The Joe Rogan Experience - November 08, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #413 - Dan Carlin, Daniele Bolelli


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 59 minutes

Words per Minute

204.24759

Word Count

36,625

Sentence Count

2,793

Misogynist Sentences

30

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

Joe Rogan is back with a brand new episode of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, and he's got a guest on the pod to talk about his love for the dark side of life. Joe also talks about a new drug he's been taking and how it's making him feel, and how he's going to get rid of it. Plus, he talks about the latest and greatest zombie bell series, and what it's like to be a zombie bell freak. And, of course, there's a new segment called "The Walking Dead" that's all about the walking dead, and we're here to break it all down! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. We'd like to learn a little bit more about you, the listeners. Please take a few minutes to fill out this brief survey. We'll see if we can figure it out and see if there's any useful info you can give us some insight into what you're looking for. Thanks to our sponsor, Carbonite. Carbonite is a backup option where you can backup all your data and information online, no matter how many computers you have or where they're located. With this promo code JRE, you'll never have to worry about losing your data no matter where you're located or where you re at or where it's located. Carbonite backs up your files to the cloud. You don't have to think too much about it, you can do it all at home, and you don t have to be without having to think about it anywhere else but it's always there! Thanks to Carbonite! We're also brought to you by Stamps, the company that makes it easy, safe, fast, reliable, and cheap! Stamps! Back your freak on the internet, y'all! JRE is a company that does it all, easy, fast and cheap, and they make it easy for you to do it right, no worries, no more work, no stress, no need to go to the post office, no extra shipping, and no more stress, just like you get it all in one place. . We also gives you a free trial and gets it all the same thing you need to be there and you get the same stuff you need it, it's just like that, right in your local post office and it's cheaper than anywhere else.


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00:00:09.000 Fisherman's friend?
00:00:10.000 Should be illegal, man.
00:00:11.000 We're live, we're live, alright.
00:00:13.000 Fisherman's friend.
00:00:14.000 That's like a gross cough drop, right?
00:00:17.000 But you don't feel, like, when I lecture a lot and you have to speak in a loud voice for a long time, sometimes my throat is killing me.
00:00:24.000 I take one of these things, I don't fucking feel anything for 20 minutes.
00:00:27.000 It's like anesthesia or something.
00:00:28.000 It's insane.
00:00:29.000 Interesting.
00:00:30.000 I'll have to look into it.
00:00:30.000 But they taste like shit, right?
00:00:32.000 Yeah, but it's so bad that it's beyond tasting good or bad.
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00:06:00.000 Daniele Bolelli and Dan Carlin are here, ladies and gentlemen.
00:06:03.000 This shit could get epic.
00:06:14.000 If I had to think of the two guys that have freaked me out the most with stories of the past, it's you two gentlemen.
00:06:20.000 It's what we do.
00:06:21.000 It's a pleasure.
00:06:22.000 Out of all the years of listening to podcasts and talking to you guys on the podcast, you are without a doubt the two men who have freaked me out the most.
00:06:30.000 You with that crazy story about the bodies on the stakes, was it in Persia?
00:06:36.000 Or Rome?
00:06:37.000 What was the story?
00:06:38.000 I think I told you two.
00:06:40.000 One about, of course, impaling and all the fun stuff that goes with it.
00:06:43.000 And the other one was about the end of Spartacus Rebellion, where they crucify some 5,000 people on the road between Naples and Rome.
00:06:50.000 That was it.
00:06:51.000 Yeah.
00:06:52.000 That's dark.
00:06:53.000 That would be a trip that you probably remember if you take the road on those days.
00:06:56.000 Could you even imagine?
00:06:58.000 Just the idea.
00:07:01.000 I mean, how many miles is that?
00:07:02.000 What is 5,000 people?
00:07:03.000 How far do they space them out?
00:07:04.000 Is it about 100 miles?
00:07:05.000 Something like that.
00:07:06.000 Jesus fucking Christ!
00:07:08.000 Something like that.
00:07:09.000 100 miles of crucified bodies!
00:07:12.000 Every so many steps.
00:07:14.000 And then another one.
00:07:14.000 One more.
00:07:15.000 You know, what is that, a blink in terms of actual time on this planet?
00:07:20.000 Just a blink ago.
00:07:21.000 Like, these same things that we go to school with and go to the supermarket with, these same humans are capable of that in their darkest of dark days.
00:07:31.000 From your podcast and from Daniele's, I think the understanding of how easy we got it is really cemented home.
00:07:39.000 Your stories, some of the stories, especially one of the ones that I really enjoyed recently is the Martin Luther tale, the tale of Lutheranism and the Anabaptists.
00:07:49.000 And the city of Munster and all that.
00:07:52.000 Fascinating.
00:07:53.000 It's Waco on a huge scale.
00:07:56.000 Fascinating, fascinating stuff.
00:07:57.000 And again, not that long ago, man.
00:07:59.000 1500-something, what was it?
00:08:01.000 Oh, a guy like that could arise today, too.
00:08:04.000 I mean, they still make those kind of people.
00:08:06.000 Yeah, yeah, they do.
00:08:07.000 What is it about people that fall for that shit?
00:08:11.000 I mean, it's just...
00:08:12.000 There's a sucker born every minute, right?
00:08:15.000 But why?
00:08:15.000 What is the flaw in humans that we're willing to believe people that are that fucking nutso?
00:08:21.000 My take is the appeal of authority.
00:08:23.000 That's why the hitlers of the world gain an audience is because most people are insecure.
00:08:29.000 Most people like a father figure to tell them I got it under control.
00:08:33.000 I'm the strong man in charge.
00:08:34.000 I can take care of business.
00:08:35.000 Look at me.
00:08:36.000 And I think there's an appeal of people who have that issues.
00:08:40.000 They like dictators.
00:08:41.000 That's probably slightly oversimplified, but I think there's a part of it.
00:08:45.000 There's also a thing where I think people really terribly want to be a part of a group.
00:08:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:50.000 Like, very, very much so.
00:08:52.000 And the more extreme their devotion to that group is, sometimes the more rewarding the actual experience of being in the group is.
00:09:00.000 It means something special to be a part of this wacky group of crazy fucks that's willing to murder people.
00:09:05.000 Like, it's almost like this extra charge of being alive that's missing from a lot of people's lives.
00:09:11.000 I think that being involved in a cult or, you know...
00:09:16.000 Any sort of crazy, wild, rebellious group that's doing dangerous things.
00:09:20.000 It's almost to fill a void that's left in human beings that we've sort of like these echoes of our primal days that are still just lingering around in our DNA looking to be played upon with the right harp note.
00:09:34.000 I think there's almost, too, when you think about like a Hitler, there's some wonderful film you can see of Hitler with crowds on the street, and you can see the look in the people's eyes, and they look like they're seeing a movie star, and they just want to get a little touch.
00:09:49.000 Maybe my hand will touch his fingers, and you just think to yourself...
00:09:54.000 Hitler is a celebrity type figure, but there's that same thing about because you're famous, because...
00:10:00.000 I've never understood the celebrity thing where people just get dumb around, but it's the same sort of the look in the eyes.
00:10:07.000 It's like seeing Elvis, and instead it's Hitler.
00:10:09.000 Yeah, I think you're onto something there for sure, because there's something about the ultimate celebrity experience, like meeting a guy like Obama, or meeting a guy, you know, any world leader type character.
00:10:22.000 It would be so overwhelming, just the presence of that person.
00:10:26.000 Now think about this all happening at a time when, you know, it was fucking really hard to get a book.
00:10:30.000 You know, really hard to be properly educated and know alternative media sources that we face today.
00:10:37.000 You know, goof on alternative media all you want online, and some of it is much deserved.
00:10:41.000 But the one thing these guys do is they'll cover all kinds of fringe shit, and that'll be their headline news.
00:10:48.000 You know, like, I'll go to Salon, and people accuse Salon of being, like, too left-wing and too...
00:10:55.000 You know, but there's some smart people that are pushing it that way.
00:10:59.000 What I like what they're doing is that their front news is like, it's not like the front news that you're going to get on CNN. It's front news about, you know, like gay and lesbian rights and things in the workplace.
00:11:13.000 What politicians said about what race that was deplorable.
00:11:18.000 And all that stuff is front row shit.
00:11:20.000 Yeah, it's really, really lefty.
00:11:22.000 Very lefty.
00:11:24.000 But that's important too.
00:11:26.000 It's important to have a To balance out a super ultra-sensitive, to balance out the fucking savages of the 1500s that are still rolling around in our DNA. You know, you need someone out there on the fringes of super-sensitive progressive behavior just to try to,
00:11:42.000 like, give us a better medium, give us a better baseline.
00:11:46.000 Well, let me bring it back to that Munster podcast we talked about.
00:11:49.000 One of the sub-themes in that was whether or not—you remember the whole question about whether or not regular people should be able to read the Bible for themselves.
00:11:56.000 Yes.
00:11:57.000 This goes to what you said about Salon or all these alternative media sites, because the Prime Minister in Great Britain, over all these Snowden leaks and what The Guardian has done, was talking about, you know, maybe we should dial this back.
00:12:08.000 Maybe it's time for some press restrictions.
00:12:10.000 In other words, maybe this is too darn dangerous that you're getting to read all this stuff, and we don't have a choke point to shut it down, because in the regular media, whether it was ABC, CBS, NBC, The Washington Post...
00:12:20.000 There are choke points where, you know, these people literally just pick up the red phone to the editor of the Washington Post and say, let's talk about this story you're thinking about running.
00:12:29.000 That's a great choke point.
00:12:30.000 When you have the media as diversified as it is now, all those choke points go away.
00:12:35.000 And the David Camerons and all these people miss the choke points.
00:12:39.000 And there's people like Glenn Greenwald or Edward Snowden in a lesser extent because he's on the run and hiding.
00:12:47.000 That become huge celebrities because of information that they release to people.
00:12:52.000 Like Greenwald, even though I know they harass him and they've harassed his boyfriend, they detained his boyfriend in England and...
00:12:59.000 But the bottom line is that guy became super famous because of this.
00:13:04.000 So it's a positive thing.
00:13:05.000 Well, think of how he changed the world.
00:13:06.000 I mean, I had a lot of people write when the story broke say, this is no big deal, nothing we haven't heard of, all this kind of stuff.
00:13:12.000 They're not saying that now.
00:13:13.000 Even John Kerry, the president, all these people have come out and said things that, oh, maybe we shouldn't be doing this, maybe we should be having this discussion.
00:13:21.000 It's really changed the world.
00:13:22.000 All this stuff we're talking about now with the NSA, that's all Edward Snowden stuff.
00:13:27.000 Yeah, it's amazing that one guy can have that kind of impact.
00:13:31.000 And in the future, when they look back on today, and I think historically, he's getting swept under the rug, and what he's done and the impact of it is just sort of getting ignored by the media.
00:13:42.000 And more and more, they paint him as this controversial figure.
00:13:46.000 More and more, they paint him as this guy on the run from the NSA. But there's no support of him in anything...
00:13:54.000 Mainstream.
00:13:55.000 There's no support of what he did or who he is.
00:13:58.000 There's no call to action for the government to release this guy that he's actually a patriot.
00:14:02.000 That he's actually looking out for the true American way and is exposing people to people.
00:14:07.000 Not America, but people in America that are making a huge mistake and they're doing it for the name of America.
00:14:13.000 And whether or not they think it's right or wrong, ultimately we don't think it's right.
00:14:17.000 And ultimately finding out about it pissed the entire world off.
00:14:21.000 That's the facts.
00:14:22.000 So if the government was really representing the people, they would look at it in terms of like, what do all the intelligent people who've reviewed this think?
00:14:28.000 Yeah, it's a travesty.
00:14:29.000 It's a fuck-up.
00:14:30.000 It's anti-American.
00:14:32.000 The idea of it is ridiculous.
00:14:33.000 And the idea that this is the only way you can control security is by spying on every fucking person?
00:14:40.000 Well, then the terrorists have won.
00:14:41.000 I mean, that's a victory because that's terror for everybody.
00:14:44.000 That's no privacy, that's weirdness, that's employees like Snowden, who they kept going on and on about how he failed high school.
00:14:52.000 High school dropout.
00:14:53.000 High school dropout that could read my email, man.
00:14:56.000 High school dropout.
00:14:57.000 That just makes you look worse.
00:14:59.000 You gave the passcode to that high school dropout?
00:15:01.000 What the fuck?
00:15:02.000 Why are you goofing on him?
00:15:03.000 You hired him.
00:15:04.000 It's ridiculous.
00:15:05.000 You fucking hired that guy to watch everybody's email.
00:15:07.000 But think of how you were talking about...
00:15:10.000 One person, just one guy.
00:15:11.000 But think about how much that same attitude scares the government.
00:15:16.000 One of their many, many, many thousands of workers was able to do that.
00:15:21.000 That's scary on the whole opposite side.
00:15:23.000 You know what it is, too?
00:15:24.000 I think we're dealing with a bit of a...
00:15:26.000 And this kind of gets them a little off the hook.
00:15:29.000 I think you have a bubble mentality.
00:15:32.000 I mean, in life.
00:15:33.000 You have them in professions.
00:15:34.000 I mean, scientists get it.
00:15:35.000 Unions get it, bureaucracies get it, the army gets it, the police gets it.
00:15:39.000 Where people get promoted, these guys all get promoted to the top NSA positions because they're better at spying.
00:15:45.000 They figure out better ways to get around defenses.
00:15:48.000 They don't get promoted to that special room where there's five or six of them making policy because they did a better job of finding a Fourth Amendment that doesn't let them spy.
00:15:57.000 So when they're in the room, they all see the world the same way.
00:16:01.000 And this happens, like I said, in every profession.
00:16:03.000 They tend to push each other forward because there's no devil's advocate there saying, wait a minute, maybe we shouldn't use every power we have to spy as much as we can.
00:16:12.000 To those people, you see these NSA guys testifying in front of Congress, and they don't even hide how mad they are at us.
00:16:19.000 How mad they are that this is even known, how mad that they have to be there, how mad you're questioning them, and it's because there's nobody in the room saying, guys, we shouldn't do this.
00:16:28.000 And really, to be honest, there's no obvious line where you should call the dogs off, you know, where you should say, Hey, maybe this is okay, but that's not okay.
00:16:39.000 That does not happen.
00:16:40.000 They talk about the Fourth Amendment, but then the other guy goes, well, we're not really violating the Fourth Amendment.
00:16:44.000 If we just take everybody's trash at cans and we keep it in a storage locker with their name on it, we're only violating it if we actually, like, search through their trash, which we'll do later.
00:16:52.000 If we have to, and then everything's on the kosher up and up.
00:16:55.000 If J. Edgar Hoover wants to search Joe Rogan's trash for evidence of illegal activity, you're going to have to send a physical agent out there to do that.
00:17:03.000 Now we just collect the trash on Trash Day, bring it to the NSA headquarters, dump it in there, and we'll sift through it later if we have to.
00:17:11.000 Yeah, they could essentially...
00:17:13.000 Tune in on anybody, anywhere in the world now.
00:17:16.000 With a flip of a switch.
00:17:17.000 Yeah, and that kind of power is awesome if you guys are like super enlightened monks that are designed to save the world.
00:17:26.000 The U.S. government.
00:17:27.000 Right, exactly.
00:17:27.000 But if you're a regular person, you can't have that kind of juice.
00:17:31.000 Regular person just can't have autonomy over all these people's information.
00:17:36.000 What if Richard Nixon had it?
00:17:37.000 That's what I always say.
00:17:38.000 Oh, God!
00:17:39.000 And you think you're not going to get another one of those?
00:17:41.000 Dude, what if Dick Cheney had it?
00:17:43.000 He did have it.
00:17:44.000 Did he have it?
00:17:44.000 Yeah.
00:17:45.000 You think so?
00:17:45.000 Absolutely.
00:17:46.000 He put it into place, man.
00:17:48.000 So they were accessing everybody's emails as far back as...
00:17:51.000 Yeah, there's a book called The 1% Doctrine where they talk about how after the 9-11 attacks, the rule that they decided, and mainly because of Dick Cheney, to operate under was...
00:18:01.000 If there's even a 1% chance of another 9-11 happening, anything is fair.
00:18:06.000 You can do anything to justify it.
00:18:08.000 And I think what their attitude was, is on 9-12-2002, everybody would have said, oh yeah, okay, whatever it takes, man, don't let that happen again.
00:18:18.000 When it was still fresh in our minds.
00:18:20.000 Yeah, there was a weird moment after 9-11 where I remember driving to school, or to work rather, and as I was driving to work, it was early in the morning and all the commuters were going, and everybody had a flag on the car.
00:18:38.000 Everybody had it.
00:18:39.000 And it was weird.
00:18:40.000 It was a weird feeling.
00:18:42.000 It wasn't just a...
00:18:43.000 It was like everybody was reminding everybody.
00:18:46.000 How long did that last?
00:18:47.000 Because I'm thinking, I just said 2002, and everybody's going to go, Dan, don't you know the 9-11 attacks happened in 2001?
00:18:52.000 But a year later, that was still an open wound.
00:18:55.000 And so how long, when do you think, if you had to guess, when did it start to wear off and we started to normalize?
00:19:02.000 I mean, New York City is exempt because I don't think they ever re-normalized, but for the rest of the country, how long do you think it took to get over that PTSD? I think it took a few years, two or three years, something like that.
00:19:12.000 I'd give even more.
00:19:14.000 Yeah.
00:19:14.000 Because, I mean, Bush being re-elected made no fucking sense under any point of view other than part of the 9-11 boost that he got for a while.
00:19:22.000 Well, it was also the real problem with the voting machines.
00:19:25.000 The real openly reported problem with those Diebold machines.
00:19:25.000 Right.
00:19:30.000 How about the candidate he ran against?
00:19:32.000 That's always the first thing I look at, too.
00:19:33.000 That's also a good point, yes.
00:19:35.000 If you're running against John F. Kennedy, you lose that election, but you're not.
00:19:39.000 You're running against a guy, you just go, oh, really?
00:19:41.000 That's my option?
00:19:42.000 That's what kills you.
00:19:42.000 Right.
00:19:43.000 Well, and a lot of people felt like the Al Gore election that got Bush into office in the first place was tainted.
00:19:43.000 Yeah.
00:19:49.000 Yeah, that was a weird one.
00:19:49.000 That was a weird one.
00:19:50.000 There's so much fuckery involved in voting, man, like real open fuckery that should be like, really, it's treason.
00:19:56.000 It's treasonous behavior.
00:19:58.000 And these people openly do it in order to help their candidates win.
00:20:02.000 I mean, it's one of the most un-American things of all time, manipulating the vote like that.
00:20:06.000 I think somebody who was a political operative would say to you that it's one of the most American things of all time.
00:20:12.000 Because it's been going on.
00:20:14.000 I mean, you know, George Washington's giving hard cider to people, you know, when they come to his little parties to get...
00:20:19.000 I mean, this is...
00:20:20.000 The problem is, and we've talked about this before, I think there's a certain amount of this that a healthy society and a healthy political system can suck up and still be okay.
00:20:29.000 There's a certain tipping point where you're not that healthy anymore, and what was okay before is not suck-up-able anymore.
00:20:36.000 Suck-up-able, I love that.
00:20:39.000 Well, it also begs the question.
00:20:41.000 All of this stuff begs the question.
00:20:43.000 Like, first of all, everyone's favorite argument is if you have nothing to hide, then what are you worried about?
00:20:49.000 And it's not that.
00:20:50.000 What it is is, first of all, why do you need so much information?
00:20:55.000 And what...
00:20:57.000 What have you done that has made so many people so angry that you have to check everyone's email?
00:21:02.000 What is the actual cause of all this that never gets addressed?
00:21:06.000 Whenever we're talking about how this group hates us, or that group hates us, or this group is playing...
00:21:11.000 Why?
00:21:12.000 Why?
00:21:13.000 What did we do?
00:21:16.000 I want to go with what you said, if you have nothing to hide, because I was trying to get a show out before I came here, and I failed miserably.
00:21:21.000 But one of the things I was going to talk about, did you see that story?
00:21:25.000 The lawsuit filed from that incident in New Mexico with the driver who didn't do the full stop leaving Walmart.
00:21:32.000 You saw it, right?
00:21:33.000 So the police pull him over for California stopping the stop sign, decide that he looks like he's clenching his buttocks in a weird way.
00:21:44.000 And this is the part I love.
00:21:46.000 Goes to a judge and says to the judge, while this guy is sitting on the side of the road, he's clenching his buttocks in a weird way.
00:21:52.000 I think we have somebody trying to hide drugs in there.
00:21:55.000 And the judge goes, I guess, judging from the story, yeah, that would be probable cause.
00:22:00.000 So they take this guy to a doctor who refuses to do with the police officer's arrest.
00:22:05.000 So they've got to go to another doctor.
00:22:07.000 Fourteen hours of anal cavity searches, enemas.
00:22:12.000 They sedated him and did a colonoscopy.
00:22:15.000 They examined his stuff right in front of him.
00:22:19.000 Fourteen hours.
00:22:20.000 Found nothing.
00:22:21.000 X-rayed him multiple times.
00:22:22.000 Found nothing.
00:22:23.000 And then apparently sent him a $6,000 bill for the procedure.
00:22:27.000 So when you say...
00:22:28.000 What have you got to hide unless you're hiding?
00:22:31.000 That's what can happen to you.
00:22:34.000 And not just that, what I love is the police department spokesman said, we didn't do anything wrong.
00:22:38.000 This is policy and we had a judge sign off on it.
00:22:41.000 So when you say, if you have nothing to hide, what do you care?
00:22:44.000 This guy had nothing to hide and that happened to him.
00:22:47.000 He clearly did because he was Clenching his butt in a weird way.
00:22:50.000 I know, but now if that story is true and the lawsuit claims witnesses and all this kind of stuff and the police officers think nothing was wrong there, that's what happens to you when you get rid of these protections that keep you from being searched willy-nilly or anything like that.
00:23:04.000 After a story like that, everyone in the world who's going to be stopped by the police is going to clench his butt in a weird way.
00:23:09.000 It's just the fear of this story.
00:23:10.000 It's like, oh shit, it's not the colonoscopy.
00:23:12.000 You're going to get people that are butt freaks, and that's what they're into.
00:23:15.000 They're into cops checking them out.
00:23:18.000 They're going to hide treasures up there, put secrets up there.
00:23:21.000 I didn't mean to take the conversation in that direction.
00:23:24.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:23:25.000 It's a great direction.
00:23:26.000 It's hilarious.
00:23:28.000 Well, it's fucked up that if you search someone's ass for 14 hours and there's nothing up there, that guy should be able to search yours for 28. That should be the rule.
00:23:37.000 He should be able to throw firecrackers in there.
00:23:40.000 Come on, man.
00:23:41.000 You checked his ass for no reason.
00:23:43.000 You owe him something.
00:23:45.000 What bothers me about that is that there's no penalty that actually affects the people who did this.
00:23:49.000 In other words, if this guy wins his big lawsuit against him, that's the taxpayers who are going to pay that.
00:23:54.000 The people who did it don't suffer at all.
00:23:56.000 Yeah, like someone falsely accusing someone of murder or theft or any crime like that.
00:24:02.000 It almost should be worth just as much.
00:24:04.000 If you set a guy up for murder and you know he didn't really do it, it should be worth almost as much as murdering somebody.
00:24:12.000 They're talking about that with these podcast troll lawsuits and everything to change the law that they're working on in D.C. would do some of that, would put some of the onus on these people who say these things, and if you lose your case, all of a sudden you're the one responsible for the damage.
00:24:27.000 For folks who don't know that story, I don't know the full extent of it.
00:24:31.000 From what I understand, someone out there has a patent.
00:24:33.000 Says they have a patent.
00:24:34.000 Says they have a patent on...
00:24:36.000 I'm going to very, very broadly paraphrase this.
00:24:40.000 I think it was putting something up in serial form on the internet.
00:24:43.000 So essentially it would be like every podcast, every YouTube channel, everything.
00:24:48.000 We invented that.
00:24:49.000 Yeah.
00:24:50.000 You owe us money.
00:24:50.000 The idea is ridiculous.
00:24:52.000 If you have the Bolelli blog and you decide to number them, you're violating a patent.
00:24:57.000 Obviously, I might be way off with this.
00:25:00.000 But he sent some, or the company had already won.
00:25:05.000 They had beaten Apple.
00:25:06.000 On a different thing, though.
00:25:07.000 A different thing.
00:25:08.000 On Apple, on another patent-style lawsuit, which may or may not have been more worthy.
00:25:14.000 But this one is strange because he's targeting podcasters.
00:25:18.000 Mm-hmm.
00:25:19.000 And so it's a big...
00:25:20.000 The whole goal is to get you to do in the podcast community.
00:25:22.000 It's the old shakedown, though, where they essentially say, we're not going to get...
00:25:25.000 You stole our technology, but it's fine.
00:25:28.000 Just give us $1,000 a month, and nobody gets hurt.
00:25:31.000 Is it really that much?
00:25:32.000 Oh, I bet it's...
00:25:33.000 Talk to your friend Adam Carolla.
00:25:34.000 He got a letter.
00:25:36.000 Yeah, well, that's ridiculous.
00:25:39.000 You know, the idea that you could patent putting things up in serialized form on the internet.
00:25:43.000 In 1994 or something, or whenever they claim to have it done.
00:25:47.000 It's what people have always done.
00:25:49.000 I mean, we put everything up in serialized form.
00:25:51.000 Can you imagine if someone allowed them to do that with television shows?
00:25:54.000 You could never number episodes anymore?
00:25:56.000 It's the stupidest idea of all time.
00:25:57.000 Like, the idea that you could control that.
00:25:59.000 But see, but it's not stupid if you're them and the lawyers and everything because that thing that they're working on in D.C. isn't there yet.
00:26:05.000 You take a shot.
00:26:07.000 Right.
00:26:07.000 You know, you take a shot and you see what happens.
00:26:08.000 There's no downside.
00:26:09.000 Yeah, I could see that.
00:26:10.000 I could see it from their point of view, from strictly business.
00:26:12.000 Sure.
00:26:13.000 They'd be like, look, we're playing within the rules.
00:26:14.000 These are the rules, and this is how you get paid.
00:26:16.000 Right.
00:26:17.000 But I think that...
00:26:19.000 Ultimately, we're going to have to agree on something that makes a lot more sense.
00:26:23.000 Because you can't get money for nothing from people, and that's money for nothing.
00:26:27.000 You're not contributing anything.
00:26:28.000 I think you can get money for nothing from people.
00:26:32.000 I think we do that all the time.
00:26:34.000 Well, we shouldn't be.
00:26:35.000 That's the American way.
00:26:36.000 When I say you can't get money for nothing, I'm talking about the ideal scenario.
00:26:39.000 Okay, let's make that clear.
00:26:41.000 Yeah, let's make that clear.
00:26:43.000 Obviously people get something for nothing, right?
00:26:45.000 I mean, I think we're going to have a real problem in this country no matter what, as long as our financial systems remain so vague and it fluctuates, goes up and down.
00:26:55.000 Today the Dow crashed, tomorrow the Dow rises.
00:26:58.000 As long as that's a possibility, how could you ever have anything stable ever when the entire foundation of your economy is by nature fluctuating daily?
00:27:09.000 By nature, up and down, so much so that you have to close business at a certain time.
00:27:14.000 Stop fucking trading!
00:27:16.000 You have to blow a whistle off and say, no more decisions!
00:27:19.000 No more, no, you gotta stop.
00:27:22.000 We have to control this economy.
00:27:24.000 We have to allow chaos only in eight-hour bursts.
00:27:27.000 And when those bursts are over, we have to literally shut it down.
00:27:30.000 Can you imagine how many trades there would be the second the market opens when they've had a whole night to digest stuff?
00:27:36.000 Okay, first thing in the morning, it's billions of dollars.
00:27:38.000 We've got to get this trade in before, because everybody will beat us to it.
00:27:41.000 Can you imagine what the market would do on opening?
00:27:44.000 Now, in the old days, that's how it was.
00:27:46.000 But now, with the digital trading all in one second, there'd be 10 bazillion trades in a second and a half.
00:27:51.000 What's a strange idea?
00:27:52.000 The idea that you could only make transactions during a very...
00:27:56.000 Yeah, especially in a global economy when the people in Japan are going, so we can only trade on American things when we're asleep at night?
00:28:02.000 I don't understand.
00:28:03.000 Yeah, it's stupid.
00:28:04.000 It's stupid.
00:28:05.000 But if they went 24 hours, people would just take fucking Adderall and just hit it hard.
00:28:09.000 People would be dying of lack of sleep.
00:28:11.000 That's right.
00:28:11.000 Way more than StarCraft.
00:28:13.000 All those people that are dying from playing StarCraft, that's not even for real money.
00:28:18.000 You play the economy, you're playing it for real money.
00:28:18.000 Right.
00:28:21.000 But what do you do?
00:28:22.000 Can you day trade in the middle of the night, or do you have to do it during stock market hours?
00:28:27.000 I think you can set up trades to be enacted at the market open or whatnot.
00:28:32.000 But you can't just ride the wave and go up and down, sell and buy.
00:28:37.000 I don't think so.
00:28:38.000 Unless you're doing it maybe on Tokyo time.
00:28:40.000 Maybe you could do the Tokyo Stock Exchange.
00:28:42.000 They have a different stock exchange.
00:28:43.000 That's when you're a real addict.
00:28:45.000 When you go, oh man, the U.S. market closed.
00:28:46.000 Where can I play?
00:28:47.000 Tokyo's just coming alive.
00:28:49.000 Yeah, it is like an addiction.
00:28:52.000 I really truly believe it.
00:28:53.000 I don't think it's possible that it couldn't be when you're gambling.
00:28:58.000 Essentially, the stock market is a lot of gambling.
00:29:01.000 Especially the way some of these people play.
00:29:03.000 It's one thing to say, I'm going to buy Coca-Cola and sell it in 25 years.
00:29:06.000 It's another thing when you go, I'm going to buy Coca-Cola and sell it in 20 seconds.
00:29:09.000 And even if you're right, if you say, no, look, it seems like a gamble to you because you're uneducated, but I, in fact, am very educated on this, and it's more of a calculated risk, but the reward-to-risk ratio is very high.
00:29:09.000 Yep.
00:29:23.000 A lot of variables.
00:29:25.000 That's what every gambler always says.
00:29:27.000 But they can show you on paper, we've profited X amount of years in a row.
00:29:31.000 This is not nearly as unstable as you like to think it is.
00:29:34.000 But part of the charge is the fact that it is a little.
00:29:37.000 So 2008 happens every now and then, where fucking everybody's scrambling and no one's got a chair, and the music just shut off.
00:29:44.000 What I love about that is when they show you, you go to the financial advisor's office, and they always show you the historical, the way these things are performed historically.
00:29:51.000 And it's always, the graph starts right after the last terrible crash.
00:29:56.000 And you just go, well, what about the Depression?
00:29:58.000 Well, the Depression was an unusual situation.
00:30:00.000 That'll never happen again.
00:30:02.000 I think today they must start it from like last week, don't you think?
00:30:05.000 Like, here's your historical performance in the last seven day period.
00:30:09.000 Yeah, we don't know.
00:30:11.000 I think the idea of trying to control an entire global economy like that is preposterous.
00:30:17.000 It just doesn't make any sense.
00:30:18.000 I don't understand it at all, and the people that understand it have tried to comfort me and assure me that it does in fact make good sense.
00:30:25.000 Right, and if that's not scary enough, then you get the collusion of government and the weird economy.
00:30:30.000 I mean, when you think about the fact that there are no laws against the fact that if you have work for some companies, you can pick up a government job.
00:30:37.000 Overseeing the workings of those very companies or vice versa.
00:30:41.000 You are in government first and the second you are done you can pick up your vice president position in one of the companies that you just finished benefiting.
00:30:50.000 That's beyond perverted.
00:30:52.000 It's so transparent.
00:30:53.000 You know, one of the ways that they've said our society could go down, though, and other societies have throughout history, is that sometimes they just get too complex to manage.
00:31:00.000 And you can ride that wave sometimes until something bad happens.
00:31:04.000 But a perfect example is, I mean, a lot of people said that the Great Depression happened because what was going on in the financial system overwhelmed people's ability to understand.
00:31:12.000 And react and compensate for things.
00:31:14.000 And I remember people saying, well, we'll never have another Great Depression because we're so on top of things now.
00:31:19.000 Yeah, but we have new variables that we don't understand that somebody in the future is going to say they were such idiots way back there in the early 21st century.
00:31:25.000 Well, me as a barely educated fool, when I look at exactly how everything has fluctuated in the crash in 2008 and all these things, It makes zero sense.
00:31:37.000 Because as a fool, I look at it and I go, look at this.
00:31:40.000 There's the same amount of people, there's the same amount of metal, there's the same amount of concrete, the same amount of plastic, same amount of material things.
00:31:47.000 No one has produced or taken away anything from the pile of humanity's creations.
00:31:52.000 And yet, all of a sudden everyone's broke.
00:31:55.000 Like, all of a sudden, everything fell apart, and people who were prospering just a week ago are no longer prospering.
00:32:01.000 When I look at something like that, I have to feel like, okay, these guys are obviously far smarter than I, and they're running this system.
00:32:08.000 So either it's rigged as fuck, and someone just extracted a shitload of money out of the system and did it under the guise of a crash, or...
00:32:18.000 People are way fucking dumber than I give them credit.
00:32:20.000 It's one of those two things.
00:32:22.000 And I feel like when a guy like that cat from New York that ripped everybody off in the Ponzi scheme, the old dude, what is his name?
00:32:31.000 Bernie Madoff.
00:32:32.000 When a cat like Bernie Madoff comes along and robs so many people, I have to go, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:32:40.000 So no one knows how this thing works?
00:32:42.000 Well, but I mean, look, it's not that hard to understand when people are playing with things that aren't real, but selling it for real money, and then you're counting that as something that you own.
00:32:50.000 For example, we take these toxic assets, right?
00:32:52.000 It's not as hard to understand as people suggest, because let's say I put you in a house you can't afford, and And all the evidence shows you can't afford it, and I wouldn't have given it to you 20 years ago.
00:33:01.000 And then I take a bunch of people like you, and I take all of your bad things that you're never going to be paying back, and I bundle it into something, and then I sell that to someone else based on the value that isn't really there because none of you can really pay it back.
00:33:13.000 And then you say, well, I'm worth this much money.
00:33:15.000 I own these assets, and they're worth this much money.
00:33:17.000 And then those assets collapse, and all of a sudden you look like you had $50 million in your asset tree of stuff, and all of a sudden you don't.
00:33:25.000 You bought something that was worth nothing, and so...
00:33:27.000 All that money that you had on paper just disappeared overnight because it wasn't real to begin with.
00:33:32.000 Weren't there banks during this crisis that were actually banking on things falling apart?
00:33:38.000 Yes, hedging.
00:33:40.000 So profiting off of it falling apart.
00:33:44.000 It's supposed to be a risk management diversification tool.
00:33:47.000 Jesus Christ, that's a great way of saying what fucking you are.
00:33:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:33:51.000 I'm just using the proper terminology there.
00:33:54.000 I've got to write that down because that's a brilliant way of fucking someone in the ass.
00:33:57.000 This is a risk management...
00:33:59.000 Not a risk management for you, a risk management for them.
00:34:02.000 Right.
00:34:02.000 How do they describe risk management...
00:34:04.000 Diversification tool.
00:34:06.000 That is goddamn hilarious.
00:34:07.000 I think that's what the cops in New Mexico said that to the guy.
00:34:12.000 That's right.
00:34:13.000 Searching your cavity is a risk management tool.
00:34:17.000 I'm actually writing that down because it's so beautiful.
00:34:19.000 I think you should use that for all kinds.
00:34:20.000 Use it in the MMA color commentary.
00:34:23.000 Him throwing that punch that way is a risk management diversification tool.
00:34:26.000 If anybody hears that, though, if I pretended that I actually came up with it on my own, I would get...
00:34:32.000 All the financial advisors who watch the MMA would be going, now he's talking!
00:34:36.000 If I'm saying it now, I have to say it as an inside joke.
00:34:40.000 Wink, wink.
00:34:42.000 Risk management diversification tool.
00:34:44.000 That's how we're fucking you.
00:34:46.000 That's hilarious!
00:34:48.000 That's a brilliant way of putting it.
00:34:49.000 I'm out, then I'm out.
00:34:51.000 But just the idea that that could be legal, that you could be loaning people money, setting up loans, and also gambling on the fact that you'll profit if they default on those loans.
00:35:04.000 Look, we know you can't afford this mortgage, but don't worry.
00:35:07.000 If you can't pay it, you'll be taken out of your house, and we'll win on this other side over here.
00:35:11.000 That's my point as an uneducated fool.
00:35:14.000 When I look at that system, I go, well, obviously they set it up so they can extract money.
00:35:18.000 That's the only way it makes sense.
00:35:19.000 If you have the same amount of people, you have the same amount of knowledge, you have the same amount of items, and yet all of a sudden everything fell apart.
00:35:26.000 Somebody fucked you, okay?
00:35:28.000 They just did it in a way that's legal.
00:35:30.000 No, but I mean, banks, I have to tell you a story because this is too crazy.
00:35:34.000 I remember when I went from two incomes to one after my wife died and everything.
00:35:39.000 And so I applied for the, I forgot how they call it, loan modification, right?
00:35:44.000 It's like all conditions have changed.
00:35:45.000 You can modify the loan to help somebody stay in the house, all that, right?
00:35:48.000 So I get two letters from the bank in the same day.
00:35:51.000 One, I open and they say, we can't give you the loan modification because you make too much money.
00:35:56.000 You don't need it.
00:35:56.000 You're doing too well.
00:35:58.000 I open the next letter.
00:35:59.000 He said, we can't give you a loan modification because there's no hope you can keep the house.
00:36:02.000 You make too little money.
00:36:03.000 There's just no way.
00:36:04.000 And I'm like, what the fuck?
00:36:06.000 Did you talk to each other at least?
00:36:07.000 He's like, you're the same department.
00:36:09.000 You're sending me, really?
00:36:10.000 This is what it's about?
00:36:11.000 They just have, I bet, probably like patent excuses, especially when they feel like you're probably going to lose the house.
00:36:17.000 They're like, good, we'll just snatch up his house.
00:36:18.000 This is where it gets better.
00:36:19.000 I knew somebody who was hooked up with the people who owned the loan, so through somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody, we got to the president of the company like, hey man, can you do something?
00:36:30.000 Is it something that we can work with and stuff?
00:36:33.000 I kid you not, the guy sent back the word, give me $20,000 under the table and I can make it happen.
00:36:39.000 Oh my god!
00:36:40.000 He asked for a bribe?
00:36:42.000 Holy shit!
00:36:43.000 And if he's doing that with me, I'm imagining that's probably a regular business, right?
00:36:46.000 That's amazing!
00:36:47.000 But, you know, there's no paper trail, so, you know, you can prove it.
00:36:50.000 So you'd have to come up with 20 cash?
00:36:52.000 Yep.
00:36:53.000 20,000 in cash.
00:36:54.000 Holy shit, that's a lot of money.
00:36:56.000 But he's like, look how much you're going to save over the next 30 years.
00:36:59.000 It's worth it, you know?
00:37:01.000 That's hilarious.
00:37:02.000 I always think, to me, it's like when you talk about them betting both sides of the fence, essentially.
00:37:02.000 I was like...
00:37:07.000 How is that different, though, from a lot of us probably know some pretty darn serious gamblers, and a lot of them set their sports bets up that way, where, listen, if this happens, I win, and if that happens, I win, too, and either way, I'm covered.
00:37:19.000 And that's definitely how the house handles things.
00:37:22.000 So, essentially, when we talk about the financial insiders in the economic realm, that's the house.
00:37:29.000 So, the house usually wins.
00:37:31.000 Yeah, and it's not a fair game.
00:37:33.000 I mean, I always say I love casinos.
00:37:35.000 I love going to Vegas.
00:37:36.000 I love doing fights there.
00:37:37.000 But if you're smart, you look around and you realize, how do you think they built this giant fucking thing?
00:37:42.000 That's right.
00:37:43.000 They didn't build it on you cracking blackjack every week.
00:37:46.000 They built it on people losing money here, man.
00:37:49.000 That's what they're good at.
00:37:50.000 They don't offer you those free trips and the free hotel rooms to come gamble because they're losing money on that.
00:37:54.000 Yeah, they're so slick that if you win a ton of money, they'll give you free tickets.
00:37:58.000 If you bet a ton of money and win a ton of money, they'll fly you back.
00:38:02.000 They're like, it's just a matter of time, bitch.
00:38:04.000 We got you here.
00:38:05.000 Just a matter of time.
00:38:06.000 It's like having a fight with Cain Velasquez.
00:38:08.000 If you don't knock him out, you're going to run out of gas before he does.
00:38:12.000 There's no doubt.
00:38:12.000 It's just a matter of time.
00:38:14.000 He's going to get you.
00:38:15.000 If there was 25-round fights, Cain Velasquez would never fucking lose.
00:38:18.000 It's impossible for him to lose.
00:38:20.000 He just doesn't have a...
00:38:21.000 His gas tank is like three times larger than a normal human being.
00:38:25.000 That's the fucking house.
00:38:26.000 The house can't lose, bitch!
00:38:28.000 They got billions!
00:38:29.000 But they do, like...
00:38:30.000 My friend Dana White is a...
00:38:32.000 He's a crazy degenerative gambler.
00:38:35.000 And he gambles millions.
00:38:37.000 He's lost a million in a night.
00:38:38.000 He's made as much as six million a night, I think he said, on the podcast.
00:38:41.000 Yeah, he's crazy.
00:38:41.000 He's crazy.
00:38:42.000 But he's a very wealthy man.
00:38:43.000 He was at the Palms, and he whacked them hard.
00:38:48.000 And they cut his credit line in half.
00:38:51.000 And he was like, what?
00:38:53.000 We do shows there.
00:38:55.000 We put on UFC fight nights there.
00:38:57.000 And he's gambling a lot of fucking money.
00:38:59.000 He's getting crazy.
00:39:00.000 But he won.
00:39:01.000 He won a lot.
00:39:02.000 And so they cut his ability to gamble in half.
00:39:07.000 So he left the Palms.
00:39:09.000 So he pulled the UFC fights out and said, no, okay, we'll go to the Hard Rock now.
00:39:14.000 What are you guys, retarded?
00:39:15.000 Like, why would you do that?
00:39:17.000 Like, you're going to get me eventually.
00:39:18.000 Don't you know you're going to get me, you chicken shits?
00:39:20.000 It's like they pulled his fucking credit.
00:39:23.000 They were like too much.
00:39:24.000 That's the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do if you're in the casinos.
00:39:27.000 You want them back.
00:39:28.000 You don't want them to send them away.
00:39:29.000 But you know what?
00:39:30.000 You get numbers crunchers who don't understand human nature.
00:39:32.000 And they just look at it as like a management tool thing.
00:39:36.000 Well, to get back to our risk management, I think there's a little bit of them going, I don't know how he's gaming the system, but I can judge from the results.
00:39:45.000 He's up to something.
00:39:46.000 Cut this guy.
00:39:47.000 He's counting cards.
00:39:48.000 He's this or that.
00:39:49.000 Just get him out.
00:39:49.000 Just get him out.
00:39:50.000 I don't think he can count cards.
00:39:51.000 I mean, I guess he can, but in blackjack, can he count cards?
00:39:55.000 They don't know what the next scam is, and they can sometimes deduce that something's going on when those odds and averages that they've worked out to the nth degree don't seem to be working with you.
00:40:05.000 Right.
00:40:06.000 If you're a smart player, that definitely has an impact on blackjack.
00:40:11.000 Blackjack is absolutely a skill game, right?
00:40:13.000 And I know they use a gang of decks now.
00:40:15.000 They don't just use one deck.
00:40:16.000 So I bet you can most certainly count those cards, but I think you have to be a super genius.
00:40:21.000 You have to be somebody way smarter than Dana.
00:40:25.000 That's what I'm trying to say.
00:40:26.000 He ain't counting cards.
00:40:27.000 He's just getting lucky.
00:40:28.000 He just knows how to play.
00:40:30.000 You know, he'll tell you.
00:40:31.000 He's not a fucking math genius.
00:40:33.000 He's a business genius.
00:40:34.000 He knows how to promote fights.
00:40:36.000 Maybe that's because he brings Cain Velasquez with him and puts him right next to the other dude.
00:40:40.000 He won, right?
00:40:43.000 I'm 100% in favor of gambling.
00:40:45.000 I'm 100% in favor of liquor, too.
00:40:48.000 I'm 100% in favor of all options on the table.
00:40:51.000 It doesn't mean you're going to indulge in all of them, nor does it mean that you should.
00:40:55.000 And a lot of the indulgences that are available right now are very unhealthy.
00:40:59.000 Like we talked about the gambling one.
00:41:00.000 I could go to Vegas.
00:41:01.000 We all could, any weekend, and gamble everything we own.
00:41:01.000 You could go to Vegas.
00:41:05.000 I know a dude who worked with a guy.
00:41:08.000 He worked with this guy for 10 years.
00:41:09.000 For 10 years, this guy saved up all his money to go to Vegas.
00:41:12.000 And his idea was he's going to go to Vegas and gamble and win.
00:41:15.000 He felt like that was his destiny.
00:41:17.000 So he saved up X amount of thousands of dollars for 10 years.
00:41:20.000 Lost it in the first 24 hours in Vegas.
00:41:23.000 Came back home to Oklahoma and was just freaked out.
00:41:26.000 Just literally like shell-shocked.
00:41:28.000 Like he had been attacked and raped by a hundred ghosts.
00:41:31.000 He just had this look on his face that he would never recover from.
00:41:34.000 This poor prick.
00:41:36.000 That's natural selection.
00:41:38.000 He's going to go follow a preacher in Munster now.
00:41:41.000 I firmly believe that you should know that that's possible.
00:41:44.000 I think we all should know.
00:41:46.000 Big sign on the door.
00:41:48.000 Walk in these doors and you can lose everything.
00:41:51.000 Welcome!
00:41:52.000 Yeah, but I think that exists for everything.
00:41:54.000 I mean, I think ultimately we have to learn from all these horrible examples that we see on TV and in the news, but every time some guy gets in a street fight and beats some guy to death and they're pulling him away, we should all learn from that.
00:42:06.000 We should all learn from that and go, hey, you know what?
00:42:08.000 The human body is a lot more fragile than we like to pretend it is.
00:42:11.000 Who's that boxer that just fell into a coma?
00:42:13.000 Did you hear about that?
00:42:14.000 No, I didn't see that.
00:42:15.000 He was fighting on HBO the other night.
00:42:18.000 They put him in a coma.
00:42:22.000 Brain swelling?
00:42:23.000 Yeah, he had some swelling, and then when they put him in a coma, he had a stroke.
00:42:27.000 His name is, uh, it's really sad, man.
00:42:29.000 Oh, I just heard him interviewed.
00:42:31.000 Yeah, Magomed Abdul Salaman.
00:42:37.000 Who was he fighting?
00:42:38.000 I just, I heard a pregame.
00:42:39.000 Eric Perez.
00:42:40.000 Mike Perez, excuse me.
00:42:41.000 And Mike Perez is this badass Cuban boxer.
00:42:43.000 It was a great fight.
00:42:44.000 And that guy is...
00:42:46.000 I mean, this is a perfect example of a guy being too tough for his own good.
00:42:50.000 Magomed took a tremendous amount of punishment in that fight, but kept trying.
00:42:55.000 He just kept trying to get to that.
00:42:56.000 Did he make it through the bout?
00:42:57.000 He made it through the bout.
00:42:58.000 I think it was a decision, I believe.
00:43:02.000 It was a 10-round decision, yeah.
00:43:04.000 And he took just a furious amount of damage in that fight.
00:43:07.000 And afterwards, they found out that he had broke his hand and broke his nose.
00:43:13.000 He was taken to the hospital where a small blood clot was discovered on his brain.
00:43:17.000 And so they induced him in a medically induced coma.
00:43:21.000 And then while he was in the coma, he had a stroke.
00:43:24.000 So it's pretty bad.
00:43:28.000 That's what's made boxing hard for me.
00:43:29.000 I've always been a huge boxing fan.
00:43:32.000 Football's getting a little like this, where you start to wince.
00:43:37.000 It's funny, I know this is stupid to say, but I would watch boxing and I never connected it with pain.
00:43:43.000 You're watching tactics and you're watching different strategies, and you're watching foot movement and head movement.
00:43:48.000 It never even occurred to me that you're watching...
00:43:51.000 The pain and the suffering and then someone dies and you go, okay, how much enjoyment did I get out of this sport?
00:43:57.000 And I still watch it, but this is the kind of thing that just reminds you of what's going on in there.
00:44:02.000 Well, for me, it has an even deeper connection because I've competed, because I've fought a few kickboxing bouts and probably, I don't know how many taekwondo bouts, but it was over...
00:44:13.000 For a period of like six or seven years, it was all I did with my life.
00:44:17.000 It was my 100% waking life.
00:44:20.000 So I competed a lot in full contact tournaments and I got away with it.
00:44:25.000 I got lucky, but I've seen some guys get really hurt.
00:44:29.000 I've seen some guys get kicked in the head where they were just really never the same person again.
00:44:34.000 Doesn't this go to what you were saying, though, about you kind of have a right?
00:44:38.000 It's like if you talk to these boxers who are, like you said, every day they're training, you're going to tell this person they can't do that as long as they know the risks?
00:44:45.000 To this day, that was one of the most important things that I ever did as far as developing me as a human being because it was terrifying.
00:44:52.000 It was terrifying, and I got really good at it.
00:44:55.000 And I got really good at competing in a really dangerous, high-risk competition Quick happening situation, like the striking, especially like the weight class that I was kickboxing at 160. These light guys,
00:45:11.000 everyone moves really fast, they all hit hard.
00:45:14.000 It's a scary weight class.
00:45:15.000 A lot of knockouts.
00:45:16.000 And when you're competing in that sort of an environment, you're training in that sort of environment on a regular basis, regular shit just doesn't scare you the same way.
00:45:25.000 Regular people, and they flare up and yell, or someone gets douchey with you, it doesn't have this overwhelming sense of fear that it has on a lot of people.
00:45:34.000 And I've seen people in confrontations where a guy and another guy are in a confrontation, Something happens mostly because one guy loses his ability to stay calm.
00:45:45.000 He's so confused and nervous that he can't react properly.
00:45:51.000 When I see that, I see that's a human with a deficit in the development of their character.
00:45:56.000 I don't think, unless you have been there, I don't think that physical violence is something that you're just born knowing how to deal with.
00:46:03.000 You know, it's like either you are used to it because you got beat up at home as a kid or you're used to it because you fought a lot or you're used to it because of something.
00:46:10.000 But you're not going to, you know, the first time it happens, it's fucking scary.
00:46:13.000 That's why the scariest kids to fight are kids who got beat by their dad.
00:46:16.000 Yeah.
00:46:17.000 Those kids though, I remember competing against kids that I knew had like really violent relationships with their fathers.
00:46:17.000 Exactly.
00:46:24.000 Those kids were like really used to getting hit.
00:46:26.000 Yeah.
00:46:27.000 It was a different thing like and they it was a part of normal everyday life getting smacked around.
00:46:32.000 Well, you know, though, and this gets me back to not thinking about the pain in boxing.
00:46:37.000 I remember there was a...
00:46:39.000 Ryan O'Neill, I think it was, he was doing the remake of the Champ movie, and they had on site one of these actual boxers who was going to kind of, you know, teach him a little bit about how to do this or that.
00:46:51.000 And he tells the story, he says, at one point, he goes, the boxer who was working with him said, I want you to hit me.
00:46:57.000 And he said, okay, I'm not going to hit you in a long time.
00:46:59.000 Hit me, you've got to hit me.
00:47:00.000 So he finally hits him, he goes...
00:47:02.000 No, I mean, really hit me.
00:47:04.000 He says, I squared up and I hit him as hard as I could.
00:47:07.000 He goes, no, I mean, really hit me.
00:47:09.000 And you start to realize that guys who take lots of punches all the time in training and everything, that it doesn't do to them what it would do to you, well, not you, me.
00:47:21.000 But to them, The punches can do just as much damage to their brain, but in terms of shaking them or hurting them, it's not the same thing when you're used to it.
00:47:30.000 Well, one of the big things is the shock of being hit.
00:47:33.000 The shock of being hit is how a lot of people, they literally go into a freeze mode, and they can't move correctly, and they get knocked out.
00:47:41.000 Like, their body shuts off.
00:47:43.000 And it's being overwhelmed by the moment, by the fact that you're actually engaged in I mean, hand-to-hand combat with somebody.
00:47:52.000 That's a weird feeling.
00:47:53.000 I've seen it happen.
00:47:55.000 I've seen guys fall apart, like in street fights and stuff.
00:47:57.000 I've seen street fights that happened just because a guy was scared.
00:48:01.000 You know, that's a possibility too.
00:48:04.000 Yeah, because then the more scared you are, the more you call for it.
00:48:07.000 Because then you're encouraging the other.
00:48:08.000 Because if you're not scared, it's like, damn, it makes the other person think twice.
00:48:12.000 He's like, do I really want to get into it with this crazy motherfucker who's not scared of getting hurt?
00:48:16.000 It also doesn't progress the correct way.
00:48:20.000 The natural way in an idiot's mind is I yell at you, you either back down and get scared and I kick your ass, or you yell back at me and we fucking puff chests until somebody fucks up and makes the wrong move.
00:48:35.000 But if a guy backs down, you know that you can press forward.
00:48:38.000 The natural instinct of the bully is to press forward.
00:48:43.000 It's almost unavoidable.
00:48:45.000 I think that's a...
00:48:46.000 People do themselves a huge disservice by not understanding at least some form of martial arts, at least having some experience in it.
00:48:54.000 Hopefully so that we won't need it, though.
00:48:56.000 That book that we were talking about right before we come on...
00:48:59.000 Xenophon, yeah.
00:49:00.000 Xenophon, the Persian Expedition.
00:49:02.000 One of his speeches, when there are these 10,000 Greek guys, like, way behind enemy lines in Persian territory, they have to make their way back home, he looks desperate, they have no chance, and one of...
00:49:12.000 In his sort of...
00:49:15.000 In this speech that he's trying to give them to rally them up, one of the things he says is exactly what you were saying about the psychologies.
00:49:23.000 If you guys are scared now, you're all going to die.
00:49:26.000 There's just no way.
00:49:27.000 Because if you're afraid of dying, that's exactly what's going to happen.
00:49:30.000 If you guys are willing to die because you know that your odds are desperate, but you're willing to just go for it because A, you don't have any other chance, B, you go for it with honor...
00:49:40.000 The odds are not only you're going to behave honorably, but your chances of surviving improve dramatically.
00:49:47.000 That makes sense.
00:49:49.000 The universe favors bravery.
00:49:51.000 Doesn't want weak bitches out there spreading their seeds.
00:49:56.000 Sorry.
00:49:57.000 That's a fact.
00:49:57.000 Sorry.
00:49:59.000 It's a fact.
00:50:00.000 Right.
00:50:01.000 There's a weird trend today to almost encourage weakness.
00:50:07.000 I think encouraging kindness is always very important, but it gets really confused with encouraging weakness.
00:50:15.000 There's a lot of bitch-ass men out there that...
00:50:19.000 It would help them.
00:50:20.000 It would benefit them.
00:50:21.000 Take a fucking boot camp class.
00:50:23.000 You know?
00:50:23.000 Just do something with your body other than sitting.
00:50:27.000 That shit drives me insane because, you know, the fact that we have moved beyond the stupid stereotype of the tough macho man and the prissy woman who stay back, that's nice, but at the same time, so often has come at the price of people Yeah.
00:50:59.000 That's ridiculous.
00:51:00.000 So stupid is not even funny.
00:51:02.000 Well, people associate prejudicely anything male, masculine, anything unapologetically masculine with suppression of the feminine, with suppression like with anti-feminist ideas.
00:51:15.000 I have on more than one occasion gotten into it with people that call themselves feminists and their idea was that something that I had said Like, doesn't promote femininity or is anti-feminine.
00:51:29.000 The furthest couldn't be true.
00:51:31.000 I just expect a balance.
00:51:33.000 I expect people to just be people.
00:51:35.000 Exactly.
00:51:36.000 When you start looking at feminist or masculinist, that doesn't mean shit to me.
00:51:43.000 What means shit to me is, leave me alone, I'll leave you alone.
00:51:47.000 I'll give you the right to do anything you want to do, but you can't say I'm an ape because I like working out.
00:51:53.000 You can't say I'm an asshole because I've got some fucking guns.
00:51:58.000 That's nonsense.
00:51:59.000 If you're a man and you don't work out because it's not enjoyable for you, I totally understand.
00:52:05.000 But the idea that someone who does or someone who does participate in manly type shit is an asshole because of that.
00:52:14.000 Watch this one thing.
00:52:15.000 It was this horrible piece that someone wrote about the rape in Ohio.
00:52:20.000 With those high school kids.
00:52:23.000 One of the most disgusting aspects of male culture.
00:52:28.000 This ability to get someone fucked up and do that to them and treat them as a subhuman.
00:52:34.000 I mean, it is without a doubt one of the scariest, darkest aspects of men that they can do that.
00:52:42.000 But in this article, they were talking about how, let's just face the facts, all high school athletes are assholes.
00:52:49.000 Yeah, that's the logical conclusion that flow from that.
00:52:53.000 It hurt my head.
00:52:53.000 It's like, what the fuck?
00:52:54.000 Where was that?
00:52:55.000 That was a blog.
00:52:56.000 It was a blog that somebody wrote.
00:52:57.000 But it was just, I was like, oh, I mean, it was a very progressive, very left-wing blog that I visit sometimes.
00:53:04.000 And they were actually saying that supporting the ideas of competition actually encourages people to treat people as sub-humans.
00:53:14.000 Yeah, and that's an old, old idea.
00:53:17.000 What do you think about that?
00:53:18.000 Listen, I think we exist in a realm where it's going to be competitive no matter what you do.
00:53:25.000 So I think to pretend we're going to de-emphasize these things doesn't do anybody any good down the road.
00:53:31.000 Because then, once you drop them in life, they're not prepared.
00:53:35.000 Well, it is a little bit like what you were saying about the fighting, but like with my kids...
00:53:40.000 You don't want to over, you don't want to crush anybody early on.
00:53:44.000 You want to nurture them so that they can handle the competition.
00:53:47.000 But if you don't teach them about competition, you're not preparing them for life.
00:53:51.000 And that's when you're going to release them into a world where, I mean, if those people really don't want a competitive world, think about how much you would have to do to turn off the competitive world.
00:54:03.000 How much intrusion there would have to be on all of our lives.
00:54:05.000 There goes your stock market right away, right?
00:54:07.000 I mean, the economy.
00:54:10.000 Isn't that a little like what some of the really hardcore communist ideas were?
00:54:14.000 Where different people have different capabilities, so forcing them to compete is inherently unequal because you and I are born different, so we'll compensate for that and blend it out.
00:54:14.000 Yes.
00:54:23.000 Sounds great in theory, but the amount of work it takes to recreate a whole system where you don't have competition, you don't have differences, is worse than the disease.
00:54:33.000 Yeah, even because you are treating people like they are sick, as opposed to treating somebody like you are going to teach everyone, man, woman, doesn't matter, gender doesn't come into place.
00:54:43.000 Everybody should be strong.
00:54:45.000 Everybody should be kind.
00:54:46.000 Everybody should have both of the qualities that are normally attributed to only one gender or the other.
00:54:52.000 They are human qualities.
00:54:53.000 They are good qualities.
00:54:54.000 They are what you need to be a complete human being.
00:54:56.000 You encourage that stuff, and you make the most complete human being there can possibly be, and they will deal with whatever shit life throws at them, competitive or otherwise, because there are always going to be challenges.
00:55:07.000 And as you say, if there are no preparation for the challenges that are going to come your way, whether you like it or not, no matter how safe you make the world, Then you're dead meat already.
00:55:17.000 Then you're going to get squashed the first time the universe goes boo at you.
00:55:20.000 You're going to freak out and crash.
00:55:23.000 For me, the big question in a competitively based system is not the competition part and not the winning part.
00:55:29.000 It's what do you do with the people who come out on the short end of the stick?
00:55:33.000 Because I think in a sink or swim system, you're going to find that the people who are sinking are going to decide that the system sucks.
00:55:41.000 Yes.
00:55:41.000 And we're going to change it because there's too many losers.
00:55:44.000 I've always said that one of the things that you do when...
00:55:47.000 I said in a recent show that poverty is going to come back to bite us all in the ass one day if we don't do something about it.
00:55:53.000 Not because you should care about poor people, but because eventually if they're hurting enough, they will make you care about them.
00:55:59.000 They will...
00:56:00.000 They will turn the system around.
00:56:01.000 I mean, you can out-compete them all you want, but they'll come and burn down your nice house at a certain point.
00:56:05.000 So to me, when you talk about a competitive system, the winners aren't the issue.
00:56:10.000 It's what you do with the people, because you're going to have some losers in a competitive system.
00:56:14.000 How do you mitigate the downsides of that?
00:56:16.000 And that's what I always try to think about.
00:56:17.000 That's a very good point.
00:56:18.000 That's a very, very good point.
00:56:20.000 You're always going to have good and bad in the world.
00:56:23.000 You're always going to have conflict.
00:56:25.000 The ability to recognize that and deal with whatever comes in front of you is very important.
00:56:32.000 Like you said, you're going to have kids who get raised by parents who beat the hell out of them and who don't raise them the right way and who don't give them those qualities, Daniele, that you were talking about.
00:56:40.000 And then you're going to unleash those people in the world and say, go compete with this guy who went to Harvard and had a great education and was born with a lot of money.
00:56:47.000 The world's an unequal place.
00:56:49.000 You can't fix that, but you can build that into your thinking, I think.
00:56:52.000 It's also, there's such a broad spectrum of human beings and what the human being, where they fit into society, where their place is.
00:57:00.000 Like, I have a lot of friends that have, like, zero willpower, but they make amazing stand-up comedians.
00:57:05.000 You know, and that's where they, like...
00:57:06.000 The two might go together.
00:57:08.000 They very well might.
00:57:09.000 Like, Joey Diaz is my favorite example.
00:57:12.000 I mean, Joey has willpower.
00:57:13.000 He gets up in the morning and everything like that, but he's, you know, 300 and whatever pounds.
00:57:15.000 He doesn't give a fuck, and he's an animal.
00:57:17.000 He's a savage.
00:57:18.000 But he's also the funniest human being I've ever met in my life.
00:57:18.000 Right.
00:57:22.000 You can't make a Joey Diaz if you get some guy who's doing fucking sit-ups every morning, a thousand sit-ups and chin-ups and jogging around the block and only eating kale.
00:57:32.000 It's not going to be that guy.
00:57:33.000 You need a guy who went to jail, did a lot of coke, kidnapped a guy.
00:57:38.000 You need all that in order to get a guy who's that wild and crazy and funny.
00:57:42.000 And I feel like...
00:57:44.000 The real problem that we have in raising children is all they teach in school is to try to filter you into a standard position in the economy.
00:57:55.000 Standard job.
00:57:57.000 Whether it's to filter you towards a career and one or more very definable things.
00:58:02.000 There's a lot of people out there with talents that never get nurtured.
00:58:05.000 They just can't figure out their way in that system because what's taught them is so small.
00:58:10.000 Such a small A chunk of the spectrum is taught.
00:58:13.000 Because schools are designed to make you average.
00:58:15.000 That's what schools are about, which if you are considerably below average because of your opportunities in life, great.
00:58:22.000 That's a step up.
00:58:23.000 But if you are not, and that goes for the other 50% of humanity, Then it's just designed to make you not nurture your talents, not do all those things, and try to make you fit in that little box.
00:58:34.000 And part of the reality is that not because the people who create schools are evil and they just want to fuck with your life, it's because they need to go with knowledge as something that can be objectively tested.
00:58:47.000 What is it that you can objectively test?
00:58:49.000 Can you test somebody's wisdom, how smart they are, how cool of a human being they are, objectively?
00:58:54.000 Not really.
00:58:54.000 What you can do is you can test how well they spit back information at you, which is a skill in itself that it's better than not knowing how.
00:59:02.000 You need to have the discipline.
00:59:03.000 You need to know some things.
00:59:04.000 It's cool.
00:59:05.000 It gives you those average qualities.
00:59:07.000 But it says nothing about what you're going to do with them, whether you're going to be brilliant, whether you're going to be able to use these ideas in an amazing way.
00:59:13.000 And the reality is That gets too...
00:59:17.000 Most people in charge of schools feel that's too subjective.
00:59:20.000 When you start talking about wisdom, what the fuck is wisdom?
00:59:23.000 Your wisdom is not my definition, so we can't really test it.
00:59:27.000 What we can test is...
00:59:29.000 And so you go back to the...
00:59:30.000 They don't want to get sued by the people who don't do well.
00:59:33.000 Like if I come into class and I say, I'll give you an A because you're really fucking smart and I can see it.
00:59:38.000 No, you really are not that good, so sorry, you gotta see.
00:59:40.000 The person you gotta see is gonna be, fuck you, you know, why are you giving me, show me why, you know, where is in the exactly that I deserve this.
00:59:49.000 And part of the game is the stuff that you can prove in that fashion It's not the kind of knowledge that makes a complete human being.
00:59:56.000 But the application of that knowledge in a capitalist society is what we try to define as proof that you've actually got some intelligence.
01:00:04.000 That's why people who, you might not even think they're that smart, but if they're very successful financially, you go, well, he's smart at that.
01:00:13.000 There's that thing.
01:00:15.000 I think what you're trying to do, theoretically, in an education system is to prepare people to succeed in life.
01:00:22.000 And the problem that I think the education system has is that it's stuck in a design for an era where succeeding in life is very different than succeeding in life today.
01:00:33.000 You're not going to go onto the factory assembly line.
01:00:35.000 You're not going to do those kind of things, but the way our system has evolved is to create people who can succeed at that.
01:00:41.000 The problem is that what we have now is a creativity-based economy that we're moving towards.
01:00:47.000 And teaching creativity, one, is tremendously hard.
01:00:50.000 And we haven't worked to create that on a mass system where you've got schools that are...
01:00:55.000 I mean, obviously, schools work with creativity.
01:00:57.000 But it's a different thing entirely to sit there and go, we're going to start in the first grade.
01:01:02.000 And by the time you graduate high school, we are going to maximize your creative abilities that are unique to you.
01:01:07.000 You know, Danielle, you were saying this.
01:01:09.000 Part of the problem is you could talk about creativity, but Joe's creative gifts are going to be different than yours and mine, and you can't have a standard course, well, I haven't thought of one anyway, that can take your gifts and your gifts and bring them to maturity unless we all share those gifts, because...
01:01:24.000 You know, your gifts are in one area, your gifts are in another.
01:01:27.000 The problem is that in our system there are no assembly lines or few.
01:01:30.000 You can't educate the mass of people to take a bunch of jobs that don't exist anymore.
01:01:34.000 So I think the system has to redesign itself to push creativity.
01:01:38.000 There's also some utopian ideals in raising kids that are contrary to human nature, like this new thing that they're doing where they're not having kids win.
01:01:46.000 You know, when they're playing, like, ball games and no one wins, you know, when they're little.
01:01:52.000 This is back to your competition.
01:01:53.000 Yeah.
01:01:54.000 Seriously?
01:01:55.000 I would have been so pissed as a kid.
01:01:56.000 Have you ever heard of this before?
01:01:57.000 No.
01:01:57.000 It's a joke.
01:01:58.000 I mean, it's...
01:01:59.000 Oh, it's pretty wide.
01:02:00.000 It's been going on for quite a while.
01:02:01.000 Trophies for everyone, that kind of thing, yeah.
01:02:01.000 Yeah.
01:02:04.000 I don't know how I would Google that, but they're not giving out first and second place anymore.
01:02:04.000 Yeah.
01:02:11.000 Well, it's not broad brush.
01:02:12.000 I was going to say, yeah, some places.
01:02:14.000 You played, you don't keep score.
01:02:16.000 Yeah, well, they don't do that.
01:02:17.000 A lot of kids at the younger ages, they don't do that anymore.
01:02:20.000 We kept scoring t-ball when I was a kid.
01:02:22.000 And you rubbed someone's nose in it if they lost.
01:02:25.000 There was no coach pitch.
01:02:27.000 I had five-year-old boys who couldn't do anything but hit me with the ball, pitching to me all day.
01:02:32.000 There are no losers.
01:02:34.000 You're just the last winner.
01:02:37.000 I'm sorry.
01:02:38.000 I have to go throw up.
01:02:39.000 I'll be right back.
01:02:41.000 I mean, I think that competition, we all hate losing, and therefore we connect competition with being a negative thing.
01:02:49.000 I don't think it's a negative thing at all.
01:02:52.000 I think competition is important.
01:02:53.000 I think it's important in art.
01:02:55.000 I think it's important in everything.
01:02:57.000 And you might say, oh, well, that's not the real spirit of art.
01:03:02.000 It's not competition.
01:03:03.000 You're right, it's not.
01:03:04.000 But that competition can motivate the accomplishment of work.
01:03:09.000 And the accomplishment of work, sometimes procrastination or what have you, can delay someone releasing their art.
01:03:16.000 So in that way, the competition inspires the creation of art.
01:03:19.000 It's not always, and most of the time you're better off with that competition being internal, or not even being a competition, but rather an embracement of the complexities of figuring out whatever thing you're working on.
01:03:31.000 But that's still, there's something going on.
01:03:34.000 There's a game going on.
01:03:36.000 Whether it's going on with you in your head, whether it's going on with the audience that's going to review whatever you're creating, like a podcast, or whether it's going on with you competing directly against your peers.
01:03:46.000 To me, I love something about competition because I love the media feedback it gives you.
01:03:51.000 It's like you go out there, you do what you want to do, and at the end of the day, you see the results.
01:03:57.000 You either pull it off or you didn't.
01:03:59.000 Losing to me As horrible as that feels, as it fucking sucks and you feel like you're so mad, it's the best thing that can happen to you because winning, you're going to keep doing the same thing you've always done.
01:04:10.000 You have no motivation to push harder because, look, I'm already doing great.
01:04:14.000 Motivation might be fear of losing.
01:04:16.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:04:17.000 And then when you do lose, then it forces you to go back to the drawing board and figure out, okay, I ran into this stumbling block, how can I go around it?
01:04:25.000 And the fact is, this bullshit about no losers, no winners, not letting somebody experience what it is to do your best and still lose, you're not doing them any favor.
01:04:36.000 Because the fact is, in life, a million times, just because that's the design of life, shit is going to happen, whether you like it or not, whether it's fair or not, whether you deserve it or not, And how you respond to that, if you feel that, why did this happen to me?
01:04:50.000 You know, it's unfair.
01:04:52.000 I shouldn't be in this place.
01:04:54.000 I shouldn't feel like shit.
01:04:55.000 Well, you do.
01:04:56.000 Now what?
01:04:57.000 And that's that experience of losing.
01:04:58.000 In that case, you're losing at that game of life.
01:05:02.000 Not necessarily because of your fault.
01:05:04.000 Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
01:05:05.000 Now, how the fuck are you going to respond to this?
01:05:07.000 If you have been there a million times, maybe you have developed the muscle to grow out of it.
01:05:12.000 If you have never been there...
01:05:14.000 The first time that lies slap you around, you freak out.
01:05:17.000 And isn't that sort of one of the reasons why our economy and society itself is so fucked up?
01:05:22.000 It's because we're so goddamn competitive and it's because it's so natural to do that when you start controlling some of the money, you want to control more of the money.
01:05:29.000 You know, when you start making some of the laws bend to help and benefit your business.
01:05:35.000 Dude, I watched a really disturbing documentary this past couple of days.
01:05:40.000 It was Gasland.
01:05:41.000 Have you seen that?
01:05:42.000 I haven't seen it.
01:05:42.000 I've heard of it.
01:05:43.000 Holy shit.
01:05:44.000 You want to talk about a must-see.
01:05:47.000 Hydraulic fracturing.
01:05:49.000 What they call fracking.
01:05:50.000 Wow!
01:05:52.000 It's interesting.
01:05:53.000 It's scary shit what they're doing.
01:05:56.000 This guy breaks it down the amount of wells that they have.
01:05:59.000 I had no idea.
01:06:00.000 Yeah, it's a lot.
01:06:01.000 And how many people's drinking water is forever poisoned.
01:06:05.000 I mean, you're talking about giant chunks of America that are rendered poisonous.
01:06:10.000 Well, understand something.
01:06:10.000 This is the wonderful example now You know, if somebody came to you and said, how much money would we have to give you to poison your country?
01:06:19.000 Because look at the other side of this.
01:06:19.000 What is that worth?
01:06:22.000 Fracking, as it's called, has taken the United States from an energy really insufficient position where, I mean, we're in the Middle East, we're in all these places because of the energy question.
01:06:32.000 And I mean, in a geologic sense, overnight turned us into an energy...
01:06:38.000 Exporter again, and we haven't been that way since, I mean, we've always exported energy, but I mean, the 1960s were like the last really high-water mark where we had lots of oil and we didn't have to worry.
01:06:49.000 All of a sudden, we're the natural gas kings and everything again, and there's a ton of money.
01:06:53.000 That amount of money, the amount we're talking about here, not just money for now, money for 10 years from now, 20, this is like long-term lots of money.
01:07:01.000 That money will buy anything.
01:07:03.000 It will buy poisoning your water supply.
01:07:05.000 It will buy earthquakes that destroy small Oklahoma towns.
01:07:09.000 It's an interesting thing to see what we're willing to sell for a ton of money.
01:07:14.000 The problem is the word we.
01:07:18.000 It's not what we're willing.
01:07:19.000 Most people had no idea this was even happening until it was already too late.
01:07:23.000 And during the Bush administration, this...
01:07:25.000 The documentary, Gasland, highlights how this all came to be and how Dick Cheney signed over these new exemptions that you didn't have to follow the Clean Water Act, the Clean Air Act.
01:07:38.000 All those were exempt.
01:07:39.000 Fracturing was exempt.
01:07:41.000 So you could just fuck everything up in order to get to what's essentially like a small ocean of natural gas.
01:07:47.000 The amount that's under New York and big chunks of the country and Texas, it's huge.
01:07:53.000 It's gigantic.
01:07:54.000 It's changed the entire energy situation on the planet.
01:07:57.000 But these people have water that comes out of their faucet that you can light on fire.
01:08:03.000 I'm not surprised.
01:08:03.000 You can light it on fire.
01:08:05.000 There's more than 500 different chemicals that they have to pump into the ground in order to break up this natural gas and then extract it.
01:08:13.000 And when they do that, they basically, everything gets mixed up together.
01:08:17.000 The well water gets mixed up with the chemicals, gets mixed up with the natural gas, and it's just toxic as fuck.
01:08:25.000 It's coming out of holes in the ground.
01:08:27.000 You can come up to it and light it on fire.
01:08:29.000 It's mad.
01:08:30.000 Do you know what the best chance, and it's a sad thing, the best chance you have of combating that amount of money over something is when we have screwed up so much of the fresh water supply that the fresh water actually becomes worth more?
01:08:44.000 And you're already seeing this happening in some places where they're talking about, you know, do we sell water rights to California from the Colorado River or this or that?
01:08:52.000 And the amounts of money that they're talking about, I mean, they're already talking about, you know, why should water be considered a feature that's owned by everybody?
01:08:59.000 Can I buy the water in the Colorado River and then can I sell it back to you?
01:09:04.000 So, I mean, the old joke is that if you buy the bottled water, it's worth more than gasoline, you know, at that amount if you go to the store.
01:09:10.000 Well, what happens when it really is worth more than gasoline in large quantities?
01:09:15.000 Then all of a sudden, fracking sounds like you're destroying an even more important spot.
01:09:19.000 I can get more money for that water than I can get for that natural gas.
01:09:21.000 That's the only chance we have in a system driven by money, I think, to keep the water fresh.
01:09:26.000 It's incredibly short-sighted.
01:09:28.000 And the amount of deception that's gone on to cover the amount of damage that's been done is staggering.
01:09:34.000 I mean, when these people tell their stories, it's incredibly hard to watch and listen to because people get sick because they were drinking the water.
01:09:40.000 Their kids get sick.
01:09:41.000 For the longest time, they wouldn't admit that there was anything wrong with the water.
01:09:45.000 And then they started giving people water.
01:09:46.000 They set up these giant tanks and pump in water to them every week so that they get their water from that instead of their wells that they've had for 100-plus years.
01:09:55.000 It's crazy shit, man.
01:09:57.000 It's crazy shit to watch.
01:09:58.000 But this is where you see the corruption of our political system, which is what's destroying.
01:10:02.000 You would think that people who live in places where they can light their water on fire would have their representatives in Washington working to stop that.
01:10:09.000 But that's where your free speech rights and my free speech rights are not equal to the free speech rights of these other people.
01:10:15.000 And this is where I always argue with the courts that say that money is free speech, which I don't mind, except who said you get 50 or 100 times my free speech rights?
01:10:23.000 Well, not only that, the internet, I think, ultimately is going to be a place where people vote on things, and it's also ultimately going to be a place where people can donate to campaigns that promote values they believe in.
01:10:35.000 And I think that is going to be a special interest, along with all the other special interests in the world competing for influence.
01:10:41.000 But what about that line, if voting really changed things, they'd make it illegal?
01:10:44.000 But I think it's about money.
01:10:46.000 And I think, ultimately, if people invest money in a party and a lobbyist and an idea that supports the things that they believe in, that money can influence people just as easily as the money that supports fracking or the money that supports – the idea is that it's just trading of commodities here.
01:11:03.000 So let's buy a legislator.
01:11:05.000 Should we get a group together?
01:11:07.000 I'm taking up a cause.
01:11:09.000 We're going to buy Senator Ron White.
01:11:10.000 Senator Ron White is probably already out.
01:11:12.000 This guy who's been working for the fracking industry, how much do you need, dude?
01:11:16.000 How much is it going to take to bring you over to our side?
01:11:20.000 I have powerful backers.
01:11:21.000 The guy was cut off in Vegas.
01:11:23.000 He can't gamble anymore.
01:11:24.000 He's got a lot of money.
01:11:25.000 What's it going to take to buy this particular...
01:11:27.000 I mean, maybe we should just do that.
01:11:29.000 The part maybe that's unfair about this is that you're never offered the chance to buy a legislator.
01:11:33.000 That's kept to a small group of people in a smoke-filled back room.
01:11:37.000 Maybe what we need is...
01:11:38.000 Look, if you're going to be sold, give us the option of buying, too.
01:11:42.000 We collectively have a fuckload of money.
01:11:44.000 Heck yeah!
01:11:45.000 We're dealing with 300 million people.
01:11:45.000 Love to buy me a legislator.
01:11:46.000 It's a write-off, isn't it?
01:11:48.000 If you buy a legislator, isn't that a business expense?
01:11:50.000 Yes.
01:11:51.000 It is if it helps my business.
01:11:52.000 You can't call it buying off, though.
01:11:53.000 We have to call it something creative.
01:11:55.000 Risk management, diversification tool.
01:11:58.000 That's right.
01:11:59.000 You know, you got that podcast troll lawsuit.
01:11:59.000 That's right.
01:12:02.000 I'm going to buy a few legislators and get them in my corner, and then I'm going to write that off, and U.S. taxpayers can pick up my buying, because that's how it's done at the best levels.
01:12:10.000 Well, I think that ultimately that would be a smart thing for them to pursue just by virtue of the fact that there's more money there than there is in all the corporations combined.
01:12:19.000 I know, but it's a lot harder to please all of us than just that one guy.
01:12:22.000 You're right, but the potential for extracting money off of a giant group like $300 million, even if you get 1%, that's still a huge amount of human beings that are donating money.
01:12:32.000 Well, the audience is going to say that already exists.
01:12:34.000 I mean, look at all the small contributions.
01:12:35.000 But it's not the same as walking up to somebody and saying, listen, I went to all my friends and here's $5 million.
01:12:40.000 Right.
01:12:41.000 Yeah, because the guy, you know, the corporation, they're going to invest the money to buy off a vote to get what they want.
01:12:48.000 They are going to make that amount of money 50 times over in the next year.
01:12:53.000 The person who's going to donate to a campaign, they are doing that in order to avoid something to be taken from them, whether it's because of water or something.
01:13:00.000 They're not going to see that money back.
01:13:02.000 They're not going to make more money on it.
01:13:04.000 So there is a little bit of hesitance in a lot of people.
01:13:07.000 Fuck, really?
01:13:08.000 Do I have to pay for something that I still had until yesterday?
01:13:11.000 And, oh, man.
01:13:12.000 You know, there's not that payoff of, like, you're going to win big.
01:13:15.000 You're playing a defensive game where it's like you're just holding on to what's going on.
01:13:18.000 It's a risk avoidance.
01:13:19.000 Yeah, it's sort of like you have that money and you have to invest it in making sure they don't rob you in the future.
01:13:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:13:26.000 Rather than investing it to rob everybody.
01:13:28.000 Yeah, one or the others.
01:13:30.000 Either get your agenda across.
01:13:32.000 But the idea that these companies that have enforced fracking or encouraged fracking or spent money to make it happen, and this guy goes really clearly into detail about how it all took place, they're ruining a huge chunk of the country.
01:13:49.000 And they're doing it right in front of everybody's face, and no one can stop it.
01:13:53.000 And the worst part is they won't be around when the bill comes due for cleaning it up either.
01:13:57.000 You can't clean it up.
01:13:58.000 That's what's really crazy.
01:14:00.000 These people, one of the people that got incredibly sick, this woman got sick, because it turned out that these filters that they had set up don't work with the chemicals that they use for fracking.
01:14:09.000 The chemicals actually eat the membranes of the filter.
01:14:12.000 So, some of the chemicals were getting through to her and she was getting incredibly sick.
01:14:18.000 Neurological damage, all sorts of like, everyone's sick.
01:14:22.000 It's an incredible documentary.
01:14:24.000 It's very hard to protect the water supply.
01:14:26.000 You remember here in California with that gasoline additive that sunk into the ground and made it into the water?
01:14:31.000 And it was a weird situation because the additive had been put in there To take some of the lead from the air pollution, and then it was seeping into the groundwater.
01:14:40.000 And so you're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
01:14:42.000 But that's the problem, is it doesn't take a whole lot to seep into the water supply, and then you're screwed.
01:14:47.000 Yeah, what was that that you just put up that said gas land producers?
01:14:50.000 Put it up.
01:14:50.000 We'll put it up.
01:14:51.000 What does it say?
01:14:54.000 I don't know how they could mislead anybody.
01:14:56.000 There's a few debunking things about both documentaries on Gasland.
01:14:58.000 There's one and two, and they're both saying there's some...
01:15:00.000 But just put up the thing that I asked.
01:15:02.000 The Gasland producer misled viewers on...
01:15:07.000 What does it say?
01:15:08.000 Joe Rogan is spreading false information.
01:15:11.000 It said that it's been happening since the 1930s.
01:15:11.000 Spread it out so we can see it.
01:15:14.000 This isn't necessarily just from...
01:15:16.000 The water was flammable before fracking.
01:15:18.000 You know what's funny, though, is every time you expose anything, you're going to have the next day 15 sites saying, no, you made it up, it's not real, it's not...
01:15:27.000 That's what public relations firms are for.
01:15:29.000 Exactly.
01:15:30.000 Yep, yep, yep.
01:15:31.000 Yeah, I think that it's hard to know who the fuck is right in that situation, but somewhere in the country you can fucking, without a doubt, guarantee that these people have been poisoned.
01:15:41.000 Whether the lighting the water on fire, it always existed.
01:15:45.000 That doesn't make any sense to me.
01:15:46.000 Poisoning the citizens is an age-old thing.
01:15:49.000 We do it at nuclear plants.
01:15:51.000 There's been lots of situations where you're living near something that might be bad for you.
01:15:56.000 And that's nothing new.
01:15:57.000 That's what's crazy, is that that's always taken a back seat to somebody's profit somewhere.
01:16:03.000 And that's a bit sad that we can't, as an entire population being poisoned, balance out the interests of those people who decide poisoning is okay, because they can go to Hawaii.
01:16:13.000 Because I mean, from their point of view, you're a corporation, you're in the business of making money.
01:16:17.000 You're not in the business of being nice.
01:16:19.000 You're not in the business of being mean.
01:16:20.000 Whatever it takes to make money, you'll do it.
01:16:23.000 If it takes screwing people over, oh well.
01:16:25.000 Well, and even if you didn't want to make money, you may have a fiduciary responsibility to your shareholders to maximize that.
01:16:31.000 Wouldn't that be funny?
01:16:32.000 I don't really want a frack.
01:16:33.000 But, you know, the shareholders will take me out if I don't.
01:16:37.000 But that's the problem.
01:16:38.000 I'll go to jail.
01:16:39.000 That's the corporation, right?
01:16:40.000 The role of government in a beautiful, abstract world would be that they actually enforce laws to stop the stuff that's damaging to the public.
01:16:49.000 That's only good for those...
01:16:51.000 Well, Joe brought up loopholes.
01:16:52.000 You brought up a loophole.
01:16:53.000 And to me, that's the biggest thing that I think people don't understand, is that you can make all the laws in the world.
01:16:59.000 If you let the loopholes happen, they don't mean it.
01:17:02.000 It's like people say to me, Dan, why do you keep saying the Fourth Amendment's going away?
01:17:05.000 The Fourth Amendment's there, courts rule it.
01:17:07.000 Yeah, but you Swiss cheese that enough, and it doesn't matter anymore.
01:17:10.000 This stuff is meaningless unless it acts as a barrier.
01:17:14.000 I gotta research this now because a bunch of people on my message board are putting up all these websites that say that they're debunking Gasland.
01:17:22.000 First of all, A, I would, without a doubt, I would imagine that if I was working for the fracking industry and someone put out a hit piece on fracking, that I would debunk the fucking shit out of it.
01:17:33.000 Even if it doesn't make any sense, the debunking doesn't make any sense.
01:17:36.000 And if you're a legislator who voted to allow it, you'd have the same interest.
01:17:40.000 Yeah, but that said, I haven't read any of the debunking, so I'll read that and I'll get back to it later.
01:17:44.000 But even if you don't focus on the specific example, you look at the general picture, it's fucking undeniable that we're poisoning our environment.
01:17:51.000 I don't think you can debunk that.
01:17:53.000 It's like, no, that's just facts.
01:17:56.000 So you pick one specific example that may not be exactly 100% true, who the fuck cares?
01:18:01.000 The general picture remains the same.
01:18:03.000 That's not going to change.
01:18:05.000 Yeah.
01:18:06.000 Yeah, I don't know, man.
01:18:08.000 I think that we do really, without a doubt, have an issue with the fact that people are super competitive and that people are progressive in nature.
01:18:17.000 What I mean by progressive, they move forward.
01:18:19.000 If they have $2, they want $3.
01:18:21.000 If they have $3, they want $4.
01:18:22.000 It's a natural, weird thing that we do.
01:18:25.000 I was trying to explain anal sex to somebody.
01:18:29.000 Because it's a natural segue.
01:18:31.000 Why do guys want to do that?
01:18:33.000 I go, because they have regular sex with you.
01:18:35.000 And then they go, can I put it in your mouth?
01:18:37.000 And they go, okay, what about that?
01:18:37.000 And they go, yeah.
01:18:38.000 And that's just, it's a natural, weird progression.
01:18:41.000 I mean, all that stuff happens.
01:18:43.000 When you hear about, like, crazy...
01:18:44.000 How are you not a philosophy major, Joe?
01:18:46.000 That's all I want to know.
01:18:47.000 Yeah.
01:18:48.000 When you hear about crazy super freaks that have gigantic orgies, how did that happen?
01:18:52.000 Did they just start off having orgies?
01:18:54.000 No.
01:18:54.000 They started out with regular sex, and they got a lot of regular sex, and they started getting bored, so they brought in extra girls, and before you know it, they're having these freaky sex parties.
01:19:01.000 It's a natural thing of progression.
01:19:04.000 People, if they can run five miles, they want to run ten.
01:19:07.000 If they got their brown belt, they want to get their black belt.
01:19:09.000 So it's competition, which you guys were talking about how great it was all the time, and now you're slamming it.
01:19:14.000 No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying.
01:19:16.000 I say it's the ideas gone wild.
01:19:20.000 The idea of what makes a human exceptional, what makes a human create everything that exists, really.
01:19:25.000 I think from electronics to the wheel to houses and everything, there's this natural desire for humans to improve upon what they've already done.
01:19:34.000 And I think that extends to control.
01:19:35.000 I think it extends to evil as well.
01:19:38.000 It's one of my arguments when everyone would talk about problems with government and whether or not there's still corruption in government.
01:19:47.000 All you have to do is look back on the corruption that you can document for a fact that happened in the 1960s and know that there's no bodies.
01:19:55.000 There's no slew of people, lives ruined, careers destroyed, parties brought down.
01:20:01.000 No, there's actually very little.
01:20:03.000 If you think about exactly what they're absolutely positively guilty of doing, there's very little damage.
01:20:09.000 And you know that everything progresses.
01:20:11.000 So the amount of The utter and complete total corruption that exists today and the sophistication of it would naturally be above and beyond what existed documentable from the 1960s.
01:20:23.000 Let me take it to a different level because I think it's a different thing.
01:20:26.000 I think that we are incentivized as human beings, going back to primate times, to look at things through a short-term lens.
01:20:34.000 The carrots and sticks are all set up for the short-term approach.
01:20:37.000 You brought up wisdom a while ago, Daniel.
01:20:40.000 Wisdom is being able to look at things from a long-term perspective.
01:20:44.000 Now, a perfect example is investing.
01:20:48.000 In the old days, Ty Cobb would buy Coca-Cola shares, and when he died, he had all these Coca-Cola shares on his chest at the hospital that he'd had for...
01:20:56.000 Forever.
01:20:57.000 He was so afraid someone would take his...
01:20:59.000 So he's got all these shares he's owned forever because to him, he wasn't going to sell them in five minutes.
01:21:06.000 He was in it for the long term.
01:21:08.000 Our society is set up for the short term.
01:21:10.000 Making money is set up for the short term.
01:21:12.000 There's no interest in saying something like, well, let's protect clean water.
01:21:16.000 Who are you protecting it for?
01:21:17.000 I won't be around to enjoy that clean water.
01:21:19.000 By the time that happens, I'm dead.
01:21:21.000 Now, what can I make in the short term?
01:21:23.000 Politics is the same way.
01:21:24.000 It's like when people were talking about President Obama lying about the health care plan, about keeping your own doctor, right, and all that stuff.
01:21:30.000 He's incentivized to do that.
01:21:32.000 All he cared about was winning that next election.
01:21:35.000 You will worry about the fallout later.
01:21:37.000 None of this matters if you lose, right?
01:21:40.000 Deal with the fallout of the lie later.
01:21:41.000 There's no incentive to not lie.
01:21:43.000 The incentives are all on the...
01:21:45.000 And this is if you're an intelligent human being, weighing the pros and cons.
01:21:49.000 You are not incentivized to think long-term, and yet...
01:21:52.000 That may be the only solution for the planet.
01:21:54.000 You talk about long term.
01:21:55.000 If we can't somehow contradict where the incentives are and go against our natural primate instincts, we might not be able to make it work.
01:22:03.000 I think it's going to take a greater level of awareness culturally than exists today.
01:22:09.000 I think the great level of awareness, the really truly objective view of humanity and the potential possibilities of the future is something that's contemplated by few groups, small groups of people, people sitting in conversation, dinner parties and stuff.
01:22:24.000 But if you think of the greater whole of humanity, the amount of damage we're doing to the world on a daily basis, the amount of Like really ridiculous behavior that operates our financial and justice system and our political systems.
01:22:41.000 It's all like complete and total chaos and yet it still continues in the exact same way it always has before.
01:22:48.000 There's only small groups of people that speak out against it.
01:22:51.000 I think once The sphere of understanding of what a complete disaster this world is because of our actions and because of our inability to correct those actions, once that understanding is in place,
01:23:07.000 then hopefully it's not too late.
01:23:09.000 There'll be some sort of way to turn back the tide.
01:23:12.000 But I feel like it's an ebb and a flow thing, much like everything in life.
01:23:15.000 I think it's almost like we have to fucking poison the ocean before we realize it's ridiculous and then stop doing it.
01:23:21.000 I think it's going to be money.
01:23:23.000 I think someone down the road, when clean water, for example, is worth a bazillion dollars to Halliburton and they buy the water, then the rules will be you can't piss in water anywhere.
01:23:35.000 Then all of the money going to Washington will be to preserve water, preserve Halliburton's water supply, otherwise their profits will be impacted when they sell it back to the public.
01:23:45.000 Joe, you want human nature to improve, and you think it's going to happen, and I don't disagree with you.
01:23:52.000 The problem is that so many people like Dick Cheney have to be improved too before this works that I don't see that happening.
01:24:00.000 I see it going the other way.
01:24:02.000 Their incentives have to become, they're still going to want money, they're still going to think short term, but the incentives have to change so that protecting the environment becomes the way to keep your millions intact, as opposed to, you know, polluting the environment becomes the way to keep your millions intact.
01:24:15.000 Maybe, but if you look at the dissolving of boundaries between people and information and how that trend is going to continue, I think that our idea of looking at the possibilities of the future based on how humans were able to run the world just 10 years ago are kind of ridiculous.
01:24:33.000 When you think about it from 100 years from now, the options won't be available because The amount of transparency that will be required to communicate with people is going to be completely different.
01:24:41.000 It's going to be very hard to hold back reality.
01:24:43.000 You're assuming that there's not going to be some David Cameron crackdown between now and then.
01:24:49.000 I don't think they can do it.
01:24:50.000 And I think even if they did, the young people that are coming up That are more in line with the ideas of an anonymous or the ideas of open source internet, the ideas of spreading information and what a massively important thing that is for society and human culture as a whole,
01:25:06.000 I think they're overwhelming.
01:25:08.000 And I think they're going to continue that trend.
01:25:10.000 The people that know that the idea of anybody being able to control information, they're literally controlling, if they do that, they're controlling educational evolution.
01:25:21.000 They're controlling the ability for...
01:25:23.000 Are you suggesting they wouldn't want to?
01:25:25.000 Can't.
01:25:25.000 You can't do it.
01:25:26.000 I don't think you could do it.
01:25:28.000 Is that a challenge?
01:25:29.000 It's like trying to pull all the sand off the beaches.
01:25:33.000 I don't see it happening.
01:25:34.000 Some of the stuff that you guys are saying, I actually think it goes hand in hand because what you're saying, Joe, about the fact that a certain level of transformation in terms of consciousness, in terms of priorities that happen at a mass level when enough people meet sort of a critical mass That feeds into Dan's argument that at that point,
01:25:52.000 corporations are going to respond to it because there's money attached to it.
01:25:55.000 So I don't think it's just purely from an economic standpoint, and it's clearly not purely from a consciousness standpoint.
01:26:03.000 It's happening now, right?
01:26:04.000 It's like more and more people care about environmental issues.
01:26:08.000 So companies that market themselves as who are nice to the environment can hike their prices a little bit because they know that they are going to have some people who buy them Their products because of those values.
01:26:20.000 Yeah, could you imagine if you were buying some gas that cost 10 cents less per gallon, but it guaranteed comes from child labor in some shitty part of the world.
01:26:32.000 It's the dolphin-safe tuna label thing.
01:26:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:26:36.000 I think that it's going to be impossible in the future to hide any evil behavior.
01:26:41.000 I think right now it's still too muddy.
01:26:43.000 It's still too muddy.
01:26:43.000 I think as technology advances and improves, this connection with people and ideas and information is going to be cleaner and quicker.
01:26:50.000 I don't know what form that's going to take in, but all I'm doing is sort of objectively extrapolating what's happened in the past to what's happened recently to where I feel like it's going.
01:26:59.000 I just don't think you can hold this waterfall back.
01:27:02.000 I feel like there's too much going on.
01:27:04.000 There's too many people communicating too freely all over the world and improving upon the methods of communication.
01:27:11.000 And they're going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to hide a goddamn thing.
01:27:14.000 And you're not going to be able to make money off of...
01:27:17.000 You're not going to be able to profit off doing something that directly damages the earth because everyone's going to see it.
01:27:22.000 It's going to be something that your neighbors know about.
01:27:25.000 It's going to be something that I... We're going to know what each other are getting away with.
01:27:28.000 But don't you think you end up with a gas land kind of story where you can...
01:27:32.000 Push a story, and maybe you twist 15% of the data to make your point a little harder.
01:27:38.000 And somebody else, based on that 15 or 20% that you're making up, debunk the whole thing and say it's all crap.
01:27:45.000 And there's that part of the flow of information is that there's so much of it that for every single thing you hear that seems to prove things going one way, you have people who seem pretty credible, who give you good evidence to argue the exact opposite things, and it leaves a ton of human beings feeling like,
01:28:01.000 What the fuck?
01:28:02.000 I don't know which one of them to believe.
01:28:04.000 This one sounds good.
01:28:05.000 This one also makes sense.
01:28:06.000 Well, I feel like we're either going to go one way or the other.
01:28:09.000 We're either going to go slide into complete total dictatorship brought out by a series of terrorist events, or we're going to slide into the next level of evolution.
01:28:18.000 I think it's a battle right now.
01:28:19.000 What is that quote from Orson Welles?
01:28:21.000 History is...
01:28:24.000 God damn it.
01:28:27.000 I forget the quote.
01:28:28.000 Amazing quote by Orson Welles, but essentially, to paraphrase it, what it was saying is that there's a race going on between people who are looking to improve the human race and people that are stuck in the old paradigm that are constantly battle between education and...
01:28:46.000 Damn it, I hate when I don't remember a great quote that I think I have at my fingertips.
01:28:50.000 You need a quote board here up on the walls.
01:28:52.000 History, Orson Welles.
01:28:54.000 Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
01:28:58.000 There it is.
01:28:59.000 And that's exactly what it is.
01:29:01.000 I mean, that's exactly what we're talking about.
01:29:02.000 I feel like the way things are going, when you hear people like the NSA folks say that, you know, the angry that a guy like Edward Snowden released all the data and he's a traitor and, you know, all this...
01:29:16.000 Craziness where you're trying to convince us that this guy is bad because he told us that you're bad.
01:29:21.000 See, why can I always see the dark side?
01:29:24.000 I want to come with you guys into the light.
01:29:25.000 I really do.
01:29:26.000 But see, all I see happening is another 9-11 attack and then the people in the NSA going, guess what allowed that one?
01:29:33.000 That was the stuff Edward Snowden told you.
01:29:35.000 Now see?
01:29:35.000 Now don't you learn.
01:29:36.000 Trust us next time and you won't have another one of these.
01:29:39.000 I just, you know, I mean, I think things could break in the right way, but I think...
01:29:45.000 History shows that they're stacked up against us.
01:29:49.000 And so I think if you take this attitude that, hey, things could break the right way, you are not girding yourself up for the fight that you're facing.
01:29:57.000 And this gets back to what we talked about when you talked about fights.
01:29:59.000 If you think, oh, that George Foreman I'm about to fight, ah, he's got openings.
01:30:03.000 I watched him in tape.
01:30:05.000 His left is slow.
01:30:06.000 I'll get in on that.
01:30:06.000 And then you don't account for the right.
01:30:09.000 And you get in there and you go, oh, damn, I forgot about that.
01:30:11.000 I think you need to gird yourself and say, history shows that there's always a small group of people, you know, who have a little bit of the ear of the powerful or who have a little bit more money or what have you, and they're extremely formidable.
01:30:25.000 There's never going to be like, we all get this consciousness expansion and Dick Cheney's never getting anywhere near government again.
01:30:30.000 The truth is, we're playing Blackhawk down, and Dick Cheney's busy, you know, buying up corporations.
01:30:36.000 I think this is a monumental struggle that's going to require...
01:30:42.000 You know, what's missing, and I've always said this is, We don't have any leaders.
01:30:46.000 I mean, in other generations, you can name people.
01:30:49.000 You can Wikipedia and search people that were out in the forefront bringing groups of people into directions.
01:30:54.000 I feel like we're a very directionless group.
01:30:57.000 Except for Putin.
01:30:58.000 Dan Carlin for president.
01:31:00.000 And that's what you want.
01:31:01.000 That's when you really see how limited a person I am.
01:31:04.000 I'm already at the height of my game.
01:31:06.000 I don't get any better than this.
01:31:07.000 So you put me up to president and it's all over.
01:31:09.000 Then the reviews on iTunes will be horrible.
01:31:12.000 A guy like Putin is like one of the last real leaders.
01:31:15.000 And a leader in a very gangster-ish sort of a way.
01:31:19.000 He's old school.
01:31:20.000 As old school as it gets.
01:31:22.000 Yeah, I mean, the guy was the president and they say you can't be president anymore.
01:31:24.000 He goes, alright, I'll be the prime minister.
01:31:26.000 This guy's the president now, fuckheads.
01:31:28.000 Oh, look, I'm the president again.
01:31:30.000 He is kind of showing a blueprint for how you take a new democracy and just kind of...
01:31:35.000 And the people wanted a democracy, and you just kind of convince them that the way you're doing it is better.
01:31:40.000 And you interview these people in the street, they go, oh, Russia really needs a strong man.
01:31:43.000 Really?
01:31:44.000 When did you get convinced of that?
01:31:45.000 Where's your awareness raising level and everything?
01:31:49.000 Just to play devil's advocate for what you said earlier, when you were talking earlier about you see it going in a bad direction, we were just talking at the beginning of this conversation about how fucked up things were just a few hundred years ago, like how much worse things were 500 years ago.
01:32:06.000 Is that really correct?
01:32:08.000 Were they really that much worse?
01:32:10.000 And if that's true, then isn't there some sort of a marked improvement in society and the safety in society that we can demonstrate today?
01:32:17.000 Well, the fracking situation was better back then.
01:32:20.000 Yeah, the water was all clean.
01:32:21.000 No, it was.
01:32:22.000 Different things were messing up the water back then.
01:32:25.000 People shit in their water, right?
01:32:26.000 That's right.
01:32:26.000 And bodies.
01:32:27.000 They toss bodies in there.
01:32:28.000 Yeah, I mean, there's always been people doing stupid shit to the ground.
01:32:32.000 Because they had short-term interest at stake.
01:32:34.000 Exactly.
01:32:34.000 That's a very good point, that point that you had about people looking at it.
01:32:38.000 And also, back in the day, up until recently, you didn't really live long enough to see the hustle.
01:32:45.000 If you were lucky, you lived to be 30-ish.
01:32:48.000 A good 50% of your friends were probably dead by then.
01:32:52.000 And then, you know, the guys that would leave to be 60, those rare birds that would be hanging around philosophizing in square, they were so rare.
01:32:59.000 We really didn't get that many of them.
01:33:00.000 So when you got a guy like Socrates that dropped all this crazy knowledge, like, yeah, that guy had been around a long time.
01:33:06.000 He made it through, wrote some shit down, he figured it out.
01:33:08.000 Most people, not going to get there.
01:33:10.000 Most 25-year-olds today are half-retarded.
01:33:13.000 Try having a conversation with the average 25-year-old.
01:33:16.000 Don't worry, their awareness is going to compensate for that.
01:33:19.000 And believe you me, I know that a lot of you out there that are 25 are way fucking smarter than me.
01:33:23.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:33:24.000 I'm not saying it's you, but you know those other dudes.
01:33:27.000 Joe, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
01:33:30.000 That's the proverb that applies to this whole short-term thing.
01:33:33.000 If you think I might not...
01:33:34.000 I cannot even be alive to profit off this stuff.
01:33:35.000 But I can profit off it today.
01:33:37.000 What are you going to do?
01:33:38.000 No doubt.
01:33:39.000 But I mean back then, you're dealing with like a whole society that was sort of structured on people that never got old enough or never had exposure to enough data.
01:33:49.000 To sort of go, I don't think we should have a Caesar.
01:33:53.000 I don't think we should have this Colosseum.
01:33:55.000 This whole Lions versus Christians thing, this is kind of fucked, man.
01:33:59.000 Let's not do that.
01:34:00.000 But that's why Dawson Welles' quote was so cool, because that's exactly what it is.
01:34:04.000 The ugly side is insanely strong and in some way getting strong.
01:34:08.000 The potential for optimism, that's also happening.
01:34:13.000 And it's one of those races where you're like, hmm, that's an interesting one.
01:34:16.000 You can put the accent on either one.
01:34:18.000 The reality is that they are both real.
01:34:20.000 Isn't that sort of what we were also talking about competition earlier?
01:34:23.000 That the yin and the yang, it's almost like you need opposing forces.
01:34:26.000 You need a pull and a push.
01:34:28.000 You need something in order to motivate change.
01:34:33.000 Almost the idea is that in order for society to get great or get better, it has to go through stupid shit.
01:34:41.000 And if it doesn't go through stupid shit, it never gets anywhere.
01:34:43.000 That's why I'm curious for...
01:34:45.000 I had a question for Dan on that, because I don't disagree with your view.
01:34:49.000 I mean, there's a lot of...
01:34:50.000 You're allowed to.
01:34:51.000 I'm okay with that.
01:34:51.000 Don't worry.
01:34:52.000 Everybody else does.
01:34:54.000 No, actually, most days that's exactly how I feel.
01:34:57.000 And even the days that I don't, I still feel that there's a lot of it that's true.
01:35:00.000 So the point to me is, how do you turn that awareness that you're stuck up against something, you know, you're an ant trying to attack a tank, you know, the odds of what you can do, not even as any single individual, but even at mass level.
01:35:16.000 I feel sometimes so limited.
01:35:18.000 And how do you wake up in the morning?
01:35:21.000 You know, how do you deal with the fact that you have kids?
01:35:23.000 There's a lot of beaten off, drinks whiskey, powers down, double espresso shots.
01:35:28.000 Some of that is true.
01:35:31.000 I actually talk about this on our political show because when you feel the most upset about things and the most powerless, you start to wonder about the wisdom of caring about this stuff.
01:35:42.000 And you look at people who don't.
01:35:44.000 I mean, I think we all know people who don't pay any attention to politics, who don't watch the news, whose life is a very, you know, it's my kids, it's my wife, it's my job.
01:35:53.000 And there are times when I question the wisdom of caring about things you cannot change.
01:35:59.000 Right.
01:35:59.000 Then someone else will say, well, with that kind of attitude, you can be guaranteed you won't change it.
01:36:03.000 Yes, but there are some forces at work that if you alone have to do it, it is an ant against a tank.
01:36:10.000 And at some point you look and you go, okay, it's me and Rogan and Daniele, and that's not enough.
01:36:16.000 I might as well do what I can.
01:36:18.000 In the 1960s, they used to say, you know, look at the man in the mirror, take care of yourself first.
01:36:23.000 Sometimes that's all you can control.
01:36:25.000 But if that's the way you look at it, you're letting the...
01:36:28.000 I'm using him as my Darth Vader figure for everything today.
01:36:32.000 But I mean, then you let them win.
01:36:34.000 Could you imagine if you got Dick Cheney high on mushrooms?
01:36:37.000 I'm not sure that he wasn't the whole time.
01:36:40.000 He would never have that sort of...
01:36:42.000 You thought he shot that friend of his just totally sober and straight?
01:36:46.000 Oh, he's drunk.
01:36:47.000 Okay, well...
01:36:48.000 Well, he was clearly...
01:36:49.000 Not only was he drunk and clearly drinking, but he avoided the police for like 13 or 14 hours.
01:36:55.000 You think there weren't Secret Service guys there, too?
01:36:57.000 How do you not tell him to put the gun down, point it toward the ground?
01:37:01.000 Well, that's how you know what a real gangster is.
01:37:03.000 He shot his friend in the face and his friend apologized.
01:37:05.000 Yeah.
01:37:06.000 That is actually very good.
01:37:08.000 His friend was like, I'm really sorry.
01:37:10.000 Dick's a great guy.
01:37:11.000 I didn't mean to cause you all this trouble with the media, Mr. Cheney.
01:37:14.000 I shouldn't have my face in the path of your bullet.
01:37:17.000 I'll try to make out.
01:37:18.000 I'm very bird-like in my movements.
01:37:20.000 I'm tricky.
01:37:22.000 I think like a bird sometimes when I'm hunting birds and he probably tuned into that vibe.
01:37:27.000 Just shot me in my fucking face.
01:37:28.000 There have been times that I've been just carrying the weapon quite wrong.
01:37:32.000 Where's the Secret Service to take credit for that?
01:37:35.000 Why didn't they say they accidentally shot the dude?
01:37:37.000 Why the fuck did you tell the truth?
01:37:38.000 If they're willing to take a bullet for somebody...
01:37:40.000 How did the guy not say he accidentally shot himself?
01:37:43.000 But nothing happened, right?
01:37:45.000 So it doesn't matter.
01:37:46.000 A little bit of birdshot in the face.
01:37:49.000 Birdshot is very small, people.
01:37:51.000 I'm not saying try...
01:37:52.000 Try a wad in the face.
01:37:53.000 You know, you've got a few mannequins here that we could conduct some experiments on.
01:37:57.000 You know, how does that alien thing handle the bird shot?
01:37:57.000 Yeah.
01:37:59.000 Well, there's a reason why it's so small.
01:38:01.000 When you're shooting something like a pheasant, you can't really shoot it with a fucking 12-gauge.
01:38:04.000 It'll blow a hole through the bird.
01:38:05.000 Screws the meal up, too, later.
01:38:07.000 Yeah, it's useless.
01:38:08.000 It's filled with little pellets.
01:38:10.000 The fucking half the thing is blown apart.
01:38:12.000 So you gotta have, like, a little...
01:38:14.000 So that's what the old guy got hit with.
01:38:16.000 Just a little baby bird shot in the face.
01:38:18.000 No biggie.
01:38:19.000 Tough it out.
01:38:20.000 Now Dick's got a new heart.
01:38:21.000 Isn't that hilarious?
01:38:23.000 Imagine if he had a new heart and then they put it in and he just started fucking feeling really regretful for everything and started writing books.
01:38:29.000 Did you hear the line he said?
01:38:31.000 And I didn't read the story.
01:38:32.000 Sometimes I just read headlines so you just have to ignore me on this.
01:38:35.000 But do you remember that story about Dick Cheney where he said he feared having his heart hacked or whatever?
01:38:39.000 Yeah.
01:38:40.000 Of course he did.
01:38:41.000 Because you knew what he would have done in the same situation.
01:38:43.000 Absolutely.
01:38:44.000 I'm hacking Joe Rogan's heart right now.
01:38:46.000 Which leads me to believe you and I had exchanged a couple tweets and emails regarding this Michael Hastings thing.
01:38:53.000 How fascinating that whole story was.
01:38:56.000 Michael Hastings, the journalist who was very aggressive towards members of the military.
01:39:02.000 He was aggressive towards everybody.
01:39:04.000 Yes, very aggressive.
01:39:06.000 And aggressive towards, like, these guys who are fucking...
01:39:09.000 Killers on a global scale.
01:39:11.000 When you get to be a four star general or what have you, you're fucking real good at killing people.
01:39:17.000 There's no other way around it.
01:39:18.000 No other way to get there.
01:39:19.000 And this guy was being aggressive towards them.
01:39:22.000 Have you changed your mind?
01:39:23.000 Have you altered your view on that at all?
01:39:25.000 I have zero opinion.
01:39:26.000 I've also read that...
01:39:45.000 A lot of people believe that he was unstable, and a lot of people believe that he might have been doing drugs.
01:39:50.000 That's possible, too.
01:39:51.000 I mean, the kind of guy who is so risk-taking that he's willing to go after generals, that kind of guy might do a lot of wild shit.
01:39:58.000 I think it's possible, though, that they can do that to a car.
01:40:02.000 I think that's what I've gained from this.
01:40:04.000 What I've gained from this is by reading the experts, the technology experts, the people that have no vested interest in this politically one way or the other, weren't a Hastings fan or denier, The people that looked at the possibilities for what you can do with a remote-controlled system in a car now,
01:40:20.000 and they can do it.
01:40:21.000 They can make your car do things.
01:40:24.000 People that were formerly in the CIA have come out about it and said that they believe that the technology exists.
01:40:32.000 It makes sense.
01:40:33.000 And even before it existed, remember the guy who had done all the exposing of the CIA crack cocaine epidemic, like basically accusing the CIA of having help Latin American drug lords who happened to be their friends?
01:40:45.000 Which guy is this?
01:40:46.000 Barry Seal?
01:40:47.000 You know, I can't fucking remember the name.
01:40:48.000 I just remember that he was, he owns the record for having, quote-unquote, killed himself by shooting himself with a shotgun, so far nothing strange, twice.
01:40:58.000 Which seems a bit complicated to pull off.
01:41:00.000 The most interesting thing about the Hastings thing to me now, because I'm with you, I don't know what you could figure out from Hastings based on what we know.
01:41:08.000 I was fascinated, and this gets to your new media thing, all the information out there, and it also gets to yours, Daniele, about...
01:41:16.000 False information or muddying the waters.
01:41:18.000 Do you realize how much of what circulated the globe about this Hastings thing came from that one source, that part-time contributor to that local news station in San Diego, that Kim Dvorak woman?
01:41:34.000 She's the one who said things like, well, there was no body in the coffin and everyone was upset with that.
01:41:38.000 Well, that turned out to be totally false, but oh my lord, did we all share that?
01:41:42.000 Did everybody hear that?
01:41:43.000 Most people not ever hear the retracted.
01:41:46.000 One person saying something that was not true created so much of the foundation for where we all started.
01:41:53.000 Because that's when I freaked out.
01:41:54.000 I said, wait a minute.
01:41:55.000 The coroner didn't give the body back and cremated it without permission.
01:41:59.000 If you've ever dealt with coroners, that's just not kosher.
01:42:02.000 And that turned out to be not true at all.
01:42:04.000 And I don't think she ever retracted it.
01:42:06.000 But in the old days, they used to make us confirm sources twice.
01:42:10.000 She's in the position where she's supposed to be confirming sources twice.
01:42:14.000 She says that the San Diego news station runs it multiple times, and then we all retweet it and share it, and it becomes part of the urban legend almost.
01:42:24.000 But that a single strand, one person, was able to do that with the global sharing and everything, That to me is as fascinating as the Hastings thing.
01:42:33.000 I agree.
01:42:33.000 I think it's just as fascinating.
01:42:35.000 And the real desire to know one way or another is just a natural part of human curiosity.
01:42:42.000 We want to know.
01:42:42.000 Did someone assassinate this guy?
01:42:45.000 Or did he go wacky and drive 100 miles an hour into a tree?
01:42:48.000 Both are possible.
01:42:49.000 The reality is I don't know.
01:42:51.000 And so, you know, I say, when you say, did I change my opinion?
01:42:55.000 I don't have an opinion.
01:42:56.000 When I first looked at it, I said, wow, that looks like that.
01:42:58.000 But I wouldn't be betting on it, you know?
01:43:00.000 A lot of weird shit happens just naturally.
01:43:04.000 Yeah, but there's another element, Joe.
01:43:05.000 And the element is an us-versus-them kind of thing.
01:43:08.000 I mean, we felt, people like yours truly, anyway, felt like Hastings was on our side of the fence, right?
01:43:12.000 He's reporting on stuff that we're going, thank goodness, finally somebody's doing this, right?
01:43:17.000 And then all of a sudden he's gone.
01:43:19.000 And in a weird situation, I mean, I think the tendency is to say, one of our guys got it in the neck, and he got it in the neck for doing something that we've been waiting for someone to do.
01:43:27.000 And what does this say to the other people out there we would hope would...
01:43:30.000 So, I mean, I don't want to say teams, but there's a part of me that says, to me, I don't know if I would have liked the guy on a personal level, but he was on my side.
01:43:38.000 And I feel like...
01:43:40.000 God, the powers that be have everybody on their side.
01:43:42.000 I mean, there was a feeling like, please tell me that somebody working for the good of all of us didn't get knocked off.
01:43:48.000 I don't think he did, but there's certainly that feeling where you just go, what sort of a message does this send to other would-be Michael Hastings?
01:43:55.000 You don't think he did, but would you be surprised if you found out he did?
01:43:58.000 If you found out he got knocked out?
01:44:00.000 I wouldn't be surprised.
01:44:01.000 There's a book called Poisoning the Press concerning a reporter who was the Michael Hastings of his day, but a thousand times bigger, named Jack Anderson from the early 70s.
01:44:09.000 And Anderson actually had the Nixon administration officials, Haldeman, Ehrlichman, those guys, talking about potentially killing him.
01:44:19.000 A guy whose show I was on several times, G. Gordon Liddy.
01:44:22.000 Liddy was volunteering to kill him.
01:44:25.000 They were going to run him over with a car.
01:44:27.000 Now, I always think to myself, okay, so the plot never happened, but they were discussing it at the highest levels of government, and that's what makes you go, maybe this Hastings thing isn't that far off the wall.
01:44:38.000 I mean...
01:44:39.000 I don't think it's far off the wall at all.
01:44:40.000 I just don't know what happened.
01:44:42.000 No, me either.
01:44:43.000 And I tend to go with the safer answer, when in doubt.
01:44:43.000 Not at all.
01:44:46.000 Sure.
01:44:47.000 I mean, that's a nice way of not looking stupid, too.
01:44:49.000 Which is, of course, my goal in life, right?
01:44:52.000 Too late, exactly.
01:44:52.000 It's too late for me.
01:44:53.000 Me too.
01:44:54.000 So I just dive right into the stupid side all the time and go, hmm, what if?
01:44:58.000 Because the what if is always there.
01:44:59.000 Let's hope they're grading us on a curve.
01:45:01.000 Well, that's the unfortunate reality of history, isn't it?
01:45:04.000 That if you really do pay attention, you go, wow, they've done it before.
01:45:08.000 Well, there's been, you know, people have conspired.
01:45:11.000 They've gotten away with it.
01:45:12.000 They did false flags.
01:45:12.000 They did.
01:45:14.000 They lied to get us into wars.
01:45:15.000 They lied about certain actions that were going on.
01:45:18.000 They assassinated people and lied about that and then got caught.
01:45:21.000 They had a short-term incentive.
01:45:23.000 Same thing?
01:45:23.000 Yes.
01:45:24.000 Always has been.
01:45:24.000 Always...
01:45:25.000 The thing that's weird is, though, when people are doing the exact opposite of what we're doing right now, which is, you know, it could have gone this way.
01:45:32.000 It could have also realistically gone this way.
01:45:34.000 I don't have the evidence either way.
01:45:37.000 And people bet their lives one way or another.
01:45:40.000 They're like, I know that this is what happened and there's this conspiracy.
01:45:43.000 No, you're totally full of shit.
01:45:45.000 It could never happen.
01:45:46.000 And it's like, how the fuck do you know?
01:45:47.000 I got out of an argument online the other day on my message board about the JFK assassination.
01:45:53.000 I get to that when I just go, okay, I'm good.
01:45:56.000 I gotta step away.
01:45:57.000 I know too much about the JFK assassination.
01:45:59.000 I've studied it for far too long.
01:46:00.000 And it drives me absolutely fucking bonkers when I see people that are 100% convinced that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
01:46:09.000 I'm like...
01:46:10.000 I don't know if Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, but guess what, fuckface?
01:46:14.000 You don't either.
01:46:15.000 And the reality of the evidence is not that cut and dry.
01:46:21.000 The Warren Commission itself was a massive contradiction.
01:46:24.000 It was clearly designed to achieve a predetermined conclusion, and they ignored all evidence that went contrary to that predetermined conclusion.
01:46:34.000 And that conclusion was there was a single shooter.
01:46:36.000 Are we gonna go into this?
01:46:37.000 Are you opening this topic for discussion?
01:46:39.000 No, I'm not.
01:46:40.000 I'm not.
01:46:40.000 Your message board will love this.
01:46:42.000 My point is that when I see people argue, I don't know if he acted alone.
01:46:46.000 He might have acted alone.
01:46:47.000 I leave that open.
01:46:48.000 But when you see that stupid bullet that supposedly went through both of their bodies and shattered bone and came out looking all pretty and beautiful, you're like, get the fuck out of here.
01:46:57.000 Well, that just showed up on Governor Connolly's gurney at the hospital.
01:47:02.000 It just magically was there.
01:47:03.000 In perfect shape and just happen to be from the same rifle that you're attributing to the guy who's dead now who got shot by a fucking mob man.
01:47:10.000 Right.
01:47:11.000 Come on.
01:47:12.000 Now I have to jump in.
01:47:13.000 I changed my mind on this subject.
01:47:13.000 It stinks.
01:47:15.000 Look at that bullet.
01:47:16.000 Look at that bullet, Dan Carlin.
01:47:17.000 I've seen the magic bullet.
01:47:19.000 And you know what's funny is that I don't dispute any of those things.
01:47:23.000 What if the government had a really good reason that you would have approved of to cover it up?
01:47:30.000 And we're doing a podcast on the First World War right now.
01:47:34.000 And Kennedy was famous for having given The Guns of August, the book that's about the lead into World War I and how nations were kind of sucked into something they didn't want to do based on an assassination of a world leader sitting in an open car next to his wife, by the way.
01:47:47.000 And...
01:47:48.000 If you're Lyndon Johnson, and you're the people around Kennedy, and it's a year after the Cuban Missile Crisis, right?
01:47:55.000 You almost have World War III a year ago, and a guy kills a young, popular president in front of his wife, who's, you know, in there in the Chanel clothes with the blood and brains all on her, and his children are orphaned, and you're mad as hell.
01:48:07.000 And the guy's tied to communism like nothing.
01:48:11.000 I mean, he's fair play for Cuba Committee.
01:48:13.000 He's one of the few people who defected to the Soviet Union.
01:48:15.000 He's one of the very few that came back.
01:48:17.000 Would you maybe be worried that the American people would be so angry and so ready to somehow punish the communists who may have even been behind this attack?
01:48:28.000 I mean, you can create a scenario where it might have been a national security interest To, as much as you can, disassociate Cuba, communism, and the Soviet Union from the assassination of the president, because even if it didn't happen, can you see the Republicans and the administration back then going,
01:48:43.000 we need to do it!
01:48:44.000 You can't let them get away with potentially shooting our president!
01:48:46.000 Let's invade Cuba!
01:48:47.000 I'm a little confused.
01:48:49.000 Are you implying that you think that they made it look like Lee Harvey Oswald didn't do it?
01:48:55.000 Because if he did do it, then that's communism killing the president.
01:48:58.000 No, I think what most of us, when I was on the side saying that I think there was a conspiracy, is you point to all the obvious things the government hid.
01:49:06.000 And that, to me, is always a red herring, right?
01:49:08.000 You say, well, they hid the magic bullet, couldn't have been this and that.
01:49:10.000 And then you start to think...
01:49:12.000 Well, would there have been a good reason for a government cover-up?
01:49:15.000 Well, the first good reason is because they did it, right?
01:49:17.000 So you go, well, those bastards.
01:49:18.000 Could there be a reason where you would sit there and go, oh, no, I understand why you did that.
01:49:23.000 You did that to prevent a greater evil.
01:49:25.000 And I'm not saying that that's the case, but once you sit back and do that, you go, there could be multiple reasons.
01:49:30.000 So you're saying they would blame it on Lee Harvey Oswald instead of blaming it on the Cubans?
01:49:34.000 No, I think they might try to obscure the idea that this was something involving communist Cubans.
01:49:41.000 And I think, can you imagine if Oswald had actually had to take the stand someday and testify about this?
01:49:50.000 This may have been the thing where the government said, listen, this is just one guy who did this, but it's going to open up a whole can of worms with the political opposition.
01:49:58.000 I mean, remember, there were posters of John F. Kennedy saying, wanted for treason in Dallas the day he was killed that the right-wingers down there had pushed.
01:50:07.000 What do you think they would say if Lee Harvey Oswald is tied to communism so closely a year after we just avoided World War III? That's a really stoned idea.
01:50:18.000 I think you must have been hitting the bong hardcore and you decided that the real conspiracy...
01:50:23.000 I look at things from multiple angles, baby!
01:50:25.000 Hey, you may be right.
01:50:26.000 I'm not asserting that.
01:50:28.000 I'm saying it's a possibility.
01:50:29.000 You've got to throw it into the mix.
01:50:30.000 You do.
01:50:31.000 You're going to play the game where you throw all the Jack Ruby had a direct connection to the mob.
01:50:37.000 The mob had a direct connection to Cuba.
01:50:39.000 Those three things are...
01:50:40.000 That's a fact.
01:50:41.000 Those are facts.
01:50:42.000 And so Jack Ruby was assigned to go kill Lee Harvey Oswald in front of the police, thus sacrificing his own freedom to do so.
01:50:49.000 He knew he was doing it while he was doing it.
01:50:51.000 It was a total suicide bombing.
01:50:54.000 That alone is a direct connection to Cuba.
01:50:57.000 Yeah, I'm old for...
01:50:58.000 What is that noise?
01:50:59.000 I'm hearing it too.
01:51:01.000 Someone's car alarm.
01:51:02.000 I'm just glad your studio is not a whole lot better than mine at stopping noise.
01:51:07.000 There has to be something like a car alarm for us to hear, but how fucking dumb are car alarms?
01:51:11.000 Nobody goes out and looks.
01:51:13.000 When they were first made, people were like, this is it, there's going to be no more theft.
01:51:16.000 They're going to hear this alarm, and everyone's going to run out with a gun.
01:51:19.000 Nobody fucking pays any attention to car alarms anymore.
01:51:22.000 They yell out, shut it off!
01:51:24.000 Like if you're in an apartment building and it's going out, people open up their window and yell out, shut it off.
01:51:29.000 That's all.
01:51:29.000 They don't yell out, someone's breaking into your car!
01:51:34.000 They don't believe in it.
01:51:36.000 They've cried wolf too many fucking times.
01:51:38.000 It doesn't work.
01:51:40.000 I agree with what you're saying, though, because I'm all for thinking from multiple directions, but I stick with Joe's theory about the bong on that day.
01:51:49.000 No, I agree.
01:51:49.000 What I don't understand is the...
01:51:53.000 What Joe was saying is an objection, the idea that if you're trying to avoid the communist connection, to avoid World War III, why in the world, then, would you want everybody to know that the guy responsible is a guy who has communist connection?
01:52:07.000 You know what I mean?
01:52:08.000 Well, I think you're stuck with that.
01:52:09.000 I mean, you know, if they capture Oswald and they arrest him, you're stuck.
01:52:13.000 The trial, if there's going to be a trial, is going to bring all this out.
01:52:17.000 And imagine, that trial would have taken a It would have been on TV. The people are just going to fume.
01:52:24.000 You know, the communist thing is going to be brought up by the prosecution.
01:52:26.000 You know, I guess what I'm trying to say is, I try to figure out, we always assume that when government covers up, it's to hide something from us we'll be angry about.
01:52:35.000 Are there ever occasions where they cover something up because we would want to if we were in the same position for the good of things?
01:52:42.000 Are there ever times when government covers stuff up for a good reason?
01:52:45.000 I don't think they're smart enough to do that.
01:52:47.000 I really don't.
01:52:49.000 Well, you might be right.
01:52:50.000 I don't know.
01:52:50.000 I think that this Lee Harvey Oswald case, what it may very well be, is one of the best examples possible that we're living in a simulation.
01:52:56.000 Yes!
01:52:57.000 Because it's so theatrical.
01:52:59.000 Nick Bostrom's idea, yeah.
01:53:00.000 It's so theatrical.
01:53:02.000 I don't know how many people have had that idea, but a lot of really legit guys.
01:53:05.000 Oh, physicists.
01:53:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:53:07.000 They actually have a mathematical formula that says it's more possible than not.
01:53:12.000 Yeah.
01:53:12.000 That we are.
01:53:13.000 Isn't that weird?
01:53:14.000 Well, if you just look at the progression of technology and you think, like, where is it eventually going to go 1,000 years from now, 10,000 years from now, it's inevitable.
01:53:22.000 If we don't blow ourselves up, we're going to be able to recreate reality and it will be completely...
01:53:27.000 It's an ant farm.
01:53:28.000 But here's the way you know it.
01:53:30.000 We already play games on our computers that are really, really primitive versions of that already.
01:53:36.000 Yeah.
01:53:36.000 If somebody came out and said, hey, we've got the brand new version of Civ, and this time you'll have real people!
01:53:42.000 I mean, you'd be like, how much is that?
01:53:44.000 I'm on that right now.
01:53:46.000 That's why it leaves that opening.
01:53:48.000 If that was real, where would it be?
01:53:50.000 And if it was here already, would we know?
01:53:53.000 If you were going to make it indiscernible, how do you not know it's not already there?
01:53:57.000 And then there's things that are just so dramatic and so ridiculous, like the Kennedy assassination.
01:54:02.000 It's so...
01:54:03.000 Such a perfect piece of theater.
01:54:05.000 The way it ties up so loosely and leaves you with a bunch of confusing facts.
01:54:09.000 And how about the fact that within the decade after the assassination, more than a hundred witnesses to the crime are dead.
01:54:16.000 Like, some of them died.
01:54:18.000 They were murdered.
01:54:19.000 People died in car accidents and strange diseases and they were poisoned.
01:54:25.000 I mean, the odds are staggering that that would happen.
01:54:29.000 That a hundred people who saw the assassination would die.
01:54:32.000 Okay, but you just said you don't think the government's smart enough to do this, that, and that.
01:54:35.000 They're smart enough to murder people.
01:54:36.000 That's pretty easy to do.
01:54:38.000 I think if you're going to defend government competency, you've got to go one way or the other.
01:54:43.000 Either they're really competent or they're really incompetent.
01:54:45.000 I could go with either one of those.
01:54:46.000 But that's just tying up loose ends.
01:54:47.000 I don't think that requires an extreme amount of intelligence.
01:54:50.000 I think the average person knows that if someone out there knows something that they shouldn't know, Or they can contribute to some sort of a case that you believe might be coming down and eventually put people that you know in jail, the people that are hiring you in jail.
01:55:02.000 If there's some way to stop that data from being shared, that's how you cut it off.
01:55:06.000 You cut it off by killing the people that were witnesses.
01:55:08.000 There are a lot of people they should have still killed then that they didn't get.
01:55:11.000 Is that true?
01:55:12.000 Because they killed a hundred.
01:55:14.000 They killed a hundred people?
01:55:16.000 Let's assume that they actually did it.
01:55:17.000 More than a hundred witnesses were dead within a decade.
01:55:20.000 Well, you should have gotten some of those guys writing those books that sold so many copies.
01:55:24.000 Just get them early.
01:55:26.000 Yeah, I mean, and by the way, just in the sense of the interest of fairness, there have been arguments against this.
01:55:32.000 Gerald Posner and Bugliosi both wrote good books on the other side of that.
01:55:37.000 Yeah, but not that good.
01:55:39.000 Those books were not that good.
01:55:40.000 You didn't like books?
01:55:41.000 I thought they did not leave open the possibility.
01:55:44.000 First of all, they did not leave open the possibility for conspiracy.
01:55:47.000 And the reality is, you do not know.
01:55:49.000 To call it case closed is nonsense.
01:55:51.000 If you weren't there, if you didn't see it happen, if you weren't a part of it, I think you're guessing.
01:55:56.000 I think you're doing a lot of guessing.
01:55:57.000 But that's always the case.
01:55:59.000 Yeah, but if you're guessing, you can't say case closed.
01:56:02.000 You're full of shit.
01:56:03.000 Okay, I see that point.
01:56:04.000 I can see the calling it case.
01:56:06.000 The way those books were directed were very clearly directed in a presupposed idea that Lee Harvey Oswald acted well.
01:56:14.000 Well, they were written, and this is the thing I always try to tell people, is that don't read those books.
01:56:18.000 If you don't know about the Kennedy society, don't, because they're not directed at you.
01:56:21.000 They're directed at people who already know a time.
01:56:24.000 It was one of the few books I'd ever read where they didn't footnote stuff.
01:56:27.000 They said, you know, you remember this book, and they addressed other people's books without telling you about them.
01:56:32.000 So you had to just, they figured you read all that stuff already that they could address.
01:56:37.000 Bull Yossi is such a good prosecutor, though.
01:56:39.000 He told me on the phone, he said, it would have been a slam dunk convicting Oswald.
01:56:44.000 That doesn't mean anything.
01:56:45.000 No, it does.
01:56:46.000 If you're saying, does that mean he could?
01:56:47.000 Absolutely not.
01:56:48.000 See, he's thinking about it as a person trying to win a game.
01:56:51.000 He's not thinking about it as a person trying to find the truth.
01:56:53.000 The reality of the truth is he doesn't know.
01:56:55.000 I don't know, you don't know.
01:56:56.000 That's true.
01:56:57.000 The only people that know are the people that were there that played a part in that murder or didn't.
01:57:01.000 Whether it's Lee Harvey Oswald and other conspirators or the other conspirators and Lee Harvey Oswald being the patsy that he claims he was.
01:57:08.000 Whatever the combination of things were, whatever number was correct, those are the people that know.
01:57:12.000 Everyone else, there's a giant amount of guessing.
01:57:15.000 And to pretend there's not a giant amount of guessing means you're an asshole.
01:57:18.000 If you're pretending that you've got it nailed, you're an asshole.
01:57:22.000 It's just a fact.
01:57:23.000 And so the people that are arguing it online, I mean, I'll argue it online as well, but the people that actually believe that they know for a fact one way or the other, it's not true.
01:57:31.000 And the magic bullet theory, there's a lot of problems with the way people describe it.
01:57:35.000 A lot of the trajectory, the angles of the bodies, wasn't nearly as magical, the path they were attributing to.
01:57:41.000 If you look at the fact that Kennedy was above him, that the seat was actually raised, and that Connolly was actually leaning and turning around, and the idea of their What's much more damning is Connelly's fucking testimony himself that he was not hit first and that when Kennedy was hit he turned around and he heard the gunshots and then he was hit afterwards.
01:57:59.000 His own testimony refutes the idea of the magic bullet far better than anything else.
01:58:04.000 When you see Connelly talk about the series of events and how it played out inside the limousine, he throws the magic bullet out the window.
01:58:11.000 The reason why they came up with the magic bullet theory in the first place is because there was a bullet that hit a curbstone underneath the overpass.
01:58:17.000 They had to attribute a bullet that Lee Harvey Oswald shot or someone from that direction of Lee Harvey Oswald shot to that bullet because that ricocheted and hit a man and the guy went to the hospital.
01:58:27.000 So because of that, then they had to come up with one bullet doing all this damage.
01:58:30.000 But it doesn't mean it's logical.
01:58:32.000 Ballistics are weird, though, Joe.
01:58:35.000 Bullets do weird things.
01:58:36.000 They do do weird things, but you know what they don't do?
01:58:37.000 And when you talk about witnesses in a car, remember, this is faster than the speed of sound.
01:58:42.000 The sound hits at a different time.
01:58:44.000 I mean, it's a little weird.
01:58:46.000 You're absolutely right.
01:58:47.000 However, if you look at the possibilities, is it possible that a bullet hit these two bodies and smashed bone, did very little damage, actually left more fragments inside the bullet than were missing from the bullet?
01:59:00.000 Is that possible?
01:59:01.000 I don't know.
01:59:02.000 I mean, you could have a freak bullet that had extra shit on it, and maybe they're attributing certain things.
01:59:07.000 Maybe it's poor science, and they're attributing certain things to being pieces of the bullet that weren't actually pieces of the bullet.
01:59:13.000 But the odds are that that was not a bullet that smashed bone.
01:59:17.000 If you've ever seen what a bullet looks like when it hits bone, it doesn't look like that.
01:59:22.000 Can it look like that?
01:59:23.000 Man, it may be under some really freaky circumstance, but that's the aberration.
01:59:28.000 That's not the norm.
01:59:29.000 The norm is a bullet distorts wildly when it hits bone.
01:59:33.000 That's part of what they're designed to do.
01:59:35.000 They're designed to break up inside the body and do more damage.
01:59:38.000 They're designed to hit things and spread out.
01:59:40.000 You know what Bugliosi's and Posner's books, though, did that I thought was fantastic?
01:59:44.000 And it goes back to that Kim Dvorak-Michael Hastings thing we talked about a minute ago.
01:59:48.000 They showed what a lot of the conspiracy writers deliberately left out of their work because it messed up their theories.
01:59:56.000 Right.
01:59:57.000 One of the big pieces of evidence that really kind of changes a lot of minds is the idea that Oswald took a shot at a general in the weeks before he shot president, or maybe allegedly shot president.
02:00:07.000 And when you realize he's out there trying to kill people already, it makes him look a lot less like a patsy and a lot more like a guy who was, God, I missed the general.
02:00:18.000 Hey, guess what?
02:00:19.000 President Kennedy's coming into motorcade, and I work in a building along the route.
02:00:23.000 I don't...
02:00:24.000 I guess I remember myself being upset with some of these conspiracy authors whose work I liked because they left this out.
02:00:31.000 And I remember thinking, well, that bastard left this out.
02:00:33.000 He knew that this was there, but it makes his theory look bad, and he left it out.
02:00:37.000 That's where I started to get real angry at people whose work you're reading because you want to believe it and trust it.
02:00:42.000 That's a very good point, and it is certainly possible.
02:00:44.000 But you know what?
02:00:45.000 It's also not an either-or.
02:00:47.000 I agree with that.
02:00:47.000 It's also possible that Lee Harvey Oswald acted in conjunction with some other people.
02:00:50.000 Absolutely.
02:00:51.000 There's a lot of variables.
02:00:52.000 Maybe many people wanted the president dead that day.
02:00:55.000 That's the real issue.
02:00:56.000 The real issue is, did the president at the time create enough enemies where there were a gang of people that wanted him dead?
02:01:03.000 And that is uncontroversial.
02:01:06.000 Right.
02:01:06.000 Do you think so?
02:01:07.000 Wait, now I'm not even going to say it.
02:01:08.000 Incontroversial.
02:01:08.000 Well, because here's the thing that I think Oliver Stone did a great job of distorting.
02:01:13.000 Was this idea that somehow President Kennedy had upset the military-industrial complex and all this, when in reality, the guy had just done the biggest peacetime military buildup in American history.
02:01:25.000 Remember, he campaigned on something called the Missile Gap.
02:01:28.000 So when he got the job, he increased military spending by a ton!
02:01:33.000 But he still wanted to get out of Vietnam.
02:01:35.000 He didn't really want to get out of Vietnam.
02:01:36.000 He was going to move assets to Laos and Cambodia.
02:01:39.000 I guess my point is that he was not an enemy of those very forces that Oliver Stone had him being the enemy of.
02:01:45.000 I see what you're saying.
02:01:46.000 He was a hawk.
02:01:48.000 But was it that black and white?
02:01:49.000 No, no, no, it was not that black and white.
02:01:52.000 And you don't know what other things they may have wanted that he was pushing back on.
02:01:56.000 See, we just don't know.
02:01:57.000 Well, you do know that he said he wanted to get rid of the Federal Reserve.
02:02:02.000 I don't know enough about that.
02:02:03.000 I can't comment intelligently on that.
02:02:05.000 I mean, I can't comment intelligently on almost everything I say, but it doesn't stop me.
02:02:10.000 Some of us stop at the membrane.
02:02:11.000 Some of us are more competitive.
02:02:13.000 JFK Federal Bank.
02:02:15.000 But I mean, that's the thing though, that when you...
02:02:17.000 What's funny about these arguments is when you see people who are...
02:02:22.000 Really good at pushing forward all the evidence, supporting their conclusion, and the stuff that doesn't fit with their conclusion, it's not there.
02:02:30.000 It's like, poop, I just forgot about it.
02:02:32.000 They do just the same thing that they accuse the government of doing, right?
02:02:35.000 Exactly.
02:02:35.000 Hiding and omissions and all that stuff.
02:02:37.000 And that's why you read one book and you're like, it looks really convincing and all the points they are making looks really good, and you're like...
02:02:42.000 Wait, why the hell did you leave this stuff out?
02:02:44.000 And when you find out they leave it out, you start to distrust them too.
02:02:47.000 Absolutely.
02:02:48.000 I don't trust the government or some of those conspiracy writers.
02:02:50.000 See, the idea the conspiracy theorists cite is this Executive Order 11110. And this was issued by Kennedy on June 4th of 1963. And this executive order delegated to the Secretary of the Treasury the President's authority to issue silver certificates under the Thomas Amendment of the Agricultural Adjustment Act as amended by the Gold Reserve Act.
02:03:14.000 And the order allowed the Secretary to issue silver certificates if any were needed during the transition period under President Kennedy's plan to eliminate silver certificates.
02:03:24.000 So the idea was that he was moving in on the institution known as the Federal Reserve, because the Federal Reserve, as most people realize, isn't really a federal kind of a thing at all.
02:03:38.000 It's not a part of the government.
02:03:40.000 Oh, look, it's the horn again.
02:03:42.000 Hopefully, the police are on their way to stop this dastardly person from stealing someone's pens and change...
02:03:50.000 You don't even have car radios you can steal anymore.
02:03:52.000 They're all integrated into the system.
02:03:54.000 If you're not going to steal a car, and if you do steal a car, good luck trying to fucking hide it.
02:03:58.000 Everybody's got a goddamn GPS in their car now.
02:04:00.000 You stupid fuck.
02:04:02.000 So the idea that they espouse is that this is the executive order that started at the beginning of the end.
02:04:12.000 I've also seen a lot of people say that they think Lyndon Johnson had something to do with having Kennedy killed.
02:04:15.000 Somebody just sent me that book.
02:04:17.000 I haven't looked at it yet, but the Lyndon Johnson killed Kennedy book or something.
02:04:22.000 Is it a new one that's out?
02:04:24.000 I had Jesse Ventura on my show a couple times, and now I get all those books without even asking.
02:04:33.000 Oh, you poor bastard.
02:04:34.000 Yeah, it's bad.
02:04:35.000 I did a show with the people that did his show.
02:04:38.000 And there was a couple of times where we had these sort of discussions about conspiracies.
02:04:45.000 And I'm like, they're all juicy and salacious, but the idea that if you look at too many things as being a conspiracy, you do a huge disservice to what might actually be a conspiracy.
02:04:57.000 Yeah, you're playing into the hands of the people.
02:04:59.000 Exactly.
02:04:59.000 Whether you realize it or not, I mean, to be like a crazy right-wing, radical, like the fire and brimstone sort of a guy, you play directly into the hands of the government.
02:05:09.000 Well, people slam me.
02:05:10.000 I'm getting this slam like I'm an anti-conspiracy person, and they're all saying, Dan Carlin.
02:05:14.000 Somebody even wrote a review on iTunes that said something like, he doesn't understand how the world works, and he's just giving you the pablum line.
02:05:20.000 Yeah, but there are conspiracies out there, but like you said, you do yourself a disservice when you buy all of them.
02:05:25.000 Dan Carlin, you've got to stop listening to critics.
02:05:26.000 I do.
02:05:27.000 You've got to stop listening to those internet comments.
02:05:28.000 Joe was telling me that before the show.
02:05:30.000 He goes, heck, I don't listen to anybody.
02:05:32.000 Listen, you can learn things from people's criticism.
02:05:35.000 Feedback is good.
02:05:36.000 Yes, I've learned a lot from people's criticism.
02:05:39.000 But you also have to understand human nature.
02:05:41.000 And there's a lot of people out there that are sad as fuck.
02:05:44.000 And they want you to feel sad, too.
02:05:46.000 They want you to hurt.
02:05:48.000 And instead, I mean, it's...
02:05:50.000 Because their water is lightable on fire and flammable and yours isn't.
02:05:53.000 It could be that.
02:05:53.000 It could be that no one wants to fuck them.
02:05:55.000 I'm going with the latter.
02:05:56.000 Most of the time it's no one wants to fuck them.
02:05:58.000 And you have a deficit.
02:05:59.000 You have a desire for attention.
02:06:01.000 Well, I wish they'd put that in the review then.
02:06:04.000 I'm probably only saying this because...
02:06:07.000 I'm 496 pounds.
02:06:08.000 I shit my pants on a daily basis.
02:06:11.000 No one's touched me in a decade.
02:06:12.000 But Carlin's wrong about those conspiracies.
02:06:15.000 Dan Carlin doesn't know shit about how the world works.
02:06:18.000 He's out there confusing us.
02:06:22.000 Yeah.
02:06:22.000 I don't know, man.
02:06:23.000 I think that you can get a lot out of it in terms of you can get other people's eyes.
02:06:28.000 I think it's helped me a lot with my stand-up.
02:06:30.000 It's helped me a lot.
02:06:31.000 Even negative criticism.
02:06:32.000 Like, okay, I can see how you see that.
02:06:34.000 I think it's good.
02:06:35.000 It fires you up.
02:06:35.000 It makes you want to perform better.
02:06:37.000 It makes you want to analyze things under a more critical eye, under a non-indoctrinated eye.
02:06:43.000 I think it's good.
02:06:44.000 But I also think you've got to know when to listen to them and when not to.
02:06:46.000 Right.
02:06:48.000 Well, and I do think it shuts people down.
02:06:51.000 We were talking about why more people don't get ahead and the competition thing.
02:06:55.000 I think that kind of criticism does shut some people down, where they just – they're not – they can't – I mean, obviously, we all can handle it because we all do something where we're criticized on a daily basis.
02:07:05.000 But, I mean, I think there's some people that just – they don't want – It's okay if my boss does it, but I don't want it in public.
02:07:10.000 Right.
02:07:10.000 I was reading a thing the other day.
02:07:12.000 I've been railing on about this lately, about the idea of people are going on about what they're calling fat shaming.
02:07:20.000 And fat shaming is making people feel bad for being overweight.
02:07:24.000 And I read this one article where this woman was talking about how She was being fat shamed because she went to a family function and everyone was gushing about her cousin, how her cousin lost 20 pounds.
02:07:37.000 And that they were making such a big deal out of it that it was clear to her that they were judging her for not losing the 20 pounds, so it made her feel awful.
02:07:46.000 And she didn't understand how they couldn't understand that what they were doing was fat shaming her.
02:07:51.000 Got a fucking life.
02:07:52.000 By complimenting someone on losing weight, you're fat shaming the person who hasn't lost the weight.
02:07:57.000 Wow.
02:07:58.000 And that it made her feel awful and that it was incredibly insensitive of them.
02:08:04.000 I'm fascinated by that kind of thinking.
02:08:06.000 I really am.
02:08:07.000 I'm fascinated by that sort of reverse victimology sort of a thing where instead of you being the victim of your own handiwork, you become a persecuted person because they don't accept you for the flaws that you have.
02:08:21.000 Or even mention the possibility of those flaws existing by virtue of complimenting someone for having gotten over the same flaws that you possess.
02:08:29.000 Hilarious!
02:08:30.000 I think without even knowing the specifics on particular issues, anytime somebody's so willing to embrace the victim role, I smell trouble right away.
02:08:39.000 Yeah.
02:08:39.000 I'm like...
02:08:40.000 You know, there's a reality to losing weight.
02:08:43.000 We have this Dave Asprey guy who's an expert in a lot of aspects of nutrition.
02:08:48.000 He's a fascinating guy.
02:08:50.000 And one of the things he was talking about was he was giving overweight people a pass because he was saying the level of addiction that these people actually have for food to say that they don't have willpower is really unfair because they're so overweight, like a lot of these folks, are so far gone that they used up all of their willpower just to get up in the morning,
02:09:09.000 just to walk.
02:09:10.000 To the bus stop, just to go to work, just to get their chores done during the day.
02:09:16.000 They don't have the same level of energy that a healthy person has.
02:09:20.000 So to tribute them to having this backlog of energy they're not tapping into because they're weak-willed, it's not that.
02:09:29.000 They're already so far in the hole, it's almost impossible for them to get motivation.
02:09:34.000 They have to get something incredibly extreme that has to happen to them.
02:09:37.000 I thought that was really unique in looking at it that way.
02:09:40.000 You can see that in depressed people, too.
02:09:41.000 Same thing.
02:09:41.000 Yes, yes.
02:09:42.000 People out of shape, people who are depressed.
02:09:44.000 You can see with people that are ruining their life, too, whether it's through addictions.
02:09:48.000 You see that as well.
02:09:50.000 It's like, why can't they see it the way other people see it?
02:09:52.000 Well, it's almost like they can't.
02:09:54.000 They're so trapped up in the momentum of whatever it is, whether it's gambling or food.
02:09:59.000 I mean, I've seen people with food addictions.
02:10:01.000 You can watch the gears spinning in their mind when food is nearby.
02:10:04.000 They know they're supposed to lose weight.
02:10:06.000 They know they're not supposed to be eating it.
02:10:07.000 But the gears start spinning in their mind and it becomes the primary focus of their existence.
02:10:12.000 Get that fucking donut.
02:10:14.000 I need that donut.
02:10:15.000 That donut is huge.
02:10:17.000 It's critical for fueling whatever trouble is going on in their mind.
02:10:22.000 And it's a weird aspect of human beings.
02:10:24.000 And you don't do that any favors by pretending that encouraging someone who lost weight is a bad thing.
02:10:32.000 The idea that socially that's irresponsible because you're fat and you're near them.
02:10:37.000 No, it's actually responsible because that terrible feeling that you have, it's supposed to be the bump that pushes you towards eating a salad instead of a cheeseburger.
02:10:46.000 Should be the bump that makes you write down everything you eat that day and state some goals.
02:10:50.000 This is what I'm going to do.
02:10:51.000 I'm going to use my willpower to overcome this horrible obsession that I have with shitty food.
02:10:56.000 That's also possible.
02:10:57.000 It's also possible by you going home and blaming everybody in the blog that you've projected yourself away from any potential benefit from having these bad feelings.
02:11:06.000 Again, it's the same as about the competition.
02:11:08.000 It's somebody who never learned how to lose.
02:11:11.000 And the same in avoiding criticism.
02:11:13.000 You've got to look at it.
02:11:14.000 It feels like shit, but that feel like shit, correct it so it doesn't feel like shit anymore.
02:11:19.000 I thought this show was very disorganized until you guys just tied it into a beautiful bow like that.
02:11:25.000 It's all got a theme that's running through it.
02:11:27.000 We meant it.
02:11:28.000 We planned it this way, everyone.
02:11:30.000 I have a finger in chair.
02:11:32.000 There's a way to bring this bitch around, always.
02:11:35.000 It's an art form.
02:11:36.000 It is.
02:11:37.000 Oh, it most certainly is, right?
02:11:38.000 For sure, actually.
02:11:40.000 Podcasting is an art form.
02:11:41.000 It is an art form.
02:11:42.000 Look, I tell everybody, and I'll say it even though you're here, your fucking podcast is one of my favorite things that I listen to.
02:11:50.000 One of my absolute favorite things.
02:11:52.000 It is a national treasure.
02:11:54.000 It's so interesting.
02:11:56.000 It educates people on aspects of history that were completely ignored, and it does in a really entertaining and dynamic way.
02:12:03.000 It's so important, dude.
02:12:05.000 Dude, can I just tell you, I don't get it.
02:12:07.000 I've never gotten it.
02:12:08.000 I've never, ever gotten it.
02:12:10.000 That's why you can do it.
02:12:11.000 That's why it's good.
02:12:12.000 I mean, I'm grateful, don't get me wrong, but I've never quite seen it as others see it.
02:12:16.000 Oh, that's good.
02:12:18.000 You just like Mongols.
02:12:19.000 That's what I do.
02:12:20.000 You know I do, man.
02:12:21.000 It's all about the Mongols, baby.
02:12:22.000 That's where you got me.
02:12:23.000 I know!
02:12:24.000 That's how you got me, because I've been a fan of chaos.
02:12:27.000 He's a Mongol guy.
02:12:27.000 I've been a fan of chaos since I was young.
02:12:29.000 It's not a fucking coincidence that I'm a stand-up comedian, and I'm also a cage-fighting commentator.
02:12:34.000 That's not a coincidence.
02:12:35.000 I'm a massive fan of chaotic events.
02:12:38.000 I'm a massive fan of these explosive things that throw the norm into question and completely change the paradigm of the existing reality that we operate under.
02:12:48.000 And when you listen to something like a podcast on the Mongols, it's like, Jesus, that was only the 1200s.
02:12:54.000 It wasn't that long.
02:12:55.000 I forgot to bring this shirt.
02:12:56.000 I got this badass...
02:12:57.000 Genghis Khan world tour shirt.
02:12:59.000 That's great.
02:12:59.000 In the back it has all the fucking towns that he sacked and all the people that were murdered.
02:13:03.000 Oh, now you gotta send me a photo.
02:13:04.000 Tweet it out.
02:13:05.000 Tweet that.
02:13:05.000 I'll buy you one and I'll send it to you.
02:13:07.000 Yeah, you owe me for all these appearances I've done for you.
02:13:10.000 I do, you son of a bitch.
02:13:10.000 I do.
02:13:11.000 Listen, we all owe each other, man, but I definitely owe you for many, many, many hours.
02:13:15.000 Wait, I have to stop you.
02:13:16.000 I have to say, I hope this doesn't embarrass you.
02:13:18.000 Did you read what that one comic said about being on Joe Rogan's podcast or having Joe Rogan endorse him?
02:13:23.000 Was it Bill Burr or someone like that said, you are the Oprah.
02:13:26.000 Of podcasting.
02:13:27.000 If we come on your show, all of a sudden, everything is rainbows and unicorns for us once we're on Joe's show, which is true, by the way, but otherwise, the favor you've done to all the rest of us, not to kiss anybody's ass here, but it really is.
02:13:39.000 I mean, you've made a lot of people aware of what we do.
02:13:42.000 Well, I'm honored that I could do that, but from my perspective, all I've done is let people know things that I found that are awesome.
02:13:49.000 That's not that difficult to do.
02:13:50.000 The Joe Rogan Book Club.
02:13:51.000 Well, if you're honest, if you're an honest person, and I pride myself in being insanely honest, to the point where, you know, I'm like, one of the reasons why I'm really good at accepting criticism, because I'm insanely self-critical.
02:14:04.000 I mean, I'm good at avoiding going nuts.
02:14:06.000 I think I think we all are.
02:14:08.000 You can't do what we do without being that way.
02:14:11.000 I agree.
02:14:11.000 I agree.
02:14:12.000 But my recognition of the role, I'm aware of it.
02:14:18.000 I'm also honored, and I feel like, without a doubt, I have an obligation.
02:14:23.000 But I also feel like all I'm doing is letting people know about amazing shit that already exists.
02:14:28.000 It's beautiful to be that sort of a conduit, to be sort of a funnel point where people can know they can, a portal, where they can go here and they can learn about all sorts of cool shit.
02:14:37.000 But if the cool shit didn't exist, I would have run out of things to talk about a long time ago.
02:14:41.000 No, that's true, but it's also true, the fact that what you have done for so many people is unreal.
02:14:47.000 When I think about you and Duncan, for me, in my life, the impact that it has had coming onto your show and Duncan's show in particular.
02:14:55.000 It's fucking unreal.
02:14:56.000 That's why I always say as a joke, but maybe not as a joke, but like, you guys ever need help moving a body somewhere?
02:15:03.000 Call me up in the middle of the night.
02:15:05.000 But again, it's important that you guys are out there.
02:15:09.000 You guys are out there providing us with information in entertainment form that expands my view of the world.
02:15:16.000 You're personally responsible for expanding my view of history above and beyond where it would have ever been without you.
02:15:23.000 That's a fact.
02:15:24.000 And when I looked down on iTunes and I saw your show rising through the ranks, I mean, I was so happy for you.
02:15:32.000 You were the Oprah book club pick of the month.
02:15:35.000 Yeah, what was the highest you got on iTunes?
02:15:37.000 Fourth.
02:15:37.000 That's insane.
02:15:38.000 That's all of iTunes.
02:15:40.000 And that's your help, baby.
02:15:42.000 And your listeners, too, by the way.
02:15:44.000 Before you ever came on the show, what was the highest you'd ever been?
02:15:46.000 We got up to like eight a long, long time ago before we had any of this competition we have now.
02:15:53.000 And I don't know if folks understand that.
02:15:55.000 It is so competitive now.
02:15:57.000 There are so many things out there with so much promotion that to reach 20th now is a bigger deal than reaching 7th or 8th, 5 or 6 years ago.
02:16:05.000 I mean, it's much more competitive.
02:16:08.000 But, you know, I mean, we hover around 12th, 14th, 15th, something like that.
02:16:12.000 The numbers of people making podcasts right now are staggering.
02:16:15.000 It's crazy.
02:16:16.000 But I think that's a great thing.
02:16:18.000 Absolutely.
02:16:19.000 And I've become an evangelist, and I tell people all the time, if you've ever thought about doing it, you ought to try it.
02:16:24.000 Right.
02:16:25.000 Yeah, why not?
02:16:25.000 Yeah, try it out.
02:16:27.000 You never know.
02:16:27.000 I mean, I would have never known if that would be something.
02:16:30.000 How did you start, Joe?
02:16:31.000 I don't mean to bring up a subject maybe your whole audience already knows.
02:16:34.000 How did you get the idea to do this?
02:16:36.000 Well, we started just putting it on Ustream.
02:16:41.000 We got an idea...
02:16:42.000 So that was first?
02:16:42.000 Yeah, well, actually, before even Ustream, there was a thing called Justin.TV, and we were on that.
02:16:47.000 We would broadcast from the green room, and take questions from the green room, and people enjoyed it.
02:16:52.000 It was fun.
02:16:53.000 But what made you think of even...
02:16:54.000 Because the idea of deciding to do it, especially back then, was such a weird step to take.
02:16:59.000 Well, there was a lot of people that had already done it.
02:17:01.000 Adam Carolla had done it.
02:17:03.000 No, Carolla didn't do it, did he?
02:17:04.000 Yeah, he had done it before me.
02:17:06.000 He had went straight from radio to doing it.
02:17:08.000 That was the first episode.
02:17:09.000 We had snowflakes on in the background.
02:17:11.000 And we just did it on Ustream.
02:17:12.000 We didn't know what we were doing.
02:17:13.000 And I did it with Brian.
02:17:16.000 We went from that to...
02:17:18.000 Also, Opie and Anthony.
02:17:20.000 Opie and Anthony have a great radio show on Sirius.
02:17:23.000 And their radio show is so similar to the way that I started doing podcasts, where it's just to hang.
02:17:28.000 It's just a conversation.
02:17:29.000 I mean, sometimes I have questions for the guests.
02:17:31.000 Sometimes it's kind of structured in that way where there's some things that I want to get to because I know that you have an expertise in that area.
02:17:36.000 But a lot of it is just a bunch of people shooting the shit and just talking honestly about life.
02:17:41.000 And I've always found that incredibly entertaining.
02:17:43.000 And Anthony started doing this thing out of his basement.
02:17:46.000 He set up this thing called Live from the Compound.
02:17:48.000 He's a nut.
02:17:49.000 He's a gun nut.
02:17:49.000 He has, like,.50 caliber machine guns and shit.
02:17:51.000 And he put a green screen behind him, and he was doing karaoke where he's singing with a gun in his hand.
02:17:56.000 He's fucking crazy.
02:17:57.000 But I was like, this guy's got, like, a professional studio set up in his basement.
02:18:01.000 And I'm like, goddammit, we should start doing something.
02:18:03.000 So we started doing it just on Ustream, and then started putting it on iTunes, and now...
02:18:08.000 In the end of next month, it'll be four years.
02:18:11.000 We're 400 plus episodes in.
02:18:13.000 Look what iTunes has done for the whole...
02:18:16.000 You know what I thought the greatest thing they ever did for people like us was?
02:18:19.000 Was not separating the ESPNs and the professional content from the stuff that we do, because it allows us an equal playing field.
02:18:29.000 In a way that if they said, okay, here's your professional stuff, now here's your amateur stuff in this pile over here, in this grab bag of singles nobody wants.
02:18:36.000 I feel like in the same way that we just said, you know, I owe you, I owe iTunes, there's a lot of people that made something possible here.
02:18:44.000 I don't know what I'd be doing anymore without a podcast.
02:18:46.000 I'm no longer a news reporter kind of guy.
02:18:48.000 I'm no longer a radio talk show.
02:18:49.000 I'd be like janitor, and I would be really bad at that, too.
02:18:52.000 So, I mean, there's a lot of people we owe for where we are today.
02:18:56.000 No doubt.
02:18:57.000 It's crazy.
02:18:57.000 Yeah, and if there wasn't some sort of a form like iTunes, we could just upload it to them, and then people could download it from the RSS feed.
02:19:03.000 And the hosting services and everything.
02:19:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:19:05.000 You're number six right now in the world, son.
02:19:09.000 You're six on iTunes.
02:19:10.000 I ought to be making more money, don't you think?
02:19:11.000 Number six in the world.
02:19:12.000 You're getting fucked.
02:19:13.000 Do you see what I drive here sometimes?
02:19:14.000 I wonder if this is America.
02:19:15.000 I wonder if it's the U.S. But it's got some BBC stuff on there.
02:19:18.000 I don't know.
02:19:19.000 I don't know if it is, whether or not it's actually the country or the world.
02:19:22.000 But whatever it is, you're number six on all podcasts.
02:19:25.000 And I owe your audience.
02:19:26.000 And you know, your audience is awesome, by the way.
02:19:28.000 I mean, I hear from them, and they always say the same thing.
02:19:30.000 I found out about you from Joe Rogan, just so you know.
02:19:32.000 Find cool shit, don't lie to them.
02:19:34.000 That's it.
02:19:35.000 Yeah.
02:19:35.000 Find cool shit, be honest.
02:19:37.000 Be honest about how you feel about things.
02:19:39.000 Don't be transparent in the way...
02:19:41.000 I mean, even when I talk, like if I talk about something like the Magic Bullet Theater or somewhere along the way where I'll argue something, the bottom line always is I will tell you exactly what I actually do know.
02:19:52.000 And I don't know.
02:19:54.000 I don't know what happened.
02:19:54.000 You can't know.
02:19:55.000 And I think...
02:19:56.000 Finding out about cool things and being honest about the cool things and encouraging that sort of really objective discussion about things, that's a thing that we're missing.
02:20:05.000 That's a thing we're missing in our social circles.
02:20:07.000 It's a thing we're missing in life.
02:20:08.000 People get attached to ideologies.
02:20:10.000 Like you were saying, well, people will say one way or another and then just fucking argue it to death.
02:20:14.000 I know Michael Hastings was killed by the CIA. And then your credibility is on the line and everything.
02:20:18.000 Yeah, whether it's Bigfoot or fucking UFOs or being a Republican, there's people that get on a fucking team and those people are a problem.
02:20:28.000 They're a problem to themselves.
02:20:29.000 They're a huge problem politically, too, because as I said, it doesn't hurt us that one party does something.
02:20:35.000 But then when we forgive it when our party, whatever party that might be, gets in power, there are Democrats who, if George W. Bush was doing what President Obama is doing, would be out in the streets with signs.
02:20:46.000 But because it's their guy, they don't.
02:20:49.000 And vice versa.
02:20:50.000 That's such a good point and one that I really get on progressives and left-wing people about.
02:20:55.000 Your acceptance of war crimes done under a Democratic administration, the idea of the same exact things being done in the Republican administration would be horrific war crimes.
02:21:07.000 And the acceptance of them is so gross.
02:21:10.000 And so telling.
02:21:11.000 And codifies the whole thing you were so against when the other guy was doing it.
02:21:15.000 Because now you don't have a leg to stand on.
02:21:16.000 When the Republicans go back in office and do this, what are you going to say?
02:21:19.000 You going to complain about it again then?
02:21:21.000 It reinforces the idea of this being a fucking simulation.
02:21:25.000 I'm liking that idea more and more.
02:21:27.000 It's the yin and yang.
02:21:27.000 It's the theater.
02:21:28.000 It's the two-party system.
02:21:30.000 So it's like, They brought in a fourth party, but it was too confusing.
02:21:33.000 People didn't know what to follow anymore.
02:21:35.000 They started tuning into different channels.
02:21:36.000 As soon as that Perot character came along and fucking threw a big monkey wrench into the whole situation, it's too much.
02:21:41.000 Let's go back to two and a fringy.
02:21:43.000 That's why we haven't had a third person at those presidential debates since.
02:21:47.000 Yeah.
02:21:48.000 Well, the Commission for Presidential Debate is a privately funded institution.
02:21:51.000 With half Democrats and half Republicans on their staff.
02:21:55.000 It's hilarious.
02:21:56.000 And they try so hard to make sure the weirdos don't get in.
02:21:59.000 The Gary Johnsons of the world, the people that are going to throw.
02:22:02.000 Can I ask this, though?
02:22:03.000 Why are they all weirdos?
02:22:04.000 Because I keep feeling like that's almost like part of the rigged thing, that if you have somebody who has some ideas, you go, finally, somebody's saying the right thing about this, and they also go, yes, but I'm also a secret Klan member, just so you know.
02:22:15.000 And you go, why do they always have to come with some baggage like that?
02:22:18.000 That's because you're not doing it.
02:22:20.000 That's right.
02:22:20.000 That's why.
02:22:21.000 Well, my Nazi newsletters from the past will all come back to haunt me, right?
02:22:25.000 I think that the only type of people that have the balls to step out like that are socially a little wacky.
02:22:31.000 For everybody else, it's a big risk.
02:22:32.000 Didn't we talk about that?
02:22:33.000 Like if you're Anthony Weiner and you know there's more pictures out there, but you run anyway knowing they're going to catch you again and you do it anyway?
02:22:39.000 Right.
02:22:40.000 That guy, obviously, he's got a few fucking screws loose.
02:22:43.000 He's running for president next time.
02:22:45.000 Just be ready for the publicity.
02:22:46.000 He's going to turn it all around.
02:22:48.000 I wonder what a guy like that eventually winds up doing.
02:22:51.000 That is an interesting point.
02:22:52.000 He can have a podcast, of course.
02:22:53.000 He could probably be good at that.
02:22:55.000 Yeah.
02:22:55.000 He's good at talking.
02:22:56.000 Think about what you could tweet right there.
02:22:57.000 That's a good promotion.
02:22:58.000 Share it with your friends.
02:22:59.000 Before they caught him the first time, being a freak, there was a great video of him speaking on the floor and just really passionate and screaming and yelling and very eloquent and very articulate and like, wow, this guy's fighting for the people.
02:23:12.000 Same thing.
02:23:13.000 KKK letters in your past.
02:23:14.000 I mean, why do you get one with the...
02:23:16.000 I mean, it's crazy.
02:23:16.000 Well, I think that most people, when they get to be a certain age, they have a family, and they have obligations, mortgages, and they have certain risks they're not willing to take.
02:23:24.000 And one of the big risks is you don't want to go against the entire government and say everyone's corrupt.
02:23:28.000 Like, Jesus Christ, they'll come after you.
02:23:29.000 They'll take your house.
02:23:30.000 You know, your kid's got to go to college.
02:23:32.000 So, like, for the guys, like...
02:23:34.000 The Ron Pauls of the world, it's like they get to be a certain age where they don't give a fuck.
02:23:40.000 What are you going to do?
02:23:41.000 Are you going to shoot him?
02:23:42.000 He's fucking 85 years old or whatever he is.
02:23:44.000 His last run for president is done.
02:23:46.000 Now it's up to his son.
02:23:48.000 And his son apparently has been using cheat sheets for...
02:23:51.000 What's up with that?
02:23:52.000 Plagiarizing.
02:23:53.000 I gave the guy a lot of credit for that wonderful filibuster he did for the Fourth Amendment.
02:23:56.000 Got the best publicity the Fourth Amendment's gotten in so long, and then you go pull that on me?
02:24:01.000 Make me look like an idiot?
02:24:02.000 For people who don't know what you're talking about, apparently he had used some words...
02:24:08.000 From some various speeches.
02:24:10.000 That were exactly the same.
02:24:11.000 Exactly.
02:24:12.000 Is it possible that he has writers and he doesn't know?
02:24:14.000 That's what his father said the newsletters were that got his father in so much trouble.
02:24:18.000 But remember, Rand Paul, who I've said nice things about, also has as one of his main advisers, that guy who did the Southern Avenger, you know, oh yeah, the guy, one of his advisers was the Southern Avenger, and he wore a mask and had a Confederate flag behind him.
02:24:32.000 It's like a YouTube show or something.
02:24:33.000 And then when they said, are you gonna fire this guy, he goes something like, well, that's all in his past.
02:24:37.000 And you just go, what's up with this?
02:24:39.000 Why are these people all crazy?
02:24:41.000 If you talk about freedom in our constitution, you're crazy.
02:24:44.000 That's adorable.
02:24:45.000 Maybe it's the Southern Avenger.
02:24:47.000 Look at his photo.
02:24:48.000 Is that him?
02:24:49.000 Come on.
02:24:50.000 Wait.
02:24:51.000 If that guy's on your staff, and somebody...
02:24:53.000 You could honestly say, God, I didn't know he was a Southern Avenger.
02:24:56.000 Once they tell you, don't you fire him five seconds later?
02:25:00.000 I think it's probably a good move.
02:25:01.000 He didn't.
02:25:02.000 So that to me right there, you go, great, thanks for taking my pet issue of the Fourth Amendment and trashing it with your Southern Avenger guy.
02:25:09.000 What is the Southern Avenger's stance?
02:25:11.000 Maybe I'm on his team.
02:25:11.000 I don't know.
02:25:12.000 I have never watched the Southern Avenger.
02:25:15.000 I saw clips.
02:25:16.000 Paint him with a broad brush.
02:25:18.000 The confederate flag does that for you.
02:25:19.000 Yeah, it seems so sobbed, though.
02:25:20.000 I don't know.
02:25:21.000 What could he possibly stand for?
02:25:23.000 Wait a minute.
02:25:23.000 He's confusing the shit out of me already.
02:25:25.000 Conservative, libertarian, independent.
02:25:27.000 See, look what he's done!
02:25:29.000 He's destroyed conservative, independent, and libertarian in one tagline.
02:25:33.000 He's probably working for a group who's trying to discredit all those things.
02:25:38.000 I'm surprised he doesn't have a TM at the end of it.
02:25:42.000 Look at the logo.
02:25:43.000 It's a better logo than a lot of people have.
02:25:45.000 Yeah, I mean, what is he trying to do?
02:25:46.000 He looks like a wrestler, doesn't he?
02:25:48.000 He does.
02:25:49.000 Does he still have a show?
02:25:50.000 No, he works for Rand Paul now.
02:25:52.000 Still?
02:25:53.000 They didn't fire him yet?
02:25:54.000 Where's Bryant?
02:25:55.000 He's supposed to look all that stuff up for us.
02:25:57.000 He's not going to look it up.
02:25:57.000 He's just going to interrupt.
02:25:59.000 Oh, has he been banished?
02:26:01.000 Is this a temporary banishment?
02:26:03.000 But Rand Paul still has this guy working for him.
02:26:06.000 I can't comment on that intelligently.
02:26:07.000 Do we know if the Southern Avengers said anything bad?
02:26:10.000 He's to speak at the same conference as Rand Paul.
02:26:13.000 Hmm.
02:26:14.000 After neoconservative alter ego was revealed, Hunter left a post as the Kentucky Senator's social media...
02:26:21.000 That's the guy?
02:26:23.000 That's the Southern Avenger?
02:26:24.000 He looks like a guy with the Southern Avenger.
02:26:27.000 Look at that photo over his right shoulder.
02:26:29.000 Or the left shoulder.
02:26:30.000 That's disturbing.
02:26:31.000 Is that guy with no shirt on?
02:26:32.000 There's like a bunch of people and one guy has no shirt on.
02:26:35.000 That's a gay orgy about to happen.
02:26:37.000 A southern gay orgy.
02:26:39.000 We just have some chicken, we're fixing to fuck.
02:26:42.000 Look at him.
02:26:42.000 The guy has no shirt on.
02:26:43.000 And a big chest tattoo.
02:26:46.000 What if that chest tattoo was like some fucking conservative statement?
02:26:49.000 You don't know what's on his back.
02:26:50.000 Yeah, a big Confederate flag, I'm sure.
02:26:53.000 That's right, I think so too.
02:26:53.000 The cover of the fucking, the roof of the general duke.
02:26:55.000 But to get back to the point, is how come whenever you get someone who's saying some important things in a halfway, you know, decent way, they have to come, you know, people say to me all the time, well, we vote all the time, Dan, the course the country's on is based on voters voting for people.
02:27:08.000 How come when we get somebody who would like to change course in a direction most of us would like to see, half of them is really fantastic and the other half of them is so crazy you'd never elect a person like that in a million years?
02:27:19.000 Why can't we have somebody who has some common sense and doesn't sound like that?
02:27:22.000 Two words, my friend.
02:27:23.000 Simulation theory.
02:27:24.000 It all goes back.
02:27:25.000 And risk management diversification.
02:27:28.000 Tool.
02:27:29.000 Yeah, I wonder.
02:27:32.000 He's hedging his bets in case white people take over the world again, you know, in a very dominant sort of way.
02:27:38.000 We'll have the Southern Avenger on staff.
02:27:40.000 He can advise us.
02:27:40.000 Do you ever watch those extreme preppers shows?
02:27:43.000 Those shows where dudes are fixing to prepare for the end of the world?
02:27:48.000 Oh, the bunker people.
02:27:49.000 Stockpiling water and creating escape routes and...
02:27:53.000 Battering rams, they're welding to the front of their pickup trucks.
02:27:55.000 They're like the opposite of the hoarders, because they're the hoarders that are doing it for a good cause, right?
02:27:59.000 Yeah, they believe that it's all going to come crumbling down.
02:28:02.000 I think that there's a mentality, and the same kind of mentality that is...
02:28:08.000 The type of person that wants to get in this rebellious position of power, rebellious position of, you know, railing out against the government.
02:28:16.000 They're very similar to these people that are prepping.
02:28:19.000 It's very similar to their extreme folks.
02:28:22.000 Like those are the only people that make it to the front of that crazy line.
02:28:25.000 They have to be a bit nutty.
02:28:27.000 It's not that the ideas aren't interesting to you or I, when you look at a guy like Rand Paul, the things that he says that you agree with, or his dad, the things that he says that you agree with, but it's to get there.
02:28:38.000 He's facing so much opposition, there's so much bullshit along the way, so much pressure, so much...
02:28:46.000 Back and forth debate, so much frustration, so much suppression of information.
02:28:50.000 By the time he gets to a position where the world is listening to him, he's already broken.
02:28:55.000 He broke every bone in his fucking soul just to get to the front of the line.
02:28:59.000 You know what's funny though?
02:29:00.000 People say to me all the time...
02:29:02.000 You know, can you get a staff together to do what you do so you can do better?
02:29:05.000 I want more history shows.
02:29:06.000 Can we help you do this?
02:29:07.000 And I always say the same thing.
02:29:08.000 I say, you can't help me because I can't watch y'all and I can't keep track of it.
02:29:12.000 That's what all these people do.
02:29:13.000 You know, what was it?
02:29:14.000 Paul said, Ron Paul said, well, this guy who wrote, he was doing my newsletter for me.
02:29:19.000 I was in Congress.
02:29:19.000 I didn't have time to do a newsletter, so he did it and he wrote all this stuff and I didn't know what was happening.
02:29:23.000 That's my fear, is that you're going to hire a bunch of people and then you're going to turn around and go, what did you do for me?
02:29:27.000 What did you...
02:29:28.000 We started the Southern Avengers show for you.
02:29:30.000 We thought it would be a good promotional vehicle for your show, Dan.
02:29:32.000 No doubt.
02:29:32.000 Yeah, no doubt.
02:29:33.000 I think that there's...
02:29:35.000 It's a catch-22.
02:29:36.000 Do you give away some of your control, or do you keep it where you know everything's cool?
02:29:40.000 But the minute you give it away, you've got rogue people with your name running around graffitiing the side.
02:29:47.000 Banksy and Carlin were here.
02:29:49.000 Somebody isolated the photograph.
02:29:50.000 This is the photograph.
02:29:52.000 It's all a bunch of wrestlers.
02:29:53.000 Why say the Southern Avengers look like a wrestler?
02:29:55.000 Yeah, these are like old-school Southern wrestlers.
02:29:58.000 I was probably right.
02:29:59.000 They probably buttfucked each other as soon as this was over.
02:30:02.000 And this guy's got this in the...
02:30:04.000 He's got it framed on his wall in the background of his fucking study.
02:30:09.000 So, yay, Southern Avenger.
02:30:12.000 Yay, simulation theory.
02:30:13.000 Wait, does it say he parted ways?
02:30:15.000 So there, so he got rid of him finally.
02:30:17.000 Yeah.
02:30:17.000 I guess the hue and cry was a little too much for a sitting senator from Kentucky to have somebody named the Southern Avenger on his staff.
02:30:24.000 Well, he was a co-author of the 2011 book with Rand Paul, The Tea Party Goes to Washington.
02:30:29.000 Oh, God.
02:30:29.000 I maybe forgot that.
02:30:31.000 I blanked it out.
02:30:32.000 But you're right.
02:30:33.000 It is funny that these people, they have to be...
02:30:36.000 Yeah, we can't have a Fourth Amendment person who's not...
02:30:38.000 I mean, I guess you do.
02:30:39.000 You got guys like Wyden and Udall and some of these people, but when you get somebody who's a real lightning rod for this stuff, and you think, finally, we've been waiting for a guy like this forever, they come with these poison pills that you just can't swallow.
02:30:51.000 Yeah, it's an unfortunate reality of the control that has been exerted on the political climate.
02:30:58.000 I mean, the fact that the two-party system exists just shows you how much power the people that are running things, how much they've actually been able to exert on our system.
02:31:08.000 They've locked it down to two parties that are both often supported by the exact same corporations.
02:31:14.000 George Carlin said you know exactly how many people you have to bribe.
02:31:17.000 Yeah, Bill Hicks had the best bit.
02:31:19.000 He goes, well, I like the puppet on the left.
02:31:22.000 He's more to my liking.
02:31:23.000 Well, the puppet on the right supports my beliefs.
02:31:25.000 Hey, wait a minute.
02:31:26.000 There's one guy holding both puppets.
02:31:28.000 I mean, that's really, that was like his description of America.
02:31:32.000 That's a really good one.
02:31:33.000 How come we don't get it then, Joe?
02:31:34.000 This is what I don't understand, is that if we're going to work toward this awareness and if we're going to get better and more involved and enlightened, how do we not see through that scam?
02:31:44.000 That would be like the first scam you have to see through to get to anywhere, and we don't see through that one.
02:31:48.000 Well, smart people that are on the Democratic side are partially to blame.
02:31:52.000 I'm just as much as people on the conservative side, but on the Democratic side, I've heard so many people use the term we, like we need to get into office, or we need to get more of this, or we control the house.
02:32:04.000 I'm like, we?
02:32:05.000 We?
02:32:05.000 Like Hollywood people.
02:32:06.000 I have had maddening conversations with people in Hollywood that use the term we to describe the Democratic Party.
02:32:14.000 And I'm like, they're not you, dude.
02:32:15.000 They're not you by a long stretch.
02:32:17.000 And you perpetrating this stupidity.
02:32:19.000 I understand that you work 12 hours a day and you don't have the time to investigate this thoroughly.
02:32:23.000 But you pretending to be a smart guy and going with this team, we need to do that.
02:32:28.000 How much of what they're doing are you really fucking paying attention to?
02:32:32.000 Because this Democratic Party that's in charge right now is as Republican as it gets when it comes to whistleblowers.
02:32:39.000 As Republican as it gets when it comes to...
02:32:42.000 Giving rights to corporations that are the same rights that used to be attributed to individuals.
02:32:48.000 All the things that we're afraid of during the Bush administration are all being done, the attacks on whistleblowers, to a much larger degree, the attacks on secrecy and privacy, much larger than has ever been exhibited before.
02:33:01.000 Those are all Republican ideas.
02:33:03.000 So when do they become Democratic ideas?
02:33:06.000 I had a famous political reporter here in LA, when I was learning about news, Explain it to me this way.
02:33:11.000 She goes, I'm going to give you the secret to what the difference between the two parties are.
02:33:15.000 And she kept it from me.
02:33:16.000 She kept it from me.
02:33:17.000 And then one day when we were going to interview Dan Quayle, of all people, believe it or not, when he was the vice president, she says, okay, the time has come to let you in on the big secret between the two parties.
02:33:26.000 So I lean forward.
02:33:27.000 I say, what is it?
02:33:28.000 She goes, at the Republican fundraisers, you get your wine in a glass.
02:33:33.000 At the Democratic fundraisers, it comes in a plastic cup.
02:33:37.000 That was it.
02:33:37.000 That was this big piece of knowledge I was waiting for.
02:33:40.000 The difference between the two parties is what they serve the wine in when you go to their get-togethers.
02:33:43.000 They're so deeply entrenched in money.
02:33:45.000 And when I'm saying that those are Democratic ideas or those are Republican ideas, I don't mean it as in they are actually Republican ideas.
02:33:53.000 I mean it as in the people that are on the Democratic side that believe in equality and freedom and left-wing values, they think that those ideas are only things that the Republicans support.
02:34:01.000 So when they're clearly being supported by the Democratic Party, Who's who?
02:34:07.000 What's going on?
02:34:08.000 Is up, down?
02:34:09.000 Is down, up?
02:34:10.000 Is everybody getting paid here?
02:34:12.000 What exactly is going on?
02:34:14.000 I think we assume these people have ideas when really they're taking money.
02:34:17.000 20% of them do, but I think 80% of them have the ideas you pay them to have.
02:34:21.000 And also, it's a giant group of people.
02:34:23.000 In order to play politics, you have to appease certain groups, and you have to be very good socially at this sort of give-and-take system that they've put into place.
02:34:33.000 The cronyism system.
02:34:34.000 I mean, when you look at all these people that are lobbyists live in Virginia, that's right outside of D.C., and they come in, and there's all this money concentrated on making things happen there.
02:34:44.000 It's totally against the concept of we the people.
02:34:47.000 It's totally against the concept of the interests of the individual, the interests of the greater good of the society as a whole.
02:34:55.000 It's totally against that.
02:34:56.000 It's against it, and it's transparent, and it's right in everybody's face.
02:35:00.000 But I think a lot of people do get it.
02:35:01.000 I don't think it's an issue of lacking awareness, at least now.
02:35:05.000 If you talk 30 years ago, you had maybe a different story.
02:35:08.000 But post Nixon, ever since, confidence in government has been collapsing sharply, confidence in the political system.
02:35:17.000 To some degree or another, hates it, feels like, ah, it's corrupt.
02:35:20.000 I think there is a level of awareness of that.
02:35:22.000 What there isn't is the, okay, then what do we do about it?
02:35:26.000 You know, that part is the, we have the knowledge that this thing sucks, but what can I or my neighbor, the next guy, do to change this?
02:35:35.000 What steps could be taken?
02:35:36.000 And that's when people go, Don't you think more people know it sucks now than ever before?
02:35:41.000 Yeah.
02:35:41.000 And more people know why it sucks now.
02:35:43.000 Well, and you know what the real—and this ties something else up in a bow.
02:35:46.000 We talked about earlier with the fracking and the environmental damage and everything else.
02:35:48.000 Part of the problem we have, too, is we have a system here in the United States that is designed to be moderate and not radical.
02:35:54.000 Which sounds fine most of the time.
02:35:57.000 But if you put off problems long enough, the solutions that are moderate to fix them are no longer useful.
02:36:03.000 I mean, if your house is slipping on its foundation and you get to it early, maybe a little bit of money and a little bit of work and you can fix that.
02:36:10.000 If you put that off 10, 15 years, the solution to that problem is a lot more radical.
02:36:15.000 We have put off a lot of huge problems in this country in solving them for so long that the solutions are so radical that That we have a system that is just geared to tampen down that sort of radicalism.
02:36:26.000 But what does that mean if that's what it takes to fix some of the problems?
02:36:29.000 That's a very interesting point.
02:36:31.000 And then there's the idea that we're going to come up with some way in the future to clean up all the mess that we've created in the past.
02:36:37.000 And we'll fix it later.
02:36:38.000 Something will be invented.
02:36:39.000 Technology will take care of it.
02:36:40.000 All we need to do is get our backs against the wall, because that's when America's at its best.
02:36:43.000 That's right.
02:36:44.000 We've got our back against the wall.
02:36:46.000 Tell you what, we come out swinging.
02:36:47.000 The better mouse trap will emerge.
02:36:49.000 Don't worry.
02:36:49.000 We'll come out swinging.
02:36:50.000 We're going to make some GMO fish that eat plastic and send them bitches out there, and then we've got all our problems solved.
02:36:55.000 We're going to have the greatest population of fish in the history of the fucking ocean because we're going to have plastic-eating fish that we've made in the lab.
02:37:01.000 They've got a steel lining to their stomach, and they run on fossil fuels.
02:37:05.000 Forced consciousness expansion.
02:37:07.000 Maybe they will prompt the awareness by putting the hallucinogenics in the water, and there you go.
02:37:12.000 Well, a lot of people believe that they came in asteroids, Dan Carlin.
02:37:16.000 They came from other planets.
02:37:17.000 It's a simulation.
02:37:19.000 There are no other planets.
02:37:20.000 There's a chemical, the chemical composition of mushrooms, the 4-phosphoroxy-NN-dimethyltryptamine, or however you say it.
02:37:27.000 Wow.
02:37:28.000 The things being in the phosphorus in the four positions, the only group of them in the entire world, so there's no immediate ancestors to psilocybin.
02:37:37.000 You are talking way over my head now.
02:37:39.000 I'm talking over my head, too.
02:37:40.000 Way over my head.
02:37:41.000 Repeating some shit that I heard Terence McKenna say.
02:37:43.000 Okay.
02:37:43.000 The idea is that...
02:37:45.000 As long as we're clear on that, right?
02:37:46.000 Spores can survive in a vacuum.
02:37:48.000 The idea of panspermia is a well-accepted idea in astronomy, and that idea is that the building blocks from life, water even, came from other planets.
02:37:58.000 Asteroid impacts on other planets sent large bodies into space.
02:38:01.000 They landed on Earth, many of them perhaps...
02:38:04.000 You know, billions and billions and billions of years ago and actually created the oceans, actually created a lot of life itself, the building blocks for life.
02:38:10.000 So in a sense, we are all of alien composition, period.
02:38:14.000 But other things are continuing to come this way, including spores, which can survive in a vacuum.
02:38:20.000 And when you have large doses of psilocybin mushrooms, one of the weird things is you feel like you're communicating with something.
02:38:28.000 And the whimsical amongst us believe that what you're actually doing is communicating with an alien life form that has come here and wants you to eat it in order to tune into it.
02:38:38.000 You know, I actually have some thoughts that I agree with some of that, and this is coming from someone who doesn't talk about this very much, but I've always been fascinated with how things like that have been used by humankind throughout history as a means to open up other, you know, to use Huxley's term,
02:38:54.000 doors of perception.
02:38:57.000 It's fascinating to me when you think, if you think that none of this stuff is, you know, if you think about evolutionary things, right?
02:39:03.000 So this is all stuff that evolves.
02:39:05.000 Why the hell were hallucinogenic mushrooms, what's the evolutionary benefit to the mushroom itself?
02:39:10.000 Is it supposed to ward off birds from eating it because they get a bad trip if they do?
02:39:15.000 Right.
02:39:15.000 I find it fascinating how much of a role...
02:39:18.000 You know, we did a podcast once about the hidden side of intoxication in history.
02:39:24.000 Well, I think you could make a very good case that hallucinogenics of all kinds have probably played huge roles in history that we don't even know about.
02:39:32.000 Especially with tribal peoples who have played huge roles.
02:39:35.000 I mean, why did the Germans decide to migrate into Roman territory at just this time?
02:39:40.000 Well, they have sorcerers and witch doctors as part of their culture who use hallucinogenics.
02:39:45.000 Who knows that they didn't go to the chieftain there and say, you remember that thing I told you we have to do?
02:39:49.000 I was just told now is the right time.
02:39:51.000 Move into that Roman territory and all history is different.
02:39:53.000 I mean, that's the side of history we're never going to get.
02:39:56.000 It'd be interesting to find out how much of history has been determined by things like that.
02:39:59.000 That episode, by the way, was hilarious.
02:40:00.000 Oh, you like that one?
02:40:02.000 Well, the problem is that you can't know, so the whole thing is speculative.
02:40:06.000 But you can say, Well, Napoleon had opium the night before Waterloo and he slept late and he was sluggish.
02:40:10.000 How much did that impact history?
02:40:11.000 Makes sense.
02:40:12.000 You've got to use the little teeny pieces of the jigsaw puzzle you know about to construct a totally fictional narrative that might be true.
02:40:18.000 Well, there's one thing that's undeniable.
02:40:20.000 People love altering their consciousness.
02:40:22.000 Yes, yes, and that's true.
02:40:23.000 They love it so much that in this day and age...
02:40:26.000 We have Partnership for a Drug-Free America.
02:40:28.000 Who are bucking against the trend, right?
02:40:31.000 Who, not only that, are funded initially by alcohol and tobacco companies, now mostly by pharmaceutical companies.
02:40:37.000 Which is so rich and so delicious.
02:40:40.000 The way I describe it, I go that having pharmaceutical companies and allowing them to do literally commercials against marijuana is like hookers making commercials against strippers.
02:40:50.000 Right.
02:40:52.000 That's, it's like the most ridiculous things.
02:40:54.000 It is.
02:40:55.000 The idea behind it is, you know, it's so preposterous.
02:40:59.000 But we have, we still have a method.
02:41:03.000 And as long as you give people a method, they'll accept a certain amount of restrictions.
02:41:07.000 As long as the method is good, and the method is very good.
02:41:09.000 The alcohol method is great.
02:41:11.000 And think about if prohibition hadn't been repealed.
02:41:13.000 I mean, think about how interesting a world we might live in today.
02:41:16.000 Had that stayed the law of the land?
02:41:18.000 I don't think it can.
02:41:19.000 I don't think you can have no options for people to...
02:41:22.000 Well, the one thing that's interesting is during Prohibition, marijuana was legal.
02:41:26.000 Marijuana wasn't legal until after Prohibition.
02:41:29.000 Henry Anslinger and all those people.
02:41:30.000 Yeah, Henry Anslinger and William Randolph Hearst.
02:41:33.000 They originally did it to try to suppress hemp as a commodity.
02:41:39.000 Right, because you got so much more out of hemp than you got out of trees.
02:41:42.000 And if you're in the business of making paper and you're in the business of the logging industry...
02:41:46.000 I mean, that's also a perfect example of the difference between controlling information back then and today.
02:41:51.000 They were able to sell this idea that there's a new drug that was forcing Mexicans and blacks to rape white women, and they even named this drug marijuana, which is a name for a Mexican slang term for a wild tobacco.
02:42:04.000 It had nothing to do with cannabis.
02:42:06.000 You know what does blow me away?
02:42:07.000 I can understand you making the case that this has to be illegal, whatever we're talking.
02:42:11.000 This has to be illegal because it's so dangerous and we know it's so dangerous.
02:42:14.000 What I don't understand is that we basically have a policy in this country that there will be no new intoxicants.
02:42:20.000 If something is invented in a bathtub tomorrow that doesn't hurt anybody, that has no hangovers, that nobody gets in car, we're going to ban it the day after tomorrow on general principles.
02:42:29.000 And that's what I don't understand.
02:42:31.000 Not only that, there are beneficial drugs that they have to attribute to diseases in order to get them passed through.
02:42:36.000 Like, there's a thing called ProVigil.
02:42:38.000 And ProVigil is this smart drug that all these Silicon Valley entrepreneurs...
02:42:42.000 You know a lot about this stuff, Joe.
02:42:44.000 I'm impressed.
02:42:44.000 It's impressive stuff.
02:42:46.000 Provigil is pretty wild.
02:42:47.000 And it gives you this buzz, but it doesn't give you a caffeine-y buzz.
02:42:51.000 It's not like a heart rate thing.
02:42:52.000 It gives you this clarity thing.
02:42:54.000 It's a very strange sort of intoxicant.
02:42:56.000 Or a sort of pharmaceutical drug, rather.
02:42:59.000 But they couldn't just sell it as a performance-enhancing drug.
02:43:03.000 So they had to sell it as some sort of a response to a disease.
02:43:07.000 So they came up with narcolepsy.
02:43:09.000 Okay, I've heard about this.
02:43:11.000 But it was originally created to benefit consciousness.
02:43:15.000 But you can't do that.
02:43:16.000 You can't have a drug, just a drug that makes you smarter.
02:43:20.000 You literally can't.
02:43:21.000 There has to be something wrong with your fucking brain.
02:43:24.000 So they have to come up with something.
02:43:26.000 That's a weird rut.
02:43:28.000 But here's the weird thing.
02:43:29.000 If that's how it has to be, why don't they all go back and then find things...
02:43:33.000 Couldn't you sell the old drugs that way?
02:43:36.000 Yeah, I guess they are, kind of.
02:43:37.000 I mean, if you think about it, that's what the whole medical marijuana kind of thing could be construed as if you wanted to.
02:43:42.000 Well, we found a new way to market this thing.
02:43:44.000 It's a solution to a problem.
02:43:45.000 Yeah, well, medical marijuana is the reason why that's the back door that gets it in.
02:43:50.000 Yeah, I think we all understand that.
02:43:51.000 Even if we think that there are, and I do think there are medical uses for this stuff, there's no question that it has been used as a back door to sort of open the door to what would not have been possible without it.
02:44:01.000 Also ingeniously getting people in government addicted to the money and the revenue that it brings in legally, which you don't get at all if it's illegal.
02:44:11.000 The money still goes into the economy, and that's been really documented in British Columbia.
02:44:16.000 That the economy is very dependent, even though it's illegal.
02:44:19.000 But the taxes that you would get from selling it, the government actually is what loses out on marijuana being illegal.
02:44:27.000 The government loses out because they're not getting any of the tax money from it being sold.
02:44:33.000 It's still one of the things we create and do well in this country, too.
02:44:36.000 You'd think they'd be safeguarding the few things we do well in producing in Well, they're just starting to now pass laws.
02:44:42.000 At Onnit, we sell hemp protein powder, but we have to buy our hemp protein powder in Canada.
02:44:47.000 It's legal to possess, it's legal to sell, it's not legal to grow.
02:44:51.000 That is so asinine, because you're not even talking about a psychoactive plant.
02:44:55.000 You're talking about the male version of the cannabis plant.
02:44:58.000 It's rote.
02:44:59.000 Yeah, the different variations, the cousins of the cannabis plant.
02:45:03.000 There's more than one different type of hemp.
02:45:05.000 But all of them, what they all have and share in common is the amount of THC in them is insanely small.
02:45:11.000 So what you're getting out of it is just a textile.
02:45:13.000 You're getting clothes, you're getting oil, you're getting food that you can eat.
02:45:17.000 And we can't even grow it in America.
02:45:19.000 We're buying it in bulk from Canada and then we sell it.
02:45:22.000 We try to buy the best stuff that we could possibly find, and it's really difficult.
02:45:26.000 Unless you can grow it yourself, it's hard to quality control.
02:45:30.000 You have to really search out these farms that are in another country that are growing this shit.
02:45:36.000 And it's so stupid!
02:45:37.000 So they're just starting to pass laws that are allowing farmers to grow it in America.
02:45:42.000 California has recently passed it.
02:45:44.000 They're trying to pass it in other states.
02:45:45.000 I believe they passed it in Colorado, and I believe they passed it in Washington state, because those are the two places where they've made it legal to consume for adults.
02:45:53.000 I saw one of the best documentaries I've seen on this.
02:45:56.000 There's this documentary called Standing Silent Nation, which is what happened a few years ago on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Africa.
02:46:02.000 For those who are Italian accent impaired.
02:46:04.000 He said, standing silent nature.
02:46:07.000 Nation.
02:46:08.000 Nation.
02:46:08.000 See?
02:46:08.000 I understood him.
02:46:10.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
02:46:11.000 Standing silent nation.
02:46:12.000 That was really cool.
02:46:14.000 It showed what happened on Pine Ridge, which was one of the poorest reservations in the United States where prospects for economic growth are really dimmed.
02:46:23.000 And so what these guys did, they figure, you know, we are somewhat of a sovereign entity because that's how reservations are, right?
02:46:29.000 They are in this weird limbo.
02:46:31.000 And they figure, okay, we can plant industrial hemp, we'll cultivate it, we'll do this whole thing.
02:46:36.000 And you see the progression through the documentary of the The viciousness with which the DEA goes after them to just stamp it out.
02:46:44.000 And you see the facts that you are listing right now, the THC aspect, the fact that this is not a drug.
02:46:49.000 We're not talking about a drug.
02:46:51.000 You're not talking about marijuana.
02:46:54.000 Even marijuana is ridiculous, but that's a whole different story.
02:46:58.000 There are none of the THC that you find.
02:47:00.000 It's the same plant, but it's like marijuana without the stuff that gets you high.
02:47:04.000 And you use it for a million things that, as you say, it's legal to own the products in the United States, but it's not legal to grow it where we can actually make the product in the United States.
02:47:14.000 And there's no argument for it.
02:47:15.000 It just makes no sense.
02:47:17.000 It's a commodity.
02:47:18.000 It's a commodity that's being banned because of a...
02:47:21.000 Close association with an intoxicant.
02:47:23.000 An intoxicant, by the way, it's the safest known to man.
02:47:25.000 Exactly.
02:47:26.000 One that has massive amounts of medical benefits, documented for sure, for real, non-controversial medical benefits, and it's illegal.
02:47:34.000 I've never understood why we don't have, you know, because I always thought one of the arguments that screwed up kids the most was to put marijuana on this list of terrible drugs because then when they try the marijuana, they think you're lying about the heroin.
02:47:47.000 I always thought that there ought to be a checklist that the government used to decide if something should be legal or illegal.
02:47:54.000 You know, a hundred questions.
02:47:55.000 How addictive is it likely to be?
02:47:56.000 How dangerous?
02:47:57.000 Blah, blah, blah.
02:47:58.000 And then if you pass or fail, you know, if you pass, it's legal.
02:48:01.000 That also would be used if you invent some new bathtub drug tomorrow.
02:48:05.000 Okay, well, let's run it down the checklist, right?
02:48:07.000 And then you could say to the people, well, look, I mean, here's how it's scored on the checklist.
02:48:10.000 And I think the damage to that would be because alcohol might not I don't think there's any way marijuana doesn't score better than most of the intoxicants that are out there today.
02:48:24.000 I guess what I'm saying is I think it would help me in raising my own children and keeping them off these harder drugs to be able to have a decent argument.
02:48:31.000 There's a good reason this heroin isn't in general use, kids.
02:48:36.000 It'll really hurt you, trust me.
02:48:37.000 It wouldn't be illegal if it wouldn't really hurt you.
02:48:39.000 Well, what's mind-boggling is that that's not even Schedule 1. I know, because medical uses, that's right.
02:48:45.000 Heroin is Schedule 2. Schedule 1, the most dangerous of all drugs, marijuana is in that.
02:48:51.000 That's an insult.
02:48:52.000 Ronald Reagan in the 80s, marijuana is the most dangerous drug in America.
02:48:56.000 Oh, that was a great speech.
02:48:58.000 How the fuck can you even say that with a straight face?
02:49:00.000 It's hilarious.
02:49:01.000 You know, they found that cone snail venom, they can make a drug out of cone snail venom that is 100 times more potent than any existing pain medication and is completely non-addictive.
02:49:14.000 So it works a hundred times better than all of the Oxycontins and all that other shit, and it's not addictive.
02:49:21.000 Listen to this.
02:49:23.000 The message this evening is not my message, but ours.
02:49:28.000 Despite our best efforts, shortages of marijuana are now being reported.
02:49:35.000 This is a parody.
02:49:39.000 Fail.
02:49:40.000 Fail hard, dude.
02:49:41.000 That's what I have to say to my mythical producer all the time.
02:49:43.000 Fail.
02:49:44.000 How dare you.
02:49:46.000 Yeah, it becomes an insult.
02:49:49.000 And it becomes one more piece of evidence that we're getting fucked.
02:49:52.000 And it's bad to have that out there if you want to run a government.
02:49:56.000 Because it fuels the resistance.
02:49:58.000 It fuels people's...
02:49:59.000 It turns the citizens into the enemy.
02:50:02.000 Yes.
02:50:02.000 That's what it does.
02:50:03.000 Yeah, there's millions and millions of fucking Schedule I criminals in this country.
02:50:07.000 It turns the buttocks-clenching guy who run the stop site at Walmart into the bad guy.
02:50:12.000 Well, he didn't even have any marijuana on him.
02:50:14.000 That's the part I like.
02:50:15.000 But marijuana was the...
02:50:16.000 Do you know that that's what they suspected him of having?
02:50:19.000 So here's the thing.
02:50:20.000 So I'm walking, I'm in my car, and I've got some marijuana I want to smoke later, but I'm afraid if it's in my car, you'll find it.
02:50:26.000 So I shove it up my rear end so that I can smoke it later.
02:50:30.000 The whole thing is so insane.
02:50:32.000 Yeah, it's beautiful.
02:50:34.000 We're living in a simulation, right?
02:50:36.000 It's not real.
02:50:37.000 Wiener, he's not real.
02:50:38.000 Wiener showing his wiener.
02:50:40.000 Come on, none of it's real.
02:50:41.000 It's not real.
02:50:42.000 We're all mad.
02:50:44.000 We're mad as a hatter.
02:50:45.000 And we're just alone by ourselves somewhere, linked up to some computer, trying to pretend that this fucking simulated society we've pieced together makes any sense.
02:50:54.000 I'd be very interested to hear what they're writing on Rogan's message board about this wide variety of interesting topics.
02:50:59.000 No, what do you mean?
02:51:00.000 It's all scripted.
02:51:01.000 That's true.
02:51:02.000 I'll get right back to it.
02:51:03.000 Let me see what it says here.
02:51:04.000 Don't read it, they're savages.
02:51:05.000 Well, we're a New World Order mouthpiece here at the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast.
02:51:09.000 I don't know if you know that.
02:51:10.000 I became a New World Order mouthpiece once I started doing that Joe Rogan questions everything.
02:51:15.000 Oh, of course.
02:51:15.000 And I wasn't really willing to question everything.
02:51:19.000 I thought the eye rolls that you did were absolutely artistic in some of those scenes.
02:51:23.000 Thank you very much.
02:51:24.000 Well, it got to a certain point where I was like, you know what?
02:51:27.000 I can't do this anymore.
02:51:29.000 I can't keep talking to liars and pretending that we're putting together a TV show.
02:51:33.000 When I was talking to a guy who told me he saw a bulletproof wolf that popped out of a vortex of mist.
02:51:39.000 Somebody told you that?
02:51:40.000 Yeah, it's true.
02:51:41.000 By the way, he also told me he saw a UFO, sees them on a regular basis, and went and found Bigfoot the very first time he went looking for it.
02:51:47.000 I was like, oh, criminy.
02:51:49.000 Like, what am I doing with my life?
02:51:50.000 We're so far off of the reality road that I'm never going to find my way back.
02:51:55.000 It is hard to maintain the straight-faced thing.
02:51:59.000 It's not worth it.
02:52:00.000 At a certain point in time, you're like, oh, this is just a broken idea.
02:52:03.000 This is a person with a...
02:52:05.000 They're chasing down thoughts that are bad, and they don't stop chasing them down.
02:52:10.000 And they're reasonably intelligent, so they can argue the way around these things when confronted.
02:52:14.000 And Michael Shermer had a quote about that, about really smart people who believe in really dumb things because they're smart enough to argue it.
02:52:20.000 And I think that's the case with a lot of these folks.
02:52:22.000 And the flaw in the thinking is so obvious.
02:52:26.000 So when I didn't believe in chemtrails, that every fucking airplane that you see a contrail that's persistent is the government spraying us with evil chemicals, all of a sudden people are like, you're a fucking mouthpiece for the New World War.
02:52:37.000 I told you, I got that too, though, for questioning the Hastings thing.
02:52:40.000 Yeah.
02:52:41.000 Well, you're going to get that.
02:52:42.000 That's the problem when you have a worldview that's nuanced, when you have something that's...
02:52:48.000 Wonderful word, yes.
02:52:49.000 Thank you, by the way, for putting it in a way that now the public understands.
02:52:52.000 No, no, no.
02:52:53.000 When I first said it, you got it.
02:52:54.000 Everybody got it.
02:52:56.000 But yeah, because the fact is, like the reviews you get or the feedback that Joe is getting about this stuff, to me is not surprising because anytime you have a position that's not stereotypical, where you're not clearly in one camp, 150%, where he's the...
02:53:11.000 Oswald did it, or no, that's total bullshit.
02:53:13.000 How can you believe that?
02:53:14.000 Or, you know, about anything, right?
02:53:16.000 When you start asking questions that poke holes in one line of thinking, but then at the same time, when people start feeling reassured that, oh, then you are on this side, then you start saying, well, kind of, but wait a second, because also there's something here that's problematic here.
02:53:31.000 And you're just keeping an open mind, right?
02:53:32.000 It doesn't mean that you can't commit to an idea.
02:53:34.000 It doesn't mean that you are...
02:53:36.000 Flip-flopping.
02:53:37.000 You're just considering the pros and cons, and sometimes it's not that black and white.
02:53:41.000 It drives people crazy.
02:53:42.000 And the media doesn't want you to do that either, because they used to tell me on the radio, a listener has to know where you stand on every issue within three minutes of turning you on.
02:53:52.000 And I said, that's a cartoon character.
02:53:54.000 That's not a real person.
02:53:55.000 And it's the same thing where I had just done a show recently where we were talking about...
02:54:01.000 Go ahead.
02:54:01.000 Wrap this up.
02:54:02.000 The point is that whole idea that nuance is a bad thing.
02:54:06.000 Somebody call me, I'm being called a moderate and a realist more and more today, which is coming from like tinfoil hat, crazy radical territory, and I haven't changed my views at all in 20 years.
02:54:16.000 Well, a couple things, but basically it means that society, like you said, has started to pick up on things and has moved in a direction.
02:54:22.000 I used to say to people, the NSA is spying on everyone, and they said, no, they're not.
02:54:26.000 You're crazy.
02:54:26.000 Get your tinfoil hat out.
02:54:27.000 Now I say the NSA is spying on everyone, and they go, I know.
02:54:30.000 You know, so society has just sort of moved in a different direction, and nuance, that's what society's missing today, gray areas.
02:54:37.000 Yeah, I've been called a conspiracy theorist with good reason for theorists for a long time about a lot of different subjects, but I've always found it really odd that the idea...
02:54:47.000 That people haven't conspired on things is so attractive to people.
02:54:51.000 People want to be able to debunk things just as willingly as other people want to find conspiracy in things.
02:54:58.000 And there's some things that are not debunkable.
02:55:00.000 There's some realities like the reality of the fucking central bank, the realities of the influence of the Bilderberg group, the realities of We're good to go.
02:55:34.000 Even if it's 50% correct.
02:55:36.000 That 50% is fucking terrifying.
02:55:38.000 And every one of those examples that they showed, if those were the only examples, and I don't think they are, we're doing something crazy.
02:55:46.000 And it's all being done because of money.
02:55:48.000 We're ruining this world forever.
02:55:51.000 Whether it's the ocean patch that's bigger than Texas that's all plastic that's floating out there and choking birds and whales.
02:55:58.000 A beached whale just died.
02:56:01.000 His stomach was filled with plastic.
02:56:03.000 I mean, what we are doing for real that we're doing bad is fucking insane.
02:56:09.000 So anybody who's not willing to look at the other possibilities, like, man, your rigid view of the world is fucking your head up.
02:56:17.000 There's some weirdness afoot.
02:56:19.000 Simulation theory, goddammit, I'm telling you.
02:56:21.000 Short-term gain, baby.
02:56:22.000 That whale wasn't doing any good for me.
02:56:24.000 Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
02:56:25.000 Case closed, I say.
02:56:27.000 Done.
02:56:27.000 Case closed.
02:56:29.000 Listen, I think we could do this at the end of time, the end of today, but we're not going to.
02:56:35.000 This is it.
02:56:35.000 We're going to wrap this up.
02:56:36.000 But we could fucking do this again.
02:56:38.000 God damn it.
02:56:38.000 Dan Carlin, Daniel Bolelli.
02:56:40.000 Thank you for coming up with this idea.
02:56:42.000 This is Mr. Bolelli's idea.
02:56:43.000 I came up with it without telling either of you.
02:56:45.000 I felt both of you.
02:56:47.000 It was a mind meld.
02:56:49.000 And if anybody wants to listen to Daniel Bolelli's podcast, it is The Drunken Taoist.
02:56:53.000 It's available on everything, right?
02:56:55.000 iTunes and...
02:56:56.000 Is it on Stitcher as well?
02:56:57.000 Yeah, Stitcher.
02:56:57.000 Stitcher, and of course, Dan Carlin is not one, but two fucking podcasts.
02:57:02.000 Jesus Christ, as if you had enough free time to absorb them all.
02:57:05.000 One is Hardcore History, which is absolutely sensational.
02:57:08.000 The other one is DC Common Sense.
02:57:10.000 A little mediocre.
02:57:11.000 No, this guy lies!
02:57:13.000 They're both awesome.
02:57:14.000 Thank you.
02:57:52.000 Thanks, Oprah.
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02:58:10.000 Alright, we love the fuck out of you guys.
02:58:11.000 We have a great week next week, including...
02:58:14.000 I got an astronaut coming in, fuckers.
02:58:16.000 I got that guy, Commander.
02:58:18.000 What is it?
02:58:20.000 He was the dude who...
02:58:22.000 Let me find this email before we wrap this up.
02:58:26.000 Because I have to be...
02:58:28.000 Hold on a second.
02:58:32.000 Oh boy, isn't this a fucking great way to end an awesome podcast?
02:58:35.000 Me searching through my fucking email like a moron.
02:58:38.000 Colonel Chris Hatfield.
02:58:40.000 Chris Hatfield was up in the space station until recently.
02:58:44.000 The Canadian astronaut that was in the news.
02:58:46.000 He'll be here on Monday.
02:58:48.000 And we also have, next week, we have Graham Hancock is coming in on Wednesday.
02:58:55.000 Should be fantastic.
02:58:56.000 And Anna Kasparian from the Young Turks.
02:59:00.000 She will be here on Tuesday.
02:59:02.000 So it's a fun-filled week, you freaks.
02:59:06.000 And I will see you guys Saturday night in Edmonton at the River Creek Casino with the lovely and talented Sam Tripoli.
02:59:13.000 And thank you.
02:59:14.000 Thank you to Dan Carlin.
02:59:15.000 Thank you to Daniele Bolelli.
02:59:16.000 It was a beautiful time had by all.
02:59:18.000 We love the fuck out of you people.
02:59:19.000 See you soon.