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00:00:33.000The show, well, we'll talk about that later, but the Squarespace guys were cool as fuck.
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00:05:13.000I wonder what the actual laws are as far as, I'm saying the government scratches up all your money, but I know they definitely get a little bit...
00:05:22.000What's really fucked is inheritance tax, which means that say if you, Tommy Buns, leave behind a child some money, like say one day you're a wealthy man and you work your ass off and you love the shit out of your kid, your kid wants to be a surfer or whatever the fuck,
00:05:38.000and you're like, I'm going to give my kid all my money.
00:05:40.000Well, your kid doesn't get all your money.
00:05:41.000Your kid gets the money that is left over after he pays taxes on the money that you already paid taxes on.
00:06:11.000You know when someone's working for someone and someone's not.
00:06:14.000You know when someone's actually getting a paycheck or someone's getting a gift, and you know that inheritance is money that somebody already fucking paid for, man.
00:06:21.000If you want to leave your kid $10,000 and it turns out to be $6,000, Why not?
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00:09:48.000There's a lot of fucking talk online about From a lot of salacious headlines about multivitamins don't work.
00:09:54.000When you look into those multivitamins don't work claims, what you find is that the tests that they were using in order to determine that multivitamins don't work were really ridiculous.
00:10:06.000What they're doing is they're saying that people who are over 65 who have had heart attacks Don't benefit from multivitamins, synthetic multivitamins.
00:10:17.000That's essentially one of their main points of their study.
00:10:26.000One of them was that They showed that high-dose multivitamins had no effect on the progression of heart disease and heart attacks of virus.
00:10:36.000The other one was the male physicians over 65 showed no improvement in cognitive decline using generic multivitamin supplementation.
00:10:45.000So what they're doing is they're taking people that are really fucked up already and dying, old people.
00:10:50.000They're giving them multivitamins that are synthetic.
00:11:13.000Unless there's some new miracles that come out.
00:11:16.000So what they're saying is essentially vitamins can't do miracles.
00:11:19.000They can't do any of the miracles that modern science and modern medicine hasn't been able to do either.
00:11:24.000There's no medicines that they can give you that slow cognitive decline in old people.
00:11:29.000I mean, you can maybe cut out a few things in your life that you're doing that are hurting you, like drinking or cleaning up your diet, giving yourself less inflammation.
00:11:38.000There's a bunch of things you can do to slow down the process, but when you're fucking dying, you're fucking dying, man.
00:11:45.000So, for someone to make a study saying that vitamins don't work and they're a waste of money, based on these, that shit is so irresponsible.
00:11:56.000And this is coming from, we don't even sell multivitamins.
00:11:59.000You know, I think that the best vitamins that you can get into your body are the closest to how nature intends them, meaning food-based vitamins.
00:12:10.000Nutrients that are based on actual food, not synthetics.
00:12:13.000And synthetics, I'm sure, are better than nothing.
00:12:16.000The idea that they're not is ridiculous.
00:12:18.000The idea that there's a reason why they know that vitamin C cures scurvy, prevents scurvy.
00:12:24.000There's a reason why they know that when you have a lack of calcium, your body can get osteoporosis.
00:12:54.000Look, I take a lot of different nutrients and a lot of different vitamins.
00:12:56.000But I prefer to get my vitamins mostly from green drink powders.
00:13:01.000Powders that are essentially dehydrated greens.
00:13:04.000We sell superfoods on, we call them earthgrown nutrients, on Onnit.com, and it's based on that idea.
00:13:14.000Based on the idea that the things that are the closest to what you eat in the real world if you have a healthy diet, are they going to be the things that your body digests the best.
00:13:24.000And what we have in this superfood, powerfood diet, First of all, we have various greens.
00:13:37.000The greens that we have All these earth-grown nutrients, it's essentially food that they just take the water out and all the nutrients are left.
00:13:45.000Is it as good as eating fresh vegetables?
00:13:50.000It's close enough so that if your diet is off, if you're not getting enough vegetables, if you're not getting enough raw nutrients and minerals, you're gonna have a much better time adding something to your diet than just allowing your body to be in that sort of a situation where it's at a deficit.
00:14:07.000We're going to have some doctors on, some scientists in the near future that are extreme advocates for multivitamin supplementation.
00:14:15.000And we've had many conversations with these people because of these sort of salacious headlines that people are really pissed off because they've seen some...
00:14:24.000Improvement in their patients with various things.
00:14:27.000I mean, there's been several studies that have showed improvement in preventing infectious illnesses, improvement in mood and stress, cognition, work stress, and even juvenile delinquency, a noted help.
00:15:18.000And obviously, I barely get through The shit that I do understand, but the reality of all this stuff is that the more healthy nutrients you get into your body, the better your body is going to work.
00:17:42.000Because we were at this old venue and this place, the only way you could get to the 10th floor where the auditorium is, is you had to take an elevator.
00:17:53.000And out of the bank of four elevators, two of them were broken.
00:17:56.000And don't forget, the building had thousands of people in it for other massive events.
00:19:37.000It was some sort of an effect of all these doors being open and the wind coming in from the front door.
00:19:42.000So the wind would come in from the front door with such momentum that it would go down these hallways and literally make it upstairs so you'd be on the 10th floor and the wind would come whistling through.
00:19:54.000And the weird thing is that to get to the room to bike to backstage, you go up to the 10th floor and you go down eight hallways with turns.
00:20:04.000So you feel like you're in this weird labyrinth.
00:20:06.000There's not like you go, well, this door's open, it's right here, that's where wind's coming from.
00:20:10.000You weave all the way into this area and And then the wind is hitting you from every angle.
00:21:22.000That when you are in a fire, when you open windows and you open doors, it affects the amount of oxygen coming to the fire and sometimes it's almost like an explosion that comes at you.
00:21:34.000Wind and air and heat and temperature, we deal with them so often on a stable basis.
00:21:41.000Air-conditioned rooms, especially in California, pretty stagnant climates, pretty static climate.
00:21:47.000But when things change radically and have these weird effects, you realize how bizarre the whole idea really is in the first place.
00:21:55.000Fucking air, invisible air around us all the time, whipping around and moving, and you can feel it when it blows on you, but you don't see shit.
00:22:40.000I mean, all new buildings will definitely, like buildings in the last 20 years, all will have sway, especially if they're built, well, I'm sure in New York, but like San Francisco, LA, you know, they expect them to have tolerance for earthquakes.
00:22:56.000I was in Ray Kurzweil's house in San Francisco.
00:23:02.000The guy who works with artificial technology, he's this proponent of the idea of the transcendental man, that one day we're going to be able to transcend our biological existence and either become a part of a computer or download consciousness into computers.
00:24:08.000It's based on a couple of years, and then you also only live so long.
00:24:12.000Like, when you're talking about, like, history, time and history, you know, a human lifespan is not even, like, you don't even measure how often something happens by...
00:24:22.000So we only refer to things happening through, like...
00:24:26.000Oh, it hasn't happened since, like, my grandfather was around.
00:25:07.000I've been around here for a minute shitting in this house.
00:25:10.000Just think about how little change happens over the course of seven days in the world.
00:25:13.000I mean, sometimes yes, sometimes no, but the idea of basing the weather on what happens in seven-day increments is fucking completely ridiculous, because we know about seasons.
00:25:21.000Well, seasons don't exist to a goddamn fly.
00:26:08.000It gives you a good perspective because we know that winter's going to be, even if it's in Iowa, even if it's somewhere like Michigan, it's fucking cold as shit, it's four months, you know, tough it up, suck it up, you'll be all right.
00:27:41.000That and, like, in Vegas, you're like, what the fuck are we doing?
00:27:44.000Yeah, it gets, like, 110 all the time.
00:27:47.000Where you're just out there cooking, like a hair dryer in your face.
00:27:50.000And if you happen to, like, walk on a pavement, oh my god, or get into a car, and you're looking at the thing, you turn the car on, it says, like, 122 on your dashboard, and you're like...
00:28:09.000I mean, there's no such thing as like, I really, you know, I understand people that like the seasons and all that and, you know, the change, but nobody wants to be around 20 below for extensive periods of time usually.
00:28:29.000It's one of those Alaska shows where people are living in these strange climates, and there's this woman who operates this refueling station, and it's, I think, a hundred and something miles north of the Arctic Circle.
00:30:14.000And what these people are doing is going the exact opposite way.
00:30:17.000And they're saying, we're just looking to make it exciting and struggle every day, but we choose to do it this way.
00:30:25.000Like, these are all what you call subsistence hunting people.
00:30:28.000Meaning they live completely off the land.
00:30:31.000They get their vegetables, they grow them, they get their fish.
00:30:35.000That woman right there, that Inuit woman, her fucking whole family has had massive loss because of people falling through the ice and drowning.
00:30:43.000She lost her mother, I think, or her brother.
00:30:47.000She lost several close family members, fell through the ice and fucking froze to death.
00:30:53.000You know, I mean, this is some harsh shit.
00:32:14.000Sometimes it takes months to get to know someone to find what goes on behind the scenes inside of their head.
00:32:19.000So you don't really know that lady that well from watching her on that show.
00:32:23.000But what you can tell is there's something that she's enjoying about being up there in this really scary environment where she's already been attacked by a fucking bear.
00:33:58.000But if you're in the water, you have about the same amount of chance, except the only thing that saves you is that sharks are stupid.
00:34:04.000So if there's some way that you could, like, jab it in the nose with, like, a harpoon, if you had, like, one of those fish harpoons, like dudes who go, what do they call it, spearfishing?
00:34:16.000If you could, like, stab it in the nose with that, you might be able to get it the fuck away from you because you know that they're kind of sensitive in their nose.
00:36:33.000You know, the idea that people think that's a dog, that's so silly.
00:36:36.000And now when you think about, like, just that, whatever you already knew about them, you think about that added stat, and you think about the fact that they hunt in packs.
00:36:45.000Think about three or four of those mouths, what that's possible doing in how quick amount of time.
00:36:51.000You know, I mean, like, they ambush you.
00:36:53.000You know, they come this way, that way, and pretty soon you're looking around like, oh, shit.
00:37:02.000Steve Rinella, my friend, the hunter guy from the show Meat Eater, was talking about there was this one thing where people were talking about running and trying to keep up with wolves.
00:37:15.000Could a man try to keep up with the wolf?
00:37:17.000And one of the ways that they tested it is they took these wolf dogs and they let these wolf dogs go and then they had these people run through the mountains and see if they can keep up with the wolf dogs.
00:37:26.000You know, see, like, wolves can run faster, but sometimes people can run longer and steadier pace.
00:37:33.000Well, the wolf's dogs, wolf dogs are not wolves.
00:37:37.000And he was like, the way he described it is like, that's like taking an alien.
00:37:41.000And an alien comes down and finds the fattest, most out of shape guy with the worst diet and says, run as fast as you can.
00:37:48.000We want to see how fast humans can run.
00:39:40.000Craig Robinson, the other night, at the Improv, who's in it, where I was telling him, I go, dude, that movie is so goddamn funny, and you were so funny in it, you know?
00:39:47.000And we were talking about the Kenny Power scene, like, when he comes in.
00:39:51.000I mean, like, the movie's outstanding, and then he comes in, and just the whole thing goes to this whole new level of craziness.
00:40:18.000Those kind of characters are really funny, man.
00:40:21.000You know the best part about that character?
00:40:22.000I read interviews with him and the other guys, Jody Hill, I think, and Ben, I can't remember his name, but they all are behind this, and they're saying how a lot of people appreciate the character and think it's funny for what it is, and then some people are big fans on another level where they're like,
00:41:03.000But it's almost better than a reality show.
00:41:06.000Because if a reality show, like if you had a guy like Kenny Powers and you gave him a reality show, he would become famous and he would get annoying.
00:41:12.000Like, essentially that's what you got with the Duck Dynasty people.
00:41:16.000You've got a reality show where, oh, whoops, you made someone famous who's a fucking idiot and a homophobe.
00:42:28.000I applaud that, but just not men's anuses.
00:42:31.000It is essentially like a Kenny Powers in real life.
00:42:34.000That's the problem with them in real life, is my point.
00:42:36.000So it's like having a guy like this in a TV show, Eastbound and Down, is actually even better, because it's so good, it's better than a reality show.
00:42:45.000Because a reality show, you'd be making that asshole famous, and there'd be people on Facebook, I fucking agree with him, man!
00:43:15.000Yeah, there's a lot of those people in real life, and sometimes folks, all they need is, like, one example like that, and that little shift.
00:43:24.000Like, you could have people on the fence who are just thinking about, like, waking up and going, you know, what do I care if someone's gay, man?
00:43:30.000What is it in me that gets mad about these gay people?
00:43:34.000And why do I, you know, say they're going to burn in hell?
00:43:42.000I'm fucking headed up to here with these queers!
00:43:44.000I'm like, There's a tipping point where a guy like that on a television show and that whole debate getting out there without any real rational response from either the media, from A&E, from anybody.
00:43:57.000No one gets on TV and says, look, we're here to make a big statement about this.
00:44:03.000This is what's wrong with this, and this is why we have a problem with it.
00:44:58.000No, but what happens if a kid like that is watching television, and he realizes he's gay, and maybe he's 12 or 13, and he's thinking about sex, and he's watching this, and he feels horrible about himself.
00:45:10.000Which he probably does, because that definitely happened.
00:45:39.000That's the parallel when people talk about, like, oh, you know, it's not the same thing you've been through and are, like, comparing the civil rights movement to this.
00:45:49.000But, like, the thing that's similar is that you're just...
00:46:09.000That's the same thing as putting down somebody and not wanting them to have the rights just because they were born with a certain sexual orientation.
00:46:17.000Well, people don't want anyone to make the comparisons to civil rights.
00:46:21.000They don't want anyone to be able to compare to slavery.
00:46:23.000Yeah, because then they're like, oh, we really are wrong.
00:46:25.000Well, no, because what I'm saying is people, like, civil rights people don't like it because they feel that it somehow or another diminishes the horrors of slavery.
00:46:34.000Like, there's an issue that people have with, like, comparing something to racism.
00:46:38.000And black people, in particular, have an issue with gay people comparing themselves and the plight of gay Americans to racism.
00:47:17.000If that was who you are, and people were angry about who you are, it would be just as bad as you being born Chinese and people hate Chinese people.
00:48:05.000And Putin came out, because we were about to have the Winter Olympics there, and said that gay athletes have nothing to worry about, they're not going to be discriminated against when they're in Russia for the Winter Olympics, but...
00:48:21.000Rules still apply where you're not supposed to be talking about it to anybody and giving your opinions on.
00:48:29.000So we're not going to do anything to you because you're gay and you're here, but don't be talking about it.
00:49:41.000They're not going to be able to deal with taxes or the rules or the military, choices the military's making.
00:49:47.000They're so busy with their own shit, worried about these people going after this group and this ethnic group going after that group and, you know, the gays are going to touch their kids.
00:50:09.000Yeah, it's so, it's so, it guarantees that it's so crazy, outrageous to, you know, suggest, like imply that gays will want children, you know?
00:51:42.000I'm saying that black people are 13% of our population.
00:51:48.000All I'm saying is that I think a bigger percentage of the population is homophobic.
00:51:53.000I'm getting it from just having spoken and been exposed to a lot of black people.
00:51:59.000What's amazing, apparently, a lot of these African American churches organized drives to vote against Proposition 8. But I was saying that the church community is bigger in black culture.
00:53:27.000But, you know, what's interesting is that this also becomes another point of contention because now black people are being persecuted by gay people.
00:53:46.000necessarily that like the whole social structure of this country is organized keep people poor so there's conflict and keep people rich so they keep voting for corporations they want to protect their wealth yeah this is and keep the the divide between the two and every now and then you know organized chaos in a way that we were sort of kind of hinting that maybe Putin or someone does but if you're gonna do it this is the way to do it yeah the way to do it is to take like what's your ordinary like liberals okay let's let's break down liberals Liberals,
00:54:14.000like, left wing, they're almost always voting pro-minority.
00:54:19.000They vote pro-minority and almost always pro-gay rights.
00:54:22.000So what better to separate that mess and cause confusion amongst the ranks is to get those two factors on your enemy, these two, like, static, constant factors, and have them duking it out.
00:54:34.000So now you have people who support gay rights and people that support the idea that gays should be married duking it out with black people, with minorities and Christian minorities who almost universally vote Democratic.
00:54:50.000So it's like, whoa, that was a tricky thing you did there.
00:55:01.000If you connect black people and gay people, that black people keep gay people from voting, the whole left wing becomes a fucking mess.
00:55:09.000It becomes chaos, because white guilt runs rampant through the left, through Democrats, so many, especially educated Democrats, Who are filled with white guilt.
00:55:22.000And they don't want to come down on black people.
00:55:25.000And they don't want to come down on black people even for something as heinous as Proposition 8. Yeah.
00:55:29.000Because if Proposition 8 was being supported by a bunch of church-going white people, much more like it was being read, you know, strictly by Baptists, but white Baptists.
00:55:48.000It was this weird sort of like touchy subject, tough to do.
00:55:52.000You know, you didn't see people like mocking all these black people, like whether it's on The Daily Show or whether it's on any of these left-wing websites.
00:56:01.000We're mocking black people for the majority of them voting for this.
00:56:12.000The big thing now is, for the last few years, people trying to figure out how the Republican Party can really compete again, win the White House and win certain other elections.
00:56:28.000And one of the things that keeps being brought up is that The younger, there's certain constants among the left and the right.
00:56:37.000Like if you go abortion, you know who's pro-life, who's pro-choice.
00:56:41.000And with the gay thing is that The far right won't, you know, support that, right?
00:56:50.000But the younger generation of new voters, even ones who are conservative, have conservative values, grew up in a world where it's more welcoming to the gay community.
00:57:03.000And they're not necessarily—like, moderate ones can be— I tell you, you're always going to try to win over, right?
00:57:27.000Yeah, and would they then be able to compete more for these maybe younger voters, you know, the more open-minded young people who feel like that's a basic right?
00:57:36.000It's kind of an interesting way to look at it.
00:57:38.000Like, if you change your position on that, do you then get somebody who you want elected?
00:57:43.000You get a lot of the no-nonsense people that just happen to vote left because of social issues.
00:57:50.000And that's a pretty substantial number.
00:57:52.00070% of black people voted in favor for Proposition 8. 70% of black people voted that gay people shouldn't be allowed to be married and that they should take that right away from them.
00:58:20.000Because a lot of other people voted for it as well.
00:58:22.000But if you don't think that it's embarrassing and gross that 70% of black people voted for some silly law that takes away the right for people that are in love to get married, I think maybe it is because, I mean, obviously it's religious.
01:03:36.000The Jesus stuff is very different because Jesus and most of what a lot of people quote about that is all from the New Testament and the New Testament is even sketchier than the Old Testament.
01:03:46.000The Old Testament is sketchy because it was originally written in ancient Hebrew and the oldest versions of some of these stories are actually the Dead Sea Scrolls which are written in Aramaic and they're actually on animal skins that they found in an area of Israel called Qumran and they found these clay pots and inside these clay pots They found these ancient,
01:05:32.000I mean, it's really pretty incredible that it exists at all.
01:05:36.000I mean, even if it's only pieces of it, but it's so cool that they found this shit in clay pots.
01:05:41.000And these, of course, were stories that were told in like an oral tradition for a thousand years before anybody figured out how to write them down.
01:05:50.000But then you're dealing with the New Testament, which was Constantine and a bunch of bishops put together.
01:06:33.000Because if he dies and he's not baptized, you have to admit to the entire world that this guy, you know, somehow or another is going to hell.
01:06:40.000The guy who converted everybody to Christianity ran the Roman Empire that way.
01:06:45.000And hired all these bishops to put together the Bible.
01:06:49.000That's where the New Testament comes from.
01:06:50.000So when you're dealing with the New Testament, you're dealing with an even squirrelier piece of work.
01:10:14.000Melissa Etheridge says that she gets on an airplane, she's really happy for all the other people on the airplane because she knows that airplane's not going to crash because she's on it because she's sort of creating her world.
01:11:01.000And there's a lot of things about being a person that are very strange.
01:11:05.000There's a lot of things about our interactions with each other, about energy, about the amount of energy you put out and what you get back, the way you interact with humans.
01:11:14.000And how do we not know that those things in some way or another, the way you interact with people, flavor not just your relationships with those people, but the entire reality that you live in?
01:12:19.000When you get into quantum mechanics, when you get into string theory, subatomic particles, when you get into really complex mathematics and different experiments they do on the smallest, tiniest, measurable parts of the world,
01:12:55.000The lowest measurable part of the universe itself is magic.
01:13:00.000The smallest portions that we can measure are magic.
01:13:03.000So just because everything is big and this table is made out of oak and this microphone is metal, that doesn't mean shit.
01:13:10.000I mean, it means shit if I hit you over the head with this, it's gonna fucking hurt because that's the rules we've chosen.
01:13:14.000But the actual reality itself, it's very malleable.
01:13:19.000There's a lot of weirdness to the world.
01:13:20.000I don't think Melissa Etheridge is totally right.
01:13:22.000I think there's a lot of hubris involved in thinking that you have the answer and that you thinking good thoughts and, you know, this plane is never gonna crash.
01:14:26.000We assume that it's as simple as you are responsible for your life, you're responsible for your actions, you're responsible for where you drive and where you go to school, what comes out of your mouth.
01:14:37.000We assume that that is just a part of the mathematical interaction of human beings in this culture, in this society, in this civilization.
01:16:25.000What if that was just you waking up going, oh yeah, this was a whole program that I did and my family's here and we're all just hanging out.
01:16:34.000Well, that's a joke that I used to do about the aliens.
01:16:37.000The simulation theory, what it really is, the reason why aliens exist, that's us.
01:16:42.000Aliens are us in the future, and what we are is we're people that fucked up, and we evolved too far.
01:16:48.000We eliminated all the fun out of the world.
01:17:44.000So we plug ourselves in to a simulated version of the roaring 20s of the digital age.
01:17:52.000It's not a coincidence that we are, at this moment in time, the craziest moment the world has ever known, where the world and the universe is constantly changing every second of every day.
01:18:46.000When I posted it, everybody was like, wait a minute, isn't this how fucking Planet of the Apes got started?
01:18:50.000But it is how Planet of the Apes got started.
01:18:53.000These idea, first monkeys with customized DNA, programmed genetic mutations.
01:18:59.000So they are programmed genetic mutations, and these monkeys were born.
01:19:05.000So they're working on creating a perfect monkey.
01:19:09.000They're going to alter the genes of these monkeys, and they're going to continue to alter genes of the monkeys until essentially they have a monkey that's as smart as a fucking person.
01:19:30.000And the idea being that what the aliens are, when everybody has these archetypal experiences, it's always these things that look very similar to what you would expect human beings to eventually become.
01:19:43.000If you go back to the lower hominids, you go back to monkeys, you go back to chimpanzees, you go back to the great apes, And you look at them in comparison to us, what do you see?
01:19:53.000Well, they have more hair, they look much stronger, they're much more physically fit.
01:19:58.000You take the average person that works in an office, the average man, and you compare them to the great apes.
01:20:05.000They're all fat and they're skinny, they have no muscle.
01:20:20.000Telekinesis, the ability to control things with the mind, the ability to talk without using language, so the mouth is going to shrink up.
01:20:26.000The environment's going to be all fucked, so you're going to have to need built-in sunglasses.
01:20:30.000You've got these fucking gigantic black eyes that are going to evolve because we're going to ruin our fucking atmosphere.
01:20:34.000I mean, they literally are what we'd expect us to look like a million years from now.
01:20:38.000We would expect human beings to slowly but surely evolve into that.
01:20:42.000If we used to be hairy little furry rodents, which is what we were, the idea of, you know, there was no primates 65 million years ago, okay?
01:20:51.000When the great extinction event happened that killed off the dinosaurs, the giant piece of rock from the sky that hit the Yucatan, there was no primates.
01:20:59.000Primates, somehow or another, Evolved out of that, out of the shrews and the monkey and the rats and whatever the fuck survived.
01:21:06.000Whatever mammalian life forms survived.
01:21:47.000If we're going to continue this trend of no hair, hair loss on the arms and the body, people are getting less hairy, people are getting less strong, they're getting smaller, you're using your fingers and Eventually you're going to use Google Glasses so you're just going to talk to it.
01:22:00.000Eventually it's going to be able to read your mind so you don't have to talk.
01:22:02.000Your fucking vocal cords are going to shrink up.
01:22:04.000We're going to all agree to genetically alter ourselves so we don't have penises anymore.
01:22:08.000As soon as they come up with a fucking thing that you can program into that takes you in a wild sexual ride of simulation that you could never achieve with your actual real dick, you'd be like, I don't need this stupid thing anymore.
01:22:20.000Your dick is going to be just as dumb as a horse.
01:22:22.000Your dick is going to be like something that you're like, remember when people used to fuck with dicks?
01:22:56.000You're going to be able to fuck anyone you want, man.
01:22:58.000You're going to be able to have insane sex with Christy Brinkley when she was 21. You're going to be able to fuck the hottest woman on the planet.
01:23:06.000You're going to be able to have sex with a hundred Beyonce's.
01:24:52.000Well, they're going to get to a point where you're going to be able to reverse aging.
01:24:58.000Unquestionably, they're working on that.
01:25:00.000And they're already doing tests on that on other animals.
01:25:04.000I feel like this path is going to lead us to just...
01:25:07.000Be born and just lay down with a fucking monitor in front of us like and just you sip your fucking nutrients in a cup and never stand up and just plug into whatever you want to be.
01:25:18.000We're gonna get our nutrients the same way those wireless pads are when you know you take one of those new cell phones we get sitted on something and it just charges you don't even have to plug it in.
01:25:27.000That's how we're gonna get our nutrients.
01:25:28.000Our nutrients are gonna be delivered through our car seats.
01:25:31.000As we drive to work, we're going to get nutrients.
01:25:33.000You're going to drive to work naked, and the nutrients are going to just be absorbed by your body skin.
01:27:01.000If you brought that thing back in time, if you brought that thing, just a simple-ass stupid lava lamp, if you brought that back in time and showed someone from King Arthur's time, they'd kill you.
01:28:26.000Do you remember the Thomas Edison experiments they did when Thomas Edison was trying to warn people against the effects of alternating current?
01:28:49.000Thomas Edison, interesting cat, because obviously great genius and inventor and responsible for a lot of pretty incredible things, but also was doing battle with the concepts that were being endorsed by other scientists, like even Nikola Tesla,
01:29:32.0001903. 1903. So this is when people were just starting to figure out what the fuck electricity could do.
01:29:39.000And they have this elephant chained up, and Thomas Edison's like, look, I'm going to show you guys what happens if you don't fucking listen to me!
01:29:48.000So he did this just to disprove the other guys.
01:30:51.000Do you imagine if someone tried to prove something?
01:30:53.000If they tried to prove, you know, we are on the verge of wireless electricity, ladies and gentlemen, in order to tell you what is wrong with wireless electricity.
01:31:03.000Here's, you know, Marty McFuckface, and Marty McFuckface, the scientist, shows us.
01:31:08.000Here we are in Times Square, ladies and gentlemen.
01:35:14.000The only great thing about that is, you know when you call somebody out, She was calling him out on national television, and his defense instincts kicked in.
01:35:25.000Or when she said, she was like, he realized they're probably just having a nice chat.
01:35:29.000She brings that up, and he was like, immediately, his face changed.
01:35:33.000Then he goes, yeah, I haven't changed my position on that.
01:35:35.000He was really like, I'm going to do battle with you now.
01:35:43.000I think he's just really confident, and I think he believes in what he's saying, and he thinks that Barbara Walters is trying to catch him and expose that and have him back down.
01:35:55.000I'm just like, I'm not gonna back down.
01:36:39.000Because we all have been there before where you break up with someone and you're like, it's over and it's like fucking devastating and it's heartbreaking.
01:36:46.000And then one day you run into them and it might be just a month later or two months later or whatever.
01:36:50.000Maybe you both have dated other people, whatever.
01:37:17.000Having all these emotions run through your head, having all these bad feelings, but then having them all slow down and relax, and time puts things into perspective.
01:37:27.000And then you see each other then, and you're like, ugh, what the fuck?
01:37:30.000And all you can think of then is the good times.
01:37:32.000It's real hard to think about these really stupid, petty, bad times in relationships once the relationship is over.
01:37:39.000You really mostly just think about the good stuff about that person.
01:40:17.000Yeah, I've heard people talk about what pot does to them, and I'm like, okay, I don't know what's going on in your head, but that's not me.
01:40:47.000I mean, there's people that are the worst drunks ever, that are super nice people, and there's also people that they have a couple of drinks and they just become friendlier.
01:42:00.000And the idea is that treating a peanut allergy with oral immunotherapy changes the DNA of the patient's immune cells.
01:42:08.000According to a new study, the DNA change could serve as the basis for a simple blood test to monitor long-term effectiveness of the allergy therapy.
01:43:31.000And then they talked about him going...
01:43:33.000I remember reading about him going to get help, like, I want to say within the last year to do something, you know, like some type of rehab thing in the last year.
01:43:42.000And then, yeah, that's really a bummer, man.
01:43:45.000Well, the thing about him, too, is he died with a needle in his arm.
01:44:09.000Well, I think that some of the people that are able to encapsulate those incredible characters, they're able to fit themselves into those characters...
01:44:18.000A lot of those people are fucking crazy, like Robert Downey Jr., you know, crazy, you know, would go off on wild benders and drugs.
01:44:26.000There's a lot of those people that are, like, really good at acting that are sort of attracted to that.
01:45:24.000I know one guy very well that died from pills.
01:45:27.000I know one guy very close to my family who fucked up his entire life on pills, and he's still a mess, and he used to be a great guy, and he's just a wreck.
01:46:02.000Yeah, and there's people that can function, and there's people that actually probably never get to the point where they're not able to function.
01:46:09.000You know, there's people that can keep it in check, but I think for the most part, it just goes downhill for you.
01:46:16.000Well, one of the problems with these pill people is that they're not even trying to get high.
01:46:43.000I mean, I know somebody who had a bad drinking problem and would like, when it went into, you know, withdrawal, would drink never really to get drunk.
01:46:53.000It was because he was such an alcoholic that, you know, he would drink just to not be shaking and sweating.
01:47:02.000Yeah, that's one I don't understand because I've had many drinks.
01:48:08.000When you used to hang out more locally at comedy clubs every night, you used to probably go through that where you're at a club every single night.
01:49:45.000I mean, a few weeks ago, I had a few drinks, and I really feel like it took me totally to recover, was like 48, 72 hours, to feel 100% better.
01:50:20.000But you know what's funny about that whole feminist thing is that they're saying that that works the other way around, too, with women and men.
01:50:25.000That if the man is drunk and the woman is sober, the woman is raping the man.
01:51:32.000Whether the man has limited inhibitions or not, that man wants to have sex.
01:51:38.000If a guy comes to your house, it's like if a guy goes to a bar, gets drunk, take a cab to your house, let's make it a responsible story, the guy takes a cab to your house and you throw him on the bed and fuck him.
01:51:54.000And pretending that it is, because you don't want women to be taken advantage of, and they'll compare it to like Steubenville, like the girl who was, she was so drunk that she was unconscious and these guys raped her.
01:52:09.000Unbelievably horrible and disgusting and it's a crime and it's evil.
01:52:13.000Because saying that a man being drunk, having sex with a woman is that man being raped, diminishes the impact of what's horrible about something like Steubenville.
01:52:34.000Anyone who's had any experience, anyone who's a man, by the way, who's a heterosexual man, who knows what it's like to have a couple of drinks and want to go have sex.
01:52:43.000Like, the idea that that is somehow or another rape, because you went over someone who obviously you like, you obviously like this person, you most likely have had sex with them before, you go over to their house.
01:52:56.000I would even argue that if you're a man and you took a cab to that woman's house and she handcuffed you to a bed and blindfolded you and put a ball gag in your mouth and fucked you, that you also had a good time.
01:53:08.000Like, it wasn't something that you were fighting, you know?
01:53:53.000The only thing that can be really crazy is if, okay, here's a scenario.
01:53:57.000Some sort of a survival situation where you're fleeing the country and you have your friend's wife with you and you have to stay in a hotel together because there's only enough money for one hotel room and just going to get some sleep and then get on the road.
01:54:12.000You're like, I'll sleep on the floor, you take the bed, and then while you're sleeping, you wake up and she's sucking your dick.
01:54:16.000You're like, okay, you just fucking ruined my life.
01:55:28.000So, like, if you have sex with someone who can make good decisions and it's two drinks in, the idea that you say that's rape, you're a crazy person.
01:55:36.000You're a person who's dangerous because you're fucking up the whole idea and argument, the whole conversation about alcohol intoxication.
01:55:44.000You're ruining it by being unreasonable.
01:55:46.000By taking this hard, rigid stance, you diminish the effect of something like Steubenville, where they are getting someone so fucked up and taking advantage of someone who's so fucked up.
01:55:57.000Yeah, and the way to kind of state your position is, are you going to look at those two and say they're equivalent?
01:56:03.000If you say they're equivalent, then okay, I guess we have your point of view on the severity of each of them.
01:56:11.000But I think a reasonable person looks at those and you realize that they're not, so it's kind of ridiculous.
01:56:15.000Well, it's a completely illogical stance to take.
01:56:54.000So the idea that people say that that's rape because of whatever, because you want to push this ridiculous progressive agenda and this idea that anyone having a couple of drinks is somehow or another so incapacitated that they're like a child,
01:57:12.000Yeah, I guess they're not making the distinction that there's a difference between a woman choosing to have drinks and go have sex and a woman who has had too many drinks and someone is taking advantage of her.
01:57:27.000I mean, they're two totally different things.
01:57:29.000Well, not only that, there's also the woman and the man.
01:57:32.000If they're both drinking, then what happens?
01:57:34.000The woman is almost always in the clear.
01:57:50.000And the girl could say, oh, I got too drunk to consent, and then, you know, Tumblr talk, progressive think, everybody's like, oh, it is rape to have sex with someone who's drinking.
01:57:58.000No, no, it's rape sometimes to have sex with someone who's drinking.
01:58:02.000To say that you're not responsible for your own actions sexually, but you are when you're driving a car, you are when, you know, you assault someone, you know, you're responsible.
01:58:11.000If you kick someone's ass and hurt them, and you're like, I'm so sorry, I was drunk.
01:58:21.000You know, if your girlfriend comes home and she's hammered and she beats the fuck out of you and hits you over the head with a hammer and you go to the hospital, your fucking head's gashed open.
01:58:31.000So I'm not responsible for that violence.
01:58:33.000But if she comes over your house and she's drunk and she fucks you, Then you're a rapist, because you didn't take into account the fact that she's not responsible for our actions, because she's had a couple of drinks.
01:58:49.000It's so illogical, and they're so rigid on this because they want to support 100% women and women's rights and the idea of not supporting rape culture, the idea of diminishing rape in society.
01:59:01.000But by being so rigid and by being preposterous and illogical, you ruin the whole discussion because we're on your side.
01:59:10.000You and I are 100% on their side as far as someone being drunk and you take advantage of that person.
01:59:55.000That's the only thing you can prove, for sure, that's bad for your body.
01:59:58.000It's just one of those weird things, man.
02:00:01.000Where people who are intelligent, who have good intentions, and there's good meaning behind what they're trying to do, they fuck it all up with their ego, and they fuck it all up with their rigid thinking, and they fuck it all up because they're not being open and objective about the entire discussion of the situation.
02:00:17.000Yeah, it's the same thing, I feel like, with judging people as black and white.
02:00:22.000I feel like most people are more complicated and have varying degrees of good and bad.
02:00:36.000Someone was talking about stand-up comics, and they were saying that comedy clubs are filled with angry men, and that's what comedy clubs are.
02:02:04.000I was going to say that is that people also assume that...
02:02:08.000They'll say the anger with respect to, like, somebody doing something on stage, and they'll have no idea that that person's not like that offstage, that that's a heightened, you know, version of themselves for their act.
02:02:23.000It's like, you know, like, Brian Holtzman, who's one of my favorite comedians, and for some, whatever reason, just never really caught on with people.
02:02:31.000He used to, his whole act was this angry man...
02:02:35.000Who would say cruel, evil shit, and we would be dying laughing.
02:03:09.000You had to be there to see it happen when the tension was in the room, because it was like two weeks after that woman drowned her kids, you know?
02:04:11.000It ruins the whole idea of trying to make people, or at least diminishes the whole idea, of trying to make people nice in real life when they really mean it and really care.
02:04:23.000Instead, you're focusing on when they don't mean it and they're joking around.
02:04:27.000And the idea that somehow or another that joking around fuels the actual act...
02:04:32.000The actual act of violence or the actual act of rape or the actual act of anything evil or mean because joking around about it somehow or another gives a green light?
02:04:46.000If you have a problem with rape or if you have a problem with violence, if you have a problem with assaults, do something that remedies the root cause of that, and you'll find that it's not jokes.
02:05:21.000But it's a lot of that progressive mindset, this progressive black and white mindset, this left-wing liberal mindset that it ruins those discussions.
02:05:49.000But we're on your side and you're making us look like there's something wrong with us because we want to drink and fuck.
02:05:56.000You're making us look like there's something wrong with us because we enjoy a ridiculous joke that someone doesn't really mean, that's really cruel and nasty.
02:06:29.000When people write blogs, like super progressive people, when they write blogs, if they talk about rape or anything, violence or crime, they will put trigger warning in there.
02:06:40.000A trigger warning to let you know that something horrible is coming up.
02:06:45.000And it might trigger post-traumatic stress.
02:06:49.000Say if you got beat up and robbed and someone's writing about a robbery, they'll put trigger warning in the title or trigger warning in the thing and then explain what they're talking about so that you get warned that they're going to talk about assault or you get warned that they're going to talk about rape or sexual aggression or whatever the fuck it is.
02:07:10.000It's a fascinating aspect of our society that you want to protect people From just even thinking about something that might have happened to them that's bad.
02:07:20.000Yeah, so that subject, whatever that subject is, is either off limits or severely limited because of the fact that someone actually has been victimized in real life.
02:07:28.000That's kind of really ridiculous to me.
02:07:31.000Well, I mean, because you don't get trigger warnings when you're not doing it.
02:07:35.000Aside from reading that fucking blog...
02:07:37.000There's no trigger warnings on signs when you walk down the street.
02:07:40.000There's no trigger warnings that when you have a conversation with somebody who you might not know well, they're not going to be like, real quick, in a moment, I'm going to bring up fighting.
02:08:24.000If you've experienced any violent crime in your life, you know it's a horrible, horrific, traumatic event.
02:08:30.000Post-traumatic stress from crime victims is huge.
02:08:33.000Yet every show on television that's a drama, like a huge percentage of them, it's probably like 30% of all nighttime dramas are based on crime.
02:10:21.000Yeah, but we were at the sink, and the dude was washing his hands, and he caught a monster fart.
02:10:26.000And I told Tommy about it, and I was like, dude, this guy, he broke the rules.
02:10:32.000Yeah, I walked out just before this happened.
02:10:33.000I unfortunately missed the incident, but you said it immediately.
02:10:37.000And I kept wrapping my head around it, and I think what I've come to the conclusion is Is that if you do that, all I'm looking for is for you to acknowledge it.
02:11:46.000And then we're trying to figure out what kind of farts girls cut when they're in the bathroom and whether or not they wash their hands and fart on each other.
02:13:31.000You're not allowed to do what you want to do.
02:13:33.000You know, like if a woman wants to go out and fuck a bunch of different guys, like if a woman wants to fuck two guys in a night, she's a terrible person.
02:13:41.000Like, if you find out about that, oh my god, she went to this guy's house, she fucked him, then she left, then she went to this other guy's house and fucked him.
02:17:03.000As soon as I sat down, I wanted to go to sleep, and I was like, I gotta take a shit.
02:17:06.000And it was during takeoff, so then you're waiting for it to hit 10,000 feet, and then you're waiting for them to turn the seatbelt sign off.
02:17:14.000And I go in there, and I'm like, this is gonna be, this is like a fucking marathon shit.
02:17:36.000You know, like, when you're taking a shit, like, you have that feeling, that weird feeling, like, I smell a shit, or I feel a shit brewing.
02:19:44.000Glass went through your neck, shit was in your eyeballs, and you died knowing that shit was all over your face and feeling the hot blood rush out of your neck.
02:19:56.000I think that it would be much more interesting to watch Diaz shit than some model.
02:20:00.000I'd like to see him have explosive diarrhea on a glass table.
02:20:03.000Well, I would like to see a girl who's, like, addicted to stimulants, like, who's trying to be really skinny, and just how little she actually shits in a day.
02:20:42.000I think as an art exhibit, we were talking about art a lot this weekend, it'd be great to set up a live exhibit.
02:20:47.000I've always thought of this, where you have like 10 people...
02:20:50.00050 feet up, and they're butt naked, and they have different body types, and they're sitting on glass toilets with glass tubes coming down, and then the exhibit is you walk around and they all shit at the same time.
02:23:33.000Well, the best part I was fascinated with is that if they get that out there, they cede the stuff to these important people, and then they make sure that the people that were gifted show up to the gallery so that when other people with money are there,
02:23:49.000that person's like, yeah, I have one of those.
02:23:52.000And they're like, oh shit, you have one of those?
02:23:58.000Yeah, and it's kind of the fear, I think, the base of the fear.
02:24:04.000Yeah, yeah, as we talked about this, Exit Through the Gift Shop is exactly kind of the same mentality where the guy who was documenting Banksy was like, I'll be an artist.
02:24:17.000Yeah, yeah, and he makes crazy money, and there's no history of him, there's no origin of work being built.
02:24:26.000It was just one day, it was like, here's a bunch of work, here's an overwhelming amount of work that I kind of didn't really create, and then everybody was willing to...
02:24:43.000It's like, okay, how many times have there been a Comedy Central special, and you'll see the Comedy Central special coming up, and they'll have a bunch of people that are...
02:28:37.000Well, the idea of being a critic, too.
02:28:39.000There's only one reason why people become critics.
02:28:42.000It's because they don't have anything to contribute.
02:28:46.000There's no critics that are critics because, you know, I'm brilliant at writing books, and I'm amazing at doing paintings and art, but what I really like to do is judge other people's shit.
02:30:00.000Co-written with Roger Ebert for 20th Century Fox.
02:30:02.000See, you can't criticize that, though.
02:30:04.000Because unless you know who the other person is, and unless you know what Roger's contributions were, you know?
02:30:10.000I mean, he was a part of a dogshit movie, but I've been a part of dogshit shows.
02:30:14.000You know, there's a lot of those things that we did on The Man Show that were dogshit.
02:30:18.000But if you know about the behind-the-scenes struggles to even get dogshit made, you'd realize how difficult it is to have something represent what you wanted to do.
02:30:28.000Especially if it was like his first movie he tried to make.
02:30:30.000Who knows how many people were involved in this?
02:30:32.000Who knows how high on coke the producers were?
02:30:34.000Who knows how fucking crazy the actors were?
02:31:14.000The standards and practice people say, you can't say this, you can't say that, change it to this, and that waters it down, but it's good enough, let's do it anyway.
02:31:28.000You imagine this as a representation of what he wants, but you don't know that he's actually, I mean, getting on exactly what he wants all the time, right?
02:31:37.000Yeah, which is the beautiful thing about podcasts and the beautiful thing about stand-up is you don't have to have something in it that you don't like.
02:31:43.000Yeah, it could be exactly what you want.
02:31:45.000It's a limited amount of people who are involved.
02:31:48.000The smaller the number, the purer the vision or the purer the product of what you're doing from one source...
02:31:56.000It's weird when you get like giant groups of people that are like All voting and deciding on what should be on a movie.
02:32:03.000Putting their input on how a TV show should be.
02:32:40.000It's one fucking guy, and Matt Stone is involved in it as well, and all the writers are involved as well, but without having this one guy, if you've watched that one-hour thing that they did, what was it called?
02:32:57.000Yeah, really fascinating because you get to see his process, the creative process, how many other people input things and what's involved in the creating of things.
02:33:07.000But their show is so successful and so awesome that Comedy Central just leaves it alone.
02:34:12.000On a network, you know, because every spot that they have is valuable.
02:34:17.000Every slot, every 30-minute slot, especially during prime time, it's extremely valuable.
02:34:24.000It's worth so much to have those things there that they have to be real careful because if it's a hit, they can make so much money in advertising.
02:34:32.000If you have a new Chappelle show and it becomes a new cultural icon sort of a thing, oh my God, it's worth money.
02:34:48.000That's the one you want to walk away from and leave alone the most.
02:34:51.000When we did Opie and Anthony on Friday, they were talking about that, about radio being sort of ruined because of all this input that now...
02:35:00.000All these restrictions, you can't just be wild anymore.
02:35:04.000You can't just do what you actually want to do, say what you actually want to say.
02:35:07.000You've got to worry about being suspended.
02:35:08.000You've got to worry about being fined.
02:35:10.000Even on satellite radio, they were still fined.
02:35:14.000Yeah, and they have taboo topics like, just don't even bring this up ever.
02:35:49.000Wasn't that, let's see, Opie and Anthony suspended from satellite radio.
02:35:52.000I know that the Playboy radio on Sirius Radio, which is now, I think, Vivid Radio, they used to have, up to like a month ago, they had these rules that you weren't allowed to talk about incest, you weren't allowed to talk about drugs, including marijuana, you weren't allowed to talk about all this shit, and it's like, wait, this is Playboy radio,
02:37:14.000If it wasn't for them, though, I would have never done this.
02:37:17.000You know, and we'd never done it this way either.
02:37:19.000Because every other show that I ever did, every other radio show that I ever did, was always like real structured.
02:37:25.000Like you would go in there, they would have their bits, they would have their news guy that would interrupt every 15 minutes, they would do their traffic thing, they had all this stuff that you had to go through and do.
02:37:34.000But when you do Opie and Anthony, you would just sit there and hang out with them.
02:37:37.000It was just a loose, open, hang conversation.
02:37:41.000And it was so much more fun to do that way.
02:37:44.000And I remember doing it thinking, God damn, this is the way to do it.
02:37:48.000Why don't they fucking do this on every radio show?
02:37:50.000You still will sometimes, every once in a while...
02:37:53.000We'll stop in and do radio somewhere else, right?
02:37:56.000In a certain town, will you still give them aside from O&A or no?
02:38:00.000I think I do O&A and Kevin& Bean regularly.
02:38:06.000Sometimes I'll call in to another station, but there's not that many of them anymore.
02:38:11.000These disc jockeys have been all choked out.
02:38:14.000They've been choked out by Jack TV or Jack Radio.
02:38:17.000All right, all the pre-programmed stuff.
02:38:20.000I tell you, that Jack Radio is pretty sweet, though.
02:38:26.000There's no radio personalities in the point.
02:38:29.000So those morning radio shows are all just choked out.
02:38:32.000Some radio is so, so goddamn awful to do stuff.
02:38:34.000Yeah, but if you want good music and you don't want To listen to fucking idiots babble, which is a lot of what you get on those morning shows.
02:39:00.000You know, and then when the restrictions came down and they had to be as generic and as politician-like as possible, you got this top 40 nonsense where you have people who talk like this.
02:39:11.000Our next guest, you know, you're talking in some weird fake robot voice.
02:39:16.000You're plugging into this system and doing, you know, what's expected of you and there's no individuality to it.
02:39:26.000It's too restrictive an environment for creativity.
02:39:30.000That's why when a guy like Howard Stern came along, it was just like he blew the roof off of the business because all of a sudden a guy came along that wasn't scared to take on controversial stances, to say outrageous shit, to say really funny things,
02:39:47.000and to try to entertain people in this really bold and crazy way.
02:39:57.000Yeah, that was also a strategy I didn't know.
02:40:00.000But it was like, when he was new in a market, a radio guy was telling me that, like, if he came into a new market, the first thing he would always do is attack that guy's show so that, like, he was playing in a new city and the former number one show...
02:40:18.000Would be being made fun of on Howard's show, so that listeners would be like, oh shit, he's making fun of this guy, and create that buzz in that new city, right?
02:40:28.000It creates drama in the new city, and then people are either saying, you know what, he's right, this show is fucking lame that we've been listening to, or he would pull the people that were going to like him anyways from that new city, and then either it worked out or it didn't.
02:40:44.000And it's low fruit anyway because a lot of them really do suck.
02:41:19.000And so they would play these radio and pause them and just crush them and just go off on them for like 10 minutes and then come back to them and let them play some more and then crush them some more.
02:41:29.000Imagine how brutal, like if you're that guy and you hear that, it's so fucking terrible.
02:41:33.000You find out that ONA got a hold of your radio show today for Jocktober and then the pests get a hold of you.
02:42:23.000I'm not even going to bother mentioning because I think it was actually someone who was like one of the sound guys from the podcast told people to do this, told people to send some hate our way.
02:42:31.000And I got all these fucking angry people on Twitter that were angry that this other show didn't win.
02:42:38.000And, look, you know, first of all, I think contests are stupid, okay?
02:42:44.000I'm glad that people like the show, but I don't give a fuck if we won a contest.
02:42:56.000But if you're going after someone else for winning something, and somehow or another, you know, you think it takes away from the show that you like, you're a fucking idiot.
02:43:15.000And just reading it, it was like, this is so stupid.
02:43:18.000You don't have to like a show, but if you're mad that your show didn't win and another show did, you're a fucking dunce to just go out and push a bunch of hate.
02:43:27.000All that means is that the show that you represent, the show that you like...
02:43:48.000I'm constantly telling people about other podcasts that I love, whether it's Hardcore History with Dan Carlin or whether it's Danielle Belele, Danielle Belele's podcast or Tom Segura's podcast or whether it's anybody, Joey Diaz, Ari Shafir,
02:44:04.000we constantly promote people's podcasts when they come on.
02:44:07.000When Cara Santa Maria was on here the other day, I was telling her, start a podcast.
02:45:26.000If there's someone out there that wins some Stitcher Award or some iTunes Award or something like that and we didn't, I'll listen to it because I want to know if it's good.
02:45:36.000Maybe I'll find it enjoyable and it'll be something I can listen to on a plane sometime and have a good time.
02:45:41.000I'm really sorry we got our listeners to send you that hate man.
02:47:49.000Towards the end of the fight, he looked like he was going to get him again.
02:47:52.000Well, he had him in a north-south choke, too, for a while.
02:47:54.000He burnt his arm out in the first round because he was trying to choke him out with that north-south choke.
02:47:59.000So he had him on the ground, had a dominant position, had a choke, couldn't finish the choke, and then they got up and were fucking slinging knuckles at each other.
02:53:03.000He kind of admitted to it, that he was worried because he had lost two fights in a row, and he wanted to make sure he played it safe and got the win.
02:53:08.000By the way, was it Trujillo that you asked something like...
02:53:45.000I love that it's growing and expanding and that you have these shows now and all these people know all the stuff that you guys talk about on a regular basis so they're really into it.
02:54:43.000And even though over 1,000 people had to get upstairs through two elevators, we mentioned at the beginning of the show that we're going to start late because of that.
02:54:51.000And everybody cheered and they were happy.
02:54:53.000And we got everybody seated before the show started.