In this episode, the boys talk about the pride parade, the gay pride weekend in LA, and the craziness that is the gay community in Los Angeles. Also, we talk about how much money it takes to be gay in the big city, and why you should get a house in a gay neighborhood if you can afford it. We also talk about what it's like to be a gay man in LA and the crazy things that go on in the gay neighborhood, and how much it costs to buy a house there. We also discuss how to get your shit together if you don't live in a big city like L.A. and how you should be able to afford to buy your own house if you're gay and you want it to be on par with the rest of the gay neighborhoods in the city. Also, Matt talks about how he bought a house for $850,000 and plans to knock it down and build a new one in the place he grew up in. We talk about his new house in Columbus, Ohio and how he's going to pay for it, and what he wants to do with the money that comes with it. Finally, we discuss the pros and cons of buying a house on the cheap and how it can be built on a lot of land and leveling it in order to make it into a nice, bigger house. Enjoy the episode, and stay tuned for the next episode! Stay tuned for a new episode next week! Stay Queer, Queerboyz! xoxo, Matt and the boys. (and the boys that came up with the idea for the title "The Gay City" and the name of the podcast "The Queer City" . Music: "The Pride City" by Matt Fultos, "We Are Queer" by Joe Rogan, "The Blondes of Los Angeles" by The Rave Crew, "Noah and the Boys Who Know It All" by and "The Boys Who Love It All About It All (feat. by The Boys Who Need a Home" by the Crew, by , & , and , "The Boy Who Cameo, and , we are Queer. and much more! and we are so Queer is Queer Is Queer and We're Queer & We Know It's Queer by Matt and We Don't Have It All
00:06:46.000Look at that giant chunk of street missing.
00:06:50.000There was a video that they had online that had this giant chunk of street just wash away in front of these people and their cars fell into it and they were videoing the waterfall smashing into these cars.
00:07:58.000And I think that situation is very unstable.
00:08:01.000They're coming up with all these unique and novel ways to try to contain the radioactive water.
00:08:06.000For folks who don't understand it, and I'm one of them, but I'm going to reiterate some shit that somebody said that doesn't understand it, what they were basically saying is you can't cool that shit down.
00:08:16.000You have to continue to pump water on it in order to try to cool that area down.
00:08:20.000It's already melted through its containment area, so the radioactive waste is already somehow or another in the ground.
00:09:00.000It's a dark, dark situation in Chernobyl, but it's in Chernobyl.
00:09:04.000This shit is going to go over the whole ocean.
00:09:06.000It's getting out there, and it's floating, and people are like, hey man, you're being a prophet of doom, and you don't even really know, and you're talking all this crazy stuff.
00:09:38.000They're trying to build a giant hole in the ground and they're going to stick these cones all around it and then freeze these cones to make a wall of ice.
00:09:47.000So they have to have all this radioactive water contained in this fucking enormous, several mile wide containment area.
00:12:24.000Unless you come up with some insane new technology that figures out a way to contain that radiation, you're always going to deal with a really bizarre problem.
00:12:32.000A problem in that if you use it, you make the area around you Unsafe for life.
00:13:37.000It's hard to believe that we're willing to gamble, that we're going to fix that.
00:13:41.000Do you ever read about how many, I was fascinated by how many languages go extinct like every year.
00:13:48.000There's languages that, you know, there's obviously like the huge languages that millions and even billions of people speak, but then every year there are languages that they're trying to preserve by continuing to speak them and you know people learn the language just to have it, like an endangered species.
00:14:10.000Yeah, they had studied this dude, and he had tried to communicate it with them, and then he fucking died.
00:14:15.000Yeah, and that's what happens with a lot of the native cultures, like Native American tribes that had a specific language, and they're like, they pass along, pass along, and then, you know, it becomes like not important or not cool to pass the language, like it's not useful.
00:14:33.000I think even in South America, like in the jungles, that they thought this group and language had gone whatever, extinct forever, and found that they're still living in the jungles.
00:14:46.000You know, I don't know anything but English, but you know Spanish.
00:14:55.000Especially to me, that doesn't speak anything.
00:14:57.000So, how much different are those two as a language?
00:15:01.000Like, you have to think differently, right?
00:15:03.000That's the reason why a lot of people who are from another country make the same mistakes over and over again, whether it's German people or Brazilian people.
00:15:12.000A lot of them make the same kind of mistakes.
00:15:14.000It's because the whole structure of sentences is different.
00:15:59.000Did it fuck with your English as a kid?
00:16:00.000Did you mix up the wrong, accidentally use a Spanish word for it, or accidentally say something in a way that you would say English, but you said it in Spanish?
00:17:45.000And at that point, I already spoke pretty well, and then I started to do college term papers in Spanish, you know, where you're writing 20-page papers for a class on comparative economics in Spanish.
00:18:03.000And then, at that point, I mean, my Spanish now is not nearly as good as it was Like the year after I left Spain or that I was there and that whole year after.
00:18:44.000And I know it's funny, like, if people who speak Spanish know exactly what I'm talking about, I don't speak Spanish...
00:18:51.000I speak Spanish like a South American, and you would know that it's probably from Colombia or Peru, that area, because there's very specific little accent details, just like here, when someone's from New York, from Boston, someone's from Texas, you pick up someone from Maryland,
00:19:07.000You know, someone even like specifically Baltimore has a very specific accent.
00:19:11.000So when you speak Spanish, it's the same deal, right?
00:20:40.000And what Israel did, which is considered unacceptable when you talk about the way that countries interact with international standards and treaties and the way that we all have kind of a diplomatic process that we go about, is they came in and Jason Bournstyle took that motherfucker,
00:20:59.000kidnapped him, flew him back to Israel and was like, we got this guy.
00:21:19.000Some girl, I mean, it's kind of a fucked up story, but some girl was a photographer, and she had gone to...
00:21:26.000The West Bank and she took some photographs and when she was going through Israeli customs some of the photographs were like of spray paint graffiti and one of them said like fuck the Jews.
00:23:59.000He's a shithead, but I imagine that she stopped posting.
00:24:03.000You might not even know he's a shithead, you know, because part of raising a kid, I don't want to sound like Dr. Oz, but part of raising a kid is...
00:24:12.000Wow, this guy's just shooting the laptop.
00:24:38.000He might not even know he's a knucklehead.
00:24:39.000People think that when you're raising a child that you're supposed to, you know, that somehow or another their development isn't your responsibility.
00:24:50.000They just want you to grow up on your own.
00:24:52.000They don't want to sort of guide you along the way and explain in a nice, healthy way why what you're doing is incorrect and Here's where we're really coming from.
00:25:04.000They work, and they leave their kids alone.
00:25:06.000And then when they get home, they're tired, they stick them in front of the TV, and then they wonder why this girl is ranting and raving and saying stupid shit.
00:25:13.000A lot of the reason why kids say stupid shit is just because they're getting older, they're getting a mind of their own, they think they got it all figured out yet, or now.
00:25:21.000But a lot of it is also because they're being raised by morons that shoot computers.
00:25:25.000Right, and what effect is the computer shooting really going to have?
00:26:31.000I got these Xanax, got them for like $6 a piece, roll down the street, sell them for $8 a piece, a little boot scootin' boogie right there, make some money.
00:27:05.000When they talk to the politician, the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, I believe Johnny Knoxville directed it or produced it or something along those lines.
00:27:13.000His company, I think, produced that movie, yeah.
00:29:10.000If those were your options, I think you wouldn't be too...
00:29:13.000If you were living up there, and that was your life, and you're selling pills for two bucks over for a living, and Subod wants to throw down, you're like, hold on, let me put the possum away.
00:29:24.000Yeah, they are fucking epic disasters.
00:29:27.000Yeah, and no, I don't wish they were like this.
00:29:31.000Absolutely, I wish that they were really nice people who are normal.
00:31:40.000It follows this guy, Stevie, who the filmmaker actually was like a big brother to him in like the Big Brother program or something, and goes back and revisits him like 20 years later.
00:31:52.000And he is, like he belongs in the White's West Virginia family.
00:33:43.000When I talk about the funny stuff in this movie, before you think I'm insane, it's because of, like, the little things, like, you know, before it all goes down...
00:33:52.000Like, he's like, they call me Snake because I ain't afraid of them.
00:35:40.000He says that he experienced mild pedophilia in English school when he was a child in the 1950s.
00:35:47.000Referring to his early days at boarding school in Salisbury, he recalled how one of the unnamed masters pulled me on his knee and put his hand inside my shorts.
00:35:56.000He said other children in his school peer group had been molested by the same teacher but concluded,"'I didn't think he did any of us lasting harm.'" I'm very conscious that you can't condemn people of an earlier era by the standards of ours just as we don't look back at the 18th and 19th centuries and condemn people for racism in the same way we would condemn a modern person for racism.
00:36:20.000I look back a few decades into my childhood and I see things like canning, like mild pedophilia, and can't find it in me to condemn it by the same standards as I or anyone would today, he said.
00:37:40.000And then you go back to like what I was saying where he, the guy that is doing this, then justify, he's like, I'm not really, like, it's so minor, I'm just, you know.
00:37:50.000Now clearly he's saying that this is a different era and he's talking about a different era and that we can't judge the people of that era today.
00:38:00.000But he's still talking about it as if there's like a mechanism to protect you.
00:40:05.000It seems like that's always been a really dark thing to do, but what's really fucked up is when you go way back to, like, the classics, like, if you go back to, you know, like, Socrates was gay.
00:40:18.000Like, there was a lot of guys back then that were not just gay but took on young boys as lovers.
00:40:30.000Now, this happens to be much longer a time ago, but it's...
00:40:34.000Well, it's very different when a person who's alive today in the context of our society right now speaks about pedophilia as if it's not that big a deal when it happened to him.
00:40:52.000I mean, not imperceptible, but inconceivable difference between the way the culture of Japan in the 12th century was and the culture of the United States in 2013. I mean, they're not even the same planet.
00:41:37.000Like, they did it throughout Rome, throughout the Greeks, all the, like, Spartans were gay, samurais, like, there was so much gay sex.
00:41:46.000Our idea of what, like, sex is in 2013, like, we think that, well, back then, you know, if you got locked up in prison, you had to fuck a dude, like, no big deal.
00:42:23.000You went into whatever sex act you wanted, desired that, like, your fucking monkey brain was dictating, and you didn't really think about, you know...
00:42:34.000Like, the way that your culture looked upon it.
00:44:33.000With a fucking wooden rod up through your asshole, going through your body and coming out like your shoulder or mouth, and you're just bleeding.
00:44:41.000I mean, it's a pretty gruesome way to go.
00:44:52.000There's a story about these people back in the Roman days where there was like miles of bodies on stakes to warn people.
00:45:06.000As they approached, so as these people approached, I need to find the exact story, but as these people approached, I guess they were approaching Persia, they had miles of bodies on stakes to let you know,
00:45:22.000like, you're coming here and trying to fuck with us, this is what we're going to do to you.
00:45:26.000Yeah, and you'd get that stench about five miles before you saw it, you know?
00:45:30.000You'd be like, what is that smell, man?
00:45:32.000But just the idea that people would do that, that they would just run rows and rows and rows of bodies.
00:45:39.000Do you think that the only reason that doesn't go on today is because there's like that morally checking thing?
00:46:14.000The situation that's going on right now in Syria, where everybody's saying that this is the most important thing, that we have to step up and we have to go and we have to attack Syria, because Syria has done this thing and these people have died and these innocents are being poisoned.
00:46:30.000There's no mention whatsoever in the mainstream news of the irony of the guy who is the head of the United States military, the commander-in-chief, talking about innocent people dying.
00:47:15.000If we went in there, if the army, the United States Army, unless Syria just said, fuck this, and they laid down their guns and went face down and put their hands behind their heads, immediately, someone's going to die.
00:48:41.000Morale only weakens when it's supposed to be weakened.
00:48:43.000If we were off there fighting werewolves and bodies were coming back like that, we would salute them and praise them in their quest to save the human race from the werewolves.
00:49:43.000If you go, you read CNN, and then you go to Drudge to see how they report it, and you go to BBC, Guardian, Al Jazeera, you'll get the same story reported in six different ways.
00:49:56.000And you've got to kind of decipher that you have to pick up on the fact and know That everybody has a bias even when they don't have a bias, you know?
00:50:06.000There's built-in bias to every angle, every story.
00:50:21.000And that's a big one whenever you've got anyone that's pushing a left-wing or a white-wing agenda.
00:50:26.000Whenever you start hearing about what the Democrats want to do is give everybody this, take all your hard-earned money, and you're like, oh, you're not even being honest here.
00:50:35.000You're just putting on this puppet show.
00:50:37.000And you're probably invested in winning this puppet show, or in making this puppet show very convincing.
00:50:43.000You've got lobbyists that are counting on you to get me to believe your perspective on this right now.
00:53:47.000You're talking about people that run banks.
00:53:50.000You're talking about people that demanded that they get bailed out by the United States taxpayer after fucking.
00:53:58.000The United States taxpayer sideways into a point where the economy eroded radically in all businesses.
00:54:08.000These people caused this and they still got bonuses.
00:54:12.000These people caused this and Obama went on TV and said that we're going to limit The amount of money that they receive as a bonus to $500,000?
00:55:24.000And the guy who is doing it is brilliant.
00:55:26.000And he catches these dudes and corners them and asks them questions, and you see them squirm and panic, and then you find out that a lot of these guys that were working in universities that were responsible for these studies, they would leave the universities and get these awesome jobs at the banks whose policies that they recommended promoted this sort of free-range Wild,
00:55:49.000kamikaze, swashbuckling capitalism that cause all these fucking people to lose their homes.
00:55:54.000These guys get jobs working for those firms after they leave.
00:55:59.000So they're like educators, and they're like, this should be no problem.
00:56:44.000Like, how come that is, that ganking, that gangster ganking that we saw, how come that's, like, less offensive than this financial gangster ganking?
00:58:20.000It's like Windows NT from, like, 1997. Windows me.
00:58:24.000And you go inside of it and start fucking with the registry and embed yourself.
00:58:29.000You don't know what the fuck is in this crazy economy.
00:58:33.000The amount of influence that affects the politicians, which affects the laws being passed, which affects the judges being elected, which affects the decisions being made that literally change the entire scope of the nation.
00:59:04.000And people start talking about derivatives and short sales and all this, and most people are going, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
00:59:10.000Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about when I said it.
00:59:12.000But then that makes things go unregulated, unchecked.
00:59:16.000When doctors have a conversation, or pilots, and they start getting into the specifics of their field, at a certain point, if you're not one of those people, you're like, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:02:47.000There's just something wrong, and if it's not corruption, which I hope it's not, it's just incompetence, and either way, it shouldn't be tolerated.
01:04:12.000What's scary in Ohio, allegedly, my dealer growing up in college, that's how much he would have.
01:04:18.000And so, in Ohio, that's scary, because, like, he would have, like, three pitbulls, two chows, and just, like, you'd come into this house with all these crazy dogs, and you'd just pull out this humongous bag and put it right there.
01:04:29.000And he, like, trusted me, so he, like, showed me all the shit he had and, like, all the secrets, like, Pounds of weed that he has hidden everywhere.
01:09:07.000And so there was this dude named Esteban, and he was saying that the switch to the combination doesn't work anymore, and no amount of jiggling could get it to work again.
01:09:18.000And so this guy shows up to fix it, and he's a little suspicious.
01:09:23.000Because there's nothing illegal about building traps, which are commonly used to hide everything from pricey jewelry to legal handguns.
01:09:31.000But the activity runs afoul of California law if an installer knows for certain that his compartment will be used to transport drugs.
01:09:38.000So if the guy told him that it's going to transport drugs, then he has a responsibility to either call the police or not build it or what have you.
01:09:45.000The maximum penalty is three years in prison.
01:09:48.000And so this guy, Anaya, the guy who got arrested, he thought it was wise to deviate from his standard no-questions-asked policy before agreeing.
01:11:10.000And whether there's a thousand dollars in cash in the backseat that you're going to steal from us because you think that we're buying drugs with it, that's happened before.
01:11:17.000There was a stripper who had like a million dollars in her trunk.
01:11:21.000This crazy bitch made a million dollars and was going to buy a business.
01:11:25.000And she had this money, she got arrested, and the cops had to give the money back to her.
01:11:28.000Because they suspected her of being a drug dealer.
01:11:30.000And then she had to document all of her pay.
01:12:14.000I was thinking about the border thing.
01:12:17.000I mean, I assume that you have to declare...
01:12:19.000Money, so that they can investigate what's the source of that money, what do you have that money for?
01:12:26.000There's this whole thing you have to declare if you have over 10,000, let's say going into Canada or coming back to the United States, right?
01:12:36.000I don't have this problem, but I've thought about it before.
01:12:41.000Obviously, they're asking so that if somebody does, they don't say they have it, then they find that they have 15,000 in cash, they're going to be like, why do you have this much cash?
01:14:21.000And they're not even like, sometimes his bets are like these kind of side bet, like prop bets, where it's like, I'm betting on who's the first to 12 points in this basketball game.
01:16:30.000Like if I go to Vegas, say if you and I went and there was some kickboxing going on, because they're doing this new thing for Spike TV. Glory is this super high-level kickboxing league.
01:16:42.000It's like the best kickboxers on the planet Earth.
01:17:43.000I mean, like, you in particular store a lot of data about guys fighting, who they fought, and you remember the fight, where they fought, how he won that particular fight.
01:17:54.000Like, that's a lot of extra knowledge.
01:18:07.000So all, like, when I start talking about, like, fights, like, oh, you know, he lost to Igbov Chanchin, he got KO'd in the first round, came back, fought a few times, but we never really saw him again.
01:18:56.000And he rode with him in a car, and Nixon and him just talked football.
01:19:01.000He knew that Hunter was a football fan.
01:19:03.000He goes, I'll let you ride with me if we only talk football.
01:19:06.000You know, because football fans love to talk football with other football fans, and Hunter was a huge football fan, so he got in the back seat with Nixon, and they talked about football.
01:19:15.000He said he was amazed that he knew about one guy who played one year with one team, and he knew where he went to college, and he goes, he was like, I was blown away.
01:19:25.000He's a real legit, he goes, it might be the only thing that he didn't lie about.
01:19:30.000Didn't Hunter kill himself after football season?
01:19:56.000And this is coming from someone who's a huge Hunter S. Thompson fan.
01:20:00.000In fact, my favorite all-time documentary, if I have to tell people one is a goof, I always go with Grizzly Man, because Grizzly Man was hilarious to me.
01:27:22.000And now they're finding these fucking crazy herpes-infected monkeys.
01:27:27.000There's a thousand feral rhesus monkeys living in Florida right now.
01:27:31.000And among those scooped up by wildlife officials over the years, most were found to be carriers of herpes B. This week, the colony was declared a public health hazard.
01:27:42.000It's believed that a small handful of the wild animals originally landed in the state in the 1930s, courtesy of Colonel Tooney, a tour operator who wanted to give the visitors a Tarzan-inspired experience of Florida's Silver River State Park.
01:27:57.000Tooney reportedly kept the monkeys sequestered on an island, but they learned to swim to shore.
01:30:03.000Some of the research they've been doing recently on human beings and happiness and harmony and peace, one of the things they're showing is that we need quiet.
01:31:02.000They're super loud and crazy, and then the other frogs have doubled their rate of calls because they have to try to keep up with these crazy new...
01:31:10.000They're basically Joey Diaz as a frog.
01:31:18.000They have unforeseen ecological effects.
01:31:20.000Tennessean says that by doubling its call rate, the green frog makes its presence more obvious, which is likely to make it more vulnerable to predation.
01:31:30.000Wow, so they're going to kill off the other frogs by making them stupid.
01:31:34.000So they actually got competitive about the frog calls.
01:32:09.000Do you think a lot of the stuff going there, I mean, part of it is like that it's made up, the place is a swamp, like the state's a swamp, but then it's also proximity to like where a lot of people end up going, like people from the islands,
01:36:17.000And, you know, it was all about the soil there, Muck City, and the place had...
01:36:25.000You would think you were in Alabama or in some rural part of Georgia, and that was just, like I said, a couple hours in from West Palm Beach.
01:36:36.000That cartoon of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida, what year was that from?
01:37:15.000Isn't it funny that, like, no one had any problem with that as, like, an interracial relationship or, you know, intercultural relationship?
01:37:26.000Like, back then, like, being a Cuban man was, like, very sophisticated.
01:37:30.000It wasn't like if you tried to do a Mexican and her, like, people would have a problem with that.
01:37:36.000It was, you know, it was okay to have it that way.
01:37:39.000It wasn't even considered, I mean, not that they're different races, But Hispanic, a lot of people actually almost...
01:39:06.000Like, basically most of our country watched that when that aired.
01:39:09.000It was from six years, from 1951 to 1957. And then after the series ended, a modified version continued for three more seasons with 13 one-hour specials.
01:39:21.000Running from 1957 to 1960. Known as the Lucille Ball Desi Arnaz Show.
01:40:19.000Originally set in an apartment building in New York City, I Love Lucy centers on Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, and her singer-bandleader husband, Ricky Ricardo.
01:40:30.000Along with their best friends and landlords, Fred Mertz, their landlord, and Ethel Mertz.
01:45:06.000But people were saying that the way...
01:45:09.000That Paterno handled it was just an old-school guy way of doing it.
01:45:14.000Because he was 80-something years old, his whole thing was like, you know, I didn't know, and my way of doing things for a guy from his era was like, well, just, you don't come around here anymore.
01:48:03.000It is the affront to American civilization.
01:48:08.000It is the thing where if the aliens come down and they turn on the TV, if that's the first thing they watch, you've got a real problem on your hands.
01:48:15.000And I get that, like, someone told me, you know, it's a soap opera for, like, basically for dudes.
01:48:33.000I have a lot of adult friends that all still watch it and love it, like Sam from Opie and Anthony, fucking in love with it, and Tony Hinchcliffe.
01:49:17.000I get the excitement for an 11-year-old.
01:49:22.000But now, when you have real sports, and I love when the guys get real defensive, like the guys that are in it, because they're always doing their act, no matter what, they're always doing it.
01:51:37.000And like, I think some enormous dudes are fucking idiots, but I'm not going to be like, I think you're a fucking idiot to your face, because I don't want to get my ear fucking smashed.
01:51:46.000Well, not only that, it was not necessary to create drama there.
01:55:42.000I think there's enough people that are pointing to some research that's been done on it that it makes sense.
01:55:47.000And there's also research done on actual wheat itself.
01:55:50.000The wheat itself, apparently in the 1960s, they altered it and made it a little tougher so it could survive pesticides and bug attacks and shit better.
01:55:59.000And when they did that, it made it much more difficult for people to consume than the old school wheat that people had been eating for thousands of years.
01:56:06.000So essentially, I don't know shit about it, you're just getting rid of wheat, right?
01:56:53.000There's a book called Wheat Belly that I still haven't read, but a lot of people point to that as being a good source of information.
01:57:01.000As to why there was a change in wheat itself.
01:57:07.000And what they're saying is that whole grains of 2012 are not the whole grains of 1950. The 19th century, the Bible, pre-biblical times, modern wheat in particular is genetically distant from its predecessors thanks to extreme genetic changes inflicted by Oh,
01:57:35.000So, the healthy whole grains have been repeatedly shown to reduce risk in diabetes, heart disease, and colon cancer.
01:57:44.000It's true, but if whole grains are compared to processed white wheat flour, it's guilty of the kind of flawed logic that dominates nutritional thinking, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:05:23.000Okay, I can't even say the guy's name.
02:05:28.000Chibulihim Amalaha, a post-graduate student at the University of Lego in Nigeria, has finally discovered a way to inconvertibly prove that gay marriage is wrong, Using a variety of scientific techniques.
02:06:08.000So, you push them away from showing that a man should not attract a man.
02:06:15.000Showing that a man should not attract a man.
02:06:18.000If you bring two South Poles together, you will find that the two South Poles will not attract, indicating that the same sex marriage should not hold.
02:06:26.000A female should not attract a female, as a South Pole of a magnet does not attract a South Pole of a magnet.
02:10:07.000So, if you have an emotional needs dog, like say if you get your dog an emotional needs dog license, you could take that dog on an airplane.
02:11:53.000The problem is, look, there are people that are absolutely devastated, and there are probably people that, if it wasn't for their dog, they probably wouldn't even want to be alive.
02:14:19.000I remember when I moved here and I was getting post-production jobs working in different Places, right?
02:14:25.000And staff, people on staff, from the post-production supervisor to a producer or a writer to editors, there were fucking like 11 dogs, right?
02:15:54.000Like, and when, like, she would come running with the other dogs, she would growl at them and snap at them to get out of the way so that she could get pet.
02:16:21.000The problem with pit bulls is you're dealing with, and people who get mad at me for saying this, listen, nobody loves those dogs more than I do.
02:16:28.000I've had a few of them in my life and Frank was an amazing dog.
02:16:32.000He was a beautiful, smart, A sweetheart with people, with all my friends.
02:16:54.000They were really clever and they had a really high prey drive.
02:16:57.000And a lot of times in dogs, High prey drive is also with high intelligence.
02:17:02.000A lot of those dogs that get through, especially because of the cruel nature of both dog fighting and using them for animals, for hunting, and stuff like that.
02:17:10.000You have to have only the best, wildest, craziest, strongest, bravest dog to breed.
02:17:16.000And that's how you make a strong bloodline.
02:17:19.000The real problem is, like, they're bred to do shit you don't want them to do.
02:17:35.000I'm not like, you know, Guys who train dogs for Schutzen, but I'm pretty good at getting a dog to explain what I want and I know not to be cruel to them and always give them love.
02:17:44.000And when you get a new puppy, you spend more time with the big dog than you do with the puppy to let the big dog know that the little dogs around, you're going to get more attention.
02:20:38.000That's why when you complain at restaurants, unless you're cool about it, you gotta watch the fuck out because a lot of people do crazy shit.
02:21:24.000There was this restaurant I worked at and there was a band-aid that was in the tomato basil soup and one of the waitresses brought it back and was like, somebody put a band-aid in the soup.
02:21:34.000And I just remember they never replaced the soup.
02:21:37.000They just got her more soup from the same thing that the band-aid was in.
02:21:40.000I was in this one place in Hawaii and these people were trying to scam the waiter.
02:21:47.000They were trying to scam the waiter by saying that the waiter has to do something about, you know, their bill because the rice was too hot.
02:21:53.000Like, first you brought the rice over, it was cold.
02:21:56.000Then you bring it over and it's so hot it burns her mouth.
02:21:59.000I mean, you guys gotta get it together here.
02:22:01.000And, like, they were being, like, it was an English guy.
02:22:04.000And he was being loud and belligerent.
02:22:05.000It was so bad and so blatant that it was almost like he was doing, like, some undercover camera, like, showing how someone could scam.
02:25:17.000And it'll also become a problem if they expect you to pay.
02:25:20.000Like, if you pay a couple of times, they're like, yeah, Redman will pay.
02:25:22.000And then they'll start ordering omelets and shit, hash browns, and like, yeah, I wasn't gonna get orange juice, but fucking Redman's gonna pay.
02:27:31.000That doesn't seem like something would be normal.
02:27:33.000In fact, one of the reasons why I chose to do that from the get-go was all the people that would complain about being on the road with someone and how much money it would cost.
02:27:53.000And there's no reason for that, I think, if a guy's doing well.
02:27:57.000Did you see about that guy, this is not a comic, but it was a video, it was a clip we played, On my podcast, on your mom's house, of the guy who's like, get your hands off my penis, that guy?
02:28:39.000And most of the time, they didn't want to create scenes in these places, so he'd get thrown out.
02:28:45.000Sometimes he would fake a heart attack, and he'd call an ambulance.
02:28:49.000So the priority was on getting him to a hospital.
02:28:54.000He became the most famous guy for doing this, to the point where he had multiple court appearances, and judges would be like, you're a disgrace to humanity.
02:29:06.000And he'd be like, I'm a terrible person, I know.
02:29:10.000It's one of the funniest videos in the world.
02:32:38.000A former chef who dines at expensive restaurants and then pleads poverty has been convicted for the 54th time of refusing to pay for a meal.
02:32:49.000Paul Charles Doza, he was only 48 there, dubbed the restaurant runner by local newspapers, was fined $180 on Monday for refusing to pay a $50 bill at a Chinese restaurant.
02:33:01.000The following day, he dined out at the five-star Sheraton Wentworth Hotel, then told the staff that he could not pay the $48 check.
02:33:12.000He was fined $200 for that offense on Wednesday.
02:33:57.000And he sometimes rented a luxurious apartment paying advance rent, hired expensive furniture, I guess rented that, sold the furniture, and then disappeared.
02:34:28.000I mean, if you can deal with the actual shame of being told that you're a delinquent and you're not paying, if you can deal with that, you've just got an amazing meal that you can never afford.
02:34:39.000You just keep doing it over and over again, and it doesn't bother you in the slightest.
02:36:43.000Well, I mean, Craig Robinson, that whole crew, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, all the guys that you've seen in those movies separately all make appearances, I think.
02:37:43.000Where Bobby Fischer would play multiple games of chess simultaneously.
02:37:47.000He would walk in a room and they would all be playing and he would walk down the aisle and make his moves at like 16 different tables at the same time.
02:37:56.000He was playing them all in his head at the same time.
02:38:17.000When I see someone who's just completely engulfed by something like that, that's just like some super master that's completely engulfed in something like chess, it kind of freaks me out.
02:44:19.000But the thing about it is you can't deny the effectiveness of it.
02:44:23.000It's real weird when someone is an obvious, genuine, 100% bonafide super genius to the point where a guy like me can't even understand how this guy could come up with so many patents.
02:44:36.000I mean, he had so many fucking patents.
02:44:39.000So many different light and illumination-based systems designed by Tesla.
02:44:45.000Dynamic electric machine communicators.
02:44:48.000The first patterns issued to Tesla in the US. He just did amazing shit.
02:45:17.000Yeah, like with the math thing that we were talking about.
02:45:19.000I think there's a giant spectrum of human beings, first of all.
02:45:23.000And I think that there's a reason why personalities vary so much.
02:45:26.000I think it's part of the whole machine that keeps society moving.
02:45:29.000It's like there has to be jokers and there have to be serious people and there have to be people that are obsessive about things and there have to be people who are lazy.
02:45:38.000There's had to be people that accept shitty jobs and people that want the best of everything always, and they have this insatiable desire to get the most expensive car and the most expensive wife.
02:45:48.000They're almost like machines pushing entropy.
02:45:51.000They're almost like machines pushing momentum.
02:45:53.000And it's like these various different variations in personality from the full spectrum of incredibly lazy to insanely ambitious.
02:46:01.000It's almost like that's important, that it all mixes together and it acts like a machine.
02:46:25.000And then it's almost like materialism is just another way that we can show our peacock feathers and our domination outside of actual physical contests and fighting.
02:46:35.000And that we figured out this variable where a guy does not have to be handsome, does not have to be Have great genetics, but if he's got a brilliant mind, like a Bill Gates type character, he could rise to the top and be one of the sexiest catches a woman could ever hope for.
02:46:51.000You know how many supermodels would love to go out with Bill Gates?
02:46:54.000If Bill Gates was single, let's just say if Bill Gates was single, and he just decided, you know what, I'm 70, it's time to sling dick.
02:47:00.000And Bill Gates just went on a goddamn tear.
02:47:03.000If he could get the hottest, most perfect women, and they would be flabbergasted that they were with Bill Gates, like, oh my god, I can't believe it.
02:48:37.000Tesla may have been the first person in North America to accidentally capture an x-ray image.
02:48:41.000When he tried to photograph Mark Twain illuminated by an earlier type of gas discharge tube, the Geiser tube in 1895, the only thing captured in the image was the metal locking screw on the camera lens.
02:48:56.000Soon after much of Tesla's early research, hundreds of invention models, plans, notes, laboratory ideas, tools, photographs, valued at $50,000 was lost in the Fifth Avenue Laboratory Fire of 1895. Oh, my God.