The Joe Rogan Experience - November 18, 2013


Joe Rogan Experience #418 - Jeremy Stephens, Eddie Bravo


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 55 minutes

Words per Minute

213.8989

Word Count

37,525

Sentence Count

3,593

Misogynist Sentences

78

Hate Speech Sentences

67


Summary

This week on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, we talk about the benefits of jiu-jitsu and why you should get in shape for comedy. Joe also talks about a new website called Lumosity and how it can help you increase your brain's capacity to think and remember things and how you can get in better shape by training in jiu jitsu and getting your brain in shape to be able to do things like remember information and do complex math problems and solve problems. This episode is brought to you by Lumosity, a website that's designed as a gym for your dome. As we sit here drinking Miller High Life, we're drinking a Miller high life, and we're talking about jiujitsu. You can't get better than that, and you're not going to get better at it if you don't get into shape by getting in shape by doing something that keeps you in shape. Joe talks about how important it is to be in shape, and what you should do to make sure you're in shape so you can make the most out of your time on stage and on stage. We also talk about how you need to get into Jiu-Jitsu, and how to get in good shape so that you can be the best version of yourself on stage, which is the most important part of your day to day work you can do to get the best you can possibly do for comedy and stand the best of yourself. Enjoy! Thank you to Lumosity for sponsoring the show! -Joe Rogan and thanks to Eddie Bravo for being a good friend of the show, and for helping us out with the equipment and time and money we got us out on the road to do this episode. Cheers, Eddie Bravo, we appreciate you, we really appreciate you. -Lumosity, we love you, brozz, thank you, thanks, we got this, we are so much, we hope you like it, we'll see you next week! XOXO, Joe, we will see you back next week, see you soon, see ya soon, bye. XO, bye! -JOEYO! -Eddie Bravo, Joe -Jonah - -Josie, -SORRY, JOSEPH - SONGS, EJ, JOE, JUICY, JOBY, SORRY! -


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Hello, freaks.
00:00:04.000 What the fuck's going on, ladies and gentlemen?
00:00:05.000 This episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast is brought to you by Lumosity.com.
00:00:13.000 Did it again.
00:00:13.000 And that's not a dude, by the way.
00:00:15.000 That'd be a cool name, though.
00:00:17.000 My name's Lou.
00:00:18.000 Lumosity.
00:00:20.000 That's a badass dude.
00:00:21.000 Is that the internet?
00:00:23.000 That helicopter?
00:00:24.000 No, that's real life.
00:00:26.000 I thought that was a sound effect.
00:00:28.000 They're looking for you, Eddie Bravo.
00:00:30.000 Don't say that.
00:00:32.000 Not now!
00:00:33.000 Shit!
00:00:34.000 I didn't say shit.
00:00:35.000 Listen to Alex Jones.
00:00:37.000 Go after him.
00:00:37.000 Black helicopters.
00:00:39.000 Problems and solutions, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:41.000 Lumosity is a website that's designed as a gym for your dome.
00:00:45.000 As we sit here drinking Miller High Life.
00:00:50.000 Lumosity is essentially what they've developed as games that increase your brain's capacity to do things.
00:01:00.000 And what do I mean by that?
00:01:02.000 It's like it gets your brain in shape.
00:01:04.000 And they don't come across as like being work.
00:01:06.000 It comes across as As games.
00:01:09.000 It's really interesting.
00:01:10.000 It's based on the science of...
00:01:11.000 It's called neuroplasticity.
00:01:14.000 That's the idea behind it.
00:01:16.000 There's a series of questions that they ask you when you sign up.
00:01:19.000 And when you go to their website, you click on Get Started Now, and then you start entering all sorts of information.
00:01:25.000 Like, what aspects of your memory are you trying to train?
00:01:29.000 Like recalling the location of objects.
00:01:32.000 Can you not breathe?
00:01:32.000 What's going on?
00:01:33.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:01:35.000 You're dying over there.
00:01:37.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:01:37.000 You're breathing right into the microphone.
00:01:39.000 I'm sorry.
00:01:40.000 Marijuana makes you do odd things and I realize you're doing it.
00:01:44.000 Lumosity has memory, attention, speed, meaning the speed of recognizing things, coming up with answers for things, flexibility, communicating clearly and thinking outside the box.
00:01:56.000 And again, all this shit is done In games.
00:01:59.000 It's really interesting stuff.
00:02:00.000 I enjoy it.
00:02:01.000 It's fun.
00:02:02.000 It's fun to play.
00:02:03.000 Has there ever been a guy that...
00:02:05.000 You know how there's a bunch of 350 pound guys out there that you know that all of a sudden they're 190. They get in shape.
00:02:12.000 They've been doing jujitsu the last year.
00:02:14.000 Robert Bradley was 350 pounds.
00:02:16.000 He's 190 pounds now.
00:02:18.000 Amazing.
00:02:19.000 All because he cut out soda.
00:02:20.000 And he started training jiu-jitsu.
00:02:22.000 So with this luminosity thing that you got, what if there's...
00:02:24.000 Lumosity.
00:02:25.000 What if there's...
00:02:26.000 What if you start...
00:02:27.000 Like, you know these dudes.
00:02:28.000 You know certain...
00:02:29.000 You know this guy Joe or whatever is an idiot.
00:02:32.000 And all of a sudden he gets into these games and he's fucking intelligent.
00:02:35.000 He's like Graham Hancock and shit.
00:02:37.000 You think there'll be guys like that?
00:02:38.000 I think it's possible to increase your capacity slightly.
00:02:42.000 That's what I think.
00:02:43.000 I know how dumb I am, so I know when it comes to...
00:02:47.000 Have you ever talked to a mathematician?
00:02:51.000 In sixth grade.
00:02:53.000 I've had conversations with mathematicians, just random guys that have met places, and started talking to them about that fucking goodwill hunting shit when they write on the chalkboard and all those weird...
00:03:02.000 And what the fuck does that mean?
00:03:02.000 Exactly!
00:03:03.000 I knew it a little bit meant in algebra, because algebra was kind of easy to me and it was all that shit, but I don't remember what it means now.
00:03:11.000 Well, I think this is what it's like, I think.
00:03:13.000 And I think this is where Lumosity comes into this.
00:03:15.000 Is that when you do something a lot, you get in shape for that thing.
00:03:19.000 And that includes comedy.
00:03:20.000 You know, I've been doing comedy for 23 years.
00:03:22.000 But dude, if I take a couple months off, I get on shaky legs.
00:03:25.000 If I just try to go on stage flat, I have to go over my material.
00:03:28.000 I have to listen to notes.
00:03:30.000 I have to listen to old recordings and get myself in the groove.
00:03:33.000 Because my mind's not in comedy shape.
00:03:35.000 And that's what happens.
00:03:36.000 That happened to me when I was filming that show, the sci-fi show, because I was doing it constantly.
00:03:39.000 I got out of comedy shape.
00:03:41.000 I could feel it.
00:03:41.000 I could feel it on stage.
00:03:42.000 I was just off a little.
00:03:43.000 And I think that mathematics, especially, is one of those things that you get into and you build a base.
00:03:50.000 You build a base, an understanding of simple stuff.
00:03:53.000 You know, simple arithmetic, simple subtraction, then you start dividing things, then you start getting into algebra and equations and calculus, and you need that base.
00:04:01.000 You need, like, you gotta be in shape.
00:04:02.000 You can't just get into a jiu-jitsu gym and roll with Eddie Bravo.
00:04:05.000 You gotta have some fucking training behind you, you gotta build your conditioning up, you gotta get somewhere.
00:04:10.000 I think it's like that with everything you do, man.
00:04:12.000 I remember how to multiply numbers and add them and subtract them and write them up, right?
00:04:18.000 But the division, you know when you put them in the little house and it's like 345 divided into 17,212?
00:04:26.000 I'm like, how the fuck do you do that again?
00:04:28.000 You start over, you start on the top of that house, and where do the decimal points go?
00:04:33.000 I don't know how to do that shit no more.
00:04:35.000 Yeah.
00:04:36.000 That's where it stops.
00:04:36.000 It's one of those things, man, where you just gotta do it all the time.
00:04:39.000 It's gotta be a part of your life.
00:04:41.000 If it's not a part of your life, it's too slippery.
00:04:44.000 I think that's the way with jiu-jitsu, I think that's the way with comedy, I think that's the way with anything hard.
00:04:49.000 I think most people forget that shit, like this division, because I'm sure you'll probably fuck up too.
00:04:52.000 Fuck up.
00:04:53.000 So what is the point of, is it important to learn how to do it even though you're going to forget it?
00:05:01.000 Is that just an exercise of the mind?
00:05:03.000 It's not the actual division process and all that.
00:05:08.000 It's just you're young, you're 12, you're 13, you're working out the mind.
00:05:12.000 We know they're going to forget it when they grow older, but you need that workout.
00:05:15.000 Is it for that or are you supposed to remember how to do that?
00:05:18.000 I think when you take time off of things, you just forget how to do them.
00:05:22.000 You know, I went for a long period of time where I didn't play pool.
00:05:24.000 You know, I used to play pool eight, ten hours a day when I lived in New York.
00:05:27.000 I wanted to be a professional pool player.
00:05:29.000 I was obsessed.
00:05:30.000 And then I took, like, years off.
00:05:32.000 And I started playing again in, like, 2006 or something after I did a TV show.
00:05:37.000 And I was fucking terrible, dude.
00:05:39.000 I didn't know what I was doing.
00:05:41.000 I just lost all of my information.
00:05:43.000 It all went away.
00:05:45.000 But I was playing eight, ten hours a day, man.
00:05:47.000 I was pretty decent.
00:05:48.000 I was a decent B player.
00:05:50.000 And then I just was a F player as soon as I came back.
00:05:53.000 I was like, where did it all go?
00:05:55.000 Why did I forget how to do everything?
00:05:57.000 Math is a science.
00:05:59.000 Get that thing right up on you.
00:06:00.000 Math, to me, it's a science.
00:06:02.000 It's very complex.
00:06:03.000 I think you're born with it.
00:06:05.000 It's a serious set of skills that you have to constantly keep working on if you're going to perfect it.
00:06:09.000 One thing about mathematicians, they never argue with each other.
00:06:12.000 They're not like, oh no, this is going to happen.
00:06:14.000 They never debate.
00:06:15.000 Mathematicians are just like, boom.
00:06:16.000 It's right on the table.
00:06:17.000 You can't argue the math that's correct.
00:06:19.000 All he's going to do is look at it and he's going to be like, oh man, that's correct.
00:06:22.000 The same thing with this lumosity, which is so crazy because, to me, that's like science.
00:06:27.000 Science is basically telling you to put your life, your brain, your neurological patterns, your thoughts, everything on a computer.
00:06:32.000 And I think scientists are able to study that.
00:06:35.000 Like, what do most people like?
00:06:36.000 What are they going to do this?
00:06:37.000 And they're going to start putting it into categories because there's these scientists out there right now that are basically...
00:06:42.000 Learning how to control computers through one's brain.
00:06:44.000 They think that your brain is going to be part of the computer one day.
00:06:47.000 For sure.
00:06:48.000 And it's all going to be, that computer is actually going to be you.
00:06:50.000 And I think with this Lumosity is a huge step in that era, which is like a science, it's a math.
00:06:55.000 I think it's just building on computers are the next, you can't deny them.
00:06:59.000 You know, we've grown so much through computers in this history.
00:07:01.000 It's only going to get more advanced.
00:07:03.000 It's going to get a lot more technical and a lot more bizarre.
00:07:05.000 Yeah, the idea of designing programs that enhance your brain the same way you would design something that would work out a computer.
00:07:12.000 I think you have a real good point about mathematicians, too, because they don't argue about shit.
00:07:16.000 It's pretty black and white.
00:07:18.000 If you can understand the math, but it gets so squirrely that some guys can't even understand the math.
00:07:23.000 It gets to this weird, super complex area where they have these million-dollar prizes to solve problems.
00:07:28.000 There was this one crazy Russian cat that apparently he wanted but didn't want the money.
00:07:33.000 Do you remember that shit?
00:07:34.000 Remember that story?
00:07:35.000 Some Russian dude who solved this long-term mathematical problem and he didn't even want the money.
00:07:42.000 It was like a million-dollar prize or something ridiculous behind it.
00:07:45.000 But he was just obsessed with solving these complex riddles of numbers and he lived in that world, the world of numbers.
00:07:52.000 How crazy is it that that is the pinnacle of...
00:07:59.000 Intellect.
00:08:00.000 Yeah.
00:08:00.000 We don't know shit about it.
00:08:02.000 I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
00:08:04.000 And that's like, it's almost like, it's almost to fully understand, no one knows exactly what we're about and how the fuck we're, why we're here, but it's gonna have something to do with them damn numbers that they're working on, right?
00:08:17.000 It's gonna, like, the meaning of the universe has something, there's a connection, and they're closer to figuring it out than we are, you know?
00:08:25.000 Yeah, that's what life's about, is really connecting As far as connecting a punch, connecting a triangle, the whole world is connected.
00:08:32.000 Connecting the dots.
00:08:33.000 And math is the true science to it, because most people can't understand it, so automatically they're like, no, this guy's crazy.
00:08:37.000 So basically, none of us in this room are involved in the true science of life.
00:08:40.000 We're just fucking shitting ourselves and jerking off all over the place.
00:08:44.000 Yeah, when you look at...
00:08:47.000 Reproduction is very key to our species.
00:08:49.000 There's so many people out there that could look at science, though.
00:08:52.000 They see the science and they're smart as hell.
00:08:56.000 They look at the science and they still don't see it.
00:08:59.000 But if it was put in math, like you put it in numbers, you have to accept it.
00:09:06.000 They accept the numbers, all that shit.
00:09:09.000 They'll check to see if your theory is right, and if it isn't, it basically becomes like a law of gravity.
00:09:13.000 It's set in stone.
00:09:14.000 There's no arguing with it.
00:09:16.000 It's a law.
00:09:17.000 If you throw something up in the air, it's going to fall down.
00:09:19.000 There's so no bias in that.
00:09:21.000 In math, there's no bias.
00:09:24.000 That's an interesting point, man.
00:09:26.000 I want to get to this on the podcast later.
00:09:29.000 We're going to talk about some numbers and Some different things over this weekend.
00:09:33.000 Anyway, go to Lumosity.com.
00:09:35.000 Use the code name ROGAN. Let them know that I sent you in the referral box.
00:09:39.000 And click Start Training.
00:09:40.000 Create your own program.
00:09:41.000 You can try it out.
00:09:42.000 It's a really, really fascinating website.
00:09:46.000 I think it's a beautiful design.
00:09:47.000 I love the idea behind it.
00:09:49.000 And I love the idea that you can do something like this.
00:09:52.000 That you can create a fucking gym for your brain.
00:09:55.000 It's awesome.
00:09:56.000 They owe you triple for this commercial.
00:09:57.000 This was 35 minutes.
00:09:59.000 Yeah, but these commercials are entertaining.
00:10:01.000 That's the whole key behind it.
00:10:02.000 We need more of those, Joe.
00:10:04.000 Like the way you used to do it.
00:10:05.000 You're just blazing through them in two minutes.
00:10:07.000 You used to give us 30 minutes.
00:10:09.000 That is true.
00:10:10.000 Sometimes I do.
00:10:11.000 They're going to expect it, man.
00:10:12.000 You better slow down.
00:10:12.000 God damn, you're right.
00:10:13.000 Damn it, Eddie Bravo.
00:10:14.000 Why are you freaking me out, man?
00:10:16.000 Yeah, he had the Darth Vader.
00:10:19.000 People are going to give you commercials and they're going to give you material, too.
00:10:22.000 Try to say this.
00:10:23.000 I've already had that.
00:10:24.000 Oh, really?
00:10:25.000 Yeah, that shit don't work so well.
00:10:25.000 They try to give you jokes?
00:10:26.000 That shit don't work so well.
00:10:28.000 Lumosity.com.
00:10:29.000 Go there.
00:10:30.000 It's the shit.
00:10:31.000 You'll love it.
00:10:32.000 We're also brought to you by Squarespace.com.
00:10:34.000 Squarespace is a new website that is designed to make websites.
00:10:39.000 It's fucking awesome.
00:10:41.000 I'm a huge fan of this thing.
00:10:43.000 Everybody that we've turned on to Squarespace has really enjoyed it.
00:10:47.000 It's like MySpace, right?
00:10:49.000 What are you doing?
00:10:50.000 Sorry, I was adjusting something.
00:10:53.000 You are retarded.
00:10:54.000 MySpace, you pretty much used to build your own website, right?
00:10:58.000 This is way better.
00:10:59.000 This is not going to crash, and I don't think you use glitter tags.
00:11:03.000 You can set up a store on this.
00:11:05.000 There's no comments?
00:11:06.000 You can use it on iPhone, Android, anything.
00:11:09.000 It's pretty badass.
00:11:11.000 We're going to do some sort of a contest, and the winner, whoever creates the coolest website, is going to get free Squarespace.
00:11:19.000 It's like for a year or something like that, right?
00:11:22.000 Free service for a year.
00:11:24.000 I'll let you know exactly what the contest is going to be, but I'm expecting some pretty cool websites because it's pretty easy to use.
00:11:30.000 A dope like myself can use it.
00:11:32.000 It's simple.
00:11:33.000 And if you go and use the offer code JOE and the number 11, because we're in the month of November, you can get 10% off your first purchase on new accounts.
00:11:42.000 What's so funny?
00:11:43.000 What happened?
00:11:43.000 What happened?
00:11:44.000 It keeps on breathing in the mics.
00:11:46.000 I keep trying to...
00:11:46.000 Eddie Bravo's like...
00:11:48.000 Is your nose jacked?
00:11:49.000 It's a heavy breather, man.
00:11:50.000 It's a heavy breather.
00:11:52.000 I have sleep apnea.
00:11:53.000 Yeah.
00:11:54.000 A mild case.
00:11:56.000 A mild case.
00:11:57.000 I snore like a motherfucker, man.
00:11:59.000 Me too.
00:11:59.000 You know what a big part of that?
00:12:00.000 My wife tapes me.
00:12:01.000 She goes, look, this was you last night.
00:12:03.000 I'm like, shit.
00:12:03.000 You know what a big part of that, man?
00:12:04.000 It's terrible.
00:12:05.000 It's your nose and it's also your neck.
00:12:08.000 Grapplers get it a lot.
00:12:09.000 Do you sleep with your chest up?
00:12:10.000 Because your neck is too big.
00:12:10.000 Dude, I'm all over the fucking place.
00:12:13.000 And I said, do you sleep on your side?
00:12:14.000 Dude, I'm like, I'm violently wrestling with myself.
00:12:18.000 I'm putting myself in the lockdown and shit when I sleep.
00:12:21.000 I wake up five times a day or a night and I piss a couple times a night.
00:12:27.000 I'm all over the fucking place, man.
00:12:28.000 I never get to...
00:12:29.000 Anyway, make a website on that.
00:12:35.000 EdieBravoSleepPatterns.com.
00:12:36.000 And just every night go, man, tonight was a motherfucker.
00:12:39.000 That actually might be a cool video series.
00:12:41.000 Like every day you wake up and talk about your fucking sleep.
00:12:43.000 And GoPro the snoring.
00:12:45.000 Yeah.
00:12:46.000 Time elapsed me just fucking all over the place.
00:12:49.000 You can go to Squarespace.com, Eddie Bravo, and you can make this website, and you can sell stuff.
00:12:55.000 You can set up an e-commerce site, and it works for musicians, too.
00:12:58.000 This is the thing about Squarespace.
00:13:00.000 You can easily sell music, so it is right up your alley.
00:13:03.000 Digital downloads.
00:13:04.000 You can sell merchandise.
00:13:05.000 Oh, I need a SoundCloud, man.
00:13:06.000 That's the shit.
00:13:07.000 You like SoundCloud?
00:13:08.000 Dude, SoundCloud is the best.
00:13:09.000 You got it.
00:13:10.000 You gotta get on that SoundCloud, get the free music.
00:13:13.000 It just seems like most artists, even though they're signed, they'll have their little SoundCloud and put their own remixes and shit on that.
00:13:20.000 I mean, it's all free.
00:13:22.000 If you want to go to Squarespace and Bravo.
00:13:26.000 I'm plugging SoundCloud.
00:13:28.000 I'm sorry.
00:13:29.000 I apologize.
00:13:30.000 Edit that out.
00:13:31.000 It's for musicians who want to sell music.
00:13:33.000 I guess it's pretty fucking hard to sell music these days, right?
00:13:36.000 You gotta give it away.
00:13:37.000 You gotta give that shit away.
00:13:38.000 That's a fascinating turn of events, man.
00:13:40.000 The internet is a weird thing.
00:13:42.000 It really is.
00:13:42.000 You can connect your accounts to Facebook, Twitter, all that shit.
00:13:46.000 And if you go to squarespace.com and use the offer code JOE and the number 11, because we're in the month of November, you can get 10% off If you sign up for a yearly plan and that discount applies to the entire year.
00:14:00.000 So use the offer code Joe and the number 11. Get 10% off your first purchase on new accounts at Squarespace.com.
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00:14:13.000 We're also brought to you by Onnit.com.
00:14:15.000 That's O-N-N-I-T. If you haven't been there for a while, we've got a lot of new shit, including zombie kettlebells that will scare the fuck out of you while you're training.
00:14:23.000 You want to train for the zombie apocalypse?
00:14:25.000 No better way than swinging around a 72-pound zombie head.
00:14:28.000 You will get some serious shape, son, especially if you double up on those bitches.
00:14:32.000 Hell yeah.
00:14:32.000 Did you put hair on them yet?
00:14:34.000 No, no hair yet.
00:14:34.000 That's the Eddie Bravo idea.
00:14:36.000 You've got to earn that.
00:14:37.000 You've got to earn that.
00:14:37.000 Wouldn't that be cool if you put wigs on them?
00:14:39.000 You've got to earn that hair, dude.
00:14:40.000 You know what I mean?
00:14:41.000 It looks like you're swinging around a decapitated head.
00:14:45.000 I could think of no better way to prepare for the apocalypse than two 72-pound zombie kettlebells.
00:14:53.000 Son, you be ready.
00:14:54.000 You just gotta do that extreme kettlebell cardio workout series from Keith Weber and do it with two 72-pounders.
00:15:00.000 No one can fuck with you.
00:15:01.000 Those zombies, you'd just be cutting heads off and running to safety.
00:15:05.000 Over and over again.
00:15:06.000 Zombies are real.
00:15:06.000 They're real.
00:15:07.000 Put that on your Squarespace.
00:15:08.000 Put that shit on your website.
00:15:10.000 You know they're making a prequel to that Facebook movie?
00:15:13.000 No, I didn't know.
00:15:14.000 It's going to be about MySpace.
00:15:15.000 Oh, is it?
00:15:16.000 Yep.
00:15:17.000 That seems like a bad joke.
00:15:19.000 What if Justin Timberlake is going to play that guy too?
00:15:22.000 Episode 1. No, they gotta go back to Friendster first.
00:15:26.000 It started off at LiveJournal.
00:15:27.000 Didn't it start off at Friendster?
00:15:29.000 And then everyone left Friendster and they go, fucking MySpace!
00:15:32.000 I was on LiveJournal.
00:15:33.000 Remember that?
00:15:34.000 I don't remember that at all.
00:15:36.000 They should really fuck with us and use the exact same actors that they used in the Facebook commercial and don't say shit about it.
00:15:41.000 The Facebook movie?
00:15:43.000 Use the exact same actors.
00:15:44.000 Everyone who was in that Facebook movie, now in the MySpace movie.
00:15:47.000 Just to let you know how fucking stupid we think you are.
00:15:50.000 You know, it has a bad ending, the MySpace movie.
00:15:54.000 I didn't see it.
00:15:54.000 When everyone started abandoning ship and going to Facebook.
00:15:57.000 It's still up, man.
00:15:58.000 I tried to delete my account several times.
00:16:02.000 They're like, no, no, no, stay!
00:16:04.000 Stay!
00:16:04.000 Oh, it didn't work!
00:16:05.000 Sorry!
00:16:06.000 It fucking didn't work.
00:16:07.000 Anyway, go to Onnit.com, check out any of our supplements, use the code name ROGAN, and save 10% off any and all the supplements.
00:16:14.000 All the supplements we sell, whether it's Shroom Tech Sport, which is the best, if you want to talk about a workout, a pre-workout thing to take, the best thing I've ever tried, ever, for enhancing your endurance is this Shroom Tech Sport shit.
00:16:27.000 It's Cordyceps Mushrooms and B12. And there's a couple other ingredients in there as well.
00:16:32.000 But the idea behind it is that cordyceps mushrooms, they found that these high-altitude herding cattle people noticed that their cows were eating these mushrooms and they were more active.
00:16:43.000 So they started taking them and people started using them.
00:16:46.000 China used them in the Olympics and they got a bunch of gold medals with them.
00:16:49.000 In 1993, the Beijing Summer Games, the Chinese women's team was using, they figured out how to use these cordyceps mushrooms To run marathons.
00:17:01.000 It says they were running an impossible marathon every day in preparation.
00:17:05.000 Several world records later, the rumor was confirmed.
00:17:08.000 The rumor.
00:17:09.000 The doping test came up negative, and it was revealed that the secrets was Cordyceps sinensis.
00:17:16.000 Sinensis?
00:17:17.000 S-I-N-E-N-S-I-S. How would you say that?
00:17:20.000 How many fucking words are there online that you know what they are when you read them, but you have no idea how to say those?
00:17:26.000 If that story isn't true, it's a genius story, because how are you going to check on the Chinese fucking swim team or something?
00:17:33.000 Oh yeah, you could just make up some shit easily.
00:17:35.000 Oh, you could go online and find that pretty quick.
00:17:37.000 These supplements are the real deal, I think, man.
00:17:40.000 I believe him.
00:17:41.000 The idea behind this cordyceps mushroom, it improves oxygen utilization and ATP production, two critical aspects of the endurance athlete.
00:17:51.000 So it's a fantastic workout supplement.
00:17:53.000 It makes sense.
00:17:54.000 Just like weed, weed is good in so many different ways, with nutrition and everything.
00:17:59.000 Mushrooms, they definitely put you in touch with the other dimensions that are all around you.
00:18:06.000 Some of them.
00:18:07.000 Some of them will kill the fuck out of you.
00:18:08.000 You gotta be careful.
00:18:09.000 Don't eat the wrong shit.
00:18:10.000 But it makes sense.
00:18:11.000 It makes sense that it does other shit.
00:18:13.000 Physical benefits.
00:18:14.000 That makes total sense.
00:18:15.000 Totally does.
00:18:16.000 Anyway, no one's trying to rip you off.
00:18:18.000 This is all the best shit that we can find.
00:18:19.000 We sell everything that we use.
00:18:22.000 And we have a very fair policy on supplements.
00:18:25.000 There's a 30 pill, 90 day money back guarantee.
00:18:28.000 You don't even have to return it.
00:18:29.000 Just say...
00:18:30.000 I tried this shit.
00:18:31.000 I didn't feel anything.
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00:18:34.000 You're good.
00:18:34.000 You don't have to send anything in.
00:18:36.000 You get your money back.
00:18:37.000 Because all we're doing is trying to turn you on to some shit that we use ourselves.
00:18:41.000 And I find benefit in it.
00:18:43.000 And I think that if you try it, you're going to enjoy it.
00:18:45.000 You're going to find benefit in it.
00:18:46.000 And you're going to realize...
00:18:48.000 Why it costs what it costs, what's involved in producing it, what we're trying to do, give you the highest level ingredients available, and do it in the most ethical way possible.
00:18:59.000 That's what we're trying to do.
00:19:00.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:19:01.000 If you feel it, you know it's real.
00:19:03.000 You'll feel your performance peak up.
00:19:04.000 You'll feel a lot more healthier.
00:19:07.000 The more older you get and the more better you feel, you're going to start feeling a lot younger.
00:19:10.000 I think it does a lot of great things for you mentally, mind, body, soul, spirit.
00:19:15.000 There's a bunch of shit you can do out there to benefit yourself, and that's what Ana is all about.
00:19:21.000 It's a human optimization website.
00:19:23.000 We're trying to just find shit that puts you in the best mood.
00:19:26.000 There's a supplement called 5-HTP, and it helps your brain actually produce chemicals that make you feel better.
00:19:32.000 And serotonin development.
00:19:34.000 It's all from, people have been, you know, they've had these drugs to enhance serotonin development for a long time, and SSRIs for people who have depression issues.
00:19:46.000 Well, 5-HTP is a natural way to do that, and that's one of the supplements that we sell it on, and it's called New Mood.
00:19:52.000 And inside of New Mood is 5-HTP, and also L-tryptophan, which converts to 5-HTP in your body.
00:19:58.000 The idea being that it'll give you more of a time-release effect.
00:20:03.000 As far as what's controversial, I've never heard one person say that New Mood didn't have an effect on them, and I've never heard one person say that Shroom Tech Sport hasn't had an effect on them.
00:20:12.000 Positive.
00:20:12.000 But there are people that said Alpha Brain didn't do shit for them, and I don't know what that's about.
00:20:17.000 I don't know how...
00:20:18.000 I mean, some people...
00:20:19.000 They work together.
00:20:20.000 The New Mood and the Alpha Brain.
00:20:22.000 Some people, maybe they're not as sensitive as to what affects their brain or doesn't affect their brain.
00:20:26.000 Maybe it didn't work on them.
00:20:27.000 Maybe they already have, like, a high level of nutrients in their system and didn't need a bump.
00:20:32.000 Who knows?
00:20:33.000 Too many people took too much that nighttime night quote.
00:20:35.000 Or maybe they're on a bunch of other shit, too.
00:20:37.000 This stuff's giving me the most crazy, elusive, wild dreams ever.
00:20:40.000 Yeah, amazing dreams.
00:20:41.000 Like, amazing dreams.
00:20:42.000 I use this.
00:20:43.000 I'll take it two, three times a day.
00:20:44.000 I'll use the Alpha Brain.
00:20:45.000 I'll use the Shroom Tech, man.
00:20:47.000 And when I go to sleep, like sometimes I don't go to sleep for a while, but when I sleep, man, I'm out for the whole night.
00:20:53.000 I'm not getting up and going to the bathroom.
00:20:55.000 You don't wake up?
00:20:55.000 I wake up in the morning just, like, the sun's shining.
00:20:58.000 Like, it's great.
00:20:59.000 Every day is...
00:21:00.000 From New Mood?
00:21:01.000 New Mood.
00:21:01.000 And Alphabet and I use them together, man.
00:21:04.000 I sleep so good.
00:21:05.000 And it's not like when you wake up you feel, like, groggy.
00:21:07.000 Maybe you guys took NyQuil when you're sick.
00:21:09.000 You wake up, you're like, Dude, you take this, you wake up, you're like, man, how you doing, babe?
00:21:14.000 You feeling good?
00:21:15.000 You ready to get after it?
00:21:16.000 Like, you're just automatically in the zone as soon as you wake up.
00:21:18.000 Damn, I gotta get that.
00:21:19.000 No, I do have a new mood, but, you know, I would take it every now and then after a late night podcast and I'm all wound up and I need to get some sleep.
00:21:30.000 I use it to try to calm down.
00:21:32.000 Well, people who are into lucid dreaming, they've been using alpha brain.
00:21:36.000 You know how people are into jiu-jitsu?
00:21:38.000 There's people who are into lucid dreaming.
00:21:40.000 I tried to get into that for a while.
00:21:41.000 I never tried it.
00:21:42.000 It worked twice for me.
00:21:43.000 Really?
00:21:44.000 Hell yeah.
00:21:45.000 There's all these different techniques out there.
00:21:47.000 Lucid dreaming, there's a lot of people who think lucid dreaming is like dreams that everything is crystal clear and so it affects them.
00:21:57.000 It's not really that.
00:21:58.000 Lucid dream is knowing that you're inside a dream, recognizing that it's a dream, And then having the power to control everything.
00:22:06.000 It's the first two steps of the levels of dreaming, I think, right?
00:22:09.000 Like when your mind's still half awake.
00:22:11.000 No, it's when you realize you're dreaming.
00:22:14.000 You know you're in a dream and you know you're sleeping and this is a dream and you can control everything.
00:22:19.000 You can tell yourself to remember it.
00:22:20.000 Then when you wake up, you can look it up in a book.
00:22:22.000 Not only that, you could fly.
00:22:24.000 You could do anything you want.
00:22:25.000 That's a huge one.
00:22:26.000 You are in the matrix.
00:22:27.000 As soon as you recognize you're in a dream, you have to recognize that you have the power to do whatever you want.
00:22:32.000 The only time I ever had a lucid dream happen because of something I did was something I saw in a movie where a guy was saying when you go through a door, you should knock on the door and say, am I dreaming?
00:22:42.000 And do it every day when you go through doors.
00:22:44.000 Like whenever you go through a door, knock, knock, am I dreaming?
00:22:47.000 So that becomes like a habit when you go through doors.
00:22:49.000 So when you go through a door in your dream, I did this for a while, and then I went through a door in my dream and I went...
00:22:54.000 Oh shit, I'm dreaming.
00:22:56.000 I was like, there's no door here, and then I realized I was dreaming.
00:22:58.000 And you're like, remember this.
00:22:59.000 Normally, when I know that I'm dreaming, I'll just wake right the fuck up.
00:23:02.000 I normally can't hang on to it.
00:23:04.000 I always describe dreams as being like a really gentle bubble, like a kid's bubble where they blow bubbles.
00:23:09.000 You can barely hold it in your hand.
00:23:11.000 But dreaming on nootropics, whether it's Alpha Brain or Neuro One or New Mood or any of these, I get these weird rubber dreams.
00:23:19.000 You can bounce them around and move them.
00:23:21.000 They're durable bubbles.
00:23:23.000 I slept with DVDs.
00:23:24.000 I got into it because there's people that are really good at it.
00:23:26.000 There's guys that could do it every night.
00:23:28.000 They're masters.
00:23:29.000 And they look forward to dreaming.
00:23:31.000 And while I was into this for like maybe six months, I got into it.
00:23:35.000 I got a couple DVDs.
00:23:36.000 And you sleep with these DVDs and they keep waking you up.
00:23:40.000 Like every couple minutes a guy will go, wake up.
00:23:43.000 And then it actually does wake you up.
00:23:46.000 And then you go back to sleep, and you get used to just sleeping through the wake-ups, and then as soon as...
00:23:52.000 I don't remember exactly how it all goes down, but it's really, really hard, because you've got to keep reminding yourself.
00:24:00.000 You've got to keep thinking of a certain place, and then you can do all that other stuff where you knock on...
00:24:05.000 Every time you walk through a door, you ask yourself, am I dreaming in your everyday life?
00:24:09.000 But that becomes really hard.
00:24:10.000 You forget.
00:24:11.000 You get lazy.
00:24:12.000 You don't want to do it, so it's hard.
00:24:13.000 So I was able to do it twice.
00:24:16.000 With these DVDs, there's all these instructions and they talk to you and they try to wake you up.
00:24:21.000 And it worked out of maybe 40 times that I went to bed doing these exercises, these mental drills.
00:24:30.000 It worked twice and it was pretty awesome, man.
00:24:32.000 And the two things that everyone does...
00:24:34.000 You can do it with breathing.
00:24:37.000 Because you have fight or flight, so when you're all fight or flight, say you get home from a late night workout or you're just beasting the Joe Rogan on it, kettlebells, feeling like a beast, and you're at night, well, you could be tired, but your body is still reacting to the fight or flight mode, like, we just did this workout, what do we got to do next?
00:24:52.000 And if you actually take time and you slow down your breathing, you tell your nervous system to slow down, okay, it's time to relax, which actually releases natural hormones, which I'm sure you're capable of, but In dreams, I've had dreams on these type of supplements where I felt like I could literally push off the ground and I was flying in the air.
00:25:11.000 And I kept telling myself when I woke up, I'm like, man, I got to remember that.
00:25:14.000 So I tell myself almost like you're knocking on the door, remember that.
00:25:16.000 And I was transforming in these dreams.
00:25:19.000 I'd fly here and then I would go somewhere else.
00:25:21.000 And when I remembered that, I looked it up and it was like, you're in control of your life.
00:25:25.000 You can control your destiny right now.
00:25:27.000 It's all about...
00:25:28.000 So sometimes I'd have some good positive results, and then sometimes it's like you got bit by something, and then you gotta look it up, and it's just like, oh, you're just going through a rough one right now.
00:25:36.000 And you're like, yeah, no doubt, right?
00:25:38.000 Makes sense.
00:25:38.000 So they have interpretations?
00:25:40.000 They have interpretations.
00:25:41.000 How could they know?
00:25:42.000 I think they're guessing like a motherfucker.
00:25:43.000 Dude, it's insane.
00:25:44.000 No way, dude.
00:25:45.000 Look some up.
00:25:46.000 Grab a book of a dream book from anywhere, and just try to tell yourself to either knock on the door or remember this dream.
00:25:53.000 Wake up and you can even Google this, dream interpretations, and you can really look up your dreams.
00:25:58.000 Some of them are a little bit off the wall, but some of them you're like, wow.
00:26:00.000 I've had more than on both hands of dreams that I can remember where I looked it up and maybe something hit.
00:26:06.000 Are you talking about knowing that you're in a dream?
00:26:10.000 Well he remembers the dream and then he finds the interpretation.
00:26:13.000 What does it mean if he got bit by a dog in a dream?
00:26:15.000 You're not in the dream going, fuck, I'm in a dream.
00:26:17.000 Once people realize they're in dreams, the two most common things they do are fly, everyone flies right away and have sex.
00:26:24.000 Immediately, you're like, oh shit, you start looking for girls.
00:26:26.000 And the two times I did it, I remember the first time this DVD worked.
00:26:31.000 I thought, oh my god, I'm dreaming.
00:26:34.000 Let's get into the podcast.
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00:26:43.000 Let's go right into it.
00:26:44.000 Because I don't want people to miss this.
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00:26:52.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:26:59.000 While we were doing the commercials, it was just too good.
00:27:01.000 I had to stop and just make the podcast live because on Sirius Satellite Radio, none of that other stuff will go on because it's all the commercials.
00:27:08.000 I'm here with Jeremy Stevens, Little Heathen in the house, and the great Eddie Bravo, my brother.
00:27:13.000 Thank you.
00:27:14.000 And we're going to talk about the UFC for sure, but right now we're talking about lucid dreaming, and Eddie was bringing up the fact that if you study methods, there's books that they have, there's exercises that you can do, where you can try to figure out how to get yourself in a state where you can have a lucid dream,
00:27:31.000 and you did it a couple times earlier.
00:27:32.000 And again, lucid dreams, a lot of people think lucid dreams are crystal clear dreams.
00:27:36.000 Lucid dreaming is when you know you are dreaming, not a crystal clear profound dream.
00:27:42.000 It's when you figure out you're dreaming, you can control everything.
00:27:45.000 Everything becomes super clear.
00:27:48.000 Once I figured out I was dreaming and it worked, this DVD talks to you while you're sleeping and then it wakes you up.
00:27:54.000 He's trying to wake you up in your dream.
00:27:56.000 You're dreaming.
00:27:56.000 Wake up.
00:27:57.000 You're dreaming.
00:27:58.000 You're dreaming.
00:27:59.000 Wake up.
00:28:00.000 Control.
00:28:00.000 This DVD you're saying that teaches you how to go to sleep with this?
00:28:04.000 Is that what you do?
00:28:04.000 And there's all these mental exercises you do.
00:28:06.000 You have to think of a, you're on an island with, you know, think about the person you want to dream with and all that.
00:28:13.000 It's really hard.
00:28:14.000 It's easier just to go to fucking sleep.
00:28:16.000 What if you got to like, if it's a five DVD series, you got to like DVD number five and it's like, and I'm going to come to my house and you're going to unzip my pants and you're going to suck my cock.
00:28:25.000 Like it's programming you.
00:28:27.000 It's all programming people across the country to be this guy's blowjob slave.
00:28:30.000 But the two most popular things, there's black belts at Lucid Dreaming.
00:28:36.000 It's a mental exercise and you just want to go to sleep generally at night, so it's very hard to do.
00:28:40.000 You have to be militant and you have to be sharp while you're tired and ready to go to sleep.
00:28:46.000 It's hard.
00:28:47.000 But it worked a couple times for me and the two things that most people like doing are flying.
00:28:51.000 As soon as they figure out they're in a dream, they go...
00:28:53.000 Fuck!
00:28:53.000 I'm gonna fly!
00:28:54.000 Fuck!
00:28:55.000 I'm flying!
00:28:56.000 Shit!
00:28:56.000 And then sex.
00:28:57.000 They go right to sex.
00:28:58.000 And it's true because the two times it worked for me.
00:29:00.000 And when I used to have lucid dreams as a kid, I actually had them when I was a kid once or twice a year.
00:29:06.000 And I'm talking about being like eight or nine years old.
00:29:08.000 And the first thing I wanted to do was just like find a girl and make out with her and just like hump her.
00:29:13.000 It was a weird thing.
00:29:14.000 It was a weird thing.
00:29:16.000 I was a wanted little kid.
00:29:17.000 It was a weird thing.
00:29:18.000 I wanted to go look for girls.
00:29:19.000 And I remember these lucid dreams.
00:29:21.000 I remember a couple I'll never forget.
00:29:22.000 Well, isn't it amazing that when your hormones are at your highest, that's when you're the youngest and dumbest and not able to control that shit at all?
00:29:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:30.000 Think about it.
00:29:30.000 You're 13. Your shit is killing you.
00:29:33.000 All day, you're baffled.
00:29:35.000 It's like you went through your whole life feeling like pretty much the same dude, just slowly growing, and then all of a sudden you get into a storm of confusion in high school where your dick is hard all day.
00:29:47.000 You don't know what the fuck is going on, and God forbid you find a girl is willing to touch your dick.
00:29:51.000 Oh my God, you stick to her like glue.
00:29:54.000 She's like your drug dealer.
00:29:56.000 You're a crack addict, and she's your drug dealer, and you hang around with her no matter what.
00:29:59.000 You can't even believe this.
00:30:01.000 My favorite thing is to hang out with a girl?
00:30:02.000 When the fuck did that happen?
00:30:04.000 Even if it's just making out, because it's going to be making out for...
00:30:06.000 Making out is awesome.
00:30:07.000 You just want to make out for...
00:30:08.000 I want to go to movies just to make out.
00:30:10.000 Just like, whatever.
00:30:11.000 Fuck the movie.
00:30:11.000 Let's just make out.
00:30:12.000 It's the only private spot at 13 that you can find.
00:30:15.000 It's dark.
00:30:16.000 But anyways, about these dreams, I ended up doing it twice, and that's what I did the first time.
00:30:21.000 As soon as I figured out I was dreaming, I'm like...
00:30:23.000 I am dreaming.
00:30:24.000 Everything became really bright.
00:30:26.000 And immediately I flew with my hands down like that, like fucking Iron Man, through canyons.
00:30:30.000 And it was so bright.
00:30:31.000 And all I kept thinking was, I can't believe this is a dream.
00:30:35.000 This is so clear.
00:30:37.000 This is so vivid.
00:30:38.000 That's all I was thinking.
00:30:39.000 Dreams are amazing.
00:30:41.000 And I'm flying through canyons like Iron Man.
00:30:43.000 And I thought, oh, I'm going to have sex now.
00:30:45.000 And this is when I was single.
00:30:46.000 This is before I was married.
00:30:47.000 So...
00:30:48.000 I was a single man.
00:30:50.000 So, immediately from the...
00:30:52.000 I'll remember like a video.
00:30:53.000 I descended into the canyons and up came this girl hiker, this hot girl, and she just smiled at me.
00:31:00.000 Like a dream in a movie.
00:31:02.000 Like if this was in a movie.
00:31:03.000 I came down into the canyon.
00:31:05.000 She's hiking.
00:31:05.000 She's hot.
00:31:06.000 And I take off her clothes and we start lovemaking.
00:31:09.000 And I remember thinking, I can't believe this is a dream.
00:31:14.000 This is so real.
00:31:16.000 And then, bam, I woke up.
00:31:18.000 With a vicious boner.
00:31:19.000 Yeah.
00:31:19.000 Right there I woke up.
00:31:20.000 It was so crystal clear.
00:31:22.000 I just got too excited.
00:31:23.000 I'm like, I can't believe there's a dream.
00:31:24.000 I feel like I'm having sex right now.
00:31:26.000 That's always been my issue.
00:31:27.000 You're coming all the time.
00:31:30.000 That's always been my issue with lucid dreams.
00:31:32.000 They go away too easy.
00:31:34.000 Because you get excited because you can't believe you're dreaming.
00:31:36.000 And you know that all you gotta do is open your eyes and then you start opening your goddamn eyes.
00:31:41.000 Take those supplements, hit the sprint program that we're on, and I'm telling you, man, you'll dream amazing dreams.
00:31:47.000 What sprint program are you on?
00:31:48.000 Just the Alliance sprint program.
00:31:50.000 What's the Alliance sprint program?
00:31:52.000 It's basically just for the first minute, 15 seconds, you're running by yourself at a 15 incline.
00:31:58.000 So it's all treadmill sprinting?
00:32:00.000 It's treadmill sprinting, and then we also do 400 meters 15 times.
00:32:05.000 So we're running around the track, that's one sprint 15 times, like 55, 50 second rest, and then again, boom.
00:32:11.000 So this is something that everyone on the team does?
00:32:13.000 Pretty much, yeah.
00:32:14.000 Wow.
00:32:14.000 Is that unique to an MMA camp, that a team has a single strength and conditioning protocol that kind of everybody follows, like a...
00:32:22.000 I think it's very important just to follow a set structure.
00:32:25.000 You know the ground rules.
00:32:26.000 It's kind of like how we were talking about the math program the other day, the lumosity stuff.
00:32:31.000 You just basically set a good foundation.
00:32:32.000 If you have good stability, good foundation, I think you're a lot more easier to control your goals.
00:32:38.000 Do a lot of MMA camps have that?
00:32:40.000 Like they have a sprint series that the whole camp will do every week or a strength and conditioning series that the whole camp will do?
00:32:46.000 I imagine.
00:32:47.000 I think I've heard of Greg Jackson.
00:32:48.000 I think he's real famous for his sand domes.
00:32:51.000 Something like that.
00:32:53.000 So I think that's a good one.
00:32:55.000 You see about Carlos Condit and guys like that always hitting some high altitude.
00:32:59.000 And I know Diego Sanchez is all big into altitude.
00:33:02.000 But I think everybody either does their own thing or at least there is some type of structure where they do do sand doom.
00:33:08.000 A lot of the big teams at least.
00:33:10.000 Yeah, I think there's a big benefit to a team, isn't there?
00:33:14.000 When you're a fighter, it's the most intimate, individual thing ever.
00:33:20.000 It's the most lonely, separated, completely on your own.
00:33:26.000 But there's a massive benefit, obviously, to being a part of a team.
00:33:30.000 At this point in time, there seems to be a separation.
00:33:34.000 There's very few high-level fighters that are training individually.
00:33:37.000 You don't know who they're training with.
00:33:39.000 You don't hear about them training with anybody good.
00:33:41.000 It's very, very few.
00:33:42.000 It's usually guys that are just getting into the game.
00:33:45.000 When John Jones, before he joined Jackson's camp, he was up in upstate New York and didn't have guys like his level around there and went over to Jackson's and then really started to catch his stride.
00:33:58.000 He was searching for that coach.
00:33:59.000 Yeah, the full package.
00:34:01.000 Yeah, I think a lot of the fighters need that.
00:34:03.000 That's what I did with a lot of my time and money, was spent searching for a coach in a good camp, somebody that just fit me.
00:34:11.000 It took me a while to settle in, and I think I found that at Alliance MMA. There's a gang of good camps in this country now.
00:34:17.000 At one point in time it was just like ATT and you know...
00:34:21.000 They're still good and they're still getting a lot of people.
00:34:23.000 I mean Tyrone Woodley just came up huge over the weekend.
00:34:26.000 God damn!
00:34:27.000 You know what?
00:34:28.000 This is what I think of Tyrone Woodley.
00:34:31.000 Tyrone.
00:34:31.000 I'm watching...
00:34:33.000 I'm watching a GSP and I'm watching Johnny Hendricks.
00:34:36.000 I'm watching them and I'm really thinking, I don't know if this is a bad thing to say, but I'm thinking, like, who cares who wins here because Tyrone Woodley's gonna come and fuck both these dudes up.
00:34:47.000 Well, Tyrone Woodley just lost to Jake Shields.
00:34:49.000 Yeah, but man.
00:34:50.000 Before that he got knocked out by Nate Marquardt too.
00:34:53.000 I mean, I think Tyron Woodley's a bad motherfucker.
00:34:55.000 I think he's gonna rise.
00:34:56.000 He's an amazing athlete, but Tyron Woodley, he's, you know, he really has to, he beat Koscheck, but he really has to face like the really high level guys like Carlos Kahn did and we'll see like if he's capable.
00:35:08.000 I think He's an amazing athlete.
00:35:09.000 And if he's not capable of beating that caliber guy now, or he wasn't maybe a year ago when he fought Marquardt, he's going to keep getting better and better and better.
00:35:17.000 This is what I think.
00:35:18.000 The only reason I say that is just based on that Kostek fight.
00:35:22.000 Just based on that.
00:35:24.000 He had all the potential.
00:35:26.000 High-level wrestler.
00:35:27.000 And he has good striking.
00:35:30.000 But in that Koscheck fight, I saw a different human being.
00:35:34.000 I never seen anybody throw punches that fast in MMA. That's the fastest, most powerful.
00:35:39.000 You see those right hands?
00:35:41.000 There was like several of them.
00:35:42.000 You're like, what?
00:35:43.000 I just missed it.
00:35:44.000 It was just that you just saw a display of raw, immense power.
00:35:48.000 Like, I don't see anybody throwing punches like that.
00:35:51.000 Athleticism with precise.
00:35:52.000 That's how Koscheck became.
00:35:54.000 It seems like he finally is putting it together.
00:35:57.000 Did you notice that?
00:35:58.000 Did you watch out and go, holy fuck, that was fast, three different times, not just once?
00:36:02.000 Koscheck used to be the same dude.
00:36:03.000 He came out, he was wrestling people, and everybody's like, oh man, this guy, all he does is wrestling.
00:36:08.000 Next thing you know, he's knocking dudes out with the right hand because he's starting to feel a lot more confident.
00:36:12.000 Probably after the show, he got into a good camp, which where now he's like, oh man, now I have stand-up skills.
00:36:16.000 I'm already an athlete.
00:36:17.000 I know I can wrestle.
00:36:18.000 Next thing you know, he's starting to believe in his hands more.
00:36:21.000 I'd probably credit that to...
00:36:22.000 Him being down at American Top Team starting to train and use his athleticism because the dude's obviously a freak of nature.
00:36:28.000 Did you see Woodley's fight with Jay Heron?
00:36:31.000 I probably did, but like 90% of UFC fights, I forget them.
00:36:34.000 It was a first-round knockout.
00:36:35.000 It was incredible.
00:36:36.000 It just swarmed them.
00:36:38.000 Doesn't it seem like the way he threw that right hand, like no one will survive that thing if he connects.
00:36:42.000 And it's so fast!
00:36:44.000 He's got that, that's for sure.
00:36:46.000 And he's got the wrestling.
00:36:47.000 I think, you know, what happens with even the Brazilian fighters too is high-level Jiu-Jitsu black belts, they'll come in, and they definitely are not where they need to be with their striking.
00:37:00.000 And some of them, like super high-level guys, they come in and try MMA, and they just haven't spent enough time with their striking, and they'll just...
00:37:10.000 Leave MMA and just go back to jujitsu because they didn't get...
00:37:13.000 The striking was just too hard.
00:37:14.000 But then there's some guys that stick it out.
00:37:15.000 And they go through rough patches and they lose because of their striking.
00:37:19.000 People will criticize them because of their striking.
00:37:21.000 Like Verdun, for instance.
00:37:23.000 And then after a while, they just stick it out.
00:37:25.000 And like Damian Maia, they just stick it out.
00:37:27.000 People talking shit on their striking.
00:37:28.000 But they stick it out.
00:37:30.000 They handle some losses.
00:37:31.000 And...
00:37:32.000 As long as they just keep going and keep the consistency up, all of a sudden, Fabio Verdum is a dangerous striker now.
00:37:39.000 All of a sudden, Damian Maia is a real legit striker now.
00:37:42.000 You find out what type of man you are when you're winning, you're on top, everybody thinks you're all good, but then when you lose, you're like, man, I really got to work on some things.
00:37:51.000 But you find out what type of man this guy's going to be.
00:37:54.000 Is he going to go back out there?
00:37:55.000 Is he going to work on things getting better?
00:37:56.000 Is he just going to go out there and fold over and then that was it?
00:37:59.000 Yeah, for some fighters, it is a big confidence hit that they never recover from.
00:38:03.000 They have this idea that they're unbeatable from the jump.
00:38:05.000 And then once someone beats them, they have to sort of rethink their whole paradigm.
00:38:09.000 And some guys don't ever do it.
00:38:11.000 Some guys come back stronger.
00:38:12.000 You know, some guys come back from a loss and they're a different guy.
00:38:16.000 They're more focused, more intense, more aware.
00:38:18.000 They cut out all the bullshit in their camp.
00:38:20.000 They thought back on all the things that they did that might have cost them.
00:38:22.000 It's wisdom.
00:38:23.000 It's just like growing, getting older, making changes, even outside of fighting.
00:38:27.000 Fighting doesn't define half these guys that are in the octagon because a lot of them are real cool dudes.
00:38:31.000 Everybody I've ever met has been super down to earth, awesome.
00:38:35.000 So you meet a lot of cool guys, but it does play a difference.
00:38:38.000 Yeah, there's no doubt, man.
00:38:40.000 There's no doubt.
00:38:41.000 Do you think that you just cut down from 155 to 145 pounds, and that's like one of the big issues in MMA that people keep talking about is the amount of weight guys cut and how they cut it.
00:38:52.000 You know, a guy like Tyron Woodley, what does he weigh?
00:38:55.000 Dude, he's a beast.
00:38:55.000 How is he 170?
00:38:57.000 That makes zero sense.
00:38:59.000 You know, I'm not a racist thing, but you ever notice black guys are really, really huge, right?
00:39:04.000 I love when people say that and then they talk about black people.
00:39:07.000 I'm not racist enough.
00:39:08.000 How is having a perfect body?
00:39:10.000 Having a perfect body, how is that bad?
00:39:12.000 How is liking watermelon bad?
00:39:14.000 Watermelon's fucking delicious.
00:39:15.000 Exactly.
00:39:16.000 Well, they'll jump on the scale and then they're not as heavy.
00:39:20.000 Their body's not as dense.
00:39:21.000 I remember this friend of mine back home, D'Amico, and he was just this big dude.
00:39:25.000 We used to work together at the same company and he would just eat whatever, Chips, hot dogs, whatever, and he was just always jacked, man.
00:39:32.000 Never understood it, you know?
00:39:33.000 And I'm like jealous.
00:39:34.000 I'm over here getting like a belly.
00:39:35.000 I'm like, Jesus, no way, man.
00:39:36.000 There's some dudes like that.
00:39:37.000 It's just having a mesomorphic frame.
00:39:39.000 That's what it is, and that's what Tyron Woodley is.
00:39:41.000 He's an extreme mesomorph, you know?
00:39:43.000 When you cut down to 145, how much did you have to lose?
00:39:47.000 Man, I'm probably at 176, 177 right now.
00:39:51.000 Oh, my God!
00:39:52.000 I cut a lot of weight, but I cut at that to the fitness VT diet that I'm on in George Lockhart.
00:39:57.000 Who just knows how to weight cut.
00:39:59.000 I was thinking about it for a long time and just the changes going down there.
00:40:03.000 I'm a lot faster.
00:40:04.000 I feel a lot more athletic.
00:40:06.000 I'm working on my athleticism.
00:40:07.000 I'm trying to be a lot more precise.
00:40:09.000 I know that the power is always there.
00:40:11.000 It's a lot more natural, but I feel like I have just a better mental edge.
00:40:15.000 I can use a lot more tools at 145 pounds.
00:40:19.000 I basically grew up inside the Octagon.
00:40:20.000 I probably shouldn't have been there at a certain time.
00:40:22.000 It's just that my heart carried me through a lot of fights.
00:40:25.000 Like I said, I was searching for this camp to help me out.
00:40:29.000 I'm like, man, just get a hold of me.
00:40:30.000 I have talent.
00:40:31.000 I just wanted to get out of my hometown after a certain while.
00:40:34.000 Which was?
00:40:35.000 Which was Des Moines, Iowa.
00:40:37.000 I was just like, man, I need to get a hold of some better guys.
00:40:40.000 I got to train, get a higher level coaching.
00:40:43.000 Just different types of stuff.
00:40:44.000 I didn't even have a striking coach.
00:40:46.000 I was just going to gym, to gym, whichever was the best I was there.
00:40:49.000 So I think I just credit that to, like we said, my coaches and then making that cut, I need the George Lockhart and Fitness VT because he gives me everything.
00:40:58.000 I mean, I'm water loading a lot.
00:41:00.000 I don't want to give away too much of his stuff, but I feel amazing.
00:41:04.000 It's the reload after the weight cut, the stuff and the things that he has me eat, specifics and everything that I'm calculating.
00:41:10.000 It's amazing.
00:41:11.000 How much do you put back on?
00:41:12.000 So if you get down to 145, what do you weigh when you walk into the octagon?
00:41:16.000 About 170. Jesus Christ, son!
00:41:18.000 That's crazy.
00:41:19.000 Oh my God!
00:41:20.000 Are you using IVs?
00:41:21.000 That's actually eating light.
00:41:23.000 Yeah, I do.
00:41:23.000 How many IV bags do you put back in?
00:41:25.000 I do two.
00:41:25.000 I do one water, like regular water, and then I do like a warm temperature, like a sodium bag.
00:41:30.000 Just to obtain...
00:41:31.000 Like if you didn't have those bags, it would make a big difference, right?
00:41:35.000 Yeah.
00:41:35.000 Hell yeah.
00:41:36.000 You can definitely tell.
00:41:36.000 There's some people that don't like, you know, they don't want to do the bags.
00:41:39.000 And I keep telling them at the high level, you know, you want to rehydrate scientifically.
00:41:45.000 Very, very, yeah.
00:41:47.000 Yeah, there was a guy in the UFC that got caught way back in the day because he was taking blood out of his body to make weight.
00:41:54.000 They went to his hotel room.
00:41:55.000 There was a doctor there and fucking bags of his blood.
00:41:59.000 I think?
00:42:23.000 But until then, enjoy the benefits of extreme production of oxygen or utilization of oxygen.
00:42:29.000 That's what that EPO stuff does too.
00:42:31.000 That's what those cyclists keep getting busted for.
00:42:33.000 That dude's going too hard.
00:42:35.000 He's going too hard right there.
00:42:37.000 So this guy, he cut the weight and then the last couple of pounds he took out in blood.
00:42:41.000 Nice.
00:42:42.000 And then he put it right back in when he went back.
00:42:44.000 Some people pass on.
00:42:46.000 I mean, you're already cutting down weight and then go to do that.
00:42:48.000 I guess depending on how much weight he cut.
00:42:50.000 I've seen dudes that look like they're on death's door.
00:42:52.000 I've seen dudes that are cutting weight.
00:42:54.000 Like Travis Luder, when he fought Anderson Silva, I've never seen a guy look worse in my life that's still alive.
00:42:59.000 He was shuffling.
00:43:01.000 He couldn't walk, man.
00:43:02.000 He was shuffling towards a scale the second time he was making weight.
00:43:05.000 His lips were chapped as fuck.
00:43:08.000 His whole face was sucked in.
00:43:10.000 He looked like he was dying.
00:43:11.000 I mean, he was dying.
00:43:12.000 He was essentially...
00:43:14.000 Draining himself out, but he just miscalculated.
00:43:16.000 He couldn't get down.
00:43:17.000 He was this close to beating Anderson Silva.
00:43:19.000 Damn, he was all over him.
00:43:21.000 Out of all the guys who were super talented and didn't live up to their potential, Travis Luter might be number one in my book.
00:43:27.000 He's one of those guys you're talking about that trained himself.
00:43:30.000 He didn't like...
00:43:31.000 Was he from Midwest too?
00:43:34.000 He was from Texas.
00:43:36.000 And he went to Jackson's towards the last few fights of his career.
00:43:40.000 I think he was at Jackson's when he lost to Natal.
00:43:42.000 And I think that might have been the last fight.
00:43:43.000 He's got some back issues though too from Jiu Jitsu.
00:43:46.000 Who doesn't?
00:43:47.000 You know, you're constantly training and rolling and you're going to get some back issues.
00:43:51.000 Ricardo Laborio told me he's got like six bulging discs or seven bulging discs.
00:43:56.000 Jesus.
00:43:56.000 Something crazy.
00:43:57.000 These guys are all like a little bit jacked up.
00:43:59.000 Their backs are...
00:44:00.000 Needs to get on the lacrosse ball, man.
00:44:01.000 Medicine ball.
00:44:02.000 Yeah.
00:44:03.000 And the hurricanes, dude.
00:44:04.000 I swear by those.
00:44:06.000 Like it opens up my posture.
00:44:07.000 If I start going like this, I don't know if you see, if people are watching, like you'll start getting rounded.
00:44:11.000 Like Vanderlei, can't throw a straight punch.
00:44:13.000 Right.
00:44:13.000 But if you get into a lacrosse ball and you're able to break up your pec minor, your pec major, your lats, your traps, you know, even like your scapula and you're able to get into those knots that are hurting, your elbow's not going to hurt anymore because you're elongating the muscles that need to be elongated, you know?
00:44:27.000 Are you talking about like a rumble roller?
00:44:29.000 No, like a lacrosse ball.
00:44:31.000 Lacrosse ball or like a softball or a baseball, something hard.
00:44:34.000 Like I get in my hip flexors because constantly running, wrestling, being like on your thing, like my knees will start to hurt.
00:44:40.000 So I'll get on like a lacrosse ball.
00:44:42.000 I mean, I'll break up everything.
00:44:44.000 Every muscle down from my hip, I'll start at the glute, the hip flexor.
00:44:48.000 Does it ever accidentally go up your ass?
00:44:50.000 Never.
00:44:51.000 Never, never.
00:44:51.000 Never, no, man.
00:44:52.000 How many times has that happened to you?
00:44:54.000 We're at four.
00:44:56.000 Whatever.
00:44:57.000 Hey, did you wrestle?
00:44:59.000 Yeah, as a kid growing up, I did wrestling.
00:45:03.000 Jeremy, am I getting closer to the mic?
00:45:04.000 Oh, sorry.
00:45:05.000 Is that better?
00:45:08.000 I don't want to breathe too hard.
00:45:09.000 You can grab it and move it towards you.
00:45:10.000 You can just do it like this and bring it towards you.
00:45:13.000 Nice, God.
00:45:14.000 There you go.
00:45:14.000 Look at that.
00:45:14.000 I actually grew up wrestling as a kid.
00:45:17.000 One of my uncles, my grandfather, he was really big into wrestling and boxing and stuff like that.
00:45:24.000 When my parents were going through a hard time, he's the one who encouraged me to get into wrestling, get involved in sports like that.
00:45:29.000 So I started wrestling as a kid.
00:45:31.000 How old?
00:45:32.000 About five years old.
00:45:33.000 Did you wrestle in high school?
00:45:36.000 I did wrestle in high school.
00:45:37.000 I wrestled one year in high school.
00:45:39.000 My parents had a complication, so I was transferring to a lot of schools.
00:45:44.000 So I was kind of wrestling, but I was on another side of town.
00:45:47.000 Then one week I was on another side of town.
00:45:48.000 There's a recipe for becoming a fighter.
00:45:50.000 You went to a bunch of schools.
00:45:52.000 When I wrestled, I wasn't great or anything.
00:45:54.000 I just used heart, just out there, strongholding people.
00:45:57.000 And that's basically how I got involved with UFC was through my grandfather watching that.
00:46:01.000 So I do have a little bit of a wrestling background.
00:46:03.000 I'd say my wrestling is a lot better now working with good guys, Olympic level guys, guys like Dominick Cruz, coaches pushing me.
00:46:09.000 So I'm always in there with like a good set of dudes, you know, that are just killing me.
00:46:12.000 How long have you been with Alliance now?
00:46:14.000 You're in San Diego, right?
00:46:15.000 You trained down there?
00:46:16.000 Yeah, about three years now.
00:46:17.000 That's awesome.
00:46:18.000 Solid, yeah.
00:46:18.000 The first year took me a while to get used to it, man.
00:46:21.000 We train hard up there.
00:46:22.000 We spar hard.
00:46:22.000 We go hard.
00:46:23.000 A lot of drills, a lot of technique.
00:46:25.000 What was the biggest transition, the hardest part of it?
00:46:29.000 Conditioning, or what was it?
00:46:30.000 Was it hard to get used to?
00:46:31.000 Just the day in, day out.
00:46:34.000 I mean, I say I hung in there.
00:46:36.000 I mean, I have my good days, my bad days, but it's just everybody's after the same goals, the same dreams, but it's the day in, day out.
00:46:42.000 Anybody can fight.
00:46:43.000 We can go right to the Chevron and just start a fight.
00:46:46.000 Anybody can just go fight.
00:46:48.000 When you actually discipline yourself, it's the day in.
00:46:50.000 The hardest thing is, man, you're sore, like you're talking about, and you're like, oh man, I gotta get up, I gotta go train.
00:46:55.000 You don't want to disappoint your boys, let alone do you want to lose the fight.
00:46:58.000 You gotta give up who you are now for who you want to be in the future.
00:47:02.000 Yeah, George St. Pierre was talking about, after the fight, it was an interesting thing.
00:47:07.000 I don't want to hear none about George St. Pierre on this podcast.
00:47:11.000 Can you imagine?
00:47:12.000 Can you imagine if we just made a plot?
00:47:15.000 Yeah, we should have trolled everyone else.
00:47:17.000 You're like, you're right, you're right.
00:47:18.000 Fuck that fight.
00:47:20.000 It's not even that important.
00:47:21.000 Yeah, I don't want to, that's the last thing.
00:47:23.000 But he was talking about how he can't sleep.
00:47:25.000 He's got a few personal issues apparently, allegedly, that's being reported online.
00:47:29.000 And unfortunately with his family's health and what have you, I don't know what's true and what's not true, but that's what the story is.
00:47:35.000 Which makes a ton of sense why he's saying that he can't sleep.
00:47:38.000 You know, he's having a real hard time, he thinks he's going crazy.
00:47:41.000 Aliens.
00:47:41.000 Yeah, he was talking about it on the podcast.
00:47:43.000 He said he gets abducted by aliens.
00:47:45.000 But I think also, it's just fucking hard to keep up, I think, what you're saying about the day in, day out, day in, day out, and intensify that even more when you're in The Champ, and you're in the top of a hill with a bunch of hungry sharks nipping at your feet.
00:47:58.000 I bet you're stressed out all the time, man.
00:47:59.000 I'm telling you, you got to have those type of lacrosse balls.
00:48:02.000 You got to keep your stress levels down because if you're stressed out all the time, say a fight week, I'm stressed out all week.
00:48:08.000 I can't get my weight.
00:48:09.000 I'm stressing out.
00:48:10.000 I'm freaking out.
00:48:10.000 I'm going through crazy.
00:48:11.000 So my nervous system is just going to become erratic.
00:48:14.000 It's like, man, we are stressing.
00:48:15.000 We are going crazy right now.
00:48:16.000 By the time you go to fight and you need all those hormones that you need to go boost yourself up, get yourself back into that mode, Your body's going to be like, no, bro, we're already tapped out.
00:48:25.000 You should have been chilling out.
00:48:27.000 So then you're just like, boom, you just hit a crash.
00:48:29.000 As compared to if you're relaxed all week, you're chilling out, you're just thinking the good vibes, weight's going down, things are just going beautiful, everything's looking sharp, but you're just keeping yourself relaxed the whole time.
00:48:39.000 So then when you go to fight, you're energized.
00:48:42.000 To the max, you're like, boom, all right, now this is what we train for.
00:48:45.000 Yeah, that's the adrenaline dump, right?
00:48:47.000 All week or few days leading up to it.
00:48:51.000 See a lot of guys.
00:48:52.000 A little tense, man.
00:48:53.000 I think he needs to just relax, bro.
00:48:55.000 This is the fight game where we have small gloves.
00:48:58.000 This isn't boxing, where you're hitting yourself with 16s, which is even bad as it is.
00:49:02.000 These guys, man, some of these dudes that are swinging at you, they can put you out any second.
00:49:08.000 How about shins, man?
00:49:10.000 How about your fight with Honey Jason?
00:49:11.000 How about that shin that you caught him with in the first round?
00:49:14.000 Holy shit.
00:49:15.000 Did you see that fight?
00:49:15.000 God damn, dude.
00:49:17.000 And let me tell you something.
00:49:18.000 That follow-up right hand was ferocious.
00:49:20.000 There was no hesitation.
00:49:22.000 You cracked him with that and you were on autopilot.
00:49:25.000 You just launched that right hand on him and that shit was perfect.
00:49:29.000 Pull that up, Brian.
00:49:30.000 Pull that video up.
00:49:31.000 Jeremy Stevens versus Ronnie Jason.
00:49:33.000 R-O-N-Y. You pronounce it honey.
00:49:35.000 You need a poster.
00:49:36.000 You know what would make a great poster that big right there?
00:49:38.000 It's a poster of that uppercut.
00:49:40.000 You know that big uppercut?
00:49:41.000 Like that right in mid uppercut.
00:49:43.000 Thank you, man.
00:49:44.000 Rafael Dos Anjos uppercut?
00:49:46.000 Wouldn't that make a great poster?
00:49:47.000 Come on.
00:49:48.000 I'd have to give the poster away, man.
00:49:50.000 I don't like looking at stuff like that.
00:49:52.000 I read this book one time, this architect, because people would come up to me like, oh man, what was your favorite fight or whatever?
00:49:58.000 And I always tell them my next one, you know, because I just think of, like, visualization, you know, visionary, you know, like, always want, like, it was a cool knockout, I appreciate everybody giving me, like, all the love, but there's still more work in the gym that I've been working on, you know, and I've been at this for a while, but I really feel like I'm just starting to,
00:50:13.000 like, barely tap into my potential.
00:50:15.000 How old are you?
00:50:16.000 I'm just getting better.
00:50:16.000 27. 27?
00:50:18.000 Yeah, and on my 21st birthday, I fought Den Thomas.
00:50:23.000 You just must have been some crazy motherfucker coming up locally, right?
00:50:28.000 For Joe Silva to take notice of you, you're 21 years old, and go, we gotta put this fucking beast.
00:50:33.000 Were you beasting people in Iowa?
00:50:35.000 What was going on?
00:50:36.000 Yeah, I was hitting people with spinning back fists, flying knees.
00:50:39.000 You were knocking everybody out.
00:50:40.000 Knocking a lot of guys out.
00:50:42.000 Not everybody.
00:50:42.000 I had a few submissions and stuff like that.
00:50:45.000 What was your record before the UFC? I think it was like 7-1, 8-1, something like that.
00:50:50.000 Mostly knockouts?
00:50:52.000 Mostly, yep.
00:50:53.000 Comes from knockouts.
00:50:54.000 Vicious knockouts?
00:50:55.000 Did you have a highlight reel of like vicious striking?
00:50:58.000 Like how did Joe Silva notice you?
00:50:59.000 Actually, my highlight reel is so old because anytime I put something for the UFC up there, they just take it down, you know, so I don't really get a chance.
00:51:06.000 Not a lot of people.
00:51:07.000 Everybody probably like YouTubes me.
00:51:09.000 It's probably like, man, this is old school stuff.
00:51:10.000 Like, where's this?
00:51:11.000 You know, but when you fight a UFC guy, you have the honor to be like, hey, can you send me over his tapes?
00:51:16.000 And then you got all the UFC tapes.
00:51:18.000 What do you think about that?
00:51:20.000 Here's the KO right here.
00:51:21.000 This is the slow-mo version of it.
00:51:24.000 Oh my god, that shit is perfect.
00:51:26.000 And look at this.
00:51:27.000 Dude, that might be one of the best one-twos ever.
00:51:30.000 Boom and blam.
00:51:34.000 Dude, that shit is ferocious.
00:51:36.000 That's what I'm talking about right there.
00:51:37.000 That shit's ferocious.
00:51:39.000 I like that.
00:51:40.000 I like that.
00:51:41.000 I like seeing violence.
00:51:42.000 You know that.
00:51:43.000 I'm a big...
00:51:44.000 I'm for violence.
00:51:46.000 I like watching it.
00:51:48.000 Fan of concussions.
00:51:49.000 Yeah, but when we're talking about the Rusamar Paharis thing where he held on to tap too late or too long...
00:51:55.000 See man, I think he got...
00:51:56.000 I'm gonna get a bit controversial on this.
00:51:58.000 I think he got a bum deal on that because I think what he held on to was barely a second.
00:52:04.000 And yeah, it's fucked up to do and he does it, but he did it way worse in the past and I think he's at least a little bit crazy.
00:52:11.000 I think it's real hard to get that guy to let go.
00:52:14.000 I think when he's trying to tap you, it's some life and death shit.
00:52:17.000 He grew up on a farm.
00:52:19.000 He had no school.
00:52:20.000 He was eating pig slop when he was 13. I mean, I think you're not dealing with a regular dude here.
00:52:25.000 Yeah, that's a very aggressive behavior to be living like that.
00:52:29.000 I never heard that about him, but I imagine that's a little bit more of an aggressive behavior than a human being.
00:52:33.000 He grew up in a very, very, very, very tough environment.
00:52:37.000 Much, much harder than I think most of us can comprehend.
00:52:41.000 Listen, listen.
00:52:43.000 That just blows me away, dude.
00:52:44.000 That's crazy.
00:52:44.000 Yeah, he's eating pig slop.
00:52:45.000 He has a giant scar on his chest from when they couldn't get...
00:52:48.000 He had cut open, and they couldn't get him medical attention.
00:52:50.000 So they used, like, crazy glue on it and tried to pinch it together.
00:52:52.000 He has a giant scar on his chest.
00:52:54.000 I agree with you, though.
00:52:55.000 I think he got a raw deal because I think that...
00:52:58.000 If there's something wrong with what he did, then there's something wrong with what Dan Henderson did to Bisping or what you just did right there.
00:53:05.000 I love that show.
00:53:06.000 No, no, no.
00:53:06.000 He didn't get called off, and that guy could have jumped up any second now.
00:53:09.000 I don't think, yeah.
00:53:11.000 You never know.
00:53:12.000 I happened to land the kick, and then I came right back to my base.
00:53:16.000 I kind of saw him go to get up, which I thought maybe he was TKO'd because I knew it was a good shot.
00:53:21.000 And I didn't expect it.
00:53:22.000 I expected it to land and land hard, at least like scaring him, but he leaned into that and it was basically all faint.
00:53:28.000 So then when I kicked it, I landed back on my base and he kind of went to get up.
00:53:33.000 It almost looked like he went to get up.
00:53:34.000 I mean, it's a short split second that you have to decide.
00:53:37.000 You know, but like, I'm a lion, bro.
00:53:39.000 I have a family to feed.
00:53:40.000 I love that.
00:53:41.000 Hey, I'm not, I love that shit.
00:53:43.000 I love that shit.
00:53:45.000 You gotta think about a guy like Diego Sanchez.
00:53:47.000 That's what I think about.
00:53:48.000 When anybody wants to stop a fight too soon, I think about a guy like Diego Sanchez.
00:53:52.000 Because Diego Sanchez, you can hit that dude with a meteor.
00:53:54.000 He wants to go out on a shoot.
00:53:55.000 You can hit him with a meteor and he comes running back at you.
00:53:57.000 Even more powerful.
00:53:58.000 Bites his mouthpiece and starts fucking...
00:54:01.000 Vato style.
00:54:01.000 So if you cracked him, I mean, I think that shin might have knocked out any human being on Earth.
00:54:06.000 But it is possible that a guy...
00:54:08.000 I mean, Diego's been hit with some bombs, goes down, and somehow or another recovers.
00:54:12.000 Oh, I've cracked him before, and we do the same thing.
00:54:14.000 We've done this in his backyard.
00:54:16.000 There's a YouTube video of it.
00:54:17.000 And we just start throwing down, and that's the type of guy Diego is.
00:54:21.000 And he does bring that out in you, man.
00:54:22.000 I've had the funnest times training with Diego Sanchez.
00:54:25.000 I owe him a lot, you know, for me being here, getting to the next level.
00:54:28.000 Him and Josh Neer, like, one of my inspirational dudes.
00:54:31.000 And I'm hanging out with these guys when I'm young, and when he had a chance to invite me out and train with them, like, I had the funnest time training with Diego Sanchez.
00:54:38.000 He's a wild man.
00:54:38.000 He's a real wild man.
00:54:40.000 He's the most, in my opinion, the most consistently entertaining fighter maybe ever.
00:54:44.000 I got a question for you.
00:54:45.000 Who would you rather be?
00:54:47.000 He's so crazy.
00:54:48.000 Would you rather be Mike Pierce?
00:54:50.000 Yeah, he's crazy.
00:54:50.000 Would you rather be Mike Pierce?
00:54:52.000 Okay.
00:54:53.000 Or go through what Mike Pierce went through with it.
00:54:56.000 You have to live through it.
00:54:57.000 Right.
00:54:58.000 Or live through what Honey Jason went through.
00:55:03.000 Well, the thing, Mike Pierce can heal his knee up.
00:55:06.000 He can get surgically replaced.
00:55:07.000 Nothing tore.
00:55:08.000 He sprained his knee.
00:55:09.000 You're absolutely right in that situation.
00:55:11.000 When you deal with the consequences, I think...
00:55:14.000 Who would you rather be?
00:55:15.000 I would way, way rather be Mike Pierce.
00:55:17.000 Way, way, [...
00:55:19.000 But...
00:55:20.000 The difference is that he has a choice to let those submissions go.
00:55:25.000 It's not like a strike that's in motion during the middle of the contest, in absolute legal time.
00:55:31.000 He connects.
00:55:32.000 Jeremy connects with a perfectly placed shin, and then a perfectly placed right hand right afterwards.
00:55:37.000 There's no referee stopping that fight.
00:55:39.000 He knows this motherfucker's tapping.
00:55:42.000 He knows the referee's touching him.
00:55:43.000 That's where it gets weird.
00:55:45.000 Where it gets weird is he fucking knows.
00:55:47.000 You know he knows.
00:55:47.000 I know he knows.
00:55:48.000 Anybody's ever put a heel hook on anybody ever in their life knows.
00:55:51.000 That guy was tapping.
00:55:52.000 He knew he was tapping.
00:55:53.000 He knew the ref was stepping in.
00:55:54.000 He knew the fight was over and he still held on.
00:55:56.000 Yeah, but this is what I'm saying is when it comes to submissions, right?
00:56:02.000 You see the submission coming.
00:56:04.000 He wraps up his leg.
00:56:05.000 If you watch the fight, the ref is He's right there.
00:56:08.000 He sees the submission coming.
00:56:09.000 He's right there.
00:56:10.000 He's ready to go.
00:56:11.000 So as soon as he taps, he goes, okay, stop.
00:56:13.000 And then he held on a little bit long.
00:56:15.000 When in these cases, the referee is far away.
00:56:19.000 So if the referee was right next to him, he would stop the fight in that last punch.
00:56:23.000 Well, that's a good argument logically.
00:56:26.000 The problem with that is that you're dealing with a choice.
00:56:28.000 And when the guy is holding on to a submission, it's a choice.
00:56:31.000 No, but let's say...
00:56:31.000 It's not a momentum thing.
00:56:32.000 Let's say you knock some...
00:56:33.000 There have been fights where a dude knocks someone out.
00:56:35.000 And again, I love the violence.
00:56:37.000 I love it.
00:56:38.000 I'm not saying cut it.
00:56:39.000 I'm just saying you can't knock Russel Marpa Harris because it happens a lot.
00:56:42.000 When Dan Anderson cracked Bisping in that situation, there is a chance.
00:56:46.000 I don't know exactly what was going on in Dan Harrison's brain, but there was a shot where he knows he's out, but I'm going to fuck him up one more time.
00:56:52.000 The ref's too far away to stop.
00:56:53.000 Fuck that shit.
00:56:54.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:56:55.000 He actually talked about it.
00:56:56.000 He kind of knows.
00:56:57.000 He kind of knows.
00:56:58.000 No, no, he doesn't kind of know.
00:56:59.000 He talked about it in the post-party press conference.
00:57:00.000 Oh, he did.
00:57:00.000 He said he wanted to shut him up.
00:57:01.000 Shut him up.
00:57:02.000 He said he gave him that last punch to shut him up.
00:57:04.000 But that's all legal because if the referee's not there, that shit's on him.
00:57:07.000 That guy is in survival mode.
00:57:09.000 He's in full war mode.
00:57:11.000 I agree.
00:57:12.000 I like that.
00:57:13.000 What I'm saying is what happened with Roosemar Pahar is exactly the sentence.
00:57:17.000 It's not.
00:57:17.000 Here's where it would be different.
00:57:18.000 He made a statement.
00:57:19.000 If the referee told him to stop and got in front of him, and he pushed the referee aside and still smashed him.
00:57:26.000 That's happened before.
00:57:27.000 Then it would be worse than what Husumar Pahars did.
00:57:31.000 For sure.
00:57:31.000 Because he's hitting a concussed fighter and won the referee's already stopped the contest.
00:57:36.000 This was just a race, and this is in the rules.
00:57:38.000 That guy was talking shit.
00:57:40.000 He decided to crack him.
00:57:41.000 He saw him going down.
00:57:42.000 He's like, you know what, bitch?
00:57:43.000 I'm going to give you one more before the referee gets here.
00:57:46.000 The referee would have stopped him if he was there, but the referee was out of position.
00:57:48.000 Yes, he wasn't in position.
00:57:50.000 I know it wasn't exactly the same because I am aware the ref did stop him, but it was the amount of time, and it's almost like you crack a dude like that and tap in a bunch.
00:58:01.000 You know, like the fighter, there have been times where a guy gets cracked, he knocks out, he knocks the guys out and goes, I'm not going to hit him again.
00:58:08.000 Stop it, Raph.
00:58:08.000 Right, yes.
00:58:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:58:10.000 Like Machida did to Mark Munoz.
00:58:12.000 So there's a choice there.
00:58:13.000 So there's still a choice.
00:58:14.000 Well, those guys are friends, though.
00:58:15.000 Big difference between Machida and Munoz who are friends.
00:58:17.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:58:18.000 I would rather have the guy get hit one more time.
00:58:21.000 I like when guys get jacked.
00:58:22.000 I like when guys get knocked the fuck out.
00:58:24.000 I enjoy that.
00:58:26.000 This is where I don't agree.
00:58:28.000 That was kind of a stoppage, you know, that could have been questionable, but the guy's done it a couple times.
00:58:32.000 Yes, that's where it's a problem.
00:58:32.000 So now they're going like, okay, what the heck.
00:58:35.000 But the guy actually made a statement.
00:58:36.000 He goes, I couldn't feel the guy tap because the referee was on me.
00:58:40.000 Now that's a key point where like, dude, the referee's on you.
00:58:44.000 Like, what are you doing?
00:58:45.000 Well, the referee's just checking to make sure the heel hook is applied correctly.
00:58:48.000 You know, he's not putting in your mouthpiece.
00:58:50.000 That's such a goddamn dumb statement if he actually did say that.
00:58:54.000 It sucks that he got cut there.
00:58:56.000 He's always amazing.
00:58:57.000 You know what?
00:58:58.000 Scary guy at 170, too.
00:59:00.000 Because he doesn't really listen and he enjoys it and he enjoys the reputation of being a guy that rips knees apart because he's done it before.
00:59:09.000 He had to get cut.
00:59:10.000 I understand why Dana cut him.
00:59:12.000 Cut him for like a year, but you gotta have that animal back.
00:59:15.000 Bring him back.
00:59:16.000 Let him suffer for a year and bring him back.
00:59:18.000 He's always a threat to anybody at any time.
00:59:21.000 Well, especially at 170. There's no other guys like that.
00:59:24.000 There's no other guys that could jump on you with heel hooks like that.
00:59:28.000 There's nobody doing that.
00:59:29.000 We need that.
00:59:30.000 Sort of, but Dean Lister was never as dynamic as that.
00:59:33.000 Dean Lister fought in the UFC a few times.
00:59:34.000 He never had that kind of crazy, scary performance.
00:59:37.000 Dean is very, very good, don't get me wrong.
00:59:39.000 He's grappling, he's world class.
00:59:41.000 He's excellent.
00:59:42.000 But Dean never had that kind of appearance in the UFC where he just attacks someone like a fucking wild animal.
00:59:49.000 He's very explosive and Dean was known as a mauler, like a grizzly bear.
00:59:54.000 He wasn't known as an explosive entity.
00:59:56.000 They were supposed to do a jujitsu match, and I was traveling.
00:59:59.000 I don't think it went down because I think Palaharis or somebody got hurt, but I think Dean Lister would get him.
01:00:05.000 Yeah, Dean's like an intelligent mauler.
01:00:06.000 That's a good way to describe it.
01:00:08.000 Very intelligent.
01:00:08.000 Like an intelligent mauler.
01:00:09.000 He's very technical, and he just knows exactly where to be in the right position.
01:00:12.000 He's strong as fuck.
01:00:14.000 He's a beast.
01:00:15.000 Dude, he's crazy.
01:00:16.000 He'd always tell me, he goes, because I train with him, and he's always like, no matter what, even when I feel like I'm in a horrible position...
01:00:23.000 And he's like, there's many options here, Jeremy.
01:00:25.000 And sometimes he doesn't even know.
01:00:26.000 He'll be like, go back there again.
01:00:27.000 Do this, do that.
01:00:28.000 And he'll be like, okay.
01:00:29.000 And then he'll just come up with something right there.
01:00:31.000 And he'll have an escape for it.
01:00:33.000 And he's such a big dude, but he rolls like 125 pounds.
01:00:37.000 He's a bad motherfucker.
01:00:38.000 It's a real shame that Gene Lister had to go into MMA. Because I think there should be a real professional jiu-jitsu on television, like on ESPN. The same way they have...
01:00:48.000 Just figure out how to do an Abu Dhabi-style, submission-only thing, put it on TV, and it would be gigantic.
01:00:54.000 Jiu-Jitsu would be a good base for that to maybe come in the future for a UFC event, but I think Jiu-Jitsu and submission wrestling would be a solid big deal.
01:01:04.000 Yeah, I think by itself, I think just by itself, jujitsu is still very, very exciting.
01:01:09.000 And there's some guys that are just never going to make that transition to striking.
01:01:11.000 It's like we were talking about with some guys just don't, they just don't get there.
01:01:16.000 And some guys do, like Fabrizio Verdum or Damian Maia or what have you.
01:01:20.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:01:20.000 Or Mark Munoz, guys who get better and better at striking and become like a dangerous threat on their feet as well.
01:01:26.000 But it'd be nice to see them just do what they're awesome at.
01:01:29.000 Why should a soccer player also have to learn how to play baseball?
01:01:32.000 You know what I mean?
01:01:33.000 Or something right in between, like combat jiu-jitsu is right in between.
01:01:36.000 No striking standing, it's wrestling standing, but on the ground you could punch to the face.
01:01:40.000 It's right in the middle between no-gi grappling And MMA. It's not quite as hardcore as MMA, but it's more exciting because on the ground, it'd be less stalling because you could punch to the face on the ground.
01:01:52.000 It's almost like old UFC without maybe the violence that people don't want to see.
01:01:56.000 So you have this Russian Sambo dude versus this Brazilian in the Olympics.
01:02:00.000 I think that would be incredible.
01:02:01.000 The wrestling, the jiu-jitsu mix.
01:02:04.000 It would be sick.
01:02:06.000 They would cross-train.
01:02:08.000 Everybody would cross-train.
01:02:09.000 Nobody would ever do just Jiu-Jitsu versus Sambo.
01:02:12.000 Let's just figure this out.
01:02:13.000 What style is better?
01:02:14.000 Everybody would cross-train.
01:02:16.000 You've got to learn other guys' techniques as well.
01:02:18.000 Or you're cross-trained but not admitted.
01:02:20.000 You know what's really interesting, man, is combat Sambo.
01:02:23.000 Because they're kind of doing MMA, but then they're also doing judo because they have judo kimonos on.
01:02:29.000 That's another in-between MMA and grappling.
01:02:32.000 That's probably the closest.
01:02:33.000 That's what I'm saying, that those guys would face like a jiu-jitsu guy.
01:02:37.000 Back in the early days, it was like a boxer versus this, so if we got this in the Olympics, I think everybody from some sort of grappling would want to be like, okay, let's compete with these people.
01:02:45.000 Yeah, and the safety level is amazingly high when you think about, you know, the injury rates in NASCAR, the injury rates in fucking polo, you know?
01:02:55.000 I mean, dudes get jacked riding horses, man.
01:02:57.000 That shit falls all the time.
01:02:58.000 Horse races, guys fall off, break their necks, get stomped.
01:03:02.000 I mean, how many of those go a year?
01:03:05.000 But you've got to know when you've had enough, right?
01:03:08.000 For sure.
01:03:09.000 That's probably one of the most important things for a fighter to be aware of.
01:03:12.000 Every fighter in the gym knows at least one guy that didn't figure it out.
01:03:17.000 Yeah, that's sad.
01:03:18.000 He has a lot of heart, but at the same time, he's kind of stupid.
01:03:22.000 If I felt like I was getting knocked out three times in a row, two times, I would just pay respect to my family.
01:03:29.000 I'd be like, thank you, UFC, for letting me enjoy this.
01:03:32.000 This night, eventually I would just walk away and eventually open up a gym or something like that.
01:03:36.000 Super hard to admit that though, that a guy's done.
01:03:39.000 You know as much as anybody that there's always wonders after a loss.
01:03:44.000 Like, if you'd done something differently, would the fight have played out differently?
01:03:47.000 If you had trained with a different coach, would you have been able to see that coming?
01:03:50.000 If you had done this differently, would that have happened?
01:03:53.000 And those thoughts, they never go away.
01:03:56.000 You never get to a real beat.
01:03:58.000 It's natural to feel those thoughts and wonder, because I've actually been clipped before Before that time, I just thought it was almost like a Mike Tyson thing.
01:04:06.000 I felt surreal in there.
01:04:08.000 I could just go in there and brawl and just slug it out.
01:04:11.000 Then eventually, I actually went through some bad problems and stuff, and I got caught by Yves Edwards.
01:04:17.000 He's a great dude, but honestly, I think I could have beat him, and I could have played that fight a lot more different.
01:04:22.000 I was asking myself, man, my weak chin now.
01:04:26.000 I've been hit with solid shots, but it just didn't land.
01:04:28.000 So finally, I just talked to my coaches, I talked to a sports psychologist, and I just picked myself up, dust myself off.
01:04:34.000 I knew I was getting better in the gym and the progress.
01:04:37.000 It just wasn't there yet.
01:04:38.000 And again, we started lining things up.
01:04:41.000 Everything started connecting a lot better, and I ended up being a better fighter from it.
01:04:44.000 Now, if I was continued to...
01:04:46.000 And I still have fun with this, dude.
01:04:47.000 I'm still learning so much.
01:04:49.000 I mean, we could probably roll right now, and I'd probably learn something new or just like a different way, a different route.
01:04:54.000 I love that aspect about fighting.
01:04:56.000 I'm sitting here talking to you, Rogan, and you too as well, so I'm all pumped up.
01:05:01.000 I'd have never done this if it wasn't for MMA, so it's changed my life.
01:05:05.000 The moment I stopped having fun with it and stopped learning, just like Charles Darwin said, the longest to survive was the one to adapt to change.
01:05:14.000 I just totally agree with that.
01:05:15.000 There's some young beasts coming in.
01:05:17.000 The UFC. I mean, Sergio Perez, how old is that kid?
01:05:20.000 20. He just looks sweet.
01:05:22.000 Incredible.
01:05:22.000 Awesome.
01:05:23.000 You know, that type of talent is actually coming in, so you've got to be able to adapt and adjust.
01:05:27.000 You can't just be the same stand-in-the-pocket type brawler, dude.
01:05:30.000 That's what's going to make you great is that attitude, too, being in love with the idea of learning things.
01:05:34.000 One of the beautiful things about MMA, and, you know, well, even in Jiu-Jitsu, it's like you never run out of things in Jiu-Jitsu.
01:05:41.000 You never run out of techniques.
01:05:43.000 Now, you add striking to that.
01:05:45.000 And, you know, and then wrestling to that, it's like, there's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
01:05:54.000 Are you throwing, are you working on like wheel kicks and shit like that and spinning back kicks?
01:05:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:05:59.000 Have you seen his videos of him kicking the bag?
01:06:01.000 Oh, you hit and spinning backhand?
01:06:03.000 Yeah.
01:06:04.000 I used to be...
01:06:04.000 I was a Taekwondo black belt.
01:06:06.000 You haven't seen those videos?
01:06:07.000 No, no, I've never seen them.
01:06:08.000 They're all over YouTube.
01:06:09.000 I knew you did jiu-jitsu and stuff, I never knew you did.
01:06:10.000 Yeah, before I ever did that, I used to teach Taekwondo for a living and won a bunch of Taekwondo tournaments back in the day.
01:06:17.000 But seriously, seriously, I'm not just saying this, and everybody knows this.
01:06:21.000 Everyone used to think I was kissing his ass when I would try to tell people, but now there's video, now there's proof.
01:06:27.000 I've never seen anybody throw a turning sidekick as hard as Joe.
01:06:31.000 Is this coming up?
01:06:32.000 Yeah, look at the way he's teaching George St. Pierre.
01:06:36.000 I think it's earlier than that.
01:06:39.000 Well, that's one of the interesting things about George.
01:06:42.000 It's before this.
01:06:45.000 Because this is what he's already asking to record.
01:06:48.000 How'd you get involved in fighting, man?
01:06:50.000 You have such a good grasp on things, man.
01:06:52.000 I don't even go to bars and I'll order a pay-per-view dead broke just to hear your commentating, though.
01:06:59.000 Thanks, man.
01:07:00.000 I really appreciate that.
01:07:01.000 I was a Taekwondo guy when I was a kid.
01:07:04.000 I won the US Open.
01:07:06.000 I won the Massachusetts State Championship like four years in a row.
01:07:09.000 Then I went from that into kickboxing.
01:07:12.000 I had three kickboxing bouts, but I was doing that all while I was still doing stand-up comedy.
01:07:17.000 I had to figure out what to do because I was starting to lose.
01:07:19.000 I lost my last fight and I knew I lost because I wasn't in good shape.
01:07:22.000 I was fucking around too much and doing comedy.
01:07:25.000 I wasn't focused.
01:07:26.000 I knew I wasn't training like I was when I was younger.
01:07:29.000 So I had to make a big decision and my big decision was to abandon all that whole world and just throw myself into comedy.
01:07:35.000 Plus, there was no money, man.
01:07:36.000 There was no UFC. There was nowhere to go.
01:07:38.000 And then, you know, I went from comedy.
01:07:40.000 I was on a television show called News Radio.
01:07:43.000 And from News Radio, I watched the first UFC. When I was there, it was like, you know, I first saw it in, like, I think it was probably like 95. I probably caught it like a year or two after it had started.
01:07:55.000 I had heard about it.
01:07:56.000 And I watched it on a VHS tape.
01:07:57.000 I don't even think I watched the first one.
01:07:58.000 I think I watched UFC 2. Because I think the first one wasn't available for some reasons.
01:08:02.000 There was some Copyright issues or what have you.
01:08:05.000 I don't remember what the exact reality was, but I remember watching Hoist Gracie strangle the fuck out of everybody going, oh my god.
01:08:12.000 First of all, all my years of Taekwondo, I was like, oh, I'm helpless.
01:08:16.000 I thought I was just going to kick dudes in the head.
01:08:19.000 I didn't even realize a guy could just manhandle me like that.
01:08:23.000 So I went to Carlson Gracie's place in 1996. I started training there.
01:08:27.000 That was back when Vitor was making his debut.
01:08:30.000 They used to call him Victor.
01:08:31.000 He used to call him Victor Gracie.
01:08:33.000 When I interviewed him on UFC 12, I called him Victor Gracie.
01:08:36.000 That's crazy.
01:08:37.000 That's what everybody called him.
01:08:39.000 And then he was getting sued by Horian or something like that, so he had to drop the Gracie name.
01:08:42.000 But he was taking it because of Carlson.
01:08:44.000 So that's when I started.
01:08:45.000 And then I met Eddie in probably like 98. I started John Jacques.
01:08:49.000 97. 97?
01:08:50.000 Yeah.
01:08:51.000 I met Eddie around there.
01:08:52.000 And I started smoking weed about 99?
01:08:55.000 No.
01:08:57.000 2001. Was it 2001?
01:08:58.000 This guy knows you.
01:08:59.000 It was before Fear Factor, though.
01:09:00.000 Yeah, that was before Fear Factor.
01:09:02.000 Was it?
01:09:02.000 But before Fear Factor was 2000?
01:09:04.000 Yeah, you had a calm demeanor on there.
01:09:05.000 I remember this one time, because I knew you were like...
01:09:07.000 Maybe it was 2000. Maybe it was 2000. Big fight guy, and then the way there was this guy having this attitude and this crazy, and you were like, whoa, whoa, bro.
01:09:16.000 Chill out, and the guy tried to come at you.
01:09:18.000 Oh, the Fear Factor one?
01:09:19.000 Yeah, and you just had a calm demeanor, and I was like, man, Joe's a pretty cool dude.
01:09:23.000 And you could just tell, man, Joe would have messed him up, actually, you know?
01:09:26.000 Yeah.
01:09:26.000 Well, that guy, I was told about him before we ever did the show.
01:09:29.000 They were telling me that this guy's kind of a loose cannon.
01:09:32.000 He had attacked a counselor on one show, and he threw his wife to the ground on another show.
01:09:37.000 Why'd they allow him in the show?
01:09:38.000 Because it's fun.
01:09:39.000 TV? It's exciting.
01:09:40.000 Yeah, you never know what's going to happen.
01:09:42.000 It worked.
01:09:42.000 Him and his wife were fucking screaming at each other.
01:09:45.000 They were, like, screaming, like, you fucking stupid bitch!
01:09:48.000 Like, it was, like, it was really entertaining.
01:09:51.000 Because it was, like, the most dysfunctional and violent relationship I've ever witnessed without being, like, there.
01:09:56.000 Like, these motherfuckers screamed at each other in swears.
01:09:59.000 And all the time, while this is going on, there's this little dude, Johnny Fairplay from Survivor, who's fucking hilarious.
01:10:05.000 The whole time, they're screaming at each other, where's the fucking flashlight?
01:10:09.000 I gave you the fucking flashlight!
01:10:10.000 Where's the flashlight?!
01:10:11.000 Fuck you!
01:10:12.000 Screaming at each other.
01:10:14.000 Johnny Fairplay is yelling at the guy about the wife.
01:10:19.000 Telling him, you don't need her.
01:10:21.000 She's dead weight.
01:10:22.000 She's ruining it for you.
01:10:24.000 He's like, you don't need her, Jonathan.
01:10:26.000 She's dead weight.
01:10:27.000 She's ruining it for you.
01:10:28.000 He would say that about her.
01:10:30.000 He would say that about him.
01:10:31.000 He was just constantly heckling.
01:10:34.000 Constantly heckling.
01:10:35.000 Like, you guys got this wrapped up.
01:10:37.000 You guys got it wrapped up.
01:10:38.000 Fuck you!
01:10:39.000 Shut up!
01:10:40.000 So she comes back and immediately punches this guy, Johnny Fairplay.
01:10:44.000 I mean, fucking punches him hard in the stomach.
01:10:46.000 And I said, hey, just because you hit your husband doesn't mean you can hit other people.
01:10:51.000 You can't just hit people.
01:10:53.000 And so then he got in my face.
01:10:54.000 I thought he was going to hit me, so I just grabbed him.
01:10:57.000 I pushed him away a couple times.
01:10:59.000 They didn't show that.
01:10:59.000 And then next thing you know, I got him in the plum.
01:11:02.000 I just held onto his head.
01:11:03.000 Don't show this, man.
01:11:04.000 I don't want to.
01:11:04.000 Yeah, pull it up, dude.
01:11:06.000 No.
01:11:07.000 It was so stupid.
01:11:08.000 It was so stupid.
01:11:10.000 No, you just tell that dude was a straight hothead, and the way you handled it, I was like, man, this guy obviously has some type of martial arts self-control, you know?
01:11:16.000 So you're working on lead leg sidekick, like Conor McGregor?
01:11:21.000 You ever do that one?
01:11:22.000 I mean, that's been around a lot more since Conor McGregor.
01:11:25.000 I want to give him the credit for it.
01:11:26.000 Chris Hazeman, remember way back?
01:11:28.000 Yeah, not too many people.
01:11:30.000 I mean, who else besides Conor McGregor?
01:11:33.000 No, I'm talking about an MMA. Like, who was throwing that lead leg sidekick?
01:11:37.000 Like, Jon Jones did it.
01:11:38.000 Jon Jones does it to the knee, which is a very, like...
01:11:41.000 Jon dropped Vitor to the body.
01:11:42.000 He hit him with a front leg sidekick to the body and dropped Vitor.
01:11:45.000 Remember that?
01:11:46.000 Yeah, it's cool to see that.
01:11:47.000 And I also use, like, a lot of stuff because I train with Alex Gustafsson.
01:11:51.000 And he uses a lot of, like, real trickery stuff.
01:11:53.000 Like, he'll get, like, hip-to-hip with you, like where you're standing.
01:11:56.000 And then he'll just go hip-to-hip and then, like, just sweep you.
01:11:59.000 And just kind of almost makes you look stupid sometimes.
01:12:01.000 He's got that Dominic Cruz style down, right?
01:12:04.000 Yeah, yeah, you know, on your toes.
01:12:05.000 I mean, he purposely emulated...
01:12:08.000 Dominic Cruz.
01:12:08.000 That's not a coincidence, right?
01:12:10.000 That they moved the same?
01:12:11.000 I just think he was just light on his feet.
01:12:12.000 Same coaches.
01:12:13.000 You can't stand in front of him.
01:12:14.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:12:15.000 Because he is doing that dance.
01:12:17.000 Is that Eric Del Fiero?
01:12:18.000 Yeah, he's constantly talking about being on your toes, being athletic.
01:12:21.000 Smart dude.
01:12:22.000 That's a very distinct style.
01:12:25.000 Very distinct.
01:12:26.000 I mean, shit, very few people can do that.
01:12:28.000 And Gustafsson is pulling it off.
01:12:30.000 You know who moves around like that but doesn't attack enough is Tim Elliott.
01:12:34.000 Did you see Tim Elliott this weekend?
01:12:35.000 Yeah.
01:12:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:36.000 Got great footwork, man.
01:12:37.000 I think best is still yet to come with that guy.
01:12:38.000 Yes, I think so, too.
01:12:39.000 That kid is stupid strong.
01:12:41.000 He's from the Midwest area.
01:12:42.000 Holy shit.
01:12:43.000 I forgot that fight.
01:12:43.000 Was that super prelims?
01:12:45.000 It was the first fight of the pay-per-view.
01:12:47.000 Oh, the two little guys.
01:12:49.000 Yes.
01:12:50.000 I fast-forwarded through that one.
01:12:51.000 It's a good fight, man.
01:12:52.000 Big puncher, strong wrestler, a lot of movement.
01:12:54.000 Yeah.
01:12:54.000 I can see him definitely being a 35er in the future that people are going to start looking after him.
01:12:59.000 You think he'll be 35?
01:13:00.000 They're fighting 25. Oh, his 25s?
01:13:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:13:02.000 Those are flat weights.
01:13:02.000 Oh, he's a big 25er.
01:13:03.000 Yeah.
01:13:04.000 Yeah, you know who I'm a fan of?
01:13:06.000 The 125 pounds that I really want?
01:13:07.000 A lot of respect for Demetrius Johnson.
01:13:10.000 That guy's obviously talented, but Joseph Benavidez, bro.
01:13:12.000 I'm a fan of that little bastard.
01:13:14.000 He just gets down, bro.
01:13:16.000 He just throws heat the whole time.
01:13:18.000 He's technical.
01:13:18.000 I mean, he sets things up.
01:13:20.000 I like his style.
01:13:21.000 I've never seen that dude in a boring fight.
01:13:23.000 And this is a perfect example of what you were talking about before, about someone putting together a training camp.
01:13:26.000 Now they've got Bang Ludwig, who's running their whole camp.
01:13:29.000 He runs Alpha Male in San Jose.
01:13:33.000 No, where are they?
01:13:34.000 Sacramento.
01:13:35.000 Sacramento.
01:13:36.000 And all those guys, like look at Chad Mendes, look at how much better he got from there.
01:13:40.000 Look at how much better everybody's gotten from that camp.
01:13:43.000 And Benavidez and Mighty Mouse, they're going to have a rematch on Fox.
01:13:47.000 That's the main event on Fox from Sacramento.
01:13:51.000 Danny Castillo, he's a friend of mine out there.
01:13:53.000 He's a 55er.
01:13:54.000 He's fighting a...
01:13:55.000 A good, talented striker, Barboza.
01:13:57.000 So I'm interested to see how Dwayne Bang and Alpha Male come up with the strategy, you know?
01:14:02.000 Because I like his still.
01:14:03.000 He's a good dude.
01:14:04.000 He throws down.
01:14:04.000 He's getting better.
01:14:06.000 And now they have Dwayne up there showing a lot of cool stuff.
01:14:09.000 That dude's a vet.
01:14:10.000 That strategy for the Barboza fight, if I had to guess, is probably going to be take that dude down.
01:14:15.000 Yeah, you got to set it up.
01:14:16.000 But Jamie Varner caught him.
01:14:18.000 He set it up with a takedown before.
01:14:20.000 He thought he was going to go low and then caught him high.
01:14:23.000 Jay's got that long right hand, too.
01:14:25.000 He launches that right hand at you.
01:14:29.000 Throws a lot of it in it.
01:14:30.000 It covers a lot of distance, too.
01:14:32.000 Yeah, it's almost like a Koscheck back in the day, but Koscheck would wing his a little bit more.
01:14:36.000 Now you're seeing guys throw the straight right hand and catch guys before they're able to hit the hook on them.
01:14:42.000 They'll catch that chin sometimes and put dudes to sleep.
01:14:45.000 Yeah, the way Varner completes that right hand is very straight.
01:14:49.000 He landed that all through his setups.
01:14:50.000 He was smart that time.
01:14:51.000 He immediately came out, take Barboza down.
01:14:54.000 You know Barboza's gonna get up, so what does he do the next time?
01:14:56.000 Acts like he's gonna go down.
01:14:58.000 Of course you gotta respect it, because the guy just took you down.
01:15:00.000 Boom.
01:15:00.000 Right hand.
01:15:01.000 Yeah, I'm a big fan of Jamie Varner.
01:15:03.000 I love a dude who, like, was a champion at one point in time, was WEC champion, and then went through a bad streak where he was losing the guys he should never lose to, lost his motivation, was going back to college, and then all of a sudden, gets it back together again.
01:15:16.000 He's a vet, man.
01:15:16.000 Goes world-class again.
01:15:17.000 You realize shit.
01:15:20.000 What choice do you have?
01:15:21.000 You're gonna go back to regular life?
01:15:23.000 You're a superstar.
01:15:24.000 You're on TV. It's right there at your fingertips.
01:15:27.000 You just gotta get a couple training camps together.
01:15:30.000 It's right there.
01:15:31.000 Celebrity status.
01:15:33.000 And not waking up and working at a factory or something.
01:15:36.000 What else are you gonna do?
01:15:37.000 You got to keep going.
01:15:38.000 You got to look at it as like, you know what?
01:15:40.000 Maybe I won't...
01:15:41.000 If you could look at it realistically, like maybe I won't get the belt, but I'm gonna fucking try my hardest.
01:15:46.000 And in the meantime, I'm not going to work a regular fucking job.
01:15:49.000 I'm going to try to parlay this into some other shit.
01:15:52.000 It's also just that they miss the excitement.
01:15:54.000 A regular day job is just a slow drone, drone, drone.
01:16:02.000 And he admits.
01:16:02.000 I was 18 years old and I worked and it was horrible.
01:16:06.000 My grandfather told me to quit a job and I was kind of skeptical.
01:16:12.000 My old, old girlfriend at the time, like, I remember one time I had to stay at her parents' house just because I was, like, believing in this dream.
01:16:18.000 And I was just starting out.
01:16:19.000 I didn't really have much.
01:16:20.000 I struggled a lot.
01:16:20.000 And then I remember her dad was just like, you know, fighting doesn't pay the bills.
01:16:25.000 I remember just, like, looking at this guy like, man, this head's really trying to shit on my dream, you know?
01:16:30.000 What'd you just do?
01:16:32.000 Okay, I went away.
01:16:33.000 Oh, was it?
01:16:33.000 It was some weird feedback.
01:16:35.000 I don't think it was your phone.
01:16:36.000 Was it your phone?
01:16:37.000 Oh, is that what it was?
01:16:38.000 I thought it was a feedback thing.
01:16:40.000 Yeah, man.
01:16:41.000 It's a fucking crazy dream to believe in, right?
01:16:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:16:44.000 I mean, it's got its ups and downs, man.
01:16:46.000 I can imagine, like, all the crazy crap, you know, Varner and, like, half these guys is probably like, man, you know, what the hell?
01:16:51.000 And he was scared to death.
01:16:52.000 He admitted it.
01:16:53.000 He was scared to death of Barboza.
01:16:55.000 I mean, but especially Barboza.
01:16:56.000 That guy's a killer.
01:16:57.000 Like, he's like, holy shit.
01:16:59.000 Jamie Varner said he was shaking before the fight.
01:17:01.000 Barboza coming off of that Terry Edom knockout, one of the worst knockouts ever in the UFC. I trained with that guy a long time ago down in Florida through Hermes Franca, who I was hanging out with back in the day, and we went to the armory, and We trained with Barboza, and I just remember his Muay Thai was really, really good.
01:17:17.000 And I was just like, man, does this guy fight?
01:17:20.000 This guy should be fighting here.
01:17:22.000 And I was already in UFC at the time, and I guess they're like, yeah, he's working on his ground or whatever, and he's really good striking, and he's working on his wrestling, he's an explosive athlete, and he's a big 55er too, man.
01:17:32.000 That guy's a beast.
01:17:33.000 Yeah, the weight cutting thing is really fascinating because when most people hear that a guy fights at 155 pounds or you fight at 145 pounds, they assume you're actually 145 pounds.
01:17:43.000 Yeah, they're like, man, you look 145. I'm like, Jesus!
01:17:46.000 How the fuck does that work?
01:17:48.000 Like I said, Tyron Woodley's the best example of that.
01:17:50.000 There's no way that dude looks to be 170 pounds.
01:17:52.000 Just dance, bro.
01:17:53.000 I don't know what the hell he weighs when he gets in the office.
01:17:54.000 I may be crazy, but I think him and Hector Lombard are just going to take over the top, I think.
01:17:59.000 Anyway, that's just what I'm saying.
01:18:01.000 Hey, you know, that would be an amazing fight.
01:18:03.000 Hector Lombard versus Tyron Woodley.
01:18:06.000 Holy shit.
01:18:06.000 Dude, they're both American top teams.
01:18:08.000 Yeah, they probably never would fight.
01:18:10.000 Or they wouldn't fight until it became absolutely...
01:18:12.000 Hector will fight anybody.
01:18:13.000 Tiago Alves is coming back, dude.
01:18:15.000 Tiago Alves, we're probably soon to see him scrap again.
01:18:18.000 Yeah, I hope so.
01:18:18.000 I love that dude.
01:18:19.000 He's a great guy, fun to watch, exciting fighter.
01:18:22.000 But he's had an unfortunate series of injuries.
01:18:24.000 Yeah.
01:18:25.000 Knee surgery, pec surgery.
01:18:27.000 You know who impressed the shit out of me is Donald Cerrone.
01:18:30.000 Holy shit.
01:18:31.000 The fight with Evan Dunham, the coolest thing about that was Evan Dunham...
01:18:37.000 He deep halves him perfectly, gets on top, gets put in a triangle, escapes the triangle, goes right into an omoplata, gets the omoplata sweep with the pass.
01:18:46.000 Donald Cerrone's in side control, just some amazing, beautiful jujitsu.
01:18:50.000 They get back up, they throw down again.
01:18:53.000 Dunham ends up on his back again, hits him with another deep half sweep.
01:18:57.000 He gets on top, right into another triangle, but this time he finishes him.
01:19:01.000 Serone's serious, serious jujitsu right there.
01:19:04.000 Serone's thinking about...
01:19:05.000 I heard him talking about going down 145 pounds, and I've actually fought Serone, and he ended up breaking my eye orbital in the first round.
01:19:12.000 You know, it wasn't like he hit real hard.
01:19:13.000 You know, I was feeling his kicks, but it was just a precise shot.
01:19:17.000 You know, Serone's Muay Thai man.
01:19:18.000 When he's on, he's on, dude.
01:19:20.000 He's a scary dude.
01:19:20.000 He's a big dude at 155 pounds.
01:19:23.000 And for him to go down 145, I'm like, man...
01:19:26.000 I wonder how he's going to do that.
01:19:27.000 He's so thick.
01:19:27.000 Dude, he is a big dude.
01:19:28.000 If he can make it and reload the right way, and I imagine that he probably will if he has a, you know, he's training with Jackson, so he's got a good camp and good team behind him.
01:19:36.000 I don't think he's going to drop.
01:19:37.000 I think that was a rumor.
01:19:38.000 I think I read somewhere where he said, no, I talked about it, but it ain't going to happen.
01:19:42.000 Usually people talk about cutting after they lose.
01:19:44.000 He just beat the shit out of Evan Dunham.
01:19:46.000 Damn, he looked good, too.
01:19:47.000 Evan Dunham had a brief window.
01:19:49.000 He had a brief window he could have pulled out of that triangle where he's taking a little break there, and that's when he just locked it up.
01:19:56.000 Evan Dunham is a tough motherfucker.
01:19:58.000 Yeah, he is.
01:19:59.000 And to tap him is even more impressive.
01:20:01.000 I trained with him when we were at Dominick Cruz's camp with Uriah Faber when they were competing on the show.
01:20:08.000 Team Alliance was always over at Drysdale's and I got a chance to roll with Evan Dunham.
01:20:13.000 And dude, he was ferocious on the ground.
01:20:15.000 Yeah, he was very good.
01:20:16.000 When he tapped Efrain Escudero, that was a real wake-up call for a lot of people.
01:20:20.000 This kid's ground game is...
01:20:21.000 Gerald Striebe actually called me right before Evan Dunham made his UFC debut.
01:20:25.000 I didn't know anything about him.
01:20:26.000 Just one of those dudes you've never heard of.
01:20:28.000 Gerald said, there's a guy named Evan Dunham.
01:20:30.000 I think he fought...
01:20:33.000 I forget what we fought, but he said, trust me, put all your money on Evan Dunham.
01:20:36.000 I just rolled with him all week.
01:20:38.000 The guys trashed me.
01:20:40.000 And Gerald's awesome.
01:20:41.000 But Evan Dunham, so I thought, okay, okay, I believe it.
01:20:44.000 Yeah, when he fought Tyson Griffin, one of his training partners, I thought that was really good.
01:20:48.000 Because Tyson Griffin's real solid on the ground, too.
01:20:51.000 And that fight...
01:20:52.000 Dunham just had this back control that was crazy, and controlled the fight with just all back control.
01:20:57.000 So you know his jiu-jitsu is on top point.
01:21:00.000 Yeah, he's very good, man.
01:21:01.000 I just was completely blown away by how good Cerrone looked.
01:21:06.000 Cerrone was just on fire.
01:21:07.000 Dude, when he's on fire, he's on fire.
01:21:09.000 I think maybe he had a little personal issues that fight with Dos Anjos, and he just bounced back.
01:21:16.000 Cerrone's one of those guys who likes to stay active and get after it, so it's interesting to see what he's going to do.
01:21:21.000 Fuck yeah.
01:21:22.000 That's gonna be really interesting.
01:21:24.000 What did you think about the main event?
01:21:26.000 Me?
01:21:27.000 Personally?
01:21:28.000 I think Hendrix won.
01:21:29.000 I think he completed all of what the octagon rules are about.
01:21:32.000 You know, damage, octagon control.
01:21:35.000 You know, he landed takedowns.
01:21:36.000 He busted up his face.
01:21:38.000 He controlled the fight.
01:21:39.000 He made it a great fight.
01:21:41.000 He almost knocked him out.
01:21:42.000 And then, you know, at the end of the day, GSP won.
01:21:45.000 And that's the decision.
01:21:47.000 But I think a lot of better things are going to come from that because Dana White is immediately calling out these judges and probably getting things going on that end.
01:21:55.000 So it'll be interesting to see what happens, but I think he needs a rematch.
01:21:59.000 Yeah, I think you're right about the judges.
01:22:02.000 I think there's also not just the judges, but the judging, when you look at the scoring system that's currently in place, is not that crazy.
01:22:10.000 The judging is not that crazy.
01:22:11.000 It's not that off, at least this fight.
01:22:13.000 But the scoring system is terrible.
01:22:15.000 The scoring system is terrible.
01:22:17.000 It doesn't work.
01:22:18.000 When you can have a round like the second round, where Hendricks had GSP in all sorts of trouble, and that round and the first round are scored exactly the same, they're both 10-9, One way or another on either judge's scorecard.
01:22:31.000 That's crazy.
01:22:31.000 Those are not the same rounds.
01:22:33.000 One round, you had a good struggle that I think one guy did more damage, but one guy went for a submission.
01:22:40.000 It's a sort of debatable 10-9 round.
01:22:42.000 But the second round was Johnny Hendrick's Clanging George.
01:22:47.000 Has him wobbled.
01:22:48.000 Has him in all sorts of trouble.
01:22:50.000 Johnny's swarming on him.
01:22:52.000 How the fuck are those two rounds quantifiably the same?
01:22:56.000 That's preposterous.
01:22:58.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:22:58.000 They gotta fix that.
01:23:01.000 That's a big nine to an eight.
01:23:03.000 You say that, but I think this may at least in some way motivate the conversation.
01:23:10.000 I think if time goes on, if MMA lasts 20 years, if we're lucky, they're going to figure out that the system needs to be overhauled.
01:23:18.000 And this idea of 10 points every round is fucking silly.
01:23:22.000 We're acting like there's a thing in place that we have to follow for a new sport.
01:23:27.000 And that's fucking stupid.
01:23:29.000 You never know.
01:23:30.000 There's no consistency with these judges.
01:23:33.000 You know, one thing I did not want to do in Brazil was go to a decision.
01:23:36.000 I was like, if this is close, they're going to give it to him.
01:23:38.000 When I went up and I had a close fight with Sam Stout, I thought they were going to give it to him.
01:23:42.000 I was like, man, you know what?
01:23:42.000 You did everything.
01:23:43.000 I knew in my heart I won the fight.
01:23:46.000 Thankfully, I ended up getting that fight.
01:23:48.000 So close.
01:23:49.000 When they're close fights.
01:23:50.000 Yeah, close fights.
01:23:51.000 Phil Davis, I thought, beat Lyoto Machida two out of three rounds.
01:23:54.000 That was a very big, controversial fight.
01:23:56.000 And then people were just like, no, Lyoto won.
01:23:59.000 You know, that decision down there, like in Brazil...
01:24:01.000 That's scary, bro.
01:24:02.000 You're like, oh my god, is he going to get this?
01:24:04.000 I have to watch that again because I thought that Machida won.
01:24:06.000 I would have to see it again.
01:24:08.000 Close fight.
01:24:09.000 He got the decision.
01:24:10.000 But yeah, that's not a robbery.
01:24:12.000 That's a close fight.
01:24:13.000 The problem with the Hendricks GSB fight is, let's say people that are watching it that are MMA fans that may not even train.
01:24:20.000 They just enjoy the fights.
01:24:22.000 They enjoy the excitement of the sport.
01:24:24.000 To them, GSP got his ass kicked.
01:24:27.000 For sure.
01:24:27.000 It's pretty goddamn obvious.
01:24:29.000 So the only way he didn't get his ass kicked is if the scoring system's broken.
01:24:33.000 Because to the average person, what is a fight about?
01:24:37.000 Is a fight about touching a guy?
01:24:38.000 Is a fight about putting a guy on his back and winding up on top of him?
01:24:42.000 What is a fight about?
01:24:43.000 A fight is about doing damage.
01:24:45.000 One way or another, or trying to finish the fight.
01:24:47.000 And one guy clearly did that way more than the other guy.
01:24:50.000 For sure.
01:24:50.000 Johnny didn't have a scratch in his face.
01:24:52.000 If we're on the street and that fight was to go down, and after a while everybody breaks it up, no matter who's on top, whatever happened, big fight, we stand up Johnny, we stand up GSP, and we're like, okay, we'll give that one to Johnny on the street.
01:25:05.000 But also, that could...
01:25:07.000 That could happen accidentally.
01:25:10.000 Someone could hit somebody with an elbow, cut them open real early in the fight, and even though they dominated the rest of the round, they looked the worst for Rare.
01:25:17.000 That's possible, too.
01:25:18.000 True, true.
01:25:18.000 You've got to take in hand what actually went down.
01:25:21.000 How was he doing that damage?
01:25:23.000 What was he doing?
01:25:23.000 And it looked like Johnny was actually doing the damage, not just, you know, he got a lucky punch and his eye got swollen.
01:25:29.000 That could easily happen, but he was landing shot after shot and pushing a good pace.
01:25:35.000 GSP was even wobbled and he's just laying on him.
01:25:37.000 So, I mean, obviously you think...
01:25:39.000 You know, if anybody was not even like a fan or like your grandma was watching, she'd be like, wow, I think this guy's winning.
01:25:44.000 The most shocked and disappointed guy, I think, maybe I've ever seen after a fight was Johnny Hendricks, Saturday night.
01:25:50.000 He was, hey, bravo, breathing is crazy, dude.
01:25:53.000 Oh, really?
01:25:53.000 He's in the zone, dude.
01:25:54.000 He's going to sleep so good tonight.
01:25:55.000 You get in.
01:25:56.000 You get in.
01:25:58.000 Joe, you know, earlier when it echoed and you got mad, it's because I was going to echo his breathing to make it echo so...
01:26:04.000 That's ridiculous.
01:26:05.000 That's ridiculous.
01:26:06.000 He accidentally talked.
01:26:08.000 Shit.
01:26:08.000 You fucked it up.
01:26:10.000 That's ridiculous.
01:26:12.000 Yeah, man.
01:26:12.000 I think that if you look at the scoring system that's in place and how it's been utilized so far, I could see the argument.
01:26:20.000 I don't agree with it, but I could see the argument that GSP won the fight.
01:26:23.000 I don't think he won the first round.
01:26:24.000 Everybody was thinking that he won the first round.
01:26:27.000 Because he went for the submission and got the takedown, but Johnny did a lot of damage in that round.
01:26:32.000 He fucked his legs up with those knees to the legs, which I don't understand why people don't count those.
01:26:37.000 Like, what are you looking at?
01:26:39.000 It's a big strike.
01:26:40.000 That's like a charley horse.
01:26:41.000 I don't know if you guys have been hitting the leg.
01:26:42.000 Or you look at one of those slug bugs and somebody hit you, you're like, man, that's a knee hitting you.
01:26:46.000 It's a lot harder.
01:26:47.000 Just because GSP's not responding doesn't mean those aren't big shots.
01:26:51.000 He just can tolerate the pain.
01:26:52.000 Those hurt like fuck.
01:26:53.000 And those are damaging.
01:26:55.000 They take away your spring.
01:26:56.000 And so, in my opinion, you've got people that should not be judging that, that don't understand what exactly is going down.
01:27:04.000 Johnny did a lot more damage in that round.
01:27:06.000 He hit him with some hard fucking elbows when they were up against the cage.
01:27:10.000 When George was trying to take him down, he had the single.
01:27:13.000 Johnny hit him with some hard fucking elbows.
01:27:15.000 And then when they were in the clinch, when Johnny was bouncing up and down on one leg, he was tagging him with left uppercuts.
01:27:22.000 Those are all really significant.
01:27:24.000 The takedown and the submission attempt, it wasn't close enough.
01:27:29.000 It wasn't like Johnny was screaming and beat Red and then he gutted out of it like you could see him on his back and he's doing screaming.
01:27:36.000 It wasn't close enough.
01:27:38.000 In my opinion, I gave Hendrix that round.
01:27:42.000 When I'm doing commentary and I watch it, it's one thing.
01:27:45.000 When I watch it again afterwards, that's when I get a sense of what I think actually happened and didn't happen.
01:27:51.000 Sometimes you're doing commentary, you're just trying to be entertaining, you're all caught up in the moment.
01:27:55.000 Why do you suppose nothing has been done?
01:27:58.000 I mean, this isn't the first time we've had a main event and a controversial decision.
01:28:03.000 Why do you think it just doesn't change?
01:28:05.000 I know, because the athletic commission has to admit that they made a mistake.
01:28:08.000 Do you believe the theory that you really should beat a champion?
01:28:12.000 No.
01:28:13.000 Because there's a lot of those ones with Frankie Edgar, Benson Henderson.
01:28:16.000 I don't.
01:28:17.000 I think it's an even fight.
01:28:18.000 And some people are like, oh, you really got to take it from the champion and be the champion.
01:28:22.000 I can see how you got to have a conviction.
01:28:24.000 Look, any decision that's close, you're going to have people that see it for the other guy.
01:28:28.000 That's always going to be the case.
01:28:29.000 And in that way, the idea of you've got to take it from the champion kind of makes sense.
01:28:33.000 That's the only way it makes sense.
01:28:35.000 To convince the people that this is a fair and just decision, even if you're not happy that the guy that you were rooting for lost, you still have to look at it honestly and objectively.
01:28:48.000 Guy got his ass kicked.
01:28:49.000 That's the fact.
01:28:50.000 You're like, okay, here's a perfect example.
01:28:52.000 Second round of Frankie Edgar, BJ Penn.
01:28:55.000 Okay, the first fight was a close fight.
01:28:57.000 Second fight, not second round, second fight.
01:28:59.000 The first fight was a close fight where it was very debatable.
01:29:02.000 Second fight, nobody was debating that.
01:29:04.000 Frankie beat BJ. He beat BJ, period.
01:29:06.000 So I think when you look at...
01:29:08.000 Outclassed him, really.
01:29:09.000 Outworked him.
01:29:10.000 He was more motivated.
01:29:11.000 He was in better shape.
01:29:12.000 Pushed a hard pace.
01:29:13.000 That's a fight where, I mean, BJ Penn has fucking millions of fans.
01:29:17.000 They couldn't deny the fact that BJ lost that fight.
01:29:19.000 True.
01:29:19.000 So in that kind of fight, yeah, I could see that's one of those fights where you're really taking it to him, even though Frankie was the champ at that time.
01:29:26.000 But I think that you should start even.
01:29:29.000 You should start even.
01:29:30.000 For sure.
01:29:31.000 You've got to earn it, definitely.
01:29:32.000 I think even GSP's face told it all.
01:29:38.000 It's crazy.
01:29:39.000 Actually, one of our buddies, Mike Chandler, just fought Eddie Alvarez in a sick fight.
01:29:43.000 I saw that fight.
01:29:44.000 And it was just crazy.
01:29:45.000 Mike was just going forward.
01:29:46.000 He's landing takedowns.
01:29:47.000 He's getting out of stuff.
01:29:48.000 He's controlling these rounds.
01:29:49.000 And such a close decision where at the end of it, if you look at this, Eddie Alvarez's family looks worried.
01:29:55.000 They're not hugging.
01:29:56.000 And Michael Chandler's family is like, yeah!
01:29:59.000 They're thinking confident, but then, boom, there's this decision.
01:30:02.000 You're just like, whoa.
01:30:03.000 You got to go back and look at things like, okay, what happened?
01:30:06.000 Maybe something I didn't see in my bias.
01:30:09.000 It's just those crazy fights.
01:30:11.000 I need to watch that fight a second time.
01:30:13.000 I enjoyed it, though.
01:30:14.000 It was a wild fight.
01:30:15.000 Chandler's a bad motherfucker.
01:30:17.000 Dude, he's a beast.
01:30:17.000 So is Alvarez.
01:30:18.000 He's like that in the gym.
01:30:19.000 So is Alvarez.
01:30:20.000 So you think nothing changes because then that would mean the commission would have to admit they made a mistake?
01:30:25.000 Yes.
01:30:25.000 If you change things, you have to admit that you should have changed things.
01:30:29.000 You have to admit that if you're running things, if this is the correct way to do things, why didn't you do this 18 months ago?
01:30:33.000 Why didn't you do this two years ago?
01:30:35.000 Why didn't you do this five years ago?
01:30:36.000 You've been licensing MMA for so long and people have been complaining about things for so long, but you've done the same shit over and over again.
01:30:44.000 That's...
01:30:44.000 So then that's probably never going to change.
01:30:46.000 That's like the definition of insanity.
01:30:48.000 Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
01:30:51.000 They can't have people that are untrained as judges.
01:30:55.000 Is it better or worse for the casinos, the people that are taking bets?
01:31:01.000 Is it better or worse if there is a logical, reasonable scoring system or if there's a fucked up one?
01:31:09.000 What do you think is better for them?
01:31:10.000 Well, if the casinos are on the board and everything is on the square, then the house is always going to win in almost every game.
01:31:19.000 When it comes to gambling on fights, they're pretty smart.
01:31:23.000 I'm sure they get really good oddsmakers.
01:31:25.000 There was a few lines that I didn't like.
01:31:27.000 I gave a few of my friends that were betting.
01:31:29.000 I told them what I thought were good bets and not good bets.
01:31:31.000 But I think that ultimately the experts of MMA, you're not going to be able to fool them.
01:31:38.000 They know who's going to win, or they have a 70-80% chance at who's going to win.
01:31:42.000 Way better than 51%.
01:31:44.000 If the house has a 51% chance, or 54%, whatever it is, in blackjack, an MMA expert has a way better...
01:31:51.000 If you're gambling, if you were gambling on fights, shit, you're going to be 80%, right?
01:31:57.000 Yeah.
01:31:57.000 Do you think about 80% when you guess?
01:31:59.000 Sometimes.
01:32:00.000 Sometimes I get them all wrong.
01:32:01.000 But do you think there's ever been a point in time in Las Vegas where the people that are running the casinos, who the fuck knows who they are, have something to do with the commission?
01:32:14.000 Like they're tied in somehow?
01:32:16.000 And...
01:32:18.000 Was there a fight, do you think, ever that the casinos made a decision happen because they didn't want to lose a certain amount of money?
01:32:27.000 That's all speculation.
01:32:28.000 Who knows?
01:32:29.000 You think that ever happens?
01:32:30.000 I don't know.
01:32:31.000 I'll tell you one thing I do know about casinos.
01:32:34.000 They're not stupid.
01:32:35.000 If they catch people counting cards, they get rid of them.
01:32:43.000 Yeah.
01:33:03.000 So everybody just had this...
01:33:04.000 Dudes are just driving balls straight into the rail.
01:33:07.000 They're missing the pocket ball like inches on purpose.
01:33:09.000 Totally on purpose.
01:33:10.000 Obviously on purpose.
01:33:11.000 And the other dude...
01:33:13.000 You can't deny a casino.
01:33:14.000 It's trial and error.
01:33:16.000 You can't actually deny a casino.
01:33:19.000 It's just like...
01:33:20.000 People that are up there that are highly elite people, they know how to make good decisions.
01:33:25.000 No matter what it is, they're winning for a reason.
01:33:28.000 That's because they're making good decisions.
01:33:30.000 And taking advantage of those people that are trying to cut the scheme.
01:33:33.000 You think there might be a crazy conspiracy where, like, the people running the casinos have something to do?
01:33:37.000 Like, every now and then, they make the call and they go, that motherfucker lost, no matter what.
01:33:41.000 If it's close.
01:33:42.000 You think there's anything like that?
01:33:43.000 You gotta wonder about some judges.
01:33:46.000 I don't think you go to the casino.
01:33:48.000 They play their odds very good, man.
01:33:49.000 But someone at the top is, like, making...
01:33:51.000 For a judge to get paid off to do this or that, there's gotta be someone with some serious power.
01:33:56.000 It's the math that people don't understand.
01:33:58.000 That's why those people that are counting cards...
01:34:00.000 They understand a portion of the math.
01:34:01.000 You gotta think those people are at an elite level and are always winning because of their decision making.
01:34:06.000 So their science and their math skills are way better than yours.
01:34:10.000 So they can see these small little snakes in the grass, if that's what you want to call them, like a little dirt bag trying to just scheme on your money.
01:34:16.000 Imagine if that's yours and you see this little rat over here playing his little game.
01:34:20.000 You just want to go up and smack him and be like, bro, you're cheating me out.
01:34:23.000 Yeah, but it's not even cheating.
01:34:24.000 He's just good at it.
01:34:25.000 It's so stupid that you can't count.
01:34:27.000 He caught on to the science of the math.
01:34:29.000 Yeah, but I mean, how crazy is that?
01:34:30.000 They tell you you can't be really good at this.
01:34:32.000 You can't be good at it.
01:34:33.000 You can't figure out how to do it right.
01:34:36.000 They're playing it to the people that are just like, man, am I going to get lucky?
01:34:39.000 Imagine that, man.
01:34:40.000 It's like only fighting guys you can absolutely beat.
01:34:43.000 Could you imagine you'd never get a title shot?
01:34:46.000 The idea is ridiculous.
01:34:48.000 It's not like the battle between the card counters and the casinos.
01:34:51.000 That shit never goes down.
01:34:53.000 They make sure those guys can't work.
01:34:55.000 They're like, nah, sorry, we're just here to steal.
01:34:57.000 We're just here to extract.
01:34:59.000 We're not here to gamble, to actually gamble.
01:35:02.000 It's not even gambling.
01:35:03.000 When a guy gets really good at poker or really good at blackjack, it kind of becomes like, those dudes just make money, man.
01:35:10.000 The really best dudes, they just make money.
01:35:12.000 They make a big risk.
01:35:13.000 Yeah, they lose a little bit here and again, but for the most part, they wind up ahead.
01:35:18.000 There's a lot of those guys that are professional gamers.
01:35:20.000 What happens?
01:35:21.000 Do these guys just get funded, or are they just playing in a basement?
01:35:24.000 Where do these dudes come from?
01:35:25.000 It's crazy, because next thing you see this guy on TV, you're like, man, does this guy even know anything?
01:35:29.000 But all of a sudden, it shows the chip or the money count, and you're like, this dude's...
01:35:33.000 Well, think about it this way.
01:35:34.000 Think about how much time and effort you put in to get really good at MMA. Now think about someone who's doing the same thing with card counting or with poker.
01:35:45.000 They're just constantly playing moves over there.
01:35:47.000 You ever see poker dorks talk?
01:35:50.000 Have a poker door conversation with people where they start talking about a knight.
01:35:54.000 I had, you know, five knight and he pulls king six and I flop.
01:35:58.000 Yeah, yeah, it's like a pig Latin.
01:36:00.000 I don't know what the fuck you're saying, but to them, it's almost like a chess thing.
01:36:04.000 They're going over the moves.
01:36:05.000 They're like, oh, I see.
01:36:06.000 Well, why didn't you fold?
01:36:07.000 Why didn't you do this?
01:36:09.000 Why didn't you do this?
01:36:10.000 And they're going over positions and I got a bad roll of the cards.
01:36:16.000 I believe in the bad roll of the cards.
01:36:17.000 You ever sat down on like a...
01:36:20.000 What is it?
01:36:20.000 Like a blackjack table and then that person's always hitting when they shouldn't be hitting or not hitting and you're just like I gotta get up I just lost 75 bucks to realize this guy's an idiot and he's messing up the whole table but you get on that table and you're just hitting and you're rolling you're slapping high fives with some person from Arizona you don't even know And you're just killing it,
01:36:36.000 so it's crazy.
01:36:37.000 Explain that to me.
01:36:38.000 How does it hurt?
01:36:39.000 See, I don't know gambling.
01:36:41.000 So if we're all playing, say you, me, and Eddie are playing blackjack together, and Eddie gets crazy, and he just fucking...
01:36:46.000 So he hits on like a 16. He's got a 20. Hit me!
01:36:49.000 This is a fucking one, bitch.
01:36:51.000 Say I have like a low card, like I'm at like a 9, and he's hitting on a 16 to try to get to 21 because he wants to beat the guy, you know?
01:36:57.000 You're supposed to let that just pass and let me go ahead and hit the bigger number.
01:37:02.000 Instead, he'll bust and ruin my card, and next thing you know, I'll hit like two low cards, and I'm like, okay, I'm at like a...
01:37:08.000 A 12, but they're showing like a 15, 16, 2. I got a hit, and then boom, I bust, and it just kind of goes down the line.
01:37:14.000 But if you get the people that are hitting on the right cards, that'll actually feng shui and flow.
01:37:19.000 Really?
01:37:20.000 Yeah.
01:37:20.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:37:21.000 It seems like, you know, he's making his decisions, you're making your decisions.
01:37:24.000 It's like those Bud Light commercials.
01:37:25.000 The guy goes downstairs and they score, you know?
01:37:27.000 But aren't they using like five decks now?
01:37:30.000 They're like five decks.
01:37:31.000 I don't even know how many they use.
01:37:32.000 They use a bunch.
01:37:32.000 They have that big machine that like was like...
01:37:35.000 So the way you're looking at it is if he gets a 5 that you could have used and he busts because of that 5, he fucked you, you could have had that 5 and you would have had 20 or something like that, right?
01:37:46.000 And then the dealer might have busted and he could have actually won, but he actually hit the wrong card trying to be greedy too soon.
01:37:52.000 I think that's not a good way of looking at it.
01:37:55.000 I think that's like a defeatist logic.
01:37:57.000 Because it doesn't make any sense.
01:37:59.000 Look, the numbers are the numbers.
01:38:01.000 If you have 15 and you hit, you know what the consequences are.
01:38:05.000 If you have 17 and you hit, you're crazy.
01:38:07.000 There's some good ones that you're supposed to hit on and that they tell you not to hit on.
01:38:10.000 And sometimes the dealer, if you don't really know what you're doing, you're just starting out, and they'll be like, you sure you want to do that?
01:38:16.000 But they can't tell you, but they'll ask you and stop you, which is pretty cool, because what if you don't know what you're doing, you're just blacked out drunk, and you're making all stupid bets, you lose your money.
01:38:23.000 Well, I would imagine too that if you're a card counter, it would actually help you to have someone who's betting all fucking wacky next to you.
01:38:31.000 Because you know that he got that certain card.
01:38:34.000 Instead of him folding or holding, he actually added additional information into the equation.
01:38:41.000 He gave you like, oh, the seven just got used.
01:38:43.000 So now you have an extra number that you can eliminate.
01:38:46.000 You know what I mean?
01:38:47.000 I mean, it seems to me that playing with idiots would be beneficial if you had the right attitude.
01:38:51.000 It could possibly work out, yeah.
01:38:52.000 If you were a card counter, if you were a really good card counter, and again, I don't understand how the fuck card counting works, so I'm just talking out of my ass.
01:38:58.000 There's a movie about it, but I still never, it's a hard math, it's a math to it.
01:39:02.000 Ed Norton, right?
01:39:03.000 Yep.
01:39:04.000 It's a crazy math to it.
01:39:07.000 Ocean's Eleven?
01:39:08.000 No, no, I think it was...
01:39:09.000 No, that's okay.
01:39:11.000 They robbed the casino.
01:39:13.000 They robbed the casino.
01:39:14.000 There's always a card counter in those movies, no?
01:39:16.000 Yeah.
01:39:17.000 Brad Pitt.
01:39:18.000 There's a lot of those movies where the dude busts Vegas.
01:39:22.000 Yeah!
01:39:22.000 Figures it out.
01:39:24.000 All these genius...
01:39:25.000 What movie was it where there was a bunch of genius card counters?
01:39:28.000 There was a college that they were supposed to, and then the guy takes them there, and he wasn't supposed to be in the building yet.
01:39:33.000 You guys want to do this?
01:39:34.000 Yeah, they all got a suite together, and they're rolling around in cash, but it all goes bad, Eddie Bravo.
01:39:39.000 They get busted, someone, some fucking...
01:39:41.000 If you knew how to count cards, would you rob the system?
01:39:44.000 If what?
01:39:44.000 If you knew a little bit, like, say you knew the math, And you just sit down and you're like, you know what, I just want a couple extra hundred real quick, you know?
01:39:51.000 And then would you sit down and do it?
01:39:52.000 Or would you just be scared?
01:39:53.000 I thought I had a system, but I didn't realize that I was an idiot and I was going to try to make some money in Tahoe.
01:39:59.000 And then I realized, oh shit.
01:40:01.000 How much did you lose before you figured out you suck?
01:40:03.000 Well, it's just, it's like...
01:40:04.000 21, yeah.
01:40:05.000 You know, in roulette, you can just bet red and black.
01:40:10.000 You can put chips on the numbers, or you can just put chips on red and black.
01:40:13.000 So I figured that if you have a lot of cash, you put $500 on red.
01:40:20.000 If you lose, you just keep doubling it until finally red hits.
01:40:26.000 But you've got to have a lot of money to double, but there's a limit.
01:40:29.000 So they already figured that out a long time ago.
01:40:31.000 So they limit you.
01:40:32.000 You can't do that shit.
01:40:33.000 So I thought I had it.
01:40:34.000 I didn't realize that they already figured it out.
01:40:36.000 So I'm in Tahoe.
01:40:37.000 I'm going to do this shit.
01:40:38.000 I'm just going to win once, win $500, and then I'm done.
01:40:41.000 That could be an expensive method, though.
01:40:43.000 You better come in with some stacks.
01:40:44.000 Yeah, you've got to have like $10,000 of that.
01:40:46.000 And then if you hit, dude, that would be so awesome to just walk away.
01:40:49.000 Yeah, you gotta walk away.
01:40:50.000 The key is to walk away when you get your $500 back.
01:40:54.000 Everybody's thought this through.
01:40:56.000 It's hilarious.
01:40:58.000 How many conversations have been had across the country?
01:41:00.000 I got it, bro.
01:41:01.000 I was telling people I got it, bro.
01:41:03.000 I got it.
01:41:03.000 But I'm not gonna get crazy.
01:41:05.000 It's just gonna be $500 a day.
01:41:06.000 It's a system to get...
01:41:07.000 You could live nicely.
01:41:10.000 Once a day, you just gotta...
01:41:11.000 What's interesting, if you won $500 a day, they would fucking kick you out.
01:41:15.000 They'd be like, get out of here, bitch.
01:41:16.000 You gotta keep switching casinos, bro.
01:41:18.000 Yeah, that's the move, right?
01:41:19.000 They offer you stuff to keep you in that environment.
01:41:23.000 Free hotel, baby.
01:41:24.000 Free hotel.
01:41:25.000 They might bring some pretty girls over, too.
01:41:27.000 They give you a bottle of champagne.
01:41:29.000 You're the man.
01:41:30.000 I love Vegas.
01:41:31.000 I love the idea behind Vegas.
01:41:33.000 Let people do whatever the fuck they want.
01:41:35.000 Let them gamble.
01:41:35.000 Stay open.
01:41:37.000 Stay open 24 hours a day.
01:41:38.000 Yeah, let them drink.
01:41:39.000 Walk down the street with alcohol.
01:41:40.000 Fuck yeah.
01:41:41.000 I like it.
01:41:42.000 I like Vegas.
01:41:43.000 I like the freedom of Vegas.
01:41:44.000 You need people like, yeah, some seedy parts.
01:41:47.000 There's seedy parts everywhere.
01:41:48.000 If you get 100 people together, one of them is going to suck.
01:41:51.000 It's good to have fights there, too.
01:41:52.000 Yeah, fuck yeah.
01:41:53.000 It's too hot to live, though.
01:41:55.000 Too hot.
01:41:56.000 Maybe if you were like rolling ball in like Carrot Top and you had some giant mansion in Henderson, you know, keep your bitches.
01:42:02.000 Does he have a giant mansion in Henderson?
01:42:03.000 Does he?
01:42:04.000 Pulling his fucking...
01:42:05.000 Is he rich?
01:42:06.000 Fuck yeah!
01:42:07.000 Are you kidding me?
01:42:08.000 Really?
01:42:08.000 He's not like Corey Feldman?
01:42:10.000 No.
01:42:11.000 He's got a long-standing show in Vegas at the Luxor.
01:42:15.000 So he's got like 10 million.
01:42:16.000 Carrot Top.
01:42:17.000 Carrot Top has been performing at the Luxor for a long...
01:42:20.000 Don't look at that.
01:42:21.000 I thought he was like a vanilla ice kind of guy.
01:42:24.000 No way, dude.
01:42:25.000 Carrot Top has been a successful performer in Vegas for more than a decade.
01:42:29.000 He's been killing it.
01:42:30.000 He's been there for a while.
01:42:30.000 Killing it in Vegas for a decade.
01:42:32.000 And he puts on a great show.
01:42:34.000 You know, a lot of people give Carrot Top a lot of shit.
01:42:36.000 But look, there's people that like the monkeys and there's people that like Slayer.
01:42:40.000 Everybody's got their own thing they enjoy.
01:42:42.000 And if you like that kind of comedy, Carrot Top's a funny dude.
01:42:45.000 And he's basically, essentially, taken over that entire market.
01:42:49.000 What exactly?
01:42:50.000 Does he do magic?
01:42:51.000 Prop comics.
01:42:51.000 He's a prop comedian.
01:42:53.000 He brings out a bunch of props.
01:42:54.000 There used to be a style of prop.
01:42:56.000 Prop comedy used to be a style of comedy.
01:42:58.000 There was puppet guys who were ventriloquists.
01:43:00.000 Oh, that's crazy.
01:43:01.000 There was guys who would do impressions.
01:43:03.000 And there was prop comics.
01:43:04.000 There was a style of comedy.
01:43:05.000 It's not anymore.
01:43:06.000 Because Carrot Top was so dominant.
01:43:09.000 He was so big.
01:43:10.000 He was the biggest prop comic of all time.
01:43:11.000 Gallagher's a prop comic.
01:43:12.000 Yeah, but Gallagher's like a fake prop comic.
01:43:15.000 What?
01:43:16.000 He smashes fruit and shit.
01:43:17.000 It's a little different.
01:43:18.000 I shouldn't say fake.
01:43:19.000 I would say he's got his own branch of prop comedy that he owns as well.
01:43:23.000 If you went on stage and tried to smash watermelons, they'd be like, bitch, are you fucking kidding me?
01:43:28.000 You can't steal from him.
01:43:30.000 That's Gallagher shit.
01:43:31.000 You can't smash fruit.
01:43:32.000 What about Andrew Dice Clay?
01:43:34.000 He's hilarious.
01:43:35.000 The man, huh?
01:43:36.000 Does he still make a lot of money?
01:43:38.000 He never really brought, but he just had the swagger of, like, just coolness around him, you know?
01:43:43.000 He's hilarious.
01:43:43.000 We've had him on the podcast a couple of times.
01:43:45.000 Nice.
01:43:45.000 We went to see him in Vegas.
01:43:47.000 I saw him back in his height, live, man.
01:43:49.000 I was at Massive.
01:43:50.000 Where was I? A big place?
01:43:52.000 Either Pacific Amphitheater or down in Orange County.
01:43:55.000 Wow.
01:43:55.000 During his height.
01:43:56.000 Oh, my God.
01:43:57.000 He did some insane amount of theaters across the country, more than any comedian ever.
01:44:02.000 Really?
01:44:02.000 Yeah, he's probably the most successful comedian of all time, as far as money.
01:44:07.000 More than George Lopez?
01:44:08.000 Cool dude at the right time.
01:44:10.000 He just came through the right era and just smashed it.
01:44:12.000 He just had the perfect act.
01:44:14.000 He had an act that you could play back.
01:44:15.000 That was the thing about his act.
01:44:17.000 You didn't mind if you knew the jokes.
01:44:19.000 It's almost like music.
01:44:20.000 If you want to go see the Rolling Stones, you don't want to have your new song, bitch.
01:44:24.000 Come on with that new song.
01:44:25.000 Get it out of the way.
01:44:26.000 I know you got a new song.
01:44:27.000 You don't want new shit.
01:44:29.000 I want to hear Start Me Up.
01:44:30.000 Get back to the classics.
01:44:32.000 Comedy, you got to have new shit.
01:44:34.000 Yeah, comedy, you have to have new shit.
01:44:35.000 Except Dice Clay.
01:44:37.000 Dice Clay, what's in the bowl, bitch?
01:44:40.000 Oh!
01:44:41.000 The whole crowd would sing it along as if they were like at a music show.
01:44:46.000 The Hickory Dickory Dock.
01:44:47.000 Yeah, it's a different thing.
01:44:48.000 He's killed it.
01:44:48.000 It was a different thing.
01:44:49.000 He figured out something different or stumbled upon something different, but that something different became massive.
01:44:54.000 People wanted to say those rhymes.
01:44:56.000 They wanted to hear those rhymes.
01:44:58.000 Little Boy Blue.
01:44:59.000 Oh, he needed the money!
01:45:02.000 And the whole crowd would sing it along.
01:45:05.000 What's his act like nowadays?
01:45:06.000 I haven't heard of him.
01:45:07.000 Hilarious.
01:45:07.000 Dude, he almost seemed like he was just keeping it real.
01:45:10.000 He doesn't give a fuck.
01:45:11.000 He's worth a ton of money.
01:45:12.000 He's got a hot wife.
01:45:14.000 There's very few people that legitimately don't give a fuck.
01:45:17.000 Andrew Dice Clay legitimately doesn't give a fuck.
01:45:19.000 Still smokes a ton of cigarettes, still wears fucking weightlifting gloves and cut off sleeves and wears a nice fanny pack.
01:45:26.000 Props.
01:45:27.000 I learned about the Roots fanny pack from him.
01:45:28.000 It's an excellent choice if you're going to get a fanny pack.
01:45:31.000 Roots leather fanny pack.
01:45:32.000 He doesn't give a fuck.
01:45:33.000 Dude, I loved Ford Fairlane.
01:45:36.000 I was such a big Andrew Dice Clay fan that Ford Fairlane was still one of my favorite movies.
01:45:40.000 I loved that fucking movie.
01:45:41.000 When was the last time we saw his comedy?
01:45:43.000 Long time ago.
01:45:44.000 We saw him about two years ago in Vegas.
01:45:48.000 Was it a year ago, two years ago?
01:45:49.000 It was about a year ago.
01:45:50.000 Did you ever ask him about what the...
01:45:52.000 The reasoning behind that, the day that laughter died, what was that about?
01:45:56.000 He didn't give a fuck.
01:45:57.000 He went on stage, and he decided that he was too big or something like that, so he went on stage at Dangerfields and decided to just talk nonsense for two hours.
01:46:05.000 No jokes.
01:46:06.000 Bomb, and then release it as a DVD, and it did great.
01:46:10.000 He sold fucking hundreds of thousands of copies.
01:46:13.000 So it was a joke?
01:46:14.000 It was what he wanted to do.
01:46:15.000 He just wanted to do whatever the fuck he wanted to do.
01:46:17.000 It's called the day the laughter died.
01:46:18.000 It sure did die.
01:46:20.000 He did whatever the fuck he wanted to do.
01:46:21.000 And what he wanted to do was just show up and start recording shows where he just starts talking.
01:46:26.000 And maybe comes up with jokes and maybe not.
01:46:28.000 Wow.
01:46:28.000 And some of the things were funny.
01:46:30.000 Like, you'd get something funny every 15, 20 minutes.
01:46:33.000 I took that seriously, man.
01:46:35.000 I didn't get it.
01:46:37.000 I think I was like 22. I didn't get it.
01:46:39.000 I took it seriously.
01:46:40.000 I thought he just sucked.
01:46:43.000 But he did it on purpose.
01:46:45.000 I think he got so big.
01:46:47.000 I don't think you, nor I, nor anyone in this room could ever imagine what it's like to be that famous.
01:46:54.000 And this was famous before the internet, so it was a weird fame.
01:46:58.000 People couldn't believe they were seeing you.
01:47:00.000 There's a lot more exclusive.
01:47:01.000 Dude, you're about as famous as you can get, dude.
01:47:03.000 I don't know how you go through life.
01:47:06.000 Everywhere you go, people are going, there's fucking Joe Rogan.
01:47:09.000 Everywhere.
01:47:10.000 That's got to be fucking crazy.
01:47:11.000 But they're nice, man.
01:47:12.000 People are almost universally nice to me.
01:47:15.000 It's not hard.
01:47:17.000 People go, what's up, Joe?
01:47:18.000 I go, hey, what's up?
01:47:18.000 It's not hard.
01:47:20.000 But when people are staring at you at restaurants...
01:47:23.000 I'm a nice guy, man.
01:47:24.000 If they say hi, I'll say hi.
01:47:27.000 To me, it's just a bunch of people that are being nice to you.
01:47:32.000 Here's a perfect example.
01:47:33.000 If you were like George Zimmerman, if you were that kind of famous, that would be very disconcerting because you're famous for something horrible.
01:47:44.000 Or that incognito guy.
01:47:46.000 He just got arrested again last night for punching his pregnant girlfriend.
01:47:49.000 Allegedly, son.
01:47:50.000 Incognito?
01:47:51.000 No, no, no, no.
01:47:53.000 Zimmerman.
01:47:53.000 Zimmerman.
01:47:54.000 Yeah, I mean, look, you're gonna run into crazy people no matter what you do in this life, whether you're famous or whether you're not famous.
01:48:01.000 And, you know, if you're a friendly person, being famous, as long as you manage it correctly, as long as you don't think it's...
01:48:07.000 You know, you don't believe it.
01:48:08.000 You can't believe it.
01:48:09.000 Yeah, you can't, but you have to enjoy it.
01:48:11.000 Like, you've come from, you know, you basically worked hard, you deserve it, you know, like...
01:48:15.000 It never seems to get old.
01:48:16.000 People are like, man, do you ever get nervous?
01:48:17.000 I'm like, no, man, that's so cool.
01:48:19.000 Maybe you inspire a lot of people.
01:48:21.000 I mean, you're everywhere, so people maybe feel inspired and just be like, man, thanks, Joe.
01:48:24.000 Keep on going.
01:48:25.000 It's cool.
01:48:26.000 Well, if that's the case, I'm happy to do it.
01:48:28.000 I think I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life, so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me, that's a huge gift to be able to turn that back around.
01:48:37.000 I think everybody in this room is doing that in some way, shape, or form.
01:48:41.000 And I think doing a podcast is doing that.
01:48:44.000 Having a podcast is literally inspiration in a digital form.
01:48:49.000 A lot of them, conversations with people that you might not ever get to sit down with.
01:48:52.000 And you're talking like, I had Graham Hancock on last week.
01:48:56.000 Did he start smoking weed again?
01:48:57.000 Not yet.
01:48:58.000 Not yet.
01:48:59.000 He freaked out.
01:49:00.000 I tried.
01:49:01.000 He freaked out.
01:49:02.000 I tried.
01:49:02.000 He was the biggest stoner ever, Graham Hancock.
01:49:04.000 He was off the rails.
01:49:07.000 He was smoking too much.
01:49:09.000 He was smoking every day, all day.
01:49:10.000 Yeah, that's way too much.
01:49:12.000 Vaporizing, too.
01:49:14.000 So when you're hitting that vaporizing bag, god damn, you're getting a lot of THC. A couple hits a day.
01:49:19.000 No big deal, don't get crazy.
01:49:20.000 Some days take a day off here and there.
01:49:23.000 And you know what else is good about weed?
01:49:24.000 Do it with someone you like.
01:49:26.000 You know, like Eddie Bravo and I, we'll get together, we'll smoke a little weed.
01:49:30.000 We're never, you know, it's a cool, calm, collected situation.
01:49:34.000 It's gonna enhance the conversation.
01:49:36.000 Yeah, we're gonna have a nice time.
01:49:38.000 Some people, though, they're smoking it by themselves and sucking big bags of that shit.
01:49:42.000 Some people just trying to get on that spiritual level, man.
01:49:44.000 It could be spiritual to them.
01:49:46.000 Way of just chilling out, relaxing, you know?
01:49:47.000 Fuck yeah, it is.
01:49:48.000 It's a part of the earth.
01:49:49.000 It's a part of the earth that we have a relationship with.
01:49:52.000 If you're waking up, hitting the ball, that's too much.
01:49:54.000 Well, you know what?
01:49:55.000 Maybe you need it.
01:49:56.000 You know, I'm not saying what you need and what you don't need.
01:49:58.000 But if you don't need it and you're fucking out of control, then you gotta deal with your shit.
01:50:02.000 And that's...
01:50:03.000 The out of control thing is like a psychological balance.
01:50:05.000 I mean, and as a fighter, I think you probably have the most difficult job in all of athletics, entertainment, sports.
01:50:12.000 You have the most difficult solitary...
01:50:16.000 Lonely, dangerous, crazy job.
01:50:17.000 I think athletes just in general have that because look at the exposure that we're getting on Twitter and stuff like that.
01:50:23.000 That stuff wasn't happening when Michael Jordan was.
01:50:25.000 So this goes back to what you're talking about when people were a lot more exclusive then because they couldn't get into your day-to-day life as if like, you know, I'm a fan of Joe Rogan.
01:50:33.000 So I'm like, man, what's Joe doing when he's in like Brazil or London or something like that?
01:50:37.000 So they can keep up on you a little bit more exclusively.
01:50:39.000 So then when they see you, they're like, oh, hey.
01:50:40.000 Well, that's also a different thing in what we're talking about, about people coming up to you.
01:50:45.000 People coming up to me are universally friendly.
01:50:47.000 I've had very few people come up to me that weren't friendly.
01:50:50.000 And even if someone didn't disagree with me about something, they'll come up and just start talking to me, and we can have a nice conversation about it, and there's never hostility.
01:50:57.000 But online?
01:50:59.000 When you're dealing with anonymous people, they say the most horrible shit.
01:51:04.000 Internet tough guys.
01:51:05.000 It's not even a real thing they're saying.
01:51:08.000 Because they don't really mean it.
01:51:09.000 They would never say it if you were in front of them.
01:51:11.000 It's a fake...
01:51:12.000 The words have no weight to them.
01:51:14.000 You know what?
01:51:14.000 If those people spend half the time off the internet or off their cell phone talking so much...
01:51:18.000 And they use that same energy that they do on this side, but they go to the other side, you know, much more like positive, how much more inspirational possibly, like how much more like ambition they would have and, you know, maybe successful in that aspect.
01:51:30.000 But some people spend that same amount of energy as you would over here on the good side spending on the negative side.
01:51:35.000 If you're able just to turn it around, it's the same effort.
01:51:38.000 Yeah, I learned that very early in life that even though there's a real big pull to think about other people and dwell on other people and be angry about other people and look about their success or compare it to your success, that shit is all flawed and dangerous because it robs you of your time.
01:51:57.000 The time you spend, even though it feels natural to hate on somebody, the time you spend hating on someone Robs you of your own time.
01:52:07.000 You are literally hating on yourself, and you don't even realize it.
01:52:11.000 Because if you're a smart person, you only have a certain amount of free time in your fucking day.
01:52:16.000 Because if you're a smart person, you find shit you love to do.
01:52:19.000 Whether it's a relationship you love to do, whether it's a sport you love to do, whether it's a job you like to pursue.
01:52:25.000 You don't have much time.
01:52:26.000 And anytime you spend on some nonsense and gossip and stupidity, when you see these gossipy websites and people talking shit about people where you're like, why would you even write that?
01:52:38.000 What are they doing?
01:52:39.000 They're distracting themselves from their own failure.
01:52:41.000 It's amazing.
01:52:42.000 Universally.
01:52:43.000 It's amazing that some people ain't even on that level.
01:52:44.000 I lost a lot of friends growing up and getting to where I'm at.
01:52:48.000 But despite good decision making, some people just don't ever get it.
01:52:51.000 They don't ever know how to flip that switch and realize that It's the same amount of energy that you spend doing bad is the same amount that you could be spending doing good.
01:52:58.000 And it all goes to the decisions.
01:53:00.000 They just get on momentum.
01:53:01.000 They get on momentum.
01:53:02.000 They get caught up in this wave of hating.
01:53:05.000 You know, hating on people or gossiping about people or talking about someone that you don't even fucking know.
01:53:11.000 How many people have you ever heard talking about reality stars on TV? Like TMZ people.
01:53:17.000 There's three types of people in this world, man.
01:53:19.000 There's talkers, there's watchers, and there's doers.
01:53:22.000 And if it wasn't for people like real famous people or whatever, TMZ people wouldn't even have a job because they don't know who to go follow anymore and be like, oh, what are they doing now?
01:53:31.000 I like to think of when I meet a TMZ guy that he's just a cool dude in a transitionary job.
01:53:36.000 That's my approach.
01:53:37.000 I like to think that right now he's sticking a camera in front of people's faces at the airport, but hey man, I'm just trying to make some money.
01:53:42.000 I don't know, dude.
01:53:43.000 I used to deliver newspapers.
01:53:45.000 I try not to judge anybody doing any of that shit.
01:53:49.000 But it's a job that exists.
01:53:51.000 It's not his fault that that job exists.
01:53:53.000 The problem is there's a demand.
01:53:54.000 Demand for it.
01:53:55.000 There you go.
01:53:55.000 There's a demand for nonsense.
01:53:56.000 And mom, I'm guilty as charged, man.
01:53:59.000 There was a fake video, apparently it wasn't really Kanye West, but it was saying that Kanye West was knocking out these people that were paparazzi in Austin.
01:54:09.000 I mean, whoever this dude was that looks like Kanye West, but it wasn't Kanye West, is just uncorking left hands.
01:54:16.000 The video's been removed.
01:54:17.000 Just bombs on these dudes.
01:54:19.000 And he obviously has skills, because he ducks under a punch and connects with a punch.
01:54:23.000 He hits fucking hard and he knocks these three dudes out in this video.
01:54:26.000 I watched it three times.
01:54:27.000 What the fuck am I watching that for?
01:54:29.000 Why do I give a shit if Kanye West is getting in brawls?
01:54:32.000 Turns out he wasn't even.
01:54:33.000 But if he was getting in brawls with photographers.
01:54:35.000 There's a new thing going around the internet called a game called Knockout.
01:54:38.000 That's supposedly what I think the East Coast was doing.
01:54:41.000 These young kids are knocking out old people.
01:54:43.000 Innocent people, they're just going up like, hey, having a conversation, boom, just hits them and they're calling this game knockout or something like that.
01:54:50.000 Yeah, there should be a new game called, let's go find those faggots and choke them out.
01:54:53.000 That should be the new game.
01:54:55.000 Like a squadron of guys going out there to look for these motherfuckers.
01:54:59.000 Can you imagine that?
01:55:00.000 You're walking down the goddamn street.
01:55:02.000 You could be a lady, a fucking man with kids at home waiting, and these dudes come by and punch you.
01:55:08.000 Dude, it should be totally legal to take a baseball bat to those fucking skulls.
01:55:13.000 Yeah, those kids need to chill out.
01:55:14.000 You know what?
01:55:15.000 There's a lot of dumb kids out there that are not raised right.
01:55:18.000 They don't get any guidance in their life.
01:55:20.000 They live in a terrible environment.
01:55:22.000 They're broken.
01:55:23.000 They're broken.
01:55:23.000 I mean, I'm not saying you can't be fixed, but goddamn, that is a...
01:55:27.000 Utter lack of respect for humanity if you just strike someone for no reason for a goof.
01:55:31.000 Yeah, there's a point where you grow up, though, you know, because you can't blame it on the parents, but there comes a point where you get to a certain point where you're like, okay, I can make a decision for myself to make either a good choice.
01:55:41.000 Like, I don't have to live like this for the rest of my life.
01:55:43.000 I can go on and do this.
01:55:45.000 But just the fact that you would use that as an excuse, like bad parenting, and I'm going out and I'm, like, bashing people.
01:55:50.000 But granted, it does start with the parenting.
01:55:52.000 That's very important.
01:55:53.000 And the guys that are involved, because it's one dude, there's like a group of five or six of them, and one dude just clocks this man passing by.
01:56:01.000 And the people in that group, man, there's got to be one per group that has half a heart.
01:56:08.000 And can call the cops and report this fucking bastard before he does it again.
01:56:12.000 He's a rat?
01:56:13.000 There's gotta be.
01:56:14.000 There's gotta be.
01:56:15.000 Fuck yeah.
01:56:16.000 I thought you were talking about his group.
01:56:17.000 No, no, no.
01:56:18.000 A rat.
01:56:18.000 He's a rat?
01:56:19.000 Okay.
01:56:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:56:20.000 Come on.
01:56:20.000 That's ridiculous.
01:56:21.000 We need more rats, Eddie Bravo.
01:56:22.000 That's ridiculous.
01:56:23.000 That's in quotes on the new meme on Twitter.
01:56:25.000 We need more rats.
01:56:26.000 Good fellas.
01:56:26.000 Eddie Bravo.
01:56:27.000 Fuck yeah.
01:56:27.000 His whole family was rats.
01:56:28.000 That's a good rat right there.
01:56:29.000 Not all rats are bad.
01:56:30.000 That's a good rat.
01:56:31.000 Yeah, you know, it's an incredibly cowardly move, but it's also like they're looking for some excitement in their life, probably, and it's exciting to do something horrible like that for all the wrong reasons, but still exciting.
01:56:42.000 How about get paid $100,000, get into a gym, you know, Dana White's throwing out big bonuses, you know, get some lessons.
01:56:48.000 That's the real knockout.
01:56:48.000 See, that's the thing that I say to people when people talk to me about fighting, you know, they're like, why don't you go fight an MMA? I go, what are you talking about?
01:56:55.000 Like, do you understand what fighting is?
01:56:57.000 Like, oh man, you kick somebody's ass.
01:56:59.000 I always say this, like, you think fighting is kicking someone's ass.
01:57:03.000 No, that happens sometimes, but it's fighting.
01:57:06.000 And everybody wants to kick someone's ass, but nobody wants to fight.
01:57:10.000 Nobody wants to have a John Jones, Alexander Gustafson.
01:57:13.000 Diego Sanchez, Gilbert.
01:57:15.000 Well, you have, you know, you're letting it all hang out in there.
01:57:19.000 And if that is not your sole idea of what to be doing with your life, you shouldn't be fucking doing it.
01:57:26.000 Exactly.
01:57:26.000 Because there's a dude like that out there.
01:57:28.000 There's the Alexander Gustafson out there.
01:57:30.000 There's the Jon Jones out there.
01:57:31.000 There's the Jeremy Stephens out there.
01:57:32.000 There's dudes out there that that's what they do.
01:57:35.000 Those guys are fighting for real, man.
01:57:37.000 You're born with natural talent with those guys.
01:57:40.000 They just made the decision to take it to a whole other level.
01:57:43.000 You're right, man.
01:57:45.000 You find out a lot about a guy when you hit him.
01:57:47.000 Is he going to just fold over, let me beat him up to the ref, pulls him off?
01:57:50.000 Or is he going to take a hit, keep coming back, fighting strong?
01:57:53.000 That's where that class comes in.
01:57:56.000 At the end of the fight, as soon as that buzzer hits, and they know it's all over, all the training, everything, and they just give each other a hug, and people are just like, man, that's amazing.
01:58:04.000 But those two fighters, they know each other better than anybody at that particular moment.
01:58:09.000 They're just...
01:58:09.000 They're just on one.
01:58:10.000 They have so much respect for one another.
01:58:12.000 They're able to go to war.
01:58:13.000 Plus, it's entertaining for the fans.
01:58:15.000 They just see something that's almost priceless.
01:58:18.000 It's the most exciting sport of all time.
01:58:21.000 There's no sport that gets closer to the raw nature of a fight to the death, of fight or flight, of being able to test your will.
01:58:30.000 Your heart, your courage, you're willing to put it all on the line against another person.
01:58:34.000 And not just in that moment, but in all the time that you spent preparing for that moment.
01:58:39.000 The guy who was more willing, the guy who was more enthused, the guy who was more disciplined, and smarter.
01:58:46.000 All those things have to come together.
01:58:48.000 Yeah, yeah, it's connecting.
01:58:50.000 You're dealing also like what we were talking about with these super athletes, these guys like Hector Lombard, these guys like Tyron Woodley, these guys that are coming along like Jesus Christ.
01:59:00.000 Sergio Pettis, the little 20-year-old kid.
01:59:03.000 You can name all those guys, but then you got to think here before too long, there's going to be some little kid right now that he's going to turn 18 and he'll be like, no, this is what I've been training for, this is what I do.
01:59:13.000 And by the time he's 19 years old, could be fighting in the UFC and be one bad dude.
01:59:18.000 Like Tyson, when Tyson first started.
01:59:20.000 Mike Tyson, exactly.
01:59:20.000 You remember those days when you used to watch Tyson on ESPN? And you'd see the highlights and dudes would just go flying across.
01:59:28.000 A body shot to a right upper.
01:59:30.000 He just admitted that he was on coke during those fights.
01:59:33.000 No, no, the later fights, after prison.
01:59:34.000 Yeah, yeah, after he had like 300 million people were taking advantage of him.
01:59:39.000 In his beginner days, he was just...
01:59:42.000 It was after, so it wasn't during the ferocious days?
01:59:44.000 I think he was saying that it was after.
01:59:46.000 Let's find out.
01:59:46.000 Tyson admits hooked on coke.
01:59:48.000 Let's go for that.
01:59:48.000 Because it would make sense.
01:59:50.000 Because if you look at his early fights where he's just destroying people, that makes sense.
01:59:53.000 He looks like he's on coke.
01:59:54.000 I think he was just so crazy, but he had so much power and such a gift.
01:59:59.000 But he would cry before his fights, dude.
02:00:02.000 That's the scary part when you're about to go on stage and you're in the back and you're just waiting.
02:00:06.000 That's the crazy part.
02:00:07.000 Normally a fight just breaks out.
02:00:08.000 You know what's funny?
02:00:09.000 You're talking about that one documentary where he's crying before the Junior Olympics where he goes out and knocks to do that one punch.
02:00:15.000 I found out through Frankie Lyles because they're good friends.
02:00:18.000 He did my podcast.
02:00:19.000 Frankie Lyles is a former WBA champion.
02:00:21.000 He said that he was...
02:00:23.000 This whole time, I thought, Mike Tyson is crying outside.
02:00:26.000 His coach has to come out and get him, Teddy Atlas.
02:00:29.000 And it appears that he's talking him through it, like saying, you can do this, you train hard for this, you can do...
02:00:34.000 And then they come back in.
02:00:35.000 That's what it looks like.
02:00:36.000 But according to Frankie Lyles, his really good friend, he said that, no, he was crying because he knew he was going to kill the guy.
02:00:42.000 And it was going to be so much fun.
02:00:44.000 He couldn't believe he's finally going to be...
02:00:46.000 He's going to win this Junior Olympics thing.
02:00:49.000 That's why he was crying.
02:00:50.000 And Teddy Atlas was going, come on, let's go get it, let's go do it, and then we can celebrate later.
02:00:56.000 That's what Frankie Lyle said.
02:00:58.000 That's insane.
02:01:00.000 In 2000, when he fought Lou Savarese, he was high and he was on coke.
02:01:05.000 And that's when he started using a rubber dick.
02:01:07.000 He started using a Wizinator.
02:01:09.000 What year was this?
02:01:10.000 This was in 2000. This was post-prison.
02:01:13.000 And he did test positive for marijuana after a fight in 2000 with Andrew Gulotta.
02:01:19.000 They fined him $200,000.
02:01:22.000 He said he didn't have a chance to get the whizzer from a member of his team.
02:01:27.000 The dude was holding his rubber dick.
02:01:29.000 That's crazy.
02:01:29.000 He said he lost his mind back then.
02:01:33.000 He said that he bit Lennox Lewis when he was high on cocaine.
02:01:38.000 Whoa.
02:01:38.000 In 2002. All that shit was, I'll fuck you in front of you.
02:01:42.000 You know, I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot.
02:01:44.000 Faggot, yeah.
02:01:44.000 Remember that?
02:01:45.000 Yeah.
02:01:45.000 Which was maybe the greatest thing anyone's ever said to anybody ever.
02:01:48.000 He was just sweating.
02:01:49.000 Come on.
02:01:49.000 That was one of your bits.
02:01:51.000 I'll coke sweat.
02:01:52.000 Remember that?
02:01:52.000 I'll fuck you till you love me.
02:01:53.000 He goes, do you realize how long that would take?
02:01:56.000 You ain't man enough.
02:01:56.000 You ain't man enough to fuck with me.
02:01:57.000 Do you realize how long that would take?
02:01:59.000 You ain't man enough.
02:02:00.000 Dude, that could take years!
02:02:02.000 That's old school shit.
02:02:04.000 Crazy, dude.
02:02:04.000 He was insane, dude.
02:02:06.000 That ferocious attitude.
02:02:07.000 And he would just land blow after heavy blow.
02:02:10.000 And he'd be like, I just keep punching because he knows he's just breaking you.
02:02:13.000 And those guys would just...
02:02:14.000 Well, he was high when he was fighting and he wasn't training.
02:02:17.000 Yeah, he even mentions he got knocked down before the Buster Douglas fight.
02:02:21.000 Yeah.
02:02:21.000 And Buster Douglas, actually, that's a crazy story about him.
02:02:24.000 His mom died like three weeks before that fight, and he still took that fight.
02:02:28.000 So you know that dude's just on another mental level because that or he would have just been really screwed up, but he obviously seemed like he was on a whole other level.
02:02:36.000 Listen to this he wrote in his memoir.
02:02:38.000 The history of war is the history of drugs.
02:02:40.000 Every great general and warrior from the beginning of time was high.
02:02:45.000 Who put that?
02:02:46.000 Tyson wrote that!
02:02:47.000 That's what he wrote his memoirs.
02:02:50.000 You know what?
02:02:51.000 There's a lot to it when you find out the Bushes brought in more coke to the States than all the drug cartels combined.
02:02:57.000 Could you imagine if we found out that the military industrial complex is just a bunch of coke heads?
02:03:02.000 Oh, dude.
02:03:03.000 Honestly, dude, it was chosen.
02:03:05.000 They call him the Lord of the Skies.
02:03:09.000 There was this old cocaine dealer before El Chapo Guzman.
02:03:12.000 They called this guy the Lord of the Skies.
02:03:14.000 My Spanish isn't that good to even remember what it was, but this guy was the richest and probably no one else will ever top the guy, the Lord of the skies.
02:03:22.000 He basically bought out all the police, all the government, and was paying top, top dollar.
02:03:28.000 Where did he live?
02:03:29.000 He was in Mexico.
02:03:31.000 He was in Mexico and he was flying in drugs to the US and was using all these resources.
02:03:35.000 So there's no doubt in my mind...
02:03:37.000 You know, I'm not disrespecting anybody, but there's no doubt in my mind that that stuff is very for sure, and people, cops, governmental officials are getting paid off.
02:03:46.000 Have you ever seen the Clinton Chronicles?
02:03:48.000 It's on YouTube.
02:03:49.000 It's a documentary.
02:03:50.000 No, what is it?
02:03:52.000 Damn!
02:03:53.000 Watch the Clinton Chronicles.
02:03:56.000 It's on YouTube.
02:03:56.000 It's free.
02:03:57.000 It's a history of Bill Clinton, man.
02:04:00.000 And when you find out why he became president and what he did in Arkansas as governor, that dude was 10 times more gangster than any...
02:04:08.000 100 times more gangster than John Gotti.
02:04:10.000 What about the Bush family and stuff like that?
02:04:14.000 Bill Clinton was working for George Bush.
02:04:17.000 Yeah, they're all tied in.
02:04:18.000 This family bloodline of Bush goes back to the guy they call Dracula.
02:04:22.000 And this Dracula guy would...
02:04:24.000 He would...
02:04:25.000 Those people that would fight him...
02:04:26.000 Vlad?
02:04:27.000 Like, Vlad?
02:04:28.000 Yeah, he's like tied into a bloodline of just deep war roots.
02:04:32.000 And it goes all the way back to that.
02:04:34.000 But none of them are like Rob Ford.
02:04:36.000 Rob Ford's still on top, the Toronto mayor guy.
02:04:39.000 Yeah.
02:04:40.000 Well, you know what?
02:04:42.000 According to the Clinton Chronicles, man, all the stuff that the media was...
02:04:47.000 There was a media blackout at all the shit that he went through in Arkansas.
02:04:51.000 Jeez.
02:04:52.000 You've heard...
02:04:53.000 You've heard all the shady shit around him.
02:04:55.000 All the stuff about Barry Seals and the meat of Arkansas.
02:04:59.000 Yes, but when you look into exactly what he did and how it went down, it's like a two-hour documentary.
02:05:06.000 It's insane.
02:05:08.000 Bill Clinton is...
02:05:09.000 According to this documentary, the Clinton Chronicles, he's...
02:05:13.000 A super coke head.
02:05:15.000 Him and his brother, Roger.
02:05:16.000 Super coke heads.
02:05:17.000 They were the ones that were allowing the coke to be dropped off from Latin America, from Colombia.
02:05:23.000 They drop it off.
02:05:24.000 Arkansas was the hub.
02:05:25.000 Mina, Arkansas.
02:05:26.000 Look that up.
02:05:27.000 Google Mina, Arkansas.
02:05:28.000 That's where it all came through.
02:05:29.000 Bill Clinton let all the coke come through during the Iran-Contra thing.
02:05:33.000 They got busted doing this.
02:05:35.000 Ronald Reagan and...
02:05:36.000 Is there any evidence that he was a cokehead?
02:05:38.000 Like, saying that he's a cokehead like that...
02:05:39.000 Dude, according to this documentary...
02:05:41.000 According to the documentary...
02:05:43.000 Who's the documentary by again?
02:05:44.000 What's it called?
02:05:45.000 It's called the Clinton Chronicles.
02:05:47.000 Trust me on this one.
02:05:48.000 This one will blow you the fuck away, dude.
02:05:51.000 He had everybody unlocked, dude.
02:05:52.000 Everybody.
02:05:53.000 All public officials.
02:05:54.000 You know what I love doing?
02:05:55.000 Those people, the reason they're in powerful positions is because of their decision making and some of the stuff that I imagine that they have to do.
02:06:02.000 I mean, you read about royalty and this crazy stuff that they'll do to kids for power and all this crazy stuff, man.
02:06:09.000 Like the Bohemian Grove type shit?
02:06:11.000 Yeah, yeah, but there's even stuff like over in like this, there's this like, in Europe, there's like this castle where they talk about these like little kids that they basically like do these crazy acts on, almost like molestation for like their power and like their crazy adrenaline.
02:06:26.000 Skull and bones type shit.
02:06:27.000 Yeah, it just gets way deeper.
02:06:29.000 Freemason type shit.
02:06:30.000 It gets bizarre, you know.
02:06:31.000 Do you ever, do you Google, like when you see something like the Clinton Chronicles, do you ever Google the Clinton Chronicles debunked?
02:06:38.000 I don't know.
02:06:38.000 I don't believe those debunked.
02:06:39.000 You look at the Wikipedia.
02:06:41.000 There's so many people paid to put up those debunked websites.
02:06:45.000 I can't believe any of that shit.
02:06:47.000 I need to see the alternative media.
02:06:49.000 The debunked stuff, that's all the official story of this is what the mainstream wants you to believe.
02:06:55.000 I already doubt anything mainstream.
02:06:57.000 Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes it's facts though.
02:07:00.000 Man.
02:07:01.000 You gotta look at both sides.
02:07:02.000 Yeah, there's a lot of fact in the Clinton Chronicles, man.
02:07:06.000 There's some serious facts going on.
02:07:07.000 The New York Times called it discredited due to its weak circumstantial evidence and coincidences.
02:07:12.000 Exactly.
02:07:13.000 That's, of course, they gotta...
02:07:15.000 Washington Post also.
02:07:16.000 Black helicopters.
02:07:17.000 Yeah, watch it.
02:07:19.000 Black helicopters.
02:07:20.000 If you believe, man.
02:07:21.000 Where's the documents?
02:07:24.000 Dude, it's insane, man.
02:07:26.000 I have the documents, Brian.
02:07:27.000 That's official.
02:07:28.000 Like, Washington Post, they're bought and sold.
02:07:30.000 Come on, CNN. They're bought and sold.
02:07:33.000 I'll show you the receipt, bitch.
02:07:37.000 Yeah, some of them for sure.
02:07:38.000 There's definitely a lot of fuckery going on.
02:07:40.000 Yeah.
02:07:40.000 But some of those things, you know, the problem with documentaries is almost anybody can make a documentary.
02:07:45.000 Well, there isn't a conspiracy theory about Menico, Arkansas.
02:07:47.000 That shit went down.
02:07:48.000 I mean, I ran Contra.
02:07:50.000 That went down.
02:07:51.000 You're right about that.
02:07:52.000 But who knows whether or not he's actually a cokehead.
02:07:55.000 I wonder if the dude's doing blow and getting crazy.
02:07:58.000 You know what I'm fascinated with right now?
02:08:00.000 There's so many ex-CIA agents coming clean and talking, man.
02:08:06.000 And there's a bunch of them.
02:08:07.000 Really?
02:08:08.000 Yeah.
02:08:08.000 Do you ever watch Homeland?
02:08:10.000 No.
02:08:10.000 People are going to start dying in crazy car crashes.
02:08:13.000 There's a lot of deaths, man.
02:08:14.000 That happened in 9-11.
02:08:15.000 You hear about loose change and all the other documentaries that were...
02:08:18.000 Talking about then they're like all of a sudden like this guy died in a fire at his house.
02:08:22.000 That's huge about the Clinton Chronicles.
02:08:23.000 Is anybody that anybody that comes forward as a witness they all they get their heads blown off and then the coroner puts suicide.
02:08:30.000 Just body after body after body people die.
02:08:32.000 Tila Tequila who's dating the Johnson and Johnson.
02:08:35.000 What happened?
02:08:36.000 The girl, remember Tila Tequila?
02:08:38.000 Right.
02:08:39.000 She was dating you know like baby Johnson the shampoo and stuff?
02:08:42.000 Uh-huh.
02:08:42.000 While she was like doing her like her lesbian thing with the the daughter.
02:08:46.000 Well, the daughter ended up dying.
02:08:48.000 Tila Tequila came out in this crazy...
02:08:51.000 YouTube videos was talking about Illuminati.
02:08:54.000 So they killed their daughter?
02:08:56.000 No, I'm not for sure exactly what's...
02:08:57.000 I really doubt anybody did anything but laugh.
02:09:00.000 If they found out that Tila Tequila...
02:09:01.000 If I was the Illuminati, I would want Tila Tequila talking about the Illuminati.
02:09:06.000 I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:09:07.000 Send her a fucking dossier with everything in it.
02:09:09.000 Tell her everything we're doing and tell that bitch to start our website.
02:09:12.000 She was doing a good job there.
02:09:13.000 Well, if she started doing that and then they would go, yeah, yeah, Tila Tequila told you that?
02:09:17.000 Okay.
02:09:18.000 We're done here.
02:09:19.000 We just release all the truths and just give it to Tila Tequila.
02:09:23.000 That's the way when she starts her show, you'd be like, what the fuck?
02:09:26.000 Tila Tequila's Edward Snowden?
02:09:28.000 Tila Tequila's Julian Assange?
02:09:30.000 No, it's fucking Tila Tequila.
02:09:32.000 Stop, bitch.
02:09:33.000 You think you...
02:09:34.000 Look, they're...
02:09:34.000 That's ridiculous.
02:09:36.000 Dude, that shit's crazy, though.
02:09:37.000 The Illuminati's using her.
02:09:38.000 She's a pawn!
02:09:42.000 They have the documents!
02:09:44.000 You don't think they can find a better spokesperson for Tila?
02:09:47.000 Fucking Tequila?!
02:09:49.000 Ann Coulter and Teala Tequila are lovers!
02:09:54.000 Tila Tequila has died seven times.
02:09:56.000 Sure she has.
02:09:57.000 Shut that off.
02:09:58.000 Stop.
02:09:59.000 Is that what it says?
02:10:00.000 This is exactly the shit I'm talking about.
02:10:03.000 If you look at her Wikipedia, you would go, okay.
02:10:06.000 Try talking to Neil Tyson or Sam Harris about what Tila Tequila told you.
02:10:11.000 Their fucking eyes are glazed over.
02:10:13.000 The conversation will be done in ten minutes.
02:10:16.000 Just stop.
02:10:17.000 Nothing wrong with Tila Tequila.
02:10:18.000 She's a very pretty girl.
02:10:19.000 Maybe she's got some good points.
02:10:20.000 My point is...
02:10:23.000 Oh, that's the thing about Homeland.
02:10:25.000 Homeland's an interesting show.
02:10:26.000 It's on Showtime.
02:10:27.000 It's about the CIA. I really enjoy it.
02:10:29.000 It's a fascinating show.
02:10:29.000 It's about the CIA? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:10:31.000 It's about the CIA and fighting terrorism and people turning terrorists and soldiers turning on the government.
02:10:36.000 Does it make the CIA look good?
02:10:37.000 No, no.
02:10:38.000 It's a good show.
02:10:39.000 It's a really good show.
02:10:40.000 It shows how difficult the intelligence business is, though.
02:10:43.000 And it shows how much they set things up and they create fake stories and they release fake stories to the news.
02:10:49.000 It's goddamn fascinating.
02:10:51.000 Really?
02:10:51.000 They go that far?
02:10:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:10:53.000 And you watch it and you go, huh, I wonder what they actually do.
02:10:58.000 Because this is purely fiction.
02:11:00.000 So I wonder how much is actually going on.
02:11:03.000 How much is actual narrative?
02:11:05.000 How much they create?
02:11:05.000 But for sure, Or they create some of it.
02:11:09.000 For sure.
02:11:10.000 For sure.
02:11:10.000 If there's some shit going on and they want to cover up...
02:11:13.000 Dude, Operation Mockingbird.
02:11:15.000 That's not a conspiracy theory.
02:11:16.000 How about Operation Midnight Climax?
02:11:18.000 That's not a conspiracy theory.
02:11:19.000 You know, that's a fucking real thing that they did where the FBI put brothels in New York and San Francisco and they got people fucked up on LSD when they thought they were going to get a hooker.
02:11:33.000 And then they monitored them and checked them and did studies on them.
02:11:37.000 These dudes, they were going to get their dicks locked.
02:11:39.000 They're like, oh, I'm tired of fucking my wife.
02:11:42.000 I'm tired of my life.
02:11:43.000 I'm tired of everything.
02:11:44.000 But I scraped up 200 bucks.
02:11:46.000 My wife doesn't know about it.
02:11:47.000 I'm going to sneak off to this brothel and I'm going to blow a load.
02:11:50.000 It's going to be glorious.
02:11:51.000 And you get there, would you like some water, baby, before we get started?
02:11:54.000 Sure, I'll take a glass of water, honey.
02:11:56.000 Drink a little glass of water, and all of a sudden...
02:11:59.000 The fucking guys in the suits come in with the clipboards and the big glasses, and they're freaking you the fuck out, asking you questions.
02:12:10.000 And these poor guys, man, they did this for years, and did these, unbeknownst to them, studies on these dudes.
02:12:18.000 And it was after the government couldn't do it anymore to soldiers.
02:12:22.000 So were they just like mind warping them and figuring out their mind frequencies?
02:12:25.000 Well, they were trying to figure out what the fuck LSD did.
02:12:28.000 And for a long time they thought LSD, when Robert Hoffman, Albert Hoffman rather, when Albert Hoffman created LSD, once the intelligence community found out about this incredibly potent psychedelic drug, for the Western world it was one of the first psychedelics people were aware of.
02:12:43.000 It wasn't until Gordon Wasson discovered the psychedelic mushroom that people knew that it existed in the Western world.
02:12:49.000 The information, for what have you, even though there's thousands and thousands of years of use, had kind of been lost to the modern intellectual.
02:12:56.000 Well, acid came along by accident.
02:13:00.000 Albert Hoffman discovered acid.
02:13:02.000 And then the government initially, when they found out about it, thought that it was going to be a truth serum.
02:13:06.000 They thought, what we're going to do is we're going to get these enemy guys, we're going to give them acid, and they're just going to tell us everything.
02:13:13.000 Turnout didn't work that way.
02:13:14.000 They were too fucked up.
02:13:16.000 They couldn't make any sense.
02:13:17.000 They were talking about butterflies stealing their underwear.
02:13:20.000 They were madness.
02:13:21.000 They were tripping.
02:13:22.000 They were tripping hard.
02:13:23.000 By the way, they didn't know what the doses were.
02:13:25.000 The way I've heard it described, acid biochemically, it's a fascinating description, but Terrence McKenna said it best.
02:13:31.000 He said, acid is so strong and the dose is so small that an ant...
02:13:36.000 Could destroy the entire Empire State Building in 30 minutes.
02:13:42.000 Like, that's literally how powerful acid is per size, per dose.
02:13:47.000 The analogy would be an ant destroying the Empire State Building in 30 minutes.
02:13:51.000 So it's so intensely powerful.
02:13:54.000 And they were giving these people large doses.
02:13:56.000 So they weren't getting any truth out of them.
02:13:58.000 So then they thought about it and said, well, maybe this is the opposite.
02:14:01.000 This is what we'll do.
02:14:02.000 We'll give it to our soldiers.
02:14:03.000 And then when they get captured, we say, hey, pop this shit in your mouth.
02:14:06.000 You're not going to tell anybody shit.
02:14:08.000 They would give them one of those juice boxes filled with acid.
02:14:12.000 They would suck it down when they were in the trenches.
02:14:14.000 And then no one would be able to talk.
02:14:17.000 At all.
02:14:18.000 Yeah, for sure they just mind warped them, huh?
02:14:20.000 Yeah, they mind warped them.
02:14:21.000 Well, they did a lot of tests, for sure, on people where they didn't know about acid.
02:14:25.000 They did those.
02:14:26.000 They did a lot of tests on soldiers, both the United States and the British Armed Forces did that.
02:14:30.000 And they also, the United States did tests on unbeknownst towns.
02:14:35.000 They did these clandestine operations where they just, they took this town in France and they put acid in their bread.
02:14:41.000 You know, and like, people died.
02:14:43.000 Like, people freaked out.
02:14:45.000 They did crazy shit.
02:14:46.000 I mean, they...
02:14:46.000 They got like seriously dosed.
02:14:48.000 Acid and bread.
02:14:49.000 Yeah.
02:14:49.000 This ex-CIA agent talked about what he did personally.
02:14:52.000 One of the things that stuck out in his head is in Cuba, they would find the truck route to like elementary schools, hijack the truck, fill the milk, throw cement.
02:15:03.000 This is what he said.
02:15:04.000 He could be totally crazy in this documentary and saying, but he's saying he's an ex-CIA agent and this is the stuff they wanted to cause chaos.
02:15:11.000 They would infiltrate Cuba.
02:15:14.000 They specifically targeted to blow up bridges where there'd be women and children so people would freak out.
02:15:20.000 They wanted as much chaos as possible to start a revolution and in the chaos, according to this guy, they would cause the chaos and that's when they would come in and take control of the drugs.
02:15:30.000 And sell the arms to the rebels.
02:15:33.000 Like, that was the formula.
02:15:35.000 Whether it's a Latin American country, like Nicaragua, wherever.
02:15:39.000 I mean, El Salvador, wherever.
02:15:41.000 That was the plan, is to go in there, cause chaos, arm the rebels, sell them arms, and blow shit up, blame it on the commies, Start a revolution, try to assass...
02:15:51.000 Again, according to the CIA agents, they're saying, try to get the dictator assassinated.
02:15:57.000 And in the chaos, they take control of all the drugs, natural resources, oil, and selling...
02:16:04.000 That's what the CIA did.
02:16:06.000 According to these guys, that was the job.
02:16:08.000 They do it in Asia.
02:16:10.000 They do it in Latin America.
02:16:11.000 They do it in the Middle East.
02:16:12.000 Cause chaos.
02:16:13.000 They want the chaos.
02:16:13.000 And then once the country's decimated, once the economy collapses because of all this chaos, the international bankers come in.
02:16:20.000 Boom!
02:16:21.000 And they become the saviors.
02:16:23.000 They come in and save and then they put in their own dictator.
02:16:26.000 Boom!
02:16:27.000 They have control of that whole country.
02:16:28.000 Basically bankrupt them and then swoop over.
02:16:30.000 It makes sense, right?
02:16:31.000 These are gangsters.
02:16:32.000 These are gangsters.
02:16:33.000 And Arkansas was the state.
02:16:34.000 This is not a conspiracy theory.
02:16:36.000 It went down with the Iran-Contra hearings.
02:16:37.000 They got busted.
02:16:38.000 Ronald Reagan and George Sr., the head of the CIA, is the vice president.
02:16:42.000 They get busted doing this.
02:16:44.000 JFK and all that.
02:16:44.000 And they knew Arkansas was where they were bringing it in.
02:16:46.000 This is not a conspiracy theory.
02:16:48.000 This is exactly what happened.
02:16:49.000 So who was the governor of Arkansas when all this came through in the 80s?
02:16:54.000 Bill Clinton.
02:16:55.000 He was the one letting it all happen.
02:16:56.000 And then who takes over as president after George Singer, the head of the CIA, once he steps down after he invades Iraq?
02:17:04.000 Bill Clinton is the president.
02:17:07.000 They're running together.
02:17:08.000 Bill Clinton is hooking up George Singer by letting him use Arkansas.
02:17:13.000 And he becomes the president?
02:17:15.000 And then you watch their debates.
02:17:16.000 You go to YouTube and watch their debates.
02:17:18.000 They're talking about sending jobs overseas.
02:17:20.000 And they're doing this with their hand.
02:17:22.000 Like, they got this thing, man.
02:17:23.000 I don't know what this is, but this must mean something.
02:17:26.000 That's a speech thing.
02:17:27.000 That's a speech thing that guys do when they're trying to make a point.
02:17:29.000 Yes.
02:17:30.000 Presidents really like this.
02:17:31.000 Well, you don't want to do this because this is aggressive.
02:17:35.000 You can trust me.
02:17:37.000 But you're not hitting anybody like this.
02:17:40.000 I'm not a fighter.
02:17:42.000 I'm going to lower taxes and we're going to create more jobs.
02:17:46.000 You hear him talking about this.
02:17:48.000 Sometimes you can gently do this.
02:17:49.000 And knowing that their main business is Bill Clinton was hooking up George Singer, knowing this, And then now they're talking about the fucking balancing the budget?
02:17:59.000 It's hysterical.
02:18:01.000 It is like pro wrestling.
02:18:02.000 It's like they're buddies behind the scene, but on camera, they're pretending like they're enemies.
02:18:06.000 But it's insane.
02:18:07.000 And that's not a conspiracy theory.
02:18:09.000 This is the story.
02:18:10.000 He was a CIA agent, right?
02:18:12.000 1951 in France, suddenly and mysteriously, people struck down with mass insanity and hallucinations.
02:18:18.000 At least five people died, dozens were interned in asylums, and hundreds afflicted.
02:18:23.000 That's the facts.
02:18:24.000 Damn.
02:18:24.000 And it was assumed that the local bread had been unwittingly poisoned with a psychedelic mold, which happens.
02:18:30.000 And that's what they're saying was responsible for the Salem witch trials.
02:18:33.000 They said the Salem witch trials, they've narrowed it down to...
02:18:37.000 Apparently when there's an early frost, when you have a wheat harvest, early frost can trigger the growth of ergot.
02:18:44.000 Ergot is a type of fungus that grows on wheat that has many of the same qualities as LSD. So when you consume this bread with this ergot or wheat that has this ergot in it, you trip your fucking brains out.
02:18:58.000 Naturally.
02:18:58.000 Naturally.
02:18:59.000 In a scary way.
02:19:00.000 Oh, yeah.
02:19:01.000 Because can you imagine taking massive doses of acid in your bread?
02:19:04.000 Even back then.
02:19:05.000 When your children are tripping out, your children are freaking out, everyone thinks everyone's haunted, and, you know, they just start drowning witches.
02:19:12.000 They're like, you know...
02:19:13.000 Yeah, that's insane.
02:19:14.000 I watched that on, like, a Netflix about Salem witch trials.
02:19:16.000 This stuff was crazy.
02:19:17.000 Yeah, a lot of people just thought that they were under a spell.
02:19:21.000 They literally didn't realize what was going on.
02:19:23.000 So they had blamed this shit on Ergot until recently.
02:19:27.000 And now they believe that what's going on was that the CIA had...
02:19:32.000 There's CIA documents that this guy found while investigating the suspicious suicide of a man named Frank Olson, who's a biochemist working for the SOD who fell from a 13th floor window two years after the Cursed Bread incident in France.
02:19:47.000 And OneNote transcribes a conversation between a CIA agent and a Sandoz official.
02:19:51.000 Sandoz is the people that eventually started producing in mass quantities LSD. They mention the secret Point Saint Esprit experiment.
02:20:03.000 Point Esprit, St. Esprit was where this all went down.
02:20:07.000 So they had mentioned it in a memo and explained that it was not at all caused by mold, but by diethylamide, the D in LSD. So they had injected this shit into this town's bread supply just to watch it, just to sort of,
02:20:24.000 just to absorb what happens when you get a whole town on acid.
02:20:28.000 In 1951, they didn't know any, you know, they didn't really have all the data in 1951. I don't know anything about that, but you telling me that, it just makes sense, they're fucking criminals.
02:20:38.000 Yeah, well some of them were, some of them are, some of them back then.
02:20:42.000 My hope for real is that the internet provides such an access to information It's such a boundary-dissolving thing between people and the truth that anything that happens from now to the future or five years from now to the future,
02:20:58.000 everyone will be so accountable for their actions because it will be so obvious and clear that they just won't be able to run things business as usual.
02:21:06.000 The corruption will slowly morph down to a very reasonable level because it will all be transparent.
02:21:12.000 I remember, there's so many different conspiracy theories, and you just don't have time to really look into them all.
02:21:19.000 And I remember you being really into JFK, and I never really spent that much time.
02:21:23.000 It just seemed like when someone would tell me it was an inside job.
02:21:27.000 Just knowing what these criminals do, and they're like, okay, I believe it, I just haven't looked into it.
02:21:32.000 But recently, just recently, I've been obsessed with the JFK case.
02:21:37.000 Fascinating.
02:21:38.000 It's amazing.
02:21:39.000 Man, to think that all the stuff that I did spend time in, that it's all connected, all from World War II, Prescott, Bush, George Senior, JFK, Nixon, all the way up to George Senior becoming Vice President,
02:21:55.000 Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, bam, George W. How did that happen?
02:22:00.000 And then Obama.
02:22:01.000 All of it is all connected, and it all has CIA running right through it.
02:22:07.000 I would like to play the part of the average person on the ultimate, the underground right now, going, why the fuck are they talking about conspiracy theories where Jeremy Stevens is on the podcast?
02:22:15.000 He believes it.
02:22:16.000 That doesn't sound crazy, right?
02:22:18.000 That doesn't sound crazy, right?
02:22:19.000 I want to hear about training and diet and nutrition.
02:22:22.000 Do you take creatine?
02:22:24.000 We do want to hear about this stuff, man, because honestly, if it opens up a lot of people's eyes to really stuff that's going on in You bring up a lot of good points.
02:22:31.000 Like, why aren't we seeing documents like that in school that says, you know, George Sr. was CIA type stuff and some of these events that were going down.
02:22:38.000 Well, that's pretty much history.
02:22:39.000 I mean, he was the head of the CIA. That's history, George Sr. And that alone is, and it's, again, that's not a conspiracy theory.
02:22:45.000 It's history.
02:22:46.000 That's insane.
02:22:47.000 Well, way more disturbing.
02:22:51.000 That's kind of disturbing, but George Bush Sr. being the head of the CIA is a natural progression.
02:22:56.000 Going from one big top office to another kind of makes sense.
02:22:59.000 What doesn't make sense at all and is really scary is the Dick Cheney-Halliburton connection.
02:23:04.000 The fact that Dick Cheney was the CEO of Halliburton.
02:23:07.000 He leaves Halliburton, becomes the Vice President of the United States.
02:23:11.000 Then Halliburton starts getting these no-bid contracts to rebuild Iraq.
02:23:15.000 I mean, these huge, multi-billion dollar contracts to rebuild Iraq.
02:23:21.000 A war that Dick Cheney is trying to get us into.
02:23:24.000 That's the tip of the iceberg.
02:23:25.000 To think that that's only happening because of George Sr. When George Singer and Ronald Reagan got busted, they got busted wide open selling arms to the Contras.
02:23:35.000 They got busted in all the coke.
02:23:37.000 And nobody went to jail.
02:23:39.000 You think that stuff's going down?
02:23:40.000 Oh, no.
02:23:40.000 All over North took the heat.
02:23:42.000 All over North took the heat.
02:23:43.000 I think that stuff is, man.
02:23:45.000 I live close right down there.
02:23:46.000 I mean, I live in Chula Vista.
02:23:48.000 And Chula Vista, you know, it's real close to the Alliance Jam, but it's basically like Chula Juana.
02:23:52.000 And when you go down there and you hear all these crazy homeland stories about Just saw these drug cartels, this and that, selling guns, where they're getting these guns from.
02:24:00.000 In Chula Vista?
02:24:01.000 No, not in Chula Vista, in Mexico.
02:24:03.000 Right.
02:24:03.000 They're getting, like, American guns, and they're able to, like, you know, basically, like, go down there and come back up here, and then they have, like, state stash houses, and it's like all this crazy stuff that goes on that, you know, you don't really think about, but it's actually going on right here in America,
02:24:18.000 too.
02:24:19.000 Ricky Ross, he was on your show.
02:24:20.000 He was saying that...
02:24:21.000 Yeah.
02:24:22.000 I remember being 22 and I worked with a couple Mexican gangbanger type dudes and were deep in the hood, in Mexican Mafia.
02:24:30.000 And I remember them saying, you don't think the government brings in the drugs?
02:24:35.000 I was like, the government brings in the drugs?
02:24:37.000 He goes, you think we got airplanes?
02:24:39.000 How do you think the drugs get in?
02:24:40.000 And they looked at each other and laughed like I didn't know.
02:24:42.000 And I go, you guys are insane.
02:24:44.000 The government brings the drugs in?
02:24:46.000 Are you crazy?
02:24:48.000 And it turns out that that's real.
02:24:51.000 And that's not a conspiracy theory.
02:24:53.000 That's documented.
02:24:54.000 You see that tunnel they found recently in San Diego that goes all the way to Mexico?
02:24:58.000 Super sophisticated, electricity, lighting, wiring.
02:25:03.000 It's a new one.
02:25:04.000 They found many of these tunnels.
02:25:06.000 But this is the newest one.
02:25:06.000 Go to big corporations or a place where they can just pick up their drugs.
02:25:09.000 And this stuff goes down.
02:25:11.000 It's insane.
02:25:12.000 You live in San Diego.
02:25:14.000 What is it like in San Diego being that close to Mexico?
02:25:17.000 Honestly, you don't even know the difference until you go over there.
02:25:20.000 It's like we're over here paying for this crazy fish market.
02:25:23.000 It's like a hundred bucks.
02:25:24.000 You go downtown San Diego.
02:25:25.000 You go 30 minutes into Tijuana, you get the best fish of your life for dollars.
02:25:32.000 So it's a lot cheaper.
02:25:34.000 The culture is way different.
02:25:36.000 There's a lot of different things.
02:25:37.000 San Diego has a way laid back vibe.
02:25:39.000 Everybody's cool.
02:25:40.000 It's like nothing going on.
02:25:41.000 But realize that like a half hour away, there's shootings every day that's going down.
02:25:46.000 Their buildings look a lot more ghetto.
02:25:48.000 Just the way they live, when you go back and you have that type of experience being over there, you almost just appreciate going to a clean neighborhood driving by.
02:25:57.000 That makes sense.
02:25:58.000 What is it like being that close?
02:26:00.000 Do you ever think about it?
02:26:01.000 Do you ever hear about it spilling over?
02:26:03.000 Yeah, you hear about kidnappings.
02:26:04.000 You hear a lot of stuff.
02:26:07.000 Sometimes there's helicopters flying like, have you seen this guy?
02:26:11.000 So kidnappings because it's easy to get back into Mexico.
02:26:14.000 Yeah.
02:26:15.000 Getting back into Mexico is like that.
02:26:16.000 Human trafficking, man, the drugs, the stuff that people are making movies on and making millions of dollars, that's all cool, but that stuff really goes down.
02:26:25.000 There's a big war on drugs, and like you said, you hear about governments funding and this and stuff.
02:26:33.000 Where do you think they're getting these type of guns and this type of muscle?
02:26:36.000 The drug cartel will basically, they'll buy, say Joe Rogan, you're like an army general guy and you know some secret stuff on weapons, and you're only getting paid $100 a week to feed your family, and they're like, tell you what, we're going to pay you $100,000, we're going to put you and your family in a house,
02:26:53.000 whatever, but if you mess up or if you do anything wrong, we'll kill you, your whole family, and then some.
02:26:58.000 So they'll take head corporate people that know how to build submarines.
02:27:04.000 They'll get these people in the jungle that know how to build this stuff and then they'll submarine hundreds and millions of dollars of drug cartel And it's insane, you know, and this stuff actually goes down.
02:27:14.000 I wonder if, can you imagine if there was like a map, like an overlay of the United States where you could just theoretically watch like a highlight of all the cocaine boats that are coming on a daily basis?
02:27:25.000 There's a big shipment right there, Joe.
02:27:27.000 As crazy as that is, that the law enforcement couldn't see it, but you could see it.
02:27:31.000 Law enforcement gets paid off not to see it, or they do or they don't.
02:27:34.000 Well, as crazy as that is, and that all does exist, all these cartels are real, according to these ex-CIA agents and all the stuff that was going on in MENA, that's a small, tiny fraction compared to what the CIA is dumping in.
02:27:46.000 They're bringing in giant fucking military planes filled with tons and tons of coke.
02:27:51.000 And then every now and then they'll bust a little cartel, put it on the news, and say, look, we're doing our best to stop this.
02:27:57.000 Watch the Lord of the Skies, that documentary like you're talking.
02:27:59.000 I'm gonna go home and watch that Clinton Chronicles.
02:28:01.000 But I'm not for sure the Spanish word of it, but check out the Lord of the Skies.
02:28:05.000 That guy, he was the most biggest, powerful drug dealer.
02:28:09.000 And there's another guy down there right now that's coming up.
02:28:13.000 But no one says that there's anybody like this guy they call the Lord of the Sky.
02:28:17.000 I wonder if it's Barry Seal.
02:28:18.000 This guy funded the whole government, and the government was protecting him.
02:28:22.000 He was buying police.
02:28:23.000 That's Barry Seal.
02:28:23.000 That's got to be Barry Seal.
02:28:25.000 He's the most famous, biggest.
02:28:28.000 You're talking about a guy that's alive now.
02:28:30.000 No, he's dead.
02:28:31.000 I guess he came over here for surgery in San Diego and was into plastic surgery to change his look.
02:28:36.000 He's like Iran-type crazy stuff.
02:28:38.000 And he died during a surgery.
02:28:40.000 That's supposedly.
02:28:41.000 But then there's conspiracy theorists that are like, no, he didn't die.
02:28:45.000 He escaped.
02:28:46.000 I'm sure you've heard of El Chapo Guzman, who escaped from a high-security prison.
02:28:51.000 Escaped, in quotes.
02:28:52.000 Escaped a high security.
02:28:55.000 You got billions of dollars, man.
02:28:57.000 Billions, and that's funny.
02:29:00.000 Have you seen the documentary The Two Escobars?
02:29:03.000 No, I haven't.
02:29:04.000 Dude, you got to see the two Escobars.
02:29:06.000 One of the greatest documentaries ever.
02:29:07.000 Eddie probably fucking is in his glory.
02:29:09.000 See how he picks up when you're talking about conspiracy theories?
02:29:11.000 Well, this is about Pablo Escobar.
02:29:13.000 This has nothing to do with conspiracy.
02:29:14.000 This is one of the biggest drug lords ever, Pablo Escobar.
02:29:18.000 And it's about him and how he got involved with soccer in Colombia and how he...
02:29:23.000 He almost became political, but then there was a backlash of the things that he was doing because they loved him like a god down there.
02:29:30.000 He was feeding the poor.
02:29:32.000 He was doing this crazy stuff with his drug money, but he just didn't want anybody messing with his family.
02:29:36.000 He was feeding the poor.
02:29:38.000 He was doing so much for politics.
02:29:40.000 There was a lot of killing going on, which is involved in drugs.
02:29:43.000 A lot of families were dying, so then there was a big retaliation toward him and the things that were going on.
02:29:48.000 So then, like, the politics, like, cut him off.
02:29:50.000 I was like, look, we can't be associated with that.
02:29:52.000 Not, like, if people know you like this.
02:29:54.000 So they cut him off.
02:29:55.000 That's it right there.
02:29:56.000 Yeah, what he did, what he did is...
02:29:58.000 Spoiler alert.
02:30:02.000 They wanted, he was, you know, obviously, he was helping the poor, and he was building houses, and he was really into soccer, building little soccer fields all over the ghettos, and he raised badass soccer players.
02:30:13.000 That's why Columbia ended up going to the World Cup, because he raised them.
02:30:17.000 All the guys on the Colombian soccer team that made it to the World Cup, I think it was 93. They're like, why is Pablo Escobar in the audience?
02:30:24.000 Why does he have like VIP? No one really knew.
02:30:27.000 They just thought he was just...
02:30:27.000 When you looked into it, he knew all those guys.
02:30:30.000 He raised them up as kids.
02:30:31.000 He was really super into soccer.
02:30:33.000 Have you ever had anybody try to get you to dump a fight?
02:30:36.000 Dump a fight?
02:30:36.000 Have you ever had like some Pablo Escobar type gangster dude who bet a lot of money?
02:30:39.000 No, but I have an effectuation because I was like, I'm always into like, you know, conspiracies.
02:30:44.000 I watch your stuff and...
02:30:46.000 I always like to pick and choose.
02:30:47.000 I get into stuff like that, but one thing that's always interested me, and I've never been involved in it, is just drugs, drug cartels.
02:30:53.000 Actually, I grew up from a family where there was a drug problem in the household, which is the reason why I kind of live porn in the ghetto and stuff like that.
02:31:03.000 Then when I hear about these drug cartels and these big billionaires that just come from nothing, these guys come from You'll hear them talk about being poor, helping their parents farm.
02:31:12.000 They never wanted to live like that.
02:31:14.000 They wanted to live large, and they had these dreams of just envisioning this stuff.
02:31:18.000 And on their way up, they've got to do some crazy things to get heavy words to crown, they say.
02:31:24.000 So it's crazy, some of their stories and interesting facts.
02:31:28.000 And I kind of like it.
02:31:30.000 The U.S. wanted to extradite him and throw him in jail in the States for all the shit he was doing.
02:31:36.000 And Pablo Escobar went to the government and said, if you rewrite...
02:31:42.000 The Constitution, rewrite the law that says, I cannot be extradited.
02:31:47.000 I will go to prison here.
02:31:49.000 You can have me in prison.
02:31:51.000 And then they said, fuck that.
02:31:53.000 And they fought.
02:31:55.000 He killed a lot of politicians.
02:31:56.000 There was like wars on the street.
02:31:58.000 And there was so much bloodshed that they finally said, okay, we are changing the goddamn law.
02:32:03.000 We, you know, now go to jail.
02:32:04.000 So he goes to the jail.
02:32:06.000 And meanwhile, that whole time he built the jail.
02:32:09.000 He set it up.
02:32:10.000 He had nightclubs in their tunnels to escape.
02:32:12.000 They had no idea that he went to his own jail.
02:32:14.000 He was part, he was leaving anytime he wanted.
02:32:17.000 This is all in the documentary.
02:32:19.000 Can you imagine that?
02:32:20.000 So when they finally figured it out, because they arrested his rival drug cartel, they send him into prison, and he was right there in his own prison, so they murdered him.
02:32:29.000 So once they find out, they figured out that, oh shit, he's running this jail.
02:32:34.000 They went there and he was gone, dude.
02:32:35.000 He had escape tunnels.
02:32:36.000 He had a nightclub there.
02:32:37.000 He had soccer fields.
02:32:40.000 He ended up dying later.
02:32:42.000 They chased him down, right, and killed him, assassinated him.
02:32:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:32:46.000 Apparently, Columbia's awesome now.
02:32:48.000 Apparently, Columbia, like, the drug problem's like a thing of the past.
02:32:50.000 It's like a nice, safe place to be.
02:32:52.000 It's interesting, man.
02:32:54.000 Columbia's crazy.
02:32:54.000 Yeah, it's interesting how that can happen.
02:32:56.000 I have a hotbox out there.
02:32:57.000 Ten Planet Barranquilla.
02:32:59.000 Oh, yeah?
02:32:59.000 Yeah, those guys are savages.
02:33:01.000 Isn't it interesting that places can go and come?
02:33:04.000 I wonder what the fuck's going to happen in the future of Mexico.
02:33:07.000 Because when I was a kid, Mexico was a badass place to be.
02:33:10.000 Yeah, you could go over there a lot easier.
02:33:12.000 Yeah, you go to Cancun.
02:33:13.000 People always went to Cancun.
02:33:14.000 You never heard anything about violence in Mexico.
02:33:17.000 Mexico was like a nice, chill place.
02:33:18.000 You thought of people with fucking margaritas, chilling on the beach.
02:33:22.000 You didn't think of dudes cutting dudes' heads off.
02:33:24.000 I was worried.
02:33:25.000 Yeah, they're still beautiful places.
02:33:27.000 You know, Mexico has some pretty cool ancient stuff over there that line up with the stars.
02:33:32.000 I'm not dogging on Mexico by any means.
02:33:34.000 They're very humble people.
02:33:36.000 You ever notice that?
02:33:37.000 Mexican people always take care of you.
02:33:38.000 You go to a Mexican family's house, you're eating good food, their manners, they're trying to take care of you.
02:33:44.000 And you're a quarter Mexican.
02:33:46.000 I'm a quarter Mexican.
02:33:47.000 My girl's 100% Mexican, so I come from a Mexican background.
02:33:51.000 Nice.
02:33:52.000 Yeah, I love it.
02:33:52.000 They take care of me.
02:33:53.000 Great Mexican fighters, man.
02:33:55.000 You want to talk about one nationality that has produced incredible boxers?
02:33:59.000 Eric Perez looked pretty good, huh?
02:34:00.000 Fuck yeah, he looked great.
02:34:02.000 He looked like he's improving for sure.
02:34:04.000 Cain Velasquez, dude?
02:34:05.000 Yeah.
02:34:05.000 You know, that dude, oh my god.
02:34:06.000 Well, he was born in America, son.
02:34:08.000 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
02:34:10.000 Finally, we got a Mexican heavyweight champion.
02:34:12.000 He's American, son.
02:34:12.000 Couldn't do it in boxing.
02:34:14.000 American.
02:34:14.000 Born here is American.
02:34:17.000 Chael ever fought him.
02:34:18.000 He'd tear into him pretty good, I imagine.
02:34:20.000 About being from America?
02:34:21.000 Chael, son.
02:34:22.000 I don't think he would mind knowing what kind of a beating he's going to give Chael at the end of it.
02:34:26.000 How do you think Cain Velasquez would do in boxing?
02:34:29.000 Who knows?
02:34:30.000 He would have to get really good at it.
02:34:32.000 There's a big difference between a guy like Andre Ward.
02:34:36.000 Did you see Andre Ward's fight this weekend?
02:34:37.000 He fought this dude who was a serious knockout puncher.
02:34:40.000 I forget the guy's name.
02:34:42.000 Andre Ward just boxed circles around him.
02:34:45.000 Cracked him.
02:34:46.000 Hit him with some big shots.
02:34:48.000 Basically dominated him.
02:34:49.000 This guy was a badass fucking boxer.
02:34:52.000 He's a really high level boxer.
02:34:54.000 This guy was undefeated.
02:34:55.000 Big knockout record.
02:34:57.000 There's a big difference between a guy who's a guy that's good at boxing and MMA, when there's all these other techniques, especially a guy like Kane, who's such a great wrestler.
02:35:07.000 I mean, his game is all about transitioning from striking to takedown, takedown striking.
02:35:13.000 I mean, if a boxer wanted to fight him in an MMA bout, he would kill him.
02:35:17.000 But he would have to really absorb the game of boxing to compete as a boxer.
02:35:22.000 Who do you think has the best chance to beat Kane?
02:35:24.000 Damn, that's a good question.
02:35:25.000 Dude, I don't know, man.
02:35:26.000 Alistar?
02:35:27.000 No, he's been knocked out.
02:35:29.000 I think Travis Brown's coming up.
02:35:30.000 I like Travis Brown.
02:35:32.000 He's got to get to Josh Barnett, though.
02:35:34.000 And that's it, only Josh Barnett.
02:35:35.000 Josh Barnett could catch him with a submission or something.
02:35:36.000 That would be a guy that would eventually, you know...
02:35:40.000 You think Josh can take Kane down?
02:35:42.000 Who knows?
02:35:43.000 Most likely, no.
02:35:44.000 What do you think?
02:35:45.000 I don't know, but I think he could keep good range and be able to wrestle and wrestle him off him, then maybe take him down.
02:35:50.000 Who knows what Josh Barnett's going to show up.
02:35:52.000 This guy, he's dealt with a lot of past stuff, but I think when you get back into UFC, especially now at this time, I think he might be rejuvenated.
02:36:01.000 And this fight with Travis Brown is a huge fight.
02:36:03.000 Travis Brown...
02:36:04.000 He's definitely a young, talented dude on his way up.
02:36:06.000 He's hungry.
02:36:07.000 I know he's working hard.
02:36:08.000 So these two are really going to set the standard.
02:36:10.000 Who wants to take it to that next level and go up there and challenge Kane for that belt?
02:36:14.000 That's a great fucking fight, man.
02:36:15.000 Huge fight.
02:36:16.000 Especially coming off that Alistair fight.
02:36:18.000 Let me tell you something, man.
02:36:18.000 There's not a lot of heavyweights on the planet that would have withstood that beating that he took in that first round from Alistair before he got up.
02:36:25.000 Those knees are insane, dude.
02:36:26.000 If I got a knee like that, bro, I'd just be like, give me a second.
02:36:29.000 His knees are so much harder than everybody else's.
02:36:32.000 He throws them so different, unlike anybody.
02:36:34.000 He's like 1-2s you, and then just bombards you with this knee.
02:36:37.000 They're ruthless.
02:36:38.000 It's crazy.
02:36:39.000 And it's like getting hit over and over again with a battering ram.
02:36:41.000 Yup.
02:36:42.000 But somehow or another, Travis Brown gutted through that shit.
02:36:45.000 Literally.
02:36:45.000 Yeah.
02:36:46.000 He's amazing.
02:36:47.000 Yeah.
02:36:47.000 They got up in front and kicked him in the face in the same round.
02:36:50.000 I mean, crazy.
02:36:51.000 You know what, man?
02:36:52.000 If you get kicked in the face one time, you'd be like, okay, you got me.
02:36:55.000 I'm still up, you know, if you're still conscious.
02:36:57.000 But he kicked him in the face like two, three times, and he was just leaning toward it, you know?
02:37:01.000 I was like, dude, move.
02:37:02.000 I think he had just shot his wad.
02:37:05.000 He just shot it.
02:37:06.000 He blew it everywhere, man.
02:37:07.000 There was nothing left.
02:37:08.000 Dude, those front snap kicks.
02:37:09.000 Those snap kicks to the chest and to the jaw.
02:37:12.000 No joke, man.
02:37:13.000 Yeah.
02:37:13.000 You're seeing them a lot now.
02:37:15.000 You didn't see them two years ago.
02:37:16.000 Are you throwing those?
02:37:17.000 Are you throwing those front snap kicks?
02:37:19.000 Honey Jason, this last fight, tried to throw them at me and I was like...
02:37:22.000 I was like, hold up.
02:37:24.000 They're deceiving because all of a sudden this guy...
02:37:26.000 I normally look at the chest when I fight because I can tell where his hips are going to be.
02:37:30.000 I can see his base, and I can see his feet, and I can see where his hands are lined up.
02:37:34.000 So I know I want to keep good range, but those kicks, they're deceiving because you've got to raise them with your knee.
02:37:39.000 So it's like your elbow going through first to hit like a baseball.
02:37:43.000 So the elbow always leads just like the knee.
02:37:45.000 So the knee pops up.
02:37:46.000 You don't know if he's throwing maybe a fake back knee, but it happens so quick and it pops right in your face.
02:37:51.000 Yeah.
02:37:51.000 It's quick.
02:37:52.000 It's like a baseball bat.
02:37:53.000 Isn't it amazing that we've gone this long in the UFC and we just figured out this old basic ass karate kick is actually really useful.
02:38:01.000 We've been years where nobody practiced it.
02:38:04.000 Nobody.
02:38:04.000 I bet MMA gym after MMA gym was that their striking coach was telling their students not to throw those.
02:38:11.000 Oh, those don't work.
02:38:12.000 Time after time.
02:38:13.000 It's an interesting thing where you see how much of a follow the leader thing is going on in MMA because a guy like Anderson lands that front kick and knocks out Vitor and the whole sport changes like overnight.
02:38:24.000 Everyone's throwing front kicks.
02:38:24.000 Josh Thompson's throwing them like a motherfucker.
02:38:27.000 Anthony Pettis is throwing crazy kicks, throwing crazy knees.
02:38:30.000 I think we know now that, oh, these crazy kicks do work.
02:38:35.000 You just got to have good bounce and good wrestling.
02:38:37.000 And you've got to make sure that if you get taken down, that you can pop right back up or you have good jiu-jitsu.
02:38:42.000 If that's all you had, the only reason they weren't working is because the only people that knew how to throw them didn't know how to fight on the ground.
02:38:47.000 So we went through a dark period where we have to take away.
02:38:50.000 These techniques are going to disappear for a while until the wrestling and the striking merge as one.
02:38:56.000 It's just so interesting to see these guys that are coming up that are throwing these games, throwing these techniques at people that you never saw.
02:39:04.000 Like Vitor landing that wheel kick on Luke Rockhold.
02:39:07.000 Dudes are throwing wheel kicks all the time.
02:39:08.000 It's like a jab.
02:39:10.000 It's good to even throw...
02:39:11.000 I'm no striker, but in my opinion, it just seems that if you at least throw them, even though they're hard to land sometimes, but you throw them, it takes the guy off his game.
02:39:19.000 It's like, oh, this guy's willing to throw these motherfuckers.
02:39:21.000 You see Jorge Masvidal and Rustam Jabilov?
02:39:25.000 I saw the fight, but don't remember it.
02:39:26.000 Habilav wheel kicked him in the neck.
02:39:28.000 Like, out of nowhere.
02:39:29.000 I mean, Habilav is fucking...
02:39:31.000 And he knocked him out?
02:39:31.000 No, he rocked him, though.
02:39:32.000 Had him badly hurt.
02:39:33.000 Masvidal can take it, man.
02:39:35.000 But he caught him in the neck with a wheel kick.
02:39:37.000 Like, out of nowhere.
02:39:38.000 Out of nowhere.
02:39:39.000 Like, the dude's a straight grappler with some strikes.
02:39:42.000 That's what catches him, is people willing to take the risk.
02:39:44.000 A lot of people have a lot of good arsenals, like, in their tools.
02:39:48.000 But, like, in the fight, they'll just stick to the basics.
02:39:50.000 They're not willing to risk it.
02:39:51.000 But those people that...
02:39:52.000 When somebody throws something spinning at you, you almost look at them like, alright, bro, this guy wants to risk everything.
02:39:58.000 Okay, I like that.
02:39:58.000 Let's get after it.
02:40:00.000 So you're willing to throw down, like, okay, this guy's willing to risk trying to knock me out.
02:40:03.000 Now I've got to risk something.
02:40:05.000 But if you just sit back and let it happen and you're not really taking any risk, you're not really getting any reward either.
02:40:09.000 You know, one thing I want to say about GSP is, yes, I think he lost, and yes, it was a bad decision.
02:40:15.000 Just look at his face.
02:40:16.000 But I admire GSP for going forward, sticking to his game plan.
02:40:22.000 He was throwing down the whole time.
02:40:24.000 He was going forward.
02:40:25.000 He got rocked and he backed up a little bit.
02:40:27.000 But generally in that fight, he was throwing head kicks like a motherfucker.
02:40:30.000 He was throwing big right hands.
02:40:32.000 He's a true warrior, man.
02:40:34.000 He's a proud champion.
02:40:35.000 And it really seemed like after the first round, he already started gassing.
02:40:39.000 He was breathing really heavy, but he kept gassing.
02:40:42.000 Going forward.
02:40:43.000 He got hit hard, man.
02:40:45.000 I kind of felt bad for him in the press conference.
02:40:48.000 There's no taking away GSP that he's not a gamer, that he's willing to do what it takes.
02:40:54.000 He almost seemed like, he's just like, man, he doesn't really care.
02:40:57.000 He's just like, man, I left it all out there for you guys.
02:40:59.000 What do you want me to do?
02:41:00.000 I'm not a judge.
02:41:01.000 I'm a fighter.
02:41:02.000 I went in there, dude, this dude...
02:41:03.000 Johnny Hendricks just throws some serious bricks.
02:41:06.000 He's hitting me in the freaking face, of course.
02:41:08.000 But he did fight through, and he did finish the fight.
02:41:11.000 He didn't give up at any point.
02:41:13.000 Does that bother you, man?
02:41:14.000 There's a lot of insensitivity in how people view fights and fighters after fights happen.
02:41:19.000 I mean, I've seen guys come up to people and say rude shit to them.
02:41:26.000 Like, what happened, man?
02:41:26.000 Why'd you get knocked out?
02:41:28.000 I've seen guys say that.
02:41:29.000 And it's just like...
02:41:31.000 Rashad Evans was talking about some dude who came up to him at an autograph signing and tried to get him to autograph a picture of him.
02:41:38.000 You know that famous picture of him after Machida knocked him out?
02:41:40.000 Yeah.
02:41:41.000 The guy stuck in his face like smiling and laughing.
02:41:43.000 Hey, man, can you autograph this?
02:41:45.000 And Rashad crumpled it up and told him to get the fuck out of here.
02:41:48.000 There's that rudeness in not respecting the fact that this guy...
02:41:52.000 They think that just because he gets paid for it, he should be able to deal with your douchebaggery.
02:41:56.000 Yeah, that's...
02:41:57.000 Hey, man, he's in public eye.
02:41:59.000 He's in the public eye.
02:42:00.000 This is classless attitude, man.
02:42:02.000 That's just horrible.
02:42:04.000 Well, sports fans are used to talking shit about athletes.
02:42:07.000 They've always done it with baseball players.
02:42:10.000 They've always done it with football players.
02:42:12.000 You know, I mean, that's a big part of a basketball game is people behind the basket talking shit to the player while he's shooting a three-pointer.
02:42:20.000 You know, talking shit while he's on the free-throw line.
02:42:22.000 Giving him those fucking things, like blocking him in front of his face.
02:42:26.000 I think that's funny.
02:42:27.000 It is kind of funny, but there's a difference between...
02:42:29.000 I think they need to understand and appreciate the difference between the loss in that sport.
02:42:37.000 That's a shitty feeling to lose a basketball game and a loss in an MMA fight, which is a life-changing proposition.
02:42:44.000 Now you're in a completely different category as far as your expectations for your future.
02:42:49.000 You have to rebuild.
02:42:51.000 You have to regroup.
02:42:51.000 You have to really think.
02:42:52.000 The other day when I actually was in the float lab, And uh...
02:42:56.000 Actually, by the way, I got some shirts for in the car from Float Lab.
02:42:58.000 How'd you like that?
02:42:59.000 That was amazing.
02:43:00.000 You're talking about this journey that people deal with.
02:43:03.000 People use a lot of meditation.
02:43:05.000 I thought that Float Lab, I just redid my finances.
02:43:09.000 I just redid my whole entire life.
02:43:11.000 I just went on this freaking trip where I felt like something was pulling me out of things.
02:43:16.000 I was just dealing with so much out of there mentally.
02:43:20.000 I just think that some people, when you get setbacks like that, some people dig deep and come through some Some groundbreaking news in their mind where they'll change, but then some people just stick to that pattern and end up falling off.
02:43:33.000 Yeah, well, there's, you know, the reality of self-examination is that you don't always like what you see.
02:43:38.000 And you can either change it or you can just ignore it because it's too much work and you get tired or you get into that sort of deflecting mindset.
02:43:45.000 The fetus.
02:43:46.000 Yeah, the fetus attitude.
02:43:47.000 The fetus attitude.
02:43:48.000 And a lot of alcoholics get that.
02:43:50.000 They just keep getting back on the wagon or they keep getting back drinking.
02:43:53.000 They can't help it.
02:43:54.000 That happens all the time.
02:43:56.000 They can't.
02:43:57.000 They're not strong enough to pull through.
02:43:59.000 Too much work.
02:44:00.000 It's hard.
02:44:01.000 The thing is, it's 80% mental and 20% physical.
02:44:05.000 I really think that you have to have your mindset to the top peak if you're going to compete and do stuff like that.
02:44:11.000 Because if you're going in there with like a...
02:44:13.000 You know, maybe something ain't going on right at home or, you know, just anything.
02:44:16.000 Maybe a family member's dying.
02:44:17.000 Maybe just something ain't going right.
02:44:18.000 And you go into a fight, you know, that wears and tears on you, like, mentally, and it's mentally taxing.
02:44:23.000 What's been the toughest fight for you to go into?
02:44:25.000 Because you've gone into fights with, like, legal issues hanging over your head.
02:44:27.000 You've gone into fights with a lot of bullshit going on in the background.
02:44:30.000 That would probably have been, what, the Eves Edwards fight, which is where I got clipped.
02:44:35.000 And I was, like, I told you before, I was like, man, I feel like a young guy.
02:44:39.000 Young specimen.
02:44:40.000 I can take anything, whatever.
02:44:42.000 In the gym, I was actually working on my athleticism.
02:44:46.000 I was feeling a lot more better.
02:44:47.000 I was a lot lighter on my feet.
02:44:48.000 And then when I went into that fight all stressed out, I felt like the old me.
02:44:51.000 I was just all shrugged up.
02:44:52.000 I was tight.
02:44:53.000 I was just going for it.
02:44:54.000 And there was just really no excuses.
02:44:55.000 That's my style of fighting.
02:44:56.000 I'm willing to risk it.
02:44:59.000 I want to make bank, bro.
02:45:01.000 I was going into that fight with just not a clear head.
02:45:04.000 I didn't have my head on my shoulders.
02:45:06.000 I was just gunning for it.
02:45:07.000 I needed the money.
02:45:08.000 I just felt like I got robbed of so much.
02:45:10.000 I got robbed of my freedom.
02:45:12.000 I got robbed of my kids putting food on the table for my kids.
02:45:16.000 I was like, man, this isn't right.
02:45:18.000 What happened with you?
02:45:19.000 You had some sort of a legal situation where someone accused you of assault?
02:45:22.000 Yeah, someone accused me of basically assaulting them and beating them real bad.
02:45:26.000 I guess the person had stopped breathing.
02:45:29.000 Was it a missing identity or a mistaken identity case?
02:45:33.000 No, it was just a classic fact that I threw an after party at like a smaller bar.
02:45:37.000 And to be honest, I didn't even see a fight break out and a fight had broken out and it carried on outside.
02:45:43.000 And There was a miscommunication with people, I guess like the bar owner was trying to kick this drunk guy out who, from what I know, he was at the bar, he got kicked away from the bar, and he's like, give me my credit card, and he's just being disrespectful, groping on women, you know,
02:45:59.000 just being obnoxious, drunk, you know, a guy needed to go home.
02:46:01.000 And just take a chill pill.
02:46:02.000 Well, keep in mind, this guy's in the army.
02:46:06.000 He's somebody you'd think that you'd look up to or have some type of respect.
02:46:10.000 And he just gets drunk, basically.
02:46:12.000 The bartender kicks him out, and then he ends up kicking the owner in the nuts for trying to get him out.
02:46:16.000 Well, he punched some dude, actually.
02:46:18.000 And the dude had hit him back in like self-defense.
02:46:21.000 Then he'd kick the owner in the nuts, gets thrown out.
02:46:24.000 They're like, hey man, this is like a private party.
02:46:25.000 You got to leave.
02:46:27.000 He starts getting into it with another guy.
02:46:29.000 And then that's when it happened to be my after party from a fight that I had.
02:46:34.000 And that's where my name had got brought up.
02:46:36.000 And I was actually...
02:46:37.000 I actually called down to the police station the next day and was like, hey, you know, I heard you guys were looking for me, like, what's going on?
02:46:43.000 You know, and my management team was there.
02:46:46.000 He actually seen the fight, and he knew a lot about what was going on, so we were just, like, being proactive.
02:46:51.000 So you didn't have anything to do with it at all?
02:46:53.000 No, nothing at all.
02:46:54.000 I didn't even see a fight even break out or any type of scuffle.
02:46:56.000 So was it the fact that the dude got knocked the fuck out and he thought you did it?
02:46:59.000 I guess he got beat bad, and, like, then people were, like, mentioning, like, my name.
02:47:03.000 It was my party.
02:47:04.000 And the guy who actually did it turned himself in to the police.
02:47:07.000 Oh, what a trip.
02:47:09.000 And then I ended up getting in trouble almost a year later for something I completely didn't do.
02:47:14.000 And I was actually in Des Moines and was calling down to see if I needed to Be questioned, and they're like, oh no, there's nothing to be questioned here.
02:47:21.000 So it was just something that you were on the hook for for a while that you had nothing to do with?
02:47:24.000 Nothing to do with at all.
02:47:25.000 And it cost you a shitload of money and legal fees?
02:47:27.000 Yeah, and just a lot of mental stuff.
02:47:29.000 Now that I look back at it, it's crazy.
02:47:31.000 I'm a lot stronger of a person from it.
02:47:34.000 I really watch who I'm hanging out with now.
02:47:36.000 I don't go out.
02:47:37.000 I mean, I have kids.
02:47:38.000 There's a time to...
02:47:39.000 Well, you have a serious fucking career now, too, man.
02:47:41.000 I mean, you're highly ranked.
02:47:42.000 That Honey Jason knockout was a big wake-up call for a lot of people at 145 pounds.
02:47:46.000 Thanks, man.
02:47:47.000 You've had two fights there now?
02:47:48.000 Yeah, just credit to my coaches, man, my team, my family.
02:47:53.000 You know, thanks for UFC and Dana White for really believing me.
02:47:57.000 And I was just like, man, I had nothing to do with this, dude.
02:48:00.000 And I just got robbed of so much.
02:48:02.000 But that didn't define me as a person, the person that I was becoming in the gym.
02:48:06.000 And, you know, it's just going to show now is the right time.
02:48:09.000 I think everything's really connected in my career thanks to my coaches and everybody who's supporting me.
02:48:14.000 I think right now I'm really starting to grow because When I first seen you, I was just turned 21 in the UFC and I really kind of grew up inside the UFC and fought guys that I probably shouldn't have been fighting at or didn't really have a chance and I'd go out and I'd win.
02:48:27.000 So I had a young career.
02:48:28.000 When I was 22 years old, I had like $100,000 in my bank account.
02:48:32.000 I didn't even know what to do with it.
02:48:33.000 I was just enjoying myself.
02:48:34.000 Well, you did the smart thing, man.
02:48:35.000 You realized that you had potential and you went down to a serious gym.
02:48:38.000 You know, Alliance in San Diego, without a doubt, is one of the best gyms in the country.
02:48:42.000 It's an excellent move.
02:48:43.000 The perfect thing for you to do.
02:48:45.000 And look, it's a beautiful thing to see, right?
02:48:47.000 Hard work and reaping the rewards of that.
02:48:49.000 Eric Delferro, man, he's the man, dude.
02:48:51.000 He's almost like a sports psychologist.
02:48:53.000 He just really knows how to click with me, knows what to say, how to work with me.
02:48:56.000 And I was looking for that for the longest time when I was traveling.
02:48:59.000 I went to Florida with Hermes and I had some run-ins with some bad management, and I was just getting screwed over there.
02:49:05.000 So I just didn't really have the right people around me at the time, and I was just searching for somebody just to grab ahold of me and just mold me into something.
02:49:11.000 I knew I had all the skills and talent.
02:49:13.000 I just needed that type of coach, and I think I really found that with Coach Eric Del Ferro.
02:49:18.000 He's creating a monster and I love where he's going.
02:49:20.000 What's next for you now?
02:49:21.000 Who are you fighting next?
02:49:21.000 Because I know that there was going to be a quick turnaround because your fight was quick.
02:49:26.000 Yeah, the fight was quick.
02:49:26.000 I'm healthy.
02:49:27.000 It was a personal goal of mine to get in there, get after it, get a huge win.
02:49:31.000 And I'd set some goals for myself.
02:49:33.000 I see them every day.
02:49:34.000 They're hung up on my door.
02:49:36.000 And this is one of my goals.
02:49:37.000 I'm going back close to my hometown, which is Chicago, January 25th.
02:49:41.000 I think Josh Thompson, Benson Henderson's on that card.
02:49:44.000 And my hometown's just right next door and this is a real huge fight for me.
02:49:48.000 Who are you fighting?
02:49:48.000 Oh, I'm fighting Darren Elkins.
02:49:50.000 That's a good fight.
02:49:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:49:52.000 That's a fun fight.
02:49:52.000 He's a tough wrestler.
02:49:53.000 He's from the Midwest guy and I really just think that I have all the skills to beat him.
02:49:58.000 I'm just gonna keep this ball steam rolling.
02:50:00.000 Nice.
02:50:01.000 Beautiful.
02:50:01.000 You think he's gonna try to take you down?
02:50:03.000 Yeah, I think so.
02:50:05.000 Elkins is tough as fuck, dude.
02:50:06.000 He bangs with everybody.
02:50:08.000 He does bang, but also he's very smart.
02:50:10.000 He utilizes his wrestling.
02:50:11.000 He is.
02:50:12.000 He's got good ground and pound.
02:50:14.000 He's lengthy.
02:50:14.000 He knows how to use his range, but I see a few holes in his game, man.
02:50:17.000 It's going to be a great fight.
02:50:18.000 It's going to be a fun fight, and I think he'll bring out a lot of viciousness in me by his attacks.
02:50:23.000 Yeah, I think that's going to be an awesome fucking fight.
02:50:25.000 That card is sick.
02:50:25.000 I love that Benson Henderson, Josh Thompson fight.
02:50:28.000 I like the fact that Josh Thompson, even though he's in line for a title, you know, the champ gets hurt and he's like, who else you got?
02:50:33.000 I like that.
02:50:33.000 I like that about fighters, man.
02:50:35.000 I don't believe in waiting around, man.
02:50:36.000 Just go ahead and just prove.
02:50:37.000 Kenny Florian, actually, somebody I actually looked up to a long time ago.
02:50:40.000 He's just beating these guys and they're like...
02:50:41.000 And Florian, what's next, the title shot?
02:50:43.000 And he's like, you know what, man?
02:50:44.000 I just tell you what.
02:50:46.000 He's like, just bring me whoever.
02:50:47.000 He's like, I'll beat anybody from top to bottom just to prove that I deserve this title shot.
02:50:51.000 And he's like, I just want everybody to know that.
02:50:53.000 And I was just like, what a beast, you know?
02:50:54.000 Yeah, I love the fact that Thompson is coming into his own after a long history of being in the fight game.
02:51:02.000 But he's as good as he's ever been.
02:51:03.000 That fight against Nate Diaz was fantastic.
02:51:06.000 And his fights in Strikeforce with Gilbert were fantastic before then.
02:51:10.000 He's really improved.
02:51:12.000 He's always been an athlete.
02:51:13.000 Even back when they cut the UFC, he was fighting Eves.
02:51:16.000 He ended up getting a vicious kick.
02:51:18.000 He's throwing a back fist and he's getting caught.
02:51:20.000 He's had a long, good, successful career.
02:51:23.000 He's very athletic, very skilled.
02:51:24.000 He's really coming into...
02:51:26.000 His prime right now.
02:51:27.000 Yeah, he's been around for a long time, man.
02:51:29.000 He's like...
02:51:30.000 True vet.
02:51:30.000 Yeah, a true vet, but a real smart dude.
02:51:33.000 Skilled.
02:51:33.000 Very skilled, smart.
02:51:34.000 He does a lot of sneaky shit.
02:51:36.000 Those trips that he hit.
02:51:37.000 Trickery.
02:51:37.000 Trickery, yeah.
02:51:37.000 Those trips that he hit Gilbert with, I love those.
02:51:40.000 He grabs your neck and trips you and shit.
02:51:42.000 He does a lot of weird shit.
02:51:44.000 And then he'll strike.
02:51:45.000 He'll do like a takedown, and right away he'll pop up just to strike and throw elbows at you.
02:51:51.000 He's really interesting to watch.
02:51:52.000 He's a fun guy to watch.
02:51:54.000 He's real active at 55. Yeah, there's such a good fucking weight class, man.
02:51:59.000 55 is so crazy.
02:52:01.000 There's so many good fucking talent-filled weight classes now.
02:52:05.000 45 stacked, 35 stacked.
02:52:07.000 I was impressed.
02:52:08.000 You know, it's like Josh Thompson, Rashad Evans, all these guys.
02:52:13.000 He went right through Chael, man.
02:52:15.000 That was a different Rashad.
02:52:17.000 I think he's on a different level.
02:52:18.000 We've got to wrap this up, unfortunately.
02:52:20.000 We're almost out of time.
02:52:21.000 At three hours, we run out of gas.
02:52:22.000 Okay.
02:52:23.000 We turn into a pumpkin.
02:52:25.000 You stream can't handle a recording that's more than three hours long for whatever reason.
02:52:28.000 My point is, real quick, Robbie Lawler, another one.
02:52:32.000 That's another good example.
02:52:33.000 All of a sudden, he looks vicious, man.
02:52:36.000 He's throwing kicks now.
02:52:37.000 Like, holy shit.
02:52:38.000 He's coming into his own.
02:52:39.000 He's a monster.
02:52:40.000 He's sticking it out.
02:52:40.000 They just keep sticking it out, keep grinding.
02:52:42.000 It takes years to get your striking together.
02:52:44.000 It takes years, and a lot of fighters quit before their striking gets wrong.
02:52:47.000 Well, it's also just focus and maturity and really putting They grew up inside the octagon, him and even Diaz.
02:52:54.000 Diaz was like, what, 18 when he fought Lawler and them guys?
02:52:56.000 And Roy McDonald ended the fight on top, elbowing Robbie, so props to Roy McDonald, too.
02:53:02.000 Holy shit.
02:53:02.000 Roy McDonald's a bad motherfucker.
02:53:03.000 Holy shit.
02:53:03.000 It was a great fight.
02:53:04.000 All right, Jeremy Stevens, we've got to do this again.
02:53:07.000 Yeah, thank you guys for having me here, man.
02:53:08.000 I really appreciate it.
02:53:09.000 Next time you're in L.A., man, let's do it again.
02:53:10.000 It's a lot of fun.
02:53:11.000 Let me go get this win, man.
02:53:12.000 I'm like nine and a half weeks out from a camp right now, so I'm going to go back, and then I'm just going to enjoy myself, man.
02:53:17.000 It's going to be fun.
02:53:18.000 Congratulations on all your success, man.
02:53:20.000 You've been really doing great.
02:53:21.000 It's beautiful to watch you improve.
02:53:23.000 It's awesome to watch your hard work pay off, man.
02:53:24.000 Appreciate it, man.
02:53:25.000 It's a pleasure sitting here next to you guys.
02:53:26.000 Thank you.
02:53:27.000 Thanks, brother.
02:53:27.000 It was an honor.
02:53:28.000 Alright, thanks to Eddie Bravo as well.
02:53:30.000 Go to 10thPlanetJJ.com and learn some jiu-jitsu, son.
02:53:35.000 10th Planet headquarters at the Tap Out Gym in Los Angeles.
02:53:38.000 The master, Eddie Bravo, teaches there himself on a nightly basis, you dirty bitches.
02:53:42.000 Yeah, I'm going to 10th Planet San Francisco this Saturday.
02:53:46.000 Go to the Nibiru Forum on 10thPlanetJJ.com.
02:53:48.000 For all the info.
02:53:49.000 This Saturday, 10th Planet San Francisco.
02:53:51.000 Eddie Bravo on Twitter.
02:53:52.000 And Jeremy Stevens is Lil Heathen.
02:53:54.000 L-I-L Heathen.
02:53:56.000 That's his nickname.
02:53:56.000 Don't ask.
02:53:57.000 He'll fuck you up.
02:53:58.000 Lil Heathen on Twitter.
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02:54:02.000 Go to Squarespace.com.
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02:54:31.000 Thanks also to Lumosity.com.
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02:54:48.000 Lumosity is a fantastic way to get your brain in shape based on the science of neuroplasticity.
02:54:56.000 So go check it out.
02:54:57.000 Enjoy it.
02:54:58.000 Love the fuck out of it like we do.
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02:55:07.000 We'll be back tomorrow with Lorenzo from the Psychedelic Salon, one of my personal favorite podcasts.
02:55:13.000 He's going to be joining me.
02:55:14.000 And then on Wednesday, the great Brian Callen will be here.
02:55:17.000 All right, you freaks.
02:55:19.000 We love the shit out of you, and we'll see you soon.
02:55:21.000 Big kiss.
02:55:21.000 Give him a big kiss, Jeremy.
02:55:23.000 There you go.
02:55:24.000 Eddie Bravo, too.
02:55:25.000 There you go.
02:55:26.000 Thank you.