This week, Big J talks about the protests in Baltimore, the recent shooting of a black man by a white cop, and the new movie "Jizz in soup" and much, much more. Also, we talk about the latest in the Foxcatcher scandal and how they should have handled it better. Also, Bigj talks about how much he's sick of the way things are being made in Hollywood and how much money they should be making from it and why they should stop making it. And, of course, we get into the latest and greatest in pop culture and pop culture in general, including the latest movie and TV show about the death of Tupac Shakur. We also talk about why it's not okay to call someone who died by a cop a "jizz" and why that's a bad thing. Just pay the 2.95 postage and you're good to go. Enjoy! Bigj is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and podcaster from Los Angeles, California. He's been around for a long time and is a big part of the LA comedy scene. He's also a friend of mine and I think he's one of the funniest people I've ever met. If you like what he's doing, you're going to like him. Big J is a good dude. I hope you enjoy this episode, brotha. Cheers, bruh. -J.J. & Bigj -BJ is a regular on the pod cast, and he's a good friend of the podcast, too. . and we're a fan of the podcast, so you should listen to this episode of his music too. Big J's music is really good. and it's a lot of good vibes. Jizz is a great guy too. Jizz, too, so listen to the whole episode of this episode. XOXO -Jizz is great, so don't forget to leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll send him a review of the song "I'm going to send you a review and review it on Apple Music too. Thank you for listening to it so you can help us send us your thoughts on the episode of Jizz's new song "The Big Jizz" by Jizz on the Bigjizz's song "What the F#ck That's Good, Jizz in Soup"
00:02:18.000We're not going to worry about money again.
00:02:19.000And all these things that are not true.
00:02:21.000In that Fruitvale Station movie, which is about the Oakland guy, they literally made that day, the guy he sold drugs for came and gave him drugs, and he was like, nah, I don't want to do this shit no more.
00:04:12.000John DuPont, who's a crazy, murderous cocaine fiend, who shot this wrestler, Dave Schultz, who's a famous wrestler.
00:04:19.000Well, the movie's about his brother, Mark Schultz, who's still alive, and they just add a bunch of shit to it, make a bunch of shit up, change the timeline around, change the success story of his life.
00:04:30.000Also throw some gay undertone for no reason.
00:04:34.000Gay and coke, doing coke with a gay guy.
00:05:28.000Dude, they changed shit that they didn't have to change, like historical shit, like the fact that he was already a world champion, one of the best wrestlers on earth.
00:05:36.000They made him out to be like a guy who was failing and falling apart.
00:05:38.000They also had him fight in the UFC. He did fight once in the UFC, but against a white guy in the real UFC fought against a black guy named Big Gary Goodrich.
00:05:49.000If you're a martial arts historian, that match is a historic match.
00:05:54.000Because he was an Olympic gold medalist who came and just took down one of the best MMA fighters at the time at will and showed the difference between world-class wrestling and this fucking bullshit that these guys were doing in the gym.
00:06:04.000They were infants in comparison to his wrestling skill.
00:06:09.000They had him watching the UFC in 87. The UFC wasn't even made until 93. So they just fucked with everything just to gay it up and add a little of this and a little...
00:06:20.000Just to get a little fucking hunched over the script.
00:06:32.000When they get those actors, they don't want it to just be in independent film theaters.
00:06:37.000So they gotta Hollywood some horseshit story into it all.
00:06:40.000It's just so, it's so depressing that they do that to a movie that's a real story.
00:06:44.000Because then you have in your head, oh, well he almost got gay with the guy, he did coke, he saw the UFC in 87, you have all these things in your head.
00:06:51.000And then you start reading, and you go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not the case.
00:06:57.000Like, there was, like, he wrote a list on Facebook, Mark Schultz did, of all the inaccuracies of the Foxcatcher movie.
00:08:03.000I remember me and my stepfather ordered the first one ever Wow when it was tournament style you need to go out and fight like three times And we thought it was like the greatest thing of all time But now to watch it go from like, you know, no shoes no geese no gouging not all these things that you know that But you have to that has to happen and then they go.
00:08:20.000Oh, yeah Now you can't just you can't just break a guy's finger because you're losing and Yeah, well, why can't you?
00:08:27.000If you break a guy's arm, how come you can't break a guy's finger?
00:08:30.000I disagree with all the thoughts about small joint manipulation, because the reality is, if someone's trying to manipulate your joint, it usually works in defense.
00:08:41.000Say if you're trying to grab a guy and you're trying to choke him and he starts pulling on your fingers.
00:08:46.000Well, you can just pull your fingers away.
00:08:48.000You know, it's not like it's automatic that he's gonna break your fingers.
00:09:15.000I actually thought, because it never happens, that I thought there was a rule of no choking in the UFC, like a direct on choke, like you're choking someone against the wall.
00:09:55.000You get kicked in the back of the head all the time.
00:09:58.000When you get hit with a head kick, one of the things about a head kick is, you know, the shin's kind of coming around here, and a lot of times, like a high percentage, the foot and the instep are bang, wrapping right around the back of your head, way fucking harder than you can ever punch.
00:10:13.000So the idea that you don't get hit in the back of the head is crazy because there's a totally legal shot that's basically the back of the head.
00:10:20.000Nobody ever gets in trouble for kicking somebody in the back of the head.
00:10:27.000When you're grounded and pounding is usually when guys get in trouble for hitting the back of the head, which is the most ridiculous because that's when guys are moving around.
00:10:45.000And there's a lot of elbows that go to the back of the head because you're up against the cage and in areas where you get in trouble hitting them somehow and ground and pound.
00:10:52.000It seems almost like Elbows to the back of the head and punches to the back of the head are really only recognized clearly when it's ground and pound.
00:10:59.000What was that Diego Sanchez elbowing the top of Clay Guida's head?
00:11:05.000I don't know how those weren't illegal.
00:11:08.000It seems like by the rules that should have been illegal.
00:12:16.000Or it might have been like one of those one of those like really really young old-school Martial arts promotions that never really made it.
00:12:24.000So Hanzo gets this guy down gets his back and just fucking BOOM! BOOM! Just smashes the back of his head because it's totally legal back then and you realize like that takes away all your rear naked chokes all that stuff That's like not even nearly as effective as doing that like if you got a guy's head If you've got him face down and you're smashing the back of his head with elbows while you have the back mount in,
00:12:47.000there's very little he can do to defend that.
00:14:15.000I'm from Philly, so I spent a lifetime with Bernard Hopkins, you know, just watching him and rooting for him of these really long, slow fights.
00:14:24.000They really are like, they just take for us.
00:14:26.000I think Floyd Mayweather is kind of the same thing for me.
00:14:29.000You know, I just watched, again, man, that, you see that Tyson documentary that's on cable all the time, where it's just him sitting and talking in the white shirt?
00:14:36.000When they go to that footage, once in a while I'll even watch that Fox Sports will do the, you know, the all-day, just Tyson's fights.
00:14:44.000But watching that early footage of him training and just how fast he was and what he was doing, how come there hasn't been another Mike Tyson since Mike Tyson?
00:14:52.000There's been arguably six Jordans since Jordan.
00:14:56.000You need a lot of things to come together correctly to make a Mike Tyson.
00:15:10.000I mean, there's still a lot of guys who really like boxing.
00:15:12.000You know, I got in a famous argument years back with this guy Lou DiBella on ESPN where I was telling him that boxing was going to get swallowed up.
00:15:36.000I'm a big fan of glory, and I'm a big fan of Muay Thai.
00:15:39.000Because I think that there's things that you pull off in just straight kickboxing or boxing that you just can't do in MMA. Because guys will clinch you, they'll throw you to the ground.
00:16:07.000I mean, he's only been, like, tagged that I can remember twice, three times at maximum.
00:16:13.000Never been really fucking battered to the point where, like, the fight's gonna be stopped and he's gotta come back, like Gotti Ward or anything like that.
00:17:43.000Like, Dana Cormier, Jon Jones, like, she invested interest in that, because we watched, I made her go back and watch Jon Jones, like, first thing when he came out, he was the hero.
00:17:54.000Just like, I made her watch, you know, that half-hour thing of him, like, you know, I saved the old woman from getting robbed, and all this thing, and his story, and his kind of hard luck story, and growing up, and she was like, wow, I really like this guy.
00:18:12.000I think villains in actual sports, though, not wrestling.
00:18:15.000What's funny about that, even in any kind of sport, actually, even someone who hates wrestling, Don't you think right now is a great time to get chicks into it,
00:22:26.000She's become more feminine, a lot more feminine.
00:22:29.000But there's an honest debate as to how much of what you do to your body when you alter it that severely, how much you change that's permanent.
00:22:38.000They've done these studies on athletes that have taken anabolic steroids, and they've had permanent effects on their strength.
00:23:09.000And, you know, even through his 40s, and, you know, he's in his 50s now, like, the guy can still go out there and bench on just a day, throw up, like, 350 pounds.
00:23:19.000I mean I remember in his 30s like we're doing like 455 and shit and he's not you know he weighs like you know a buck 70, buck 75. Yeah those powerlifter dudes man that's a totally different type of move in your body.
00:23:44.000But the question is, it gets more complicated when it's a woman.
00:23:47.000Because it's not even like she took more of what she already had.
00:23:51.000She actually introduced some stuff that she's not supposed to have.
00:23:54.000I mean, you do have a little bit of testosterone when you're a woman, but nothing like the levels that they take when they get into bodybuilding or powerlifting.
00:24:58.000Me and, uh, years ago, maybe 2005 or something, 2006, me and Patrice did the nasty show in Montreal together, and after the show, there was a bodybuilder chick who was a white girl, way into him, and really, and she was just,
00:25:13.000but she was just saying stuff, like, so sexy to him.
00:25:15.000Patrice was so, I mean, he didn't do anything with her, but I remember her saying, he was like, he was, I might just have to wrestle this big bitch.
00:25:33.000Yeah, I've been with three jiu-jitsu chicks before, and one was definitely bigger than the other ones.
00:25:39.000And she just had one of those big bodies, and I remember her vagina was very clean and no hair, but yet it had that explosion of pussy lip, like brown pussy lip.
00:25:49.000It was like a meaty vagina, and it was weird.
00:26:10.000I mean, those bodies in dresses look great sometimes.
00:26:14.000Not abs like bodybuilder abs, but just like a girl who's toned abs.
00:26:18.000A girl who's strong, but looks like a girl.
00:26:20.000There's a difference between a girl strong and looks like a girl, or a gal like, no offense, the lady in those photographs was most likely on some male hormones.
00:27:23.000Because there's a gal that lives in my friend's neighborhood, and I go to visit them, and she was apparently some Olympian bodybuilder back in the Diz-A, and now she's like in her 50s, and she looks like a monster.
00:32:20.000It's just really well done, and everything's great.
00:32:24.000Yeah, it's all about roses, and I think it's a hit piece.
00:32:26.000You know, I think that's what they're doing.
00:32:27.000They're trying to intimidate people from paying attention to them.
00:32:30.000You know, I just watched this morning, I woke up on Netflix, and I was watching a documentary called Tricked, about how guys pimp girls, how they get girls, like young girls, and pimp them out, and the stuff they say didn't convince them, and the girls giving their account of what You know,
00:32:46.000like, what the guy said to them and how they were like, you know, hey, I got invited to a party, and then there was no one at the party, and he goes, well, let's go have some dinner, and then, like, you know, two hours later, it was like, suck this guy's dick in a car.
00:32:56.000It's the same when you hear these, like, adults who are out of Scientology talking about, and one guy was actually laughing a lot in the documentary, saying, like, I know it sounds so stupid telling it to you, that they were like, you know, if you don't sit in this room for the next three months, you know, you're all going to hell, and your,
00:33:11.000you know, your inner aliens are going to fuck you up or something.
00:33:41.000The percentage is not so much in your favor.
00:33:43.000But the point being, it's like, if you're down and out, and everybody's been down and out, there's certain people that get a different level of down and out than you've ever been, or I, or you.
00:34:45.000No, no, I mean, Skinheads USA, did you ever see that one?
00:34:48.000That's the one where the guy, like, you know, their leader, he's like, and, you know, I leave him alone here, I trust him during the day when I go work at the tire shop.
00:35:01.000They had a Draw Muhammad contest, or a Draw Muhammad art exhibit, so some guys came and started shooting at them, and they killed these two guys that were shooting at this Draw Muhammad exhibit.
00:37:25.000The idea at all that somehow or another it's offensive to draw someone is so fucking ridiculous in 2015 that anybody that defends in any way, shape, or form, even like peripherally, you're way off.
00:37:38.000If you talk to Dave Attell, he'll tell you that the whole world's like more nervous than ever.
00:38:02.000And then Bill Maher had one too, and everybody was upset at it.
00:38:05.000Listen, you know, whatever's wrong with him, whatever's wrong with Bruce Jenner, to say that you can't make fun of that, like, well then everything funny is off base.
00:38:14.000You got a guy who is an Olympic gold medalist who's now become a woman, and he still wants to be a he, so he still wants you to refer to him as Bruce until he decides to change that.
00:38:24.000He's shooting his lips up, he's taking hormones.
00:38:53.000So he went through all this stuff, like, way, way, way younger.
00:38:56.000So, yeah, so, it's not even too, like, this is things that, I mean, people have been making jokes about him without confirmation from him for years, even on that Kardashian show.
00:39:07.000People are actually getting like, like, look at this prophecy when, you know, I don't, just to throw a name out there, it was like, you know, like, Dave Chappelle made a joke three years ago about this.
00:39:15.000Like, yeah, he's looked like a woman for the past...
00:39:45.000Because you're supposed to be open-minded and you're supposed to be supportive and kind to someone who's obviously transitioning through a very rough and difficult thing.
00:40:21.000He was a man most of his life, had children, just decided at one point in time that he wanted to be a woman, and then found out that because he's now a new sex, he can re-enter college sports.
00:40:31.000So he played college basketball as a fucking man back in the day, and now he's playing college basketball as a girl.
00:40:42.000So he's moving around, and there's people that are freaking out about it, and there's people that are saying you shouldn't make fun of it, and you should just let it be.
00:42:04.000I'm not talking about you dressing like a woman or being gay or feeling this thing, but...
00:42:11.000I've made an argument many times, and I've gotten many arguments about this because people just, like, jump the gun on the words, but with gay, I'm, you know, my friend with me is gay here.
00:42:38.000But if you're going to start marring your body to do something where it's like, even when it's done, like, no one's really happy from the stuff I've read and watched at least with like their new pussy.
00:43:23.000It's very rare that you can cure something mental with surgery.
00:43:27.000It's very rare that there's something that doesn't feel right to you, which I guess is a mental thing, or how you view yourself, and you can fix that with surgery.
00:44:07.000I don't know what you're feeling so for me to even comment on it in any way is kind of Kind of ridiculous for me to assume like I know what's going on whether I know you're crazy or whether I know that you were actually really born a woman or whether you know fill in the blank a Variety of reasons to decide you're in the wrong gender.
00:44:24.000You might get bored being a dude You might have a bunch of women around you that you like more than you like men and you wish you were one of them I know a dude who was for the longest time was telling my wife he's gay.
00:47:48.000She just did a porno, and she told me to look at the trailer, and I watched the trailer, and it's odd-looking, but she has a girl's body, but it's...
00:50:09.000Yeah, it looks like there's balls inside the lips.
00:50:12.000But again, if you're trapped on a deserted island and you get mad at this, you're a picky fuck.
00:50:17.000If I was trapped in a hotel lobby in two hours, I'd give it a whirl.
00:50:23.000I mean, we're all, you know, we're living in a weird world where there's going to come a time, I think, if not in our lives, in our grandchildren's lives, for sure, where they're going to be able to change your sex.
00:50:34.000Like, you're going to be able to be...
00:50:35.000Yeah, they're just going to give you some sort of a genetic alteration.
00:50:38.000I don't think that's going to be outside the realm of possibility within the next 150, 200 years.
00:50:43.000They're just so close to fixing so many different things about people, and then once they fix everything...
00:50:50.000I mean, they're never going to fix everything.
00:50:51.000We're always going to have some diseases and colds and flus and shit, but I think they're going to be able to do some pretty incredible shit to your body, and then they're going to get to a point where people start going, you know what?
00:50:59.000There's a clinic in Thailand, and all you have to do is pay them $50,000, and you can become a woman, like a real woman.
00:51:07.000And you can turn back if you don't like it.
00:51:09.000And they'll show clients that every six years they go back, you know, I was a man for five years, but I enjoyed a lot of lovely things that when I was a girl, I'd appreciate more.
00:51:19.000And then, you know, it's balanced my perspective, being a man for 30 years, then a woman for five, then a man again.
00:51:34.000Also, the other thing you're going to have to deal with is, like, you see the perfect gal, you know, you see the perfect gal walking down the street, like, just Big ass and thin waist and big titty.
00:51:52.000But if we saw some gal, and she was outside of ear range, like if she was walking down the street, you know, you would probably be like, dude, look at this.
00:51:57.000And you'd go, oh my God, nature's amazing!
00:52:54.000Like, I'd point out girls who I thought were beautiful and my buddies, like, you know, last night was like, that's an LA 6. And I'm like, I thought she was stunning.
00:53:46.000You know, like Nicki Minaj looks, you know, some people think that's, like, ideal, and some people are like, it's retarded looking, you know, it's ridiculous.
00:54:01.000I just saw her on SNL. I've seen her where her ass looks, you know, big, fat, and like good, and like the porn-esque, I guess, kind of way.
00:54:08.000When I saw it last time, she literally looks like a battle droid.
00:54:51.000Black male culture kind of dictated the fashion and style and stuff for white dudes for a long time, kind of taking over the style of that.
00:55:00.000And now like finally the black women are now kind of setting like the tone for like the body shape.
00:55:06.000I think people were so poor and starving, they forgot that they liked big asses.
00:55:11.000And then it took like a while before they woke up, and they got through the 50s and the 60s and the 70s and the 80s, and then Sir Mix-a-Lock came along, and he had that one song, and everybody was like, yeah, wait a minute.
00:56:37.000Just the mound, the pubic bone, the hump?
00:56:40.000I remember being a teenager, and what bummed me out when girls all started shaving their pussies bald was some girl told me, she goes, I go, let me see your pubes.
00:57:21.000I mean, when a girl wears those bikinis where it just comes right above where their pussy starts, you don't feel like you're seeing anything that weird.
00:59:46.000You could do a way better job of cleaning it if your asshole is shaved.
00:59:50.000But your asshole will grow that hair back like a wild bush, and then in a couple of days, you'll be just squeezing your ass cheeks everywhere you go to keep from just digging in there and just itching.
01:00:02.000Just clawing at your asshole like a wolf trying to bury a caribou.
01:03:36.000Imagine what people smelled like when they hadn't figured out wiping, and then someone finally figured out how to just kind of clean the area off a little bit, and everybody's like, oh, yeah, why would you just be covered with shit all the time?
01:03:47.000When I used to do this poll on, when it had redband.com, I did this poll, and I did who stands up, who sits down, and it was like almost 50-50.
01:04:49.000My podcast, Legion of Skanks, that I do, and one of our buddies said that he had a hemorrhoid, and he showed everyone his asshole, and then Ari said that he was like, to hold his asshole against Lewis's,
01:05:06.000and I mean, Ari's asshole blew everyone up.
01:05:10.000I told him I was worried about how something's wrong.
01:06:48.000At the end of the Jew clam, it's like six months later, and you go, let's take a look back, or let's see what his butthole looks like now, and we're in the Comedy and Magic Club, and then Ari goes, alright, this is weird.
01:06:59.000And he had Skittles attached to his balls?
01:07:01.000No, no, like his balls were really like, they looked like they had egg sacks in them, or like tons of little balls in them.
01:09:24.000And his balls and dick are just hanging out in front of everybody.
01:09:28.000Joey did that, I don't know how many times.
01:09:30.000I got a picture of him carrying a waitress on his shoulder, and his pants are down by his knees, and his balls and his dick is hanging out, and he's in the back parking lot area of the Comedy Store.
01:09:40.000And by the way, this was back when Joey had zero career.
01:09:44.000Joey gave no fucks even when he was starving.
01:09:47.000Okay, Joey Diaz has been Joey Diaz since the jump Like he's always been a madman like before he was killing on the road and making great money He didn't give a fuck even back then was barely getting by trying to hustle get gigs together But he has always been like that's like he's the flag bearer for not giving a fuck on the west coast You say you don't give a fuck,
01:10:09.000but do Joey Diaz not give a fuck that was always the flag bearer He was always the standard Isn't it weird that girls don't just show their pussies more often?
01:10:17.000Like, they don't just be like, yo, check out my pussy!
01:10:21.000But let me tell you, but how far that's come is way different.
01:10:25.000Like, how fast average girls will pull their pussies out is pretty crazy.
01:10:29.000Well, I think there's a lot of competition now, too, with all this Tinder and all these different Match.com and all these different dating sites and shit.
01:10:35.000People are just getting laid left and right.
01:10:37.000Like, you get left out in the cold if you try to hold back.
01:11:19.000He's like, she goes, you know, maybe you should try it, too.
01:11:21.000Like, you know, we should both just, and it's like, that's probably not how it goes.
01:11:25.000Please, it's going to, guns going to come out, shots fired, cops show up, no one wants to go in the house, domestic violence, always a scary thing for police officers.
01:13:42.000Hanging out and going from airport to rental car to hotel, all these cracking jokes.
01:13:47.000There's very few people that can relate to that kind of debauchery.
01:13:50.000Most people are so tied down to some crazy 9-to-5 corporate life, job life, business life, where you've got to fucking pretend to be somebody for eight hours a day.
01:14:22.000Had to really balance both those worlds, and I did, you know, it was not the right thing to do, I guess, in many ways, and it was done poorly, but when I got right to the point in comedy, it was about, like, 23, I've been doing it for, like, three, four years, and I was in a world where now I was, like, going on the road and, like, if I was opening for a tell or Patrice and getting pussy and stuff like that and kind of living that lifestyle,
01:14:41.000like, I also was, you know, married with a baby daughter, you know what I mean?
01:14:44.000Like, my daughter's 12 now, and I'm 36, you know what I mean?
01:14:51.000I did have to do both those worlds, though.
01:14:53.000You know, I was picking up from school every day, and then, you know, two weeks later, you know, I'm in Rhode Island with my buddies, and there's, you know, some fat girls blowing everybody and shit.
01:15:04.000Like, just, like, it was very weird to straddle those worlds, because you're also trying to instill morals and class into somebody while you're just, like...
01:15:14.000I mean, I did just, like, sexual stuff especially, man.
01:15:17.000Like, so much stuff just for, like, girls I wasn't even attracted to.
01:15:20.000I think I'm just like, well, she will blow me, and, you know, I'll have an opener with me, and she'll suck his dick, too, and whatever, you know?
01:15:26.000Like, just insane behavior that most people...
01:15:30.000The average guy, even in the world of, like, you know, sexual looseness that we're in kind of now with that stuff, with all social media, like, not a ton of guys have had, like...
01:15:40.000Threesomes with it's even one of their two buddies fucking a girl or two girls at once let alone like some of the Shit, someone way better looking than me, I've done a lot more stuff.
01:15:52.000Most people are going from college, whatever sex you can get in college, and then, you know, you're working all the time trying to get your degree, then you get a degree, you get a job, you're getting the job, you're working overtime, you're always exhausted.
01:16:03.000Like, where's the time for threesomes?
01:17:43.000We're all, I mean, just do whatever the fuck you want to do.
01:17:46.000The more people will get over that, I think that's one of the things that I really truly have hope for with this new generation of kids.
01:17:53.000All these people, I think, growing up, Excuse me growing up with the internet.
01:17:57.000I think they're just gonna have a totally different acceptance of people being different I just think that we grew up in a weird time man.
01:18:05.000We grew up I mean I'm ten years older than you so I grew up mostly kind of in the early 80s You know I went to school in 81 was my first year of high school So, I think that we just grew up in a time where we were just guessing.
01:18:19.000Nobody kind of knew how many people were out there that were filled with the same amount of angst.
01:18:24.000You kind of guessed by the movies that we all gravitated towards, or you guessed by the songs that we all listened to.
01:18:31.000Fucking coffee with butter in it, dude.
01:24:24.000I mean, you're a lot of different things, and you're a lot of different things from week to week.
01:24:30.000I mean, you're a different person one week, and then the next week, you know, things might be going way better in your life, and you might interact with the exact same person in the exact same moment in a totally different way, which makes you pretty much a different person in a lot of ways.
01:24:52.000People who will victimize other people, grueling other people, want to kill other people, want to do harm to other people, stalk other people, that kind of shit.
01:25:16.000Yeah, he stabbed a bunch of people, and they got him on a security camera.
01:25:19.000This guy was in, like, a retail store, just walked us, some dude, just shanks this guy in the ass, like, five, six times.
01:25:25.000He doesn't even know what's happening.
01:25:27.000It's a black dude doing it to a white guy, too, which makes it extra spooky.
01:25:31.000The idea that you could just zig when you should have zagged, and you run into some guy who has a buck knife, and he's just shoving it in your ass in a department store.
01:26:53.000We all fear those things, and also I don't see myself doing it.
01:26:57.000I know fight or flight, obviously, but hitting someone in the head with a hammer, the thought of what that would just do, the actual physical action of that is mind-blowing.
01:27:07.000I couldn't possibly wrap my brain around Just like how some people are just so smart you could barely understand half the fucking shit they're saying.
01:27:15.000It's like when you talk to particle physicists and they're talking about CERN and these experiments they're doing trying to locate the large, you know, using the Large Hadron Collider to try to locate the Higgs boson particle.
01:27:45.000The guy who got on the tower in Austin, Texas that one day, the school in the university, I think it was back in the 60s or the 70s, he just started shooting people from the tower.
01:28:24.000But he killed a few people on the way.
01:28:25.000So it was just, he would have actually been found not guilty today.
01:28:30.000I heard arguments about saying people say he would not be found not guilty today because that was actually a physical problem that guy had.
01:28:36.000But, you know, can you, am I saying the right word here, behaviorally teach someone to become a psychopath?
01:28:45.000Because, you know, we're in L.A. now too, which, you know, was always home of like the Crips bloods, gang wars.
01:28:50.000I mean, you just take these kids, they're willing to like shoot...
01:29:14.000More violent and more horrific crime so that everyone's afraid of you, and you become this bad motherfucker with a lollipop which just shoots people in the face.
01:29:21.000There's a lot of dudes like that because that's where they get that good feeling.
01:29:24.000They get their good feeling of accomplishment by being the biggest fucking psychopath around.
01:29:28.000That's just a total failure of the environment that person's being developed in.
01:29:32.000But that's also what they have to do in war, man.
01:30:52.000Kid could have grown up seeing that, you know, and then 20 years later made a movie like it.
01:30:56.000I mean, I think, but the idea of guerrilla, you know, at the time, this is another really interesting point, at the time, mountain guerrillas were not even known to be real.
01:31:04.000Like, mountain gorillas really only became known for sure in the early 1900s.
01:31:11.000So, this is a relatively recent animal in a lot of ways.
01:31:15.000Like, gorillas, there's always been talk of gorillas and different types of primates, and they've always known that chimpanzees existed, and orangutans were very confusing to people in the early 1800s.
01:31:26.000But when they were documenting all the different animals, they didn't definitively document the mountain gorilla until the early 1900s.
01:31:33.000So you're looking at something, probably, I guess that's supposed to represent a mountain gorilla or some kind of gorilla.
01:31:38.000You're looking at something that was like a relatively recent idea to people, this picture of a gorilla.
01:31:43.000And it's also, you're looking at something that's only probably 50 years after the invention of photography.
01:34:39.000Like, all the sharks didn't invest in it because, you know, they only have three prototypes of this, and it was just about to go into the manufacturing, so they haven't done the actual test yet.
01:38:00.000They just send you all these different kinds of bagels, and they're just like little bagel balls with cream cheese in the middle of them that you put in your oven.
01:38:29.000I would have laughed at yoga three years ago.
01:38:32.000I'll show you a Hicks and Gracie documentary called Choke, where it shows Hickson doing yoga and you realize like, oh, I think I have a weird idea about yoga because I think of all these chicks doing it.
01:38:47.000See, there's a lot of people that, and I was guilty of this myself for sure, when you work out all sorts of different ways...
01:38:54.000But what you don't work out in is your body's ability to move as one unit and your flexibility and your body's like balance and sovereignty.
01:39:06.000Like where your body, you could do whatever you want to do with your body.
01:39:08.000Like stand on one foot and just stick your leg straight up in the air.
01:39:12.000There's a lot of people that can lift a fuckload of weight.
01:39:15.000There's a lot of people that can run upstairs and do laps on this fucking pool and back and forth and back and forth and they're just animals.
01:39:22.000But Ask them to stand on one leg, grab their foot, and stick their foot straight up in the air, and then balance.
01:40:15.000It's crazy to see, because you think about what you can do with your body, and you think about how much effort it would take to be able to do what this guy's doing right now.
01:40:23.000I'll tell you, Diamond Dallas Page in his 50s, in the video, standing on one leg and holding his leg up in the air, Oh, yeah.
01:40:30.000And the way they pull it out, too, it's when you go up in the middle and you pull it out, and it's really impressive.
01:40:35.000I mean, I can't even get close to what he's doing.
01:40:37.000Well, it's also what he's done is fix a lot of people's bodies.
01:40:40.000I had real annoying lower back problems for about a year and a half, and it's made that much, much better.
01:42:10.000Every time I work out, every time I lift weights, especially if I lift anything heavy, like if I do squats or anything like that, I do it right after I'm done.
01:42:48.000But the reality is that's not what's fixing anything.
01:42:50.000What's fixing is the adjustment of the spine and what's fixing when you're doing that conversion table, inversion table, it's the decompression of your muscles.
01:42:59.000Like your muscles relaxing and stretching.
01:43:02.000So you've got to be able to actually concentrate on relaxing your lower back.
01:44:07.000Yeah, you can lengthen your neck with those wires of those crazy ladies put on, but you can also kind of stretch your body out that way too.
01:44:15.000There's only a certain amount you can get away with, but you can, if you push it hard enough, long enough, you're really dedicated, you can stretch a lot of shit.
01:44:23.000And one of the problems that people have with their lower backs especially is their hamstrings.
01:44:28.000Like, if your hamstrings are really tense, That puts a tremendous amount of pressure on your lower back, and it also limits your mobility.
01:44:35.000It limits the way your body can move around, and that also puts pressure on your lower back.
01:44:39.000Do you stretch at all with your hamstrings?
01:45:00.000Swinging kettlebells, uh, sometimes just like, and not even that, I don't even think kettlebells were much of the things I, for some reason, I was kind of able to focus, like, my stance on kettlebells, because it was never that heavy, but things were, they, you know, they want you to do, like, uh...
01:45:47.000The real hard stuff to fix is the back stuff.
01:45:50.000You know, when you start doing powerlifting in, like, large repetition movements, you know, trying to do 50 clean and presses, yeah, you lose, you know, the most important thing with powerlifting, the most important thing is proper form.
01:46:04.000And you should never abandon that, ever.
01:46:07.000And that's, like, one of the things that people criticize CrossFit for.
01:46:10.000Steve Maxwell, who's a good friend of mine, who's a fantastic trainer, probably one of the most knowledgeable people I've ever met when it comes to, like, fitness training, he's like, He's always on top of like the latest modalities and different techniques and stuff like that.
01:48:10.000I couldn't even imagine trying to do that.
01:48:12.000Your whole body starts shaking, just watching them.
01:48:14.000I saw this video the other day of this guy that goes out on this ledge of this hotel, like super high up, and he just starts jumping from one like patio, like Had that like this little part on it just from one to another.
01:48:27.000You're talking about that new cell phone video?
01:48:29.000Yeah, it's for the Samsung Galaxy, is it Galaxy Note or Galaxy S6? Is it Neil Brennan doing the jumps?
01:48:36.000Neil Brennan's a fucking parkour master.
01:48:38.000Yeah, the guy like he straps the video camera, he straps the camera on him and then turns the video on and then jumps from like building to building but it might be bullshit.
01:50:37.000But you could, you know, have you ever in your, I guess probably if you're going really hard, but have you fallen off of a chin-up bar ever?
01:52:12.000I wonder if transgenders that have fake pussies, if they feel like they can't get a period, that they're like, oh, only if I could get a period.
01:53:58.000Yeah, I don't think it's a coincidence that it's also he can do ridiculous things with his body that, like, I bet LeBron James can't do that.
01:54:16.000Yeah, George is a pretty amazing athlete.
01:54:18.000He does that thing where he does those broad jumps up on those little ledges, you know, in between them, and he goes up, and I mean, that's like...
01:54:54.000It seems like that UFC, MMA has really spoiled boxing for me because I just, I mean, it's not like Mike Tyson days, it wasn't exciting like that where, you know, it was...
01:57:31.000Right there, but this like this was like one if you want to watch like a blood and guts fight Like everybody wanted the Mayweather fight to be you got to watch this fight because it was fucking incredible Jesus I mean these guys just back and forth beat the fuck out of each other Provodnikov takes a punch better than any living human that's ever walked the face of this fucking planet When he's done he looks like a like an Asian like dry cleaner lady He really does he's always stretched out his face is bizarre He looks like they pulled him out of like a woolly mammoth
01:58:01.000Tusk in the middle of the fucking Himalayas or some shit.
01:58:05.000He's such a stud though So it's like a fucking animal as a fighter and he they did a Took photos of his drug test after the fight and his urine was black I mean black.
01:59:55.000You're watching a movie about someone's life.
01:59:57.000Most of the shit they're saying, they just did not say.
02:00:00.000Do you try to not leave town or hang up on it?
02:00:03.000I always say with, I think, any girlfriend I've ever had, Or if it's like, let me not leave town getting on a plane while we're in a fight.
02:01:10.000Alleged criminals that were in the van with them like giving their account of it was always great Because it goes why come him hurt himself?
02:01:21.000Of course the cops did he can't hurts himself like that.
02:01:25.000Yeah, that's not the guy you want himself NBC news comm says disputed report And then, Freddie Gray hurt himself in police van?
02:03:59.000But because it's such a sensitive subject and people are really sensitive about calling out someone that may have actually been a victim, like being wrong, Sure, sure, sure.
02:04:08.000And saying, you weren't a victim, and it turns out they were.
02:04:11.000People are so terrified of that, that they actually skirt away from the real journalism.
02:07:30.000Watching people, like, and again, if this was so much wrapped around, like, we're riding because we're pissed off, we're not going to take it anymore.
02:08:20.000Baltimore Mayor gave those who wish to destroy space to do that.
02:08:24.000She got in trouble for saying that, but...
02:08:26.000Okay, but what she said, which she was criticized because they thought that she was actually giving the green light to go ahead and riot.
02:08:34.000By a mayor not trying to calm people down, but instead by saying something like that, the interpretation was that what she did was she almost gave them like a license to go out and smash shit.
02:09:09.000Because while trying to make sure that we are protected from the cars and other things that were going on, we gave those who wish to destroy space to do that as well.
02:09:17.000And we worked very hard to keep that balance and to put ourselves in the best position to de-escalate.
02:09:23.000That sounds to me that she's very pragmatic.
02:09:26.000See, no, when I read it in context, what that sounds to me like she's a pragmatic woman, and what she did was she made a calculation and decided that these guys are going to destroy things, and maybe that was admitting that they left some cop cars there, too.
02:09:56.000You know, I'm really I said it's one of things like who's gonna do it?
02:09:59.000It's a certain it's a certain personality that's gonna go do it.
02:10:02.000Yeah, and you know actually I mean There's I guess there's multiple personalities that can do it But a lot of times ends up being the same guy, you know It's it can you know and obviously the abusive people are when it becomes a problem But the really calm people they're super valuable Super valuable asset to the community if you have a really good calm cop who actually can deal with shit Good luck finding one of those.
02:10:27.000It's a hard road, and you're not gonna get nearly the respect that you feel like you deserve for putting your fucking life on the line on a daily basis.
02:10:33.000Breaking up family disputes and stopping crime and break-ins and fucking carjackings and all kinds of crazy shit you have to deal with.
02:11:25.000You have to immerse every DUI. Yeah, exactly.
02:11:28.000You're trying to make some correlation to me.
02:11:30.000I saw a guy drunk on the road the other night, pretty sure drunk, thinking of whether or not I should call him in.
02:11:35.000So I got beside him in the lane, backed up, and stayed behind him, watched him weave in and out of the lane.
02:11:41.000I couldn't tell if he was drunk or he was tired, because he would keep it up for a while, and then he would drift, and then he'd come back in and keep it up, and then he was good.
02:11:48.000It was hard to tell, but it was disturbing as fuck.
02:11:51.000It's like all these cars are flying around going 70 miles an hour and this one guy is not fully in control.
02:11:56.000I've had to call a few times just because every time I come home, it's that time.
02:12:44.000And then right behind him, the fucking cops were...
02:12:49.000Racing him the entire time this asshole like thought he was like being Joe slick and driving fast with a Car behind him and that car was a cop car So they hit the lights and they're right behind him.
02:13:00.000Oh my god He was driving so fast because I was watching this I was like this is not like an empty road on the way to Vegas There's no one in front of you and you're fucking listening to radar love.
02:13:09.000This is this is the 101 in Hollywood You know at 730 at night very crowded road and this guy was fall lying It's so...
02:17:49.000I can go either way when you're referenced in a show.
02:17:52.000I was talking to Artie Lang two weeks ago or something, and he told me that...
02:17:59.000How he thought it was an honor, but he got referenced on Cleveland show one time, but the reference was, I guess the mom was buying food one day at a time.
02:18:08.000He's like, nobody buys food one day at a time, except for Artie Lang.
02:18:12.000I'm like, ah, it's kind of a weird way to have to...
02:19:54.000Can you check them for the legitimacy of mixed martial arts moves?
02:19:58.000It's like if you were doing a documentary on Jimi Hendrix and you're playing a fake guitar and you didn't really know what you were doing and I could tell you didn't know what you were doing, I'd go, fuck this documentary.
02:20:06.000That's how I feel about John Lithgow and his shitty rear naked choke.
02:20:09.000Plus, when you're choking somebody, they fight back.
02:21:11.000It was so good at one point in time, but something happened and it just got really off the rails.
02:21:16.000Every year they kept exposing, like, an end-of-series secret, and then when they get another season, they'd have to incorporate that into the store.
02:26:25.000That's one of the greatest videos in the history of pop culture.
02:26:28.000You want to talk about a talented motherfucker in his environment, the environment where he developed and grew, and you see how good he is?
02:26:35.000And in his hand, he's got notes, dude.
02:26:37.000In his left hand, he's got his fucking lyrics, man.
02:30:41.000I bet if black people kept dressing like Heavy D or like A Different World, there wouldn't be people getting killed in the streets like that.
02:30:47.000Dude, he looks like he was just playing golf.
02:30:51.000He really dressed like a little kid, black kid school picture.
02:34:59.000These guys, someone needs to take them out for a hard night somewhere.
02:35:03.000Outside of like Orange County Take them out of Laguna Beach and Bring them to like a really they need scars and tattoos and some life experience You can't pose different guys in front of that old Cadillac.
02:35:24.000For some reason I believe like Maroon 5 was always Maroon 5 though They've actually evolved with the times to go towards more popular music.
02:35:30.000That does look like the Comedy Store Jamie Oh my god, it is the Comedy Store, isn't it?
02:38:16.000He probably wore the same suit everywhere and did it at a bunch of different locations, but decided not to use the ones on the Sunset Strip for most of the recording.
02:39:01.000One of the all-time greatest comedy specials ever.
02:39:06.000Just a documentary as well kind of because you're sort of you're looking back into this time into 1982 When Richard Pryor was on fire, I mean just literally and physically right this is after a freebase Yeah, well,
02:39:21.000you know, he did really um get burnt in a freebase Accident said he did lit himself on fire The reality is he threw some liquor on him and lit himself on fire.
02:42:03.000I came in comedy at a time where, like, I didn't know Dane Cook enough to be like, ugh, that asshole's making it.
02:42:11.000But there was a lot of around me people that, you know, it's like, oh, he's just herking and jerking around on stage, and that's all it is, and kind of a bunch of nonsense.
02:42:19.000But I was like, I don't know, I think there's something to it.
02:42:20.000I mean, there was definitely an element of what he did with that that...
02:42:23.000That brought something to what he did.
02:42:29.000Well, a bunch of people enjoyed his movements, you know, but there's a thing about that style of comedy and like, okay, here's another, here's a better example, like Emo Phillips.
02:42:38.000Emo Phillips, that shit works when you're 25. That shit works when you're 35. But when you're 45, people start going, hey man, why are you talking like that?
02:42:48.000You know, like, why are you doing that?
02:43:06.000You know, you know, yeah, he would he would have this crazy like wild fucking pulling his hair and screaming and eventually say some really funny shit.
02:43:15.000Yeah, and you could watch that one, I don't remember what it was called, but I remember renting it at a video store when I was younger.
02:43:20.000He's wearing like a sleeveless cowboy shirt almost on the cover of it and he's like super sweaty and he's drinking tab coals, but he actually stops Doing, he never announces it, just somewhere in the middle of the set, it just, that fades away, that character he's doing.
02:49:21.000I could almost deal with the idea that these guys were filled with angst so much they wanted to beat each other up just so they could feel alive.
02:49:27.000I could kind of get that for a little bit, but no one had any technique.
02:51:15.000There's a video, if you go on my Twitter feed, there's a video that I retweeted that somebody sent me a YouTube video of him explaining it.
02:51:22.000It's a fucking complete total game-changer when it comes to batteries and wall-mounted units.
02:51:30.000You could stack as many as nine of these wall-mounted units.
02:53:48.000You have to stop halfway there and charge up in the middle of the fucking desert at some creep head fucking weirdo's stop where you plug in and you gotta wait for half an hour while they circle you like buzzards because they know you can't go anywhere.
02:54:00.000Hey, man, you can't even drive with that right now.
02:54:03.000If you're gonna drive with that right now, how far do you think you'd get?