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00:05:51.000No one really knows 100% for sure, but it's like the LA Times has it.
00:05:56.000Everyone's talking about it, and supposedly somebody died in a popular gang, and supposedly two rival gangs decided to have a competition who can kill the most people in 100 days here in LA. And so it's called like a hashtag 100 days 100 nights and a lot of people are calling bullshit on it,
00:06:21.000It's the idea that we have so many people that are in gangs and so many people I mean you ever talk to one of those LA gang task force guys about how many gang members are in LA every day follows me There's a lot of fucking gangs, and there's a lot of gang members, a lot of disenfranchised young people that have nowhere to go,
00:06:39.000criminal backgrounds, fucked, can't get a job, can't vote, can't join the military.
00:07:50.000I don't think he wanted to start a fight.
00:07:51.000I think he just wanted to express his disgust.
00:07:53.000He wanted to, like, put a suggestion in your suggestion box to your face.
00:07:57.000It was really dumb because it was like, like, if you were at a show and everybody else is enjoying it, it was all this laughter and all this fun going on, then you're like, no, you shouldn't be enjoying this.
00:13:18.000And then they got me a Trailblazer, but it was a two-wheel drive, and I was living in Boston, driving a real-wheel drive fucking Trailblazer.
00:16:21.000It seems like that's probably the state, between Florida and Arizona, it's the state where you can guarantee if you go out you're going to run into people coked up.
00:18:09.000Take a shitload of new mood before you go to bed.
00:18:12.000Just, like, vitamin C. That's one of those things where you can do it correctly, and I've had it where I've woken up and had zero hangovers the next day.
00:18:19.000He's really fit, though, and I wonder if the difference between a guy that is always working out, eating healthy, drinks a lot of water, takes care of his body, when he really feels like a shitty day, whereas you booze it up all the time, you're smoking all the time.
00:18:35.000Well, you're not smoking anymore, right?
00:18:53.000People that say to read that book, no, I hate reading books so much that the whole time I'm gonna be like, fuck this book and everything it stands for.
00:19:03.000I look at a book and I'm thinking a million things, other things.
00:19:07.000That's like when you say you're in the car playing music, I'll drive and sometimes realize I'm not even listening to anything because I have a million things I'm thinking about.
00:20:20.000It sounds like a great idea if that's what it does, if it prevents kidnapping and so you could find your kid.
00:20:26.000The problem comes when people use it for other reasons, like to know where your kids are, because I don't like you, or to know where your kid is when they become an adult, and maybe someone doesn't like their opinion on something, or maybe they're about to expose some business corruption or government corruption,
00:20:44.000but people know where they are at all times.
00:21:15.000So this Radiolab podcast called The Eye in the Sky is, I think that's the name of the episode, and it's all about these...
00:21:22.000This technology they developed that they put on planes, and they fly these planes overhead, and they take detailed images of everything on the ground.
00:21:30.000So they do it like click, click, click, like it's constantly, as it's flying, taking millions and millions of photos.
00:21:36.000So, if something happens, what they can do is find out where it happened, when it happened, then go to the eye in the sky footage, they go to that section of the footage, they go, okay, let's take it to 3.30 today, yup, there's the car, there's the guy who gets out of the car, there's the guy getting The guy gets back in the car and drives off.
00:22:39.000You know, my problem with putting chips in kids is that it'll prevent predators from kidnapping kids, but what if he finds where the chip is and then scrapes it out?
00:22:55.000He could hurt the child if it's implanted in their skin.
00:22:59.000That's true, but I don't think you're gonna save that kid by not having it in their skin when he's just gonna fuck the kid and kill him or whatever the hell he's gonna do.
00:23:35.000Well, like, these cameras are just getting more and more HD that, like, you'll be able to, like, just take out your phone, take a picture, and, like, you're in line at Starbucks or whatever, and somebody pulls out their credit card to pay, you'll be able to take a picture and then just know that person's whole credit card number.
00:24:29.000And they would just, you know, run around doing murders and robbing people and they were all holed up in this one house like a fucking movie.
00:24:37.000And so they just stormed the house and arrested everybody.
00:24:40.000So they're trying to use it as like one of those things where they're saying that this is eventually going to be something that comes in very handy and it's going to be everywhere.
00:24:47.000How does that eye in the sky deal with clouds?
00:24:49.000Like if it's like in Ohio, it could be cloudy for a week.
00:25:07.000You could just put those chips, you know, in the kids, put them on their dick, so if a kidnapper takes the baby, they're not going to ruin the best part of the baby, you know, and they're not going to cut the dick out.
00:27:47.000But what's weird is that they haven't really released a picture of him or any news, and he's had prior convictions where he's gotten off where you can only get off if you were somebody that works high up.
00:27:59.000Well, you mean arrests, not convictions.
00:30:46.000And checking to see if any one of those weapons was connected to any crimes.
00:30:49.000Can they at least sketch what he looks like?
00:30:51.000Yeah, they don't have any pictures of them.
00:30:52.000There's no photos, but at least get a drawing.
00:30:55.000There's one drawing that looks a lot like Will Smith from Men in Black 2. It's so stupid that all you have to do is have some guns and some cash and a stupid story and you'll make the news.
00:31:07.000I mean, that's really what this is about.
00:31:09.000This is really about guns and all we know...
00:31:21.000Like, if he only had, like, five guns, he would be like, well, he was a gun enthusiast.
00:31:25.000And if he had 20 guns, people are like, well, what was he planning?
00:31:28.000But when you have 1,200 guns, then you're on TV. Then you make the news.
00:31:33.000And what's weird is that most gun collectors don't usually have ammo for all the weapons because they never plan on firing, and they have these guns, and he had ammo for all these weapons.
00:31:41.000I don't think he was a, oh, he's suffering from late-stage cancer.
00:31:46.000I don't think that he's a collector as far as he's...
00:31:51.000I mean, he's got all those guns, but it's not like he's got them in cases.
00:37:40.000Compared to, like, I make more money doing stand-up.
00:37:43.000Well, that's kind of common on those cable shows, but it seems like those shows, like, they revolve almost entirely on the input provided by the comedians.
00:37:53.000I mean, that's, like, pretty much the whole show.
00:39:08.000So his mom would clean his office and he would see the whole taping and he'd be a little kid standing there like six years old watching Johnny Carson say hi to him in the parking lot and then go on stage and make the magic happen.
00:39:21.000That's probably why he does it like old school like that.
00:39:24.000Because that's who he watched every day.
00:39:27.000Don't you think when you watch a talk show today, like if you watch like anyone, Fallon or any of these new talk shows, it seems so weird to me that no one can move away from the desk.
00:39:40.000You have to have a fucking desk and pretend like you're working in an office and right next to you, in the most awkward way possible, has to be someone sitting in a chair next to the desk.
00:39:49.000Yeah, why is it made to look like an office?
00:41:48.000Milton Berle also hosted a show in 1940. Twenty-three, Michael Jordan.
00:41:51.000Milton Berle had one in 48 on NBC. These shows aired once a week in the evening time slots that would come to known as Prime Time, the first show to air on late night.
00:45:11.000When they're young, they take a piece of cardboard and a clothespin, attach it to the rear wheel, and when it goes around, it makes that noise, and you're playing a bicycle then.
00:48:19.000No, he's not young anymore, but he's definitely still a podcast.
00:48:21.000But you know, like those, um, like, uh, if you listen to, like, uh, old Hendrix and you hear, like, different sounds going back and forth across the, like, the field of sound, like when you have the headphones on, they go left and right and right and left.
00:48:47.000Going back and forth and back and forth.
00:48:49.000Like, the shit, like, you know that long pause in Whole Lotta Love where everything gets really weird?
00:48:56.000It sounds like a normal song, and then it's just weird moaning and fuck noises and strange cymbals and stuff for, like, a minute and a half?
00:49:05.000Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that was happening with Zeppelin because they were using magnetic tape and storage caused, like, if the tape was wound too tightly, it would get tape bleed.
00:49:15.000And five seconds before, that's kind of how these weird reverb things and weird delays would happen, sort of like that.
00:49:49.000Kind of like when a movie, an old movie, has all the fucked up films, you know, from like deterioration and water damage and stuff like that.
00:49:57.000Well, whenever they want to show you an educational film, a pretend educational, like if it's a movie, like a horror movie, and they show an educational film from the 1950s, it always has those crackles and pops and those weird little artifacts and stuff across the screen.
00:53:52.000Usually it means it's just been poorly prepared.
00:53:55.000That someone either didn't take care of the meat correctly or they let the tarsal glands leak onto the flesh.
00:54:02.000Like when you, especially when you get game animals like a deer, when they're being hunted, a lot of times they're being hunted while they're breeding.
00:54:47.000There's a lot of things that can go wrong, but most of it is preparation.
00:54:50.000If you have deer that's prepared right, if you get an animal, it's taken care of correctly, butchered correctly, it doesn't taste gamey at all.
00:55:04.000You know, that's why it's kind of weird that everybody wants to shoot the big old ones with the giant antlers, because those are the ones that kind of taste like shit, but...
00:55:14.000For food, yeah, you want a young deer.
00:55:16.000But for conservation, you kind of want an old deer because the old deer runs off the young deer and keeps them from breeding.
00:55:24.000And maybe the young deer may be better if we got more of them young genetics into the food system there, into the life cycle there, you know?
00:56:45.000No, it was Easter weekend and we woke up on a Sunday and it was so creepy because everybody went home for Easter weekend except for a few kids.
00:56:56.000So I was one of them and we wake up and go downstairs and there's blood all over the lobby of our dorm.
00:59:38.000What if you're trying to get Wi-Fi and get on Craigslist looking for somebody to remove deer from my dashboard?
00:59:44.000I'm on 95, exit 18. I think the people that don't live anywhere around those animals would never imagine that there's 49,000 car accidents in a year in a fucking state where cars hit deer.
00:59:55.000But if you're ever around Michigan, you would know.
00:59:57.000I think this should be Trump's new platform.
01:00:00.000Let's lower the amount of crashes caused by deer.
01:00:10.000I don't know anything about politics, but what it seems to me on the outside, not knowing anything about it, it seems to me like everybody else is laying back.
01:00:33.000Chris Christie, that guy, he goes on the news and all he does is talk about pot.
01:00:38.000What he's trying to do is trying to not be president.
01:00:42.000I think that slob has some crazy criminal fucking skeletons in his closet from shit that he did in New Jersey that's completely not kosher.
01:00:51.000If he becomes president, all that shit's gonna leak out.
01:00:54.000So I think he's trying to ruin it now by saying, if you're smoking pot in Colorado, enjoy it now because when I'm president, All that stuff he's saying?
01:01:02.000Like, why would you say stuff like that?
01:01:56.000If there was a seven-foot-two dude with a giant fucking fire hydrant dick, and he wanted to be president, and he was smart in every way, we'd be like...
01:02:04.000How would we know his dick was that big enough?
01:03:21.000Well, as long as it makes sense to you.
01:03:23.000See, that means that you have fucked a couple big tall guys and both of them, their dicks weren't as big as you wanted and you're projecting it on that.
01:03:31.000No, I saw a tall guy with a small penis one time.
01:05:30.000They definitely do, but they also, they get bored of you quick.
01:05:33.000Which is good, because it just makes you better, you know?
01:05:37.000Chris Rock said that once, that he did a show with Martin Lawrence, and then he realized that he had been doing too many white rooms.
01:05:43.000He's like, white people are too patient.
01:05:45.000Like, he did a black show with Martin Lawrence, and Martin Lawrence killed, and he had to go on after Martin Lawrence, and he was like, oh, snap.
01:05:51.000Shit, I better get back to the black rooms.
01:05:53.000Because Martin Lawrence in the 1990s was a fucking monster.
01:09:34.000Remember Greg Fitzsimmons telling about his parents smoking cigarettes in the house in the middle of the winter, all the windows rolled up, solid, tight, and he's just living as a little kid in this house filled with chain smokers.
01:09:47.000My best friend growing up, his parents, and I just stayed at his house every single day in the cars.
01:09:52.000They would have the windows rolled up in the cars during rain.
01:09:56.000That's the thing about those talk shows, too.
01:09:57.000They all used to smoke cigarettes on the talk show.
01:10:49.000I always wondered, because I swear to God I read something once where they said, no, once it's in your mouth, it's totally everything that you're blowing out is absorbed for weed.
01:12:07.000Well, if the Fifth Amendment is not good law, if we are to be called criminals because we use it, Well, now let's take it out of the Constitution.
01:16:35.000I was running around and I was just falling down and breaking things.
01:16:38.000If I had a choice between buying a house with stairs and buying a house with no stairs, because I've read that book and because I know that falling down does weaken your bones, And I would rather buy a house with no stairs.
01:16:55.000Jesus Christ, Esther, how have you made it so far?
01:16:58.000Seriously, how have you made it this far in life?
01:17:01.000With this kind of logic, how are you here, fully dressed, fed, you have a phone, you have a car?
01:19:17.000The pain of getting a broken rib, I mean, you'd still do damage to your organs and shit, but damage to your head is a totally different ballgame.
01:19:25.000Damage to your head is very fucking dangerous.
01:19:26.000I've had damage to my head in case you couldn't tell.
01:24:20.000Well, you see, the problem is, people see movies, people get, like, pistol whipped, whack!
01:24:24.000And they fall down and they wake up, ah, what happened?
01:24:26.000And then they can still duke it out and brawl.
01:24:28.000Like, if somebody hits you in the back of the head with a metal hammer, which is essentially what a hammer is, what a gun is, rather, if somebody pistol whips you, you're fucked.
01:25:16.000It's kind of like, you know, like a bobsled, but on the street and you're, no, like, like, you know, you're lying down on a skateboard or something like that.
01:25:23.000She wiped out, banged her head really hard, and she was fucked.
01:26:40.000I was like I was thinking like I wouldn't bring it up if I just met her any other way right but since she brought up her hands I was like what happened to your hands and she said that she had something wrong with her appendix went to the hospital and the doctor put the wrong name like mixed up her charts and they amputated her hands and her feet When she was only supposed to get her appendix taken out
01:27:16.000And then a few weeks after that comedy show where I met her, I saw on the front page of the paper in New York, it said so-and-so, whatever her name was, I forgot her name, given $14 million or whatever.
01:28:28.000And I was like, you know, there's no reason that anybody should have to commit suicide.
01:28:35.000You know, this woman doesn't even have hands, and she's happy.
01:28:39.000See a point in that regard, but I think people commit suicide because of mental issues I think the mind the depression that people go through some people go through some fucking unbearable depression Just I don't understand it.
01:28:51.000I don't know it But I know people have gone through it There's something that happens to the human mind when the serotonin dopamine levels are off where you just don't want to be alive.
01:29:03.000You just would rather shut the lights off.
01:29:06.000And once you think that you don't want to be alive, that just takes over and everything is just doomed from then on.
01:29:12.000Yeah, my friend's going through it right now and I was trying to talk to him the other day and it's just like, no matter what you say, it's not going to change his mind of how horrible everything is.
01:29:38.000There's like, your life could be sucky and there's no end in sight, there's no light at the end of the tunnel, or it could be chemical and your life is sucky, or it could be a series of sad things that have happened to you and failures or losing jobs or, you know, being depressed and unemployable or,
01:29:55.000you know, there's a lot of things that people just, a series of events take place and then they reach this point where they feel like it's never going to get any better and they just don't want to play anymore.
01:30:04.000They just don't want to do it anymore.
01:30:05.000There's a comedian who saved a guy jumping off the bridge, the George Washington Bridge, like a huge comedian.
01:32:08.000I'm not necessarily think, I don't necessarily think he's talking about himself.
01:32:11.000I think he's trying to make some sort of a rational argument for why we have this unusual attitude about sex that we don't apply to everything else.
01:32:19.000Like if someone really loves cars, like say if you're like a guy who loves vintage cars and you just want, like there's people like, I looked at this house.
01:32:28.000That was for sale on that was in the Pacific Northwest and it was the guy was a Ferrari Fan like he loved Ferraris.
01:32:35.000So he had Ferrari design his kitchen He's like at a Ferrari kitchen and then he had a glass wall from his living room to this enormous garage That was filled with Ferraris and this guy was just obsessed with Ferraris.
01:32:49.000He's just a rich guy who loved and And he had old ones, and he had new ones, and he had vintage ones, and this guy was just obsessed.
01:39:14.000You know, like, yeah, like, there was like a joke book or, you know, there's like a cartoon book with sex jokes that I thought was funny, and it was like, you know, a fly with a big dick or something, and, you know, it would look like a, you know, it was like really, you know, hastily made drawings that just have like one word or one phrase or something.
01:39:33.000With like, you know, somebody holding a cum bucket or, you know, and I would just like think those were funny, and I would spread rumors in my school about like sex ed, because that was always like, Woo!
01:40:11.000Being funny in school and being kind of like, people didn't expect it.
01:40:14.000You're a small, cute girl and you're saying these dirty things.
01:40:17.000Well, and the teacher, like, so I would never get in trouble either because I would always just find somebody who looked like Red Band and blame it on him, you know?
01:43:15.000S-E-W-I-N-G. And one of the things I love about that place is it's open to young, up-and-coming comics.
01:43:24.000They can make a name for themselves there.
01:43:27.000There's some people on the show last night.
01:43:30.000That weren't that good and there's there's a couple that were like kind of shaky But the fact that they get a chance like if you're if you're you don't have to have a bunch of You know, resume items that you can call upon.
01:43:41.000You don't have to have like a bunch of credits to your name.
01:43:44.000You can just be a local comic who is down on their luck.
01:44:35.000Yeah, and there's so many comics that are on Kill Tony that have almost become regulars that are already surpassing people that have been doing it for 10 years in comedy just because of the internet and the idea of it being broadcast and podcast and all that stuff.
01:44:52.000It forces you to like hit another level early, you know, especially like girls like Kim and Sarah because they're doing if you never Watched or listen to kill Tony on death squad podcast network it um kill Tony is a Podcast where they have new comics go up.
01:46:40.000It was like she pulled out some big cannons and fucked him up, and then he just dropped nuclear bombs and leveled the landscape to the point where people were falling out of chairs.
01:46:50.000I was curled up in the fetal position on the two chairs, and then the Negro wave, they have these guys, if you've never watched a roast battle before, these guys, and you can watch it on Periscope, too.
01:47:00.000You don't have to be in LA. But if you are in LA on a Tuesday night, Get to the goddamn Comedy Store!
01:47:05.000And you've got to get tickets early, because it's always sold out.
01:47:08.000But they have this, whenever someone kills with a joke, the Negro wave jumps up, and they scream, and who's it, Jamal?
01:47:14.000Who's the dude who poured water on himself?
01:47:21.000And he pulls his pants down to, like, the middle of his dick, and they pour water on him, and he's dancing, he climbs up on chairs, and he's grinding in people's faces.
01:47:28.000And it's all just because this joke killed so hard that they act up and get crazy, and it makes it ten times funnier.
01:48:39.000Because, like, in case I don't find more people, or, you know, in case I run out, what if I, like, air three episodes, one each week, or let's say every Monday, and then the fourth week, I just, I don't have one.
01:49:49.000The only way it makes sense to me is when you have children.
01:49:51.000You have children and the wife doesn't want to get stuck with no money.
01:49:54.000I have a friend who's married, who's not married, and is pregnant, and I know that baby's going to grow up in a loving home with two parents, you know?
01:50:03.000Like, you don't have to get married to have kids.
01:50:04.000In that scenario, I hope you're correct, but I think for a lot of women, they want, like, legal protection.
01:50:09.000They want to be able to, like, be able to get money when they break up.
01:50:13.000Not just child support, but even alimony.
01:50:16.000If they've been living their life, like, being, you know, taking care of the child, and they made some sort of a mutual deal, and then the dude just decides to fucking jet.
01:50:50.000But if you have children, I can understand why a woman would want some sort of legally binding, some sort of insurance that she's going to be getting money from this guy that she had babies with.
01:51:30.000Common law marriage, I believe, isn't much different.
01:51:32.000I think you could just sue the shit out of somebody if you have a common law marriage, like if you've been living together and they've been supporting you for a certain amount of time.
01:52:14.000Because when you don't have a prenup, then you have to argue over each point of the divorce.
01:52:18.000Well, her idea was, since it was all his money, because she didn't have a job and he was supporting her, he had to pay for her lawyer as well as his lawyer.
01:52:27.000I heard some lawyers do it for free, knowing that they'll get paid at the end.
01:52:35.000If the woman is in a scenario where the man pays for everything and she doesn't have a job, well, the man has to pay for her fucking divorce.
01:52:43.000It's like going to war and you have to pay for the other army's general.
01:52:47.000If she doesn't have a job and has no income and has been living off of whatever he makes, how are they supposed to go to court?
01:53:49.000Anyway, my point is this shit went on for like two years and cost him insane ungodly amounts of money Then after it's all over he lost his house.
01:54:01.000It's overlooking the ocean I mean it is fucking stunning this amazing house and he has to pay her alimony for the rest of her life Until she gets married if she gets married or cohabitates with a man Ah, but this is where it's crazy.
01:54:16.000So now she has a boyfriend, but the boyfriend lives with her.
01:54:19.000Why would he live in his fucking shitty house when they can live in this beautiful house overlooking the ocean?
01:54:24.000So the boyfriend moves in, and then they send inspectors over to find out if the boyfriend is living there.
01:54:31.000She knows the inspectors are coming, so he grabs all his stuff, puts it in a fucking U-Haul, literally...
01:54:37.000Drives a mile away, parks the U-Haul, waits for the inspectors to leave, turns back around, reloads all his shit back into the house again.
01:55:25.000It's like this guy just is a combination of a ruthless woman who knows the system, good lawyers that can manipulate a guy who makes a lot of money.
01:55:33.000You know, there's a lot of stuff involved in it.
01:55:35.000He should hire inspectors or private investigators, get the inspectors to come back, have the video of him taking the U-Haul.
01:57:56.000The point being, a prenup, at least, even if it's ridiculous, even if, like, you know, Esther and Brian get married and Brian has to pay Esther a million dollars a year for the rest of her life if they break up, at least that's set in stone where she can say, Fuck you, Brian!
02:00:12.000Sometimes you're great and he's great.
02:00:13.000Sometimes a woman has to pay alimony to the guy because when they started going out, he was making more money and then she started surpassing him and wrote a screenplay and then owes him.
02:00:46.000I think if you do have someone, though, that you've been taken care of for a certain amount of time, if you care about them at all, you have an obligation to help them.
02:00:55.000I don't like people struggling financially.
02:02:26.000There's a gay couple living down the street from me, and there's one guy that works all the time, and the other guy is sort of the house husband.
02:02:32.000They have a great relationship with a housewife.
02:02:36.000They have a kid, and the guy that doesn't work does most of the taking care of the kid.
02:03:56.000The goal would be to make being a homophobe horrible.
02:03:57.000I mean, San Francisco is just amazing as far as just people, people don't want to offend you that they go so far as to like be like, oh, would you like to, you know, get a breast implant to a man?
02:06:09.000Um, well, it was when I was a kid, yeah.
02:06:14.000Because, like, I just was surrounded by guys, so I thought, you know, so I felt like I have three brothers, so I was just, like, constantly battling for the toilet.
02:06:27.000Is that why you're so into talking about poop?
02:06:30.000It's like, I grew up seeing my brothers pee in the toilet together because they could stand next to each other and all pee at the same time.
02:07:21.000I went in Florida, Silver Lake, Silver Springs.
02:07:26.000See, camping in Florida takes on a totally different meaning because you could easily run into meth heads or crazy people out there in the woods.
02:07:47.000I was surprised that everybody just left all their stuff in the open when they ride their bikes down the path, you know, go down to the beach, and everybody just has their stuff, and you're just on an honor system.
02:10:23.000There's this place in San Diego that's like that I went to where you take a ferry over and then it's just like this small island and it's a whole community though.
02:10:31.000They have like a little grocery store, little sushi place, little dry cleaner, but just houses everywhere.
02:12:20.000Bill Gore announced September 2nd, 2011 that Zahahu's death was a suicide while the younger something-something was an accident and that neither was the result of foul play.
02:12:34.000A member of Zahahu's family sued Max's parents for $10 million, disputing the contention that her death was suicide.
02:15:57.000I don't know, but I mean, if they found her hanging, I mean, if they really did find her hanging, like it says there.
02:16:03.000The document goes on to claim that the trio struck Zhao on the head multiple times with a blunt instrument, physically restrained her, gagged her, bound her, and strangled her to the point of unconsciousness or death.
02:16:46.000These people, they didn't pick up on the red flags, if there were any.
02:16:52.000Well, there might be no indication up until the point where that kid died.
02:16:57.000I mean, the kid dying might have been like this fucking dumb bitch.
02:17:01.000You know, it might have been like the straw that broke the camel's back.
02:17:04.000I mean, if they did murder her, that might be, or, who knows, she might be evil.
02:17:09.000I mean, she might have been just a horrible person, and they might have hated her already, and then when she killed the kid, she might have pushed the kid.
02:18:27.000Yeah, but when you see this video, it's one of the most interesting videos to watch because it's something you don't want to see mixed with the baby knowing what it's doing.
02:18:35.000So it has this really uneasy feel to it.
02:19:46.000If you cut to the very end, you can see where the baby- look how it's a really cute baby when the guy grabs it at the very end of the video.
02:21:19.000I mean, look at that girl who passed out in the highway that we watched that one time, the video.
02:21:23.000Now imagine somebody just like hanging out, like, you know, drinking beer and just slips and falls asleep and next thing you know.
02:21:29.000You know, whenever I think about alcohol and You know what I think about?
02:21:32.000Those images from the Bryan Singer gay parties that he used to have with the red pool water and 50,000 dudes in their underwear in the pool.
02:21:39.000I am stuck thinking about that forever.
02:21:42.000Whenever I think about the fact, you know, like, whenever someone says, like, pool party, people drunk at the pool, I think of that image.
02:22:33.000That's what was going on at Demi Moore's house.
02:22:35.000The Lyft driver last night, Joe, saw you 20 years ago, and you said something to an audience member that he says to himself every single day since he's seen you.
02:23:16.000There was a guy named Brent that worked at the Comedy Store and he said that him and this guy named Brent, who now lives in Vegas, and Dom Barris all went to a strip club once.
02:23:27.000He says it was the most insane night ever because Don was just screaming at all the strippers and stuff.
02:23:34.000I can see Don Barris doing his act to the strippers.
02:23:37.000Yeah, Don Barris, that's another thing about the Comedy Store that's amazing.
02:23:42.000It's the late night sets by Brody, Brian Holtzman, and Don Barris.
02:29:04.000Alright, you can see her if you want to watch repeats of Girl Code, but they didn't pay her, so she kept moving.
02:29:11.000Can you see, can you feel my menstrual pain?
02:29:13.000You can listen to this and watch this on YouTube, and you can catch Esther all around the fucking world doing stand-up, because she's a gangster like that, right?
02:30:53.000Dudes don't get, I don't get depressed about my age.
02:30:56.000It's like, I get depressed if body parts aren't working correctly, you know, like injuries and stuff like that, but that's just for me being a retard.
02:31:03.000Or it takes longer to recover from an injury?
02:34:25.000My right knee has a cadaver ACL. It's actually a cadaver's Achilles tendon.
02:34:32.000Because Achilles tendon is much fatter than a human ACL. And so they take this Achilles tendon, they open you up, they put it in place, screw it down, and then your body repopulates this cadaver, this dead person's Achilles tendon.
02:34:46.000So it's much thicker than a regular ACL. So my ACL on my right knee is like 150% stronger than a regular ACL because it was an ACL from an Achilles tendon.
02:35:38.000This is some new next level shit happening with those lenses that can make you see way better than 2020. Stem cell injections when you have injuries.
02:35:46.000I've never had anything heal up this quick.
02:37:01.000That's one that gets you, and once it gets you, you're like, fuck, I could have avoided this.
02:37:07.000It's so scary to be close to someone and care about them, like I care about you, and then see you smoking and know that that's eventually going to get you.
02:40:06.000Don't let boys go down on you But my boy likes kinky things That's how he got his red wings Oh yes Time and time again I wanna know Can you feel my menstrual pain?