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00:04:37.000At what time do we just stop and go, hey, maybe it's not the best idea to just get your finances all fucking tangled up together, where you want to break up and you can't break up because all your fucking credit cards and bank accounts are together and you own the house together or some crazy shit and you absorb her student loans and now your credit's fucked and...
00:04:58.000She has to deal with the fact your credit's shit, too, because your car got repossessed.
00:05:03.000Together, you're just a fucking nightmare.
00:05:04.000And then you have some lawyers that take the extra third that they, you know...
00:11:17.000Himalayan salt, which is incredibly rich in minerals.
00:11:20.000If you don't know about the benefits of natural salt, if you're thinking about any of these things, whether it's the nootropics, I always urge people to Google it.
00:11:27.000It's a very interesting and fascinating subject.
00:11:30.000And the subject of supplements themselves, there's a lot of data from a lot of people that seem to suggest that it's more important to have diet and that your diet is really where you get all your nutrients from, which I... Agree that the body absorbs nutrients most certainly better from a rich diet and a healthy diet.
00:11:48.000But it's also really good to supplement.
00:12:14.000And I'm trying to get sponsored by APS. Hey, as long as you eat perfect, you don't need supplements.
00:12:18.000Quite honestly, I think there's certain supplements that I would take regardless of my diet, like Shroom Tech for training or just things to give you extra energy or melatonin if I wanted to sleep.
00:12:30.000But I think that if you could eat just nothing but organic vegetables all day and you really ate healthy quantities of it, you'd probably get enough nutrients.
00:22:08.000I started like, oh, Rory McDonald started training MMA. I'm like, so did I. Chris Brennan, man, he was like an early pioneer jiu-jitsu guy.
00:22:18.000He was like one of the first guys around LA to get really fucking good.
00:25:23.00020-some-odd years of doing bad stuff, and then just trying to pull out of it, constantly falling back into it, trying to pull out of it, falling back into it, and now I have a kid, and now I have, for once in my life, I have a positive female influence as far as dating goes.
00:26:37.000I think, and correct me if you disagree, I think that there has to be an element of the fight where when one person is doing something really dominant to the other person, that's gotta count for more.
00:26:50.000When a guy's got a guy's back, like you got his back and you're pounding on him, that's got to count for more than just winning a round, you know, barely.
00:26:58.000Like, if a guy wins a round with, like, strikes and...
00:27:02.000With ten more strikes or five more strikes.
00:27:04.000Or the next guy gets into a really good position and does significant damage, that's not the same point.
00:27:20.000Yeah, I like the half-point idea, actually.
00:27:22.000It sounds nice, but we have people that have no business judging fights.
00:27:27.000And literally, let's say, if I would have won that fight, I wouldn't have gone into some horrible spiral out of control for the next year of my UFC career, right after my very first fight.
00:27:40.000Back to just being stupid and doing horrible things to myself.
00:27:43.000Do you think you would have done that?
00:29:33.000I'm a walking example of what not to do.
00:29:35.000Because most likely, you're not going to get back to where I am.
00:29:39.000Most likely, you're either going to become just a normal human being or you're going to die.
00:29:44.000You either calm down or you're going to die.
00:29:47.000You either figure it out on your own or you're on a bad path.
00:29:50.000I think that for some reason, I've been able to do that and make Get back to greatness and try and do something that no one really ever gets to do, and that's fighting the octagon.
00:30:02.000There's very few percentage of people in the world that actually will ever be able to do this.
00:32:01.000I mean, even just to fight at that pace, I mean, you've got to be on point, because if you're one step behind, I mean, it's just a constant bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
00:32:10.000Well, DJ got caught by Moraga big time in that fourth round.
00:35:08.000But then for a while there, people thought it was like when Brock Lesnar first burst on the scene, people were like, oh shit, you gotta get way bigger, man.
00:35:16.000That's when Frank Neff got way bigger.
00:35:23.000If that's your game, if your game is tuck your face in between your shoulders and plow forward, if that's your game, man, you better be built like that guy.
00:36:28.000I don't know anything about CrossFit, but my roommate, he runs RV Sport for Ruka, and he went to go sponsor some guys and talk to some people and watch it.
00:36:37.000I always thought CrossFit Guys were douchebags.
00:37:56.000If you go back, like if you're a student of the game and you go back just like 20, 30 years, like Angelo Dundee used to tell fighters to not lift weights.
00:40:14.000He beat a man up so bad that he was crying in the fucking corner.
00:40:18.000BJ Penn was a motherfucker, man, for a long time.
00:40:21.000Yeah, that's the kind of fighter I want to get myself to because when people need to fear people, you know, I want to be fucking feared because then people, you know, you beat them up and they cry in the corner.
00:43:01.000She grabbed me from one side and I put my arm out on the chest and just swept the leg.
00:43:06.000That's so dangerous to grab someone in the middle of a fight and she probably wouldn't even think that because she's probably not a violent person.
00:43:14.000My coach pulled me out of school three out of the four years from freshman, sophomore, junior year because after wrestling season I would just...
00:43:20.000So you needed the discipline of wrestling to keep you in check?
00:43:53.000I enjoy, and I can attack it, and I can get really good at it, and it gives me a calmness.
00:43:59.000Because most boys, people who are not boys don't remember it, I guess, when they get older, or they forget because they have problems of their own, they don't want to deal with it.
00:44:08.000But when you're like 15, 16 years old, Fucking crazy.
00:45:17.000You know, going through, like, middle school or whatever, and kids just, I mean, didn't understand.
00:45:21.000I mean, I'd be at private school, and I wouldn't, I never, you know, I was always, you know, you don't talk about stuff like that, especially if you don't want to get in trouble.
00:45:28.000So, of course, I always kept my mouth shut.
00:45:30.000But, you know, I was a degenerate at a young age.
00:45:34.000You know, it was just in me to just, I wanted to be the bad guy.
00:46:21.000I mean, it might not be the physical humiliation of someone forcing you to have sex, but the physical intimidation aspect of it is terrifying, and it changes your perception of reality when you're around that person.
00:46:40.000And it can fuck with people, and it can turn people into depressed people who want to kill themselves because of that, because they can't take the pain anymore.
00:46:48.000And people don't realize it when they're doing it, I don't think.
00:46:51.000I think, you know, they're probably bullied at home, or, you know, someone bullied them, and, you know, they're insecure, or they're beaten, or whatever the fuck it is, or they go to school, and they just cunt out on some little kid.
00:47:00.000But, man, I've seen it have devastating impacts on people.
00:47:05.000I mean, you see it in high school, and what I always did in high school was I would pick on the bullies or pick on the cool kids, because, you know, the class president types, I just liked talking shit, too.
00:47:18.000I got pretty lucky with not getting the fuck beating out of me in high school.
00:47:22.000Yeah, well, see, the only time I ever got really beat up, I think, in Street Fights was...
00:47:28.000Because, obviously, I pick my battles.
00:47:29.000I know, you know, I know I can beat that guy up.
00:47:31.000I'm small, you know, but, like, I would always try and test it, but I got, you know, we used to go as groups, me and my friends, we would go beat up a bunch of skinheads in the next neighboring town, like, all the time.
00:48:39.000Yeah, it's a weird thing, but the interesting aspect of it is that I'm a huge MMA fan, and I don't think you have MMA if you don't have bullies.
00:48:50.000It's really kind of fucked up, but one of the things...
00:48:53.000I mean, it's not everybody, but goddamn a lot of them have been bullied.
00:48:57.000Like, I don't know if Jon Jones has been bullied, but I do know that Jon Jones has a bigger brother, and they used to go at it in the house all the time.
00:49:03.000So, like, it's not bullied because it's not dangerous.
00:49:06.000I mean, it's like your brother, but it's still, like, you gotta fight all the time.
00:49:09.000Oh, my brother used to beat the crap out of me.
00:50:11.000It seems like those days, like, it's funny just, like, watching those old fights and those shoot-the-box guys would all come in like a gang.
00:51:11.000In a lot of ways, I was really happy that Pride existed and that it was as wild as it was because they put together shit that no one would ever sanction.
00:57:14.000When he knocked out Bob Sapp, Bob Sapp was 3-fucking-70, and Mirko Krokop, no, he right-handed him, or left-handed him, straight left to the eye socket, remember?
00:57:23.000Oh, and broke his eye, okay, and then he...
00:59:14.000Yeah, fat fingers, and apparently the way it's designed, it makes you curl your hand more, keep it curled, whereas the UFC ones, do you feel that the UFC ones make your hand straighten out?
01:00:35.000Because, you know, Marco was in our area, and I had some friends that trained over there, and I remember just, like, I would stop in there every once in a while, and I was just like, man, this guy might actually die in this one.
01:02:17.000Yeah, I mean, there was a few exchanges on the ground where he was inside of Krokop's guard, but for the most part, it was a kickboxing bout that he won.
01:02:45.000Ran him and slammed him and then literally just swept him and torqued his arm.
01:02:49.000That Kimura, that reverse arm bar, whatever it is, that was beautiful.
01:02:54.000And it was like the seconds after getting slammed on his head in one of the most ridiculous suplexes ever attempted in MMA. Yeah.
01:03:01.000And Randeman, if you never saw Randeman fight, Randeman was probably the biggest freak athlete to ever get into MMA. I know that's like a big statement.
01:03:52.000Like if Wolverine was a real person, he had that build.
01:03:55.000And god damn that motherfucker could move.
01:03:58.000Renneman would take guys down and take guys down with these powered doubles, like launch them through the air like he was launching hundreds of pounds.
01:04:07.000You know those big looping set up hooks that he would throw like he knocked a crook up with?
01:04:12.000He jumped from halfway across the ring.
01:04:30.000And it's almost like guys that have to, I've always said like if you want to learn technique, like if anybody's like trying to learn jujitsu, learn from a light guy.
01:05:03.000Even if Ford Aspire aren't going to...
01:05:06.000It's weird that a lot of those guys that are super ultra-talented, for whatever reason, they don't achieve the same results that a lot of the guys that are almost...
01:06:00.000The first fight was interesting because Jeremy caught Chuck with an arm triangle from the bottom and put him to sleep, which never happens.
01:07:07.000I think most people will, but he just wilted pretty bad.
01:07:10.000Well, it was just a terrible matchup for him at that time, and I think Tito was already having some back problems.
01:07:15.000I think Tito's back had been fucking with him for a while.
01:07:17.000I mean, you gotta think, he had a real powerful style.
01:07:21.000Tito had this really aggressive attacking style.
01:07:28.000I'm sure if he fought the way he fought, and if he trained for those kind of fights, I bet his training was every bit as fucking brutal, and that's an incredible amount of punishment for your body to take.
01:07:38.000My coach is the one who had him there.
01:08:05.000Because people realize that during his era, he was incredibly dominant.
01:08:09.000Even if he lost to Chuck Liddell or whoever he lost to, during Tito's era, when he was on top, when he beat Evan Tanner, when he slammed him and KO'd him, rest in peace Evan Tanner.
01:08:39.000Get you down with, you know, with clean wrestling, and then him, like, maybe he didn't punch that hard on the feet, but when he got on top of you...
01:08:57.000Because he's one of the best at doing it inside the guard.
01:08:59.000Everybody I say, if I see someone doing a ground and pound thing in the guard, I always think, well, this guy would do better if he would get out of this position.
01:10:00.000You know, it's interesting, the volume of strikes that you guys deal with in the flyweight division, it's got to be higher than, by far, than any other division, right?
01:10:12.000Has anybody ever compiled it and tried to see what the volume of strikes is?
01:10:31.000But the amount of actual beats that actually go on, whether it's movement, steps, strikes, landed, and the accelerated aspect of that in comparison to maybe other weight classes where they don't move as much, I wonder if that has an impact on your body getting to a certain point and just saying,
01:13:34.000If you look at Brazil and the international MMA scene, I mean, fucking across the board from the old days, the very first one, Hoist Gracie, to go over just all these different dudes that are Anderson, Shogun, you know, just all throughout the list,
01:14:17.000And Jeeva, my jiu-jitsu coach, Jeeva the Arm Collector, Santana, he got, you know, he, like the guy didn't, like the guy, they just go super hard and the guy hit him with like a spinning heel kick and hit him in the ribs and just like separated a rib or something or hurt him.
01:14:34.000And they're like, man, those guys, they're fighting.
01:14:39.000They're trying to knock each other out.
01:14:40.000Like, Jean Carre knocked some dude out and woke him up and the guy kept sparring.
01:14:52.000They build a tougher product than I think anywhere else in the world.
01:14:56.000Do you think it's just the extreme poverty that's close by, that you're getting a lot of, like, real intense, like, need to get the fuck out of there and elevate your position?
01:15:06.000And this is an opportunity to become Anderson Silva.
01:15:37.000Where you're seeing high level females...
01:15:39.000You know, you're seeing like really high-level MMA fights that are happening in female divisions.
01:15:45.000They're going to have to expand female divisions in the UFC. Yeah, we have one of my training partners, a girl at my gym that's the Invicta champ, Carla Esparza.
01:17:20.000It's an interesting thing, isn't it, that MMA, over maybe the past decade or so, has really developed a way to professionally approach things.
01:17:29.000Whereas there was a lot of variation just 10 years ago in training methods, and a lot of people did a lot of stupid shit.
01:22:12.000It's one of those weird things where people have been upset at me if I've done commentary on them losing in spectacular fashion that I sort of emphasized it made it suckier than it was.
01:25:54.000I see how you would want, definitely, if you have that opinion about it, whether it's a woman or a man, if you have an opinion about a referee that you don't think is good, I think that would be important to make sure that's one less thing you have to think about.
01:26:05.000Do they give you a hard time about that?
01:27:05.000I really believe this, and this sounds like stupid bullshit, but I think that they should consider having one extra vote, one extra judge, and that one extra judge should be the internet.
01:27:33.000And then you get a few red flags if you made some questionable decisions and then you get removed from the queue and you can't judge anymore or you can't judge high-level fights or you have to prove yourself or whatever the fuck you gotta do.
01:27:45.000But I think having that as a fourth judging...
01:28:31.000It's something that we complained about for a long fucking time before they finally gave in and started giving them screens.
01:28:37.000Because there's certain angles where if I'm on one side of the cage and there's a ground fight going on on the exact opposite side of the cage, I can't see what's going on.
01:28:46.000If a guy has his back to me and the other guy has...
01:34:12.000Yeah, that's just got to be unbelievably bad for your body.
01:34:16.000It's just got to be unbelievably bad for your body when you have that nutty seesaw, right?
01:34:21.000Yeah, I honestly probably think it takes a year or two off your life every time you do it.
01:34:25.000The most I've ever cut was 18.8 in the last 20 hours.
01:34:30.000It's a different thing for you, though, too, because of the percentage of your body weight, as opposed to a guy like Johnson, who's 50, 60 pounds heavier.
01:40:42.000And jumping off, the 36-year-old Hinkler said that the pod is the only thing that has kept her rumboid arthritis at bay.
01:40:49.000And then she left her job in finance, sank her life savings into this, and saw her business nearly go under until word started spreading around.
01:43:00.000I thought it was bullshit, but if it did actually help because everybody else had them on, I was wearing it.
01:43:05.000You know, the only reason why I was willing to believe...
01:43:07.000Look, I've been willing to believe a lot of dumb shit in my life.
01:43:10.000Psychics and fucking tarot card readers.
01:43:13.000I've been willing to believe a lot of stupid shit.
01:43:15.000But the reason why I didn't believe in this one when it got down to it was that the dude who was trying to demonstrate it on me was trying to do carnival tricks.
01:48:28.000Yeah, and there's a lot more creatures that want to eat you.
01:48:31.000You know, sharks come swimming up next to you, but like, you know, like living on the beach at, as a senior in high school, you know, he was never home.
01:48:38.000My parents had gotten divorced at that point.
01:48:40.000I had his brand new car to drive, brand new Porsche to drive around.
01:51:26.000I mean, as much as I love bluefin tuna, we need to farm it and we need to let it rebuild if we ever want to fish it again.
01:51:34.000Okay, but hold on, there's some fuckery here.
01:51:36.000It's saying supposedly the high prices paid at the annual New Year's tuna auction in Tokyo are a way to celebrate, more likely is about publicity, and do not reflect actual market price.
01:51:50.000Nevertheless, the continued increasing price buyers are paying for bluefin tuna mirrors its increasing rarity.
01:51:55.000Okay, so this is a really unusual circumstance for this.
01:54:29.000Because otherwise, like, sometimes the food would go to waste, and that's terrible.
01:54:32.000And I think they recognized that really early, and they put the kibosh on it, and they said, look, people are just trying to have some fun.
01:54:38.000Let's have them have some fun, catch some fish, but we'll eat the fish.
01:54:41.000So they were going to take it, and apparently they bring it to a luau, and they smoke the marlin.
01:54:46.000Poor little 12-year-old is just sitting there while this marlin gets clubbed.
01:56:59.000Can you imagine if there was, like, tuna that had four legs and would run down a field looking like that, glistening and blue, running like a bullet?
01:57:08.000Fucking up every other animal on its path, a pack hunting, just eating lions and shit?
01:57:12.000Could you imagine if a fucking tuna could run on ground as fast as it could swim?
02:01:03.000They start at like really light, and they go all the way up to 195, and then heavyweight, and that's the deviation.
02:01:09.000Like the UFC, the only gap they have that's more interesting is the 205 to 265. Yeah, that's where they need to put at least, I think, a weight class.
02:01:28.000And I think that a big example of that is between 55 and 170. Especially as you get low in percentage of body weight, those jumps between that one and the 185 to light heavy weight, those are big jumps, man.
02:01:44.000And it's also, you're seeing these guys who are making these cuts to get to 205. Say a guy like John Jones, he's coming down from like 225, 230. Yeah.
02:01:53.000Like, big as shit at 205. And if you're, like, kind of, like, don't want to cut weight, but you're really a 185-er, and you see him, you go, oh, God, no, I gotta lose the weight now.
02:02:06.000Like, you gotta be realistic about this.
02:02:08.000Yeah, and especially because the way the sports have evolved, people get stuck in certain weight classes because they're good for that weight class.
02:02:15.000And then they try and cut weight, or they try and gain weight, and then they end up not having the advantages, you know, that they had before.
02:03:26.000But I'm just saying, we're building better athletes in the gym, but we have to now, which I get as a good thing, if we want to build a tough kid, if we want to make him tough, we'll build him in the gym.
02:03:51.000I'm glad you're really honest about that, man.
02:03:53.000I think it's really important because I think, you know, there's a lot of kids out there that are fighting that watch a guy like you and look up to you and when maybe they might be on a similar path and they hear that and they can learn from your mistakes.
02:04:04.000Yeah, I've made just about every mistake there is, you know, whether it's that or dying of drugs, you know, drug overdose or whatever, or Whatever.
02:04:14.000There's so many things that I feel like I can share.
02:04:18.000If I can help one person change, that'll work.
02:04:22.000Obviously, I'd like to help as many as possible.
02:04:26.000Especially the people that are closest to me.
02:04:29.000We've got some amateur guys that I'm trying to turn into super athletes.
02:04:32.000They already are, but just get them focused and ready and not make any mistakes.
02:04:36.000It's very difficult for a fighter to transition from being a fighter to Yeah.
02:05:05.000The thing that I always try to stress with people is that one of the best things about martial arts is the development of the ability to do something good.
02:05:14.000To be good at something and know what it's like to be good at something.
02:05:16.000And then from there, you knew how hard it was to get good.
02:05:32.000As long as there's not some crazy physical limitation.
02:05:35.000Yeah, that's what I tell people, because they always turn to me for rehab stories, you know, drug stories or whatever, because I've been to two rehabs and whatnot.
02:06:50.000It actually gave me some perspective on life because I was just such a mess for so long.
02:06:56.000But isn't it crazy to be a guy who's such a mess and is wild and with this really self-destructive style of living, especially with regards to drugs and your body, but you're a professional athlete.
02:07:30.000If I would have spent those extra, I mean, hours that I was doing stupid things...
02:07:37.000Believe me, I've done calculations to everything.
02:07:39.000I could have put in that, because they say it's 10,000 hours to master something, you know?
02:07:45.000So I could have put an extra 10,000 hours into jiu-jitsu, an extra 10,000 into kickboxing, an extra 10,000 into wrestling.
02:07:53.000If I would have done that, because I've been training for that long, I could have fit that in there, I would make everyone else look silly.
02:08:00.000Well, don't you think, though, that there's something about you that is the way you are because of the adversity that you've gone through?
02:11:14.000Okay, that's the kind of racism that Oprah has.
02:11:19.000What Jack Johnson experience is like, it's like, to these people, they wanted him dead.
02:11:25.000And slavery had just ended, like, inside of their lifetime, 1865. So you're dealing with just a few decades later, and all of a sudden there's this dude just knocking white dudes senseless and taking these white chicks and impaling them on this fucking...
02:11:42.000The fucking super dick, the likes of which white women had never seen before.
02:11:47.000They were just following him around and falling out of his car while he was driving down the street.
02:11:50.000I mean, he was like the first black guy ever with a dope car.
02:11:55.000Exactly, to cross that border and just kill it.
02:11:57.000And he just did it like, fuck you, what are you going to do about it?
02:12:00.000He would take them across state lines and try to get them for all kinds of shit.
02:12:02.000Transporting white women across dirt lines that they drove.
02:15:56.000All through the contest, fighters went at each other aggressively, pounding each other with their gloves, inflicting and sustaining tremendous punishment.
02:16:03.000That read like someone wrote it with their pants off.
02:18:15.000If he drops $40,000, it's worth more of his time to keep moving forward than it is to turn around and pick it up.
02:18:22.000What happened was he just didn't turn around to pick up the bonus I just got almost for bludgeoning another man for 15 minutes.
02:18:30.000If he dropped that, he wouldn't pick it up.
02:18:33.000It is crazy if you think about how much more difficult MMA is than almost every other job that you have to do Physically, like besides being a soldier or a cop or a fireman,
02:18:48.000where you're really putting your life in danger on a daily basis with fires and bullets, take all those out, and then ambulance driver, pretty fucking dangerous.
02:18:57.000There's a few race car drivers, dangerous as shit.
02:19:00.000But MMA fighter's a fucking scary one.
02:19:02.000That's one of the most dangerous jobs you can have, other than like crab fishing, those fucking crazy assholes.
02:22:01.000People don't like that idea, but it does become a real problem.
02:22:06.000The game wardens in these areas and the Department of Fish and Game, they're very meticulous about keeping track of numbers of both animals that are prey, like deer, and then animals that are also predators, like cats and bears and shit like that.
02:22:43.000People that are like, especially people who are animal rights people or people who love animals, there's a lot of people that their dogs are like their best fucking friends.
02:22:50.000It's the only thing that they can count on for love.
02:25:56.000My mom was saying when she went to go hunt a doll sheep, that, of course my stepdad's not going to tell her, but a bear was tracking them the whole time.
02:26:18.000It's so crazy because you can get there at the wrong place in the wrong time.
02:26:22.000You can get there when there's an old bear that can't catch moose or deer anymore and they have worn out teeth and they see you and they're like, oh, I can catch you.
02:27:38.000These folks live in a really remote part of Alaska, and they have a homestead where they're responsible for everything.
02:27:48.000They're responsible for all their own repairs and their equipment.
02:27:50.000They get all their own meat from either cows that they have to butcher, because they run cattle, or animals that they hunt, whether they hunt bear or moose.
02:27:58.000And they have very specific chores they do, and they have maybe four or five months a year where they're just trying to keep it together, and then it's bundle up for the cold.
02:28:07.000And their whole life is about preparing for the cold.
02:28:11.000And they're just fucking storing fish, and every day is just a mad dash, getting up at six, pulling nets of fish in, freezing them, smoking them.
02:28:20.000Everybody's working around the clock, and then the fucking frost comes in.
02:28:25.000The river freezes over the point where you drive cars on it.
02:29:29.000He flies for months and camps out in the woods.
02:29:32.000He's got, like, these shacks up there, and he runs these trap lines and just kills animals.
02:29:36.000In the wintertime, it's, like, apparently easier to kill them because they're desperado, and they go and find the bait and snap down on them.
02:29:42.000And this guy just takes it all and freezes them and skins them and then brings them back home.
02:29:46.000He lives out there by himself for months and months at a time.
02:31:41.000Do you feel like that that's a primal thing too?
02:31:43.000I mean, not obviously on the same level as fighting, but there's something about the satisfaction that you get from acquiring your own food.
02:32:47.000There's an elk that they found that froze to death, like trying to cross a lake or something like that, like standing up, frozen.
02:32:54.000It was trying to, whatever it was, maybe tall snow, and it stuck standing up, and animals have eaten big chunks off of it, so it is like this freaky carcass of this standing up zombie elk that has these chunks taken out of its body,
02:34:55.000Let me ask you about some upcoming fights.
02:34:58.000People always request this, and I never get around to it.
02:35:02.000When fighters are on to talk about upcoming cards, because there's a bunch of really interesting fights coming up that people are interested in.
02:35:12.000First of all, I've got to ask you, what do you think about Anderson and Chris Weidman, the rematch of that fight?
02:39:40.000They are going to beat the crap out of each other.
02:39:42.000People who don't know, if you don't remember John Howard, and you've seen Uriah Hall from Tough, who just had some of the most wicked knockouts in the history of the fucking competition.
02:39:53.000The Ultimate Fighter is like, the highlight reel of the Ultimate Fighter, without a doubt, at the top is Uriah Hall.
02:41:07.000Because when you get a guy that's very Muay Thai, you know, sometimes that random shit's either going to work really well or it's going to get you in some trouble and you're going to take a fucking beating.
02:41:26.000It's an interesting thing because Uriah obviously has a lot of Muay Thai skills as well, but he also has a lot of traditional karate style, taekwondo style techniques.
02:41:36.000It's always interesting when you see the clash of those two.
02:41:39.000I was actually just talking to Leota's brother on the way back from the fight to the hotel, and it was kind of awkward.
02:43:48.000They definitely need to figure this out, because...
02:43:51.000There's been so many, I mean, put my shitty call aside, I mean, there's been so many that are bad.
02:43:56.000I mean, they need to have, maybe it's a scoring system, where a takedown is this much, you know, but it just has to be thought over by a big group of people to just figure out every angle, you know?
02:44:11.000People are going to keep on getting screwed no matter what.
02:44:13.000And for folks who don't understand, again, we talked about, if you're not a fan of the sport, the state athletic commission is the one who choose the judges.
02:44:22.000And, you know, the rules are in place essentially like piggyback from boxing.
02:45:04.000How much damage does he take and is it equal to all the punches that he landed before he was taken down?
02:45:10.000It becomes a weird situation of, like, what's worth more?
02:45:13.000Forcing the fight into the area where the fighter wants it, whether it's through a takedown, or forcing the fight by standing up and landing strikes.
02:45:34.000Especially not some random person who got their job just because they know someone who works there.
02:45:40.000Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they teach them some stuff, but my take on it has always been there's so many fans out there that would love that gig.
02:45:46.000And they're like huge fans of MMA and would do a good job.
02:46:47.000He had a completely different shape to his body when he came back after testing positive for testosterone.
02:46:55.000When you do that, I have no reason to believe that he didn't accidentally get this injection by this doctor who was going to fix his shoulder.
02:47:05.000It might have happened that way, you know, or it might have been that in Pride and in these other organizations in K1, you could get away with doing things, and then when you get off those things, the problem is your body doesn't exactly know what the fuck can do.
02:47:36.000When he was fighting Brock Lesnar, and I'm not saying he was juiced up, but let's just say, for instance, if he was juiced up then, god damn he looked good and scary.
02:47:43.000Dude, that fight against Brock Lesnar, he ragdolled Lesnar.