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00:01:26.000I know it's not manly to love flowers, but I do love flowers.
00:03:51.000Some people want people to buy them shit.
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00:04:06.000I would like that even more than someone going to a fucking store where someone's been raising these things.
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00:17:42.000He drove into it with buses and these tunnels, and then they had oxygen machines, and they were setting up a whole colony in there where they were going to grow food.
00:17:51.000This is where they were going to store their supplies.
00:17:53.000This is where they were going to have their recreation room, and they were going to have a daycare there.
00:17:58.000This one dude was, I think, basically thinking about getting together a group of women and fucking them all and killing off the husbands.
00:18:28.000I can wear this eye patch and look hardcore.
00:18:31.000It's hard as fuck to trick people in 2014. If you go making some shit up and starting some new religion and then they go, well, let me Google search this guy.
00:18:41.000And you Google him, he's a fucking con man.
00:21:04.000I'm not saying that he was a great guy and he should still be around running his cult, but the way to handle it might not be smashing buildings, tanks, shooting fire, and killing, and cooking kids.
00:22:30.000It's interesting because I had seen like Bill Hicks used to have a bit on it, you know, about the United States were liars and murderers because you could watch the video of them rolling tanks through these buildings and blowing fire out of the end of the tanks.
00:24:10.000David Koresh tells the truth about Waco.
00:24:13.000This is a video of them right before the feds stormed the building and cooked everybody.
00:24:21.000It was the most entertaining thing Waco has ever seen, I'm sure.
00:24:24.000Well, you know, a lot of people went down there when the standoff was going on, and they were, like, hanging out with the cops, like, watching.
00:25:31.000Bringing these tanks and stuff around here, I tell you what, being an American first, I'm the kind of guy that I'll stand in front of a tank, you can run over me, He's awesome.
00:26:48.000Because this ain't America anymore when the ATF has that kind of power to come into anybody's home and kick doors down and things like that.
00:27:20.000You know, but even, there's always a question, if there's any question whatsoever, the kids or women are involved, damn you, I tell you what, you keep your damn gun in your holster.
00:27:32.000You send a couple of big, brave, Invincible kind of men, you let them knock on the door.
00:27:37.000If they're so damn involved to where they can risk their lives with the name of the wall, then send them up bulletproof, put them in some kind of knight armor or whatever, and let them knock on the door and ask the questions first.
00:27:52.000But no one's going to expect me, when they come busting in on my door with guns drawn and pointed in the air, and someone fired me, that I'm going to lay down and die for anybody.
00:28:07.000Part of what he's saying, you shouldn't come in to people's houses if you have any questions with guns drawn, if there's women and children.
00:28:39.000Okay, if a guy, let's say there's some guy, some slick-talking guy, and he finds some sad girls, and the two girls live with him, and he has this harem of these two girls, his two girlfriends.
00:28:49.000He takes them everywhere, and they make a show of it Hugh Hefner style.
00:29:24.000What if you have 30 of them, and it's you and your five friends, and you all swap wives, and you live in a place, and you're gun enthusiasts?
00:29:32.000Then you're getting into the learning channel right now.
00:31:09.000But if it was just you living with a couple of dudes, partying it up all the time, no one would say shit.
00:31:14.000If three guys share a house and they just have parties all the time and they like to go dancing and they like to eat and go drink and bring people home and have more parties, nobody gives a fuck.
00:31:24.000Yeah, that's just called Palm Springs.
00:32:02.000That's what everyone's doing these days.
00:32:03.000There's a great story about these CIA agents that got arrested because the DEA thought that they were growing weed and they were actually growing tomatoes.
00:32:18.000No, the scanner, they have those in Denver now, but apparently they're being ruled unconstitutional or there's some sort of a dispute about them.
00:32:25.000No, these are some things they use outside to find out how much electricity the house is using.
00:35:37.000Even if you have those waterbeds that have baffles in them, like a lot of them have baffles in them, so they only wiggle a little, it's not quite the same.
00:35:44.000Once you get a good fuck on and like a real solid bed, like a Tempur-Pedic, one that's got a good fucking give to it.
00:37:37.000It's a disaster, and you gotta fucking do something quick, because the apartment's gonna fill up with water, and it's gonna go through the floor, and if you're above somebody, you're there for- Oh, shit.
00:42:47.000There's a guy in Hollywood who does a thing like it's a Hollywood night angel program or something because a lot of kids in Hollywood who move out here and they're homeless and their dreams aren't working out, whatever.
00:42:59.000They just start doing it and this guy goes around and helps them, gives them shoes, all that kind of stuff.
00:43:06.000It's a huge epidemic in Hollywood, and I'm pretty sure everywhere else, but I could never do that.
00:43:12.000I could never do that or heroin or any of that stuff.
00:43:16.000It's a huge epidemic all over the country, meth.
00:43:41.000In order to make an effective piece of fiction, you've got to make it a little crazy and exciting.
00:43:47.000But the weird thing about meth is it's so goddamn popular that they decided to make fake versions of meth and call them bath salts and sell that.
00:44:26.000And donk is, you know, whatever the chemical composition for donk is.
00:44:31.000If they just add, and then the government makes donk illegal, if you just add an oxygen molecule to donk, even though it still fucks you up beyond repair, it's not donk anymore.
00:44:40.000Because now it's got this other thing.
00:44:43.000So chemically speaking, it's a different thing.
00:45:26.000And there's some fake weed that has like some psychoactive effect apparently, but it doesn't feel like weed and it's really shitty, like spice or whatever the fuck that stuff is.
00:46:32.000When they test a drug, like say if it's acid or LSD or mushrooms or MDMA, they have a thing called the LD50. And the LD50 is lethal dose for 50% of the population.
00:46:47.000So say if they gave all of us in this room 1,000 milligrams, whatever the fuck it is, if it kills two of us, That's LD50. That's the dosage that, like, 50% of the people are gonna fucking die.
00:54:01.000That's one of the reasons why it's so funny, because human hubris and folly, and people just being dumbasses, Some of the most amusing stuff for us.
00:54:30.000I'll see three-year-olds with iPads and iPhone 5s and stuff, and I'm just like, whoa.
00:54:35.000Did you see that history and pictures thing that was going around the internet a couple of days ago with all the people on the train with their newspapers in front of them?
00:55:01.000How fucked must it have been back then to get your news from some stupid piece of paper that William Randolph Hearst edited?
00:55:07.000I mean, that's how marijuana became illegal in the first place, because William Randolph Hearst got a hold of this idea to stop marijuana, stop hemp production from being made after they invented a thing called the decorticator.
00:55:20.000I mean, William Randolph Hearst, who ran the fucking newspapers, these people right here, they're probably reading 80% bullshit.
00:55:27.000They're like, hmm, well, the New York Times today, I read it.
00:58:03.000Well, pretty much what it is, is it's VCR head cleaner.
00:58:07.000And it's like, if you go into any shop, like a sex shop, or like a, like, yeah, like if you go into like, I won't even say, I don't know if I can name businesses, but like any sort of like novelty sex store or something like that,
00:58:25.000they will have at the very front case, they'll have these little vials.
00:58:30.000And sometimes they'll be like, oh, VCR cleaner.
00:58:32.000Because we all know, we all still own VCRs.
00:58:55.000I've done it, I did it like once or twice, but it's one of those things where it's like you do it and it's like there's this crazy head rush and your body just gets like really, really hot.
00:59:04.000And it only lasts for like 10 seconds.
01:01:36.000They did this Super Bowl commercial where they played America the Beautiful and they sang America the Beautiful and did it in different languages.
01:01:42.000They did it in Spanish, they did it in, like, Hindu, they did it in, like, you know, all these different languages because that's what America is.
01:01:51.000And you get all these crazy people who are just like, this is my country!
01:03:55.000There's just like websites and stuff now that are not like buzzfeed and they're just like look at these are the reactions from like horrible people.
01:05:34.000There's going to be a lot of stupidity that comes along with the tipping point, like massive oversensitivity, massive overreactions to things, especially when people are joking around about things.
01:05:47.000Yeah, but ultimately I think like the climate is way different people way more sensitive to things now than they were Just a few decades ago definitely more than even really even more than just a few years ago, you know, it's It's changed changed quite a bit and I think a lot of that is just the exposure to different people on the internet and when people Yeah.
01:08:01.000It's like, oh, you like MMA? Okay, well, I'm going to go.
01:08:07.000You know, it's like, not that that's the same thing, but it's one of those things I'm like, what I like is when I get off stage, it's like, I get guys, I'll get like the Bro dudes who are just like, oh man, that was funny.
01:08:35.000What you're saying is that someone who has a problem with you being gay, who gives a fuck?
01:08:40.000You want to talk to them in the first place, right?
01:08:42.000Oh, you have a problem with You know, a black comic, or you have a problem with a Jew comic, or a female comic, or, you know, whatever.
01:08:48.000It's like, you just have a problem, you just need to go home and look at yourself in the mirror and take a nice hot bath and listen to some Sade.
01:08:54.000Do you find the comics, like, are more accepting than regular people, like, generally?
01:12:47.000I mean, this was back, this was like the early 2000s, so it was like, it was a different time, but at the same time, it was, I didn't have to worry about like, you know, I feel bad for kids today with like, the cyberbullying and the,
01:13:04.000Like, I have stuff online, like, You know, from the laugh actor or whatever, and it'll be like, you'll have that one that's just like, fag, kill yourself.
01:13:46.000I need to figure out, you know, but I couldn't imagine what it would be like to, like, want to be something that you're not, or not want people to know who you are.
01:13:57.000It was one of those things, and I didn't have like a, my family would never really, like, talked about sex.
01:14:03.000And I grew up in Texas, and it was one of those.
01:14:08.000And, um, I just remember, it was very religious, like, we didn't talk about masturbation, it was always like, you know, it was like, sex ed was all about, like, put a condom on and, like, everyone giggled and, like, you know, it was, uh, I think my sex talk even was, like, My mom just being like,
01:14:24.000no, a guy puts his penis in a vagina and it feels real good.
01:16:47.000I couldn't say that, but I couldn't do that.
01:16:51.000That David Koresh video was enough for me because I just kept hearing the babies and the women crying in the background, and I was like, I talked to a dude who told me there's some gay shit going on on a Navy boat.
01:17:03.000He said there was a lot of gay shit going on in boats.
01:18:41.000My friend Drew Droege and Jason Looney, myself, my friend Jeremy, did the spoof.
01:18:49.000If you haven't seen that show Looking, it's on HBO and it's getting a lot of heat because everyone's like, oh, this is stupid and this isn't how gay people are represented in San Francisco.
01:19:07.000Yeah, I mean, that was more, I think, extreme, because it showed, I mean, it was very, it was very, very, very, very sexual, and yeah, dancing, and drugs, and, but it was, the characters were great.
01:19:19.000Hal Sparks was one of the guys on there.
01:19:20.000Yeah, and Hal Sparks is straight, which is fascinating.
01:19:41.000Enough information has been transmitted.
01:19:43.000It's the beautiful thing about human language.
01:19:45.000Human language has a lot of subtlety to it.
01:19:49.000So one of the things that I find so offensive about people pretending that jokes are statements is because just there, what we did, we transferred information very clearly between each other.
01:19:59.000And most people listening know exactly what the fuck you said, and they know that I know that you know what you know.
01:20:29.000Yeah, by a guy that I had on the podcast, and I fucking told him to his face that I don't think it's a conspiracy, and he's still writing that I think it's a conspiracy.
01:20:40.000Is that like the Illuminati of conspiracy theorists?
01:20:42.000No, it's just a convenient one because obviously it was a conspiracy to commit the crimes that were committed.
01:20:50.000It was a conspiracy to fly planes into buildings, for sure.
01:20:53.000Someone conspired, they took over airliners, they hijacked them, they flew them into buildings.
01:20:59.000That alone, no matter who did it, Whether it was the government or whether it was Saudi Arabia, whether it was the Al-Qaeda and the Taliban, whoever did it, it was a conspiracy, 100%.
01:21:11.000Okay, so let's just get that out of the way.
01:21:15.000But the people like the guy who ran out in a post-Super Bowl interview and said, 9-11 was perpetrated by the government, those people are fucking wacky.
01:22:11.000Much more likely than the thousands of people kept their mouths shut about organizing this horrible crime that killed thousands of people and, you know, they made the fucking towers disappear.
01:22:23.000My fucking pot doctor, man, gave me a book.
01:22:27.000I'm going to bring it in because it's so ridiculous.
01:22:29.000He gives me this book about how 9-11 the towers were destroyed using Tesla technology.
01:22:43.000You know, they've tested positive for thermite.
01:22:44.000But the problem is, like, when aluminum melts and all the different particles are inside these infernos, like, you're gonna get thermite-like compounds anyway.
01:22:53.000Right, because it's just burning so hot.
01:22:55.000Well, all that stuff that's in there, like, and there's, like, all these pictures that they point to, these girders cut, you know, you can see the line cut in the girders.
01:23:03.000What they don't understand is that was all cut by welders to clean up the scrap.
01:23:08.000Like, they have before and after pictures of those cuts.
01:23:11.000There's a lot of misinformation and misunderstanding when it comes to a lot of conspiracy theories.
01:23:38.000They weren't playing their instruments.
01:23:40.000The Red Hot Chili Peppers faked the funk.
01:23:42.000I'm sure there's a picture, yeah, that they said that the Red Hot Chili Peppers guitars were not plugged in during the Super Bowl performance.
01:25:22.000I've been at almost all the pay-per-views, almost all of them, and all the Fox shows.
01:25:28.000I haven't been on all the Fox Sports ones.
01:25:30.000I don't do those anymore, but I do virtually every pay-per-view, unless there's something serious going on that I can't do it.
01:25:38.000That's only the second time that's ever happened.
01:25:40.000And to have it happen to a great champion, like arguably the greatest fighter, I've said, the greatest fighter that's ever lived, to have it happen to him, that's pretty crazy.
01:27:16.000Probably the best judo we've ever seen in the UFC. You know, in comparison, like, relative to her weight class and her division, and then her armbar techniques, the best in all of MMA. That bitch is badass, man.
01:30:41.000So if a woman has surgically enhanced breasts, I guess they have to make a deal where the girl, if she's going to fight, you can't punch her tits.
01:33:38.000Former state champion wrestler Jerome Hunt's lawyer says that all but two of the incidents reported happened in the Parker High School wrestling room before the practice during last year's wrestling session.
01:34:18.000This is interesting because the oil check is like a legitimate wrestling move.
01:34:23.000If that's what he's doing, it's like people have been—whether or not you think they should be able to do that, I don't think they should be able to do that.
01:34:29.000But people have been doing that for a long time, like in actual legitimate wrestling.
01:35:09.000But, um, some people, uh, you know, some people who don't know wrestling who found out that this guy's oil-checking people and, you know, maybe being a dick about it.
01:37:35.000I don't know what that kid did, so I'm just talking out of my ass.
01:37:39.000But if the kid did what's in those videos, you better go watch those videos because there's videos of people doing that butt drag or oil check forever.
01:37:47.000It's been going on for as long as there's been wrestling.
01:37:50.000It's just not the most effective thing to do always.
01:42:37.000But that's my friend Drew, who's a funny guy from the Groundlings, and we did an L.A. spoof because of the San Francisco trailer, or the trailer they do for this one.
01:45:21.000I watched that one because that was when he made that rape joke and he was trying to defend it or for it or something like that and you guys just buried him to the ground, didn't you?
01:46:02.000And then, of course, the whole crowd laughs because it's a hilarious thing to say, but this woman wrote a blog, and all these people freaked out.
01:46:19.000And there's all this idea of trigger warnings.
01:46:22.000The real problem with that show wasn't even the two people disagreed.
01:46:26.000It was like his depiction of it afterwards was...
01:46:29.000I think people forget how things actually went sometimes, and then they give their version of it, and then you get to go back and look at the actual words that were said, and then their version of it, and it makes them look deceptive.
01:46:43.000Sometimes it's not even that they're actually deceptive.
01:46:46.000What it is is that there's a lot of people out there that are delusional.
01:46:49.000This Brian Dunning guy that we were talking about that we had that podcast with, his depiction of our podcast and me being a 9-11 truther when I... Clearly said I wasn't.
01:48:01.000Distorted depiction of the actual events and make it so that it favors your point of view and that you were attacked and victimized.
01:48:08.000People have a real problem in this country with people that play the victim role and a lot of people do it by default and they might not even realize they're doing it by default, but they do.
01:48:18.000They go into this, you know, I was victimized, these guys got mad at me because I did this.
01:48:24.000You might have done something annoying.
01:48:26.000And it's also like, why do people relish so being in these disputes and these debates with people where they feel like they're going to lash out and right a wrong?
01:49:38.000I just think that these depictions of this scenario, it's like this very...
01:49:48.000There's, like, this very progressive point of view that is, like, very rigid, and then there's this other point of view that either is, like, super douchey masculine that hates the progressive point of view, and then there's moderates that sort of get lumped into that super douchey macho frame of mind just because they disagree with,
01:50:09.000like, the uber-progressive point of view.
01:50:11.000And I don't think it's that black and white.
01:50:13.000You know, I think especially with something like rape jokes.
01:54:20.000I mean, this was like a huge opportunity for him.
01:54:23.000The fight got stopped early, and he's known as being like a really tough guy that could bounce back, and you know, he just, you could see like he really felt disappointed that the fight ended the way it ended.
01:54:32.000And he was bringing up his teammates, and I said, what about Chad Mendes, who's actually in the wrong weight class?
01:54:38.000He goes, he's in a different weight class.
01:55:07.000I did give the wrong weight class out, which is very unusual for me.
01:55:10.000I'm usually really good at that stuff.
01:55:12.000But, you know, you can only have so much information in your fucking brain, and sometimes it gets shuffled around, and sometimes it gets shuffled around on the fly on television, and you fuck up.
01:55:20.000So I call myself a retard because I'm a self-deprecating person.
01:57:49.000If anybody from the Death Squad family could classify me as an animal, I will go through your choices and establish myself as starting that.
02:00:50.000We had this box attached to dudes' dicks, and the box was, it goes to show you how stupid sensors and standards of practice people are.
02:01:00.000Doug and I, we created this game show called Make Me Hard.
02:01:03.000And the game show was, you would have a box over your dick, and then we'd have a bunch of things happen in front of you, and then we obviously control whether the bulb lights up or not.
02:01:12.000So, like, you know, we have, like, women dancing around, nothing.
02:01:17.000A dude eating a banana, ding, the box goes, like, pretend you got a card on it.
02:02:59.000But the point is, everybody in the audience, before she pulled her dick out, everybody in the audience thought it was the hottest bitch on the planet.
02:03:05.000Beautiful legs and beautiful face, long hair.
02:04:14.000Like, say, if, you know, this guy, and, you know, he's pretending to be straight, maybe he has a few boyfriends, but he says a few homophobic things, trying to throw people off the trail, then is it a green light?
02:05:03.000Everybody's journey is different, whatever, but it's one of those things where it's like, if you've got some demons or you've got some issues and you're coming after my people, and then I know some things, I'm just going to be like, alright, you know.
02:09:46.000Who wants AIDS? In La Jolla this weekend, I was with one of my buddies, and he was showing me, because I'd never really seen Tinder, and it looks so complicated.
02:10:12.000If you're in Ohio, okay, and you want to get your freak on, say you're doing a gig in Columbus, you can just pull up your app and say, do you have a picture of yourself on it?
02:14:22.000There was a period, I mean, there was a time when, I want to say it was like my, it was like 23, I guess, and there was this girl, and I can't believe I've been saying this story.
02:14:39.000She, like, we had this thing, like, it was this kind of, like, affair, if you will.
02:14:45.000Like, she was engaged, and, yeah, and so, like, it was...
02:14:52.000Yeah, and we had a good time, and it was one of those things where she would tell me, she's like, you're not gay, you're doing this too well, and you're playing with my heart.
02:21:17.000That would be speculative, but it's fairly common.
02:21:20.000Yeah, I want to say, like, for instance, I was in San Diego this past weekend, and it was like, I was like, where are all the black people?
02:25:13.000The threat of violence is still violence.
02:25:16.000I'm saying it wasn't physical and that's the thing that was scary because he made me walk I was in such shock that he robbed me and then started walking down the street that I needed to walk down, so I'm following him.
02:25:29.000And he turns around, he's like, what are you doing?
02:28:42.000It's the only thing that's going to save us.
02:28:43.000We have to realize that these ideas that we have, like fighting over Various ideologies, you know, politics, the way, you know, conservative versus liberal, white versus black, all that stuff is so fucking stupid.
02:28:58.000I think that one day we're going to realize that our only problem in this life is people who are assholes.
02:30:58.000I talked to a guy who was a former senator on my TV show, on the sci-fi show, who was telling me all about Area 51, all the evidence in Area 51. He's a fucking former senator.
02:32:34.000There are live ETs on Earth at this present time.
02:32:37.000O-M-T. A cabal formed by the Council of Foreign Relations.
02:32:43.000The Bilderbergers and the Trilateral Commission, the International Banking Cartel, the oil cartel, and the select members of the military are planning to create one world government.
02:32:54.000They are the ones suppressing the information about the aliens to the public.
02:35:34.000It's not like one day they're going to become sexually attractive again.
02:35:37.000And they look for some new meaning in life.
02:35:39.000And the new meaning in life that takes away from all the worry and all the worries and stress is, if there are aliens, this whole life is bullshit.
02:35:48.000So my miserable existence that I have, my depressing, miserable existence, all of a sudden becomes trivial.
02:35:55.000In comparison to the mystery of the cosmos.
02:38:41.000But as far as scholarly work, there's almost none that make any sense about aliens.
02:38:49.000Some ancient images and there's some artwork that's pretty fascinating.
02:38:53.000There's a lot of ancient Egyptian iconography and, you know, their hieroglyphs.
02:38:59.000Eric Von Daniken, yeah, who did Chariots of the Gods.
02:39:03.000It's a great book and a really interesting documentary.
02:39:06.000Even if he's wrong about Chariots of the Gods, about the origins of these different things in his documentary, even if he's wrong about them being extraterrestrial, There are still fascinating mysteries.
02:39:19.000There are fascinating mysteries that most likely were a lot of really sophisticated construction methods that we don't know about now that we lost somewhere or another.
02:39:26.000It was lost in some raid, like getting raided by the Romans or the Mongols or who knows where the fuck the information went.
02:40:01.000I mean, they carbon date the stuff inside the pyramids and it goes back to 2,500 BC. So they're pretty goddamn sure that someone at least was living there 2,500 BC and was already built.
02:40:13.000But just the fact that it's at least 5,000 years old or 4,500 years old, just at least, at least that old.
02:40:35.000These fucking people living in a Stone Age time got these goddamn rocks and put them- With those basins of water, those caves, they're just filled with water.
02:41:56.000I remember a lot of people saying that it was like, and I think that's the reason why I didn't want to go see it because everyone's like, oh, you're going to cry.
02:42:02.000And I'm like, that's what they want you to do.
02:42:04.000They want you to, oh, God, look what we did.
02:42:21.000It's not something that people go and watch today and talk about, watch The Passion of the Christ today, reaffirm my faith, hashtag God bless.