The Joe Rogan Experience - May 27, 2015


Joe Rogan Experience #653 - Natasha Leggero


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 33 minutes

Words per Minute

199.90051

Word Count

18,754

Sentence Count

1,765

Misogynist Sentences

68


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the Cosby rape scandal, Bikram Chowdhury, and our thoughts on rape culture in the yoga studio. Also, we discuss the latest in the Bill Cosby scandal, and why we think women should be allowed to have sex in front of a mirror. We also talk about why we don t like when women use their dicks as a weapon in sexual assault and why men should not have them in the first place. We also discuss why women should not use their hands to penetrate other people and why they should only use their fingers to pleasure themselves in sex. We finish the episode with some listener questions and a special guest appearance from our first guest, Natasha Leggero. We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward to the next one! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Thank you for listening and supporting this podcast. Please rate, review and subscribe to our other shows on Apple Podcasts, and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast on social media! We really appreciate it. XOXO, Caitlyn and Amanda. Caitlyn & Amanda. Thank you so much for being kind and supporting us. xoxo Caitlyn, Amanda, Amanda and Amanda, and please don t forget to leave us a rating and review and a review. We really really appreciate you. . Caitlin and Amanda is a wonderful human being kind of like that. and we appreciate you, thank you for being here. , Amanda, too. - Thank you, Caitlin, and we really appreciate all of you, too much and all of your support and support us, you're a beautiful soul, and you're amazing. <3 Caitlyn , and we hope you can see us, too, and a little bit more. Love you, bye, bye. <3 - Caitlyn xo, Amanda, Amy, and your support is much more than that's not enough. (and we love you, and thank you, please be kind, please take careful, love, and keep you, so much, etc., bye, and good vibing, and bye, good night, and love, bye bye. -- <_________ xO, bye! - NUDE, bye


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Natasha Leggero, drinking healthy green juice.
00:00:04.000 $11.
00:00:05.000 Look at you.
00:00:06.000 Oh, I drink that stuff.
00:00:07.000 That stuff is yummy.
00:00:08.000 It's good for you.
00:00:10.000 Look at you all healthy and shit.
00:00:12.000 I mean...
00:00:13.000 Doing yoga, drinking juice.
00:00:15.000 I mean, I also smoke pot and drink and...
00:00:17.000 Those are good things, though.
00:00:18.000 Do it all.
00:00:20.000 Yeah, it's like, who said that?
00:00:21.000 Oliver Wilde, all things in moderation, including moderation?
00:00:25.000 Oscar Wilde.
00:00:26.000 Was it?
00:00:27.000 Yes.
00:00:28.000 It was him, right?
00:00:29.000 Did I say Oliver Wilde?
00:00:30.000 Did I? Yeah, but that was cute.
00:00:31.000 It's early.
00:00:31.000 It's 1130. My brain is useless until about 3 p.m.
00:00:35.000 I made you come early.
00:00:36.000 Thank you.
00:00:36.000 Did I say Oliver Wilde?
00:00:37.000 Yeah, well, I've been up.
00:00:39.000 I've been up.
00:00:40.000 I got up early today.
00:00:41.000 You got kids.
00:00:42.000 Yeah, kids, but I went to yoga class today.
00:00:44.000 Oh, you went today?
00:00:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:46.000 To Bikram?
00:00:47.000 Yeah, 8 o'clock class.
00:00:49.000 They have like 5 a.m.
00:00:50.000 classes.
00:00:50.000 I'm like, who is taking a 5 a.m.
00:00:52.000 Bikram class?
00:00:53.000 Psychos.
00:00:53.000 I know.
00:00:53.000 I kind of want to go just to the class.
00:00:56.000 Fucking weirdos.
00:00:57.000 It's so intense at 11 that I'm like, who is getting up at 5 a.m.
00:01:01.000 for a 90-minute class?
00:01:03.000 And where I live, they pump up the heat too much.
00:01:06.000 They have this sort of vibe of they want to torture you.
00:01:11.000 Mm-hmm.
00:01:11.000 Yeah.
00:01:12.000 You know?
00:01:13.000 Well, it's an ordeal.
00:01:15.000 You're getting through an ordeal.
00:01:16.000 It's way more difficult than anybody thinks it is.
00:01:18.000 Like, you drive by these little fucking boxes, these rooms, and nobody knows the kind of punishment that's going on in those places.
00:01:24.000 Everybody thinks it's like a bunch of housewives, like, stretching and holding onto their toes.
00:01:29.000 Do they know that Bikram Chowdhury is raping his students?
00:01:34.000 And they're all getting $12 an hour to, like, teach us.
00:01:37.000 They get, like, nothing to teach us.
00:01:40.000 And he's, like, been, I think, accused of rape 17 times?
00:01:44.000 Well, let's Google it.
00:01:46.000 I think it's more than one.
00:01:49.000 Certainly, that's an issue, right?
00:01:51.000 Whenever...
00:01:51.000 I mean, if one person says, hey, Jamie, you know, this sexual encounter we had was unpleasant for me.
00:01:58.000 I think you may be a rapist.
00:02:00.000 I'm calling the fucking cops.
00:02:01.000 That's, you know, there's some wiggle room there.
00:02:05.000 Right, but when it's more than one...
00:02:06.000 Cosby numbers.
00:02:07.000 Yeah, those are big numbers.
00:02:08.000 Those are big numbers.
00:02:09.000 It's so hard to get 30 people to agree to lie.
00:02:14.000 Unless they're working for the CIA or something.
00:02:16.000 How many people has he...
00:02:18.000 Six.
00:02:19.000 Oh, that's not bad.
00:02:20.000 A new case was filed February 13th, bringing the total number of civil lawsuits.
00:02:25.000 Civil lawsuits.
00:02:26.000 What does that mean?
00:02:27.000 What about criminal?
00:02:28.000 Okay, it says claims he raped her during a 2010 teacher training.
00:02:35.000 Five other allegations span over two years, including another rape charge.
00:02:39.000 It's always depressing when it's the people who are like the spiritual leaders.
00:02:44.000 Well, it's super common.
00:02:46.000 I know.
00:02:47.000 I know.
00:02:47.000 Well, anytime you try to repress things.
00:02:50.000 Mm-hmm.
00:02:50.000 But, I mean, I don't even...
00:02:52.000 I mean, he's allowed to have sex, right?
00:02:54.000 Yes.
00:02:54.000 He's allowed to, like...
00:02:55.000 Right.
00:02:56.000 I don't like it when men use their dicks as weapons.
00:02:59.000 What about Pat Benatar?
00:03:01.000 What does she use as a weapon?
00:03:03.000 Sex as a weapon.
00:03:04.000 See, I think it's different when women use it.
00:03:06.000 I'm sorry.
00:03:07.000 I really do.
00:03:08.000 Because men have an upper body strength and they have this thing.
00:03:11.000 They have upper body strength specifically?
00:03:13.000 They have upper body strength.
00:03:14.000 Look at you.
00:03:15.000 And then you have this thing that gets hard.
00:03:17.000 Right.
00:03:17.000 And then it inserts right into the woman as an act of violence.
00:03:21.000 It's rude.
00:03:21.000 It's very rude.
00:03:23.000 It's different between, like, engulfing.
00:03:25.000 Engulfing and penetrating are two completely different things.
00:03:28.000 Right, because the woman engulfs, but she's not the aggressor, she's receptive.
00:03:31.000 Right, if someone grabs your finger and starts sucking it, it's like, come on man, what are you doing to my finger?
00:03:36.000 It's not that big a deal.
00:03:38.000 Right?
00:03:39.000 But if someone grabs their finger and stuffs it in your mouth, you're like, whoa, that's kind of fucked up.
00:03:46.000 It's different.
00:03:47.000 Although there is female rape.
00:03:48.000 I watched a documentary on it.
00:03:49.000 Oh yeah, there is.
00:03:50.000 It's like women who like, you know what they do though?
00:03:53.000 They rape other women and they get on their face.
00:03:57.000 So a woman will sit on another woman's face so she can't breathe and like get off.
00:04:02.000 And I think that's what this, I saw it on Netflix.
00:04:05.000 Yeah.
00:04:06.000 Well, I think we would have to look at each of those on an individual basis.
00:04:11.000 I mean, I wouldn't want some woman to force her pussy on my face.
00:04:14.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:04:17.000 That is one aggressive lesbian.
00:04:19.000 The problem is, I think there's probably some women that like a little of that.
00:04:24.000 Look, there's all sorts of sexual appetites.
00:04:28.000 And I know there's guys.
00:04:29.000 I know guys that like to be smacked around and tied up.
00:04:32.000 Really?
00:04:33.000 Yeah, I have a friend who likes doing that fucking weird shit.
00:04:36.000 Oh yeah, I used to work for a dominatrix.
00:04:38.000 I wasn't working for her as a dominatrix, but I worked in her clothing store, and she was also a dominatrix, this German woman.
00:04:44.000 And she would go piss on people.
00:04:48.000 It was so funny.
00:04:50.000 And she had this crazy accent, and she'd answer one line.
00:04:52.000 She was ordering fabric, and then the other line, she's like, what are you into?
00:04:56.000 Do you want me to jog around the block?
00:04:57.000 Do you want my feet smelly?
00:04:59.000 She always like...
00:05:01.000 And then she had a guy who would like, his thing, she would tell me about it all.
00:05:06.000 She had a guy who, all he wanted to do, she had to wear white underwear and he just wanted to use a flashlight and look up her skirt for like an hour.
00:05:13.000 She would get paid so much.
00:05:14.000 One time I went over to her house to get paid and she had a man blindfolded on the floor crawling and he was just smelling her boots while she was writing me a check.
00:05:24.000 I mean, it never ended.
00:05:25.000 It was so funny.
00:05:27.000 But that's all voluntary.
00:05:28.000 So that's where it gets weird.
00:05:29.000 They're paying.
00:05:30.000 Yeah, they're paying.
00:05:31.000 And they want to do it.
00:05:32.000 It's like, that's their thing.
00:05:34.000 I used to date a girl who liked to get choked.
00:05:36.000 That was her thing.
00:05:37.000 I don't like doing that.
00:05:39.000 Well, because you're so strong.
00:05:41.000 It's one thing when you ask some emo guy to choke you or some hipster dude.
00:05:45.000 But when you ask some guy who clearly could strangle you.
00:05:50.000 Well, that's what I do, too.
00:05:51.000 Choke me, but only with 10% of your strength.
00:05:53.000 Not only that, I use good technique.
00:05:55.000 I know what I'm doing.
00:05:57.000 But I never wanted to connect those two things together.
00:06:03.000 I'm not into sex violence.
00:06:06.000 I think you could get into anything.
00:06:08.000 When I was in high school, I've talked about this before, I had this girl that used to rub my dick with her feet.
00:06:13.000 I had a foot fetish for a little bit.
00:06:15.000 Oh, interesting.
00:06:15.000 For a little bit.
00:06:16.000 Nothing crazy, but it lasted for a while.
00:06:19.000 Because I think I connected...
00:06:21.000 Feet with sexuality for a while because of this one girl.
00:06:25.000 I think if you start choking people, that could happen.
00:06:29.000 If you date someone who really likes that, and this girl used to say, choke me.
00:06:33.000 I'm like, I'm not going to choke you.
00:06:35.000 I'm like, I'm not going to do this.
00:06:36.000 I can't do it.
00:06:37.000 I'm not going to do it.
00:06:38.000 Well, Joe, you just do it a little.
00:06:39.000 She's like, choke me.
00:06:40.000 I'm not going to do it.
00:06:42.000 Don't choke her like you're in the wrestling match.
00:06:45.000 Choke her like, you know, just enough.
00:06:48.000 Just enough?
00:06:48.000 Just a little bit?
00:06:49.000 I mean, I don't need to teach you, but I'm just saying...
00:06:51.000 Some girls like it too much.
00:06:53.000 But my point being is that if you got into that and then you dated a girl who is not into it at all, and you start choking her, she'd be like, I can't be comfortable with you now because I'm thinking you're going to fucking choke me.
00:07:05.000 You know?
00:07:06.000 Right.
00:07:06.000 That's a good point.
00:07:07.000 Do you know that guy that's getting accused of beating up women?
00:07:10.000 He was a host of the CBC radio show.
00:07:14.000 His name is Gian Gomeschi.
00:07:15.000 Yes, I read about him.
00:07:16.000 Yeah, he's a...
00:07:18.000 What's amazing is this guy was like a feminist, allegedly.
00:07:21.000 You know, Mr. Social Justice Warrior type guy.
00:07:24.000 Talked really calmly like this.
00:07:26.000 He was one of those guys who would talk about women's issues.
00:07:30.000 Let's talk about women's issues.
00:07:31.000 And just beat the fuck out of girls in his spare time.
00:07:34.000 Like, allegedly.
00:07:36.000 I should say, allegedly.
00:07:37.000 But there's multiple counts.
00:07:38.000 Yeah, you don't want to believe that Jimi Hendrix hit some girl with a telephone.
00:07:41.000 Hey, listen, we were talking about that before this show.
00:07:44.000 She was telling me that Jimi Hendrix hit his wife, and I see, first of all, he was never married, and the only time Mr. Hendrix was ever in trouble was in goddamn Canada, and I told those fucking Canadians, if you want the good music, you gotta let Jimi bring the heroin in.
00:07:56.000 You can't be arrested with the border.
00:07:57.000 He is hot.
00:07:58.000 You like that?
00:07:59.000 Yeah, I mean, he's just so cool and unique.
00:08:01.000 There's never been anyone else like him.
00:08:03.000 Since then, either.
00:08:03.000 There's been a few guys that have kind of taken that vibe a little bit, but he was the motherfucker.
00:08:08.000 If you say Lenny Kravitz, I'm leaving.
00:08:09.000 Lenny Kravitz.
00:08:12.000 Oliver Wilde.
00:08:13.000 I was going to say Gary Clark Jr., is that alright?
00:08:15.000 I don't know who that is.
00:08:16.000 Oh, how dare you?
00:08:17.000 He's amazing.
00:08:17.000 He's actually really good, but he doesn't have that.
00:08:19.000 He's got his own vibe, but he's just a really good guitarist and he happens to be black.
00:08:23.000 Since you know, wait, so what was Jimmy's shelf life like?
00:08:25.000 Was he around for five years?
00:08:27.000 He wasn't around very long.
00:08:28.000 He died at 27. He was one of those 27 guys.
00:08:30.000 Yeah.
00:08:31.000 You know, there's a lot of weird shit that's been going on lately where people have come out and said that he was killed.
00:08:37.000 His girlfriend at the time, who was with him when he died, she jumped off of a building in Soho.
00:08:43.000 And this guy who wrote this book, who was like a bodyguard or worked for Jimi Hendrix's manager, Said that Jimi Hendrix was killed by his manager and so was the girlfriend because she knew too much.
00:08:55.000 And it sounds like bullshit, but he was actually kidnapped.
00:08:58.000 Jimi Hendrix was kidnapped for a couple days and his manager is the one who got him free.
00:09:05.000 And they said that what happened was Jimi was thinking about leaving his manager.
00:09:09.000 So his manager had Jimi kidnapped and then made it look like he was rescuing him.
00:09:13.000 Do you believe that?
00:09:15.000 Yeah!
00:09:16.000 I mean, I don't and I do.
00:09:17.000 So you would have someone killed who was like such an industry making you so much money?
00:09:21.000 If the guy was gonna leave you and you had a life insurance policy against it.
00:09:25.000 I mean, it is possible.
00:09:26.000 That's pretty evil.
00:09:27.000 Well, that's what everybody said that Suge Knight did.
00:09:29.000 I mean, I don't think that's beyond the realm of possibility that people who are mean, evil, crazy fucks who make a lot of money off artists like Jimi Hendrix, manager, allegedly did, would be willing to do that.
00:09:42.000 I mean, there's always been, there's always been, like, organized crime ties to music and And to artists, there's just so much money involved in having a guy like Hendrix with you.
00:09:52.000 If he's gonna leave you, look at Phil Spector.
00:09:55.000 Remember that guy who shot that fucking woman?
00:09:57.000 He was always into, like, he was the guy that, like, produced the Beatles songs.
00:10:01.000 And that guy was apparently always into putting guns in people's mouths.
00:10:04.000 Like, that was his thing.
00:10:05.000 That feels like a power thing that maybe he was like, he just got too powerful.
00:10:09.000 As opposed to being evil.
00:10:11.000 I think it's pretty evil to shoot someone in the mouth.
00:10:13.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:10:15.000 I know.
00:10:15.000 I see your point.
00:10:16.000 I could see it both ways.
00:10:18.000 I could see it being a bullshit story that someone wrote long after Jimi Hendrix was dead.
00:10:23.000 This guy decides to cash in.
00:10:25.000 I'll just make some ridiculous claims and I'll make some money.
00:10:28.000 It's possible.
00:10:29.000 You know, no one knows.
00:10:31.000 No one knows other than the people involved.
00:10:32.000 Do you think people are evil?
00:10:34.000 I think some people are evil.
00:10:36.000 What do you think?
00:10:38.000 I don't know.
00:10:38.000 I was thinking of Tony Soprano.
00:10:40.000 He's someone who you've seen depicted.
00:10:43.000 He would kill someone, right?
00:10:45.000 But then they justify it all because they love their family and they pay for their family.
00:10:49.000 So I'm just thinking they must defend their lives.
00:10:52.000 I wonder how evil people defend their lives.
00:10:54.000 I don't think they have to.
00:10:55.000 To themselves.
00:10:57.000 Yeah, I know.
00:10:58.000 He shot someone with an anti-aircraft gun.
00:11:03.000 The story is that someone was making a speech.
00:11:07.000 Some guy fell asleep during a speech, so he shot him with an anti-aircraft gun.
00:11:11.000 Really?
00:11:12.000 That was the story.
00:11:13.000 I mean, obviously no one knows, but he definitely killed his uncle.
00:11:16.000 He killed his uncle and his uncle's sons so that his sons couldn't avenge his uncle because they were planning on some sort of a coup.
00:11:25.000 So it's like a mobster vibe.
00:11:27.000 They're just like, I'll kill people for my betterment.
00:11:31.000 Well, I mean, it's a dictator vibe.
00:11:33.000 It's some Game of Thrones shit.
00:11:34.000 I mean, that is exactly what's going on over there.
00:11:36.000 Minus the dragons and the white walkers.
00:11:39.000 I can't watch that show.
00:11:41.000 I'm sorry.
00:11:41.000 I'm the only one.
00:11:42.000 There should be like a group for us.
00:11:44.000 What's the matter?
00:11:46.000 Well, like Howard Kramer, he calls them make-em-ups.
00:11:49.000 And that's kind of how I feel like I can't hold my attention.
00:11:53.000 What do you mean by make-em-ups?
00:11:55.000 It's just like fantasy.
00:11:56.000 Right.
00:11:57.000 It's like it doesn't appeal to me.
00:11:59.000 What do you like?
00:11:59.000 I like documentaries.
00:12:01.000 I like things based in reality.
00:12:02.000 I like character-driven dramas.
00:12:04.000 And I like funny comedies.
00:12:06.000 Okay.
00:12:07.000 I don't like dragons.
00:12:08.000 No.
00:12:09.000 And people whose hands become machine guns.
00:12:13.000 I just can't get into it.
00:12:15.000 It speaks nothing to me of my life.
00:12:17.000 I can appreciate that.
00:12:18.000 Okay.
00:12:19.000 But you question whether or not people are evil.
00:12:24.000 I'd like to question that in things that I can get with.
00:12:30.000 I'm sure that Game of Thrones addresses these deeper issues if I were to be able to get past all the names and the fantasies.
00:12:39.000 The nonsense.
00:12:40.000 The nonsense.
00:12:41.000 Winter lasting ten years.
00:12:44.000 I love it.
00:12:45.000 Winter lasts ten years?
00:12:46.000 Oh yeah, they don't know how many years it lasts.
00:12:49.000 Maybe it's because I didn't have a childhood.
00:12:50.000 I can't get into fantasy.
00:12:51.000 You didn't have a childhood?
00:12:52.000 I mean, I was just always, like, the mom.
00:12:55.000 Oh.
00:12:56.000 You know what I mean?
00:12:57.000 So maybe I can't, like...
00:12:58.000 Always?
00:12:59.000 Well, I was the oldest sister, so I, like, took care of my brothers and my parents.
00:13:06.000 You know, it was, like, not a fun childhood.
00:13:08.000 So maybe, like, I don't feel like my imagination or my ability to lose myself in fantasy has been, like, it's been stunted or something.
00:13:18.000 Were your parents not paying attention or they just needed your help?
00:13:21.000 I mean, they were just working.
00:13:22.000 And so then I was like the mom.
00:13:24.000 How much older are you than your siblings?
00:13:26.000 Like five years old.
00:13:27.000 Oh, I see.
00:13:28.000 So you were the one who's kind of responsible for keeping them in line?
00:13:32.000 Kind of, I guess.
00:13:33.000 I mean, it wasn't a terrible childhood, but it just wasn't fun.
00:13:36.000 It wasn't fun.
00:13:37.000 I was just like looking at the clock like, let's wrap this up.
00:13:40.000 Haha, so you were like a constant babysitter?
00:13:43.000 Yeah.
00:13:43.000 Oh, that's annoying.
00:13:44.000 Like cooking and cleaning and like...
00:13:46.000 Oh, fuck.
00:13:46.000 Getting in trouble, like, you know...
00:13:48.000 Getting in trouble?
00:13:49.000 Well, like not being...
00:13:50.000 Yeah, like being grounded.
00:13:51.000 I was grounded a lot.
00:13:52.000 For what?
00:13:53.000 Climbing out the window.
00:13:54.000 Trying to get some action.
00:13:57.000 I'd be juicing, you know, and need to get fucked.
00:14:00.000 Climb out a window.
00:14:03.000 Fuck some dude.
00:14:05.000 Climb back in.
00:14:06.000 Climb back in.
00:14:07.000 Mom's waiting for you, sitting on a chair at the corner of the bed.
00:14:09.000 I'm so disappointed in you, Natasha.
00:14:12.000 I mean, I think everyone had a bad childhood, though, pretty much.
00:14:15.000 Anyone funny.
00:14:16.000 Yeah, like I remember listening to some Deepak Chopra thing and he was like, imagine yourself as a child by the beach with your family.
00:14:22.000 And it was just like one of the good times in your life.
00:14:25.000 And I was like, oh, like to some people, like their childhood was this dreamland of like where they're safe and beautiful and everything, you know?
00:14:34.000 Right.
00:14:34.000 And I find that people like that, like that have these ideas of like childhood, they're the rare ones.
00:14:41.000 Yeah.
00:14:42.000 It's a gift.
00:14:43.000 I mean, I hope if I have a child, I'm sure your children have this experience.
00:14:47.000 I'm sure when your children grow up, they're going to be like, remember when they took us to this amazing forest?
00:14:51.000 You know, I'm sure you take your kids to, like, beautiful places, right?
00:14:54.000 Where they have experiences.
00:14:56.000 Yeah, I worry about that.
00:14:57.000 Well, they've come along great so far, but I worry that, like, that might...
00:15:02.000 Like, they're not encountering any adversity.
00:15:05.000 Really?
00:15:05.000 Well, I mean, they are, I guess.
00:15:07.000 Socially, at school, there's always, like, you know, Debbie's a mean bitch.
00:15:10.000 Right.
00:15:11.000 And she doesn't say bitch, but, you know, there's that kind of shit.
00:15:14.000 You know, when they have, like, drama with kids.
00:15:16.000 You have two daughters.
00:15:16.000 Yeah.
00:15:17.000 My friend has two daughters, and one's really good at the piano, and one can't play it.
00:15:20.000 And I was saying how good the one was.
00:15:22.000 She goes, you need to say the other one's just as good.
00:15:25.000 Oh.
00:15:25.000 And I was like, but she's not as good.
00:15:27.000 I mean, I didn't say this, but it was like, wait, well, one of them has talent and one of them doesn't, but we tell all the kids that they all have the same amount of talent?
00:15:36.000 Like, I specifically remember an art teacher telling me maybe art isn't my thing.
00:15:40.000 And it made me, like, try harder and be more of an artist.
00:15:43.000 She'd get fired now.
00:15:44.000 Yeah, well, she's a cunt.
00:15:46.000 I know, but it helped create drive in me.
00:15:50.000 But that's not a good way to do it.
00:15:52.000 It worked with you.
00:15:53.000 Why?
00:15:53.000 I'm successful.
00:15:54.000 Yes, it worked with you.
00:15:56.000 But it is an unusual set of circumstances.
00:15:58.000 You're independent.
00:16:00.000 You had a lot of responsibility.
00:16:02.000 You realized you had to kind of pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
00:16:05.000 So when presented with criticism like that, you kind of responded like, oh yeah?
00:16:09.000 I'll fucking show you, bitch.
00:16:10.000 And then you went out and got good at art.
00:16:13.000 Whereas some people just would get really discouraged.
00:16:15.000 Whereas someone could come along and say, you could be good at art, but this is what you're going to have to do if you really want to be good at it.
00:16:21.000 And they could recognize that and then move forward in a positive way.
00:16:23.000 That's what you should do, right?
00:16:24.000 That would work on more people.
00:16:26.000 That's a good point.
00:16:27.000 But see, it's like the things that work on some people don't work on other people.
00:16:33.000 I had a shitty art teacher, and I was a really good artist when I was a kid.
00:16:37.000 And my art teacher in high school was just so negative.
00:16:40.000 Mine too!
00:16:41.000 I think they're jealous sometimes or something.
00:16:44.000 A lot of them are jealous of youth.
00:16:46.000 Of youth and also natural talent.
00:16:50.000 Yeah, my guy was not very talented.
00:16:52.000 Like, he would draw.
00:16:54.000 He would draw things, like in class.
00:16:57.000 You know, like we would all work on stuff, and he would work on stuff.
00:16:59.000 And I remember looking at him.
00:17:00.000 There was this kid in my class, I always wondered what would happen to him, because he was the most talented.
00:17:04.000 He was more talented than me.
00:17:05.000 I think his name was John DeVore.
00:17:07.000 And I always hoped that he had gone on to become a famous artist, but I'd never heard of him.
00:17:11.000 I should probably look him up.
00:17:12.000 But it was him that I always admired, and there was this kid, Kevin, who was in this class, who was really good, too.
00:17:18.000 And then I felt like I was, like, the third most talented.
00:17:21.000 That's pretty good, though.
00:17:22.000 It wasn't bad, but I was pretty good.
00:17:24.000 I drew...
00:17:25.000 I was, like, into comic book stuff.
00:17:28.000 But we were all better than the teacher.
00:17:31.000 And I'm not bullshitting.
00:17:33.000 I'm not being totally honest.
00:17:34.000 Imagine if you were, like, a public school teacher for art.
00:17:37.000 I mean, that's, like...
00:17:38.000 It seems like that would be a pretty...
00:17:39.000 I think either of us could go get that job right now.
00:17:41.000 Well, I stopped when I was 15 or 16. I think it was the last...
00:17:45.000 Like, my parents were really freaked out by it, too.
00:17:48.000 Because I didn't want to take art anymore.
00:17:49.000 I was like, I don't want to do it anymore.
00:17:50.000 I kept drawing on my own, but I completely stopped taking art classes.
00:17:55.000 Like, this guy's just a fucking idiot.
00:17:57.000 The classes were just...
00:18:00.000 It was tedious and the energy was like...
00:18:03.000 He was just a really...
00:18:04.000 He was probably depressed, you know?
00:18:06.000 I mean, he had a pot belly.
00:18:08.000 I remember he had this gut.
00:18:10.000 It was a depressing gut.
00:18:12.000 Those are the worst.
00:18:13.000 A drinking gut, you know?
00:18:15.000 They like protrude like they don't belong on the person.
00:18:17.000 It's just gross.
00:18:18.000 Yeah, well, he just had no energy and no life.
00:18:20.000 And if you had life in you, he wanted to squash it.
00:18:23.000 He wanted to throw wet blankets on whatever fire you had inside of you.
00:18:27.000 This is who was really weird.
00:18:28.000 Like I talked to the other two guys about it.
00:18:30.000 I remember specifically like this guy and the guy John who was the most talented guy was like, that was his attitude was like, fuck this guy, who cares?
00:18:38.000 He just, you know, kind of like raises eyebrows, whatever.
00:18:41.000 So do you worry that your children will encounter people like that at school?
00:18:44.000 Yeah, I'm sure they will.
00:18:45.000 I'm sure they will.
00:18:46.000 You know, and I think that there's a, I think as you're growing older, you run into like a database of people.
00:18:52.000 You know, you run it, you have like a whole gamut, a wide spectrum.
00:18:57.000 And along that way, you learn lessons from the negative ones, too.
00:19:02.000 You learn how never to talk to other people because someone talks to you in a way that affects you.
00:19:08.000 I can remember negative things that people said to me when I was a little kid that stuck with me that I remember thinking, I'll never talk to a little kid like this.
00:19:16.000 I'll never say that kind of shit to a little kid.
00:19:19.000 Yeah, and even as an adult, I remember I was in college and my friend, I wanted to be an actress so bad, and my friend sat me down, this guy, and he was like, I have to talk to you.
00:19:28.000 And I was like, yeah, this happened to me a couple times with men.
00:19:30.000 He was like, I just don't think you're going to be as successful as you want.
00:19:35.000 And I think you need to think about that.
00:19:37.000 A guy said that to you?
00:19:38.000 Yes!
00:19:38.000 A guy you were dating?
00:19:39.000 No!
00:19:39.000 Just a friend!
00:19:41.000 And then another guy I was dating said that.
00:19:43.000 So I was like, I would never tell someone that.
00:19:45.000 I would never sit someone down and say, I'm afraid your dreams aren't going to happen.
00:19:49.000 Can you imagine saying that to someone?
00:19:51.000 No, I couldn't.
00:19:52.000 But I can imagine why a guy would say that to you.
00:19:55.000 And the reason why probably is like, you're very independent and strong.
00:19:59.000 Like, you're very smart.
00:20:01.000 And I think that's intimidating to a lot of guys.
00:20:04.000 A lot of guys need a girl that needs them.
00:20:06.000 And if a guy is around a girl, and the girl seems like she could be fine without you, like, you know, like, there's a little too much, too much power in this one.
00:20:15.000 I must, I must sap it.
00:20:17.000 Oh, interesting.
00:20:18.000 Yeah, I think...
00:20:18.000 I didn't even think of that.
00:20:20.000 Men do that to other men, too.
00:20:22.000 Men do that to other men.
00:20:23.000 You know, uh, you know, in the open mic days, I remember there was a lot of that.
00:20:28.000 There was a lot of guys telling other guys they weren't gonna make it, or telling, and like, oof.
00:20:33.000 David Taylor.
00:20:34.000 Oh, he's bad with that.
00:20:36.000 He was always bad with that.
00:20:38.000 But it's just, you know, Dave, I think he's just, you know, he's trying to work through his own stuff.
00:20:43.000 Like a lot of folks are.
00:20:44.000 You know?
00:20:45.000 It's like working through your own stuff at the expense of other people is a sport.
00:20:51.000 It's like, let's see if I can diminish this person.
00:20:53.000 But men do it a lot to women.
00:20:55.000 I think some women do it to men, too.
00:20:58.000 You know, some women will try to convince a guy to get a regular job because he's never going to make...
00:21:04.000 I would never do that either!
00:21:06.000 Well, that's you.
00:21:07.000 So you're independent.
00:21:09.000 You raised your brothers.
00:21:11.000 You had to do your own thing.
00:21:14.000 Childhood was a drag.
00:21:15.000 And you're like, get me the fuck away from all these people.
00:21:17.000 I got this.
00:21:18.000 Right?
00:21:18.000 That's your attitude.
00:21:20.000 And you're like, I'm going to be a fucking comedian.
00:21:21.000 And they're like, listen, Natasha, I think you need to come to grips with the reality that that might not happen.
00:21:27.000 Okay?
00:21:29.000 I took an acting class once.
00:21:31.000 And it was really gross.
00:21:33.000 I had to take it because I got a development deal.
00:21:36.000 I had this crazy development deal with Disney and they were writing a sitcom and I had zero acting experience.
00:21:42.000 I was 25, right?
00:21:44.000 So it's like all of a sudden I have this whole fucking thing handed to me.
00:21:47.000 It's completely ridiculous.
00:21:49.000 And they give me this acting coach and this lady is so negative.
00:21:54.000 She's so negative and she's fat and she's tired.
00:21:58.000 And one of the things she asked is if the show goes, she wants me to have them pitch her as my mom.
00:22:08.000 She's like, if this show goes, I want you to pitch them that I could play your mom.
00:22:14.000 And I remember being like, what?
00:22:16.000 She was terrible.
00:22:17.000 We would read, and when we would read, she'd be so fake.
00:22:22.000 You learn as a comic that if you're saying something that someone doesn't connect with, the shit doesn't work.
00:22:29.000 So when you're reading something, you've got to try to make that thing as real as this conversation is.
00:22:37.000 And she was not like that.
00:22:39.000 She was like, Natasha, I'm telling you right now, this is not going to work.
00:22:44.000 It was just so corny and clunky.
00:22:48.000 Well, it was for the Disney Channel.
00:22:50.000 It was actually for Fox.
00:22:52.000 It was for Fox, but it was Disney had the development deal.
00:22:56.000 So one day she said to me, she goes, I'm worried that you're going to go out there and you're going to fail.
00:23:05.000 That's what she said to me.
00:23:06.000 And I go, why are you worried about that?
00:23:08.000 Because I'm not worried about that.
00:23:09.000 I go, I'm not worried about that at all.
00:23:11.000 Let's just do this.
00:23:12.000 And I turned around the class.
00:23:14.000 I go, look, I'm not worried about this at all.
00:23:18.000 You had that much strength at 25 to say that?
00:23:20.000 I would have started bawling.
00:23:22.000 I came from a different world.
00:23:24.000 I came from the world of fighting.
00:23:25.000 You know, so I had been competing in martial arts tournaments my whole life.
00:23:29.000 So, like, this lady telling me that I'm gonna fail at, what, acting?
00:23:32.000 What, I'm gonna freak out when they say action?
00:23:34.000 Get the fuck outta here, bitch.
00:23:36.000 The whole thing was so ridiculous to me.
00:23:38.000 But it was so obvious to me that she was trying to intimidate me.
00:23:40.000 And it was that.
00:23:41.000 She didn't like that I was too confident.
00:23:43.000 She didn't like that I was cocky.
00:23:44.000 It was bothering her.
00:23:46.000 It's like, I'm worried that you're gonna go out there and you're gonna fail.
00:23:48.000 I'm like, at acting?
00:23:50.000 At this?
00:23:51.000 This shit that I'm already better at you?
00:23:54.000 Better at than you?
00:23:55.000 It's ridiculous.
00:23:56.000 And I'm not even good at it.
00:23:56.000 And you're fucking teaching it.
00:23:58.000 I'm terrible at it.
00:23:59.000 And I'm better than you.
00:24:00.000 And you teach it.
00:24:00.000 So fuck off.
00:24:02.000 But it was a clear feeling that she was trying to diminish me.
00:24:06.000 That is so scary.
00:24:08.000 I was just so scared if I had kids that that was going to happen.
00:24:11.000 Yeah, but it's like...
00:24:12.000 You would maybe be scared because you didn't have a lot of time with your parents where they were encouraging you and helping you.
00:24:20.000 I'm around my kids all the time.
00:24:22.000 You are?
00:24:23.000 Yeah.
00:24:23.000 I spend full days, like every Tuesday is Daddy-Daughter Day.
00:24:28.000 We do shit all day.
00:24:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:30.000 Duncan said once, and I thought this was so smart, he said, the best karma you can have is being born into a good family.
00:24:36.000 Yeah.
00:24:37.000 And I thought that was really interesting because that is just a lucky, lucky person.
00:24:42.000 Because you're going to get all of the, you know, your kids are like, my friend Ricky and I figured this out.
00:24:48.000 It's like, your kids are like a second generation success.
00:24:50.000 Like you did it yourself.
00:24:52.000 And now your kids are benefiting, you know, they're at the level that like Lena Dunham's gonna, you know, like her parents were successful and got themselves out of it.
00:25:01.000 You know, like, you see these people who, like, you're the first generation of someone who climbed out of the mud, or you're, like, the fourth generation.
00:25:08.000 Like, your grandma was working for civil rights, and then your parents were successful artists, and then now you're an artist.
00:25:14.000 It's like, there's a generation thing where I think you benefit and you can get success earlier.
00:25:19.000 Yeah, maybe, but I think it's also difficult because they didn't earn it themselves.
00:25:23.000 Like, I have a friend, and his parents were very successful, and he worked for his family business for a while, but it always bothered him.
00:25:31.000 Even though he was doing well, he's like, I didn't earn any of this.
00:25:33.000 Like, this kind of freaks me out.
00:25:35.000 Yeah, but look at, I mean, there's so many famous people who have kids who are losers.
00:25:40.000 It does take something.
00:25:42.000 Well, I think with them it's neglect.
00:25:45.000 But they just might not have the drive or the ambition.
00:25:47.000 It's a little bit of that, but a lot of it happens with actors because they're working and they go away for months at a time.
00:25:55.000 Oh, the parents neglect the kids.
00:25:55.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:25:57.000 I think I think there's a lot of actors that are like really fucking self-obsessed and and Singers and celebrities where they're just you know if you're gonna be fucking share or something like that Good luck taking vacations.
00:26:11.000 Good luck having fun with your kids like you're you're you're the CEO of an empire that is you know Whoever the fuck you are, you know fill in the blank with whatever superstar that that requires everything you have and I knew someone who knew, like,
00:26:26.000 Barbra Streisand's son, and he wouldn't, you know, he'd have a play, and she wouldn't show up, and, you know, it's like how, but I'm sure you can make it happen somehow, right?
00:26:37.000 Yeah, I mean, it requires a lot of communication, you know.
00:26:42.000 I have a stepdaughter that's 18. Really?
00:26:44.000 Yeah, I've been with her since she was little.
00:26:47.000 That's so funny you have all daughters.
00:26:49.000 Yeah.
00:26:50.000 It is funny.
00:26:51.000 Well, because you're so like masculine, you know?
00:26:54.000 That happens a lot.
00:26:55.000 A lot of fighters have daughters.
00:26:58.000 It's like really, really common.
00:26:59.000 I like that you consider yourself a fighter.
00:27:02.000 Do you feel like you're a comedian more than a fighter?
00:27:06.000 No, I'm a human being, I think.
00:27:08.000 But I do a lot of different stuff.
00:27:10.000 But I'm just saying a lot of UFC fighters, a lot of them have daughters.
00:27:13.000 They joke around about it, that it's like a fighter's curse.
00:27:17.000 A lot of them have daughters for some reason.
00:27:20.000 Or a blessing.
00:27:20.000 They don't go into that bloody field.
00:27:24.000 It's wretched.
00:27:26.000 I think it's a balance thing.
00:27:27.000 I think the universe gives you like this gift of of a different type of human being to raise and also The different perspective raising daughters to me has been very very educational because raising them and Being around them all the time you kind of you understand first of all that you're dealing with a completely different kind of human being Yeah,
00:27:49.000 when I was a kid, daughters, or girls rather, were always like, it was us and them.
00:27:55.000 It was like boys and then there was girls.
00:27:57.000 And I don't know what the fuck, what are they wearing makeup and shoes and weird shit?
00:28:01.000 Who fucking gets it?
00:28:02.000 You know, you didn't get it.
00:28:03.000 I mean, I had a sister, but...
00:28:05.000 I didn't understand them the way I understand them, like having a wife and having daughters.
00:28:12.000 I'm way more tuned in to that style of human being than I was when I was a young man.
00:28:21.000 That style of human being.
00:28:22.000 That's what it is.
00:28:23.000 It's a different kind of human being.
00:28:25.000 You're a different kind of human being than me.
00:28:30.000 I don't like make-em-ups.
00:28:31.000 I don't like blood.
00:28:33.000 Make-em-ups.
00:28:34.000 Well, you're unique in your own femininity, but a woman is a different kind of human.
00:28:40.000 It takes a long time to sort of figure out the ins and the outs of that.
00:28:43.000 I think it's probably really difficult for you to understand what goes on in a man's mind.
00:28:49.000 Just like it's really difficult for a man to understand what goes on in a woman's mind.
00:28:53.000 And when you see it from the time they're infants, from the time when they're little babies, it gives you more insight than growing up with your sister.
00:29:01.000 You know, growing up with my sister, I love my sister, she's awesome, and I love her to death, but she's my sister, you know?
00:29:07.000 She's not like a baby that I saw grow up.
00:29:10.000 And so, like, raising daughters has been insanely educational for me.
00:29:16.000 And you care about them so much.
00:29:18.000 It's a weird thing.
00:29:19.000 You don't care about them like you love them.
00:29:22.000 You care about them like you love them more than you love your own life.
00:29:26.000 It's real weird.
00:29:27.000 More than you love your chihuahuas?
00:29:28.000 I don't have chihuahuas.
00:29:29.000 But if I did, yes.
00:29:31.000 Yeah, my friend Eddie, he had rabbits.
00:29:35.000 That is different than a chihuahua.
00:29:37.000 Well, yes, I guess.
00:29:39.000 But he had cats and he loves these animals.
00:29:41.000 He loves the shit out of them.
00:29:42.000 And his wife is pregnant.
00:29:43.000 And I said, listen, dude, once your baby's born, you're going to want to kill those fucking cats.
00:29:49.000 Trust me.
00:29:50.000 He just shoots them.
00:29:51.000 He's like, no way, man, no way.
00:29:53.000 I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you're not going to give a fuck about those animals anymore.
00:29:56.000 You're going to love your kids so much, you're going to laugh at the idea of how much you love these animals.
00:30:01.000 I mean, you're not really going to kill the animals, but...
00:30:03.000 Is that true?
00:30:04.000 Yes.
00:30:05.000 Yeah, the shift is substantial.
00:30:08.000 The level of love...
00:30:11.000 Like, you could leave your kid in a kennel for a weekend, right?
00:30:14.000 I mean, your dog.
00:30:15.000 You could leave your dog in a kennel for a weekend, go somewhere.
00:30:18.000 You can't leave your kid.
00:30:19.000 You can't leave your kid for an hour.
00:30:21.000 You freak out.
00:30:22.000 It's weird.
00:30:23.000 It's a weird feeling.
00:30:24.000 Yeah, the dogs just have this consistent thing they give back, you know?
00:30:26.000 Like, they're cute, they lay with you, but they don't really talk.
00:30:29.000 They don't grow.
00:30:30.000 It's just kind of like they just do their thing for 12 years and then they die.
00:30:34.000 They don't have questions.
00:30:35.000 Like my three-year-old, well, she's five now, but when she turned three, she started crying.
00:30:40.000 And I go, what's the matter?
00:30:42.000 She goes, I'm still little.
00:30:46.000 And I go, did you think that when you turned three that you would be bigger?
00:30:49.000 She goes, yeah.
00:30:51.000 I go, no, it's a gradual, because she's the youngest.
00:30:54.000 She thought she was just going to get tall.
00:30:55.000 She thought, like, all of a sudden she'd be bigger.
00:30:58.000 That's so cute!
00:30:59.000 But it's that kind of thinking.
00:31:01.000 It's like mind expanding, too.
00:31:02.000 It's fascinating.
00:31:04.000 It's unbelievably fascinating.
00:31:08.000 It's not a chore.
00:31:09.000 If I had to babysit someone's kid, it would be kind of a chore.
00:31:12.000 But hanging out with my kids is not a chore at all.
00:31:15.000 I love it.
00:31:16.000 It's really fun.
00:31:17.000 It doesn't seem like something a man would love to do is hang out with little girls.
00:31:22.000 But I love hanging out.
00:31:23.000 We play all kinds of silly games and we play kitchen.
00:31:26.000 They have a little fake kitchen shit and they make me fake food and I pretend to eat it and we joke around about stuff.
00:31:32.000 It's a very different way of living life.
00:31:35.000 Do you discipline them?
00:31:37.000 I don't discipline, like, I don't beat them.
00:31:39.000 Is that what you're asking me?
00:31:40.000 Well, no, I'm just wondering, like, how do they get...
00:31:43.000 Well, you have to explain to them what they're doing wrong.
00:31:45.000 Adversity.
00:31:46.000 Yeah.
00:31:46.000 Well, that's sort of educational.
00:31:48.000 I mean, when they do something wrong, you have to explain that they can't do that.
00:31:52.000 But you have to do it.
00:31:53.000 And one of the things that I always do is I always let them know that any fuck up that they've had, any mistake they make, I've already done it.
00:32:01.000 I've already fucked up.
00:32:02.000 I've fucked up way more than you.
00:32:04.000 Do you say fuck?
00:32:05.000 No, I try not to.
00:32:06.000 I swear, every now and then.
00:32:08.000 But most of the time, no.
00:32:09.000 One time when my daughter was three, too, I've been taking them skiing since they were really little.
00:32:15.000 When she was three, we were at the ski place, and she forgot to pack her helmet and her suitcase.
00:32:21.000 And, you know, we're getting ready to leave, and I go, oh, we didn't pack her helmet.
00:32:25.000 And she looks at her luggage, she goes, shit.
00:32:30.000 And then everyone laughs.
00:32:32.000 No, my wife turned and looked at me like, oh, no.
00:32:36.000 Like, don't say anything, because if you laugh, then they think it's hilarious.
00:32:39.000 Right, and then they'll keep doing it.
00:32:40.000 That's what Sarah Silverman said in her book, that she would get so much positive energy when she would swear.
00:32:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:46.000 So then, like, that just created a comedian.
00:32:48.000 But see, that created a comedian.
00:32:50.000 In a lot of ways, yeah.
00:32:51.000 So it's interesting what's going to happen.
00:32:53.000 I mean, I'm sure you're doing an amazing job with your kids, but from what I've seen with my friends, there's so much positive encouragement happening in this generation where it's like, I was talking to my friend's kids and I was talking about New York.
00:33:05.000 She goes, can you not say anything negative about New York?
00:33:08.000 I really want them to think of it as a vibrant city.
00:33:11.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:33:13.000 Every single thing and like I was like swimming with her and she's like make sure she does the breaststroke the right way I don't want her learning the wrong way and it's just I mean this might be an extreme example but at the same time I think like wow like this is just and then those kids are gonna give birth to cyborgs like who are those people what is your what is your three-year-old or five-year-old child gonna be like yeah they're gonna have implants in their brains Well,
00:33:36.000 I think that's going to happen already.
00:33:37.000 Have you seen that implant that they came out with?
00:33:39.000 They won't even know life, though, like how we know life.
00:33:41.000 No, they won't.
00:33:42.000 I mean, even kids that are teenagers today don't know life the way we know life, because we grew up without the internet.
00:33:46.000 I mean, I used to check my internet at the video store, my email at the video store when I moved to L.A. I didn't want to get a cell phone.
00:33:53.000 I'd go to the video store.
00:33:55.000 Really?
00:33:55.000 How come you didn't want to?
00:33:56.000 Well, it was like 12 years ago.
00:33:57.000 Because I've always been kind of anti-technology.
00:33:59.000 I've never wanted TVs around me.
00:34:00.000 No make-em-ups.
00:34:01.000 No make-em-ups.
00:34:02.000 I used to like reading more.
00:34:08.000 They have this new lens that they're going to insert into people's eyes that'll give you three times the vision of 2020. It's insane.
00:34:14.000 So what does that mean?
00:34:16.000 You can see far away?
00:34:16.000 Pull that thing up.
00:34:17.000 You're going to be able to see in way clearer, way further, way more detail than any human being can right now.
00:34:24.000 Wait, but what does that do, by the way?
00:34:25.000 Because everyone's like, HD, it's so great, and it makes women look like shit.
00:34:29.000 What about men?
00:34:30.000 Or men, but what's it going to do for our skin?
00:34:32.000 Is that going to make us look less attractive?
00:34:34.000 That's what I wonder.
00:34:35.000 Yes.
00:34:37.000 I don't want that.
00:34:38.000 We'll only meet in the dark.
00:34:39.000 I don't want to look at my husband's pores.
00:34:42.000 You know?
00:34:43.000 Are you scared of pores?
00:34:44.000 No, but I just mean like, you know what there's going to be?
00:34:46.000 I bet like little cartoon masks or something that we could put on our faces so that you can't even age.
00:34:52.000 Right.
00:34:53.000 Like instead of makeup, you'll just wear a mask.
00:34:56.000 Maybe.
00:34:57.000 Well, there was another study recently that they found a way to reverse aging in certain cells.
00:35:03.000 This is the optometrist claims to invent lens three times better than 20-20 vision.
00:35:09.000 I wonder what it looks like in that, though.
00:35:11.000 Yeah, who the fuck knows?
00:35:13.000 The device is called Ocumetix Bionic Lens.
00:35:18.000 He claims it allows you to see three times better than 20-20 vision without wearing contacts or glasses at all.
00:35:24.000 So they think that macular degeneration is a thing of the past.
00:35:28.000 In about ten seconds, the lens unravels over your eye and your sight is immediately corrected.
00:35:34.000 Well, I understand that if you've got bad eyesight, but just putting that in to try to...
00:35:40.000 Be a superhero.
00:35:42.000 This is what it's going to be.
00:35:44.000 So, implanted in your eye during an eight-minute painless procedure, similar to cataract surgery, it's folded like a taco and placed in the eye using a syringe filled with saline solution.
00:35:55.000 Wow.
00:35:55.000 But here's the thing that's going to happen.
00:35:57.000 There's going to be an anti-technology movement.
00:36:00.000 And then there's going to be the people who want to do this, and then there's going to be the people who are like...
00:36:05.000 Like, already I see it in New York.
00:36:06.000 They're like...
00:36:08.000 Advertising at these, like, cool hipster bars, like, no TV in here!
00:36:11.000 You know, like, it's like people want to go to these havens of, like, just socializing with people and eating farm-to-table and, you know, like, there's all these, like, farm movements.
00:36:22.000 And I think there's going to be this kind of, hopefully, like, a new 60s.
00:36:26.000 It's like another hippie movement against all of this technology.
00:36:30.000 And I'm going to start it!
00:36:33.000 You'll be a part of it.
00:36:34.000 But there's a lot of bars and restaurants are into, like, metal and wood, and it makes it look, like, real rustic.
00:36:42.000 Like, the tables are like this table, you know, like brick walls.
00:36:47.000 Like, people are into, like, real things as opposed to, like, plastics and, you know, and shiny, like, different colored lights, like the inside of a Virgin Mobile plane, you know?
00:36:57.000 Yeah.
00:36:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:36:58.000 It's like that...
00:36:59.000 But some people are super into that way.
00:37:01.000 Like people just want it.
00:37:02.000 They cannot wait.
00:37:04.000 Like someone like Redband or like someone, you know, it's like he probably like, I feel like every technology he's like absorbing and trying.
00:37:11.000 I mean, there's like that extreme kind of person.
00:37:14.000 Right, but looking at him, he's a mess.
00:37:16.000 That's why I picked him.
00:37:18.000 No, I'm just kidding, honey.
00:37:20.000 But he's funny and silly.
00:37:21.000 No, he's great.
00:37:22.000 He's awesome.
00:37:22.000 But he's had the cutting edge of technology.
00:37:24.000 And there's a lot of people like that.
00:37:26.000 They get inspired by it.
00:37:28.000 Well, I'm like that in a lot of ways.
00:37:30.000 I love technology.
00:37:31.000 Yeah, most people around me are like that.
00:37:33.000 I just find human innovation fascinating.
00:37:36.000 I think the idea of human innovation, I just think, it's an unstoppable process, I think.
00:37:42.000 I think unless we get wiped out, unless something horrible happens to the human race, it's inevitable.
00:37:46.000 We're just going to continue to innovate.
00:37:48.000 And I, you know, I extrapolate it.
00:37:50.000 I take it, like, really far.
00:37:52.000 I think about it all the time, like, what exactly is happening.
00:37:54.000 I think we are giving birth to a new type of life.
00:37:58.000 We are, but here's the thing.
00:37:59.000 I was just reading this really interesting article in The Week, and they were saying innovation has stopped in the sense of, like, there used to be, like, more money put towards cancer research and going to space, and now everyone, the only innovations that are happening are with the phone.
00:38:13.000 It's all about the phone.
00:38:15.000 It's but it is in a way like all we care about is our phones and and how fast they're moving and what they can get us and the GPS and what they're gonna project into our brains and into our lives and I feel like...
00:38:25.000 Well, the phone is an intimate attachment for sure, but it's absolutely not true that that's the only innovation.
00:38:30.000 Have you seen Oculus Rift?
00:38:31.000 You're aware of that?
00:38:32.000 But that still has to do...
00:38:33.000 Yes, I have tried it.
00:38:34.000 It's amazing.
00:38:35.000 But it still has to do with like...
00:38:36.000 It's like a video game basically.
00:38:39.000 Right, but that has nothing to do with your phone.
00:38:41.000 Well, it's part of that realm.
00:38:45.000 Well, that's the realm of artificial reality.
00:38:47.000 Simulated reality is the future.
00:38:50.000 But what about curing cancer?
00:38:51.000 There's a lot of work being done on that.
00:38:54.000 A lot of innovation being done on curing cancer.
00:38:56.000 A lot of innovation on all sorts of diseases.
00:38:58.000 I mean, medical innovation has probably never been higher.
00:39:01.000 I think throughout the full range of things that people are interested in, innovation is accelerating.
00:39:08.000 I just don't agree with that at all.
00:39:10.000 People are always looking to get negative and poo-poo and try to define where things are growing and not growing because it makes them look like they're smart for pointing it out.
00:39:19.000 But I don't buy it.
00:39:21.000 I think it's a human characteristic, a human trait that's inherent to the monkey mind that they want to figure things out.
00:39:29.000 And they build on all the things that have been figured out before them.
00:39:33.000 It's inevitable.
00:39:34.000 It just continues and goes and moves forward.
00:39:36.000 I mean, I had this guy in Aubrey de Grey recently who is this life extension guy from...
00:39:44.000 He was originally...
00:39:45.000 Where was he?
00:39:46.000 It's Columbia.
00:39:46.000 And now he runs this separate...
00:39:49.000 Oxford?
00:39:50.000 It's a major university, but now he runs this organization that is dedicated to finding the best and brightest minds.
00:40:02.000 That are involved in life extension technologies and the way genes express themselves.
00:40:07.000 I mean, there's all sorts of crazy work that's being done right now on artificial intelligence.
00:40:12.000 And who's funding that?
00:40:14.000 Different people.
00:40:14.000 I mean, they're actively trying to recruit people to donate money.
00:40:20.000 I mean, that's one of the reasons why he came on this podcast, to promote his...
00:40:24.000 His cause and try to get people to donate money to this.
00:40:27.000 Weren't these things, and you might know more about this than I do, weren't these, didn't these things used to be funded by, like, institutions?
00:40:34.000 Like, wasn't Apple funded by some college?
00:40:38.000 No, Apple was a private institution.
00:40:40.000 I mean, I'm sure they've probably gotten some money.
00:40:42.000 Berkeley?
00:40:43.000 I mean, they've probably gotten some money from some people, but no, it's a privately funded institution.
00:40:47.000 But you know what?
00:40:48.000 There's a lot of money in the private sector.
00:40:51.000 That's one of the criticisms about the space program.
00:40:54.000 The space program has kind of fallen off because the government doesn't want to fund it.
00:40:58.000 So then Elon Musk comes along and this SpaceX thing, and there's all sorts of...
00:41:02.000 There was something that just came out today about Elon Musk and SpaceX.
00:41:07.000 Will you explain what SpaceX is?
00:41:08.000 I don't know.
00:41:08.000 Well, they're trying to develop privately funded space exploration.
00:41:13.000 Whoa.
00:41:14.000 Yeah, and the idea being is that you look at all the innovation that's gone on in this country, whether it's the invention of airplanes, you know, the better...
00:41:23.000 That was another thing they mentioned.
00:41:24.000 They said airplanes, you used to be able to go in three hours, and then what happened to that?
00:41:28.000 That was 25 years ago.
00:41:29.000 Why haven't we built on that technology?
00:41:31.000 What do you mean, like supersonic jets?
00:41:33.000 The Concorde.
00:41:34.000 Didn't that go to, like, in three hours you could be in New York?
00:41:37.000 Too many rich people died.
00:41:38.000 People were dying from that?
00:41:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:41:40.000 That's one of the reasons it shut down.
00:41:42.000 Really rich people fucking got toasted on the runway.
00:41:46.000 But they didn't continue the innovation.
00:41:48.000 I would love to get somewhere in two hours and not have to have it take...
00:41:52.000 To get to Rome, it's like 18 hours.
00:41:54.000 It's fucking dangerous.
00:41:55.000 Really?
00:41:56.000 You're going fast as shit.
00:41:58.000 Right.
00:41:58.000 And you're dealing with the same kind of metals.
00:42:00.000 I mean, unless they innovate and come up with different metals and make things much more difficult.
00:42:06.000 Elon Musk SpaceX is about to tap a new spaceship.
00:42:11.000 How fast does that go?
00:42:12.000 That guy is such a fucking freak.
00:42:14.000 Imagine being around him.
00:42:16.000 Who is he?
00:42:17.000 I don't even understand.
00:42:18.000 He's an alien.
00:42:19.000 So does he come from some kind of money?
00:42:21.000 Mars.
00:42:22.000 Mostly Mars.
00:42:23.000 Like someone like that, they must come from family money.
00:42:25.000 Why do you say that?
00:42:26.000 No, because he was broke just a few years back.
00:42:30.000 Really?
00:42:30.000 Yeah.
00:42:30.000 I mean, he was trying to get funding for SpaceX at the same time he was working on Tesla, and he was trying to figure out whether or not he should abandon one of the projects.
00:42:38.000 But so he just did investments or something?
00:42:40.000 I don't know.
00:42:41.000 You know, I don't know.
00:42:42.000 I'd be talking out of my ass.
00:42:43.000 But I don't believe he came from money.
00:42:46.000 Did he come from...
00:42:47.000 I don't know.
00:42:47.000 How old is this dude?
00:42:49.000 He's not that old.
00:42:49.000 I think he's like 40 or something.
00:42:51.000 And so he is...
00:42:53.000 So isn't Richard Branson trying to do that, too?
00:42:56.000 Mm-hmm.
00:42:56.000 Yeah, Virgin.
00:42:57.000 Yeah.
00:42:58.000 Yeah, I mean, he's funding a lot of different things, but one of their jets just blew up.
00:43:02.000 They had one that they were...
00:43:04.000 This, like, prototype that they were using, and it just crashed, and people died, and it's a big disaster.
00:43:12.000 Would you go in one of those?
00:43:13.000 I'm not going to be an early adopter.
00:43:15.000 That's for fucking sure.
00:43:16.000 No.
00:43:17.000 I mean, I... I bet Red Band would get into a...
00:43:19.000 You don't think?
00:43:20.000 No, he wouldn't.
00:43:20.000 He'll be the first to try on the virtual space helmet.
00:43:24.000 You know, he'll be the first to get one of the implants.
00:43:27.000 But I don't have any desire to leave this planet.
00:43:29.000 I just think that's foolhardy.
00:43:31.000 He paid his money with PayPal.
00:43:33.000 PayPal?
00:43:34.000 Oh, that's right, yeah.
00:43:34.000 He created PayPal?
00:43:35.000 He created PayPal.
00:43:36.000 Part of that, yeah.
00:43:37.000 Wow.
00:43:38.000 Yeah.
00:43:38.000 So he's just an innovator.
00:43:39.000 How old is he?
00:43:40.000 43. Yeah.
00:43:41.000 Oh, I just guessed.
00:43:43.000 Ooh.
00:43:43.000 71. 71. There you go.
00:43:45.000 He's just a fucking genius.
00:43:47.000 He's Iron Man.
00:43:48.000 He's basically Tony Stark, but not quite as cunty.
00:43:52.000 Yeah, I mean...
00:43:53.000 That is funny, that desire to go to Mars.
00:43:55.000 They could suck it.
00:43:56.000 Those people are idiots.
00:43:57.000 What's gonna happen up there?
00:43:58.000 It would be terrible.
00:43:59.000 I have a whole bit about it in my act.
00:44:01.000 I don't want to start spewing out my jokes.
00:44:03.000 I do like your stuff about aliens and, you know, life on other planets.
00:44:08.000 I feel like you always kind of can connect on these larger topics in a way that I don't think I've ever seen anyone do.
00:44:15.000 Really?
00:44:16.000 I mean, have you ever seen people captivate an audience talking?
00:44:20.000 Like, where you'll have silence for, you know, while you're explaining and everyone's listening and then it'll end in laughs.
00:44:26.000 Yeah, it's really cool.
00:44:27.000 Well, thanks.
00:44:28.000 I mean, I've never seen anyone do that.
00:44:31.000 Well, it's just things that I'm interested in.
00:44:35.000 It's not something, I think, especially with stand-up, you have to really care about what you're talking about.
00:44:41.000 It's the number one thing.
00:44:43.000 And when you start going through the motions, like, what is sadder, if anything, than an old comic that's been doing the same material for 15 years?
00:44:51.000 You know those guys that you'll occasionally see at the store?
00:44:53.000 You know, they get that 12-15 spot, and you watch that same act that you've seen Like maybe you saw on MTV, Half Hour Comedy Hour 20 years ago or something.
00:45:04.000 I mean, I'm not joking.
00:45:05.000 There's a lot of those guys.
00:45:06.000 And they don't care about the material anymore.
00:45:08.000 There's no attachment to it anymore.
00:45:09.000 They just care about that $16 they're making at the comedy store.
00:45:12.000 Why are they doing it?
00:45:14.000 They just want to keep doing it because they don't want to admit they don't do it anymore.
00:45:17.000 But that happens to a lot of guys.
00:45:18.000 They just stop being relevant.
00:45:21.000 They stop caring.
00:45:22.000 And that's the worst aspect.
00:45:24.000 But the best aspect of comedy...
00:45:27.000 When someone is talking about some shit that they really think about that really means something to them and That's that's when the audience connects with it because I think stand-up in Some weird form in some weird way is kind of like a form of mass hypnosis I think it operates on a very similar level because you know this like I've seen you on stage and When you're killing,
00:45:48.000 right?
00:45:48.000 And when you're killing, right?
00:45:50.000 When you're locked in and everyone's laughing and you're hitting every pause, right?
00:45:55.000 And you're locked in everyone's response.
00:45:59.000 Those people are thinking the way you're thinking.
00:46:03.000 Like, you're guiding them.
00:46:04.000 Like, I've watched you on stage specifically do this.
00:46:07.000 You're just saying that because I complimented you.
00:46:09.000 No, I saw you the other night.
00:46:11.000 You were at the store.
00:46:12.000 You were killing me.
00:46:14.000 But, you know what I'm saying?
00:46:15.000 Like, when you're in that mode...
00:46:16.000 Right, that's an interesting idea that they're now with you.
00:46:19.000 Yeah.
00:46:19.000 And they agree with you, or they're in your mind.
00:46:22.000 Well, okay, the other night when you were at the store and you were talking about the Armenian Genocide and that fucking guy in the audience.
00:46:30.000 Oh, right.
00:46:32.000 Yeah.
00:46:32.000 He was like, you're racist.
00:46:34.000 It was just an Uber joke.
00:46:35.000 Yeah, it was a joke about learning about the Armenian Genocide because you got an Uber driver with an Armenian.
00:46:40.000 He was fucking lecturing you.
00:46:42.000 Exactly.
00:46:43.000 Yes, it was funny, but it was...
00:46:45.000 The way you handled it, the way, like, you led the whole audience along, like, everybody was with you.
00:46:52.000 The reason why everybody was with you is because you were locked into this subject.
00:46:55.000 You were locked into this idea.
00:46:57.000 And I knew it was true.
00:46:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:47:00.000 So, yeah.
00:47:01.000 But you know what I'm saying?
00:47:01.000 Like, this wasn't anything casual.
00:47:04.000 This wasn't anything that you really didn't give a fuck about.
00:47:06.000 Like, in that moment, I was with you.
00:47:09.000 The whole audience was with you were like locked into your mind like I think that's what once when someone's killing on stage They might you might as well be getting them to quit smoking You might as well be getting that audience to lose weight or just stop beating their dog or whatever the fuck you're trying to get hypnotized But how do you get into that hip hip nose like how do you?
00:47:27.000 Yeah, how do you ready you cuz like Didn't Chris Rock say you have to be part preacher?
00:47:33.000 A little bit.
00:47:34.000 Well, his style is very much preacher.
00:47:37.000 Sam Kennison obviously was a preacher.
00:47:39.000 He was?
00:47:40.000 Oh, you didn't know?
00:47:41.000 No.
00:47:41.000 His license plate on his HBO special said, X-Rev.
00:47:46.000 On his Corvette.
00:47:47.000 That's cool.
00:47:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:47:49.000 And that was his, you know, that was his thing.
00:47:52.000 I wonder if there's tricks that you can do to lock in, to get into that mind.
00:47:58.000 Well, one thing I think you can do is really try to feel it.
00:48:00.000 Like, I've definitely felt how I can turn around a set where I'm like, this is going through the motions, they're not connecting.
00:48:06.000 And it's a long set on the road, so I'm like, I have 40 more minutes left.
00:48:10.000 You know?
00:48:11.000 So then it's like, oh, well, maybe I can, in the middle of this, try to start feeling what I'm saying for the first time.
00:48:18.000 I think that can maybe help a little bit to really, like, almost like an acting exercise.
00:48:23.000 Like, because sometimes you'll say the words and you're not even thinking about what they mean.
00:48:26.000 You can't do that.
00:48:27.000 It happened.
00:48:28.000 I mean, two shows on a Saturday and two shows on a Friday.
00:48:32.000 It's like, I don't even know what's coming out of my mouth half the time.
00:48:34.000 And I can't tell you how many times on my second show, I'm like, I'm talking and while I'm talking, I'm looking at people's faces to see if I've done this joke already in this set.
00:48:44.000 Because I am all over the place and I don't have an order sometimes.
00:48:47.000 Right.
00:48:48.000 So then how can you, I just can't, I can't keep track of it.
00:48:50.000 I always write set lists.
00:48:52.000 I need to start doing that.
00:48:53.000 Even if I don't use a set list, at least I write it out.
00:48:56.000 So that you know if you've like an order, like this doesn't go up top.
00:49:00.000 But I'll fuck around sometimes and I'll just decide to do my closing bit first.
00:49:04.000 But then how do you know the clothes?
00:49:06.000 You've got to be careful.
00:49:08.000 I think that at least my style of comedy is I like to just go with wherever my brain wants to go.
00:49:15.000 If I start talking about something and something comes up and then my closing bit is appropriate at that moment, I just go with it.
00:49:23.000 And then how are you going to close the show?
00:49:24.000 I close with another bit.
00:49:26.000 The idea is to get any bit that's so strong you can close with it.
00:49:32.000 And if not...
00:49:33.000 All your bits should be like that.
00:49:34.000 Yeah.
00:49:34.000 All your bits should be to a point where they aren't always...
00:49:38.000 You've got to build them.
00:49:40.000 I abandoned my act in November.
00:49:44.000 Because that's when my new Comedy Central special came out.
00:49:47.000 This past November?
00:49:48.000 Yes.
00:49:48.000 So all the stuff from November to now is all completely new.
00:49:53.000 You don't even pick one of those things to close at a club?
00:49:56.000 They're dead.
00:49:57.000 They're dead to me.
00:49:57.000 Oh, man.
00:49:59.000 Too much pressure.
00:50:02.000 What is this one comedy special?
00:50:04.000 Chris D'Elia is on a second comedy special this year.
00:50:07.000 It's too much.
00:50:07.000 It's too much for me to, like, keep up with.
00:50:10.000 Well, he did his last one over a year ago.
00:50:13.000 I'm just saying.
00:50:15.000 I'm filming mine in three weeks, and some of the jokes are like, you know, two years old, but I'm like so sick of them now.
00:50:23.000 See?
00:50:23.000 That's what you gotta avoid.
00:50:24.000 I know.
00:50:25.000 I'm like, how am I gonna find in one week, nine days, how am I gonna find this energy to make it feel fresh?
00:50:33.000 For my taping.
00:50:34.000 It's so hard.
00:50:35.000 No, I'm not gonna smoke pot.
00:50:37.000 Then I'm definitely not gonna know if I've done it before.
00:50:39.000 That helps you?
00:50:40.000 Is that one of the tricks to get into that hypnosis?
00:50:43.000 Yeah.
00:50:44.000 Yeah, it gets you in the groove.
00:50:45.000 It makes me very sensitive.
00:50:47.000 Like almost paranoid.
00:50:49.000 So you're of the mind of doing it before you go on stage?
00:50:52.000 Not after?
00:50:53.000 Both.
00:50:54.000 I like both.
00:50:57.000 I like pot.
00:50:58.000 I do too.
00:50:59.000 It works great for my personality.
00:51:01.000 Yeah, that's what my therapist said.
00:51:02.000 Because I was like, I think I might smoke, you know, maybe I shouldn't smoke pot.
00:51:05.000 And he was like, no, you're chill.
00:51:07.000 It makes you more chill.
00:51:08.000 It's totally fine.
00:51:09.000 Like, you have the right vibe for it.
00:51:11.000 If you enjoy it, I just think it can be tricky.
00:51:15.000 It can definitely fuck with you.
00:51:17.000 And if you're one of those people that's really impulsive or you have addictive tendencies and you like to do things a little bit too much, yeah, it could be a problem.
00:51:26.000 I know people that just smoke pot all day every day, which I don't recommend.
00:51:30.000 I take big, long breaks.
00:51:33.000 When you say breaks, you mean breaks in the day?
00:51:35.000 No, I mean like weeks.
00:51:36.000 I like to take like a week off, two weeks off, and then when I go back to it, I appreciate it more.
00:51:42.000 I don't like doing anything all the time.
00:51:44.000 Like, I'll take breaks off working out.
00:51:47.000 I'll take breaks off of everything.
00:51:49.000 I think it's important to take...
00:51:50.000 I'll take breaks off stand-up.
00:51:52.000 Like, sometimes I'm like, I need a fucking week off.
00:51:54.000 I'm just taking a week off.
00:51:55.000 I'm not doing shit this week.
00:51:56.000 I'm not calling in for spots.
00:51:57.000 I'm not doing shit.
00:51:58.000 I like doing that.
00:51:59.000 And then what about your phone that has the constant information coming through?
00:52:03.000 We need you, this, that, respond, emails...
00:52:06.000 It's just getting, like, more and more.
00:52:09.000 I'm notoriously difficult to get a hold of, like, my manager.
00:52:12.000 They're always laughing about, I'm the one client that will just, I'll abandon my phone.
00:52:17.000 Like, most people are constantly calling, constantly, like, what's going on with this?
00:52:22.000 What's going on with that?
00:52:22.000 I'm the total opposite.
00:52:24.000 Like, they can't even find me.
00:52:25.000 Like, I vanish.
00:52:26.000 I shut my phone off and I just don't, I don't respond.
00:52:29.000 Because I feel like if you have fuck you money and you don't say fuck you, you don't deserve fuck you money.
00:52:35.000 Like, What are you doing with that money?
00:52:37.000 Are you freaking out all the time?
00:52:38.000 Why don't you just say, fuck you?
00:52:40.000 Just chill.
00:52:42.000 Gotta get that money.
00:52:43.000 Yeah, you gotta enjoy the whole process.
00:52:47.000 And part of enjoying the whole process is enjoying the moment.
00:52:51.000 Like, all the moments.
00:52:52.000 Like, I like doing, like we were talking about yoga.
00:52:55.000 I like doing yoga.
00:52:56.000 I like doing archery.
00:52:58.000 I like going and shooting arrows at targets.
00:53:00.000 It's exciting.
00:53:01.000 It's fun.
00:53:02.000 I like doing different shit.
00:53:03.000 That's why I like doing jujitsu.
00:53:05.000 That's why I like doing Muay Thai.
00:53:08.000 I like doing weird shit.
00:53:09.000 I like doing things.
00:53:10.000 And I think that you get locked into one thing for too long, I think it limits your point of references, limits your mind.
00:53:20.000 There's certain people that all they give a fuck about is, say, golf.
00:53:24.000 That's all they care about.
00:53:25.000 You'll see them fake golf swimming, swinging during the day.
00:53:28.000 I don't think that's, as an artist especially...
00:53:31.000 I hate golf.
00:53:32.000 I think it's a problem.
00:53:34.000 I think it's the worst aesthetic.
00:53:35.000 I think it ruins hotels.
00:53:37.000 Ruins hotels?
00:53:39.000 Whenever I go to a hotel that is centered around golf, I don't want to be there.
00:53:43.000 It's like old white Republicans walking around.
00:53:45.000 They all look crusty in their pastels.
00:53:48.000 They just seem like they drink too much and have bad senses of humor.
00:53:51.000 I just think it's an ugly aesthetic.
00:53:53.000 And it's terrible for the environment to keep those golf courses green.
00:53:56.000 It is in California.
00:53:58.000 In Seattle, it's really not that big a deal.
00:54:00.000 Right.
00:54:00.000 But in California, yeah.
00:54:02.000 It's not cool.
00:54:03.000 They're so conservative.
00:54:04.000 I just hate them.
00:54:05.000 There's a lot of conservative people that play golf.
00:54:07.000 It's a business thing.
00:54:08.000 A lot of guys who play golf, they do a lot of business meetings on the golf course, and it gets them away from women.
00:54:15.000 Because they get out there by themselves, all a bunch of guys, they drink beer, and they talk shit, and they whack balls around.
00:54:21.000 Because I think a lot of people are massively suppressed by office environments, and they just seek out any possible way that they can be themselves.
00:54:30.000 It's nature.
00:54:31.000 It's a valve, you know, for a lot of men.
00:54:35.000 No, I was thinking about, like, because I'm so stressed out about my special, which I'm taping in a week, and I'm like, all I care about is it being over.
00:54:42.000 I just want it to be over.
00:54:43.000 I just want to get it over.
00:54:44.000 And then I'm like, as soon as the special's done, I'm going to have something else I have to focus on.
00:54:47.000 So if my whole life is like, God, I hope this is over soon, it's like, that's no way to live.
00:54:52.000 Yeah, but the pressure is overwhelming, like as a comic, especially because you are the writer, the producer, the creator, and the performer.
00:54:59.000 There's a lot of shit going on.
00:55:01.000 When you get on that stage nine days from now and do it, the weight of your world is completely on your shoulders.
00:55:08.000 It's very different than any other style of performing.
00:55:10.000 It's different than music because you have a backup band.
00:55:13.000 It's different than sitcom because there's writers and directors.
00:55:17.000 There's a lot of shit going on.
00:55:19.000 You're responsible for it, totally.
00:55:21.000 That wears on people.
00:55:23.000 And a lot of times, what wears on people is the way you look at it and the way you approach it.
00:55:28.000 And I've been on both sides.
00:55:29.000 I've been...
00:55:31.000 Where I felt great and I felt like really loose and comfortable and not worried about it at all And then I've also been in a place where I was like really fucking stressed out about it You know, I've been I've been in both places and I think a lot of it is my appreciation for the process I think when I appreciate the process and I look at it the right way,
00:55:50.000 which I've kind of like Cultivated over the last decade or so of my life That when I really, really appreciate it, then it's all fun.
00:55:59.000 And even though there's like pressure and stress, it's fun and I enjoy it.
00:56:03.000 When you say process, what do you mean exactly?
00:56:05.000 Like just the fact that you've been able to like think of these jokes and write them and perform them and people love them?
00:56:12.000 Well, the whole process of creating a set, I mean, creating a bit, you know...
00:56:16.000 It is cool how it works.
00:56:17.000 It's amazing.
00:56:18.000 Because it's like, you'll see this bit and it's like, wait, did this really happen to me?
00:56:21.000 You're like, wait, this did happen.
00:56:22.000 Like, this girl was a bitch.
00:56:24.000 And then I thought of this idea and then it turned into this and then I added this to it and then, you know, made it connect with this bit.
00:56:31.000 It's like, yeah, so it is collaborative and, you know, you're collaborating with your life to, like, make these things.
00:56:37.000 I had a freaky fucking nightmare last night that I'm just now remembering.
00:56:41.000 And in the nightmare, I woke up in the morning to take a leak, and as I woke up, I woke up at like 5.30, and with this nightmare in my head, it was like a weird nightmare where I could not remember whether or not I had committed a crime.
00:56:55.000 Ugh!
00:56:56.000 And I was trying to remember whether or not it was a dream or it was an actual crime that I had committed.
00:57:01.000 And that was the nightmare.
00:57:03.000 The nightmare was that I was really confused.
00:57:06.000 Like, did I do something fucked up?
00:57:09.000 Or is this bullshit?
00:57:10.000 Is this a dream?
00:57:10.000 And then I woke up and I was like, wait a minute.
00:57:12.000 This is a dream that I dreamed that I did something fucked up.
00:57:17.000 Or I was confused.
00:57:18.000 It was really weird.
00:57:19.000 So scary.
00:57:20.000 Yeah, it was really weird.
00:57:21.000 But...
00:57:23.000 I don't know how it relates, but the idea, I think one of the ways it relates is like when you're putting together a bit, it's almost like it's not even you doing it.
00:57:33.000 It's almost like when I'm on stage and I'm really in the groove and sometimes a line, like a tag will come out of fucking nowhere.
00:57:43.000 And it's the perfect tag.
00:57:45.000 And then you go, did I just write that?
00:57:47.000 Is that mine?
00:57:47.000 On stage.
00:57:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:48.000 Out of nowhere.
00:57:49.000 And the only way that works is if you allow yourself to go into these fucking weird places while you're on stage.
00:57:57.000 You go down dark alleys and sometimes there's no fucking way out.
00:58:01.000 And it doesn't work.
00:58:02.000 And you gotta talk your way out of that alley.
00:58:05.000 You gotta figure out how to put it back together again.
00:58:08.000 That's the process.
00:58:10.000 The process is uncertainty.
00:58:12.000 It's confusion.
00:58:13.000 And then finally, a finished thing.
00:58:16.000 And you can only hold on to that finished thing.
00:58:18.000 It's like a sandcastle.
00:58:19.000 You build it, it's beautiful, but the fucking water's coming, bitch.
00:58:23.000 The water's coming.
00:58:24.000 And you've got to accept that.
00:58:26.000 And people are like, I want to turn it into cement and keep it forever and I want to live in it.
00:58:30.000 You can't live in it.
00:58:31.000 You can't live in it.
00:58:32.000 But you shouldn't be afraid of like, what if I bring a whole bunch of people to see you and I love one of your alien bits and I'm like, yeah, wait until he does this part and then you're doing all new stuff.
00:58:41.000 It's like, why can't you bring a few people like that?
00:58:44.000 I think that idea that like nobody wants anything that has already been pre-released or recorded, everything must be new all the time.
00:58:52.000 Well, I don't think everything needs to be new all the time, but my stuff has a cycle.
00:58:56.000 At least for me.
00:58:57.000 I do my best work when it has a cycle.
00:59:00.000 Because I feel like if I'm doing an old bit that's already done, nothing wrong with that.
00:59:07.000 There's nothing wrong with it.
00:59:08.000 But I feel like at a certain point in time, that's taking away from creating a new bit.
00:59:13.000 It's taking away from making a new bit as good as those old bits.
00:59:18.000 And that energy that I'll put into that old bit, Especially if I'm doing it all the time or even adding new tags to it.
00:59:25.000 I could be adding new stuff to a new bit.
00:59:28.000 I could be making a new bit as good as one of my old bits.
00:59:33.000 The way it's good for me is if I'm constantly updating.
00:59:39.000 I give myself like a year and a half and then I'm moving on.
00:59:44.000 Like a year and a half and then I have to film it.
00:59:46.000 How many specials have you done?
00:59:50.000 Let me see.
00:59:52.000 One, two, three, four, five...
00:59:58.000 Damn!
00:59:59.000 Six, seven...
01:00:01.000 You're prolific.
01:00:03.000 You have a lot of energy.
01:00:04.000 Eight?
01:00:04.000 Seven or eight.
01:00:05.000 I'm trying to figure out...
01:00:07.000 I was watching this documentary on folk music, but someone was saying, don't laugh.
01:00:13.000 Folk music's hilarious.
01:00:15.000 Jimi Hendrix isn't that far from folk.
01:00:17.000 Yes, he is.
01:00:18.000 I mean, he's rock and roll, but he came from that era of hippies anyway.
01:00:25.000 Yeah, he definitely came from hippies.
01:00:27.000 You know why?
01:00:28.000 Because he likes white pussy.
01:00:29.000 That's what was up with that.
01:00:32.000 There's only one way.
01:00:33.000 You've got to find the hippies.
01:00:34.000 I mean, he has a whole album of, like, low-key, Little Wing, Castles in the Sand.
01:00:41.000 It's not all, like, electronic or electric insanity.
01:00:45.000 No, you're definitely right.
01:00:46.000 But anyway, so I'm watching this documentary, and some folk artist was saying, like, your first albums...
01:00:53.000 You know, easy.
01:00:54.000 But your second album, that's how they can tell what you're made of.
01:00:56.000 Because your first album is like 10 years of struggle, 10 years.
01:00:59.000 This is what I've had to say for the last decade and now it's finally coming out.
01:01:02.000 Whereas like, it's a hit.
01:01:03.000 Your second album, here's a year.
01:01:06.000 Here's what I can come up with.
01:01:07.000 You know, it's not as, it's like, it's just harder.
01:01:11.000 Yeah, my first CD I did was in 1999, and I started comedy in 88. Right, so that's like a whole...
01:01:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:01:19.000 So much of you that you've been, you know...
01:01:22.000 And I did my next one a year later, and that was kind of weird.
01:01:26.000 And it's also hard to stay funny a year later.
01:01:28.000 Was it just as good?
01:01:30.000 Um, I don't know.
01:01:31.000 I'm not sure.
01:01:32.000 I think they all suck now.
01:01:35.000 You know, when I go back and listen to my old stuff, I hate it.
01:01:38.000 Really?
01:01:38.000 Yeah, I can't listen to my old stuff.
01:01:39.000 Until about 2006, like, Shiny Happy Jihad, that was my 2006 Comedy Central special, or Comedy Central CD. I still like that.
01:01:48.000 Is that around the REM, Shiny Happy People time?
01:01:51.000 No, that was earlier than that.
01:01:53.000 Shiny Happy Jihad was right around, it was after September 11th.
01:01:57.000 It was a couple years later.
01:01:58.000 There was the suicide bomber talk and I had all this Islamic radical material about them blowing themselves up for pussy in another dimension.
01:02:08.000 You're a political comedian.
01:02:09.000 Not really.
01:02:10.000 No?
01:02:11.000 No.
01:02:12.000 I'm not really political at all.
01:02:13.000 But I think it's a bad hustle.
01:02:16.000 Like, I have friends that are Democrats and they'll talk about, like, we.
01:02:20.000 They'll say, like, you know, we gotta win this election because we...
01:02:22.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
01:02:25.000 What is this we shit, white man?
01:02:27.000 You know, it doesn't make any sense to me.
01:02:29.000 Like, I think the politics in this country are so corrupt.
01:02:33.000 It's so stupid.
01:02:34.000 It's so unfixable.
01:02:35.000 Oh, what about the songs you're gonna play me?
01:02:38.000 Rick Santorum?
01:02:39.000 Come on, you have to play them.
01:02:40.000 I will.
01:02:41.000 Let's do it right now.
01:02:42.000 I don't believe in Republican, Democrat.
01:02:44.000 I mean, it just seems silly.
01:02:45.000 I would say that I would rather vote for a female criminal than a male criminal, so I would probably vote for Hillary.
01:02:51.000 Really?
01:02:51.000 Why is that?
01:02:52.000 Just because I think that women...
01:02:53.000 For balance?
01:02:54.000 I would like women to have power.
01:02:56.000 Why is that?
01:02:57.000 Why?
01:02:57.000 Because you're one of them?
01:02:58.000 Because I'm a woman, and I feel like, you know, we still can't get abortions.
01:03:02.000 Like, all these new abortion restrictions have just been introduced, are brand new, that are in effect in November.
01:03:07.000 And I just feel like this has already been taken care of, and the men are bringing it back up, and it's just a way to...
01:03:14.000 There's a lot of women bringing that back up, too, unfortunately.
01:03:15.000 Really?
01:03:15.000 It's a religious thing.
01:03:17.000 Yeah, there's a lot of...
01:03:18.000 I mean, you go to those pro-choice rallies.
01:03:20.000 A sperm is not a child!
01:03:21.000 I mean, I just don't even understand.
01:03:23.000 Well, not a sperm, you know.
01:03:24.000 Okay, well, whatever.
01:03:25.000 Like, the embryo is the second the sperm hits me.
01:03:28.000 It's like, I just don't understand how that is a life that we need to worry about.
01:03:32.000 Well, no.
01:03:32.000 I mean, I completely agree with you.
01:03:34.000 It does not make any sense.
01:03:35.000 And it's in my body.
01:03:37.000 Yeah.
01:03:37.000 So it's like, if it was in a man's body, it would be totally different, I think.
01:03:42.000 Well, yeah, I have a joke about that, too.
01:03:43.000 Oh, yeah?
01:03:43.000 What is it?
01:03:44.000 I'll tell you off the air.
01:03:45.000 Tell me!
01:03:46.000 If babies came out of dudes' dicks, there'd be four people on the planet, and abortion would be an app on your phone.
01:03:52.000 Right, right.
01:03:52.000 It really probably would be, right?
01:03:54.000 But see, that's political without being like, we Democrats, we Republicans.
01:03:58.000 Well, it's just...
01:04:00.000 The nature of what it is, is people worried about babies, right?
01:04:05.000 And then like worried about life and worried about like the religious idea of procreating and...
01:04:11.000 Yeah, but as soon as it comes out of our bodies, they can pay it minimum wage or take away its health insurance or send it off to war.
01:04:17.000 It's like they just care about it as an embryo.
01:04:19.000 It makes no sense.
01:04:21.000 And the fact that women have to wait 72 hours to have an abortion in Oklahoma now and zero hours to buy a gun.
01:04:27.000 And the fact that women have to go across the state lines.
01:04:32.000 Well, there's a federal thing for seven days for firearms.
01:04:35.000 You can't just buy a gun.
01:04:37.000 There's a federal seven-day wait period.
01:04:38.000 Okay, seven days versus...
01:04:39.000 All right, well, that's actually longer.
01:04:40.000 But still.
01:04:42.000 I think there's a real problem with anybody telling someone what they can and can't do with their body.
01:04:47.000 With their body.
01:04:48.000 But there's also a real problem when abortions get later.
01:04:51.000 Like when you're talking about late-term abortions, things get really weird when you're talking about four, five, six months.
01:04:57.000 I know a woman who got an abortion at six months.
01:05:01.000 She had to go to like some secret.
01:05:03.000 It was in New York.
01:05:05.000 There's very few doctors that were willing to do it.
01:05:07.000 Her and her boyfriend were fighting over it.
01:05:09.000 They were poor and she was pregnant.
01:05:10.000 She wanted to keep the baby.
01:05:12.000 I mean, it was like more than five months.
01:05:14.000 So she wanted to keep it.
01:05:15.000 He didn't.
01:05:15.000 Yeah.
01:05:16.000 But see, the thing is, giving birth to a child like that in that circumstance, that is not the kind of child that you're raising right now.
01:05:24.000 Your kid is being infused with love and attention and positivity.
01:05:28.000 And it's like, they're already fighting before the kid is, like, born.
01:05:32.000 It's like, that is not going to be...
01:05:34.000 A positive environment.
01:05:36.000 Maybe.
01:05:36.000 And we're overpopulated.
01:05:38.000 No, you make some good points.
01:05:39.000 And I think the good point, the counter to play devil's advocate would be, or God's advocate, would be that, you know, that kid could go to a happy family that was looking to adopt and have a wonderful life.
01:05:51.000 Or maybe it won't, or maybe it'll end up, you know, addicted to drugs.
01:05:54.000 It's like, it's not alive yet.
01:05:56.000 You're right.
01:05:57.000 It's just not.
01:05:58.000 But it can exist outside the womb, and that's when things get weird.
01:06:01.000 Late-term abortions are really weird.
01:06:02.000 But she got it.
01:06:03.000 Yeah, she did.
01:06:04.000 But she didn't want to get it.
01:06:06.000 No, she didn't.
01:06:07.000 No, and they actually wound up having kids after that, which is really weird.
01:06:10.000 That is really dark.
01:06:11.000 And he loves his kids.
01:06:12.000 He didn't have kids before then, and then he loves his kids now.
01:06:15.000 It's very strange.
01:06:15.000 That's dark.
01:06:16.000 It's very dark.
01:06:18.000 But that is the gray area that is life.
01:06:21.000 Life is weird.
01:06:23.000 It's not as simple cut and dry when people argue one side or the other.
01:06:29.000 And especially if they ignore the positives or the negatives that the other side's presenting.
01:06:34.000 People love to have absolutes.
01:06:36.000 They love to have, I'm right, you're wrong.
01:06:38.000 They love to have, this is the right way, this is the wrong way.
01:06:40.000 This is what God wants.
01:06:41.000 I mean, I guess that's what I'm saying, that I'm right.
01:06:43.000 But I feel like...
01:06:45.000 I'm right in the sense that it's up to people to choose what they want to do with their bodies and themselves.
01:06:49.000 And if they want to get on drugs or if they want to have an abortion, like, don't make people raise children, which is probably one of the hardest things to do.
01:06:56.000 I've never done it, but it must be so challenging.
01:06:59.000 And you have money.
01:07:00.000 I have money.
01:07:01.000 Like, imagine doing it with no money.
01:07:02.000 It just seems like to force someone to do that and make it almost impossible for them to get rid of their, when a man has been the one who, like, did it to them anyway.
01:07:11.000 It just seems crazy to me.
01:07:13.000 Well, they did it together, hopefully.
01:07:15.000 No, I know, I know.
01:07:16.000 But anyway, I would rather have a female in charge because I feel right now, if you do not believe that women are equal to men, which a lot of, a lot of these Middle Eastern countries don't believe that, it's like that is part, you're part of the problem of keeping people back.
01:07:29.000 Well, there certainly should be equality when it comes to laws, and there certainly should be equality when it comes to the way we treat each other.
01:07:36.000 But we also should accept the fact that we're just fucking completely different, you know, and just leave people alone.
01:07:42.000 Let them do whatever the fuck they want to do.
01:07:44.000 And anybody that thinks that a woman who's pregnant for 40 hours, or, you know, you find out, you know what I'm saying?
01:07:51.000 You just find out you're pregnant.
01:07:53.000 You got pregnant two days ago and that you shouldn't be able to stop that.
01:07:56.000 Are we talking about three cells?
01:07:59.000 What are we talking about?
01:08:00.000 Are we talking about a cluster that fits in the end of the stir?
01:08:04.000 I don't know everyone's specific beliefs.
01:08:08.000 I just know that a lot of new restrictions.
01:08:10.000 In the New York Times, last Sunday, they had a map full of all the new restrictions.
01:08:16.000 Now, in five states, you have to wait 72 hours.
01:08:19.000 In ten more states, there's two follow-up visits before you can get the abortion.
01:08:23.000 So you have to start doing counseling.
01:08:25.000 You have to drive two hours to do counseling appointments.
01:08:28.000 It's like, if you know you don't want the baby, why do you have to go do counseling?
01:08:32.000 It's just...
01:08:33.000 I think they're looking at it, and this is obviously, it's gotta be, there's gotta be a religious perspective, right?
01:08:39.000 It has to be.
01:08:40.000 But I think they're looking at it, and not looking at it like a person like you.
01:08:44.000 They're looking at a person that is lost and confused, and they're gonna give them guidance, and that's the way a lot of, like, really fundamental religious people, especially Christians, and that's the way a lot of people feel like.
01:08:56.000 Like, this person just needs to be taken in.
01:08:58.000 If we just take them into the Lord's arms and show them, What they're doing is wrong.
01:09:03.000 You have a baby inside your body.
01:09:05.000 It's the most precious gift the world can give you.
01:09:07.000 And you're just gonna have that baby killed.
01:09:10.000 What if you went around to everyone you saw and you were like, you gotta smoke pot.
01:09:14.000 You gotta do jiu-jitsu.
01:09:15.000 You gotta do everything I do.
01:09:17.000 Just do it.
01:09:17.000 It'll make you feel better.
01:09:18.000 Do it.
01:09:18.000 Do it.
01:09:19.000 But that's what I do.
01:09:19.000 That is what I do.
01:09:21.000 You're exposing the secret.
01:09:23.000 You don't stand outside sports locker or foot locker.
01:09:25.000 No, I broadcast it to 14 million people a month.
01:09:28.000 But you don't like passionately feel that everyone has to do what you do.
01:09:31.000 No, no, I really don't.
01:09:32.000 It's their choice.
01:09:33.000 It's like do it for you, but yeah.
01:09:36.000 Well, I'm a big believer in let people do whatever the fuck they want to do as long as it doesn't hurt anybody else.
01:09:41.000 And I think you are too.
01:09:42.000 And I think that the real problem that people have with abortion is they think that there's another person involved.
01:09:47.000 And it's not as simple as like, I should be able to smoke pot or I should be able to.
01:09:52.000 They think, who's standing up for that little baby inside your body?
01:09:56.000 Since when do these people care about people so much?
01:09:57.000 It's like, you have that much compassion for a cluster of cells that can fit on a fucking coffee stirrer?
01:10:04.000 But you don't give a fuck about war.
01:10:06.000 War or the minimum wage or making sure that kids get great education?
01:10:12.000 Are these people just like donating all their time and money to help living people?
01:10:16.000 It's so stupid.
01:10:18.000 How many of these people that are anti-abortion are pro, let's go to Baltimore and clean up the city?
01:10:24.000 Exactly!
01:10:26.000 Let's help these people that are in, like, really low-income environments that are filled with crime, and let's give them a way out.
01:10:32.000 Yeah, it's like, oh, these people have such overactive empathy.
01:10:35.000 They just want to help everything, even the clusters of cells that are living inside of poor strangers' bodies.
01:10:41.000 It's such a stupid way to direct their religious...
01:10:45.000 Fervor.
01:10:45.000 But isn't it fascinating because isn't that part of what a person is?
01:10:48.000 We're just a bundle of contradictions where it's so hard to be objective and logical about every single aspect of your life and that people will sometimes think that they're doing good And at the same time, promote shit that's terrible and awful.
01:11:05.000 You know, there's a lot of people that are like, I'm sure, that were like pro-life and anti-abortion that didn't give a fuck about that guy that got shot in Ferguson.
01:11:15.000 Right.
01:11:15.000 You know, there's a lot of people that think that you should execute prisoners, you know, for a variety of different things.
01:11:22.000 They believe in the three strikes law.
01:11:24.000 You know how easy it would be to commit three felonies if you lived in Compton?
01:11:27.000 You know, if you were born in Inglewood to a family filled with violence, you want to lock that person up for the rest of their life by the time they're 18 because they already have three felonies.
01:11:36.000 Yeah, they didn't get the opportunities.
01:11:38.000 That is so fucked up.
01:11:40.000 I would love to see a pro-life movement that just started really trying to help lives that are already functioning.
01:11:48.000 Why not that be the pro-life movement?
01:11:50.000 Yeah, the real pro-life.
01:11:51.000 Not these unborn babies in people who don't want them.
01:11:54.000 Yeah.
01:11:54.000 Them's stomachs.
01:11:56.000 Them's.
01:11:57.000 Yeah, the real pro-life movement is like helping the lives that are there not turn into murderers or not turn into a disaster.
01:12:06.000 Yeah, I mean, we're fucked up.
01:12:09.000 Are all these Republicans that are running, do they all believe in abortion?
01:12:12.000 Or they all believe that there should be no abortion?
01:12:14.000 You can't get through.
01:12:15.000 You can't get through unless you're pro-life.
01:12:17.000 There's no way.
01:12:18.000 Oh, really?
01:12:18.000 Yeah, you can't get through the maze.
01:12:20.000 I've never even heard of a successful Republican that gets to the end of the line.
01:12:25.000 Really?
01:12:25.000 That gets the backing of the religious right.
01:12:27.000 I mean, there might be one.
01:12:28.000 People could prove me wrong, but that's pretty much a tent.
01:12:30.000 Like Arnold Schwarzenegger or something.
01:12:31.000 But they're probably like liberals.
01:12:33.000 Libertarians.
01:12:34.000 Libertarians.
01:12:34.000 Yeah, there's probably a few rare, like maybe that Rand Paul guy believes in pro-choice.
01:12:39.000 But yeah, it's a religious thing for a lot.
01:12:42.000 I mean, it happened with Reagan.
01:12:44.000 I mean, that's really...
01:12:45.000 Reagan was the first Republican to court those really radical religious people because they realized back then that there's a lot of power in that movement.
01:12:53.000 The political power that you get from having the Christian right on your side...
01:12:58.000 You know, there's so much organizing and there's so much power behind that.
01:13:02.000 People that are just like, ah, I don't give a fuck.
01:13:05.000 Those people don't organize.
01:13:06.000 Those people don't get together.
01:13:07.000 The people that are like, leave people alone.
01:13:09.000 Let them do whatever the fuck they want to do.
01:13:11.000 A lot of those folks don't have the drive to get off the couch and go out and organize and make sure that their views are expressed evenly across the board.
01:13:21.000 But like...
01:13:22.000 When people get really religious and they think that God's involved in their choices, there's a lot of people that Especially Christianity.
01:13:30.000 There is this recruiting aspect to that religion that you don't see in Buddhism.
01:13:34.000 You don't see in Judaism.
01:13:35.000 You don't see really anywhere but Christianity.
01:13:38.000 Or maybe you'd see it in some of the Middle Eastern religions.
01:13:41.000 I don't know.
01:13:41.000 Well, Islam doesn't recruit, but they promote the fact that they're the perfect religion.
01:13:46.000 They let people join.
01:13:47.000 But Judaism is fucking hard to join.
01:13:49.000 I know.
01:13:50.000 You've got to ask three times.
01:13:51.000 You've got to take like...
01:13:53.000 My uncle did it.
01:13:54.000 Yeah?
01:13:54.000 Yeah, my uncle married a Jewish woman and he had to go through the whole deal.
01:13:57.000 He had to go to Hebrew school and the whole...
01:13:58.000 I was like, what are you doing, man?
01:14:00.000 But I like Judaism.
01:14:02.000 Why?
01:14:03.000 Because it's more—well, I was raised Catholic, and Judaism is more open to, like, intellectual discourse and asking questions and having the questions thought about and talked about.
01:14:12.000 It's not as, like, absolute as, like, Adam and Eve, go sit in the hall.
01:14:17.000 Like, I was always just put in the hallway for asking questions, and this is how it is.
01:14:21.000 And it's like, how could that be how it is?
01:14:23.000 And then you just get in trouble.
01:14:25.000 Yeah, but does that have to be a religion?
01:14:28.000 I mean, isn't open discourse, isn't that just part of being a curious human being who's intelligent?
01:14:32.000 Yes, and I believe...
01:14:33.000 And why does it have to be attached to an ideology?
01:14:35.000 Well, I think that the ideologies can teach you things like tradition and, you know, there's beautiful things in probably all religions.
01:14:42.000 And I think that the future will be not just like, Picking a religion, and I'm the religion that my dad was, and I'm the job that my dad was.
01:14:49.000 My dad was a cobbler, so I'm a cobbler.
01:14:51.000 My parents were Catholic, so I'm a Catholic.
01:14:54.000 It's so outdated.
01:14:56.000 I think as an adult, you sample lots of religions, and you learn about as many as you can, and you form your own philosophies and pull from—they're there for us to pull from.
01:15:06.000 They're all windows onto the same thing.
01:15:09.000 I want to learn more about Judaism.
01:15:12.000 I'm dating a Jew.
01:15:13.000 I want to learn more about Buddhism.
01:15:14.000 I meditate and do Buddhist chants.
01:15:17.000 I love it all.
01:15:18.000 And I think it's definitely a positive thing for your life.
01:15:22.000 I definitely think that looking into ancient traditions and philosophies, there's definitely something to be learned from it.
01:15:28.000 What I have a problem with is attaching yourself to any rigid ideology.
01:15:32.000 Yes.
01:15:32.000 I grew up Catholic, too, for a very short period of time.
01:15:35.000 My parents, like, didn't.
01:15:36.000 They stopped me from doing it when I was in first grade.
01:15:38.000 Oh, really?
01:15:39.000 Well, I was in first grade.
01:15:40.000 I told them I would run away from home.
01:15:41.000 I'm like, you send me back to this shit.
01:15:43.000 I'm not doing it.
01:15:44.000 We're lapsed Catholic.
01:15:46.000 Oh, so bad.
01:15:47.000 It's rough.
01:15:48.000 But before that my parents were getting divorced so before first grade I was like I was thinking that God was like the answer to all this cuz I was like really scared and confused and You know there's like so much turmoil going on I really thought that like that was the answer like religion was the answer and Because I was just terrified but then going to Catholic school cured me of that shit all Oh,
01:16:08.000 they were so rude and mean and nasty.
01:16:11.000 They were so mean.
01:16:11.000 I had nuns grab me.
01:16:13.000 I was, you know, what are you doing?
01:16:14.000 You think you're so cute.
01:16:16.000 Take those socks off.
01:16:17.000 Like, anytime I'd try to, like, be individual, anytime I'd ask a question, they were assholes.
01:16:24.000 God doesn't like your socks.
01:16:27.000 Yeah, that's a dark religion.
01:16:29.000 It's a very depressing religion, you know?
01:16:33.000 Although I did go to the Vatican when I was in Rome last week and I did communion.
01:16:37.000 No, not communion.
01:16:39.000 Confession.
01:16:39.000 Really?
01:16:40.000 It was like through the rope.
01:16:41.000 They're like, do you want to do confession?
01:16:42.000 I was like, well, yeah, I'm at the Vatican.
01:16:44.000 What did you talk about?
01:16:45.000 Well, I just sat down and he asked me if I believed in Jesus.
01:16:48.000 And I was like, oh, no, first he goes, have you ever made abortion?
01:16:53.000 Whoa!
01:16:54.000 That's the first thing he asked?
01:16:55.000 He goes, do you have any sins?
01:16:57.000 And I was like, well, what did I say?
01:16:59.000 I was like, not really.
01:17:02.000 I don't really believe in this religion or something like that.
01:17:06.000 And he's like, have you ever made abortion?
01:17:07.000 And I was like, no.
01:17:09.000 And I said, well, I do smoke pot.
01:17:12.000 It helps me with my creativity.
01:17:14.000 And he was like, I go, is that bad?
01:17:16.000 He's like, I can't say.
01:17:17.000 I don't know.
01:17:18.000 He was kind of seeing more Jewish, actually.
01:17:20.000 He's like, And then I told him I was going to get married to a Jew, and he's like, what can you do?
01:17:26.000 It was pretty cool.
01:17:29.000 And then he was like, can you go to Mass once a year?
01:17:32.000 And then you go to Temple once a year.
01:17:35.000 What did he say?
01:17:36.000 He was like, I think you can handle that.
01:17:38.000 Wow, you sound pretty progressive.
01:17:40.000 But I think they're trying to be more like that.
01:17:42.000 This is coming from the Vatican, right?
01:17:44.000 And I think that that was definitely an offshoot of that new Pope.
01:17:49.000 He's dope, that new Pope.
01:17:51.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm not a fan of Popes, but that guy is like, the way he speaks about gay people, the way he abandoned the giant throne.
01:17:57.000 Love it.
01:17:58.000 And now he's got like a regular chair that he sits in.
01:18:00.000 He doesn't live in their apartment either.
01:18:01.000 They have like a gold-plated apartment or something.
01:18:04.000 He got rid of the Popemobile, too.
01:18:06.000 He's like, if they're gonna shoot me, they're gonna fucking shoot me.
01:18:08.000 Oh, wow.
01:18:09.000 Yeah.
01:18:10.000 Everything I read about him, I'm so inspired.
01:18:12.000 That bulletproof Popemobile might have been one of the dumbest fucking things.
01:18:15.000 I mean, just stop and think about that.
01:18:18.000 A Popemobile?
01:18:18.000 I'm gonna go to heaven if they shoot me, but don't shoot me now, bitch.
01:18:21.000 I got shit to do.
01:18:24.000 I mean, that thing was so crazy.
01:18:26.000 This fucking aquarium.
01:18:28.000 You're driving this Pope around.
01:18:29.000 Dude, I've never even seen this.
01:18:29.000 I have to look this up.
01:18:30.000 You've never seen the Popemobile?
01:18:31.000 No.
01:18:32.000 Oh, my God.
01:18:33.000 Oh, but this is what they told me when I was in Rome.
01:18:35.000 They're like...
01:18:35.000 Look at it.
01:18:36.000 Oh, my God!
01:18:37.000 That is a bulletproof Mercedes.
01:18:40.000 That is so funny.
01:18:42.000 The Pope would drive around that thing so he didn't get JFK'd.
01:18:45.000 Well, they told me when I was in, they were like, the Pope is doing a waving at 11 o'clock.
01:18:51.000 Oh my God!
01:18:52.000 So he just drives down.
01:18:54.000 Oh my God.
01:18:55.000 That looks so, I've never seen that.
01:18:58.000 Have you never heard of that before?
01:18:59.000 I gotta get a photo shoot in one of those, like, ASAP, and drive around my hometown and do a waving.
01:19:04.000 I could see you in there for, like, Vanity Fair magazine or something like that.
01:19:08.000 Oh my God.
01:19:08.000 You getting driven around L.A.? How do you get one of those?
01:19:12.000 Natasha Leggero, the failed Catholic in the Popemobile.
01:19:16.000 What is that one?
01:19:17.000 That's not a Popemobile.
01:19:19.000 Is that real?
01:19:20.000 Oh my goodness.
01:19:21.000 Oh my god.
01:19:22.000 There's more than one, I guess.
01:19:24.000 They've made a few of them over the years.
01:19:26.000 But they seem to always be Mercedes.
01:19:28.000 Only the best for the pontiff.
01:19:30.000 Wait, will you please play me these religious songs?
01:19:32.000 I have to hear these.
01:19:33.000 You've been talking about it.
01:19:34.000 This is Take America Back from Rick Santorum, released today.
01:19:39.000 Oh, this is released today?
01:19:40.000 This is, by the way, like, this is just the beginning of this wave of fucking stupid that we're going to get.
01:19:47.000 And it's all, it's thinly veiled racism in a lot of ways because it's taking it back, taking America back.
01:19:54.000 You know, take America back from these liberals and this Obama, Barack Obama.
01:19:59.000 And they're saying in a way they didn't say when Clinton was in office.
01:20:03.000 You know, when they were trying to elect a Republican post-Clinton, they didn't have this sort of take-it-get-back sort of mentality.
01:20:12.000 And this is weird.
01:20:14.000 We'll play this.
01:20:17.000 Isn't he proud?
01:20:35.000 Unleash the pride, like the pride's a pit bull.
01:20:40.000 Is this him singing?
01:20:41.000 Yes!
01:20:42.000 I think so.
01:20:52.000 Oh, my God.
01:20:54.000 Okay, but these lyrics that we're not hearing, it's like, this is for the man working the factory, making drivetrain.
01:20:58.000 This is for the farmer working the wheat fields, growing the long grain.
01:21:02.000 It seems like they're pandering.
01:21:04.000 This is just like when you get those ads, like you start looking up a hotel, and then, like, Google starts giving you those ads constantly.
01:21:10.000 Constantly, it's like they've just done a demographic search and they're like, these are the only hope.
01:21:14.000 These people who are farmers and garbage truck drivers and whoever, yeah, the laborers, they're like, no smart person will vote for us, so we must pander In the stupidest possible way.
01:21:28.000 This is for the preachers, the teachers.
01:21:31.000 Here we go.
01:21:31.000 The blue-collar warriors.
01:21:34.000 Warriors.
01:21:35.000 They're blue-collar and they're warriors.
01:21:37.000 This is not for the teachers.
01:21:38.000 Anyone who's gone to college would not vote for this.
01:21:40.000 This is for believers whose dreams are on the line.
01:21:44.000 Oh my God.
01:21:45.000 Now, is this Santorum actually singing this?
01:21:48.000 It can't be.
01:21:50.000 Okay.
01:21:50.000 Gun-toting, pro-life, homophobic former United States senator will reportedly announce his run for presidency today.
01:21:57.000 After being edged out by Mitt Romney in 2012, Rick Santorum is throwing his hat in the ring once again.
01:22:02.000 This time the campaign is on point, judging by this official Santorum for President campaign song.
01:22:08.000 Okay, it might not be his song.
01:22:10.000 Find out.
01:22:11.000 But the idea that there's a Bush and a Clinton running again, too, is so insane.
01:22:16.000 It's mind-boggling.
01:22:17.000 I mean, I can't even believe it.
01:22:18.000 It's a dynasty.
01:22:20.000 They're royalty.
01:22:21.000 And that we haven't figured...
01:22:23.000 I mean, it's kind of good that there's other people trying.
01:22:24.000 Well, we tried with Obama, and it didn't work out so good, did it?
01:22:29.000 I don't even know if it did.
01:22:30.000 Nobody is a good fucking president.
01:22:32.000 No one has ever done it where everybody loved them.
01:22:34.000 Not a single one, ever.
01:22:36.000 Because the ambition involved, it just excludes anyone cool.
01:22:40.000 Well, especially today with the intrusion, the amount of privacy, the investigation into your past and scrutiny.
01:22:48.000 I mean, you can't be a human.
01:22:50.000 You can't be a human.
01:22:51.000 You can't have an ex-girlfriend or an ex-boyfriend.
01:22:53.000 You can't have ever been gay.
01:22:55.000 You can't have puffed marijuana.
01:22:56.000 I mean...
01:22:57.000 I think we'd be great with a gay president.
01:22:58.000 I think we need a gay guy or a gay girl.
01:23:00.000 How about a lesbo?
01:23:01.000 Lesbo would be good.
01:23:02.000 Who would you go?
01:23:03.000 Like Melissa Etheridge?
01:23:05.000 She would take this fucking place in a good direction.
01:23:07.000 You don't think Hillary would?
01:23:10.000 A lot of people think Hillary's a neocon.
01:23:12.000 Wait, what does that mean exactly?
01:23:14.000 Someone who is in bed with the military-industrial complex, someone who profits from war, someone who is...
01:23:20.000 And Obama's not like that?
01:23:21.000 Well, he certainly is a guy who is not what everybody was hoping for.
01:23:28.000 Like, everybody hoped he was going to close down Guantanamo Bay, pull everybody out of the war, straighten up America's inner cities...
01:23:33.000 I mean, they're the same brand of person, aren't they, Hillary and Obama?
01:23:37.000 I think everyone that gets into that office has to be in bed with these monstrous corporations that need to make massive amounts of money.
01:23:45.000 And the way they make massive amounts of money is they bribe politicians.
01:23:49.000 They pay massive amounts of money.
01:23:51.000 Like, when the Supreme Court passed laws that say that...
01:23:55.000 These corporations are allowed to donate money like as if they were an individual entity.
01:24:00.000 Like if you're a person, like say Natasha Leggera has a million dollars in the bank, and you're like, fuck it, I'm donating my million dollars to Hillary Clinton.
01:24:08.000 You can do that.
01:24:08.000 You can donate as much money as you want.
01:24:10.000 Well, there used to be restrictions on corporations, especially corporations that would benefit from political influence.
01:24:17.000 They got rid of those restrictions.
01:24:19.000 They got rid of those.
01:24:19.000 That's recently, right?
01:24:20.000 Yeah, I think it was during the Bush administration.
01:24:23.000 I think it was.
01:24:24.000 It was either Bush or Obama, but it's fairly recent that they did that.
01:24:28.000 And as soon as you do that, you open the floodgates for corruption and influence.
01:24:34.000 I became educated about lobbyists because of the UFC. Because the UFC had to hire a bunch of lobbyists in order to get mixed martial arts passed in all these different states.
01:24:46.000 Because when we first started, it was only legal in a few states.
01:24:50.000 And a lot of states, like right now, it's legal in every state except New York.
01:24:54.000 And the only reason why it's not legal in New York is because of corruption.
01:24:57.000 And it's almost done.
01:24:58.000 No, no.
01:24:59.000 And one of the politicians that kept it from being legal was just arrested for corruption.
01:25:04.000 So it was hilarious.
01:25:05.000 When that guy went down for corruption, everybody's like, duh!
01:25:09.000 Culinary union is a big part of it, but there's a lot of union influence because...
01:25:14.000 Long story short, the UFC is owned by this company that also owns station casinos.
01:25:19.000 They own 20-plus casinos, and they're non-union casinos, and the culinary union wants them to be union, because if they were union, they would make somewhere in the neighborhood of $15 million a year, don't quote me on that, from the dues.
01:25:34.000 So they've had this active smear campaign against the UFC, and they spent a lot of money to try to get the UFC to leverage them, to get the UFC to turn those casinos into union casinos.
01:25:45.000 So, there's a lot of fucking bullshit involved in politics, and that's the kind of things that are involved in passing laws.
01:25:51.000 It's a lot of money, a lot of influence, a lot of people bribing people.
01:25:55.000 So to get to be president, you have to play that fucking game, and there's not going to be any white knights in that game.
01:26:01.000 There's going to be whiter nights, you know, like there's going to be darker nights and whiter nights, and there's this fine balance between public acceptance and public support and the support of the corporations.
01:26:12.000 You can't have one without the other.
01:26:15.000 You've got to kind of walk this fine line.
01:26:17.000 So Hillary Clinton's pussy makes no difference.
01:26:20.000 I don't think it makes a difference.
01:26:22.000 I don't think it makes a difference.
01:26:23.000 I mean, she's already been criticized for being unduly influenced by, I mean, that whole thing with her email.
01:26:29.000 She deleted all her fucking emails and she was getting emails from a private server instead of the way you're supposed to do it.
01:26:37.000 Where they can easily investigate all of the the transactions that have gone back and forth or the Communications that have gone back and forth I try not to look at it too deeply because it's so frustrating so I can only give you like a cursory understanding of how the whole system works, but at the end of the day It's money.
01:26:56.000 I mean, it's all about money and these huge fucking corporations.
01:27:00.000 The difference between having someone in there that supports them and having someone in there that's against them, especially when it comes to environmental regulations and how difficult they make it to do things like fracking and all that kind of shit.
01:27:13.000 You're talking about billions and billions of dollars.
01:27:17.000 I don't think anybody gets there unless they play that fucking game.
01:27:20.000 That's why the Commission for Presidential Debates is a privately funded institution.
01:27:23.000 When you see those people debating on TV, like, what is that?
01:27:29.000 You have to leave?
01:27:30.000 You don't have to write it down on a piece of paper.
01:27:35.000 Why are you laughing?
01:27:36.000 I mean, I wish I didn't have to go, but I have to...
01:27:37.000 Let's do it again.
01:27:38.000 Listen, you and I have been threatening to do a podcast forever, and we finally did it.
01:27:42.000 Because when I got here, he goes, there's sometimes four hours.
01:27:44.000 No.
01:27:45.000 And I was like, well, I only have until one.
01:27:47.000 Just fine.
01:27:48.000 One is good.
01:27:49.000 One is good, Natasha.
01:27:50.000 You don't have to worry.
01:27:52.000 Listen, let's do more often.
01:27:54.000 Come back.
01:27:55.000 I'm so depressed now.
01:27:56.000 Why?
01:27:57.000 Because you were thinking that Hillary's going to be the Barack Obama for women?
01:28:00.000 That country western song.
01:28:02.000 What the fuck was that?
01:28:03.000 Take back America.
01:28:05.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:28:05.000 How they're just like purposely just...
01:28:07.000 Dumbing it down.
01:28:08.000 Dumbing it down for like...
01:28:10.000 Well, it's a hustle.
01:28:11.000 It's like a guy who wants to rape you, but he shows up with flowers.
01:28:14.000 He's trying to get you to think he's a good guy.
01:28:16.000 Who's the best person to be...
01:28:18.000 Do you think...
01:28:18.000 If you had to pick a Bush or a Clinton...
01:28:20.000 For comedy, it would be a Bush, right?
01:28:22.000 Yes.
01:28:23.000 Us, like, we'll have, like, a glory day, or glory period, right?
01:28:27.000 Comedians.
01:28:28.000 For comics?
01:28:28.000 Yeah.
01:28:29.000 Bush.
01:28:29.000 Yeah, because people would want to go out to the clubs and talk about it, and, you know...
01:28:34.000 I don't think we're supposed to think that way.
01:28:36.000 There's plenty of dumb shit going on in the world without having it be the president.
01:28:39.000 Oh, I'm not saying...
01:28:40.000 I know, I know.
01:28:41.000 I'm just thinking, like...
01:28:42.000 Here's my hope.
01:28:42.000 I have a hope.
01:28:43.000 My hope is that the internet is so pervasive.
01:28:47.000 It's so deeply embedded in everyone's life.
01:28:51.000 And the internet is all about the exchange of information.
01:28:55.000 And information is being exchanged...
01:28:57.000 And new information.
01:28:57.000 Yes.
01:28:58.000 And it's being exchanged in a way...
01:29:00.000 New trends, new words, new...
01:29:01.000 New, and not just that, but facts.
01:29:03.000 Knowing the reality of climate change, of war, of profits.
01:29:08.000 The reality that we have when it comes to understanding what's going on in the world is unprecedented.
01:29:17.000 It's instantaneous.
01:29:18.000 You have questions about things.
01:29:20.000 You can't be lied.
01:29:20.000 Like, you know, I remember Ronald Reagan on TV lying about the new studies are coming out that says that marijuana is one of the most dangerous drugs ever known.
01:29:30.000 He got that timber going.
01:29:31.000 He was a liar.
01:29:32.000 He was lying to people because they were paying him to lie.
01:29:35.000 If a politician tried to do that today, the internet would fucking explode.
01:29:39.000 Everyone would go nuts.
01:29:40.000 It was like, remember when Obama wanted to go into Syria?
01:29:43.000 Obama was saying that we got to go into Syria and literally the entire internet went fucking crazy.
01:29:48.000 The entire country was like, fuck this.
01:29:50.000 We're involved in two fucking wars and you want to go to Syria?
01:29:53.000 What's the big deal about Syria?
01:29:54.000 What exactly the fuck is happening in Syria?
01:29:57.000 Do you think the voice of the internet is going to...
01:29:59.000 I think the internet, what the internet represents is the exchange of information.
01:30:03.000 I don't think the voice of the internet.
01:30:04.000 I think it's human beings having the truth where they've never had it before and having the ability to express themselves in a way that they've never had before.
01:30:11.000 And all they would have to do to change all this shit, really change it, is abandon this fucking antiquated bullshit corrupt system and have people vote online.
01:30:20.000 You could have people vote online.
01:30:21.000 You have people make transactions.
01:30:23.000 You can fucking do your banking online.
01:30:26.000 I got Apple Pay on my phone.
01:30:28.000 I could buy shit online.
01:30:29.000 Everyone's doing things online.
01:30:31.000 But you can't vote online?
01:30:33.000 That's ridiculous.
01:30:34.000 The reason being, if you make it really easy to vote, then really everybody has a say.
01:30:39.000 Instead of having the way they have it now, where it's this, you know, you have the electoral college, and you don't really vote.
01:30:45.000 You vote for a representative, and that representative represents your state or your district.
01:30:48.000 It's all cock bullshit.
01:30:50.000 It's nonsense.
01:30:51.000 What they need to do is revamp the system and revamp the system in a way that reflects the actual will of the people.
01:30:58.000 And that will radically change the world.
01:31:00.000 Because the will of the people is educated now in a way that it's never been before.
01:31:04.000 How do we make that happen?
01:31:05.000 How do we raise money for revamping the electoral college?
01:31:10.000 I think slowly but surely the system that's in place is more and more ridiculous every year.
01:31:15.000 I mean, look at that song!
01:31:16.000 Yeah.
01:31:17.000 That is an actual, not an SNL sketch.
01:31:20.000 I mean, that's an actual...
01:31:22.000 You and I are laughing.
01:31:23.000 Do you know how many fucking people are crying when they heard that?
01:31:25.000 We do need to take back America and stop the abortions!
01:31:29.000 You're killing babies, Natasha Leggero!
01:31:32.000 By the way, I'm not having a lot of abortions.
01:31:35.000 I'm just saying...
01:31:35.000 How many of you have?
01:31:36.000 Zero, but I would love to have one if I needed to.
01:31:39.000 I can't wait.
01:31:42.000 I'll relish...
01:31:43.000 I'll periscope it.
01:31:44.000 Yeah!
01:31:49.000 Periscope is another thing, man.
01:31:50.000 It's another new internet thing.
01:31:53.000 It's getting people closer and closer to each other.
01:31:56.000 We live in a weird time, Natasha.
01:31:58.000 I'm going to tweet that I'm periscoping my abortion intent.
01:32:00.000 Well, I'm going to periscope you ending this podcast right now.
01:32:06.000 I'm going to periscope it right now.
01:32:07.000 I have so many more questions, but we'll talk next time.
01:32:10.000 You have questions?
01:32:11.000 Well, no, I just wanted to get your thoughts on, you know, whatever.
01:32:14.000 There's a lot of things happening.
01:32:15.000 Now I'm all amped.
01:32:17.000 Let's do this again soon.
01:32:18.000 Can we do this again more often?
01:32:19.000 Yes.
01:32:37.000 That's hilarious.
01:32:38.000 That is really fucking hilarious.
01:32:39.000 Yeah, you guys were doing one like when?
01:32:41.000 Duncan just understood it.
01:32:43.000 I don't know, like a long time ago.
01:32:44.000 Maybe seven years ago or something.
01:32:45.000 Was it that long ago?
01:32:46.000 Six years ago.
01:32:47.000 Were you doing it before I was doing it?
01:32:49.000 Probably.
01:32:50.000 Wow, that's crazy.
01:32:51.000 I know that no one had one.
01:32:53.000 No one?
01:32:54.000 Did Adam Carolla have one?
01:32:55.000 He did.
01:32:56.000 But his was always more of a radio show.
01:32:58.000 Right, it still is.
01:33:00.000 Natasha Leggero.
01:33:02.000 People can get you online.
01:33:04.000 Natasha Leggero on Twitter.
01:33:06.000 What else?
01:33:07.000 Oh, our new show Another Period comes out on Comedy Central June 23rd.
01:33:12.000 It takes place in 1902. It's like imagine if the Kardashians moved into Downton Abbey.
01:33:19.000 That's my new show, and it's a reality show.
01:33:21.000 It is?
01:33:22.000 It's after Amy Schumer.
01:33:23.000 I'm so confused.
01:33:24.000 No, it's like a fake reality show.
01:33:25.000 Oh, okay, okay, okay.
01:33:27.000 Don't be confused.
01:33:28.000 A fake reality show.
01:33:29.000 Yes.
01:33:29.000 Okay.
01:33:30.000 All right.
01:33:30.000 Thank you so much.
01:33:31.000 Thank you for having me.
01:33:32.000 You're awesome.
01:33:32.000 Love having you on.
01:33:33.000 This was fun.
01:33:34.000 Let's do it again, all right?
01:33:35.000 All right.
01:33:35.000 See you soon, you fucks.
01:33:37.000 Are you over here?
01:33:38.000 Bye, everybody.
01:33:43.000 This is gonna be here tomorrow.
01:33:44.000 Rich Voss?
01:33:45.000 Are we live?
01:33:46.000 Oh, Rich Voss, tomorrow.
01:33:48.000 Should be awesome.