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00:00:07.000Matt Flavors here, and he's got his fucking reading glasses on, so you know shit is about to get very serious.
00:00:15.000This episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast is brought to you by NatureBox.
00:00:20.000NatureBox, one of my favorite new sponsors.
00:00:23.000They make some goddamn delicious shit and send it directly to you for free.
00:00:28.000If you're one of those people that works in an office and you get annoyed at the fact that You don't have good, healthy snacks to eat that's delicious that you don't feel guilty about eating.
00:00:37.000And, you know, the vending machine's filled with crap.
00:00:40.000And it's hard to fucking go to the store and buy shit and think, okay, these are my snacks for work.
00:00:46.000Way easier to have NatureBox deliver it.
00:00:49.000And NatureBox can deliver stuff that is...
00:00:51.000With zero trans fats, zero high fructose corn syrup, nothing artificial, no artificial sweeteners.
00:00:57.000They have really healthy options, and then they have shit like pretzels, which are very yummy.
00:02:05.000It's really cool because any kind of the snacks they tell you right there, like soy-free, dairy-free, they tell you it's really well put on their website.
00:02:13.000And when you get it sent to your house, you don't even realize how easy that is.
00:02:17.000That's just like five things you just throw in your cupboard and then you have snacks the whole week instead of going to McDonald's or something like that on the way home.
00:02:30.000Like, they have some excellent recipes that they've concocted, so I salute them.
00:02:34.000We're also brought to you by Ting, another podcast sponsor that I really enjoy.
00:02:38.000Ting is a podcast sponsor that what they decided to do was make their own cell phone company, rent time on Sprint, but do it their way.
00:02:47.000Do it their way with no early termination fees, no contracts.
00:02:51.000Just sell people's service on Sprint so you know you've got an excellent network and give them, for a choice, the best mobile phones available through Android and iPhone.
00:03:03.000And instead of like the way you do it at most places, if you go to one of the bigger name cell phone companies, what you're doing is you're sort of like leasing a phone.
00:03:13.000Like if the phone costs 200 bucks, iPhone doesn't cost 200 bucks, bitch.
00:03:17.000An iPhone costs 600 bucks, but you pay 200 bucks and then over the course of the years of your contract, you pay off the rest.
00:03:41.000What they're trying to do is sell you an excellent cell phone service at a reasonable price with reasonable rules.
00:03:47.000And they also have it set up so you only pay for the minutes that you use.
00:03:50.000If you use one minute a month, that's what you pay for.
00:03:52.000If you use 100 minutes a month, that's what you pay for.
00:03:56.000That's what's going to happen in the future.
00:03:57.000Because all these fucking goofy rules where it's like, you go over 120 minutes and you got this fee because you got an overage fee and all that nonsense.
00:05:37.000If you, you know, you Google online...
00:05:39.000You can find people that say that vitamins aren't necessary and they're bullshit and they don't do anything for you.
00:05:44.000Nutrients, all you need is what you get from your food.
00:05:46.000Do you know how much fucking weird grasses and moss you would have to eat to get some of the nutrients that's in something like AlphaBrain?
00:05:53.000You're not going to get it from your food, man.
00:05:56.000Like, is it better to have a healthy diet than just to eat a shitty diet and take supplements?
00:06:06.000But for optimization, for optimization meaning making your body and your brain function at its very peak, at its best, when you feel the smoothest, the longest, the most often, you can do that with supplementation better than you can without supplementation.
00:06:20.000This is from anecdotal evidence, my personal evidence, like my personal experience rather, and it's also from research.
00:06:26.000All the research available at Onnit.com, including our own double-blind placebo studies that we did on AlphaBrain.
00:06:36.000What we're trying to do on it is just sell you the shit that we find that works as far as strength and fitness equipment, the strength and conditioning equipment we sell like kettlebells and battle ropes and weight vests, steel maces.
00:06:49.000All these different things are great for functional strength.
00:06:52.000No bullshits, no gimmicks, no fat loss nonsense.
00:06:55.000If we find it, it's got to work before we sell it.
00:06:58.000And we look into it very, very thoroughly.
00:07:01.000We also have a 100% money back guarantee on any of the supplements.
00:08:28.000Cordyceps that are in Shroom Tech and they had like what this mushroom looks like in 10 years and how it gets fungi and this is what it does to inside your system.
00:09:32.000It came from these high-altitude herders.
00:09:34.000They were, like, moving cattle around, and they found that when these animals would eat these certain mushrooms, they'd be noticeably more lively.
00:09:43.000So they realize it's probably something to do with oxygen production.
00:09:46.000I guess if you go to certain places in the world, it makes sense that there's certain foods that would be good that grow in that to help you deal with certain aspects of the environment that's challenging, like high-altitude.
00:10:46.000Three full years before your body is like, right how you are right now, if you're in Burbank, boom!
00:10:51.000Right now, Joey Diaz, you would have to, to get to be this level of comfort with your breathing environment and with the oxygen level in the air, it would take you approximately three years to get 100%.
00:11:09.000What they're thinking now is that what you should do is not train at altitude.
00:11:13.000What they think now is that you should train at sea level, but then sleep at altitude.
00:11:17.000So if that's the case, you don't have to go anywhere.
00:11:19.000B.J. Penn had one of those tents that he would set up in his house, and when he would go to bed at night, he would sleep in this oxygen tent.
00:11:26.000And it simulated being at high altitude.
00:11:33.000It was funny, because BJ set it up, and he goes, it was really funny as he was setting it up, he goes, when I gotta sleep in a tent, someone's getting their ass kicked.
00:11:42.000He's setting up this fucking plastic tent in his living room, you know?
00:15:45.000But it's weird watching someone black out from weed.
00:15:48.000I told that story about that one person in college that she took one hit of a joint or a bong or whatever it was.
00:15:55.000She stood up and just started running as fast as she could into the bathroom and trips over the bathtub and smashes her head into the wall.
00:16:48.000If I went to somebody's house as a child and they had a collie or something, and when you're a kid, somebody got a collie, you're like, ah!
00:16:55.000I couldn't fucking touch this collie, you know?
00:16:57.000When you're a kid and somebody got a collie, that's it.
00:17:41.000And then one time in Spanish Harlem, a guy used to walk past me every day in the summer, and he had two dogs, and he would say, don't say hello to my dogs.
00:18:34.000We've got this weird animal that we allow to live with us, and, you know, it protects you, which means, what protects you means, it protects you from other people.
00:18:42.000I mean, when was the last time you heard about a dog protecting someone from an animal?
00:20:04.000That's where the video was taken because it was George Foreman against Muhammad Ali.
00:20:09.000Don King said, wait a second, I ain't stealing enough.
00:20:12.000On this fight, I might as well get a musical performance, get a bunch of motherfuckers out here, steal from them too, and I just rob a bunch of black people all at once, right?
00:20:21.000So he robbed, he got the Spinners, he got James Brown, he got all these black bands to go to fucking Zaire and perform as a music festival, Celia Cruz, he got the Fonny All-Stars, he got just all these black bands.
00:25:36.000Everybody has this idea that they're going to figure out how to circumvent this time-honored system of Hollywood, and then we're going to get to Joe Diaz.
00:25:44.000If I can get to Joe Diaz, I know Joe Diaz has been killing it on the road.
00:25:48.000If he can give me just $2,000, and I can start this film, you know, Quentin Tarantino does his...
00:27:45.000We talked about having a band, that somebody came on here and said that it was the toughest thing in the world for a band to stay together.
00:27:52.000You got four people personalities, you know.
00:27:55.000You get these people that come to you now, and I was breaking it down for you on the plane, and they'll say, hey, Joe, how you doing?
00:29:42.000A comic coming along is not going to make you funny.
00:29:44.000And then the people that do that, they always have a distorted perception of how good they are already.
00:29:50.000You know, those kids that are asking for a break, the kids that want you to help them, hey man, I just need a break, if I could do a guest set for you, it would really help them.
00:29:56.000Like, that's not, you don't go to the Doug Stanhope show and ask for a fucking guest, although Doug will probably put you up.
00:30:07.000Doug will push a plug and open micro on his first time on stage.
00:30:11.000He'll do that in front of a crowd in Norway or something.
00:30:26.000We knew that this wasn't going to happen in one night.
00:30:29.000I was old enough already when I started, I was long in the tooth already, that I knew this was just not going to, you know, you just didn't walk on stage and things happen.
00:30:36.000And people come here and they're called desperados, where they just do, they'll come up to you for a guest set, and you've got to ask them, what is this going to do for you?
00:30:44.000How is this going to fucking change your life?
00:30:45.000It's like I've never been too much of a hanger-outer.
00:31:33.000When they laugh and I walk off, that's networking.
00:31:36.000Well, not only that, when you're a comic, you're sort of like a fruit or a vegetable in that you're growing and then one day you're gonna be ripe.
00:31:43.000And when you're gonna be ripe, everyone's gonna know about it.
00:39:21.000Every time there's anybody good at the comedy store, Martin Lawrence, when he's in his prime doing movies, guess who's going on after Martin Lawrence?
00:47:10.000Eventually the body as it stands right now with the back issues that most people have from picking things up, most likely the body is going to evolve over the course of the next million years or so.
00:47:20.000There will probably be a much stronger version of a back in the future.
00:47:23.000Now, the kettlebell training has helped your back?
00:47:27.000Because it says, it basically says about people's backs, when you start kettlebell training, your back becomes, they use this word, resilient.
00:47:36.000Look, if you feel someone's back, if you go and feel the actual back muscles themselves, if you have more, stronger back muscles supporting your spine, it just makes sense.
00:47:47.000If you practice proper posture, And you have more muscle and stronger muscle supporting the core of your body.
00:47:53.000Then you can resist movement, unexpected movement, like, say, like, in jiu-jitsu class or something like that, if, like, you get yanked to the side, back and forth.
00:48:01.000The stronger your core is, the more you're protected from that.
00:48:04.000You know, like, if you roll with a guy who's got a really strong core, like judo guys, specifically, you can't move those fuckers around, man.
00:49:17.000When you go heavy, the problem is you risk injuries.
00:49:20.000When you go like 55 pounds, 70 pounds, 90 pounds, that gets a little squirrely because you're hoisting a lot of goddamn weight and you're carrying it in all these fibers and tissues, you're straining.
00:49:31.000When you're doing like 55 pounds or 45 pounds, not that much weight so you can get in a lot of reps and you get exhausted.
00:50:32.000I have a friend who has a coach, and he goes, the thing about kettlebells is for a guy that's 50, the less is the better, but go with your body.
00:54:00.000Like, a little bit of work one day, relax, rest, a little bit more workout the next day, relax, rest, chart your progress, and then what you said.
00:57:47.000And it's like addicts, where you see those guys that are scrambling outside, they can't wait to get on stage.
00:57:51.000And, like, even guys who are bad, they'll see a guy who's up there killing, like you, be up there killing, like, man, he's supposed to only be doing 15 minutes.
00:59:02.000When I was on a TV show, when I was on news radio, one of the things I love about you coming to visit me is like, finally, there's another motherfucker that doesn't belong here.
00:59:10.000Because I was I was always wandering around like one day they're gonna tell me to get the fuck off TV But until now somehow or another I'm on TV. So Joey would show up.
00:59:21.000This is where they keep the food Wander around the set Joey would show up at the set and Joey be sitting they had an executives VIP suite and the VIP suite they had shrimp cock Oh
01:02:09.000There's no darkness that hovers over the place.
01:02:12.000It's not the same, but we're at different times in our life.
01:02:15.000And what was good about the Comedy Store when I was 25 is not good about the Comedy Store now.
01:02:20.000I don't want that nonsense in my life anymore.
01:02:23.000But what's good about the Ice House is all the good things, like an old comedy club with a lot of history, but none of the pretentiousness, none of the bullshit, not stuck on sunsets or dickwads come over from the Sky Bar, all that.
01:02:36.000All the element that you get in Hollywood, that extra dickwad fucking actor element, you don't get that in Pasadena.
01:04:13.000In fact, I go to the ATM every night with a tuxedo on and shit.
01:04:19.000Do you know how many times I fucking watched that stupidity, that fucking BET All-Stars and Dom Herrera's, I sat there for hours going, what a shame.
01:04:30.000I'll never be in that, not in this lifetime.
01:04:35.000I have to come back as a decent human being and You reborn as a decent human being.
01:08:21.000Andy Payton also sold advertising and put on a newspaper.
01:08:26.000I give a lot of credit to my career, to Andy, to you, and to Mitzi Short, but Andy Payton Believed in me the way Dick Doherty believed in you.
01:08:35.000Because he didn't give a fuck that I was dirty.
01:14:26.000There used to be this gas station in North Bergen, where I'm from, called Putnam, and when I became, after my mom died, I had an inside guy there and I'd rob him once a month, like a fake robbery, you know what I'm saying?
01:14:35.000We'd go hit him in the head, he'd go down, we'd take a thousand, and all he wanted was an eight ball.
01:14:39.000He was a little half on the retardo side.
01:15:23.000In fact, there's a kid in Florida that has a story that I showed up at his house one night with a diagram, because you had to rob him the same way.
01:16:57.000But being around that guy made me realize that, like, I see a dude, like an old dude who's bald with the fucking hair on the side, and I say, well, that's probably a nice gentleman.
01:21:21.000What combination of chemicals and behavior and life, what combinations of curveballs and shitty genetics and all sorts of different things cause someone to be that way?
01:21:32.000His beetle was on display in a museum recently and they found...
01:21:39.000In it, they found a bunch of items that were in it.
01:21:41.000One was a crowbar, garbage bags, an ice pick, a flashlight, torn strips of sheeting, a knit ski mask, handcuffs, and a strange mask made from pantyhose.
01:23:41.000And there would be thousands of people there for an event.
01:23:44.000All people we knew, you know, people we knew from jiu-jitsu, guys we trained with, guys we knew that were like the tap-out guys in the early days.
01:23:51.000And we would go there and they would have these outdoor arenas.
01:23:55.000Like these outdoor, like, seeded state.
01:27:20.000It's one of the best towns in the country.
01:27:21.000Just because, you know, when you meet a physicist and he meets a guy like me, he looks down on me in Boulder, those motherfuckers talk to you.
01:31:06.000You're a person who believes that animals shouldn't die but you're contributing to those animals dying so that you feed your animal that kills animals.
01:31:14.000Do you understand how crazy this all is?
01:31:17.000That highlights the whole hypocrisy of the idea of not taking life.
01:31:26.000Life takes life, whether you like it or not, unfortunately.
01:31:29.000And it doesn't mean that you can't be a really good person and have a cat and only contribute to a certain amount of cat murder because, look at these cats eating you.
01:31:49.000The reason why I did it is because so many vegans that I've run into who are these self-righteous fuckers will take pictures with their cats.
01:32:58.000And then again, there's the people who are, there's people out there, 60% of these people that pick a fucking hobby or whatever the fuck they call it, it's a hobby, bro.
01:33:39.000You know, I was in Hollywood one day and I'm eating and there was a guy behind me and he was gay and I'm like, this guy cannot be this gay, Jimmy.
01:35:50.000We all have to fucking have that Starbucks cup.
01:35:53.000You know, is Starbucks that fucking great, really?
01:35:56.000Well, you know what Starbucks is these days?
01:35:58.000I mean, nothing wrong with coffee, but what a lot of people are buying is like a super sweet shake.
01:36:03.000You're buying a super sweet shake that has caffeine and whipped cream in it and fucking all those venti things that people buy, those blended things, ice blended, vanilla, soy.
01:37:20.000That was every fucking corner in New York City would have, like, they would sell those wrapped up rolls with butter, already buttered, or wrapped up bagels, already buttered.
01:40:06.000If you go off the 210, and driving from this studio towards Pasadena, if you went up through the 118 to the 210, there's an area called the Angel's Crest Highway, and you take it up into the mountains, just a two-lane road.
01:40:21.000If you go up there at like 5 o'clock in the morning, 6 o'clock in the morning, it's fucking dead empty.
01:40:25.000And right when the sun starts to come up, just drive.
01:40:46.000Because you're so constantly concentrating on all these motherfuckers.
01:40:49.000This guy next to you is in a truck, and this guy next to you is kind of weaving in and out of lanes, and this motherfucker in front of you is going too slow, and it's like so much shit to think about.
01:40:57.000When you can just get on a highway and there's nobody, it's a peaceful feeling.
01:42:23.000I remember the last time I had peace of mind was when I was shooting The Longest Yard, and I was off on Saturdays and Sundays, and they opted.
01:42:31.000They said, you can either go home or stay.
01:43:16.000But I had to drive down to San Diego, and then from San Diego, I had to go across, like, quite a while to get to this Air Force Base where they took me on a flight with the Blue Angels.
01:43:27.000And you're driving through these desert areas with these beautiful rock formations and shit.
01:51:18.000And he keeps torturing him, torturing him.
01:51:20.000And then finally the guy, you got the fucking drugs, you fucking black guy, I don't do business.
01:51:26.000And he gives him the thing, and the guy's about to open up the briefcase to check the money, and he fucking slams and he goes, Where's my motherfucking coach?
01:58:24.000Apparently he would sign up to do movies too, hadn't read it at all, and would make them put up these big placards with all the lines that he had to say, like right behind him, and he would just free ball it on the set.
01:58:38.000I think people itself sometimes take acting too sacredly, you know?
01:58:44.000But if, like in The Godfather, the scene where he's at the table and he's talking about if something should happen to my son and he gets up, that's when they said he was reading off the guy's lapels and shit.
01:59:44.000You forget because we're subjected to such bad fucking movies.
01:59:49.000But I watched that movie again the other day, and I've been watching pieces.
01:59:52.000I don't have the time to sit and watch three hours, but it's been on HBO. And I watched the scene where he comes down, and he tells Duval, cars are coming to my house.
02:00:02.000Robert Duvall's another one who's great.
02:00:03.000He tells him, you know, tell your Don, whatever he seems to know.
02:00:06.000And he goes, but I was about to, but you had to have a drink.
02:00:10.000Takes the drink out of his hand and drinks it.
02:03:25.000He played a movie called Defiance where he's a longshoreman on the west side with Paulie Walnuts and the Sopranos, Danny Aiello, And they attack a fucking gang, like a Mexican-Puerto Rican gang.
02:04:27.000Not everybody's cut out for that kind of movie star Tom Cruise type shit.
02:04:30.000As crazy as that Tom Cruise motherfucker is, keeps it together pretty goddamn good.
02:04:35.000I mean, I'm sure if you talk to one of his ex-wives, they would say, ooh, they would tell you some horror story about people in fucking crazy outfits, you know, telling them about Xenu up on the planet Pluton or some shit that's controlling Tom's vibrations,
02:04:51.000forcing him to recite the doctrine of Scientology.
02:04:54.000But if you look at, like, what he's done and the fact that he's still alive and kicking, from, go back to, like, what was that first movie, uh, Just take those old records off the show.
02:06:55.000I heard that they actually build sets where it's bigger so he can stand on whoever he's with.
02:07:00.000Well, they did that with him and Brad Pitt.
02:07:02.000When him and Brad Pitt did Interview with the Vampire, Brad Pitt talked about how they would walk, and Tom Cruise would walk next to him on, like, a ramp.
02:07:08.000So, like, Brad Pitt would walk here, and Tom Cruise would walk next to him on a ramp.
02:07:12.000Because he had to be the same height as him.
02:07:15.000I bet they do that for a lot of movies, though.
02:07:17.000Because they have these, you know, leads that he, like the actresses, they can't have the actress be taller than him, so...
02:09:53.000If he really is a closeted gay guy that has arranged marriages and they go on for 10 years and the women get all this money and he needs them because this is the image that he's trying to...
02:10:06.000Listen, let me explain something to you, because I was thinking about this.
02:10:08.000Look at what happened with Donald Sterling.
02:10:11.000How many meetings could you go to and say to yourself, I can make a fucking killing if I could get my phone to tape a meeting of, you know, seeing like a Scientology party, what it really is.
02:15:06.000He goes, you got to wear a cape and a top hat.
02:15:09.000So this dude has to go to a fucking costume store at midnight, wakes up the guy.
02:15:13.000But when he wakes up the guy to rent the costume, they hear something.
02:15:18.000And they go in the room, and the guy, the costume guy, has a daughter who's 15, and she's getting fucked by two Japanese guys with wigs and mascara on and pink shit on their faces.
02:16:09.000After all the yelling and screaming when she caught the fucking guy with the Japanese guys, the girl comes walking out of the back with the two Japanese guys with business suits on.
02:16:30.000But Nicole Kidman wears a pair of regular panties with a wife beater on with those little titties, dog.
02:16:38.000What I mean, when little titties turn you on, when those two little beamers are up, and she's calling him like a fucking faggot to his face, she's like, you're a fucking faggot.
02:16:46.000I dream of this Navy guy fucking taking me down and breathing on my neck.
02:20:58.000That was the first time I ever saw a movie where a guy got arrested in another country, and I was like, oh, don't get arrested in another country, especially for drugs.
02:22:29.000He hits him with the pots, the pans, and by the time he comes out from the other side, he's missing an eye, and he fucking grabs him and just bites his fucking tongue off of being a rat.
02:24:28.000China has one-fifth of the world's population and a large and expanding economy, while opium has played an important role in the country's history since the beginning, oh, since before the First and Second Opium Wars, the 19th century.
02:24:44.000China's large landmass, close proximity to the Golden Triangle, and numerous coastal cities with large and modern port facilities make it An attractive transit center for drug trafficking.
02:25:09.000It was fought between Great Britain and China over their conflicting viewpoints on diplomatic relations trade and the administration of justice for foreign nationals.
02:25:20.000Prior to the conflict, Chinese officials wished to end the spread of opium We're good to go.
02:25:43.000Objected to the seizure and used its military power to enforce violent redress.
02:27:55.000When you have so much money, the amount of money in heroin in the Vietnam, especially back then, there was no Wikipedia, no Edward Snowden, no Julian Assange.
02:28:03.000You could hide shit pretty fucking easy.
02:28:05.000And there was so much money to be made in heroin, why wouldn't the government make it?
02:28:08.000I think their idea was like, look, we'd be crazy.
02:28:11.000Someone's going to make this money, and if they make the money, they're going to control the resources that they get from that money.
02:28:17.000They're going to be able to have influence and power and do things to people with that money.
02:34:27.000There's still a little traffic left in that brown weed.
02:34:30.000But for the most part, it don't take no fucking genius to know, listen, them fucking young kids in Northern California, they're about to fucking blow up the world what they're doing up there.
02:34:39.000Even Amsterdam's like, we can't compete no more.
02:39:26.00020 whole minutes of light kettlebell cleans, like swings and cleans, like light body weight squats, stretching, touching my toes, moving around, getting all the blood flowing.
02:39:37.000Because you've got to think, for eight hours or whatever you sleep for, you're just sitting there while everything's just lying flat.
02:39:42.000I mean, your blood's pumping and everything like that, but there's no movement.
02:39:45.000So everything's kind of stiff and weird.
02:39:48.000That's why when you wake up, your back hurts and If you go to bed for like two seconds and you lay down, your back doesn't hurt.
02:39:54.000But when you go to bed for eight hours, you wake up and you're like, stiff.
02:40:30.000Well, I have a big difference between, like, if I have a kickboxing workout at, like, 10 in the morning or a kickboxing workout at 7 at night, goddamn 7 at night, I'm on fire.
02:41:27.000So if I'm going to do something long, then I'll do the shroom tech.
02:41:31.000If I'm going to do something like kettlebells, like just a short kettlebell workout, 10 sets of swings, maybe 3 sets of cleans, and a farmer's walk, I just do a baby aspirin.
02:41:41.000And immediately a protein shake with glutamine and then one at night.
02:42:30.000But you have the fiber from the plant matter and you have plenty of fuel, you know, plenty of sugar in your body, but natural sugar, you know.
02:42:41.000But natural sugar, you see, when people have sugar, if you have sugar from a candy bar or something like that, that is the most unnatural form of sugar that human beings have ever created.
02:42:49.000We've figured out how to isolate sugar, take it away from its natural plants, natural fruits and vegetables, and then process it and make it this weird thing that you could just add to stuff.
02:43:00.000You know, that white powder doesn't exist in the wild.
02:43:03.000And the effect that it has on your body, your body's like, how are you getting so much sugar in this fucking thing?
02:43:08.000Like, if you have a drink, you ever look at, like, If you have just one of those energy drinks or post-workout drinks, hydration drinks, look at the fucking labels of those things.
02:44:44.000But the amount of power and the amount of influence that lobbyists and these giant companies that push corn syrup and put corn syrup in everything, the amount of income that they make from it, the profit generated from corn syrup is crazy.
02:45:00.000Corn syrup is in like 90% of our snack foods.
02:51:56.000There was traffic on the 405. And I'm like, oh my God.
02:51:59.000There's traffic on the 405. And then all of a sudden they said that the cause of the traffic was that the President of Israel was on the 405. So they had to lock half of it down.
02:52:08.000And all I kept thinking about was, the President of Israel knows about these cookies.
02:52:45.000Look, how many times have we been on the road when we've been in the middle of nowhere, we're in some town, and it's all of us.
02:52:52.000You know, it's like you, me, Red Band, Ari, and we'll get blasted.
02:52:57.000And then we'll go somewhere and have a giggle fest.
02:52:59.000Like, especially when it's all of us, you know, when we have a good group of like two or three of us and we go somewhere on the road and you get really high in some town, it's like we're all in on it together, you know?
02:53:10.000We're like, eee, sitting in Starbucks or eating lunch somewhere, eee, eee.
02:53:14.000Where Joey Diaz, we're all stoned, and we're trying to get the GPS working, and then Joey Diaz has meltdown.
02:53:20.000Well, that was when Joey used to have, when you were at your heaviest, you used to have food meltdowns when you would land.
02:54:28.000Let me relax, and then we'll do whatever the fuck you want to do.
02:54:31.000Forget the fucking GPS. We should have got a car with a driver to get us to the hotel.
02:54:36.000I ain't got time to land at 4 o'clock to fucking go into traffic with GPS. Till this day, I dread landing at LAX after 12. On a Sunday, I won't do it.
02:56:20.000I don't think nobody should stand on the line for three hours for food.
02:56:24.000I think they should stand on the line, and I think when you get to the front of the line, text me, and I'll fucking show up, and I'll give you $100.