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00:00:29.000I was telling people to check out his Instagram.
00:00:31.000Because I'm like guys always get some funny stuff on there I didn't even think about where it came from because to me as a comic I guess like a self-centered thing like I think of like stealing jokes is like stealing like someone does stand-up and they do jokes I never thought of like memes as jokes,
00:00:47.000but they really are and a lot of them are From like an individual page like this is a girl that he stole from it's really funny And I went to her page and it's all her own shit and she's was her name Which one are you talking about?
00:01:01.000I've actually gone through the last 24 hours and have checked over almost a hundred different people I've been researching.
00:01:09.000Well, there's one of the ones that you retweeted.
00:01:11.000One of the ones that I retweeted that you put up, it was a girl, an attractive young lady with dark brown hair.
00:02:34.000Because if you're this girl, or this guy right here, Davin...
00:02:37.000That's actually not the original person I found out.
00:02:39.000This has been reported as David Magwood being the one that originally wrote this lion tweet, which is going to start dressing like a lion so the cops know that if they kill me, white people will avenge me.
00:02:51.000That was actually written by somebody completely different, and that person's rgay on Twitter, Roxane Gay.
00:04:45.000There's actually been so many reports from the New York News, Washington Post, all these places have actually reported about him being a plagiarist for a while.
00:04:52.000But it's been one of those things where everyone kind of knew, but the internet never caught on.
00:06:04.000He, who's a comedian at a Comedy Store comic, a paid regular, he actually had a bit of his, his stand-up bit, that he had taken and made it a meme, and then he called him out on it in the comments, and like a couple hours later, he deleted it.
00:06:18.000And the same thing happened to Amir Kay, who is another comedian.
00:06:23.000So it's, a lot of comics know about this.
00:06:26.000He does have a bunch of interns, alright?
00:06:49.000It really could happen more than that.
00:06:51.000The thing about saying it once or twice is like...
00:06:54.000I'm not trying to stick up for this guy, but the reality of like sitcom writers like Seinfeld stole not Seinfeld the man But the show stole one of Kevin James bits and did it on their episode and this is when Kevin James was not known Kevin was a friend of mine still is but it was back then and Kevin hadn't made it yet He hadn't it wasn't he hadn't done King of Queens.
00:07:15.000He'd won Star Search You know and he'd been like on a couple different TV shows And he had a big deal with NBC, like a development deal, do his own sitcom.
00:07:26.000He did this showcase for all these NBC writers.
00:07:29.000So what these showcases are, like they do these sitcom things where they would sit down and they would bring, you know, all the showrunners from various shows that have deals with them.
00:08:04.000It happened a bunch of times with a bunch of different comics and a bunch of different shows.
00:08:08.000They would have their signature bits turned into...
00:08:14.000Like plot lines on sitcoms or gags on In Living Color was a big one.
00:08:20.000Like a lot of guys claim that some of the writers from In Living Color would come down to the comedy store, watch guys do stand-up.
00:08:25.000Like Handyman, someone said that Handyman was something that they had stolen from, not that Damon had stolen it, but some writer had stolen it.
00:08:33.000I don't know if that's true or not, but there's a lot of those things that happen when they think they can get away with it, especially if they can go down to the comedy store on open mic night.
00:08:46.000There's so many random people that come to these open mic places that just sit there with their notepads just writing everything down or writing notes.
00:09:22.000Did anyone ever used to take the old Radio Shack box interview private investigator tape recorder, the huge microphone, and just sit it on the stool?
00:09:30.000Oh yeah, I definitely saw people do that.
00:09:32.000I actually used to have one that was a mini disc recorder.
00:09:38.000Who the fuck taught me how to do that?
00:09:43.000I'll try to remember who the dude is and give him credit, but he had a mini disc reporter clipped to his belt and then he had a line that ran up to like a little lapel mic and he would do all the sets like that and then store them all on mini discs.
00:09:56.000So I had a mini disc recorder installed in the comedy store so I could just record the sets and listen to them on mini discs and then we switched over to DAT and then we switched over to CD when you could burn CDs and now I don't even know if that's still there.
00:10:09.000Do they still have that CD set up where you can burn your copy of I don't even know anymore.
00:10:19.000I mean, unless you want to get something that's the quality that you could release as an album, because you could definitely have it set up.
00:10:26.000If you just have the microphone, some parts of the audience mic'd, like a couple spots mic'd.
00:10:57.000I'm just gonna call him the fat Jewish.
00:10:59.000It seems like less overall statement It seems like a superhero the fat Jewish, but he could easily have employees But has it even been proven that he has any employees and where's this guy getting the money to hire employees?
00:11:12.000The other thing I was looking at on his page was he would talk about how much money he's making off of his Instagram I saw him on Katie Couric And he was doing this interview, and I was like, that's weird.
00:11:22.000I go, because I don't see a lot of product placement.
00:11:25.000So I went to his Instagram to try to find product placement.
00:12:44.000So he has, not only does he have a wine company, somebody said he has a t-shirt company, and he's got a bunch of different little companies that he just intertwines into his Instagram to make it look like he's just doing.
00:12:59.000So he's like the Ryan Seacrest of like, just joke thievery and getting shit promoted.
00:13:07.000He's constantly got a bunch of toes in the game.
00:13:10.000Yeah, he has another famous picture, which is him laying in a pool, drinking out of a pool that has his own wine in it, kind of a copy of that...
00:13:41.000Fuck Jerry, who's another almost as bad, if not worse, guy.
00:13:45.000And what they do is they just go to Reddit, or they just go to any of these websites, find the number one trending thing at that second, try to find the meat in it, take the meat, throw it on a picture of a black cheeseburger, and then you go.
00:14:01.000Well, I mean, that's pretty much what the formula, like if you look for the funniest thing, a thread at different websites, what has the most views, most posts of that day.
00:14:10.000Steal that idea and then mix it with something else is what he does the most, where he'll just take a photo of a fat chick or something like that's butt or whatever and put it.
00:14:19.000But what he mostly does is somebody else does that exact same thing, and then he just takes it word from word and the picture, crops the name out, doesn't give any credit, and just throws it up there.
00:14:31.000And that's one of those things where you could say maybe somebody sent it to him and he just didn't know who made it, so he just posted it.
00:14:38.000But not if you change all the words and put them in your own handwriting or your own font, rather, because he's done that before, too.
00:17:46.000It's called Fat Jew Nude on Shrooms in Mexico where he's just shooting guns and running around naked on mushrooms and then driving at the end.
00:17:55.000But there's a lot of interesting videos.
00:18:16.000But it's interesting because he kind of put it down like, yes, no, the secret to what I'm doing is just posting a bunch of funny stuff or butts and then getting tons of money from it.
00:20:46.000But he has to take responsibility for that because he is the one getting the paychecks for all this, even if his interns, which are probably unpaid interns is what I'm guessing...
00:24:23.000What I've been doing is I've taken the photo and cropped it out and then re-uploaded it to Google Images and tried to find the first time stamped that you...
00:25:11.000So, I don't know whether or not this girl didn't write it or did write it, but the point is, he thinks she wrote it, and instead of crediting her, he just writes her name.
00:25:20.000He doesn't even, like, write original by, got this from, you know, this is hilarious, I found it on her page.
00:25:43.000I got deep into this one thread that even had proof of him making fake Twitter accounts and just taking jokes and having that fake person tweet them and then him crediting the fake Twitter account that he owns.
00:27:50.000It's happened many times, but there was one story that was on this one cartoon that this guy was doing where he had stolen so many of this guy's images and just put his own version of it, but so similar.
00:28:06.000And some people were trying to figure out how this guy can get away with this for so long.
00:28:11.000But I think there's just too much to pay attention to for you to connect the dots on two different images like that.
00:28:18.000And he probably was dumb or ridiculous or thought he can get away with it.
00:29:51.000But I want people to keep, but I don't, you know, I don't want to necessarily like, I don't want to discredit the fact that someone made it, but I don't really give a fuck that someone made it.
00:30:41.000I don't like it when I see friends of mine that he's stolen from.
00:30:46.000And I'm just like, why am I just finding out about this guy now?
00:30:49.000And then I remember when I heard his name around on TMZ and Twitter and all that, I just didn't want to ever click on the link because I was like, I don't care about this fat Jew guy.
00:31:58.000I mean, now that you know his modus operandi, the other thing is I've heard him talk and he never seems funny.
00:32:06.000You know, like when I'm hearing him talk, I'm like, this guy doesn't seem like a funny guy.
00:32:11.000You know, like if you, you know, Kevin Pereira, let's use him as an example.
00:32:15.000You know, if Kevin was on some show there, you would listen to him talk and you'd go, even if he wasn't trying to be funny, you would say, well, here's a guy that I could see that guy be funny.
00:32:25.000I could see him have a clever point on something.
00:32:28.000Like if someone presented him with an illogical point of view, he would be like, uh, that doesn't make any sense.
00:32:51.000Well, I mean, what people are telling me is that he was one of those, he grew up in a super rich family, and he's been kind of just thrown and given favors, and that's one of those guys.
00:33:04.000I guess, you know, the problem is I can make that argument about myself not being funny sometimes, too, if I'm doing something serious.
00:33:09.000Like, if I do a conversation, especially if it's about MMA, but then I'm doing it about that, I guess.
00:33:16.000Yeah, but if you listen to a lot of his interviews, because I've watched a lot, he pretty much repeats the same stuff, like, I just need to get a guacamole and a bathtub and wine.
00:33:26.000Well, we'll see what happens, CAA. Right.
00:33:28.000You're the fucks who signed Minstelia after all that shit went down.
00:34:18.000If you post something funny and I want to repost it, I go to the Repost app, I repost it, and I do it specifically so that people will know that it came from you, and hopefully they'll click on your link and sign up and be one of your followers or whatever.
00:34:44.000Unless you have their name in the tweet as well, you know, and then you put in the quote marks.
00:34:50.000But other than that, but then, you know, everybody knows it comes from them.
00:34:53.000But other than that, I use a retweet or a repost app or quote tweet.
00:34:57.000You know, you quote it if you're using the app on the phone.
00:35:00.000This is, you know, it's just unethical.
00:35:03.000It's unethical and it's against the spirit of what the internet is supposed to be all about.
00:35:07.000This free exchange of information, somebody comes in and just fucking sticks a syringe in this pipeline of information, just starts pulling it out, and then profiting.
00:35:59.000And a lot of people have been trying to tell people to...
00:36:03.000Twitter has that new copyright thing where you can copyright tweets or whatever, but you have to be the originator of that joke in order to do it.
00:36:57.000The only way you can come back from that is to admit that you did that, talk about how you did it, and then you've got to reestablish yourself as being completely original.
00:37:09.000There's a bunch of guys that were joke thieves, and one of the things you could clearly see, you could see the difference between their material and other people's material.
00:37:18.000The other people's material was funny, and then in between this funny shit, they would have their shit.
00:37:25.000And, like, stand out like a sore thumb.
00:37:28.000Like, there's a guy, I don't need to mention his name, everybody knows who the fuck I'm talking about, who stole a lot of shit from Bill Hicks.
00:38:21.000Is it that like you've got you're not thinking about you like what all you are It's like you're this vessel for getting the idea in its best form You're like a boat that carries the joke to the people you got to figure out how fuck do I do this?
00:38:34.000Like how many times have any of us been sitting around going I gotta I gotta figure out a better way to set this up, or there's a better way to do this, or you gotta figure out this, or...
00:38:42.000If someone comes along and just yanks that and just doesn't have any of the process, they don't know how to do that.
00:40:02.000I don't know if you do this, but I know Diaz does it, a lot of guys do this, where you kind of set yourself up in a position where you really don't know where this bit's gonna go.
00:40:10.000You know there's something funny in it, so you hope that it comes out on stage.
00:40:13.000And so, there's ways of writing where you sit down, smoke a joint, sit in front of your computer or your notebook, I'm just fucking trying to figure out how to do it.
00:40:23.000Like, I'll play little games with myself.
00:40:26.000I'll say, like, Brian Redband is to Jamie like a walrus is to, you know, a peacock.
00:40:35.000I'll try to find ways that the subject interacts with it.
00:40:51.000And I'll do a list of different things.
00:40:53.000Because I want to try to find out what the best bit is.
00:40:55.000But sometimes you just got to go on stage.
00:40:57.000And sometimes you go on stage with this premise, and you're pretty sure there's something funny about this premise, but you don't know where it's going to lead.
00:41:04.000And then, boom, when you're on stage...
00:41:06.000The jokes, like the punchline will reveal itself to you.
00:41:09.000Or the angle will reveal itself to you.
00:42:15.000It's like being a superstar track and field athlete, but you really don't run fast at all.
00:42:20.000Everybody thinks like god damn this guy's like the fastest guy ever, but you know you've been just You've been like teleporting down the fucking down the path and stealing people's spots and pretending that you're in first place You know and just running through the ribbon.
00:42:35.000I won and there was like damn that dude's fast He won again, but you didn't really want you can't really run fast It's almost the exact same thing with people who are plagiarists.
00:42:44.000They literally don't have the creativity They've never developed it It's kind of fucked.
00:42:50.000It's got to be fucking really terrifying because like Charlie Murphy one of the ballsiest things that Charlie Murphy did Was Charlie Murphy was famous first of all for being the brother of a really fucking famous comedian and Second of all for being on the greatest sketch comedy show the world has ever known and being a big part of it He was huge on the Chappelle show Charlie Murphy stories or stories that he would tell like the Prince story Dude,
00:43:18.000he was famous for telling hilarious stories and people would look forward to it.
00:43:23.000He would be on the stage or on the screen and just waist up telling a story and then you'd see it playing out with Dave Chappelle being Prince and all the crazy shit that would be a part of those stories.
00:43:36.000And then Charlie started doing stand-up after that.
00:46:42.000So he's one of those guys that is like a social retard that wants attention.
00:46:46.000So he goes to these comedy clubs and becomes a part of the show.
00:46:50.000So as this guy's backing away, by the way, I'm torn because I love the fact that Vegas has a comedy scene in open mics, even though there's no one in it.
00:51:00.000But some guy was in the audience, some guy was heckling, Greg tooled him, and then the guy ran up onto the stage and grabbed Greg, and they, like, fucking scuffled.
00:51:09.000Like, they literally got into a fistfight, the bouncers came out, dragged the guy offstage, Greg stood up, brushed himself off, and goes, alright, anybody else want some of this?
00:52:04.000Japanese boxer, 24, bursts into lawyer's office, cuts off the 42-year-old man's penis with a garden shears, flushes the organ down the toilet after discovering wife's affair.
00:52:56.000Do you remember when there was a real bad story where a lady did that to her husband, cut his dick off, and threw it in a garbage disposal?
00:53:08.000While she was driving her car and they found it and stitched it back on.
00:53:11.000This lady threw it in the garbage disposal and Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy's wife, was on one of those dumb chick shows and was mocking it, laughing about how it must have looked like spinning around in a circle.
00:59:14.000Yeah, I guess it's like in poorer countries, they don't have the right foundations in a lot of their houses, so they just fall into the ocean.
01:00:59.000Make sure this is the right one because there have been like explosions that were accidental that did happen that caused some pretty significant damage to it.
01:01:13.000A famous video of the house blowing up that came out a couple years ago where You know what I'm talking about, Jamie, that nice house where there's a helicopter going around a house.
01:04:52.000So you got these bulls and they're real bulls with full-on horns and these real bulls are just running into these packed avenues of people and just mowing them over and killing them.
01:05:07.000It's got to be one of the dumbest ways to die.
01:05:10.000I wrote this fucking article about this a long time ago, joking around about how dumb it was, and this guy got really mad at me.
01:05:18.000It's like, my teacher, my professor did that, and it's all about appreciating the culture, and like, how come you can't just go to the country?
01:05:26.000Why do you have to run from a fucking animal to appreciate the culture?
01:05:29.000Did you see that thing Bert was doing this week, and I've seen it before, they chase cheese down a hill, and these guys run down a hill and get hurt?
01:05:45.000Spain's economic crisis has forced a sharp drop of the number of bullfights in the country, with about 300 fewer bullfights scheduled for this year as compared to the years before the crisis.
01:05:54.000Yet the number of ranchers who are raising fighting bulls has stayed the same.
01:05:58.000The only way out for these ranchers would be in the festivals in these municipalities.
01:06:03.000So it suggests that many of the bulls that would have been destined for bullfights are instead running along the streets of the country.
01:06:25.000Like, having, like, little set-up bull runs, and you can go run through these.
01:06:29.000It says right there, it says right there, these are bulls with more power, more capacity to charge, uh, said Lorca, whoever that is, uh, of the bulls being used for small-town bull runs, he said that an encounter with one of those, one of these would likely do more harm than the bulls of previous years.
01:06:44.000Obviously, you've got fuckin' eleven deaths this year.
01:07:18.000Bullfights are fucking ridiculous, too.
01:07:20.000Because, first of all, you're not really fighting that bull, right?
01:07:23.000You're stabbing it with spears, and you're running around, and other people get to stab it, and some of the spears, they have poison in them.
01:07:31.000Mangord to death filming Bull Run in Spain on mobile phone.
01:08:40.000Now, as a confirmed member of Team People, I cannot say that I'm happy about this, but there are too many people in the 405, and I think the only way to stop that is to kill off a few retards.
01:08:54.000You don't want to kill off the good people.
01:08:56.000And I'm not saying this guy was retarded, but his occupation most certainly was.
01:08:59.000You know, maybe just there's a hard way out, man.
01:11:34.000But it's kind of cool, like, seeing her do this.
01:11:37.000I'm pretty sure that that's the case with lizards, too.
01:11:41.000That some of them, when you lay on their back, it's the way they're designed.
01:11:44.000I think that's what I read about sharks as well.
01:11:48.000Like, sharks, if you flip them upside down, there's something about the way they're designed, the way they're designed by the big guy upstairs.
01:11:55.000That when you do that to them, for whatever reason, they can't stay conscious.
01:12:52.000I can't believe you made me want this.
01:12:52.000How about the truck crashing into a highway sign?
01:12:55.000This truck was driving down the highway, and somebody's dashboard cam catches the truck hit one of those overpass signs that say, like, up ahead, you know, I-5 and stuff like that.
01:13:05.000It was too tall for the overpass, and it's very scary.
01:13:52.000If you have people driving shit around for you, like rocks, you got a bucket of rocks in the back of that thing.
01:13:58.000Or, you know, tractor trailer full of rocks, whatever.
01:14:02.000And you have these dummies that are working for you, dumping these rocks off, and then you go, all right, we've dumped it off, let's drive.
01:14:46.000You know, when we learned that, well, I kind of always knew it, but we really learned that when it came to Nevada and referees and judges for MMA. Really hard to get a judge fired.
01:14:58.000Like, they could prove to be absolutely, totally incompetent, but it's like working at the DMV. Like, once you have one of those government jobs, like, you're a government official, officiator, Someone who judges fights like that you might as well have a job working for any other government agency Like it's super difficult to fire you especially with something like like fights Because if you watch a fight and you've seen a bunch of fights you kind of know who won who doesn't want But it's subjective like you might decide that one person won
01:15:28.000But Jamie might decide that another person won and there are fights where people will adamantly Like, argue one way or the other.
01:15:37.000But there's some that are just undeniable.
01:15:39.000And when you get those undeniable ones, you're like, what the fuck were you watching?
01:15:50.000All this person has to do is say, hey, I officiated a hundred different fighting shows and I was never criticized for any of those.
01:15:59.000Most of the time you don't get criticized.
01:16:00.000It has to be completely egregious before you get criticized.
01:16:03.000But it's fucking hard as shit to fire one of those people They just they can dig their heels and especially if they're a part of a minority group You know then they can you know get people behind them and I've Literally heard that conversation before like someone say well there'd be two different problems one Firing someone is hard and then firing someone who might be black or a woman they go is even harder and And I went,
01:18:24.000So judges in a like an appointed elected if not elected appointed official.
01:18:28.000Yeah can't be replaced It's very hard in a system be changed at all like the way very hard No, very hard to change it.
01:18:35.000You know who's got a great judging idea is Anthony Hardonk who used to fight for the UFC now.
01:18:40.000He's a trainer trains at Dynamics in Santa Monica trains a lot of UFC fighters, but he's had a great idea for a scoring system.
01:18:48.000And his idea for a scoring system is totally different than the one they have now.
01:18:51.000What they have now is it's called the 10-point must system, and it's what boxing uses.
01:18:55.000So everybody starts out with 10 points, but if, say, you knock me down, then you get, like, you have 10, and I have 8, because you knocked me down.
01:19:04.000If I lost the round, then it's 9. But 10-9s can kind of go either way.
01:19:09.000Like, 10-9, like, I might think you won 10-9, But somebody else might think Brian won 10-9.
01:19:37.000All of the scores for all the techniques should count.
01:19:41.000So, like, the first round might be six.
01:19:44.000You might have six and he might have two.
01:19:47.000Because, like, you beat him up, you did a bunch of things to him, and all those things count as points.
01:19:51.000And then the next round, it might be you have four and you have three.
01:19:56.000So even though there's two rounds in the books and you won the first round and he won the second round, he only won the second round by one point.
01:20:03.000Whereas you won the first round by a bunch of points because you're counting up all the different things that you did during that round.
01:20:30.000The reality is you fucked him up way more than he fucked you up.
01:20:33.000And he's got a really good point with that.
01:20:36.000Because the idea of having two 10-9 rounds, and one of them is just vastly different.
01:20:42.000There's 10-9 rounds where a guy literally does nothing to the other guy, just gets his ass kicked all over the place and just survives, still loses 10-9.
01:20:49.000And then in the other one, two guys go toe-to-toe, and it's almost indiscernible who won.
01:20:58.000And what his idea is a score shouldn't be like 49-48, 49-47, and the third judge scores it.
01:21:06.000You know, he's like, it really should be a number like 30 points.
01:21:12.00012 or 37 and 6 or 45 and 13 or 45 and 40 like where there's big numbers if the fight has a lot of action like a lot of shits going on it's not just 10-9 there's head kicks and takedowns or there could be a 10-9 round where both guys like Anderson Silva vs.
01:22:10.000How could that be a 10-9 round when, you know, come up with something fucking completely crazy and chaotic, that could also be a 10-9 round.
01:23:30.000Is a leg kick worth two points and a jab worth one point?
01:23:34.000Is a right hand that rocks you worth five points and one that grazes off you worth one point?
01:23:40.000You'd have to figure out It would have to be at least partially subjective because the real undeniable, measurable thing in a fight is the knockout and the submission.
01:23:54.000The TKO even is problematic because there's fights that are stopped and you're like, ah, the guy was fucking that guy up, but I would have liked to see the guy had a chance to survive.
01:24:05.000And then there's other referees where the guy could get fucked up way worse, and the referee lets it go on.
01:26:27.000Everybody ringside that was with me, cage side, Joe Silva, Sean Shelby, rather, we were looking at each other, shaking our head like, what the fuck?
01:29:17.000They're like, funk, that guy's too cocky.
01:29:19.000There's a lot of people that would try to vote against Conor McGregor just because he's doing too well.
01:29:25.000I'm hoping that guy falls on his face.
01:29:27.000If you're up in the third round in this scenario where you can score that way, and you're up, I don't know, 35 to 15, and you kind of just stop because you're up, how do you prevent that?
01:29:39.000I mean, that's just part of the game, but the guy who's down, it's his job to go after you now and try to score and win, try to knock you out, try to stop the fight.
01:29:48.000Sometimes we're a guy, we all know this, where a guy's going into the third round and he got his ass kicked the first two rounds and his corner says, you've got to stop him.
01:30:14.000The system is terrible, but Hardonk's idea is the best I've ever heard.
01:30:18.000Doc Hamilton, who's a very good judge and a long-time martial arts practitioner, he had a good system, and his system was a half-point system.
01:30:28.000His system was instead of 10 points, you could use half-points too.
01:30:32.000So like in cases where it's like real close, you could say, well, that guy won, but he only won by half a point.
01:30:36.000Or he won by a point, where it's really clear.
01:30:40.000Or he won by two points, if he's really got his ass kicked.
01:30:43.000Like, utilize the point system and make it a bit more obvious that there's a gap.
01:30:47.000And that'll, accumulative, that'll add up towards the end of a third round.
01:31:20.000Yeah, and it's also, like, who decides?
01:31:23.000Like, say if you beat a guy upstanding, you beat him up for, like, the first minute, hit him with a ton of punches, but then he takes you down and gets on top of you for four minutes, but doesn't do anything.
01:31:34.000Hits you with, like, a few pity-pat punches, but most of the time you defend yourself.
01:31:37.000A lot of times people will think that that guy who was on the bottom Getting hit with the pitty-pat punches by the guy who's on top of him lost the round, even though he beat the shit out of that guy for the first minute.
01:31:49.000That first minute, that guy's cut, he's beat up, his eye swelling, he got hit with bombs, but he survived enough to get the takedown, and then because he was on top for more time, people would give him that round.
01:32:59.000Obviously to sort of signify the the profound effects of psychedelics and that's the the name of the The website and what many people think that psychedelics do and so this guy professor David nut had this that's his name,
01:33:18.000too Not as funny as hard on but it's pretty close and Both thick guys?
01:33:24.000It's called Breaking Convention that's held in London.
01:33:27.000And basically what they're saying, it's to explore the benefits of psychedelics, but they're saying that psilocybin switches off part of the brain that causes depression, which is insane.
01:33:41.000Yeah, it was just, I don't know how to...
01:33:45.000So, you know, there's all these problems that they have with trying to legalize different things that are beneficial, like legalizing for soldiers, people with PTSD. But they found a lot of different drugs that can help people that have been through traumatic situations.
01:34:06.000MDMA apparently has profound effects for people who have seen horrific things and Profound in the fact that it lets them change their perspective on it and literally change their memory changed what it means to them to have had this experience and allows forgiveness in a way that's like really unprecedented so This guy,
01:34:29.000Professor Nutt, it's a really interesting article.
01:34:31.000There's a lot of different talk about psychedelics in it, but about the potential for drugs like psilocybin, LSD, and cannabis too.
01:34:41.000And that he's talking about how, because these drugs are illegal, patients are suffering, committing suicide, because they're not getting treated for their depressions as pain.
01:35:03.000The John Hopkins psilocybin study, there's been quite a few different studies that have come out that have shown the benefits of a lot of different drugs to dealing with things that are conventionally, you know, what do they give you for depression?
01:35:18.000They give you SSRIs or they give you something else, but this is a completely different effect.
01:35:45.000Yeah, every time I go travel now, me and Tony both get put into a room, and then they check your Twitter to see, like, where are you working tonight, huh?
01:36:00.000Because I think they recently passed this law where you don't have to do this anymore, but when you work in Canada as a comedian, you have to get a work permit, and that causes the...
01:36:09.000But if it's like a really small little show, it's like a lot of places like, ah, just, you know, you're on vacation or whatever, and I think...
01:38:29.000It's so bizarre that after all these different years, all these different studies, there's never been one that's shown that it kills people.
01:38:36.000Never been one that's shown that it causes you to lose your brain or even get diarrhea.
01:39:00.000The Schedule 1s, like a lot of the Schedule 1s are like super beneficial and they're the most illegal.
01:39:05.000If you look at the Schedule 1 versus Schedule 2 chart, I think Schedule 2 is cocaine because they have medical cocaine.
01:39:13.000It's like the idea of Schedule 1 is no known medical use.
01:39:17.000To have marijuana and psilocybin, two of the most beneficial plants of all time, in the no known medical use category, just shows how corrupt these criminals are.
01:39:39.000You click on those links, and then tell me if you think it's still Schedule 1 after it's over.
01:39:42.000And if you do think that, you're a crook.
01:39:45.000I think the only difference between a cocaine or a psychedelic is that it will speed up schizophrenia and crazy people, and then we'll just have way too much crazy people in this world if mushrooms were illegal.
01:42:16.000Then, this week, Rosenberg evolved further.
01:42:19.000After a press briefing on Wednesday where people shit in his mouth, he told reporters that heroin is clearly more dangerous than marijuana.
01:42:27.000According to Huffington Post, Rosenberg said he still considers marijuana to be harmful and dangerous, but was willing to make a firm distinction between it and other substances.
01:43:15.000Well, no, I'm just thinking that a lot of people have aspirin, and that's probably something that people try to overdose to kill themselves on.
01:43:21.000I know aspirin also saves people's lives, because that's what you're supposed to take if you're feeling like you're going to have a heart attack.
01:43:27.000And also, they say, is a preventative measure.
01:43:30.000Because aspirin is an anti-inflammatory.
01:43:35.000The big issue with health, or one of the big issues, I should say, is inflammation.
01:43:39.000It's a big causer of a lot of different diseases.
01:43:42.000And that's why they say that if you clean up your diet, your body becomes less inflamed.
01:43:46.000That's one of the benefits of the cryogenic chamber, too.
01:43:49.000They think that the cryo treatments provide those cold shock proteins and anti-inflammation responses, and they clean up inflammation inside the body, leading to less disease.
01:46:14.000Tylenol sort of like, I think, if I had to guess, I think dulls the pain more, whereas ibuprofen gets the source of the pain more, which is inflammation.
01:46:42.00016,500 non-steroidal anti-inflammatory deaths occur among patients with rheumatoid arthritis or osteoarthritis each year in the United States.
01:50:36.000Like when someone kills someone with a gun, we need to change gun laws.
01:50:39.000Well, I guess it's kind of easier to kill someone if you have a gun, but if somebody wants to kill you, it's because they want to kill you.
01:50:46.000It's not like you have a gun and go, I'm thinking about fucking killing somebody now that I got this gun.
01:50:50.000No, you only use a gun to kill somebody because you want to kill them.
01:50:54.000Unless it's an accidental gun shooting and then you're dealing with a totally different situation.
01:50:58.000But the idea that giving someone a gun makes them more likely to kill people, I'm not sure if I buy that.
01:51:06.000When the LA riots were going on, a lot of people had their own personal firearms, and this guy I know, he said he had to go on the roof of his apartment with a gun because they were trying to break into his house and stuff like that, and he actually had to shoot somebody.
01:51:46.000I think that Anthony Bourdain covered that on one of his shows.
01:51:50.000The riots in Koreatown where the Koreans had to arm themselves and get on top of their buildings because all the cops were in Beverly Hills.
01:54:14.000The two men suspected of masquerading as police officers to rob an art museum of $500 million worth of masterpieces in 1990 are dead, the FBI say.
01:54:22.000Two years ago, investigators announced they knew who stole 13 works, including paintings by Rembrandt and Vermeer.
01:55:23.000But if someone is a serious art collector, enough that they're willing to spend millions of dollars on a painting, they're going to know exactly what that thing is.
01:55:32.000People that are collectors, like collectors of things, people get real creepy about real specifics, like they want a Picasso, they have a Rembrandt, they have a this guy, a that guy, and they need a Picasso, I need a Picasso, but nothing is on the market.
01:55:45.000And then some guy comes up to you and says, I know something that's about to go on the market, and you know, right now it is in a collection.
01:55:54.000That is public, and it will no longer be public.
01:55:57.000And someone will own it, and it could be you.
01:56:22.000That's tough, that whole black market thing.
01:56:24.000Well, people have been busted doing that.
01:56:26.000They've been busted doing that with statues.
01:56:28.000There was a Roman statue that they brought this guy in.
01:56:31.000Brian Callen told me the story, and then I went and listened to it on something else, where this guy had this statue, and they had spent so much money appraising it, and they bought it, and they brought in this expert, and the expert literally looked at it for a few minutes and goes,
01:57:37.000Just a really complex, well-worked piece of sculpture is probably worth insane amounts of money.
01:57:44.000If there's only one of them and it's 1,800 years old, 2,000 years old, it's probably worth millions of dollars.
01:57:51.000So if someone could sit around and figure out how to fake it...
01:57:53.000So you make one, you make it real close, then you slowly chip away at it and add to it and then figure out a way to simulate erosion and then figure out a way to get this mold in it.
01:58:07.000And this mold was apparently the right mold for the area.
01:58:19.000Because he'd just seen so many of them.
01:58:22.000Whereas most people, I mean, if you're a guy whose, your expertise is in appraising ancient statues, you develop a finely honed sense of what an ancient statue looks like.
01:58:32.000So for him, it was like really obvious, like right away, like the hue is off, something's off, this can't be real, holy shit, you gotta get your money back quick.
01:58:41.000Whereas, you know, you or I would be like, whoa dude, it's like 3,000 years old.
01:58:55.000That movie documentary Tim's Vermeer that Vermeer just came up on here and it made me think of it.
01:59:00.000Someone, I don't remember which guest brought it up, but this is a really, really great documentary Penn Jillette made about this millionaire guy.
01:59:08.000He actually runs the company that makes the New Tech TriCaster we use here.
01:59:14.000He figured out this really long process of how to recreate.
01:59:17.000He made a forgery, but no one knew how to make the forgery.
01:59:20.000And he spent years figuring out how this guy Vermeer actually was making these photorealistic paintings and then figured out how to do it himself and was making paintings like a factory almost that were indecipherable from actual Vermeers.
01:59:57.000I never say that it's bad for someone to be healthy, but he's unhealthy for so long, you kind of recognize him as being this big fat guy, and now all of a sudden he's like super thin.
02:00:07.000It's actually Norton is like really thin right now.
02:01:59.000Let's turn this up a little so we can hear what's going on.
02:02:02.0006,000 LED lights and 50 high-definition cameras.
02:02:07.000After they captured all this data, they put it together to make a 3D model of me, and then they were able to project that onto the screen as you see me now.
02:02:20.000So it looks like it is a screen, but it's a 3D screen.
02:02:23.000So if you were to stare at it, you'd be able to walk to the side, to the left, to the right.
02:02:27.000They had this guy who's a Holocaust survivor.
02:02:30.000Imagine going through the Holocaust all the way to 2015, and they turned you into a crazy 3D animated thing.
02:02:39.000What series of generational jumps that guys pass through.
02:02:44.000Just think how cool it's going to be when this gets a little bit better in the future, like the Hall of Presidents at Disneyland, you know, and stuff like that, where you're actually, holy shit, Abraham Lincoln's sitting right in front of me.
02:02:55.000Yeah, you're gonna get real holographs, real holograms, rather, that are just...
02:03:00.000You'll probably be shocked when your hand goes through them.
02:03:03.000And they're gonna get to a point, especially if this magic leap is in any way indicative of what it's gonna really look like when it's done.
02:03:09.000Because right now you're looking at it and it's like...
02:04:26.000When I was reading it, they're actually projecting light into your eye.
02:04:30.000Like, we're accepting light into our eye right now, like through our irises, but they're gonna shoot light into your eye, like lasers-type stuff.
02:06:44.000How much we feel, or how much it impacts us.
02:06:48.000But what I do know is, every time I go somewhere where there's no cell phone, where it's like Alaska or Montana or something like that, where you're out in the real wilderness, it seems different.
02:06:58.000Like, the actual physical environment of the air seems different.
02:07:02.000Like, when you're standing out there...
02:07:04.000You're like, what if this is a different kind of solitude?
02:07:22.000That it just gives you this feeling of solitude that sort of accentuates the...
02:07:28.000You know the quiet of the environment but it might not be it might be there there might be an actual physical thing like a That you're feeling in your brain that you can't quite put your finger on but it's there all the time It just makes me wonder though if we could look at it like something like a gnat though and be like well they would feel it first You know they're so small that just a tiny gnat or what are those little red dots that are insects that are always like Walking around on bricks and stuff you know I'm talking was like a bright orange dot And you're like,
02:07:57.000I'll just accept that that's a bug, that orange dot.
02:08:00.000No, I don't know what you're talking about.
02:08:47.000Study links bees decline to cell phones.
02:08:51.000This is on CNN. Yeah, and they're saying that the cell phone signals, somehow or another, cell phone radiation may be contributing to the decline of bee populations.
02:09:03.000You know, Radiolab had this interesting story about bees, where, um, in China, they, because of what, what are you, what are you pulling up here, Jamie?
02:09:31.000In China, they did this study where they found out that they had rapidly declining bee populations for whatever reasons, pollution, whatever.
02:09:40.000And so they decided that they were going to have to figure out another way to pollinate some of their plants.
02:10:12.000But when you have people do it on purpose, they had people doing it with paintbrushes.
02:10:16.000And when they had the people doing it with paintbrushes, like significant increase in yield.
02:10:22.000But then people wanted more money, and then they realized that, you know, in China, like, the more lucrative the business became, the more people organized and said, we want more money, and the more they decided it was cost-prohibitive.
02:11:30.000This is the idea, I think, is once we pollute the atmosphere to the point where bees can't live anymore, they're going to release these fucking insect hordes.
02:13:04.000Published reports from the lab also describe potential military uses, surveillance, and mapping, but the dime-sized cyberbees have yet to be outfitted with neurotoxin tip stingers.
02:16:20.000It's gonna start off pretty cool though like oh my god We're getting attacked, but it's a robot attack and we have robots and we're just watching robots on TV here Yeah for a little bit so Jamie there is a video of it just look up robotic bees could change the world and then go to It's pretty far down like maybe seven-eighths into the video You'll see this thing is attached for with a very small wire But it actually is flying It's
02:19:45.000With the top ten organizing ones, one of them is this little thing that goes over a piece of paper, like a typewriter would do, but types it.
02:19:56.000So you put a message in this little thing, and then you put this little thing on a piece of paper, and it will print out like a typewriter would what your message is.
02:20:53.000Like, having paper that you could just take a flash and print it by just doing, like a Xerox machine almost, where you're just flashing some paper, like a negative photo or something.
02:21:05.000I think, also, what we were looking at earlier, the Kerasana Marina thing, the 3D, they're going to be able to do that with just, you're going to take a video or something with your cell phone and be able to send it to Jamie, and Jamie will watch, like, Princess Leia.
02:21:28.000There's these people that we don't even know, you don't even know they're working on these things, nobody knows of them, but yet they are like that close to going public.
02:21:37.000Everybody has to swipe key cards before they go in the building.
02:24:31.000For every Nikola Tesla who comes up with shit completely independent of other people's thoughts, there's most people, what their ideas are based on is based on the ideas of a bunch of other people that are sort of like Extrapolated to a point that maybe a few people saw coming,
02:24:48.000you know, whether it's the idea of a telephone or the idea of Holograms or 3d printers or all these different things like people kind of see it coming and they're all working on it And then this one Thomas Edison motherfucker comes out with that light bulb and everybody's like wow, he's a genius Thomas Edison invented the light bulb and America was changed.
02:25:06.000Where would we be for not the work of this great man?
02:25:10.000Well, there's probably about five other dudes that we're working on at exactly the same time.
02:25:14.000That's sort of what always happens with this stuff.
02:25:16.000So a lot of it becomes a rush to getting the funding and getting the patents and then figuring out how to get it produced.
02:25:23.000But there's usually probably a bunch of people working on similar shit.
02:25:27.000So, like, right now, when you see this stuff, like these little micro-robots, when you see those big, crazy Boston Dynamic robots, and you see artificial intelligence, and this is all stuff that they're going public with, they're probably so close in so many different labs developing something that's really going to make you shit your pants.
02:25:50.000Some researchers have got a pig heart to work inside of a primate for 945 days, and that's something I didn't think was actually possible before.
02:26:01.000And they've got a kidney working for 136 days, and it says that they're probably geoengineering some of these pigs to be better to suit human organ transplants.
02:26:46.000100 times a day every day and it's not hurting like the next day It feels like a little like something's going on with it, but it doesn't hurt whereas it would definitely be hurting before before the stem cells and Like lifting weights doesn't bother it like chin-ups don't bother it rows Don't bother it all these push-ups don't bother it all these different things that bothered it used to bother and it's only been four weeks What's freaking me out is how quick it is I talked to Daniel Cormier.
02:28:48.000Yeah, I wonder if there's also, because you're adding something new to the body that's kind of foreign if that passes on through DNA or, you know, like in the future.
02:30:08.000I know, I only eat once a day, so it's so weird that I even have any issue at all, but I really wonder if I just quit drinking 100%.
02:30:15.000It's weird, because I only drink diet sodas.
02:30:19.000And so it's like Jack Daniels, whatever calories is in Jack Daniels I'm having, but if you want to eat one a day, you have calories to burn.
02:31:14.000Because I really do wake up just going like, okay, I just need to stay awake enough to go to Starbucks, and then Starbucks doesn't seem like it works.
02:31:21.000The problem with finding out if you have sleep apnea is you've got to go through one of those sleep studies, and those are annoying.
02:31:25.000You saw that picture of me where I have all those electrodes stuck to my head.
02:31:55.000I just put a drop cam next to my bed, and I had it tell me any time it hears noises or movement, and then it records it in the clouds.
02:32:05.000Then I can just go back and be like, oh, there's a noise here.
02:32:07.000Oh, that's me snoring, or that's me moving.
02:32:11.000I've been doing it for a couple months.
02:32:15.000It's mostly, I'll snore on nights that I heavily drink or something like that, but it's always at the beginning of my sleep, and then I just, it's only for like a half hour or so, so it's not the whole night going like that or anything like that.
02:32:28.000Well, heavily, when you're drunk and really exhausted, when I'm really exhausted, I snore horrible.
02:33:03.000Rolling down the side of this hill, and we had to figure out how to get it up the hill.
02:33:06.000So we attached it to these cables, and we had this truck pull it, but the cables were rubbing on the rocks on the hill, and they kept snapping.
02:33:15.000The cable snapped twice, and the pig came rolling back down, and then we had to stop the pig from rolling down.
02:33:20.000So then the guide from the Tohon Ranch said, all right, this is what we're going to do.
02:33:28.000I'm going to roll the pig downhill, and I think if you just roll it downhill, you'll get down to the road at the bottom, and I'll just drive around and pick you up the road.
02:33:38.000So we figured, oh, okay, probably won't be that far.
02:34:18.000One gun, 16 mountain lions, and a dead pig.
02:34:23.000We're rolling it down this hill, but you can only go so far because we got to this point where it was just like so heavily wooded We had to cut up the pig and then we had to carry it out So we have to we had to gut this pig we take out the heart because you eat the heart and We got rid of the rest of the organs and he put one half on his shoulder.
02:34:44.000I put one half on my shoulder and And then we had to carry this thing the rest of the way.
02:34:48.000So we're carrying it for miles through the woods.
02:34:51.000And the woods are like, it's super steep hills.
02:36:45.000If you've never seen a picture of someone who got bit by a mountain lion, there was some poor lady who was on one of the news shows, and it was so graphic.
02:36:54.000She had been attacked by a mountain lion on her bike, pulled her off of her bike, someone else tried to beat the thing off of her, and it just had a hold of her head, and just tore her face apart.
02:39:18.000It wasn't funny, so Fat Jewish didn't use it.
02:39:20.000But it was a meme of a vulture hovering over a black baby in Africa waiting for this kid to die.
02:39:27.000And it was about how many people cared about this lion, but how few people care about the amount of people that starve to death every year in Africa.
02:40:10.000I always think maybe somewhere along the line he'll reveal himself, and it turns out that he was really just doing this for his own profit, but he's not.
02:40:19.000I don't think that about him, but you think that about someone usually when they have some big, like, remember Coney 2012?
02:40:29.000Whacking it, whacking it, whacking it.
02:40:30.000The guy was, uh, well explain why you say whacking it.
02:40:34.000Because the guy was in, uh, he was putting together this ridiculous thing to go after Joseph Coney and, you know, letting everybody know what a horrible person Coney was.
02:40:43.000And then something happened to homeboy.
02:40:46.000He wound up losing his mind and was in his underwear running around in traffic in San Diego, beating off in front of people.
02:43:12.000Yeah, they go off, whoever it is, they go off the rails, they get crazy.
02:43:17.000And if you ran into that person in a park and they're like, man, fuck these bitches, you know, running around drunk, you'd be like, oh great, a drunk.
02:43:25.000Maybe that's the same thing with meth.
02:43:27.000Maybe you do meth and you'd be like all fucking speedy and you'd clean your house up, but you'd be the same guy the next day.
02:43:34.000You'd be like, ah, I did some good meth last night.
02:44:37.000They would play until the other guy dropped.
02:44:40.000And they would they would gamble the entire time and apparently when you're on amphetamines you can see things better like you see like the path of the balls better you see like where the ball is gonna go someone described to me that they used to do meth and he said when you play pool on meth you know you look at a ball and the ball looks circular When I would play on meth,
02:45:04.000So I'd see like a series of flat surfaces around the ball, and I would know exactly what flat surface to hit.
02:45:10.000So the ball collisions, like when you play pool, if you look at a ball and you're trying to cut a ball in the side pocket, you're just kind of estimating where the ball is going to collide with the other ball.
02:45:20.000And that collision point, you have to assume there's going to be Like, a little bit of friction.
02:45:25.000It's going to move the ball off the line a little bit, especially if you're cutting a ball.
02:45:29.000So you've got to kind of compensate that, and you add a little spin to it to try to compensate for the deflection.
02:45:35.000So there's all these variables that you have to kind of like play on feel.
02:45:39.000He said when he was on meth, he would see like flat surfaces.
02:45:42.000So he knew that this flat surface had to collide with that flat surface, and it would make like a direct tangent line that would go into the pocket.
02:45:49.000And I was like, how come you can't see that when you're sober?
02:45:51.000He's like, I can't even describe to you what it's like.
02:45:53.000He's like, but when I'm fucked up on meth, I would see, like, flat surfaces instead of a curve.
02:45:59.000There's probably a way to mimic that using some kind of eyewear, you know?
02:46:17.000Like, you would be able to see the ball coming at you quicker, and you may be able to see the edges of the ball better.
02:46:23.000Somebody did say that when they were on meth.
02:46:27.000Like, someone was talking about Adderall, not on meth, but Adderall, that they could see the stitches of the ball as it's coming towards them.
02:46:41.000All these things that, you know, like meth and amphetamines, they're all designed to give you more energy and make you better at certain tasks.
02:46:49.000But we just associate them with abuse.
02:48:14.000Like, in those shows, like, you could have, like, two dudes that are obviously adults live together, and nobody questions, where's the girls?