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00:00:02.000You know that Tommy Bunz is here when you start getting tweets that say, my jeans are high and tight and I'm ready.
00:00:11.000If anybody ever started calling each other mommies or saying jeans are high and tight, we'd have to drive to their fucking house and beat their ass.
00:00:20.000You want to talk about a niche that you guys have carved out.
00:00:39.000And now you guys have a real studio now.
00:00:42.000Yeah, we finally moved out of our house and got a proper studio and a proper office building with real professionals who are like, who the fuck are you guys?
00:00:52.000It's just like what's happening to podcasts, man.
00:00:55.000Slowly but surely, podcasts are being forced to be more and more professional.
00:02:11.000I had job jobs, but never in an office.
00:02:13.000I just knew from the time, whatever it is, ADD or whatever the fuck it is, I knew there was something wrong with my brain or something right with it.
00:02:24.000I knew there's no way I'm ever going to be able to sit in an office.
00:02:38.000And sometimes now, when I don't feel like doing something for my career now, like I'm bummed out to go do something, you know, like, I don't know, press or an audition.
00:04:30.000Bought really, really shitty apartment complex and was renovating it to make it, like, decent.
00:04:37.000So he hired us because we were, like, slave labor, like, free, basically.
00:04:42.000He'd be giving us, you know, whatever the regular rate is, it's half of that, but you're 14, 15, so you're like, yeah, that's a shitload of money, right?
00:06:09.000I bet if you could look at it on, like, some sort of an infrared scan and see the particles coming in and out, like, you're taking that stuff in your lungs.
00:06:15.000Imagine the guy that does that for 40 years.
00:06:19.000You know, it's really freaky man people that work in coal mines Have you ever watched they had a reality show for a while about coal mines?
00:06:26.000But I think they probably realized hey, we better fucking not have this cuz someone's gonna die while we're filming Yeah, and then people gonna you know be mad at us for making the show but they do live shorter lives, right?
00:06:55.000It's really depressing to think about that that's what you're doing every day.
00:07:00.000And in West Virginia and all these really, really poor places where they have these mines, they get pissed when city people want to come in and shut down the mines.
00:08:56.000I've always been the sexy one in the family.
00:09:00.000They're kind of like running through the beats at the beginning.
00:09:02.000I love that one of them is like talking about pills and she's like, I think she's got like Xanax and she's like, pick these up for like two bucks.
00:09:13.000And she's like, I'm gonna run over here and sell them for six.
00:09:16.000It's a little boot scoot and boogie right there.
00:09:18.000Her profit margin is four bucks, and she's thrilled about it.
00:10:54.000In some nice white neighborhood, you know, like all your problems, you attribute all your problems, because he had problems, but he would attribute all his problems to his family and his fucked-up upbringing.
00:11:03.000I'm like, well, think about your problems and how mild your fucked-up-ness was compared to these people that live in Harlem.
00:12:02.000And as we're there, I was, like, just thinking about, like, man, like, because all these kids came up to us because they saw the, you know, the cameras and the equipment, you know, the boom and all that.
00:12:13.000And they were, like, they were just interested in what we were doing.
00:14:54.000You ever met someone who had a fucked up childhood and you go, man, if you could just get out of your own way, if you could just figure out how to get out of your own way and deal with all the shit that has messed you up up until this point, you'd have so much more opportunity.
00:16:02.000It's the fear of that feeling is worse than the feeling itself.
00:16:04.000Well, the feeling, even if it does suck, once you get over it, the feeling of overcoming that is so much better than the feeling of just dealing with it and putting it in the box.
00:16:13.000You know, the people that ignore reality or hide from reality, you're only gonna get so far with that.
00:16:22.000You're always gonna have those boundaries up that you can't overcome.
00:16:26.000Because you've put them up to protect yourself from the truth and part of what it is about being a person when you're trying to get better at something, you've got to be able to look at the truth.
00:17:20.000That's my biggest fucking problem right now.
00:17:22.000I should make a video just to shame myself of my office because I get these packages, boxes of shit that people send me and that companies send me and they fucking stack up in my office.
00:19:15.000I think it almost goes back to, I think it goes back to, like, Christmas, childhood Christmas, where it's, like, the box that the thing came in is, like, is as exciting as what's in it.
00:21:57.000It's like sweatpants, or it's like that dad jean, like where they're kind of like whitewashed almost, like they're like light, light, light, light blue, where it doesn't look that good really on anyone, and they kind of wear them a little too high.
00:23:08.000And then there's like, it's almost amazing sometimes where like, you see, I'm not even saying at the beach, like I'm in a restaurant, a hotel, ass cheek hanging out of those jeans where you're like, it kind of stops you in your tracks for a second, right?
00:23:43.000If she's climbing, if she's stepping up a stair, like climbing a stair and then drops her keys and bends over to pick it up with one leg up, you'll see her pussy.
00:27:16.000The fuel of that show is confrontations.
00:27:19.000And after you watch so many people argue and insult and get just mean and shitty, one commercial break after the other, there's a certain point where I tap out.
00:32:06.000But what I am saying is everybody's got their problems.
00:32:09.000There's a comfortable medium somewhere, but the rich people that ignore their kids and that are just constantly focused on just making money, that develops some fucked up kids, man.
00:32:19.000Everything you describe reminds me of the rich kids of Miami.
00:32:53.000But those cultures, like, where you have the rampant materialism, and Miami's one of the biggest, showiest cultures that we have in this country.
00:33:02.000When you drive down the street, you're going to see people that have these crazy cars, and they have, like, neon under the cars.
00:38:20.000I also have heard about that sensory receptors...
00:38:25.000In our brains and some people can get overlapped where things that are supposed to be like a pleasure receptor goes to pain and pain goes to pleasure, you know?
00:38:34.000So something that's supposed to hurt you ends up feeling good.
00:39:23.000I don't like, and one of the things that I don't like is because I've been around dudes like that, not to the extreme that those guys take it, because those guys go too far, but I'm always like, you guys are gonna get fucked up, and then it's not gonna be funny anymore.
00:39:37.000Like, what you're doing now is adorable if you don't get killed or maimed or paralyzed.
00:39:42.000Throughout the thing, every time, basically every segment, someone should be hurt, maimed, paralyzed, or killed.
00:39:52.000And the idea that you're getting attention for this is crazy because now other kids are gonna get attention for the same fucking thing and they're gonna try to up you.
00:40:02.000Everyone tries to up everybody and it gets to this point where You know, you're gonna hit a wall and you're gonna fucking die.
00:44:16.000You know, it's hard to pass up on some yummy food when someone, like...
00:44:20.000You pass by a hot dog stand, and you see the sauerkraut, and you smell the dogs, and you're like, oh, I could go for one of those right now.
00:46:27.000So they fill the inside of the croissant with chocolate chips.
00:46:30.000It's melted down when they cook the croissant, and then they put chocolate chips on the top, and then it's like a shiny glaze, and you bite into it, and it's like, oh, Christ.
00:48:57.000I've been on this foodie kick on the road lately where I've been trying to find the best restaurants in cities, and every place seems to have a grilled octopus dish now.
00:54:40.000There's a type of rack where you can squat, but it also has...
00:54:44.000Arms that go out this way, so you can, it basically puts it at hip level, so you can do like power cleans and stuff off of it.
00:54:50.000So it's on there, the bar's on there, and he's having me change out, go up by tens, so it's like 10 on each side, and then 20 and 30 and 40 and 50, and I was like, should I use the bigger weights?
00:56:29.000For most people, if you live your life up to a certain point and you've never really pushed them, they have a limited range of motion just based on it.
00:56:37.000But you could change that range of motion with stretching.
00:56:42.000Another thing that can help the strength of them is, do you ever have a roller?
00:56:47.000Like you have a stick and there's a long string on the bottom of it and then you put a weight at the bottom of the string and then you roll it up.
00:57:06.000I mean, obviously you can work on it, but you know some people just have that natural, incredible strength, like forearm strength, like with a grip.
00:57:13.000Well, it's also the size of the hands.
00:57:16.000That is a big factor, because if you have small hands, it's very difficult to have strong forearms or strong hands if they're small.
00:57:52.000You know, and when you have thicker, like, longer fingers, it's like, in jujitsu, one of the things that is a big advantage is having longer limbs.
00:58:01.000Like guys who are long, like there's this guy, Hodger Gracie, he's long and tall, and he finishes a lot of guys with arm bars and triangles, and he has all this extra leverage because he has length.
00:58:12.000And for chokes, guys with long arms are really good a lot of times at getting chokes off their back, like triangle chokes and chokes from, because they have more length of their bone, they have like a longer, there's more leverage involved in that.
00:58:35.000Like, people with little hands, it's very difficult for them to generate power.
00:58:39.000You can be fast, and there's a certain amount of power involved in speed, but, like, George Foreman, one of the things that people, like, apparently George Foreman, I never shook his hand, but it's like shaking a canned ham.
01:03:43.000But I think that if you could figure out a way to actually make something where dude's dicks grew, it would probably be the most lucrative investment ever.
01:04:16.000And they start getting, like, agents as the salesmen.
01:04:19.000Like, you know, they're all salesmen, so I was like, get fucking all the agents in there and being like...
01:04:24.000Speaking of lucrative, I was with Ian Edwards this weekend, and Greg Fitzsimmons, and Ian and I were flying home, and we were at the terminal, and we ran into this girl.
01:04:33.000That Ian knew from the store, and apparently she's a stripper.
01:04:38.000And we were sitting down having a coffee, and she asked if she could sit with us.
01:07:26.000I met one of the guys that works for that feed has a buddy that fights in the UFC. And so I go back and forth with that dude sometimes on Twitter because I follow them.
01:11:27.000You know, you start to key into things more?
01:11:29.000Like, we're at a restaurant, and now when we see...
01:11:31.000Like, you're sitting next to a table where it's a family, and they have the kid, and the kid's like seven, eight, and he's on an iPad with the volume up.
01:11:42.000So, either watching a video or playing a game, and you're hearing...
01:11:47.000And you're sitting, you're like, they are teaching him that that's okay.
01:12:27.000You know, everybody loves a good movie, or everybody loves to look at their phone or check their email.
01:12:32.000It's, for whatever reason, it's compelling, but they're so unnatural that when you're all sitting around a dinner table, and there's five people, and everyone's, like, staring at an iPad.
01:14:15.000I remember kids I went to school with that were being prepped for med school in elementary school.
01:14:20.000So I think it's kind of fucked up for you and I more than anybody else, especially, because we actually love what we do, and what we do is so discouraged.
01:16:38.000So Newton South High School, they did bus kids in from bad neighborhoods, and that was an issue, because they did bring these kids in from Dorchester and Mattapan, really bad neighborhoods.
01:16:50.000And there was definitely a difference.
01:16:54.000And everybody was like, like these lambs, these suburban lambs, and then these urban wolves that would come into the city.
01:17:20.000Like, violence and, like, rap music, no matter what anybody says, absolutely perpetrated, like, a different sort of acceptable mentality or a different sort of behavior they aspire towards.
01:17:36.000That wasn't going on when I was in high school.
01:17:37.000So when I was in high school, Sugar Hill Gang was like the big thing.
01:19:00.000Can you imagine just dealing with a new crop of asshole teenagers every year that don't give a fuck about you?
01:19:07.000One of the things that really bummed me out, man, was people that would say negative shit to kids and not realize the impact that negative shit has on them.
01:20:03.000I remember thinking that, like, what a rude thing to say to a 14-year-old who, by the way, you may be teaching math, but you might want to work on English.
01:20:17.000And all I did was say, would you like me to do both of those questions?
01:20:21.000I said it the way you talk, and I got in trouble for that.
01:20:25.000Well, that seems pretty fucking ridiculous.
01:20:27.000If your accent is so bad that all I have to do is imitate it, and it gets a giant laugh in the class, you know what I did, and I know what I did.
01:22:38.000Because she was like, she would talk like she was an older lady.
01:22:42.000When I was in high school, I gotta imagine she was probably in her late 50s to early 60s.
01:22:47.000And she would talk about sex, and she would talk about romance.
01:22:55.000She was talking about literary works, and then she would talk about how it applies and what you're going to experience in your own life.
01:23:04.000There's going to be times in your own life where you just think that This is everything and this person's everything to you and those are wonderful moments She goes but they're transient and sometimes they go away, especially when you're young You're young and you're having sex with each other and people and people like what the fuck is she saying?
01:23:21.000Yeah, we couldn't believe it She's saying we're having sex and she's like and then you know that person might have sex with somebody else and you're just gonna be devastated but maybe they're just gonna love you more once they do that and You know, maybe they'll make that mistake, and then it'll just make them appreciate and accept you more,
01:23:51.000And how silly it all was and how in perspective.
01:23:54.000But she was trying to, you know, give us like some, I forget what the work that she was referring to, like what book we were talking or what stories we were discussing that made her bring that up.
01:24:05.000This lady just dropped some experience knowledge.
01:24:08.000Like, I never forgot her saying that, like that, you know, when someone leaves you or someone cheats on you, it'll feel like the most devastating thing ever.
01:24:15.000But they might really just feel better because of, like, they might love you more because of that.
01:24:20.000It might be better for your relationship after that's over.
01:25:12.000Okay, so that's relatively a young teacher, though.
01:25:14.000Yeah, probably like 20. I mean, graduated from college, so he has to be like 23, 24. But he's not 50. No, he's probably 30, like 29, 30, somewhere in that range.
01:25:23.000But I was surprised he was banging 17-year-olds.
01:25:58.000I just knew whatever they were selling, whatever they were pushing, whatever mold they were trying to get me to fit in, it was unacceptable.
01:26:14.000That's what every kid experiences when they're being forced into doing something they don't want to do, along with the pressure of growing up, along with the pressure, you know, whatever your parents are putting on you, what expectations your family might have.
01:26:30.000And with me, there's a lot of expectations of the people that I knew.
01:26:34.000A lot of the kids that I was going to school with, they were all set up for college, and they all had these ideas of what they were going to do, and I was lost.
01:26:41.000I was like, I didn't know what I wanted to do.
01:26:42.000I was competing in martial arts tournaments, but I knew there was a limited amount of future with that.
01:28:55.000So I thought everything, both of their schools, their styles are really different, but to me they were really, and Chevy Chase and stuff, those guys were the funniest fucking guys to me.
01:29:06.000Whatever happened to Bob and Doug McKenzie?
01:29:50.000It's interesting that some people do, they have that wake-up moment where like, okay, this is not what I wanted to do.
01:29:58.000It's not what I thought it was, and now that I'm doing it, I gotta get out of this.
01:30:02.000Yeah, I mean, if you're working entertainment too, especially like on the acting, you know, directing side of things, I could see how...
01:30:14.000There's so much nonsense involved in the business side of that, that it's very, at some point I could, you know, you could be very talented and not be working at it and be like, what am I doing just trying to get into this system, you know?
01:31:06.000Monsters out there that are focusing their rage for whatever disappointment they have in their life on you because you're the chick on the housewife with the fake lips.
01:31:15.000And to a certain extent, too, it just...
01:31:18.000This is something more like they became about in the last, I feel like 15, 20 years, which is that being famous for the sake of being famous really is a curse.
01:31:32.000You know, it's a highly pursued thing now where people are just like, being famous has got to be the best thing ever.
01:31:38.000But when there's nothing behind the reason that you're known, I feel like that's just a fucking empty black hole.
01:31:46.000But is it as much of a black hole as growing up in poverty in a bad neighborhood in LA? Like if you look at those kids that you saw in those projects that are in this trap, they're stuck in this awful neighborhood, crime-infested community, is that a worse life?
01:32:02.000Or is it a worse life to be Kim Kardashian where everybody just shits in your mouth everywhere you go?
01:32:08.000Well, they shit in her mouth as she gets on a Gulfstream G650. Exactly.
01:32:14.000So it's like, yeah, I understand the question.
01:32:31.000Yeah, even those people that are brutal to her online, if they met her and they were in front of her.
01:32:38.000That's why the interaction with people online is so flawed.
01:32:42.000I was reading a meme blog about someone the other day, and I was like, I wonder how this person would feel if they were sitting down with this guy, having a conversation with him.
01:32:51.000I wonder if they would say the same type of shit that they wrote when the person can respond.
01:33:01.000It's really like the coward's way out.
01:33:05.000It really is in a lot of ways because you're addressing someone that can't address you back in some sort of a...
01:33:11.000Well, then again, so is shitting on them in a podcast or shitting on them doing stand-up.
01:33:16.000Well, I was going to say at least we're trying to be entertaining, but I guess they're trying to be entertaining when they write a blog, too.
01:34:23.000That was all just this YouTube page with this girl that I don't know who she is, but she has two million followers on YouTube, and YouTube has decided to take out giant billboards on the Sunset Strip that show people that have more than a million followers.
01:34:36.000So they have like X amount of million.
01:42:04.000He had made some, like, really big movies, and he was doing real well, and it was coming off of In Living Color, and he was on his way to superstardom to the point where he did...
01:42:16.000One of his HBO specials, I think, was called Damon Wayans' Last Stand.
01:42:21.000And when it was over, he threw the mic down and said, like, this is my last stand-up I'm ever going to do.
01:43:45.000I'm sure the people watching it might have given a fuck about it, but in comparison to what he's capable of with his stand-up, there's no comparison.
01:44:36.000I never hear about him doing a stadium somewhere.
01:44:41.000I don't know if this was true, but I remember hearing multiple people say that Eddie Murphy, when he stopped doing stand-up, was saying that I don't want to even have to compete with Damon Waynes.
01:45:23.000You know, we all know that that's the way that everything gets polished up, but I had heard that, I don't know if this is true, so I probably shouldn't even be saying it, but I had heard that he had installed a stage in his house.
01:47:43.000If I'm in my car and I have an idea, I'll either record it, which I'll sometimes do, or I will just say the note and it'll type it out for you.
01:47:53.000But there's some stuff that's lost in writing things down as opposed to hearing it.
01:48:24.000If I was him, I would divorce my wife, wink wink, give her all my money, and then I would go to a deposition, I'd light one of them three hour cigars, I'd have me some wine, and maybe a Quaalude.
01:53:20.000You know, I mean, what he said, also what he said about Cosby criticizing young black men, that's fucking absolutely the truth.
01:53:28.000He should have shut his fucking mouth about that.
01:53:30.000But he should have shut his fucking mouth about that, not because he was raping women, just because...
01:53:35.000It's none of your fucking business, like, who swears or who doesn't swear.
01:53:39.000You're denying the artistic integrity of, like, Richard Pryor or Dave Chappelle or any of these guys who swear.
01:53:45.000I think he's also making a commentary about that Cosby was doing it to young black men in society.
01:53:53.000Because that was a big thing for him in, like, the last 15, 20 years.
01:53:57.000He even wrote a book with another guy.
01:53:59.000He was like, you know, that famous like, pull your paint, stop, you have these ridiculous names.
01:54:04.000He gave like that kind of town hall speech, and he went into like really impoverished areas, and he's like, these names that you guys are, these aren't real names.
01:54:42.000Can you imagine, though, if you were a young girl, like some 18-year-old girl, And Bill Cosby, who was, you know, 50 or 60 at the time, whatever the hell he was, brings you into his dressing room, says he's gonna help your career, and then slips a fucking quaalude into your drink.
01:54:59.000And you're passed out, and you wake up with your panties off, and Cosby's jizz dripping down your asshole, and you're like, what?
01:55:06.000You'd probably be so confused and so horrified.
01:55:09.000And you know no one's going to believe you, too.
01:55:11.000That's, by the way, the whole thing about, like, I've heard a lot of people bring up the time between something happening and the accusation.
01:55:20.000Very common with sexual assault to wait long periods of time.
01:55:24.000Because people feel shame and they feel like no one will believe them.
01:58:05.000So hopefully, maybe he'll get it, you know, he'll catch it, but I don't feel it right now.
01:58:10.000And, you know, I wouldn't want to be someone to take down my hero.
01:58:14.000I think we need heroes, and I think that we need to be more supportive until we know for sure, for sure, because there ain't no charges against him.
01:58:23.000You know, innocent until proven guilty.
01:59:08.000The thing that people I think they struggle with too with this whole Cosby story is that like when he said hero he was a hero to so many people that that's that's the part that they Because they can't wrap their head around this was like...
01:59:22.000If your hero's a piece of shit, though, don't you want a new hero?
01:59:25.000Yeah, but I think it's so beat in, like, the hero thing is so deep in their mind, they don't want to believe that the hero's a piece of shit.
01:59:32.000There's a problem also that there's people that are really bad people, That do really good things as well.
01:59:52.000Because, like, almost every comic has some sort of a demon, whether it's an Anger demon or a drug demon or a violence demon or a gambling demon or, you know, whatever the fuck the demon is.
02:00:03.000His demon might very well be he likes to drug people.
02:00:09.000And, you know, the other knock on Bill Cosby has always been that he's a massive elitist, where he believes he's much better than everybody else.
02:00:17.000That has always been the knock on him.
02:00:19.000And to the point where I worked at a casino where he wanted people to tuck him in bed at night.
02:00:26.000He wanted the security guard to tuck him in bed.
02:01:25.000That's the same kind of arrogance that would make you feel like you're better than other people to the point where you could just drug them.
02:01:31.000You know, especially some young girl that you might think is stupid, and you could just drug her, like, this is a silly bitch back at my place, thinks she's not gonna give the pussy to Bill Cosby.
02:02:30.000It's such a short-sighted thing to say.
02:02:34.000It's the type of thing that someone says when they're not talking to really intelligent, objective people on a regular basis and formulating these opinions based on real, extensive thinking.
02:02:47.000The idea that all of them are lying seems kind of crazy.
02:03:59.000How sick of a fuck he is, how evil he is, the only people that know are him and the people that he did that to.
02:04:06.000It's the best profile ever for somebody that wants to do that.
02:04:11.000If you take away what you know of him as a performer and the celebrity, and you just imagine somebody that wants to do that, and then they build a reputation of being someone you can trust.
02:06:06.000Yeah, he may or may not do the podcast because he wants to tell his story.
02:06:09.000I think, if I look at his point of view, I think...
02:06:13.000He was in a sport where Everybody was doing drugs right and I think there's a moment when you Have these ideals like what you're trying to do as a competitor and then you get to the big leagues and you realize Like you get into that NFL locker room when you find out why people are 350 pounds of solid muscle Yeah.
02:07:09.000He goes, it was crazy and it was widespread and it was from the top down.
02:07:14.000Everybody knew what the fuck was going on, and there was an established protocol, and they would tell you, hey, buddy, you're going to get tested on Friday.
02:07:20.000So on Friday, come in, and you're going to have to take your test.
02:07:24.000And he said when he would get tested, they would say, okay, here's your cup, so go in there, do your urine sample, and then come out and bring it to me.
02:07:34.000Like, there was no one there while he did it.
02:07:37.000They didn't tell if he had a rubber dick.
02:07:39.000They didn't tell if he had a guy in there waiting for him, pissing it for him.
02:07:43.000He goes, I could have had my cousin pissing a thing for me.
02:07:45.000People would piss in bags, and they would take that bag and strap it to their body, so it would keep it body temperature, and then put it under your clothes, and then you would get into the bathroom, and you'd open up that bag and pour the contents into the thing.
02:08:22.000I believe it too, and I think that's what happened with Lance Armstrong.
02:08:24.000I think this guy got into cycling, he got to the highest level of the sport, and he got to the pros, and he's like, oh shit, this is all about taking your own blood out, putting it back in your body, this is about doing EPO, this is about doing testosterone, this is about doing whatever the fuck you can do to recover so that you can compete.
02:08:41.000And then you got the U.S. Postal Service, okay?
02:08:44.000Which is the guys who are promoting his event, right?
02:08:51.000So now he's getting sued for not just the money that they paid him for winning, because, you know, you have to sign something saying you're not on drugs, but because he was working for the government.
02:09:02.000They say he's defrauded the government so they can sue you for three times the damages.
02:09:11.000Well, the thing about, I think, what he did, too, and why the perception is different for Lance in particular, is that the light was shining brighter because of how successful he was, and then the way that he would defend himself...
02:10:24.000Well, listen, you're not gonna get a platform like this where you're gonna reach millions of people and you can talk for three hours and I'm gonna let you say anything you want.
02:10:32.000I want him to express himself as openly.
02:11:17.000She's so big now that, like, I was in a hotel on fight night when she fought last, and, like, just dudes that you know are not fans of women's athletics.
02:12:22.000They make him use an iPhone because he's under some investigation, so they have to be able to track all of his shit because they were getting sued.
02:12:30.000Anyway, he shows me this video on his iPhone.
02:12:35.000And it's Beyonce has a free concert in Central Park and on this giant screen fucking enormous hundred-foot screen She has all Ronda Rousey's words playing out like the script of it while Ron is talking Ron is talking about not being a do-nothing bitch She's like every muscle in my body has a functional purpose right?
02:12:55.000I'm not some do-nothing bitch sitting around waiting for some millionaire to come home and fuck me and Chick that hustle, chicks that hustle, that is like, they're like, fuck yeah!
02:13:06.000But to all those do-nothing bitches out there, that's like, hey!
02:15:05.000I've been friends with him for like 24 years, 23 years.
02:15:09.000He's got that fucking non-aging black eye thing where I'm like, what are you- He won't tell me how old he is.
02:15:16.000I was in New York at a club, I forget which club I was in, and he had a fucking headshot on there that looked 25 years old, and he had dreads in it.
02:15:27.000I was like, how old is this shit, man?
02:17:43.000And I gotta say, I really found this very annoying when I was single and I didn't have kids.
02:17:47.000It really bugged the shit out of me that people would tell me that you have to have kids in order to be like a mature adult.
02:17:53.000Like, when are you gonna settle down and have kids?
02:17:55.000When are you gonna, when are you gonna, like, guys that I knew that had kids that were fucking miserable, and by the way, everyone who told me this to a man, everyone is divorced.
02:18:58.000They'll say, okay, they have some things set up where 10 people will meet in this one place, and then he's going to coach them for five or six days.
02:19:07.000So they have a getaway, and he puts these together.
02:19:10.000And then gyms will have him come in, and he'll teach seminars at their gyms.
02:20:34.000It was like the like say if you like instead of like the Tom Segura show was like the Jamie Vernon show starring Tom Segura and like It was real weird.
02:20:44.000Yeah, and he was I heard that you know, he was like their letterman.
02:21:54.000I mean, what is your contribution in life?
02:21:55.000Your contribution in life is how you affect other people.
02:21:58.000Whether you influence them in a positive way, whether they think about you with love, they think about you with happiness, the people that you've interacted with personally, the people that you know, that's what your legacy is.
02:22:09.000And if you're a guy who thinks that having a kid is the end-all be-all, but then your kid turns out to be fucked up, Well, what did you do, dummy?
02:24:06.000I'm sitting on her couch wearing boxers, watching TV, and she comes, and she sat next to me, and I felt a fart coming, and I grabbed her arm, and I took her hand, and I put it between my legs, and I farted on her hand for the first fart ever.
02:24:21.000And I just remember her going like, oh my god.
02:27:15.000He was a cameraman on a TV show that I was on, but he had also done some camera work on porn when he was starting out to make money.
02:27:23.000And he said there was this one guy, like this big bulky bodybuilder guy, who just would rip the most disgusting farts while he's fucking these girls.
02:27:36.000Unload these farts and these poor girls and they look they have to work yeah cuz like like when you I guess when you're a guy and you're a porn star and he was this big muscular black guy I guess first of all There's this thing where it's not matter of whether or not you're gonna have sex Yeah.
02:27:54.000Like, these girls are getting paid to have sex with you on camera.
02:27:58.000It's not whether or not they're gonna want to do certain sexy things, whether they're gonna like it or not like it.
02:28:51.000Some people don't have a problem with that, though.
02:28:52.000I have a friend that also was a camera guy for porns, and not anymore, but he told me, like, he's like, I go, what's, like, the grossest thing?
02:29:02.000And he goes, the grossest thing by far are the smells.
02:29:05.000Because he's like, you know, you're, like, I would come, like, underneath and be, like, kind of positioned under a guy's ass and balls.
02:30:51.000I like that setup of like somebody's telling you what's happening and the, you know, the analyst.
02:30:57.000Once you really get into it and you see a really good analyst, In football, you really appreciate the way they're highlighting things for you.
02:31:06.000It's like what you do when you explain what just happened.
02:31:10.000The layperson just goes like, that guy's good.
02:32:54.000Because sometimes there's certain years, or a certain number of years, where I'll have a more laid-back fandom to it, where I don't really know the details.
02:35:03.000They just decide that you don't have the right to suspend somebody?
02:35:07.000I'd never seen it really go this far before.
02:35:11.000I'm sure someone's gonna explain it better than I can, but the commissioner said, you know, you're suspended four games and you guys are fined this and that for this, what I'm accusing you of, which is deflating the footballs,
02:35:27.000And then he appealed, and then they went back and forth, and then this federal judge was going to rule whether or not the suspension could be upheld or thrown out, and he ruled that it was like that the commissioner didn't have the authority to do that.
02:35:44.000Even though he's suspended a lot of other people before for a lot of other things, and there's never been...
02:35:51.000I've never seen it thrown out like that before.
02:36:15.000He did destroy one of his phones, yeah.
02:36:18.000They said that one of the big things is that this doesn't prove that he didn't do anything wrong, or that he didn't do what he's being accused of.
02:36:26.000All that the judgment is saying is that you can't suspend him for these four games.
02:36:31.000Now, what's the benefit of having a softer ball?
02:37:27.000Guys would drill holes in their bat and put cork in the center of their bat because apparently it gives more spring to the ball and you would get more distance out of home runs.
02:37:38.000That's the last time I remember something being like, I don't remember who it was, but there was some famous player who broke a bat and then the bat had cork in it.
02:39:17.000Yeah, and he had that neck injury where they were like, you're never coming back, and that's how much he loves playing, that he, you know, fought through it.
02:40:07.000The stem cells, though, that they get from the placenta, it's really fascinating stuff, man.
02:40:12.000They're taking these, I guess it's amniotic, I guess that's the word, and they take these stem cells from placenta, and they're shooting them into athletes.
02:40:42.000Yeah, now I'm five weeks in I keep waiting for it to hurt like I'm doing all this working out I'm doing rows and chin-ups and I'm keep waiting for it to fuck with me and it hasn't been fucked with me at all.
02:41:02.000They're going to have, within a few years, they're going to have these places where you're going to be able to go and they're going to put young blood in your body.