The Joe Rogan Experience - September 23, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #396 - Stefan Molyneux


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours

Words per Minute

205.42175

Word Count

37,017

Sentence Count

2,651

Misogynist Sentences

82

Hate Speech Sentences

76


Summary

Trayvon Martin was a young black man with a chip on his shoulder. He was shot and killed by a white police officer, George Zimmerman, who mistook him for being a suspect in the murder of another black man named Joe Joe Friday. What do we have to say about it? Is it possible that he wasn t a suspect at all? Or was he a victim of racial profiling by the media, the police, and the general public? What do the facts say about what happened to this young man, and why it happened? Does it matter if he was a black man or a white man? Can we ever be a colorblind society? Is there any truth behind the racial profiling that goes on in the media and in the public eye? And why does it matter what color he was? We talk about that and much more on this episode of the podcast with Stéphane Molyneux, who covers the Trayvon Martin case for Fox News and has been covering the case since the early 2000s. We also talk about why colorblindness is something we should be a priority in our society, and what it means to be colorblind in the 21st century, and how we need to stop playing the race card in the first place. And we talk about how we should live in a color-blind society, not just in terms of our own skin color, but in terms that reflects our own. . Thank you for listening to the podcast, and we hope you enjoy the podcast! and share it with your friends and family and friends! - we love you! Peace, love, gratitude, and support, and respect, and peace, and love, and good vibing, and keep y'all, bye bye bye! Love ya. -Eugene and good night! -P.S. - -M.E. -PSA to everyone! -Eddie and Joe Friday - Thank you, Joe Friday, and God bless you, bye, bye! -Sue, Kristy, bye. Love, EJ & Joe Friday and Good Morning America! -Jody and Joe, E. -A.A. and G.M. -E.B. & G.J. & J-E. & K. -D.A., -Alfred, -S. & A. B.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 And Stéphane Molyneux is the correct way to pronounce your name, right?
00:00:04.000 That is pretty damn good.
00:00:06.000 I mean, you would not believe the deviations.
00:00:08.000 I think some people just cough it up as a Klingon hairball.
00:00:11.000 I don't know what the hell they're doing with my name.
00:00:13.000 Stéphane Molyneux!
00:00:15.000 It's French, correct?
00:00:16.000 Yeah, but it's like French French, not like Quebec French.
00:00:19.000 Oh, okay.
00:00:20.000 What is the difference between Quebec French and French French?
00:00:23.000 Well, you know, like the Queen and Cockney, that's sort of the difference, right?
00:00:26.000 So Quebec French is like the gutter, at least by the French, they're considered to be the gutter, the gutter French.
00:00:31.000 How rude.
00:00:32.000 I know.
00:00:32.000 They're probably going to be very nice people.
00:00:34.000 How rude.
00:00:34.000 Yeah, they're very nice people indeed.
00:00:36.000 And for the French to look down on people after the Second World War, it takes a lot.
00:00:39.000 For folks listening to this, we're in Toronto right now.
00:00:42.000 This is the first time I've met Stefan.
00:00:44.000 I met him just a few moments ago down in the lobby, but I've seen a lot of your internet videos.
00:00:50.000 And I was particularly impressed with several of them, but really the Trayvon Martin one.
00:00:55.000 I think you covered that better than anyone I saw online, on TV, in the media.
00:01:02.000 You gave a real, you know, the quote, the Fox fair and balanced, you gave a real fair and balanced approach to that subject.
00:01:11.000 And to me personally as a human being, that was one of the most frustrating events of our day.
00:01:20.000 Not just because a young man lost his life, not just because Of the race-baiting that went on with it, but the cloudy, muddy thinking that I felt was perpetrated by the media and by politicians and by all these people that were looking to capitalize on that event.
00:01:39.000 The thinking was so disingenuous and they were showing these photos of him when he was like a fucking baby.
00:01:47.000 It was really confusing stuff to me.
00:01:49.000 If you looked at George Zimmerman, over time, the pictures got whiter and whiter.
00:01:54.000 They actually applied photo retouching to make him look whiter.
00:01:58.000 It was like Gestapo-style propaganda.
00:02:02.000 It was just wretched.
00:02:03.000 Wow, I didn't know that they did that.
00:02:05.000 You know, they edited his 911 call, right?
00:02:08.000 Really?
00:02:09.000 Yeah, so Zimmerman called, and he said there's some suspicious guy rolling around the neighborhood.
00:02:14.000 And then the dispatcher said, what is his race?
00:02:18.000 And he said, well, I think he's black.
00:02:20.000 And NBC edited out the question.
00:02:22.000 So it sounded like there's this suspicious guy rolling around the neighborhood.
00:02:26.000 I think he's black.
00:02:27.000 Wow.
00:02:28.000 But he was actually responding to a question.
00:02:30.000 They edited that out.
00:02:31.000 The woman lost her job and then he's now suing NBC for defamation because they edited it to make him sound like a racist.
00:02:37.000 Well, you know, I don't know if it's really bright for him to be involved any further in the legal system.
00:02:42.000 I think, you know, what they did was...
00:02:44.000 It was horrendous.
00:02:46.000 It was very strange.
00:02:47.000 It was very strange to watch.
00:02:49.000 You know what my approach...
00:02:50.000 And, you know, you always say we want to live in a colorblind society.
00:02:53.000 And I think that would be great.
00:02:55.000 So for me, I always try to...
00:02:57.000 Try and look at it like, well, what if he wasn't black?
00:02:59.000 What if he was just some other white guy?
00:03:01.000 What if they were both black?
00:03:02.000 Or what if they were both rainbow-colored with dolphin heads?
00:03:04.000 I don't know, right?
00:03:05.000 But what if it had nothing to do with the sort of black energy around race, the negative energy around race?
00:03:11.000 And so for me, I really just wanted to look at it like, you know, that Joe Friday thing, you know, what are the facts?
00:03:16.000 What are the facts?
00:03:16.000 What are the facts?
00:03:17.000 Because I really have striped, striped, and it's hard to do in this culture.
00:03:22.000 To just treat people like color doesn't matter.
00:03:24.000 And that means you don't get to play the race card.
00:03:27.000 And I think it really would be great if we could achieve that.
00:03:30.000 It seems so hard for people to get to.
00:03:32.000 Well, it's too common.
00:03:34.000 It's just a natural part of our culture.
00:03:38.000 That pattern has been so firmly established.
00:03:40.000 That path has been so deeply carved that people just slide right into it.
00:03:45.000 Well, I wonder too, this horrible shooting that just happened.
00:03:49.000 In the Navy Yards.
00:03:50.000 In the Navy Yards.
00:03:50.000 Yeah, in Washington.
00:03:51.000 Alexis.
00:03:52.000 I wonder, there's no proof of this yet, it's all bullshit hypotheticals, but I wonder if this guy was a black guy and apparently he had a real chip on his shoulder about, you know, I'm not going to get ahead because they hate me, the whitey hates me and all that.
00:04:06.000 He had a real chip on his shoulder about being black and trying to get ahead in a white world or whatever.
00:04:10.000 I wonder if the degree to which they did not intervene in his obviously escalating mental health problems was because they were afraid that he was going to launch some complaint about racism or something like that.
00:04:20.000 I wonder if that actually scares people off from dealing with people just like they're human beings because they're afraid of that card getting pulled and then getting dragged into something god-awful.
00:04:28.000 Yeah, well, it's almost like we're still responding to the echoes of the imbalance of the past, you know, the slavery era echoes and the civil rights era echoes of the 50s and 60s.
00:04:41.000 It's almost like we're still not even, the ship hasn't, We haven't made it level yet.
00:04:48.000 It's almost like that's why this stuff is still tolerated.
00:04:52.000 It's very confusing to me though when it's so obvious and so blatant like it was in this case.
00:04:59.000 It's also very frustrating to me because as a person who deals With a lot of martial artists and a lot of people with anger issues who have become really incredible members of society and really admirable human beings,
00:05:17.000 people who have learned to harness this Frustrated energy that a lot of young men have if they grow up in confused households or whether they're absentee parents or bad neighborhoods or whatever the factors are that lead them to be these angry people, that can be channeled and it can be channeled into a way that develops character and it doesn't happen.
00:05:37.000 So when I see a guy like Trayvon Martin do what he does and get shot and die and all this, I see a massive loss of potential just as a human being, a young human being.
00:05:49.000 You know, a young human being that commits crimes or does bad things when they're 18 is not even necessarily a bad person.
00:05:55.000 What they are more than anything is just misused potential and misguided.
00:06:00.000 A human being is so incredibly complex.
00:06:01.000 There's so many facets and aspects to being a person and developing as a productive member of society that it needs guidance.
00:06:09.000 And most people don't get that guidance.
00:06:12.000 And it's up to them to kind of find it.
00:06:14.000 I mean, you see an unbelievable tragedy like that.
00:06:17.000 I always think of like all the The turns and the steps and the other possibilities that might have happened.
00:06:23.000 Early intervention, some teacher somewhere, some relative or someone who would have just seen something going off the rails and really stepped in and made a difference.
00:06:32.000 I think that tidal wave can be stopped early.
00:06:34.000 I think once it gains real momentum, it's tough later on.
00:06:36.000 It's very tough.
00:06:37.000 But early intervention, really seeing people who are going off the rails and then really working to intervene.
00:06:44.000 If we could get that down as a society, Oh man, I think we'd live in a different world.
00:06:48.000 We would.
00:06:49.000 I absolutely agree with you.
00:06:51.000 We would live in a different world, but it is very, very, very difficult to do.
00:06:55.000 Incredibly difficult to pull someone out of that momentum, the momentum of being a bad person and almost reveling in it, which is a big aspect of gangster rap and art culture.
00:07:07.000 Well, you know, they've done some really interesting studies, because just over the last 10 or 15 years, they really see inside the brain For the first time ever, these fMRIs, they can really see inside the brain.
00:07:18.000 And they've found people who've been identified as sadists, and they show them pictures of people being hurt intentionally, and their happy joy centers light up.
00:07:26.000 Their little brain gasms light up.
00:07:29.000 That's so messed up.
00:07:30.000 It's incredible.
00:07:31.000 Because it's like opposite planet.
00:07:33.000 We've got this thing from religion.
00:07:35.000 Everyone has a soul and we're all kind of equal, all made in the image of God and this and that and the other.
00:07:40.000 According to the people I've talked to and the research that I've done, there are some real predators among us who really are not kind of like us at all.
00:07:47.000 It's somebody who sees some cat being driven over and he giggles and finds that really quite thrilling.
00:07:54.000 I mean, I don't even know what species that is, but I think there are enough people out there that they make life kind of difficult for the rest of us.
00:08:00.000 Yeah, it's a real issue.
00:08:02.000 It's very scary.
00:08:02.000 And how are these people becoming that?
00:08:05.000 Is it because of nature or nurture?
00:08:06.000 Is it because of abuse that they've personally suffered that's sort of stimulating?
00:08:11.000 Seems to be, yeah.
00:08:12.000 Yeah.
00:08:12.000 Yeah, well, so, I mean, this is the fascinating thing about epigenetics, right?
00:08:16.000 So, I mean, when I was a kid growing up, there was this nature versus nurture.
00:08:19.000 Like, you got your genes, that's what you're born with, right?
00:08:21.000 And then maybe you can influence it a bit with nature.
00:08:23.000 But what they're finding out now is that genes turn on and off depending on experience.
00:08:27.000 So they found that if you have a particular gene and you're a boy and you are physically abused as a child, almost for certain you're going to end up on the bad side of things.
00:08:36.000 Like you're going to end up violent, aggressive, criminal, jail, whatever, right?
00:08:40.000 Now, if you don't have that gene you're abused, likelihood, but it's less.
00:08:43.000 And so certain genes for aggression get turned on and strengthened based upon your experiences.
00:08:47.000 You can end up, like twins who grew up in different households can end up with different genetics based on their environment.
00:08:52.000 That's what's so important about, you know, something I focus a lot on is the parenting, parenting, parenting.
00:08:57.000 It seems to me so many people are out there and they're just so messed up.
00:09:00.000 Like you just, you can't rewind and you can't send them down a different path.
00:09:03.000 But if you kind of look at the next generation, the next generation, what if we could get the percentage of people spanking their children down from 90%?
00:09:11.000 I mean, it seems so weird in the 21st century that that's how parents are really focused.
00:09:15.000 Is it still 90%?
00:09:17.000 Depending on where you count it, 80% to 90%.
00:09:19.000 It's less so in Europe.
00:09:20.000 In Sweden, I think it's been banned since 1973. You all know what a hellhole Sweden is.
00:09:26.000 They're doing fine.
00:09:28.000 It's still 80% to 90%.
00:09:29.000 It's legal here.
00:09:31.000 It's legal in America.
00:09:32.000 From 2 to 12, you can hit a child in Canada legally, just not in the face and not with an implement.
00:09:39.000 Of course, these are the most vulnerable, tender, helpless, dependent, lack of freedom members of society.
00:09:45.000 But it's hard to see how weird society that we have.
00:09:49.000 You had this great bit last night, go see the show, anyone who's listened to this is my show.
00:09:53.000 We did this great bit like, what if space aliens come down and try and understand?
00:09:57.000 You had Kim Kardashian, which of course is tough enough.
00:10:01.000 What if they tried to understand our culture?
00:10:02.000 It wouldn't make much sense.
00:10:03.000 But you realize that the hierarchies and everything that we have, the wars, the prisons, for prisons you need prison guards, for wars you need soldiers.
00:10:11.000 You can't get healthy, happy, well-adjusted people to go out and do that kind of stuff.
00:10:15.000 So I think our whole society relies upon the maltreatment of children and if we didn't have that, a lot of people who got a lot of money and power right now would kind of find themselves out in the cold.
00:10:24.000 Yeah, I don't necessarily think that it's engineered that way, but I certainly think it takes advantage of the situation at hand.
00:10:30.000 Yeah, I don't think there's a secret cabal.
00:10:32.000 It's a secret handshake, but lions get together to hunt gazelles.
00:10:35.000 They don't have to plot it out in some smoky room ahead of time.
00:10:38.000 It's just their instincts to go get the gazelle.
00:10:40.000 Sort of hypothesized, though, right?
00:10:43.000 That that is what's happening, that they're trying to keep people down with a lack of education.
00:10:47.000 That's why there's such little funding for schools, and they're trying to keep people poor, because poor people don't raise their kids correctly, and so on and so forth, and then it continues.
00:10:56.000 I think we have an instinct for domination as human beings.
00:11:01.000 Animals do too, and they don't have secret cabals of Rockefellers in smokey rooms organizing everything.
00:11:06.000 I think we just have an instinct for domination, and it plays itself out, but I don't think it's something written down and handed out in secret braille scrolls or something like that.
00:11:14.000 I agree with you.
00:11:14.000 I think we also have an instinct for escalation.
00:11:17.000 No matter what, we always want more.
00:11:20.000 If we make $500 a week, we want $7.
00:11:23.000 If we control the Middle East, we want to control Africa.
00:11:27.000 It's a natural thing that if we do a certain thing, we will continue to do it and try to push the envelope further and further until we hit some sort of a wall or resistance.
00:11:38.000 I think in America, we are starting to see that wall build up and gain momentum.
00:11:44.000 The wall of resistance against the Syria invasion was bigger than anything that I'd ever seen in my entire life.
00:11:51.000 I'd never seen, universally across the board, the entire country go, fuck this.
00:11:55.000 This is crazy.
00:11:56.000 This might be the first war that's actually stopped.
00:12:01.000 In history, this would be the first war that popular resentment and resistance has actually stopped.
00:12:08.000 Against all the financial military industrial complex momentum that is in the States, which is huge.
00:12:14.000 I don't know if you know the fact that the people who voted yes for the war in Syria get 86% more funding for the military industrial complex than the people who voted no.
00:12:22.000 They're just voting to send money and blood to the donors.
00:12:25.000 It's horrible.
00:12:26.000 But the fact that it might actually be pushed back and the fact that the Russian guy Putin is telling the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize to not have a war.
00:12:36.000 I mean, what kind of upside-down universe should we be living in, you know?
00:12:39.000 Not only that, but Putin said a really interesting thing about claiming that citizens of the United States are exceptional, and how dangerous that is, and about how we are all just human beings, and to have anybody Established as being the exceptional people is a very dangerous idea.
00:12:59.000 For the United States to promote this idea that we as Americans are different, he's absolutely right.
00:13:07.000 If an individual displays that characteristic, they're called entitled or narcissistic, which means that just good things should come to me no matter what.
00:13:14.000 If they're not brought to me, I'm just going to go take them.
00:13:17.000 That's a really dangerous personality trait, but somehow it's elevated through the magic of patriotism into wonderful stuff.
00:13:23.000 I find it fascinating.
00:13:25.000 And as I get older, I find it even more fascinating because a guy like Obama, I'm 46, a guy like Obama is just a couple of years older than me.
00:13:33.000 So it's not like this thing where when I was a boy and I would look at the president, yeah, they were way up there, they were different.
00:13:40.000 They were always a part of this system already, political system, educational system, skull and bones.
00:13:47.000 But this Obama guy was the first guy that doesn't fit that mold to me.
00:13:52.000 And it's close to my age.
00:13:54.000 And the concept of me being a president is just the most ridiculous thing of all time to me.
00:14:00.000 But this guy is essentially my, obviously more educated than me, but essentially my age.
00:14:04.000 And I find it amazing how he has gone from being this This political outsider, this rebel, this guy who's going to change this and close Guantanamo Bay, and then all of a sudden he gets in and he's exactly the same thing that we've seen time and time again over the last eight years.
00:14:22.000 He's the same person as Bush.
00:14:25.000 And more.
00:14:26.000 More drones, more detainees, and the only reason he ended the war in Iraq was quite fascinating and tragic, you know, if you have hope for the guy, right?
00:14:35.000 The reason that they had to pull their troops out of Iraq was that Iraq was going to start holding the troops criminally responsible for what they were doing because they were facing such resistance from the population for the occupation.
00:14:45.000 They finally said, okay, you guys don't get a get-out-of-jail-free card anymore.
00:14:48.000 We're going to start applying international military law to your troops.
00:14:51.000 And Obama's like, okay, fire up the airplanes.
00:14:54.000 We're going to pull those buggers out because they're going to be subject to the rule of law, and they had to get them out that way.
00:14:58.000 Well, how about what he wrote on his own website, the change.org website, about whistleblowers, and then removed it?
00:15:06.000 You know, after he was called out on it after the Edward Snowden case.
00:15:10.000 They said, like, what did you say about whistleblowers?
00:15:12.000 What did you say about whistleblowers who were exposing illegal activities when you were running for president?
00:15:17.000 And now here you are, the most...
00:15:21.000 As far as presidents go, there's never been a president that has been harder on whistleblowers than Obama.
00:15:28.000 Never.
00:15:28.000 Nor have there been more revelations and more important revelations as far as the direction of society and privacy in the United States.
00:15:38.000 That was exposed by these whistleblowers that has a massive impact on our culture.
00:15:43.000 Massive impact on who has the right.
00:15:46.000 Do I have a right to send a naked photo to a friend as a joke?
00:15:50.000 Or is that going to be held against me if I don't pay my taxes or if I have a dispute with the government over a certain issue?
00:15:57.000 Are you going to pull things out of emails because someone writes bomb in an email as a joke?
00:16:03.000 Does that get flagged?
00:16:05.000 As a comedian, that's a word you may well use.
00:16:08.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:16:10.000 I defragged that.
00:16:10.000 I don't know what you're going to call it now.
00:16:12.000 You can't use that word anymore.
00:16:13.000 Yeah, I mean, but there's a lot of hot words.
00:16:16.000 And to me, that's a dangerous thing.
00:16:19.000 I think what we're in right now as far as the whole privacy thing is this strange transitionary period to a point where I think ultimately there will be no privacy.
00:16:29.000 I don't think that's bad because if we were all really cool and everyone was really nice to each other, privacy wouldn't be as important.
00:16:39.000 It becomes important when people violate privacy and there's stalkers and there's people that fuck with people and people that have agendas.
00:16:48.000 Mess with people's lives.
00:16:50.000 But ultimately, privacy, we're dealing with information.
00:16:55.000 And the trend in society and technology seems to be the dissolving of boundaries between people and information.
00:17:04.000 And I think it's been amazing as far as education.
00:17:06.000 When you look at your phone, you can Google something, you get answers to any question.
00:17:11.000 I mean, we live in an amazing time when it comes to that.
00:17:14.000 That trend, you know, we talked about escalation.
00:17:17.000 It's just what we do.
00:17:18.000 That trend will escalate further and further, and I think ultimately it'll escalate to the point where there'll be no more secrets.
00:17:23.000 Yeah, I mean, the technology that we're having this conversation, we can broadcast it to like millions of people.
00:17:29.000 I got like 50 million downloads of my show, which for a philosophy show is crazy, right?
00:17:34.000 But there's this huge race.
00:17:35.000 It's like these two bullet trains going across the landscape, right?
00:17:38.000 And the technology of control versus the technology of illumination, I think, are really, really battling.
00:17:43.000 And we've got to keep pushing the gas to stay ahead because we've got this incredible thing.
00:17:48.000 You mentioned it in a show recently, like the gatekeepers are down, right?
00:17:51.000 And we can have this conversation, broadcast it directly to people.
00:17:54.000 Nobody has to tell us what we can talk about.
00:17:56.000 Nobody tells us what words we can use or what concepts we can explore, anything like that.
00:18:00.000 Which is unprecedented, except maybe for the Gutenberg press in like the 15th century when they printed the Bible and started handing it out to peasants in a language they could actually understand, because before that you had to know Latin and all that kind of crap.
00:18:10.000 Right, right, right.
00:18:10.000 So they got to read the Bible for the first time and were like, holy shit, are you kidding me?
00:18:14.000 This is in here, this is in here.
00:18:15.000 They started to develop their own thoughts about it, and that broke down the monopoly of the Catholic Christendom, which had been around since the Dark Ages.
00:18:22.000 So when you get information to people, you fragment the central narrative.
00:18:25.000 Of a society, which is great.
00:18:28.000 That's what you want.
00:18:29.000 Central narratives are incredibly dangerous.
00:18:31.000 You know who had a great central narrative?
00:18:32.000 The Nazis.
00:18:33.000 They had wonderful central narratives about the role of the white race to dominate all the other races and Germany's manifest destiny in Europe.
00:18:40.000 Communists had a great story about the rise of the proletariat, destruction of the middle classes and the end of the bourgeoisie.
00:18:46.000 Narratives that are really well-inflicted and universal and incredibly dangerous.
00:18:50.000 All the lemmings run the same way.
00:18:52.000 So we've got this massive air strike on a central narrative which comes directly out of this technology, which is where you can get exposed to viewpoints that you never would have been exposed to before.
00:19:01.000 Do you think before the internet, American media would be playing anything that Vladimir Putin said about Syria?
00:19:05.000 You'd never even know the guy said anything about it.
00:19:08.000 Now you can get it all and you can connect with people.
00:19:11.000 I want to talk about the comedy stuff where I think the connection stuff was really a good theme in the show last night.
00:19:16.000 But there's a race because the degree to which we can shatter the central narrative and individuate what we're doing in the world is, you know, they're racing with us to try and control and make us afraid to communicate with each other and afraid to get to the truth.
00:19:29.000 And I really view that as a pretty important race over like the next 10 years.
00:19:33.000 Yeah, I agree.
00:19:33.000 I think the real issue in this world is information and then, of course, the big one is the monopolization of resources.
00:19:42.000 And the monopolization of resources, which are, I believe, I think resources should be a global asset for human beings.
00:19:48.000 I don't think anybody should be able to control the amount of oil.
00:19:51.000 I don't think people should be able to control water.
00:19:54.000 I think it's ridiculous.
00:19:55.000 The idea that a group of human beings decide to control water, I feel like that's an act almost of terrorism, of social terrorism.
00:20:03.000 The idea of keeping water from people that need water, the idea of keeping oil from people.
00:20:08.000 If we all agree that we're going to use oil, the idea that one person can decide who owns this shit that has been in the ground for millions and millions of years just because you planted a flag on a patch of dirt, it's fucking craziness.
00:20:21.000 But that's where all the influence comes from.
00:20:24.000 The influence comes from this massive amount of money that you can gain by controlling, monopolizing natural resources.
00:20:30.000 And it's just like when they used to be able to monopolize the information that was received.
00:20:36.000 Just like when William Randolph Hearst basically controlled most of what information got out to people when he ran newspapers.
00:20:44.000 That's a dangerous aspect of our world that is eventually, I think, going to crumble under the weight of its own bullshit.
00:20:51.000 I just don't see how it can continue.
00:20:53.000 I don't see how people can continue to live the way we're living right now in the face of the information that we're being presented with.
00:21:01.000 Well, you know, the great thing is once you go outside and narrate it, For me, I feel pretty retarded most of the time.
00:21:09.000 I'm not a dumb guy, but I see so much information out there.
00:21:12.000 So many things, so many stories.
00:21:13.000 I could do all this research for my shows and stuff like that.
00:21:15.000 I feel like I barely scratched the surface.
00:21:17.000 There's so much information out there.
00:21:20.000 With a central narrative, you feel like, well, we're Catholics or we're Jews or we're Jesuits, so we got it down.
00:21:26.000 We got the whole thing down, right?
00:21:28.000 But the great thing is once you shatter that central narrative, you realize there's such a vast amount of conflicting information and opinions and perspectives, and I don't know what the hell is true half the time.
00:21:36.000 I'm lucky to get 10% of it.
00:21:38.000 So I think that it breeds a kind of humility.
00:21:41.000 That is the opposite of the desire to dominate.
00:21:43.000 The desire to dominate is, well, I know what the hell people should do, and by God, I'm going to make them do it.
00:21:48.000 I know they shouldn't smoke marijuana, and if they fucking smoke marijuana, I'm going to round them up with cats in blue uniforms and throw them in a prison cell, you know, where 200,000 times a year they get raped.
00:21:59.000 In America, more men get raped than women.
00:22:01.000 It's all prison stuff, right?
00:22:02.000 So when you feel like you just know how the hell everyone else should live.
00:22:06.000 The way we should help the poor is take money from these guys by force, give it to a giant bureaucracy and have little drops of it drip down to the poor to keep them in a dependent state so they keep voting for more and more government.
00:22:17.000 If you really feel like you know exactly how people should live and what they should do, then you've no problem bringing out the airstrikes of the military and the police and the prison system.
00:22:25.000 But if you're humble and you realize that we're pretty much retarded about everything, there's a few things that I'm good at, but most of it, you know, I'm not going to drill my own teeth, I'm not going to do my own appendix, I barely even clean my own house, right?
00:22:36.000 But once you get exposed to a vast amount of contradictory information, you realize just, Like, we're all kind of stupid, and that's why we should be humble and not order each other around at the point of a gun, which we're so addicted to doing these days.
00:22:47.000 Chance would kind of add a great quote about that, about the bonfire of enlightenment.
00:22:53.000 As the bonfire of enlightenment grows brighter, the surface area of ignorance becomes more illuminated, and you realize the more you learn, the more there is to learn, and then it becomes impossible.
00:23:05.000 Well, human knowledge doubles every 18 months these days.
00:23:08.000 There's just no possibility that anyone can be anywhere close to mastering any significant portion of it.
00:23:13.000 It's great, though.
00:23:14.000 I think that's great, because I think there's a real danger in claiming the kind of arrogance that comes from especially very highly educated people in specific areas.
00:23:25.000 If you're very highly educated in a specific area, they oftentimes are arrogant about things that they're ignorant about.
00:23:30.000 And it's interesting to watch that become an impossibility.
00:23:34.000 You're faced with such a massive amount of data that's just online, on my Twitter every day, I'm exposed to dozens and dozens of fascinating stories about science.
00:23:45.000 We should spend a week or two on each one.
00:23:46.000 We know, because we've got to live.
00:23:47.000 We've got to go make a buck or whatever, right?
00:23:49.000 But I just love to dig into all this stuff, and I'd love to learn every language there is, and I'd love to know every song that was...
00:23:54.000 But you can't.
00:23:55.000 I would like you to get at least a small grasp of what the fuck they're talking about when they're talking about quantum physics.
00:24:01.000 I would really just...
00:24:02.000 That's never going to happen.
00:24:03.000 I think once you understand quantum physics, it changes on you.
00:24:05.000 It's one of those things.
00:24:06.000 You're trying to grab fog.
00:24:07.000 Feynman's quote was it, if you think you understand quantum physics and you don't understand quantum physics.
00:24:13.000 I've read so many articles on it.
00:24:15.000 I'll explain it to someone and I'll say, this is an amazing thing that just came out today, but I don't know what it means.
00:24:22.000 Some geometric object that explains the interactions of particles.
00:24:25.000 As long as my shoes don't turn into sharks that eat my feet because of some quantum flux, I'm okay with it.
00:24:30.000 I know it does some creepy shit deep down.
00:24:32.000 I know, also, by the time it comes to the level of your sense, it all cancels out and this is still going to be a table tomorrow.
00:24:39.000 But deep down in the roots of matter, some really crazy shit is going on.
00:24:42.000 Yeah, a subatomic particle is blinking in and out of existence, existing simultaneously in two different places, in motion and still at the same time.
00:24:52.000 Basically what they're saying is that the heart of matter itself, the smallest measurable portion of reality is magic.
00:25:03.000 I mean, that's really what they're saying.
00:25:04.000 You know you're going to get emails from physicists saying, don't call it magic.
00:25:07.000 It's not magic.
00:25:07.000 It's just a little confusing there.
00:25:09.000 Thank you for correcting me.
00:25:11.000 It's magic to us, but then these microphones are kind of magic to me.
00:25:14.000 Look, these little magic penises that record everything we say.
00:25:17.000 It's amazing.
00:25:17.000 I had Dr. Amit Goswami on my podcast, who's one of the great quantum physicists of our age, who is just impossible to understand.
00:25:26.000 I mean, he would just go over.
00:25:29.000 He's gone so far.
00:25:31.000 It's magic talk.
00:25:34.000 It's so strange, but that is the accepted smallest measurable part of the universe.
00:25:41.000 It's amazing when you really start to think about what we know about nature, nature being fractal in so many different ways, the universe itself being fractal, and then when you get down to the smallest measurable The components of reality itself being this strange fiction almost world.
00:26:01.000 It's so bizarre.
00:26:03.000 It's impossible to know everything.
00:26:04.000 So I think this age of enlightenment that we're in right now is really unprecedented.
00:26:10.000 I don't think there's ever been a time like this.
00:26:12.000 Yeah, and once you break down the narrative, right?
00:26:15.000 My boring education is all in history of philosophy and science.
00:26:19.000 In the Renaissance, in the Enlightenment, is when people said, well, God doesn't answer anything.
00:26:25.000 God is a barrier to an answer.
00:26:27.000 Because the moment you say, God did it, it's like, oh, we got an answer.
00:26:29.000 God did it.
00:26:30.000 And then it becomes something that's blasphemous to question.
00:26:33.000 And so when people began to doubt The God thing?
00:26:38.000 Then they began to be able to explore, right?
00:26:40.000 They began to say, okay, well, if God didn't do it, what the hell, how did we get here?
00:26:43.000 You know, what is the world?
00:26:44.000 And what is the sun?
00:26:45.000 How does it work?
00:26:46.000 And all that.
00:26:46.000 I think we're kind of getting there in a really painful, difficult way.
00:26:50.000 I think we're kind of getting there because we've got this narrative And in the future, I guarantee you, it's going to be completely insane to look back and say, if people ever believe this shit, I mean, you know, the guys who cut their own balls off to go join that comet, you know, you look back and you say, wasn't there someone who said,
00:27:06.000 you know, when you're bringing out the pinkish years and taking off your tighty-whities, there's got to be someone who's saying, We're kind of going in the wrong direction here, but I think in the future they can look back at us like that and say, what were they thinking?
00:27:18.000 Like, we have these geographical areas called countries, and in those countries we have a tiny group of people with all the guns in the world, and they tell everyone else what to do, and somehow we think this is going to work out fine.
00:27:30.000 I can't believe I wasn't recording.
00:27:41.000 Yeah, I suck at technology.
00:27:46.000 I'm sorry.
00:27:47.000 I can't believe that this wasn't recording.
00:27:50.000 Well, we'll just start again.
00:27:51.000 We're warmed up.
00:27:53.000 Trayvon Martin, blah, blah, blah, quantum physics.
00:27:57.000 That's where we solved everything.
00:27:59.000 We solved a lot.
00:28:00.000 That was it.
00:28:01.000 We had the whole fucking thing down.
00:28:03.000 Well, I'll make sure it gets normalized.
00:28:08.000 I think the enormity of the times we live in, it's really easy for us to not notice it.
00:28:15.000 It's so normal to just be able to call someone on your cell phone.
00:28:18.000 It's so normal to be able to get on the internet and just get information.
00:28:21.000 I think the enormity of this as far as what that's like in comparison to having to go to the library and to getting your education from a school, which you're getting...
00:28:32.000 If you're taking science, you're getting it from this professor, and this professor is going to recommend these books, and there may be a completely opposing point of view that you're never going to be exposed to.
00:28:41.000 Whereas if you Google something, and then Google that phrase, and then debunked, man, I can't tell you how many fucking times I've had someone send me something, and then I'll say, Google what you just sent me, and then debunked, and then let's talk.
00:28:56.000 And if you haven't read that stuff, then don't talk to me, because if you only get one site, it's not any site at all.
00:29:01.000 Yeah, you're not.
00:29:02.000 You're getting this weird sort of confirmation bias-y thing that exists.
00:29:07.000 I've heard that argument as to why the internet is bad.
00:29:11.000 One of the bad things about the internet is you seek out like-minded people and you sort of confirm each other's biases and get together and pat each other on the back.
00:29:20.000 Sort of, yes, but I feel like those are just little camps outside of the wilderness of information, which is New York City.
00:29:29.000 You might have a tent where all you assholes get together and say that the Earth is 6,000 years old, but you're an hour's walk from Manhattan.
00:29:39.000 You're not going to survive.
00:29:41.000 Well, I don't remember all those people talking about a unity of narrative and seeking out like-minded people really complaining about, say, the church that I grew up in, or the public school that I grew up in, where I was taught that, you know, governments are necessary, beneficial, wonderful, and, you know, we fought the Second World War to defend against national socialism, and we won.
00:29:56.000 Like, we had, we already had that narrative.
00:29:58.000 Now people are fragmenting into their own narratives, but that's still way better than one monolithic nonsense pile that we're all supposed to imbibe, right?
00:30:05.000 Yes.
00:30:06.000 It's also like, as a human being, what we have been given is this insane amount of potential in the mind and in the body's ability to manipulate matter and nature, but yet we don't have a real direction book.
00:30:23.000 And we're sort of figuring out the abilities of this mind and the possibilities of society and our interactions with each other and the accumulation of information that we can all rely on each different aspect of our culture to contribute,
00:30:42.000 whether it's history or science or mathematics and all this stuff comes together and the potential of it is almost unfathomable.
00:30:50.000 It's almost impossible to really truly wrap our heads around.
00:30:54.000 And we only figure out how to do things right by trial and error.
00:30:58.000 We have to fuck up and then go, well, we can't do that again.
00:31:01.000 And we have to drop a nuclear bomb and go, well, that's a disaster.
00:31:05.000 And we have to, you know, We have this incredible device, the human mind, and we have very little idea of how to utilize it properly or even less control or engineer thought into how to develop people properly and to try to I mean,
00:31:31.000 when you see the president on television, what do they always deal with, the leader of the free world?
00:31:35.000 Well, they deal with conflict.
00:31:36.000 They're constantly dealing with conflict and loss and finances, and they're dealing with all these things that are important to people that are developed.
00:31:45.000 But how much thought is actually given to developing people?
00:31:49.000 When was the last time you heard the President of the United States talk about what we really need to do is focus on the lowest rung of our ladder, the weakest link in our chain of human beings, and strengthen that.
00:32:01.000 Wouldn't we be a better country if we had less losers?
00:32:05.000 Isn't that something we should concentrate on?
00:32:07.000 But it never gets brought up.
00:32:09.000 There's never talk about enriching poor neighborhoods or setting up community centers, finding ways to help young children that don't have guidance.
00:32:19.000 Bring in people.
00:32:20.000 And have fucking companies like Halliburton fund it.
00:32:23.000 You want to make a lot of money?
00:32:24.000 Rebuild Detroit.
00:32:26.000 You know?
00:32:27.000 Fuck Iraq.
00:32:28.000 Rebuild Detroit.
00:32:29.000 Fuck going to countries and blowing them up and rebuilding them.
00:32:32.000 Concentrate on what's already fucked up right here.
00:32:34.000 And it's never done.
00:32:36.000 And we look at it in terms of, you know, it's almost like going from Presidential run to presidential runs, like these four-year terms that they do.
00:32:51.000 In a way, it's almost like the idea of having a president and having these small four-year terms.
00:32:57.000 It's like you're always going to concentrate on just problems as far as conflict and money.
00:33:03.000 You're always going to concentrate on what's on the tip of people's tongues all the time, but not on the engineering of society.
00:33:09.000 Yeah, it's all cure and no prevention.
00:33:11.000 It's all just playing whack-a-mole with whatever fucking crisis is coming up at the moment.
00:33:15.000 And it's not, how are we going to make it so the society can be sane in 40 years?
00:33:20.000 We don't care about any of that stuff.
00:33:21.000 I mean, that's why there's a national debt.
00:33:23.000 That's why there's war, because it's just about getting elected.
00:33:25.000 Like the Federal Reserve just said, well, we're going to keep Buying $85 billion worth of US Treasuries, even though we said we were going to stop, because there's going to be an election coming up.
00:33:33.000 And what do they care if they pass the bill to the unborn?
00:33:36.000 I mean, they're going to be long gone.
00:33:37.000 So we have this weird society that does these really narrow time slices, which is just all about whack-a-mole and satisfying the noisiest people and keeping those people.
00:33:46.000 But the actual work of preventing in the long run, which is so easy.
00:33:50.000 The science is so easy.
00:33:52.000 It's so simple.
00:33:53.000 Reason with your children.
00:33:54.000 Don't hit your children.
00:33:56.000 Treat them like they're reasonable human beings.
00:33:58.000 I mean, I'm a dad of them.
00:33:59.000 I've been a stay-at-home dad for like four and a half years.
00:34:01.000 Never had to raise my voice at my daughter.
00:34:03.000 Never had to yell at her.
00:34:03.000 Never had to hit her.
00:34:04.000 Never had to have a time out.
00:34:05.000 We just reason things through.
00:34:07.000 They can start doing that at about 18 months of age, the studies show.
00:34:10.000 They can start to reason.
00:34:11.000 They can start to negotiate.
00:34:13.000 And if we had that, if we had that as a society, I can virtually guarantee you there would be almost no criminality.
00:34:20.000 I agree, but don't you think that there's an economic aspect to that that really can't be ignored?
00:34:24.000 You have the ability to do that, and very few people do.
00:34:26.000 That's the real issue, is that so many people, you have a working mom and a working dad, and the kids, by the time they see their parents I mean, they're ready to go to bed.
00:34:36.000 I mean, it's four or five o'clock at night if they're lucky.
00:34:39.000 Most of the time, they see their parents afterwards, so it's six, seven, you know?
00:34:43.000 And they've been in there since eight o'clock in the morning and they're exhausted and everyone, they've got to feed them, bathe them.
00:34:47.000 They don't really have time for quality interaction.
00:34:49.000 It's very difficult.
00:34:50.000 The idea that people have been sold that you can raise a child and have a full career, I think it's madness.
00:34:57.000 You can't do it.
00:34:58.000 You can't do it.
00:34:59.000 Yeah.
00:34:59.000 And this idea of the daycare, just kind of, you put them in daycare and that's fine.
00:35:04.000 It's just not true.
00:35:05.000 Statistically, factually, scientifically, kids who are in daycare for more than 20 hours a week experience exactly the same symptoms as those who've been abandoned by their mothers.
00:35:14.000 They experience maternal abandonment at a very fundamental level.
00:35:17.000 It changes their neurological system.
00:35:18.000 It changes their stress responses.
00:35:20.000 It changes their cortisol levels permanently.
00:35:22.000 You measure it 10, 20 years later.
00:35:23.000 It's still the same.
00:35:24.000 So this idea that you can just march people off to work, hey, it's great for the government.
00:35:29.000 I mean, the government loves it when both parents work because then they've got two taxes, two tax bases, two tax cattle out there spitting money into the treasury, plus then they've got to put the kid in daycare so then there's somebody else who they can tax who's taking care of the kids.
00:35:40.000 So the government loves it.
00:35:41.000 It really ups the GDP because everyone's working.
00:35:44.000 They get much more taxes.
00:35:45.000 And the problems of having kids in daycare, well, they get shuffled down to the next generation and who the hell cares about that?
00:35:50.000 Kids don't vote, right?
00:35:51.000 Yeah, but what's the solution to that?
00:35:53.000 I mean, it's going to be so difficult.
00:35:54.000 Sacrifice.
00:35:55.000 Sacrifice.
00:35:55.000 You know, I mean, people go to war.
00:35:59.000 You know, I mean, millions and millions of people went to war in the Second World War and the First World War.
00:36:04.000 I mean, marching into hailstorms of bullets and typhus and all that kind of horrible stuff that went on.
00:36:10.000 You know, when we say to people, I say to people all the time, you know, if you went to college, you know, you lived like a dog.
00:36:16.000 Most people live like dogs when they go to college for four years because it was a good investment.
00:36:21.000 Well, take that same approach.
00:36:22.000 If you want to have kids, you don't both have to work.
00:36:24.000 Just downsize.
00:36:25.000 Get rid of the second car.
00:36:27.000 We're not asking you to go fight Japanese in some godforsaken island in the Pacific.
00:36:32.000 Just maybe move to a smaller house, move to an apartment.
00:36:35.000 Just a couple of years when the kids, you know, kids' personality is 90% done by the time they're four.
00:36:40.000 You know, so all you gotta do the first couple of years is just sacrifice.
00:36:42.000 Have someone at home.
00:36:43.000 Breastfeed your child, for God's sake.
00:36:45.000 That's what nature intended.
00:36:46.000 And sacrifice.
00:36:48.000 You know, so maybe you don't get the big screen TV, but you know what you get is like a happy child throughout your life.
00:36:53.000 And you get to develop a human being in the correct way.
00:36:56.000 Yeah.
00:36:57.000 It's so easy for us to say, you know, my wife is a stay-at-home wife, a stay-at-home mom, and, you know, we have three children, and, you know, we're very fortunate, and everything works out great.
00:37:07.000 But in a unique financial situation, that can happen, whereas I have a lot of friends that are not in that situation.
00:37:13.000 They're trying to raise children, and they're also trying to put them in daycare during the day, and, you know, the wife just went back to work because we have bills, and this and that.
00:37:22.000 And you see it, and it's not the way a child wants to develop.
00:37:27.000 And it doesn't seem healthy.
00:37:28.000 No, I mean, historically, you know, you put your kid in a backpack, you went out and worked in the fields.
00:37:33.000 You go hunting, you bring your kid.
00:37:34.000 I mean, that's supposed to be...
00:37:36.000 It's so weird in the 21st century to say, children are supposed to be with their parents.
00:37:40.000 How did we ever drift away that that even needs to be said?
00:37:43.000 What do you think that is?
00:37:44.000 Do you think that's just a desire for materialism and some sort of a rationalization that you can...
00:37:51.000 You can go after both, that you can acquire all these things and keep up with the Joneses and just have someone else take care of the busy work of taking care of your child while you do that?
00:38:01.000 Is that what it is?
00:38:04.000 I think what happened was, and this sort of happened in the 60s and 70s, right?
00:38:08.000 So in the 50s, this whole amazing series of labor-saving devices came out, which freed women from the endless drudgery of, you know, your dishwashers came out and laundry machines and vacuum cleaners and all that kind of stuff, right?
00:38:20.000 So basically, a huge amount of work was done by machines now, which freed up women.
00:38:25.000 And of course, a lot of them were like, oh, okay, great, I'm going to go workforce whatever, right?
00:38:28.000 But I think what's really been downgraded is the skills required to be a good parent.
00:38:33.000 I mean, I've done some tough stuff in my life.
00:38:35.000 I've built businesses.
00:38:36.000 I started this crazy show and all that kind of stuff.
00:38:39.000 Nothing to me is more exciting and challenging than being a dad.
00:38:42.000 I mean, I know it's a cliche and everyone's always the most wonderful thing, but it really is an incredible thing to do, especially if you don't do any of the aggression stuff, because then you've got to come up with other stuff, right?
00:38:51.000 Other ways of dealing with conflicts, other ways of dealing with, quote, bad behavior.
00:38:55.000 It's really challenging.
00:38:56.000 Now, if you're just spanking your kids and yelling at them, I guess it's not that challenging and hell It's a hell of a lot not fun, right?
00:39:01.000 Because all you're doing is spending your whole day trying to control someone who doesn't want to be controlled.
00:39:04.000 That's no fun.
00:39:05.000 So I think that because we've got this hit them and put them in timeouts and send them to bed without dinner and yell at them or whatever, I mean, that's retarded.
00:39:13.000 Anyone could do that.
00:39:14.000 You can get an angry robot to do that, right?
00:39:17.000 But if you don't do that stuff, Then you have a really unique challenge of negotiating with someone who's three.
00:39:23.000 I mean, how exciting is that?
00:39:25.000 What an incredible challenge that is.
00:39:26.000 But because we've still got the hitting and the yelling and all of that, it's retarded.
00:39:30.000 And so people say, well, this is stupid and not fun, so I'm going to go to work.
00:39:33.000 But it's only stupid and not fun because you're yelling and hitting.
00:39:36.000 If you didn't do that, it would be really engaging.
00:39:39.000 And it's the most important aspect of our society, the most important aspect of our families, the most important aspect of our communities is developing good human beings.
00:39:48.000 And it's one that we leave to everybody.
00:39:51.000 We just go, look, I know you fucked your whole life up, but take care of this person.
00:39:55.000 And that person will in turn transfer everything that you've taught them and any way that you've fucked them up or made them better.
00:40:02.000 And they're going to Go out into the world and spread that energy, and it literally changes the tone of our entire society and culture.
00:40:10.000 And it's fascinating when you see different cultures all throughout the world, if you study the different ways they interact with their children, How vastly different the culture itself becomes because of these styles of interaction.
00:40:24.000 And our culture, which is thought to be universally one of the most materialistic, selfish, childlike cultures, is one of the cultures that embraces this idea of the two parents working,
00:40:40.000 the childcare, this idea of how we've decided to Promote becoming a human being.
00:40:48.000 It's one of the most awkward, weird examples of it on Earth.
00:40:54.000 Could you imagine, Joe, could you imagine it's your anniversary?
00:40:58.000 I know you got married a couple of years ago.
00:40:59.000 You've been with your wife a long time, right?
00:41:01.000 Imagine it's your anniversary, right?
00:41:03.000 And she calls you up and she says, Joe, you know, it's our anniversary.
00:41:05.000 I go out for a nice dinner.
00:41:06.000 I got a babysitter.
00:41:07.000 And you say, oh man, I can't believe what a cliche.
00:41:10.000 I completely forgot.
00:41:12.000 I'm so sorry.
00:41:13.000 Oh my God, that's so embarrassing.
00:41:14.000 But I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:41:16.000 I'll call up someone we don't know, and I'm going to pay the minimum wage to go out for dinner with you.
00:41:23.000 Now, they may not speak great English.
00:41:25.000 I mean, they've never met you before, but I'm sure it's going to be pretty much the same as going out for dinner with me, your ever-loving husband.
00:41:31.000 So, let me just make that call to the agency to send out some half-broken English-speaking guy to go out for dinner with you, and it's going to be exactly the same.
00:41:38.000 She'd be like, no, it's not the same, because you're my husband.
00:41:40.000 He's the same guy I don't even know.
00:41:42.000 But why the hell would we think parenting is any different?
00:41:44.000 I mean, how the hell do you replace the bond of you grew the child in your belly and you breastfeed the child and you know that child?
00:41:53.000 But I'm sure some minimum wage stranger who's rotating in and out of that job every four months is going to be exactly the same as a parent.
00:41:59.000 It's not the same.
00:42:00.000 And the consequences to society are significant.
00:42:03.000 And it's very frustrating to me when I communicate with people that are, especially women, that are single, that are thinking about having a child on their own.
00:42:12.000 I've had so many.
00:42:14.000 And I get it.
00:42:17.000 I get that they want a child.
00:42:19.000 And I get that they want a child and that they can't find a man.
00:42:22.000 I understand it.
00:42:23.000 It's hard to find someone that you're compatible with.
00:42:26.000 But god damn, is that a terrible idea.
00:42:29.000 It works sometimes.
00:42:30.000 Sometimes it works.
00:42:31.000 Sometimes you get lucky and you meet someone and somewhere along the line...
00:42:34.000 Some people fall 10 stories out of a building and walk away.
00:42:37.000 That doesn't mean that that should be your next step.
00:42:39.000 Yeah.
00:42:40.000 To engineer it that way, though, it's such a disaster.
00:42:44.000 Statistically, right?
00:42:47.000 Statistically and factually, there's no single worst predictor for a kid's outcome than being from a single mom household.
00:42:53.000 I hate to say it because, again, there are lots of single moms out there really trying to do the right thing.
00:42:58.000 Some single moms, like, husband got hit by a truck.
00:43:00.000 Terrible.
00:43:01.000 All the support.
00:43:04.000 The vast majority of it is didn't find the man or just ditched the man or whatever.
00:43:08.000 It is catastrophic for kids.
00:43:11.000 The statistics are horrendous.
00:43:13.000 80% of rapists come from a single-parent household.
00:43:15.000 85% of murderers.
00:43:17.000 Again, not that they all turn out that way, but when you see these significantly negative elements, a lot of it gets traced back.
00:43:23.000 There's this theory that says, economists are working this out fairly well, they say that if marriage rates had stayed at the 1970 levels, because marriage rates are really low these days, and marriage is not necessarily the same as two people committing to stay together while they raise a kid,
00:43:40.000 but we would have almost no deficit in government spending if marriage rates had stayed As they did in 1970. You know, when majority, fast majority, got married, stay married, and so on.
00:43:51.000 Because marital disintegration, I mean, huge rise in welfare state, huge rise in criminality costs, huge rise in everything you can think of in society.
00:44:00.000 If you trace back the deficit, a lot of it has to do with this breakdown of the family, which is I mean, some people say it's all engineer and I don't credit the ruling class with that much deviousness.
00:44:10.000 I don't think it would be.
00:44:11.000 No, but it is something that really has to be talked about.
00:44:15.000 I mean, and particularly for boys.
00:44:17.000 I mean, boys these days are having it real rough.
00:44:19.000 You know, like the schools are really focused on girls and how girls learn.
00:44:23.000 Really?
00:44:24.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:25.000 How so?
00:44:25.000 Well, the huge change has been boys like to learn hands-on.
00:44:29.000 They like to learn viscerally.
00:44:30.000 They don't like to just sit there and read about stuff or see the teacher do stuff on blackboards.
00:44:35.000 And about 30 years ago, a bunch of feminists said, well, girls are getting shortchanged in school and it's all designed for boys.
00:44:40.000 And they sort of really shifted the curriculum.
00:44:41.000 And since then, boys have been just falling behind catastrophically.
00:44:44.000 So 60% of people in universities are now girls.
00:44:48.000 And I think it's like nine times the number of boys are on these psychotropic Brain killing meds.
00:44:54.000 Really?
00:44:55.000 Yeah, because boys don't want to sit still all day.
00:44:58.000 But the society views girls as great and boys as like broken girls.
00:45:01.000 If we could just get them to be like the girls and sit quietly with their legs crossed and all that.
00:45:06.000 But boys are just getting it real rough in school these days.
00:45:08.000 And again, because they're growing up without dads, they don't have that role model of how to channel that aggression.
00:45:13.000 And so, you know, it's real rough.
00:45:16.000 And this is why they just get medicated so badly.
00:45:18.000 And then it escalates.
00:45:19.000 We talked about escalation.
00:45:20.000 It escalates from there.
00:45:21.000 You get one drug for ADHD and then you can't sleep.
00:45:23.000 So you get another drug for that.
00:45:24.000 And then you start developing bipolar symptoms.
00:45:26.000 You get another drug for that.
00:45:27.000 And then, oh my god, I think he's getting psychotic.
00:45:29.000 You get another drug for that.
00:45:30.000 Next thing you know, living in a facility for the rest of your life is monstrous.
00:45:33.000 And that's a huge issue in society.
00:45:35.000 The amount of money and the amount of influence that pharmaceutical drug companies have.
00:45:53.000 We're good to go.
00:45:55.000 We're good to go.
00:46:00.000 We're good to go.
00:46:08.000 What the fuck is a gator roll?
00:46:10.000 Oh, a gator roll?
00:46:11.000 When a gator grabs ahold of its prey, they roll.
00:46:14.000 I'm not going to spoil the joke, because you've got to see this.
00:46:18.000 And I've got to tell you, I was haunted by that when I dropped to sleep.
00:46:21.000 I like the idea of you spinning around as spiderweb in your own making.
00:46:24.000 It's like, oh my god, burned in my brain!
00:46:27.000 There's not enough power!
00:46:28.000 Not in the world.
00:46:28.000 Have you ever seen an alligator bite onto its prey?
00:46:32.000 Yeah, they spin.
00:46:33.000 They do a spin.
00:46:34.000 And they try to rip it out of the joint, out of its socket or something.
00:46:37.000 That has not helped my mental image to think of your mental image with an alligator.
00:46:41.000 Now, Ty, that's this old kind of thing.
00:46:42.000 People who don't know my joke are like, what the fuck are they talking about?
00:46:46.000 Go see it, because it's worth breaking it.
00:46:47.000 But you had this great bit where you're talking about Pharmaceutical companies will try masturbating with pot and stay awake.
00:46:55.000 I think there's something else too, which is that why is tobacco legal and pot is not?
00:46:59.000 Why is it never discussed?
00:47:01.000 Why it kills 500,000 people a year?
00:47:04.000 Because tobacco is a factory-found product.
00:47:06.000 Pot you can grow at home.
00:47:07.000 If you enable people to self-medicate, and I don't mean that in a bad way, but self-medicate.
00:47:13.000 I can't have trouble sleeping now.
00:47:14.000 Smoke a bit of pot and you fall asleep.
00:47:15.000 You can grow that shit at home.
00:47:17.000 In your basement, in your backyard or whatever, there's no profit to anyone.
00:47:21.000 So that stuff, like the stuff you can grow, tobacco, you kind of grow tobacco in your backyard.
00:47:25.000 Well, even if you did grow tobacco, you would have to have a license to do so.
00:47:28.000 Right, right, right.
00:47:29.000 It's not like you could grow tomatoes.
00:47:31.000 Like, you can grow your own tomatoes, but when you deal with anything that affects your consciousness, you have to have The government has to step in and allow you to do so.
00:47:40.000 You can't just make your own booze.
00:47:43.000 You can't make your own moonshine.
00:47:45.000 Isn't it illegal?
00:47:45.000 There's got to be some sort of regulations.
00:47:47.000 It's not like you craft beer making, right?
00:47:50.000 How does that work?
00:47:52.000 Well, I think as long as you don't sell it, I mean, I think you can make your own stuff at home or whatever.
00:47:56.000 But I think with tobacco, you need like a big, you know, in certain places and a big crop and stuff like that, and processing it is really hard.
00:48:03.000 Whereas pot, you just grow it and smoke it.
00:48:04.000 So I think it would be really tough, you know, because we measure economic productivity in this weird way.
00:48:09.000 You know, like if someone gets sick, the GDP goes up.
00:48:12.000 Like, how is that sane?
00:48:13.000 I mean, surely sickness is a bad thing and the GDP should reflect a negative result.
00:48:17.000 But, you know, they go spend a lot of money on treatments and suddenly it's like, woo, we're richer.
00:48:21.000 Same thing, if you then have people smoking pot that they've grown themselves, your GDP is going to take a huge crater and then all these people are going to be out of work who supply all this horrible stuff to people and so on.
00:48:32.000 The way we measure stuff now, it's just completely insane.
00:48:35.000 It forces everyone into these really, really bad decisions.
00:48:38.000 Yeah, one of the things you said that I really agree with about how boys are so much different than girls when it comes to learning.
00:48:46.000 I just recently started volunteering at my daughter's school, and she's in kindergarten, and I watch boys do, you know, you volunteer, like you have these tables set up, and you have to, everyone has to put together this little book and cut these pieces out and put it in order,
00:49:02.000 and You watch boys do it as opposed to girls, and they're a different animal.
00:49:06.000 I mean, it's a completely different thing.
00:49:08.000 They're almost like...
00:49:09.000 They're so challenged.
00:49:12.000 Like, the girls can just...
00:49:13.000 And they're doing it nicely and humming to themselves.
00:49:16.000 Boys aren't cutting in the lines, and they're barely paying attention to what's going on.
00:49:21.000 They want to run.
00:49:22.000 They want to go do something.
00:49:24.000 That's how I felt growing up.
00:49:26.000 I always felt like, I can't wait for this fucking bell to ring so I can run out of here.
00:49:31.000 I thought at the time, well, obviously, I'm not very smart and I'm not going to be good at school.
00:49:36.000 It wasn't that at all, but what it was was, I'm not designed for this.
00:49:41.000 There is a society, and this society has a broad spectrum of human beings, and we have various tasks that we will do and we will be really good at, and we'll have Different occupations that we can choose, and different ones suit different personalities, but this fucking cookie-cutter shit that they do in school,
00:49:57.000 they want everyone to be the same way, because that's all they have money for.
00:50:01.000 That's all we have resources for.
00:50:03.000 We have the ability to stick you in this class from 9 a.m.
00:50:06.000 to whatever, 2 p.m., and do this stuff, and then we need you to listen, and then you go, and then you leave, and we give you a grade on it.
00:50:15.000 Madness!
00:50:16.000 The idea of that as an educational backbone, as an educational foundation for a human being.
00:50:21.000 It's madness.
00:50:22.000 No.
00:50:22.000 It's nothing to do with our history.
00:50:24.000 You know, there's two things that are the best predictors of empathy.
00:50:29.000 Right?
00:50:29.000 Empathy is what we really, really need as a species.
00:50:31.000 Like, we're fucked with that empathy, because we've got these weapons of mass destruction, we've got nuclear weapons, we've got...
00:50:35.000 Like, if we don't really work on empathy, it's the most important resource.
00:50:39.000 So the question is, how do you grow it?
00:50:40.000 Two things seem to come up on the top of the list for how to grow empathy.
00:50:44.000 I would never have guessed them, so I'm going to ask you to try.
00:50:47.000 The two things that rise at the top when it comes to developing empathy.
00:50:51.000 Number one, the presence of a father.
00:50:53.000 Isn't that interesting?
00:50:54.000 Because men are considered to be less empathetic and women more empathetic.
00:50:57.000 Presence of the father is the number one predictor for the development of empathy.
00:51:00.000 Number two is free play in nature.
00:51:03.000 Hmm, free play in nature.
00:51:04.000 My daughter's really into this right now.
00:51:05.000 Like, we have toads that live by our house, and we have a froggy pond not far away, and she's learning a lot about how to handle things delicately, how to play with them and all of that.
00:51:13.000 She's great, great with animals.
00:51:15.000 And free play in nature in the presence of a father.
00:51:18.000 Now, what's happened over the past 40 years in our society?
00:51:22.000 Kids don't get free play in nature anymore.
00:51:24.000 Most of it's scheduled shit in the gym, you know, with the dance classes and all that.
00:51:28.000 There's nothing wrong with those, but give them free play in nature.
00:51:30.000 The glorious anarchy of childhood where it's just like, here's an afternoon, go do something, right?
00:51:34.000 That's number one.
00:51:35.000 And number two, of course, is that dads have vanished from so many households.
00:51:38.000 And this is why, in the last 15 years, sociopathy, one of the most malignant forms of destructive personality traits, sociopathy has doubled in the last 15 years.
00:51:47.000 I'm not sure what that term means.
00:51:49.000 Sociopathy, people who...
00:51:52.000 Grandiose, zero conscience, they use other people, they're superficially charming but never keep their promises.
00:51:58.000 They're sociopaths.
00:51:59.000 Yeah, sociopaths.
00:52:00.000 They have no conscience at all and no measurable conscience.
00:52:03.000 Like you can show them the most horrifying stuff where you and I, our brains would light up like Christmas trees, right?
00:52:08.000 And they just don't care.
00:52:10.000 They just don't have any...
00:52:11.000 And this has doubled in our society to the point where now between 1 in 25 and 1 in 20 people Are sociopaths?
00:52:18.000 I mean, it's terrifying.
00:52:19.000 There's a direct correlation between not growing up with a father and not being...
00:52:22.000 Well, those are two significant risk factors.
00:52:25.000 There's other stuff, you know, physical, verbal, emotional abuse.
00:52:27.000 How do they calculate that?
00:52:28.000 How do they calculate all this?
00:52:29.000 Do they just find sociopaths and work backwards, back-engineering?
00:52:32.000 Well, they do big studies, and they ask people all of the questions, and sociopaths will reliably get stuff wrong.
00:52:39.000 Because they just don't have empathy.
00:52:40.000 They can fake it.
00:52:41.000 They kind of know, well, that's what's expected.
00:52:43.000 But they don't actually feel empathy for other people.
00:52:46.000 And you can find that with a series of questions.
00:52:48.000 You can also measure their brains and find out how they react to certain stimuli and how it's different from the rest of the population.
00:52:54.000 And they do big studies on that and then they extrapolate that to the population as a whole.
00:52:57.000 We were talking about fMRIs before this recording started.
00:53:03.000 It was dripping shit.
00:53:04.000 We got it on the crappy recording.
00:53:06.000 We can audio engineer and put it all together.
00:53:09.000 The fascinating thing about fMRIs being able to measure various aspects of the brain and reactions to certain things.
00:53:17.000 On my television show, I don't know if you've ever seen it, it's called Joe Rogan Questions Everything.
00:53:21.000 Well, one of the things we did...
00:53:22.000 Swatching.
00:53:23.000 You gave me a new word, brother.
00:53:25.000 It's a beautiful thing.
00:53:26.000 It's actually from that Finding Bigfoot show.
00:53:28.000 They had been talking about it long before my show.
00:53:30.000 But I spoke to a woman who is...
00:53:34.000 She was an expert on use of EEG and fMRI.
00:53:39.000 And she said that there was actually a court case where a woman was convicted because she had functional knowledge of a crime scene.
00:53:46.000 And it's based on fMRI.
00:53:48.000 Wow.
00:53:49.000 That she had functional knowledge of a murder scene.
00:53:52.000 And the woman who was a neurologist felt that it was very dangerous because she said, there can be functional knowledge of something based on how much have they talked to you about this crime scene?
00:54:03.000 Have you formulated imageries in your head?
00:54:06.000 Have they shown you photographs of this scene?
00:54:07.000 Have they, like, what places, and how do we know, what aspect of it relies on personal creativity?
00:54:14.000 Or the imagination to sort of conceive and play it out in your head and then that this is registered on the fMRI.
00:54:24.000 Fascinating, fascinating stuff where we're getting to really understand the various components of what makes us a human being.
00:54:30.000 Memory is really tricky.
00:54:31.000 Do you have these things?
00:54:32.000 I have these things, Joe.
00:54:33.000 I have stories about my childhood and I swear to God, I could not tell you if they're true or not.
00:54:40.000 I don't know if I heard that story so many times.
00:54:42.000 I told it so many times.
00:54:43.000 I don't know if I am, in fact, a lizard reptile from the planet Aldebaran.
00:54:48.000 I mean, I'm not sure.
00:54:49.000 I don't know.
00:54:50.000 The story is like, oh, I remember when you did this.
00:54:53.000 I don't know if it got extrapolated.
00:54:55.000 Honestly, no.
00:54:57.000 Pictures of it didn't happen.
00:54:58.000 I don't know.
00:54:59.000 I think that's true for a lot of people.
00:55:00.000 You talk yourself in and out of stuff.
00:55:03.000 They did a study recently that blew my mind about people's ethical integrity.
00:55:08.000 So they did a study where they got people to agree with a particular ethical statement.
00:55:13.000 I agree with this ethical statement.
00:55:15.000 Abortion is bad or whatever.
00:55:16.000 They get an ethical statement.
00:55:18.000 And then they had them close the book and then the book stuck a new word that made it exactly the opposite statement.
00:55:25.000 I now agree with this thing that I formally condemned as evil.
00:55:28.000 They opened it up and they asked them, can you just read that again and tell us what you think?
00:55:32.000 About 70-80% of the people would read it again and completely agree with the exact opposite statement that they've made, not three minutes before, and had great reasons for it.
00:55:43.000 Wow.
00:55:44.000 I mean, this is the level of fluid unreality that people live in, and it's really dangerous.
00:55:49.000 That we all live in.
00:55:49.000 Yeah, we all have to fight this tendency, for sure.
00:55:51.000 Well, I've had real issues with people when you talk to them about past events and they start giving an incredibly distorted, self-serving version of it, and I wonder whether or not they really believe this or not.
00:56:02.000 I'm a big proponent of if I criticize something, I criticize myself first.
00:56:10.000 Because I think that if I criticize a various aspect of human nature, like memory, my memory is fantastic and yet fucking terrible.
00:56:19.000 When I do the Ultimate Fighting Championship, when I do the broadcast for the fights, I can rattle off statistics.
00:56:26.000 You are great with names.
00:56:28.000 Thank you.
00:56:29.000 Because for me, people might as well just introduce themselves to me with like, hello, I'm Bella.
00:56:33.000 Because that's all three minutes later and that's like a concert.
00:56:35.000 But you were just like, boom, boom, boom.
00:56:36.000 Names just trip off your tongue.
00:56:37.000 That's incredible.
00:56:38.000 Well, especially when it comes to like mixed martial arts or something I'm passionate about.
00:56:43.000 I can remember details of fights and very important things.
00:56:45.000 But like last night, last night's show was amazing.
00:56:49.000 I've been looking forward to it for the longest time.
00:56:51.000 I love coming to Toronto.
00:56:52.000 I was like, that was a moment to be part of.
00:56:54.000 Like that was a killer show.
00:56:55.000 It was a lot of fun.
00:56:56.000 So it's 3,000 people.
00:56:58.000 I'm on stage for an hour and 20 minutes.
00:57:00.000 And if you had access to my memory of that night, it would be blurry snapshots.
00:57:07.000 Barely remember half of it.
00:57:09.000 Oh yeah, did I do that joke?
00:57:11.000 I don't remember if I did that joke.
00:57:12.000 I have notes.
00:57:13.000 I mean, I have a recording.
00:57:14.000 But that's called being in the moment, right?
00:57:15.000 Yes.
00:57:15.000 Because you're in the moment.
00:57:16.000 If you can remember it too well, you were watching yourself.
00:57:19.000 You weren't in it, right?
00:57:20.000 Yes.
00:57:20.000 But it's a huge event for me, an important once-a-year thing when I come to Toronto.
00:57:26.000 And yet, my memory of it is this incredibly cloudy thing.
00:57:30.000 And it's like, that is the case, I think, with most human beings when it comes to memory.
00:57:34.000 And we look at memory and we try to pretend as if my memory is locked solid.
00:57:40.000 You know, it's in there.
00:57:42.000 Bolted in, it's screwed in place, it's not going anywhere.
00:57:45.000 That's nonsense.
00:57:46.000 The mind doesn't work that way.
00:57:48.000 There's various things you can remember.
00:57:49.000 I remember how to use this espresso machine because I've done it.
00:57:52.000 I know I push the little carton in there and I press that button and the junk comes out.
00:57:56.000 But, you know, the reality of my day, like what went on today, is just snapshots, like weird flashbacks of food I ate and the jokes that we'd tell.
00:58:09.000 It's very strange, the human mind.
00:58:12.000 I think one of the emerging aspects of technology that I'm incredibly fascinated with is the symbiotic relationship that we're starting to have with computers, machines, Google Glass.
00:58:23.000 I think we're going to develop an artificial way of recording things, an artificial way of recording life that's going to be like, I'm going to be able to, you know, Stefan, please check out my day.
00:58:33.000 I'm going to drop off my day and you're going to roll with like, holy shit, weren't you fucking terrified in this?
00:58:37.000 Well, this is a crazy moment.
00:58:39.000 We'll be able to call each other up.
00:58:41.000 We'll be able to fast forward each other's lives and share.
00:58:45.000 Well, do you know that a whole bunch of lawyers are trying to get in touch with the NSA these days?
00:58:50.000 Because the NSA records everything.
00:58:53.000 And so they're saying, look, I mean, for my court case, you guys know his cell phone was here when he was talking on it, and they say he was here, but the cell company doesn't have records.
00:59:02.000 Go back two years.
00:59:03.000 You guys can get this guy out of jail, and the Freedom of Information Act, they're just hammering these guys, trying to get facts out to get people out of jail or put people in jail.
00:59:11.000 I think they don't want to really completely admit that they are recording everything.
00:59:16.000 I mean, when Obama addressed that situation...
00:59:18.000 It's easier to record everything than some things, right?
00:59:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:59:21.000 If we had to turn this on and off when we said something important, we'd never...
00:59:23.000 We're just recording metadata.
00:59:26.000 It's...
00:59:27.000 Not a concern?
00:59:28.000 We're not spying on Americans?
00:59:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:59:30.000 The fuck you're not, man.
00:59:31.000 They're spying on everyone, and they're putting it all in these gigantic hard drives.
00:59:36.000 And they'll access it if they...
00:59:37.000 No.
00:59:38.000 I mean, hard drive space is so cheap now, but I've always lived like that.
00:59:41.000 It's always being recorded ever since I went online.
00:59:42.000 Smart.
00:59:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:59:43.000 Come on.
00:59:44.000 It's a smart way to do it.
00:59:45.000 I mean, and it's showing now at this point in time that that is what's...
00:59:48.000 If you send something, if you transmit something, someone can receive it.
00:59:52.000 Someone can pick it up.
00:59:53.000 Someone can intercept it.
00:59:55.000 It's a very strange aspect, but again, as we were talking about before, I think we are in an adolescent stage of this relationship that we have to technology and this relationship that we have to information.
01:00:06.000 I think, ultimately, it's going to get to a point where there is no boundary between your information or my information.
01:00:12.000 I think where that really gets weird is with money.
01:00:14.000 Because money essentially right now is just ones and zeros.
01:00:18.000 And when you get down to this finite point of this finite barrier and that barrier breaks and there is no boundary between anyone and information, money is just information.
01:00:30.000 It can start getting really fucking weird.
01:00:33.000 Yeah, money is a great bullshit.
01:00:35.000 It is.
01:00:36.000 It's like, let's both believe in this bullshit and it's real, right?
01:00:39.000 That's how churches get built.
01:00:41.000 Money is just as complete fiction as you pointed out.
01:00:44.000 It used to be Dig out of the ground.
01:00:48.000 You couldn't just make it up like that, right?
01:00:50.000 But the Fed buying this, as we mentioned, $85 billion worth of treasuries, they don't have that money.
01:00:54.000 I mean, it's not like they went out and made it.
01:00:56.000 Oh man, that was a long shift at the pizza hut to get those tips, man.
01:00:59.000 They just type whatever they want into their bank account and we don't think that's going to corrupt human beings.
01:01:04.000 I mean, give me a break.
01:01:05.000 It's so strange.
01:01:06.000 It's so strange.
01:01:08.000 We live in the weirdest time when it comes to money as well because of the whole collapsing of the banks and the bailouts and the president getting on television and saying that he's going to limit the guys who we bailed out.
01:01:20.000 He's going to limit their fucking bonuses to half a million dollars.
01:01:25.000 And we're like, what?
01:01:27.000 Where's that money coming from?
01:01:28.000 Is that our money?
01:01:29.000 Wait a minute.
01:01:29.000 You're going to take our money and you're going to give it to these guys.
01:01:32.000 It's a bonus for failing?
01:01:34.000 Yeah.
01:01:34.000 Like, the banks failed and so they get a bonus.
01:01:37.000 What are you saying?
01:01:38.000 What is this madness we're living in?
01:01:40.000 Well, Obama, of course, you know, there's some theories that one of the main reasons he got elected was he took the most money of all the candidates from Wall Street, from the financial companies.
01:01:49.000 And, I mean, what's he going to do?
01:01:51.000 Throw them in jail?
01:01:51.000 Like, they just did this fine.
01:01:52.000 I think it was yesterday.
01:01:55.000 J.P. Morgan got hit with a fine of $920 million.
01:01:59.000 First of all, that's just bailout money they're handing back.
01:02:02.000 It's boomerang money.
01:02:03.000 Here, you owe, it's back.
01:02:04.000 Secondly, let's say that they seem to have admitted to some illegal stuff.
01:02:08.000 They did the legal stuff which cost their clients a lot of money.
01:02:11.000 Are the clients getting the money back?
01:02:12.000 No.
01:02:12.000 Government gets it.
01:02:13.000 It's like phoning the cops and saying, somebody stole my car.
01:02:15.000 The cops said, oh, we found it.
01:02:16.000 Well, we're going to keep it, but we found it.
01:02:18.000 I mean, why would the government get the money for what J.P. Morgan did to rip off its customers?
01:02:23.000 Plus, the J.P. Morgan employees aren't going to get raises because, I mean, but the J.P. Morgan executives, they don't pay anything.
01:02:28.000 It's a corporation.
01:02:29.000 I mean, they can't pay.
01:02:30.000 I mean, the corporation is just this abstract fiction that people make up to shield themselves from legal consequences.
01:02:35.000 So, everyone's like, oh, well, they got fined, so they're, you know, somehow the J.P. Morgan executives are out that money, and it's like, no, they're not.
01:02:41.000 I mean, they're never going to get thrown in jail for anything.
01:02:44.000 Never.
01:02:45.000 Never going to get thrown in jail for things that the average person would be locked up for the rest of their life if they were involved in fraud at that level.
01:02:54.000 If they were involved, I mean, just think about Just think about when people go to jail for what they do with the stock market, for manipulation of the stock market.
01:03:07.000 How much different is that, really, than what goes on with the banking crisis?
01:03:12.000 You're talking about moving money around.
01:03:14.000 You're talking about manipulating things and figuring out a way to profit from these manipulations.
01:03:19.000 How is insider trading any different from what these guys have done?
01:03:23.000 Well, it's not.
01:03:24.000 If you want to talk about manipulating the stock market, the Federal Reserve buying The treasury bonds is because nobody else wants those pieces of shit, frankly, right?
01:03:32.000 I mean, the Chinese are sick of them, the Indians are sick of them, the Japanese are sick of them, because they know that they can't possibly be redeemed without hyperinflation or some other default, right?
01:03:42.000 That's either a soft or a hard default.
01:03:43.000 They know that that stuff is junk, so the Fed is buying them just to prop up the prices, and they're doing that so all the other governments don't have to admit that they're basically toilet paper, Zimbabwe.
01:03:53.000 Yeah.
01:03:54.000 And it's all just this crazy thing that they can't possibly sustain.
01:03:57.000 You know, I did this show once.
01:03:58.000 There have been about 240 Just paper-only, quote-fiat currency, paper-only money in the history of the world.
01:04:06.000 240 different ones.
01:04:09.000 Some government gets in power, they issue some bullshit currency, and then it blows up, and then they issue some new currency or whatever.
01:04:15.000 There's only one of them that's still in circulation from a couple of hundred years ago.
01:04:19.000 It's the British pound, though it's lost like 97% of its value.
01:04:22.000 The dollar's lost like 98% of its value since the Fed came in in 1913. People say, yes, it's expensive.
01:04:29.000 It's not.
01:04:31.000 Gas is cheaper now than it was in 1960 if you pay for it in silver.
01:04:34.000 If you pay for it in this paper shit that they hand around pretending it's money, it's really expensive because it's been devalued so much.
01:04:40.000 When I first came to Canada in 1977, I was like 11 years old.
01:04:44.000 I could get a candy bar for a dime.
01:04:46.000 You know, now and within like 10 years it was like a buck because they're just printing all this crazy money.
01:04:51.000 Printing money is a great gig because you get to hand it out to all the people who are voting for you and then the inflation hits like two years later and nobody can connect the dots.
01:04:58.000 It's beautiful.
01:04:59.000 And plus, everyone blames the local supermarket for raising the prices as if they want to, right?
01:05:03.000 But all this central printing money stuff is just really, really dangerous and it brought down the Roman Empire in exactly the same way.
01:05:09.000 They just kept putting more and more crap into their money until what was silver denarius, which was originally 100% silver, it ended up being like 1.5% silver with basically zombie teeth and hair and shit thrown into it, right?
01:05:22.000 And it just destroys the entire economy and there's going to have to be this huge reset in the global economy soon.
01:05:28.000 How is that going to happen?
01:05:30.000 What's fascinating is that now that we have this incredible access to information and now that people like you are putting this stuff out there, it's become part of the narrative.
01:05:42.000 People understand what's wrong.
01:05:44.000 It's not just a matter of it goes wrong and it takes years for people to put the pieces together and then you have to go to school and learn what's wrong.
01:05:51.000 It's really right in front of your face what's wrong.
01:05:53.000 What happens now?
01:05:54.000 Do you think that there's an adjustment period?
01:05:56.000 Do you think that because of this incredible groundswell of information, do you think that it can be re-engineered?
01:06:04.000 Can it be redesigned?
01:06:06.000 Can we somehow or another Bitcoin our way out of this?
01:06:10.000 Well, there's a long-term solution, which I think is multi-generational, which has to do with treating kids better and raising them rationally and not using aggression on them and all that.
01:06:18.000 There's a long-term solution.
01:06:19.000 The short-term solution, I think, is just trying to invest in human capital, trying to convert paper currency into something tangible like real estate or gold or something like that.
01:06:28.000 I think those are sensible strategies that lots of people who've been on my show and all these economists all talk about.
01:06:33.000 I think that's all good stuff.
01:06:34.000 I think what's going to happen in the short run is obviously the government's going to run out of money.
01:06:38.000 No matter how much they print, they're just going to run out of money.
01:06:42.000 Then what happens is there's going to be talk of sacrifice.
01:06:46.000 Now, not the kind of sacrifice like, forget the second car, stay home with your kids that we've been talking about before, but like real hard-nosed sacrifice.
01:06:52.000 And they're going to say, well, we've spent beyond our means for so long, you've seen this happen before in history, and they just basically turn on the dependent classes.
01:06:58.000 They expect the welfare recipients to live on less, social security recipients to live on less, and they'll just start squeezing the dependent classes because that's the biggest single bill.
01:07:07.000 And also, you will see, which of course is the goal of a lot of overseas terrorists, you will We'll see the US begin to withdraw the imperial presence in the world.
01:07:15.000 They've got over 700 military bases all over the world.
01:07:17.000 That's some expensive stuff.
01:07:19.000 Is that really the number now?
01:07:20.000 700?
01:07:20.000 Over 700. I think 720 now.
01:07:22.000 That's incredible.
01:07:23.000 Oh, it's crazy.
01:07:24.000 When we talk about the Roman Empire, when people talk about Genghis Khan conquering the world, that was nothing.
01:07:30.000 Well, Genghis Khan was basically just a fuck machine.
01:07:33.000 You know, like, a third of people in that section of the world can trace their lineage back to that guy.
01:07:37.000 I mean, he was working overtime, man.
01:07:39.000 He, like, he never did a gator role.
01:07:40.000 I think that's what I'm trying to say.
01:07:42.000 It's pretty amazing when you think about how much damage they did, though.
01:07:45.000 Do you ever read or listen to Dan Carlin's show, Hardcore History?
01:07:48.000 Yeah, he's been on my show, actually.
01:07:49.000 Yeah, he's got a great show.
01:07:50.000 Great guy.
01:07:51.000 His piece on the Khan, the Wrath of the Khan, is a five-part piece on the incredible accomplishments of Genghis Khan I mean,
01:08:20.000 wouldn't your arm hurt?
01:08:21.000 Half a while?
01:08:22.000 Like, that's a lot of...
01:08:23.000 You have tried pulling a bow?
01:08:24.000 I mean...
01:08:24.000 Those are real bows, too.
01:08:26.000 That's not a compound bow.
01:08:27.000 Those bows would require 160 pounds of pressure to pull.
01:08:30.000 Yeah.
01:08:30.000 I mean, like, at one point, you just, like, get my fucking arm flies off.
01:08:34.000 You know, you don't even, like, it doesn't even shoot an arrow anymore.
01:08:36.000 Your arm goes across like a boomerang.
01:08:37.000 I don't know what you do at that point.
01:08:39.000 And they had women that could pull those bows.
01:08:41.000 Yeah.
01:08:41.000 And shoot from a horse, like in a bullseye while your horse is thundering along.
01:08:44.000 I mean, that's crazy.
01:08:45.000 And also shoot sideways, tucked under the horse.
01:08:48.000 Oh, right, right.
01:08:49.000 So they couldn't get hit from arrows from the side.
01:08:50.000 Right, right.
01:08:51.000 They were like shielding themselves from the horse.
01:08:53.000 Now that, I mean, if that was still going on, would you take narrating that job That's my question.
01:09:00.000 That'd be pretty exciting stuff.
01:09:02.000 It would be like a low-flying helicopter.
01:09:04.000 Right, right.
01:09:05.000 It's a completely different game.
01:09:07.000 The beautiful thing about the UFC is it's a mutually agreed-upon competition.
01:09:12.000 Absolutely.
01:09:12.000 A character contest.
01:09:15.000 A contest of will and planning and discipline.
01:09:18.000 To me, it's...
01:09:20.000 The Ultimate Fighting Championship is, to me, literally the ultimate in competition for a human being.
01:09:26.000 I don't think it's for everybody.
01:09:28.000 It's certainly not, but I think as far as the amount of time and energy and focus and then the maintenance and the control of your emotions during a contest, because you're literally putting your health on the line and your consciousness,
01:09:43.000 you can get incredibly badly hurt.
01:09:45.000 I think it's one of the reasons why it's so incredibly exciting.
01:09:50.000 And the discipline, I can't remember the name of the fighter, but you're saying it's one guy who keeps a list of everything he wants to accomplish by his bed and reads it.
01:09:56.000 First thing that he gets up in the morning and just really focuses on that stuff.
01:10:00.000 Uriah Faber does the same thing.
01:10:01.000 Yeah, they both hate each other in Twins Valley.
01:10:04.000 Let me spin you a theory because we're talking about the fighting stuff.
01:10:07.000 I was watching the show last night and I was thinking about why is this occurring?
01:10:14.000 People could be doing anything with their time and money and they're coming here to see some really funny stuff.
01:10:19.000 And I was thinking about a lot of the stuff that you and the other two comics talked about is pretty visceral, right?
01:10:26.000 I mean, you've got this great phrase that you use, the monkey energy.
01:10:31.000 You know, like you've got this crazy monkey energy when you can't pay your mortgage and, you know, but you've got to go out and do something physical because your body thinks there's like a tiger jumping at you and stuff like that.
01:10:39.000 And I was really struck by, you know, Dick Farr jokes and stuff like that.
01:10:43.000 I mean, cum jokes and stuff like that.
01:10:45.000 They're funny.
01:10:46.000 But I think it's really interesting the degree to which people respond to that, because it's not polite conversation.
01:10:50.000 I've never seen a sign outside the box office relative to yours that says, the most extreme possible language will be used.
01:10:58.000 If you like Jane Austen, your head is going to explode in here.
01:11:02.000 I have had that same sign since the 1990s.
01:11:06.000 It was actually that sign I put up It's on my first CD, which is called I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday, which I released in 1999. And that sign was something that I started putting up in comedy clubs because I got tired of people complaining.
01:11:20.000 And they said, this show will contain the most extreme content imaginable.
01:11:25.000 And it really did.
01:11:26.000 Like, I have a pretty good imagination.
01:11:28.000 Didn't come close.
01:11:29.000 Didn't come close.
01:11:31.000 No, and that's good.
01:11:32.000 I mean, that was good.
01:11:33.000 So I was thinking, okay, but why are people so drawn to this?
01:11:36.000 Because it is.
01:11:36.000 It is a very common component of comedy and all that.
01:11:39.000 And let me give you a tiny theory, and then you can tell me that as an outside non-comedian, I'm completely full of shit, which is fine.
01:11:44.000 But I had this sort of idea, like...
01:11:46.000 We're supposed to be united in what to me is just a lot of crap.
01:11:51.000 You know, like countries, patriotism, nationalism, our gods, our saints, our whatever, our clan.
01:11:58.000 It's all nonsense and it doesn't actually connect people because it's kind of fantastical, right?
01:12:04.000 I mean, countries, they don't even really exist.
01:12:08.000 Colors on a map, I call them tax farms, but they don't really exist like a real thing.
01:12:14.000 Where we can connect, and I think where this comedy show last night really did help people connect, was we are all mammals.
01:12:21.000 And we have these bodily functions and we have these impulses and these urges and these fantasies.
01:12:26.000 Like the first guy talking about his fantasy of being El Gato.
01:12:34.000 I'm English enough to know that anything that mocks the French gets on my hand.
01:12:38.000 I think that there's this monkey meetup club that goes on in comedy clubs where we do connect at that really visceral level.
01:12:46.000 Of shitting, of fucking, of farting, of sex drives, of the guy in the elevator talking.
01:12:54.000 One of the funniest things to me that night was the noise he made when he forgot to breathe when he was eating so much.
01:13:03.000 That's hilarious.
01:13:04.000 Because we've all been there.
01:13:05.000 This food is so good.
01:13:06.000 Why can't I see out of my left thigh?
01:13:08.000 I need to breathe too.
01:13:10.000 We've all been there.
01:13:11.000 And these are all sorts of really common experiences that we really can't talk about because we live in these refined abstracts of countries and religions and clubs and all that.
01:13:20.000 But here, at this level, we really do, I think, connect in a very visceral way.
01:13:24.000 And there was so much talked about in terms of connection.
01:13:26.000 And I think the audience is laughing because we never get to talk about how we connect.
01:13:29.000 At an animal level.
01:13:31.000 And I was thinking about the UFC as well.
01:13:32.000 That a lot of your life, I think, is around getting people to connect at a very visceral animal level.
01:13:37.000 And animal level sounds bad.
01:13:38.000 I don't mean it that way at all.
01:13:40.000 I think it's really, this is where we do connect at the beginning.
01:13:42.000 You know, we connect in sex, we connect in fighting, we connect in...
01:13:45.000 Primally.
01:13:46.000 Primally.
01:13:46.000 And I think a lot of your work has to do with that.
01:13:48.000 And fear factors also involve that really primal stuff, primal fears that people have confronting them and overcoming them.
01:13:54.000 People watching that, I think, can really connect with that fear, with that desire for the money and the fear of the circumstances and all that.
01:14:00.000 Well, the primal fear of competition itself, the fear of failing, The fear of overcoming adversity or not being able to.
01:14:08.000 That's a real part of being a person is the challenges of life itself.
01:14:14.000 And with Fear Factor, it was a stupid show.
01:14:16.000 Don't get me wrong, I don't have any grandiose ideas of what that show was.
01:14:19.000 You didn't come up with any taglines for that, right?
01:14:21.000 No, it was Fear Factor.
01:14:22.000 It's a stupid show.
01:14:23.000 It's a silly show.
01:14:25.000 It was entertaining and I know people enjoyed it, but what was fascinating to me was I have a background in martial arts and in competition, more importantly.
01:14:35.000 I fought most of my life from age 15 to age 22. It's basically all I did with my time.
01:14:41.000 And so I understand what it's like to be confronted with a daunting task.
01:14:46.000 I understand what it's like to be standing there when the referee looks at you and goes, You know, and then looks at the other guy and goes, are you ready?
01:14:53.000 Go!
01:14:53.000 You know, in that moment, that like, here it is.
01:14:56.000 Like you're stepping off a cliff, right?
01:14:58.000 It's a very strange thing for us to just say, ready, go, and then go do something.
01:15:02.000 It's really hard to do, to anticipate.
01:15:04.000 And also, as human beings, we can calculate all these different variables.
01:15:08.000 And one of the things about being an intelligent person and facing a difficult competition, whether it's fighting or anything incredibly hard, is like, You are aware of the variables.
01:15:17.000 You're aware of the failure.
01:15:18.000 You're aware of the humiliation.
01:15:19.000 You're aware of the embarrassment of failure.
01:15:22.000 You're aware of the personal dissatisfaction with your own performance and the pressure that's going to come with that.
01:15:26.000 All those variables, they can combine to create a constriction effect.
01:15:33.000 Where you just almost can't perform.
01:15:36.000 You're overwhelmed by the possibilities.
01:15:39.000 And you just freak the fuck out.
01:15:40.000 It's called being dwarfed by the moment.
01:15:42.000 The moment comes and it's...
01:15:44.000 And one of the things that I was good at on Fear Factor is to talk people through that.
01:15:48.000 And just to let them know, like, look, you can fucking do this.
01:15:51.000 You just go out and don't think about anything else but doing it.
01:15:54.000 All those other things are a trap.
01:15:55.000 All those other things are demons.
01:15:57.000 You've got to keep those demons at bay.
01:15:58.000 Don't entertain them.
01:16:00.000 Don't feed them.
01:16:01.000 Don't give them water.
01:16:02.000 Push them away.
01:16:03.000 They don't exist.
01:16:03.000 What you're going to concentrate on is repeating the mantra that you can do this and this is how you're going to do it.
01:16:07.000 Be in the moment and go do this.
01:16:09.000 And I helped a lot of people get through that show because of that.
01:16:12.000 And that is a primal thing.
01:16:15.000 That's the difference between someone who survives an encounter with a jaguar and someone who doesn't.
01:16:20.000 You know, someone who panics and freezes up and gets killed and someone who runs away.
01:16:25.000 Someone who figures out how to climb a tree.
01:16:26.000 Someone who figures out how to pick a rock and smash it in the head.
01:16:29.000 The difference between someone who encounters an incredibly difficult situation and learns from it or dies because of it.
01:16:38.000 That's a primal thing, man.
01:16:40.000 I mean, that is one of the reasons why we're here, is because people did confront predators.
01:16:45.000 And the reason why children are afraid at night of monsters is because we have genetics that were never above jaguars.
01:16:52.000 Jaguars and leopards eating us.
01:16:54.000 I remember reading this story about a guy who got bitten by a great right shark.
01:16:58.000 And not like it bit and went off, like it took his whole torso in its mouth, and it swam underwater with him.
01:17:05.000 And he was so dazed.
01:17:06.000 He said he remembered it all very vividly because he wasn't a head injury, right?
01:17:09.000 You forget stuff then, right?
01:17:11.000 But he was under the water and he was just being basically pulled along into the deep water by the shark, which had it in his jaws.
01:17:17.000 And he was just dazed and he was like, I'm fucked.
01:17:20.000 You know, okay, well, what am I going to do here, right?
01:17:22.000 And then the image of his kids came up and his wife and he's like, no fucking way.
01:17:27.000 And he just reached up and he jammed his hand into the eye of the shark.
01:17:31.000 Wow.
01:17:32.000 And it shook him free.
01:17:34.000 It let go, because, you know, I guess that hurts.
01:17:36.000 I can imagine, right?
01:17:37.000 And he swam to the surface, and he lived, and he made it back to shore.
01:17:41.000 Because there's that moment where you just go, like, no fucking way.
01:17:44.000 I'm not going out like this.
01:17:46.000 Wow.
01:17:46.000 And that, I think, is, I think that's the primal and visceral response.
01:17:49.000 Whereas before, it was just like, I'm going to surrender to this god-awful thing.
01:17:53.000 And then it's just like, no, no way.
01:17:55.000 No way.
01:17:55.000 I'm fighting back this.
01:17:56.000 Well, that's what's fascinating about martial arts competition, is that everyone has that sort of no way thing.
01:18:01.000 But the reality of no way is if you're in the octagon with Jon Jones and you say, no way, it doesn't matter what you think.
01:18:09.000 He's going to kill you.
01:18:10.000 He's going to kill you.
01:18:11.000 I walk into that, I'm like a fine red mist of nothingness in about 10 seconds.
01:18:15.000 A person has been, they've prepared their entire life for this moment.
01:18:20.000 And it's not just the no way that you get when you're getting bit by a shark, but it's also knowing that that no way is coming every fucking day, getting up at 5 a.m.
01:18:31.000 when the alarm clock goes off and eating healthy and running and making sure you get the right amount of rest and take the right amount of vitamins and all that knowing that you have that instinct to say no way, but so does he.
01:18:43.000 And that's not going to be good enough.
01:18:45.000 Right, right.
01:18:46.000 You're going to have to control your body, control your mind, develop your skills, and have an intelligent approach to this very difficult task in front of you.
01:18:56.000 And you've talked about when you were a kid that you saw violence in your home, which I'm, of course, incredibly sorry.
01:19:02.000 Is it true that for a lot of these guys, they come from some rough backgrounds, some aggressive or violent backgrounds?
01:19:08.000 Yes, a lot of them.
01:19:09.000 Yeah, almost all of them.
01:19:10.000 And what do you think the connection is there?
01:19:12.000 Because in some ways, you'd sort of think, well, if you saw that kind of stuff, wouldn't you want to get Away from it.
01:19:19.000 You would, but sometimes you can't, and so you want to learn to protect yourself.
01:19:23.000 That's what a lot of it is.
01:19:25.000 And a lot of it is a lot of guys were bullied.
01:19:27.000 I was bullied, not too badly.
01:19:30.000 Nobody really hurt me, but I was intimidated by a lot of guys, scared.
01:19:35.000 And it gets in your head, the bullying, right?
01:19:37.000 It just circles around your head.
01:19:38.000 It's humiliating.
01:19:39.000 It's humiliating.
01:19:40.000 It causes people to jump off buildings.
01:19:44.000 It's a huge, huge problem with human beings, this natural inclination to pick on the weak to satisfy our own insecurities.
01:19:54.000 For me, I was a small kid.
01:19:56.000 I wasn't big, and there was just too many moments where I was scared.
01:20:01.000 And I was like, okay, this is not how I want to live my life.
01:20:03.000 So I started taking martial arts.
01:20:05.000 I was like, I've got to learn how to fight, because this is just too scary.
01:20:08.000 The environment isn't going to end it.
01:20:09.000 You get a sense of eternity, like this is going to be the rest of my life.
01:20:13.000 And the environment is not going to change it.
01:20:14.000 The teachers aren't going to stop it.
01:20:15.000 There's no way for my parents to stop it.
01:20:17.000 If I don't act, this is going to be the same fucking day for the rest of my life.
01:20:21.000 It was clear to me that no one was going to help me.
01:20:23.000 And as a boy, one of the core issues of being a boy growing up was dealing with the other boys.
01:20:30.000 And this balance of power, which was so against me.
01:20:34.000 I was like...
01:20:34.000 Everyone thinks Lord of the Flies, you know that story of the kids in the jungle?
01:20:37.000 They think it's like some island somewhere where the plane goes down.
01:20:40.000 I mean...
01:20:41.000 It's high school.
01:20:41.000 I went to boarding school.
01:20:42.000 I mean, it's not some island out there.
01:20:45.000 It's like walking into the school building.
01:20:48.000 It's human nature.
01:20:49.000 And there's the dance.
01:20:50.000 Like, who's the alpha?
01:20:51.000 Like, what's going to go on here?
01:20:53.000 Like, who's going to be the one that controls the situation?
01:20:55.000 Who's going to get the first pick of the girls?
01:20:57.000 Who's going to get, you know...
01:20:58.000 Who gets to pick on people and get away with it?
01:21:01.000 That is a part of being a human being.
01:21:04.000 And it's also a part of being a human being that, as you said, is developing in a society where children are not being raised correctly.
01:21:11.000 If a child grows up with martial arts, As a young boy, you'd be incredibly embarrassed to be a bully because that is the worst thing you could ever be in a martial arts class.
01:21:22.000 I am a black belt in jiu-jitsu and I roll on a regular basis, roll meaning spar, with people who are complete novices.
01:21:30.000 And I don't hurt them ever.
01:21:31.000 I've never hurt one.
01:21:33.000 And I coach them along the way.
01:21:35.000 I'm like, you've got to turn your head like this.
01:21:36.000 You're like pinning my daughter because we're playing wrestling.
01:21:39.000 She's four.
01:21:39.000 What would I be doing that for?
01:21:41.000 Sometimes it's big, strong men.
01:21:43.000 But they're still untrained.
01:21:45.000 They're untrained.
01:21:45.000 But the point is, if I humiliated them or beat them up or something like that, It would be a massive embarrassment for my school, a massive embarrassment for me as a martial artist.
01:21:58.000 Everyone in class would hate me because of it.
01:22:01.000 There are people like that that do bully and try to hurt lesser ranks or novices.
01:22:08.000 Those people are kicked out of class.
01:22:10.000 There's no place for them in martial arts.
01:22:13.000 It's about developing character and then about representing that development of character, like having honor and having respect.
01:22:21.000 And if kids learned that at an early age, there'd be no bullying in class.
01:22:25.000 There would be none of that.
01:22:26.000 There's always going to be people picking on people and people making fun of people, but bullying is specific, like ganging up on people and tinninating them.
01:22:34.000 That is one of the scariest aspects of growing up.
01:22:37.000 And it motivates a lot of martial artists to learn.
01:22:42.000 And that's what motivated me.
01:22:44.000 So ultimately it's like this terribly negative force channels itself into an incredibly positive thing that really became a developing factor for every aspect of my life.
01:22:53.000 It became a real vehicle, I love to use the phrase, a vehicle for developing human potential.
01:23:03.000 You find out, because it's so difficult, you find out what you can do, and then other things become easier.
01:23:09.000 Yeah, I think the mastery of anything is really challenging, often great things for self-esteem.
01:23:14.000 Now, when you started taking the martial arts, what happened with the bullying?
01:23:17.000 I mean, did you end up beating people up, or did you end up having the confidence that they then found weaker prey?
01:23:22.000 I've had very few physical altercations outside of competitions.
01:23:27.000 You know, I have like one or two small ones in high school that were really no big deal.
01:23:32.000 Nothing like crazy.
01:23:34.000 But the fights that I had in tournaments were so extreme.
01:23:38.000 You know, like so many knockouts and just so much...
01:23:42.000 The violence of physical competition is so much more intense than anything you would ever experience in your average street fight.
01:23:51.000 You know, like you're dealing with trained killers.
01:23:53.000 Like you and another trained killer at Duke.
01:23:55.000 There was no motivation for me to prove to anybody that I knew how to fight.
01:24:00.000 And then somewhere along the line, other kids knew, like, oh, he's a black belt.
01:24:05.000 He's this, he's that.
01:24:06.000 And they just left me alone.
01:24:08.000 So it just becomes scary enough so that they leave you alone.
01:24:11.000 And then you avoid the fight.
01:24:13.000 Yeah, you avoid it.
01:24:14.000 Prevention is always better than cure, right?
01:24:15.000 And you have very little aggression because you're always training.
01:24:18.000 So when you train all the time, you're always tired.
01:24:21.000 You don't have...
01:24:23.000 Yeah, people think, oh my god, you've got to be so fit.
01:24:25.000 Think of all the energy you'd have.
01:24:26.000 It's like, oh my god, I'm just going to get from the futon to the couch.
01:24:29.000 Somebody give me a wheelbarrow.
01:24:30.000 There was a famous karate master who once said that the karatikas are not nicer.
01:24:37.000 They're just tired from training.
01:24:39.000 They avoid these things because it's too hard to just get up for it.
01:24:44.000 But I think that human beings have a massive amount of what I call chimp DNA, the monkey instincts.
01:24:53.000 There's a massive amount of those that are not being represented by the way we live our lives.
01:24:59.000 The bodies that we have are essentially the same bodies as the humanoids that lived 100,000 years ago or 50,000 years ago.
01:25:06.000 There's very little variation.
01:25:08.000 And the need for physical movement and the need for just activity and all these different hormones and chemicals that your body just naturally produces, they have to be satisfied.
01:25:21.000 They have to be moved around.
01:25:23.000 And I think it's a huge part of balancing your perspective in life, balancing your view of the world, just to exercise these things out of your system.
01:25:33.000 And for boys especially, a huge, huge part of being sane.
01:25:38.000 Yeah, certainly learning how to manage aggression is really important.
01:25:41.000 I think one of the, yeah, I'm a strong atheist, and I think one of the things that was really harmful about religion was this idea that we are antibody, that we are souls trapped in this prison of the flesh, and we're, you know, aimed to be these rockets that rise up to meet the glory above and so on,
01:25:56.000 because I think that gave us this...
01:25:58.000 Feeling that the body is somehow, and it's very explicit in some forms of Christianity and other religions too, that the body is Satan's device to draw you away from God, the lusts and all that, all the stuff that the comedians make fun of and celebrate, I think.
01:26:10.000 It's very pro-body, right?
01:26:12.000 Because it's funny and it's an enjoyable place to be.
01:26:14.000 And I think that this hostility towards, it's called in philosophy the mind-body dichotomy, that we're this glorious mind tracked to this horrible fleshly corpse kind of thing.
01:26:22.000 I think it's really, really unhealthy.
01:26:23.000 And I didn't really get that when I was young.
01:26:27.000 When I was 20, I went to the National Theatre School.
01:26:30.000 I was going to be an actor and a playwright.
01:26:31.000 I did some of that for a bit, but what they did there, which I thought was amazing, was real body work, which I'd never been exposed to before.
01:26:39.000 I grew up in England.
01:26:40.000 England's relationship to the body is crazy.
01:26:43.000 I haven't even cleaned their teeth with that.
01:26:46.000 I love the taste of gingivitis in the morning.
01:26:48.000 It smells like empire.
01:26:51.000 When I did this bodywork, which was like the Alexandra Technique, which is a body repositioning technique, we did gymnastics, we did sword fighting, we did stage fighting and all that kind of stuff, which is in some ways more challenging.
01:27:05.000 We did stretching and I got into yoga and stuff like that.
01:27:10.000 And I'm always encouraging this in my show, because I deal with a pretty hyper-intellectual audience, and I keep trying to remind people, you know, drive your brain back into the body.
01:27:17.000 Drive your brain back into the body.
01:27:18.000 That is a seat of everything that you are.
01:27:20.000 And, you know, if that doesn't do well, you're not going to do well in the long run.
01:27:23.000 And don't split yourself off from the body, but there's this weird thing in society where we are somehow not our bodies.
01:27:29.000 And it has to do with the soul idea we're going to continue afterwards.
01:27:31.000 And I don't think I'm going to have any more reality after I'm dead than I did before I was born, which is to say not at all.
01:27:37.000 And this is where we are.
01:27:38.000 And I really try to encourage people to really root themselves in that.
01:27:42.000 You know, we have a second brain called the gut, which is almost as complex as the one we've got up here.
01:27:46.000 People say, I've got a gut instinct.
01:27:47.000 That's real.
01:27:48.000 That's not an imaginary thing.
01:27:50.000 There's this great book by Malcolm Gladwell called Blink.
01:27:52.000 You should pick it up if you haven't read it.
01:27:54.000 Yeah, okay, so when he says, you know, people get stuff, like, so incredibly quickly.
01:27:59.000 And that's not an intellectual process.
01:28:01.000 That is a full-body process.
01:28:03.000 And I think the people, you know, in terms of you saying, how do we heal the world?
01:28:06.000 I think our bodies detect immorality a lot quicker than our brains do.
01:28:11.000 Like, yeah, I have those people, they come around, you're like, Oh man, there's something not right about this guy.
01:28:15.000 I don't know if body language, they may look perfectly normal or whatever, but there's a slight vacancy in the eyes or something like that or an overly stiff body posture or something like that.
01:28:23.000 I think that if we could see I think we can see those people,
01:28:39.000 but I think we can mostly see them with the body, not with the brain.
01:28:42.000 Because the brain, we can talk ourselves in and out of stuff.
01:28:44.000 But the body, I think, really connects at a very visceral level with The people around us.
01:28:48.000 And I think if we could train people to be more in the body, I think they'd be better at detecting bullshit and better at detecting bad people and shunning them.
01:28:54.000 And then we'd kind of isolate them and quarantine them, not breathe with them, not have them over fucking up our kids.
01:28:59.000 And I think then we'd be able to pass that gene out of the pool, so to speak.
01:29:03.000 Sorry, that's a hell of a long rant for me.
01:29:05.000 No, I think they're absolutely on.
01:29:06.000 And I think that the idea that the body is separate from the mind is really kind of silly.
01:29:12.000 They work together.
01:29:14.000 And if the mind is working Over time and the body is falling apart, the mind is not going to be at its optimum.
01:29:21.000 Even if you have an incredibly advanced mind with beautiful knowledge and information, it would be better if your body was in shape.
01:29:29.000 It would be better if you were limber.
01:29:31.000 It would be better if you weren't stressed out.
01:29:34.000 We experience a physical stress of a deteriorating body.
01:29:38.000 It's legitimate.
01:29:39.000 It's 100% real.
01:29:40.000 It's not just a vain thing.
01:29:44.000 You want to keep your body in shape to look good.
01:29:47.000 It's an ego thing.
01:29:48.000 It's not.
01:29:49.000 You're some weird symbiotic thing.
01:29:53.000 It's the mind and the body and then also the intestinal flora.
01:29:56.000 It gets really freaky when you start realizing that you're actually an ecosystem.
01:30:01.000 You're not one thing.
01:30:02.000 The ecosystem is even within the mind.
01:30:04.000 There's this great therapy called internal family systems therapy, which basically says that we don't have a single self.
01:30:10.000 We are a competing ecosystem of our parents and those who want stuff from us and some of our own needs, which is also to please those who want stuff from us.
01:30:19.000 It's all competing.
01:30:20.000 If you think that you've got one ego, you end up being a kind of tyrant.
01:30:24.000 Because all these other voices in your head that are telling you to do stuff or encouraging you to do stuff, kind of clamp them down because we need unity.
01:30:31.000 But I think the idea that we are always in a state of negotiation with ourselves is really positive.
01:30:37.000 I spent years in therapy and I think it's just fantastic to work for that kind of approach that we have.
01:30:41.000 I call it the Mico system, like me is an ecosystem.
01:30:44.000 And it really is a lot of give and take.
01:30:47.000 And a lot of negotiation with yourself.
01:30:49.000 And of course, if you can negotiate with yourself, I think you'll end up with a society where people negotiate with each other.
01:30:54.000 I think that the people who are tyrannical with their own identity end up being tyrannical with others.
01:30:59.000 I think that the way the world is out there is very much a mirror of the way we live internally.
01:31:03.000 And if we can be more at peace in negotiating with ourselves and recognize that we should not have a single dominant authority within ourselves, but everything is a negotiation, you know, do I want to work out or do I want to have a nap?
01:31:13.000 I mean, I have those negotiations with myself all the time.
01:31:15.000 And that way I can negotiate with my wife and my daughter and my listeners and all that.
01:31:19.000 And I don't have a tyrannical part of myself that says, well, you've just got to do this, goddammit, no matter what.
01:31:24.000 Because I'm always afraid that if that's the way it is for me in here, that's how it's going to translate to the world out there.
01:31:30.000 I always feel that the The most massive structures in the world are the governments, states, armies, and all that.
01:31:37.000 Just a reflection of how we deal with ourselves internally.
01:31:39.000 And I think trying to get people to relax about how they deal with themselves internally and negotiate more than dictate, I think is really important.
01:31:46.000 I'm completely rambling, but I hope that makes sense to you.
01:31:48.000 No, it makes total sense and the rigidity.
01:31:50.000 Being rigid and not being able to be flexible about things is also a huge issue.
01:31:55.000 The ability to alter your ideas about things and not feel like you're a loser because you changed your mind.
01:32:01.000 The ability to admit mistakes and to be able to express where the mistake went wrong and what you believe now.
01:32:11.000 I think that's very important.
01:32:14.000 One of the things that I see in people that I admire is the ability to admit you're wrong, the ability to admit mistakes, the ability to admit personal failures, and then the ability to grow from learning about that mistake.
01:32:27.000 One of the things that I find to be one of the most incredibly weak and Intolerable things is someone who cannot admit they're wrong.
01:32:34.000 I can't communicate with people like that.
01:32:36.000 I can't.
01:32:37.000 I make mistakes all the time.
01:32:39.000 If you don't, maybe you're the perfect person, but if you do and you don't admit it, we can't talk.
01:32:45.000 We can't.
01:32:45.000 Well, isn't most of life not working out?
01:32:48.000 Isn't most of life failure?
01:32:50.000 Yes.
01:32:51.000 One of my favorite writers is Charles Dickens, or you take Shakespeare.
01:32:54.000 Charles Dickens wrote like 35 novels, of which like four or five are famous.
01:32:59.000 So he's the best novelist that we've ever produced as a species, and he's got a success rate of 20%.
01:33:06.000 You know, Shakespeare wrote like 54 plays, hundreds of sonnets, and of his plays, maybe 10 are like regularly produced, you know, the Hamlets, Othellos, Motion to Venice and all that.
01:33:15.000 So he had a success rate of about 20%.
01:33:18.000 So the greatest conceivable geniuses in human history have a success rate of about 20%.
01:33:22.000 I've had some of my biggest breakthroughs from failures.
01:33:26.000 From my disgust in the failure or my discontent and my recognizing where I went wrong and then my re-energizing and refocusing.
01:33:36.000 Like my stand-up comedy failures.
01:33:38.000 I can literally point to the moments on stage like the worst bombings in the history of my career and then the giant leaps that I made in progress after that.
01:33:47.000 It's always been the case.
01:33:49.000 And now, to this day, if I have a set that's not so good, I recognize that I hate that, so I will now refocus, and that this is a good thing.
01:33:57.000 Because this taught me, well, you got a little sloppy there, or you got overwhelmed by responsibilities, or you didn't put enough focus in it, whatever it was.
01:34:05.000 Now is the time to recognize that just like every other time in the past, you are now going to grow, and you'll be better than you ever were before.
01:34:13.000 I did one show, and I thought I did the right research, but I didn't at all.
01:34:17.000 I did a show on healthcare, and then this woman who was a doctor, who was pretty high up in the profession, she wrote me this long email detailing every single thing that I got wrong in my show.
01:34:28.000 And so what I did was, you know what, I'll just read this whole email.
01:34:31.000 It's great.
01:34:32.000 I'm completely sorry.
01:34:33.000 I thought I knew what I was talking about.
01:34:35.000 Turns out I had a head come so far up my ass I was seeing back out of my own eyeballs.
01:34:39.000 Good on you, though.
01:34:40.000 Yeah, and just read the whole thing because if you're not correcting yourself, how are you going to have any credibility?
01:34:44.000 Because nobody believes that you're right all the time.
01:34:46.000 That's just impossible to believe.
01:34:47.000 It's impossible.
01:34:47.000 I correct myself all the time on the podcast because a lot of times during the podcast, We're completely talking out of our ass.
01:34:53.000 I remember something.
01:34:55.000 And now I go, hold on, let me Google that.
01:34:57.000 I'll constantly Google things.
01:34:59.000 When in the middle I go, okay, I'm full of shit.
01:35:01.000 Because actually they proved it in 1972 that this is, you know, and I think that's really, really, really important.
01:35:07.000 Especially when you have this weird responsibility, like, as I know that you do, you have a massive following online and a lot of people very much respect your opinions and your thoughts on things and consider them very highly.
01:35:20.000 So when you say something or you go over something and then it turns out that it was incorrect or your original assumption was based on some bad information, it's so important to be flexible like that.
01:35:34.000 It's so important to be honest like that.
01:35:35.000 And so that people recognize that you're a human being and everyone who's listening is a human being and we're all essentially in the same boat together.
01:35:43.000 One of us may have focused more on a particular topic or one of us may have more talent in a particular area.
01:35:48.000 But we're the same goddamn thing.
01:35:50.000 Yeah.
01:35:51.000 No, I think it is important.
01:35:54.000 Especially when you put out a lot of shows, you're just going to get stuff wrong, and you can't be an expert in everything, and that's no question that you have to read.
01:36:01.000 And you also want to model that behavior for people, right?
01:36:03.000 Because if you're the defensive guy who can't admit that he's wrong, The kind of people who are going to end up being comfortable with you are not the kind of people you want to have around.
01:36:11.000 Oh, this guy never admits he's wrong.
01:36:12.000 He's an okay guy for me.
01:36:14.000 You want to have that force field that repels the people who want that because that's not a good place to be.
01:36:19.000 I have a very critical forum and sometimes critical in a bad way.
01:36:23.000 There's a lot of cunty behavior, a lot of people are just really negative people, but a lot of really intelligent people too that I really rely on.
01:36:30.000 Sometimes if I have a show that doesn't go well or if I Something happens or there's a dispute about something.
01:36:35.000 I like the criticism.
01:36:37.000 I think it's hugely important, especially if it's honest and it's intelligent, because that wasn't available before.
01:36:44.000 And one of the resources of the internet that's so fantastic to me is that you can get opinions and you can get intelligent ideas from people that you would never be able to contact with 10, 20, 30 years ago.
01:36:55.000 You just wouldn't be able to.
01:36:56.000 And now you can get them and you can interact with them in real time and it's a beautiful thing and it's so enriching and it's so important for your personal growth and for the growth of anything you're trying to do to have these intelligent people giving their point of view.
01:37:08.000 You may or may not agree and that's one of the things I find along the way.
01:37:12.000 I'll read a really intelligent review of why something that I did was not right and I'm like, I see where you're coming from but I disagree entirely.
01:37:21.000 I can respect that, but I don't like that.
01:37:23.000 I don't like this that you're saying is good.
01:37:26.000 I don't like Smashing Pumpkins.
01:37:27.000 I don't like Grateful Dead.
01:37:29.000 There's a lot of things that a lot of people like that I don't like.
01:37:31.000 Actually, I do like Smashing Pumpkins.
01:37:32.000 I shouldn't say that.
01:37:34.000 Bullet the Blue Sky, is that what the song is?
01:37:36.000 Bullet the Blue Sky is YouTube.
01:37:38.000 What is that one song?
01:37:40.000 1979, I think it's the only song that I know.
01:37:42.000 What's that, World is a Vampire?
01:37:44.000 Do you know that one?
01:37:45.000 You are the person who's more to that kind of music, I think, than I am.
01:37:50.000 I love that song, so I shouldn't say smash it.
01:37:52.000 My temptation, though, I've got to tell you, my weakness is, oh, Joe, you've got to stop me if I do this.
01:37:57.000 I want to nitpick back, nitpick back.
01:37:59.000 So I talk to a lot of libertarians, and libertarians, God love them.
01:38:03.000 Greatest people in the world, but if you make one factual slip, like six million guys are going to come down with you, like wiki references coming out their eyeballs.
01:38:11.000 So the other day, I was like, I said something about tigers in Africa, right?
01:38:15.000 You know, and like six million people emailed me, Dear God, how can you believe that there are tigers in Africa?
01:38:20.000 Tigers are native to India.
01:38:21.000 There's no tigers in Africa.
01:38:22.000 No tigers in Africa.
01:38:23.000 Completely true.
01:38:24.000 Except, oh, I was so tempted.
01:38:26.000 Zeus.
01:38:26.000 Yeah, Zeus.
01:38:27.000 I'm like, you've never heard of Zeus?
01:38:28.000 I bet you there's one tiger in Africa.
01:38:30.000 So, ah!
01:38:30.000 You know, like, I'm like, oh, no, no, don't do that.
01:38:32.000 When you're wrong, you're wrong.
01:38:33.000 There are tigers in Africa.
01:38:35.000 I'm with that.
01:38:35.000 Yeah.
01:38:36.000 Well, you know, people love that sport of calling people out on the stakes.
01:38:41.000 There's a certain, like, scorecard that you keep.
01:38:44.000 You know, we can bust someone.
01:38:51.000 It's a big part of the debunking movement.
01:38:54.000 I had a guy on recently, a guy named Mick West, who runs contrailscience.org.
01:39:00.000 Oh, the contrails stuff?
01:39:01.000 Yeah.
01:39:02.000 His website, he runs metabunk.org, which is a message board.
01:39:08.000 It's all about debunking Conspiracies and ideas and incorrect thoughts.
01:39:13.000 One of the things that these guys love doing is debunking things for a score.
01:39:18.000 For them it's like, incorrect!
01:39:21.000 This is what's right!
01:39:22.000 They like calling people out on mistakes.
01:39:26.000 It gives them a little charge.
01:39:28.000 Oh my god.
01:39:30.000 Sorry, that's the wrong number of grains of coffee for my coffee.
01:39:33.000 I've explicitly told you the right number and that's just off by three.
01:39:36.000 But if they're right, they're right.
01:39:38.000 I don't think they should revel in it.
01:39:40.000 Right happy.
01:39:41.000 And also the level of importance of stuff, too.
01:39:44.000 I've done great speeches about really important stuff and made one little error and people are like, ah!
01:39:49.000 Big picture people, you know?
01:39:51.000 The sun has spots.
01:39:52.000 That doesn't mean it's not light there, right?
01:39:53.000 Right, right, right.
01:39:55.000 Oh, I also wanted to add to your penis knowledge.
01:39:57.000 Penis knowledge?
01:39:57.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:39:58.000 I really felt that this was essential to add to you.
01:40:00.000 And I don't know if you ever figured this one out, but I watched the stuff you did on circumcision.
01:40:04.000 Because we did, it was Mike's idea actually, we did a video on circumcision as well, which started off with a video of someone getting circumcised, a baby.
01:40:12.000 And it's like, if you can watch that and still go ahead with it, I mean, Lordy, check yourself in and get some meds, right?
01:40:17.000 But you had a question about, because I think in the show, We got the opinion that women said that sex with uncircumcised penises was better.
01:40:26.000 I think you were looking that up in the show, and I don't know if you ever got the answer, but I think we found the answer through various experimentation with fruits and vegetables.
01:40:34.000 I'm kidding.
01:40:35.000 But what it is is because the foreskin makes less friction for the woman.
01:40:43.000 Because when you thrust, the foreskin has some give.
01:40:45.000 So it's less friction-y for the woman, and because it's less friction-y, it's more comfortable.
01:40:50.000 Because, you know, it's just kind of rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, right?
01:40:53.000 So you thrust, and the foreskin has give back and forth, and so it doesn't stress the woman's vagina as much through that friction.
01:41:01.000 That's apparently...
01:41:02.000 Which is why I think guys who are circumcised need more lubricants and stuff like that.
01:41:06.000 You know, like a good spray of WD-40 before you go in or whatever it is, but...
01:41:10.000 I'm no expert, as you can tell.
01:41:12.000 I just wanted to mention that.
01:41:13.000 It prevents AIDS kind of stuff.
01:41:16.000 What the fuck is that about?
01:41:18.000 First of all, those studies are heavily suspect.
01:41:20.000 They rely on self-reporting and stuff like that.
01:41:23.000 And secondly, let's say it does reduce AIDS a certain amount.
01:41:26.000 Which has not actually been proven to do, it's actually kind of dangerous because then the guys think, well, I'm circumcised, I don't need a condom.
01:41:33.000 But even if you are circumcised, they still say, well, for God's sake, wear a condom if you want to.
01:41:37.000 So it can actually be kind of dangerous and increase the spread rates if people believe that.
01:41:41.000 There was a recent study that said that a 60% decrease in AIDS infections.
01:41:46.000 What are you talking about?
01:41:49.000 How do you justify those numbers?
01:41:56.000 I would love to see how they figure that out.
01:41:58.000 Do you have a guy and you have a lot of sex with a guy with AIDS? He doesn't have AIDS and then you circumcise him?
01:42:05.000 Well, now he's even less AIDS-y.
01:42:07.000 How are you doing it?
01:42:09.000 It doesn't even make sense.
01:42:10.000 It's not known for an excess of soap.
01:42:12.000 It's a really rough economy down there.
01:42:14.000 There's that problem.
01:42:15.000 The penile cancer thing, even the American Society of Pediatrics, because they say, you put penile and cancer together, you usually will get a man's attention.
01:42:24.000 These are like, hey, what?
01:42:26.000 I wasn't listening before.
01:42:28.000 I pricked up my ears at penile.
01:42:30.000 When you added cancer to it, I really, really began to listen.
01:42:34.000 But the numbers that go down are so infinitesimally small and the chances of getting it are so teeny tiny.
01:42:39.000 I mean, it's like saying, well, we'll remove the baby's breast because she might get breast cancer.
01:42:42.000 What do you think the support is about then, the support for circumcision, the almost universal support that we find?
01:42:49.000 It's in America.
01:42:50.000 I mean, in Europe, it's hard to find any non-Muslim kids who are circumcised.
01:42:53.000 What is it in America?
01:42:54.000 It's a barbaric mutilation of a baby's genitals as far as I'm concerned.
01:42:58.000 I think it's some ancient bullshit.
01:43:00.000 You're removing half the skin of the penis.
01:43:03.000 I mean, it's not just the tip.
01:43:05.000 I mean, sorry to put it bluntly, and you have to put shit in to wedge it, because the baby's born with the force being adhered, physically adhered to the penis.
01:43:14.000 You've got to go and...
01:43:14.000 Anyway, we don't have to go into the gory details of deaths and mutilations, which are numerous, but the idea that it still exists is troubling to me.
01:43:24.000 It doesn't...
01:43:25.000 There's no rational sense to it.
01:43:28.000 There's things that I get, I see a cause and effect, and I see why people do it.
01:43:33.000 I don't see that one.
01:43:34.000 I don't understand it.
01:43:34.000 The only thing that I see is perhaps a justification of the old ways, and the fact that it's been done for so long, that it's been established.
01:43:41.000 Well, and people say, I want the son to look like the dad.
01:43:44.000 And I mean, how often are your son and your husband comparing penises?
01:43:47.000 Is that a big family hobby?
01:43:48.000 I mean, are you whipping it out at dinner saying, well, you know, it's longer and bigger...
01:43:52.000 I think a lot of it has to do with why does trauma repeat?
01:43:56.000 It's a big question.
01:43:57.000 Why does trauma repeat?
01:43:59.000 I think partly why trauma repeats is it gets normalized.
01:44:04.000 You obviously made the great decision after seeing your dad to de-normalize what your dad did in terms of hitting your mom.
01:44:09.000 You said, this is not how men are.
01:44:11.000 This is not how I'm going to be.
01:44:13.000 So you de-normalized it.
01:44:15.000 But if you totally worshipped him and you thought he was the best guy ever and this is what men do, you would be most likely to re-enact it.
01:44:21.000 Well, I actually did until I saw that.
01:44:23.000 It was one of the most...
01:44:24.000 Did what?
01:44:24.000 When I saw my dad hit my mom when I was about five, it was the first time I'd ever seen him strike her, and I never forgot the feeling.
01:44:33.000 I mean, it's really difficult to remember exactly what I remember, but I do remember a very clear feeling.
01:44:41.000 And that very clear feeling was...
01:44:44.000 Oh, he's fucked up too.
01:44:46.000 Like, oh, I thought that my dad was my hero.
01:44:49.000 And I remember being massively disappointed.
01:44:52.000 I'll never forget that feeling of disappointment.
01:44:54.000 Like, this is not what I thought.
01:44:56.000 I thought my dad was this awesome, perfect guy.
01:44:59.000 And he's...
01:45:00.000 Not at all.
01:45:01.000 He's a bad person and this is a bad scene.
01:45:04.000 Why do you think you had that response?
01:45:07.000 Some kids wouldn't.
01:45:08.000 Some kids would be like, I can't wait to grow up and hit my own woman.
01:45:11.000 Why do you think you had that response?
01:45:12.000 That's because I love my mom.
01:45:14.000 My mom was not a bad person.
01:45:16.000 She was not an angry person.
01:45:18.000 She got you out of that diamond.
01:45:20.000 She was a strong woman.
01:45:23.000 She still is.
01:45:24.000 But she realized at that moment, like this is not happening.
01:45:27.000 And she packed up our stuff and we were gone.
01:45:29.000 But I'll never forget the feeling of disappointment.
01:45:33.000 When you're a child you hope that your father is a hero and to know that he's not.
01:45:39.000 So I think for me it was this very young introduction to close violence.
01:45:46.000 Violence within the household was sort of a defining factor why I was terrified of violence and why I wanted to learn to defend myself really early on.
01:45:57.000 The idea that someone could just do that to you or that someone could do that to their wife or someone could do that to my mother.
01:46:03.000 Right.
01:46:03.000 Yeah, it is.
01:46:04.000 I think that kind of recoiling from it.
01:46:06.000 So you denormalized it.
01:46:07.000 It was a bad thing.
01:46:08.000 And do you as a dad, I mean, I know me as a dad, I mean, the idea that I would ever see that look on my daughter's face where I would fall from grace, doesn't that terrify you?
01:46:17.000 It terrifies me.
01:46:18.000 I mean, I'm not like...
01:46:19.000 You know, constantly trying to be like some statue of perfect fatherhood or whatever, but the idea that I would disappoint my daughter in that fundamental way where she'd have that crossroads with me and no longer look at me in that same, you know, look up to kind of way.
01:46:34.000 I really think about that like every day.
01:46:36.000 Yeah.
01:46:37.000 I never want to see that.
01:46:37.000 I think the love that people have for their children often motivates them to be a better person.
01:46:41.000 Yeah.
01:46:42.000 Be a better person.
01:46:42.000 I know it does for me.
01:46:43.000 You know, I couldn't imagine, you know, I mean, If I even raised my voice to my daughter, it's like, come on, seriously, you can't do that.
01:46:52.000 You can't hit each other.
01:46:54.000 You can't throw things through a window.
01:46:56.000 The idea of hitting my daughter is insane.
01:47:00.000 It's alien.
01:47:01.000 It's impossible.
01:47:02.000 And the idea of hitting my wife is so completely out of the idea of what's possible.
01:47:10.000 I wonder what my feelings would be if I didn't grow up in a house of violence.
01:47:14.000 I wonder if it wouldn't be so repulsive to me, having actually physically experienced it in person up close.
01:47:20.000 But I did.
01:47:21.000 So I was inexorably...
01:47:24.000 That's a part of my psyche.
01:47:27.000 That being a negative thing, that being a horrific crime, And there's also just a weakness.
01:47:34.000 Like, I'll never forgive a man that's willing to do that, to hit a woman like that.
01:47:39.000 It's just so weak.
01:47:41.000 It's so incredibly weak.
01:47:42.000 It's just such a failure of character and such a negative, selfish impulse to hit someone like that.
01:47:54.000 One of the major things that's wrong in human interaction is the ability to hurt each other, to wantonly reach out and injure each other and hate and express our ignorance in such a violent and selfish way.
01:48:14.000 Yeah, and I feel that.
01:48:15.000 I'm sure you do too, but I feel that even more strongly with parents to kids.
01:48:19.000 We're so much bigger.
01:48:20.000 My wife can leave me.
01:48:22.000 Your wife can leave you anytime if you're a jerk, right?
01:48:24.000 Your kids can't.
01:48:25.000 They got nowhere to go.
01:48:26.000 They can't just say, well, that's it.
01:48:28.000 I'm getting a divorce from you, Dad, and I'm going to go find a better dad.
01:48:31.000 But they have nowhere to go.
01:48:33.000 They have no choice.
01:48:33.000 They're so tiny.
01:48:35.000 And I think violence always makes you smaller than your victim.
01:48:38.000 And I calculate I'm going to hit a four-year-old.
01:48:40.000 I mean, are you really so far out of options as an adult with all the choice in the world that you actually have to end up hitting someone so tiny and dependent?
01:48:47.000 I mean, that makes you way smaller than that.
01:48:49.000 I was reading some account of a guy who was losing custody of his child.
01:48:53.000 Him and the wife had gotten divorced.
01:48:56.000 And I was reading this articulate, well-written account of the horrors of the legal system until I came upon this thing where he said that his daughter went back, the daughter was three, went back to the wife and told of a mild spanking that he gave her.
01:49:12.000 You're a douchebag.
01:49:13.000 You're a lying douchebag.
01:49:15.000 You're a piece of shit.
01:49:16.000 You spank your baby.
01:49:17.000 And what you're doing here is manipulating reality with your blog to try to paint yourself out to be a victim.
01:49:24.000 You're a fucking kid, man.
01:49:25.000 I don't care if it's a mild spanking.
01:49:27.000 You don't mildly spank a fucking three-year-old when you're a grown man.
01:49:30.000 It's nonsense.
01:49:30.000 It's crazy.
01:49:31.000 You don't have to do that.
01:49:32.000 They throw a temper tantrum, hover over them, communicate with them until it's over, and then give them a hug and say, I love you no matter what.
01:49:40.000 I know it gets frustrating.
01:49:42.000 I've had frustrations.
01:49:44.000 That's the number one thing that I always do when I communicate with my kids.
01:49:48.000 I always tell them, when I was your age, I was even worse at that.
01:49:52.000 When I was your age, I used to lie all the time.
01:49:55.000 When I was your age, I used to do this all the time.
01:49:57.000 I always wanted to be first.
01:49:59.000 I always was selfish.
01:50:01.000 I wanted to have all the toys.
01:50:02.000 But then I realized that when you share toys, it makes it better.
01:50:06.000 It's hard to realize that as a four-year-old, but one day you're going to figure it out.
01:50:09.000 And that's why I'm telling it to you.
01:50:12.000 But I have a lot of time.
01:50:15.000 I'm a relaxed person.
01:50:17.000 I'm not constantly under the pressure to perform in life and to do better.
01:50:23.000 I'm in a good financial position.
01:50:25.000 I'm in a good relationship position.
01:50:26.000 When I see people that are stressed out by life and then life is overwhelming and they're like, will you shut the fuck up in there?
01:50:32.000 It's almost like they're overwhelmed by their plate.
01:50:35.000 And it's terrible on a child.
01:50:38.000 Yeah, I always wanted my daughter to remember that I was a kid, too.
01:50:42.000 That's what you're talking about.
01:50:43.000 I don't want her to think that I'm some giant authority figure that's just in her life.
01:50:46.000 In fact, I've told her so much about my childhood.
01:50:49.000 She likes to play with me as a kid.
01:50:50.000 She calls it, okay, I want to play with little Steph.
01:50:53.000 And then she wants me to come into the room as little Steph and play that way.
01:50:57.000 And I think that's great, because I want her to remember that.
01:50:59.000 And I think, God, if we could just fix language.
01:51:02.000 You know, if we could fix language, I think we'd fix so much in the world.
01:51:04.000 There's an old Confucian saying.
01:51:05.000 It says, the beginning of wisdom Is to call things by their proper names.
01:51:09.000 I hate the word spank.
01:51:10.000 Just say hit.
01:51:11.000 You know, just say hit.
01:51:13.000 I hate a mild spanking.
01:51:15.000 Come on.
01:51:15.000 I mean, don't call it war.
01:51:16.000 Call it murder.
01:51:17.000 That's what it is.
01:51:20.000 Don't call it kidnapping.
01:51:21.000 Don't call it taxation.
01:51:22.000 You call it theft.
01:51:23.000 I mean, just use the proper words for things and we'd solve so many problems.
01:51:26.000 Euphemisms are, you know, the plaque in the arteries of the brain that confuse so many people.
01:51:31.000 You hit your child.
01:51:32.000 It's not a spanking.
01:51:32.000 You say, well, it's mild.
01:51:34.000 It's just a little swat on the butt.
01:51:35.000 No, no, no, no.
01:51:35.000 If you're spanking, it's to deter behavior.
01:51:37.000 It's to change behavior, which means the child has to hate and fear it.
01:51:40.000 And I wish people would just be honest about it, but they can't even be honest with themselves, and then they get mad at their kids for lying.
01:51:45.000 I agree.
01:51:46.000 The categorization and this thing that we do where we make one thing better than another thing, even though it's exactly the same, like spanking is better than beating, you know, but they're the same goddamn thing, you know?
01:51:59.000 Like, how about this, I mean, it's sort of unrelated, but not really, this thing that's going on with With this deploring of chemical weapons, that somehow or another murdering people with chemicals in that fashion is way worse than using drones.
01:52:16.000 These robots that shoot Hellfire missiles into buildings and kill 98% innocent.
01:52:23.000 98% women and children.
01:52:25.000 Is that the actual statistic?
01:52:26.000 98% Jesus.
01:52:29.000 They're so bad at killing only the targets.
01:52:32.000 The idea that these are pinpoint, precise...
01:52:35.000 I mean, it's fucking terrifying shit, but yet Obama will be on TV talking about how these chemical weapons, we have to deplore the actions of a father holding his children, begging for them to get up.
01:52:49.000 What about the fucking kids you blew up from the sky?
01:52:51.000 What about rockets launched from robots like some Orwellian nightmare flying around cities with night vision where someone's got a remote controller in Nevada and they're pressing the fire button and launching these missiles?
01:53:07.000 This idea that we need to take military action.
01:53:11.000 We need to kill because people have killed.
01:53:14.000 We need to go murder innocents because innocents have been murdered.
01:53:17.000 Syrians are killing Syrians, so to solve that we're going to kill some Syrians to show the Syrians not to kill the Syrians.
01:53:22.000 And we're going to do it with pinpoint strikes.
01:53:24.000 Meanwhile, they know for a fact they're going to move innocents and civilians into those areas that are high-risk military targets.
01:53:30.000 They're going to move prisoners into those areas.
01:53:33.000 They're going to up the body count.
01:53:34.000 They're going to do it on purpose.
01:53:36.000 And you know, I mean, the terrifying thing about, it's not just American weapons, it's modern weapons in general, is the fact that they will fuck with entire populations' genetics.
01:53:45.000 Like, this is something, I just did this study, this sort of Review of the Syrian stuff and America's outrage at chemical weapons.
01:53:54.000 Without even getting into Vietnam, where millions of people were destroyed by these unbelievably horrendous weapons.
01:54:00.000 The only thing America didn't use was mustard gas and nuclear weapons.
01:54:03.000 Everything else, they just threw from bombers down on this population.
01:54:06.000 In Fallujah, in 2007, they used this white phosphorus, which is basically just exploding glue that melts human beings.
01:54:12.000 And they just fired it indiscriminately into the city.
01:54:16.000 And they use these depleted uranium shells, because they're good at piercing armor, of which there really wasn't much of in Iraq anyway.
01:54:22.000 But this stuff has a half-life longer than the planet itself.
01:54:25.000 And it so screws with the genetics of the population, because it goes into the dust, it goes into the lungs.
01:54:29.000 There's been a 600% increase in leukemia.
01:54:31.000 And in the years after this Fallujah attack, run by America, by the special forces, by the army, 50% of the children were born with birth defects.
01:54:42.000 And a guy, a geneticist who's gone to study the city, says that he's never seen a more compromised, is a nice way of putting it, basically a more fucked up genetic population.
01:54:51.000 This is going to go on for generations.
01:54:53.000 These genes have been completely destroyed by these weapons.
01:54:56.000 And then they're saying, well, you know, this guy in Syria, he used these chemical weapons and so on.
01:55:02.000 It's like, but at least that stuff is not going to completely rewrite the genetic code of the population for generations to come.
01:55:08.000 Well, haven't they denied the use of depleted uranium, even though there's a lot of evidence that shows that they did?
01:55:12.000 They used it in Serbia, too.
01:55:13.000 And I had to apologize to people because I was talking about where they used all these depleted uranium and all these guys from Serbia, right, and say, well, we don't count?
01:55:21.000 I mean, come on.
01:55:21.000 I mean, they used it with us, too, with the same effects.
01:55:24.000 And then that's also the cause of this gulf war syndrome that all these people have come back with horrible illnesses that mirror radiation sickness and then the government has denied them medical treatment and said there's nothing wrong here, there's nothing going on here.
01:55:38.000 It's a sad, sad statement.
01:55:41.000 That's how we are today.
01:55:43.000 And yet, most of the people that I meet are really nice.
01:55:45.000 Don't you find that to be nice?
01:55:45.000 I mean, you meet a lot more people than I do.
01:55:47.000 They say the average famous person meets like 10,000 people a year or some crazy number, right?
01:55:52.000 But don't you find that most of the people that you...
01:55:54.000 This is the weird thing.
01:55:55.000 The world is insane and so full of like the most soul-destroying evil But yet, most of the people that I meet are unbelievably nice.
01:56:04.000 Isn't that weird?
01:56:05.000 I mean, like, who are these reptiles who run everything?
01:56:08.000 Because I meet these really nice people and there's all the horrible stuff in the news.
01:56:11.000 Well, in all fairness, you live here.
01:56:13.000 Yes, that's true.
01:56:14.000 You live in Toronto, right?
01:56:15.000 That's true.
01:56:15.000 I don't live...
01:56:17.000 It's a beautiful place.
01:56:18.000 Yeah, it's a lovely place.
01:56:19.000 And people are pretty nice in Toronto.
01:56:21.000 Very nice.
01:56:22.000 Overall, I say 20% less douchebags in Canada than America.
01:56:26.000 Well, you got the BMW factor, which we ran into a couple of times on the drive down.
01:56:30.000 The BMW factor?
01:56:32.000 Yeah, you know, that old joke about BMWs, what's the difference between I'm going to tell a joke to a comedian, so I'm going to talk to a porcupine and a BMW and then a porcupine and the pricks are on the outside.
01:56:41.000 Other than the BMW factor, very, very nice people.
01:56:45.000 I must bring them in from Costco or something.
01:56:46.000 That's also always going to be the case when people are privileged or when they have more money or when they feel like they've worked harder and the other people are weak and lazy.
01:56:55.000 Get the fuck out of my way.
01:56:56.000 I've got the Mercedes.
01:56:57.000 Don't people love to think that the accidents of birth are personal virtues?
01:57:01.000 I mean, there's a lot of people who make it big, like Gwyneth Paltrow, isn't her godfather like Steven Spielberg or something like that?
01:57:09.000 She's a talented actress, a lovely lady, but she got a bit of a leg up in the business, right?
01:57:13.000 But a lot of people are like, oh, I happen to be born to this great family.
01:57:16.000 I happen to be born in the West.
01:57:18.000 I mean, you and I are born in Kenya.
01:57:19.000 I mean, what the hell are we going to do with ourselves?
01:57:21.000 Tying the rubber tires to our feet to run around in?
01:57:24.000 So much of the good stuff in our life is kind of accidental.
01:57:28.000 100%.
01:57:29.000 And to mistake that for personal virtue is a really great failing because it really kills your empathy.
01:57:36.000 And on the flip side, it's also an incredible weakness that people have when they point to successful people going, oh, they're going to love you.
01:57:43.000 No, I just get lucky.
01:57:45.000 Funny how you work for 10 years, you end up with a lot of luck, right?
01:57:48.000 Yeah, you bust your ass and then you get luck all the time.
01:57:50.000 It's weird.
01:57:51.000 In your life, of course, you need five years of stand-up before you got anywhere near TV or anything like that.
01:57:57.000 In that sense, I got super lucky because that's really rare.
01:58:00.000 It's really rare to get on a hit sitcom when you're five years in a stand-up.
01:58:04.000 Well, yes, but I bet you when you got that sitcom, you worked pretty hard at it, right?
01:58:10.000 I did.
01:58:10.000 You took coaching from the people who were more experienced on the set and you learned...
01:58:14.000 Not really.
01:58:14.000 Oh, really?
01:58:15.000 Just think about acting.
01:58:16.000 Do those bastards want you to fail?
01:58:17.000 No, it's not hard.
01:58:20.000 It's not a difficult process.
01:58:22.000 Of all the things that I've ever done in my life, acting is without a doubt the easiest.
01:58:27.000 Is that because it's like other people's words and you just have to be credible and hit your mark kind of thing?
01:58:31.000 Certainly, that's a part of it.
01:58:32.000 But it's also, it's just not that difficult to just pretend.
01:58:35.000 I mean, we all know what happens when someone gets upset about something.
01:58:38.000 We all know what happens when someone's confused.
01:58:40.000 We can pretend.
01:58:41.000 And it's also, when you're acting, it's...
01:58:47.000 You have a chance to do it over again if you fuck it up.
01:58:50.000 Oh, right, right, right.
01:58:51.000 It's not hard.
01:58:52.000 It's coming from martial arts and then coming from stand-up comedy.
01:58:55.000 Those two things which are incredibly difficult.
01:58:56.000 Yeah, you don't get to walk back and say, I'm going to do that joke again.
01:58:59.000 Maybe once.
01:58:59.000 But after that, people are like, well, he's just screwed up now.
01:59:02.000 Yeah, I've got to wake up from being knocked out.
01:59:05.000 No, we're going to fight again in a couple of weeks.
01:59:06.000 Put some ice in my head.
01:59:08.000 Mulligan.
01:59:09.000 Redo.
01:59:10.000 Not only that, it's one of those things that when you see someone on a camera, you see them on a screen, you see them and this weird alpha male primate thing that we have where we think that the person who gets to talk is special.
01:59:27.000 The person that's on camera is special because that would be like the leader of the tribe or something.
01:59:31.000 There's this weird They've sort of hijacked our human reward system with media.
01:59:38.000 And so because of that, when you see someone who's on film and someone's crying, you give them incredible accolades.
01:59:44.000 You were amazing, that film.
01:59:45.000 It changed my life.
01:59:46.000 It was amazing.
01:59:47.000 All they did is pretend.
01:59:48.000 They pretended to be a murderer.
01:59:49.000 They pretended to be a killer.
01:59:50.000 You want to do it for 12 hours a day.
01:59:51.000 It's not hard, man.
01:59:52.000 Anything a four-year-old can do.
01:59:53.000 And I think it was Marlon Brando who said that.
01:59:55.000 The four-year-old Shirley Temple, he was talking about.
01:59:58.000 Anything a four-year-old can do, I'm not sure we should give big prizes for.
02:00:01.000 Watch Ricky Schroeder and The Champ.
02:00:03.000 He was like six years old and he was fucking incredible.
02:00:06.000 That guy in The Sixth Sense, Jill Haley Osmond or whatever.
02:00:08.000 That kid just gives you goosebumps.
02:00:10.000 Amazing!
02:00:10.000 It's not hard to do.
02:00:12.000 And it's not something that requires like learning to play the piano or learning to speak French.
02:00:18.000 It requires a lot of effort.
02:00:19.000 Brain surgery or stuff which is really significant and hard.
02:00:23.000 Stand-up comedy is infinitely harder than acting.
02:00:25.000 And granted, I was acting in a very In a limited way.
02:00:29.000 I was doing a sitcom.
02:00:30.000 It's one of the more limited forms of acting.
02:00:32.000 But we also created a lot of the dialogue.
02:00:35.000 In fact, Dave Foley was probably responsible for maybe 50% of everything that got made on that show.
02:00:41.000 Is that right?
02:00:42.000 He was like a secret producer.
02:00:43.000 Because he was such a brilliant guy and so good at ad-libbing.
02:00:47.000 That what he would do is we had an amazing executive producer, Paul Simms, brilliant, brilliant guy who created the show, the head writer and executive producer, and a great writing staff as well.
02:00:56.000 But Paul was really open to us experimenting.
02:00:59.000 So they would give us a framework, they would give us a script, but Dave would rewrite entire scenes.
02:01:05.000 And so, so much of what we did on that show was ad-lib, almost maybe 50%.
02:01:09.000 So it wasn't just about reading people's lines being easier.
02:01:14.000 It's just an easier gig.
02:01:16.000 It's easy.
02:01:18.000 So my stumbling into a sitcom, it was because of a bunch of lucky factors.
02:01:25.000 Luck number one, that they saw me on MTV. They got to saw my comedy special, or MTV, Half Hour Comedy Hour, when I was on This television show where I did like 10 minutes.
02:01:37.000 They saw that and it went well.
02:01:39.000 And then I got these opportunities that just opened up from that.
02:01:42.000 And then this show came about and then I got on it.
02:01:45.000 It was a show that was already created.
02:01:46.000 So it was all luck.
02:01:48.000 That was all luck.
02:01:49.000 And the idea that you get that successful after five years of doing stand-up is really, really rare.
02:01:55.000 I can't take any credit for that.
02:01:57.000 But then from there, you know...
02:01:58.000 Yeah, from there, you need to work.
02:01:59.000 And even that, I mean, to do the half-hour MTV special, I bet you it was a hell of a lot of work.
02:02:03.000 And that comes out of years on the road, and knowing how to work an audience, the timing, and what works and what doesn't, and all that, so...
02:02:08.000 That's all work, yeah.
02:02:09.000 Yeah.
02:02:10.000 He's good at stand-up.
02:02:11.000 That shit does not come easy.
02:02:12.000 No.
02:02:13.000 No one who gets up there and can...
02:02:16.000 Can kill an audience of strangers.
02:02:18.000 That's all work.
02:02:19.000 You just can't do it from the beginning.
02:02:21.000 Yeah, and anybody who doubts that, you know, lots of amateur hours, just go give it a shot.
02:02:25.000 I wouldn't, you know.
02:02:26.000 Maybe you can do it once.
02:02:28.000 Maybe you'll have a couple of good lines that you've accumulated or you've developed over the course of your life some observations that you think are really funny.
02:02:34.000 You wrote them down.
02:02:35.000 They might be valid.
02:02:36.000 They might be good.
02:02:37.000 And they might work a couple of times.
02:02:38.000 But not when people are paying.
02:02:40.000 Not when people pay 30 bucks for a ticket and then they say, wait.
02:02:44.000 I mean, I was just amazed, because the hour and twenty that you were on stage last night, it flew by for me.
02:02:49.000 You know, and I mean, are you saying, according to your memory, it kind of flew by to you.
02:02:53.000 But I'm thinking, the amount of work, I mean, the amount of material that's written and discarded and tested and discarded, the amount of concentrated work that does an hour and twenty of making people laugh.
02:03:02.000 I mean, man, tip of the iceberg last night, huge amount of work underneath.
02:03:06.000 When I'm not working on other things, if I'm not doing the UFC or if I'm not working on my podcast, I am always thinking of stuff.
02:03:14.000 Like, is this funny?
02:03:15.000 Is this interesting?
02:03:15.000 But it's also, I've kind of designed my life In that the creation of material outside of the actual sitting down in front of the computer and writing, which is critical.
02:03:26.000 That has to be done.
02:03:27.000 That's one of the things that a lot of lazy comedians don't do.
02:03:30.000 They just have little notes on their post-its and stuff like that.
02:03:32.000 You can't just do that.
02:03:33.000 You have to do both.
02:03:34.000 You have to do the writing down notes and stuff is important too, but the actual sitting down and crafting the bits and putting them in order and figuring out a way.
02:03:43.000 You free ball when you're on stage and let it come when it's on stage because when you're on stage you never know what the hell can happen.
02:03:49.000 You have to be in the moment.
02:03:51.000 Like when the guy came up to me at the beginning of the show and handed me the hockey puck.
02:03:54.000 What the fuck are you doing?
02:03:55.000 And then it became like five minutes of me goofing on this guy.
02:03:58.000 But I had to do it.
02:04:00.000 This is the thing that happened.
02:04:03.000 It's also stitching everything together.
02:04:05.000 It's the bridges between the stories that I was watching for last night.
02:04:08.000 How do you get from one bit to another?
02:04:10.000 And I hate the word bit because it just sounds like such an insignificant thing.
02:04:13.000 But that's what we call them.
02:04:14.000 Yeah, but I mean, so getting logically from one bit to another is real.
02:04:19.000 Like, how do you order them?
02:04:20.000 How do you build them?
02:04:20.000 But you have to do that, because if you don't, people don't want to follow your train of thought.
02:04:24.000 What you're doing when you're doing a stand-up performance is not just telling a bunch of jokes, but you're borrowing someone's consciousness.
02:04:29.000 You're borrowing someone's mind.
02:04:30.000 And the only way it really works is if someone trusts you enough.
02:04:33.000 Your thoughts are as developed as they can be.
02:04:38.000 They're unique.
02:04:39.000 They're surprising.
02:04:41.000 They're stimulating to the point where someone's saying, okay, take me on this ride through your mind.
02:04:45.000 Take me on this ride.
02:04:46.000 Because if you're talking like, I have seen a million comedians.
02:04:49.000 And there's so many that I've seen that they start talking and I go, I gotta get the fuck out of here.
02:04:53.000 I can't listen to this guy's mind because what he's doing is he's got like a one-stop, like his premises are short, they're obvious conclusions.
02:05:01.000 They don't build nicely, which is a challenge to you, right?
02:05:03.000 And there's no depth to the thought.
02:05:05.000 There's no unique point of view.
02:05:07.000 There's nothing there.
02:05:08.000 They haven't done the work or they're not capable of doing the work.
02:05:11.000 Whatever one it is, I gotta get out of here because I can't give them my mind, you know?
02:05:16.000 You talk about being a positive force in people's lives and bringing happiness, and you certainly did that last night.
02:05:23.000 Do you want people to come out of your show better, wiser?
02:05:31.000 No.
02:05:32.000 How do you want them to come out of the show?
02:05:34.000 It's not just anti-calorie entertainment.
02:05:36.000 That's all it is.
02:05:37.000 I would argue that you actually do put some...
02:05:40.000 You're intelligent enough to put some real wisdom, I think, into what you do.
02:05:44.000 And I think that people can come out of your shows With some interesting connections that they hadn't thought of before.
02:05:50.000 I'm not saying you're an educator, obviously, but I think that there's stuff that...
02:05:53.000 It's not just a burger.
02:05:55.000 Yeah.
02:05:55.000 You know, it's not empty calories, right?
02:05:57.000 Because there's a lot of thought in what you do.
02:05:58.000 Well, last night's set was particularly rich in ideas because some of the new things that I've been working on are...
02:06:07.000 There's a lot of stuff that I'm working on about this sort of weirdness of progressive thought lately, like this really aggressive progressiveness that's going on where people are denying reality and they're doing it so because they feel like people have been marginalized in the past,
02:06:24.000 which is true, but it doesn't mean you spring it back the other way.
02:06:27.000 You say a bunch of stupid shit that doesn't make any sense.
02:06:29.000 Yeah, or you judge people harshly for judging people harshly.
02:06:32.000 How does that work, right?
02:06:33.000 That's like hitting people for hitting.
02:06:34.000 Exactly, exactly.
02:06:36.000 Some of the most aggressive people I know are liberals.
02:06:38.000 It's really strange.
02:06:39.000 I mean, there's an amazing video of the University of Toronto of this guy who is speaking about men's rights.
02:06:46.000 Warren Farrell?
02:06:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:06:49.000 These feminists are protesting These students, and screaming in their face, these students that want to go see this man talk about men's rights and about that you hate women and all this, and they're incredibly aggressive.
02:07:05.000 The only hate I see is in the protesters.
02:07:07.000 The only hate, and by the way, incredibly ignorant to what this guy's actual words are.
02:07:13.000 And they weren't even aware.
02:07:15.000 They didn't even bother doing the research.
02:07:17.000 They didn't even bother formulating a true opinion on this guy's ideas.
02:07:21.000 They just decided that this guy hates women.
02:07:23.000 And that's a weird thing.
02:07:24.000 I've made some posts about feminism online before.
02:07:28.000 And one of the things that I found incredibly strange is that I got called an MRA asshole.
02:07:35.000 And so I go, what does that mean?
02:07:36.000 What's an MRA? So then I had to Google MRA. I didn't know what it meant at all.
02:07:42.000 It's men's rights advocate.
02:07:45.000 Or activist, yeah.
02:07:46.000 Or activist.
02:07:47.000 And I was like, wait a minute.
02:07:48.000 A feminist, a person who wants equal rights for women, is saying that being a man who wants equal rights for men is an idiot?
02:08:00.000 Or I could call it a dodo, an MRA dodo.
02:08:03.000 And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
02:08:04.000 Dodo.
02:08:05.000 Well, there's a compressed Socratic argument.
02:08:07.000 I could call an MRA asshole or an MRA dodo.
02:08:10.000 I'm not a men's rights advocate by any stretch of the imagination.
02:08:15.000 I don't visit any blogs.
02:08:16.000 I don't visit any forums.
02:08:18.000 But I'm a believer in equality as far as the laws and regulations as they apply to human beings.
02:08:25.000 And I do not believe that the laws and regulations as they apply to human beings in this country are even for men and women.
02:08:32.000 I don't think they're even for women, and I don't think they're even for men.
02:08:36.000 I think the divorce laws are fucking horrendous for men, and some of them are atrocious.
02:08:41.000 Some of them in Canada are god-awful.
02:08:44.000 Dave Foley, for the longest time, I don't know if he's resolved it.
02:08:47.000 Horrible.
02:08:48.000 Horrible.
02:08:48.000 Anybody who's listening to this, just Google Dave Foley, Joe Rogan Experience.
02:09:05.000 It's all your money.
02:09:11.000 It's insane.
02:09:12.000 It's insane and that's not fair.
02:09:14.000 It's not fair.
02:09:15.000 I don't care what anybody says.
02:09:16.000 I think that absolutely if a man and woman get divorced, the man should pay child support.
02:09:20.000 Absolutely.
02:09:21.000 And if the woman was not working during the time of the marriage, I think there should be some sort of compensation, something fair and something reasonable.
02:09:28.000 Yeah, some of the assets that he developed by focusing on whatever.
02:09:31.000 Yeah, sure.
02:09:31.000 Absolutely.
02:09:32.000 But those internal payments, that's just not right.
02:09:34.000 No, it's not.
02:09:35.000 It's not right.
02:09:36.000 And I have a friend who has to pay his ex-wife.
02:09:39.000 They were married for 12 years.
02:09:40.000 He has to pay her for the rest of her life until she gets married.
02:09:44.000 So she plays this game.
02:09:45.000 She has a boyfriend and the boyfriend lives with her.
02:09:47.000 And he sends the investigators over to figure it out.
02:09:50.000 The boyfriend's not there.
02:09:52.000 Yeah.
02:10:10.000 I mean, it crippled him financially.
02:10:12.000 And on top of that, he had to pay for her lawyer while they had gone through divorce.
02:10:16.000 And here's where it gets really crazy.
02:10:18.000 She went to every lawyer in town and consulted with them, every good lawyer in town that she knew of, so that he could never use them as counsel.
02:10:27.000 Oh, because they had a conflict of interest?
02:10:29.000 Exactly.
02:10:29.000 Oh, man.
02:10:30.000 It's madness.
02:10:31.000 I mean, she planned this divorce out for a long time.
02:10:35.000 It was incredibly calculating.
02:10:37.000 And the idea that men don't deserve rights because of the fact that women have been marginalized, which is true, they have been.
02:10:45.000 But that doesn't mean that men haven't been either.
02:10:47.000 I mean, human beings deserve to be treated fairly.
02:10:51.000 That's true.
02:10:52.000 Everyone deserves to be treated humanely.
02:10:55.000 I don't believe men are.
02:10:56.000 I don't believe women are.
02:10:57.000 I don't believe humans are.
02:10:59.000 But the idea that you could separate and be a feminist but be anti-men's rights, well, you're a fucking crazy person then.
02:11:06.000 You know, you're not a humanist.
02:11:08.000 You're not a person who's looking at all human beings as your brothers and sisters.
02:11:11.000 You're a person with an agenda.
02:11:13.000 You're a person with an ideology.
02:11:15.000 And that ideology is that you're on a team.
02:11:17.000 You're on team vagina.
02:11:18.000 And everything that's on team penis can go fuck itself.
02:11:21.000 And that was the feedback, the blowback that I got for a joke about male feminists.
02:11:27.000 Yeah, I've stepped on that landmine a couple of times, and I'll keep going back to it, because it is an important one.
02:11:33.000 Men in the legal system, not just with divorce, but the sentencing disparities between men and women, what they call the pussy pass, it's horrendous.
02:11:40.000 Didn't you call feminism Marxist with pennies?
02:11:44.000 The original quote was socialism with tits.
02:11:47.000 But that was a bad character in one of my novels.
02:11:50.000 I just called it socialism with panties.
02:11:53.000 And it's very true because, I mean, and then people call, oh my god, that's so terrible.
02:11:56.000 I just went through all the founding Matriarchs of the feminist system.
02:12:00.000 They're all Marxists, all leftists, and so on.
02:12:02.000 And also, if feminists are so pro-woman, then where are they with Margaret Thatcher?
02:12:07.000 Margaret Thatcher was like the first leader of a Western country.
02:12:11.000 She struggled up from nothing.
02:12:12.000 I mean, an incredibly powerful woman.
02:12:14.000 But she was on the right, you see, so they hate her.
02:12:16.000 What about Ayn Rand?
02:12:17.000 Ayn Rand wrote the most influential book outside the Bible and the second most Influential book, according to the New York Times Review, of books after the Bible, you know, reshaped Western philosophy in many ways and Western politics.
02:12:31.000 And the feminists hate her.
02:12:32.000 Why?
02:12:32.000 Because she was on the right.
02:12:33.000 At least that's what they think.
02:12:34.000 She was not actually on the right.
02:12:36.000 So, I mean, I have these sort of suspicions when they're sort of, is it the leftist ideology or the pro-woman?
02:12:42.000 Now, if it's the pro-woman, then they should be incredibly positive.
02:12:46.000 Where are the feminists when people insult people like Ann Coulter?
02:12:50.000 Where are the feminists when people insult Sarah Palin?
02:12:52.000 You know, like Bill Marver called her a cunt.
02:12:55.000 I mean, that's really pretty vicious, like publicly, openly, right?
02:12:58.000 I mean, because they're on the right, and they're considered to be on the right, so they get a pass when people go, you know, but you then say something bad about a woman on the left.
02:13:07.000 So I think that it is more left than it is pro-woman, because when they choose between their politics and the gender, they always seem to choose the politics over the gender, and that's why I say it's leftist rather than pro-woman.
02:13:19.000 I agree, and I think there's a lot of really emotional and non-objective thinking attached to feminism, and there's a lot of really strange...
02:13:28.000 One of the more recent ones that I find incredibly strange is there's this new trend of accusing men of rape if they have sex with a woman who has had something to drink.
02:13:39.000 This is a broad, sweeping thing that's going through the internet in a lot of these It's really weird because there's a lot of it in what they call a skeptical community.
02:13:52.000 The skeptical community seems to be integrated with a lot of male feminists and feminists, and this is something that they've adopted, this idea that somehow or another skepticism and this idea that they combine.
02:14:06.000 I don't know if you're aware of the case, the Michael Shermer thing?
02:14:09.000 Do you know about all that?
02:14:11.000 Some significant sexual impropriety, right?
02:14:13.000 Yeah.
02:14:14.000 With no evidence, as far as I understand it.
02:14:15.000 Other than a person who doesn't want to reveal their name, who he, the guy who wrote the piece, heard about second hand.
02:14:22.000 He didn't even hear about it directly from the person.
02:14:25.000 And this is the person who's supposed to be skeptical.
02:14:26.000 How are they not sued?
02:14:27.000 Like, I don't understand.
02:14:28.000 He is being sued.
02:14:28.000 Oh, he is being sued.
02:14:29.000 Yeah, he is being sued now.
02:14:30.000 But it's the idea of that being the skeptic community.
02:14:33.000 I mean, one of the things you learn as a skeptic when you're breaking down any idea Whether it's a religious idea or whether it's an idea about an event that took place is that a person's eyewitness account of any individual event is suspect and that it's one of the worst forms of evidence.
02:14:53.000 And it doesn't mean that a terrible thing didn't happen to this person.
02:14:56.000 But it does mean that if you look in the context of the way it was explained in this guy's blog is that she was put in a position where she couldn't consent.
02:15:06.000 What kind of weirdo language is that?
02:15:10.000 And then the corroborating evidence that he uses in this blog is that a woman went to a party with this guy and he kept getting her drinks and he was flirty and she got drunker than she usually does and that's it.
02:15:23.000 That's the corroborating piece of evidence that the man and a woman who are both adults were drinking together and she got drunk.
02:15:32.000 You talk about removing yourself from personal responsibility.
02:15:36.000 This guy was responsible for you getting drunker.
02:15:40.000 That's insane.
02:15:41.000 That's insane for a person to say this.
02:15:43.000 What choice did I have?
02:15:46.000 I'm a feminist.
02:15:47.000 How is it possible that a person who believes in the power of being a woman could think that a woman is so much weaker than a man that she can't control how much liquor she consumes when she's around a man?
02:16:01.000 That the man somehow or another, by being with her and drinking with her, forces her to consume more than she normally would?
02:16:07.000 That's madness.
02:16:09.000 And there's no excuse called, I was drunk.
02:16:11.000 I mean, try that with drunk driving.
02:16:13.000 The whole point is that, okay, yes, you had diminished capacity while you were driving, but you were responsible for drinking and getting in the car.
02:16:19.000 It's the one time when we're willing to alleviate someone of their own personal responsibility, and only women.
02:16:25.000 A man is more responsible.
02:16:27.000 If a man and a woman are drunk together, but the woman feels bad about the encounter in the morning, the man raped her.
02:16:35.000 Meanwhile, the man was drunk as well, but the men are always the aggressors and always, therefore, guilty.
02:16:40.000 I mean, that's not humanism.
02:16:42.000 But that has taken, and this is a long dark road that as a man, and you know, I'm sorry that if you're a woman, it's really hard to get this.
02:16:50.000 We have had so much negativity over the past 40 or so years hurled at masculinity that, I mean, we were like half criminals just for breathing.
02:17:00.000 I mean, if you look at the role models on TV, how men are portrayed, you know, the Homer Simpsons and the American Dads.
02:17:07.000 Yeah, the Bundy.
02:17:08.000 We're all just idiots and sex-crazed and irresponsible and stupid.
02:17:13.000 And the amazing thing is that it's true that if you look at the bell curve of intelligence, for women, it kind of spikes in the middle.
02:17:20.000 So many more women are of average intelligence than men.
02:17:23.000 Now, you still have your brilliant women, you still have your dumb women.
02:17:26.000 But if you look at the bell curve of male intelligence, much flatter, which means that we have a lot more geniuses and a lot more complete idiots.
02:17:33.000 And what's happened is everybody's focused on the idiots among men and have completely begun to ignore all the brilliance that men bring to the world, all of the amazing, incredible inventions that men bring to the world.
02:17:43.000 And it's just we're focusing on this low cluster, which is incredibly biased.
02:17:47.000 It's like saying, okay, well, blacks in America, they commit a lot more crimes.
02:17:50.000 And we're just going to focus on that and say, that's all the blacks are.
02:17:52.000 That's all we're going to portray as blacks as criminals and blah, blah, blah.
02:17:55.000 That would be incredibly racist.
02:17:56.000 But the sexism of portraying men as idiots, because we happen to have more cluster as a gender on that side, and completely ignoring all of the incredible stuff that brilliant men bring to the world, is incredibly sexist, and it's really hard for people to see.
02:18:10.000 I mean, like, the idea that, you were talking earlier, the idea that a woman can competently raise children without a man around is just taken for granted now.
02:18:18.000 It's absolutely not true.
02:18:19.000 Men are essential to the healthy raising of children, but the idea that we would recognize that as a society is just, we're just, they're disposable.
02:18:26.000 It's also a very unfortunate situation in regards to feminism that a lot of people are dealing with their own personal experiences that they've had with a few asshole men in their lives in regards to them not being sexually attractive or not fitting into a certain social group or not.
02:18:43.000 And then they have somehow or another extrapolated that, that all men are pieces of shit and rapists or a massive amount of them need to be curbed and laws need to be changed and if you get drunk with a girl and you have sex with her, you're a rapist.
02:18:56.000 Right.
02:18:56.000 I mean, and a lot of this is based on their own negative interactions with men and the stereotype of feminism, unfortunately, There's a meme online, this is feminism.
02:19:08.000 And it's a woman holding up a sign saying, I'm a feminist.
02:19:16.000 And she's fucking 300 pounds.
02:19:18.000 And everyone's like, yeah, that's feminism.
02:19:21.000 Yeah, you're right.
02:19:22.000 It's a big fat ugly girl that no one's a fuck.
02:19:24.000 That's really unfortunate.
02:19:26.000 But the type of person that is a large, unattractive woman is going to deal with, immeasurably, it's going to be so much harder for her to find people who are sexually attracted to her, for her to find healthy relationships.
02:19:43.000 It's an unfortunate reality in this world that if you are not sexually attractive, you are not going to have as easy a ride when it comes to the opposite sex.
02:19:52.000 It's just a fact.
02:19:54.000 Well, I mean, but sexually attractive and 300 pounds, I mean, somebody who's 300 pounds is, for most people, going to be sexually unattractive.
02:20:01.000 But if they sort of lose weight and exercise, that's sort of a different matter.
02:20:04.000 That just comes down to a basic human competence.
02:20:06.000 But one of the things that I've thought of, like I grew up with a single mom, and we lived, because single moms are usually broke, right?
02:20:13.000 I mean, because it's a tough life.
02:20:14.000 And so when I grew up with a single mom, everyone around me has single moms as well.
02:20:18.000 You know what's interesting is that the kind of men who float through the single mom world, they're not always the best kind of men, right?
02:20:26.000 They're kind of trashy, right?
02:20:27.000 Because the really competent and successful and intelligent men aren't trolling the girlfriend farms at the single mom, you know, low rent housing ghettos, right?
02:20:35.000 And so I think what happens is a lot of these women have grown up In single mom households or in this sort of environment.
02:20:42.000 And so who are the men who are floating through that?
02:20:44.000 They tend to kind of be losers.
02:20:45.000 They tend to be pretty unstable.
02:20:47.000 They tend to be kind of parasitical.
02:20:49.000 They don't tend to be the very best specimens of masculinity.
02:20:53.000 And so I think the breakdown of the family has created an environment where a lot of girls growing up don't have a positive male role model in their life.
02:21:00.000 And the kind of men that they see floating through their mom's beds tend to be kind of trashy.
02:21:03.000 So they're like, well, this is masculinity.
02:21:05.000 It's also very unfortunate that in the criticism of masculinity, you've removed a lot of allies by blanket generalizations of men.
02:21:13.000 You removed a lot of people like myself, who I can't support you on that, even though I'm an entirely pro-human being and pro-equality.
02:21:23.000 But when you make these mass generalizations and call someone a men's right advocate asshole, These are nonsense statements, and it's unfortunate that I guarantee you, and it's not saying that all feminists Feminists are unattractive, or all feminists are not sexually viable,
02:21:41.000 but I guarantee you almost all of them have had a lot of negative experiences with men.
02:21:47.000 And it doesn't mean that all men are negative.
02:21:49.000 And it doesn't mean that there's not people out there that you would assume would be assholes that are actually very nice people.
02:21:56.000 But you've got this idea that it's easier to define the world by these rigid dimensions that you've sort of set up for yourself.
02:22:05.000 When I read things that are from this feminist point of view, they're so often aggressive.
02:22:12.000 And I get that there's a blowback.
02:22:14.000 I do get that.
02:22:15.000 I get that they've experienced marginalization.
02:22:18.000 They believe that society is set up to support rape culture and all these strange ideas.
02:22:23.000 And that there's a blowback to it.
02:22:25.000 But I don't think that the way it's being handled is...
02:22:28.000 I don't think it's objective.
02:22:31.000 I don't think it's rational.
02:22:32.000 And I don't think it's balanced.
02:22:34.000 And I find it really weird when really intelligent people attach themselves to these feminist ideas.
02:22:42.000 Yeah, but the problem is, you know, in Canada here, I had a guy on my show, a great guy, Bill Gairdner, who wrote The End of the Family, and he pointed out that There's a revolution that occurs, I think, that initially is necessary, and I think this is also with blacks in America,
02:22:59.000 too.
02:22:59.000 There's a revolution that occurs that is initially necessary, but the whole point of a revolution is to defund itself, to end, right?
02:23:06.000 So, yeah, I mean, there was stuff that needed to be done.
02:23:08.000 Obviously, we talked about this earlier with blacks in the 60s and some stuff with...
02:23:12.000 Women is kind of different, right?
02:23:13.000 Because there's always been this women and children first, right?
02:23:15.000 The vast majority of the people who died on the Titanic were men, offering up their lifeboats to women, right?
02:23:21.000 Because there has been a sort of women and children first, and women have been kind of elevated.
02:23:24.000 There was no black people first in the South, right?
02:23:27.000 So it's a little bit different.
02:23:28.000 But there was, I think, some push for equality that needed to happen.
02:23:32.000 But then what happens is you get a lot of people who get heavily invested in this cause, and it becomes their ego, their identity, right?
02:23:38.000 Like, I fight for black rights, I fight for women's rights, and so on.
02:23:41.000 But then what happens is society will often listen and respond in a positive way.
02:23:46.000 And then what happens is that cause begins to diminish.
02:23:49.000 And people are like, you know, supporting, like, I'm not going to support the abolitionist cause cause slavery's ended.
02:23:54.000 Like, I'm just not going to do it.
02:23:55.000 It's over, right?
02:23:56.000 I mean, there may be other problems, but that's not the problem, right?
02:23:59.000 Like, I don't support a lot of, you know, let's deal with polio victims because we got this vaccine and we don't really have polio victims anymore, right?
02:24:05.000 So the whole point of a revolution is to defund itself, to end, for people to move on with their lives.
02:24:10.000 But what happens is when you have a government, you get these voting blocs and you get, like in Canada, over the last 10 or 15 years, the Canadian government's given $300 million to feminist groups.
02:24:20.000 That's not coming from Canadian women or Canadian men, for that matter, because, you know, a lot of it's kind of been dealt with.
02:24:25.000 But these groups continue by poking these scabs and by continuing these grievances and by finding the Trayvon Martin situation, blowing it up into a race war and all this kind of stuff.
02:24:34.000 A lot of the stuff has been dealt with, but because the government's still giving the money, they still need to whip up these kinds of hysterias just to justify their own existence.
02:24:42.000 I mean, the whole point of revolution is to end.
02:24:45.000 The whole point of, I want to deal with measles is get a vaccine and end measles.
02:24:49.000 You don't keep taking the same amount of money year after year, but if you have a government funding it, then you have to manufacture these grievances, which just keeps things going and getting worse.
02:24:56.000 The point of revolution is a resolution.
02:24:58.000 This resolution never seems to come.
02:25:01.000 It's never going to take place if your approach is imbalanced.
02:25:06.000 There's just some things that are being, some proponents of feminism are endorsing.
02:25:12.000 One of them being the ability to withdraw consent equals rape.
02:25:16.000 You mean after the fact?
02:25:17.000 Yeah, after the fact.
02:25:18.000 Yeah, that's insane.
02:25:20.000 You consented.
02:25:20.000 That's like me giving you my coffee and then charging you with theft when you walk out the room.
02:25:24.000 Here, take my coffee.
02:25:25.000 Oh, officer, he stole my coffee because I changed my mind after the fact when he left.
02:25:29.000 Well, the idea is that a man can lie to a woman in order to get in bed with her, and then if she can prove that he did that, that he's a rapist.
02:25:36.000 Because he tricked her with his words.
02:25:38.000 Yeah, because of course women have a lie.
02:25:40.000 I mean, they don't use makeup, they don't puff up their tits, they don't ever falsify any of their opinions.
02:25:44.000 They don't pretend to like a man because he's wealthy and hope to get pregnant with him either.
02:25:48.000 I mean, I don't see any feminists that are decrying that, and that's a horrible affront to womanhood to think that the only way that you can make a living is to lie to a man and make him Get you pregnant so that you can get money from them from then on.
02:26:00.000 I mean, feminists, true feminists should be horrified by that.
02:26:04.000 Yeah, we'll focus on the false rape accusations.
02:26:06.000 The false rape accusations, which in some studies are 20, 30 or 40 percent.
02:26:11.000 There's a study in the Air Force where they actually, even women who've withdrawn their accusations, 20, 30 or 40 percent of rape accusations, in some studies, who knows what it is universally, Are false.
02:26:21.000 I mean, how horrendous is that?
02:26:23.000 And women should be coming down so hard on women who make false rape accusations because they make it so much harder for the women who actually have been raped because then there's that problem or false paternity.
02:26:32.000 And the problem with false rape accusations is that very few women face repercussions for them.
02:26:36.000 Now, in my book, if you accuse someone of a crime and you lied, you get the punishment they would have gotten.
02:26:42.000 That's how it should work.
02:26:44.000 That's the double jeopardy, right?
02:26:45.000 This football player who's recently been released, he got on tape, this girl admitting that she lied about him raping her, and her family received a million dollars, or $850,000, and now they have to pay the money back.
02:27:00.000 But that's the extent of her punishment.
02:27:02.000 This guy went to jail for five fucking years, and now he's trying to re-pursue...
02:27:07.000 And what if he didn't have that recording?
02:27:08.000 He'd still be there.
02:27:09.000 Well, not only that, he's just one of many.
02:27:11.000 I have three friends that were falsely accused of rape.
02:27:14.000 I also have friends that were raped.
02:27:16.000 I know rape is real.
02:27:18.000 I have friends that have been roofied and got out of danger because someone recognized they had been drugged.
02:27:23.000 It's very common.
02:27:25.000 Rape is a disgusting, horrible It's horrible, anti-human crime.
02:27:29.000 And I think rapists should be treated the same way as murderers.
02:27:33.000 You're denying someone their humanity.
02:27:35.000 You're taking away something, some part of them.
02:27:38.000 You're removing a part of who they are as a person.
02:27:41.000 It's kind of permanent.
02:27:42.000 Somebody to lose your car, you can get a new car, but there's something about sexual violation that it's kind of a permanent thing.
02:27:47.000 It's horrible, but so is lying about it.
02:27:51.000 That's horrible, too.
02:27:52.000 Lying about a rape is just as horrible.
02:27:53.000 Well, they will often get a man raped in prison.
02:27:56.000 Yes, and this idea of withdrawing consent and that somehow or another you can do that and turn a guy into a rapist, that's a hating thing.
02:28:08.000 What you're doing is you're hating someone who's manipulative.
02:28:12.000 You're hating someone who can con you into bed.
02:28:15.000 But that's been what men have been trying to do since the beginning of time.
02:28:20.000 Like, you're hating the game of courting a woman.
02:28:24.000 And there have been men that wear shoes that they would never wear, and watches they would never buy, and cars they don't give a shit about, and apartment that they decorate just to get the woman to believe that they're like this.
02:28:35.000 It's all a lie.
02:28:36.000 My friend Brian, who you saw earlier tonight, last night, first show.
02:28:40.000 Brian Callen is a hilarious guy.
02:28:42.000 The first time I came over his house back when he was single, he had Jack Kerouac on the road, sitting on his night table, opened up with like...
02:28:50.000 He felt sensitive.
02:28:52.000 And I, you know, I'm a predator, so I came over to his house.
02:28:55.000 I'm like, bitch, you ain't reading that.
02:28:56.000 You know, I find weakness in people very quickly.
02:28:59.000 So I saw that and I go, you're not fucking reading that.
02:29:01.000 I go, you're hoping a chick comes over and she sees that and she's like, oh, you're reading so much.
02:29:06.000 He's like a poet.
02:29:06.000 You're amazing.
02:29:07.000 He's there.
02:29:08.000 And he started laughing.
02:29:09.000 He goes, it's true.
02:29:10.000 It's so true.
02:29:11.000 I decorate my house to pretend I'm smarter than I am.
02:29:14.000 I did that.
02:29:14.000 There was a Stephen Hawking book, A Brief History of Time or whatever, right?
02:29:17.000 And I had that on my desk.
02:29:19.000 And this woman, I loved her to death.
02:29:21.000 We went out for a while.
02:29:21.000 This woman came over and she's like, I call bullshit on it.
02:29:24.000 That's the first thing.
02:29:25.000 I call bullshit on stuff later.
02:29:27.000 And I'm like, no, no, no, I've read it.
02:29:29.000 And what she did was she went over and she opened it and it creaked like an old boat, you know.
02:29:34.000 You know, because it had never been open before, so it didn't go.
02:29:37.000 This spine was completely, like, you know what?
02:29:40.000 You got me.
02:29:41.000 That's hilarious.
02:29:42.000 That's hilarious.
02:29:43.000 Yeah, we lie.
02:29:44.000 We pretend.
02:29:45.000 You know, I've always, I have this thing when I say to people, and I think a lot of times we lie and pretend, a big part of us, because we're not happy with who we are.
02:29:52.000 We're not really, and we like to be, we like to wish that we were someone better.
02:29:57.000 I always tell people, be the person that you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.
02:30:02.000 You want to really live your life optimally, you want to really be an admirable person, be the hero of your own story, and be the guy that you pretend to be when you try to get laid.
02:30:11.000 And if you can find people who love you for who you are, I mean, my God, isn't that easier?
02:30:15.000 The problem with the pretense is, you know, it's fine in the moment, but man, you got to keep that shit up.
02:30:19.000 That's a lot of work.
02:30:19.000 And you have to love yourself in order to be loved.
02:30:23.000 If you have all sorts of flaws that you don't fix and you don't like various aspects of yourself that you don't correct, What normal person in their sensible mind would want to engage in a long-term relationship with someone that's incredibly flawed, knows it,
02:30:38.000 and does nothing about it?
02:30:40.000 Like, that sounds like a nightmare.
02:30:41.000 That sounds like taking on a dog that shits all over the house.
02:30:43.000 You know, you're just taking on a giant problem.
02:30:46.000 You gotta fix this person?
02:30:47.000 And some people do do that.
02:30:49.000 They take on projects.
02:30:50.000 You know, I mean, I have a friend who every fucking girlfriend he dates is always broken.
02:30:54.000 And you can never see that.
02:30:55.000 Your problem is, your own life is a mess.
02:30:58.000 And you don't want to deal with that.
02:31:00.000 So you bring people into your life that are more fucked up and you can fix that.
02:31:04.000 And you can focus on their problems.
02:31:04.000 And you constantly give them advice.
02:31:06.000 You constantly give them advice and you're going to fix them.
02:31:08.000 But fix yourself, bitch!
02:31:09.000 And if you did fix yourself, you wouldn't want these people in your life.
02:31:12.000 It's like if I date a 300 pound woman, the fact that I'm 280 looks better.
02:31:16.000 So I don't have to diet, right?
02:31:18.000 I look smaller right next to her.
02:31:19.000 Yeah.
02:31:20.000 I mean, I think that is a huge part of what's wrong with people in relationships.
02:31:25.000 What's wrong with a lot of people in relationships is internal.
02:31:28.000 It's what's wrong with you.
02:31:29.000 What are you bringing into a relationship?
02:31:31.000 Until you're happy with who you are, until you're just a reasonable person who's objective about your own actions, And objective about your own path in life and enjoying your own path in life, you're not worthy of a healthy,
02:31:47.000 happy relationship.
02:31:48.000 You haven't gotten your own shit together yet.
02:31:50.000 Well, and this is terrible, I think, dichotomy where, you know, women get married to guys hoping that they'll change and guys get married to women hoping that they won't.
02:32:00.000 You're not going to cut that long hair when you have kids, right?
02:32:03.000 You're going to keep exercising, right?
02:32:04.000 You're still going to look great and all that.
02:32:07.000 The idea that you're with someone in the hopes that they'll change is just completely insane.
02:32:12.000 It's like buying a Buick and hoping it's going to be a boat.
02:32:14.000 No, you bought a Buick, it's a Buick.
02:32:16.000 One time thinking about boat, it's ridiculous.
02:32:17.000 Well, there are a lot of women who like to do that, though.
02:32:20.000 Who like to fix and change a guy.
02:32:21.000 I'm going to redecorate him and he's going to be just great.
02:32:24.000 They have to throw things out.
02:32:25.000 Like, where's that book?
02:32:27.000 You shouldn't read that.
02:32:28.000 What?
02:32:29.000 Or, you know, there's still three atoms holding my underwear together.
02:32:32.000 How dare you put them in the garbage?
02:32:34.000 I have a friend and his girlfriend, he went to the bathroom and his girlfriend was confronted by my other friend's girlfriend about the kind of car he drives.
02:32:45.000 Because he drove a sports car, he had a Ferrari, he's a wealthy guy.
02:32:48.000 And the girlfriend was like, why do you let him drive that car?
02:32:52.000 He let him drive that car?
02:32:54.000 Yes, that was her words.
02:32:55.000 Like, a guy driving a car like that is like, you know, he's like, he's a player.
02:33:00.000 Like, why do you let him have that car?
02:33:01.000 She was correcting him because she was concerned that her boyfriend might get ideas.
02:33:06.000 Like, hmm, I can get a car like that too because my friend has a car.
02:33:10.000 So she wanted to, what she was worried about her, and she did it in front of her man, like to check him.
02:33:15.000 She went to this girl and was correcting her situation of a fucking car.
02:33:21.000 I mean, it was like decisive.
02:33:22.000 You've got time.
02:33:23.000 Don't you have shit to do with your life rather than control and manipulate?
02:33:26.000 She was incredibly manipulative, this woman.
02:33:29.000 Those people are not in my life anymore, but this woman was incredibly manipulative.
02:33:34.000 The guy was a wealthy, strong guy, but for whatever reason, this attractive woman came into his life and just started dominating him.
02:33:42.000 She didn't work.
02:33:43.000 He paid for everything.
02:33:44.000 And she wouldn't let him do shit.
02:33:47.000 She chose everything that he did.
02:33:50.000 She dressed him.
02:33:51.000 She bought clothes for him.
02:33:53.000 And he was not allowed to buy a sports car.
02:33:56.000 Not to say anything great about having a sports car, but I don't understand.
02:33:59.000 If you're going to be a capitalist, if you're going to be a materialist, which they clearly were in this big, giant house, you should be able to buy whatever fucking car you want.
02:34:06.000 If you're really going to bust your ass and work 12 hours a day, I'm not saying there's any great honor or nobility in buying a Ferrari, but if you really want a Ferrari and you've got a lot of money, buy a fucking Ferrari.
02:34:17.000 Who gives a shit?
02:34:19.000 That reminds me, best moment in your Peter Joseph interview, because I'm doing a debate with him on Monday, because we have some slightly different ideas about how the future should go.
02:34:28.000 And we have a debate, and so I listened to your show with it, which is really enjoyable, and I love the bit.
02:34:34.000 He said, you know, they could make better cars.
02:34:37.000 The Ferrari, they could make that better.
02:34:39.000 And you're like, no.
02:34:40.000 They absolutely could not make that car any better than it is.
02:34:44.000 That's the pinnacle of human engineering.
02:34:47.000 You better shut the fuck up.
02:34:48.000 Unless you're going to have an angel's wings and wheels, you cannot improve that car.
02:34:53.000 That's about as good as you can get.
02:34:54.000 You know, that's that sort of silly socialist ideology where you don't vet your facts out before you start blabbing.
02:35:01.000 You can't say they can make a better Porsche.
02:35:03.000 No, they fucking race the 24 hours of Le Mans.
02:35:06.000 They compete against the best cars in the world.
02:35:09.000 They brilliantly engineer these vehicles.
02:35:12.000 Smartest guys in the world.
02:35:13.000 The upgrade from the Porsche is the fucking teleporter in Star Trek.
02:35:17.000 There's no better way to get around than that, right?
02:35:19.000 When people talk to me like that, like they can make a better car, no, they cannot stop.
02:35:23.000 You don't know what you're talking about.
02:35:25.000 You don't know the history of what you're saying.
02:35:27.000 What you're doing is saying something that goes along with your ideology.
02:35:31.000 You would like it to be true because it would make you more brilliant.
02:35:34.000 It would make your points better.
02:35:35.000 But if you have to bend facts to meet your theories, that ain't so brilliant, right?
02:35:38.000 You've got to be a slave to the facts, right?
02:35:40.000 He's got a great thing going on.
02:35:42.000 He's got a really interesting thing going on, but it's very culty.
02:35:47.000 There's a lot of cultiness to that.
02:35:49.000 It all falls out the window when you realize that he's a stockbroker.
02:35:53.000 He was for quite some time.
02:35:55.000 He still does.
02:35:55.000 He still does.
02:35:56.000 That's how he makes his money.
02:35:57.000 Really?
02:35:58.000 Yes.
02:35:58.000 He's a day trader.
02:36:00.000 Doesn't he get people to rip out their kidneys and email them to him or something?
02:36:04.000 I like the guy.
02:36:06.000 He's not trying to run a cult.
02:36:08.000 He's a very smart guy.
02:36:09.000 And I don't think he's trying to do any of that.
02:36:11.000 He's sort of a frustrated musician and a day trader.
02:36:15.000 Yeah.
02:36:16.000 Very bright guy, though.
02:36:17.000 Mark's doing that, too.
02:36:18.000 You know, Mark's playing the stock market.
02:36:20.000 And Mark's banged his maid and then kicked her out when she had a baby.
02:36:24.000 Because, you know, exploiting the working classes is really bad, right?
02:36:27.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:36:28.000 I just can't do it as well as the capitalist.
02:36:29.000 That's my problem.
02:36:30.000 There's a lot of those guys out there that become intoxicated with the attention that you get from having good ideas.
02:36:36.000 You know, and that's a real common occurrence in human nature.
02:36:40.000 Whenever someone gets to talk and people listen and go, you're amazing.
02:36:44.000 You just, oh, I'm amazing.
02:36:45.000 You don't go, hmm, is that person just dumb?
02:36:49.000 Is it possible I'm not amazing?
02:36:50.000 I need more of you.
02:36:52.000 Let's get all the smart people out the room.
02:36:54.000 You and your second cousins.
02:36:56.000 Especially if you've bred together, bring me your children.
02:36:58.000 They'll just fit right in.
02:37:00.000 I'm always the first to point out that every single thing that ever comes out of my mouth is essentially just some things that I've read.
02:37:05.000 And you're very humble about that.
02:37:06.000 Like you openly say, like, I'm not smart enough to understand this.
02:37:09.000 I don't really get that, but these are my thoughts.
02:37:11.000 And that is important, yeah.
02:37:12.000 Because, I mean, nobody has the answers.
02:37:13.000 The best, I mean, what Socrates did, the best you can do is provoke thought.
02:37:17.000 I mean, how many answers have we given to people in this conversation?
02:37:20.000 Not really many.
02:37:21.000 I would say, don't hit your kids.
02:37:22.000 You know, that's a good one.
02:37:24.000 Reason with your kids.
02:37:25.000 Maybe stay home with them if you can.
02:37:27.000 Be kind of people.
02:37:28.000 That's a huge one.
02:37:29.000 But those are sort of...
02:37:30.000 I mean, that's such common sense.
02:37:32.000 That's a fortune cookie.
02:37:34.000 But big answers?
02:37:35.000 You know, man, I think the old ones are really wary about that.
02:37:38.000 The moral instructors of mankind are usually complete control freaks and assholes.
02:37:42.000 I 100% agree.
02:37:43.000 I think it's almost impossible.
02:37:45.000 I think we all together can work things out by talking and exchanging ideas and exchanging opinions and agreeing and seeing each other's points of view.
02:37:55.000 I think we can help that way.
02:37:57.000 We can all help each other, but the idea that one person is going to be the moral authority or the voice of wisdom, it's a very dangerous position.
02:38:04.000 It really is.
02:38:06.000 I mean, there's a few things that I'm comfortable saying people shouldn't do, but outside of that, I have no I have no idea what is going to make you the happiest in life.
02:38:13.000 I mean, yeah, don't steal, don't kill, don't rape.
02:38:15.000 Yeah, fine, fine, fine.
02:38:16.000 But even how many people really do that?
02:38:17.000 Not many, right?
02:38:19.000 But actually how people should live?
02:38:21.000 I mean, man, if we can start pointing guns at each other, if we can start having these crazy laws, stop throwing people in jail for the wrong bits of vegetation, I think that would be a great step forward.
02:38:29.000 Let's just start pointing guns at each other to get stuff done.
02:38:32.000 Outside of that, I have no idea what people should do to make themselves happy.
02:38:36.000 That's because you're legitimately intelligent.
02:38:39.000 Half the time I'm not even sure myself.
02:38:40.000 You sit there and say, what should I do with my day that's going to make me the happiest?
02:38:44.000 It's nice to have the choice or whatever, but as to what other people should do, who they should be with, and what careers they should follow, that's really impossible.
02:38:53.000 It's hard to know.
02:38:54.000 It's a very important point that you bring up, especially, because there are so many things that people like that I don't.
02:39:01.000 There are so many things that I like that people don't.
02:39:02.000 I've had really intelligent friends that go, why do you like this mixed martial arts stuff?
02:39:07.000 I don't know.
02:39:08.000 I just do.
02:39:08.000 I like it.
02:39:09.000 I understand that it's controlled violence.
02:39:12.000 I understand that it's disturbing for some people to watch.
02:39:16.000 But to me, it's been a part of my life since I was a boy.
02:39:18.000 And I find it incredibly fascinating.
02:39:21.000 Sorry you don't.
02:39:23.000 It's okay.
02:39:24.000 And by the way, the people that I've met that are mixed martial artists, they're fighters, they're some of the nicest people I've ever met in my life.
02:39:30.000 And one of the reasons is that they've conquered their ego to a certain extent and that they have a much better control over it because they're being checked over and over again on a daily basis in the gym.
02:39:40.000 Oh, discipline is a highly underrated virtue.
02:39:43.000 I think it used to be more...
02:39:45.000 Highly rated.
02:39:46.000 The discipline to say when you're wrong, that you're wrong.
02:39:49.000 What bothers me so much about people is these lazy edges of their permission slips.
02:39:55.000 When people do really stupid shit, part of me is just like, how do you give yourself permission to do that?
02:40:02.000 How is that on your list of possible things to do?
02:40:05.000 And still be happy about yourself.
02:40:07.000 Or how is that, you know, you hit my kid.
02:40:11.000 How is that even on your list of possibilities?
02:40:14.000 Why wouldn't you say, no, I'm not going to do that?
02:40:17.000 And have the discipline to not do it?
02:40:19.000 That seems to me pretty obvious.
02:40:20.000 A very underrated aspect of being a man, of being a human, is having a code that you live by.
02:40:24.000 Yeah, some self-discipline.
02:40:26.000 I mean, the guys who get up at five and work out and stuff like that.
02:40:29.000 The other day, I was like, most people are like, oh, I'm kind of tired.
02:40:32.000 Should I work out or have a nap?
02:40:35.000 Part of you is like, oh, a nap would be really nice right back now.
02:40:38.000 Oh yeah.
02:40:38.000 Get up and actually go and do that thing.
02:40:41.000 You'll feel better.
02:40:43.000 And you'll sleep better that night because you didn't have a nap and scrub your cycle.
02:40:45.000 So just that kind of discipline is really lacking.
02:40:48.000 I think we used to have a lot more of it when we were really confronted with nature a lot more.
02:40:52.000 And now we live in this fuzzy city where you can get everything 24-7 and it's all easy to come by and so on.
02:40:58.000 And the materialism to me comes with the laziness and the laziness comes with the depth.
02:41:01.000 Because we talk about national debts and so on.
02:41:03.000 In America, and to some degree, it's almost as bad in Canada too.
02:41:08.000 People have debts way bigger than their income.
02:41:11.000 That's a laziness too.
02:41:13.000 Why not defer some gratification?
02:41:15.000 They've done a study on kids.
02:41:16.000 It's called the marshmallow study.
02:41:18.000 They take four-year-olds and they sit them down and they say, you can have two marshmallows now, or you can have four marshmallows if you have one now and wait.
02:41:31.000 They always take two now, right?
02:41:32.000 Well, no.
02:41:32.000 There's some of them that will defer.
02:41:34.000 Really?
02:41:34.000 And there's some of them that won't.
02:41:36.000 And they've tracked these kids through life.
02:41:38.000 And they find that consistently, those who are able to defer gratification just do a hell of a lot better.
02:41:43.000 I bet you there were times when you got up to do Fear Factor and you're like, If there's one thing I don't want to do today, it's fear factor.
02:41:49.000 That was 90% of the time we did fear right now.
02:41:51.000 Not when you weren't.
02:41:52.000 But I mean, the discipline to just get up and do it.
02:41:55.000 It's important.
02:41:56.000 What Woody Allen says, you know, 90% of success is just showing up.
02:41:59.000 That's kind of true.
02:42:00.000 Just have the discipline to do it when you don't feel like doing it.
02:42:02.000 The deferral of gratification, I'm sure with the training, there's times when you get your ass kicked or you pull the muscle and you're just like, well, I've got to go back and do it.
02:42:08.000 Or there's times where like that cheesecake looks like I'm drooling like a tsunami here.
02:42:12.000 But you just don't do it.
02:42:13.000 And I think that kind of discipline...
02:42:15.000 So you say that the fighters are like really great guys.
02:42:18.000 I think it's because they probably really work that muscle of discipline to the point where they have a coach, they have a set of personal responsibilities, and they don't let themselves step outside of that.
02:42:28.000 And so there's a kind of security in people who have a lot of discipline in whatever field it is that they're working in.
02:42:33.000 I really like being around people who've got a lot of discipline because you know they're not just going to do some random shit.
02:42:37.000 It's also inspiring to me.
02:42:39.000 I like being around people that work hard.
02:42:41.000 It makes me feel like I should get things done too.
02:42:44.000 When people accomplish things around you and they experience joy and success.
02:42:50.000 And they experience this feeling of, like, wow, I did it, I pulled it off.
02:42:54.000 That's inspiring.
02:42:55.000 It makes you want to do the same.
02:42:57.000 It makes you want to...
02:42:58.000 And the more things I accomplish and the more things I do well, the happier I am as a person.
02:43:02.000 I find it's a direct correlation.
02:43:04.000 Do you have a plan?
02:43:06.000 I know you said yours is a little bit, you know, grab what you can as far as your career goes and a little bit on the less than planned side, but do you have sort of an idea of where you want to go?
02:43:15.000 Five years, you know, ten years kind of thing?
02:43:18.000 No.
02:43:21.000 No, I'm here.
02:43:22.000 Lists are overrated, right?
02:43:23.000 Yeah, well, I'm here.
02:43:25.000 What I'm doing right now, I love.
02:43:27.000 I like to keep doing it.
02:43:28.000 My plan is to continue to do it.
02:43:30.000 But if everything maintained exactly where it is right now, I don't think I would do anything differently.
02:43:36.000 I think I would continue to work on my stand-up.
02:43:38.000 I would continue to do commentary for the fights.
02:43:41.000 I'd continue to do podcasting, and I enjoy all those very much.
02:43:45.000 I continue to Try to be the best father I can.
02:43:49.000 Continue to try to be the best husband I can.
02:43:51.000 All that good stuff.
02:43:52.000 But other than that, no.
02:43:54.000 I don't have any plans.
02:43:55.000 My plans are just to enjoy life.
02:43:57.000 And I enjoy life very much.
02:43:58.000 My plans are to maintain that enthusiasm and that happiness.
02:44:02.000 The joy of life.
02:44:04.000 And spread as much of that as I can.
02:44:06.000 Inspire people if I can.
02:44:09.000 It just inspired people by enjoying myself.
02:44:11.000 Other people have inspired me by enjoying their lives.
02:44:14.000 I'm inspired constantly by people who love their craft, by people who love their profession, by people who love what they do.
02:44:21.000 It's very infectious.
02:44:22.000 That's the only goals that I have.
02:44:26.000 That's the definition of a happy life, that if it continues the way it is, that's pretty damn good.
02:44:30.000 And you know, it maybe grows.
02:44:34.000 I would like to get better at everything that I'm doing, that I enjoy.
02:44:38.000 But you have to.
02:44:39.000 Like in jujitsu, you don't maintain, you get better.
02:44:41.000 In comedy, you don't maintain, you get better.
02:44:43.000 If you continue to focus on it and you learn from your past experiences, You're going to improve.
02:44:48.000 If you apply intelligence and focus to anything, you're going to get better at it.
02:44:52.000 It's not like you can become a master at comedy.
02:44:54.000 Even if you are a master, you call yourself a black belt in comedy, there's room.
02:44:59.000 There's always room.
02:45:01.000 There's room in Jiu-Jitsu, there's room in martial arts, there's room in everything.
02:45:05.000 I love the disciplines with No Limit, where you can't ever say this is the end.
02:45:10.000 There's no end.
02:45:10.000 It never ends.
02:45:12.000 There's no, there's no, like, you're never a total master.
02:45:15.000 It's not possible.
02:45:16.000 I mean, you, you can teach and you, you have a certain amount of, like, there's certain moves that I can, uh, teach someone in Jiu Jitsu, but could I teach you Jiu Jitsu mastery?
02:45:28.000 Something you have to pursue on your own and most likely you'll never achieve.
02:45:32.000 You might be masterful over one particular skill level, but then someone else come along that is much more skillful than you and master you.
02:45:42.000 It's a constant series of levels and it's fairly infinite.
02:45:48.000 And then there's also the physical challenges and athletic ability and all sorts of intangibles that different people bring to the equation.
02:45:56.000 But I think that in pursuit of those things is where you find yourself.
02:46:00.000 And that the really interesting aspects of it is the growth that you achieve in those things, whether it's through the growth in writing or comedy or anything difficult, those things manifest themselves in the rest of your life as well.
02:46:15.000 You get better at everything.
02:46:18.000 I just wanted to ask you, is there a dream guest for your podcast?
02:46:22.000 Terence McKenna, he was alive.
02:46:24.000 I had his brother on.
02:46:26.000 He was a fascinating guy.
02:46:28.000 The dream guests I think I've already had.
02:46:31.000 I'd like more of the same.
02:46:33.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson was great.
02:46:35.000 He is one charismatic guy.
02:46:38.000 It's great to have someone front and center, rational thinker, putting it out to the masses.
02:46:42.000 That's beautiful.
02:46:42.000 Maynard Keenan from Tools was great.
02:46:45.000 Graham Hancock.
02:46:46.000 There's so many great guests.
02:46:48.000 I enjoy doing it.
02:46:50.000 I enjoy just talking to people.
02:46:52.000 I think it's broadened my perspective immensely to be able to have these kind of conversations like you and I sitting down here for hours just chatting.
02:47:00.000 I think it's really difficult to pull off in the real world.
02:47:04.000 Unless we're agreeing to have a podcast, it's really hard to just set aside three hours where we're just going to talk.
02:47:11.000 It's hard.
02:47:11.000 Oh, it's an incredible privilege.
02:47:13.000 I feel incredibly fortunate to have the opportunity to have conversations like this with other people I do on my show.
02:47:19.000 But it's going to be a dad.
02:47:21.000 I've got all the parenting experts in the known universe to come on my show.
02:47:24.000 It's like, ooh.
02:47:25.000 So I get to learn and other people get to learn.
02:47:27.000 It's an incredible privilege.
02:47:29.000 This technology that makes it possible.
02:47:31.000 It's amazing.
02:47:32.000 It's fantastic.
02:47:33.000 Yeah, look how little we're using here.
02:47:35.000 You have a camera set up, and thank goodness you have a backup recorder.
02:47:39.000 For the first 27 minutes we didn't even get this.
02:47:42.000 And that was the gold stuff, baby.
02:47:44.000 But this is just a little piece of...
02:47:46.000 You know, electronics, and it's plugged into the wall, and that's it.
02:47:49.000 And maybe a million people will hear this.
02:47:52.000 And it goes down to the world forever.
02:47:54.000 More than a million, really, because each one of my downloads is over half a million.
02:47:57.000 Right.
02:47:58.000 At the minimum.
02:47:59.000 Shit a million?
02:48:00.000 Can we start again, then?
02:48:01.000 I feel like a little rusty, too.
02:48:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:48:03.000 It's actually croppy.
02:48:06.000 How many times have you been to a stand-up comedy show before?
02:48:09.000 Oh, I used to do a lot.
02:48:10.000 I mean, I used to go to a lot.
02:48:11.000 When I was in the business world, we'd have clients come up, and I'd always want to take them to a comedy club, because it sure beats a movie, right?
02:48:17.000 And so I used to go see a lot of comedy.
02:48:19.000 I did a little bit, you know, just some amateur shit when I was in school.
02:48:23.000 Oh, you did stand-up?
02:48:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:48:25.000 And yeah, just open mic stuff.
02:48:27.000 It wasn't really my thing, but it was fun to go up and try.
02:48:30.000 I always like doing that sort of stand on the cliff edge thing.
02:48:32.000 But I love stand-up.
02:48:35.000 I think what you guys do is like fantastic.
02:48:38.000 I think it's just a real ray of sunshine in human life.
02:48:41.000 And what you give is you give permission for people to be funny themselves, to have fun, and the joy that you guys have.
02:48:48.000 The one of the things I love most about stand-up, you know the breaking bit, and you did it a couple of times last night, where you You did something that's so funny that you yourself found it funny because maybe it was unrehearsed or something spontaneous or you had a thought because that seeing somebody have joy in the moment is really, really enjoyable.
02:49:05.000 I only do that if it's real.
02:49:07.000 No, I know it was real every time.
02:49:09.000 There's some people that do like fake breaks and they'll laugh at their jokes a fucking billion times in a row and every time you'll see them they'll laugh at it the same way.
02:49:17.000 It's kind of gross.
02:49:18.000 But last night I was working on a bunch of new stuff, so that was one of the reasons why I thought it was so funny.
02:49:22.000 Yeah, and going back and forth with the crowd, it's really amazing to see the energy that you have.
02:49:29.000 I think people don't see the kind of energy that a really energized stand-up comedian has.
02:49:34.000 They may see it at a rock show, whether it's the lead singer or some Freddie Mercury stuff or whatever, right?
02:49:38.000 But when you go to see stand-up, you see somebody who's really putting out a lot of energy.
02:49:43.000 And I think it reminds people that they can be incandescent.
02:49:46.000 They don't have to be like these dull embers, which most people trudge through their vase and their cubicles and whatever, right?
02:49:51.000 Just dragging themselves around.
02:49:53.000 But I think seeing people really energized, it reminds you that it's inspiring.
02:49:57.000 It reminds you that you can be.
02:50:00.000 That you can be powerful, that you can be commanding, that you can be generous.
02:50:04.000 Because stand-up comedy is very generous, in my opinion, because it's so vulnerable.
02:50:08.000 I mean, you're out there, like, I'm either going to get a laugh or not.
02:50:10.000 You know, like I did the acting, and I didn't do much comedy.
02:50:13.000 I did some, but I mostly did, like, the serious stuff.
02:50:15.000 And if the theater's quiet, you can just pretend that they're really moved and, you know, crying and all this sort of stuff.
02:50:20.000 But if you're going for laughter, I mean, it's there or it's not.
02:50:22.000 It's hanging out there, right?
02:50:24.000 I'm not going to tell you your job because of course you know it a million times better than I do, but what I really love about the stand-up is just that openness, the honesty, the vulnerability, and the energy.
02:50:33.000 It's funny that you just call it generous because a lot of people think of it as selfish because the only reason why you're being vulnerable is because you're hoping that you're going to get a laugh.
02:50:41.000 Yeah, but you can't make that laugh.
02:50:43.000 The laugh has to come honestly.
02:50:44.000 If you bomb, nobody laughs out of generosity.
02:50:47.000 That's true.
02:50:50.000 Yeah, or like, and then the hecklers come out of the woodwork and you're just like, then you're fighting a losing battle and all that.
02:50:56.000 No, I do.
02:50:56.000 I view anybody who provides a service as a vulnerability.
02:50:59.000 I mean, you're out there selling your CDs on the street corners as a vulnerability.
02:51:02.000 And so I view it as a very generous thing to stand-up comedians do.
02:51:06.000 Of course you get paid, and of course you're nobody.
02:51:08.000 It's not like self-sacrifice.
02:51:09.000 You enjoy what you do.
02:51:10.000 But the audience has to know that you really care about them having a good time in order for it to work.
02:51:16.000 I stay around after the show and take pictures with everybody.
02:51:19.000 You do.
02:51:19.000 You don't have to do that.
02:51:20.000 You can helicopter to your lair.
02:51:22.000 You can take the underground tunnels or whatever you do.
02:51:27.000 That to me is a part of the generosity idea.
02:51:31.000 I think it's important.
02:51:32.000 It reinforces the relationship that I appreciate them very much and that I'd be happy to take pictures with them.
02:51:38.000 And if it takes an hour and a half out of my day after the show is over, that's Great.
02:51:41.000 Fine.
02:51:42.000 You've worked an hour and a half so far.
02:51:44.000 You're approaching up a real work day at that point.
02:51:47.000 I need to lie down.
02:51:48.000 Get me some cold contracts.
02:51:49.000 The day of the show, I actually put in work.
02:51:53.000 What is the prep if you don't, again, put the curtain on that?
02:51:56.000 Well, right now I'm working on a lot of new material.
02:51:59.000 So right now there's a lot of writing involved during the day.
02:52:03.000 The day of the show I like to sit down in front of my computer for at least three or four hours.
02:52:06.000 Right.
02:52:07.000 Because it really fires up all my synapses and coalesces all these ideas together.
02:52:12.000 And then before the show, I write things down physically in longhand form.
02:52:16.000 But like the day of the show, like all the stuff that I wrote about the Toronto mayor, that was all I wrote that the day of.
02:52:22.000 That was all new material that I wrote specifically because of the silly guy.
02:52:27.000 I thought, that's crazy.
02:52:28.000 Yeah.
02:52:29.000 That's amazing story.
02:52:29.000 He's good stuff, too.
02:52:30.000 Good stuff.
02:52:31.000 I'd forgotten about him because, you know, I try to blank out on politics as much as possible because I know it's like dandelion fluff in the wind that'll sting your eyes.
02:52:37.000 But that's my prep.
02:52:39.000 I feel like I can definitely do shows without that.
02:52:42.000 I mean, I can just go and do a show.
02:52:44.000 I have enough material, I can just go and do a show right now.
02:52:47.000 Like, you know, open that door and there's a comedy club and I get on stage and it'll work out.
02:52:52.000 To do it best, I have to prepare.
02:52:54.000 I have to write.
02:52:55.000 Especially when the material's new.
02:52:57.000 There's a lot of stuff that I have to make sure there's certain taglines I have to remember.
02:53:01.000 There's so much memory involved and so many paths.
02:53:05.000 And then there's also experiments.
02:53:07.000 I have to figure out what's the right path.
02:53:09.000 Sometimes I'll open up with this.
02:53:12.000 Close with that.
02:53:13.000 Like, you know, like last night I closed with all the stuff on being a vegan.
02:53:17.000 I won't give the last line away, but that last line was like a brand in my head.
02:53:22.000 I thought about that all the way home.
02:53:24.000 Go see the show if you're listening to this, but that last line was like, that was the perfect choice for me.
02:53:29.000 Oh, thank you.
02:53:30.000 Well, that's how you want to end it.
02:53:31.000 Boom.
02:53:32.000 Thanks, good night.
02:53:33.000 Leave them wanting more.
02:53:34.000 Yeah.
02:53:35.000 I wanted to ask you, because I... This is something that I ask of pretty much anybody who I think is a thinker, looking at this crazy life that we live.
02:53:46.000 Do you have a positive outlook for humans, for culture?
02:53:54.000 Do you think that we're going to work this out?
02:53:56.000 Are you a Voice of Doom guy?
02:53:58.000 Or do you think like, you know what, I think this is actually moving in the right direction, ultimately.
02:54:07.000 Yes.
02:54:08.000 No.
02:54:09.000 I'm a long word guy.
02:54:10.000 After so many words, in the most important question, I give you one word.
02:54:13.000 I think that the world will go how the most important and energetic people will make it go.
02:54:23.000 Right?
02:54:23.000 So, I don't believe that I'm along for the ride.
02:54:26.000 I am not a big movement in history kind of guy, you know, like Hegelians or Marxists, sort of, you know, bullshit and technical, but they all believe that these big historical movements and, you know, the zeitgeists I don't believe that.
02:54:42.000 I believe in the single great willpower individual theory of history.
02:54:47.000 That when people who have ability and intelligence and passion and commitment, they're the ones who make the world go in a particular direction, right?
02:54:56.000 Founding Fathers did it one way, and it went, I think, in a pretty positive direction.
02:55:01.000 You know, once the slaves and women got caught up with the all men are equal kind of thing, it went in a pretty positive direction.
02:55:07.000 If you look at Robespierre and the Reign of Terror in the French Revolution, it went in a very bad direction.
02:55:11.000 If you look at the Soviets, the Russian Revolution in 1917, Lenin and company, it went in a seriously bad direction.
02:55:21.000 It killed like 70 million people in the Soviet Empire, right?
02:55:23.000 But these are all individuals.
02:55:25.000 They're all individuals with particular abilities making choices.
02:55:28.000 So I don't believe that the world is going to get better unless people who can make it get better.
02:55:35.000 I think in entropy as things get worse, right?
02:55:37.000 I mean, the lowest common denominator and the worst demagogues tend to take over, but you can really fight against that.
02:55:44.000 I'm a single hero of history.
02:55:46.000 You take a stand as best you can and you shine that light as bright as possible.
02:55:51.000 And then most people will simply go one way or another based upon the willpower of the individuals that they listen to and the clarity and the focus and humility of the people they listen to.
02:56:00.000 So I think that it goes the way we want it to go, but it's not going to go there unless we make it go to a better place.
02:56:08.000 I think you're right.
02:56:08.000 I think that's a brilliant way of putting it, too.
02:56:10.000 I think we do get energized from others, and the people that do have power and influence do have almost an obligation to energize people with ideas.
02:56:21.000 Yeah, look, if you know how to do the heimlich and someone's choking on a fishbone, Go help that person.
02:56:26.000 If you can swim and someone's drowning, go help that person.
02:56:29.000 If you have ideas to make the world better, you think you're legit.
02:56:31.000 Go do it.
02:56:32.000 Express them.
02:56:32.000 I don't believe in unchosen positive obligations.
02:56:36.000 If you choose a contract, then you're bound by that contract.
02:56:38.000 I don't think you have to, but you're kind of a dick if you don't.
02:56:41.000 If you're like, oh, I don't want to give that guy tracheotomy because this ravioli is really good, even though you could and saved the guy's life, it's not like you should be thrown in jail for that, but it's really douchey.
02:56:50.000 And I think if you have verbal abilities and you have skills and you have energy and you have education and you have some capacity, given now how easy it is to broadcast to the world, By God, you kind of owe it to the future.
02:57:05.000 You know, because all the great stuff that we have was people putting themselves on the line in the past.
02:57:10.000 You know, all the great, like the freedoms we have, the political freedoms, all people fighting hard, and a hell of a lot harder than we have to fight.
02:57:17.000 You know, the guys, the founding fathers, they faced down the British Army, for God's sakes.
02:57:20.000 They could have gotten muskets through the head, right?
02:57:22.000 Musket balls through the head.
02:57:23.000 What have we got?
02:57:23.000 Oh, maybe some people might say bad things about me online.
02:57:25.000 It's not exactly Joan of Arc stuff, right?
02:57:27.000 So we have an incredible platform.
02:57:29.000 We have so little downside.
02:57:31.000 To bringing light to the world.
02:57:33.000 That's what drives me every day.
02:57:36.000 Especially when you become a dad.
02:57:38.000 Your whole time frame extends.
02:57:40.000 It's not about your life.
02:57:41.000 It's about, my daughter's going to outlive me for 40 years, I hope.
02:57:44.000 50 years.
02:57:45.000 It really is about I just can't let the assholes take over.
02:57:50.000 Because assholes love to be in charge.
02:57:53.000 And the problem is good people aren't that bossy.
02:57:55.000 Because good people live and let live and I don't want to be in your face and in your business and all that kind of stuff.
02:58:00.000 But assholes love to be in charge.
02:58:02.000 And they keep congregating at the top of power.
02:58:05.000 And I don't want to be at the top of power.
02:58:07.000 I don't want to be a politician.
02:58:08.000 I don't want to have power over others.
02:58:10.000 I think the ring has to go in the fire.
02:58:12.000 There's no way to use it.
02:58:13.000 I agree.
02:58:14.000 And so the problem is that bad people are just anal and motivated and douchey and power hungry and they just work like assholes to get power over others.
02:58:24.000 And good people are like, well, I really want that power because I'm happy and I'm in love and, you know, I've got a great life and so I really don't want to boss everyone else around.
02:58:30.000 But we have, through this technology, we don't have to have political power to have an effect.
02:58:34.000 And we don't have to be a professor and teach maybe 5,000 people in our whole career or write some book that maybe 10,000 people read.
02:58:40.000 A million people can listen to this.
02:58:42.000 For what?
02:58:43.000 You and I spending a couple of hours having a great fucking conversation?
02:58:46.000 I mean, ooh, what martyrs are we?
02:58:48.000 And we can do that now.
02:58:49.000 First time in history.
02:58:50.000 It's incredible.
02:58:51.000 There's no burning at the stake.
02:58:52.000 We're not being burned alive as witches.
02:58:54.000 We're not being thrown into You know, Russian gulags like Solzhenitsyn.
02:58:58.000 I mean, we have this, it's win-win.
02:59:00.000 We have a great conversation, the world hopefully gets some nuggets of wisdom, and we turn the ship a little bit more towards the light.
02:59:06.000 I agree.
02:59:07.000 I think that's a great way to end this.
02:59:08.000 All right.
02:59:09.000 Thank you so much, Joe Rogan.
02:59:10.000 Joe Rogan.
02:59:11.000 Your website for my listeners?
02:59:13.000 JoeRogan.net.
02:59:14.000 JoeRogan.net.
02:59:15.000 FreeDomainRadio.com.
02:59:16.000 All books are free.
02:59:17.000 All podcasts are free.
02:59:18.000 Not advertising because I have the business sense of a box of cheese drink.
02:59:21.000 And your YouTube channel.
02:59:22.000 Oh, yes.
02:59:23.000 YouTube.com forward slash FreeDomainRadio.
02:59:25.000 Well, I think you have a great business sense because you've accumulated this massive following.
02:59:30.000 If you wanted to sell something, now would be the time.
02:59:36.000 It puts up the awesome core audio.
02:59:38.000 That's right.
02:59:38.000 And I've held off from selling something, so the first thing I sell is going to be great, baby.
02:59:42.000 Yeah, just selling gold.
02:59:43.000 Actually, well, I mean, it's not for sale, but a documentary is coming out pretty soon.
02:59:47.000 I've had good fortune to work with Sean Lennon and some other great musicians, too.
02:59:52.000 What's the documentary?
02:59:53.000 It's called Truth, because I'm very modest.
02:59:56.000 It's basically, it's a documentary about what's wrong with the world and how we should fix it.
03:00:00.000 Beautiful.
03:00:00.000 From a philosophical standpoint.
03:00:01.000 Well, let me know when it comes out.
03:00:02.000 I'll be happy to promote it.
03:00:03.000 Thank you very much.
03:00:04.000 Thank you.
03:00:04.000 Good time.
03:00:04.000 Thank you very much.
03:00:05.000 It was a lot of fun.
03:00:06.000 Thank you.