 It happened in my high school.
01:20:36.000 Really?
01:20:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:20:38.000 I don't want to say anymore.
01:20:40.000 He was a good dude, and I knew the girl.
01:20:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:44.000 Well, did you hear about that entrapment case?
01:20:46.000 This is fucking sad.
01:20:47.000 This guy just liked to gamble.
01:20:49.000 He was an optometrist, just had his own career, mildly gambled $20, $100 bets with his friends, and This FBI agent overheard him at a bar one night talking about waging a bet, so he befriended him and then for the next six months or a year just became closer with him and closer with him and kept trying to up the stakes.
01:21:09.000 And basically at the end of this time frame, he convinced the guy to bet him $2,000 in one day, which in Virginia that's like running a gambling operation.
01:21:18.000 So he comes in and raids his house with a SWAT team, and the guy gets executed on accident.
01:21:23.000 There's some trigger-happy cop who just fucking shoots him and kills him.
01:21:26.000 So you basically turn this person into a criminal.
01:21:29.000 Not even that I think that's a criminal to spend $2,000 on a bet.
01:21:32.000 Do whatever the fuck you want.
01:21:33.000 But, like, they shaped this person, and then it's just so sad.
01:21:37.000 Well, this has happened so many times before.
01:21:38.000 There was a famous Rolling Stone article about a young man that was, he was talked into selling this guy some marijuana, and then he sold him some marijuana, and they put together some sort of coke deal.
01:21:53.000 And the FBI agent completely encouraged him, set it all up, or the DEA agent, the undercover guy, set it all up, I'm so sad.
01:22:23.000 Gets kicked off the force.
01:22:25.000 Doesn't get prosecuted.
01:22:26.000 Just gets removed and done.
01:22:28.000 But who knows what he did?
01:22:30.000 He was doing drugs.
01:22:30.000 They know he tested positive for drugs.
01:22:33.000 You've got to embed yourself.
01:22:34.000 Yeah, you have to.
01:22:34.000 If you want to be a part of that world, you've got to do coke with them.
01:22:37.000 And so this poor fuck is in jail for the rest of his life.
01:22:40.000 This kid is just stuck.
01:22:41.000 And this was a long time ago, the article in Rolling Stone.
01:22:44.000 I don't know if he ever got out.
01:22:45.000 I don't know what the story was.
01:22:46.000 But the kid was doing essentially life in jail.
01:22:50.000 It was a major league cocaine dealer.
01:22:53.000 They put together a major league cocaine deal.
01:22:55.000 Not really, but they did, as far as he knew.
01:22:57.000 And that's good enough.
01:22:59.000 Sorry, get in the box.
01:23:00.000 At any point, when you're getting so close to these people, do you ever think, like, wow, this is really fucked up what I'm doing.
01:23:06.000 Like, I don't understand how these people can live with themselves.
01:23:08.000 The ones who are entrapping these people for months and months and months and befriending them and getting really close to them.
01:23:12.000 And then they realize that they are shaping these people to become who they want them to be.
01:23:17.000 It's a fucked up thing.
01:23:18.000 It is certainly that.
01:23:19.000 It is certainly that.
01:23:21.000 It's a lack of humanity.
01:23:24.000 It's the same thing as a corporation that can pollute a river and kill a bunch of fishermen because it's easier to do that than it is to take shit and put it in these toxic drums and ship it somewhere else.
01:23:37.000 We all know that's happened too.
01:23:38.000 What allows people to do the...
01:23:40.000 When you look at the broad spectrum of what people are capable of, what allows the worst?
01:23:44.000 What allows the most extreme aspects of our personality?
01:23:47.000 I wish we could have an empathy pill.
01:23:49.000 People could have a gene.
01:23:50.000 It's called ecstasy.
01:23:51.000 Yeah, but all the time.
01:23:53.000 Well, that's what we need to engineer.
01:23:54.000 People on E all the time.
01:23:56.000 Just a really mild dose of E. We just want to hug everybody.
01:24:00.000 We would be so much nicer.
01:24:01.000 But it's really interesting because if you stop and think about the idea of engineering consciousness through pills, I mean that's what everybody's worried about when it comes to antidepressants and Prozac and things that people give kids for ADD and People are really concerned about this concept of engineering consciousness and what are the repercussions of doing this and giving people things,
01:24:22.000 but what if they get it right?
01:24:24.000 What if they just fucking nail it and everybody becomes cool as shit?
01:24:29.000 They give you a pill and then all day you're on a mild ecstasy, super friendly mode and it gives you a 20-30% IQ boost.
01:24:41.000 It's fast track evolution, why not?
01:24:43.000 Is that possible?
01:24:45.000 It seems like it would be, right?
01:24:46.000 It would be weird because what if something went horribly wrong?
01:24:49.000 And it will for the first few generations until we get it right.
01:24:52.000 We're all fucking guinea pigs.
01:24:53.000 It's pretty insane.
01:24:55.000 This generation is pretty crazy.
01:24:57.000 Well, no one more so than those people in St. Louis.
01:24:59.000 That is a really hard thing to fucking read.
01:25:02.000 It's a really hard thing to read to think that that actually did happen.
01:25:07.000 Yeah.
01:25:07.000 It's just so weird.
01:25:08.000 Happens a lot more than we like to think.
01:25:09.000 It's so weird that people can do things that they can do.
01:25:13.000 And then other people are just cool as shit and normal.
01:25:16.000 What about dropping white phosphorus in fucking Iraq?
01:25:19.000 That's against...
01:25:19.000 What is that?
01:25:20.000 What is white phosphorus?
01:25:21.000 It's like this incendiary that's supposed to light up the air when you drop it.
01:25:25.000 When you look at bombing in Baghdad when we invaded, you see these plumes of light coming down.
01:25:34.000 And it basically just...
01:25:35.000 It's such a high concentrated incendiary that it will just cut through skin.
01:25:38.000 Like, it'll just slice through your flesh.
01:25:41.000 And so they've been using that.
01:25:42.000 It's against...
01:25:43.000 I mean, it's totally illegal to use during warfare.
01:25:45.000 And Israel does it, and so does this country, still.
01:25:48.000 Yeah.
01:25:49.000 Those depleted uranium rounds.
01:25:50.000 That's awful, too.
01:25:51.000 That will never go away.
01:25:53.000 DU is there forever.
01:25:55.000 It's that area is, like, toxic.
01:25:57.000 Yeah.
01:25:57.000 For, like, how long?
01:25:59.000 Millions of years.
01:26:00.000 Oh!
01:26:01.000 Yeah.
01:26:02.000 The shelf life of DU is like millions of years.
01:26:04.000 And what is the idea about depleted uranium?
01:26:06.000 Was that it penetrates armor better than anything else?
01:26:09.000 Yeah, it's like this radioactive coating on the shell of something, like the shell casing, and I don't know why you would ever use that if it's so horrifyingly toxic for the environment.
01:26:21.000 Do we need that?
01:26:23.000 Don't we have high-grade weaponry enough that we don't need to be using DU? Yeah, what the fuck?
01:26:30.000 Do you think those things are just like, let's see if we can do this.
01:26:34.000 I think we can just shoot right through that thing with a DU. God, go for it, man.
01:26:39.000 Do it, dude.
01:26:40.000 It's just like people watching the nuclear explosions with these glasses on.
01:26:43.000 They're like, oh, sweet.
01:26:45.000 Just no concept of anything in the future past 10 years.
01:26:48.000 What is this going to do?
01:26:50.000 It's just the idea that anybody has the ability to make that call.
01:26:54.000 Hey, we're going to shoot these bullets.
01:26:57.000 And they should work a lot better than our regular bullets.
01:27:02.000 There's one catch.
01:27:03.000 There's one catch.
01:27:04.000 They poison the ground for a million years.
01:27:06.000 Whatever, whatever.
01:27:07.000 What'd you say?
01:27:08.000 Whatever, whatever.
01:27:09.000 It's a fucking million years.
01:27:11.000 Listen, we're not even getting around.
01:27:12.000 Don't worry about it.
01:27:13.000 It's a million.
01:27:13.000 It's a hundred.
01:27:14.000 We got to get rid of them.
01:27:16.000 We got a lot of this stuff.
01:27:17.000 We got a shipment.
01:27:18.000 We have a lot of this stuff.
01:27:19.000 We might as well make bullets out of it.
01:27:21.000 What is depleted uranium?
01:27:22.000 What does it look like?
01:27:23.000 I don't fucking know.
01:27:24.000 Let's look that up.
01:27:25.000 Yeah, look that up.
01:27:26.000 Depleted uranium.
01:27:27.000 Okay, let's see what the fuck it looks like.
01:27:28.000 I bet it, uh...
01:27:30.000 Do you have two peas?
01:27:31.000 I do.
01:27:32.000 Depleted uranium.
01:27:35.000 I bet it looks like, uh...
01:27:37.000 I bet it looks evil.
01:27:40.000 Why is there a baby photo with no face?
01:27:43.000 No, it's not.
01:27:44.000 I see a photo of it.
01:27:46.000 Look at that.
01:27:46.000 U92, that's what it is.
01:27:48.000 Try to find that photo.
01:27:49.000 That's what depleted uranium looks like.
01:27:53.000 And apparently, it's just fucking awesome at killing shit.
01:27:59.000 Just, they figured out how to make something that's way better than regular metal.
01:28:05.000 So, what it says is, it's uranium with a lower content of the fissile, F-I-S-S-I-L-E, fissile, U-235, the natural uranium.
01:28:17.000 And natural uranium is 99.2%.
01:28:21.000 0.27% U238 and 0.72% You don't give a fuck about this.
01:28:29.000 What am I saying this to you people for?
01:28:30.000 Why am I reading this?
01:28:31.000 Because a lot of times when I go to Wikipedia, folks, I've never read about this before, so I'm hoping that they'll sort of boil it down for me within the first paragraph.
01:28:39.000 No such luck today, kids.
01:28:41.000 Just a bunch of numbers that I don't understand.
01:28:44.000 But, um, yeah.
01:28:46.000 So that depleted uranium shit, that ain't good.
01:28:48.000 Did you see Wolverine?
01:28:52.000 What?
01:28:52.000 There's a reason why I'm saying this.
01:28:53.000 What, outside?
01:28:54.000 The movie.
01:28:55.000 Wolverine.
01:28:56.000 No.
01:28:56.000 With Hugh Jackman?
01:28:58.000 No.
01:28:58.000 Ugh.
01:28:59.000 Yes, with Hugh Jackman.
01:29:01.000 Who else would be Wolverine?
01:29:02.000 He's been Wolverine for the past decade.
01:29:04.000 Jesus Christ.
01:29:05.000 I think he's the only Wolverine ever.
01:29:06.000 I've missed that.
01:29:07.000 Right?
01:29:07.000 There's never been a Wolverine.
01:29:09.000 There's a scene in it from Nagasaki, because Wolverine's like 150 years old or whatever, however he was when they made him, I forget.
01:29:16.000 But the idea is that he's immortal, and in Nagasaki, he gets involved in the bomb.
01:29:22.000 But you stop and think about that.
01:29:25.000 What a strange ability that human beings had, even in 1947, to throw something out of a plane, fly over you, throw something, and just wipe out everything.
01:29:37.000 Just wipe out the whole shebang.
01:29:40.000 Just flatten that motherfucker, kill hundreds of thousands of people, just like that.
01:29:45.000 But we needed to use it to end the war.
01:29:48.000 Save lives.
01:29:49.000 Save lives.
01:29:50.000 There's Hugh Jackman working out.
01:29:51.000 Look at him, sexy beast.
01:29:52.000 Nice, where is he?
01:29:52.000 Look at him, goddammit.
01:29:53.000 There he is, he's getting ready.
01:29:54.000 It's hard to believe that he likes musicals, too.
01:29:56.000 He's a perfect man.
01:29:57.000 Yeah, no, I think nuclear...
01:29:58.000 nuclear technology is batshit crazy.
01:30:01.000 I mean, it can be used for good, but the thing is, we don't have the capacity To harness it properly.
01:30:08.000 Like, look at nuclear energy.
01:30:09.000 We can't store the waste.
01:30:10.000 And the waste doesn't go away for millions of years, too.
01:30:12.000 So we're like, where the fuck are we going to put this?
01:30:14.000 Like, yes, in theory, it's great.
01:30:15.000 But there's this whole other component that we're just kind of ignoring.
01:30:19.000 And then look what happened in Fukushima when something goes wrong.
01:30:23.000 I didn't realize until Fukushima what nuclear energy actually was.
01:30:26.000 I didn't realize it was just water boiling in these giant open air things.
01:30:31.000 I'm so on the same page.
01:30:32.000 I was so confused.
01:30:33.000 I had no idea.
01:30:34.000 This is what we're doing?
01:30:35.000 This is ridiculous.
01:30:36.000 You're making steam?
01:30:37.000 You got a sun that makes steam.
01:30:39.000 And you can't shut it off.
01:30:41.000 Oh, okay.
01:30:42.000 Oh, makes sense.
01:30:42.000 Glad you built that.
01:30:43.000 Thanks.
01:30:43.000 Good move.
01:30:44.000 There's no way he could have improved upon that.
01:30:46.000 Let's build on some fault lines here in the U.S. Sweet!
01:30:49.000 Well, you don't know, okay?
01:30:50.000 I see where you would come with this as an uneducated person, but I'm going to explain to you.
01:30:55.000 We need that, first of all.
01:30:57.000 It's a major reason why coal is down.
01:31:00.000 The use is many, many percent down.
01:31:03.000 We have the situation eradicated.
01:31:06.000 There's basically no worries.
01:31:08.000 Fukushima was a very old design.
01:31:10.000 We have various fail safes and backup generators and we don't pitch shit right next to the ocean like those crazy Japanese.
01:31:17.000 Except we do.
01:31:18.000 We have like 23 sister reactors all built by GE here in the exact same manner.
01:31:22.000 Some built by fault lines.
01:31:23.000 There's one on the way to San Diego.
01:31:25.000 You pass by it.
01:31:26.000 San Onofre.
01:31:26.000 You know what that is?
01:31:27.000 I think they're shutting that down.
01:31:28.000 They are.
01:31:28.000 But they said it's going to take like 13 years.
01:31:31.000 Now what?
01:31:32.000 How do you shut it down?
01:31:34.000 We're going to take all the toxic water and just dump it in the ocean.
01:31:38.000 What do you mean shut down?
01:31:40.000 What does that mean?
01:31:41.000 I thought you couldn't shut them down.
01:31:44.000 It seems like, isn't there like a bunch of spots in Nevada where they've just like dug holes?
01:31:49.000 I'm like, oh, just put it here.
01:31:50.000 Do they have signs over those?
01:31:53.000 Like in a million different languages?
01:31:56.000 Go, no, fucking dig here, right?
01:31:58.000 Don't dig here.
01:31:59.000 For the next million years, this spot sucks, okay?
01:32:02.000 2012, thanks.
01:32:04.000 What are we doing?
01:32:05.000 Yeah, that's a weird thing, the fact that they have these areas where they dig a hole and they just put all their garbage.
01:32:12.000 They're like, listen, I know this is all toxic, whatever, whatever.
01:32:15.000 Let's just dig a little hole here, drop it off.
01:32:18.000 Is this your land?
01:32:18.000 Okay, can we just dig holes here?
01:32:20.000 Yeah, can we just pay you like a couple G? Sweet.
01:32:23.000 Listen, you guys can have prostitution.
01:32:25.000 Right.
01:32:25.000 And gambling.
01:32:26.000 Yeah.
01:32:27.000 Oh, you mean what they've done to Indian reservations?
01:32:29.000 Yeah, that's pretty much what they did.
01:32:30.000 They're just like, everyone just go in the most toxic areas with like no ability to like farm or do anything and we'll just fucking give you gambling.
01:32:37.000 Here, aren't you happy?
01:32:38.000 Here, gamble.
01:32:39.000 Here's some alcohol, cigarettes.
01:32:41.000 If you think about it that way, that's a weird way of looking at it, but I guess a lot of Native Americans would agree with you on that.
01:32:48.000 They don't live in the best spots.
01:32:50.000 They don't give the best spots away for reservations.
01:32:55.000 They're like, can we have a Y? No, no.
01:32:58.000 You can't have a Y. Nope.
01:33:01.000 Okay.
01:33:03.000 How many really good spots where the Indians were?
01:33:06.000 We're like, no, not this one, bitch.
01:33:07.000 There's a lot of really good spots that Indians had.
01:33:10.000 They're like, where can't we build?
01:33:11.000 Okay, go there.
01:33:14.000 I've read a bunch of different versions of why they were called Indians.
01:33:17.000 Some that make sense and some that don't.
01:33:19.000 But there's no denying...
01:33:24.000 That name.
01:33:27.000 I've read two different versions of the idea that they thought they were actually in India.
01:33:32.000 I've read that that was the case, and then I also read that it was based on a word.
01:33:36.000 I'm trying to remember what it was.
01:33:38.000 Something meaning free man, indio, or something like that.
01:33:41.000 The indigo chugging?
01:33:44.000 It's not a band?
01:33:45.000 Indigo Girls?
01:33:46.000 How were they?
01:33:47.000 Were they good?
01:33:48.000 We can't play them, but were you a fan, Brian?
01:33:51.000 I have too much penis for that.
01:33:53.000 What are you trying to say?
01:33:55.000 That you can't be a man who is well endowed, who enjoys some chick music?
01:33:59.000 No, I think they're more attracted to that culture.
01:34:01.000 They're more attracted to that culture?
01:34:03.000 It's like Cher.
01:34:06.000 What the fuck are you saying?
01:34:08.000 What's like Cher?
01:34:10.000 Indigo girls would like Cher?
01:34:11.000 Men are more attracted to that?
01:34:13.000 Or women?
01:34:14.000 Or lesbians?
01:34:14.000 Lesbians.
01:34:15.000 Did you guys hear about this boa constrictor that got out of a pet store and climbed through the walls and into this kid's room and killed a five-year-old and a seven-year-old?
01:34:27.000 Oh my god.
01:34:28.000 Yeah, it was in Canada, apparently.
01:34:30.000 Climbed over the walls of someone's house?
01:34:32.000 No, it was in, like, they had, like, a reptile place downstairs.
01:34:35.000 Oh, wow.
01:34:35.000 And this fucking thing got out.
01:34:37.000 That's horrifying.
01:34:37.000 Yeah.
01:34:38.000 Look at all these idiots that actually have exotic pets as pets here in this country.
01:34:42.000 Did you know that there's more tigers in captivity in the U.S. than there is in the wild?
01:34:46.000 In the world?
01:34:47.000 Really?
01:34:48.000 Yes.
01:34:49.000 Really?
01:34:50.000 Louis Theroux.
01:34:51.000 You know who Louis Theroux is?
01:34:53.000 I don't believe that.
01:34:55.000 No, Louis Theroux, this awesome journalist that works for the BBC, does these...
01:34:59.000 He goes and lives with crazy families.
01:35:01.000 He lives with the Westboro Baptist Church for like a month.
01:35:04.000 He'll go live with all these assholes who have tigers in cages and baboons and giant snakes, and he'll just do this documentary about them.
01:35:11.000 And they don't know that he's actually mocking them because he's British, and so they don't really understand his humor.
01:35:16.000 He's being really sarcastic all the time.
01:35:18.000 It's great.
01:35:19.000 Well, he's also, like, super embedded.
01:35:21.000 He'll let them be themselves.
01:35:23.000 He'll be there for, like, weeks.
01:35:25.000 Yeah, he's not, like, arguing with them as much as he's just encouraged them to communicate who they are, you know, which is, like, a hard way to do it.
01:35:34.000 You're embedded with the Westboro Baptist Church and like, you know, I gotta kill all these queers and light fires and show up.
01:35:40.000 They have a really great sign-making factory.
01:35:42.000 He was in there and he's like, Nelson Mandela fag.
01:35:47.000 He's like, I don't understand.
01:35:48.000 Just like the most random signs that had his face on his sign.
01:35:52.000 Because he goes back to the Westboro Baptist Church and then they made a sign with him.
01:35:55.000 It just said, like, Louis Theroux fag lover or something.
01:35:58.000 He was like, why did you make a sign about me?
01:36:00.000 Yeah.
01:36:00.000 Our human struggle is just so bizarre.
01:36:03.000 What a bizarre thing to struggle about.
01:36:05.000 What?
01:36:06.000 The Westboro Baptist Church is one of the weirdest, like, branches of humanity.
01:36:11.000 Because it's almost like we expect them to do something stupid whenever anything happens now.
01:36:16.000 And it becomes like an oddity, like a little sideshow with these things.
01:36:20.000 And if we, yeah, it's like impossible to not pay attention to them because they're so fucking outlandish.
01:36:24.000 Like the fact that they will just go and fly to picket funerals.
01:36:28.000 It's a part of the idea struggle, you know?
01:36:30.000 It's a part of the idea struggle, the battle between advancement and thinking, and there's the monkeys, there's the fucking screaming apes that are still around, throwing shit at each other, holding up abortion signs.
01:36:44.000 Majority of us.
01:36:45.000 But it's just a part of that fucking struggle.
01:36:47.000 Have you seen that photo of the mountain goat and the cougar that fell to their deaths?
01:36:52.000 Pull that shit up.
01:36:54.000 It's a series of photos.
01:36:56.000 It's a battle.
01:36:57.000 It shows a battle because the mountain lion actually has the hair in his mouth of the goat.
01:37:04.000 They're both dead.
01:37:05.000 They're laying out on a stretch of highway in Colorado where the road was closed.
01:37:09.000 They went to war on a cliff and they both fell to the death.
01:37:13.000 And it's a wild fucking series of photographs.
01:37:17.000 Amazing.
01:37:17.000 Look at this.
01:37:18.000 Whoa!
01:37:19.000 Yeah, well, see that thing to the left?
01:37:21.000 That's one of the horns from the mountain goat.
01:37:25.000 Like, it lost its horn in the process.
01:37:27.000 And there's a series of photos, Brian, if you scroll down.
01:37:30.000 I know, it's gross.
01:37:31.000 It shows that's where the horn came out.
01:37:33.000 See, look, that's where the horn, like, literally broke off.
01:37:35.000 Holy shit.
01:37:36.000 Yeah.
01:37:37.000 Oh, my God.
01:37:37.000 And that's the mountain lion.
01:37:38.000 Now, look at his mouth.
01:37:39.000 You see the tuft of fur?
01:37:41.000 Look at that.
01:37:42.000 He got that thing in his mouth and they both went for a ride and landed, boom, on the ground.
01:37:49.000 Look at this goat.
01:37:50.000 It's like, oh, shit.
01:37:53.000 Boom.
01:37:55.000 Yeah.
01:37:55.000 It's fucked.
01:37:57.000 Yeah, no need to look at it.
01:37:58.000 But they show you the...
01:37:59.000 How do we already look at it?
01:38:00.000 No need to look at that after you've looked at that.
01:38:05.000 Props to Javier Vargas.
01:38:06.000 He's the guy who sent me that on Twitter.
01:38:08.000 Trying to give out Twitter props, yo.
01:38:11.000 Nice.
01:38:11.000 But the website takes you to a whole series of photos.
01:38:17.000 It's pretty...
01:38:18.000 It's not beautiful, but it is beautiful.
01:38:21.000 It is.
01:38:21.000 I'm not happy that either one of those animals died.
01:38:23.000 I'm not an asshole.
01:38:24.000 They died in a beautiful, crazy way.
01:38:27.000 Yeah, it's fascinating.
01:38:28.000 It's fascinating.
01:38:29.000 It's like any weird, strange work of art.
01:38:31.000 There's something bizarre about you're capturing this image.
01:38:34.000 Nobody influenced them.
01:38:35.000 It's not like they were forced to do it in a coliseum for our amusement.
01:38:39.000 This is just something that played out in the wild, and they fell off a cliff.
01:38:43.000 It would have happened whether people existed or not, most likely.
01:38:47.000 It's just a fascinating, fascinating thing to see that this is how life exists.
01:38:52.000 When you take away language and you take away cities and you take away advancement, it's just this wild group of things that are trying to eat each other and survive and keep moving and spread numbers.
01:39:03.000 How amazing is it that we live in a time where we can see all of the shit, like the Planet Earth series, where you can just see what the fuck bacteria look like in caves in New Mexico or some shit, like glowworms spinning silk, or the goats on that mountainside, and that's what reminds me of that.
01:39:17.000 Those goats that survived, it's like a sheer face of a mountain, and they're hunting and they're fucking running around.
01:39:23.000 How are they even existing up there?
01:39:26.000 Yeah, it was amazing.
01:39:27.000 I was in Montana, and I watched these mountain goats climb up the side of these bluffs, and they're standing on these, like, ledges.
01:39:33.000 It's like a chunk, like that wide, and they got one hoof here and one hoof there, and it's not like they're like, oh, shit!
01:39:39.000 They're like, oh, how do I get up here?
01:39:41.000 They just keep going.
01:39:42.000 They're, like, on a ledge.
01:39:44.000 Yeah, they're just on a sheer fucking face.
01:39:45.000 How gangster was that mountain lion to go, I'm gonna take my chances?
01:39:49.000 Yeah.
01:39:50.000 I was like, yeah, ledge, I think I grabbed that bitch by the neck and just lock onto him right there.
01:39:54.000 I remember the guy filming it said he waited like weeks, like six weeks to finally catch them hunting or whatever, and it was like this epic chase on this mountainside, and I was like, how are they not just collapsing and falling to their death?
01:40:05.000 They caught a mountain lion hunting?
01:40:08.000 No, it wasn't a mountain lion.
01:40:09.000 It was one of those goats.
01:40:10.000 But they were getting chased by a mountain lion or some shit.
01:40:14.000 Oh, so they filmed that.
01:40:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:40:16.000 It was insane.
01:40:17.000 Yeah, mountain lions are really hard to film.
01:40:20.000 That's one of the reasons why when people hunt mountain lions, the hunting of mountain lions is very controversial.
01:40:28.000 And on one hand, I see the point of people that don't want them hunted.
01:40:31.000 Like, they're this majestic, cool creatures, and it's amazing and everything.
01:40:35.000 But on the other point, like, you've got to realize, like, if you don't keep their numbers to a manageable level, like, the last thing you want is mountain lions like squirrels.
01:40:41.000 Wild lions.
01:40:43.000 Yeah.
01:40:43.000 Lions here.
01:40:44.000 Yeah.
01:40:45.000 You don't want them like squirrels.
01:40:47.000 You know?
01:40:47.000 You don't want, like, pigeons just running around...
01:40:50.000 Grabbing slow people.
01:40:52.000 We'll have a real problem.
01:40:54.000 You need to figure out how many we need to keep.
01:40:56.000 And there's only one way to do that.
01:40:57.000 You've got to kill them.
01:40:58.000 Because nothing else kills them.
01:40:59.000 They don't have any enemies.
01:41:00.000 They die of old age when they fall from cliffs when they're holding on to goats.
01:41:04.000 Other than that, they're going to be fine.
01:41:06.000 Did you hear about the pack of wild pit bulls that killed that jogger?
01:41:10.000 What a fucked up way to die.
01:41:12.000 Yeah, that's not fun.
01:41:13.000 A horrible way to die.
01:41:15.000 And she was with two other people and the owner was just watching it happen.
01:41:20.000 The Pitbull just destroyed this woman, and then they were able to get help, but the girl died, I think.
01:41:25.000 That was terrible.
01:41:27.000 Yeah.
01:41:27.000 It was terrible.
01:41:28.000 Animals are fucking no joke.
01:41:30.000 Right.
01:41:31.000 We're around them all the time.
01:41:32.000 We get used to the fact that we, for the most part, have them under control.
01:41:36.000 But just dogs.
01:41:38.000 I have two dogs.
01:41:39.000 One of them is a smaller dog, but one of them is pretty big.
01:41:41.000 He's like 140 pounds.
01:41:43.000 And I was thinking, if he just decided, like, I just want to see what he tastes like.
01:41:47.000 If a dog really wanted to do that, we were pretty sure they're not going to, but if they really wanted to, it's not a lot stopping them.
01:41:54.000 Yeah.
01:41:55.000 They are a creature.
01:41:57.000 They're instinctual.
01:41:59.000 Something snaps and they fucking go for it.
01:42:01.000 Well, it's going to be really weird if people do create this synthetic sort of artificial meat.
01:42:09.000 If they really do create that and it starts being something that's sold on a regular basis.
01:42:14.000 What are we going to do?
01:42:16.000 Are we going to keep grazing cows?
01:42:17.000 Is there going to be a way to justify the fact that you're killing an animal?
01:42:21.000 Or we'll get to the point where we just won't let cows mate that often, just keep a few of them around so they don't go extinct and just eat these fake burgers?
01:42:30.000 I think people will always want to eat the real animal.
01:42:33.000 Really?
01:42:34.000 Some will.
01:42:35.000 They won't like to shoot them.
01:42:38.000 Or if they just want authentic.
01:42:40.000 Yeah.
01:42:40.000 It'd be like a diamond.
01:42:41.000 Chicks don't like cubic zirconias.
01:42:43.000 Would it taste?
01:42:44.000 I just don't know how...
01:42:46.000 Is this the real deal?
01:42:48.000 Was this forged in the bowels of the earth or no?
01:42:52.000 Yeah, if it tastes better.
01:42:53.000 What if it tastes better?
01:42:54.000 What if regular meat tastes like shit?
01:42:56.000 Yeah.
01:42:57.000 I'm down too.
01:42:58.000 Yeah, why not?
01:42:59.000 Well, I'd let people try it for about a decade or so before I jump in.
01:43:04.000 You want to be real careful.
01:43:07.000 Yeah, talk about being guinea pigs, GMOs.
01:43:09.000 Who the hell knows what that's doing to us?
01:43:11.000 There was an article, it's on my Twitter, where these scientists put Mona Lisa, a tiny Mona Lisa, they drew it, on a surface one-third the width of a human hair.
01:43:26.000 It's incredible.
01:43:27.000 This incredibly precise instrument at the Georgia Institute of Technology.
01:43:32.000 They have printed Mona Lisa on an abstract surface, 30 microns in width, which is one third of the width of a human hair.
01:43:43.000 Can you pull it up?
01:43:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43:45.000 It's actually pretty good.
01:43:46.000 It's amazing.
01:43:47.000 What date is it?
01:43:48.000 What date?
01:43:49.000 It's on ScienceSpaceRobots.com and it should be there today.
01:43:55.000 If you just write, look for scientists, paint Mona Lisa on surface, just that, I'm sure we'll pull up the article.
01:44:04.000 Yeah, that's it.
01:44:05.000 That's a Mona Lisa they paint.
01:44:07.000 They made that on something one-third the size of a human hair.
01:44:10.000 It's pretty fucking good, too.
01:44:12.000 Like, it's hard, man.
01:44:15.000 I don't know.
01:44:15.000 Wrap your head around that.
01:44:16.000 I can't.
01:44:17.000 It's hard.
01:44:18.000 I can't wrap my head around the fact that I just froze light.
01:44:22.000 Yeah, they did that too, right?
01:44:23.000 For how long?
01:44:24.000 How long did you freeze light?
01:44:25.000 A minute.
01:44:25.000 A minute.
01:44:26.000 Does that make sense?
01:44:27.000 No.
01:44:27.000 What does that mean?
01:44:28.000 What happens there?
01:44:30.000 If you freeze light and then you go to the speed of light, what happens?
01:44:33.000 A silver surfer pop out of your spaceship and come down here to fix the world?
01:44:37.000 What the fuck, man?
01:44:37.000 I just saw this crazy thing.
01:44:38.000 Dude pulled this.
01:44:39.000 This is some crazy 3D pen that they can draw in the air now and make like a...
01:44:45.000 Dude, I don't know, look it up.
01:44:46.000 Like an image?
01:44:46.000 Yeah.
01:44:47.000 Oh my god.
01:44:48.000 Yeah.
01:44:48.000 How much do you know about, there's pens that apparently record what you write.
01:44:53.000 So if you write something down, say there's a pen, like if I gave you this piece of paper, and I had you write things down, what you wrote down would actually show up in a computer.
01:45:02.000 No way.
01:45:02.000 Yeah.
01:45:03.000 That technology's been around for a while.
01:45:04.000 But is it Wi-Fi?
01:45:05.000 How does that work?
01:45:06.000 Or does it have to sync up with a USB? Yeah, you sync it up to your computer and it makes it into a document form.
01:45:13.000 But if you could do it with a sync up, you could probably do it Wi-Fi, right?
01:45:17.000 I'm sure nowadays that they have it.
01:45:19.000 I saw the first one actually when I worked at Gateway.
01:45:21.000 They used to have them.
01:45:22.000 So some CIA dudes could probably be able to hook it up for Wi-Fi.
01:45:25.000 Oh, yeah.
01:45:27.000 Seems like it, right?
01:45:28.000 That's amazing.
01:45:29.000 Because somebody told me about this guy that we actually wound up having this guy on our TV show, and he's a psychic.
01:45:37.000 His name is Banachek.
01:45:38.000 And I can't tell you what he does on the show, but he'll tell you that it's all bullshit.
01:45:43.000 He's a mentalist.
01:45:45.000 I shouldn't say he's a psychic.
01:45:46.000 What he does, he debunks a lot of what people think is psychic, but it's just trickstery shit.
01:45:50.000 He's a master in all this trickstery shit.
01:45:53.000 And I was trying to figure out how the fuck he did what he did, because it was really kind of trippy.
01:45:57.000 And one of the things that I think might be possible, I've been just running this through my head, is one of those pens that as you write things down, you could seal it in an envelope, and he has access to the information.
01:46:09.000 That's incredible.
01:46:10.000 Yeah, no, that's a really good point.
01:46:11.000 That is possible today, right?
01:46:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:46:13.000 Yeah, without a doubt, right?
01:46:16.000 It has to be.
01:46:17.000 I bet they could probably do the same thing with a keystroke thing, too.
01:46:20.000 Oh, there it is.
01:46:22.000 Two gigabyte Wi-Fi smart pen.
01:46:25.000 Boom.
01:46:25.000 $179.
01:46:26.000 Wow, it's only $179.
01:46:28.000 That's incredible.
01:46:30.000 What is that dude's name from the 007 movies that got all the gadgets?
01:46:37.000 What was his name?
01:46:38.000 Dr. Watson.
01:46:39.000 No, that's Sherlock.
01:46:42.000 Who was the guy?
01:46:43.000 Spectre.
01:46:43.000 No, who's the guy?
01:46:45.000 The guy who always had their shit.
01:46:47.000 Ow!
01:46:47.000 Right?
01:46:48.000 You guys know that there was that one guy.
01:46:50.000 What was his name?
01:46:51.000 The dude who was like...
01:46:52.000 Bone, this is the new umbrella.
01:46:56.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:46:56.000 The dude.
01:46:56.000 Q? Was it Q? I don't know.
01:46:59.000 Was his name Q? The dude with the briefcase with all the shit in it, yeah.
01:47:01.000 Let's see.
01:47:02.000 Q Bond.
01:47:03.000 Please look up the 3D pen.
01:47:05.000 I want to see if I actually saw this.
01:47:07.000 Yes, his name is Q. He's a fictional character in the James Bond films and novelizations.
01:47:13.000 Q standing for quartermaster.
01:47:17.000 Huh.
01:47:18.000 Yeah, there was a bunch of these dudes that played Q. Yeah.
01:47:25.000 Is that what you're talking about?
01:47:26.000 Wait, no way.
01:47:27.000 What is that?
01:47:28.000 What?
01:47:29.000 3D pen.
01:47:29.000 Yeah, look.
01:47:30.000 Wait, go down, see the image.
01:47:31.000 How it works.
01:47:33.000 So this is the pen that you write something.
01:47:35.000 You can write something, like, in air, and it would actually just draw, like, a 3D... Okay, so he's filling in this thing.
01:47:42.000 It's like icing.
01:47:44.000 Wait a minute.
01:47:45.000 It says doodler.
01:47:46.000 It's not...
01:47:47.000 And then this is gonna just show up in the air?
01:47:49.000 Is that what this is?
01:47:50.000 Is this the wrong video?
01:47:52.000 No, see, there you go.
01:47:53.000 Oh, wow.
01:47:54.000 That is crazy.
01:47:57.000 Is that ridiculous?
01:48:00.000 Wait a minute.
01:48:03.000 It's like a pen that makes, like, silly putty comes out of it.
01:48:07.000 Kind of, yeah.
01:48:07.000 It's like that plastic stuff you used to take those little straws and blow the little air bubbles in.
01:48:12.000 Okay, that's stupid.
01:48:16.000 That guy's an idiot.
01:48:18.000 Not really, buddy.
01:48:19.000 Relax, dude.
01:48:20.000 Look at a little dinosaur.
01:48:21.000 Yeah.
01:48:22.000 He's making a strange dinosaur.
01:48:23.000 That's actually pretty cool.
01:48:25.000 It's cool, but like in a bedazzled kind of way.
01:48:29.000 A bedazzled kind of way.
01:48:31.000 That's so true.
01:48:33.000 They just created this substance that water doesn't stick to it.
01:48:36.000 So you can like put it on your shoe and you can just like pour shit on it.
01:48:39.000 That's crazy.
01:48:39.000 We showed a video that this guy just ran through a mud puddle.
01:48:43.000 It's fucking nuts.
01:48:44.000 Nothing touches you.
01:48:45.000 These scientists.
01:48:46.000 God damn!
01:48:47.000 And it's all happening so fucking quick.
01:48:50.000 Every day there's some new thing.
01:48:51.000 If only we had the most...
01:48:53.000 Smart minds in the world working toward technologies that are good instead of like weapons and I mean think about how many people are just wasting.
01:49:01.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:49:01.000 You're right, but we do as well.
01:49:03.000 It's almost like, do you ever think about the possibility, and this might be total hippie bullshit, but is there a possibility that we need a bunch of dickheads in the world in order to motivate the good people to act and that sort of like this struggle is imperative in the human condition?
01:49:19.000 The yin and the yang.
01:49:20.000 It's almost like there has to be assholes in order for people to push society further.
01:49:25.000 In order for us to really recognize our problems.
01:49:28.000 Yeah, I think you're right.
01:49:29.000 I think there's always going to be a balance of good and bad.
01:49:31.000 But I don't think that we need to let the assholes get to the extent where they're actually fucking up the planet for the rest of us.
01:49:36.000 Which is where we're at right now.
01:49:37.000 So if we curb the assholes back to a manageable level...
01:49:40.000 Yeah, or the assholes fucking things up.
01:49:43.000 This motivates the really smart, nice people to develop some kind of crazy technology that eats plastic.
01:49:49.000 It eats plastic and creates flowers that grow in your mind and enlighten people.
01:49:55.000 That doesn't make sense.
01:49:56.000 Plastic needs to eat mushrooms.
01:49:58.000 Well, they said that fungus is actually the best way of dealing with plastic, that they've found funguses that they can mutate and get them to eat plastic.
01:50:06.000 Really?
01:50:06.000 Yeah.
01:50:06.000 Because I thought there was no way to destroy plastic.
01:50:08.000 No, there's been some headway in that.
01:50:11.000 That's one of the ideas they're coming up with.
01:50:13.000 Yeah, it's still scary.
01:50:15.000 It's still scary when you see the various studies about how large the patch is and how much of an area it covers and how much actual material is out there.
01:50:23.000 It's spooky.
01:50:24.000 Yeah, it's not an island.
01:50:25.000 That's kind of a misnomer.
01:50:27.000 It's actually just a swirling pool.
01:50:28.000 Yeah, I've called it an island before.
01:50:30.000 Of plastic.
01:50:31.000 It's...
01:50:32.000 Because I was trying to figure out...
01:50:34.000 I guess that's not the best way to say it because it really is floating.
01:50:37.000 So it's not really an island.
01:50:38.000 But it's a giant area, man.
01:50:41.000 It's big.
01:50:41.000 It's big.
01:50:42.000 It's like Texas-sized, right?
01:50:43.000 Bigger.
01:50:44.000 Bigger than Texas.
01:50:44.000 I think twice the size of Texas.
01:50:46.000 Jesus!
01:50:46.000 Have you ever driven through Texas?
01:50:48.000 Just imagine all that fucked.
01:50:50.000 I can't.
01:50:50.000 Drive all the way through Texas and all that is just fucked in the middle of the ocean.
01:50:56.000 I don't know if they're going to be able to fix that in our lifetime.
01:50:58.000 No.
01:50:59.000 But it's going to be really interesting if it gets all the way to Santa Monica.
01:51:03.000 If it just gets all the way to the fucking shores and it washes up on the boardwalk and everybody's like, hey, what the hell?
01:51:10.000 There it is.
01:51:11.000 We'll send it to the future or something.
01:51:13.000 That's what will happen.
01:51:14.000 We'll create time travel and then we'll send all our trash to like 50,000 years from now, and then...
01:51:19.000 We can't even send that stuff, though, at this point.
01:51:22.000 You're dealing with so much volume.
01:51:24.000 You couldn't really send that.
01:51:26.000 Like, if we wanted to, like, scoop it up and put it in rockets and shoot it, you know how much that would fucking cost?
01:51:31.000 That would be so crazy.
01:51:32.000 That's why we can't clean it up, though, because you can't clean it up.
01:51:35.000 Yeah.
01:51:35.000 Because it's so many microparticles of plastic, and all these fish have formed their habitats within the plastic trash swirl.
01:51:43.000 Ugh.
01:51:44.000 They have to, right?
01:51:45.000 They had no choice.
01:51:46.000 It's like animals that were caught in the Congo when the Congo grew out of the grasslands.
01:51:52.000 The rainforest trapped all these animals, like antelopes and rhinos and shit.
01:51:57.000 They all got trapped in this rainforest and just erupted out of nowhere and changed their habitat.
01:52:02.000 These poor fish are dealing with that.
01:52:04.000 If we did scoop it up and just launch it into space, that would be when the aliens would land.
01:52:09.000 They would be like the angry neighbors.
01:52:10.000 They'd be like, bitch, what the fuck are you doing?
01:52:12.000 We've been watching you guys now, this is way too fucking far.
01:52:16.000 We're okay with nuclear power, but you're throwing fucking bags of trash over the fence.
01:52:21.000 Stop it, dicks.
01:52:25.000 Fucking...
01:52:26.000 We are.
01:52:26.000 We are the shitty neighbor of space.
01:52:29.000 Is that what we are, Brian?
01:52:30.000 Unless they suck worse than us.
01:52:32.000 Right?
01:52:32.000 Which is probably going to be...
01:52:34.000 You're right.
01:52:34.000 What if they're more advanced and more douchey and we just end up in the sea world of space?
01:52:40.000 They just suck us up and make us do tricks.
01:52:44.000 Maybe that's what we're doing here.
01:52:45.000 Remember when Stephen Hawking came out and he was like, by the way, aliens are most definitely out there and we should not be looking for them because they're most likely wanting to take over the planet.
01:52:55.000 Everyone's like, what the fuck?
01:52:56.000 Stephen Hawking, is that...
01:52:57.000 No?
01:52:58.000 You know what's hilarious?
01:52:59.000 Every one of our scenarios in a film of the aliens coming starts off bad, but ends with us kicking ass.
01:53:06.000 Right.
01:53:06.000 Okay?
01:53:07.000 But when was the last time we went and scooped up some chimps and shit went wrong?
01:53:11.000 You know?
01:53:12.000 When was the last time we went on a monkey search expedition, just started scooping them up with nets, and it went terribly wrong.
01:53:20.000 We lost control of the planet.
01:53:21.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:53:23.000 Like, once they start kicking our ass, like, if they can come here from other planets, we got a real problem.
01:53:29.000 The thing is, are they real?
01:53:30.000 I just saw War of the Worlds again and it was fucking terrifying.
01:53:33.000 The Tom Cruise one?
01:53:34.000 Yeah.
01:53:35.000 It was fucking terrifying.
01:53:35.000 It's just like a whole metaphor about what we're doing to the planet anyway.
01:53:38.000 Just sucking it all up and just spraying our shit back at us.
01:53:42.000 You could argue that we've always done that, but we've never done it at this level.
01:53:45.000 To this level, yeah.
01:53:46.000 There was horrible, horrible pollution in ancient times.
01:53:50.000 People would get sick because they didn't have proper sewage systems and people would be throwing their shit out the window.
01:53:56.000 There's a lot of human waste...
01:53:59.000 Like, whether it's waste by-products from their body or waste from the food that they have that created rats, and rats carry diseases.
01:54:05.000 Not created rats, we encourage them to be in the area.
01:54:08.000 There's always been that sort of a situation.
01:54:10.000 There's always been, like, this battle.
01:54:11.000 But we know better now.
01:54:12.000 That's what's inexcusable.
01:54:13.000 You're right, you're right, you're right.
01:54:15.000 It's like what we were talking about earlier.
01:54:16.000 We know that we don't shit where we eat, but for some reason we sound terrible.
01:54:19.000 Like, we know to not do that.
01:54:21.000 You say that, but we do it anyway.
01:54:22.000 Right.
01:54:23.000 People always shit with you.
01:54:24.000 People are crazy.
01:54:26.000 It's the battle.
01:54:27.000 It's the constant struggle.
01:54:29.000 The yin and the yang.
01:54:29.000 The good and the bad.
01:54:30.000 The sense and the nonsense.
01:54:32.000 All just fucking duking it out to try to get to the end point.
01:54:36.000 Was it Orson Welles?
01:54:38.000 Yeah.
01:54:39.000 H.G. Welles said that history is a race between education and catastrophe.
01:54:45.000 Mm-hmm.
01:54:46.000 I've used that quote way too many times to not know exactly who says it.
01:54:49.000 So if you're going, he's pretending he doesn't know it.
01:54:51.000 No, I legitimately didn't remember.
01:54:53.000 Relax.
01:54:54.000 There's all these conspiracies floating around through the internet.
01:54:58.000 It's better to burn out than to fade away.
01:55:01.000 Are you deaf leopards?
01:55:02.000 The fuck are you trying to say?
01:55:04.000 That was called a conversation stopper.
01:55:07.000 What's your favorite kind of porn?
01:55:08.000 What's your go-to porn?
01:55:10.000 Amateur or girl?
01:55:12.000 That's what you like.
01:55:13.000 You like that amateur shit, right?
01:55:15.000 I like solo male masturbation.
01:55:17.000 Backyard black.
01:55:19.000 I like Rebecca Linares.
01:55:22.000 Oh, you have a specific girl that you like watching?
01:55:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:55:25.000 Okay.
01:55:26.000 The whole world just put their pants off right now.
01:55:28.000 And they're like, please, Abby.
01:55:29.000 Please keep talking.
01:55:31.000 The best is porn on Vine.
01:55:33.000 That's the best.
01:55:34.000 Do they do porn on Vine?
01:55:35.000 Are you allowed to?
01:55:36.000 Oh, yeah.
01:55:37.000 My favorite's...
01:55:38.000 There's a girl named Siri Triple X. Hey, don't ruin her.
01:55:40.000 She's already been ruined.
01:55:41.000 What if she gets her account pulled?
01:55:42.000 Oh, no, no.
01:55:43.000 It doesn't matter.
01:55:44.000 It's legal?
01:55:44.000 Yeah.
01:55:45.000 There's tons of porn.
01:55:46.000 And it's the best because most girls are just like, they get right to it.
01:55:49.000 Like, I'm going to open it up and stick my finger in it.
01:55:51.000 Oh, now it's going to loop.
01:55:52.000 I'm going to open it up and stick my finger in it.
01:55:54.000 Perfect.
01:55:54.000 Boobs, amazing on Vine.
01:55:57.000 Check out Siri AAA. Brian's got a lot of free time.
01:56:00.000 Six seconds!
01:56:01.000 A lot of it was spent with his pants off.
01:56:04.000 I've never masturbated to Vine.
01:56:06.000 Getting all the best porn on Vine.
01:56:07.000 So, Duncan Trussell has created this thing called Summon the NSA. Oh yeah, he told me about it.
01:56:13.000 And he created a website where you click a button, and in one button, it Google searches all the terrible shit.
01:56:20.000 Everything, don't do it.
01:56:21.000 Don't do it from here.
01:56:23.000 I'm not gonna do it.
01:56:24.000 But whatever you're doing, don't do it from here.
01:56:26.000 I wouldn't do that.
01:56:27.000 And they Google search...
01:56:30.000 They Google searches like pressure cookers, backpack, Al-Qaeda.
01:56:33.000 That seems like a great idea.
01:56:34.000 And it's all in one button.
01:56:36.000 Yeah, I just saw this really awesome parody about the NSA that said, here's how we're going to beat the NSA. Just talk like a terrorist all the time.
01:56:43.000 It showed this mom calling her kid, and her kid was just like, alright, I'm going to go blow up the school on the way.
01:56:48.000 It's like code name.
01:56:51.000 That's actually funny.
01:56:52.000 Was it a comedian that came up with that?
01:56:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:56:54.000 That's great.
01:56:55.000 That's really funny.
01:56:56.000 He just overwhelmed them.
01:56:59.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
01:57:01.000 We're lucky that Ari didn't figure that out on his own.
01:57:05.000 Ari would have rode that shit to the fucking rocks.
01:57:08.000 What a warped reality that Snowden just got granted asylum by Russia.
01:57:12.000 Yeah, right?
01:57:13.000 Well, you know what happened?
01:57:14.000 Do you know the whole story behind it?
01:57:15.000 That the United States had somehow or another criticized Russia for silencing political dissent?
01:57:20.000 And they were like, what?
01:57:22.000 Bitch, what did you just say?
01:57:24.000 Do you know who's at our airport?
01:57:26.000 And they're like, oh, okay, listen.
01:57:28.000 Yeah, yeah, Ed.
01:57:29.000 Hey, what's up?
01:57:30.000 It's Vladimir.
01:57:31.000 Yeah.
01:57:31.000 Yeah, come stay at my house, dog.
01:57:33.000 Come hang out.
01:57:35.000 They're like, bitch, are you crazy?
01:57:38.000 Did you really say that you're criticizing us for silencing political dissent?
01:57:42.000 Do you fucking know...
01:57:44.000 That's so silly.
01:57:45.000 Do you know why this guy's here?
01:57:46.000 We have the biggest story of all time when it comes to, like, a lack of privacy.
01:57:51.000 It's the biggest story of all time.
01:57:53.000 It is, yeah.
01:57:53.000 It's the fucking, somebody pulled the curtain back and we saw the wizard.
01:57:57.000 We saw the wizard.
01:57:58.000 Like, that is the biggest story of all time when it comes to privacy.
01:58:01.000 This guy said, hey, by the way, I used to work there.
01:58:03.000 I didn't even graduate from high school.
01:58:05.000 This is the access that they gave me.
01:58:06.000 He didn't even graduate from high school.
01:58:08.000 Right.
01:58:08.000 Right?
01:58:08.000 And he was like, well, but I can read your email.
01:58:11.000 So what's up?
01:58:12.000 Yeah.
01:58:12.000 What up now?
01:58:12.000 And I was just a dude.
01:58:13.000 And by the way, we're also tapping into China's hospitals.
01:58:16.000 Did you hear about that shit?
01:58:16.000 Like civilian infrastructure in China?
01:58:18.000 It's like, why the hell do we need to be tapping that?
01:58:21.000 Yes.
01:58:21.000 Why?
01:58:22.000 I don't know.
01:58:22.000 Maybe they have an answer.
01:58:23.000 And even more fascinating that they chose to do this and to try to discredit this guy by going out with the fact that he was a high school dropout.
01:58:33.000 Right.
01:58:33.000 Like, this is a shady character.
01:58:35.000 He's a high school dropout.
01:58:36.000 How the fuck does the high school dropout work for you and have access to everybody's email?
01:58:42.000 What the hell are you doing?
01:58:44.000 What are you doing?
01:58:46.000 And it makes you realize, like, oh, these crazy fucks.
01:58:48.000 They thought no one was going to check them.
01:58:50.000 They thought no one was going to pay attention.
01:58:52.000 They were just going to keep doing what they've always been doing.
01:58:53.000 And they just keep pushing it.
01:58:55.000 And they just didn't realize that they were doing it, like, completely out in the middle of a field, in the open.
01:58:59.000 They're like, oh, [...
01:59:02.000 And I love how the media is all like, oh, well, come back here and face the music.
01:59:06.000 You're not a hero until you come back here.
01:59:07.000 It's like, why?
01:59:08.000 So he can sit and be fucking tortured like Bradley Manning was for years before he's even given to kangaroo court and...
01:59:14.000 Yeah, and you're not saying that.
01:59:16.000 That sounds like an exaggeration.
01:59:17.000 Like, oh, was he really tortured?
01:59:19.000 No, well, he was, yeah.
01:59:21.000 Solitary confinement's torture.
01:59:23.000 And naked solitary confinement, when it was cold.
01:59:25.000 Right.
01:59:26.000 Like, they kept him by himself for years, right?
01:59:28.000 Like, how long did they keep him in solitary?
01:59:30.000 Like, two years.
01:59:31.000 But I think it was like three years before he got a trial.
01:59:33.000 But yeah, he was stripped down naked, forced to be stripped down naked every night and totally dehumanized, no outside contact at all.
01:59:40.000 Very sad.
01:59:41.000 The whole thing is so strange.
01:59:43.000 It's like if we really were this really kind and noble country that we would want to think that we were, we would have this person and we would use this example as an example of...
01:59:54.000 How to treat someone who disagrees with you but breaks the law, how to treat them humanely, how to bring this up in discourse with the rest of the people of this country.
02:00:05.000 But instead of doing something horrific and cruel to them and doing it out in the open and doing it where everybody's aware of it, it's like you're showing your intentions.
02:00:13.000 Your intentions aren't to govern the world and make people live in a better place.
02:00:19.000 Your intentions are to enforce your law with an iron fist.
02:00:24.000 My question is, where's the Apache helicopter pilot who did blow up those AP journalists?
02:00:28.000 I bet he's living large, hanging out.
02:00:30.000 Oh, the guy.
02:00:31.000 You know, the guy who, like, did the war crime in the video that Bradley Manning exposed.
02:00:35.000 Just, like, what a fucked up two-tiered justice system.
02:00:38.000 Well, I don't think that guy's living large, and I think that guy's paying psychologically whether or not he has to go to jail.
02:00:45.000 I guess I meant more, like, on the bigger scale, Donald Rumsfeld.
02:00:48.000 The real torturers.
02:00:49.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
02:00:49.000 The real, like, actual criminals who implemented all, you know...
02:00:52.000 Yeah, could you imagine getting high with Donald Rumsfeld?
02:00:54.000 No, I can't.
02:00:55.000 Getting Donald Rumsfeld to do bong hits.
02:00:56.000 Just get him super paranoid and freaking out and start talking about the Iraq war.
02:01:03.000 Dude, Larry King now works for RT. He interviewed Donald Rumsfeld for like an hour.
02:01:08.000 I was like, damn.
02:01:09.000 Larry King works for RT now.
02:01:11.000 That's fascinating.
02:01:13.000 Larry King.
02:01:16.000 Why does he work for RT? Was that just like he wanted to keep working?
02:01:19.000 Yeah.
02:01:21.000 And he decided after CNN to just go back at it?
02:01:23.000 I mean, I didn't know he was still doing news.
02:01:26.000 I thought he'd kind of retired and was doing like the online show.
02:01:28.000 He's a very nice guy.
02:01:29.000 He's always been a very nice guy to me.
02:01:31.000 I've met him twice.
02:01:31.000 He's really nice, you know?
02:01:33.000 I think he, well, he hosted the third party debates at RT and then RT, like, just offered him a job, I guess.
02:01:38.000 Huh.
02:01:39.000 It's really strange.
02:01:40.000 Well, he's iconic, you know?
02:01:41.000 He's one of those guys that people, even if you don't necessarily want to hear who is being interviewed, people will listen, a certain amount will listen because Larry King's interviewing them.
02:01:51.000 But he doesn't like...
02:01:53.000 Yeah, he doesn't have any opinion at all, so he just asks.
02:01:56.000 Yeah, that's how he can get access to these people like Donald Rumsfeld.
02:01:59.000 So it's like, do you want to...
02:02:00.000 He's not scary.
02:02:00.000 Yeah.
02:02:01.000 Yeah.
02:02:01.000 He has enormous access because he's a threat.
02:02:03.000 Yeah.
02:02:04.000 You kind of have to be that guy if you want to talk to the president.
02:02:07.000 Right.
02:02:07.000 If you're lucky.
02:02:08.000 You know, you have to have a long history of not getting crazy.
02:02:13.000 Mm-hmm.
02:02:14.000 Have you ever been crazy?
02:02:15.000 At all?
02:02:16.000 Probably Geraldo Rivera doesn't even get to interview Obama.
02:02:21.000 You might do something goofy just to get attention.
02:02:26.000 You have to have a certain level.
02:02:28.000 Like a Matt Lauer.
02:02:29.000 You have to prove yourself.
02:02:32.000 Matt Lauer is not fucking around.
02:02:34.000 He's taking this seriously.
02:02:36.000 Katie Couric, she's not doing anything crazy.
02:02:39.000 She's going to ask you questions and be very respectful.
02:02:43.000 You can't be some wild...
02:02:44.000 I remember Geraldo came out in the wake of Michael Hastings' death and he was like, you know, I'm really sorry for the loss of everyone for Michael Hastings, but he did get one of the best generals of the Afghanistan war fired and really, like, fucked up the war.
02:02:55.000 It's like, yeah, that's great taste, dude.
02:02:58.000 Like, days after he dies, just, like, tweeting.
02:03:00.000 Well, he was showing his ass.
02:03:01.000 Yeah.
02:03:02.000 That's what he was doing, showing his ass to the New World Order.
02:03:05.000 Look, here's my ass.
02:03:07.000 I'm gonna love you.
02:03:08.000 I love you.
02:03:09.000 I like that shirtless photo.
02:03:10.000 Yeah, he's an interesting cat.
02:03:12.000 That's why I brought him up, because I was aware of that tweet.
02:03:16.000 He said, one of our best fighting generals.
02:03:19.000 What are you saying?
02:03:20.000 What does that even mean?
02:03:21.000 It doesn't mean anything.
02:03:22.000 We were losing the war.
02:03:23.000 First of all, it has nothing to do with this guy dying.
02:03:26.000 So this guy, did he make things up?
02:03:28.000 What happened?
02:03:30.000 Was this okay what he did?
02:03:31.000 Should he not expose generals who are doing a bad job?
02:03:35.000 I mean, I don't know.
02:03:36.000 It becomes a weird thing.
02:03:37.000 It's like, what, you know, does it arm, does it aid the enemy?
02:03:42.000 That's like the big question.
02:03:43.000 Does it aid the enemy?
02:03:44.000 That's the big question.
02:03:45.000 Do you know who Barry Crimmins is?
02:03:46.000 Political comic from Boston.
02:03:48.000 Old school guy.
02:03:49.000 He's been around a long time.
02:03:50.000 And he said, Bradley Manning was acquitted of aiding the enemy because we're not the enemy.
02:03:56.000 And you're like, oh, snap.
02:03:58.000 And, I mean, that's essentially what, I mean, he definitely violated a bunch of rules and they're most likely going to jail him.
02:04:04.000 But...
02:04:05.000 The problem is he's still facing over 100 years in prison with all the charges, the 19 charges, and there's like six charges of espionage still.
02:04:11.000 But the fact that Obama's actually gone to the level that he has to prosecute whistleblowers and criminalize whistleblowers is so fucking crazy to me.
02:04:20.000 Because he's dredging up this World War I piece of legislation that was used for foreign spies and using it just like willy-nilly.
02:04:27.000 He's like, oh, Espionage Act.
02:04:29.000 Right.
02:04:30.000 Like, why?
02:04:31.000 I mean, what did Edward Snowden do other than tell us about an unjust law?
02:04:34.000 Like, Yes, he broke the law, but he's exposing something that's illegal and unconstitutional.
02:04:39.000 Like, the government's breaking the law.
02:04:40.000 Right.
02:04:41.000 So it's all relative.
02:04:43.000 Yeah, it gets down to that wartime thing.
02:04:46.000 Especially at wartime, you're never supposed to do anything that weakens your government.
02:04:49.000 You know, that was what Geraldo was trying to express.
02:04:53.000 You know, I don't think he realized how people were going to take it, especially after a guy dies.
02:04:57.000 You know, the guy was a reporter, okay?
02:04:59.000 It's not like he made things up, okay?
02:05:01.000 The guy was a reporter.
02:05:02.000 And you can't say, can't help but remember that.
02:05:05.000 You can't say that, man.
02:05:06.000 Right, right.
02:05:07.000 That's stupid.
02:05:08.000 I'm sorry for his lost butt.
02:05:10.000 Yeah, you can't.
02:05:11.000 In the same tweet?
02:05:12.000 Right.
02:05:12.000 I mean, motherfucker.
02:05:13.000 The guy's life isn't even worth a tweet without reminding people.
02:05:17.000 Remember when Geraldo exposed the coordinates, like, during the Iraq war?
02:05:21.000 Did he?
02:05:21.000 Yeah.
02:05:22.000 You remember that?
02:05:22.000 He, like, gave away coordinates.
02:05:24.000 He's the one who fucking...
02:05:25.000 How did he do that?
02:05:26.000 He was, like, fucking reporting from some foxhole.
02:05:29.000 Like, in Iraq.
02:05:30.000 And they were like, you just fucking, like, talk about aiding the enemy.
02:05:33.000 He actually did aid the enemy in Iraq.
02:05:35.000 Oh my god, I have to find that.
02:05:36.000 Dude, you have to look this up.
02:05:37.000 It's amazing.
02:05:38.000 Geraldo.
02:05:39.000 Say, Geraldo.
02:05:40.000 And then I think that's when he got kicked off, like, war covering.
02:05:43.000 Oh, really?
02:05:43.000 Just look up Geraldo exposing war coordinates.
02:05:46.000 Oh my god.
02:05:47.000 Well, he's also the one that interviewed the soldiers that were guarding the poppy fields.
02:05:53.000 Do you know that?
02:05:54.000 Have you ever seen that?
02:05:55.000 I have not seen him interview them.
02:05:56.000 Was he asking them?
02:05:58.000 It's wonderful.
02:05:59.000 This is what's wonderful about it.
02:06:01.000 It's because he's not like, what the fuck?
02:06:03.000 At all.
02:06:04.000 He's like, well, this is just something that we have to do here in this war.
02:06:08.000 Why?
02:06:08.000 Why do we have to do that?
02:06:09.000 Pull it up.
02:06:10.000 Dude, why do we have to maintain the poppy field?
02:06:12.000 Well, it's important because we need heroin.
02:06:14.000 Right.
02:06:14.000 We need latex for our pharmaceutical industry.
02:06:18.000 In order for these people to give us information, we have to let them do what they do.
02:06:23.000 It's rather unfortunate.
02:06:24.000 Even though the Taliban had eradicated opium crop before we invaded and now 90% of the world's heroin comes from Afghanistan.
02:06:30.000 Yeah, that has nothing to do with what we're doing.
02:06:33.000 Is this it?
02:06:33.000 Yes, Fox News live from Afghanistan.
02:06:36.000 Opium field.
02:06:37.000 And we are tolerating it.
02:06:39.000 We are tolerating the cultivation of the opium because we know that if we were to destroy it now, the population would turn against the Marines, and it would be a real security risk.
02:06:48.000 Let me introduce Lieutenant Colonel Brian Christmas.
02:06:50.000 He's the commanding officer of the 3rd Battalion, 6th Marines.
02:06:53.000 Really a wonderful group of Marines here.
02:06:56.000 I know that you care deeply about this contradiction, the fact that here you have one of the best fighting forces in the world ever mounted.
02:07:05.000 It's one of the strangest interviews ever.
02:07:06.000 You're watching as this opium is being grown.
02:07:09.000 I know it grinds at your gut.
02:07:11.000 How do you deal with it?
02:07:13.000 What are you doing about it?
02:07:14.000 Frankly, this is part of the culture.
02:07:17.000 While it might grind in my gut, it's what they do.
02:07:20.000 We provide them security, we're providing them resources, and we're providing them alternatives.
02:07:25.000 And the alternatives are different crops to grow.
02:07:27.000 They're getting the seed and the fertilizer to do it.
02:07:29.000 They can rotate any of their crops that they want.
02:07:32.000 If they want to get rid of their wheat and grow cotton for the winter, they can do that, and we're going to help them do it.
02:07:37.000 So whatever, wheat, whatever, crops, cotton, heroin, whatever.
02:07:41.000 Whatever.
02:07:42.000 We're going to help them out.
02:07:42.000 That's their culture.
02:07:43.000 That's their culture.
02:07:44.000 We don't want to ruin their culture.
02:07:46.000 We don't want to disrupt their culture.
02:07:48.000 We're bombing the shit out of them, destroying everything else, but we don't want to fuck with the opium.
02:07:52.000 There's Geraldo, manscaping, wearing towels.
02:07:54.000 Dude, I swear to God, look up him exposing the war coordinates.
02:07:57.000 I can't.
02:07:59.000 It hurts my feelings.
02:08:02.000 Ordinance.
02:08:03.000 Oh, man.
02:08:04.000 Yeah, the drug war is so ridiculous when you look at something like that.
02:08:07.000 Military kicks Geraldo out of Iraq.
02:08:11.000 2003, 10 years ago, Fox News Channel correspondent Geraldo Rivera is being expelled from Iraq for broadcasting details about future U.S. troop movements in the country.
02:08:22.000 Hey, you fucked up.
02:08:23.000 You made a mistake.
02:08:24.000 Handsome bastard, though.
02:08:26.000 Still, even at this age, still rocking that Harry Reams mustache.
02:08:29.000 Yep.
02:08:31.000 Hey, he made a mistake.
02:08:32.000 I'm sure he didn't mean to do it.
02:08:34.000 Whatever, whatever.
02:08:36.000 Just out there.
02:08:38.000 Heroin, cotton.
02:08:38.000 But I mean, if we're talking about aiding the enemy, it is a pretty funny thing.
02:08:41.000 He fucked up.
02:08:42.000 He didn't mean, I don't think he willingly did it, right?
02:08:45.000 Is that the idea?
02:08:46.000 Is that Bradley Manning willingly did it?
02:08:49.000 Well, Bradley Manning, what he did was start the dialogue.
02:08:52.000 And that's what Julian Assange did, too.
02:08:54.000 He started the dialogue.
02:08:55.000 And these guys are all obviously vilified and turned into monsters because they started the dialogue.
02:09:01.000 But look at that.
02:09:03.000 Oh, shit, Geraldo.
02:09:05.000 It's just really, really, really fucked up.
02:09:07.000 Here's where it really fucked up.
02:09:08.000 The towel's way too low, dog.
02:09:10.000 Right, dude.
02:09:10.000 For anybody.
02:09:11.000 That's way too low for Justin Bieber.
02:09:13.000 You don't want to show those like...
02:09:14.000 Yeah.
02:09:15.000 There's no age when you're allowed to do that.
02:09:18.000 That's too low for Justin Bieber.
02:09:19.000 It's too old for John Mayer.
02:09:20.000 And it's too old for Geraldo.
02:09:22.000 So it covers all bases.
02:09:24.000 It covers like young teens or 20s.
02:09:27.000 It covers 30s and handsome.
02:09:29.000 And above.
02:09:29.000 John Mayer's a goddamn stud.
02:09:31.000 He's a walking god.
02:09:33.000 But you can't.
02:09:34.000 I don't want to see your fuck bones.
02:09:35.000 That's what they call them, the kids these days.
02:09:37.000 They call them the fuck bones.
02:09:38.000 The upper musculature of the hips.
02:09:40.000 I don't need to see that.
02:09:41.000 I definitely saw Haroldo's fuck bones.
02:09:43.000 Yeah, he fucked up.
02:09:44.000 He's crazy.
02:09:44.000 He's crazy for showing us so much.
02:09:46.000 If the guy just had a nice pair of boxer shorts on.
02:09:49.000 Did Bush paint that?
02:09:50.000 You heard about Bush painting, right?
02:09:51.000 Yeah, he paints a lot of cocks, right?
02:09:53.000 He paints himself in a bathtub.
02:09:55.000 He paints himself in the bathtub?
02:09:56.000 Oh, he does his painting while he's in the bathtub.
02:09:58.000 No, no, no.
02:09:59.000 He painted himself.
02:10:00.000 That's the painting that he painted was his sad face looking in the mirror and then his naked body in the bathtub.
02:10:06.000 No.
02:10:06.000 Yeah.
02:10:07.000 Which Bush?
02:10:07.000 Bush Jr. Oh, God.
02:10:10.000 Yeah.
02:10:10.000 Do you imagine the nightmares floating around on that side of that guy's mind?
02:10:14.000 He probably didn't even want to do that job.
02:10:17.000 He's kicking it, painting, hanging out.
02:10:19.000 Yeah, but hanging around with a bunch of dudes with machine guns, just looking left and right everywhere you go.
02:10:24.000 Did you ever see that video of George Herbert Walker?
02:10:26.000 He went into a restaurant, and this guy just starts screaming, you're a war criminal!
02:10:32.000 Awesome.
02:10:32.000 You're a war criminal!
02:10:34.000 And it's...
02:10:34.000 It's really freaky because, you know, no one knows how to deal with it.
02:10:38.000 This guy's obviously willing to get arrested.
02:10:40.000 There's all these Secret Service guys and, you know, he's this old man, this old rickety man.
02:10:45.000 At the very least, I hope these people are hounded for the rest of their lives and tried to be put under citizen's arrest and they can't travel because they're wanted for war crimes in other countries.
02:10:52.000 They've already been declared, like, under international courts to be a war criminal.
02:10:57.000 I hope that they fucking live and suffer every time they go out in public.
02:11:01.000 How rude.
02:11:02.000 Because fuck these people.
02:11:02.000 I hope they take mushrooms and apologize.
02:11:04.000 Look at these.
02:11:05.000 Yeah, that would be great.
02:11:06.000 Is this all Bush's drawings?
02:11:07.000 Yeah, he's got a little puppy dog.
02:11:09.000 Dude, wait.
02:11:09.000 Did you find the one in the bathtub, though?
02:11:11.000 Because these ones were actually hacked.
02:11:14.000 Someone hacked into his email account or something and found...
02:11:16.000 So he's only released the ones that are dogs.
02:11:18.000 Hacked, wink, wink.
02:11:20.000 Hacked, wink, wink.
02:11:21.000 Find the Bush in the bathtub, dude.
02:11:22.000 It's fucking weird.
02:11:24.000 Did you read what Jimmy Carter said recently?
02:11:26.000 Yeah.
02:11:27.000 That we're no longer a functional democracy?
02:11:29.000 Jimmy Carter's amazing.
02:11:30.000 Woo, that's a weird one, huh?
02:11:32.000 Look at that.
02:11:33.000 Bush's painting a bunch of dogs.
02:11:34.000 Wow, that's really bizarre.
02:11:36.000 That's what he does.
02:11:36.000 See, there he is.
02:11:36.000 There he is.
02:11:37.000 Open the...
02:11:37.000 It's him in a tub.
02:11:40.000 Oh my god.
02:11:41.000 Do the one with the face.
02:11:43.000 Wait.
02:11:44.000 There's one of his face in the mirror.
02:11:46.000 Go up and click on the left hand side one.
02:11:48.000 Yeah.
02:11:48.000 Can you enlarge that one?
02:11:49.000 Oh my god.
02:11:51.000 What the hell?
02:11:51.000 Look at his face in the mirror.
02:11:52.000 Zoom in.
02:11:53.000 Zoom in.
02:11:53.000 Zoom in.
02:11:54.000 You can't click on it.
02:11:55.000 You can't zoom in?
02:11:57.000 No.
02:11:57.000 That's as much as you can zoom.
02:11:59.000 Oh, man.
02:12:00.000 Well, his face is quite perplexed looking back at him, like very weird, surrealist, like off to the side.
02:12:07.000 How weird.
02:12:08.000 You know, here's the thing about art, okay?
02:12:11.000 There's one thing if you suck at it, but there's another thing if you're old and you suck at it.
02:12:16.000 Right.
02:12:17.000 It becomes really weird.
02:12:19.000 It's like...
02:12:20.000 It's another thing if you're bush.
02:12:22.000 Yeah, if you're a fucking eight-year-old and you're just learning how to paint...
02:12:26.000 That's one thing, but there's something strange, and I don't know why, about someone who's really old that paints that sucks at it.
02:12:32.000 Because you're like, dude, move on.
02:12:34.000 Like, you're not good.
02:12:35.000 You think that the drawing is one of those things that you either have a talent for or you don't?
02:12:39.000 Like, singing is clearly that way.
02:12:41.000 Singing, to me, like, I have zero singing talent, so I know that I can't do it, but I see people sing that don't have any lessons at all, and they just have a voice that just can carry a note.
02:12:50.000 Do you think that's the way with drawing, too?
02:12:52.000 Yeah.
02:12:52.000 No, I think art is different because there's so many different mediums and I think that we've been conditioned as a society to not approach art and think that, oh, we're not artistic and stuff because really imagination and art are what drives creativity and reinvention.
02:13:08.000 And so every great inventor has been an artist in a sense because he's imagining something that didn't exist.
02:13:13.000 So if we are stifled and we don't You know, by the powers that be or whatever, art and music are the first things cut from public education and really it's fucking up society because people, when they don't express themselves artistically in any sort of fashion, then that's inhibiting their own personal growth and catharsis.
02:13:31.000 Yeah, I think what we were talking about earlier about men needing some sort of competition and sometimes women as well.
02:13:37.000 I think people need a focus.
02:13:39.000 It really helps us to figure things out because we don't have to figure out how to...
02:13:43.000 There's the photo.
02:13:45.000 Look at his face.
02:13:45.000 Oh, it's so weird.
02:13:46.000 How creepy.
02:13:47.000 It's so weird.
02:13:48.000 Even in low resolution.
02:13:51.000 Because we don't have to figure out a way to hunt or fish or defend against enemies.
02:13:58.000 We have this need to make progress and make things happen and figure things out.
02:14:04.000 And creating is one great way to do that.
02:14:07.000 It's like sitting down and doing something, figuring out how to write a story, figuring out how to...
02:14:11.000 Do you think that's why so many people have anxiety now?
02:14:13.000 Because as we've evolved as humans, we needed huge adrenaline rushes to go hunt or to do things like that and fight and get in these altercations.
02:14:23.000 And now we just have this kind of mundane lives where we go to work and sit in front of a computer.
02:14:26.000 So we have this mild adrenaline-like anxiety all the time.
02:14:32.000 I totally think that's part of it.
02:14:34.000 I think the people that I know that have the least amount of that are people that engage in a lot of martial arts.
02:14:39.000 Like most of my friends that do jujitsu are like the calmest, easiest going people to be around because they're just constantly doing that.
02:14:47.000 It becomes a part of their everyday life, this sort of like physical struggle so that they don't need it and they don't look for it in other ways and their body doesn't look for it.
02:14:55.000 That sort of like constant buzz of anxiety could easily be attributed to not blowing it out of your system, not exercising your system.
02:15:03.000 Sort of like a sexual thing.
02:15:05.000 How much we sit all the time.
02:15:06.000 Fucking sitting all day.
02:15:07.000 Sitting's terrible for you.
02:15:08.000 Horrible.
02:15:08.000 Kelly Starrett, one of the guys I've had on my podcast, he's a strength and conditioning specialist and he's got a PhD in something super smart.
02:15:16.000 And he was explaining, he's a doctor, and he's explaining how sitting is the new smoking.
02:15:22.000 Like what's terrible for your body, your spine, your back.
02:15:25.000 Like people are like slumped over and...
02:15:27.000 You know, like, terrible posture and pushed all this pressure on your discs.
02:15:31.000 They've even found that girls in North, not girls, people, in North Korea are getting disc issues because of phones.
02:15:39.000 Because they're looking down all the time, and so they're getting bulging discs in the back of their neck because of their fucking, their posture, their constant posture.
02:15:48.000 You wonder something crazy?
02:15:49.000 Weed is legal in North Korea.
02:15:52.000 Yeah, I heard that.
02:15:53.000 Isn't that a mindfuck?
02:15:54.000 I heard that I blocked it out.
02:15:55.000 It's like such a weird thing that doesn't jive with everything we know about...
02:15:58.000 Yeah, but if you smoke it, they eat you.
02:16:01.000 They serve you to their political prisoners.
02:16:04.000 Maybe that's why they act like the way they are.
02:16:05.000 Paralyzed.
02:16:06.000 Everyone's just super stoned.
02:16:09.000 Completely high.
02:16:10.000 Everyone's out to get them.
02:16:11.000 I'll fucking choose this right now, you bitch!
02:16:14.000 Yeah.
02:16:15.000 Can I... Yeah, did you ever see that Vice special on North Korea?
02:16:20.000 Yeah.
02:16:20.000 When they went to North Korea with Dennis Rodman?
02:16:22.000 Oh, that was so weird.
02:16:24.000 It was so weird.
02:16:25.000 One of the strangest images in life.
02:16:27.000 Dennis Rodman gets up and he's like, I just wanted to say on behalf of my country.
02:16:30.000 You're like, why is Dennis Rodman speaking on behalf of the country?
02:16:33.000 Sure, go for it.
02:16:34.000 It was interesting.
02:16:35.000 It was cool.
02:16:35.000 If you had to choose ten people, he'd definitely be there.
02:16:39.000 Ten people to represent the U.S. I mean, I thought it was cool that he...
02:16:42.000 Yeah, it was fascinating.
02:16:44.000 That the Harlem Globetrotters would go there and be like, I don't know, it's just bizarre.
02:16:48.000 Well, he's a big basketball fan.
02:16:50.000 The young guy who's running things, he's fairly young.
02:16:53.000 Looks like he's like 15. I think he's older than that.
02:16:56.000 But I think he's fairly young.
02:16:58.000 How old is he?
02:16:58.000 Kim Jong-un?
02:17:00.000 No, he can't.
02:17:01.000 See, that's the thing.
02:17:01.000 I can't tell the age.
02:17:03.000 Oh, are you being racist?
02:17:04.000 How dare you?
02:17:08.000 No, it's a compliment.
02:17:10.000 Kim Jong-un.
02:17:11.000 Oh my god, he's 29 years old.
02:17:14.000 Holy shit.
02:17:15.000 That's so crazy.
02:17:16.000 He looks a lot younger.
02:17:18.000 Wow.
02:17:18.000 But that's still extremely young.
02:17:19.000 He's 29 years old and he runs the country.
02:17:22.000 He's got nukes.
02:17:25.000 That might be one of the craziest things I've ever read.
02:17:27.000 That a 29-year-old would be able to run a country with nuclear bombs.
02:17:31.000 A military dictatorship with nuclear bombs.
02:17:35.000 He's a supreme leader.
02:17:36.000 That's what it says here.
02:17:38.000 Kim Jong-un is a supreme leader, son of Kim Jong-il, the grandson of Kim Lee Sung.
02:17:45.000 Whoa.
02:17:46.000 Yeah.
02:17:46.000 We live in strange times.
02:17:48.000 Yeah, but then, you know, I've actually got my horizons have been broadened about North Korea a lot because I've...
02:18:14.000 I'm not justifying it.
02:18:17.000 I'm just saying...
02:18:19.000 You know, it's kind of these last remaining independent states in the world who aren't completely overtaken by hegemony need to either act like they have nuclear bombs and they're going to use them or they're going to get fucking taken out.
02:18:31.000 Look at Libya, Iraq, Syria's in the, you know, the crosshairs now.
02:18:37.000 What do you think?
02:18:38.000 I mean, you're a person who pays way more attention to the political atmosphere than I am.
02:18:42.000 What do you think is going to happen in the next 10, 20 years?
02:18:44.000 If you had a guess.
02:18:46.000 How do you think this is all going to play out?
02:18:48.000 I think that arrogant empires always fall, and we definitely are living in one.
02:18:54.000 Unless we scale back, unless something happens within the US to try to maintain and preserve this country from collapsing, I think we're going to see some fucked up shit go on in the Middle East.
02:19:06.000 We're driving such instability.
02:19:09.000 In the Middle East, if you look back at U.S. policy, you know, we look at the Middle East as like this clash of civilizations and we're kind of trained to say, oh, these people are barbaric, they're so behind where the Western world is, but really ignoring the fact that the U.S. has been propping up military dictatorships and Mubarak and sponsoring his,
02:19:25.000 you know, militarism for the last 50 years.
02:19:28.000 And also in Afghanistan, we're the ones who radicalized Islam there and propped up Bin Laden.
02:19:33.000 I mean, where would those countries be if it weren't for us kind of suppressing that growth?
02:19:46.000 Yeah.
02:19:57.000 We've fucked that shit up for 10 years.
02:20:00.000 And we just bounce.
02:20:01.000 And we're like, whatever.
02:20:02.000 Iraq's just fucked.
02:20:03.000 And then it's on the border of Syria.
02:20:04.000 And Syria's doing the same thing.
02:20:06.000 I mean, it's a mess.
02:20:07.000 And it's a shame.
02:20:09.000 I hope that it doesn't...
02:20:10.000 I see it going into a full-on civil war there in Iraq and Syria.
02:20:15.000 And it just depends on what the U.S. is going to do.
02:20:18.000 Because the U.S. paves the way in terms of world policy.
02:20:21.000 So...
02:20:21.000 I don't think Obama wants to get involved in Syria.
02:20:24.000 I think he's trying to do everything he can and not.
02:20:26.000 But I think there's a lot of pressure from a lot of people to get in there.
02:20:30.000 Ugh.
02:20:30.000 But that's going to be fucking messy.
02:20:32.000 The idea of more wars?
02:20:33.000 More wars, dude.
02:20:34.000 Fucking God.
02:20:35.000 More wars.
02:20:36.000 You know, we had Dan Carlin on from Hardcore History.
02:20:40.000 You ever listen to that podcast?
02:20:41.000 I have heard about it.
02:20:42.000 Fucking amazing.
02:20:43.000 One of his most badass podcasts is about the Mongols.
02:20:46.000 And he...
02:20:47.000 He told a story about how the Mongols invaded Iraq in the 1200s.
02:20:51.000 Essentially, it never recovered.
02:20:53.000 They killed everybody.
02:20:54.000 It killed everybody, threw all their work into the ocean or into the river.
02:20:57.000 The river was black with ink and red with blood.
02:21:00.000 They just slaughtered the town.
02:21:01.000 They said that this was in the 1200s.
02:21:04.000 He was talking about how scholars have argued that today, even in 2013, it's never really recovered.
02:21:10.000 It sort of recovered a little bit, but it was at one point in time, it was one of the...
02:21:16.000 The highest levels of culture and intellect in the world.
02:21:20.000 The Islamic world had many scientists, many scholars, many poets, and all these different really intelligent and well-respected people as far as the intellectuals of the day.
02:21:29.000 They killed all of them.
02:21:31.000 They killed all of them.
02:21:32.000 They threw all their work into the river.
02:21:35.000 They literally wiped out the town, and all that they had learned, and all that they had accumulated, the Mongols just destroyed it all.
02:21:42.000 And then we came along, you know, 2000-whatever, and one more time, just jacked to the ground again.
02:21:47.000 We're talking about the cradle of civilization.
02:21:49.000 I mean, Iran.
02:21:50.000 At one point, yeah.
02:21:51.000 3,000-year-old Persian Empire.
02:21:52.000 I mean, it's facing extinction.
02:21:55.000 I mean, we can decide whether or not we're going to completely fuck up that region of the world.
02:22:01.000 But yeah, I mean, Iraq, and then the looting of all these...
02:22:12.000 I mean, it's just unbelievable.
02:22:18.000 We should be protecting these sites, but I guess we're a little bit too short-sighted to give a shit.
02:22:24.000 Well, I think it's a really strange time as far as our ability to influence events and to change the world and our ability to physically impact the world and our ability to have evolved to the point where we know that that's not a good idea.
02:22:41.000 It's almost like our ability to create movement and to create events is far greater than our ability to recognize the impact of these events.
02:22:51.000 What do you think this is all about?
02:22:52.000 Do you think that it's just a machine that's kind of operating almost on its own in terms of perpetual warfare and the military industrial complex not being able to be scaled down and just like the enormous growth and, you know, need to just attain more and more power?
02:23:06.000 What is that?
02:23:08.000 Well, it seems like that kind of a thing is a trend for human beings that when they get into a position of power, they try to keep pushing it.
02:23:18.000 They don't scale back.
02:23:19.000 They never get comfortable with their salary.
02:23:22.000 They always want advances.
02:23:23.000 They always want bonuses.
02:23:25.000 They always want more money, and every year they want a raise.
02:23:29.000 We want to continue to move forward and forward, and we see that happen where people cut corners or In positions with extreme power, they can manipulate the actual laws themselves in order to allow them to do things that maybe most people wouldn't agree to.
02:23:43.000 But it's sort of the same, in my opinion at least, the same sort of Process or the same sort of pattern that exists throughout the human race.
02:23:54.000 When people get into a position of power, they tend to push it.
02:23:58.000 That's just what we do.
02:23:59.000 When a guy becomes the sheriff in a town and he's got corrupt tendencies, he starts to control the town.
02:24:07.000 It's just like when the technology exists, it will be abused by people.
02:24:13.000 We're good to go.
02:24:32.000 But literally, I can get inside of Abby Martin's head.
02:24:35.000 I can understand.
02:24:35.000 You can get inside of my head, you can get inside of his head, and then you're gonna kill yourself.
02:24:39.000 Once you get into his head, you're gonna go, this is...
02:24:41.000 I didn't even know there's people like this out there.
02:24:44.000 Titty videos on the poop.
02:24:45.000 Yeah, just plungers and all sorts of shit you didn't even think would fit in your ass, and it's just...
02:24:50.000 The point being is that I think that if there's any trend that seems to me to be inevitable, there's two.
02:24:58.000 And one is that things are going to progress.
02:25:00.000 There's going to be a faster laptop next year.
02:25:03.000 The car is going to get more gas mileage and go 0 to 60 quicker, and your phone is going to be lighter and stronger.
02:25:09.000 Do you think there's a problem with that planned obsolescence, though, that we have this system that It knows 20 years down the road the model that they're going to release in 20 years.
02:25:17.000 They're releasing these antiquated models year after year so you can just buy the newest version of them.
02:25:22.000 I don't know how much of that is real.
02:25:24.000 Because I think that in an environment as competitive as the one we experience today, I think eventually the cream rises to the top and the competition is so strong.
02:25:34.000 Like let's put the smartphone market for an example.
02:25:38.000 To develop a smartphone, get it approved by the FTC, then release it.
02:25:43.000 I'm not sure who's holding back shit.
02:25:45.000 I don't know if they really are.
02:25:47.000 I don't know if it's a simple matter of you have to get things approved or this is just what they can do on a mass level now.
02:25:54.000 Say it's a Samsung Galaxy S4 or some shit like that, one of the newest Android phones.
02:25:59.000 I'm pretty sure that's about as good as they can do right now.
02:26:02.000 I don't think they're really holding anything back.
02:26:04.000 But they also know that six months from now, that's going to be dog shit.
02:26:07.000 Because there's going to be an Help Me, Obi-Wan phone that you press a button and it makes a Princess Leia hologram.
02:26:12.000 I mean, that's going to happen.
02:26:14.000 There's a dude from...
02:26:16.000 There's a place in...
02:26:17.000 I think it's Marina Del Rey.
02:26:19.000 It's called Just Cause.
02:26:20.000 It's a motion capture thing.
02:26:22.000 There's this dude named Rubin who took us and showed us how to use this motion capture shit.
02:26:26.000 And one of the things that they showed was that they can take you, you put on a suit, and instead of you being Abby Martin, you're a giant dinosaur, or you're a spaceman, or you're a wolverine.
02:26:38.000 They can just make you whatever you want inside this game.
02:26:41.000 No way.
02:26:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:26:42.000 Without a doubt.
02:26:43.000 So there's going to be a phone within our lifetime.
02:26:45.000 You're going to press a button, and you're going to be able to appear in a Princess Leia outfit.
02:26:50.000 And you're going to be able to say, help me, Obi-Wan.
02:26:53.000 You're my only hope.
02:26:54.000 That's amazing.
02:26:54.000 You could literally be a 3D holiday.
02:26:56.000 That's going to happen.
02:26:57.000 Oh, yeah.
02:26:57.000 We are definitely going to have virtual reality merged with reality.
02:27:00.000 So I don't think there's planned obsolescence.
02:27:03.000 Well, let's go back to the sharing of consciousness thing, because I don't understand how that would work, because how could you really isolate consciousness?
02:27:08.000 I don't either.
02:27:08.000 So we're fucked.
02:27:09.000 I don't think it's isolating consciousness.
02:27:11.000 I think it's accessing.
02:27:12.000 I think it's the ability to access information and the ability to access thoughts.
02:27:16.000 I think one of the first steps, and this is completely hypothetical, folks, people are screaming on science forums, this is not possible, you fucking idiot, mean head!
02:27:25.000 You're right!
02:27:26.000 We're just talking shit here, okay?
02:27:28.000 Relax.
02:27:29.000 But I think one of the things that's probably going to happen is they're going to be able to record memories.
02:27:33.000 They're going to be able to put a hard drive in your mind somewhere in your system that can record your memories more accurately than your own memory can.
02:27:42.000 And that will act as our new memory.
02:27:43.000 It's sort of how you can't really remember that many phone numbers anymore because they're all stored in your cell phone.
02:27:49.000 I know like four or five numbers and that's it.
02:27:51.000 Once those are done, they're out of my system.
02:27:53.000 But I think that we're eventually going to be able to get a version of...
02:27:59.000 Your memory.
02:28:00.000 That's going to be an artificial recording that's in like an HD. It's absolutely perfect.
02:28:04.000 No, then that's incredible.
02:28:05.000 But they already are doing studies where they can, they have like analogs and cataloging dream sequences and almost like deciphering different shapes of people, of what people are dreaming.
02:28:16.000 It's really rough right now, but the technology's there and it's definitely developing.
02:28:19.000 So that's...
02:28:20.000 That's going to fucking revolutionize shit right there.
02:28:23.000 Will your dreams be able to be recorded?
02:28:25.000 Yeah.
02:28:25.000 Are you kidding me?
02:28:26.000 There was a woman, I think, I'm trying to convict it on her memory.
02:28:31.000 There was a woman, it was in another country.
02:28:35.000 Okay, there was a woman who was accused of a crime and they called her into court and tried this test on her.
02:28:45.000 God, it was fucking FTM. I forget what it's called.
02:28:49.000 They figured out how to register or to access her memories.
02:28:55.000 And in those memories, they determined that she had a personal knowledge of the crime.
02:29:01.000 What?
02:29:01.000 And that they couldn't prove that she had actually committed the crime, they couldn't prove whether she was a witness, but she said she wasn't even anywhere near it, and they proved that she had a personal knowledge of the crime.
02:29:13.000 Now, how the fuck...
02:29:14.000 And that was memory-based, it had nothing to do with, like...
02:29:16.000 Yes.
02:29:17.000 Like, lie detector technology or anything?
02:29:19.000 No, no.
02:29:20.000 It was actually just straight up...
02:29:21.000 Yeah, somehow or another, they're accessing memory.
02:29:24.000 That's crazy.
02:29:24.000 Let me see, I'm trying to Google the correct things.
02:29:27.000 Yeah, somebody showed it to me the other day.
02:29:29.000 It's really crazy.
02:29:32.000 I don't have the story in front of me.
02:29:33.000 Next podcast, I'll find it, folks, and I'll get it to you.
02:29:36.000 You fucks.
02:29:38.000 You do a three-hour podcast!
02:29:39.000 I don't even know where this is, you fucking asshole!
02:29:41.000 How about you fucking research shit before you talk about it?
02:29:44.000 Somebody showed it to me.
02:29:44.000 I'm assuming it's real.
02:29:45.000 I'm sure you smart cats will send it to me on Twitter.
02:29:48.000 Did you hear about the cops in Detroit robbing people?
02:29:50.000 Yes!
02:29:51.000 They were real cops.
02:29:53.000 What are we, in fucking Gotham City?
02:29:55.000 Well, Detroit kind of is.
02:29:56.000 Detroit's way scarier than Gotham City.
02:29:59.000 Detroit is.
02:29:59.000 We were just there.
02:30:00.000 Really?
02:30:01.000 Yeah.
02:30:01.000 We filmed the TV show.
02:30:02.000 We went to Zug Island.
02:30:05.000 Zug Island is where they make a lot of cars.
02:30:08.000 It's mostly like a steel factory and plant.
02:30:11.000 And when we were there, we saw houses that were like 50 bucks.
02:30:15.000 We found one online.
02:30:16.000 It was 39. Yeah, $39 for a house.
02:30:20.000 Regular is there $500.
02:30:21.000 There's a lot of $500 houses there.
02:30:23.000 But you wouldn't want to live there.
02:30:25.000 They would have to pay you to live there.
02:30:26.000 It smells horrible.
02:30:28.000 Like a sulfur-y, burning, chemical-y smell.
02:30:31.000 And it's just in the air all the time.
02:30:33.000 And people were fishing in this polluted river.
02:30:36.000 And my friend was like, why are they fishing in that river?
02:30:40.000 I was like, because they need to eat.
02:30:43.000 It's really that crazy.
02:30:44.000 47% illiteracy rate.
02:30:47.000 The highest rate, I believe, of abandoned houses, like the growth of abandoned houses in the nation.
02:30:54.000 Pretty sure I read that too.
02:30:55.000 Might have made that up though.
02:30:57.000 But yeah, we can't, and I'm not, and let me preempt this by saying I'm not advocating bailing out cities, but it is just funny that the government's like, oh, we can't help you.
02:31:04.000 We're going to fucking take all the pensions.
02:31:06.000 But at the same time, we're just going to bail out giant corporations and Fuck it.
02:31:11.000 Maintain 900 bases around the world and spend trillions of dollars fucking maintaining this empire of bases.
02:31:17.000 But we're just going to neglect all the cities here.
02:31:19.000 And yes, there was a lot of corruption in Detroit.
02:31:21.000 Yes, there's a lot of externalities that I'm not taking into consideration.
02:31:24.000 It's just an interesting dichotomy of who the fuck does this government really care about.
02:31:30.000 And again, it brings us full circle to porn.
02:31:33.000 Nobody bailed out porn.
02:31:35.000 Nobody bailed out porn, man.
02:31:36.000 A dude who lived in my neighborhood was a porn guy.
02:31:39.000 Lost his fucking house.
02:31:40.000 Bullshit, man.
02:31:42.000 Nobody cared.
02:31:42.000 You're trying?
02:31:43.000 You're trying to give up?
02:31:43.000 Have him move to Detroit.
02:31:45.000 Yeah.
02:31:46.000 All the people who lost out in the porn industry.
02:31:48.000 Yeah, start porn in Detroit.
02:31:49.000 Free taxes.
02:31:50.000 Those people will fuck you for cheap.
02:31:52.000 They won't eat radioactive fish.
02:31:55.000 They'll fuck you on the cheap.
02:31:58.000 It's a good move.
02:32:01.000 This is the end of the show, clearly.
02:32:03.000 What?
02:32:03.000 We ran out of gas.
02:32:04.000 I'm going to pee.
02:32:04.000 You guys talk a bunch yourselves.
02:32:05.000 Then we'll wrap this up.
02:32:07.000 I'll come back and we'll clean it up tight.
02:32:08.000 Let's play that little clip.
02:32:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:32:10.000 Let's do that.
02:32:11.000 Here we go.
02:32:11.000 Okay, okay, okay.
02:32:12.000 Joe wants to see it.
02:32:13.000 Joe wants to see it.
02:32:14.000 He wants to snap one off.
02:32:16.000 So what do these little lamps do?
02:32:18.000 They're salt, Himalayan and salt lamps.
02:32:20.000 Supposedly they have some kind of energy that comes off of them, but I don't buy it.
02:32:24.000 I think Joe's just a hippie.
02:32:26.000 He's a closeted hippie.
02:32:28.000 So they're actually...
02:32:30.000 Made of salt?
02:32:31.000 Yeah, they're made out of salt.
02:32:32.000 Oh, crazy.
02:32:33.000 So your artwork you do, do you also have a gallery?
02:32:37.000 Or do you have any online where you can buy posters of your stuff?
02:32:43.000 Yeah, absolutely.
02:32:43.000 AbbeyMartin.org.
02:32:44.000 You can check out the gallery there.
02:32:46.000 And I just brought something that I thought you guys would like here.
02:32:50.000 But yeah, I do a lot of abstract art and political art as well.
02:32:54.000 Oh, that's cool.
02:32:54.000 Yeah.
02:32:55.000 Did you go to school for art?
02:32:56.000 No, no.
02:32:58.000 I think art school's kind of bullshit.
02:32:59.000 Yeah.
02:32:59.000 It kind of conforms you to whatever they think art is or whatever.
02:33:03.000 So, it just started off as mostly going to the collage section.
02:33:08.000 Collage.
02:33:09.000 Where?
02:33:09.000 Right there.
02:33:10.000 Oh, bam.
02:33:11.000 It started off as just mostly an outlet because political activism was dominating my life, but then it It ended up being something that I was able to bridge the two together, and it just keeps me sane.
02:33:23.000 I don't get to do it as much as I would like to.
02:33:26.000 And what is this medium you're using?
02:33:29.000 Is this ink?
02:33:29.000 That is all paint pen and cutouts of paper.
02:33:33.000 I do nothing on the computer, so that's all just hand-drawn ink and collage and paint pen.
02:33:41.000 Thank you.
02:33:41.000 Now, do you ever do a live gallery?
02:33:43.000 Have you ever done that?
02:33:45.000 Like a showing?
02:33:46.000 Oh yeah, absolutely.
02:33:48.000 I did a lot of art shows in the past and I did my first political installation.
02:33:52.000 That's a line of riot cops I took a photo of and then just drew over it.
02:33:56.000 What did I miss?
02:33:57.000 You missed a lot of shit, dude.
02:33:58.000 Did I miss out?
02:34:01.000 We're looking at her artwork at abbymartin.org.
02:34:04.000 I love when I don't know something about somebody.
02:34:07.000 It turns out they're badass and shit.
02:34:09.000 Yeah.
02:34:10.000 That's pretty sweet.
02:34:10.000 I like finding that shit out too.
02:34:12.000 Looky here.
02:34:13.000 Badass artist.
02:34:15.000 What's the video?
02:34:16.000 Can you introduce it?
02:34:17.000 Yes, okay.
02:34:18.000 So this is a little compilation promo that I made of what I think are the best clips of the entire first season of Breaking the Set, which is the show I have on RT America.
02:34:26.000 So this is kind of just a little two-minute preview of what the fuck this show's about.
02:34:31.000 Okay.
02:34:31.000 Check it out.
02:34:34.000 F*** the media, f*** the candidates, f*** the corporatocracy.
02:34:37.000 How rude.
02:34:37.000 I can't wait for this f***.
02:34:39.000 To be over.
02:34:40.000 Word.
02:34:41.000 New York Times, welcome to the This Administration Has No Credibility Club.
02:34:45.000 Remind me again why it is that people are worshiping kings and queens in the year 2013. So I have a novel idea.
02:34:51.000 Instead of blaming the whistleblower for trying to evade death by way of the Espionage Act, you actually talk about what the NSA revelations are.
02:35:00.000 In a constitutional public democracy, this is not informed consent by those who are governed.
02:35:04.000 This is manufactured consent, and actually its core is consent in secret.
02:35:08.000 Guys, this is not about safety.
02:35:10.000 It's not about terrorism.
02:35:12.000 This is about chilling dissent and controlling society.
02:35:16.000 Live, live, die, die, die.
02:35:21.000 Isn't he dead already?
02:35:23.000 Conduct these kinds of wars around the world, killing innocent people in the pursuit of a few bad guys, and pretend that it's not going to come back to hurt you.
02:35:30.000 Did you find the logic flawed now looking back?
02:35:32.000 Do you regret your vote to invade and occupy a country to find one man?
02:35:36.000 See, we ought to be critical of highly concentrated forms of power wherever we find it because that kind of power is usually subject to chronic abuse.
02:35:45.000 Hello, Abby.
02:35:46.000 I'm Stephanie from Nestle.
02:35:48.000 We saw the video you post on YouTube criticizing Nestle over water.
02:35:53.000 So here's our response.
02:35:55.000 Walmart's also been described as an economic death star, destroying everything in its path, leaving behind nothing more than a homogenous wasteland.
02:36:03.000 So the harmless activist is now the criminal, yet actual criminal banksters run free.
02:36:10.000 Well, I'm glad this government has its priorities straight.
02:36:13.000 So, do you shackle down your mind and subscribe to old-school paradigms?
02:36:17.000 Or do you liberate yourself by acknowledging reality?
02:36:20.000 Sure, the world would lose its innocence, but wouldn't you rather know the truth?
02:36:34.000 Powerful Abby Martin.
02:36:36.000 You're all angry and shit.
02:36:37.000 You're like causing a revolution or something.
02:36:39.000 I'm just pissed.
02:36:40.000 And you don't see people who are like...
02:36:42.000 Pissed on TV? Yeah.
02:36:44.000 But RT allows you to be pissed.
02:36:46.000 But I should say that you're very pleasant, you know, by saying you're angry.
02:36:50.000 You're kind of angry when you're doing these clips.
02:36:51.000 If someone didn't know you and they saw that, they would think like, wow, this is like a really intense check.
02:36:55.000 But you're very pleasant.
02:36:56.000 You're very normal.
02:36:57.000 It is funny that you say that because everyone I've met, they're like, wow, you seem like you're really intense.
02:37:02.000 I'm like, yeah, I'm pissed off when I'm talking about this shit, but I can also be a normal person who can have conversations about different things.
02:37:09.000 Yeah.
02:37:10.000 Ultimately, it all boils down to, you can't deny what's going on.
02:37:15.000 And so many people are.
02:37:17.000 And if it's not for people like you that come up and go, hey, quite honestly, what the fuck is happening?
02:37:23.000 If that doesn't happen, it's a real controversial thing.
02:37:26.000 And I applaud you, and this is going to sound condescending, but I have to say it in this way anyway.
02:37:31.000 I applaud you for doing it even more because you're a woman.
02:37:34.000 Because I know that a lot of men don't want to hear women talk about important issues.
02:37:40.000 There's a weird thing, especially old-school-y type men.
02:37:44.000 How many dudes in their 50s want to listen to some...
02:37:47.000 How old are you?
02:37:47.000 29 or something like that?
02:37:49.000 Yeah, 29-year-old chick with a fucking smart mouth talking shit about our military or whatever.
02:37:54.000 They don't want to hear that shit.
02:37:56.000 Old dudes don't want to hear that at all.
02:37:57.000 So it takes a lot of balls or whatever, ovaries.
02:38:01.000 It takes a lot of ovaries.
02:38:02.000 It takes a lot of...
02:38:04.000 Courage to be able to do that.
02:38:06.000 It's a tricky situation when you start talking about shit that other people should have taken care of.
02:38:11.000 It's like, because you're not just saying to old dudes, like, hey, dickhead, you know, like, are you paying attention to what's going on?
02:38:18.000 Like, this is what the government's doing to you.
02:38:19.000 You're also saying, hey, how did you let this happen?
02:38:22.000 You were the ones that were in truck.
02:38:24.000 What are you doing there?
02:38:24.000 Accidentally.
02:38:25.000 You were the ones who were in charge of this.
02:38:27.000 You guys allowed this to happen.
02:38:30.000 Anybody that's upset at the way the situation is right now who had anything to do with it, look at yourself.
02:38:35.000 Look at yourself.
02:38:36.000 Don't get mad at Edward Snowden.
02:38:39.000 Yeah, and I think people have told me that I'm, you know, why don't you provide more solutions or you're like fear-mongering and stuff.
02:38:45.000 I'm like, look, we all need to get this information first before we can even get to what we can do about it.
02:38:49.000 Like, we don't fucking know any of this shit because we've been conditioned to not knowing it.
02:38:53.000 The media is controlled by six corporations and Six corporations that work in concert with the establishment to push their narrative.
02:38:59.000 Six corporations that about 120 people sit on the boards of directors of, that also sit on the boards of directors of defense contractors, Monsanto.
02:39:07.000 I mean, this is what's controlling, it's the corporatocracy.
02:39:10.000 Yeah.
02:39:11.000 The media is allowed to lie.
02:39:13.000 It's about entertainment.
02:39:14.000 It's not about providing information.
02:39:16.000 So it's a shame that I have to work for Russian government to provide the truth about my own country.
02:39:23.000 And it's a shame that there's no outlet here that will allow me to do that.
02:39:27.000 It's amazing that this is, like, when we think about Russia, when you think about Putin, you think about, like, oh, don't piss that fucking guy off.
02:39:35.000 Like, those people are crazy.
02:39:36.000 Like, those people are gangster as fuck.
02:39:38.000 But we don't think about that when it comes to this country.
02:39:41.000 Right.
02:39:41.000 But, meanwhile...
02:39:43.000 Look what the fuck is going on.
02:39:46.000 Look at this.
02:39:47.000 The Edward Snowden thing is a classic situation.
02:39:50.000 They're offering political asylum to a guy that exposed a worldwide spying program.
02:39:55.000 Who else is spying?
02:39:57.000 Is the UK spying?
02:39:57.000 They're spying too, right?
02:39:58.000 They're spying, yeah.
02:39:59.000 Is China spying?
02:40:00.000 Everyone's spying.
02:40:01.000 Everyone's spying, right?
02:40:02.000 Is that what's going on?
02:40:03.000 They're spying on fucking Brazilians.
02:40:04.000 It's like, why the fuck are we spying on Brazilians?
02:40:06.000 Never know.
02:40:07.000 What the hell is going on?
02:40:07.000 That ass.
02:40:09.000 That ass.
02:40:09.000 That ass!
02:40:11.000 Gotta get that Brazilian ass!
02:40:12.000 They found out about Chuhascarias.
02:40:14.000 You ever eat at Fogo de Chão?
02:40:15.000 You ever eat at one of those places?
02:40:17.000 That's how you're supposed to say it if you're cultured, by the way.
02:40:19.000 You don't say chow.
02:40:20.000 Fogo de Chão, you don't say that.
02:40:21.000 You say chow.
02:40:22.000 Chow.
02:40:23.000 But it's funny that the media is acting like, oh, it's a thumb in the eye, it's a middle finger of the U.S. It's like, well, actually, the U.S. set the double standard years ago when we denied repeated extradition requests of actual criminals from Russia.
02:40:34.000 Russia has fucking asked us to extradite multiple criminals.
02:40:37.000 And we said no.
02:40:38.000 Yeah, well, we didn't want to.
02:40:39.000 Same with Ecuador, same with Venezuela.
02:40:41.000 Yeah, but we didn't want to.
02:40:41.000 Right.
02:40:42.000 But so why are we acting so shocked when other countries don't do it?
02:40:45.000 Why are we acting so shocked when Russia's like, no, we're not going to extradite this guy?
02:40:48.000 Isn't it funny that we keep saying we?
02:40:50.000 Yeah.
02:40:50.000 I need to stop doing that.
02:40:52.000 I try to, too, but it's so easy to do.
02:40:54.000 I know.
02:40:54.000 It's so easy to go, we're the ones who...
02:40:56.000 Right.
02:40:57.000 That's what pisses people off, though.
02:40:58.000 I know.
02:40:59.000 They're like, don't call it we.
02:41:00.000 It's like, well, okay.
02:41:01.000 It's somebody.
02:41:02.000 Yeah.
02:41:03.000 This should be a better account of what the fuck we stands for.
02:41:07.000 Yeah, I'm sick of just saying the US government, the this.
02:41:11.000 That's the real problem with conspiracy theory type talk.
02:41:14.000 The government's trying to...
02:41:15.000 How much of the government?
02:41:17.000 Because the government itself, it's the IRS, the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, a lot of them which don't even like each other.
02:41:23.000 Even though it's not us necessarily doing it, we are sponsoring it with our tax dollars.
02:41:28.000 So it really is we, in a general sense.
02:41:31.000 Sure.
02:41:31.000 In a very general sense.
02:41:32.000 Very general sense.
02:41:33.000 But when we think of the responsibility for the actual action itself, and then we say, we did this in Afghanistan, we did this in Iraq.
02:41:38.000 I didn't fucking slaughter any Afghanis.
02:41:40.000 Yeah.
02:41:41.000 It gets real tricky when you get into the we.
02:41:45.000 Strange times, Abby Martin.
02:41:47.000 Do you think about that?
02:41:49.000 Historically, to be a reporter, this is one of the weirdest times ever.
02:41:53.000 It's one of the weirdest times ever to be witnessing society boiling.
02:41:59.000 I guess, though, the statement holds true that every time was the weirdest time for that time.
02:42:04.000 Right, right.
02:42:06.000 But this is the weirdest time ever.
02:42:07.000 Yeah, I think about that a lot.
02:42:09.000 I think because of the advancement of technology and the fact that we are so interconnected and know about all the horrible shit going on at any given time, does it just seem like it's so much more fucked up now because we have access to all of that?
02:42:19.000 We get like an AP newsletter when everything horrible happens?
02:42:22.000 Like, I don't know.
02:42:23.000 Or is there really more like horrible shit going on?
02:42:26.000 I don't know.
02:42:26.000 Well, we definitely have more.
02:42:28.000 If you hear that, it's not me peeing.
02:42:29.000 It's pouring a little coffee.
02:42:31.000 I think we definitely have more access.
02:42:32.000 There's no question about that.
02:42:33.000 So we're going to hear more stories about things that have happened.
02:42:36.000 But I wish I knew how much of it is affecting the actual things that we do.
02:42:44.000 I don't know about that.
02:42:45.000 Well, that's the problem is all we hear on the corporate media is shit that doesn't affect us.
02:42:48.000 Jody Arias case.
02:42:50.000 Zimmerman, I mean, in a grand scheme of things, you can argue that, yes, the Stand Your Ground laws definitely affect people, but did it warrant that much coverage for weeks and weeks and weeks and every detail of the case?
02:42:59.000 Well, here's a perfect example today.
02:43:02.000 Think about all the shit that's going on in the world today.
02:43:04.000 I mean, there's giant chunks Manhattan-size are falling off of fucking Greenland.
02:43:10.000 I think?
02:43:26.000 I'm fighting for my life.
02:43:28.000 It's A-Rod.
02:43:29.000 Oh my god.
02:43:30.000 Because he's suspended for a year.
02:43:33.000 You know what?
02:43:33.000 He only has $270 million.
02:43:37.000 What will he do if he is forced to take a whole year off for using roids?
02:43:43.000 I don't feel fucking bad for him at all.
02:43:45.000 Stop what you're saying.
02:43:47.000 What are you, a communist?
02:43:48.000 No.
02:43:49.000 This is front page news for a reason, because this is the most important story in America.
02:43:54.000 A-Rod suspended, but in lineup during appeal.
02:43:57.000 So he's allowed to go in the lineup.
02:43:58.000 So we can go, hmm, how is this going to play out?
02:44:00.000 How is this going to play out?
02:44:01.000 Let's watch it.
02:44:02.000 It becomes grand drama.
02:44:03.000 It's salacious as fuck.
02:44:04.000 You know what's terrified me?
02:44:06.000 Vice is so awesome.
02:44:07.000 I love that you've been interviewing Shane Smith.
02:44:09.000 Yeah, he's awesome.
02:44:10.000 But dude, this, oh wow.
02:44:11.000 Great guy too.
02:44:11.000 I would follow him taking roids too.
02:44:13.000 No, but the Venice, the Venice one where he was like, Venice is underwater.
02:44:18.000 Holy shit.
02:44:19.000 Yeah.
02:44:20.000 Like underwater for a hundred days out of the year.
02:44:21.000 It's just, that's how much the ocean's rising right now.
02:44:24.000 So it's like the people who are arguing- So how much of Venice is accessible?
02:44:27.000 They've just built bridges all over.
02:44:30.000 So people just walk on these platforms all over the city.
02:44:33.000 100 days of the year, it's totally flooded.
02:44:35.000 So is it rising?
02:44:37.000 How much of a difference is it from before?
02:44:39.000 It's been progressively rising.
02:44:41.000 And Shane Smith is just like, look, these people who are arguing about...
02:44:44.000 Is global warming man-made?
02:44:46.000 Is climate change man-made?
02:44:47.000 It doesn't fucking matter.
02:44:48.000 It's happening now.
02:44:49.000 We don't need to have the argument about fucking...
02:44:52.000 Who did it?
02:44:52.000 Yeah.
02:44:53.000 We did a lot of shit.
02:44:54.000 Yeah.
02:44:54.000 Shit's fucked up and bullshit.
02:44:56.000 What are we going to do about it?
02:44:58.000 That's a quote somewhere in the bottom of a message board now.
02:45:01.000 Abby Martin.
02:45:02.000 Shit's fucked up and bullshit.
02:45:03.000 That's going to be in the bottle.
02:45:04.000 The cork bottle.
02:45:05.000 Yeah, that's a real good point.
02:45:06.000 There was an article about Miami.
02:45:08.000 They were talking about Miami, and within the decade, we'll be underwater.
02:45:11.000 They're like, you can't stop it.
02:45:12.000 Also, because Miami apparently is on a very porous limestone.
02:45:17.000 It's not hard ground, because it's not just at sea level.
02:45:20.000 Great, it's like a giant sponge.
02:45:21.000 Yeah, so they were saying that it's going to be crazy.
02:45:24.000 It's all just going to be a marsh.
02:45:27.000 You're not going to be able to get to your condo.
02:45:29.000 I think the problem with the whole argument is people like Al Gore who are actually profiting off the solutions.
02:45:33.000 The carbon credit thing I think is bullshit.
02:45:36.000 You can't trade pollution and somehow think that's going to be fucking the answer.
02:45:40.000 And then when you see things like the meat industry not getting penalized for the fact that they are creating the majority of carbon output.
02:45:48.000 Is it the meat industry that's doing that?
02:45:50.000 It's the methane coming from farts.
02:45:52.000 Cow farts?
02:45:53.000 Yeah.
02:45:53.000 So the methane from cow farts are the biggest problem the world has ever known.
02:45:58.000 I think it's a large percentage of carbon emissions.
02:46:01.000 But the fact that we're not even talking about that, it's like the burdens put on the consumer where we're like, calculate your carbon footprint.
02:46:08.000 I think people are like, what the fuck is going on?
02:46:10.000 I can solve this.
02:46:11.000 We need to put cups over the back of cows' butts, tape those bitches down, and capture all that methane.
02:46:17.000 Just capture it.
02:46:18.000 You know what?
02:46:18.000 Put them in the dome, like that Stephen King book.
02:46:21.000 Put all the cows inside of the dome.
02:46:24.000 Is that one of those cows that has a...
02:46:27.000 Look at the balls.
02:46:28.000 Jesus Christ.
02:46:30.000 Look at the size of that fucking ball.
02:46:32.000 They could capture it.
02:46:33.000 Why can't they capture it?
02:46:35.000 Can't they figure out a way to dome them cows in and suck all the methane out of the dog?
02:46:40.000 You could put a man in orbit in a space station floating above the planet and he could fucking Twitter from up there.
02:46:49.000 You telling me you can't dome up a few cows and suck them farts?
02:46:52.000 Turn them into resources?
02:46:55.000 Isn't that possible?
02:46:55.000 It seems like it should be possible.
02:46:56.000 It should be, right?
02:46:57.000 Yeah, if we can figure out how to do satellites, we should be able to figure out how to suck methane out of the air.
02:47:02.000 Out of cows' asses.
02:47:03.000 The future.
02:47:04.000 Gloomy or rosy?
02:47:06.000 Abby Martin.
02:47:07.000 I think it depends on your perspective.
02:47:10.000 I hate people who are like, oh, I don't look at positive or negative news.
02:47:13.000 Is that your grandma's impression of your grandma?
02:47:15.000 Oh, I don't look at you.
02:47:16.000 Oh, I don't look at news because it makes me sad.
02:47:18.000 I don't have email.
02:47:20.000 Or like, oh, I'm just really positive.
02:47:21.000 I just like don't.
02:47:22.000 Oh, no, that's just too negative.
02:47:23.000 It's like, well, this is fucking reality.
02:47:24.000 So you're going to intake reality and figure out how you're going to relay your own message of what reality is.
02:47:30.000 Like, that's fucking truth.
02:47:31.000 So if you're going to reject a whole portion of the world because you don't want to fucking be negative, then...
02:47:36.000 That didn't really answer your question.
02:47:37.000 I think that it can go either way.
02:47:39.000 It does.
02:47:40.000 You're just sort of hedging your bets.
02:47:41.000 Yeah.
02:47:42.000 Yeah.
02:47:43.000 It can go either way, right?
02:47:44.000 Do you think, do you have a responsibility being in a position where people are listening to you to talk about certain things?
02:47:50.000 I think, yeah.
02:47:52.000 I mean, I think I have the responsibility.
02:47:53.000 Or is it just natural?
02:47:54.000 I mean, I've been passionate about this.
02:47:56.000 I started off as an anti-war activist, and then I just went from there realizing that all this shit was censored.
02:48:03.000 Why is it censored?
02:48:04.000 And then getting into media.
02:48:05.000 And so I've been passionate about this stuff since I was 17. You know, out in the streets doing activism.
02:48:11.000 You were in the streets?
02:48:11.000 Mm-hmm.
02:48:11.000 At 17?
02:48:12.000 Mm-hmm.
02:48:13.000 What are you doing out there?
02:48:14.000 Fucking trying to lobby against us not blowing Iraq up.
02:48:17.000 When you were 17?
02:48:18.000 Yeah.
02:48:19.000 Wow.
02:48:19.000 How many people listened?
02:48:23.000 They were like, bitch, come on.
02:48:25.000 You're fucking 17. How many people listened to 17-year-olds?
02:48:30.000 Yeah.
02:48:30.000 It's an unfortunate aspect.
02:48:32.000 Well, what's crazy is that there was millions of people in the street saying the same thing, but we were ignored.
02:48:37.000 When you see, like, Occupy Wall Street and shit like that, do you think that that has a positive effect?
02:48:43.000 Absolutely.
02:48:43.000 You think so?
02:48:44.000 Yeah.
02:48:44.000 I think that it really got the debate into the 99% versus the 1% kind of realizing that we all have...
02:48:52.000 So many problems.
02:48:53.000 And when people demonized Occupy and saying, oh, you guys can't get a consolidated message, what the fuck is this all about?
02:48:58.000 It's like, well, there's fucking 99 problems.
02:49:02.000 And a bitch ain't one.
02:49:03.000 But no, I mean, there's seriously so many problems facing us, and it all stems from the same system, so I don't blame the movement for not galvanizing behind one message.
02:49:11.000 The problem with Occupy is that it was so...
02:49:15.000 It would be like homeless people would be doing open mics and shit.
02:49:18.000 Like doing the mic check.
02:49:20.000 So it's like, dude, you can't...
02:49:22.000 Mic check!
02:49:23.000 Mic check!
02:49:24.000 And everyone's like, mic check!
02:49:25.000 And you're like...
02:49:25.000 I need a sick of it!
02:49:29.000 I need a sick of it!
02:49:31.000 Well, there was a cultural aspect to the whole Occupy thing that got a little strange.
02:49:35.000 And that was that mic check thing.
02:49:36.000 People would do that in courthouses.
02:49:39.000 Mic check!
02:49:40.000 And people would yell it out.
02:49:41.000 It was very military.
02:49:42.000 I think there needs to be some sort of leadership.
02:49:45.000 But then again, I think that there needs to be...
02:49:48.000 If we had a true democracy, it would be...
02:49:50.000 And I think if we had people actually having democratic input, but the thing is we don't have that.
02:49:57.000 We have one delegate that can go and fucking...
02:50:00.000 The electoral college is bullshit.
02:50:02.000 We don't even have, like, direct representation.
02:50:03.000 So it's just...
02:50:04.000 It was a good concept, and I think it's the start of it.
02:50:08.000 You know, it was cracked down brutally by militarized riot police all across the country on a federal level.
02:50:13.000 I saw it firsthand.
02:50:14.000 I was in Oakland living there, and it was a fucking police state, dude.
02:50:18.000 I was like, why are you guys expelling so many resources to shut down a little camp of, like, a hundred people?
02:50:24.000 It was, like, fucking a thousand police.
02:50:26.000 Full riot gear.
02:50:29.000 Treating it like a riot.
02:50:31.000 I don't understand.
02:50:32.000 If you're dressed as a paramilitary troop, I don't understand why you need to be using these crowd control methods if there's no riot.
02:50:42.000 I don't know.
02:50:42.000 It's just bizarre.
02:50:43.000 It's the old generation fighting the new generation.
02:50:45.000 It's part of what it always is going to be.
02:50:47.000 There's always going to be a resisting of change and trying to fight back the angry hordes.
02:50:52.000 I mean, it's very similar.
02:50:54.000 If you're dressed like a troop, you're going to act like a fucking soldier.
02:50:57.000 You know what I've described it as?
02:50:59.000 Treat us like an enemy.
02:51:00.000 I've described Operation Occupy Wall Street as being sort of like white blood cells.
02:51:05.000 Like they're going around the infected area.
02:51:07.000 They don't know what the fuck they're going to do.
02:51:08.000 But they're making it inflamed.
02:51:10.000 They're causing attention.
02:51:12.000 Like when you get an infection on your knee and you look down, your knee's swollen.
02:51:15.000 That's sort of like white blood cells on Occupy Wall Street.
02:51:18.000 You look down in these areas where these people are camped out and screaming and yelling and doing mic checks all day and that's inflammation.
02:51:25.000 You've got an inflammation spot.
02:51:27.000 You've got a sore.
02:51:28.000 You've got a dirty little sore right there.
02:51:31.000 It's there for a reason.
02:51:33.000 So, future?
02:51:35.000 Rosie?
02:51:35.000 Can we say Rosie?
02:51:36.000 Yeah.
02:51:36.000 Possibly?
02:51:36.000 I think it needs to get worse before it gets better but I have faith in humanity and I think that we can pull things around and I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing if I didn't believe that.
02:51:45.000 Do you like working for RT? I do.
02:51:47.000 I have an amazing amount of editorial control over what I say.
02:51:50.000 Did you ever think that you would say that you like working for Russia?
02:51:52.000 No.
02:51:54.000 It's a pretty fucked up world, isn't it?
02:51:56.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:51:57.000 It's just twisted.
02:51:59.000 It's like I never thought that I'd be having to do that to tell the truth.
02:52:03.000 It's crazy.
02:52:05.000 Powerful.
02:52:05.000 Powerful Abby Martin.
02:52:06.000 So you can follow Abby Martin on Twitter.
02:52:08.000 It's just Abby Martin, right?
02:52:10.000 Abby Martin.
02:52:10.000 And is there a website for your show?
02:52:13.000 Just look up Breaking the Set on YouTube, and I also have Media Roots as my media organization on the side, abbymartin.org.
02:52:20.000 Anything else to say to find people before you bolt?
02:52:23.000 Yeah, just fucking the truth is enlightening.
02:52:26.000 Don't reject it, embrace it, and express yourself, and if you're passionate about something, it's your responsibility to express that in whatever medium you choose, but don't reject the truth and don't turn it off, because we gotta fucking progress.
02:52:40.000 In other words, get it together, bitches.
02:52:42.000 With much love for all.
02:52:44.000 Spread the love and you shall receive.
02:52:46.000 We will see you guys later this week with Greg Fitzsimmons will be stopping by and I got some other shit going on too.
02:52:53.000 I'm going to try to bring in one of these dudes that are angry at me, the chemtrail dudes, and have them sit down unedited for several hours and let them express themselves because they're so pissed at me.
02:53:03.000 Can we bring the Bigfoot guy in, too, at the same time?
02:53:06.000 Why not, right?
02:53:07.000 We will see you freak soon, so until then, go shop with Stamps.com.
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02:53:48.000 Alright, thank you for all the love and even for criticisms because it makes me consider whether or not you're correct or if you're just a cunt.
02:53:55.000 Find out everything through life.
02:53:57.000 Keep it together.
02:53:57.000 We'll see you tomorrow.
02:53:58.000 Or soon.
02:53:59.000 Bye bye.
02:53:59.000 Thank you.