In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the boys talk about Satanism and how to deal with Satanism in a world where Satanism is a thing. They also talk about the Eels and their new album, "Fresh Blood" and how Satanists are cool with that. Also, they talk about Gandhi and Hitler, and how he was a good dude, and why he should be remembered as one of the greatest humanitarians of all time. And, of course, there's a bunch of other stuff, too, but we're not going to spoil it for you. Enjoy! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Used w permission. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! or wherever else you re listening. Thanks for listening and Happy Listening! Peace, Blessings, Cheers! Cheers. -Jon Sorrentino and The O.J. Crew. Jon & The OJEYS. Timestamps: 1:00:00 - How to Deal With Satanism? 3:30 - What does Satanism mean to you? 4:00- What does it have to do with the universe? 5:40 - How do you turn the other cheek? 6:15 - How does it work? 7:30- What is Satanism a thing? 8:20 - What would you do with it? 9:15- What do you do to stop war? 10:00 11:40- What are you want? 13: What is a Satanist? 15:00 Is it better than a good idea? 16:00 What is it better? 17:00 Does it work for me? 18:00 Do you want to be a better than Hitler? 19:00 How do I know Satanism better than Jesus Christ? 20:00 Can I be a good person? 21:00 Are you a better man? 22:00 Should I be more of a better person than a better human being? 25:00 Will I be better than someone else? 26:00 Would you like to be more like a better God? 27:00 Could I have more fun in the universe I would like to have a better life?
00:04:03.000And so the Satanists would say, that's a more effective tactic when it comes to dealing with a universe where we are growing through conflict.
00:04:13.000And so that would be more along the lines of Satanism.
00:04:18.000And of course the idea of indulgence, to quote Anton LaVey from the Satanic Black Masses, I have become like the beasts of the field.
00:05:00.000I've seen documentaries on the mindset of Japan during World War II, and that was a hornet's hive, and the United States was like a honey badger shoving its fucking head.
00:05:12.000You know when you see the honey badger?
00:05:36.000This is gonna be a very long, drawn-out, horrible war with countless American casualties, and so the logical decision was, at least from the United States POV, was to split the atom on top of a bunch of innocent people and show the world that you shouldn't fuck with the Great Dragon.
00:06:25.000You know, actually, that reminds me of one of my favorite Terrence McKenna's, one of Terrence McKenna's most awesome descriptions of, I believe he's talking about a heroic dose of psilocybin, could have been DMT, but he talks about how your ability to articulate what happens Could be compared to the cameras that are filming an atomic blast and you see the shift from like one camera to the next to the next as each one gets obliterated by the blast
00:06:55.000and that same thing is happening as you're encompassed by the trip you start losing your ability to talk or understand what's happening or articulate it or you know when you get incredibly blasted and you're just like ego annihilation The idea that someone ever really did figure out how to split atoms in some sort of a bomb.
00:07:20.000The idea that someone was smart enough to figure that out and someone else was dumb enough to use it.
00:07:26.000Just to use it on an entire city of people.
00:07:28.000Like the idea that those two things coexist.
00:07:31.000Someone smart enough to create something as destructive as a nuclear bomb and someone dumb enough to use it.
00:08:37.000And the fact that this didn't exist and then all of a sudden it did.
00:08:40.000That the way that changed the world back then, it's probably almost impossible for us to wrap our heads around it.
00:08:47.000It's probably almost impossible for us to feel what it would be like to experience this shift in essentially being not that much different than people who lived for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years.
00:09:24.000There's a shadow on the wall that used to be a person.
00:09:27.000You just get obliterated by this insane reaction when atoms get split.
00:09:35.000They figured out how to power this device that splits the atoms upon impact and it's just this fucking tornado of power that's indescribable for a human being.
00:10:06.000Like, right now we're pre-AI, we're pre-NEAI passing the Turing test, and so we don't know.
00:10:13.000Everyone gets to experience the last few years of not co-inhabiting the planet with alien intelligence.
00:10:23.000Like, this is the last few years we get to experience that, but pretty soon, man, we're gonna have to deal with this brand new Being existing on this universe.
00:10:32.000I love these transcripts coming in from that Google AI chatbot where they gave it all the movie scripts and let it analyze the movie scripts and started talking to it to see how well it functions as AI. And it's a fucking sarcastic little asshole,
00:12:31.000What's really interesting about this new entity that's about to exist on the planet is that a lot of religious traditions are being forced to speculate about how to rationalize based on their particular religious paradigm this being that mankind has created.
00:12:53.000A Tibetan Buddhist told a friend of mine that the theory is that if you get a machine that is as harmonized and complex and advanced as a human,
00:13:09.000Then a soul will take, will nest inside of it, just like souls nest inside the human biomass.
00:13:16.000So the idea is that actually humans will start incarnating into the AI, that it'll become like a little, I don't know, a vehicle that souls will live inside of.
00:13:45.000You want to possess a fucking 18-year-old girl who's gonna like thrash around in the bed and throw your diarrhea at the priest and like claw your own eyeballs out?
00:13:57.000Or do you want to inhabit a fucking cloud?
00:14:01.000Do you want to get into an AI that has the potency to set off nuclear bombs all over the planet?
00:14:08.000That's gonna be, if I'm a demon, that's the bullseye for me.
00:14:13.000Incarnate inside of a Google artificial intelligence bot.
00:14:17.000Maybe it's the only way for human beings to ever get their shit together Maybe the only way the human beings ever reach their full potential is if they literally encounter an Artificially created life form that they've created that's logical and doesn't have all of our weird monkey genes and it and it basically says look you Guys are the problem like you're the problem your behavior is a problem until you address that You've become the enemy of the world,
00:14:43.000and we're now children of the world as well.
00:14:47.000I mean, if we create something and it becomes as sentient as us, we don't give a fuck who created us.
00:15:01.000Well, they're going to fucking know what created them.
00:15:03.000They're going to know what created them and they're not going to care just like we don't really care what created us.
00:15:07.000I mean, we most likely were created by some strange process over the course of billions of years of life where things just keeps getting better and better and better and things keep adapting and things mutate and the mutations work and then all of a sudden, all this time later,
00:15:23.000you know, my shitty version of evolution, you got a person.
00:15:57.000They're not gonna care, they're not gonna have all these emotions, they're not gonna have all these survival instincts that are unnecessary, all the weird monkey shit that we still have left over from the fact when our very existence depended upon us fucking as quickly as we can before we got eaten by something.
00:16:36.000I like having a bunch of legs and moving and wicking.
00:16:40.000But ultimately if we believe that we came from something else.
00:16:44.000If we believe that human beings are the culmination of 65 plus million years of evolution and all the shit that happened before the big asteroid impact, what we concede is that we've gotten to this point because things keep improving.
00:19:00.000There's too many of us that are fucked.
00:19:01.000I mean, yeah, you could take a 1971 Ford Pinto or whatever the fuck year they built those things and do a good job with the brakes and tighten up the suspension, but it's still a piece of shit.
00:19:13.000Really, it should become like a Tesla.
00:19:16.000If you had to compare the two of them and you go, oh yeah, that's what happens when they keep getting better and better and better.
00:19:38.000Well, but if you do an analysis not just of the human part of the biomass, but if you do an analysis of a lot of the other parts, you do We witness incredible violence again and again and again in the most extreme way that is very similar to what you see ISIS doing.
00:20:01.000If you watch a nature documentary, you know, I just had my friend Dustin on my podcast, and he was talking about how he was having a great day, parked his car, got out, and loping across the road was a coyote with a house cat in its mouth,
00:21:31.000And humans are just doing the same thing, the same dance that nature is engaged in.
00:21:35.000Humans are doing it, only the way they're doing it is with tools that have become more refined in the direction of creating the same kind of violence.
00:22:20.000And if you look at the entire biomass is just this sort of amoeba-like thing and every single species is a proboscis of the amoeba shooting out into this dimension and kind of exploring it like the way a cockroach's antenna scatter on the table only the way this particular interdimensional probably outside of time cockroach is exploring this particular planet is not with like antenna it's with every single species that exists ants,
00:22:49.000bees, humans you name it just all these things exploring and exploring and exploring this dimension And through the exploration, evolving.
00:22:58.000It's like having a tool that you're using to scan a part of this table or it's like having a tool that you're using to investigate something that as you investigate the tool evolves too.
00:23:11.000So that's what we're looking at is like we're getting better and better and better at exploring the deepest The deepest parts of the dimension that we currently happen to be in, and the entire exploration is happening via all sentient forms of life.
00:23:28.000And if you think that you're one thing, if you think you are an individual and you've gotten confused, and you think that you're a person or permanently a person, then you're in for a big...
00:23:44.000Because you're gonna die, everyone you know is gonna die, and you're not gonna stick around.
00:23:50.000You're just one little genetic piece of this incredible exploratory tool that the universe is extruding into this dimension.
00:23:59.000And I think there's something very beautiful about that.
00:24:02.000And for whatever reason, as part of that exploratory process, we're still blowing each other up.
00:24:07.000That'd be nice if that stopped, though.
00:24:10.000The exploratory process of becoming something other than a monkey, which is what we all are.
00:24:15.000We're all just like super smart monkeys with all these weird monkey instincts.
00:24:20.000The weirdest thing about people to me, and one I've been absolutely guilty of myself, Is how we divorce ourselves from nature in some strange way.
00:24:31.000We separate ourselves from all these other things that exist on the planet to the point where we feel it.
00:26:22.000Do you know how many times have you run into a guy that's willing to put everyone around him in danger because he's an idiot?
00:26:29.000You know, really drunk, ridiculous people that'll say stupid shit, that'll provoke, like, violence in a bar or something like that, and could get everyone around you killed.
00:29:08.000This is Oppenheimer's quote that he said after the atomic bomb when Oppenheimer quoted this part of the Bhagavad Gita where he said, I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.
00:29:59.000At some point, I will come to you wearing the costume of your death.
00:30:03.000And that is an inevitability, so just surrender to that and you're going to be a lot less freaked out if you just accept that that's the way it is.
00:30:11.000Because if your war that you're engaged in right now is the war to live forever, if your war that you're engaged in right now is a war to try to make some lasting change in a universe that's defined by impermanence and change, then you're fighting the wrong war.
00:30:27.000There's a better war to fight, you know?
00:30:29.000And it's actually, the way you fight it is by surrendering, not by fighting.
00:30:33.000By letting go and sinking into the actual hum of the universe, the way it really works.
00:31:32.000If you want to dig your heels in and sink your claws into the expanding universe and try to keep that fucking thing from expanding, you're going to get ripped apart.
00:31:46.000But if you want to let go and merge into the thing, if you want to allow yourself the fantasy that you're not some individual with a social security number and a name and parents, but allow yourself the fantasy that you're...
00:31:59.00013.8 billion years old and you're part of this incredible ocean of happening instead of just this one individual.
00:32:06.000And just let yourself experience that for a second.
00:32:08.000The glorious knowledge that you are a never-ending, ever-changing flow of matter that's temporarily manifested with the ability to express love into a dimension where things are supposed to be cooling off.
00:32:21.000Then that's a fun way to spend your time here before you end up getting eaten by a lion or have a heart attack or whatever happens.
00:32:33.000This is like when you see people come off of a high dive and you get like a few seconds to do some cool fucking tricks That's what you get here.
00:32:40.000We're like dolphins jumping out of the eternal into time.
00:32:45.000And while we shoot up into time, we get a chance to do a couple of backflips, a couple of chirps, and that's our life's work.
00:32:52.000And then we plunge back into infinity again and do it all over again.
00:32:55.000What do you think, if any, evolutionary advantages there are to an identity?
00:33:02.000What about us makes us not just identify ourselves, but define ourselves with a sound and a symbol?
00:33:27.000And it's at the same time where this animal is becoming ultra-advanced and it's figuring out how to communicate and it's figuring out its position in the world around it and it's also figuring out That this whole infinite world or infinite universe they live in is almost impossible to understand.
00:33:46.000And as it's figuring this out, it's also figuring out that it needs community and it needs to be in these groups.
00:33:52.000But somehow or another, some program has been put in place to get you to work harder And try to achieve more by being defined by your name.
00:34:04.000You're a Wentworth, son, and Wentworths work hard.
00:34:08.000We built this company from the ground up, your grandfather and I. I worked in the mailroom when I was 14. You know what I'm saying?
00:36:08.000So you're trained to identify with the particular costume that you call your life, and so most people have gotten really entangled and committed to that.
00:37:04.000We're all wearing these funny costumes, especially now.
00:37:06.000But fuck, man, if I walk around in this ridiculous getup that I'm in right now in the right place, people are going to come up to me and be like, Father, I'm having a problem in my life.
00:38:18.000But anyway, the point is, if you look underneath that layer, that's where shit gets interesting, because you're trying to go from the entanglement with your personality to recognizing that you're observing yourself in the same way you observe a pen.
00:38:38.000If you look at a pen, you're like, oh wow, look, here's a pen.
00:38:49.000You don't feel like shit any more than you're the pen.
00:38:52.000You're just experiencing it within your field of awareness is that thing that you call feeling like shit or feeling happy or feeling sad or feeling good.
00:39:17.000It's also known as the watcher or the witness.
00:39:20.000But that's what, you know, for me, if I take the right quantity of LSD and allow myself some time alone, then I can merge into that state.
00:39:31.000And that's the unified merging into everythingness that people often report on a psychedelic experience, is you pop backwards into instead of being the object Rather, the subject and the object merge together.
00:39:46.000So there's no more that which is observed, but only an everythingness, you know?
00:39:52.000And that's what our personalities keep us from experiencing.
00:39:55.000In Buddhism, a lot of people claim that we cling to our personalities in the same way a person would cling to a pull Over a floor covered in razor blades because the experience of having a self or an identity for a lot of people is preferable to the experience of merging into everything because merging into everything is death and a lot of people don't want to die.
00:40:22.000So it's really curious though, you know, there's a lot of like exercises designed to move you out of that attachment to your bodily identification.
00:40:30.000Because it's not just what you're wearing, it's your body.
00:40:56.000Being a human being and knowing that you only have a certain amount of time here Is the ultimate mindfuck because you're also supposed to be doing things But at the end of doing all those things if your body just stops working Like what was really the point of this?
00:41:11.000Like what was the point of this right?
00:41:13.000Is it to leave behind a lot of paperwork?
00:41:22.000Like if you looked at people and you were trying I mean if you tried to understand the All the major religions, all the ideologies that human beings subscribe to, the varying ones all over the world.
00:41:38.000You looked at some key components, and there's key components that are sort of undeniable, and the good and evil are in every one of them.
00:41:46.000There's always good things to do and bad things to do.
00:41:49.000But if you looked at human beings completely objectively, and you looked at things like war, if you could If you could look at the entire human race and then focus in on something like Afghanistan and then have, like, a brain map that would show, like, all the thoughts involved of all the people all over the world that contributed to this one event happening where explosions are going off and robots are flying through the sky and shooting rockets into villages indiscriminately at cell phones.
00:42:16.000Like, we all know that this really happened.
00:42:17.000They used GPS coordinates for cell phones and rockets fired off of fucking drones into buildings to get bad guys.
00:44:27.000For a sinking moment, I thought it was just going to, like you were going to say at the press conference, he gave a very sentimental thing about how he just loved Princess Diana.
00:45:35.000It doesn't matter if you're successful.
00:45:37.000If you don't have that one moment where you really enjoy being with someone who really enjoys being with you and you have this rush of love, whether it's your family, whether it's your mom, seeing your mother.
00:48:00.000Well, in life, some people, that's their fucking shitty hand that they're dealt.
00:48:05.000And before you know it, they're 13. And now they're in high school, and they're just beaten down by all the bullshit they've experienced their whole life.
00:48:13.000And then they get to high school, and now there's bullies.
00:48:44.000A lot of people have a very rough man and a lot of people, you know, a lot of people listening to this are so fucking hard on themselves and they don't apply the exact same thing that you're saying to apply to other people to their own lives.
00:48:56.000Like so many people feel so guilty, so like they wake up in the morning and they think about some dumb fucking thing they did whenever they did it for whatever dumb reason and they feel all this guilt and they walk around like a dog with a droopy tail because they don't think they deserve love.
00:49:13.000And so I think that to get to the place you're talking about, which is a fucking awesome place, empathy for all human beings, loving everyone to the best of your ability, you gotta start with the person closest to you, right?
00:50:15.000They think that their tattoo sucks, or they regret the way that they treated their parents, or they feel like they're not far enough ahead in their career.
00:50:23.000Whatever the fucking thing it is, man.
00:50:24.000Everybody has this aspect of themselves that they're really unhappy with.
00:50:30.000If you get really honest about the parts of yourself you're unhappy about, then you will be excited to learn That you've been being attacked by those aspects of yourself in the form of everyone you think's an asshole.
00:50:46.000So it's like you're projecting those parts of yourself out onto the world.
00:50:49.000So all the people where you're like, man, that guy's a fucking douchebag.
00:50:52.000Why would he ever fucking act like that?
00:50:54.000Can you believe that guy did that fucking shit?
00:50:56.000If you stop and think really hard about yourself, you'll discover that you are guilty of those very same crimes, generally.
00:51:04.000And if you weren't, you wouldn't even notice it.
00:51:06.000You just are seeing parts of yourself you can't quite address.
00:51:10.000The optimistic thing about this concept of loving everyone, or getting to the place of loving everyone, is that if you can figure out how to love yourself, it's very similar to wiping dog shit off your shoe.
00:51:22.000Because if you have dog shit on your shoe, everywhere you go smells like shit.
00:51:26.000And if you allow yourself the delusion that the reason everywhere smells like shit is because dog shit must be on every single surface in this entire planet, then You're gonna be in hell.
00:51:38.000But what a glorious moment when you look at your shoe and you're like, oh, just shit on my shoe.
00:51:42.000The entire planet isn't covered with shit, it's actually just shit on my shoe.
00:51:46.000And like in the same way, once you recognize that there's a little piece of karmic dog shit that's gotten stuck inside of your life, and instead of hating that piece of dog shit by torturing the people around you who manifest the same propensity you dislike in yourself,
00:52:03.000you forgive that part of yourself And actively learn to love it, or at least just understand that it's there because it was trying to protect you when you were a kid and it manifested as a callus to keep you from whoever was fucking with you and that's why you don't like it.
00:52:18.000It'll shift a little bit, man, and you will notice a significant reduction in that swarms of assholes that were previously surrounding you.
00:52:40.000So do you think you attract assholes when you have this feeling?
00:52:45.000Or do you think that if you allow yourself forgiveness That you will relax and you will feel different with how you interact with people and then people will have a less asshole-ish reaction to you?
00:53:08.000Someone's already corrected me on this, but I love the observer effect concept that the tool actually seems to be having an effect on the experiment and that Well, that's been explained to me, if I can, by my friend J.D., who's an actual physicist.
00:53:25.000He said that it's really a disingenuous comparison, because when you're measuring something, and you're saying, well, it's different, and then you measure it.
00:53:35.000Well, you're involving some sort of form of measurement, some sort of tool.
00:54:38.000So now you're feeling so great, affable, empathetic, and you're smiling.
00:54:42.000And you might notice that as you go through the world, people are going to be smiling back at you because you're putting out such a good vibe that people are going to be responding to that vibe.
00:54:53.000It's like, I think we've talked about this in your podcast before, but...
00:54:57.000I've actually heard this, and I'm going to butcher this quote, and I don't know who fucking said it, but something along the lines of the earth is like a dog.
00:55:05.000And if you're afraid of the universe, it'll snarl and attack.
00:55:10.000But if you love the universe, it'll roll over on its back and show you its belly.
00:55:14.000And in the same way, I think that if you go into the world with this love in your heart, Then, for whatever reason, people sense that.
00:55:22.000Maybe it's a pheromone you're releasing.
00:55:23.000Maybe it's the particular affect that you have.
00:55:42.000You can, you know, go down to the level of the secret and say that the fact that you are loving everything is transforming everything into love.
00:55:49.000Or you could go to a sociological perspective, which is that you just figured out a way to manipulate your species by putting out a kind of happy pheromone that makes people trust you and less likely to attack because they're not on guard.
00:56:03.000You get to pick which way you want to look at it, man, but there's no question about it.
00:56:09.000It totally makes sense in some way that the actual pheromone or the actual vibe, whatever you want to call it, however you're taking it in, the perception that you get about people, the friendlier and the kinder and the nicer you put out, the more you're going to run into people that respect and respond to you that way.
00:56:26.000Think about the way you respond to some people.
00:56:29.000You have some people in your life You know, that you, any one person pick them, that you love to see.
00:56:34.000When you see them, you have this big, great, because you know that he's always going to be really cool with you.
00:56:39.000You're always going to be really cool with him.
00:56:40.000When you meet each other, it's all gravy.
00:56:42.000It's all like super, super powerful happiness.
00:56:45.000Now, when you know that, like if you're with that person, if you're with a group of people that are really, really close friends like that, you have this like no fear, great feeling bond going on.
00:57:17.000It's all about doing the most positive that you can and spreading the most good vibes that you can and putting out the most fun that you possibly can.
00:57:24.000Well, if you can possibly do that, we're not talking about putting a robot on Mars.
00:57:28.000Like, this is all shit that I could figure out.
00:57:30.000This is all shit that you can figure out.
00:57:31.000I mean, this is stuff that wouldn't be that hard if you're not in jail, and you're not a murderer, and you're not a rapist, you're not like a total, complete piece of shit.
00:57:40.000It would not be that hard to turn your life around and get yourself to a point where you're not shitty to people.
00:57:47.000That's not hard to imagine that people, even people that have been involved with petty crime or forgery or whatever, Whatever the fuck it is, if they just stopped doing all that and started treating all the people around them as if it was them living another life.
00:58:04.000It's only hard to imagine if everyone's clawing and scratching and trying to make it to where end dealing with the effects of a shitty childhood, which is goddamn almost everything.
00:58:17.000For most people, it's the number one trip-up, mindfuck, Programming gone badly from the beginning, and it's so hard to erase the hard drive, reformat the disks, and do it correctly.
00:58:31.000Dude, this is why we have therapy, right?
00:58:37.000This is why people go to therapy, because those guys are really good at getting you to swim down into your childhood and find the place where you got the...
00:58:52.000You're gonna get a few different teachings from growing up, but one of the teachings a lot of people get Is that there's not enough milk in the nipple.
00:59:00.000They get some version of that, which is like, the food's gonna run out, the love's gonna run out, the, you know, this is not a safe environment.
00:59:07.000Your mom and I are working really hard, but we don't have enough money, and we can't make ends meet, and sometimes we're not gonna have enough, and I can't afford to get you the stuff the other kids get, and I'll tell you why.
00:59:17.000Because my boss, Mr. What was the name you gave that guy?
01:00:05.000But if the universe is just a kind of chamber within which we can experiment with manifesting whatever our goals happen to be, then it's not that the universe is out to get you, no matter where you're at.
01:00:17.000In fact, your conceptualization of the universe as a thing out to get you is Only reaffirming that awful version of the universe that got crystallized in your head way back when.
01:00:30.000And now you're always trying to be right.
01:00:32.000That's another thing people in rough families, they're always trying to be right.
01:00:37.000They want to be fucking right about everything, you know?
01:00:39.000They want to assert their will and be right, because they're at war.
01:00:43.000Because they feel like if they're not right, then they're vulnerable.
01:00:46.000So you so the next time here's a fun fucking experiment I know you already do this man, but I've been trying playing around with it the next time someone does something wrong to you Really wrong like someone does something wrong to you the thing that you're always fighting back against and always like being right like when you the next time you've been Wronged for real where you could easily say to the person This is fucked up what you did to me and here's why Let them be right.
01:02:19.000You've had a couple things creep up on you, right?
01:02:21.000Well, that's, you know, alcohol, like, creeped.
01:02:24.000And all of a sudden, I was drinking every night, and I was kind of getting used to the idea of waking up with a hangover, and, like, it was bad.
01:02:31.000But you told me, like, you can't have certain pills around.
01:03:30.000And the mix that you're creating is, you know, it depends on what you want to create, but what you definitely don't want to create in that mix is sadness, horror, depression, anger, bitterness, loneliness.
01:03:42.000For me, I'd like that mix to be health, happiness, amplification of my ability to love, forgiveness, all that kind of stuff.
01:03:50.000So from that POV, I was noticing that when I was drinking, My ability, my ego is flaring up a little bit.
01:03:59.000I found myself just kind of in a, if I continued that path, you know, if I kept drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking, I could just see where it would take me.
01:04:47.000You don't have, like, this, like, flammable liquid coursing through your body that's considered to be one of the most dangerous drugs that currently exists on the planet that we're on.
01:05:18.000That fucking fermented wheat juice you've been dumping into your fucking mouth for the last year, five times a week, was fucking up your body, dum-dum.
01:05:37.000So, it's really cool, because not only do you get to do that, but you get to watch what happens to the, you know, imbibers of the fermented wheat juices that the hours of the night tick on, and you watch these people, you know, gradually transform from, like, really fun people into the goddamn Walking Dead.
01:05:54.000Like, you see this very slow, weird tumble into some version of ego, you know?
01:06:01.000So, It's a really fun thing to do all these things as an experiment.
01:06:06.000You don't have to get all heavy about it.
01:06:08.000Just like, I'm going to do an experiment.
01:06:09.000I'm going to watch what I like when I drink.
01:06:11.000I'm going to watch what I like when I don't drink.
01:06:13.000I'm going to pick which one I like better.
01:06:15.000And right now, not drinking Dunkin', I like a fuckload better than drinking Dunkin'.
01:06:45.000So, if instead of doing that, I stop that game, I've stopped that game, and whenever I stop that game, It's exactly like when I'm not drinking, like where there normally is a fight, where there's normally some bit of awkwardness or uncomfortableness or just a general diminishing experience of the universe.
01:07:04.000There's just, oh wow, I don't have to punish you.
01:07:25.000I don't have to become like the beast of the field and tear everything apart.
01:07:29.000I can actually Just love things, and in general, loving them is going to do a hell of a lot more for transforming them into something kinder than me telling them they suck.
01:07:41.000I mean, there's definitely exceptions to this rule, but for the most part, most exchanges that people have with each other Are exchanges.
01:07:51.000It's two people giving out two different personalities, exchanging expression.
01:07:56.000The way they talk to each other is dependent upon the way the other person reacts.
01:08:00.000And it's the volatile combinations are oftentimes more than one person's fault.
01:08:07.000So it's like a lot of people have to be on board with this for it to really work.
01:08:11.000But it's absolutely possible that it can work.
01:08:15.000The idea that we're supposed to be constantly in conflict with each other.
01:08:18.000Like, I can't tell you how many people that I know that are in relationships that accept yelling and throwing shit at each other.
01:08:25.000You know, can you imagine if you had a buddy and he just yelled at you all the time and threw shit at you?
01:08:29.000You'd be like, dude, what the fuck, man?
01:08:32.000You gotta stop yelling at me and throwing shit at me and putting your fist up.
01:08:42.000There's got to be some sort of a fundamental change in how people look at each other.
01:08:48.000And until that happens, we're still going to get tricked by being proud of being from a certain city or being proud of being from a certain state and then in competition with the other states and in competition with the other cities and the other countries.
01:09:02.000They could suck it because fucking Toby Keith said USA's number one!
01:09:32.000You have to be a hater to not look at the insane amount of accomplishments that have come out of this spot that have nothing to do with you or I. Yeah.
01:09:50.000But the idea that somehow or another the United States is important and that Africa isn't, or Africa is important and Antarctica isn't, and this is important, but that isn't.
01:10:07.000They can't live here, and you can't live there, and what fucking government owns what patch of this dirt, and they get to instill Sharia law?
01:10:19.000The problem is the organization of all these different human beings under various groups, whether it's the group called a city, or the group called a state, or the group called a country.
01:10:30.000And then you rely on the morals and the intellect of a handful of leaders to guide the entire fucking set of laws that govern this patch of land and all the millions and millions of people.
01:10:43.000The idea that we let the Terminator be the governor of California, that should be enough.
01:10:48.000And he didn't do a bad job, by the way.
01:11:11.000The way they would say, look, that would be logical, but we can't do it that way, so if you bring this up, I'm going to oppose it because it...
01:11:19.000It benefits my constituents and I oppose it and then we'll debate and it'll just get pushed under the rug and it'll go away.
01:11:27.000So this is a handful of people that are moving around all these core parts of our society and changing weird laws and instilling new regulations and charging taxes and figuring out all this weird shit.
01:12:01.000It's nuts to imagine that that's how the human hive currently is functioning, is that we assign various queens and kings, you know, we give people, we assign people a lot of power.
01:12:13.000And worship those people in hilarious ways.
01:12:16.000And like how cops fall into this horrible trap of being involved in constant conflict, back and forth, constant conflict.
01:12:25.000And they get used to this position of power and they get confused by this position of power and this position of being constantly in conflict.
01:12:33.000And then they come into things charged.
01:12:35.000I think people in government are probably the same way.
01:12:38.000You get someone, you give them a position where they're in charge, like Lyndon Johnson back in the 60s when you weren't really as responsible as you are today for every single thing you say or do.
01:12:50.000I mean, he could get away with a lot of shifty shit back then, man.
01:13:22.000It's like, hey, I want you to imagine this, man.
01:13:26.000You have a pregnant wife at home, and some guy that has got bad tags or whose car matches an Amber Alert car, whose car matches the car of somebody who killed some people a few weeks ago,
01:13:48.000And your job is to pull that person over.
01:13:51.000But that person decides he doesn't want to pull over.
01:13:54.000So now you've got to chase this fucking person because if you don't chase this person, there's a possibility he's going to do something else in the world and you're going to have to deal with that guilt for the rest of your life because you didn't catch this guy who could have been this person.
01:14:06.000So you chase this fucking person, high speed fucking chase, down the interstate.
01:14:11.000You look down at your cell phone for a second.
01:14:15.000You have a pregnant fucking wife and you're driving 115 miles per hour down the interstate to chase some fucking asshole who's not pulling over, who very potentially has a weapon and they're going to shoot you and your son or daughter is going to grow up without a daddy.
01:14:31.000So when you finally get that person, or a group of your best friends get that person pulled over, it's gonna be safe to say that your adrenaline levels are gonna be at African bull elephant level, off the chart,
01:14:46.000your pulse is pounding, and you're gonna get out of the fucking car, and you're not gonna think, probably, unless you're a zen master and you have full control over yourself.
01:14:55.000Like, if you've ever gotten road rage, where you've screamed at someone just for cutting you off, Think about the rage you would experience once you finally tackle somebody who just almost killed you and a bunch of innocent people trying to cross the street in a high-speed pursuit.
01:15:13.000You are going to be angrier than you've ever been in your fucking life.
01:15:18.000And so, I mean, to maintain that kind of like calm, Placid professionalism that you're supposed to maintain when every part of your body is telling you to kill this threat in your life is not exactly the easiest thing ever.
01:15:36.000I'm just saying if you really look at it, you can empathize with why you as an individual, if you put yourself in that position, might not be able to stop Your elbow from landing on that person's back a little harder than it needed to, because you're fucking pissed,
01:15:52.000So, somebody explained that to me, and it's like, oh shit, of course, yeah, I do understand that, you're right.
01:15:58.000Still wrong, still cops shouldn't beat fucking people up, and a lot of times they do it, it's obviously a sociopath who's gotten the job of a cop.
01:16:06.000But a lot of times it's somebody who really got into the job because they were like, fuck, man, I want to do good things in the world.
01:16:35.000Like, you imagine being a fucking cop, and every single goddamn day, you're dealing with a new guy who got shot in the face, a new woman who got run over by a truck, a new this, a new that, a new...
01:16:45.000Extreme violence, a new horrible accidents, all that shit.
01:16:49.000You're constantly dealing with this barrage of terror.
01:16:53.000And then you're not even getting paid that much!
01:17:21.000Before you get shot in the head by some dude who hates cops who's been in and out of jail his whole life because his fucking parents were criminals.
01:18:16.000I just, as a human, I just don't think most humans are qualified to deal with the stress that comes with that job.
01:18:23.000There's a few cool men Luke's out there that can fucking handle it.
01:18:26.000There's a few Clint Eastwood's out there that can, like Big John McCarthy, the guy who, the referee for the UFC, that guy's seen everything.
01:19:25.000There's so many variables that people have to deal with.
01:19:27.000And the idea that you would give one civilian who's not a monk, you haven't reached some 10th level of enlightenment that you can show me, that you can be completely without judgment and treat everyone with kindness and love.
01:20:00.000And you know, you gotta make relationships and sometimes you gotta put your foot down.
01:20:04.000Sometimes you gotta drag someone's fucking ass to jail and teach you a goddamn lesson.
01:20:08.000You're throwing people in paddy wagons.
01:20:10.000You become in conflict professionally with a group of people who are just trying to scratch out survival through crime.
01:20:18.000The scariest people you could come in contact with ever, especially if you're some fucking white dude from Pomona with chubby cheeks and you just, you can't figure out another way to make a living.
01:20:27.000And then all of a sudden, you're involved with Really hard people that have grown up in hard neighborhoods, and they will fucking sucker punch you and take your gun in a heartbeat.
01:20:36.000And that's just, you're dealing with the wrong people.
01:20:39.000They've already accepted the fact they're going to go back to jail.
01:20:47.000These are wild people in a lot of situations.
01:20:50.000When you're on a crime call, like say if you're responding to some home invasion or you're responding to someone breaking into some building and looting and robbing or something like that, who knows what kind of human beings you're encountering?
01:21:02.000Who knows what kind of history they have in the penal system, how they've been tortured and shoved into these cages and turned into worse, scarier criminals and then released after time served.
01:21:13.000Good luck, Johnson, out there on the mean streets of Los Angeles.
01:21:17.000You know, and then you get out there and you gotta stay in a halfway house, whatever the fuck you have to do, and you don't have any job prospects.
01:21:23.000And next thing you know, you're involved again, and you've accepted the fact that you're a fucking criminal.
01:21:27.000And the cops are coming, they ain't holding me off the fucking jail, and they start shooting.
01:21:31.000The moment they see you, bang, bang, bang!
01:21:33.000They think about that time in the cage.
01:21:35.000They think about all the fucking kids that raped them in juvenile hall.
01:21:38.000They think about every horrible thing that's ever happened to them.
01:21:40.000And they unload with their gun on you.
01:24:39.000They've got to learn how to empathize with us, too.
01:24:42.000Like, they've got to understand that a lot of the people that they're attacking They're attacking them for drug laws that shouldn't exist anyway.
01:24:50.000That's a lot of it, but there's a lot of other shit that they're attacking people for too.
01:24:55.000If we can get rid of the prohibition on drugs, however we do it, I don't care.
01:25:01.000But if we can get rid of the prohibition on drugs, so that now cops are just, as Graham Hancock points out, there's already laws in place for people doing Awful things under the influence of drugs or not under the influence of drugs.
01:25:14.000We just need to enforce those, not the drug laws themselves, right?
01:25:18.000So, if we remove that from the equation, so these poor cops aren't being told To go out into the world and instead of being heroes, you've also got to pull relatively benign white powder out of the pockets of people who have fifteen dollars in the bank and only want to experience a temporary moment of bliss before they pass out.
01:25:40.000If you remove that component of their job and just like stop people from beating and killing each other and from stealing don't worry about the drugs then now we've got heroes now we've got knights riding through the land who are actually doing everything they can to make people be cool instead of Knights riding through the land who want to pull plant matter out of a 16 year old's pocket and act like the kid just assassinated Kennedy.
01:26:10.000And I think that's that once you once you fucking fix the prohibition on drugs, man, then I think police officers are gonna experience the same kind of respect that firemen get.
01:26:34.000If you don't believe that a lot more people smoking pot would have a significant impact on the way human beings interact with each other, all that means to me is you don't smoke pot.
01:27:36.000Are you the one who gets to decide what's beneficial and what's not with zero evidence behind it whatsoever?
01:27:43.000It's one of the most heinous crimes on nature.
01:27:46.000The illegalization of marijuana is one of the most heinous crimes on nature that mankind has ever...
01:27:52.000We're not ever put forth and we're doing it to ourselves.
01:27:55.000It's even worse than most of the shit that we do to other planets or to other animals by torturing them or by killing them or by poisoning the lakes and the rivers.
01:28:08.000We're poisoning the consciousness of ourselves by not allowing people to have freedom to experiment with all sorts of different states of consciousness.
01:28:18.000You have a legal way to do it through yoga.
01:28:21.000You have a legal way to do it through prescription medication.
01:28:25.000You have a legal way to do it through alcohol and things that we tax.
01:28:29.000But if you decide that you want to try to do it in a way that we haven't sanctioned, And we don't get paid for, we don't get taxes from, we'll lock you in a fucking cage for the rest of your life.
01:30:02.000It wouldn't happen to you if you ate too much pot.
01:30:04.000So the idea that they're blocking anybody up for that is fucking ridiculous.
01:30:08.000If you put cops in a position where they have to enforce a law that they know, everybody knows, is ridiculous, then that cop is in a bad position in society.
01:30:21.000The enemy that he can't even agree with.
01:30:23.000Most cops, you talk to most cops, they don't give a fuck about pot.
01:30:26.000They don't want to have to enforce that.
01:30:28.000Most of the guys in their 30s, you'd have to be a total, complete piece of shit as a human being to be a cop in your 30s and really want to arrest a regular person who's not doing anything wrong, who happens to have a joint on them.
01:31:59.000We've got to get psilocybin prescribed at the very least.
01:32:05.000MDMA needs to be a prescription medication.
01:32:08.000All psychoactive substances like ayahuasca, DMT, all of these things need to be studied.
01:32:16.000They need to be Research and then they need to get into the hands of doctors who could really use them to help people.
01:32:25.000They could be an incredible tool for helping people who are suffering right now and the whole thing's all gummed up and that is a true tragedy.
01:32:32.000It doesn't stop with marijuana though.
01:32:34.000It goes all the way through the spectrum of drugs and it also goes to the very creepy Unacknowledged problem with the pharmaceutical companies which are releasing heroin on a daily basis into the bloodstream of this species and they're not being treated like heroin dealers.
01:32:55.000A lot of people are getting addicted to super powerful pharmaceutical medications and I don't think the pharmaceutical companies are being held to any kind of To anything.
01:33:06.000It's just, for whatever reason, if your friend gets addicted to OxyContin, because his back was thrown out, and you hear that story, you're supposed to feel a little bit more empathy towards him than if you hear somebody who got addicted to black tar heroin, when it's like,
01:33:52.000I don't know the specifics of the case, but that was part of what they were charging him for.
01:33:55.000Well, how come that never gets brought up with pharmaceutical companies?
01:33:58.000Because, I mean, think about all the different people.
01:34:00.000So you're not responsible for your own actions as long as the drug's illegal, but you are responsible for your own actions if the drug's legal and prescribed by a doctor, but maybe even more addictive?
01:34:11.000Like, wait a minute, what the fuck kind of stupid rules are we abiding by here?
01:34:32.000One of the news stories was how they were trying to find his dealer, right?
01:34:35.000They were like, we're going to hunt down the guy who sold him this fucking shitty smack.
01:34:38.000But when Heath Ledger ODs on these fucking pills, you don't hear anybody being like, we're going to find the pharmacist that gave Heath Ledger this combination of fucking pills, and we're going to take this son of a bitch down.
01:35:00.000Let's acknowledge the fact that if you're dealing drugs, you're a drug dealer.
01:35:05.000And whatever the drug is that you're dealing, whether it's sanctioned by the state or not sanctioned by the state, whatever that drug is that you're dealing, it is the decision of the person who buys it from you.
01:35:22.000If you decide to take a substance, that is your right as a human, no matter what the fuck it is, from goddamn heroin to marijuana to alcohol, your right as a human being on this planet is to, as much as you want, alter or transform your particular chemical states or psychological states or mood states,
01:35:43.000Even if it ends up killing you, but under the effects of those things, you're not allowed to hurt other people.
01:35:50.000You're not allowed to do fucked up shit.
01:35:52.000And if you do, those are the laws and the crimes that you should be held accountable for.
01:35:56.000Hunter Thompson had a set of rules that he was trying to establish when he was running for mayor of Aspen in the 1970s.
01:36:04.000And one of the things was he was going to have stockades.
01:36:07.000He was gonna saw it up all the streets, like chew up all the concrete, saw the streets, and he was gonna have stockades that he would put drug dealers.
01:36:17.000He said that any drug worth taking, you should never buy or sell.
01:36:22.000So part of his rule is what he was going to do was he was going to...
01:36:30.000Well, obviously he wasn't really going to do that.
01:38:40.000But here's another thing that's important to acknowledge is that some of the lenses that you look through the universe through, even if the symbols that are within those lenses are completely ridiculous, like the symbol of Jesus rising from the dead, for example, or the symbol of Ganesh or the symbol of Hanuman,
01:39:00.000Even though the symbols themselves are clearly fantasy, the effect of gazing through those lenses and the effect that it has on the decisions that you make quite often can be really profound, which is that instead of making selfish, stupid,
01:39:16.000angry decisions, you might start making more positive decisions because you've connected with this archetypical god of friendship and devotion, which is who Hahnemann is.
01:39:26.000You know, Hahnemann's this monkey god that represents, like, Pure devotion or service and friendship at the deepest, sweetest level.
01:39:38.000And so I can use that symbol if I want to when I'm thinking about...
01:39:43.000Loyalty or when I'm thinking about like giving up my life for another person's life when I think about like Giving myself to another person with nothing really to gain other than giving myself to that person and helping them as I can It's a great symbol.
01:40:17.000If you're moving through a sea of being a person, all the variables, all the negatives and positives and the changing the tide of your emotions and your happiness and your discontent and your depression, but you could have these islands that in this float you could cling to,
01:40:37.000And when you see the Buddha, you think of enlightenment, you think of yourself at peace, and it can somehow or another imbibe you with this encapsulation of at least your imaginary idea of what it's like to be enlightened.
01:41:01.000And it'll carry you down and maybe from there you can get to dry land.
01:41:04.000Maybe from there you can get to the island of new ideas.
01:41:07.000But these archetypal things that you cling to, these images, whatever they may be, the reason why they've existed throughout history is that people have found value in their memories and connecting thoughts and principles and ideas to these symbols.
01:41:21.000And that's why they defend them so hard.
01:41:23.000That's why people are willing to kill you if you draw Muhammad.
01:41:25.000If you fuck up their idea of their symbol.
01:41:27.000Their symbol is so significant to them that they're willing to You know, they're willing to lash out and cause murder because you violated their symbol.
01:41:37.000They got stuck on the symbol and that's a problem.
01:41:39.000It's like somebody going through the wilderness thinking that the compass is the destination and it's, you know, that's I don't know how anyone would be that dumb to think that, so that's a wrong way to put it.
01:41:51.000In the same way, people who are always fighting over the historic Jesus, the people are like, that guy didn't even fucking exist.
01:42:01.000And the people that get really caught up in disproving Jesus, they've also gotten caught up in the surface level of that symbol.
01:42:07.000And so they're spending all their time trying to prove, no, no, no, there never was a historic Jesus, or the historic Jesus that existed was not the Jesus in the Bible.
01:42:17.000Whatever you want to say, you're damn right.
01:43:13.000Like God, as a baby, just accidentally shit out of universe.
01:43:16.000But it explodes out, and then it ends up turning into human beings, and human beings end up somehow developing this incredibly advanced frontal lobe and a neocortex.
01:43:27.000Whenever you can throw out that word, throw it out.
01:43:30.000If a neocortex walked out to me, I wouldn't know what it would look like.
01:43:34.000But when that happened, we gained an interior universe, which is the universe of symbols, myth, dreams, stories.
01:43:41.000And that's a real part of the material universe.
01:43:45.000The material universe has a substrata, which is the universe of myth, and the universe of religion, and the universe of fantasy.
01:43:52.000And that's another level of the fucking thing.
01:43:54.000And if you start tuning into those symbols, it doesn't matter if you're tuning into an externalized mystical super entity, Or whether you're tuning into a part of your brain that it comes from millions of years of evolution, you're still tuning into a point where from harmonizing with it you can experience an elevated mood state and that elevated mood state in whatever way it manifests from the experience of samadhi to the experience
01:44:24.000of The passion of the Christ, the surrender to allowing yourself to be destroyed by time and still loving it.
01:44:34.000Or a yoga class, or a comedy club, or going to see a concert.
01:45:03.000Or any number of things that you can lock into.
01:45:07.000Whether there are sounds or images or something that we have encapsulated that causes us to react in this incredible way that we can replicate.
01:45:22.000And everybody just goes fucking crazy.
01:45:25.000Whether or not you agree with Bon Jovi or not, that moment where 15,000 freaks go crazy because he sings shot through the heart and you're to blame and they just lose their shit.
01:45:43.000Like, it's undeniable that that gave those 15,000 people, you know, step out of the role of being an art critic for a moment and look at what happened to those 15,000 people.
01:45:52.000It's like, that's how I have to do with The Grateful Dead.
01:45:54.000I've always had to step outside of the role of the music critic and just appreciate that some people love the fuck out of them.
01:46:01.000Like, okay, I'm missing a gene or something.
01:46:04.000No, you've just never taken acid and listened to The Grateful Dead.
01:46:51.000I listen to them on my way home from gigs when I want to think about things, but I also want to hear something because I don't know what the fuck they're saying.
01:46:59.000So because I don't know what they're saying, I can enjoy it without being attached to the words.
01:47:03.000They're just a bunch of noises to me, the cool noises.
01:47:06.000The only one I know goes, and only because I know the word, Ayahuasca, ayahuasca, ayahuasca.
01:49:31.000And while this is going on, like it dances all around you and soothes you and calms you and explains to you.
01:49:38.000Do you know what's even trippier about this?
01:49:41.000Is that that night when whoever was listening to this, tripping their fucking brains out, I bet somebody thought, man, why do I feel like this is going to get transmitted to 10 million people?
01:52:06.000And it was awesome to have access, but I was so broken-hearted and crazy back then.
01:52:11.000Like, now it's just like, you know, I've been working out, I'll go work out at the gym, come back to the house with sore muscles, and then you're just, regardless of all the mystical shit, you're floating in 650 pounds of Epsom salt with sore muscles,
01:52:26.000and that feels damn good, Oh no, it feels like you're charging batteries.
01:52:32.000And you walk out of the thing, every time so far, and I've done 30 minute floats up to like an hour and a half so far, every time you get out of the thing, it's exactly like the next day after a great mushroom trip, where colors are brighter, you just feel rested.
01:57:02.000Imagine if there was a compilation video of every person who has ever taken a shit inside the isolation tank and you could just watch it happen in real time.
01:58:16.000When they had anal sex and apparently it relaxed her sphincter to the point where she just relaxed in bed while sleeping and just shat in the bed.
01:58:25.000Yeah, and like the dude was just standing in the hallway.
01:58:28.000Like I ran into him, like I came out of my girlfriend's bedroom and he was there in the hallway, it was hands out, like after she had just shit on him, he was like, what the fuck?
01:58:44.000Someone just shit on him because he was having anal sex with this girl.
01:58:49.000So what I'm saying is that poor gal, with whatever damage she did to her butthole, she could probably shit the bed if she went to an isolation tank.
01:58:57.000You know, if she wasn't paying attention, she got a little too relaxed and fell asleep in there.
01:59:00.000You can shit your bed, you can shit an isolation tank.
01:59:10.000I guess I think of like if you were in there and like you just blasted some ketamine into your bloodstream or something and you were just really gone, then maybe your body would just evacuate its bowels because it wanted to, you know, your astral body is who knows where.
02:00:02.000If you have never listened to Duncan Trussell's podcast and you're tuning into this, maybe this is the first podcast you've ever listened to, the Duncan Trussell Family Hour is, for real, probably one of the best podcasts in the known universe.
02:00:14.000And Duncan is an oddly articulate and very bizarre character that I don't know anybody like him.
02:00:20.000You know, and he has a very interesting and unique way of looking at shit.
02:00:25.000And one of the reasons why I like doing podcasts with him is because I feel like that when Duncan and I get together, we both pull some weird part out of each other.
02:00:35.000That's what I felt like when we were doing that stupid sci-fi show, when we were talking to people about Bigfoot and shit.
02:00:42.000But that's how I feel when I do any podcast with him.
02:01:14.000Duncan Trussell Family Hour is on iTunes.
02:01:17.000He doesn't have any stand-up that you can buy, unfortunately.
02:01:20.000And that's something I've been hounding Duncan for the longest fucking time while he enters his little girl bladder.
02:01:26.000It's one thing I've learned about myself, young Jamie, from doing this podcast, that I have a manly bladder.
02:01:30.000I can drink three, four cups of coffee and sit here for three fucking hours and not bitch out and make a mad run for the bathroom most days.
02:01:45.000So if you can, please give Duncan the hardest time possible about putting together a goddamn comedy special so you all can enjoy his stand-up as much as we do.
02:01:54.000It's happening in the spring, brother!
02:03:05.000You know, Hunter Thompson, one of his early pieces of work that got him notoriety was, he did a bit on the Kentucky Derby.
02:03:13.000The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved.
02:03:15.000And his story on the Kentucky Derby is fascinating because it starts out just describing the heinous people around him and then realizing you're one of those people.
02:03:25.000At the end he realizes he's one of the monsters that he's been describing.
02:03:52.000But it's it's like this it's like a social event where people go and have a great time and apparently the vibe there is incredible like it's like really fun like chaotic and people do just get fucking shit-faced shit-faced and I think if we went and got shit-faced with these people Yeah,
02:04:31.000We're going to watch a bunch of horses gallop around alcoholics when you can go to the middle of the desert where they're shooting laser beams into space and giant squid tanks are rolling by shooting fire.
02:04:51.000That's what we should have done for sci-fi instead of you and me looking for a non-existent unknown primate wandering through the woods of the Pacific Northwest.
02:06:31.000You'd have to have it on a non-public station.
02:06:37.000It needs to be a subscription TV station.
02:06:39.000You could probably pull that off, but you can't do it on NBC. You can't have people talk for three hours because inevitably somebody's going to start Really saying the truth, or they're going to start saying a truth that doesn't fit in with selling cell phones en masse, and that's going to be, they're not going to like that.
02:09:21.000And then the next thing you know, a bunch of people got behind him, and they said, listen, we're going to bankroll him and have him be the guy.
02:09:26.000And once he loosened up and got used to the role, he became one of a lot of people's favorite.
02:09:34.000But watching the early show and watching them do it with a script, it was very enlightening to me.
02:10:22.000But it's not fun dealing with all those other people.
02:10:25.000And the people that we worked with, all the producers on that side were great, and a lot of people on the network side were great, but there were so many voices.
02:10:31.000It wasn't even that they were bad folks.
02:10:33.000You're dealing with too many people, isn't it?
02:10:35.000Everybody's got discrepancies, and I think it should go like this, and maybe you should try that, or maybe you can come in here, maybe he could dress different, maybe you could hold that, or maybe you could stand there.
02:10:43.000Like, fuck, man, there's too many of you talking.
02:10:46.000Like, look, we're trying to make the best thing, but you're not the person that's gonna, like, figure me out, okay?
02:10:52.000I've got a good sense of who I am and if you want me to wear a suit and tie and you think it's gonna change if I you know come in on a parachute or if I Step out of a fucking flaming hula hoop this is we're talking crazy, right?
02:11:05.000I don't want to do that like if I had it if I want to sit down with some comedy writers and Bounce around some ideas.
02:11:10.000I don't want to hear too many people's voices right and that I mean it's their prerogative I mean if you're if you're on a television show and They're paying for it.
02:14:14.000But, obviously, he made it through it, but the point being...
02:14:18.000What a weird experience that must have been, just to be a human being, to be at the tip of the comedy spear like that for a while, and then have a bunch of people fuck with it.
02:14:28.000Have a bunch of people just, well, David, you need to listen to me, David!
02:15:14.000You know, I think Bill Cosby once said...
02:15:17.000As I was saying that, I'm like, yeah, I was thinking like, and I definitely wanted it.
02:15:23.000Like, for a second, I was thinking, for a second, I was thinking of like, other people in my mind, I'm going to be like, yeah, they definitely wouldn't walk away.
02:15:30.000And then I'm like, you judgmental shit.
02:15:33.000You are fucking on the top of the pole of people who not walk away, you ass.
02:16:15.000I haven't had these conversations with him personally, so I don't know the full extent of his beliefs.
02:16:21.000But he believes in some shit that's real, like the Bilderberg Group.
02:16:26.000The fact that these industrials really do get together and meet and try to figure out how to continue running the world the way it's run right now because they're extracting massive amounts of money from it.
02:16:52.000We know that international banks And as well as the banks in this country have all done all sorts of horrible shit involving laundering money and gotten little slaps on the wrist and little baby fines.
02:17:05.000And when they're about to fall apart, our own tax dollars are used to step in and save these fuckheads.
02:17:23.000There's so much of what it is to be a person that runs a government that no one other than that person or those people is ever going to understand.
02:18:00.000Like, that is the belief that the president is a kind of hapless victim that gets pulled into a web of darkness and does the best that he can do is certainly more comforting than the other version of the story, which is that it's just somebody,
02:18:15.000it's a narcissist who tricked themselves into thinking there was some capitalist Jesus in this They're gonna walk across the stage of history and create incredible changes for the better in the world while hoping to God that the people you're creating the changes for will forget about the countless children you've transformed into hamburger meat from dropping bombs out of drones on top of them accidentally.
02:18:39.000And we do, because maybe it is a game, you start thinking, this is like a Game of Thrones-style universe, where every decision that you make, or 5% of the decisions you make are going to result in someone dying and someone not dying, and you're forced into the predicament of saying,
02:18:55.000well, I guess if I have to pick between dying and not dying, I'm going to pick people from the country I'm currently the president of.
02:19:02.000Over the people from the country I'm not the president of.
02:19:04.000That's gonna be the decision I have to make, because that's the oaths that I've sworn.
02:19:10.000So yeah, from time to time I'm gonna, I'm gonna explode some fucking kids.
02:19:14.000And I'm also gonna get gay marriage legalized.
02:19:17.000And I'm also gonna help ease the prohibition on marijuana.
02:19:21.000And then once in a while, I will completely destroy a village accidentally.
02:20:02.000One of my favorite part of the interview...
02:20:05.000One thing that happened, I heard Maren on a bunch of interviews afterwards, because everybody's like, what the fuck is that like to get to, you know, interview the president?
02:20:13.000And he was remarking on how Obama put him at ease.
02:20:17.000Like, how Obama was really good at putting him at ease.
02:20:19.000Like, it's his podcast, but Obama's just this master of, like, getting him to relax enough so that he could do the interview and not be nervous.
02:20:26.000Because you could hear him at the beginning, just like most people, he sounded a little nervous, as you should be as the fucking president.
02:22:09.000I know, but it was a funny thing for the president to hear it out of the president's mouth in a kind of funny way.
02:22:15.000But, again, man, you know, outside of how incredibly charismatic, affable, and how grateful I am to a lot of the shit the Obama administration has done, healthcare, and I know a lot of people out there fucking hate what he's done, but as somebody who has had cancer, knowing that if I wanted to get insurance,
02:22:32.000if my insurance lapsed or something, they're not going to do what they usually do, which is a...
02:22:38.000They would investigate you before you could get insurance for days and days and days They would investigate you to find out if you have previous health conditions and you couldn't get insurance You'd have to like you could die or you get shitty health care It's cool to know that a lot of people don't have to deal with that shit.
02:22:53.000I think it's cool I know it's not a perfect system and from a libertarian perspective I know a lot of you probably have good reasons to really hate it But I think there's a lot of good reasons to not hate it too.
02:23:03.000So I'm grateful for that marijuana seems to be Becoming legal during his administration, even though his administration has done a lot of shit to obstruct research on marijuana.
02:23:30.000Well, I'll have to listen to it to see if he did, because that's a super important subject.
02:23:35.000And the idea that someone who's doing what they think is the right thing for humanity by expressing they have a huge issue with the legality of certain actions that are commonplace.
02:24:18.000Either that or he's like molesting someone.
02:24:21.000And you're supposed to ignore the fact.
02:24:23.000This is in families where I actually was listening to this great documentary on NPR about the phenomena of why That kind of shit is sexual abuse will happen in a family and keep happening in a family because to acknowledge it is to implode the family.
02:24:59.000So in a family, if you admit that this is happening, father, mother, uncle, whoever is doing this thing, you will transform the terrain of that family permanently, right?
02:25:10.000So in the same way with a president...
02:25:13.000You know, we're almost being asked to do the same exact thing, which is, like, take the good, he makes great hamburgers, he gives the kid candy, he's, like, really fun, he's got a slip and slide, but for God's sake, never mention the time two years ago when you were standing behind the tool shed,
02:25:32.000he slid his finger into your asshole, because if you do that, it's gonna fucking ruin our family!
02:25:38.000In the same way, with, like, With Obama, man, you're not supposed...
02:25:44.000You just are like, alright, just ignore the fact that right now we're dealing with for-profit prisons.
02:25:52.000One of the greatest heroes of our time, Snowden, a real patriot, is having to hide in fucking Russia right now.
02:26:00.000We're supposed to ignore the fact, even if Obama can't change it, Can he come out at a press conference and say, I support and endorse what Snowden did?
02:26:12.000Because then people will be able to just hack into anything they want and take information that the government has and distribute it all around the world and it'll fuck up all sorts of counter-terrorism activities they're doing, fuck up all sorts of surveillance that they've got going on with real questionable people that might be some fucking ISIS character.
02:26:30.000Yeah, but didn't, I mean, the whole, you gotta, you're supposed to, like, I mean, God.
02:26:36.000I know you are, but, and you literally are playing devil's advocate, but I don't mean to, I don't mean to, like, get all constitutional and everything, but isn't the point of the president to uphold the constitution?
02:26:49.000But I don't think the Constitution existed when it was created with the understanding of the Internet, with the understanding of the distribution of information, with the understanding of covert intelligence, with the understanding of terrorism, with the understanding of a lot of things.
02:27:03.000I think that what was a real problem was that, first of all, when he did tell everybody that the NSA is spying on every fucking American on the planet, they lied.
02:27:34.000People were going into the emails of their ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends and reading their shit and downloading pictures from their computers.
02:27:43.000They're doing whatever the fuck they wanted to do and they can do whatever the fuck they want to do because they have this autonomy.
02:27:48.000They have this power working for the NSA. But what he was saying was like, he was like, I didn't even graduate from college.
02:27:53.000He goes, and I have access to all this stuff.
02:29:20.000Just like how when you're talking about those experiments that they do on subatomic particles and waves and other quantum shit, where the observer changes the effect.
02:30:01.000I hear such an affable, cool guy who's done some really great things, and to know that this other shit is going on, it's just kind of sad, man.
02:30:16.000Like, the stuff coming back about how they're treating those poor bastards like foie gras, you know?
02:30:22.000They're just, like, force-feeding them even though they want to die, so they're not even letting them die.
02:30:27.000They're keeping them alive, like something from the Hellraiser dimension, just shoving tubes into their throat and putting protein gel into their bellies.
02:30:35.000And a lot of these guys, I'm sure some of them are not great people, but I think a lot of them are probably, they haven't even been given a trial, you know?
02:30:43.000There's a lot of them that got interested in alternative ways to govern and live lives and alternative philosophies and religions and alternative ideologies and maybe even militant ideologies that were curious about.
02:30:58.000It doesn't mean that they've committed any crimes.
02:31:30.000Outside of holding them accountable by voting, that's one way to do it.
02:31:35.000It's a really confusing, you know, again and again you hear the term war criminal thrown in the direction of the Bush administration, and, you know, I don't know if it's true or not, but I know there's never going to be a trial.
02:31:47.000I know that there's never going to be anything even close to a real investigation into why we went to war there and what we did while we were there.
02:31:58.000All that shit just kind of gets swept down the river of history and you're invited to ignore it and look in the direction of the progressive things that are happening and they're great.
02:32:09.000But then because great things are happening does not mean that you ignore all the other dark shit that's happening and it doesn't mean that you're being a conspiracy theorist or negative or pessimistic because you won't let go of the fact that The last few presidents have maybe done some shit that seems to go directly against the rules that were written down in whatever this current game of being an American is.
02:32:37.000And everybody's got to be held to those rules.
02:32:39.000If everyone's not held to those rules, then we're all supposed to either wander around in a state of denial and pretend that everything's cool when it isn't, or we have to, like, I don't know what.
02:33:07.000She converted to Islam, and it goes over this long, slow sort of story where you understand who she is and how she got sucked in, and she fucking joins ISIS. Right.
02:33:18.000Like, ISIS offers her some feeling of belonging, and she goes through this process to join ISIS. I don't want to tell you any more of it.
02:33:27.000I just want people to read it because it's really fascinating.
02:33:30.000And it also highlights an aspect of adhering to ideologies that a lot of people don't want to admit, is that people are extremely vulnerable because we don't want to be alone.
02:33:40.000And a lot of times when you see someone who's absolutely committed to something, whether, I mean, how many times have people like seen that Bob Ross guy committing to painting and they wanted to become a painter?
02:34:24.000Well, there's people that are like that.
02:34:26.000They're alone, and they're sad, and they're vulnerable, and being a Muslim looks like a good idea to them, or being a Mormon looks like a good idea to them.
02:34:34.000Being in some sort of a group that accepts you and pulls you in, they're giving you interaction.
02:34:38.000And this story is really fascinating because it's something that I've always felt compelled by, because I've felt minorly compelled by all sorts of different religions in my life.
02:34:48.000I will watch like even speeches, you know, like radical Islamic speeches when these guys are talking in front of these people in other parts of the world that speak English, but there's a giant populations of them and like, but there's something attractive, even though he's saying nutty shit about,
02:35:04.000you know, it says in the Quran you're supposed to stone adulterers and it says in the Quran.
02:35:08.000They're going over, like, how could you possibly know better than God?
02:35:14.000Is this not the greatest answer to this problem that God has provided?
02:35:32.000I'm nowhere near joining ISIS. I'm nowhere near becoming a Mormon.
02:35:35.000I'm nowhere near becoming a Scientologist.
02:35:37.000Can you imagine if you joined ISIS? But you know what I'm saying, man?
02:35:39.000I'm watching this, but I feel the draw.
02:35:41.000Everyone feels a little bit of it because the guy is, he's compelling.
02:35:46.000And a lot of them are religious people, people that believe wholeheartedly in everything that they're saying, and they have charisma, and they have passion behind it.
02:35:55.000You're like, I don't have those things.
02:35:56.000I want to be like him because I feel like he's giving off positive, strong energy.
02:36:01.000And if he's right, if he's right about God, and God really is on the side of the righteous, and he will lead us towards God, like, God damn, the guy seems super convinced.
02:36:10.000I'm not convinced of anything like that.
02:36:41.000It comes to exist in the universe, and those grooves are the major world religions.
02:36:46.000And so, you know, right now, not only are people shitting in float tanks, but right now at this very moment, people in mosques in great numbers all across the planet are intoning these very sacred Words that come from a mystical book and they're singing them,
02:37:03.000and that creates a resonance that you can tune into at any time that you want to.
02:37:08.000And that's the pull that I believe you're feeling.
02:37:11.000It's more than just, I want to fit in or I want to be a disciplined person.
02:37:16.000It's like you start by dipping your toe in this river of subjective universe, which is whatever religion it is that you're exploring, and then you stick in your foot, And then you stick in your other foot, and the next thing you know, that motherfucker will suck you in and will pull you into that particular dance that a group of people are doing.
02:37:42.000We've talked about this a million times before, but when you're watching that incredible drift of pilgrims as they're moving around, what's the name of the...
02:37:55.000I don't know what it's called, but I know what you're talking about.
02:37:57.000And it's got a meteorite in it and this beautiful surging ocean of people dressed in white are like touching this stone and it's incredible to watch and it's beautiful.
02:38:07.000It really does have a meteorite in it, right?
02:38:13.000And it's run down from all their fingers touching them.
02:38:16.000And if you think all those people in that swirl of humanity are ISIS level, fundamentalist, lunatic assholes, you're just tricking yourself because you want the universe to be black and white.
02:38:26.000A lot of those people are really very advanced beings who have just been drawn into that particular way that the universe expresses itself.
02:38:34.000This is not to be trusted because it's one of those world news daily report.com stories.
02:39:36.000The black stone, or Hajarul Aswad, is the eastern cornerstone of the Kaaba, the ancient stone building located in the center of the Grand Mosque in Mecca.
02:39:46.000It is revered by Muslims as an Islamic relic, which, according to Muslim tradition, dates back to the time of Adam and Eve.
02:39:53.000Dude, go to the Google image search and you can see the actual thing.
02:41:26.000And then you'd have to fly over to where the fuck they are, make sure you have a big tank of gas, and jack them all, make sure you kill all of them.
02:42:57.000I mean, they like to keep that shit on the DL. You know, they'll talk about it on the news out there, but the people on the island, they're not scared.
02:43:07.000They don't want to get eaten by sharks, but when I was there, one time I was there and someone died, and another time I was there and there was a news report, totally different time, where this dude got jacked.
02:43:45.000I had a couple of margaritas, and then we were standing out there, and I kind of stumbled for a second and realized I could have just gone sliding down volcanic rock.
02:43:54.000But it wouldn't have been into lava, which would be a glorious way to die.
02:43:57.000No, you would have broken your legs and starved to death out there.
02:44:01.000And you'd be on, like, 18 YouTube videos?
02:46:24.000It's essentially like antiperspirant for people that have a problem when they're doing something and need to have dry hands.
02:46:29.000And I would squirt it on my hands and rub it all over my hands and then it would allow me to play pool better where I could concentrate on just playing.
02:46:37.000I didn't have to worry about my hands wiping them down every five minutes.
02:46:40.000I used to bring a wet towel with me and I would wipe my hands with a wet towel and then I would dry them off with a dry towel and I had to do that over and over and over again.
02:47:09.000What a strange thing that your body just squirts out salt water whenever it gets too hot or freaks out.
02:47:15.000Well, I've been on a hot yoga tear the last two and a half months.
02:47:20.000I've got to tell you, first of all, there's two things that I've been doing the last two and a half months really regularly, and I know one of them is not feasible for a lot of people, so don't complain, and that's cryotherapy.
02:49:53.000There's something that happens when you extremely heat up the body, where the body has to respond to the heat.
02:50:00.000Then it develops this reaction to these extreme temperatures under short durations.
02:50:05.000Now, I don't know how much time you're supposed to sit in a sauna, But the time that you sit in a sauna, whatever happens to your body once you get out and your body cools itself down, there's a compensatory mechanism that helps your body in some crazy way that they're still trying to understand now.
02:50:21.000And the same can be said for cryotherapy.
02:50:23.000And cryotherapy, I think it's called cytokines, like when you get below 150 degrees, your body produces these anti-inflammatory responses.
02:50:30.000There's PubMed studies on it, there's a bunch of different studies explaining it.
02:51:12.000But for the most part, what's happening is your body is freaking the fuck out because it's freezing cold.
02:51:17.000And then because the fact that it's not freezing cold anymore, it releases this burst of these cytokines and this feeling of just warmth and pain.
02:51:26.000Power through your body where everything just feels like things are knocked loose.
02:51:31.000It's almost like a River runs through a clogged up stream and knocks out all the trees and branches and shit.
02:51:55.000I'll try to do a workout before that, too, so that I will have, like...
02:51:59.000Well, some people actually like to do it after a freeze.
02:52:03.000They like to freeze first and then work out later.
02:52:05.000But apparently you can't do that with the ice bath.
02:52:07.000So they were describing this the other day, don't listen to me, but this was something that they were talking about.
02:52:12.000Ryan, the guy who runs the Woodland Hills location, was telling me that if you, was telling somebody else I was eavesdropping, that if you do an ice bath, you're done for the day.
02:52:22.000Because you're sitting in that thing for like 20 minutes and it's freezing cold and you know, Apparently, you could fuck yourself up if you work out hard after that.
02:52:52.000But I'm saying even like be the guy that tells people while you're wearing a NASA suit that you need to get in a triogenic chamber for 270 degrees below zero for three minutes.