The Joe Rogan Experience - September 10, 2014


Joe Rogan Experience #547 - Joe DeRosa


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 50 minutes

Words per Minute

188.01721

Word Count

32,035

Sentence Count

3,234

Misogynist Sentences

60


Summary

Joe DeRosa is on his way home from a late night shift when he gets a call from a woman who wants to know if she can have a cup of coffee with him. Joe tries to explain to her why she can't have one, but she just wants him to know that she wants to have coffee with her, and he says, "No, no, no. No, no..." and she says, I don't know, I don t know. And then, she does a weird thing with her mouth. This episode is brought to you by Stamps and Blue Apron. Stamps is a way that you can run a business, send shit from your home or office, just using your home computer. You don t have to go to the post office, get things weighed out anymore, you can print official U.S. postage directly from your computer. It s a marvel of convenience, ladies and gentlemen, and is what Brian Redband uses to ship everything out. If you order a t-shirt or a hat or any other item through Stamps, if you go to shopsquadtv, there s a bunch of new stuff is handled by stampscom, all that stuff is done for you. Use the code JRE and save yourself some money. It's a no-risk trial, $110 bonus offer which includes a digital scale and up to $55 of free postage. So, do not wait, use the code: JRE! and you won't want to miss out on that! and get your $100 bonus offer. Use the JRE promo code JEROSE at checkout at checkout to get 10% off your first purchase. and save $100 in the entire month of your first month! Jeebusy! Thanks to Stampscom and I hope you enjoy this episode! I can't wait to hear from you! Joe's back with more episodes next week with a new episode of The JRE Podcast! XOXO, Jody Rose - The Joes is back on the road. - Joe's new radio voice , the Joes Radiocast on the Jeeves Radio Station . Joes and the Jeds Radio Show is a . . and the JRE is back! is & the JEEves Radiocast is is on the air! -


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Hey, everybody.
00:00:05.000 How you doing?
00:00:06.000 This is my new radio voice.
00:00:09.000 I'm doing a late night shift.
00:00:10.000 As I stick with you, as you ride down the road to your destination, we're going to keep you tucked in here on the JRE. What number is this?
00:00:19.000 What episode is this?
00:00:20.000 547. What is it?
00:00:22.000 547. Number 547. Jody Rose is here, ladies and gentlemen.
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00:02:03.000 Who's doing that thing with their mouth?
00:02:04.000 Is that you, Joe DeRosa?
00:02:05.000 I don't know.
00:02:06.000 Was I doing that?
00:02:08.000 You're doing some weird shit, man.
00:02:09.000 I don't know.
00:02:09.000 I'm sorry.
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00:02:56.000 Like this week, I've got chicken breast gumbo with chicken sausage and okra, pan-seared scallops with sautéed sungolds.
00:03:04.000 I don't even know what a sungold is, but it sounds awesome.
00:03:07.000 I don't know what this is either.
00:03:08.000 Purslane.
00:03:09.000 P-U-R-S-L-A-N-E. Purslane over farro.
00:03:14.000 Farro is a type of pasta, right?
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00:03:25.000 I cook a lot, but I don't really follow recipes.
00:03:29.000 I mostly cook meat like a fucking caveman.
00:03:32.000 But I've been using Blue Apron, and even making complex things is not difficult.
00:03:37.000 I made these awesome ground beef stuffed peppers.
00:03:40.000 They were fantastic.
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00:05:05.000 Brian Redman, what's with all this stubble?
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00:06:43.000 Fuck yeah.
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00:07:15.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:07:17.000 I like that chick, I'm at her.
00:07:18.000 Whoa.
00:07:24.000 Wow, that's the worst one ever.
00:07:26.000 Congratulations.
00:07:27.000 I didn't think you could fuck it up any more than that.
00:07:29.000 I mean, it started off bad, the middle was bad, there was fucking two of them playing at the same time, and it ended abruptly.
00:07:35.000 Everything was wrong.
00:07:36.000 Congratulations.
00:07:37.000 If you did that in a movie, if you planned out the worst intro music for a podcast in a movie, you'd fucking...
00:07:42.000 It sounded like you just took a random part out of a Primus.
00:07:46.000 It sounded like a snippet from a Primus song, where it would have made sense in the whole picture, but just the clip, you were like, it doesn't make sense.
00:07:53.000 Yeah, it's a kind of funny story that wound up getting resolved, but Jamie called me the other day to tell me that one of my videos got taken down from the internet because someone used my words, like my voice, in a song, and then copyrighted it.
00:08:08.000 Really?
00:08:09.000 Yeah, they copyrighted my voice.
00:08:10.000 So when my voice, the original version of that, was online, they put a copyright hit against me for my own voice.
00:08:18.000 Jesus Christ.
00:08:19.000 That is unbelievable.
00:08:20.000 It was so hilarious.
00:08:21.000 I mean, it got resolved when I started tweeting about it.
00:08:24.000 Like, what the fuck, man?
00:08:26.000 I don't know the details.
00:08:28.000 I don't know what the dude was thinking, how he thought he could copyright my own voice.
00:08:32.000 What was the song?
00:08:33.000 I don't know.
00:08:34.000 I didn't even listen to the song.
00:08:36.000 I heard the beginning of it where it sounds...
00:08:38.000 There's a video that this guy did called American...
00:08:46.000 What is it called?
00:08:47.000 The American War Machine?
00:08:48.000 American War Machine.
00:08:49.000 Paradigm Shift on YouTube.
00:08:51.000 Really cool guy.
00:08:51.000 Met him in Vancouver.
00:08:52.000 Very nice guy.
00:08:53.000 Very talented guy, too.
00:08:55.000 It's really cool.
00:08:55.000 Did this video.
00:08:56.000 It's combining a bunch of rants with all this video of war stuff and stuff about U.S. history and how crazy the military-industrial complex is.
00:09:05.000 And the beginning of it is this rant that this guy took and put on his song.
00:09:10.000 Then he copywrote it.
00:09:13.000 He didn't even change the fucking music that my friend Tosh had put on the thing.
00:09:18.000 He didn't even change it.
00:09:19.000 He just took that chunk, put it in his song, and then said, this is mine.
00:09:23.000 It's like the shittiest version of buying a domain name to resell it.
00:09:27.000 I own your domain name.
00:09:28.000 Like Pepsi Spice?
00:09:31.000 Brian owned PepsiSpice.com.
00:09:33.000 Do you remember when Pepsi Spice came out?
00:09:35.000 It was one of his best pranks ever.
00:09:37.000 I swear to God, I thought it was one of the Spice Girls when you said that.
00:09:39.000 I didn't...
00:09:40.000 No.
00:09:41.000 What the fuck is Pepsi Spice?
00:09:43.000 Pepsi Spice was this horrendous idea.
00:09:46.000 It's like someone decided to like, let's make Pepsi, but spicy.
00:09:50.000 Like a spicy Pepsi.
00:09:52.000 It was a Thanksgiving Pepsi.
00:09:54.000 It's for Thanksgiving.
00:09:55.000 Is that still up?
00:09:56.000 Is it up anywhere?
00:09:57.000 Can you see all that stuff that you did?
00:09:59.000 There's pieces of it.
00:10:01.000 Goddamn, dude.
00:10:01.000 You've got to put that up in a blog.
00:10:03.000 You should put it up in a blog.
00:10:03.000 I know.
00:10:05.000 I think we shot it with a gun.
00:10:07.000 Oh, did we when we blew up the hard drives?
00:10:12.000 So this is what he did.
00:10:13.000 I'll tell you the whole story.
00:10:14.000 He took pepsispice.com, he bought the domain name, because this is in like, what was it, like 2000?
00:10:19.000 Oh, that was a long time, 10 years ago or something like that.
00:10:21.000 It might have been earlier.
00:10:22.000 It might have been before FearFest.
00:10:24.000 I don't think you were working for me, man.
00:10:25.000 No, I was.
00:10:26.000 It was right when I moved here.
00:10:27.000 Okay, so this is what he did.
00:10:28.000 He bought pepsispice.com before they did, and then he started putting up a daily blog about how he's eating nothing but Pepsi Spice, and his health was rapidly deteriorating.
00:10:40.000 In these hysterical, cataclysmic ways.
00:10:43.000 It was so funny, man.
00:10:46.000 We were going to it every day, and the Pepsi Spice people were fucking shitting their pants like, what is this?
00:10:51.000 And it was before anyone understood the internet.
00:10:54.000 No high-level executives in Pepsi or any of those major corporations, or very few of them, understood the internet.
00:11:00.000 If they did, they would have bought pepsispice.com way before they released it.
00:11:03.000 Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:03.000 But they didn't.
00:11:04.000 So he puts this fucking blog up about him shitting blood and he's down to 120 pounds down.
00:11:11.000 What were the things that you said?
00:11:14.000 Do you remember?
00:11:15.000 I remember I had open sores everywhere and I was really good at Photoshop back then so no one even knew that there was fake Photoshop as much.
00:11:22.000 So I had pictures of me with these big bloody things.
00:11:25.000 I was hanging out with Lindsay Lohan snorting Mushrooms.
00:11:28.000 It was called Mocaine, where we would crush up mushrooms and snort.
00:11:31.000 I love it.
00:11:32.000 It was so ridiculous.
00:11:34.000 Would you write the blog like if you were like the way a Stranded Island diary would read?
00:11:39.000 Like day 36. Yeah, I did.
00:11:42.000 It was just because it was after that movie supersized me, so I pretty much just made it like this.
00:11:46.000 Like the seventh day, I'm starting to cough up a lot of stomach acid and stuff like that.
00:11:52.000 And then it just got worse and worse, and I think I ended up dying at the end.
00:11:56.000 I never finished it.
00:11:58.000 Did they ever buy the domain from you?
00:12:01.000 No, I owned it for a while, but then after a while you have a domain that no one even knows what Pepsi Spice is anymore.
00:12:08.000 So they never purchased it from you or told you to take it down?
00:12:11.000 No, because they stopped selling Pepsi Spice.
00:12:13.000 It didn't mean anything.
00:12:14.000 Here's some of it.
00:12:20.000 I can't read it.
00:12:21.000 It's all blurry on that.
00:12:23.000 It's about doing Mocaine and then I just finished my last deleter.
00:12:26.000 This guy just kept Mocaine for health reasons.
00:12:32.000 It was really funny, man.
00:12:34.000 That's really great.
00:12:35.000 It was really funny, man.
00:12:36.000 Oh, I got clogged armpits.
00:12:38.000 Oh, that's right.
00:12:40.000 I couldn't sweat.
00:12:42.000 Yeah.
00:12:44.000 Oh, that's great.
00:12:45.000 I love it.
00:12:45.000 And it was believable.
00:12:46.000 Like, nothing was too over the top at first.
00:12:49.000 It seemed so normal.
00:12:50.000 And then as his journal got deeper and deeper, it got more and more fucked up.
00:12:56.000 I love it.
00:12:57.000 It was really ridiculous.
00:12:58.000 That's incredible.
00:12:59.000 And it was a spicy, it was a holiday spicy, not like a buffalo wings.
00:13:04.000 Yeah.
00:13:04.000 Yeah, right.
00:13:05.000 Spicy, right?
00:13:05.000 It was like a cinnamon-y kind of a thing.
00:13:07.000 It was like you had too much ginger or something.
00:13:08.000 Oh, it was nasty.
00:13:09.000 I hate spiced anything.
00:13:11.000 I think spiced rum is disgusting.
00:13:13.000 Like, if I'm drinking with somebody and they're like, I'll take a Captain and Coke, I'm just like, get out of my face.
00:13:17.000 You're a fucking idiot.
00:13:17.000 Well, what's that thing that you gave me the other day at the Ice House?
00:13:20.000 That super spicy liquor shot that we did?
00:13:23.000 What the hell was that?
00:13:24.000 Oh, fireball.
00:13:26.000 Fireball.
00:13:26.000 Yeah.
00:13:28.000 Disgusting.
00:13:28.000 I kind of like it.
00:13:29.000 It's great because you take one before you hit the road and it helps your breath and everything.
00:13:35.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:13:37.000 Just keep some in the glove compartment before you get pulled over.
00:13:43.000 Hold on a second, officer.
00:13:45.000 Yeah, people think that stuff makes your breath taste good, but basically anything that's alcohol makes your breath taste like shit.
00:13:52.000 Because once it goes in your stomach, your stomach is like, what is this?
00:13:56.000 And that's when the disgusting breath comes up.
00:13:58.000 I don't like any of those, like...
00:14:01.000 Here's the weird part.
00:14:02.000 I love Jägermeister.
00:14:03.000 Jägermeister is my favorite shot on the planet Earth.
00:14:07.000 Jägerbombs.
00:14:07.000 Like the white trash that I truly am.
00:14:10.000 Really?
00:14:11.000 Jägerbombs are my favorite shot on the planet.
00:14:13.000 What do we have here right now, Jamie?
00:14:15.000 Please don't say...
00:14:17.000 Let's do some shots.
00:14:18.000 Oh, my God.
00:14:19.000 I'm off the booze.
00:14:20.000 Are you totally?
00:14:20.000 100%?
00:14:21.000 Not forever.
00:14:22.000 I have fatty liver right now, so I had to stop drinking.
00:14:24.000 All right, we won't do shots.
00:14:25.000 God damn it.
00:14:26.000 You guys can do one, though.
00:14:27.000 What's fatty liver?
00:14:27.000 All right, Brian and I will do one shot.
00:14:29.000 Oh, what?
00:14:30.000 Yeah, do one.
00:14:30.000 And you want to do one, Jamie?
00:14:31.000 All right, Jamie, let's do one shot.
00:14:32.000 I'm going to really regret not doing this with you.
00:14:34.000 No, you won't regret it.
00:14:34.000 Like, in a week when I fall off the wagon.
00:14:36.000 Oh, you should have drank with the guys last week.
00:14:38.000 What's fatty liver?
00:14:39.000 It means you have fat in your liver.
00:14:41.000 How can it happen?
00:14:42.000 Probably from drinking and eating poorly for all these years.
00:14:45.000 I mean, this was my...
00:14:47.000 I'm in the...
00:14:48.000 And I'm not in great shape.
00:14:49.000 This is the best shape I've ever been in right now.
00:14:52.000 Like, what you see...
00:14:54.000 Why is it funny?
00:14:56.000 Why are you laughing at the man?
00:14:58.000 Because he's making progress and Brian's like...
00:15:00.000 No, it's hilarious!
00:15:03.000 Yeah, this is the best shape I've ever been in, which isn't saying much.
00:15:07.000 But, I mean, for years, dude, for years, like, my lifestyle was get completely shit-faced four or five nights a week, go home, and I would do this night after night.
00:15:18.000 Get, like, a double meat, cheesesteak, Doritos, chocolate cake, and a soda, and literally lay in my bed wasted eating it and just pass out.
00:15:25.000 I would do that night after night after night.
00:15:28.000 I smoked...
00:15:29.000 You know, it was just, I think after a while, you know, I dabbled in the drugs here and there, you know, I think after a while, just kind of a little bit, a little bit, it catches up, man.
00:15:38.000 I'll try some Jameson since it's got a bunch of signatures on it.
00:15:41.000 Who signed on that thing?
00:15:44.000 Oh, it's Kreischer brought it over.
00:15:46.000 Yeah.
00:15:46.000 There you go.
00:15:47.000 He writes on the bottle so you know it's getting you hammered.
00:15:52.000 New York is kind of like that though, right?
00:15:54.000 New York is a place where a lot of people, Ari and I were talking about this last night, people go out after the shows and they drink.
00:16:00.000 It's the fucking greatest.
00:16:01.000 I miss it, dude.
00:16:02.000 It was such an adventure, man.
00:16:04.000 It was such an adventure.
00:16:06.000 I remember having nights in New York where literally you'd do a set.
00:16:11.000 It'd be a Tuesday.
00:16:13.000 And you'd do a set.
00:16:14.000 You'd finish.
00:16:15.000 It'd be like 9.30.
00:16:17.000 You'd be like, that's Tuesday.
00:16:19.000 There's nothing going on.
00:16:20.000 This is done.
00:16:21.000 I'm going to go home.
00:16:22.000 And then somebody would be like, hey, you know, though, I heard so-and-so might be having a little thing.
00:16:28.000 Do you want to just go over real quick and just check out what's happening?
00:16:32.000 You know, across the way at the such-and-such bar?
00:16:36.000 And you'd go over, and the next thing you know, dude, it's 5 a.m., and there's been, you know, blow and whiskey, and you're wasted, and you're fucking a girl, and it's the greatest, man!
00:16:49.000 Fuck, that sounds good.
00:16:50.000 It's the greatest!
00:16:52.000 I've never even done blow, and I want to do it now.
00:16:56.000 You're just like, where did this night come from?
00:16:58.000 That never happens in LA. Oh yes, it does.
00:17:00.000 You need to hang around the comedy store.
00:17:02.000 Are you fucking crazy?
00:17:03.000 When does a wild night happen out here?
00:17:05.000 You gotta drive goddamn home every night.
00:17:07.000 You can't...
00:17:08.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
00:17:09.000 Yeah.
00:17:10.000 Yeah, it's a different animal.
00:17:11.000 And the bars close at 2. You know, it's...
00:17:13.000 It's definitely a different animal.
00:17:16.000 But, like, I mean, that was, like, the whole deal about the store was Coke, right?
00:17:19.000 I mean, the Kinnison days...
00:17:21.000 I talked to Maren again last night, because Maren was at Ari's TV show taping.
00:17:25.000 Ari's got a new TV show on Comedy Central called This Is Not Happening.
00:17:28.000 Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:17:29.000 And Maren did a story last night, and him and I talked again about the Kinnison days, about doing blow with Kinnison to the point where he heard voices in his head for a year.
00:17:37.000 Jesus Christ.
00:17:39.000 Jesus Christ.
00:17:41.000 What the fuck?
00:17:43.000 That's scary.
00:17:43.000 He was a young kid.
00:17:44.000 He was a young kid hanging out at the store and he was partying with Kinison and working at the store, you know?
00:17:50.000 That's the difference between...
00:17:52.000 And I'm not trying to shit on LA, but that's the difference between LA drugs and New York drugs.
00:17:57.000 New York drugs are like Wolf of Wall Street.
00:17:59.000 Hey, it's a fucking party.
00:18:00.000 We're at the beach.
00:18:01.000 We're going to the Hamptons.
00:18:02.000 We're at a bar.
00:18:03.000 Go home, pass out, get up, hit your job tomorrow.
00:18:06.000 LA drugs, it feels like River Phoenix.
00:18:10.000 There's a darkness.
00:18:12.000 There's a darkness to it.
00:18:13.000 There's something out here that feels much more like stripper, fucking C.C. DeVille, you know?
00:18:22.000 Yeah.
00:18:25.000 He pulls out a Poison reference.
00:18:27.000 Do you know what I mean, though?
00:18:29.000 Yeah.
00:18:29.000 It's just something...
00:18:30.000 I don't know.
00:18:31.000 And I'm not doing a New York versus L.A. thing, but like...
00:18:34.000 It's different, for sure.
00:18:36.000 New York didn't feel like that.
00:18:37.000 New York just felt way more just like...
00:18:39.000 Like, hey, it's in the neighborhood.
00:18:41.000 Do it.
00:18:41.000 Hey, fuck it.
00:18:42.000 I never lived in the city, so I didn't get that thing out of New York, because when I first moved to New York, I needed a car, because I was doing road gigs, and the only way I could make a living was to do the road.
00:18:52.000 I couldn't do the whole 15 shows in a night, like do a seven-minute spot here, and then add up the $10 whatever the fuck you would get from each set, because a lot of, like, Attell used to do that.
00:19:03.000 He would do 10, 15 sets a night, all these little seven-minute sets.
00:19:07.000 Yeah.
00:19:08.000 Yeah.
00:19:08.000 And run all over the place and do it and just take cabs and stuff and that was life.
00:19:12.000 Yeah.
00:19:12.000 But I was getting these road gigs and that was the only way I was paying my money, paying my bills.
00:19:17.000 So I lived in New Rochelle.
00:19:19.000 So for me, I didn't do that, that whole live in the city, take cabs or take the subway everywhere.
00:19:24.000 Oh, shit.
00:19:24.000 I could totally get that, though.
00:19:26.000 Oh, dude, it was just...
00:19:29.000 Yeah, New York, like when you live...
00:19:31.000 Because I lived all over New York for nine years.
00:19:34.000 I started in Queens, then I was up in Harlem.
00:19:38.000 You were in Harlem?
00:19:39.000 Yeah.
00:19:42.000 Not because of Harlem, just because.
00:19:44.000 Talk to daddy.
00:19:45.000 What do you want to know?
00:19:48.000 I've bagged them all shapes and sizes.
00:19:51.000 Powerful John DeRosa.
00:19:52.000 Look at that.
00:19:53.000 The kid's getting around.
00:19:55.000 What's your favorite spot to live?
00:19:59.000 I had a great time in every place I lived.
00:20:01.000 My least favorite was Queens, not because of Queens, but I had a fun time in Queens.
00:20:06.000 I lived with Jay Oakerson out there, and it was fun.
00:20:09.000 He was living with his baby's mother at the time, and they had a kid.
00:20:16.000 And I was living with them, which was fine.
00:20:18.000 It was actually very nice.
00:20:18.000 But we were in a very neighborhood-y, suburban part of Queens.
00:20:22.000 There wasn't anything you could walk to or do.
00:20:24.000 So that's the only reason I didn't like it.
00:20:27.000 Harlem was fun because it was my first time being on the island.
00:20:31.000 And it was wild.
00:20:32.000 I had these Irish neighbors, and I mean, any night of the week, you just knock on their door, and it's 4 a.m.
00:20:39.000 And they're partying.
00:20:40.000 Oh, dude, it was nuts.
00:20:42.000 How old were they?
00:20:42.000 It was fucking crazy.
00:20:43.000 The Irish Irish from Ireland?
00:20:44.000 And they were crazy.
00:20:45.000 They were so crazy.
00:20:46.000 Rachel Feinstein, who's one of my close friends, and a really funny comic, and obviously Jewish, I brought her out one night with one of the Irish guys we used to live next door to.
00:20:54.000 And I'm like, you're going to love this guy.
00:20:55.000 He's great.
00:20:55.000 He's nuts.
00:20:56.000 And we're hanging out for a while at this bar, and she comes over to me.
00:20:59.000 She's like, okay, I'm going to go.
00:21:01.000 And I go, why?
00:21:02.000 She's like, your Irish friend is telling me that the numbers of the Holocaust were greatly exaggerated.
00:21:07.000 Oh, God.
00:21:08.000 Is he an Irish from Ireland?
00:21:11.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:11.000 No.
00:21:12.000 So, hi, the fucking Jews.
00:21:13.000 There's a bunch of lies, a bunch of shite.
00:21:15.000 He wasn't saying it like that.
00:21:17.000 He wasn't saying it like, you fucking liars.
00:21:20.000 There was somehow a strange sense of sympathy in his voice as he was also saying he thought the numbers were exaggerated.
00:21:28.000 Oh, God.
00:21:29.000 But the point is that he was just a fucking lunatic.
00:21:34.000 There was no filter on his brain.
00:21:36.000 He wasn't saying it like, God damn it, I'm sick of hearing about it.
00:21:39.000 It was just, shit would just leak out of his mouth.
00:21:44.000 He was saying it like, have you ever really thought about it?
00:21:47.000 Let's think about it.
00:21:47.000 It's like, no, let's not think about it.
00:21:49.000 Let's just not talk about it.
00:21:50.000 That's one you can't fuck with.
00:21:52.000 No!
00:21:52.000 Some dude sent me this fucking email.
00:21:54.000 Can you refute this video?
00:21:57.000 Whenever someone sends you a YouTube video on anything, you gotta go, okay, is there other shit out there?
00:22:02.000 Are there books?
00:22:03.000 Have scientists look at this?
00:22:05.000 Have scholars studied this?
00:22:06.000 You send me a YouTube video.
00:22:07.000 I'm gonna listen to it, but since I'm not an expert on the Holocaust, I don't know what The fuck?
00:22:12.000 Exactly.
00:22:13.000 What's wrong in this video?
00:22:15.000 But it was like they're talking about how different places couldn't be actually used for gas chambers and it was bullshit.
00:22:22.000 They actually...
00:22:22.000 A guy ruined his career because of this.
00:22:26.000 I watched that documentary.
00:22:27.000 Dr. Death?
00:22:27.000 That documentary is amazing.
00:22:29.000 Fantastic documentary.
00:22:30.000 It's called Dr. Death.
00:22:31.000 Yeah.
00:22:31.000 And it's about this guy...
00:22:34.000 He was an engineer for these execution devices.
00:22:42.000 Holocaust deniers, Holocaust revisionists, whatever you want to call them.
00:22:47.000 I don't think they were denying the Holocaust, but they were saying that it was exaggerated.
00:22:50.000 Yes.
00:22:51.000 And this guy went over there, and because of these people, he gave this really fucked up, inaccurate, unscientific assessment of certain famous sites where fucking hundreds of thousands of people documented were murdered.
00:23:05.000 Yeah.
00:23:05.000 And he was saying that it couldn't have happened, and then it just, you know...
00:23:08.000 Yeah, he went to court over that.
00:23:10.000 Yeah.
00:23:10.000 And then he lost his family.
00:23:11.000 It was his whole life.
00:23:12.000 It was it.
00:23:13.000 He was devastated.
00:23:14.000 That was the end of it.
00:23:16.000 No, no.
00:23:17.000 You don't want to roll the dice on the Holocaust.
00:23:19.000 You know what's fucked, man?
00:23:21.000 You know what's fucked?
00:23:21.000 There's other holocausts that people don't even know about, like the Armenian Genocide.
00:23:25.000 Right.
00:23:26.000 I didn't even know about the Armenian Genocide.
00:23:28.000 It's a true story until I was in the Octagon interviewing Manny Gamburian.
00:23:32.000 And I think you could tell by Manny Gamburian's name, he might be Armenian.
00:23:37.000 And Manny's a great MMA fighter, and he's very proud.
00:23:43.000 To be from Armenia, and he was talking about the anniversary.
00:23:46.000 It was like, he won on the anniversary of the Armenian Genocide.
00:23:50.000 He was talking about, like, raising awareness for Armenian Genocide.
00:23:54.000 And I was like, I don't even know what this is.
00:23:55.000 And then I looked into it.
00:23:56.000 It's just fucking horrible.
00:23:58.000 Horrible.
00:23:58.000 Yeah.
00:23:58.000 I didn't know about that either.
00:24:00.000 Embarrassing.
00:24:00.000 More than a million dead.
00:24:01.000 I mean, it's just a terrible, terrible, terrible story.
00:24:04.000 Yeah.
00:24:04.000 I was driving...
00:24:05.000 I live on the east side, and I was driving...
00:24:07.000 I was writing...
00:24:09.000 On a TV show for a little while, and I was driving to work one morning, and I couldn't get to work because there was so much traffic.
00:24:16.000 And I was just like, what the fuck is going on?
00:24:18.000 It's 9.45 a.m.
00:24:20.000 on Hollywood Boulevard.
00:24:21.000 Why is this so backed up?
00:24:23.000 And then I saw people walking around with these shirts on that said, our wounds are still open.
00:24:28.000 Whoa.
00:24:29.000 And I feel like a real...
00:24:31.000 I know I'm an asshole before I say this.
00:24:33.000 I thought it was some kind of record release thing.
00:24:37.000 And I was getting so mad, I thought like a rapper was having like a release date.
00:24:42.000 I was like, what the fuck is going on?
00:24:45.000 Our wounds are still open, our mouths are closed, our fingers is moving, I rustle my toes.
00:24:54.000 My dick is pretty.
00:24:56.000 My teeth is gold.
00:24:59.000 You try to buy my album, but the shit's already sold.
00:25:03.000 Out.
00:25:04.000 Son.
00:25:06.000 Freestyle.
00:25:07.000 2014. Much love.
00:25:12.000 Guess what?
00:25:13.000 That's not what it was, dude.
00:25:14.000 No way.
00:25:15.000 What was it?
00:25:16.000 It was for the anniversary of the Armenian Genocide because I was driving through Little Armenia and I didn't know.
00:25:23.000 And then I got to work and somebody was like, this is what this is.
00:25:25.000 And I was like, oh, Jesus.
00:25:27.000 I felt so bad, man.
00:25:28.000 It's scary shit, man, when you hear about stuff like that.
00:25:31.000 And you're like, wait a minute, that was 1915?
00:25:34.000 1915. Armenian civilians escorted by armed Ottoman soldiers are marched through to a prison in nearby Mezrich, present-day Alagurch.
00:25:45.000 It's impossible to pronounce.
00:25:47.000 1915. Between a million and 1.5 million people were murdered.
00:25:53.000 Wow.
00:25:54.000 Yeah.
00:25:54.000 24th of April, 1915. Now, do you think the other ones don't get mentioned, like this one, for instance, because they are so small in size compared to the number of deaths with the Jewish Holocaust?
00:26:06.000 I don't know.
00:26:07.000 Because Jewish Holocaust is like 6 million.
00:26:08.000 This is a 1.5, which it was a ton of people, but I mean...
00:26:13.000 I don't know.
00:26:14.000 I wonder if that's why they all get so overshadowed.
00:26:17.000 It's a good question.
00:26:21.000 That's a lot of fucking people.
00:26:23.000 1.5 million people.
00:26:24.000 I can't imagine how it could ever be overshadowed.
00:26:26.000 I'm ashamed that I learned about it while I was talking to somebody.
00:26:31.000 Yeah, well, that's why I asked the question, because it's like, I can't justify in my head how something like that would get overshadowed, other than, I guess, maybe this other one was so much bigger.
00:26:42.000 I don't know, man.
00:26:43.000 Maybe it's because the Jews control the media, Joe DeRose.
00:26:47.000 They know how to spread a story.
00:26:49.000 It's kind of like when, like...
00:26:52.000 You know, when Farrah Fawcett died, but then Michael Jackson died on the same day.
00:26:55.000 He got all the press.
00:26:57.000 They died on the same day?
00:26:58.000 They died on the same day, and Farrah Fawcett got nothing.
00:27:02.000 Remember that?
00:27:02.000 Poor Farrah.
00:27:03.000 I know it's a trite parallel to draw.
00:27:05.000 She didn't even fuck any kids, allegedly.
00:27:07.000 I know.
00:27:07.000 I know.
00:27:09.000 I'm not convinced he did still.
00:27:11.000 I'm still not convinced he did.
00:27:12.000 I have a theory.
00:27:13.000 It's a very bad theory.
00:27:14.000 I'm going to tell you right now.
00:27:15.000 If you're Joe Rogan's a moron, I agree with you.
00:27:18.000 Okay?
00:27:18.000 I'm on your side.
00:27:19.000 I think I'm a moron too.
00:27:21.000 But I think there's a possibility that he might have been what they call a castrata.
00:27:26.000 Do you know what a castrata is?
00:27:28.000 No.
00:27:28.000 Castrata music, I think I'm saying it right, is a type of music where they would castrate young boys.
00:27:34.000 And they would castrate young boys so that they would sing this incredible pitch that didn't sound manly at all.
00:27:39.000 It's very bizarre.
00:27:40.000 It's very freaky.
00:27:42.000 You can hear it online.
00:27:43.000 Haven't we played it on the podcast before?
00:27:45.000 Let's play some of it just for DeRosa, because he's never heard it before.
00:27:48.000 Okay.
00:27:48.000 But...
00:27:49.000 There's a style of music that was created by castrating boys.
00:27:54.000 Because when you remove their testicles, they don't produce testosterone.
00:27:58.000 And they have this weird sort of, you know, it's this androgynous sort of sound to their voice.
00:28:05.000 And it's feminine, but like a little bit masculine.
00:28:08.000 And it's very similar to how Michael Jackson is.
00:28:11.000 Have you seen Michael Jackson's brothers?
00:28:13.000 Yeah.
00:28:13.000 They look manly as fuck.
00:28:15.000 And they sound manly.
00:28:16.000 Yeah, they sound manly.
00:28:17.000 He stayed really slender.
00:28:19.000 He stayed like a guy who had no testosterone.
00:28:21.000 He didn't look like a man who had testosterone.
00:28:25.000 He was really slender.
00:28:26.000 I think this is a great theory.
00:28:27.000 It's not a bad theory.
00:28:28.000 I think it might have happened to me, by the way.
00:28:30.000 Well, it's also the thing about these men, or they're men now, but they say that they were molested by Michael Jackson.
00:28:36.000 No one says he fucked them.
00:28:38.000 No.
00:28:38.000 It was all like weird touching stuff.
00:28:41.000 Yeah.
00:28:41.000 And I don't think there was anything going on there.
00:28:44.000 I think that's why he longed for childhood.
00:28:47.000 I mean, it's a terrible theory.
00:28:48.000 Again, I'll tell you right now, it's not backed by any facts.
00:28:51.000 I don't think it's a terrible theory.
00:28:53.000 But listen, this is a castrata.
00:28:58.000 This is a long time ago, by the way.
00:29:00.000 This is like, was it early 1900s?
00:29:03.000 Yeah.
00:29:04.000 These recordings, I mean, they don't do this anymore, unless I don't know about it.
00:29:09.000 But...
00:29:10.000 There's something to Michael Jackson's voice when you listen to the way he would sing that, fuck man, that doesn't sound like any guy I've ever heard.
00:29:18.000 No.
00:29:19.000 No.
00:29:19.000 It's...
00:29:20.000 Why?
00:29:20.000 Why?
00:29:22.000 Tell him that it's human nature.
00:29:24.000 Why?
00:29:25.000 Why?
00:29:26.000 Does she do it that way?
00:29:27.000 I tried to do Thriller once at karaoke and I almost did a fucking aneurysm.
00:29:33.000 Yeah.
00:29:33.000 It's so high.
00:29:34.000 Yeah.
00:29:35.000 It's so...
00:29:35.000 Like, you can't...
00:29:36.000 Try to sing it.
00:29:37.000 Try to sing the chorus.
00:29:38.000 Because it's a trigger!
00:29:39.000 No, without...
00:29:40.000 But do it without doing the falsetto.
00:29:48.000 I can't.
00:29:48.000 You didn't sing it in falsetto.
00:29:49.000 Just try.
00:29:50.000 I can't fucking sing anyway.
00:29:52.000 Okay, this is terrible.
00:29:53.000 Here we go.
00:30:00.000 No, I can't sing.
00:30:01.000 Yeah, you're doing falsetto.
00:30:03.000 Well, I can't do anything else.
00:30:04.000 I can't sing.
00:30:06.000 It's impossible.
00:30:08.000 It's impossible to hit those notes.
00:30:10.000 Dude, it's past Geddy Lee.
00:30:13.000 It's like way past Geddy Lee.
00:30:15.000 Well, Geddy Lee, who I love, still sounds like an odd man.
00:30:20.000 I love Rush, but when you listen to Living in the Limelight, when he's singing that song, he sounds like an odd man.
00:30:27.000 It doesn't sound like something that can't be achieved.
00:30:29.000 When you hear Michael Jackson sing, you go, something's going on here, and I can't fucking put my finger on it.
00:30:34.000 It's not male.
00:30:36.000 No, yeah.
00:30:37.000 It sounds womanly.
00:30:38.000 Well, I mean, it's...
00:30:39.000 And that's forever been the joke about him.
00:30:41.000 Well, I think there might be something to my stupid theory.
00:30:44.000 And I think it's because I have this connection with...
00:30:48.000 I have this, like, weird thing about him.
00:30:52.000 Because I've always wanted to know, like, what makes a person want to stay a child?
00:30:56.000 Because I've always been accused...
00:30:59.000 Rightly so, of being immature.
00:31:01.000 I'm very immature, but almost on purpose.
00:31:04.000 Right.
00:31:04.000 Because when I grew up, I saw these people that were mature, that were living these mature lives, and they were fucking miserable, man.
00:31:11.000 They suffered all day.
00:31:12.000 There was no reward.
00:31:13.000 They came home to a wife they hated.
00:31:14.000 They lived a shit life, and a lot of them died young.
00:31:17.000 I saw it in front of me.
00:31:18.000 I didn't want to do this.
00:31:19.000 I tried to figure out every way I could to rebel against work.
00:31:23.000 And...
00:31:24.000 I remember seeing like this guy and seeing Michael Jackson how brilliant he was but how odd it was and how he always had like these amusement park rides at his house and he invited little kids over and I'm like what was wrong?
00:31:38.000 It's beautiful that the guy wanted to help kids.
00:31:40.000 It's beautiful that the guy always worked with these people that were sick and these kids that were dying.
00:31:44.000 It is beautiful.
00:31:45.000 But what was it that connected him so much to childlike things?
00:31:49.000 Like, why was he so childlike?
00:31:50.000 Why did he never have...
00:31:51.000 I mean, he had children, but they weren't really his children.
00:31:54.000 They were white kids.
00:31:55.000 They're fully white kids.
00:31:56.000 If you look at them today, you can say, well, these didn't come from his DNA. They might have been his children, but...
00:32:01.000 Yeah, it's very odd.
00:32:03.000 It's very odd also how much his children are out of...
00:32:06.000 The limelight.
00:32:07.000 There's no connection with them to Michael Jackson.
00:32:11.000 No, none.
00:32:11.000 None whatsoever.
00:32:12.000 Which is good.
00:32:13.000 I mean, they're just kids.
00:32:14.000 They don't deserve it.
00:32:17.000 I do think it is good, but even with other celebrities that attempted to keep the kid out of the spotlight, like Eminem doesn't, aside from talking about her, doesn't put his daughter out there.
00:32:30.000 Right.
00:32:32.000 And he's like staunchly opposed to it, yet we all kind of know what she looks like.
00:32:36.000 We all know who she is, like if you saw her.
00:32:38.000 The same thing with the Cobain and Courtney Love's kid.
00:32:43.000 But Michael Jackson, it's like, I couldn't pick those kids out of a fucking lineup.
00:32:47.000 Well, that's good.
00:32:47.000 I hope that that's because the family sheltered the kids from all the crazy people.
00:32:52.000 I mean, you want to talk crazy people?
00:32:54.000 Michael Jackson was a star on a level that we can't even begin to comprehend.
00:33:00.000 Right.
00:33:00.000 No.
00:33:01.000 I mean, this is a guy who couldn't leave the fucking house.
00:33:03.000 If he left the fucking house, there would be a swarm of people.
00:33:07.000 Yeah, you know, I met a girl...
00:33:08.000 Jamie!
00:33:09.000 One more round, sir.
00:33:10.000 Let's do this again.
00:33:12.000 Yes, Brian, you're going in.
00:33:14.000 Don't be a pussy.
00:33:14.000 I knew a girl that knew Britney Spears.
00:33:18.000 Whoa.
00:33:19.000 Like, in recent years, I mean.
00:33:21.000 And...
00:33:22.000 I was like, what's she like?
00:33:24.000 And she goes, she's really down to earth.
00:33:27.000 She goes, she's really cool considering especially who she is.
00:33:31.000 And she was like, dude, she literally can't go anywhere in the entire world without being known.
00:33:38.000 Like, I can't even fathom that.
00:33:40.000 Stanhope is buddies with Johnny Depp.
00:33:42.000 Yeah.
00:33:42.000 Johnny Depp's a Stanhope fan.
00:33:43.000 Johnny Depp contacted Stanhope about some project and got together and started hanging out with him in England.
00:33:48.000 And he realized when they were hanging out, he goes, oh, he can't go anywhere.
00:33:52.000 Like, he can't go anywhere.
00:33:54.000 He doesn't go anywhere.
00:33:54.000 He brings a chef over to his home.
00:33:56.000 When he was over at his house, not Keith Richards, who's in the Rolling Stones?
00:34:02.000 Keith Richards.
00:34:03.000 Mick Jagger?
00:34:03.000 Mick Jagger, the other one.
00:34:04.000 Who's the other one?
00:34:05.000 Ron.
00:34:06.000 I don't know.
00:34:07.000 Who the fuck is in the Rolling Stones?
00:34:08.000 Who's the other guy?
00:34:09.000 Ron Wood?
00:34:10.000 Is that his name?
00:34:11.000 Shit, what are we retarded?
00:34:13.000 How do we not know who's in the Rolling Stones?
00:34:14.000 I'm trying to remember the drummer's name and I can't remember his name.
00:34:18.000 Yeah, I'm trying to...
00:34:19.000 Okay, Rolling Stones.
00:34:20.000 Who the fuck is in the Rolling Stones?
00:34:22.000 God, isn't that funny?
00:34:23.000 You only remember Keith Richards.
00:34:25.000 I was there for a big Stones guy, so I dare you.
00:34:28.000 How dare the both of you?
00:34:29.000 I love the logo, though, with the lips or the tongue or whatever the fuck it is.
00:34:32.000 Even on their website, they just expect you to know who the fuck everybody is.
00:34:35.000 Yeah, back in the day, that was sexual as a kid growing up.
00:34:38.000 You're a weird kid, man.
00:34:39.000 I think the logos would stop me.
00:34:42.000 Really?
00:34:42.000 The logo's where it stopped for me.
00:34:45.000 You know what?
00:34:45.000 I should shut the fuck up right here because I probably shouldn't even say what happened.
00:34:49.000 I was about...
00:34:50.000 It's probably good.
00:34:52.000 Okay.
00:34:52.000 Ron Wood.
00:34:53.000 That is his name.
00:34:54.000 Anyway, the point is that we're all hanging out and Stan Hope realized, oh, Johnny Depp is too famous.
00:35:00.000 Right.
00:35:00.000 He's gotten way too famous.
00:35:01.000 And apparently it was from those Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
00:35:04.000 From there on out, there's no more going to restaurants.
00:35:07.000 Dude, when Chappelle came back from Africa, when he went...
00:35:12.000 He ran off from the TV show and everything.
00:35:14.000 When he came back, he went on this tour, and I toured with him.
00:35:19.000 And I know Dave isn't Johnny Depp, but he's pretty fucking famous.
00:35:26.000 It was crazy, man, because we were doing these shows, and I was opening for him for like two weeks, and he'd literally just be like, want to go to the mall, man?
00:35:35.000 And I'd be like, yeah, let's go.
00:35:37.000 And he'd be like, alright, let's go.
00:35:38.000 And literally, I would walk to the mall with Dave Chappelle.
00:35:42.000 No security, nothing.
00:35:45.000 And cars were screeching in the fucking streets.
00:35:49.000 People were jumping out of their cars.
00:35:51.000 They were running up to...
00:35:51.000 We went to a footlocker in the mall.
00:35:53.000 We had to leave through the back exit because so many people were flooding in because he was...
00:35:58.000 And the worst part was we went, a pack of people followed us to the hotel.
00:36:03.000 Followed him.
00:36:04.000 I was just there.
00:36:05.000 But a pack of people, like fucking dogs, followed him to the hotel.
00:36:12.000 And they're all going, I'm Rich James, bitch!
00:36:14.000 Yes, yes.
00:36:15.000 White dudes with backwards baseball hats on.
00:36:17.000 Yeah.
00:36:18.000 No, it was a lot of fat white guys, I remember.
00:36:22.000 And...
00:36:25.000 And they followed us.
00:36:26.000 There was like 30 people.
00:36:27.000 I'm not exaggerating.
00:36:28.000 We got to the hotel.
00:36:29.000 The concierge at the hotel had to literally hold the people back so we could get onto the elevator.
00:36:36.000 And as the doors were shutting, a guy got around the concierge and ran up and literally put his phone almost against Chappelle's face and goes, Say something funny.
00:36:46.000 My friend's on the phone.
00:36:46.000 Say something funny.
00:36:47.000 And Dave just kind of stared at this guy.
00:36:50.000 And we got in the elevator and the doors shut.
00:36:52.000 And I go, Dude...
00:36:53.000 I don't know how you didn't just lay that dude out, man.
00:36:56.000 That was like the rudest thing I've ever seen anybody do to a person.
00:36:59.000 And he was just like, what are you gonna do, man?
00:37:02.000 That's why he was high all the time.
00:37:04.000 That's why you need to stay high when you're that famous.
00:37:07.000 Yeah.
00:37:07.000 All day.
00:37:08.000 But he gave me the best advice ever that I ever got in comedy.
00:37:12.000 And I talk about this in my act a little bit.
00:37:14.000 I tell the story, but...
00:37:17.000 We did a show one night in Cleveland at this big amphitheater.
00:37:21.000 And after the show, I'm talking to these two girls.
00:37:23.000 And they're like, you're so funny.
00:37:24.000 And I'm like, why don't you come back to the hotel?
00:37:28.000 Come hang out.
00:37:28.000 Dave might stop by.
00:37:30.000 Oh, did you say that?
00:37:31.000 Yuck.
00:37:31.000 Yeah, I was trying to pick up these chicks.
00:37:33.000 He actually was going to stop by, though.
00:37:35.000 But imagine if you were in the middle of bonin' her, and she heard Dave's voice, and she's like, get off me!
00:37:39.000 Yeah, exactly!
00:37:42.000 Imagine if he's cock-blocking you by standing in the living room, I'm Rick James, bitch!
00:37:48.000 Oh my god, is that him?
00:37:49.000 Get out of me!
00:37:51.000 Get out of me!
00:37:53.000 I need to meet him!
00:37:54.000 He's not going anywhere.
00:37:55.000 I'll come in 30 seconds.
00:37:57.000 No!
00:37:57.000 He was an awesome...
00:37:58.000 No, rape!
00:37:59.000 He was an awesome wingman, because he's married, and he was a great dude about it.
00:38:05.000 He would sit there and talk to you with the chicks, and then he'd peel off, and then you'd be there with the chicks, man.
00:38:12.000 It was fucking beautiful.
00:38:13.000 And the chicks would go, you must be special.
00:38:15.000 Oh, dude.
00:38:16.000 Well, they also just saw you open for...
00:38:18.000 Dude, it was...
00:38:19.000 So...
00:38:19.000 Oh, look at you.
00:38:20.000 You're glowing.
00:38:21.000 Oh, dude.
00:38:21.000 It was really...
00:38:22.000 It was nice.
00:38:23.000 He's so happy.
00:38:24.000 It was nice.
00:38:24.000 It was really nice.
00:38:26.000 So I was talking to these two girls after one of the shows in Cleveland, and I'm like, come back to the hotel, and they're being wishy-washy.
00:38:33.000 And I'm like, all right, whatever.
00:38:34.000 And they take my number, and I go backstage.
00:38:36.000 And I'm bitching to Dave and the tour bus driver about these chicks.
00:38:41.000 And I'm like, you know, they're fucking just being on wishy-washy, and I don't know this, and it's just annoying.
00:38:45.000 Just fucking hang out if you're gonna hang out.
00:38:47.000 And the bus driver goes, Joe, I'm gonna tell you what you need to do, man.
00:38:50.000 You need to walk up to that girl, look her dead in the eye, and say, do you want to suck my dick or not?
00:38:56.000 I don't know.
00:38:58.000 Terrible advice.
00:38:58.000 I was like, okay.
00:39:00.000 And I was considering it for a second.
00:39:03.000 And then Chappelle goes, don't do that shit, man.
00:39:06.000 Don't do it.
00:39:07.000 You're going to fuck around, Joe.
00:39:08.000 You're going to get famous one of these days.
00:39:10.000 Ten years from now, that bitch will be on hard copy.
00:39:15.000 Joe DeRosa told me to suck his dick in Cleveland once!
00:39:19.000 Well, the reality is, even if that didn't happen, there's going to be a girl, if you get famous, that just remembers a story that never happened at all about Joe DeRosa telling her to suck your cock.
00:39:30.000 Right.
00:39:31.000 I've had fucking people tell me stories about me that absolutely didn't exist.
00:39:35.000 That never happened.
00:39:37.000 Really?
00:39:37.000 I had fucking on the podcast.
00:39:39.000 Remember Crash was telling a story about a fight in New York that never took place.
00:39:43.000 About how I told this guy, can you handle that guy?
00:39:46.000 I'll take the other two.
00:39:47.000 And I went over and kicked some guy in the head.
00:39:48.000 Never happened.
00:39:49.000 None of it happened.
00:39:50.000 Really?
00:39:51.000 And he was like arguing with me that it happened.
00:39:52.000 I'm like, dude, I am telling you.
00:39:53.000 I haven't fought anybody since...
00:39:55.000 I haven't had a street fight since I was in high school.
00:39:59.000 I've avoided every single physical altercation outside of competition since high school.
00:40:04.000 So this never happened.
00:40:05.000 It's impossible that it happened.
00:40:06.000 That's a great rumor, though.
00:40:08.000 It makes you sound like a killer.
00:40:10.000 No!
00:40:10.000 It makes me sound like an asshole.
00:40:12.000 I don't think it makes you sound like an asshole.
00:40:13.000 It totally makes me sound like an asshole.
00:40:15.000 Listen, whenever you see a bunch of people and you're like, can you take that guy?
00:40:17.000 Why wouldn't you just turn around and get the fuck out of there?
00:40:19.000 That's the smart move.
00:40:20.000 The smart guy walks out of there.
00:40:23.000 See, I'm a little fucking wisp of grasp that can't fight at all.
00:40:27.000 Wisp of grasp?
00:40:29.000 That's the most fucking, the weakest thing you could ever be on Stand Up Straight.
00:40:35.000 That's such a funny descriptive.
00:40:37.000 A wisp of grass.
00:40:39.000 I remember seeing a tell once on stage, and there were three fat girls in the front row.
00:40:45.000 Or no, I think it was two thin girls and a fat girl in the middle.
00:40:48.000 And I don't remember why he said this to the fat girl, but it was something about how she didn't think she was fat.
00:40:53.000 And he goes, oh, I know, right?
00:40:55.000 Look at you, sitting there like a little blade of grass.
00:41:01.000 A little blade of grass.
00:41:03.000 I think he's fat shaming.
00:41:05.000 That's outlawed now.
00:41:06.000 That's not cool, guys.
00:41:07.000 On the internet, fat shaming is fucking male hypocrisy slash patriarchy slash privilege slash keep going.
00:41:17.000 So I would love a story like that.
00:41:20.000 My point is I'm a pussy.
00:41:22.000 I would love to be in a situation where I literally go...
00:41:26.000 I can take this guy.
00:41:27.000 Can you take that guy?
00:41:28.000 I would just never be in that situation.
00:41:30.000 Why do people make stuff up like that?
00:41:31.000 Things that never happened.
00:41:33.000 I had a guy come up to me at a party and he goes, Mike Dennis played golf with you.
00:41:38.000 And I go, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:41:40.000 He goes, oh yeah, you're the guy from Fear Factor.
00:41:41.000 My dad has played golf with you.
00:41:42.000 I go, dude, I've never played golf, ever.
00:41:45.000 In my whole life, I've never played golf.
00:41:47.000 It's probably that other Rogan, that sports newscaster, and it's just like...
00:41:51.000 Probably.
00:41:52.000 You know what I mean?
00:41:52.000 He probably plays golf, Fred Rogan.
00:41:54.000 Fred Rogan, yeah.
00:41:54.000 Yeah, maybe.
00:41:55.000 It might be.
00:41:56.000 But he was insisting.
00:41:57.000 It was the Fear Factor guy.
00:41:58.000 He was insisting.
00:41:59.000 Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:42:01.000 I don't know.
00:42:02.000 If I ever reach your level, like...
00:42:05.000 I'll be able to relate to these stories.
00:42:35.000 When I would see you on news radio, I don't remember you being jacked like this, though.
00:42:39.000 Were you cut up like that back then?
00:42:40.000 Yeah, there was whole videos of me taking my shirt off.
00:42:42.000 I had to wrestle Andy Dick once, and fucking remember that?
00:42:45.000 You'd probably find that.
00:42:47.000 Yeah, I wasn't as big.
00:42:48.000 I didn't really lift weights until I started doing jiu-jitsu.
00:42:51.000 And I started doing jiu-jitsu in 96. So that was when I started lifting weights, and I started hanging out with Eddie Bravo, my good friend Eddie Bravo, my best friend, like around 96. Yeah.
00:43:20.000 To your body keeps you from getting injured.
00:43:22.000 It's kind of important.
00:43:23.000 Okay.
00:43:23.000 And also, it gives you more strength to execute moves.
00:43:26.000 It's just like...
00:43:26.000 Jiu-Jitsu is a very, very grueling activity, and the stronger you are...
00:43:31.000 I mean, it's most important to be technical, to understand the technique, but the stronger you are, the better.
00:43:36.000 So I started lifting weights pretty seriously around then.
00:43:38.000 So this is me when I didn't even lift weights.
00:43:42.000 This was like...
00:43:44.000 Was this from the show?
00:43:45.000 This is from news radio, yeah.
00:43:46.000 I like how I asked that.
00:43:47.000 No, it's a real match between you and Andy Dick.
00:43:50.000 That's what I looked like with no weightlifting at all.
00:43:52.000 That was just kickboxing.
00:44:02.000 Jesus.
00:44:03.000 That was pretty good.
00:44:04.000 Yeah, but then you tickle...
00:44:05.000 You tickle his name and kicks my ass.
00:44:08.000 Fights like I would.
00:44:09.000 I was just about to say the same thing to you, Joe.
00:44:12.000 Alright, dude.
00:44:13.000 That's it.
00:44:13.000 Yeah, it is it.
00:44:15.000 No!
00:44:17.000 So stupid.
00:44:18.000 Shut it up now.
00:44:19.000 How dare you.
00:44:22.000 I like that show.
00:44:24.000 Yeah, that was like probably 1990. Phil was alive, so it was before 90...
00:44:28.000 I think he was murdered in 98. So before that, it was probably 97, 96. There was no lifting weights back then.
00:44:37.000 It was just kickboxing.
00:44:38.000 Jesus, man.
00:44:39.000 You were ripped, dude.
00:44:40.000 You still are.
00:44:42.000 You want to talk about it?
00:44:43.000 Take your pants off.
00:44:44.000 I got nothing to add to it.
00:44:47.000 It's nothing I have anything to say about.
00:44:50.000 I don't understand it.
00:44:52.000 I don't mean that in a derogatory way.
00:44:53.000 No, I understand.
00:44:54.000 I went down a different path.
00:44:58.000 I don't understand.
00:44:59.000 I have friends that do extreme sports.
00:45:02.000 They jump bikes and shit like that, motorbikes and stuff like that, and do flips, and they're all busted up.
00:45:09.000 I know this dude, Eric Apple, his wrist is...
00:45:11.000 He broke his wrist so bad, it's like an inch shorter.
00:45:15.000 He's had all the ligaments, and he went on from that to do MMA fighting.
00:45:19.000 Just crazy.
00:45:19.000 Crazy people.
00:45:20.000 Jesus Christ.
00:45:21.000 But that's how...
00:45:22.000 He grew up.
00:45:24.000 I literally grew up doing martial arts competitions.
00:45:29.000 It made me a way more balanced person, if that makes any sense.
00:45:33.000 I would have worked way more fucked up.
00:45:35.000 Given my circumstances, I needed something to throw all my energy in.
00:45:39.000 I just had so much angst and anxiety and insecurity.
00:45:42.000 I needed something, and I found it in martial arts.
00:45:44.000 But it just happened to be...
00:45:46.000 The thing for me at that time.
00:45:48.000 So that's why.
00:45:49.000 It makes perfect sense.
00:45:51.000 It's not for everybody.
00:45:52.000 It can help you though if you're looking for something to do to give you some physical exercise and also it gives you a kind of understanding of your body and fear.
00:46:03.000 I wish I had been pushed in that direction at a young age because I'm too old for it now.
00:46:11.000 How old are you?
00:46:12.000 I'm 37. You're not too old for it.
00:46:14.000 My friend's dad started doing jiu-jitsu when he was 57. Really?
00:46:18.000 He got his black belt.
00:46:19.000 I think he was like 65 or 66. He got his black belt.
00:46:22.000 Maybe I should, I don't know.
00:46:24.000 I have such terrible anxiety and angst issues still, and yeah, I'm in therapy for it and stuff.
00:46:29.000 What's the main, if you want to talk about this, do you have a main fear, a thing that fucks with you?
00:46:36.000 My fear of death is pretty...
00:46:40.000 It's tremendous.
00:46:41.000 Pretty tremendous and extremely irrational.
00:46:45.000 It's almost crippling.
00:46:47.000 It's almost crippling.
00:46:48.000 Wow.
00:46:48.000 Have you done any psychedelics, like heavy doses of mushrooms or heavy doses of...
00:46:54.000 Yeah?
00:46:55.000 I don't know what heavy doses are, but I took my share of mushrooms and acid through the years.
00:47:02.000 Open your hand and show me what's the biggest dose you've ever taken.
00:47:06.000 You know, like...
00:47:07.000 No, that's not good enough, son.
00:47:09.000 You're showing me a little tiny, like, quarter size.
00:47:11.000 You know, I remember tripping for, like, 11, 12 hours on acid, like, stuff like that.
00:47:15.000 Well, I don't have any experience with acid, but I do have experience with mushrooms, and my experience is that there's a big difference between, like, a couple caps and stems and a fucking handful.
00:47:26.000 Uh-huh.
00:47:27.000 It's a handful.
00:47:27.000 You want, like, five grams.
00:47:29.000 Okay.
00:47:30.000 Yeah.
00:47:30.000 When you do, like, those big trips...
00:47:34.000 That's when you just go, it just obliterates your ego.
00:47:38.000 And you go just deep into the realm of perception and of understanding your position in this great thing that you see in front of you and how much your position in this great thing, this great thing being the entire universe itself,
00:47:55.000 how much of your position is distorted by your own ability To recognize your surroundings and your need to survive.
00:48:02.000 And then your ego, which comes into place and wants you to get laid, wants you to be fed, wants you to stay alive and competitive.
00:48:08.000 Like all those variables, they fuck with your ability to understand the true nature of reality.
00:48:15.000 And sometimes a real ego obliterating experience is what you need just to kind of put it in place.
00:48:20.000 See, the problem is now for me, I had some brushes with that.
00:48:26.000 In my time that I would do these heavier psychedelics.
00:48:31.000 But my problem is now is that my anxiety is such an issue that I wouldn't be able to handle it.
00:48:36.000 I can't even handle pot now.
00:48:38.000 I mean, if I went into a hard trip like that, I would start freaking out.
00:48:42.000 I turned too inward.
00:48:44.000 I'm a pretty...
00:48:45.000 I'm a lethargic guy, so I've always been more of a fan of stimulants than barbiturates and depressants, which is what eventually pulled me away from marijuana, because my problem with marijuana is I'll smoke it, and I go deep into my head, and it's bad.
00:49:02.000 If I had smoked any weed before I came in here today, I would be panicking right now.
00:49:08.000 Right now.
00:49:08.000 Because I feel a general anxiety just being here.
00:49:12.000 Really?
00:49:12.000 Yeah.
00:49:12.000 Why?
00:49:13.000 What is the general anxiety?
00:49:15.000 Just any time you're talking to people or that you're online?
00:49:18.000 I definitely have self-esteem issues and issues about my own achievement.
00:49:31.000 Worth so when I do something like this for the first time I'm the first few times I Am nervous because I'm like don't fuck it up.
00:49:42.000 Don't fuck this up.
00:49:43.000 This is a guy you don't know and You know, because I don't really know you, you know what I mean?
00:49:47.000 We know each other kind of, but we're like, I mean, I consider you like a comrade, a colleague, a fellow comic.
00:49:55.000 Every comic that I know that's a comic, like, you get sanctioned by Jimmy Norton or any of those guys, you're in.
00:50:01.000 You can stay at my house.
00:50:02.000 I don't even know you, but if you want to stay at my house, you can stay at my house.
00:50:05.000 That's how I feel.
00:50:06.000 Thank you, and I honestly feel the same way about you, and not because I've known you from TV for longer than we've known each other personally.
00:50:13.000 I feel the same way.
00:50:15.000 I feel like we're part of a fraternity, and not just because of comedy, but it's a little more specified for us, I think, because we're part of the ONA camp.
00:50:23.000 And, you know, that's a special camp.
00:50:25.000 It was a special camp to be a part of.
00:50:27.000 It still is.
00:50:28.000 I don't know if they're ever going to sort that out, but it's not the same.
00:50:33.000 I love Jimmy, and I love Opie, and they're great together, and I listen to it all the time, but goddammit, I miss Anthony.
00:50:40.000 It is a bummer.
00:50:41.000 It's a real bummer.
00:50:43.000 You know, that's a...
00:50:45.000 Well, let me answer your question.
00:50:47.000 Yeah, answer the first question.
00:50:48.000 We'll get back to that.
00:50:50.000 But so I feel like, you know, everything I do, for instance, right now in LA, and trust me, it's not a terrible anxiety right now.
00:51:00.000 I was excited about this, too.
00:51:02.000 Like, a lot of it is just excitement and interpreting the excitement.
00:51:05.000 But, you know, I'm doing a part on a TV show right now that's...
00:51:12.000 Looks like it might last for a little while.
00:51:15.000 I don't know yet because it's sort of episode to episode.
00:51:19.000 With something like that, every time I do it, I'm like, don't fuck this up, dude.
00:51:24.000 You know what I mean?
00:51:26.000 And that's what I do.
00:51:26.000 And it's terrible.
00:51:28.000 It's a terrible, terrible anxiety.
00:51:30.000 It doesn't prevent me from performing.
00:51:32.000 It doesn't prevent me from delivering.
00:51:34.000 But it's there.
00:51:36.000 And it's the kind of thing where if something does go wrong, I have a very hard time just leaving it behind me and going, it was a bad day at work, dude.
00:51:43.000 Let it go.
00:51:44.000 You know, I did a charity event last night.
00:51:46.000 And it wasn't a great show.
00:51:49.000 And this was a huge step for me today.
00:51:52.000 I woke up with anxiety about it at 4.30 in the morning.
00:51:54.000 Why'd you do this bit?
00:51:55.000 Why'd you do that bit?
00:51:56.000 And I was just like, dude, you didn't do anything wrong.
00:51:59.000 You just weren't the best choice for that gig.
00:52:01.000 That's it.
00:52:02.000 It's okay.
00:52:02.000 You didn't do anything wrong.
00:52:04.000 And I think most people go down that road first.
00:52:08.000 And my whole life, I've never gone down that road first.
00:52:10.000 I go down the blaming myself road first.
00:52:12.000 Well, let me be honest with you then.
00:52:15.000 I've had shows where I had a great set for 90 minutes and I'll close badly or fuck up something and I can't sleep.
00:52:24.000 Yep.
00:52:25.000 I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm just in a hurricane.
00:52:28.000 Yeah.
00:52:28.000 A hurricane of anguish and being upset.
00:52:32.000 But I think that's because I care.
00:52:34.000 Yeah.
00:52:34.000 It's because I care.
00:52:35.000 It's because I don't want anybody leaving a show ever and feeling like, eh, I don't ever want...
00:52:40.000 I know they paid money.
00:52:41.000 That drives me fucking crazy.
00:52:43.000 It's horrible.
00:52:43.000 I know they got babysitters.
00:52:44.000 They planned it out.
00:52:45.000 They saved their money for that.
00:52:47.000 You know, I don't want anyone to ever think that I ever take that for granted because that would drive me fucking crazy.
00:52:51.000 If I went to see someone and I knew they didn't give a shit and they took it for granted, that's one of the worst things a performer can ever do with their audience.
00:52:59.000 Right.
00:52:59.000 Disrespect their audience.
00:53:00.000 Right.
00:53:01.000 I brought this up before, but I'll bring it up again.
00:53:03.000 It's what I call the Joe DiMaggio principle.
00:53:05.000 Right.
00:53:05.000 Because I remember this quote when I was a kid.
00:53:07.000 Joe DiMaggio was like 40 years old, sliding into third base.
00:53:10.000 And the guy on the other team goes, you know, why are you playing so hard?
00:53:13.000 You're already in the Hall of Fame.
00:53:14.000 And he goes, because someone out there is someone in the audience that hasn't seen Joe DiMaggio play.
00:53:19.000 And I don't want to let him down.
00:53:21.000 That's so great.
00:53:22.000 Laurie Kilmartin said once to me, years ago, I was opening for her in Philadelphia.
00:53:27.000 And I said, how do you...
00:53:29.000 How do you manage to go out and show the same enthusiasm every set?
00:53:33.000 Because I noticed throughout the weekend that she was doing that, and I was having a hard time with that at that point in my career.
00:53:39.000 And she said, just think about it.
00:53:40.000 She's like, you're a fan of comedy.
00:53:42.000 Haven't you ever seen a comedian that makes you laugh so hard you want to follow over?
00:53:45.000 And I go, yeah.
00:53:45.000 And she goes, there's a chance somebody in the audience, that's going to happen because of you tonight.
00:53:49.000 So you should always have that in your head, and that's the DiMaggio thing you just said.
00:53:53.000 You know what I mean?
00:53:54.000 It's a lot of times just a perception issue, like how you deal with things.
00:53:58.000 I had a friend that came up to me once.
00:54:01.000 We were in Vegas, and I brought him to some fights, and after the fights, It gets pretty fucking crazy.
00:54:10.000 There's 18,000 people there, and you try to wake your way through the casino, good luck.
00:54:14.000 You're going to get stopped every five seconds.
00:54:16.000 And he was like, does it get annoying?
00:54:17.000 I go, well, there's certain times where I have things that I have to do, where I have to leave, like I have to go to a show, or I have to meet someone for dinner.
00:54:24.000 I mean, I have to be there by X amount of time.
00:54:26.000 I just have to say no.
00:54:27.000 But for the most part, it's just a bunch of people being nice.
00:54:30.000 But my attitude about it is always that every time I meet someone, I reset.
00:54:34.000 Because it's like, I don't ever think of it as like, oh, here's another person, here's another person.
00:54:38.000 Every time I meet someone, I reset.
00:54:40.000 So it's a total new experience because I know it's a new experience for them.
00:54:43.000 And if I don't accept that, I can't always say yes.
00:54:47.000 I can't always call your friend.
00:54:49.000 I can't always fucking take pictures.
00:54:51.000 I have to go sometimes.
00:54:52.000 Sometimes it's unavoidable.
00:54:53.000 There's 100 people and you've got to be out of there because you're supposed to be somewhere in five minutes.
00:54:57.000 I can't be late for a show.
00:54:59.000 I can't be late for an interview or an appearance that I have to do or whatever the fuck that's...
00:55:04.000 Yeah, no, and I think that reset mentality is great.
00:55:07.000 Like, you know, when I first started doing ONA, Burr told me years ago, he was like, listen, here's what you do.
00:55:15.000 He goes, you're doing the show now.
00:55:17.000 Guys are going to start coming out to see you.
00:55:19.000 You sell your merch, you shake everybody's hand, and just talk.
00:55:25.000 He goes, you know, sometimes you can't spend a lot of time with everybody, but talk to everybody, say hello.
00:55:30.000 And he was like, and that's what you do, dude.
00:55:32.000 And not that I would have done any different, but him saying that really cemented it into my head.
00:55:37.000 He's a great guy.
00:55:37.000 Yeah, and I've seen him do it, and I've always done it.
00:55:40.000 If there are fucking two people in the audience that wanted to see me, And it was the shittiest show of all time because there were 98 that didn't give a fuck about who I was and heckling or whatever.
00:55:52.000 I spent time with those two guys and talked to them.
00:55:56.000 You know what I mean?
00:55:57.000 And I talked to them like...
00:55:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:55:59.000 Like I'm talking to you.
00:56:01.000 Yeah, that's how it should be.
00:56:03.000 Burr said once something that I thought was really cool.
00:56:05.000 He said, we were just talking about how everything's going really well for him and he's real happy.
00:56:11.000 And he says, you know, I remember when I was a kid and I'd go to see a band and then the new song sucked and I just wasn't into it.
00:56:22.000 They put on a bad show and I felt like they fucked me.
00:56:24.000 And he goes, and I know that if people come out to see me, they're fans, and I'm not going to fuck them.
00:56:28.000 I'm not going to fuck him.
00:56:29.000 I'm going to write hard.
00:56:31.000 I'm going to work hard.
00:56:31.000 I'm going to get out there and give it my best.
00:56:33.000 I don't want to fuck him.
00:56:34.000 That's a great attitude.
00:56:35.000 It is.
00:56:36.000 It is.
00:56:36.000 I mean, he works so hard, and he delivers to his fans what they deserve.
00:56:42.000 I think everybody...
00:56:45.000 I think everybody, many comics do that, but I think, again, what was always special to me about, or one of the things that was always special to me about being part of that ONA fraternity was that those comics all did that.
00:56:59.000 Everybody delivered.
00:57:01.000 Everybody had the mentality of, it's a new year, I have to go back to that city again, I better have a new hour.
00:57:08.000 Or it better be the much, much better version of last year's hour.
00:57:12.000 Yeah.
00:57:13.000 You know, because I'm about to tape it.
00:57:14.000 Or whatever it is.
00:57:15.000 You know, but...
00:57:16.000 And it was...
00:57:18.000 Patrice was like that, obviously.
00:57:20.000 Norton, Louis, obviously.
00:57:24.000 You know, like these guys, you know, burr.
00:57:28.000 Like, that's what they all did, you know?
00:57:31.000 One of the great things about the Opie and Anthony show was that it was a hangout.
00:57:36.000 Even if Ricky Gervais came on or some big star came on, if you and I were on the show, we would still be on the show.
00:57:42.000 And he would sit in there, and everybody knew to lay back and let someone talk, or occasionally everybody would jump in.
00:57:47.000 I mean, it was completely free form.
00:57:49.000 And because of that, there was a lot of ball busting.
00:57:51.000 Like when Bobby Kelly's on, the guy gets fucking tortured.
00:57:53.000 When Voss is on, he gets tortured.
00:57:55.000 And because of that, getting tortured, everybody has to mind their P's and Q's and be on the ball.
00:58:01.000 You've got to cover all your bases.
00:58:02.000 It's the snake pit, man.
00:58:03.000 Yeah, whereas if you do a lot of other radio shows, even big shows, it's one guest at a time.
00:58:08.000 Right.
00:58:08.000 And you don't get tossed into that sort of comedy cellar table sort of scenario or the parking lot at the store or the bar at the improv.
00:58:19.000 There's that...
00:58:20.000 I always said when you went on ONA and it was a packed room, you know, when you walked in and it was DiPaolo, Bobby, you know, or Burr and Patrice or whoever, when it was a packed room on ONA, I always said it was like getting dropped into the, it was like in Raiders of the Lost Ark when he hits the ground in that fucking snake pit.
00:58:39.000 And it's just like, you better like have your torch up and be ready because they are coming at you from every fucking direction.
00:58:46.000 Snakes.
00:58:47.000 I hate snakes.
00:58:49.000 Yeah.
00:58:49.000 Yeah.
00:58:51.000 Yeah.
00:58:51.000 Asps, very dangerous.
00:58:52.000 But it was also just fun.
00:58:54.000 You know, it's like exciting to be in that room with Voss and Norton and everybody's like, everyone's, you know, Norton says something funny and Voss will say something funny and everybody's like chiming in and laughing and it's just, it's so exciting.
00:59:06.000 It was, it was.
00:59:07.000 Those times were the...
00:59:10.000 Hardest times I've ever laughed in my life, and I remember when I would have stints where I would quit drinking for a while, and I'd say like, how the fuck am I going to have fun if I'm not going out drinking?
00:59:20.000 You know?
00:59:21.000 I would go, oh, that's right, I laughed the hardest I ever did in my entire life at 6.45 in the morning the other day.
00:59:29.000 Dead sober.
00:59:30.000 Yeah.
00:59:31.000 Because I was on Opie and Anthony.
00:59:32.000 Eating a bagel.
00:59:33.000 Yeah.
00:59:34.000 Yeah, watching Bobo pull his fucking pubes out, or whatever.
00:59:37.000 You know what I mean?
00:59:38.000 Like, literally crying, laughing, like, until you couldn't breathe.
00:59:42.000 You know, so it's like, I was like, okay, it's possible.
00:59:45.000 It's possible to have sober fun, obviously.
00:59:47.000 Well, hanging out with comedians, I mean, that's the one thing, me and Stan Hope were talking once, and he said, I could quit comedy, but I could never quit hanging out with comics.
00:59:55.000 Ha ha!
00:59:55.000 Ha ha ha!
00:59:57.000 That's a great way to put it.
00:59:58.000 Yeah, we were just laughing and fucking around, and we were just being ridiculous and making each other howl.
01:00:03.000 And we were just both shaking our head, and he goes, I could never stop hanging out with comics.
01:00:08.000 Oh, that's great.
01:00:09.000 You know, like, he goes, I don't fucking quit comedy.
01:00:12.000 I could quit comedy.
01:00:13.000 I could just stop performing.
01:00:14.000 Fuck it.
01:00:15.000 I could just fucking smoke cigarettes and drink beer and watch football.
01:00:19.000 I could do that.
01:00:21.000 He goes, but I don't want to stop hanging out with comedians.
01:00:23.000 Because it's like, I think a guy like Stanhope also, you get to a point where you realize, I mean, yeah, it's fun to do shows, and yeah, but nothing's going to change.
01:00:31.000 You're not going to...
01:00:32.000 Yeah.
01:00:32.000 And the best thing about hanging out with comics to me is like...
01:00:37.000 It's like the rings of hell.
01:00:39.000 Because there's hanging out with comedians.
01:00:41.000 Then there's hanging out with the comedians that are, you know, that are in.
01:00:46.000 That are the real comics, not just general comedians that are the pro guys or whatever, and girls.
01:00:52.000 Then it's the ring below that, which is like, these are the pros that are fucking cool.
01:00:58.000 You know, that aren't egomaniacs.
01:01:00.000 Then there's the ring under that where it's like, these are the pros that are ready to trash anything you want to talk about.
01:01:07.000 You know, everybody on the other three levels would scoff at what we're about to say.
01:01:11.000 Yeah.
01:01:11.000 But we'll go after anything down here on this little ring.
01:01:15.000 And it's the best.
01:01:16.000 Yeah.
01:01:16.000 It's the best, you know?
01:01:17.000 Well, there's an art form to saying fucked up shit.
01:01:20.000 Yeah.
01:01:21.000 You know, that you don't even necessarily really mean.
01:01:23.000 But especially when a bunch of comics are getting together and they're vibing off of each other, there's that thing that we do where I'll try to say something.
01:01:30.000 Like, Tony, the other day, what the fuck did he say about Joan Rivers when Joan Rivers died?
01:01:35.000 He's...
01:01:36.000 Oh, if you hurry up, you can still get in bed with her.
01:01:39.000 I was supposed to do In Bed with Joan.
01:01:42.000 It was like she was doing a podcast where she would do it from her bed.
01:01:45.000 Yeah.
01:01:45.000 And I was scheduled to do it, and it got moved around, and I was waiting to reschedule it, and then she died.
01:01:51.000 And it made me sad because I was a huge fan.
01:01:53.000 Yeah, me too.
01:01:54.000 And Tony Hinchcliffe goes, if you hurry up, you can still get in bed with her.
01:01:59.000 It's not too late.
01:02:01.000 She probably hasn't started rotting yet.
01:02:02.000 Oh, my God.
01:02:04.000 I don't think he said that, but I do.
01:02:07.000 But you can't say that in normal company, but amongst comedians, you know, to me it made me feel good that he said that.
01:02:14.000 Oh my god.
01:02:15.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:02:16.000 Yeah, it's hilarious.
01:02:18.000 Yeah, like Ari and I were talking last night, we went to Cantor's Deli late after his thing, and we were driving home, and He was talking about how he thinks it's good to interact with regular people.
01:02:29.000 Because he goes, I don't talk to anybody that's a comedian, and I think I'm not getting a balanced perspective.
01:02:34.000 And he was like, you know, you do this sports commentary stuff where, like, you'll go a whole weekend where you don't do stand-up, and you talk to, like, athletes, and you talk to, like, news people and stuff like that.
01:02:44.000 Like, that's probably good for you.
01:02:46.000 Right.
01:02:46.000 And he goes, because all I'm talking to is psychos.
01:02:49.000 Right.
01:02:49.000 Who also, you know, I could say something really fucked up, and they're like, meh.
01:02:54.000 Well, yeah.
01:02:55.000 When we...
01:02:56.000 Alright.
01:02:57.000 I feel like...
01:02:58.000 I learned this in therapy.
01:02:59.000 When somebody shares something with you, you need to share back.
01:03:02.000 So you know that we're on the level together.
01:03:05.000 So I'm going to tell you a fucked up thing I said.
01:03:09.000 But I was hanging out.
01:03:10.000 I don't even...
01:03:11.000 I feel bad breaking his name.
01:03:12.000 But I was hanging out with Pete Holmes.
01:03:13.000 You brought him in.
01:03:15.000 And it was right after...
01:03:16.000 It was right after Robin Williams.
01:03:19.000 It was right after the Robin Williams thing.
01:03:21.000 Right after the Holocaust.
01:03:22.000 Okay.
01:03:23.000 And they were saying it's an apparent suicide.
01:03:25.000 They found him with the belt around his neck.
01:03:26.000 And I was like, Pete, do you think it was a suicide or do you think he was jacking his neck with the belt around his neck?
01:03:34.000 And we just started laughing, going, apparent suicide always sounds way better in a newspaper than definitely was jerking off with a belt around his neck.
01:03:45.000 Yeah.
01:03:46.000 In Robin's case, he cut his wrist, too.
01:03:48.000 Yeah, I know.
01:03:49.000 That part hadn't come out yet, and, you know, it was, I mean...
01:03:56.000 I have a human side.
01:03:58.000 I don't want to sound like a cunt.
01:04:00.000 It's not a cunt.
01:04:01.000 It's true.
01:04:01.000 It's a good point.
01:04:03.000 It's very sad to me that that happened.
01:04:05.000 And I respect that that happened.
01:04:06.000 And if I was related to him, I probably wouldn't want to hear a joke about it right now.
01:04:10.000 But my point is, sometimes you're hanging out with comics and you can let those little thoughts out with them.
01:04:19.000 That I think a lot of people, a lot of other comments, if I was on 9 out of 10 other podcasts right now, I wouldn't have felt comfortable sharing that.
01:04:26.000 But see, you shared the crazy Joan Rivers joke, right?
01:04:30.000 And then I share that back, and it's like, here we are.
01:04:33.000 We're in the fucking ninth ring together.
01:04:35.000 And Joan Rivers or Robin Williams, I think, would understand why those jokes were funny.
01:04:40.000 I don't have the right to say this guy's name because I wasn't there when it happened, but a very famous comedian came over to a table of comics at the cellar.
01:04:50.000 And right after Robin Williams died and went, he was a joke thief, right?
01:04:53.000 Fuck him.
01:04:54.000 Really?
01:04:55.000 And walked away.
01:04:56.000 And everybody was like, oh shit.
01:04:58.000 Jesus.
01:04:59.000 Like looked at everybody and went, he was a joke thief, right?
01:05:02.000 Jesus.
01:05:02.000 The guy was a joke thief, right?
01:05:03.000 And everybody nodded their head and he goes, fuck him.
01:05:05.000 He walked away.
01:05:06.000 Oh, shit.
01:05:06.000 It wasn't there.
01:05:08.000 So I don't know if it was funny.
01:05:09.000 The guy's fucking hilarious, so I'm sure it was probably pretty funny when he said it.
01:05:14.000 But, uh, that's a real thing, too, with people.
01:05:17.000 That's a real thing, where some guys never want to let that shit go.
01:05:20.000 Um, yeah, no, that's a very real thing.
01:05:22.000 Especially with your bit, like, if you had a bit, and all of a sudden, it's on Letterman?
01:05:27.000 Look, I'll tell you, you know...
01:05:29.000 Mork's doing it?
01:05:30.000 There's something to be said for that don't die with a grudge thing.
01:05:33.000 Yeah.
01:05:33.000 But I also do think it's bullshit a lot of the time, you know?
01:05:37.000 I mean, you watch that Ramones documentary, End of the Century...
01:05:40.000 And they start talking to Johnny Ramone after Joey died, and they go, did you go visit him in the hospital?
01:05:45.000 He goes, no.
01:05:46.000 And they go, even when he was dying, you didn't go see him?
01:05:50.000 You knew he was going to die?
01:05:50.000 And he goes, no.
01:05:51.000 If I was dying, I wouldn't want him to come see me.
01:05:53.000 I don't like the guy.
01:05:54.000 We don't like each other.
01:05:55.000 And I was just like, you know what, man?
01:05:58.000 In certain ways, I tip my hat to that.
01:06:01.000 It's like, yeah.
01:06:02.000 This is what it is, man.
01:06:03.000 Let's not stroke ourselves here.
01:06:05.000 There's levels.
01:06:06.000 You know, there's levels.
01:06:08.000 Like, there's some people that you have fallen outs with where you could sort it out.
01:06:13.000 And there's some people you can't.
01:06:15.000 Some people I don't want to be around, because I just don't want to feel them.
01:06:19.000 I think they're beyond my reach.
01:06:22.000 I agree.
01:06:23.000 They're beyond my hope.
01:06:24.000 Their perception of reality is so different than mine.
01:06:27.000 I agree.
01:06:28.000 I don't want to hate anybody, but I don't want to communicate with them either.
01:06:32.000 Right.
01:06:33.000 Well, you know, my mom taught me a great lesson about that sort of thing.
01:06:38.000 She said, the opposite of hate isn't love, the opposite of hate is indifference.
01:06:42.000 When you truly don't care about somebody, that's...
01:06:45.000 How does love fit in there?
01:06:46.000 I'm sorry.
01:06:48.000 I phrased it wrong.
01:06:49.000 The opposite of love is in hate.
01:06:51.000 The opposite of love is in difference.
01:06:53.000 That's what it is.
01:06:54.000 Excuse me.
01:06:54.000 So where does hate fit in there?
01:06:55.000 Is it in the middle?
01:06:56.000 Hate means you still care.
01:06:57.000 Hate means you still love the person.
01:06:59.000 It's not the opposite.
01:07:00.000 Because if you hate, you're invested.
01:07:05.000 And I mean, I guess that investment doesn't necessitate love every time, but...
01:07:12.000 Hate is investment.
01:07:13.000 I'm spending my energy on you right now.
01:07:16.000 I'm wasting my energy on you.
01:07:19.000 You're my ex-girlfriend.
01:07:20.000 You did me wrong.
01:07:21.000 It's two years later.
01:07:22.000 I can't pick up a mop without yelling the word cunt at the ceiling because this is the fucking mop you bought when you lived here.
01:07:31.000 You know what I mean?
01:07:32.000 That's not the opposite of love.
01:07:35.000 You're still invested.
01:07:36.000 There's part of you still in there somewhere that wishes everything was okay.
01:07:40.000 But indifference?
01:07:42.000 When you truly say, I don't give a fuck if you live, die, breathe, whatever.
01:07:46.000 Like, I have nothing in me for you.
01:07:50.000 You know, to me, that is...
01:07:51.000 That's why they say with these fucking Twitter trolls...
01:07:54.000 You know, I was arguing with people on Twitter for the last two days, and people are going, why are you going after them?
01:07:59.000 Don't show them that you care.
01:08:01.000 Don't show them...
01:08:02.000 And that's what...
01:08:03.000 That's...
01:08:03.000 Yeah.
01:08:04.000 Yeah.
01:08:04.000 Why am I showing them that I care?
01:08:06.000 You know what I mean?
01:08:07.000 Like, indifference is what pisses off a Twitter troll.
01:08:09.000 Well, sometimes it's fun.
01:08:11.000 Well, it is.
01:08:12.000 I do think there's a gray area, and the gray area was where I was trying to exist, because I didn't like what people were saying about a friend of mine on there, so I was trying to defend him.
01:08:22.000 Yeah, I know what you're saying.
01:08:23.000 I mean, there's times where it's worth your effort to communicate, and there's times where it's not.
01:08:27.000 It's a matter of how much emotionally you get invested in debating someone that you don't even know.
01:08:31.000 I mean, you might meet them, they might be a fucking complete idiot.
01:08:35.000 There's no reason whatsoever to even communicate with them.
01:08:37.000 Like, what's the point in getting all riled up and upset?
01:08:39.000 You're not even involved with that person.
01:08:42.000 You don't know them.
01:08:42.000 You choose to be involved with them because of 140 characters that are on a page.
01:08:47.000 You don't have to.
01:08:48.000 You don't have to, you know?
01:08:49.000 Yeah, there was a guy today that I stopped following that really came after me pretty hard that I considered...
01:08:56.000 I wouldn't say a friend.
01:08:57.000 We didn't hang out, but we were friendly.
01:08:59.000 We were friendly, excuse me, and...
01:09:03.000 You know, our knowing of each other started in a weird way.
01:09:05.000 He was kind of like being a bit of a troll one day to me.
01:09:09.000 And I really went after him because I was in a really bad mood.
01:09:12.000 And then I ended up meeting him at a party a year later.
01:09:16.000 And he came up and introduced himself.
01:09:17.000 And he was like, hey man, I was just joking.
01:09:19.000 I'm sorry that that got out of hand or whatever.
01:09:21.000 He ended up giving me a bag of weed.
01:09:23.000 You know, he was really, really cool.
01:09:25.000 And then we were cool.
01:09:26.000 And then like over these last two days, he started tweeting me all this really fucking...
01:09:31.000 Vicious shit about Andy Kindler.
01:09:34.000 And Andy's my friend.
01:09:35.000 And I was like, dude, I don't agree with you.
01:09:37.000 Stop saying this shit to me.
01:09:38.000 And stop putting my name in the fucking tweets like you and me ride together.
01:09:42.000 And now my friend is going to see his name getting smeared and my name's in the tweet too.
01:09:49.000 And I'm just like, dude, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:09:52.000 Stop.
01:09:52.000 And I was writing that back to him with both his and Andy's Handle in the tweets.
01:09:58.000 And he just kept doing it.
01:10:00.000 And I was just like, you know what, dude?
01:10:02.000 Fuck it.
01:10:02.000 I'm not doing this.
01:10:04.000 And other people chimed in.
01:10:05.000 We're saying the same dumb shit.
01:10:06.000 I just wrote, to everybody that I'm arguing with right now on Twitter, please stop following me.
01:10:12.000 I can't stand any of the shit you're saying right now.
01:10:14.000 I'm serious.
01:10:15.000 Stop following me.
01:10:16.000 And they didn't.
01:10:18.000 And I was just like, you know what?
01:10:20.000 Fuck it.
01:10:20.000 And I just unfollowed this dude.
01:10:21.000 I'm like, what am I supposed to do?
01:10:22.000 Keep following a guy that's like waving his dick in my face?
01:10:26.000 You know what I mean?
01:10:27.000 Depends.
01:10:29.000 You know?
01:10:30.000 And then he...
01:10:31.000 You know, I wake up today at 4.30 in the morning.
01:10:34.000 With anxiety from having a bad set at a fucking charity gig last night.
01:10:39.000 And I check my Twitter.
01:10:40.000 And there's like five tweets at me from this guy.
01:10:43.000 You were never funny.
01:10:44.000 You're a piece of shit.
01:10:45.000 Who is this guy?
01:10:47.000 I'll say his name.
01:10:49.000 Fred from Brooklyn is his Twitter handle.
01:10:51.000 At Fred from Brooklyn.
01:10:52.000 Is he a comic?
01:10:53.000 I don't know what he does.
01:10:54.000 I think he has a podcast.
01:10:55.000 He's not like a guy anybody knows.
01:10:59.000 Don't put him up on the screen.
01:11:00.000 Yeah, he's part of that O&A crew.
01:11:04.000 So he just was trying to hurt your feelings?
01:11:06.000 Yeah, it kind of made me sad, to be honest, because he was doing it the way a scorned lover does it.
01:11:12.000 It's like, dude, two days ago you were telling me you love me, and now you're telling me I'm not funny.
01:11:16.000 It's like, you're just hurt.
01:11:17.000 Your feelings are hurt.
01:11:18.000 So it didn't upset me in that sense.
01:11:21.000 And by the way, Fred, if you're hearing this, I'm not giving you attention because this got to me.
01:11:28.000 I'm just mature enough to talk about this, and I don't give a fuck.
01:11:31.000 I don't give a fuck.
01:11:32.000 I can't get into all the goddamn head games of, don't say his name.
01:11:35.000 That dude's typing right now with sweaty fingers.
01:11:37.000 You know, it's just like...
01:11:39.000 And if you are listening to this, it's like, dude, I'm not even mad at you.
01:11:44.000 It's like, you were saying a bunch of shit I didn't agree with.
01:11:48.000 And I was like, alright dude, I can't fuck with you anymore, man.
01:11:51.000 And he's writing, if you don't play Twitter by DeRosa's rules, he'll fucking unfollow you.
01:11:58.000 He's a fucking cunt.
01:11:59.000 It's like, dude, weren't you one of the same guys that stood up for Anthony and were pissed off that he came under fire for his words?
01:12:07.000 So you can attack other people when their words come under fire, but nobody can criticize your words?
01:12:14.000 You know what I mean?
01:12:14.000 Like, how the fuck does that coin...
01:12:17.000 Yeah, that's a real convenient fucking coin you're flipping there.
01:12:20.000 You know what I mean?
01:12:21.000 Hmm.
01:12:23.000 But why worry about what his fucking hang-up is?
01:12:26.000 Why spend so much energy on it?
01:12:28.000 That's the real issue.
01:12:29.000 Well, now we're back to the thing about the indifference.
01:12:31.000 Yeah.
01:12:33.000 I don't...
01:12:34.000 It's not a lot of energy that I'm spending on it.
01:12:37.000 It's just...
01:12:37.000 I guess I'm just...
01:12:38.000 I don't remember why we got into Twitter, but...
01:12:43.000 Oh, you were saying that you know these people from the 140...
01:12:48.000 Yeah.
01:12:48.000 That's your only relationship to them.
01:12:50.000 Yeah, you don't have to.
01:12:51.000 He was somebody that I actually genuinely liked, like as a dude.
01:12:56.000 Troubled.
01:12:57.000 A lot of troubled people.
01:12:58.000 Well, that's why I say I wasn't mad.
01:13:00.000 It was more just like, it was like, I feel bad, man.
01:13:02.000 Like, I just feel bad for you, dude.
01:13:04.000 Like, you're reacting the way like a dumped girl reacts right now.
01:13:08.000 You know what I mean?
01:13:08.000 Well, you know, when someone says something like that to you, it alleviates any responsibility you have for continuing to communicate with them.
01:13:15.000 Like, oh, you're being a baby.
01:13:16.000 Okay.
01:13:17.000 Some people will do that, and they'll expect you to fire back at them, and they'll do it wanting you to fire back on them.
01:13:23.000 They want you to engage, and that's where indifference comes in.
01:13:26.000 This isn't indifference necessarily, because we're kind of discussing it, but it's important to recognize what you want to invest your energy in.
01:13:34.000 Yes, I agree.
01:13:35.000 A certain amount of hours in a day.
01:13:36.000 I agree.
01:13:37.000 I just don't like...
01:13:41.000 I will say this.
01:13:43.000 My only emotional investment in that back and forth and sending out a tweet that says, please stop following me...
01:13:53.000 I want people like that out of my life.
01:13:56.000 I don't want them coming to my shows.
01:13:59.000 I don't want them around.
01:14:01.000 And it's not because they said mean things about Andy Kindler.
01:14:06.000 I can deal with somebody saying mean things about Andy Kindler.
01:14:08.000 It's the reasons they were saying the mean things about Andy Kindler.
01:14:12.000 They're pissed off because Andy Kindler...
01:14:15.000 Address the Anthony situation at Montreal and now it's we see blood and we an attack and kill and it's fucking stupid It's mob mentality.
01:14:25.000 I don't agree with it.
01:14:26.000 I don't want people like that behind me in any way in any fucking way well, you know Andy kendler is a very progressive guy very smart guy and He You know, if he met Anthony and he had a conversation with him, maybe they would have a difference of opinion.
01:14:42.000 Maybe they would argue.
01:14:43.000 I don't know.
01:14:44.000 But I respect them both.
01:14:46.000 Yeah.
01:14:47.000 It's a tricky situation.
01:14:51.000 Anthony Kumi's situation, for folks who don't know, Anthony from Opie and Anthony was fired because he was in a situation, another situation line, situation.
01:15:00.000 I can't stop saying situation.
01:15:02.000 It's stuck in my head.
01:15:02.000 He was taking photographs late at night in Times Square.
01:15:05.000 Some woman, he took her photograph.
01:15:22.000 Mm-hmm.
01:15:28.000 But you can explain yourself way better on a radio show when you're going back and forth with people and you cite statistics and facts about the African American community.
01:15:38.000 There's no doubt about it.
01:15:40.000 I mean, there's no way to deny it.
01:15:42.000 There's a disparity in the amount of African American people that are in prison.
01:15:46.000 There's a disparity in the amount of African American people that commit crime.
01:15:50.000 That could be attributed to a bunch of different things.
01:15:52.000 Economic factors, the opportunities that they have as opposed to the opportunities that people that live in better neighborhoods have.
01:16:00.000 There's a lot of shit going on there.
01:16:01.000 It's a complex, nuanced discussion and you're not going to have a complex, nuanced discussion after you get punched in the face.
01:16:08.000 You're just going to start screaming and yelling and he should have just stayed off the air or stayed offline.
01:16:13.000 What he should have done is talked about it on the radio show on Monday morning and expressed the whole story.
01:16:18.000 It's a sensitive issue.
01:16:19.000 Very sensitive.
01:16:20.000 And I think that...
01:16:22.000 You know, I'll be honest with you.
01:16:25.000 This is the first time I've ever talked about this publicly to anybody.
01:16:29.000 And when this all happened, I got a lot of shit online about not coming out and saying stand with Ant or defend Ant or whatever.
01:16:38.000 Because I wanted to see the situation through before I said anything.
01:16:42.000 And I don't...
01:16:44.000 I didn't agree with...
01:16:47.000 The initial outburst on Twitter, but I thought to myself, okay, he was angry.
01:16:52.000 It was fucked up.
01:16:54.000 Let his blood fucking calm.
01:16:57.000 Maybe he'll apologize or reword things or whatever.
01:17:01.000 Also, too, I think if you're going to be somebody that complains about the problems in a community, you need to address those problems constructively and try to help offer solutions, not just yell From a hilltop about how fucked up it is and how you're pissed off about it.
01:17:17.000 I don't think that helps anything.
01:17:19.000 And that kind of addressing of a problem is what makes people start saying, what's going on with this guy?
01:17:25.000 You know what I mean?
01:17:26.000 It starts to sound like a very one-sided attack on something.
01:17:30.000 Now, you can agree, or anybody can agree or disagree with that point, and we can even move beyond that point to this point, which is...
01:17:38.000 After he had that Twitter outburst, I was like, okay, that was unfortunate, but let's see what he says now.
01:17:45.000 Then he went on red-eye and was like, I'm not sorry.
01:17:48.000 I'm not sorry.
01:17:49.000 I'm not apologizing.
01:17:50.000 I am not sorry for what I did.
01:17:52.000 And I was like, okay, this is starting to get a little bit more complicated now.
01:17:57.000 And then after that...
01:18:00.000 By the time he went on that white nationalist radio show to defend himself, I was just like, I don't know where this is.
01:18:07.000 I didn't hear that.
01:18:08.000 Well, I saw it online.
01:18:11.000 Did you see a transcript or did you hear it?
01:18:13.000 There was part of a transcript of some stuff he said, but...
01:18:19.000 I found online, because I was just kind of following the situation, that he had gone on basically a white nationalist podcast or radio show or something.
01:18:29.000 The host of the show is on Wikipedia.
01:18:31.000 He's got a Wikipedia page.
01:18:33.000 The Wikipedia page is like, this is a guy that has had Holocaust deniers and shit on his show.
01:18:37.000 Like your friend from Ireland?
01:18:39.000 He was my friend.
01:18:40.000 He was my neighbor.
01:18:41.000 And I didn't know he thought that until it came out that night.
01:18:44.000 The Jews exaggerate a bit, lad.
01:18:47.000 Always after me lucky charms.
01:18:49.000 By the way, if that guy had a radio show, I wouldn't have gone on it.
01:18:54.000 So, when I saw that, I mean, can you guys look it up?
01:18:59.000 You know, I don't want to publicize any fucking white nationalists.
01:19:03.000 Oh, okay, fair enough.
01:19:04.000 You know what I mean?
01:19:04.000 So, anyway, so when I saw that, I was like...
01:19:10.000 Saw some of Anthony's quotes from the show.
01:19:13.000 I was like this is this is getting fucked up So do you think he just went off the deep end because he was angry?
01:19:19.000 He was trying to publicize the whole situation or do you think he's really racist like what's your take on it?
01:19:25.000 You know probably as good as I know him when it first happened and I'm gonna I'm putting this disclaimer out before I say anything I I am fully aware of the hellfire that I might face for not just saying I'm with the guy on this stuff.
01:19:46.000 I'm fully aware of it.
01:19:47.000 I've thought about this very long and very hard.
01:19:49.000 I am aware of it.
01:19:54.000 I'm just saying that.
01:19:56.000 Anyway...
01:19:59.000 When it first happened I was like this is really fucking unfortunate and I want to believe that my friend fucked up and I want to believe that my friend is is gonna redeem himself from this and the further it went down the road and finally for me the last final straw was the shit he was tweeting about the Ferguson situation I was just like,
01:20:19.000 I can't...
01:20:20.000 I unfollowed him on Twitter.
01:20:21.000 I was like, I can't do this, man.
01:20:23.000 And that's not me saying, fuck you, Kumia.
01:20:28.000 That's me saying...
01:20:29.000 Like, dude, you have the...
01:20:30.000 He has the absolute right to say whatever he wants to say.
01:20:34.000 I would never, ever, ever say somebody doesn't have the right to speak out loud about what they have to say.
01:20:39.000 But I also have the right to react to it.
01:20:41.000 And I also have the right to say, if that's how you feel about this shit, I disagree so strongly...
01:20:47.000 And this is such a, to me, an ethical and moral issue when you start dealing with race.
01:20:54.000 I don't know how we can pal around still.
01:20:58.000 You know what I mean?
01:20:59.000 This is beyond political differences to me.
01:21:03.000 It's like once it starts getting into racial stuff, and I have to start thinking about what does it say to my black friends if I still hang out with a certain person, You know, it's a real fucking tight spot at that point.
01:21:20.000 And I also didn't agree with the whole thing where everybody was really on this, like, cancel your subscriptions thing.
01:21:31.000 And what?
01:21:31.000 And fuck Opie and Jim over?
01:21:34.000 Fuck them out of a job?
01:21:35.000 Let SiriusXM lose all this business?
01:21:38.000 I mean, those guys were left in a really tough situation, and they're making the best out of it.
01:21:45.000 And for everybody that was behind Anthony to go, yeah, cancel your fucking subscription.
01:21:51.000 Well, now why are you fucking these people over?
01:21:55.000 What did they do?
01:21:56.000 They didn't do anything.
01:21:58.000 And it just was such a messy thing.
01:22:01.000 It was just such a messy thing.
01:22:02.000 And everybody was saying this is a free speech issue.
01:22:05.000 It's not a free speech issue.
01:22:06.000 Speech is free.
01:22:08.000 Freedom of speech is free.
01:22:11.000 But it doesn't mean it comes without consequences.
01:22:14.000 It works like a giant candy dish at your doctor's office.
01:22:17.000 It's there for the taking, but if you don't handle it carefully or use it with any responsibility, you're going to get sick and fuck yourself up a little bit.
01:22:26.000 You've got to be careful.
01:22:27.000 There are repercussions for free speech.
01:22:30.000 Free speech just means you're allowed to say it.
01:22:32.000 It doesn't mean nothing bad can happen afterwards.
01:22:36.000 So when people were talking about, like, I can't believe that they fired him, it's like...
01:22:42.000 Well, whether you agree with him getting fired or not, you can't believe that they fired him.
01:22:47.000 If you had a pizza shop, and one of your top pizza makers was across the street saying that stuff, and your customers could hear him, you'd be like, we hate this fucking guy away from the pizza shop right now.
01:22:57.000 This is bad for pizza business.
01:22:59.000 So I don't see how SiriusXM is any different.
01:23:01.000 Now, again, whether you agree with him getting fired or not is a different story, but to say we can't understand why he got fired, I just think it's such a closed-minded, one-sided way of looking at it.
01:23:14.000 I think it was approached with zero gray area.
01:23:19.000 Well, on one hand, I kind of appreciate their loyalty.
01:23:24.000 That they want to stick up for Anthony and they want to do that.
01:23:28.000 But there are real issues when you start discussing race that you have to take into consideration.
01:23:33.000 And this Ferguson thing...
01:23:35.000 The Ferguson thing is a very unique situation because it's an incredibly impoverished community with a lot of fucking crime.
01:23:44.000 A lot of crime and a lot of police brutality.
01:23:47.000 It's just an awful place.
01:23:50.000 It's awful.
01:23:51.000 And it's not as simple as black people or white people.
01:23:55.000 This is going to sound stupid.
01:23:59.000 But I wish there was no race.
01:24:02.000 I wish there was no color.
01:24:03.000 I wish there was no differentiation other than your behavior.
01:24:08.000 Because if that was the case, we would be able to look at behavior.
01:24:12.000 And we'd be able to look at all these people that are involved in tremendous amounts of crime.
01:24:18.000 What are the variables there?
01:24:20.000 What are the single-parent households?
01:24:22.000 What are the absentee parents?
01:24:24.000 What are the kids that are growing up with drug addicts?
01:24:27.000 What are the kids that are growing up with...
01:24:31.000 Right.
01:24:33.000 That's what's going on.
01:24:34.000 It's not black people.
01:24:36.000 I know fucking crazy white people.
01:24:38.000 I grew up with a lot of poor white people that were insane.
01:24:40.000 They're just as goddamn dangerous as anybody.
01:24:43.000 There's nobody that's less dangerous when it comes to poverty and crime.
01:24:47.000 It's like you get poverty and crime and bad scenarios and children potential that's growing up in this really distorted and fucked up way, you're gonna get crazy people.
01:24:58.000 Sure.
01:24:59.000 People that grow up with crime commit crime.
01:25:01.000 People imitate their atmosphere.
01:25:02.000 Sure.
01:25:03.000 People who grow up in terrible environments, it's very difficult to rise above and you can't just say it's a black thing or a white thing.
01:25:12.000 And just because it's in the black community more than it's in the white community, Look, man, you gotta take into consideration that 150 years ago, there was slavery, okay?
01:25:22.000 And the great-grandchildren of those slaves are what you're dealing with today.
01:25:27.000 And I'm not a fan of reparations or any of those ideas that a lot of people banner back and forth, but I am a fan of what I would call social or civil engineering.
01:25:37.000 Social engineering is probably not a bad idea to try to rejuvenate impoverished communities that Are predominantly one race.
01:25:46.000 I mean, it seems to me that those places are a trap.
01:25:48.000 And if you're born in those places, whether it's poor, white, Irish people that are fucking criminals and meth heads, or whether it's black people that you grow up and both your parents are in jail, you're being raised by your grandmother who sells crack.
01:26:00.000 These are terrible environments that people are coming out of, and they're very commonplace.
01:26:05.000 That's the real issue.
01:26:07.000 The real issue is children that grow up in these environments and become really fucked up members of society.
01:26:13.000 It has nothing to do with race.
01:26:14.000 It just so happens that a lot of them are black.
01:26:17.000 I agree.
01:26:18.000 I agree.
01:26:18.000 And that's why I think when statements start becoming things like...
01:26:24.000 That community is so quick to jump to violence and savages and statements like that.
01:26:30.000 On one hand, he's right.
01:26:32.000 On one hand, he's right statistically.
01:26:33.000 But the real question is, why are those communities more likely?
01:26:36.000 And is it because they've been ignored?
01:26:39.000 As a society, we have a right.
01:26:42.000 We have, rather, an obligation.
01:26:45.000 To take care of our community, right?
01:26:47.000 But how far does our community extend?
01:26:49.000 That's where it gets really problematic because our community, when we think about America as a community, it's 350 million people.
01:26:56.000 It stretches out thousands of miles.
01:26:57.000 It's impossible to get everybody on board.
01:26:59.000 If we had a community and our community was 20 people and there was one guy who had no fucking money and he was doing a terrible job raising his kids and he was on drugs all the time and his kids were left alone, we would take that kid in.
01:27:12.000 We would all take that kid in.
01:27:14.000 We all would.
01:27:15.000 But we can't when there's a million kids like that.
01:27:18.000 And then those kids grow up and they become adults and they were ignored and there's no love and there's just this disastrous circumstance that they're growing up in.
01:27:26.000 That's what's wrong.
01:27:27.000 I don't believe that it's a color issue.
01:27:30.000 I believe it's an environmental issue.
01:27:32.000 I think it's a genetic issue in that the genetics of the people that were in these fucked up environments, they're raising more people that are in these fucked up environments.
01:27:40.000 It's epigenetics, learning from your environment, that passes on to the next generation.
01:27:45.000 But it's not a race thing.
01:27:46.000 It's just an environmental thing.
01:27:48.000 It could be white people that are in poor neighborhoods like those gypsies in England.
01:27:51.000 Those people are goddamn savages.
01:27:53.000 Those people that are driving around in those caravans, having bare-knuckle fights with each other, robbing everybody left and right.
01:27:58.000 I have a friend who, they're good friends in England.
01:28:02.000 They're from England.
01:28:03.000 And they have good friends in England that had to abandon their home because gypsies moved into a park next to their house.
01:28:10.000 And when they have these weird laws over there, when these gypsies show up, you know, they're not all bad, I'm sure, but these particular gypsies that moved next to them were bad.
01:28:18.000 They started robbing the neighborhood.
01:28:19.000 They started leaving their garbage everywhere.
01:28:21.000 They would dig holes and shit in them.
01:28:23.000 It was just chaos.
01:28:24.000 They would stay up late at night and drinking and screaming and fighting, and they couldn't get rid of them.
01:28:30.000 There was nothing they could do about them.
01:28:32.000 It had nothing to do with race.
01:28:33.000 It had everything to do with who are these fucking human beings.
01:28:37.000 They were white people.
01:28:38.000 Right.
01:28:38.000 And there were white people that were completely fucking out of control.
01:28:41.000 But if you took those same white people, raised them in a nice neighborhood, raised them in Studio City, put them in a nice suit, and have them walk into their BMW, no one would blink an eye.
01:28:51.000 The same human being.
01:28:52.000 Right, right.
01:28:53.000 No, yeah.
01:28:53.000 I hear you.
01:28:54.000 I hear you.
01:28:54.000 I totally agree.
01:28:55.000 Can I go back to something you said earlier?
01:28:58.000 When you said, on the one hand, you admire their loyalty for...
01:29:04.000 For going with him.
01:29:05.000 I think it's short-sighted.
01:29:07.000 Here's my thing.
01:29:08.000 As far as I understood, it was about that show.
01:29:13.000 I mean, the fan base, I mean.
01:29:15.000 It was about that show.
01:29:16.000 And about what that show stood for.
01:29:19.000 And to me, nothing about saying fuck you to two other guys and we're 100% going to follow one guy was anything that that show stood for.
01:29:30.000 It showed zero unity to me.
01:29:32.000 It just didn't.
01:29:34.000 To throw two other dudes under a bus and go and have no consideration for the situation that they're left in, you know?
01:29:44.000 I understand if you want to have consideration for the position Anthony's in.
01:29:48.000 Not saying they shouldn't have had consideration.
01:29:50.000 I'm saying, but to have zero consideration for the other two and go, fuck it, we're out of here.
01:29:55.000 Cancel subscription.
01:29:57.000 That's the thing I didn't agree with.
01:29:58.000 That just felt like mob mentality to me.
01:30:01.000 I see what you're saying, but in their defense, I think what they were trying to do was there was only one way to force their hand.
01:30:07.000 The way wasn't to sit back.
01:30:09.000 The way was to cancel subscriptions until serious...
01:30:12.000 Brought Anthony back.
01:30:13.000 They wanted the show as a whole.
01:30:14.000 So their idea wasn't to fuck Jimmy and Opie.
01:30:17.000 Their idea was to cancel Sirius because it would force their hand and make them bring back Anthony.
01:30:21.000 Prove a point.
01:30:22.000 Yeah.
01:30:22.000 That was the only thing that they could do.
01:30:24.000 I mean, if you wanted to bring back Anthony, there was really no other way to act.
01:30:27.000 But I never felt...
01:30:28.000 Now, look, I might be wrong.
01:30:29.000 How else could they have acted?
01:30:32.000 Hey guys, this is fucking unfortunate.
01:30:35.000 Nobody listens to that.
01:30:36.000 You listen to economics.
01:30:38.000 That's what people listen to.
01:30:39.000 We'll also subscribe to this thing over here now.
01:30:42.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:30:44.000 Now, I might be wrong about this, but as far as I could see, it was never painted in the light of...
01:30:50.000 Of, we're leaving and we'll be back if you rehire him.
01:30:54.000 It was, fuck him, we're done.
01:30:57.000 Two days later, Anthony was like, I'm starting my own show.
01:31:00.000 And for a week, two weeks, those subscription cancellations were coming in.
01:31:05.000 So it never, to me, once came across as, we're doing this now as a walkout, as a strike, and if you guys do what we think is the right thing, we'll bring him back.
01:31:15.000 It struck me very immediately as, like, he's out the door.
01:31:19.000 He's starting his own thing.
01:31:20.000 These people are continually jumping ship.
01:31:23.000 And I just think that kind of sucks for the other two guys.
01:31:26.000 And I realize I'm not speaking for them right now.
01:31:29.000 I don't know how they feel about it.
01:31:31.000 And I don't mean to talk out of turn.
01:31:33.000 No, I know what you're saying.
01:31:35.000 I see what you're saying.
01:31:36.000 But I think for them, I can totally understand why they wanted a boycott.
01:31:40.000 Because I think for them, that was the only way to voice their opinion in a way where the company would be forced to listen.
01:31:45.000 If the company had 50,000 people cancel their subscriptions because Anthony Cumia got fired, and then everybody said, holy shit, we just lost X amount of revenue, can we get Anthony to apologize and bring him back?
01:31:56.000 Boom, he's back on the show.
01:31:59.000 Right.
01:31:59.000 And he wouldn't have apologized, though.
01:32:01.000 Well, no.
01:32:03.000 But I think there could have been a way to...
01:32:06.000 I don't think an apology was as necessary as an explanation and a discussion.
01:32:12.000 You know, I think if they had a discussion of the issue on Monday, he could have said the exact same things that he said in those tweets.
01:32:19.000 I don't think it's cool to be...
01:32:35.000 I'm not a white knight here, okay?
01:32:36.000 But hear me out.
01:32:37.000 If you're a woman and some fucking dude on the street is pointing a camera at you and taking pictures, that shit's creepy.
01:32:43.000 And maybe dudes don't think that way because they think they're innocent.
01:32:46.000 They're just capturing.
01:32:47.000 They would prefer to be anonymous.
01:32:49.000 I'm just capturing the city.
01:32:50.000 I just love taking photographs.
01:32:52.000 I think it's a beautiful city.
01:32:53.000 It's interesting.
01:32:53.000 It's fascinating.
01:32:54.000 I like taking pictures of cabs.
01:32:55.000 I don't get their permission.
01:32:57.000 This is a person.
01:32:58.000 They just happen to be walking down the street.
01:32:59.000 I'm going to take a picture of them.
01:33:00.000 I disagree with that.
01:33:01.000 I think, especially in the case of a man taking a photograph of a woman.
01:33:05.000 Men are traditionally the pursuers.
01:33:08.000 I mean, we're liars if we pretend there's anything other than that going on.
01:33:12.000 Yeah, women pursue sometimes, but most creepers are dudes.
01:33:15.000 And when a dude is taking photographs, if I was a chick, I would immediately assume that he was a creeper.
01:33:21.000 So, in my opinion, this woman was probably...
01:33:24.000 I don't know what the fuck was said.
01:33:26.000 See?
01:33:27.000 So, I mean, I'm even commenting out of school.
01:33:29.000 Well, that's the tough part, is it becomes like the Watergate tapes.
01:33:32.000 There's like this missing 20 minutes sort of thing.
01:33:34.000 Well, there's missing all minutes.
01:33:36.000 We don't have any time.
01:33:37.000 Right.
01:33:37.000 We have zero words.
01:33:39.000 Right, exactly.
01:33:40.000 So, I mean, it literally goes from, I was taking a picture until I got hit in the face.
01:33:44.000 And called white motherfucker, right?
01:33:46.000 This is how I, you know, I feel like this about the Zimmerman case, too.
01:33:49.000 You know, everybody was like, oh, you know, this is a clear-cut case, that guy was a piece of shit, and, you know, George Zimmerman's an awful person, and that kid, you know, he should have been...
01:33:57.000 Or then there's other people that said, that kid was a punk, he was beating him up, and he should have shot him.
01:34:02.000 My take was always like, what would have happened if someone was cooler and they talked to that kid?
01:34:09.000 What would have happened with someone who understands people better?
01:34:12.000 I mean, what if the whole scenario had played out where it was a dude who's really good at communicating with people and very respectful and said to the kid, how you doing today, my brother?
01:34:22.000 Everything good?
01:34:23.000 And the kid said, everything's good, man.
01:34:24.000 You know, what are you up to?
01:34:26.000 You know, I mean, who knows?
01:34:27.000 Maybe the kids say, just head back from the store, man.
01:34:30.000 Alright, keep cool, stay dry.
01:34:32.000 Who knows?
01:34:33.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:34:34.000 Exactly, exactly.
01:34:36.000 A fucking dork like George Zimmerman might have caused that altercation just by being a social fuckhead.
01:34:41.000 Well, I think if you...
01:34:42.000 Yeah, I mean, I thought...
01:34:44.000 I certainly thought so.
01:34:45.000 I went...
01:34:46.000 I was open-minded to the point of going, I understand if...
01:34:51.000 that the guy had his suspicions raised or whatever but then when you listen to those cell phone calls and he's like chasing the guy around the neighborhood it was so painfully obvious to me that here's a guy that just wants to be a hero here's a wannabe cop that wants to be a hero and shit got out of hand he bit off more than he could chew he got his fucking ass kicked by a kid and he ended up killing somebody over it you know and like somehow slid through that self-defense loophole Because,
01:35:16.000 you know, how old was Trayvon?
01:35:18.000 16, 17. Got on top of him and...
01:35:20.000 Was beating his ass.
01:35:21.000 Yeah, was beating his ass.
01:35:22.000 But, you know, look, it's like the Ferguson thing.
01:35:25.000 Those two...
01:35:27.000 All anybody was talking about was the first...
01:35:29.000 Was the video of the guy...
01:35:33.000 The defenders of the cop, all they were talking about was the guy, you know, shoving the guy in the convenience store and stealing the cigar or whatever it was.
01:35:39.000 Right.
01:35:40.000 Two white witnesses came out yesterday, finally, and said, we saw the shooting and his hands were up.
01:35:48.000 His hands were up when he was shot.
01:35:50.000 You know?
01:35:51.000 So, now regardless of this weird phantom gunfire shot that happened when the cop was in the car, whatever weird fucking altercation thing happened there, whether it was that dude's fault or the cop, whatever.
01:36:03.000 Regardless of any of that, the guy is getting chased, the cop is chasing him, if he's got his fucking hands up, You're a cop, dude.
01:36:11.000 At that point, that's it.
01:36:13.000 You don't shoot a dude to death.
01:36:15.000 You just don't.
01:36:16.000 Well, the guy who was the cop that shot him was also a guy that was a part of another band of cops that was so fucked up, they had so many complaints about them, that they disbanded the whole department.
01:36:25.000 And then he got hired by Ferguson.
01:36:27.000 Yeah, it's...
01:36:28.000 So he had a history of that kind of abuse.
01:36:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:36:32.000 And, you know, it's...
01:36:34.000 So, you know, to...
01:36:36.000 Unless you don't want to talk about this anymore, but like, you know, again, with the Cumia thing, you know, look, at the end of the day with Anthony, and this is why when I saw the Ferguson tweets, I was like, that's it, I can't...
01:36:50.000 You know, because when you see him...
01:36:53.000 I don't want to get into what he was tweeting, but the point is that I harshly didn't agree with it.
01:36:58.000 Well, I think he's a bit like...
01:37:00.000 I don't want to cast him in a bad light because he's my friend, but I think he's a bit like your friend that's a spurned lover.
01:37:06.000 I think there's a little bit of that, that he's fired by this company.
01:37:10.000 He's like, yeah, fuck you.
01:37:11.000 I'm going to go even deeper with it now.
01:37:13.000 I'm getting even more crazy with it now.
01:37:15.000 I don't give a fuck.
01:37:16.000 No, yeah.
01:37:17.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:37:17.000 No, he is.
01:37:18.000 I got to say, man, at the end of the day...
01:37:23.000 The whole thing just makes me sad.
01:37:26.000 And I know, probably deep in his core, Anthony doesn't really give a fuck about what I think.
01:37:31.000 We were friends.
01:37:33.000 And, you know, like, we used to hang out.
01:37:36.000 I was bummed out, man.
01:37:37.000 I was bummed out that I felt like I got to a point with a friend where I was like, I don't think I can hang out with this guy anymore.
01:37:43.000 And it really bummed me out.
01:37:45.000 But did you talk to him in person about this?
01:37:47.000 I texted him twice.
01:37:48.000 What did he say?
01:37:49.000 He didn't respond to the first one.
01:37:51.000 The second one he responded to me.
01:37:54.000 The second text I sent, I was a little pissed, honestly, that I didn't get a response from the first one.
01:38:00.000 And I texted him a second time, like two weeks later.
01:38:04.000 And I said, hey man, I don't know if you got my other text.
01:38:07.000 But the first text was just like, hey man, you know, I know you're going through some shit right now.
01:38:12.000 I'm sorry that you're in a tough position, and I just want you to know I had great times in the studio with you, and I wish you well, man.
01:38:20.000 Like, I felt like I could say that much to a guy, even though I didn't agree with the shit that came out of his mouth.
01:38:25.000 I could say that much to him.
01:38:27.000 I owe a lot of my career to Opie and Anthony and Jimmy.
01:38:30.000 So, that was the first text I didn't hear back from him, and I was like, okay, fine.
01:38:35.000 And then two weeks later, I texted him again.
01:38:36.000 I said, hey, man, I don't know if you got my other text, but...
01:38:39.000 There's some guy online writing fake retweets of me saying really nasty shit about you.
01:38:46.000 I go, I'm not...
01:38:47.000 Those aren't my tweets.
01:38:49.000 That's not me.
01:38:50.000 And then he responded to that one.
01:38:52.000 He was like, hey, man, I always knew we were cool.
01:38:54.000 Don't worry about it.
01:38:55.000 Da-da-da-da.
01:38:56.000 And I was like, oh, cool, man.
01:38:57.000 Like, you know, let's have a beer at some point.
01:39:00.000 Because in my head, I was like, this was still before the red-eye clip.
01:39:04.000 Or at least I saw the red-eye clip and stuff.
01:39:06.000 And I was still thinking like...
01:39:08.000 This will turn around.
01:39:10.000 This will turn around.
01:39:11.000 That's what I just kept thinking.
01:39:13.000 And after that, I started seeing all the other stuff.
01:39:18.000 And that's when I started to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:39:22.000 And I'll be honest, man, what really bummed me out one day was he knew I was getting a lot of shit online because his name was in the tweets.
01:39:31.000 And he never once told these people to leave me the fuck alone.
01:39:34.000 But don't you think that he was...
01:39:36.000 First of all, this was a national story.
01:39:38.000 Yeah.
01:39:39.000 Okay, this is a huge story.
01:39:40.000 Don't you think that he was probably completely overwhelmed?
01:39:43.000 And may very well have been ignoring his at replies because they were overwhelming.
01:39:47.000 He said nice things about Burr.
01:39:49.000 He said nice things about Bobby Kelly.
01:39:52.000 He said, there's other comics, I don't remember.
01:39:55.000 He said nice things about me.
01:39:55.000 He said nice things about you?
01:39:56.000 He ignored you.
01:39:58.000 Well, he doesn't like you.
01:40:00.000 I'm not important enough.
01:40:01.000 I'm not important enough.
01:40:03.000 Seriously.
01:40:04.000 Do you think that's it?
01:40:04.000 Or is it just like...
01:40:06.000 Here's why I think that's what it is.
01:40:07.000 Here's why I think that's what it is.
01:40:09.000 Because not only did he not help get some of the fucking heat off of me, and there was a lot of it, when he finally did address me on Twitter, As people like Colin Quinn and...
01:40:24.000 Who's the guy from the Vice guy?
01:40:28.000 What's his name?
01:40:31.000 Which Vice guy?
01:40:33.000 Goddamn him.
01:40:34.000 Shane?
01:40:35.000 Shane Smith?
01:40:35.000 Not Shane.
01:40:36.000 The guy that left Vice with the beard.
01:40:38.000 Oh, the guy who got in trouble recently for talking about transsexuals?
01:40:43.000 Probably.
01:40:44.000 Gavin?
01:40:45.000 Gavin.
01:40:45.000 Yeah.
01:40:47.000 Gavin and Colin Quinn were getting tweets like, Hey, would you please come do my new show?
01:40:53.000 I'll send a car for you.
01:40:54.000 Ha ha ha.
01:40:56.000 DM me.
01:40:57.000 Come do my show, please.
01:40:58.000 My tweet in the midst...
01:41:00.000 By the way...
01:41:01.000 This is Anthony tweeting them?
01:41:03.000 Yes.
01:41:03.000 You sound like a spurned lover now.
01:41:04.000 Do you feel that?
01:41:05.000 No, I'm just going to say something.
01:41:07.000 A lot of spurned lover talk today.
01:41:09.000 By the way, some of my...
01:41:12.000 I guess anger about the situation is, when you're sitting at your aunt's funeral, who was like a second mother to you, and your phone keeps buzzing because you're getting tweets like, you're a talentless, selfish, shitbag cunt, stick up for cumia.
01:41:24.000 Okay, well you need to take those fucking at replies off your fucking notifications.
01:41:28.000 You don't have your phone buzz when people tweet you.
01:41:30.000 What are you, an amateur?
01:41:31.000 Right, but...
01:41:32.000 Maybe.
01:41:33.000 Judge Benson?
01:41:34.000 But my point is, is like, there was some...
01:41:37.000 There was some personal stuff in there because I was like, I'm getting shit for not...
01:41:40.000 This guy doesn't give a fuck about me, obviously.
01:41:43.000 He's doing whatever he wants.
01:41:44.000 Why am I being helped?
01:41:45.000 Maybe he's just overwhelmed, man.
01:41:47.000 You've got to talk to a guy before you form an opinion.
01:41:49.000 In my opinion...
01:41:50.000 Well, this was the tweet I got.
01:41:52.000 This was the tweet I got.
01:41:53.000 Okay.
01:41:54.000 Hey, fuckhead.
01:41:55.000 From you?
01:41:56.000 From Anthony.
01:41:57.000 Hey, fuckhead.
01:41:58.000 Are you going to do my show when you're in New York?
01:42:00.000 That's the tweet I got.
01:42:02.000 When he knew there was bullshit going on online, then he calls me out in front of everybody, like, you're on the spot, douche, let's go dance, are you coming on or not?
01:42:11.000 And I responded, you know I'm 10% black, right?
01:42:15.000 Because I thought that was fucking funny, and nothing.
01:42:20.000 Nothing.
01:42:21.000 Not a favorite, not a reply, nothing.
01:42:23.000 Very personal.
01:42:24.000 You probably shouldn't have aired it out in this manner.
01:42:27.000 Why?
01:42:28.000 You got all worked up.
01:42:29.000 I'm not worked up.
01:42:29.000 But this is all just an interpersonal situation.
01:42:31.000 We were talking about a more complex issue of racism and what he said, and then it became all about him not being nice to you.
01:42:40.000 No, no, I don't care.
01:42:44.000 It seems like you're taking Twitter way too seriously.
01:42:48.000 Whenever I have a problem with Twitter, I either ban user, ignore it, or anything like that.
01:42:54.000 But it seems like you take your very...
01:42:56.000 Do you in your personal life before Twitter and everything, do you get in a lot of confrontations with people?
01:43:04.000 No.
01:43:05.000 I don't.
01:43:06.000 I used to.
01:43:07.000 I don't a lot in my personal life.
01:43:09.000 I used to.
01:43:11.000 I used to be bad about confrontation.
01:43:12.000 I used to.
01:43:13.000 But the only reason I'm bringing in any personal stuff is because you were asking me when I said he doesn't give a fuck about me.
01:43:21.000 You gotta talk to the guy, man.
01:43:23.000 You gotta talk to him.
01:43:24.000 Sometimes, you know, sometimes people are busy, man.
01:43:27.000 And when he said fuckface or whatever he said, like, hey, fuckface, are you gonna do my show or whatever he said, do you think maybe he was just like, hey, fuckface, what are you gonna do my show?
01:43:35.000 Yeah, that sounds like a text I might get from Brian.
01:43:37.000 Yeah, because it seems like you in your head were reading it like, hey, fuckface.
01:43:40.000 Fuck face!
01:43:40.000 Yeah, you were all worked up.
01:43:42.000 I mean, let's build it up.
01:43:43.000 You were all worked up.
01:43:44.000 Your aunt died.
01:43:45.000 You're at the funeral.
01:43:46.000 Your phone's busy.
01:43:47.000 Buzzing.
01:43:47.000 People are calling you a cunt.
01:43:48.000 It's possible.
01:43:49.000 It still doesn't change the fact that I wouldn't do the show.
01:43:52.000 I mean, because...
01:43:53.000 You wouldn't do it because of that?
01:43:54.000 No, because of the stuff he's...
01:43:56.000 Yeah, but didn't you...
01:43:57.000 I would do it, even though I don't agree with what he said, because he's my friend, and if we disagreed, I'd like to disagree with him on air.
01:44:04.000 People that I'm friends with have opinions I don't agree with, and sometimes I've had opinions that are off-base, and someone has sort of explained things to me in a way that's made me think about things in a different way.
01:44:15.000 I don't know if Anthony's capable of being reached like that, but sometimes you can communicate with someone and say something that opens their eyes.
01:44:23.000 I always...
01:44:25.000 In the beginning of this whole situation, I absolutely thought that he was.
01:44:29.000 And I have lost the hope of that.
01:44:32.000 And I feel like at this point, for me to act like it's like...
01:44:37.000 See, I feel like if I say this, it sounds like I'm judging you, and I don't mean to be judging you right now.
01:44:42.000 But I feel like if I were to go on his show, it would make...
01:44:45.000 Unless it was under the guise of, Joe, come on and we'll debate race.
01:44:51.000 And it's like, okay, then I could go on and...
01:44:54.000 Hey, doesn't matter what this guy thinks, I'm allowed to do this.
01:44:57.000 But if I went on the show, and let's say we didn't get around to debating race, now I'm sitting and we're just laughing and yuck it, to me that looks like I'm giving a stamp of approval.
01:45:08.000 You know?
01:45:08.000 And I can't.
01:45:09.000 It's like, you know, it's...
01:45:11.000 Okay, I could understand your opinion.
01:45:14.000 I mean, my friendship with him is pretty deep.
01:45:19.000 I've really enjoyed doing that show, and I have a lot of respect for him, and I probably don't agree with him on a lot of issues.
01:45:24.000 When it comes to race, especially, because I have these opinions about things being much, much more complicated than simply black people do this, white people do that.
01:45:35.000 I don't think it's that.
01:45:35.000 I think it's poverty, it's an economic, it's a cultural issue.
01:45:39.000 It's an issue with people get stuck.
01:45:42.000 They're stuck in bad neighborhoods, they're stuck in economic situations, and I think we probably both agree with that.
01:45:47.000 And Anthony has some very good points about the reality of statistics in these communities.
01:45:54.000 I think it's a much more complex issue, but his issue is that people want to deny those realistic statistics.
01:46:03.000 The reality of those statistics is undeniable, in my opinion.
01:46:06.000 I just think that there's more to it than simply the statistics.
01:46:10.000 And I think that society as a whole has done a really shitty job at taking care of the lowest social and economic rung of the ladder.
01:46:17.000 I think people have ignored it because it's convenient, because they don't have to do anything about it.
01:46:21.000 Yeah, yeah, but...
01:46:24.000 You know, a lot of people accuse you of socialism if you say things like that.
01:46:28.000 You know, someone called me a socialist today because of that.
01:46:31.000 I'm like, you know, look, if you think taking care of poor babies is socialism, yeah, I'm a socialist.
01:46:36.000 You know what I mean?
01:46:39.000 They didn't fucking ask to be born in a ghetto, man.
01:46:42.000 And if you can't feel that, you don't have any remorse or any compassion for people that are born in terrible situations, to me, that's a mark against you as a human being.
01:46:56.000 I agree with that.
01:46:58.000 I totally agree with that.
01:47:00.000 Which is why...
01:47:01.000 So why wouldn't you just have a discussion with him about it?
01:47:04.000 To try to figure out...
01:47:05.000 How do you have a discussion with a guy that doesn't return your texts?
01:47:09.000 Or doesn't get back to you?
01:47:10.000 But if he did, would you still?
01:47:13.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:47:14.000 If he did, would you have that conversation?
01:47:16.000 Because you just said that you thought it would give him a stamp of approval.
01:47:20.000 No, no, no, no.
01:47:21.000 That's not what I said.
01:47:22.000 What I said was, I said I would absolutely go on his show if the purpose was to discuss race.
01:47:29.000 I wouldn't go on the show if that wasn't preset, that we were going to do that, because if we didn't get around to discussing race, then we're just having a good time.
01:47:38.000 You know what I mean?
01:47:39.000 It's just not cool to me.
01:47:41.000 But, you know, I just...
01:47:43.000 Look, now here's the thing.
01:47:45.000 Here's the thing.
01:47:47.000 And again, I want to, well, let me just say this to defend myself a little bit.
01:47:51.000 I am not sore about the way he treated me.
01:47:55.000 I'm not upset.
01:47:55.000 Say butthurt.
01:47:56.000 Yeah, I'm not butthurt.
01:47:57.000 Thank you.
01:47:58.000 I'm not, my ass, my little assy poo doesn't hurt.
01:48:03.000 And I'm in no way trying to air a personal grievance right now on your show about this.
01:48:11.000 In any fucking way.
01:48:12.000 I only went into that stuff because when I started talking about it, I don't think he really cares what I think.
01:48:18.000 Um...
01:48:20.000 I had a friendship with the guy.
01:48:24.000 When I reached out and tried to get to a deeper place with him about this and maybe have a discussion or whatever about this, let's grab a beer.
01:48:36.000 My let's grab a beer never received a response.
01:48:40.000 You know, I didn't get the...
01:48:41.000 Okay, let's stop right here, because this really is very personal.
01:48:44.000 You know what I mean?
01:48:44.000 This is not about the issue itself.
01:48:46.000 It's about you and him and your relationship, and I don't know what the fuck it is, but...
01:48:51.000 I think what they should have done from the beginning is say, we're going to ride our contract out.
01:48:57.000 When that bitch is over, we're going to go on the internet.
01:48:59.000 Do the Opie and Anthony show when our contract is out.
01:49:01.000 I mean, I don't even know if they can say that, but their contract is out in like October.
01:49:05.000 They might already be planning that.
01:49:07.000 I hope they are.
01:49:08.000 Because I think that the reality of satellite radio is it's awesome because it's in your car.
01:49:14.000 It's way better than terrestrial radio.
01:49:16.000 You got Howard Stern.
01:49:17.000 You got Opie and Anthony.
01:49:18.000 You got all these radio stations that have...
01:49:20.000 You know, you have great music on them.
01:49:22.000 You can find channels.
01:49:24.000 I love classic vinyl.
01:49:25.000 It's great.
01:49:26.000 I love listening to satellite radio, but you have to listen to what they want you to listen to.
01:49:31.000 I don't listen to it.
01:49:32.000 I have it in my car.
01:49:33.000 Most of the time, I listen to podcasts.
01:49:36.000 Most of the time, I'm listening to Hardcore History or Radiolab or any of our friends' podcasts.
01:49:41.000 That's what I do most of the time.
01:49:43.000 I don't...
01:49:45.000 I just think it's an archaic way to get programming.
01:49:48.000 It's this idea that you have to listen to what's on when it's on.
01:49:52.000 That's great if you happen to be flipping through the channels or you turn on your car and Opie and Anthony comes on or the Anthony and Jimmy show, whatever they call it now, or Opie and Jimmy.
01:50:01.000 When it comes on and it's an interesting interview, it's great.
01:50:04.000 Right.
01:50:04.000 But sometimes you just want to listen to what you want to listen to.
01:50:08.000 Sure.
01:50:08.000 And it would be great if I could say, oh, look, Joe DeRose is on Joey Diaz's podcast.
01:50:13.000 Let me just press play on that.
01:50:15.000 Sure.
01:50:15.000 Or I could go listen to Arnold Schwarzenegger on The Nerdist or this and that or whatever.
01:50:21.000 Sure.
01:50:21.000 That, I think, is the future.
01:50:22.000 And I think that's the present also.
01:50:24.000 And I think that once that's readily available in all cars at all times...
01:50:29.000 The idea of them working for satellite radio would be kind of silly.
01:50:32.000 Why would you choose to have a boss?
01:50:34.000 What is the difference between the distribution method of satellite radio and the internet?
01:50:39.000 I'll tell you what the difference is.
01:50:40.000 There is a difference.
01:50:41.000 Satellite radio is more restrictive.
01:50:42.000 More restrictive.
01:50:43.000 It's more advertising.
01:50:44.000 You don't get as much of a piece of it.
01:50:45.000 And you've got this massive overhead because you're attached to this gigantic company that's totally unnecessary.
01:50:50.000 And you can get fired, apparently.
01:50:51.000 You can get fired for talking.
01:50:53.000 And you have to rent this giant fucking building.
01:50:56.000 I mean, there's a fucking floor.
01:50:57.000 You have to show ID. You go up to whatever floor it is.
01:51:00.000 It's way the fuck up there.
01:51:01.000 There's all this money that's being spent where, look at this fucking place.
01:51:05.000 This reaches the same amount of people, or more, really.
01:51:08.000 This show reaches more than most satellite radio shows.
01:51:11.000 And we do it from a fucking office park.
01:51:13.000 It's a joke.
01:51:14.000 The future is...
01:51:16.000 The distribution method is changing.
01:51:19.000 I think it's being tested by these sort of situations where you find out that you could be fired for something totally unrelated to the show.
01:51:25.000 It's not like they went on the show and he said something that the company can't...
01:51:29.000 He went on the show and said something totally racist and the company's like, you can't say that on our show, you're fired.
01:51:34.000 No, he said it on his own Twitter.
01:51:36.000 At the very least, they should have had some form of a debate with the guy.
01:51:41.000 But I think...
01:51:42.000 There's more to it than that.
01:51:43.000 And I think when you talk about this white nationalist radio station that he went on, I think there's a little bit of that there, too.
01:51:51.000 Like, there might have been more to behind the scenes.
01:51:53.000 Well, but...
01:51:54.000 And this is...
01:51:55.000 And I'm no way retreading or trying to beat a dead horse here.
01:51:59.000 But this is why I'm saying...
01:52:02.000 I'm not trying to be personal.
01:52:04.000 I agree with everything you're saying.
01:52:05.000 But I'm saying, how...
01:52:08.000 I feel like...
01:52:09.000 I almost felt like he wasn't that open to having the discussion.
01:52:12.000 Maybe he wasn't.
01:52:13.000 So it's like, how can you...
01:52:14.000 On the one hand, everybody...
01:52:16.000 And this is what's driving me nuts about this sort of blind...
01:52:19.000 I know what's going to happen.
01:52:20.000 I'm going to leave here.
01:52:21.000 I'm going to get a flood of tweets tonight.
01:52:23.000 You know why?
01:52:24.000 You know why you're going to?
01:52:24.000 Because I'm saying this.
01:52:25.000 Because you care.
01:52:25.000 Because you're freaking out.
01:52:27.000 Because they know they can make your phone buzz.
01:52:29.000 I don't...
01:52:29.000 I'm going to shut that part off.
01:52:31.000 You should have shut off already.
01:52:32.000 How much has it gone off while the show's on?
01:52:34.000 A lot of crazy.
01:52:35.000 I got a confession to make.
01:52:36.000 I lied.
01:52:37.000 I don't have my Twitter alerts on my phone.
01:52:39.000 I went outside during the funeral to get some air, and I checked my Twitter, and then I saw all the stuff.
01:52:44.000 How dare you.
01:52:45.000 But I was trying to just get through the goddamn story.
01:52:47.000 When was the last time it used to be on your phone?
01:52:50.000 Oh, it was just years.
01:52:51.000 That's a big lie.
01:52:52.000 Yeah, it was a big lie.
01:52:55.000 I'm glad you owned up to that.
01:52:56.000 Good for you.
01:52:59.000 But that's...
01:53:01.000 And it doesn't...
01:53:02.000 I mean, I guess, yeah, to a certain extent, it does bother me that I'll get some of these tweets and whatever.
01:53:06.000 But that, to me, is what bothers me about the whole discussion is because I feel like everybody's going, it should have been more open-minded.
01:53:13.000 It should have been more open-minded.
01:53:14.000 It's like, okay, well, I can speak from the place of somebody that was trying to approach it more open-minded.
01:53:19.000 And I felt like I didn't...
01:53:21.000 There wasn't an option to do that.
01:53:23.000 I feel like that wasn't there.
01:53:25.000 Well, it's just because of your relationship with Anthony.
01:53:28.000 Well, I mean, well, no, I also mean, like, just in the public discussion forums, like, the second you don't, you didn't, not you, but anybody, generally, the second you didn't hashtag stand with Ant...
01:53:41.000 Or come out and say something, you were a traitor and a piece of shit.
01:53:44.000 And it's like, well, that's not open-minded discussion either.
01:53:48.000 But you're talking about the pests.
01:53:49.000 Why are you looking for open-minded discussion?
01:53:52.000 Those people are savages.
01:53:53.000 Yeah, they are.
01:53:54.000 They are.
01:53:55.000 I don't know.
01:53:55.000 I guess I always think that because the shitheels are more prone to write stuff, Or voice the negative opinion than the positive people are to voice the positive.
01:54:09.000 It seems like the majority voice is that sort of negative voice sometimes.
01:54:13.000 Well, they're more likely to fester, and they're more likely to get crazy about it and obsess about it.
01:54:19.000 Like, I retweeted this one dude the other day about something, and I saw him going back and forth with people for 13 hours.
01:54:28.000 Yeah, that's nuts.
01:54:29.000 I retweeted him, and he just was battling people all day.
01:54:32.000 It became his life.
01:54:33.000 I mean, it was every minute for 13 hours, this guy was going back with people.
01:54:37.000 There's folks like that out there.
01:54:39.000 And you have to realize, you can get caught into their web of psychosis.
01:54:44.000 Sorry, I was going to say something off topic.
01:54:46.000 No, go ahead.
01:54:47.000 You want to talk about anxiety?
01:54:49.000 Sure.
01:54:51.000 We're getting into this.
01:54:52.000 This is beautiful, man.
01:54:54.000 I mean, I think it is.
01:54:56.000 I like how raw this discussion is.
01:54:58.000 Do you know the surge, the full-body surge of anxiety I felt when you were like, let's stop there.
01:55:04.000 This is getting way too personal.
01:55:06.000 Really?
01:55:06.000 Dude, oh my god.
01:55:07.000 It felt like I stuck my finger in a light socket.
01:55:10.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:55:11.000 No, no, no.
01:55:11.000 Don't be sorry.
01:55:12.000 I just felt like we were beating on the same path over and over again and it was getting to be like, you know, he fucking didn't call me.
01:55:18.000 No, I didn't mean it like that.
01:55:20.000 I was saying when you were saying, why didn't you have a discussion?
01:55:22.000 I was saying I tried to and that was my attempt to and I didn't get a response so I don't know what else to do.
01:55:27.000 Right.
01:55:28.000 Um...
01:55:29.000 But then I knew you took it the other way because of what you said.
01:55:31.000 And then I went right back to the beginning.
01:55:33.000 Don't fuck this up.
01:55:34.000 First time on Rogan's podcast.
01:55:36.000 Rogan doesn't like you.
01:55:37.000 You went down the street.
01:55:38.000 No, I like you a lot.
01:55:39.000 It felt like I put my finger in an electric socket.
01:55:42.000 No, well, get it out of there.
01:55:44.000 Go get a Band-Aid.
01:55:46.000 I'm just being 100% honest.
01:55:48.000 No, I know what you're saying.
01:55:49.000 It's a complex subject.
01:55:52.000 It's tricky.
01:55:52.000 Also, too, I want to, you know, I'm not...
01:55:54.000 I'll talk about myself as openly as I'll talk about anybody else.
01:55:58.000 Like, you know.
01:55:59.000 I'll beat on myself as much as I ever go after anybody.
01:56:03.000 No, I know you will.
01:56:03.000 I know you will.
01:56:03.000 Yeah, it's...
01:56:04.000 Look, man.
01:56:06.000 People fuck up and they say things...
01:56:09.000 That are wrong.
01:56:10.000 They say things that they don't mean.
01:56:11.000 The real question is, did he say things that he doesn't mean?
01:56:15.000 Was he upset?
01:56:17.000 Or is that what he really feels?
01:56:20.000 And if that's the case, then it becomes a real issue.
01:56:24.000 Because if that's the case, if he denies that there's some complexities to it, but my interactions with him, my communication with him has not been that.
01:56:32.000 My communications with him has been there is a real problem in those communities, but it's not his fault.
01:56:38.000 And what he deals with is the PC denial of these real problems in that community.
01:56:44.000 I agree with that.
01:56:45.000 I agree with that.
01:56:46.000 And that was always how it seemed to be, at least at the times when I was in the studio and stuff and would hear it.
01:56:52.000 And when we hung out...
01:56:53.000 I mean, dude, this is a dude...
01:56:54.000 I can't stress this enough.
01:56:56.000 I'm bummed about the whole thing, first and foremost, because this is a dude I used to have a great fucking time with.
01:57:03.000 We would drink...
01:57:04.000 Dude, I had so much fun with him, and it never got heavy.
01:57:06.000 Ever.
01:57:07.000 Ever, ever, ever.
01:57:07.000 So, like, the...
01:57:11.000 When the discussions of this stuff would come up on the show, when you're in the room, it sounded a little more to me like what you're saying.
01:57:20.000 Like he's addressing that there was this problem.
01:57:22.000 But then there was also the times where he would get real mad on the air.
01:57:26.000 And even in those times, you're like, okay, he just got a little hot today, and that's not that big of a deal.
01:57:30.000 But then, when all these things happened after the show, or after he was fired from the show, that's when it started to feel kind of, like, weird to me, where I was like, okay, well, was all that anger coming from a different place?
01:57:43.000 You know?
01:57:44.000 Or...
01:57:45.000 Yeah.
01:57:45.000 I don't know, man.
01:57:47.000 The radio show thing fucked me up.
01:57:48.000 The white nationalist thing fucked me up.
01:57:50.000 Yeah, well, that'll do it.
01:57:52.000 I mean, I don't know how to take that.
01:57:54.000 Yeah, that's lighting someone's house on fire.
01:57:57.000 I mean, that's like, you break up with someone, you fucking burn all their records.
01:58:01.000 It's so crazy to me that I almost feel like it...
01:58:03.000 I'm like, maybe somebody's gonna write later tonight and be like, that's not true.
01:58:08.000 That was a made-up thing.
01:58:09.000 I don't fucking know.
01:58:10.000 Maybe he was drinking.
01:58:11.000 Maybe he was...
01:58:12.000 Who knows?
01:58:13.000 Who knows?
01:58:14.000 I don't know.
01:58:15.000 I would have to communicate with him.
01:58:16.000 I would have to pay attention to what he actually said on that show.
01:58:19.000 I didn't see it.
01:58:20.000 I didn't listen to it.
01:58:20.000 But the fact that he went on a white nationalist show is not good.
01:58:24.000 You know, like...
01:58:26.000 Isn't it funny?
01:58:27.000 You know, this is a funny thing, man, because I've been going back and forth with people because of something I said the other day on a podcast about Jon Jones, where I said that I think that a lot of the hate that Jon Jones gets, it's possible that some of it might be because of racism.
01:58:45.000 I said...
01:58:45.000 I wonder if some of it might be because of racism.
01:58:48.000 That was my exact words.
01:58:50.000 And people said, there's headlines of things that said white guilt.
01:58:55.000 Rogan thinks that it's all because of racism.
01:58:59.000 It's such a hot-button topic.
01:59:01.000 If you bring it up in any form at all, you bring up racism in any form at all, people just immediately...
01:59:10.000 It's a weird topic.
01:59:12.000 It's a tough subject, which is why I think if you're going to address problems in a community, you have to also address potential solutions.
01:59:21.000 I don't...
01:59:24.000 And I don't think that happens often in the race discussion.
01:59:26.000 I think the race discussion is almost always two sides attacking one.
01:59:31.000 One side on a hard blind attack and another side on a hard blind defense.
01:59:36.000 But there's like double standards.
01:59:38.000 And here's one of them.
01:59:39.000 The heavyweight champion of the world is a dude named Cain Velasquez.
01:59:42.000 Awesome fighter.
01:59:43.000 Great guy.
01:59:43.000 Boxing?
01:59:44.000 Heavyweight?
01:59:44.000 UFC. UFC heavyweight champion.
01:59:47.000 And he has brown pride tattooed across his chest because he's Mexican.
01:59:54.000 Brown pride.
01:59:56.000 Could you imagine if there was a white guy who was the heavy...
02:00:01.000 If Brock Lesnar won the heavyweight title and then got white pride tattooed across his chest?
02:00:08.000 Yeah, but here's the difference.
02:00:10.000 To me, here's the difference to that argument.
02:00:12.000 Brown pride never meant the same thing as white pride.
02:00:16.000 White pride has always been synonymous with white power.
02:00:20.000 Always.
02:00:21.000 Those two terms have never not been linked to one another.
02:00:24.000 So you put white pride out there, it sounds like white power, people start going down that road, and they're like, what the fuck is this guy all about?
02:00:32.000 Brown pride?
02:00:34.000 When it's like, hey man, I'm from a suppressed people, or oppressed people, excuse me, uh...
02:00:40.000 And hey, man, I'm proud of who I am.
02:00:43.000 Nobody would have a problem with a white guy where it said Italian pride or Irish pride.
02:00:48.000 That's true.
02:00:49.000 Nobody would have a problem with that.
02:00:50.000 That's very true.
02:00:52.000 Overall, white would be an issue.
02:00:54.000 But that's true.
02:00:55.000 If someone had Irish pride written on their chest, like if Conor McGregor had Irish pride on his back as a famous Irish fighter, nobody would give a fuck.
02:01:07.000 No.
02:01:07.000 That's true.
02:01:08.000 Nobody would care at all.
02:01:09.000 He's a proud Irishman.
02:01:09.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
02:01:10.000 He says he's a proud Irishman.
02:01:11.000 Yeah, I mean, it's...
02:01:12.000 English pride would be fine.
02:01:14.000 Anyone.
02:01:14.000 Polish.
02:01:15.000 German.
02:01:16.000 Maybe not German.
02:01:17.000 German would be a real issue.
02:01:18.000 He'd be like, what are you proud about?
02:01:19.000 Exactly.
02:01:20.000 Our engineering.
02:01:21.000 Our cars.
02:01:22.000 Okay, okay.
02:01:23.000 Okay, cool.
02:01:24.000 Yeah.
02:01:27.000 Military accomplishments aside.
02:01:30.000 Yeah, no, it's...
02:01:32.000 I mean, this whole...
02:01:35.000 Dude, it goes back to the thing you said about certain communities having to deal with certain setbacks, right?
02:01:42.000 I'm not putting words in your mouth here.
02:01:44.000 That's essentially what you said.
02:01:46.000 Certain communities have had certain setbacks.
02:01:49.000 The white community as a whole has not faced too many setbacks.
02:01:54.000 It's just a fact.
02:01:56.000 Most of global tyranny, violence, genocide, whatever, a big chunk of it has been perpetuated by white people.
02:02:04.000 And white people have pretty much prevailed in the majority In most of the societies that they have ever existed in.
02:02:12.000 I'm not saying there aren't poor white people.
02:02:14.000 I don't agree with that whole white people problems bullshit.
02:02:18.000 I'm not saying that white people can't have a hard time.
02:02:22.000 And I'm not saying that there aren't people that aren't white that are as well off or way better off than a lot of white people.
02:02:30.000 But, if you want to speak in generalities of race, white has had the least amount of headaches.
02:02:37.000 So it's tough when the people that have had the least amount of setbacks and the least amount of headaches stand to the side and go, stop your complaining.
02:02:47.000 Stop your complaining.
02:02:50.000 Because then it starts to be like, fuck you, man.
02:02:53.000 Fuck you.
02:02:54.000 That's like somebody going, you know, Joe, you know, man, oh, did you take jujitsu when you were a kid because your upbringing was so bad?
02:03:04.000 Oh, stop fucking...
02:03:05.000 You know what I mean?
02:03:06.000 Then you want to be like, hey, fuck you.
02:03:07.000 You don't know anything about my fucking upbringing.
02:03:09.000 I probably wouldn't handle it that way, but go ahead.
02:03:12.000 But...
02:03:12.000 But I'm saying it would feel disrespectful if I spoke to you that way.
02:03:17.000 I don't think the comparison is a martial arts comparison because, yeah, I think the race issue is a bigger issue.
02:03:25.000 Of course it's bigger.
02:03:26.000 It's darker, it's more fucked up, and racism to me is one of the...
02:03:32.000 It's one of the most unfortunate aspects of humanity, this idea of just seeing someone, basing it on all the data that you've accumulated in the X amount of years you've been alive, all the bad experiences you've had with white people or black people, whatever it is that you have a racism towards,
02:03:49.000 and then automatically assuming that this person you have no interaction with whatsoever is negative based on that.
02:03:54.000 It's just so limiting and it's so unfortunate.
02:03:56.000 It's one of the most unfortunate aspects of being a person, so I can never support it.
02:04:01.000 But I think it's a complex subject for debate.
02:04:05.000 It's a very complex subject.
02:04:06.000 There's a lot going on there.
02:04:07.000 And anybody that pretends it isn't, whether it's Anthony or whether it's on the progressive side, whichever side has a non-nuanced opinion on it, I think it's a disservice to a complex topic.
02:04:19.000 I have a real problem when the topic is addressed.
02:04:25.000 With the approach of stop your belly aching.
02:04:32.000 Yeah, that's just people fucking with you.
02:04:35.000 You know, it's this simple.
02:04:36.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:04:37.000 It's this simple, guys.
02:04:39.000 Slavery, get over it.
02:04:40.000 I mean, I've heard people say that.
02:04:43.000 I've heard people say, slavery, get over it.
02:04:45.000 I've heard Jewish people say, oh, I'm sick of hearing this.
02:04:48.000 We were in the Holocaust.
02:04:49.000 And it's like, you guys were, and that's fucking terrible.
02:04:52.000 But at the same time, guys, Jesus, I'm not saying all Jewish people say that, but I've heard Jewish people say that about black people.
02:04:58.000 I've heard black people say, we don't give a fuck about the Holocaust.
02:05:01.000 It's not just white people, is my point, or the classic, stereotypical white people doing this.
02:05:06.000 It comes from all sides.
02:05:08.000 Mm-hmm.
02:05:09.000 You know, Italian people and Irish people will say, oh, big deal, we were in the ghettos when we first came here.
02:05:14.000 It's like, yeah, but it's just, everybody's got their different run through this, and there's a snowball effect that happens, and it's complicated.
02:05:22.000 Yeah, no, it's definitely complicated.
02:05:26.000 I mean, it would be nice if we could just judge people on who sucks and then figure out why they suck.
02:05:33.000 But you know what, man?
02:05:35.000 I wonder if it's even fucking possible to ever work it out.
02:05:39.000 I kind of feel like to the day humans stop, until the day we become something else.
02:05:47.000 I just don't see how there's ever going to be a universal group of people that gets it right.
02:05:53.000 No.
02:05:54.000 Any culture ever completely gets it right, where there's no fuckheads, there's no jealousy, there's no bullshit, there's no insecurity or nonsense or...
02:06:04.000 I think other countries on the planet have a shot at it.
02:06:09.000 Really?
02:06:10.000 I don't think this one has a chance.
02:06:11.000 Who's got a shot at it?
02:06:12.000 Iceland or something like that?
02:06:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:06:14.000 Somewhere there's only 100 people?
02:06:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:06:17.000 I think Canada might have a shot, you know?
02:06:19.000 They do better than us, I'll tell you that.
02:06:21.000 Yeah, I think other countries...
02:06:24.000 Might have a shot at complete harmony amongst people of any color, whatever.
02:06:29.000 It will never happen here.
02:06:31.000 It will never happen here.
02:06:32.000 This country is built on a disgusting foundation.
02:06:36.000 There are too many skeletons in the closet.
02:06:39.000 There's too much dirt, too much pain.
02:06:41.000 It's just built on too much pain and turmoil and deceit and whatever.
02:06:46.000 And it's like when you start something like that, when you start the practice like that, steal the land, steal the people...
02:06:53.000 So we can prosper.
02:06:55.000 How could it ever bounce back?
02:06:57.000 Because that just will continue and continue and continue and snowball and snowball and snowball until you have these seemingly unfixable problems.
02:07:05.000 Seemingly unfixable.
02:07:06.000 And I don't say that to take hope away from anybody that's in a dire situation.
02:07:14.000 I think all these things are able to be risen above on an individual level.
02:07:20.000 On an individual level.
02:07:22.000 On individual levels.
02:07:23.000 But I mean, for God's sakes, it's like we have...
02:07:25.000 You look at the situations in the inner cities because of all these different factors that we're talking about and how it began and how it got to where it is now and everything.
02:07:37.000 It's like, how could you ever, in a million years, rectify that?
02:07:42.000 Alright, let me tell you this.
02:07:43.000 What if you're the president?
02:07:45.000 Yep.
02:07:45.000 President DeRosa.
02:07:47.000 All of a sudden they say, we've decided to, you know, start electing stand-up comedians.
02:07:52.000 They have good philosophical points.
02:07:54.000 Like, what would you do?
02:07:55.000 What would you do to try to fix shit?
02:07:57.000 Do you have any answers?
02:07:58.000 Or do you just look at it and go, it's all fucked up?
02:08:01.000 Do you ever, like, go past it's all fucked up?
02:08:03.000 Do you ever, like, see if I was going to do something about it, what would I do?
02:08:06.000 I have a very hard time seeing past...
02:08:08.000 Yeah, this would be my one suggestion.
02:08:14.000 It would be...
02:08:17.000 Strive for individual success.
02:08:22.000 Strive for individual success.
02:08:25.000 Because when you try everybody, everybody, I think, just by default, I don't know what it is, I guess it's just survival tactics or whatever, we all sort of have that run-with-the-pack mentality.
02:08:37.000 It's like when you're growing up, no matter what kind of neighborhood you live in, whether it's a suburb or the projects or in a fucking country dirt road, on a country dirt road.
02:08:47.000 Excuse me.
02:08:48.000 There's always the one kid that's maybe going places, and that one kid always gets the same advice.
02:08:54.000 You want to go anywhere?
02:08:55.000 You better stop hanging around with these fucking knuckleheads that you're running around with, because these guys are going to hold you back.
02:09:00.000 Why?
02:09:01.000 Because for some reason in anybody's community, the mentality, the notion is stick together.
02:09:07.000 If you leave, that means you think you're better.
02:09:10.000 That means you think you're different.
02:09:11.000 Dude, it happened to me, and I'm from the fucking suburbs.
02:09:14.000 So it's not just a thing you hear about...
02:09:18.000 in rap songs when guys are talking about people in the projects trying to hold them back.
02:09:24.000 It's a thing that happens all over.
02:09:26.000 So if I was the president I were the president.
02:09:29.000 I would say to people, strive for independent success.
02:09:33.000 Stop worrying about what's happening to the people.
02:09:36.000 I'm not saying like in a callous way, fuck the people around you.
02:09:39.000 Be concerned about your community.
02:09:41.000 But strive for independent success because you're not going to be able to fix the problem from within.
02:09:46.000 You have to get out and fix it from the outside.
02:09:48.000 And if enough people can get out and start to assist from the outside, then there's a chance.
02:09:52.000 There's a chance of fixing this.
02:09:55.000 There's a chance.
02:09:55.000 He's trying to break up the neighborhood.
02:09:57.000 That's what I heard.
02:09:58.000 See?
02:09:58.000 Just fucking DeRose is trying to break up the neighborhood.
02:10:01.000 I was laughing from Ron and Fez about it.
02:10:04.000 Like, Philly.
02:10:05.000 And he's like, we were just laughing about trying to get out of Philly and the suburbs around Philly and stuff.
02:10:13.000 And guys just being like, where are you going?
02:10:15.000 We got these sandwiches.
02:10:18.000 You know what I mean?
02:10:19.000 And it's like, we were laughing.
02:10:21.000 Because it's just like...
02:10:22.000 Yeah, I would have people be so fucking passive-aggressive with me, and it took years.
02:10:32.000 And then when I started to find a little bit of success in the business, people that I was friends with would say things to me like, Fuck you, dude.
02:10:40.000 Oh, Mr. Fucking Comedian's back in town.
02:10:43.000 And it's like...
02:10:44.000 This is just shit people do wherever you live.
02:10:48.000 They don't always do that, though.
02:10:50.000 There's a lot of people that don't do that, but...
02:10:52.000 I know.
02:10:53.000 There's a little bit of that crabs-in-a-bucket shit going on on the East Coast.
02:10:57.000 Yes.
02:10:57.000 East Coast more so, I think, and I... We've talked about this before, but I believe it's because they're the children of immigrants that, like, almost everyone on the East Coast is...
02:11:07.000 The grandfathers or the great-grandfathers came over from Europe or some other country, landed on the East Coast, and stayed there.
02:11:13.000 Whereas by the time people got to the West Coast, they were a bit more progressive, people more wanderlust, more people looking for different options.
02:11:20.000 See, I don't totally agree.
02:11:22.000 I think it happens here in a very different way.
02:11:24.000 How's it happen here?
02:11:26.000 I think here, there's a massive, I'd say almost bleeding heart, liberal mentality, and At least from what I've experienced here,
02:11:44.000 as being somebody who needs to assimilate into this system that's here, you know what I mean?
02:11:50.000 I'm not to a point in my life where I can just go off and do my own thing and be okay.
02:11:56.000 I still need to meet the right people and...
02:12:01.000 And kind of work my way into the system and all that stuff and familiarize myself with them.
02:12:05.000 And I find that there is a very, very, very, like I said, almost bleeding heart mentality here.
02:12:12.000 And it feels like the same thing to me, except in the other direction.
02:12:16.000 Where it's like, don't go against the pack.
02:12:18.000 Don't say that.
02:12:19.000 Don't you dare say that.
02:12:20.000 Let me just clarify.
02:12:21.000 You're talking about show business.
02:12:24.000 Well, in my LA experience, but I think the city itself, I think at least Southern California, I think there's a certain common mentality that exists here.
02:12:35.000 Like, hey, you can't act that way.
02:12:37.000 That's too edgy, meaning on edge, not meaning you're saying edgy things.
02:12:41.000 But the majority of the people that you're communicating with are show business people though, right?
02:12:46.000 Probably, yeah.
02:12:46.000 The problem with the show business that you're communicating with, you're talking about people on television and things along those lines, is that there's a lot of people trying to get people to hire them for things.
02:12:57.000 Trying to get people to cast them in shows.
02:13:00.000 Trying to get people to give them deals.
02:13:01.000 Trying to get people to like them.
02:13:03.000 And the way to get people to like them is to subscribe to whatever popular opinions these people subscribe to.
02:13:09.000 And in show business, it's almost universally liberal.
02:13:12.000 And that's one of the things that people like Charlton Heston or John Voight or Clint Eastwood have always complained about.
02:13:19.000 These are the rare Hollywood conservatives because everyone in Hollywood is liberal.
02:13:22.000 And I think that there's some valid...
02:13:26.000 I think it's also the nature of the beast itself, where you want people to like you.
02:13:31.000 You want people to accept you.
02:13:32.000 And there's a lot of fake fucks out here because of that.
02:13:35.000 Because the business itself, it sort of rewards fakery.
02:13:39.000 It rewards conformity.
02:13:41.000 And the conformity, a lot of it, is this sort of left-wing, liberal thinking.
02:13:46.000 So, and what I'm saying is, and I agree with you.
02:13:49.000 That's how they get work.
02:13:50.000 And I agree with you.
02:13:52.000 Uh...
02:13:53.000 What I'm saying is, though, I think that mentality exists everywhere.
02:13:57.000 It can, sure.
02:13:58.000 That I want people to like me.
02:14:00.000 It's survival.
02:14:01.000 It's survival.
02:14:03.000 I think there's a Carlin line where he says, species' first interest is always survival.
02:14:13.000 I just think that's a thing.
02:14:15.000 It's why whenever any one of us is at a party and we're outnumbered in opinion, Whether it's a political discussion or a fucking discussion about people think Katy Perry's the best.
02:14:27.000 Whatever.
02:14:28.000 That's when you just have to just walk away.
02:14:30.000 Well, sure.
02:14:32.000 The best what?
02:14:33.000 She's got great tits.
02:14:35.000 We're done.
02:14:36.000 We're basically done now.
02:14:37.000 But you won't walk away, sure.
02:14:40.000 But I'm saying most of us feel that you tense up and you go, I don't want to say I don't really like Katy Perry's tits.
02:14:47.000 Because now everybody in the room is going to be like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude?
02:14:51.000 Do you see what I'm saying?
02:14:52.000 I don't know.
02:14:54.000 I might be putting too fine a point on it.
02:14:56.000 Sorry.
02:14:56.000 Yeah, I know what you're saying, though.
02:14:58.000 I know what you're saying.
02:14:58.000 There's definitely a strong urge to conform.
02:15:00.000 It's part of being a human being, and yeah, you're right.
02:15:03.000 It's part of, like, the only way you can ensure your survival is that you're a part of a group.
02:15:08.000 I mean, that's ingrained in our DNA, because at one point in time, that's how we survived.
02:15:13.000 Marauding tribes would come into our villages.
02:15:15.000 You had to stay united as a united front.
02:15:17.000 And I think it's a stronger urge in these places where, you know, like in Philly and places along those lines, where, you know, these communities stay intact.
02:15:25.000 Whereas in LA, there's more wandering.
02:15:27.000 LA, everyone's transient.
02:15:29.000 They came here from another place.
02:15:30.000 They move around.
02:15:31.000 And I don't think it's the same thing.
02:15:33.000 But there's definitely, like, Brian posted that thing up.
02:15:35.000 I don't know if you saw it, but they did a Twitter map of hate speech, East Coast to West Coast.
02:15:40.000 And racial and harsh.
02:15:42.000 Yeah, look at it.
02:15:44.000 It's overwhelmingly East Coast.
02:15:48.000 Overwhelmingly.
02:15:48.000 And I personally, this is just my own theory.
02:15:51.000 It's probably like Michael Jackson doesn't have any balls theory.
02:15:54.000 It probably sucks.
02:15:55.000 But I think that a lot of that has to do with the spread of immigration.
02:15:58.000 And that my own experience with immigrants, my grandparents were immigrants.
02:16:03.000 Yeah.
02:16:18.000 And it's not as bad as a trap that's in the impoverished black communities, but it's still a very similar trap as far as a behavioral trap.
02:16:26.000 People are fucking strange, man, because it took a lot of work to get to 2014 with all the rhinos and lions and fucking poisonous bugs and all the shit that's out there that can fuck you up.
02:16:37.000 It took a long time and a lot of work for us to get to where we are today with lava lamps and laptops and shit.
02:16:44.000 We had to get our way through a lot of things and we had to stay protected while we innovate.
02:16:49.000 Here's a crazy thing, totally off subject, but I think we've beaten this to death anyway.
02:16:54.000 They found a huge underground reservoir recently that holds three times as much water as the Earth's oceans.
02:17:03.000 What?
02:17:03.000 Yeah.
02:17:04.000 How's that possible?
02:17:05.000 Well, it's on fucking Nova, okay?
02:17:07.000 This is a PBS website that has this.
02:17:10.000 It's unbelievable.
02:17:12.000 This is an unbelievable discovery.
02:17:15.000 It's a study that was published in Science Magazine that Earth's water may have been there all along, oozing out gradually from the rock deep in the crust, Right.
02:17:35.000 Right.
02:17:37.000 Right.
02:17:51.000 Being, you know, evaporating as these things fly through the air.
02:17:55.000 So this is this new study that they have found, this water in these subterranean...
02:18:05.000 I don't know how it...
02:18:08.000 I don't understand it.
02:18:10.000 It's called subterranean woodite, ringwoodite.
02:18:16.000 R-I-N-G-W-O-O-D-I-T-E. I don't know what that means.
02:18:20.000 A deep blue mineral chemically similar to peridot, a green mineral often used in jewelry and that it's been found in meteorites.
02:18:34.000 And this ringwoodite came from the transition zone between the upper and lower mantle about 400 miles below the Earth's surface.
02:18:44.000 It's about 15% of the weight of this stuff turned out to be water.
02:18:50.000 It says if a lot of this water-heavy mineral existed underground, scientists reasoned that there might be enough water to explain where Earth's oceans came from.
02:18:58.000 And so then they started doing these studies and tried to figure this out, and they found this insane amount of water below the Earth's surface.
02:19:06.000 Okay.
02:19:07.000 This is incredible.
02:19:09.000 What are they going to do with the water?
02:19:10.000 I don't know.
02:19:11.000 I don't know.
02:19:12.000 The layer holds three times as much water as all the Earth's oceans combined.
02:19:17.000 It's incredible.
02:19:18.000 So it reduced the...
02:19:21.000 Right now, people think that the Earth is 96% water, or 96% of the water is in the ocean.
02:19:28.000 Now they're saying it's only 24% of the water on Earth is in the ocean.
02:19:32.000 Really?
02:19:32.000 Yeah.
02:19:33.000 I wonder if there's any life in that water.
02:19:36.000 I don't think so, because I think what they're saying, they're saying this ringwoodite stuff, it's that water is compressed in these minerals.
02:19:47.000 See, this is the exact way they word it.
02:19:50.000 Obviously, I'm an idiot, but bear with me.
02:19:52.000 A Northwestern University professor who led the study found water in subterranean ringwoodite, a deep blue mineral chemically similar to peridot, a green mineral often used in jewelry.
02:20:04.000 Until a sample turned up in 2008 in a diamond coughed up from a volcano, ringwoodite had only been found in meteorites.
02:20:12.000 The ringwoodite came from the transition zone, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:20:15.000 If a lot of this water-heavy mineral existed underground, so this water-heavy mineral is what contains all this water.
02:20:22.000 So I don't know if they can get it out of the water.
02:20:25.000 See, it sounds like, you know, you would hear that and you would say, oh, there's like rivers under the ocean.
02:20:30.000 I don't think they're saying that.
02:20:32.000 I think what they're saying is this water-heavy mineral is so dense in the Earth's Under the Earth's mantle that the amount of water in it is much more than the amount that's in the oceans.
02:20:44.000 Really?
02:20:44.000 Yeah.
02:20:45.000 That's amazing.
02:20:46.000 Well, they're learning shit about the Earth, just the Earth, the thing we live on.
02:20:51.000 They're learning things every day.
02:20:53.000 All the data's not in yet.
02:20:56.000 It's a...
02:20:58.000 I find it incredibly overwhelming.
02:21:02.000 We just had that really long discussion about race and how complicated and how deep that all is.
02:21:09.000 And that's just a discussion pertaining to people.
02:21:16.000 We're good to go.
02:21:33.000 I literally have the same feeling I had when I was at the Grand Canyon, and I was like, I don't even exist.
02:21:39.000 You know what I mean?
02:21:40.000 I've never felt more like a speck of dust right now.
02:21:43.000 I'm completely overwhelmed.
02:21:45.000 I really mean that.
02:21:46.000 Well, then they keep finding these Goldilocks planets, these planets in the Goldilocks zone that are capable of supporting the same type of life that exists on Earth.
02:21:54.000 I mean, scientists say that life can exist in a bunch of different ways than they never thought before.
02:21:59.000 Like, they're finding life in these volcanic vents deep, deep, deep in the ocean where they never thought that any being could survive the extreme temperatures.
02:22:07.000 You know, they're essentially living off lava in the ocean floor.
02:22:13.000 These vents are giving birth to these weird kind of life forms.
02:22:19.000 What are the life forms like down there?
02:22:20.000 Some fucking creepy things.
02:22:23.000 Some creepy plant life and weird animal life.
02:22:25.000 But they found a new type of mushroom that was recent.
02:22:29.000 It's a recent study.
02:22:30.000 New mushroom that defies classification.
02:22:33.000 It's a new type of life and they just found it.
02:22:36.000 But with the animal, the lava animal thing, when you say animal life, do you mean literally animal life?
02:22:43.000 Well, you know, microscopic things.
02:22:45.000 Microscopic stuff, yeah.
02:22:45.000 Things that are alive.
02:22:46.000 Like this deep sea mushroom that they found.
02:22:49.000 This is a new one that they found.
02:22:51.000 This is off of the BBC Science and Environment page.
02:22:54.000 It's a mushroom-shaped sea animal discovered off an Australian coast that has defied classification in the tree of life.
02:23:02.000 So this is a new type of life form that they found.
02:23:06.000 This is fucking crazy shit, man.
02:23:08.000 You know?
02:23:09.000 Finding something like this is extremely rare.
02:23:11.000 It's maybe only happened four times in the last 100 years or so.
02:23:15.000 They don't know what it is.
02:23:17.000 They're like, what the fuck is this stuff?
02:23:19.000 It's like it's not quite a plant.
02:23:22.000 That's fucking wild.
02:23:24.000 Jesus Christ, that's literally Star Trek shit, when there would be plants with mouths and eyes.
02:23:29.000 That might be the beginning of something like that.
02:23:31.000 Well, you know, if you think about plants like Venus flytraps and shit like that, where they have carnivorous plants, at what point is a plant an animal?
02:23:40.000 I mean, when plants start fucking closing in on flies and eating them, I get it's a plant, but that's a predator.
02:23:48.000 It lays traps and it actually has action.
02:23:50.000 It moves.
02:23:51.000 I always wanted one of those.
02:23:52.000 Those are dope.
02:23:53.000 Do you have one?
02:23:54.000 No, but I should get them now that I bring it up.
02:23:56.000 I had one.
02:23:56.000 I had one.
02:23:57.000 It died.
02:23:57.000 I remember what happened.
02:23:58.000 And what do you do?
02:23:59.000 You have to buy flies to feed it?
02:24:01.000 Yeah, you have to have a shitty house.
02:24:06.000 Otherwise you'd be rude.
02:24:07.000 It's like you wouldn't have a cat and not have cat food.
02:24:09.000 If you have a Venus flytrap, you can't just fucking water it.
02:24:12.000 You gotta throw some flies in there.
02:24:14.000 I wonder what you do.
02:24:15.000 Do you buy dead flies?
02:24:16.000 Yeah, you probably buy dead flies to feed it or some kind of larva to feed it.
02:24:20.000 You'd have to hope that somebody left a window open otherwise.
02:24:22.000 But how cool would that be?
02:24:25.000 I'm such a jackass.
02:24:26.000 I keep looking at the fucking screen and then it...
02:24:28.000 Yeah, that's why I tell people...
02:24:29.000 That's why I've been asking you to shut these off lately.
02:24:32.000 Sorry.
02:24:33.000 There's a plant that eats rats.
02:24:35.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:24:36.000 I'm not kidding.
02:24:37.000 I'm not kidding.
02:24:37.000 No, there's a plant.
02:24:38.000 I believe it's in the Amazon.
02:24:40.000 It captures rats.
02:24:43.000 It captures rats?
02:24:44.000 Yeah, it eats mice.
02:24:46.000 Yeah, Google it, Brian.
02:24:48.000 Rat-eating plant.
02:24:49.000 There's a video on wimp.com.
02:24:51.000 Don't play the video, because otherwise we'll get another fucking strike against us on YouTube.
02:24:56.000 What do you mean?
02:24:57.000 It's so bizarre.
02:24:59.000 Every time we play videos or things, there's all these weird...
02:25:04.000 Is it supposed to be fair use, like when you're discussing something online?
02:25:07.000 It fits the boundaries of fair use, the definition of fair use, but people can still dispute it if you know it's fair use.
02:25:14.000 And then they put a hold on your YouTube video, and if it goes against you, you get a certain amount of them, they can pull your videos down.
02:25:20.000 It's just fucking stupid.
02:25:22.000 That is stupid.
02:25:22.000 There is a plant.
02:25:24.000 It's a carnivorous plant.
02:25:26.000 It eats frogs, it eats mice, it eats all kinds of different shit.
02:25:30.000 Really?
02:25:31.000 Yeah, if you just Google it.
02:25:32.000 It's called...
02:25:33.000 Here's a fucking name and a half, right?
02:25:36.000 Ew, is that it?
02:25:38.000 Yeah, it's called Nepenthes Attenborough.
02:25:44.000 Is it possible that you could put it up on the screen and not put it on the screen where the people at home see it?
02:25:49.000 Can you do that?
02:25:50.000 Meaning we watch it but they can't see it?
02:25:52.000 Yeah.
02:25:53.000 If you want to Google it, folks, just Google plant that eats rats.
02:25:58.000 That's what I did.
02:25:59.000 It's fucking incredible.
02:26:01.000 I swear to God, I thought you were yelling at him for a second, and I got super uncomfortable.
02:26:05.000 What do you mean?
02:26:05.000 For a second?
02:26:06.000 Just now?
02:26:06.000 When you went, is it possible for you?
02:26:09.000 And I thought you were going to be like, is it possible for you not to fucking keep switching the screen?
02:26:13.000 I thought that's what you were going to do, and I was like, oh Jesus, I don't want to see this happen.
02:26:16.000 You're full with anxiety today, dude.
02:26:18.000 I am.
02:26:19.000 I am.
02:26:19.000 You know.
02:26:20.000 Do you get a lot of massages?
02:26:22.000 No, I get no massages.
02:26:23.000 You should get massages every day.
02:26:24.000 You should smoke weed every day.
02:26:27.000 Smoke weed every day.
02:26:29.000 I don't know.
02:26:30.000 Dude, if I... Look at this rat-eating plant, man.
02:26:33.000 The folks at home can't see this?
02:26:34.000 What are they seeing?
02:26:34.000 Just us?
02:26:35.000 It's a weird logo.
02:26:36.000 Okay, good.
02:26:37.000 So this is the fucking plant.
02:26:38.000 I guess it's growing here?
02:26:40.000 Is that what's going on here?
02:26:41.000 Yeah, this is it growing up.
02:26:42.000 So it gets to a certain size, and when it gets to a certain size, it's completely carnivorous.
02:26:48.000 It eats frogs, mice, it captures them.
02:26:51.000 It opens up this thing, and I believe it has a sweet fermented smell to it, and these things go in it because they think there's some food in there.
02:27:01.000 Ew.
02:27:02.000 And it jacks them.
02:27:03.000 Is that a snake?
02:27:04.000 No.
02:27:05.000 That's its tentacles or whatever the fuck it is.
02:27:09.000 Jesus Christ, this is literally like Little Shop of Horrors shit.
02:27:13.000 Yeah, it is.
02:27:14.000 It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers type shit.
02:27:17.000 That thing is fucking nasty looking.
02:27:19.000 It's enormous, too.
02:27:21.000 That's the weird thing about it.
02:27:22.000 It's an enormous, enormous thing.
02:27:26.000 That literally looks like a Star Trek plan.
02:27:28.000 Yeah, you would think that would be like from Avatar or something like that, right?
02:27:33.000 But it is a real thing.
02:27:35.000 Thank you for having a more recent reference than Star Trek.
02:27:38.000 That was the best sci-fi.
02:27:41.000 I'm terrible sometimes with references.
02:27:44.000 Now, is it going to show a rat go into it?
02:27:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:27:47.000 It will eventually show something go into it.
02:27:49.000 I forget.
02:27:49.000 I've seen this video.
02:27:50.000 But there's a bunch of videos of them online.
02:27:54.000 These are fairly recent discoveries, too.
02:27:56.000 I don't think they discovered it until the 2000s.
02:27:59.000 Yeah, here it is.
02:27:59.000 May 2010, the International Institute for Species Exploration at Arizona State University selected this Plant is one of the top ten new species described in 2009. So in 2009 they started finding that this thing is a real plant.
02:28:12.000 I don't understand how we didn't know about a plant until 2009. Oh, there's a lot of plants we still don't know about in the Amazon.
02:28:19.000 That's incredible to me.
02:28:20.000 Well, the Amazon is so fucking big.
02:28:25.000 There's a weird distortion thing when you look at any sort of map.
02:28:30.000 Have you ever seen a realistic interpretation of the size of continents?
02:28:36.000 No.
02:28:37.000 Yeah, see if you can find that, Brian.
02:28:41.000 Realistic.
02:28:42.000 I'm learning a lot today.
02:28:43.000 Yeah, realistic size of continents.
02:28:46.000 Do you just read this shit constantly?
02:28:48.000 Yeah, I've got problems, man.
02:28:50.000 No, I'm not criticizing.
02:28:51.000 No, but I do.
02:28:51.000 I have problems.
02:28:53.000 It's not a problem.
02:28:56.000 I'm envious of your knowledge of all this stuff.
02:28:58.000 I really wish that I had a...
02:29:00.000 I don't know anything about sports.
02:29:02.000 I know nothing about sports.
02:29:03.000 I asked you before if that guy was the boxing champion that you mentioned.
02:29:07.000 Oh, Cain Velasquez.
02:29:08.000 Yeah, I didn't even know that.
02:29:10.000 I wish I knew.
02:29:12.000 I find this stuff so interesting and yet I never remember to read any of it and then I start to try to look it up and I can't remember.
02:29:19.000 Look how fucking big Africa is.
02:29:21.000 You can fit a whole United States in there, and a China, and an India, and Italy.
02:29:27.000 You can fit everything in Africa.
02:29:28.000 But how the maps were drawn, for reasons, it just appears smaller.
02:29:34.000 Yeah.
02:29:34.000 Holy shit.
02:29:36.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:29:36.000 And that's the rainforest in the Congo, and the African rainforest, but there's also the South American rainforests.
02:29:44.000 They're massive.
02:29:45.000 The rainforest in Brazil and Peru and down there, I mean, there's so many plants.
02:29:50.000 And that's one of the reasons why these pharmaceutical companies keep going down there to try to explore and find out new plants that can provide new drugs and Good reasons for cancer medications and cure diseases and things along those lines.
02:30:04.000 And also, there's some of them that they're using for...
02:30:08.000 They're trying to do research on this ant.
02:30:10.000 There's an ant called the bullet ant.
02:30:12.000 One of the most painful stings in the world.
02:30:14.000 But...
02:30:15.000 It doesn't just sting you.
02:30:18.000 Oh, not the bullet ant.
02:30:19.000 Caps your ass.
02:30:20.000 It really fucks you up.
02:30:21.000 That one fucks you up.
02:30:22.000 They're trying to use that for something else.
02:30:24.000 I got it confused.
02:30:25.000 It's actually the Brazilian wandering spider I was going to bring up.
02:30:27.000 The Brazilian wandering spider is so fucked up.
02:30:30.000 It stings you.
02:30:31.000 It's in the jungle of Brazil.
02:30:32.000 It stings you and gives you an unbelievably painful erection to the point where if you survive, where a lot of people don't, if you survive, your dick is broken forever.
02:30:43.000 It'll never work it again.
02:30:45.000 Really?
02:30:45.000 It red lines your dick.
02:30:48.000 And it works in the same sort of way like Viagra works, where it gives you nitric oxide.
02:30:53.000 It produces some massive amount of nitric oxide in your body.
02:30:57.000 So all of your muscles become incredibly painful, like just massive agony.
02:31:04.000 Like think of like your whole body just...
02:31:07.000 Just red-lined all the time.
02:31:09.000 And your dick.
02:31:10.000 Your dick's hard as fuck.
02:31:11.000 And it breaks it.
02:31:11.000 It breaks your dick.
02:31:12.000 But you don't orgasm during this process.
02:31:16.000 No, ever again.
02:31:17.000 I mean, maybe if you've stuck your finger up your ass while it was going down, you might be able to pull something off.
02:31:21.000 That's not making it gross.
02:31:22.000 Wouldn't be happy.
02:31:22.000 Wouldn't be a happy coming.
02:31:24.000 It'll be the last one.
02:31:25.000 Yeah, the...
02:31:26.000 That's fucked up.
02:31:27.000 What's that thing called?
02:31:28.000 It's called the Brazilian Wandering Spider.
02:31:30.000 And so these pharmaceutical companies are trying to figure out how to make that the new super Viagra.
02:31:35.000 Not that they need it.
02:31:36.000 Doesn't Viagra work?
02:31:37.000 Can't they just move on?
02:31:38.000 And the reason is they want to have something that's new.
02:31:42.000 It's like there's competing forces.
02:31:44.000 There's Viagra, then there's Cialis came along.
02:31:47.000 We last longer!
02:31:47.000 And then, you know, there's other ones.
02:31:49.000 We don't give you as much of a headache.
02:31:50.000 And then there's this one and that one.
02:31:52.000 And they're always trying to find some new one, but they're trying to figure out a way to use this evil, fucking murderous spider's venom and get your dick hard with it.
02:32:00.000 It's like that old Leary joke about cocaine, or crack.
02:32:04.000 It's like, this is the only country where cocaine wouldn't be fast enough.
02:32:08.000 Somebody needed something faster.
02:32:10.000 But that's how it is with those penis drugs.
02:32:13.000 It's like...
02:32:14.000 How much fucking stronger and faster does this need to get?
02:32:17.000 How much harder does your dick need to be?
02:32:19.000 It's an unnatural...
02:32:21.000 Yeah.
02:32:22.000 Erection.
02:32:22.000 I don't mean just because it's caused unnaturally.
02:32:25.000 I mean, the type of erection you get from it is fucking unnatural.
02:32:29.000 That's great.
02:32:29.000 You know?
02:32:30.000 Well, it's also if you found that.
02:32:32.000 Like, say if they found that.
02:32:33.000 They've isolated components in plants that can give you that.
02:32:36.000 What else is out there?
02:32:38.000 Is there something out there that makes kids grow taller?
02:32:40.000 Is there something out there that cures autism?
02:32:42.000 Is there something out there that makes your hair grow back?
02:32:44.000 Is there something out there that...
02:32:46.000 You know, there's so many hundreds of thousands of plants that are undiscovered.
02:32:51.000 I mean, there's just areas where they just don't go.
02:32:54.000 There's people don't get to.
02:32:55.000 The density of the rainforest is just so incredible.
02:32:59.000 I'm absolutely amazed that this spider, the wandering spider, can do this to you, and scientists are...
02:33:05.000 Forget, like, that it's even stronger than Viagra, but, like...
02:33:08.000 That scientists are like, let's fuck with that.
02:33:11.000 Let's see what we can get out of it.
02:33:13.000 You know what I mean?
02:33:14.000 No, leave that thing alone.
02:33:16.000 It's the worst thing in the world.
02:33:18.000 Leave it alone.
02:33:19.000 Unless you're going to try to make some kind of bioweapon with it.
02:33:22.000 You know what I mean?
02:33:23.000 Leave it the fuck alone.
02:33:25.000 Yeah, it's one of the worst...
02:33:27.000 Apparently, one of the worst stings you can ever get.
02:33:29.000 One of the most toxic venoms that they've ever discovered.
02:33:33.000 A lot of people die from it, too.
02:33:35.000 That sounds horrible.
02:33:35.000 What a terrible world.
02:33:37.000 That's one of the things I don't like about the West Coast.
02:33:39.000 There's a much higher concentration of poisonous spiders and shit out there.
02:33:43.000 That was never a thing on the East Coast.
02:33:45.000 But I had a black widow in my house one day, and I was just like, what the fuck?
02:33:50.000 Twice now in my house, I've killed spiders that have clear spots on their tail.
02:33:55.000 Or not tail, but you know what I mean, the butt part, whatever that's called.
02:33:59.000 What's that?
02:34:00.000 One of them was a fucking black widow.
02:34:02.000 It had a big fucking dot on its back.
02:34:04.000 A big red thing underneath it?
02:34:05.000 It was red or white.
02:34:06.000 I can't remember which the black widow is, but whatever it is, it was that.
02:34:10.000 Yeah, they don't fuck with you.
02:34:12.000 You have to get near them and scare them for them to sting you, but they're goddamn everywhere out here.
02:34:18.000 Yeah.
02:34:18.000 Oh, dude.
02:34:19.000 Black Widows are all over the place.
02:34:20.000 My back porch is literally, you can find 20 of them, and just sitting down.
02:34:24.000 They're everywhere.
02:34:25.000 I have so much trees and spiderwebs, and what sucks is at night I'll go out and have a cigarette, and I've walked through so many spiderwebs that I'm surprised that I... Did you ever get bit by one?
02:34:36.000 Probably.
02:34:36.000 I have to have.
02:34:38.000 Isn't a black widow very poisonous?
02:34:40.000 I think the brown widow is...
02:34:42.000 I don't know.
02:34:43.000 I know one of them is more poisonous than the other.
02:34:46.000 My ex-girlfriend's dog actually died from getting bitten by one of the widows.
02:34:50.000 Jesus Christ.
02:34:51.000 Are we allowed to go to the bathroom on this show?
02:34:53.000 Yeah, go pee, man.
02:34:54.000 Go pee.
02:34:55.000 We'll talk about phones while you're gone.
02:34:56.000 Like, as you're talking about the hardest dick of all time, I have like a piss boater.
02:35:00.000 He's going to jack off in there.
02:35:02.000 I think he is.
02:35:03.000 Look at him.
02:35:03.000 He's excited.
02:35:04.000 He's going to jack off to alleviate anxiety.
02:35:06.000 Did you check out the new iPhones and the new watch and all that stuff?
02:35:09.000 Yeah, they look pretty cool.
02:35:10.000 Did you hear about the Macworld staff?
02:35:13.000 Almost all of them got laid off today.
02:35:15.000 They had to work like crazy covering the launch of the new phones.
02:35:19.000 And then today, everybody got laid off.
02:35:22.000 The biggest Apple News day of the year.
02:35:25.000 And they laid off almost the entire staff.
02:35:28.000 Well, it's so...
02:35:29.000 I mean, that's ridiculous, but it's amazing that they even lasted this long, you know?
02:35:34.000 Right.
02:35:35.000 I mean...
02:35:35.000 Because it's a magazine.
02:35:36.000 Yeah.
02:35:37.000 I mean, magazines are so pointless nowadays.
02:35:39.000 You have to print it?
02:35:40.000 Yeah.
02:35:41.000 By the time you buy Macworld right now, it's not talking about the new iPhones.
02:35:45.000 It's not talking about all the news in the last month, even, probably.
02:35:47.000 It's...
02:35:47.000 Okay, it's going away.
02:35:49.000 What they're saying is Macworld.com will still continue, but Macworld print is gone.
02:35:53.000 That's it.
02:35:54.000 Wow.
02:35:54.000 Economic reality of running a print publication.
02:35:56.000 You know what they should do?
02:35:57.000 Bring back silent movies.
02:35:58.000 I heard they're making a comeback.
02:36:00.000 Do you guys know how to make smoke signals?
02:36:02.000 Sell smoke signals.
02:36:03.000 Yeah, they're going away.
02:36:04.000 Why is everybody sad?
02:36:06.000 It sucks that those folks lost their jobs, but what they should have done is just transition those writers into the Macworld.com thing.
02:36:14.000 They should have worked on it.
02:36:15.000 They were valuable employees.
02:36:17.000 And everybody's pissed off.
02:36:19.000 A lot of people are pissed off because they made these people work really hard and go crazy.
02:36:25.000 To, you know, to launch this new product and to cover the launch.
02:36:30.000 And that, you know, these people had this grueling day of marathon iPhone coverage.
02:36:35.000 And then they fired him.
02:36:37.000 They also were geeking the fuck out.
02:36:39.000 They're like, dude, we're at the Apple event.
02:36:41.000 This is so cool.
02:36:42.000 Let's take pictures and call it a job.
02:36:43.000 Yeah, there's always going to be a little of that, right?
02:36:46.000 There's going to be a little of that.
02:36:47.000 What I find interesting is the new...
02:36:49.000 Payment plans that they're introducing with this new iPhone where you're pretty much not going to have a credit card anymore.
02:36:55.000 You're not going to have your bank cards anymore.
02:36:57.000 You're just waving your phones and it's sending out a unique number to the cash register.
02:37:03.000 It's almost like how bitcoins are where it's interesting.
02:37:07.000 But does it have to work where the people at the cash register have to have a device to pick it up?
02:37:13.000 Is that what it is?
02:37:14.000 Yeah.
02:37:14.000 Do they have that already for Androids?
02:37:17.000 I don't know.
02:37:18.000 But before the launch, Apple was working with all the biggest credit card companies like Chase and Capital One and all that.
02:37:27.000 So a lot of big stores already have it.
02:37:30.000 I know there is versions of it that's existed already.
02:37:34.000 When I pay at Starbucks, I use my phone, but it scans it.
02:37:38.000 This is inside the phone.
02:37:40.000 I think it's called near-frequency NFS or something like that, where it sends out a signal.
02:37:44.000 It's actually a little...
02:37:46.000 Local, radio-based.
02:37:47.000 I wonder, like, if it has a limit.
02:37:50.000 Could you buy a car like that?
02:37:51.000 Could you go to a Ford dealership and pick up a Mustang?
02:37:53.000 You'll have your credit card, your AMX, American Express, black, or whatever you have.
02:37:58.000 Wow.
02:37:59.000 You would have it on your phone.
02:38:00.000 That would be dope as fuck to buy a car with your phone.
02:38:03.000 Yeah, it's weird.
02:38:04.000 I don't even know why I want to buy a car with my phone.
02:38:06.000 But I want to buy a car with my phone.
02:38:08.000 That seems so ridiculous.
02:38:10.000 So they're 4.7 inches and 5.5 inches as a new iPhone?
02:38:13.000 Yeah.
02:38:14.000 Congratulations, you finally caught up, you fucking idiots.
02:38:17.000 You should have done that a million years ago.
02:38:19.000 Jesus Christ, they're fucking iPads.
02:38:21.000 They've advanced the sync technology, which is nice, with that pass it off feature.
02:38:26.000 Put that back up to Brian.
02:38:27.000 Yeah, I'm going to try to find a better...
02:38:29.000 So the 4.7 inch, this is what, 4 inches?
02:38:32.000 The 5S? 4 inches, yes.
02:38:35.000 And I have a Samsung Galaxy S5, which is only, it's 5 inches.
02:38:40.000 Yeah.
02:38:41.000 That's 5.5, I believe.
02:38:43.000 That's fucking giant.
02:38:44.000 That's as big as what I had.
02:38:45.000 I used to have the Note, which was like 5.7, I think.
02:38:50.000 Right.
02:38:50.000 Yeah.
02:38:50.000 Somewhere around then.
02:38:52.000 I think the Galaxy's 5.5 or 5.3.
02:38:54.000 It's bigger than the new iPhone.
02:38:56.000 I did a comparison.
02:38:57.000 The Galaxy's bigger?
02:38:58.000 The Note or the Galaxy S5? Well, the Galaxy is bigger than the regular iPhone 6. The iPhone 6 Extra Large or whatever the fuck it's called.
02:39:08.000 Deluxe.
02:39:09.000 Right.
02:39:09.000 I think is either the same size as the Galaxy or a little bigger.
02:39:13.000 Put that up again so I can see it.
02:39:14.000 Yeah, I'm trying to find better ones.
02:39:16.000 But I did a side-by-side with the regular new iPhone 6. And the Galaxy S5. Well, the good thing about the big one is that it's supposed to have two hours more of battery life.
02:39:26.000 Yeah, the battery's way better for some reason on the big one.
02:39:30.000 Motherfuckers.
02:39:30.000 They always get you with the big one.
02:39:31.000 Well, but, you know...
02:39:33.000 They've been saying this for every fucking iPhone that comes out.
02:39:36.000 They go, the battery's better now.
02:39:38.000 No, it's not.
02:39:39.000 It's never been better once.
02:39:40.000 It is better.
02:39:41.000 The issue is that you have more need for juice because you have 4G, LTE, and 3G, and Wi-Fi and all that stuff.
02:39:51.000 Things are more intensive, like programs, games.
02:39:54.000 They just use more juice.
02:39:56.000 So the batteries are better, but it depends on what you're using them for.
02:39:59.000 But they never break it down like that.
02:40:01.000 They always go, like this new one, they go, this new battery, 11 hours of video watching time.
02:40:06.000 It's like, yeah, no, that's what you said the last two phones.
02:40:09.000 And it's never that.
02:40:11.000 And then when you complain, they go, well, see, because you're Bluetooth.
02:40:15.000 Fuck you!
02:40:17.000 Fuck you, Apple!
02:40:18.000 There's a lot of reasons.
02:40:19.000 One of the biggest reasons is if you don't have good service in your house and it's always searching for signals and stuff like that.
02:40:25.000 Wi-Fi and all that stuff is the thing that drains you out.
02:40:29.000 Because you'll have your Wi-Fi on your phone and then you'll go to Chili's and so the whole time it's like trying to search for Wi-Fi.
02:40:34.000 You don't even realize that it's just draining your battery.
02:40:36.000 It's amazing what just simple turning on airplane mode does to your...
02:40:43.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:40:44.000 Turning off Wi-Fi, turning off Bluetooth, turning off...
02:40:47.000 Yeah, some people turn off 4G, right?
02:40:49.000 They just use 3G? Yeah.
02:40:50.000 That's dumb.
02:40:51.000 What about your cunts?
02:40:54.000 It's terrible.
02:40:55.000 If you try to go online with 3G now, you're so spoiled.
02:40:58.000 Aubrey, my friend Aubrey has a Tesla.
02:41:00.000 It's fucking dope.
02:41:02.000 It's the most ridiculous car, those crazy electric cars.
02:41:05.000 And is this the phone?
02:41:07.000 Yeah.
02:41:07.000 He has a crazy electric car, and we're not showing that where we get pulled, are we?
02:41:11.000 No, no, it's just...
02:41:12.000 Just for us?
02:41:13.000 Yeah.
02:41:14.000 His Tesla, his car has a giant screen, man.
02:41:19.000 This huge screen.
02:41:20.000 It's like a laptop.
02:41:21.000 Bigger than a laptop.
02:41:23.000 It's like an iMac that's in the middle of the console.
02:41:26.000 And that's where everything is.
02:41:27.000 It doesn't have any buttons.
02:41:28.000 Everything is all touchscreen on this thing, and you talk to it.
02:41:31.000 Like, he could say, play Joe DeRosa comedy.
02:41:34.000 And it'll go to Spotify.
02:41:35.000 And it'll go, why?
02:41:37.000 Why?
02:41:39.000 I'm going to come over there and hug you.
02:41:44.000 We were in the car and he said, say anything.
02:41:48.000 I go, Arctic Monkeys.
02:41:50.000 So he goes, play Arctic Monkeys.
02:41:52.000 He goes, finds it on Spotify, brings up a list of songs, he presses play and starts playing an Arctic Monkeys song.
02:41:57.000 But it's 3G. And I was like, where's the 4G, bitch?
02:42:00.000 You ain't got no 4G up in this motherfucker?
02:42:03.000 That's no G. 3G is like, it's kind of slow.
02:42:06.000 3G is no G. What is that?
02:42:08.000 Here's the, it's talking about the new camera that's in the iPhone, but here's interesting, the new payment thing.
02:42:14.000 Check this out.
02:42:14.000 With iPhone 6, we're introducing Apple Pay.
02:42:17.000 Hmm.
02:42:18.000 A fast, easy, secure mobile payment system.
02:42:20.000 I don't think this pay thing is a great idea.
02:42:22.000 I think it's awesome, and you can pay with your dick.
02:42:24.000 Because if you use your thumb for thumb recognition, you can use your dick for dick recognition.
02:42:29.000 Right.
02:42:29.000 You'll find a unique pattern on your skin of your cock, and then you can buy things with your cock.
02:42:34.000 Listen, it's...
02:42:36.000 Did you not hear me?
02:42:37.000 No, I heard you.
02:42:38.000 I've been rubbing my dick on my phone for years.
02:42:44.000 What do you think bad about it?
02:42:45.000 I remember years ago, Burr goes, he goes, they're moving in all the phone, dude.
02:42:51.000 They're moving in all the fucking phone.
02:42:53.000 And then the second the government decides they want to shut you down, boom, you're done.
02:42:59.000 That's true.
02:43:00.000 And it's happening now.
02:43:01.000 I used to be like, you're nuts.
02:43:02.000 What are you talking about?
02:43:04.000 And now it's finally happening.
02:43:05.000 It's like, your life is on that fucking phone.
02:43:08.000 Your life.
02:43:09.000 But you choose to put your life on that phone.
02:43:11.000 I mean, there's a lot of things on that phone, but you can do whatever you want, man.
02:43:16.000 You don't have to jump along.
02:43:17.000 You could be that guy that lives up in fucking Big Bear.
02:43:20.000 You got a cabin somewhere, and you chop your own wood, and you got a water well.
02:43:25.000 You could be that guy if you really wanted to.
02:43:28.000 You just have to move towards that.
02:43:29.000 You gotta jump along, dude.
02:43:31.000 Jump along?
02:43:31.000 You gotta.
02:43:32.000 You said you don't have to jump along.
02:43:33.000 You gotta jump along.
02:43:34.000 Do you want a watch?
02:43:35.000 Look at the watch.
02:43:36.000 No, this is fucking retarded.
02:43:38.000 I think it's stupid.
02:43:40.000 I think if it catches on like the iPhone did, everyone has it.
02:43:43.000 It's going to make so much more sense because being able to just go to your wrist, be like, give me directions, talk to your wrist.
02:43:51.000 There's also this interesting technology in it.
02:43:55.000 If you have a phone on, Joe, or if you have a wrist on and you're my contacts...
02:43:59.000 I can send you private messages just to your...
02:44:02.000 Like, hey, check out the chick going through the door right now.
02:44:04.000 Or send you a quick drawing of something.
02:44:08.000 Only you would have to use it for creeping on people.
02:44:10.000 It won't be suspicious at all as you're staring at your watch and your lips are moving.
02:44:15.000 I like that it works with a winder thing.
02:44:19.000 It doesn't have a touch screen.
02:44:21.000 The winder thing is how they use it.
02:44:23.000 That little thing is a handle...
02:44:24.000 Yeah, the knob on the side is...
02:44:27.000 It's going to be interesting, though, because it seems like that could cause also problems if you hit it and it sends a phone call.
02:44:35.000 Takes pictures and starts fucking looking for directions to the moon.
02:44:39.000 Directions on your wrist that are tiny, it just doesn't seem convenient to me.
02:44:44.000 That seems goofy, but I like the heart rate monitor thing.
02:44:48.000 Ooh, it's got different bands, too?
02:44:50.000 It's got three different models.
02:44:51.000 There's actually a gold one, which is rumored to be maybe even over thousands of dollars.
02:44:57.000 Oh, yeah.
02:44:58.000 And they have a sport edition, which is like a rubber, like more...
02:45:04.000 Show me the diamond-encrusted one for rappers.
02:45:07.000 Is there a diamond-encrusted one for rappers?
02:45:09.000 No.
02:45:10.000 Not yet.
02:45:10.000 I'm going to get into that business tomorrow.
02:45:12.000 Call my accountant.
02:45:14.000 Put all the money in diamonds and watches.
02:45:16.000 Yeah, I don't know, man.
02:45:17.000 I just think it's just kind of pointless.
02:45:21.000 I love how they use an English guy to sell it.
02:45:23.000 You know why?
02:45:24.000 Because you can't use a guy from New York.
02:45:25.000 Check out this gold edition.
02:45:32.000 They developed to be up to twice as hard as standard gold.
02:45:35.000 You can't have that.
02:45:36.000 Nobody would trust them.
02:45:37.000 You have to have some guy from another land.
02:45:39.000 Well, maybe they're different in this other land called England.
02:45:41.000 I want to hear one of them sell this product.
02:45:44.000 It sounds much more respectable.
02:45:46.000 I see that knob breaking a lot.
02:45:48.000 That's the next broken iPhone.
02:45:50.000 You think so?
02:45:51.000 This broken knob here.
02:45:51.000 Stop working?
02:45:52.000 Yeah.
02:45:53.000 Could be.
02:45:53.000 I mean, the one thing about Apple is they're pretty good about testing shit pretty rigorously before they release it.
02:46:01.000 I guess the biggest problem is...
02:46:03.000 Seven.
02:46:03.000 But the biggest problem is that the battery they're not happy with.
02:46:06.000 Because right now, supposedly, it's rumored the battery lasts about a day.
02:46:10.000 And they want it, you know, days.
02:46:13.000 Right.
02:46:13.000 And when they say a day, does that mean a day with you using it?
02:46:17.000 Right.
02:46:17.000 Or a day with a regular, normal person who has a job using it?
02:46:20.000 Yeah, no.
02:46:20.000 And they say a day on the iPhones, too.
02:46:22.000 And it's nowhere fucking near it.
02:46:25.000 I'm going to make...
02:46:26.000 The best point that anybody has made about this right now on this show.
02:46:33.000 Here's why that's a dumb idea.
02:46:35.000 The new iPhone has a significantly bigger screen for a fucking reason.
02:46:41.000 This is a completely tiny, completely inconvenient screen.
02:46:47.000 Who the fuck wants that?
02:46:48.000 Everybody wants a device that's easier to use.
02:46:52.000 This is like when they did the iPod Nano and they tried to put it all on the screen and it was too fucking small.
02:46:58.000 I'll tell you why.
02:46:59.000 This is as easy as it is.
02:47:01.000 You have your phone in your pocket.
02:47:03.000 You're talking to somebody.
02:47:04.000 You have a little vibrate on your hand.
02:47:06.000 You look down.
02:47:07.000 Joe's calling me.
02:47:08.000 Is it vibrating in your pocket?
02:47:10.000 No, no.
02:47:10.000 Or is it vibrating in your hand, too?
02:47:12.000 You could turn it on both if you want.
02:47:14.000 What if a girl's giving you a handjob and you feel your dick vibrate and she starts looking at her wrist and she wants to stop?
02:47:19.000 That would be annoying.
02:47:20.000 Somebody else is texting her, cock-blocking you.
02:47:22.000 I mean, this is what I'm talking about.
02:47:23.000 Nobody thinks ahead.
02:47:25.000 I'm thinking ahead.
02:47:26.000 We got a ton.
02:47:28.000 Yeah, we got five minutes.
02:47:29.000 Oh, okay.
02:47:31.000 Joe DeRosa.
02:47:31.000 This was fun.
02:47:32.000 What was this, about six, seven hours?
02:47:34.000 Three hours.
02:47:34.000 We did three hours.
02:47:35.000 Was it a full three?
02:47:36.000 Yeah.
02:47:36.000 I had a great time.
02:47:38.000 It was fun, man.
02:47:38.000 I felt like it was all different types of things were happening today.
02:47:43.000 Yeah, I hope we alleviated any anxiety that might have come up.
02:47:46.000 Oh, that's me, dude.
02:47:47.000 That's all me.
02:47:48.000 That's not you.
02:47:49.000 I hope it didn't escalate it.
02:47:52.000 Every social interaction for me is Vietnam.
02:47:55.000 I'm taking this home with me.
02:47:57.000 This is going to be an all-night thing.
02:47:59.000 Don't worry about it.
02:48:00.000 Do a set tonight.
02:48:02.000 Are you working while you're in town?
02:48:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:48:07.000 Everybody's being very nice to me.
02:48:08.000 Okay, cool.
02:48:09.000 You know, the Death Squad guys have welcomed me with open arms, which I'm very appreciative for.
02:48:15.000 Thank you, guys.
02:48:16.000 Where can people find you this weekend?
02:48:17.000 Are you in town?
02:48:18.000 Are you working?
02:48:19.000 Tomorrow?
02:48:20.000 I don't even know.
02:48:21.000 I'm just doing spots around town this weekend, but if I'm going to plug something, I really would like to plug my new album, Mistakes Were Made, The B-Sides.
02:48:29.000 On iTunes and Amazon, $10.
02:48:31.000 When's that available?
02:48:32.000 It's available now.
02:48:33.000 Okay, beautiful.
02:48:33.000 Double-length album of rarities from the last seven years.
02:48:36.000 Oh, nice.
02:48:36.000 And then my podcast, which you can get on my website or on iTunes.
02:48:39.000 It's called Down with Joe DeRosa.
02:48:42.000 I'd love to have more people come and listen.
02:48:45.000 I talk about one topic for an hour, usually by myself.
02:48:49.000 Excellent.
02:48:50.000 And all that stuff, I'll retweet that right now.
02:48:52.000 I'm retweeting it right now.
02:48:54.000 Thanks, brother.
02:48:54.000 And the site is Joe DeRosa Comedy?
02:48:59.000 JoeDeRosaComedy.com.
02:49:00.000 You can find all this stuff there.
02:49:02.000 That's also his Twitter, JoeDeRosaComedy.
02:49:04.000 And thanks, brother.
02:49:06.000 That was fun, man.
02:49:06.000 Thank you very much.
02:49:06.000 Thank you.
02:49:07.000 I had a blast.
02:49:07.000 Thank you so much.
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02:50:09.000 Alright, I'll be back tomorrow with Tim Burnett from Solo Hunters.
02:50:12.000 And that's it.
02:50:13.000 Much love.
02:50:13.000 Big kiss.
02:50:14.000 See you soon.
02:50:15.000 Ice House is sold out this weekend, so you snoozed.
02:50:18.000 There's a Thunder Pussy you can go to.
02:50:19.000 Oh, Thunder Pussy's there as well.
02:50:21.000 Friday night.
02:50:22.000 See ya.
02:50:22.000 Big kiss.