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00:04:23.000First of all, if you look at the big cell phone providers, whether it's Sprint or Verizon or AT&T, one of the things that bothers people is early termination fees, like getting hooked into a contract.
00:04:39.000The reason why you do that, and it's very convenient for most of us, Because what they're doing is instead of paying the full amount for a cell phone usually, like it says it's $299, but $699 if you want to buy it on its own,
00:06:26.000Go to rogan.ting.com and you can save $25 off your first device.
00:06:31.000Ting uses the Sprint backbone, so it's not like it's some wonky-ass cell phone network.
00:06:37.000They use one of the best cell phone networks in the world.
00:06:40.000And the Sprint backbone, you get the exact same service and coverage that you would if you had Sprint, but you're using a Ting device and you can quit any time you want, and it's all set up.
00:07:17.000Everyone's texting now, and if you're texting and you're connected to your Wi-Fi, a lot of these phones will just like, oh, you're just using this Wi-Fi's network.
00:07:32.000We're getting a little weird where you go days in, and you don't talk to a single human when you just text all your friends.
00:07:38.000I mean, maybe there's some benefit to that sometimes when you want to decompress, but I think for the most part, we should probably talk to each other every now and again.
00:08:27.000They do all these multi-step process tests where a raven has to get a stick and use the stick to get a bigger stick and use that bigger stick to get an even larger stick because they're all down these long tubes.
00:08:37.000So the raven keeps figuring out that as he gets longer sticks, he can reach and scoop the stick that's longer than that and pull it out and then drop it and then use that one to get a piece of meat.
00:08:47.000And they do it with like seven or eight steps.
00:08:49.000And you watch it and you go, that is freaking me the fuck out.
00:09:22.000There was a crow fight in my backyard a couple weeks ago and a crow was injured and it landed in my backyard and couldn't get out, couldn't fly anymore.
00:09:32.000So I just wanted to go out, you know, take my dog out to go to the bathroom and The second I would come out, all the crows in the neighborhood would just start going crazy, like, and then swooping down, trying to protect the injured one.
00:11:12.000And Ian Edwards, our friend, fucking 100% awesome.
00:11:16.000His CD's called 100% Half-Assed, and it's Ian sitting on the end of his bed doing stand-up, because that's where he'd like to be able to do stand-up.
00:11:26.000He's just a super funny dude and one of the nicest guys I know and I've known Ian forever and he's just cool as shit.
00:12:50.000I don't know about that, but I do know that Indianapolis...
00:12:53.000I learned something this weekend about Indianapolis, and that's that it's like the south of the Midwest.
00:12:58.000They're very southern in a lot of ways.
00:13:00.000It's amazing, though, because it's pretty much straight west of Columbus, but they're like...
00:13:06.000And they were laughing about it, so I'm not insulting them, but they're a lot more like uh-huh uh-huh than the cities around them.
00:13:13.000Like, you just go a few miles down the road and all of a sudden it's all about racing and it's all about guns and a lot of camo shorts I saw because it's starting to be summer there, so...
00:13:22.000Yeah, there's a lot of country music lovers there.
00:14:11.000They make all their Corvettes in Kentucky.
00:14:13.000Jeremy Clarkson, the guy from Top Gear, I was driving this Corvette, and he yelled out while I was driving it, Well done, fat man from Kentucky!
00:14:43.000The colonel, whoever the actual KFC guy was, his protege, or the person who he trained underneath him, his favorite guy coming up the ranks of fast food, helped him out a lot, made some major decisions, was the guy that told him,
00:14:59.000put the chicken in a bucket instead of a box.
00:15:02.000This guy was Dave Thomas, who then went on to make all the Wendy's.
00:18:39.000When that stuff gets frozen on the surface of a thing.
00:18:41.000I would like to see a scientific analysis.
00:18:43.000Maybe I'm totally wrong, but from my bro woo-woo factor, how I would describe it, I would say you're losing the essence of the life form of the plant.
00:19:42.000It's got a live thing you're taking into your body, and that live culture is very good for fighting off diseases and for balancing your stomach.
00:19:52.000There's a lot of people, they're connecting it with autism in a lot of ways, because a lot of people with autism also have bowel issues and gut issues, and they think that it could possibly be connected to a wrong balance of bacteria in your body,
00:22:45.000If you think of what they sound like and what we sound like, their perspective must sound like we're singing things because it's so pure.
00:22:54.000Well, we're a fascinating example for the rest of the world because if you look at all the other English languages in the world, they all are pretty similar.
00:23:01.000Australian and New Zealand, I mean, they've got a good day.
00:23:04.000They've got a little bit of a difference, but it still sounds like an English accent.
00:23:21.000Yeah, you're going to have to learn our way.
00:23:22.000Yeah, the English language is quite weird.
00:23:25.000If you're somewhere, and you're talking to a man, and he starts talking to you like this, you're like, Sir, I'm having a hard time understanding you right now.
00:24:06.000So that dude, the North Hollywood thing, for folks who don't know, there was a man on a roof, and I saw it from Eliza Schlesinger's Twitter.
00:24:14.000Eliza Schlesinger was torturing her ex-boyfriend on Twitter and She dated a guy, Schlesinger, that made up a complete total history.
00:25:03.000Well what pretty much happened is it started off as a police chase and then it went on like it was one of those ones that just went on every single highway and the guy finally got out in North Hollywood And he just got out of his car.
00:25:16.000And when he was driving, he was holding out a big rifle, an automated rifle, just like hanging out the window.
00:25:23.000And so he pulls his car over in North Hollywood, and he gets out of his car, and he pulls out this huge gun.
00:25:31.000And he just starts walking down North Hollywood with this gun.
00:25:34.000And then he gets on top of a roof of a house.
00:25:37.000And then at that time, that's when I tuned in, because I saw Eliza's tweet also.
00:25:42.000I thought he was just going to shoot himself.
00:25:44.000For about 20 minutes, he was on top of a roof with a gun.
00:25:48.000Then he comes down off the roof and he breaks into this house.
00:26:18.000But what was the coolest thing is that the two police dogs just came running up to him, sniffed his leg, and then sat down right next to him, just like, hey, we're waiting for a whistle before we just chew your dick apart.
00:29:58.000If you do a little research, he has some crazy stuff about him, but he can get away with anything because he's the lead guitarist from The Who and he does that windmill thing.
00:31:04.000And he's filming the whole thing like that.
00:31:06.000After I saw this video, I actually had to go in the other room and just sit down, because my heart was racing so hard, I just wanted to kill somebody.
00:34:10.000I've been in domestic violence things before, though, and that shit where she could have just said, yeah, he attacked me and stuff like that.
00:34:19.000I know, that whole situation drives me nuts.
00:34:22.000The fact where it makes me want to have a GoPro on me recording all day long.
00:34:26.000You get assaulted by chicks all day long?
00:34:29.000Imagine if we got Brian's upload, and all day it'd be like chicks punching him, holding him down the parking lot, and fucking kicking him in the balls.
00:35:06.000That 17-year-old who was just flying his plane on a beach ends up going to jail because if a woman does say, this guy assaulted me, and the cops come there and they see his shirt half ripped as if she was in a defensive position, you know what I mean?
00:38:25.000This is what it's like to be an eagle, you know?
00:38:27.000If they can get that shit really, really good, it's going to be nuts.
00:38:31.000If they can develop some super clear, like, get something that wraps around your head, right, like this, like your entire field of vision out like this is all this, you know, this screen, and then figure out some way to film something and not have it make any noise so you don't hear,
00:38:49.000like, Somehow or another, they can make something that doesn't make noise.
00:38:55.000Yeah, these drones, there's a really cool music video, or not music video, but just video of a guy doing a drone over Los Angeles, and he goes on top of the Capitol Records building.
00:39:03.000You can see the roof and stuff like that.
00:39:05.000He goes over the Hollywood Hills parties, that house that's above the comedy store, and there's people having a party up there, and he's just going right over it.
00:39:19.000Especially, like, say, if you have, like, an ex-boyfriend or an ex-girlfriend, they decide to fucking fly a drone around your house and film you while you're fucking the next person.
00:39:49.000When I bought you that drone, I didn't think you were going to be spying on me.
00:39:52.000I thought you'd trust me, like the arguments of the future.
00:39:58.000Do you think this has to be used by like perverts and paparazzis nowadays, like just going up in hotels with little cameras and drones and stuff?
00:41:50.000Whatever it is, the one next to it embraced weed, like in a big way, where they just got fucking dispensaries opening up everywhere and giant warehouses.
00:41:59.000And right next to it is Greeley, Colorado, and they had this CNBC show.
00:42:03.000And it was hilarious because they had this guy who's like the sheriff of Greeley who wouldn't allow it.
00:42:07.000And he was like, you know, I'm telling you, there's been a lot of things associated with marijuana now.
00:42:12.000Like we're noticing long term psychiatric issues that are happening.
00:45:38.000Or maybe that should be a fun thing about a funeral, is you have to write the answer, yes or no, like on a piece of paper, and then have it in your hand like when you're dead, like in the open casket, and everybody checks.
00:45:58.000See, the problem with the question, like, do you like your ass licked, is that's not how anybody ever asks it if they're gonna lick your ass.
00:48:17.000The reason why they're afraid of booze and pot if they're that afraid of it is because they're afraid what they'll do if they have a drink or a smoke.
00:48:24.000They're afraid that inner monster, whatever their Well, no, no, no, Tony Hinchcliffe.
00:48:31.000I'm worried about your inner monster because my inner monster is safe under the guidance of the Lord.
00:48:36.000See, you're a heathen out there running around with your own ideas and I got children.
00:49:32.000But they can drink those energy drinks.
00:49:34.000I saw a dude who was a Mormon who used to pound those fucking giant monster energy drinks, and the dude would have panic attacks all the time.
00:49:42.000He was just jacked to the teeth all day, just...
00:51:05.000I think if human beings live for another million years, if we live to an...
00:51:09.000I mean, we're supposedly like this close to like this frame that we're in right now, the homo sapien, the way we look, is supposedly pretty similar to what a million years ago looked like.
00:51:23.000Like a million years ago, there was some ape-like man that kind of stood up, but fairly similar.
00:51:28.000And then maybe in this form, a few hundred thousand years, three or four hundred thousand years, there's a lot of guesswork involved in figuring it out.
00:51:35.000But if we could keep going, another million.
00:51:53.000If we continue, if we don't blow each other up, if we continue and we don't get hit by an asteroid, we continue to improve our ability to do things, it'll be nuts.
00:52:02.000A million years from now, you probably will be able to transport or teleport anywhere you want, anywhere in the world.
00:52:44.000They're finding out that people figured out a lot of shit a lot earlier than we thought.
00:52:48.000In fact, 40,000 years ago, they were fishing for tuna in boats.
00:52:54.000I'm pretty sure that was the number that they came up with because they found these deep sea rigs where they use these long lines and these big hooks and they were catching tuna.
00:53:03.000They found tuna DNA, which is really crazy.
00:54:02.000You should sit up straight all the time.
00:54:05.000And when you don't, when you have bad posture, I used to think that people said, oh, you should watch your posture, because they didn't want you looking lazy.
00:54:12.000But it's actually not good for your discs.
00:54:46.000Anytime I go on a road trip now, after like two hours, my right side starts getting numb and I start, I mean, I start having like little...
00:55:06.000And I just, I think, I thought it was just, like, the way it looks is not good.
00:55:11.000Like, people don't like the way it looks.
00:55:12.000So my attitude was, fuck, man, that's so stupid.
00:55:15.000But it's just not, you're When your back is straight like this, like this is the way you're supposed to stand, your spinal column, your core, is carrying your weight very evenly.
00:55:44.000And if you sit, like, I used to get real bad back and neck pains from writing, and I think I might have fucked myself up doing that as much as I fucked myself up from doing jiu-jitsu.
00:55:52.000Because I would write for a long period of time, and I would sit in a chair like this with my head forward, and then when I was all done, I'd be like, ugh, my neck would be fucking killing me.
00:56:02.000I just don't like sitting like this because I feel like I'm posing like a woman and I'm pointing my butt and boobs out.
00:56:09.000I feel like I have to look back at it like I hate it or something.
00:59:07.000No, I just look like I had AIDS. You don't look like you have AIDS. Right, HIV. You don't even look like you have HIV. You look like you have diarrhea.
01:00:32.000You figure out how easy it is, what they're doing, people just looking at a camera like, I thought for sure that he was the man that I thought.
01:00:42.000Dude, people will do whatever the fuck you ask them to do if you have a camera in front of you.
01:00:45.000There's a certain amount of people that will do it.
01:00:47.000So if you have some sort of reality show, and you just manipulate these people and say, hey...
01:00:54.000You're going to tell us that you've been texting this guy and pretending to be a girl, and then you're going to meet him here and say, I busted you, dude, and now I know what's up.
01:02:47.000There's a lot of those guys that, for whatever reason, people don't find out about them.
01:02:51.000Yeah, he's one of those guys that was there the first few months when I started, and we made friends, and then I watched him basically quit.
01:02:59.000I think he moved somewhere else, but I watched him fade out of the store.
01:03:06.000Yeah, but anyway, he used to do that shit.
01:03:16.000And they did a thing where they humiliated this guy because there was a gay guy that he worked with that was in love with him.
01:03:24.000And so the guy comes on and he has no idea that this gay guy loves him.
01:03:29.000And he freaks out, he gets humiliated on the show, and then he goes and shoots the guy afterwards.
01:03:33.000And they were like, that's a wrap for you!
01:03:36.000And they just cease and desist the entire show.
01:03:39.000But that show was a turning point in those things.
01:03:42.000They realized, okay, there's some fucking repercussions to this shit.
01:03:47.000That's when stuff started getting more produced.
01:03:50.000They realized that At least they gotta tell the person before or something.
01:03:54.000When they did the Jenny Jones thing, that was a real guy in a real office who was attracted to his co-worker and when that guy was on TV with them, this nutty dude who wound up shooting the guy, he was just humiliated beyond words.
01:04:08.000But whereas if you were on there and you found out some guy at work thought you were hot, you'd be uncomfortable but you would find it hilarious.
01:04:14.000You'd probably have an issue because dudes can get creepy.
01:04:18.000If you were a girl and you got on a show and you found out that your co-worker loves you, that would be a real problem.
01:04:25.000If you were a girl, say if you worked in some office, maybe you even have a boyfriend or a husband, and you got some guy who's your co-worker who not only professes his love to you but does so on national television in a surprise attack, you'd be like, oh great.
01:04:39.000Now I gotta fucking stop working there.
01:04:43.000Yeah, it is a weird approach, especially when you factor in that that guy probably told, the gay guy probably told the guy on Jenny Jones on the air so that nothing would happen to him.
01:04:53.000You know, he didn't tell him at the office, like, hey man, I really like you, please don't hit me.
01:04:57.000Like, he went on the air and that backfired.
01:05:00.000Yeah, I guess you probably thought, look, I'm gonna be on TV with the fucking...
01:11:47.000That's crazy, and just imagine that time of the year, or that time of the world, when you really could just think that this could continue.
01:11:55.000Like, bombs could just be dropping now.
01:11:56.000Like, one's already started, we're in the middle of a world war, and then all of a sudden, cities are getting leveled.
01:12:06.000And, you know, another thing is that the one in Hiroshima landed next to a hill.
01:12:10.000So, like, the hill actually saved a lot of people.
01:12:14.000Okay, the atomic bomb killed between 90,000 and 166,000 within the first two to four months.
01:12:22.000Roughly half of the deaths in each city occurred on the first day.
01:12:25.000During the following months, large numbers died from the effects of the burns, radiation, sickness, and other injuries compounded by illness.
01:12:32.000In both cities, most of the dead were civilians, although Hiroshima had a sizable garrison.
01:13:47.000All the bear arms people are on that guy's side now.
01:13:50.000So that guy, you can attach that guy to a bunch of other shit you might not necessarily believe in.
01:13:55.000Like, you could attach that guy to a bunch of weird environmental shit, relaxing some of the environmental regulations that are on...
01:14:03.000Certain areas that are a bit risky to do certain things in that might kill a bunch of fucking weird fish, but whatever, whatever, we can make a lot of money.
01:14:11.000Those guys get attached and corrupted and attached to all those things.
01:14:15.000Because you know that there's a sizable chunk of Americans that will vote to keep their guns.
01:14:19.000And then there's also the people that are on the other side of it that, you know, no matter what, they're going to vote against guns.
01:15:56.000But nowadays, with such great technology with Bluetooth and phones and stereos and the helmets and stuff, I think more people are actually wearing helmets because it's badass to take a phone call while it's in your helmet.
01:16:07.000Yeah, I don't know about that, dude, because the type of dudes who don't want to wear helmets, those are like the Harley guys.
01:17:47.000Which is more of, it's different if you compare it to his older stuff.
01:17:50.000That's his first piece, which is more, it's still got that sort of gonzo edge to it, but it's more based in reality than like when he did Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
01:18:00.000When he got to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, that was originally supposed to be something that he wrote for ESPN. And it was covering a motorcycle race.
01:18:07.000It was so fucking crazy that they were like, we can't use this.
01:18:11.000And so he turned it into this novel and that sort of kick-started his gonzo career.
01:20:03.000So I would suspect that it's like that kind of situation.
01:20:06.000There's enough guys out there that if you just guarantee them they're gonna be on television, guarantee them they're gonna have some sort of fame, they'll do some gay shit.
01:20:15.000Well, the reason why I ask is that song that David Lee Roth did, I'm a gigolo everywhere.
01:20:25.000I didn't know that Village People was one of their songs, and if you watch the video, it's smooth as hell, like he's a pimp.
01:20:51.000Victor Willis, the policeman, and Glenn Hughes, the biker, were straight, while Felipe Rose, the American Indian, and Randy Jones, the cowboy...
01:21:03.000David Hodo, the construction worker, and Alex Briley, the military man, were gay.
01:21:09.000So there was only two straight dudes, and the rest of them were just...
01:24:30.000They call themselves the Lakota people, but the word Sioux is enemy.
01:24:35.000So these other native tribes call them enemy.
01:24:37.000Obviously, the Americans, the white people, Europeans, did a way better job of killing people and were way more fucked up about it and were way more evil about it and had guns and a lot of the shit.
01:26:25.000But people like to look at the positive benefits of things like that, where horrible genocide took place.
01:26:32.000So if you looked at, like, Americans, establishing American, Europeans coming over and establishing American, killing all these Native Americans, some people, if they looked at it that way, would say, well, if it wasn't for that, we would never have Atlanta.
01:27:25.000Was it smallpox they put in their blankets and gave to these people?
01:27:28.000They put like blankets, they had scabs in the blankets of people that had diseases and they would put it in the blankets and give them to the American Indians.
01:27:37.000Spreading these evil terminal diseases.
01:27:39.000Sounds like our buddy Josh Martin's bed.
01:27:42.000Our friend just moved into a place and his first night there.
01:27:48.000Yeah, he got screwed over by these two guys that had a bedroom for rent and he gave them the deposit in the first month's rent and slept there for one night and everything he owned since he moved it all into his new bedroom got infested by bedbugs.
01:28:53.000And then in 95 or something like that, for no apparent reason, there was an explosion of bedbugs.
01:28:59.000I remember it just being, I thought, I used to think they weren't even real.
01:29:02.000I used to think it was just a thing that my mom said to me before bed, like, have a good night, don't let the bed bugs bite, like that whole thing.
01:29:46.000You know, those machines that they hire people to come by and, you know, you could rent them at like Home Depot and shit or wherever it was.
01:31:16.000I saw you at E3, or I heard your voice on E3 when they announced the new UFC, and they played some of it, and I guess Bruce Lee is now in it, so you can fight Bruce Lee versus, like, GSP. Dude, have you seen it?
01:31:57.000I would just pretend I was watching fights.
01:32:01.000When I was doing it, I would just think about moments that things happened.
01:32:05.000Moments like guys landed kicks or punches or takedowns or someone catching a choke and I would just remember like historic fight moments and just sort of try to recapture that.
01:32:17.000Try to pretend that that's happening while I was screaming at him.
01:32:19.000So if you watch, if you play the video, it's very close to the way I would do commentary to real fire.
01:34:32.000Bruce Lee was like legitimately one of the first guys to figure out that there were certain aspects of all the martial arts that were effective.
01:34:40.000And the best way to do it was to combine them all.
01:34:42.000Before Bruce Lee, nobody combined shit.
01:34:44.000That was like a thing that you would have pride in.
01:35:53.000The reason why I say this is because no one is ever going to be able to capture what you do best any place other than on stage.
01:35:59.000You know, when you're on stage, that's you.
01:36:02.000You're 100% in control of the content, the way it's set up, delivered, and it's hilarious.
01:36:07.000Like, you can't do that if you're doing a TV show.
01:36:10.000You're going to do it with a bunch of people.
01:36:12.000They're going to have some fucking wacky ideas about what Tony H. should wear, and Tony, we got just a little bit of makeup, just a slight base.
01:36:40.000I think that's, for a comic, that's one of the hardest things to realize.
01:36:43.000It takes a long time to realize, but you're better off doing your own thing than you are, like, if you get stuck on some show, like when I was on Fear Factor, it was a great benefit financially, it was really good, but when you're doing someone else's thing, it's not, it's like a job.
01:36:57.000It becomes something that you think about, like, okay, now I'm going to work.
01:38:21.000So if you go, hey, what about Babidi-Bab, you know, Jimi Hendrix, or whatever, and ten seconds later, he'll have a gem that you can't not almost fall on the ground at.
01:38:32.000The entire time my first few years writing, writing gigs, even during the season, if it got late in the office, eight, nine, ten, I'd Hey guys, I gotta go do my spot.
01:38:52.000I would work hard all day, but I never...
01:38:55.000If I did that, if I missed a spot or something for a writing gig, that would start an entire whole other crazy meltdown and breakdown because I just can't not do stand-up.
01:41:13.000You never said to anybody, you should probably do stand-up?
01:41:17.000My whole podcast is pretty much based on helping people that want to do stand-up get better, or grow, or give them something in any way, shape, or form, or bring them down a peg if they're crazy.
01:42:03.000The guy easily could have been a stand-up.
01:42:06.000He was a private investigator, and he was really good at reading people.
01:42:09.000So he knew what a person's weakness was.
01:42:11.000He would talk to you for a couple seconds, just figure out what your thing was, and he would play dumb.
01:42:15.000He'd be like this dumb Boston guy, like, hey, you know, I was down here with a friend of mine, and we were looking for this guy that hit our car and took off.
01:42:24.000And he would read off a license plate number.
01:42:26.000It was very similar to their license plate number.
01:42:29.000And that was how he got information out of people.
01:42:30.000He would just tell them about an accident they weren't involved in, and then he would start talking to them.
01:42:34.000And they would start giving him information about all kinds of shit.
01:42:37.000About working while they're on unemployment.
01:44:42.000And there would be someone from like some Latino association who would get on TV and say, you know, this is another theft from the Latino community.
01:44:51.000Someone is coming in and a non-Latino is playing a Latino on TV in a movie about a Latino star.
01:45:52.000And it wasn't like one of those Vegas showrooms.
01:45:55.000You can smoke in Vegas, but if you go to any place in Vegas, they have those fucking industrial room cleansing machines that are just sucking cigarette smoke out.
01:46:05.000You walk through the casino, you don't even realize that all those people are smoking.
01:46:08.000I mean, how often do you walk through the casino?
01:46:10.000I mean, if it's right on top of you, you smell it and it's kind of gross, but for the most part, you're surrounded by people smoking cigarettes.
01:46:41.000On my brain, next thing you know, when we met, after we checked into our hotel rooms, I had a pack of cigarettes for the first time in six months.
01:46:54.000We stayed at the Golden Nugget, and we got into the smoking room there, and the room smelled like the most cigarette that I've ever smoked.
01:47:03.000The Golden Nugget's like the staple of Vegas.
01:47:06.000It's just hundreds of years of cigarettes.
01:47:14.000They think that you go into a place like that, that has been cigarette smoke, people have been smoking in there for years and years and years, it's actually in the walls itself.
01:47:22.000Like, you're actually breathing in carcinogens when you're in that building.
01:47:25.000Especially if anything catches fire or gets wet or has some sort of a chemical reaction to things that are in the room.
01:47:31.000Household cleaners and shit like that.
01:47:33.000It seems like something that you would have said like three years ago, yeah, if you get cancer from third-hand smoke, you're a fat.
01:47:43.000Well, I'm not saying that it's anything you should worry about at a casino, staying in a room for a night, but it's not good for you, that's for sure.
01:47:51.000If they find out that's true, or if it gives you autism from smoke, like third-hand smoke, because it seems like it would.
01:47:56.000If you go to that Golden Nugget that we were at, that shit was disturbingly cigarette-y.
01:48:01.000So that place did have like old school filters?
01:48:57.000So, this shit does something to the very air around you that causes the particles from cigarettes to fall so they don't stay in the air and linger.
01:50:36.000I think if you want to figure out a way to keep people from smoking cigarettes, you're going to have to find some sort of a pill that allows them to quit really easily.
01:50:45.000It just kills the addiction, no withdrawal symptoms.
01:50:48.000Because otherwise, the majority of people love pleasure and they hate discomfort so much that the idea of being without a cigarette and having a pang and a craving is too much and they just cave in.
01:50:59.000It's amazing that Nabisco is down with that.
01:51:36.000How weird is it that in this day and age, with all the information that we have now, we don't hold someone accountable for something like that?
01:51:42.000We don't say, why are you selling that?
01:51:44.000I mean, well, people have the right to choose what they want to do.
01:51:49.000And a lot of Americans enjoy a cigarette.
01:52:32.000I don't eat them all the time, but I like the fact that there's a donut shop where if I pull into Dunkin' Donuts and I say, oh, I have a cup of coffee and a Boston Cream donut, please.
01:52:41.000I get excited and I'll have about 15-20 seconds of mouth pleasure and then a few hours of regret.
01:56:19.000Well, the problem with bear is the same problem with pork, and it's that they eat animals.
01:56:26.000And when they eat animals, you have to worry about them having trichinosis, because trichinosis comes from eating an animal that has trichinosis.
01:56:33.000So, like, they say 90% of all the cases of trichinosis, according to my friend Steve Rinella, 90% occur in the United States from people eating bears.
01:57:14.000No, you have to cook it to 150 degrees.
01:57:22.000I think bear meat would probably be super delicious if you were able to cook it medium rare.
01:57:29.000I would like to try it that way because it's good.
01:57:33.000In comparison to beef or something like that, it has a more robust flavor.
01:57:40.000And if you cook it thin and you have to cook it well done, it is very good.
01:57:44.000But it's not as good as deer or elk Because deer elk, you eat like a medium rare, almost a rare, and it's delicious.
01:57:52.000Like you sear, like a deer loin, you would take a slice of it, you'd put like some pepper and maybe some garlic salt on it, and you would sear it on one side and sear it on the other side, and it's fantastic.
01:58:04.000You know, you don't really have to cook it that much because they don't have the same type of parasites that pigs do.
01:58:09.000So when you have pig, you always have to, like that smoked pig was amazing, that ham that I made.
01:58:13.000But you have to cook that for a long time.
01:58:16.000It's got to be cooked all the way through and it really breaks it down and it becomes delicious.
01:58:46.000The only problem that I have with that, and it's just a small moral problem, is that a lot of those ducks, you're just sort of clipping them.
01:58:54.000Like, you're, like, tagging their wings with, like, pebbles.
01:58:59.000And if you ever watch those things, a lot of those ducks are, like, still flying after they get hit, and then they stumble, and they lose a lot of ducks that way.
02:00:04.000There's a danger, a great danger, I should say, that you can wound an animal and not fatally wound it.
02:00:09.000So you have to fucking practice like crazy.
02:00:12.000It's really difficult to shoot straight.
02:00:15.000Like you think like a bow and arrow, today's bows and arrows are way easier than the bows and arrows of, you know, cowboy and Indian days or the Mongol days.
02:01:15.000It takes a long fucking time to get to a point where you trust in your aim enough that you're willing to take a shot at an animal with a bow and arrow.
02:03:22.000It was someone else's art that they appropriated and made a part of their art and they created something amazing.
02:03:28.000And that is essentially what plagiarism is.
02:03:31.000If those guys had been a part of the team and they worked together, you know, and this guy like, you know, you need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin', I'm gonna send you back to schoolin', you know, and the guy writes all that down, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it, I like it, I like it, let's go with it.
02:04:05.000Yeah, if you just type in Led Zeppelin Plagiarism, TMZ. There's like one from 2010. There's one from 2014. There's just like a whole bunch of different songs and lawsuits that have almost all their songs are ripoffs.
02:07:41.000This is this total new next level shit that has opened up the door to a lot of people's, changed a lot of people's idea what songs sounded like.
02:09:31.000Especially because that's the original.
02:09:33.000So you gotta think, like, it's much easier to listen to someone and then add a bunch of shit to something that's sort of the foundation than to come up with the original idea.
02:13:58.000No, perfect pitch is like one or two percent of, and they don't know why, it's not like genetic or anything, but one or two percent of people can hear music like exactly so that if I play something or if I'm in front of an instrument, I can remember where that sound is and know that it's a hard thing to explain,
02:14:17.000but I can hear the exact tone of each.
02:26:15.000Since there weren't bars in the windows, my mom had an old upright piano that leaned up against those windows, so light wouldn't even come through the windows.
02:26:24.000The only thing that would block those windows was an upright piano.
02:26:28.000So there was always an upright piano in the dining room when I was being raised, so I'd play it and just goof around on it as a kid.
02:26:34.000But sure enough, just to show you how bad of a neighborhood I lived in, one time, because there weren't bars on the windows, a guy with like an axe started breaking through that window and broke all the way through a piano, an upright piano.
02:26:46.000If you know anything about the guts of a piano, I mean, first of all, the outside's made of crazy old wood and this and that, and it's all wood on the inside, but there's all these metal strings and everything, and they broke all the way through the piano.
02:27:09.000They stole my Nintendo and the VCR, which now would be, I mean, the oldest Nintendo, the regular Nintendo and a VCR. Probably today's like $20 worth of stuff.
02:29:18.000You know, when you have a bunch of fucking creepy people that have been in jail a bunch of times, and they're around a bunch of other creepy people, and there's a lot of poverty, and a lot of drugs, and fucking shit happens, man.
02:29:30.000And then the little brothers and the younger people see their older brothers doing it, and they think it's cool, and that that's a part of life, and then You know, it's crazy.
02:29:39.000It's also a way guys make money, you know?
02:32:11.000Joe, did you see that thing I posted the other day?
02:32:12.000Did you know the USPS or the post office used to deliver kids?
02:32:17.000They used to put the postage on the kid and these carriers would have these babies and they would just take them on the train with them and then it started getting out more.
02:34:49.000I think you're going to have some sort of a box in your house about the size of regular home...
02:34:53.000Computer printer need a bigger one for bigger things, but you're just gonna own like you're gonna use like Bitcoin to buy the directions or buy the ingredients or buy the Schematic whatever you download that schematic into your your computer press print and that fucker just develops it right there in your box That's gonna happen and the drones will have little every house will have a little chimney drop where the drone just you know goddamn Santa Claus Yep.
02:35:18.000Say like you left your iPhone at home or your phone at home, right?
02:35:22.000It's going to know your phone and say like, hey, I need you to send me my phone.
02:35:26.000So you would have to put it in a box because you only have one license for that phone.
02:35:30.000And then it will reprint it wherever you want it.
02:36:54.000They're going to develop an artificial reality that is more complex and more rewarding than the physical reality.
02:36:59.000And so no one will exist in the physical reality anymore.
02:37:02.000It will all be even maintained from this artificial reality.
02:37:06.000We will maintain this dimension from an alternative dimension that we create.
02:37:09.000And children will be born instantaneously into this alternative dimension because the fucking fear upon fears is that your kid will be born in the natural world.
02:37:21.000We're going to figure out a way to transcend the physical reality.
02:37:23.000So whatever consciousness is when it's created, when a man and a woman have sex and a baby comes out of the woman's body, that baby will immediately be transported into an alternative dimension as it's being born.
02:37:40.000I had just taken all my DVDs out and reorganized them and I had just looked at Bugs Life because I lost the DVD and I don't know where it is.
02:38:38.000Look up Dave Foley discusses child support and alimony from our podcast because it was heartbreaking.
02:38:45.000Because they got him locked into a payment schedule based on what he was making when he was on news radio, which was a crazy amount of money.
02:38:52.000He was on NBC. He was on a sitcom, and he was one of the big stars of it, coming from Kids in the Hall.
02:39:11.000But the idea of a sitcom is it's a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
02:39:14.000Very few people ever get one, and one that goes to syndication.
02:39:17.000And what you should do is stockpile as much of that money as possible because the chances of getting another one are quite slim.
02:39:22.000But that's not how the divorce laws look at it.
02:39:24.000They look at it like, look, this is what you make.
02:39:26.000You owe X amount of percentage of that.
02:39:28.000So if all of a sudden you make, you went from a million dollars a year or whatever to a hundred thousand dollars a year, you still have to pay a half a million dollars a year.
02:39:37.000Like you still, whatever the fuck it was, make up a number.
02:40:50.000Like, one of the most extreme examples.
02:40:52.000Most of the time, you know, it's like we were saying that video earlier where that kid was getting beat up by that woman and he was doing the selfie and he's like, stop assaulting me.
02:41:01.000And then when the cops came, she said that he assaulted her.
02:41:41.000They'll beat themselves up and blame it on you.
02:41:43.000They'll hit themselves with shit and blame it on you, knowing that most of the time cops are going to believe them because guys hit women all the time.
02:41:52.000To be stuck in a crazy situation like that where someone who you used to get intimate with now wants to lie and plot and do anything to drag you down.
02:42:00.000Gotta have him back and see if he's happier now because that really did make me feel very sad when he was here.
02:44:01.000I had fun the last time, but there were a few people definitely that were out of control.
02:44:06.000We bought a little bit of the bro factor to the equation.
02:44:08.000I went up first, mind you, so I knew it was going to get out of control.
02:44:12.000Because if the three guys were bugging me, I'm like, oof, this is a ticking time bomb.
02:44:16.000And I tried to acknowledge them and calm them down.
02:44:18.000Let them realize that they seemed wasted right from the get, the few people that were just out of it, like, yeah, totally, you know, when people, you know, an audience member's wasted when they're, like, answering rhetorical questions, you know?
02:44:30.000And you're like, you know what drives me crazy?
02:44:32.000No, I don't know what drives you crazy!
02:44:34.000Well, they were just trying to get attention.
02:47:48.000But part of the problem with that is if you get the wrong kind of kids in there, especially young kids, 18 years old, hammered for the first time, yelling shit out.
02:49:12.000So one does one, and then one does the next.
02:49:14.000And the reason why it's so great, in my opinion, if you watch this episode of The Writer's Room called Game of Thrones, where it's these two guys, you figure out that they're just trying to outdo each other.
02:49:22.000These guys are writing partners, and they're just trying to be like, I'm gonna blow your mind this week, bro.
02:50:21.000Those two guys always hated each other, but they're a band, and it helped, because Waters would go, check out these lyrics in this bass line, bro, and then Gilmore would be like, oh, you think you're a badass?
02:52:21.000And like I said, this weekend, Tony and Brian Callen and I, Thursday and Friday, I shouldn't say this weekend, Thursday night we're in Lloydminster, and then both of them are in Canada.
02:52:31.000So if you're like, where the fuck's Lloydminster?
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