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00:01:47.000But then, you know, the private kind of security experts still think it's not North Korea.
00:01:54.000I would almost always go with private security experts over the FBI. Almost always.
00:01:59.000I kind of feel like most people now would also, which is kind of sad, you know, sad for the FBI. But I think most people are questioning it.
00:02:09.000Would you be willing to go over there ever?
00:02:52.000I think it's possible, but in our lifetimes, I think.
00:02:56.000But, yeah, that's the only way I'd go.
00:02:59.000Well, we were talking about this before the podcast started that they exchange flash drives back and forth to each other.
00:03:06.000Yeah, like a huge part of the underground economy there is basically these flash drives with South Korean TV shows, movies, American movies, you know, just...
00:03:22.000Glimpses into the outside world that they're not supposed to see.
00:04:15.000I just wonder what it would take for something like that to be toppled.
00:04:19.000And we were also talking before the podcast started about his uncle, that his uncle apparently was planning some sort of a coup, so he killed his uncle, killed his uncle's sons.
00:04:28.000I mean, well, one thing that happened when our movie was about to come out, there was some expert on North Korea who said that it's important that Yeah.
00:04:54.000Getting something to happen over there.
00:05:35.000All of this stuff, you know, our movie, but not just that, even just glimpses into the outside world, it just chips away at that, you know, and he becomes who he is, you know, to these people and to other people and, you know, in the government and that does not help their cause,
00:05:52.000you know, or the government or Kim Jong-un's cause, you know.
00:08:41.000There were enough people like you, friends, family, people who were genuinely scared for my life that it got me thinking, like, should I be scared for my life?
00:08:51.000Well, you had Secret Service at the crib.
00:12:36.000And I went to take the meeting with Melvin and they were like, you should be here politicking with these Ted people, sucking this Scientology dick.
00:12:44.000Wait, did they say, did they have I was like, no, no, no Scientology deals.
00:12:50.000Did they have a specific thing planned for you?
00:13:27.000Yeah, it was cool because after me and Sarah Silverman kind of shit on it, there's been lots of people that come out being like, yo, they fucked with my speech.
00:13:44.000The last few years, I've started to realize everywhere you go, besides pretty much Vice, I guess, is they try to put their dick in your ear.
00:14:09.000We were like adults, and they had us rooming, and I was rooming with this other guy who was super nervous about his speech, and I was just like, this is bugged.
00:15:39.000The middleman, I feel like, in a lot of the situations, talking to the producers, talking to the other actors, talking to Eddie, and trying to navigate everything and hearing out their issues and their problems.
00:15:54.000I think with any TV show, there are always politics and issues.
00:15:59.000But when you have one that's specifically based on a memoir of a real-life person, There's a lot of bumps in the road and a lot of things to work out.
00:16:43.000They were telling me, you gotta lose weight, you gotta do this, you gotta dress different, you can't have a fat Asian on TV. I mean, her stories about her are pretty fucking crazy.
00:20:23.000But the other kids, like, they were all polished actors, you know, with clean line reads, you know, like, and emoting right at the right, you know, right at the right word.
00:20:36.000When a show comes around that's very specifically Asian and it's hiring all these Asian people, there's a tremendous amount of attention from the Asian community.
00:22:26.000And that's part of the reason that got me to that thought was because after the show got picked up, it was already all over the internet, like amongst Asian people, like super excited for it, you know?
00:23:12.000I just don't feel like this is the right way for me.
00:23:14.000I think the thing was, Randall is so earnest, and the reason I've really bonded with Randall through the whole thing is there's a lot of people that will lie to you in Hollywood.
00:23:23.000There's a lot of fake motherfuckers out here.
00:24:13.000He didn't mean it bad because my friend had been asking him about it and he always wanted to see it, so my dad one day just came out with it and was like, bong bong.
00:24:22.000We don't see much of that in the character of the show, but with that being said, my issues were just like, I don't want him to be always the funny one or always the inept kind of classic sitcom dad.
00:24:39.000I want him to kind of I want him to do well.
00:25:44.000It's like, you got an accent, and we've just seen throughout history, Hollywood history, it's like, if there's an accent, this character's one-dimensional.
00:25:52.000You know, David Cho had this fucking great post.
00:25:54.000There was one point in time we pulled his DVD ASA podcast off the air, and he put this great quote on his website about Jackie Chan.
00:26:01.000He goes, how come Jackie Chan never got to fuck or finger bang?
00:27:33.000My thing is everybody deals with their identity in their own way.
00:27:36.000And it's like if you're not loving someone for the right reasons, it may rear its head in three months, six months, six years, but eventually you're going to deal with it.
00:27:45.000And it's just not my job to be judge and jury with shorties and white dudes.
00:28:49.000Caribbean, West Indian, you'll get it.
00:28:52.000Right now, there's a lot of chicks with fake butts out there.
00:28:55.000If you look at Instagram, sometimes there's a lot of these girls that, you know, they never showed the backside, then all of a sudden, like, six weeks, there's a gap in photos, and then bang!
00:31:20.000We didn't like that only because we didn't start airing while we were in production.
00:31:25.000I feel like those things happen when it starts airing and then the feedback comes and maybe the ratings are like, It's a gift and a curse that you're mid-season.
00:31:42.000When you're mid-season, they buy all the episodes and they're gonna all air.
00:33:22.000I think it's because everyone, this was the biggest thing anyone, well, not you had a lot of other hits, but like Constance, Hudson, The Kids, you know, it's Melvin, the producer's first thing that's his own.
00:37:48.000Alright, I'm gonna have to call Hudson tonight and be like, yo, remember that technique I told you about kind of brushing up against the boots?
00:39:49.000I think that's the thing though that doesn't work because like I'm all about women's rights and ideologies and all those things is I just went and did a whole piece in Japan about why the birth rate is declining there and I was like championing the fact that we've asked women to go into the workplace but then not redistribute the duties of home and child-rearing and child-bearing and it's just like We have to redistribute the duties that are traditionally left for women because they're working now.
00:40:17.000But then when you just have rules of like, don't do this and don't do that, you're not really understanding the relationship of like men, women, and society.
00:40:24.000You're just setting weird ass rules that make everybody upset and uncomfortable.
00:40:28.000Well, it's also like who's setting those rules.
00:40:33.000Like they're saying that men and women when they're having sex, this is a hilarious blog that I like to read occasionally.
00:40:38.000And they were trying to say that if men and women, if they're both, if they're drinking, if you're drinking and you have sex with someone, it's rape.
00:40:45.000Including if a woman is sober and the man is drunk.
00:40:48.000If the woman has sex with a drunk man, she's raping him.
00:41:19.000They want to be drunk so that they can deal with the fact they're gonna let some dude fuck them.
00:41:23.000A lot of dudes are annoying as shit, and women get horny, and they're like, God, I don't want someone to fuck me, but I don't want this idiot to throw a few shots back.
00:41:33.000I can understand it if it's like in fraternities and sororities because the rampant rape on college campuses is insane right now because at that age just nobody knows what the fuck they're doing.
00:43:03.000So, point being, don't tell this 12-year-old kid the wrong shit because as the climate becomes more and more hostile towards men, it's going to get crazier and crazier.
00:43:30.000Well, the things that you used to get away with when you, you know, like natural boy-girl type shit, it's like, you know, people take offense to that stuff now.
00:43:38.000Yeah, like the Annie Hall thing when he just, he goes to grab her.
00:44:05.000Have you ever seen those photos of Woody Allen with the girl on his lap when she was a little girl when he was the dad and then the two of them together?
00:44:18.000Well, she was sitting on his lap when she was a little girl at a basketball game and then many years later she's sitting next to him holding his hand as his wife.
00:45:40.000It's a fascinating video, Woody Allen explaining his writing process.
00:45:43.000He's got a video, he's got a typewriter, and then when he does changes, when he does any sort of a change to one of his scripts, he cuts a piece of paper out and fucking tapes it down over the other place.
00:45:55.000I mean, him and Wes Anderson are definitely my favorite directors.
00:51:22.000It's an HBO documentary where they sat down with this guy who was a notorious hitman, killed a bunch of people, and they sat down with him and talked to him about how it started, who was the first person he killed, what was his methods, and you hear the guy talk, and you hear his mentality, and you understand where he was coming from,
00:51:40.000You just have a glimpse into the eyes of a monster and you kind of understand how it went down.
00:51:46.000Because we don't often get a chance to hear interviews from serial killers or hitmen or whatever.
00:51:52.000But to have Cosby sit down, if he ever did come clean, like maybe if they ever did arrest him and he came clean and he started talking about what he did or why he did it or he couldn't help himself or what was the impulse.
00:52:06.000I mean, I can't imagine, because I don't think like that, but it's just like, maybe, I don't know, maybe some people think they're entitled to shit.
00:52:15.000That's my guess, is that either you have an impulse you can't control, but then it's like, how can you have so much control in the rest of your life?
00:52:23.000Then I start to think, like, you have self-control, so it can't be an impulse thing.
00:52:26.000It has to be that you feel you've justified this in your mind, and you feel entitled to this.
00:52:31.000Well, he has always been a guy that's been known as being very arrogant and a guy who is...
00:52:37.000My manager met him and he had a very, very poor opinion of him.
00:52:41.000He said in meeting him he treats everybody like he's a king and like you're supposed to have a certain behavior towards him.
00:52:48.000He shit on a lot of younger black comics too.
00:52:54.000Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, that famous bit that Eddie Murphy did in Eddie Murphy Raw where he talked about he had to call up Richard Pryor because Bill Cosby saw his stand-up and called him up and chastised him.
00:53:06.000You know, and he called up Richard Pryor to ask him for advice, and Bill Cosby goes, Do the people laugh?
00:54:21.000Even though you knew he was calculated in his delivery, it was just so comfortable.
00:54:27.000And it's hard to put it in perspective because back then, if you listen to like some Cosby or some Richard Pryor from like 1981 or something like that, it's hard to put your brain back in 1981 because it was just a different time.
00:57:54.000Like if you're from Georgia, and then you move to New Jersey, and then you start talking like you're from New Jersey, and then you go back to Georgia, they're gonna go, what the fuck, man?
00:58:02.000But you know, even if you spend a week in Atlanta, because in Atlanta you're just tossed.
00:58:06.000You just scissor up and alcohol all weekend, and you get so faded that I end up saying things a little weird even after a week in Atlanta.
00:58:16.000You get that fucked up when you go to Atlanta?
00:58:45.000My boy Aaron had a t-shirt, did the logo, Blackout Boys, and then they had a crew, they got a podcast, but he passed like a week ago, known scissor, Xanax dude, and so...
00:58:56.000But they haven't, yeah, they haven't said why, right?
01:00:45.000I mean, I did it growing up, like not all the time, maybe like once or twice a year or something like that, but I never saw it as that serious.
01:00:54.000But now you start to see people pass it.
01:01:03.000Also, people in Philly, like in Harlem, they'll do pancakes and syrup, which is you drop the Xanax into the codeine, and then that's just goodnight.
01:01:16.000We were in Boston two weeks ago, and there was this dude that was fucked up, and he was standing in front of the W Hotel, and Just standing there, his pants were like half falling down, and he just kept leaning forward like he was gonna face plant.
01:03:03.000Yeah, sometimes that's not protecting you.
01:03:06.000But I always feel like the plant is trying to let me know all the real shit that I'm dealing with and all the dangers of all the shit that I'm dealing with.
01:03:14.000That's like where paranoia comes from.
01:04:37.000That's why you can have one of those little 75-milligram THC candies.
01:04:42.000You can have a 15-milligram THC. If you're Joey Diaz, you go with the 75. But those 15-milligram THC candies, they just give you a nice feeling, man.
01:07:19.000Because if you drink it, you need to call a cab.
01:07:21.000It was like five drinks in one drink, like five drinks worth of alcohol in one of these fucking things, and you would drink it, and you didn't know what you were drinking, because it was so sweet.
01:09:15.000You know, one of them was just social pressure or social responsibility and the other one being like a real legitimate threat where Sony's hiring armed guards.
01:10:33.000The thing about Christians is, man, you can piss them off and they'll fucking get angry and you get a few death threats, but it's not like someone drawing Muhammad, like this Charlie Hebdo thing.
01:10:44.000That's the most fucked up of all the religions to pick on.
01:10:49.000You pick on the Muslims and they do dark shit.
01:10:51.000You start to see a pattern though, right?
01:11:04.000They feel entitled like I have to be able to make fun of everybody.
01:11:07.000And sometimes it's just, is it worth it?
01:11:10.000Well, they think that you've got to change the culture.
01:11:13.000I think a lot of people think that it's almost a responsibility to take those risks because at the end of the day, anybody that is angry to the point where they want to kill someone for satire is in the wrong.
01:11:30.000And the only way to protect free speech, like Sam Harris felt that everyone should have, like unilaterally across the board, like every magazine, every newspaper should have published all those images.
01:11:40.000That's the only way they could ever protect free speech.
01:11:44.000Well, I'm not a publisher, so I see Sam's point, but I also see the point of people that don't want to publish it because they don't want to risk their lives for something that they feel like is a story they're reporting on.
01:11:55.000They don't feel like it's their responsibility because they didn't create those cartoons, but they feel like this is a story they're reporting on.
01:12:01.000They can report on that story without putting them in danger.
01:12:05.000This is not like the first time someone's been killed for making a drawing about Muhammad.
01:12:10.000I mean, there's Like there were some credible threats against the South Park guys after they did those episodes of South Park where they had Mohammed in like a guy like was in a teddy bear outfit and then they put him inside a truck he was talking from inside a truck and they still were getting like credible threats like people were saying they were gonna kill him.
01:12:31.000I absolutely believe in everybody's freedom of speech to say whatever it is you want to say like you have to have that right but You also have to know there's gonna be repercussions you can't expect.
01:14:43.000But what was surprising to me was like super progressive people who were criticizing the magazine, saying that this is in response for racist cartoons.
01:14:54.000And they were almost justifying it in a way.
01:14:56.000They were saying they weren't justifying it, but by focusing on what they felt was racist cartoons instead of like, so what?
01:15:04.000You know, the assassins stormed a magazine and shot people.
01:15:44.000These are just people on their own doing wild, crazy, abhorrent behavior.
01:15:50.000My thing is, as the rational people in this situation, as the rational people in a relationship to these radical movements, it's just, why incite it?
01:16:33.000If you were in that land and your family got killed by some fucking robot shooting missiles out of the sky and they killed the wrong people, which happens way more often than not.
01:17:38.000The world today, the climate of the world today, it's so disturbing.
01:17:42.000It's so disturbing that we would think it's okay to engage in a practice where the great majority of the people that get killed by that practice are innocent, which is what drones are.
01:18:15.000I think it's about doing the right thing and saying, these people feel oppressed.
01:18:18.000We've killed, you know, who knows why they're joining ISIS, who knows why they're joining Al-Qaeda, but we need to go the extra mile and figure out why they're mad, address these things, and not just, like, sit on our high horse.
01:18:35.000And they probably have some reason for it, and whether it's rational or not, let's diffuse it instead of inciting it.
01:18:42.000Like, that's my opinion, is that we're not wrong, but, like, let's solve the problem.
01:18:46.000And the other problem is, once you have someone whose child, who's the child of someone who was killed by drones, or your children were killed by drones, and you become, you know, this sort of a radical fundamentalist You can't turn that around.
01:19:17.000This is going to take hundreds of years.
01:19:20.000Imagine even if you weren't killed by drones or you're just a kid in Iraq or Afghanistan and you've seen your entire neighborhood blown up and you're born into this life.
01:19:41.000We're really kicking people who have nothing.
01:19:44.000And when you poke people who have nothing, It's not reasonable, but bad things are going to happen.
01:19:51.000And that's what fuels the sort of crazy conspiracy theories about the military-industrial complex being this sort of perpetual war machine.
01:20:20.000That's almost ensuring there's going to be some sort of a fucking military conflict over there for a long time.
01:20:27.000And the people that are alive today that are involved in selling arms in the military industrial complex, they're going to profit off of that action for a long time.
01:20:36.000And what do we have against these people?
01:22:33.000And global warming, he said, is far preferable to global cooling.
01:22:39.000He's like, everybody that's worried about global warming, all the great periods in history as far as advancement, as far as innovation, civilization, they all have followed global warming.
01:22:51.000Global cooling, on the other hand, these were all natural cycles.
01:22:55.000Before we started inventing machines and carbon emissions and all that shit.
01:22:58.000But the global cooling, he said, ice ages is terrible.
01:23:02.000Yeah, I mean, we could debate this forever, but the thing is that this is an artificial warming.
01:24:43.000They tie this into these ancient structures that are totally unexplained.
01:24:48.000There's some ancient structures from pre-10,000 years ago.
01:24:52.000They didn't even know people could build these kind of things back then.
01:24:55.000They thought that 10,000 years ago people were hunters and gatherers.
01:24:59.000So they've tried to explain a lot of these structures, especially because they're made out of stone.
01:25:03.000They've tried to explain them by saying, no, they were built much sooner by modern people, and they just forgot how they built them.
01:25:10.000They were built like 2,000 years ago or something like that.
01:25:12.000But since they've discovered some structures that they have verified that are 12,000, 14,000 years old, like there's some stuff in Turkey that they found, this place called Gobekli Tepe, they found for sure 12,000 years old, huge stone columns with 3D reliefs of animals on them and shit,
01:25:32.000Hunters and gatherers at the time they were supposed to be wearing animal skins and throwing pointy sticks at fucking moving creatures, you know?
01:25:38.000So the this guy Randall Carlson points to all these These instances of core samples where they find a stuff called nuclear glass that only exists on nuclear blast test sites and Where asteroids hit it's all over Europe and Asia at around 12,000 years in the core samples and Wow.
01:26:01.000There's also all these other geologists that have found these micro-diamonds that only exist from massive impact craters, massive impacts, just huge, powerful events.
01:26:13.000So they think that somewhere around 12,000 years ago, we were just hit.
01:26:25.000And things come behind the sun and we can't even see them until it's too late.
01:26:28.000Because the sun, the gravity of the sun, bends space and time because it's so immense that you literally can't see them when they're headed your way.
01:26:35.000They're headed your way but we can't view them.
01:26:39.000So there's things that pass near us that we didn't see until it's like, oh Jesus.
01:27:31.000So whether you get hit by an asteroid or global cooling or global warming or...
01:27:36.000But the reality is civilization itself might not exist if we get hit.
01:27:41.000That's why all the other shit we're talking about, people are like, they treat it like life and death, and it's just like, like, come on, man.
01:28:34.000I'm not even a big UFC fan, but just because when it's on at the bar or my friends are watching, it's fucking dope to see you on that shit, man.
01:28:43.000It's crazy how the athletes, the level of athletes, is just fucking through the roof now.
01:28:48.000You're getting these John Jones-type characters, Anthony Johnson-type characters, that you see high-level athletes now that probably would have been playing other professional sports like baseball or basketball or something like that, and now they're fighting in MMA, and you're seeing just, woo!
01:29:16.000There's people that, like, David was on the podcast once, David Cho, and he was talking to me about, you know, he wanted to have an MMA fight.
01:29:28.000You fight someone who lives for it, and you can't do that.
01:29:31.000You fight some dude, and he'll head kick you, and you'll be depressed for the rest of your life.
01:29:35.000Yeah, Cho's so fucking talented, and he really can do 99% of everything he wants to do, but UFC is in that 1%, and it's like, Cho, no matter how talented you are, you will get fucked up.
01:29:45.000Well, I mean, if he dedicated his whole life to it, I mean, from the time he was, like, 15 on...
01:30:59.000I was online today and I was following this abortion debate between these two people and it was the most bizarre thing ever where someone was talking about at what age does the fetus become a person.
01:31:16.000And the argument, like, watching both sides go back and forth.
01:31:20.000And it wasn't even, this wasn't even, like, a right-wing versus left-wing side.
01:31:25.000It was, like, someone who was, like, an objective rationalist, who was debating someone who was a hardcore left-winger, who was also, like, one of these, like, super white knights defending women, you know?
01:31:35.000And one of the arguments was, it was so hilarious, that it's a woman's right to choose.
01:31:40.000I have no business saying what a woman should or shouldn't do with her body, which is...
01:31:45.000Universally, I agree with that as well.
01:31:48.000But what they were saying was, this is where it got really crazy.
01:31:52.000No person has the right to exist in another person's body without permission.
01:32:00.000So what they were saying, the argument was that a baby doesn't have the right to use a woman's body without her permission.
01:32:51.000You have to have some flexibility to your perception because this is a strange and very unusual situation where you can terminate a life.
01:33:00.000I mean, I think you can terminate a life.
01:33:03.000I mean, the image that they were showing was a three-day-old embryo and the head of a pin started this conversation, which just looks like a few cells.
01:33:12.000But when it's a fucking baby with an umbilical cord and a heartbeat and eyes and its fingers are moving, like, whoa.
01:33:44.000I'm super pro-choice, though, and I just, as a man, I feel like women need to decide what they want to do with their bodies.
01:33:51.000And, you know, we run so much in this world that, for me, I just don't want to legislate women's bodies, like, from my perspective.
01:33:58.000Even though it sucked to be in a personal situation, if I had a girl and we were having a kid, Eight months in, she doesn't like me anymore, doesn't want to have a kid and wants to...
01:34:32.000It's also a question, too, like, where, like, does the government have an ability to legislate?
01:34:37.000Imagine if you were dating someone and you guys were having a kid and she was eight months pregnant and just on a whim decided, you know what, I feel like I don't want this baby to be a tenant in my stomach anymore.
01:34:47.000Yeah, this baby does not, there's a person who does not have permission to use my body.
01:35:12.000Well, the person he was debating with started insulting him, the super left-wing white knight person, started insulting him and calling him an idiot, which is always when you know that they're falling apart in the debate, because he was saying, okay, well, you were saying before that it's not a person, and now you're saying no person has the right to use someone's body without their permission.
01:35:50.000Whether you're a pro-choice or whether you're pro-life, that issue is a very bizarre issue.
01:35:56.000Yeah, I mean, I'm all about women's rights and the rights over their body.
01:35:59.000That one, that one, I don't have the answer.
01:36:02.000Nor do I want to be part of the decision making, to be honest.
01:36:05.000Like, I just don't feel like I got the fucking facts for that one, kid.
01:36:08.000I don't think anybody has the facts for that one.
01:36:10.000That's one of those things about life itself.
01:36:11.000If someone wants to abort a baby at eight months for no real good reason, besides just maybe not wanting to pump it out, like that's, dude, that's, that's, wow.
01:36:19.000But there's a lot of people that are willing to jump up and defend women and jump into this position of being the sort of...
01:37:44.000He said that he asked her to touch it, she started jerking him off, and then he grabbed her head, and he asked her to suck it, and she didn't want to, and then he grabbed her head, and then started mouthfucking her.
01:39:07.000If it's discussed beforehand and she signs the papers with my lawyer so that for the next six months I can, you know, do this and that's what you want, sure.
01:39:15.000Have you ever seen that Louis C.K. joke about that?
01:41:36.000Because I was about to chalk it up to, like, we live in a patriarchal society and we treat them like shit and that must be why they want this.
01:41:44.000Yeah, there's people that encompass every single spot on the spectrum.
01:41:50.000Look, there's men who wish there were women, there's women who wish there were men, there's men who like to beat women, there's women who like to beat men, there's men who like to get beat up by women.
01:42:00.000I think the end of the story is basically just like, sexually, people are fucked.
01:42:25.000They think there's one way to mitigate that is to make sure that people communicate because sometimes things are just happening and women feel awful about it afterwards, but they didn't know how to stop it when it was going on.
01:42:35.000So the idea being that a guy has to say every step of the way, can I take your clothes off?
01:44:24.000She looked at me, I looked at her, and she raised her eyebrows, and she went like that, like this, come here.
01:44:29.000And the guy walked towards her, she put her hand out, he grabbed her hand, he took her into the woman's bathroom and fucked her in a stall.
01:45:03.000Not only that, he goes, it was instigated by a girl, like giving me the come here face, you know, and grabbing my hand.
01:45:09.000And next thing you know, we're in a bathroom and we're having sex.
01:45:13.000You know, like, that kind of shit does happen with people.
01:45:16.000No, I mean, pretty much every girl, I mean, the thing you try to block it out when you're in a relationship, but pretty much every girl you know is given a bathroom blowjob.
01:46:40.000And I almost think we have to be weird in order for this super organism to exist the way it exists and function the way it functions and in order for innovation and culture and society to exist.
01:46:51.000It almost seems like everybody has to play this very weird, unique role.
01:46:55.000And some people are pretty obvious and pretty straightforward and cookie cutter and you're like, oh, I've seen one of these before.
01:47:01.000And then other people, you meet them and you're like, whoa, this bitch is crazy.
01:47:04.000I want people to be as weird as they possibly can as long as it doesn't infringe on my ability to be weird myself.
01:47:18.000Yeah, the weird thing is when someone tries to prevent you from being who you are because whatever you enjoy offends them, even if it doesn't hurt anybody.
01:47:26.000Yeah, or if your desires require somebody else to be victimized, then that's too weird, buddy.
01:47:33.000But as long as no one's being hurt and everyone is...
01:47:37.000Agreeable upon the act like it's like gay marriage or gay sex at all like anybody's got an issue with people that are fucking each other Like what do you care like what what is it about you?
01:47:48.000Whether it's religion or whether it's a you know social issues What is it about you that gives a fuck what someone does if two chicks want to live with each other and put on rubber strap-ons and plow each other all day Why does that freak you out enjoy?
01:50:22.000And then my grandparents, they didn't physically fight, but they would fucking scream at each other so hardcore that I would never want to be in a relationship.
01:51:19.000My dad smacked the shit on my mother in front of the kitchen, and my little sister ran and hid, and I hid, and we were both freaked out, but my sister just shut it out.
01:52:03.000And I wish that there was one parent that I could just be like, they're the good one and the other one's bad, right?
01:52:08.000My mom would, like, throw hot water at my pops.
01:52:11.000And I'd be like, what the fuck is going on?
01:52:14.000And then, you know, he would do his thing, he might smack her or whatever, and then she'd try to punch him, and then he'd hit her, and I was just like, this is WWF in the crib.
01:52:23.000I got a friend who still fights with his wife, and his wife threw a fucking screwdriver at him and stuck him in the arm, like it stuck out of his arm, and he fucked her that night.
01:52:34.000And he goes, one time, man, one time, this is hilarious, they were watching a movie together, and she fell asleep at the movie, so he took his pants down, and they were watching 300, he took his pants down and put his asshole like an inch away from her head,
01:52:49.000and he goes, and he yelled something, she woke up and he farted right in her face.
01:52:55.000That's a new movie, that's the cornholio.
01:53:41.000Yeah, and avoid people that you can have disputes with.
01:53:44.000Maybe it's not them, maybe it's how you get along with them that makes them the way they are, but whatever the fuck it is, just take the path of least resistance.
01:53:53.000Yeah, it's because the asteroids are fucking coming.