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00:03:28.000I believe there's a Sony that's actually waterproof, which is pretty fantastic.
00:03:33.000Ting is a website, or Ting's a mobile service company that uses...
00:03:40.000What they do is you buy your phone from them, and then they handle all the rest.
00:03:45.000It all goes through the Sprint backbone, but you do it by their rules, and their rules are just a lot fairer, a lot easier for people to digest.
00:03:53.000I think everybody enjoys paying for things that are worth it.
00:03:59.000It's nice when you go to a good restaurant and you get a nice meal and you pay for it.
00:04:08.000Whatever you spent was totally worth it.
00:04:10.000It's always a shitty feeling when, even if you enjoy something, if you feel like you got fucked over or you feel like it's too much or you feel like it's not fair...
00:04:19.000And for the longest time, the way cell phone companies have done business has irked a lot of people.
00:04:24.000One of the things being that you pay for your minutes.
00:04:27.000Like, you know, you have this thing like 120 minutes.
00:04:30.000But if you don't use that 120 minutes, you don't get any money back.
00:06:59.000We would have never figured out the internet.
00:07:01.000There's some, like, that, just the evidence that the internet is real, that is one of the best evidences that there are people that are just so far beyond how fucking smart you think smart is.
00:07:12.000It's like, remember when you were, like, five or six years old, you had, like, a lot of times you had, like, this one kid in the neighborhood that maybe was, like, a little bit bigger, a little bit stronger than the other kids, and when you would play with them on the field, like, you'd get, like, bummed out, like, you'd get knocked over and shit.
00:07:49.000But that's what I feel like technologically and just the mental capacity of a super genius in comparison to me.
00:07:58.000I feel like if I'm that little kid and if I tried to figure out how the fuck they figured out the internet, I'd just be like, oh, my brain doesn't work that good.
00:08:11.000You know, if you went into one of those dudes' offices and they had those crazy, like, goodwill hunting shit on the wall, and he's doing those equations that fucking nobody understands.
00:09:19.000Yeah, I mean, remember when they were dipping phones?
00:09:22.000There was like a company that would dip them, like dip your iPhone, and then they would send it back to you and it would essentially be waterproof.
00:09:29.000That's probably what they did with these.
00:10:45.000Delicious snacks and foods like the warrior bar which is this somebody actually brought this up I think this is an important point somebody's brought this up to me on Twitter There's no added nitrates in In these Buffalo bars, but there's naturally occurring nitrates that occur in sea salt and in celery So that's something to consider.
00:11:09.000And also, I don't know whether or not...
00:11:12.000I was saying on this ad before, when I would read it before, one of the points is that it has no nitrates.
00:11:20.000And I don't know exactly if nitrates are actually bad for you in natural form.
00:11:24.000I don't know if they're bad for you in sea salt form, or bad for you in celery, or if it's just a...
00:13:13.000If anybody's ever interested in really getting healthy and fit, getting your diet checked out, getting your blood work done, finding out where your nutritional levels are, eat like you normally would eat.
00:13:57.000So the Warrior Bars, what we were talking about, so take that into consideration, but they do have, they're 140 calories, 4 grams of fat in a 2-ounce serving with 14 grams of protein, which is a lot.
00:15:25.000It's really interesting, the difference between the hemp forest protein powder, and I've used some powders from some other companies that use the cheaper shit.
00:15:32.000It's just more coarse, more fiber in it, and it's like you taste it in your mouth when you're drinking grit.
00:15:39.000But as far as your body's ability to digest it, I think it's the easiest form of protein to digest.
00:20:20.000I mean, you might get hit with some clawing at you and shit, but you could hold her in place, and nobody has to get hurt.
00:20:27.000If you're a cop, it's not like that woman was attacking him.
00:20:30.000If that woman was attacking him, say if that woman had a bat or a knife or something like that, she's coming at him and he took her down and punched her in the face, I'm all for that.
00:22:32.000Yeah, he filmed the whole thing, too, and...
00:22:35.000There's like a hierarchy like that's like a weird thing the rank thing for police officers like that's some military shit like the whole rank thing like that he had to like you know give in to a superior officer like that's what the issue is a superior rank yeah how weird is that like a guy's a general yeah like we're not at war yeah that person ran a red light like let's calm down I mean,
00:23:02.000I guess cops should be able to get better positions as they get better at their job, and they should get more prestige as they get more experience and knowledge.
00:24:12.000It's hard for anybody, I think, to expect that people that go through that job on a daily basis are perfect, or that they should be held to the same standards as everybody else, as far as their ability to tolerate bullshit.
00:25:38.000They're always at like eight, you know?
00:25:41.000If you live in that world and you're constantly like, Dodging this and evading that and capturing this guy and pulling that guy off the street.
00:27:10.000And every time they talk to people, the people are lying.
00:27:13.000Like, most of the time, most of the time, people are talking to cops, they're lying.
00:27:18.000Yeah, I don't think I've ever talked to a cop when it hasn't been like, I'm on the end of getting in trouble, and I'm like, how do I get out of this?
00:27:31.000Yeah, that's a lot of people's interaction with cops on the street, man.
00:27:34.000That's a lot of people's, if you think about it, remember that video, that kid was taking a video, the woman was beating him up, and she was screaming at him, and he was like, stop hitting me, please stop, and that's all he was doing.
00:27:47.000And she was saying that she was going to say that he sexually assaulted her.
00:29:40.000That innocent old person's not going to steal anything.
00:29:43.000Well, people become kleptos, and they don't even know why.
00:29:47.000Like, I had a girl that I was dating when I was in high school that had a bit of an issue at one point in time, and she was a very good person.
00:30:49.000When we were at the airport, we'd just be like...
00:30:52.000He would just be stuffing hamburgers in his pockets, and you're just like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:30:56.000He's like, don't worry about this, Brian!
00:30:59.000Or he would just go and get to one of those little stands where they have drinks and popcorn and stuff, and he's just putting stuff in his pockets right in the open.
00:32:12.000I'm 17. I'm almost 18. Then I got to fend for myself, you know, and then graduation's out and you take your deep breath and you try to figure it out.
00:35:11.000That's what you've got to really worry about.
00:35:13.000What you've got to really worry about is people that don't think you need a military or don't think you need law enforcement, you're Really kind of underestimating the evil that human beings are capable of.
00:35:22.000We've just been in a nice place here in America for a few hundred years.
00:35:26.000Pretty sweet as far as world history goes.
00:35:33.000Like a solid 200 plus years of nobody coming over here and fucking us up.
00:35:39.000Like a few little baby attacks, but nothing in comparison to anything that any other empire had to go through over like, you know, the course of its reign.
00:35:48.000If you think about how many human beings, how many different countries there are in this country, and then that we have military bases in like 100 plus of those countries, those numbers are crazy.
00:36:01.000Just stopping and thinking about how many of us there are is nuts.
00:36:06.000But if there wasn't a military and some crazy fucks like those North Hollywood guys gathered up together and decided to start taking shit over, what would you do?
00:37:02.000But when people look at things like...
00:37:05.000When you look at things like the bad aspects of the military or the bad aspects of war...
00:37:15.000And the bad aspects of police enforcement, law enforcement, the bad aspects of people being horrible and police brutality in those situations.
00:37:25.000I think people are tending to go in only one direction with the idea.
00:37:32.000Like, they're only looking at the violence that these cops are doing to civilians.
00:37:36.000They're not looking at, like, what are we asking these people to do?
00:37:39.000What are we asking these normal people to do for $40,000 a year?
00:37:43.000And how much of an assurance do we have that these people are of sound character, where they can get through that gig?
00:37:50.000Yeah, I know there's some screening processes, but how thorough is it really?
00:37:53.000And how much do we really know about the impact of day-to-day violence, day-to-day bullshit that these people have to deal with?
00:41:01.000John Jones got in Daniel Cormier's face, put his forehead on Daniel Cormier's forehead, and Daniel Cormier grabbed John Jones by the neck and pushed him away, and John dropped his belt, and then it was just bodies colliding.
00:42:15.000Unless guys agree to hug, you know, you agree to shake hands and hug, you should have a no-contact policy.
00:42:21.000And anybody who clearly violates that no-contact policy gets fined.
00:42:24.000You know, some guys can deal with it, that getting in each other's face, but when you have a situation like this, You know, you gotta have to have a no-contact policy with those guys.
00:42:34.000Yeah, cause like the weigh-ins, they're always doing the forehead stuff and getting it in people's face.
00:43:45.000The difference between that kind of violence and the violence of a sport is the violence of a sport is everyone's agreeing to this scenario.
00:43:53.000You're agreeing to train for X amount of weeks.
00:43:56.000You're going to fight for X amount of rounds.
00:48:04.000But now, like, now the demand is so much more for, like, there to be a real story instead of, like, this monster attacks a village and then a hot girl gets her clothes ripped off and you see her tits.
00:48:15.000You're like, that was an amazing film!
00:48:16.000Dude, we should do a mystery science theater type thing where we watch Creature from the Black Lagoon.
00:48:36.000The creature was pretty dope for the time.
00:48:39.000It was just a really cool scuba diving outfit, essentially.
00:48:44.000And this weird, freaky, lizard-like scuba diving outfit, they put this guy in, and he would swim in the swimming pool and capture the group.
00:49:44.000Ooh, it's 3D! I didn't even know it was 3D! Yeah, it was one of those where you got your glasses in the Sunday paper and they would play it on the TV. Remember that?
00:51:57.000If they run, the titties are bouncing while they're being chased by a lizard man.
00:52:01.000That's what you could count on with all those Jason movies, where you're like, in the first scene, he's going to be walking through some camp, and there's going to be a bunch of girls going like, nothing's going to happen.
00:53:44.000Like, the Godzilla itself was amazing.
00:53:46.000But there's just one motherfucker, the main dude, who survives more close calls in this goddamn movie than anybody in the history of monster movies.
00:55:23.000That part was cool, but the human parts were horrible.
00:55:27.000It really felt like I was watching someone took a comic book and just didn't do any rewrites at all and just slapped it together.
00:55:36.000It was very comic book-like, which I think in some cases is fine, but the comic books that they're doing now, comic book movies, they do so well.
00:55:44.000Captain America, it's a silly story, but they do a really good job.
00:57:20.000But I understand if you think the movie sucks to you, but to me, I thought it was excellent.
00:57:25.000And if it wasn't Tom Cruise, I think if it was some other dude that didn't carry a lot of baggage, I think it would probably have been rated a lot higher than it was.
00:57:32.000I think one of the reasons why people are like, oh, that movie wasn't that good, I really think it's because it's a Tom Cruise movie.
00:57:38.000I think, like, Tom Cruise's movies, people think they're good, they're pretty good, that's pretty good.
00:57:44.000But if it was, like, another actor in the same role, like, it wouldn't be judged the same way, I think.
00:57:49.000I think people just think that guy's so wacky.
00:57:51.000Yeah, his reputation precedes anything else he can do from now on.
01:00:06.000She'd fallen ill at a party and she died.
01:00:11.000And he was accused by this woman's acquaintance of accidentally killing the woman.
01:00:20.000And after the first two trials, which resulted in hung juries, Arbuckle was acquitted in the third trial and received a formal written apology from the jury.
01:00:31.000Despite Arbuckle's acquittal, the scandal has mostly overshadowed his legacy as a pioneering comedian.
01:00:38.000Following the trials, his films were banned and he was publicly ostracized.
01:00:43.000Although the ban on his films was lifted within a year, Arbuckle only worked sparingly through the 1920s.
01:00:49.000He later worked as a film director under the alias William Goodrich.
01:00:54.000He was finally able to return to acting, making two short real comedies in 1932 for Warner Brothers.
01:00:59.000He died in his sleep of a heart attack at the age of 46. Whoa.
01:01:05.000Reportedly, on the same day, he signed a contract with Warner Brothers to make a feature film.
01:05:45.000Music licensing also, mostly, and things like that.
01:05:48.000Yeah, music licensing, and I'm sure also, like, that there's certain places, like, they don't want to waste their bandwidth on a product that's not available in your country.
01:05:57.000I'm surprised terrorists just haven't gone after these lines yet.
01:07:32.000Yeah, like, they would, like, destroy a 7-Eleven in El Paso, and then we would just, like, bomb all of Mexico City for, like, three straight days.
01:07:40.000But that's why the people in Israel, one of the things about people in Israel is those motherfuckers love to party.
01:09:16.000So, like, they grew up in, around all that, you know?
01:09:19.000They were, like, Christian, you know, so they just got out of there.
01:09:22.000They're like, we need to get out of here.
01:09:23.000But every time I'd ask them about it, they would just, like, I'm like, what do you think about what's going on in Israel and Gaza now, all this stuff?
01:09:29.000And they just look at me like, what do you mean?
01:09:31.000I'm like, what do you think's gonna happen?
01:09:32.000And they're like, the same thing that's always gonna happen.
01:09:35.000They're gonna keep fighting, and it's never gonna end.
01:10:41.000Whenever you do, anytime you're on the road, if you're near Camp Pendleton or Fort Bragg or any of these military bases, if you have a gig anywhere nearby and you hang out there for a day, you're going to see military trucks.
01:10:55.000You're going to see camoed up Jeeps and Humvees and all these different troops constantly moving back and forth, left and right.
01:11:02.000If you're close to that, you see it all the time.
01:11:15.000I mean, to find if there is any trouble.
01:11:17.000Can you imagine if you saw that tank and then all of a sudden fucking alarms start going off and the shit starts flying and you're sitting there real close to this tank that's getting shot at?
01:11:26.000That happened when we went to sleep in the village that night.
01:11:30.000The night before we went back up to the city in Beirut.
01:11:34.000And, like, my younger brother and I just heard these distant, like, noises, and we, like, asked my mom, like, what are those noises?
01:11:40.000And she said, no, don't worry, it's nothing, don't worry about it.
01:11:42.000And the next day we were like, so what were those noises?
01:13:17.000There's like tribal guys that like it goes through so much that like the bubonic plague of all these things, they get it and then nothing happens.
01:14:01.000It's a human disease caused by the Ebola virus.
01:14:04.000Symptoms typically start two to three weeks after two days to three weeks after contracting the virus with a fever, sore throat, muscle pains, and headaches.
01:14:12.000Typically, nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea follow along with the decreased functioning of the liver and kidneys.
01:14:19.000At this point, some people begin to have bleeding problems.
01:14:22.000The virus may be acquired upon contact with blood or bodily fluids of an infected animal, commonly monkeys or fruit bats.
01:14:29.000So, somebody fucked a bat or a monkey.
01:14:31.000And that's how we got Ebola, most likely.
01:14:34.000Somebody got super crazy and fucked a monkey or a bat.
01:14:37.000It's unnaturally transmitted through the air.
01:14:40.000Fruit bats are believed to carry and spread the virus without being affected.
01:14:44.000Once human infection occurs, the disease may spread between people as well.
01:14:48.000Male survivors may be able to transmit the disease via semen.
01:15:10.000No specific treatment for the disease.
01:15:13.000Efforts to help persons who are infected include giving them either oral rehydration therapy, slightly salty water to drink, or intravenous fluids.
01:15:25.000The disease has a high mortality rate, often killing between 50 and 90% of those infected.
01:19:24.000They had a video where they showed this news guy that was hiding in a bush taking video or photos of this, and he wasn't wearing a suit, though.
01:19:32.000And it was just like, oh, he's feet away from this person, not wearing a suit.
01:21:10.000Both aid workers received doses of an experimental Ebola drug derived in part from tobacco plants and never before tested on humans before they left Liberia.
01:21:20.000Brantley got an additional dose at Emory.
01:23:07.000If someone caught the zombie disease and they knew they had the zombie disease, but they knew that it didn't show up for a couple weeks, but they could transmit it to people, would they still fuck?
01:24:34.000When they put a lot of money into these things, like these kind of projects, like they have new drugs they're trying to test, if it works, the amount of money that they can make from it is giant.
01:24:45.000So they're probably working really hard on developing some sort of a cure.
01:24:50.000They had enough hope in it, they injected people with.
01:24:54.000You know, it doesn't mean it's going to be effective, but it means they probably have done a lot of work with it already, and they're pretty sure it does something good.
01:27:26.000The Georgia Guidestones are these really tall pieces of stone that were carved in several different languages with guides for how to run a civilization.
01:28:27.000I mean, what they're doing is, look, you could say that this is some sort of an evil plot, and it may be, but it also might be that they're just trying to look at it in what you would consider a cold and calculated manner.
01:28:38.000But if you looked at it in a cold and calculating manner, I'm not telling you that anybody should do this, but if you did...
01:28:44.000You would want to take the smartest females and breed them with the smartest males and the ones who had the most good habits, the ones who were the most fit, you would want them to be the ones that would be raising children more often.
01:28:58.000It's just like what you would do if you were raising dogs.
01:30:46.000A message clearly conveying a set of ten guidelines as inscribed on the structure in eight modern languages, and a shorter message is inscribed at the top of the structure in four ancient languages.
01:30:58.000Babylonian, Classical Greek, Sanskrit, and Egyptian hieroglyphs.
01:31:17.000The capstone lies at the top of the five slabs, which are astronomically aligned.
01:31:22.000An additional stone tablet, which is set on the ground a short distance to the west of the structure, provides some notes on the history and the purpose of the guidestones.
01:31:30.000In June of 1979, an unknown person or persons under the pseudonym R.C. Christian hired Elberton Granite Finishing Company to build the structure.
01:34:43.000Well, how about all these businesses now that have these phone apps that you put a thing on your phone, you swipe a credit card, and you can pay for a credit card with your phone.
01:35:26.000It's just, you know, if you're selling a $10 poster, usually people have $10, you know, so it's not necessary, but if I... Somebody likes cash!
01:36:15.000You know, you write your thing on the screen.
01:36:16.000What's really crazy is that there's like these little tablets and it's all this really complicated screen, high definition, touch screen, super accurate, but you're still like doing this thing with your fucking, you're putting your mark.
01:37:34.000Like the idea that you're bound to an agreement.
01:37:36.000These wavy lines that you put on paper.
01:37:40.000There's certain things that I think like business dealings, like say if you and I decided to build a house together, like Nick and Joe go into construction business and we decided to build, and we have a business and the business is 50-50 and we pay for the same amount for this and that and we get the same amount of profit and you got that all worked out.
01:38:02.000But there's a lot of things that you sign for, like cable agreements, you know, or cell phone contracts, or there's entanglements, business entanglements.
01:38:13.000There's a contract to get a cell phone?
01:38:50.000And it's pretty interesting that they go through all the different companies and which ones will sell your personal information because you've agreed.
01:38:59.000The second you click yes on iTunes or you agree to Apple's the second you turn on your iPhone or something like that, they can store your information.
01:39:08.000They can sell it if the government needs it.
01:39:12.000They used to be like, we will not give out your information, and then they've changed the clause to, like, you know, unless...
01:39:18.000Like, it'll be words like, unless certain things come up.
01:39:21.000Like, well, what the fuck does that mean?
01:39:32.000That South Park episode, Human Cinepad, where it's all about Apple's terms and conditions, and it ends up, like, having, like, you sign, you have to eat this guy's ass...
01:40:53.000They tell you in the documentary, if you've spent all the time reading every time a new terms and conditions comes up for all the different things that make you sign one, it would take years of your life.
01:41:04.000You have to take days off of work to be like, dude, I just signed up for Netflix, Spotify, and I got a new iPhone, so I can't come into work today because I have to read 860 pages of legal jargon.
01:41:16.000Yeah, it should be, at a certain point in time, it should be that your method of delivery is so woefully ineffective that it's illegal.
01:41:22.000Like, in terms and conditions on that scale, if I could prove that my theory was correct, and then it's like one-half of one percent, or one-tenth of one percent, rather, that actually read that thing, those should be illegal.
01:41:34.000Because you're making people sign things that they're just not reading.
01:41:50.000When you find out that anytime you cancel, anytime you want to change this, you're subject to fees, you're subject to that, and you find out things about your information, your history, they're selling your phone number or your email.
01:42:05.000There's so many things that happen to people when you sign those little things away.
01:42:46.000And then I found out where it was from.
01:42:47.000This guy, I guess I had, like, retweeted something from a website.
01:42:52.000Like, sometimes when you retweet something, like, if you go to a website and you click on a story or something that you think is interesting, and you, there's like a tweet button.
01:43:01.000But if you tweet it, like, sometimes you're agreeing to allow them to have access to your Twitter account.
01:43:09.000Well, a lot of those websites, that's how they steal your password also, because you go in there and it could be like, tweet this story, and it's just like you need to log in, and what it's doing, it's actually stealing your password and logging you in at the same time, so it looks like everything's going right, and then that's how a lot of people get phished for their passwords.
01:43:45.000So I go to his website, his website is like, you know, his Twitter page has got like 100,000 fucking friends, or whatever it is, followers.
01:45:05.000Yeah, and he had created some sort of an app, and if you use the app, it puts a cookie on your computer, like if you use it.
01:45:16.000It puts a cookie on your computer, and then any time you go to eBay and make a purchase or do business, he would get a kickback.
01:45:25.000And the way he described it and the way they described it is very different, so I don't know who's right or who's wrong.
01:45:30.000But what they're accusing him of is you plant something on your, like it plants a cookie, and then even if you don't go to eBay through his website, it appears that you did.
01:45:41.000So they have these eBay affiliates where, say, if nickyusef.com, if I went through that and then went to eBay and purchased something, you would get a little tiny piece of the action.
01:48:24.000They don't know whether or not someone is trying to pull a fast one on them.
01:48:29.000They don't know whether or not a yoga guru or a cult member could rope them in and suck them into things by telling them that they found the secret.
01:48:38.000They have this weird need to believe irrational things.
01:48:41.000This is from this woman who tells me herself.
01:49:33.000When you grew up super religious like that, especially if you don't have open-minded parents, there's a way I think that you could grow up with a sense of spirituality and still be very open-minded and Maybe scientifically inclined, but the reason why this guy is such a skeptic, he's going after things,
01:49:49.000debunking things, showing, ha, this is all nonsense, ladies and gentlemen.
01:49:54.000Have you ever seen his video on fracking?
01:51:00.000There's a visual artifact that comes when bugs fly across the screen.
01:51:05.000Bugs move really fast, and if you don't have a super high-speed camera, it can't capture the bug, so it elongates the shape of the bug, because it's this little tiny thing moving quickly, and it looks like a translucent tube that's moving through the air.
01:53:05.000Yeah, you know how global warming, if you believe in global warming or if you don't believe in global warming, you're going to piss somebody off and they're going to get heated tweets about it.
01:54:03.000I'm not pro or con fracking, ladies and gentlemen.
01:54:06.000I'm not opposed to putting a fence around a certain area of, like, South Dakota where nobody goes and fracking the shit out of that bitch and not having to go to war for foreign oil.
01:55:23.000Alright, how many of them are fractured?
01:55:24.000Many people ask us how many wells have been hydraulically fractured in the United States.
01:55:30.000It's an excellent question, but not one that's easily answered.
01:55:33.000Most states don't release the data on well stimulation activities.
01:55:38.000Also, since the data are released by state regulatory agencies, it is necessary to obtain data from each state that has oil and gas data to even begin the conversation.
01:55:48.000We finally had a chance to complete the task.
01:55:52.000And have able to be able to aggregate the following totals.
01:57:28.000Wells that have been hydraulically fractured might appear in any of the eight categories, with the obvious exception of not fractured.
01:57:35.000So that's the only one that doesn't have hydraulically fractured wells included in it.
01:57:43.000So categories that are very likely to be fractured include horizontal, hydraulically fractured, and unknown shale formation, the total of which is 32,000 wells.
01:57:58.000So they don't know, but at least 32,000.
01:58:00.000However, the number doesn't include any wells from Texas or Colorado.
01:58:05.000Where we know thousands of wells have been drilled into major shale formations, but the data for which had to be placed into categories that were more vague.
01:58:15.000So there's different states that have different regulatory bodies, I guess.
01:58:19.000There's states that are better to fucking rape the earth in.
01:58:24.000They probably are better off hiding the information too.
01:58:28.000So it seems like what they're saying is like 32,000 plus hydraulically fractured ones that they could locate, that they know are most likely hydraulically fractured.
01:58:38.000But then there's a bunch of the other ones that possibly could.
01:58:42.000And the ones that aren't fractured, there's only 7,477 of them out of the 1,136,000.
01:58:49.000What's crazy is that they create earthquakes.
02:06:01.000Spread out across 800,000 acres, California's almond orchards typically require 1.6 million domesticated bee colonies to pollinate the flowering trees and produce what has become the state's largest overseas agricultural export.
02:06:26.000If weed was legal, you don't think that people in Portugal would be dying to get a hold of some goddamn California weed?
02:06:34.000But given widespread bee losses to so-called colony collapse disorder this winter, California's almond growers were able to pollinate their crop automatically.
02:06:42.000Only through an intense nationwide push to cobble together the necessary number of healthy bee colonies.
02:07:56.000And there's this image on this Yale site where I'm reading a story, and there's this dude who's dressed up in this beekeeper's outfit, and he's handling these bees and moving them around in these California farms,
02:10:27.000It's crazy that these invasions are happening on such a small level.
02:10:32.000You think bees are like dumb bee just flying around making honey, and meanwhile they're like, here's the plan.
02:10:37.000We're going in, and we're going to heat the fucking place up until everyone dies.
02:10:41.000Well, no, the bees do that to the hornets, but what they do is say one hornet will be a scout hornet, and the scout hornet will show up, and when the scout hornet shows up, that's when the bees swarm it.
02:10:52.000The bees swarm it and hold it down and try to kill it.
02:10:54.000Because if they don't kill it, if it gets back to the hornet's nest and goes, yo, I found some bees, that's when shit gets crazy.
02:11:01.000That's when they fly back and fuck everybody up.
02:13:04.000It wouldn't be able to probably reach around, like if the wasp was like, I'm going to stab you in the back, the praying mantis probably couldn't get it.
02:13:21.000Yeah, I'm watching this praying mantis.
02:13:23.000Okay, the amazing thing is if only the wasp knew how vulnerable the praying mantis is, could in numbers easily sting it to death, but it doesn't.
02:13:32.000The answer lies in the camouflage strategy of the mantis, and now the wasp usually visualizes the mantis among the foliage.
02:13:39.000The mantis is not seen as a threat to the wasp.
02:17:51.000Because if you think about like bugs, bugs are just like what those aliens were like.
02:17:56.000They were like this emotionless, ruthless thing that just like sort of popped out of the darkness and clamped a hold of you and fucking shot a tongue into your brain and sucked your brain out.
02:18:06.000How is that any different than when we just saw that thing do?
02:34:18.000Well, there's an aquatic worm, I don't know if that's the same one, that it gets inside of a grasshopper, and when it's about to be born, when it reaches the right size, it actually takes over the mind of the grasshopper and gets the grasshopper to commit suicide.
02:40:21.000Like I would have never thought, like if you showed me a photo of that and I didn't watch the video, I've never thought there was a praying mantis in there.
02:41:36.000Don't they have CGI? They can turn one guy, you know, they can turn people into the Hulk, and you tell me you can't CGI that chick to look exactly like Rebecca Romaine Stamos?
02:43:13.000W-E-T-A? Came across a cricket-like creature which has a wingspan of seven inches after two days of searching on a tiny island, Lake Barrier Island in New Zealand.
02:45:43.000That's the one place where a comic can get a job, like doing comedy, being surrounded by degenerates on a constant basis, and eventually become a professional comedian to have his own comedy CD. Exactly, yeah.
02:46:35.000You know, everyone kind of somewhat defended him as being, you know, like this mysterious person and it's probably going to be the end of that part of the comedy store where it's like, ooh, it's haunted and oh, Mitzi.
02:46:47.000But I think, you know, I showed a couple of the videos that I made and I think that kind of silenced everyone.
02:47:19.000I mean, it could have easily been something that it isn't.
02:47:22.000What it is is a very, very bizarre place.
02:47:25.000Like, as far as comedy clubs go, one of the most bizarre places of all time, and one of the most historical comedy clubs ever in the world.
02:48:24.000I think if they just keep the open mics as strong as it is there, I mean, like Sundays and Mondays there, you know, they have a really good open mic program.
02:48:33.000Kill Tony on top of that is, you know, really good for the open mics.
02:48:36.000I think you'll still be able to make new comics there, and it will still be a good place for comics to start.
02:48:41.000Hiring comics as employees, letting them kind of graduate through the system.
02:48:45.000Yeah, and now that, you know, you've removed some of the crazy aspect as far as, like, the real negative crazy...
02:48:50.000There was just too much ego and madness and just too much intolerable madness is the best way to describe it.
02:48:58.000You're not dealing with rational people.
02:49:00.000You're dealing with someone who's intolerably crazy.
02:49:02.000And it's not that the whole intolerable crew is removed.
02:49:06.000There's still some intolerable behind the scenes folks.
02:50:15.000And if anything topical happens, by the time you get up on stage, it's been discussed 50 fucking times.
02:50:21.000There was one time when Ari was working there, and the Chinese fighter pilot crashed with an American fighter jet, and the guy's name was Wong Wei.
02:51:04.000I love the fact that this happened because it seems like a lot of comics are coming back to this place that didn't really want to come here.
02:51:10.000By the way, Tosh wanted to apologize for shaking your hand weird last time you saw him.
02:55:19.000Someone was saying it would have been great if the way they fired him was they bring him into an office and they go like, well, it's not just that, Tommy.
02:55:27.000They start with that and then they fire him.
02:56:18.000Yeah, he got shit on a little bit when he was coming up, you know?
02:56:22.000So I think because of that, you know, he had a bunch of issues with guys that he was working with that either didn't pay him or fucked with him.
02:56:30.000So he's super nice to people that are coming up now.
02:56:36.000He takes care of comics and he gives way new comics that are like, oh, I'd like to open for you on a local thing.
02:56:42.000And he'll let him have a few minutes just because he knows, he remembers what that was like, doing not an open mic of any kind.
02:56:50.000There's going to be 80 people there, like 200. And he's like, because it'll be like something local, and he's like, yeah, if I can come down and do five minutes.
02:56:59.000Yeah, camaraderie between comics is one of the coolest things.
02:57:03.000It's one of the coolest things, because it's one of the things about the store as well, is the store, because everybody, we're all hung out there, like it really fostered that sort of camaraderie.