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00:12:22.000There's some crazy bitch in Russia that's like the world record holder for the amount of weight she can carry with her pussy.
00:12:27.000But it's something substantial, like 50 pounds.
00:12:30.000So she shoves a dildo in her pussy, attaches it to a fucking kettlebell, and does squats holding this dildo in her box just with her shield pussy, like grabbing it like that.
00:15:19.000It's crazy that that thing has been there in the ocean this whole time and we never heard about it until 2014. There's too many things to pay attention to.
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00:15:30.000To learn about shrimps that fuck people up or fuck things up.
00:16:46.000The premise behind Kill Tony, folks who don't know, it's Tony Hinchcliffe and Brian Redband have this podcast where they do, everybody does like a minute, like you have new comics, they go up and do a minute, and they have these two girls, what are their names again?
00:17:46.000Well, if you stare at your mirror and you practice for a minute, it's most likely not really going to be a minute when you're up there because you're going to be panicking.
00:20:10.000I went to see Louis Black, me and Joey.
00:20:13.000We were staying at this place in Jersey, and we were doing the theater the next day.
00:20:17.000He was doing it on Thursday, we were doing it on Friday.
00:20:20.000And we went in to watch, and I was like, whoa, when a guy's on stage telling jokes, when people start laughing, you don't hear anything else he says until that laughter stops.
00:20:30.000And I never realized that, because obviously you're on stage, you have the microphone, you have the monitors broadcast in your face, so you hear yourself very loud and clear.
00:20:39.000But the audience, they don't hear you very good when people are laughing.
00:20:47.000It's Madison Square Garden, places like that.
00:20:49.000And you really had to wait for the wave to come by, because otherwise, you're right, you're talking over yourself, you're talking over the layup.
00:20:56.000Yeah, you talk over the laugh and you kill all the taglines.
00:23:16.000And I had to go on CNN and I fucking hated it because you just find out a buddy of yours dies and they want to talk about suicide and how he did it and brain chemistry.
00:24:38.000The thing about the Robin and also about Rich Jenny that it's not in my wheelhouse is the depression thing.
00:24:46.000Both those guys suffered from pretty severe depression.
00:24:49.000And The more people we talked to, we had Cara Santa Maria on last week, who's a friend of ours, who's a very, very smart, very brilliant woman, and also a neuroscientist.
00:24:59.000So, you know, she's not talking out of her ass when she explains what's going on in the human brain.
00:25:19.000These people, you know, I see that they want to take a stand because they find it offensive that people would be, in their eyes, what they would consider so selfish that they committed suicide.
00:25:29.000But I think in talking to people that have had it, I think it's pretty safe to assume they're telling you the truth.
00:26:48.000But Mark Gordon, who's this guy, this doctor that I've had on the podcast before, sent me this piece that he's working on on the high instances of suicide in relationship to operations.
00:27:06.000He's saying that they need to accept that there's an issue going on with people's hormonal balances that get thrown out of whack by a pretty severe operation like heart surgery.
00:27:16.000And he cited the instances of hypothyroidism that can be caused by it and then the pituitary gland function, especially being under for a long time.
00:27:26.000When they do like those, like what Joan Rivers just had done, they put her under for a long time and now she's still in like critical care.
00:27:36.000Apparently when you get put under for long periods of time, they do something like open heart surgery, which they did with Robin, it can be really tricky.
00:27:45.000When you come out of it, it's like some pretty severe depression occurs in a lot of people.
00:27:51.000So if people didn't see it coming before, you got that factor.
00:27:56.000You also have the drug factor that he recently checked himself back into rehab again.
00:29:03.000As far as how much interest you can earn on your money, it's smarter in a lot of cases to keep paying it off as a mortgage than it is to just spend whatever he owed on it.
00:29:14.000It was $20 million or something like that.
00:29:16.000Take the $20 million out of his money.
00:29:17.000But she's like, he could have done that if he wanted to.
00:29:20.000So it wasn't like he wasn't broke at all.
00:30:12.000That was one of the things that he was talking about, why he wound up doing that television show.
00:30:16.000It was because it was an independent film situation where he was constantly getting these offers to do these films, and they barely even had funding.
00:34:30.000I mean, he grew up, Ringling Brothers, Barney, he graduated from their college, so he used to be in the circus, so a lot of his shit is, like, active.
00:34:36.000Can you imagine if you have a fucking business, you worked real hard, put together a comedy club, you hire a waitstaff, you get everything up and running, and Steve-O comes to town, he asks you if he could do fire on stage.
00:34:48.000And you see your life falling apart for one fucking Thursday in November, and you're like, no.
00:36:29.000I think what happened to him, though, is overload.
00:36:32.000Like, if you talk to him, like, if you listen to him rather talk about it, he talks about how it got to a point where he can go on stage and anything he did, people laughed, so he couldn't figure out what was funny anymore.
00:36:42.000They were just so happy to see him, and he was like, this is crazy.
00:39:16.000So they'll have their own system so that no one knows what the fuck.
00:39:19.000If you're in someone's corner and you're yelling out, hit him with the two, hit him with the two, the guy's going to look out for the right hand.
00:39:25.000But if two is a roundhouse kick instead or a wheel kick or something else, they won't know.
00:39:53.000But people don't tolerate that in MMA. It's a totally different kind of sport.
00:39:58.000The people that have been really insulting about athletes, really insulting about calling them losers or fat or whatever, those people all get ostracized.
00:40:50.000Plus, the crowd was so much classier, because I've gone to professional wrestling years ago, and they all look like they were all cross-eyed.
00:47:58.000It was 92-ish, somewhere around there.
00:48:00.000I lived in New York from 92 to 94. And in 94, I was already going back and forth to LA. But all that, like 88 to 90-ish, maybe, I guess it was 90, 91, all that was in Boston.
00:48:14.000And a lot of it was working all these outside bar gigs.
00:50:03.000He's a brilliant guy, neurosurgeon, or neuroscientist, rather, and knows a lot about the human mind.
00:50:09.000And he was arguing, not arguing, but explaining the idea of determinism, that there is no real free will, that everything you do is a combination of your genes, your life experiences, the environment that you're in.
00:50:22.000It was a really, really interesting argument.
00:50:32.000He's saying that the reason why you act the way you act is essentially based on all these factors that you have no control over, like your genes, your life experiences, all these different things.
00:50:44.000But as a comic, I guess it's all those things that are leading me to invest more energy into it right now.
00:50:55.000But whatever it is, free will, whatever the fuck it is, that's causing me to be excited about it now.
00:51:02.000I'm as excited, if not more excited, by stand-up right now than I ever have been, ever.
00:54:03.000You were the one that told me about that a long time ago when we first started looking up shit on the internet about some Japanese guys getting shit on.
00:54:11.000Well, there's a lot of videos of people that would like shit in each other's mouths and stuff and you can't believe it's real, but when you watch it, there's some fake ones like Two Girls, One Cup, they like put ice cream up their ass or whatever the fuck they put up there that wasn't exactly shit.
00:55:28.000You've done every perversion there is, so you get to that point.
00:55:32.000Well, that's why what Sam Harris says is so fascinating.
00:55:34.000Because if determinism is true, that means that you're not even responsible for letting someone shit in your mouth.
00:55:39.000It's like all these variables have played a part in your being, who you are at this moment, lying there on this stainless steel table while this Japanese guy hovers over your face.
00:56:37.000You know what it was also about, though?
00:56:39.000What a lot of people forget is that it was also people that you knew that also liked to smoke marijuana when it was really, really illegal.
00:56:47.000So it was like this group thing of like, hey, we all like to do psychedelics and mushrooms and smoke weed and And that was a lot of it.
00:56:55.000Yeah, well, there's also a thing that happens when you're on a drug, when you listen to something, where it just sounds totally different than if you're not on that drug.
00:57:03.000That's a reality that I experienced recently with...
00:57:52.000This is all these shamans in the Amazon, and they play this, and while you're on DMT and you do this, the images and these elves in this hallucination, or whatever you want to call it, they dance to this music, and it's fucking crazy,
00:58:53.000With all psychedelics, though, music is very, very important with mushrooms and everything, because I've really changed a whole mushroom trip before just on the music I listen to, being like Pink Floyd or doing some kind of more drum-type stuff.
01:02:26.000THC, well, marijuana when you eat it, produces a psychoactive chemical called 11-hydroxy metabolite, and it's about five times more psychoactive than THC. It's much more like mushrooms, much more like a psychedelic than marijuana.
01:02:41.000So marijuana just gets you high, but that 5-hydroxy will fucking kick your dick into the dirt.
01:02:47.000It's one of the reasons why when people eat cookies, they always say, oh, it was laced, man, it was laced.
01:04:14.000You know, there was, like, an edge that he had that he had crossed over.
01:04:18.000And I was feeling that when I was on the pills.
01:04:22.000And then, like, a couple months later, the guy goes to jail or gets indicted and, you know, and then flees and then winds up going to jail later when he's still doing jiu-jitsu.
01:04:30.000Because they had found him in some school.
01:04:33.000Because he was a really high-level black belt.
01:04:35.000There's not that many guys that are capable of tapping out other black belts.
01:04:39.000So when some guy comes into your school out of nowhere, and he starts strangling your instructor, everybody's like, what the fuck is going on?
01:04:46.000You try to pretend he was some guy from Brazil.
01:04:49.000And everybody's like, but he's American.
01:08:11.000You like going up there and you like being a great comic.
01:08:15.000There's a reason why you're a great comic.
01:08:17.000You worked at it, you like it, you enjoy it, you go up, you do it, and you take pride in that.
01:08:23.000Well, when you have a really intense psychedelic experience, one of the weird things that happens is your idea of who you are, the you thing, the you part of it, which was so natural and normal, kind of dissolves.
01:08:34.000So I think my ego, by worrying about all this shit, by worrying about cars flipping into my lane or weird things happening, it was almost like my ego was trying to present me with a bunch of different dangers.
01:09:21.000You're a part of the universal soup of not just consciousness, but of atoms and subatomic particles and all these different things fold into each other.
01:09:29.000And it was so humbling that I think my ego was trying to battle it.
01:09:36.000I think my ego was trying to reclaim ground.
01:09:37.000And the way to do that was to make me paranoid, to make me worry about shit.
01:09:41.000Usually, I'm aware when I drive, but I don't usually think, like, what if a car flips over that lane?
01:09:48.000One of the things that they used to connect DMT with when they were first experimenting with it, they thought it causes psychosis, and they thought maybe it exists in higher doses in people that are psychotic.
01:10:05.000That's one of the reasons why they're nutty.
01:10:07.000They're nutty because their brain is producing all these weird chemicals that have been shown to be produced by the body that also produce hallucinations.
01:10:17.000Did you see those Twitter images about that guy who has pineal cancer?
01:10:23.000Joe, one of your original DMT trips, you talked about how you met some kind of visual spirit or something like that, and he was tailing you like 3,000 million times or whatever that was.
01:10:33.000Do you still talk to that exact same guy, or is there a new guy who got fired?
01:10:40.000There's a part that you go to that's like the same place, and the part you go to is like...
01:11:47.000You know, how you dress or how you look or, you know, whether your car is dirty and whether you're not, you know, whether you make X amount a year or Y amount a year, whether you, you know, all these ideas that we have connected together.
01:12:03.000To ourselves that like infest our brain and they're there all the time.
01:12:06.000It was letting me know like you're spending too much time thinking about stuff that's not important.
01:12:11.000It's like showing it to me like over and over and over again.
01:12:14.000But it didn't do that thing where it says I love you.
01:14:48.000I think life itself, like this life that we live, if it didn't exist...
01:14:53.000If you said, if you just, you know, you were creating a universe, you had no point of reference, and you said, we're going to have a bunch of people that the way they interact and let each other know what's on their mind is they make noises with their face.
01:15:09.000And then everybody's noises are different depending on what patch of land you're in.
01:15:13.000And those noises represent, like, shit that we've written down with symbols.
01:15:19.000But everybody's symbols are different, too.
01:15:21.000Like, there's some similar ones that a lot of people use in different places, but then the Russians, they change them up, and the Chinese change them, and the Japanese have their own system, and the Koreans have their own shit, and then the Spanish people use fucking, like...
01:15:34.000Water slides over the top of their ends.
01:15:38.000And the only way they communicate with each other is by doing this.
01:15:41.000And then someone came along and they invented a translator.
01:15:43.000So you take a copy, big slabs of text, you throw it into Google Translate, then it spits back up some broken English version of what that person is saying.
01:16:04.000They're broadcasting video through the sky, and you can pick it up on your phone, and you can watch it.
01:16:11.000I mean, that alone is very psychedelic.
01:16:14.000It's just we don't think of it because we keep doing it.
01:16:17.000What we do as comedians is entirely psychedelic.
01:16:20.000When you're on stage this weekend at the Laugh Factor, and you're killing When you're doing that, that's like a form of mass hypnosis.
01:16:30.000You got those people locked into the way you're thinking, and you're doing something to their body.
01:16:36.000By you talking, and you talking in this expert rhythm of the master stand-up comedian and Hitting all the punchlines and thank you, goodnight, and they're like, what a show!
01:16:46.000They laughed and all you did was make noises with your mouth that represent ideas that you can introduce into their head that they wouldn't have ordinarily pieced together like that.
01:17:25.000But scientists seem to explain it in some sort of a way, where I'm willing to listen to them, but I don't...
01:17:32.000There's definitely something else, whether, I mean, just the fact that this is all atoms, and it's moving, everything's moving, is beyond my scope.
01:17:42.000I mean, I can't, like you said something one time, and I think we were sitting on stage, about, you know, we have no control over our journey through space as a planet.
01:19:13.000Rick Strassman, if anyone knows who he is, he's one of the first guys to ever get permission from the DEA to do university studies on dimethyltryptamine, on psychedelic drugs that are Schedule I drugs.
01:19:27.000And he did this series of tests out of the University of New Mexico and wrote a book about it called DMT, the spirit molecule, where they were injecting intravenous DMT into people's bodies where it's the biggest...
01:19:43.000If you smoke it, it goes directly into your bloodstream, but your body brings it back to baseline in about 10 to 15 minutes, depending upon the dose.
01:19:50.000But if you inject it, it takes a half hour.
01:19:52.000And apparently, these people all had these intense, intense DMT trips, like what I'm talking about, but that went on for 30 minutes.
01:20:32.000I think the side effects that I had when I did it those years ago when I was talking to you about it, I think a lot of those side effects were based on where I was in my head at that time.
01:21:25.000Because I think being a person, stopping at red lights, talking to people, dealing with customer service on the phone, you develop just a certain pattern of behavior that you think is normal for existing in society, and that normalcy you carry around with you like a shield.
01:21:42.000And when you do DMT, they go, give me that!
01:22:19.000I've had a few bad trips, like we've talked about in the past, and I've still done it, even though knowing those bad trips, but there was also a recent time where I did mushrooms where I remember going, you know what, I think I'm done with this, just I'm not going to learn anything more from this.
01:22:34.000This is now just kind of like me fucking with my brain that hopefully everything works out okay.
01:24:58.000They don't know what it comes from, but a lot of people get it.
01:25:02.000My ex-girlfriend, I remember you helped her because she was having really bad ups and downs and she tried all these different ones and you turned around to this one...
01:43:20.000It smokes your food like an oven that's the hot smoke of this burning firewood or this burning hardwood.
01:43:28.000They take hardwood, and when you, like, say if you bought a table, like this table is made out of oak.
01:43:33.000Well, someone who cut this wood, you leave a lot of sawdust, and they buy the hardwood sawdust, and they compress it into these pellets, which with the natural sugars of the wood, there's no additives, it's just the wood itself.
01:45:52.000But you drive around this truck, and then they get close to these herds of animals, and then they fucking set your rifle up right there through the window.
01:46:27.000Me and Sophie were in Hawaii, and she was snorkeling, and she was only here so fucking lazy to find a way to snorkel without even going underwater.
01:46:35.000I got one of those rafts that you see through.
01:49:39.000I was actually thinking about recently just selling it because I have my second car and selling it and try to get one of those and move Death Squad into that.
01:51:00.000There's one in Joshua Tree where a lot of LA comics, they rent out a trailer.
01:51:05.000I went to it also where they had this big circle of trailers, and each one's decorated like a different, like the 70s, the retro one, the Star Trek one.
01:51:15.000Do you have any interest in going to Burning Man?
01:54:28.000That's what makes young people so angry.
01:54:30.000It's almost like they know that their control they have is fleeting, and they know that there's kind of a new age in the air.
01:54:37.000Like, what was going on in the 60s is going on now, but to a much larger extent, and to a much more broad extent.
01:54:45.000The understanding of how corrupt our system is, the understanding of how flawed it all is, pieced together, even by the people that are in it, they're involved in it.
01:54:54.000They're all admitting that the whole thing is a disaster, whether it's the financial system, the political system.
01:54:59.000And then on top of that, marijuana is becoming legal.
01:55:02.000Whether people like it or not, it's spreading.
01:55:04.000Colorado is making so much fucking tax money off of it.
01:58:33.000And LDL cholesterol is considered the bad cholesterol because it contributes to plaque and Which is a thick, hard deposit that can clog arteries and make them less flexible.
01:58:43.000So arterial sclerosis is what comes from the bad cholesterol, and those narrowed arteries will give people heart attacks.
01:58:54.000HDL cholesterol is considered good cholesterol because it helps remove LDL cholesterol from the arteries, which is interesting.
02:07:10.000There's the average guy, and then there's the above-average guy, and there's the guy who's above the above-average guy, and then there's a super athlete, and then there's a Michael Jordan, who makes the super athletes look like he's on another level from them.
02:09:40.000Well, I heard that he was, according to Jamie, that the reason why they picked him up is that the Cowboys, the guy who owns the Cowboys, is into publicity.
02:11:19.000And I said, I can't picture you sitting there with a Kleenex box going, I can't believe these two sisters never met before they were 21. Why is it Oprah?
02:11:28.000So Reggie wanted to do a thing with me.
02:12:43.000Is that when you go down south, everybody knows about NASCAR. I was on the radio once in Atlanta, and they just started talking to me about this.
02:12:51.000Kyle Waldrop and Neil Degren, this guy, bringing up all these names I never even heard of.
02:19:39.000I go, what you're telling me is the structural integrity of the apartment that you rented me is not good enough for me to actually be walking.
02:19:47.000Just walking in the living room between a five-hour window every night.
02:19:52.000When you get home to when you go to bed.
02:21:29.000It was just a shitty building because the lady next door to me, super nice lady, but she would be on her phone and I would hear every fucking word she said.
02:21:39.000It was like, there's no insulation in California.
02:21:42.000The difference between apartments on the East Coast and apartments on the West Coast is those fiberglass insulation or the stuff they pump into the walls to retain heat, they don't need that out here.
02:21:52.000So you got wallboard, stud, wallboard.
02:22:22.000There was just too many times where I'm just masturbating in my office and look over, notice my windows open, there's people fencing in my backyard.
02:26:15.000I said, Joe, I don't care who goes on first or second, whatever you want.
02:26:18.000He goes, Dom Herrera, tell you what, why don't you close the first shows and I'll close the second so you don't have to follow a fucking pig like me.
02:26:27.000And then you can do it at a Laugh Factory if you want.
02:26:29.000I said, Zoe, you're not only doing me a favor, you're getting me spots at other clubs.
02:27:40.000Tom Segura has a fucking hilarious story about the same thing that I said about getting high with Joey on the plane, where he's just throwing down these chibichus.
02:27:51.000Joey, in the middle of a panic attack, like, ate another chibichu.
02:28:13.000Yeah, it's a different kind of a groove.
02:28:15.000You know, you've got to develop material that, like, you set it up differently.
02:28:19.000You've got to introduce it differently because they're not expecting you to be like this raucous, crazy, you know, giant Cuban guy who's done a ton of coke in his life.
02:29:41.000Now, it seems like there's a whole new crew there.
02:29:44.000It's kind of a different sort of a vibe there.
02:29:46.000But if you go to the Comedy Store, especially everyone that you've met through Desk, like Justin Martindale, Tony, Jeremiah, they're just everywhere now.
02:30:52.000Yeah, if you've ever seen Breaking Balls with Don Marrera, he does a show, he fucks around with the audience, does material, then brings up a comic, and then fucks around with the comic in between, and then brings up the next comic.
02:31:36.000Imagine that, the first time you ever go on stage and you get a guy who's been doing comedy forever, has been on HBO, a legend in comedy, and he's critiquing your act.
02:32:50.000I prefer those, where it's just him...
02:32:53.000I was in the main room once, back in the Joey Diaz days, when Joey Diaz had Jeff, you know, Jeff the piano man?
02:33:02.000He had Jeff play Ozzy Osbourne and he got on stage and took his shirt off and he's singing War Pigs.
02:33:12.000Joey Diaz is singing it on stage and it was fucking one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life because he's completely committed to it.
02:33:21.000He had no shirt on and the audience is Maybe there was four audience members, and the rest of the audience was all comics.
02:33:29.000We were all just hanging out, and Joey Diaz is on stage, and they're fucking with the lights.
02:34:05.000So Danny's playing War Pigs, you know?
02:34:09.000And Joey Diaz is on stage screaming the lyrics to it, along with the sound that's coming over the loudspeaker, which is actually, you know, Ozzy.
02:34:18.000And they're doing, like, the different colored lights, like Joey's on stage.
02:34:21.000And I just sat back, and we were all barbecued.
02:34:24.000We were all completely baked out of our mind.
02:34:26.000I sat back and laughed and we were all just clapping.
02:34:48.000It feels like you're just hanging out with your friends, getting wasted, and having fun, and it's just playing around and doing silly shit.
02:34:57.000And you would think, because it's the Comedy Store, that it would be packed all the time.
02:35:52.000I would expect it to be like when you see Live in the Sunset Strip, a liner on the block, the who's who of Hollywood's there, the greatest comics in the world are all going up.
02:37:11.000She couldn't get a spot in the main room.
02:37:13.000What year was this, in 85 she couldn't?
02:37:15.000I thought she was already huge in 85. No, she was probably later than 85. Yeah, I always heard that right when she moved here, she got a show the same day.
02:48:17.000When he like in the late 80s ish somewhere around there like 88 89 He was one of the best one of the best in the country just did but didn't get that sort of like the same respect like I think rich is brilliant.
02:48:29.000I don't think he had the charisma That's max.
02:48:32.000They're not as good as him or but get bigger than him because mm-hmm, you know is this it Brian?
02:51:40.000Anyway, isn't that weird, that sort of Tonight Show type comedy where you have like seven minutes, five minutes, you sort of rush into every bit?