The Joe Rogan Experience - September 17, 2015


Joe Rogan Experience #696 - Lewis, from Unbox Therapy


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 23 minutes

Words per Minute

188.38995

Word Count

26,990

Sentence Count

2,619

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

47


Summary

In this week's episode, the guys talk about the new Samsung Galaxy S6, the new Google Cardboard VR headset, and the new TriCaster. Plus, we talk about how much better it is than a normal pair of eyeglasses. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Mixer: Patrick Muldowney Audio Engineer: Christian Bladt Graphic Design: Mike Carrier Thanks to our sponsor, Red Bull! Our theme song is called "Goodbye Outer Space" by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Our ad music is by Build Buildings Records, recorded live at WFMU and edited by Haley Shaw We're part of the Robots Radio Podcast Network. See all the great network shows on the air. Subscribe to our new podcast, Robots Radio. Learn more about your ad choices. Rate, review, and subscribe to our other podcast episodes on Apple Podcasts, The Anthropology Podcast, wherever you get your favorite podcast listening to your favorite streaming platform. If you decide to rate and review the podcast, we'll be giving you 5 stars! Thank you for listening and reviewing the podcast a chance to win a FREE stock like Apple Paypal membership! Subscribe, review and review! We'll be looking out for the next episode of Robots Radio, coming soon! on Tuesday, September 19th! Thanks for listening to Robots Radio and all the best vlogs, and much more! Peace, Love, Blessings, Cheers, Hazel Halite, Kristy, EJ, and Cheers! -Jon Soriano, AKA Jon, Jake, and Jon, Jack, - Jon, Gorms, Jr. - AKA the Goodbye, Jon, Rachit, and Will, Jr., AKA The Good Guys, and Gav, aka The Goodfellas, - The Good Ol Olio, and Good Olio ( ) Jon is a little bit more. , Jon, the Good Olie, Jaxon, Jeebus, and Rachie, aka , and Jon is . & Jon has a new podcast about all the good vibes.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 What a perfect time to have Lewis from Unbox Therapy on when our TriCaster is taking a big fat shit because we updated the software and then Redband decides right before the show he's going to update his phone and it's going to take about 17 fucking hours right in the middle of someone from the DMV supposed to call him.
00:00:21.000 Yeah, I know.
00:00:22.000 And that's never going to happen now.
00:00:24.000 Yeah, I think you guys planned it this way.
00:00:25.000 You heard I was coming down.
00:00:26.000 It's like let's cause as many technical difficulties as possible and then put him on it.
00:00:31.000 Yeah.
00:00:33.000 Let's see how much this guy really knows.
00:00:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:00:36.000 Unfortunately, the TriCaster's a little outside the realm of my day-to-day, but I wish I could help.
00:00:42.000 Jamie said, oh, we've got to update the software.
00:00:44.000 So I go, okay.
00:00:45.000 And then I thought about it.
00:00:46.000 I was like, man, I don't update shit.
00:00:49.000 That's right.
00:00:49.000 I will wait several versions before I update my phone.
00:00:55.000 It always annoys me.
00:00:57.000 Apple's always asking me to update.
00:00:58.000 Yeah, no, that's certainly the move.
00:01:01.000 Especially if it's like a mission-critical thing, like your phone, your main device when you're waiting for a phone call.
00:01:07.000 Or your TriCaster, for example.
00:01:10.000 Yeah, this fucking thing, Jamie.
00:01:12.000 Jesus Christ, boy.
00:01:13.000 I think the video's off.
00:01:14.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:15.000 The video's off?
00:01:16.000 I'll figure it out.
00:01:17.000 Uh-oh.
00:01:18.000 We have no video right now.
00:01:19.000 I'm recording it on here.
00:01:20.000 Well, it doesn't matter.
00:01:22.000 The video's not on Ustream?
00:01:23.000 It's not even going live?
00:01:24.000 The audio is.
00:01:25.000 So you fucked it twice.
00:01:26.000 It's double fucked now.
00:01:28.000 Terrific.
00:01:30.000 Terrific, folks.
00:01:31.000 If you're viewing this right now, enjoy the blackness.
00:01:35.000 All black lives matter, including the black lives of blank fucking screens.
00:01:42.000 How dare you, Jamie?
00:01:44.000 You didn't even test this shit out?
00:01:47.000 How dare you?
00:01:49.000 Anyway, for everybody looking at a blank screen right now, like me, I'm looking at the blank screen.
00:01:55.000 Most of the people, unfortunately for you, are audio only anyway.
00:02:00.000 Oh, it's true, yeah.
00:02:01.000 Listen after the fact.
00:02:03.000 Unbox therapy though, 100% video.
00:02:05.000 Yeah, very important to me.
00:02:08.000 Couldn't get by with audio on its own.
00:02:10.000 Yeah, we're supposed to be showing this, Jamie.
00:02:12.000 You could periscope it.
00:02:13.000 No.
00:02:16.000 Little side periscope angle.
00:02:20.000 Okay, but what are we gonna do about the video?
00:02:24.000 Right, but it's not showing.
00:02:26.000 So it'll record on here and we'll be able to put it on YouTube and you think?
00:02:31.000 Maybe.
00:02:32.000 Allegedly.
00:02:34.000 Okay, allegedly.
00:02:36.000 By the way, nobody hears you talk.
00:02:38.000 I will draw the whole episode just in case.
00:02:41.000 We have hired a court reporter.
00:02:45.000 Transcript.
00:02:46.000 Old school tech.
00:02:47.000 So what is it you got here, man?
00:02:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:50.000 Virtual reality.
00:02:51.000 This is fascinating for people who can't see this.
00:02:54.000 It's virtual reality.
00:02:55.000 It's like a goggle set up.
00:02:58.000 On the front of it is a Galaxy S6. Correct.
00:03:01.000 So a Samsung Galaxy phone is strapped to this headset.
00:03:05.000 So the screen is your field of view.
00:03:08.000 That's right.
00:03:09.000 Yeah, and there's two lenses there, so I'll just open it up real quick.
00:03:11.000 So the phone sits in and clips out.
00:03:14.000 Obviously, you still want to use it as a regular phone.
00:03:16.000 And those are the lenses that will allow you to focus in on the display at an incredibly close range.
00:03:23.000 Now, the nerds out there, they talk a lot about the resolution of phones.
00:03:29.000 And some say, oh, well, there's no need to have a phone with a display beyond 1080p, let's say, because at this range here, you would never notice those pixels.
00:03:38.000 But the minute you stick them in an environment like this, just an inch away from your eyeball, all of a sudden you can discern those pixels that you couldn't at phone usage range.
00:03:48.000 What happens with people who wear glasses?
00:03:52.000 Glasses can fit in there.
00:03:53.000 Okay.
00:03:53.000 Yeah, you can go with glasses in there.
00:03:55.000 There's a focus on the top here, so you can actually focus them in depending on what vision correction, whatever you have going on.
00:04:04.000 I've used it with glasses, contact lenses.
00:04:06.000 So you can adjust it like a pair of binoculars?
00:04:08.000 Exactly.
00:04:09.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:04:11.000 So the cool thing in this particular case compared to some of the other stuff that I've shown off before, like Google Cardboard and the really inexpensive ones, is that since this is designed specifically for this device, you get touch interface, touchpad for controlling taps and stuff.
00:04:28.000 On the side?
00:04:28.000 This here, yeah.
00:04:29.000 So that's just like the bottom of your laptop.
00:04:32.000 Sort of, yeah, like a little clickpad, trackpad kind of situation.
00:04:35.000 So you have a little bit of interactivity there.
00:04:38.000 Other than that, I mean, it sort of does what it looks like it does.
00:04:43.000 Do you think we should try it out or what?
00:04:44.000 Yeah, definitely.
00:04:45.000 Yeah, okay.
00:04:45.000 It's cool that this stuff is finally coming to light now because this was always when we were kids, we thought this was the future.
00:04:51.000 And I kind of think it still is.
00:04:53.000 Oh, it is.
00:04:53.000 It just took a while for the technology to catch up to what we expected from it.
00:04:59.000 So I'm going to get it set up here.
00:05:01.000 Okay.
00:05:01.000 I got a call from Duncan Trussell once.
00:05:04.000 He came back from some conference that they had on virtual reality.
00:05:07.000 And I'll never forget this because I was standing in front of the improv and he's screaming, Dude, this is bigger than the fucking wheel.
00:05:12.000 This is bigger than the internet.
00:05:14.000 This is bigger than everything, man.
00:05:15.000 This is a fucking game changer.
00:05:17.000 Dude, it's a fucking game changer.
00:05:19.000 It's virtual reality.
00:05:21.000 It's what the future is.
00:05:22.000 He just got back from checking out the newest Oculus Rift, the one you were talking about, the piano demonstration.
00:05:27.000 Yeah, so that one is the mic here.
00:05:30.000 Sorry, I can't see anything anymore.
00:05:32.000 So this one was built sort of in conjunction with Oculus.
00:05:36.000 So there is an Oculus store and library app that you boot into when you put the phone into the headset.
00:05:44.000 So a lot of the demos that are available on Oculus are also available here.
00:05:49.000 So I'm going to bring up that one with the piano, and then I'll let you check that out.
00:05:55.000 Oh, you can do it right from that?
00:05:57.000 Yeah.
00:05:57.000 So that's as good as Oculus Rift?
00:05:58.000 Well, I wouldn't go that far.
00:06:00.000 I would say it's more convenient than Oculus Rift and probably arguably more of a game changer in the sense that people don't have to go out and buy this standalone expensive headset and then have a dedicated PC to use it.
00:06:14.000 Right.
00:06:15.000 Everyone has a phone, right?
00:06:16.000 So you're already halfway there.
00:06:19.000 Ari Shafir doesn't have a phone anymore.
00:06:21.000 Oh, I heard about that.
00:06:23.000 I heard about that.
00:06:23.000 How do you feel about that when someone fucking completely bails since you're such a technology junkie?
00:06:28.000 You want to know, I have...
00:06:30.000 For folks who don't know what we're talking about, Ari Shaffir gave up on smartphones.
00:06:34.000 He just uses a flip phone now.
00:06:35.000 I kind of get it.
00:06:36.000 Yeah.
00:06:36.000 Because I feel like I'm so immersed in tech sometimes that I would love to take a step away for a minute.
00:06:43.000 Like you just booted that phone up.
00:06:44.000 You said you hadn't booted it in a while.
00:06:46.000 It was like...
00:06:46.000 All these texts were coming in.
00:06:48.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:06:50.000 It's...
00:06:51.000 I mean, it would be a really interesting experiment to see how many times that thing interrupts my day, like a smartphone, because it's probably, I don't know, a thousand times, maybe?
00:07:00.000 It really trains you like a buzz caller on an animal or something like that.
00:07:07.000 Right.
00:07:07.000 So anyway, you want to stick this on and check it out?
00:07:09.000 Yeah, sure.
00:07:10.000 It looks cool.
00:07:11.000 For people who are just listening at home, it looks like something Stormtroopers would wear.
00:07:15.000 It's plastic.
00:07:18.000 There's straps that you can tighten it.
00:07:20.000 I don't know if you feel it.
00:07:22.000 It's a good look on you.
00:07:24.000 Thank you very much.
00:07:25.000 I think something came off.
00:07:26.000 Yeah, it just slips through.
00:07:29.000 No, right there.
00:07:29.000 It just slips through?
00:07:31.000 Yeah, just like a pair of ski goggles, pretty much.
00:07:36.000 Now, you said this also has Bluetooth, so you can hook up headphones wirelessly also.
00:07:41.000 Right, so every capability that the phone has is still theoretically active.
00:07:46.000 How do I focus it?
00:07:48.000 Are you focusing in?
00:07:50.000 Yeah, so try and find the spot where the text...
00:07:54.000 Is there text on screen right now?
00:07:55.000 Yeah, it says touch the touchpad to resume.
00:07:58.000 There you go.
00:07:59.000 Are you in that space right now?
00:08:01.000 Yeah.
00:08:02.000 It's better with sound, but this is still pretty good.
00:08:07.000 So I'm watching this guy play the piano.
00:08:09.000 See if you can find the dog.
00:08:11.000 Oh my god, this is nuts!
00:08:12.000 Yeah, man.
00:08:15.000 For people who don't know what I'm doing here, I'm looking around the room.
00:08:21.000 At first, I'm just looking at this guy playing piano, and it's kind of cool, although he's a little annoying.
00:08:29.000 I don't like the way he sings.
00:08:31.000 Do you see the smoke?
00:08:32.000 Do you see the smoke coming off his cigarette in the ashtray?
00:08:34.000 I don't see the ashtray.
00:08:35.000 No, it's beside the piano there.
00:08:38.000 Yeah, it's slightly pixelated.
00:08:41.000 I wouldn't say it's perfect.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, it's not high resolution.
00:08:45.000 But I heard that the Oculus version is.
00:08:48.000 What are you looking at, bitch?
00:08:49.000 He looks at you every now and then.
00:08:52.000 Dude, this is so fucking strange.
00:08:53.000 I'm looking around this guy's studio.
00:08:55.000 He has this recording studio here.
00:08:58.000 I'm just kidding about him.
00:08:59.000 Annoying me, by the way.
00:09:00.000 I'm just trying to be funny.
00:09:01.000 And then he puts his phone in his ashtray.
00:09:04.000 He's throwing shit on the ground.
00:09:05.000 I guess he's acting.
00:09:07.000 He's acting.
00:09:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:08.000 No, he knows what he's doing.
00:09:09.000 He has a 360 camera there.
00:09:11.000 He's got a fake tree in his room, and as you look around his studio, everywhere you look you can see stuff.
00:09:19.000 What's really a game changer about this technology is that it's really 360 degrees.
00:09:27.000 Everywhere you look, there's something to look at.
00:09:30.000 And that is fucking strange, man.
00:09:34.000 Yeah.
00:09:34.000 If they do this with movies, you'll be able to watch movies over and over again because you'll be able to look at it from different...
00:09:40.000 Okay, now I see the smoke.
00:09:41.000 Yeah.
00:09:42.000 I'm a cigarette.
00:09:42.000 There you go.
00:09:44.000 I have a feeling he makes really whiny music.
00:09:46.000 Well, you're probably right.
00:09:47.000 To be honest, I really wasn't listening.
00:09:49.000 It was more about the visual.
00:09:51.000 Yeah, I'm kind of glad I can't hear him sing.
00:09:53.000 But there's another one in there, another demo, which is you sitting inside a movie theater.
00:10:00.000 And so you see the seats around you.
00:10:04.000 And as the trailer plays on the Make Believe movie screen, the colors coming off of it are reflecting off the seats.
00:10:13.000 And it gives you an incredible feeling of the exact vibe of being inside of a theater.
00:10:20.000 I have the original Oculus lift, and that was one of my biggest...
00:10:23.000 What'd I say?
00:10:24.000 Lift.
00:10:24.000 Lift.
00:10:26.000 It was really pixelated.
00:10:28.000 You get the idea how cool it was.
00:10:31.000 Now, is that comparable to that, or is this more...
00:10:33.000 No, no, it was many levels better than that.
00:10:35.000 Better than that one?
00:10:35.000 Yeah.
00:10:36.000 Here, put it on.
00:10:37.000 It's many levels better than the pixelated one that Duncan had.
00:10:39.000 Right.
00:10:40.000 Duncan had the Series 1, which was like a...
00:10:43.000 Oh, wow.
00:10:44.000 Yeah, I think they were like VGA screens or something.
00:10:46.000 It was really crappy.
00:10:46.000 I might be wrong about that, but yeah.
00:10:48.000 It was kind of like playing Doom.
00:10:50.000 Yeah.
00:10:51.000 Like the old school Doom.
00:10:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:52.000 But you kind of got a sense that this was a game changer.
00:10:56.000 Of where we're going to go, yeah.
00:10:56.000 Yeah, because even though it was so pixelated, you're like, well, they're going to work that out.
00:11:00.000 They're going to iron that out.
00:11:01.000 Here he goes.
00:11:01.000 He's going to try and walk around.
00:11:02.000 This is dangerous right now.
00:11:03.000 Yeah, don't walk into the TV, dude.
00:11:06.000 Just stand still.
00:11:07.000 I like that dog.
00:11:08.000 Yeah, the dog looks cool.
00:11:09.000 Yeah, don't talk off mic either.
00:11:11.000 I just tried to touch the dog.
00:11:14.000 Yeah, and you know, part of the conversation here is about content, too.
00:11:18.000 It's like, well, how do you go from having a piece of video and turning it into 360-degree video like he's watching right there?
00:11:27.000 And we're seeing more and more 360 cameras come out now.
00:11:31.000 There's one from Google called Jump, which is this crazy GoPro contraption you may have seen.
00:11:37.000 Six or more GoPro Hero 4s, which have an incredible field of view, and then software is what stitches it all together, which is the experience you're seeing in there.
00:11:47.000 So theoretically, it's not just games and digital things, but in the future, people will shoot video in 360 and enjoy it in 360. Yeah, that's what I was saying.
00:11:58.000 They can do that with movies, and you can see the same movie over and over again, and you'll decide to go outside.
00:12:04.000 You'll decide to go on the porch.
00:12:07.000 There will be scenes where you go on the porch and the wife and her sister are going to be fighting.
00:12:12.000 Like, I'm fucking leaving him.
00:12:14.000 I can't take it anymore.
00:12:15.000 And the guy's in the bathroom shooting heroin.
00:12:17.000 You can go peek in the bathroom and see him shooting heroin.
00:12:19.000 I don't know why I chose that scene.
00:12:21.000 Sounds pretty intense.
00:12:23.000 But yeah, choose your own adventure type scenario.
00:12:28.000 Or like mysteries, where you're opening up cupboards to look for little pieces of light.
00:12:32.000 Yeah, if you're watching it at home, especially if you can actually move around, like on a unidirectional, if you get one of the unidirectional treadmills that operate based on your movement, they're getting better and better with those.
00:12:44.000 They used to be you got strapped in, and you kind of hold onto the thing.
00:12:49.000 But they're getting better.
00:12:50.000 And now I think they're developing ones that are detecting which way you're standing and walking.
00:12:55.000 So they will move accordingly with you.
00:12:59.000 And then eventually they'll get to a point where it's going to be indistinguishable between walking outside and walking on this unidirectional treadmill.
00:13:06.000 As long as everything's flat.
00:13:09.000 Once you start going uphill and then rugged terrain, that's not going to work out.
00:13:15.000 Tough kind of adjustment.
00:13:16.000 Yeah, like hiking.
00:13:18.000 You're never really going to be able to get the grounds off a little bit left, a little bit right.
00:13:23.000 Part of the thing, though, about it is I think a lot of people who are into this for consumption are lean-back type situations anyways, right?
00:13:32.000 Right.
00:13:33.000 It would be like having an exercise show on television.
00:13:36.000 I mean, how many people actually participate compared to just want to sit there like a vegetable?
00:13:41.000 Whatever happened to those?
00:13:42.000 Denise Austin, you remember her?
00:13:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:44.000 They used to have all these, like, you'd work out along, like, get up, come on, let's do it, all right.
00:13:49.000 They're all on Xbox now.
00:13:51.000 Do you remember the Israeli guy on the beach?
00:13:53.000 He's always really ripped.
00:13:54.000 No.
00:13:54.000 The handsome guy, black hair.
00:13:56.000 He used to have this workout and get everybody pumped up.
00:13:58.000 You don't remember?
00:13:59.000 I don't think so.
00:14:00.000 I never watched this.
00:14:00.000 I don't think so.
00:14:01.000 Jane Fonda.
00:14:02.000 Jane Fonda.
00:14:03.000 She had videotapes.
00:14:04.000 Imagine if you got into the videotape business a couple days ago.
00:14:07.000 You're like, I'm gonna fucking set the world on fire with DVD sales.
00:14:10.000 I watched a DVD last night, and I forgot.
00:14:13.000 The resolution on those are shit when you're watching on a big screen.
00:14:16.000 I've never realized how- Regular DVD. Regular DVD. Yeah, 480. I got an email from a company that was offering to transcode all of my YouTube videos into DVDs.
00:14:25.000 I was like, yeah, I'm probably good.
00:14:29.000 We're gonna send him off in smoke signals.
00:14:33.000 It was like this huge spiel about how the DVD market is not dead yet, and it could service people who don't have connectivity or something.
00:14:40.000 It looks like it's working, Jamie.
00:14:41.000 Yeah?
00:14:42.000 Yeah.
00:14:43.000 Yeah, look.
00:14:43.000 Hooray.
00:14:44.000 Nice.
00:14:45.000 You figured it out, you fuck.
00:14:48.000 Gojobs.
00:14:48.000 Yay!
00:14:49.000 We're here.
00:14:50.000 Yeah, so we're live, allegedly.
00:14:53.000 Who knows?
00:14:54.000 Might not even be working.
00:14:56.000 So this is like maybe one step in this ultimate 3D reality thing.
00:15:04.000 Yeah, where consumption for us turns into this three-dimensional thing instead of two-dimensional.
00:15:10.000 We've dealt with two-dimensional now for, what, 870 years or however long?
00:15:16.000 That's not that long, man.
00:15:17.000 It isn't.
00:15:18.000 You really stop and think about it.
00:15:19.000 I mean, it's probably been more than that because, like, what was silent movies?
00:15:22.000 There was in the 1910s.
00:15:26.000 Yeah...
00:15:27.000 Yeah, maybe tens.
00:15:28.000 I don't know.
00:15:29.000 I honestly don't know.
00:15:31.000 But think about the amount of time...
00:15:32.000 About Nosferatu, wasn't that like 1904 or some crazy shit?
00:15:35.000 That would be amazing if that's true, yeah.
00:15:37.000 I'm gonna say earliest silent movie.
00:15:39.000 I mean, but before that they had still images, right?
00:15:43.000 So you had photographs, and they went from photographs...
00:15:46.000 1891!
00:15:48.000 Whoa...
00:15:48.000 Jesus Christ, were we off?
00:15:51.000 Holy fuck, man.
00:15:52.000 Wow.
00:15:52.000 That was Nosferatu.
00:15:55.000 Or which?
00:15:56.000 Oh, that's just the first one.
00:15:57.000 Yeah, well, the first one, the first talkie was the jazz singer in 1927. Can you imagine?
00:16:06.000 In 1927, people sat down like, they're fucking talking!
00:16:10.000 No way!
00:16:10.000 Because they had audio now.
00:16:11.000 Yeah.
00:16:12.000 Wow.
00:16:12.000 And they probably had to sync it up.
00:16:15.000 I can remember that was always the big thing with old movies that were synced up bad.
00:16:20.000 The sound was shittily synced up.
00:16:23.000 The lips didn't match the...
00:16:25.000 Which still happens nowadays.
00:16:26.000 Jamie, go to YouTube and there's a video.
00:16:29.000 We can't show it.
00:16:30.000 Can we show it on this?
00:16:32.000 Oh, it's still fucking up?
00:16:33.000 Okay.
00:16:34.000 When is Nosferatu?
00:16:36.000 I want to say Nosferatu was early 1900s, but it might have been...
00:16:42.000 Yeah, 22. 22, yeah.
00:16:44.000 1922. That's a fucking dope movie still to this day.
00:16:49.000 That vampire was a good vampire.
00:16:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:52.000 For back then, it was like they did it.
00:16:54.000 And they couldn't show much back then because obviously it was black and white, but it was also...
00:16:59.000 If you looked real close, you'd be like, what the fuck?
00:17:01.000 The makeup and stuff.
00:17:02.000 What am I looking at?
00:17:03.000 Yeah.
00:17:03.000 But he had long, creepy fingers.
00:17:05.000 He was some prominent actor of the time.
00:17:08.000 Really?
00:17:08.000 I think so.
00:17:10.000 I don't know.
00:17:11.000 Maybe I'm wrong.
00:17:11.000 I'm no expert.
00:17:12.000 Yeah, I bet he was.
00:17:14.000 But look how fucking...
00:17:16.000 They really did a good job.
00:17:19.000 Here, I'll pull this up here.
00:17:23.000 That's a creepy fucking sky.
00:17:24.000 Oh, very creepy.
00:17:25.000 Very creepy.
00:17:26.000 I mean, when you think about 1922, what limited technology they had.
00:17:31.000 In some ways, I mean, you really have to appreciate what it used to take.
00:17:34.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:35.000 I was on the set of Independence Day 2, which they're filming.
00:17:39.000 Is that a thing?
00:17:40.000 Yeah.
00:17:41.000 I don't know if I was supposed to talk about it.
00:17:43.000 Is this new?
00:17:44.000 Yeah, Independence Day 2. Oh, I heard about that.
00:17:47.000 Who's in that?
00:17:47.000 Someone famous, right?
00:17:48.000 Yeah.
00:17:48.000 Yeah.
00:17:50.000 Hemsworth.
00:17:51.000 Who?
00:17:52.000 There's two Hemsworths, right?
00:17:53.000 Thor.
00:17:54.000 Who is Thor?
00:17:55.000 Liam.
00:17:56.000 There's Liam and there's another.
00:17:58.000 Chris.
00:17:58.000 Chris.
00:17:58.000 His brother?
00:17:59.000 They're brothers and they're both...
00:18:01.000 Both handsome as fuck.
00:18:02.000 Yeah.
00:18:03.000 Unbelievable.
00:18:03.000 How dare they?
00:18:03.000 Unbelievable.
00:18:04.000 Not like that guy.
00:18:05.000 No.
00:18:06.000 No.
00:18:07.000 See, I would prefer for him to be the leading man in Independence Day.
00:18:11.000 So he's going to save the world, just like Thor did.
00:18:14.000 Basically.
00:18:15.000 Yeah, with his beautiful hair.
00:18:16.000 But anyhow, I went there, and we shot for 13 hours for about 20 seconds of what will actually be in the film, and everything is blue screened.
00:18:27.000 There's nothing around you anywhere.
00:18:29.000 They spend, say, a year shooting it and then another year in post-production, just painting everything in.
00:18:36.000 Wow.
00:18:37.000 Artificially.
00:18:38.000 So you have to kind of appreciate that back then, if they wanted something, it had to happen then.
00:18:44.000 Yeah.
00:18:44.000 They had to do it right there in the immediate frame.
00:18:47.000 That's sort of a dying art, you know?
00:18:48.000 Oh, like makeup.
00:18:50.000 Yeah.
00:18:50.000 Yeah.
00:18:50.000 Patrick McGee, he's the guy who made that American Werewolf from London out in the lobby.
00:18:54.000 Right.
00:18:55.000 That guy was like, when I had him on the show, he was talking about like, those days are kind of going.
00:19:00.000 And it sucks because when you look at like fake monsters in movies, like perfect examples, like those underworld, Hulk's a good example too.
00:19:09.000 The underworld werewolves.
00:19:11.000 Yeah.
00:19:11.000 Like they look so vague.
00:19:13.000 Like they're kind of cool.
00:19:14.000 It's cool what they look like.
00:19:15.000 It's video game.
00:19:16.000 It's like in a different, yeah.
00:19:17.000 Yeah.
00:19:18.000 It's cool, but you don't think you're looking at a real thing.
00:19:21.000 Like the Twilight werewolf guys.
00:19:23.000 When they turn to the wolves in Twilight, you're like, get the fuck out of here.
00:19:27.000 That does not look real.
00:19:29.000 Even if it's bad, as long as you're looking at a real thing, it's not as offensive.
00:19:35.000 Like the creature from the Black Lagoon.
00:19:38.000 It's kind of bad, but you're looking at a real thing.
00:19:42.000 There's like a lighting thing where you can, with the CG, you can tell it's almost like the shadows and reflections are kind of off a little bit.
00:19:49.000 And even if you're dealing with poor costume or, well, I mean, that thing out there is perfect.
00:19:56.000 That's better than any CG you're going to possibly get.
00:19:58.000 Well, they're getting better at it, though.
00:19:59.000 They're getting better at it.
00:20:01.000 Certainly.
00:20:01.000 Like, the wolves in Game of Thrones are, like, the closest to a real animal.
00:20:05.000 They still kind of fucked me.
00:20:06.000 Yeah, they still suck.
00:20:09.000 Why couldn't they get a real wolf for them?
00:20:12.000 They don't listen.
00:20:13.000 Real wolves do not listen.
00:20:16.000 I have a friend who has wolves, and they're cool animals, but you are not telling them what to do.
00:20:22.000 That is not happening.
00:20:23.000 Maybe they'll sit for a second if you give them meat, but they're on their own little trip.
00:20:29.000 There's no evidence ever of somebody having trained one.
00:20:32.000 Well, you train them, but you don't train them like a dog.
00:20:35.000 No.
00:20:36.000 When I went over to his house, I was like, whoa, these are not dogs.
00:20:40.000 They're looking at you.
00:20:41.000 They're checking you out.
00:20:42.000 And when you howl, they howl with you.
00:20:45.000 I would go into his living room and go, howl!
00:20:47.000 And they would go, whoo!
00:20:50.000 They just can't help it.
00:20:51.000 They can't help it.
00:20:52.000 They just have to fucking howl.
00:20:53.000 Shih Tzus do that also.
00:20:55.000 Shih Tzus do?
00:20:55.000 Yeah, because they're like wolf.
00:20:56.000 Really?
00:20:57.000 They're from the wolf family or something.
00:20:58.000 That's hilarious.
00:20:59.000 What the hell are you talking about?
00:21:01.000 Well, all dogs.
00:21:01.000 Every dog is from the wolf family.
00:21:04.000 But a lot of the dogs are more closer to the wolf, I guess.
00:21:07.000 If that's true, a shitsuit is not the one.
00:21:10.000 Meanwhile, a husky doesn't do that.
00:21:12.000 Yeah, I know.
00:21:13.000 Huskies look like a fucking wolf.
00:21:15.000 Yeah, but they're weird, man.
00:21:17.000 That's a weird animal.
00:21:18.000 You can't, they, like, this guy that had them.
00:21:21.000 I saw a guy walking, too, the other day, some old dude, and he had, uh, they had those face things on them to protect, keep their jaws shut.
00:21:27.000 What do they call those things?
00:21:28.000 Musks?
00:21:29.000 Oh.
00:21:30.000 Muzzles.
00:21:30.000 Muzzles.
00:21:31.000 Yeah, they were muzzled to keep their, uh, their face from biting people.
00:21:35.000 What's funny is they have this new thing.
00:21:36.000 If we had the internet, I would show you.
00:21:38.000 They have these new muzzles that look like rabid, angry werewolf faces.
00:21:42.000 So, like, when they put the muzzle on, they look...
00:21:45.000 On the dog?
00:21:45.000 On the dog, the dog looks like it's about to attack.
00:21:47.000 See, that's not a good move.
00:21:48.000 That's terrible.
00:21:49.000 That's not a good move at all, because then you have the dog in the park, and people...
00:21:53.000 Yeah.
00:21:54.000 There's a threat there.
00:21:55.000 There's an asshole.
00:21:56.000 Yeah.
00:21:56.000 But if you see it, if you Google, it's funny.
00:21:59.000 My dog's hardcore.
00:22:01.000 That's really funny if you see.
00:22:02.000 That would be funny if it was a smiley face.
00:22:04.000 Hi!
00:22:05.000 I'm smiley.
00:22:06.000 Yeah, but this dude who had the wolves, I always felt it was like super irresponsible to have them.
00:22:12.000 His wolves got out and they killed a bunch of the neighbor's sheep.
00:22:15.000 He lived in Texas.
00:22:17.000 He had this spread in Texas.
00:22:19.000 His family had a ranch and he'd go out to the ranch and bring his dog sometimes.
00:22:23.000 Dogs, in quotes.
00:22:24.000 They're seven-eighths wolf, one-eighth dog.
00:22:26.000 Because you can't own a hundred percent wolf, I guess.
00:22:29.000 But you can own, like, really, really high-level hybrids.
00:22:32.000 Which is bizarre, because you've got those people with, like, cheetahs on their couch.
00:22:34.000 I'm sure you could own them if you went to those places.
00:22:37.000 Right.
00:22:37.000 Like, there's some states, like Texas has some crazy laws.
00:22:40.000 Yeah.
00:22:41.000 Like, Texas has, you could fucking see.
00:22:42.000 There's everything in Texas.
00:22:43.000 They have all these African animals and these high-fence hunting operations you can go and hunt.
00:22:48.000 Just like you're in Africa, you can hunt, like, oryx and...
00:22:51.000 Elins and all these giant fucking African savanna animals.
00:22:54.000 Land of the free.
00:22:55.000 Yeah.
00:22:56.000 They have a bunch of different muscles, I guess.
00:22:58.000 It's a little tiny dog.
00:23:00.000 Yeah.
00:23:01.000 It's kind of cute if it's a pug.
00:23:02.000 And then there's, like, here's the one I was talking about.
00:23:04.000 Like, they have, like, crazy looking ones where some are more realistic.
00:23:07.000 How do you find out about something like this?
00:23:09.000 Because he has a little dog.
00:23:10.000 Yeah.
00:23:10.000 Oh, okay.
00:23:10.000 I was thinking of getting one from a dog.
00:23:12.000 And does your dog bite?
00:23:13.000 No.
00:23:14.000 Oh.
00:23:14.000 If it did, you wouldn't even know.
00:23:16.000 You'd be like, what's going on down there?
00:23:18.000 Oh, I'm getting bit by a dog.
00:23:19.000 What the fuck?
00:23:23.000 Anyway, I don't know how the fuck we got on the subject of wolves.
00:23:25.000 I think it was CGI. There is that, what do they call it?
00:23:30.000 The something valley.
00:23:31.000 Uncanny valley.
00:23:32.000 Uncanny valley.
00:23:33.000 With people, like when they show people, Nvidia had a demonstration and we went to it and one of the cool things about the demo was you could see what they can't get yet.
00:23:44.000 They can get eyeballs, they can get skin, they're really good at it, but they can't do eyelashes.
00:23:48.000 Hair.
00:23:49.000 And they can't do...
00:23:49.000 Yeah, hair is bad.
00:23:50.000 The guy in the thing was bald.
00:23:52.000 And they can't do tongues.
00:23:55.000 Like, tongues look fake, too.
00:23:56.000 So while the guy was talking, there was no tongue.
00:23:59.000 Like, you didn't see his tongue.
00:24:01.000 It's fucking weird.
00:24:02.000 It's like a few things.
00:24:03.000 It's like a computational thing.
00:24:07.000 When you're dealing with something so refined, like strands of hair, for example, and each one behaving independently, like long hair...
00:24:14.000 Thrashing around is like incredibly complex how each piece moves.
00:24:20.000 So you would need some incredible hardware to be able to replicate that.
00:24:24.000 But that said, it's never stopped the progression in the past.
00:24:28.000 I mean, I got this retro console the other day that plays Nintendo games.
00:24:32.000 So I could be like a hipster and play the original Mario and whatnot.
00:24:39.000 We're good to go.
00:24:58.000 Someone did that.
00:24:59.000 They used...
00:25:01.000 God damn it, I just glanced at the article real quickly.
00:25:03.000 But they used the final scene in a show and imported it into a video game.
00:25:09.000 Oh, wow.
00:25:11.000 Yeah.
00:25:11.000 God damn it.
00:25:12.000 I haven't seen that.
00:25:12.000 It's probably Grand Theft Auto because the Grand Theft Auto Maker or whatever that they released is pretty intense.
00:25:17.000 You can...
00:25:18.000 Build like your own levels and things.
00:25:21.000 Movies and stuff.
00:25:22.000 So maybe that's what it is.
00:25:23.000 Maybe.
00:25:23.000 Mods and whatnot.
00:25:24.000 But you're talking about how that...
00:25:26.000 The modded one.
00:25:27.000 Yeah, where they've taken like picks or textures and just took it to the next level.
00:25:31.000 Yeah.
00:25:31.000 So you're looking at...
00:25:32.000 And it's a very slow frame rate.
00:25:33.000 Yeah.
00:25:34.000 Because again, coming back to resource intensive tasks, but you can get a sense for what that will be like.
00:25:42.000 And so like bringing it full circle back to this thing here, I think that the more accessible this stuff becomes, so the cheaper that VR gets and the less that it's tied down to anything, the smaller that it gets, the greater the likelihood that there'll be enough demand that people will then go and produce cool content for it.
00:26:03.000 Which phone is that?
00:26:04.000 That's the S6? The Samsung S6? It's the S6. You can also get this headset for the Note 4 right now.
00:26:12.000 For some reason, this is the newest one that they make.
00:26:17.000 There are also generic branded ones that you can slip any phone into.
00:26:22.000 The only issue that arises from that is how to interact with it.
00:26:27.000 You have these weird switches or buttons sometimes.
00:26:29.000 You don't have a nice touchpad like this one.
00:26:31.000 That's the only thing to consider.
00:26:33.000 Isn't HTC also make one that's pretty...
00:26:35.000 The Vive, yeah.
00:26:36.000 That's a standalone headset.
00:26:40.000 People are saying great things about that.
00:26:41.000 I haven't tried it yet.
00:26:43.000 But every manufacturer is apparently interested in it.
00:26:46.000 And I've been noticing more and more uploads on YouTube.
00:26:49.000 It's amazing how YouTube sort of has pushed not just this, but also 4K. I upload my videos in 4K, for example.
00:26:58.000 You have these giant productions for television shows and you can't get that content in 4K. It's bizarre.
00:27:05.000 It's like they spent $100 million.
00:27:07.000 Well, in the case of House of Cards, you could get it in full res.
00:27:10.000 But anyway, you've been able to do that on YouTube for a while.
00:27:12.000 Now you're getting 360 video on YouTube.
00:27:14.000 I don't know if you've checked any of it out.
00:27:15.000 Yeah.
00:27:15.000 I haven't checked that out, but the 4K is interesting because the new Apple TV that was announced last week supposedly doesn't run 4K, which I thought was interesting.
00:27:25.000 Is it just that they're not pushing the 4K to the masses yet?
00:27:30.000 Yeah.
00:27:32.000 I honestly think it's a bandwidth issue, a connection issue.
00:27:36.000 Everybody is sort of held up by the terrible telco situation that exists here.
00:27:43.000 I did some research recently on internet connections around the world, and North America is insanely bad.
00:27:50.000 Oh, for internet connections?
00:27:51.000 Yeah.
00:27:52.000 Terrible.
00:27:53.000 It's quite surprising comparatively.
00:27:55.000 South Korea is insane.
00:27:56.000 South Korea is insane, but even countries you wouldn't expect, like Romania, Yeah.
00:28:01.000 Or Latvia.
00:28:03.000 Like some of these countries, I sort of often converse with my audience members and they send me their speed tests and then tell me what they're paying for it.
00:28:13.000 And I'm sure there's plenty of people listening here that are going to start tweeting out their speeds.
00:28:17.000 Let us know how fast your internet is and what you pay for it.
00:28:20.000 But in Korea, for example, I think like $10 gets you 100 by 100. Wow.
00:28:24.000 Up and down.
00:28:25.000 And why is it up so restricted in the United States?
00:28:29.000 I have three, and that's the fastest you can get.
00:28:32.000 Three up?
00:28:32.000 Three up, I think, is the fastest that I can get on AT&T U-verse.
00:28:36.000 It's something to do, and I'm not an expert on this, but it's something to do with the cable and DSL structure that there's some sort of signal loss, I think, associated with that, where, for some reason, the upload is more labor-intensive.
00:28:52.000 But when you're talking about...
00:28:53.000 Fiber is always one by one, right?
00:28:56.000 If it's not, then usually it's not real fiber.
00:28:59.000 And in places with smaller geographic areas, it's easier to run fiber from the CO point right to the actual customers because the density of people makes it worthwhile to do so.
00:29:14.000 And North America, for the most part, is still pretty spread out.
00:29:17.000 But...
00:29:18.000 Google Fiber is emerging in more and more cities, and it's completely going over the top on the incumbent providers, Comcast, AT&T, whoever.
00:29:31.000 And the scary thing was they were trying to merge recently.
00:29:34.000 Who was it?
00:29:35.000 They did merge, AT&T and DirecTV.
00:29:38.000 Oh, did they?
00:29:39.000 Yeah.
00:29:39.000 Maybe there's another one.
00:29:40.000 Yeah, but I don't think that's what...
00:29:41.000 Yeah, it was Time Warner and something else, right?
00:29:43.000 I think it was Time Warner and Comcast.
00:29:45.000 Yeah.
00:29:45.000 Yeah, we're attempting to merge and then the FCC or whatever party it was got involved.
00:29:50.000 Well, when you find out they're throttling data and fucking with people that use Netflix and then they made a deal, they had to make a deal with Netflix so that they could get more data because, you know, Netflix was, they were consistently slower when people were using Netflix than anything else.
00:30:05.000 They fuck with people.
00:30:06.000 Oh, they hate Netflix.
00:30:08.000 They hate the internet.
00:30:09.000 You know, traditional media is always taking shots wherever they can to sort of slow down this thing that's happening online because they don't control enough of it.
00:30:18.000 But isn't it also because the infrastructure is just not really that good yet?
00:30:21.000 I mean, they didn't really prepare for the jumps in the internet usage over the last decade or so.
00:30:27.000 That's true, but there are things they could have done to sort of limit the effect of that, like wireless, for example.
00:30:37.000 If you're on LTE, all of a sudden you've got 20 megabits up.
00:30:40.000 How is it that the wireless connections, for a lot of people, their cell phone Data connection is faster than what they have at home, right?
00:30:50.000 But it costs you a lot of money because it's not unlimited.
00:30:53.000 So you could imagine that if you had put up more towers or taken down the cost of wireless data, for example, a lot of countries have had to skip over the...
00:31:06.000 Wired connections completely.
00:31:08.000 So if you're in India, for example, they completely skipped laptops and that whole period of time there where everybody was buying a cable connection or a DSL connection.
00:31:18.000 They're getting cell phones now, and their primary data connection is going to be on that mobile device.
00:31:24.000 And it's the same in a lot of emerging markets around the world.
00:31:27.000 So they're investing specifically in wireless as opposed to going backwards and trying to make the wired thing work at all.
00:31:36.000 So do they have data caps?
00:31:40.000 On wireless?
00:31:42.000 Yeah.
00:31:42.000 Oh, it's incredibly expensive.
00:31:44.000 They have data caps and they also limit things like text messages.
00:31:49.000 This is why instant messaging apps like WhatsApp are so popular elsewhere in the world.
00:31:55.000 People trying to scoot around the telcos.
00:31:58.000 It's expensive relative to what people earn there.
00:32:02.000 So WhatsApp, what does that do?
00:32:05.000 It lets you use the data on your phone instead of using text message minutes?
00:32:11.000 Exactly, yeah.
00:32:12.000 It lets you avoid whatever the telco is going to impose for the cost of a text message.
00:32:17.000 A text message is an incredibly small amount of data.
00:32:20.000 Yet, you could be traveling and your telco could charge you 25 cents for each one.
00:32:27.000 Well, unless you're on T-Mobile.
00:32:28.000 Right.
00:32:29.000 Unless you're on T-Mobile.
00:32:30.000 And it's really bizarre.
00:32:31.000 Even me, okay, so I'm from Toronto and I'm on Rogers.
00:32:36.000 Not a huge fan or anything, but I'm just saying, comparatively speaking, like when I travel down here, the maximum that I can pay over top of my regular bill is $5 a day, maximum.
00:32:48.000 Data, calls, whatever.
00:32:51.000 That's where it's capped out at.
00:32:53.000 So you're basically using your regular plan even though you're on AT&T or T-Mobile or whoever it is out here.
00:32:59.000 Now that's relatively recent, but T-Mobile came out with something that allows for you to cross the Canadian border and the Mexican border and essentially have your exact same plan on both sides.
00:33:12.000 I have most other countries, yeah.
00:33:13.000 My friend just got back from Vietnam, I think it was, or something like that, and he said there was no difference.
00:33:19.000 He's like, my phone worked like it was back home.
00:33:20.000 I didn't get charged a penny more.
00:33:22.000 Do you have to do data roaming?
00:33:23.000 Do you have to turn on your phone?
00:33:25.000 Technically, you are roaming, yeah.
00:33:27.000 But do you have to call them and let them know?
00:33:29.000 No, no, no, no.
00:33:30.000 See, that has always been annoying about Verizon.
00:33:32.000 T-Mobile is the way to go.
00:33:34.000 And I did a speed test last night.
00:33:37.000 61 down, 23 up from my house.
00:33:40.000 Where my house, the max is 3. On mobile.
00:33:43.000 That's what I'm talking about.
00:33:44.000 So that's faster than my home unit.
00:33:45.000 The max is 3?
00:33:46.000 3 on my home.
00:33:47.000 What?
00:33:47.000 I get 3 or 4. So is that deep?
00:33:50.000 It's ATT U-verse, I guess, fiber or whatever.
00:33:54.000 But that's supposed to be really good.
00:33:55.000 No, it's not fiber.
00:33:57.000 What's the wire that's coming in?
00:33:59.000 What are you plugging in?
00:33:59.000 Is it a phone line or a cable connection?
00:34:01.000 Cable connection.
00:34:02.000 Oh, okay.
00:34:02.000 Yeah.
00:34:03.000 But I don't know.
00:34:04.000 I mean, I thought it was fiber.
00:34:05.000 I could, like, supposedly 50 down and, you know...
00:34:09.000 That seems insanely low.
00:34:12.000 Yeah, there's tons of marketing confusion around the word fiber because it started to become a hot term, so everyone wanted to use it.
00:34:21.000 They wanted it in their diet.
00:34:23.000 It's true.
00:34:24.000 That was too easy.
00:34:26.000 Sorry.
00:34:27.000 But yeah, so everyone started throwing it around even though it's not the real deal.
00:34:31.000 It's not real fiber.
00:34:32.000 It's like it'll be fiber for this portion of the trip, and then it'll go to copper somewhere in there, and you have signal loss, and you end up with what you end up with.
00:34:41.000 Right.
00:34:42.000 Now, what is the difference between what Google's trying to do?
00:34:45.000 Google gives zero fucks about any of these players.
00:34:50.000 They're not trying to even coordinate with them.
00:34:53.000 They're going into marketplaces, going to the locals, at least this is how Fiber worked in the early stages, and saying, would you be interested personally in an insanely fast internet connection, and here's the price we could give it to you for.
00:35:06.000 And so people within a community would sign a petition saying, yes, I'm interested in that.
00:35:10.000 And once they could evaluate the demand, they're building the infrastructure themselves.
00:35:16.000 Whoa.
00:35:16.000 They have that kind of cache.
00:35:18.000 Oh.
00:35:19.000 Yes, they do.
00:35:20.000 There's Skynet.
00:35:21.000 I mean, think about all the different shit they have now.
00:35:24.000 Oh my goodness.
00:35:25.000 So weird.
00:35:26.000 Yeah.
00:35:27.000 Google drives.
00:35:27.000 I mean, how many people have their info up on the cloud with Google?
00:35:31.000 Everything is there.
00:35:32.000 How come that hasn't been hacked yet?
00:35:34.000 It's a great question.
00:35:35.000 It totally has, right?
00:35:37.000 Not in any big sort of immediate way.
00:35:43.000 Listen, if you had to put your trust in somebody on the web right now, there aren't too many parties that have been at it for this long.
00:35:53.000 And sort of had a history of success the way that Google has.
00:35:57.000 Even Apple sort of scrambling to have web services way later than Google did.
00:36:03.000 I mean, Gmail, people don't even think about it.
00:36:06.000 You don't even think about your email.
00:36:07.000 You're just like, yeah, what do you mean?
00:36:08.000 Of course it's on Gmail.
00:36:09.000 Like, yeah, it's easy.
00:36:10.000 The vast majority of people use it.
00:36:12.000 But before Gmail, it was like, it was a confusing setup for email.
00:36:16.000 Remember when people used to have those little, you know, used to have things down like Outlook?
00:36:20.000 Yes.
00:36:20.000 Get your email from Outlook.
00:36:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:23.000 You've got mail.
00:36:23.000 And you'd have to configure it every time.
00:36:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:26.000 The pop settings and whatnot.
00:36:28.000 Oh, God, I remember that.
00:36:29.000 Oh, you'd have to put in the right server?
00:36:33.000 Yes.
00:36:33.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:36:34.000 I forgot about all that.
00:36:35.000 Yeah, it was not cool.
00:36:37.000 So...
00:36:38.000 I think, and we may have talked about this before, I think their model, the sort of ad subsidy model, has driven these amazing innovations online.
00:36:47.000 But we were talking earlier when I got here about how ad blocking is like the next big conversation for the web.
00:36:56.000 Well, it's a big conversation for people that are YouTube subscribers.
00:37:00.000 Huge.
00:37:00.000 Because YouTube, obviously, guys like you, guys like me, and this show, you put ads in the beginning, and you get revenue from those ads.
00:37:07.000 That's right.
00:37:08.000 If you put up ad blocker, those ads don't show up, and then people don't get those clicks, and so they don't get as much revenue.
00:37:14.000 And so folks, like conscientious people, will tell you, hey, I'm turning off my ad blocker to watch your show.
00:37:21.000 That's right.
00:37:21.000 Just to make sure that you get your proper payoff.
00:37:24.000 That's right.
00:37:24.000 Yeah, so listen up, audience.
00:37:27.000 Turn it off.
00:37:28.000 Okay, turn it back on when you're done with us.
00:37:30.000 Yeah, it's a significant amount of money.
00:37:34.000 And that's what's fascinating now.
00:37:36.000 I mean, obviously, you guys get a shitload of downloads.
00:37:38.000 You could probably speak on this even better than we could.
00:37:41.000 Because for us, 90% of the people that get this show get it in audio form only.
00:37:47.000 YouTube is...
00:37:49.000 A fraction.
00:37:50.000 There's Vimeo, there's Ustream, and there's YouTube, and those all together constitute about 10%.
00:37:57.000 But your whole thing is on, like when you do an iPhone video, like the big one was when you exposed that the iPhones were ridiculously easy to bend.
00:38:07.000 Like, that was fucking millions and millions of hits, right?
00:38:12.000 Yeah, almost 70 million now.
00:38:13.000 Jesus fucking Christ, son!
00:38:15.000 How much does a man make off something like that?
00:38:17.000 How dare you?
00:38:21.000 This roundabout.
00:38:22.000 The new iPhone has a different...
00:38:23.000 I mean, we talking cars, or...
00:38:25.000 Is this a car amount, or a nice watch, or...
00:38:29.000 Something nice.
00:38:30.000 Something good.
00:38:30.000 Something nice.
00:38:31.000 A nice dinner at a nice place.
00:38:33.000 A bag of treats.
00:38:34.000 For a little fucking video.
00:38:35.000 Come on.
00:38:36.000 Come on with this fucking thing.
00:38:38.000 The new iPhone has a new material, right?
00:38:39.000 That's not as bendable.
00:38:41.000 Have you been watching Unbox Therapy?
00:38:42.000 Is that how you know that?
00:38:43.000 No, I guessed it.
00:38:44.000 Yeah, you guessed it.
00:38:46.000 I got to play with the new iPhone the other day, and this guy that works for Apple let me play with it.
00:38:51.000 And I would like to know what you think about it.
00:38:54.000 I think it's like the first iPhone that I'm not going to buy.
00:38:56.000 I think half the shit they showed were just software updates that this iPhone 6, normal 6, could do easily.
00:39:03.000 Like what?
00:39:04.000 Like the silly thing, the touch thing.
00:39:07.000 I don't want that.
00:39:08.000 You could just push...
00:39:09.000 You could program your phone.
00:39:10.000 If you hold down something for two seconds, a second mini will pop up.
00:39:14.000 Why is this like a big deal?
00:39:16.000 You know, they made it such like a...
00:39:18.000 I don't understand.
00:39:18.000 What is the difference in the new one?
00:39:19.000 The new one is it's touch, meaning like you push the screen kind of like that old Blackberry that you used to have, the Blackberry touch that was a piece of shit.
00:39:27.000 Remember that piece of shit?
00:39:28.000 What was that?
00:39:29.000 Torch?
00:39:30.000 No.
00:39:30.000 No, the one was their first screen and the whole screen pushed down.
00:39:33.000 It was like you would click, click, click, click, click, click.
00:39:35.000 When you make a text message, you would push the...
00:39:37.000 Thunder?
00:39:38.000 Thunder?
00:39:39.000 Something like that.
00:39:40.000 I don't know.
00:39:40.000 Shit.
00:39:41.000 Storm.
00:39:41.000 Storm.
00:39:42.000 That's what it was.
00:39:44.000 I hated that fucking phone.
00:39:46.000 The Blackberry storm.
00:39:47.000 There's a storm brewing.
00:39:50.000 But one of their biggest things was, like, now you don't have...
00:39:53.000 Like, if you push it down, it recognizes that you're applying pressure on the screen, so it can pop up a second menu based on that.
00:40:00.000 But you could also just program your phone.
00:40:02.000 If you hold something down for two seconds, that will pop up a second menu.
00:40:05.000 We already have that, kind of.
00:40:07.000 You know, I don't see the big...
00:40:09.000 So does the phone actually physically give in?
00:40:11.000 It has a little teeny, teeny, teeny thing.
00:40:14.000 And it also has a little vibrate that's a little bit more powerful.
00:40:17.000 How often is that going to go off in your pocket?
00:40:19.000 Yeah.
00:40:20.000 Like, move some shit, your keys, touch it, it clicks.
00:40:23.000 The other thing was that they made a big deal about how, like, hey, we wanted to take the tech Technology of the flash that's on the new iPhone and put it in the front.
00:40:31.000 But then they didn't do that.
00:40:32.000 They just make the screen flash three times brighter.
00:40:34.000 And I used it, and it did work very well.
00:40:37.000 For selfies?
00:40:38.000 For selfies, but it wouldn't get Jamie from way over there.
00:40:41.000 And it won't work for a video either, like if you want to do a selfie video.
00:40:44.000 No, and it wouldn't work for a video.
00:40:45.000 So it's kind of like they're kind of side-talking, like, hey, We want to put this flash, but now we found out.
00:40:50.000 Well, it's whenever they have an S, they don't go too far off the original.
00:40:54.000 Some people make the argument, though, that with the S version, you're getting a refinement on the first-gen device, which could theoretically have problems.
00:41:06.000 Now, not to toot my own horn here.
00:41:09.000 How dare you?
00:41:10.000 But get ready for the toot.
00:41:12.000 What the hell am I talking about?
00:41:15.000 I'm getting too comfortable right now.
00:41:17.000 But the video I made that got a lot of traction, the bend test video, it sort of exposed a weak point in the device, which was...
00:41:30.000 That's incredible, by the way.
00:41:32.000 Which was around the volume buttons.
00:41:34.000 And I managed to get my hands on a leaked component recently for the upcoming iPhone and run some tests on it.
00:41:43.000 And it turns out that the next generation of the phone is going to be somewhere in the neighborhood of 60 to 70 percent stronger because they've added zinc to the aluminum structure with the aluminum alloy, which turns it into something they call a 7000 series aluminum.
00:42:01.000 And that's the stuff they use in aerospace, NASA, so on and so forth.
00:42:05.000 And it's essentially just way stronger without adding any kind of weight.
00:42:10.000 In fact, the shell itself was a little bit lighter.
00:42:13.000 So I did this test with this crazy contraption.
00:42:16.000 I took just the back shell, so just the aluminum part, from the regular 6 and then from the upcoming 6S, and the old one bent at 30 pounds of force, and the new one was around 80. And the reason I know about the existence of zinc, and I dropped that information before Apple's keynote...
00:42:34.000 It's because I went to a place called Elemental Controls, which is like this super crazy scientific joint where they have this gun that shoots x-rays into any alloy and will tell you exactly down to like two decimal points what the elemental makeup is.
00:42:54.000 That's pretty fucking badass.
00:42:56.000 Where's that place?
00:42:57.000 It was near the airport in Toronto.
00:42:59.000 Shout out Elemental Controls because these guys were so badass.
00:43:03.000 I'm like, hey, I got this leaked iPhone component and I might need your help.
00:43:08.000 They're like, come down right now.
00:43:11.000 I was like, really?
00:43:12.000 They probably wanted to know, too.
00:43:13.000 They were just as pumped as I was.
00:43:15.000 Oh, that's awesome.
00:43:16.000 I mean, you know, a couple of old guys, their business is normally like when someone's doing a big order of aluminum, like you're buying a boatload from China, literally.
00:43:27.000 They'll sometimes scam you and say that you're getting this alloy when it might look exactly the same as one that's chintzy on the zinc, let's say, for example.
00:43:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:43:36.000 So they can just go through sheets of this stuff with this gun and make sure they're buying what they think they're buying.
00:43:43.000 What about the new glass?
00:43:45.000 They're not using the new Gorilla Glass on their new iPhone.
00:43:48.000 It's a double, some kind of double version of their Ion X coating.
00:43:53.000 I have the glass as well at my studio, so when I get back...
00:43:58.000 I'm going to be doing a preemptive scratch test to see how much better it is.
00:44:01.000 Let's put that bitch on the target.
00:44:03.000 I'm interested in that.
00:44:05.000 I'm interested in that because the iPhone 6 and the 6 Plus are the first two phones that I've had, like every single phone, that I've actually cracked.
00:44:13.000 And I thought it was interesting that both of them...
00:44:15.000 But that also coincides with some heavy fucking drinking.
00:44:18.000 You have to think about that, dude.
00:44:21.000 You've been on a bender.
00:44:22.000 You talked about it, like, when the phones have been breaking.
00:44:25.000 But, like, as an example, the iPhone 6 Plus, when I was getting out of my car, it slid out of my pocket, which was only, like, three feet when I'm getting out of my car.
00:44:34.000 I mean, not even three feet, like, two feet, and it cracked.
00:44:36.000 Yeah.
00:44:36.000 I mean, it was barely a fall.
00:44:38.000 That seems weird.
00:44:39.000 Well, there is a bit of a theory on that about sort of the rigidity of the chassis, or lack thereof, that might contribute to the glass having to bear the brunt of the impact.
00:44:50.000 Even if you hit not directly on it, that there might be enough flex in that aluminum.
00:44:56.000 Well, speaking about cases, do they have any really good cases that have power, that give you power?
00:45:04.000 Like, you know, they have those that aren't gigantic?
00:45:07.000 Have they shrunk those fuckers down yet?
00:45:09.000 They're all pretty fucking bad.
00:45:10.000 Listen, if you're already on a 6 +, that's a big phone to begin with.
00:45:16.000 You throw a battery case on there and you're carrying a brick around.
00:45:21.000 Here's the thing.
00:45:22.000 This is my biggest criticism of what's happening in cell phone tech.
00:45:28.000 Is that they want to make an impression on you when you come into the store and play with the device.
00:45:33.000 So they're going to make it as thin as they possibly can.
00:45:36.000 So you come in there and you're like, oh, that's so sexy, I'll take it.
00:45:39.000 Until three days later when it doesn't make it through the day because the battery is so small.
00:45:45.000 The next gen, here's the crazy thing.
00:45:47.000 The next gen iPhone, and they didn't even cover this in the keynote.
00:45:50.000 They did not talk about this at all.
00:45:52.000 The next gen iPhone will have a smaller battery than this one.
00:45:55.000 What?
00:45:56.000 How crazy is that?
00:45:57.000 Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:45:58.000 The one after the S? No, the 6S will have a smaller battery than the 6. So this is better than the 6S? It will have a slight amount more battery life.
00:46:07.000 How much?
00:46:09.000 It's like 80 milliamp hours or something like that.
00:46:13.000 Basically...
00:46:14.000 I mean, it's insignificant, but the point being is that they're not responding to part of the consumer demand, which is my demand, which is better battery life.
00:46:25.000 Would you take a slightly thicker version of that?
00:46:28.000 Yes.
00:46:28.000 For double the battery life?
00:46:29.000 Yes.
00:46:30.000 Yes.
00:46:30.000 Absolutely.
00:46:31.000 Well, also, this is not that thick.
00:46:33.000 This is nice.
00:46:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:35.000 I like this.
00:46:35.000 This six that I have right here, like that is pretty goddamn thin.
00:46:39.000 If you need it thinner than that...
00:46:40.000 No, no, but what I'm saying that you...
00:46:42.000 Is that what they need?
00:46:42.000 I mean, why are they making it thinner?
00:46:44.000 No, he's saying make it thicker.
00:46:45.000 But no, that's not what he's saying.
00:46:47.000 What he's saying is that this new one is thinner somehow.
00:46:50.000 The battery is thinner.
00:46:51.000 It's smaller.
00:46:52.000 It's smaller.
00:46:52.000 I think part of it has to do with some of the internal components taking up more space.
00:46:57.000 Oh, okay.
00:46:57.000 So this chassis, like what you've got here, will be the exact same on the new one.
00:47:01.000 It'll be actually a little bit bigger.
00:47:03.000 It'll be thicker.
00:47:04.000 A little bit, because of these new materials.
00:47:06.000 Because they want it to be more rigid.
00:47:08.000 Yeah.
00:47:08.000 So it's part of the rigidity is the adding of zinc, and part of it is the fact that they're making it thicker?
00:47:13.000 Yeah, they're reinforcing certain areas.
00:47:15.000 So, like, near the volume...
00:47:17.000 Why would they do that and take the battery life down?
00:47:19.000 Yeah, well, but that's the thing, is that they've never had an S model where they've really reconfigured the layout.
00:47:26.000 Maybe in the next version, but usually for the S model, it looks exactly the same, right?
00:47:31.000 They don't come out with a fresh version.
00:47:33.000 Right.
00:47:33.000 Their manufacturing setup is not right for that, so...
00:47:38.000 It seems so silly, though, because they obviously are making it slightly different because they're making it thicker inside.
00:47:43.000 Yeah, their feeling is that it shouldn't look to the average person.
00:47:48.000 If they pick up one or the other, they'll look and feel the same.
00:47:50.000 But I mean, if you had just like this size, but just a little thicker and maybe a little more durable so you wouldn't need a case?
00:47:57.000 Yeah, well, that's...
00:47:58.000 Check this out.
00:47:59.000 Here's the Samsung Active.
00:48:00.000 That is exactly what that is.
00:48:02.000 So this phone here that I'm carrying is the S6 Active.
00:48:05.000 This is the one they have that's waterproof?
00:48:07.000 Yeah.
00:48:08.000 The main, the waterproof part is cool.
00:48:10.000 This doesn't have a case on it?
00:48:11.000 Nope.
00:48:12.000 Ooh.
00:48:12.000 Yeah, that's built in.
00:48:13.000 That's like a man's phone right there.
00:48:15.000 I feel like a man with this phone.
00:48:16.000 Yeah, that's a tool.
00:48:17.000 That's not a toy.
00:48:19.000 What do you got there, John?
00:48:20.000 I mean, Brian, that's Note 5. I've seen Note 5, but what?
00:48:24.000 No, I mean, just a comparison of, like, the thickness of it.
00:48:26.000 I mean, is this too thick for you, Joe?
00:48:29.000 No, no, no.
00:48:29.000 Okay, that has a 3500 mAh battery.
00:48:31.000 That never dies on me before I go to bed.
00:48:33.000 So this is the one that's waterproof, the whole deal?
00:48:36.000 Shock-resistant, dust-proof.
00:48:37.000 I take it in the shower.
00:48:39.000 This is the phone.
00:48:39.000 This is the fucking phone.
00:48:40.000 But!
00:48:40.000 But!
00:48:41.000 Shit!
00:48:42.000 Yes.
00:48:42.000 What's with the butt?
00:48:43.000 There's a butt.
00:48:44.000 It is an AT&T exclusive.
00:48:46.000 Oh, fuck.
00:48:47.000 Sir.
00:48:48.000 What the fuck?
00:48:50.000 I know.
00:48:50.000 That's terrible.
00:48:51.000 But you can do AT&T unlocked and put it on T-Mobile.
00:48:55.000 There you go.
00:48:56.000 Is T-Mobile really that much better than AT&T? It's way better.
00:48:58.000 Well, around here.
00:49:00.000 Around here in my experience.
00:49:01.000 Yeah.
00:49:02.000 And also in Vegas.
00:49:04.000 So you could get this unlocked and then you bring it to T-Mobile.
00:49:08.000 You're getting a phone call, son.
00:49:09.000 I'm going to tell him to fuck off.
00:49:12.000 We're on a show.
00:49:13.000 How do I do that?
00:49:14.000 Do I slide it?
00:49:15.000 Yeah, slide that over.
00:49:16.000 Well, that's annoying, too.
00:49:18.000 Yeah.
00:49:19.000 One thing that I thought was weird that they did in the keynote where they said the battery was not as strong as the 6, they said, well, the new operating system is going to give you an hour more battery life.
00:49:29.000 Yeah, well, yeah.
00:49:30.000 Is that true?
00:49:30.000 Well, but I just updated the operating system on my 6 so I can an hour more battery life on this one also.
00:49:37.000 Theoretically.
00:49:37.000 Yeah.
00:49:38.000 Yeah, but you don't even know because you just...
00:49:40.000 It's probably going to suck.
00:49:41.000 They're going to...
00:49:42.000 They're gonna fuck you, just like they always do.
00:49:44.000 They always do, right.
00:49:44.000 Their software updates always fuck you.
00:49:46.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm never on the forefront of it.
00:49:49.000 Not on my main device.
00:49:50.000 Dude, I like this.
00:49:51.000 A lot.
00:49:52.000 It's a man's phone.
00:49:52.000 What's it called again?
00:49:53.000 The S6 Active.
00:49:55.000 Active?
00:49:56.000 Yeah.
00:49:56.000 I like it a lot.
00:49:57.000 I like how you've got two different time zones on there, too.
00:50:00.000 See what I'm doing?
00:50:00.000 You know what time it is at home.
00:50:01.000 See what I'm doing?
00:50:02.000 Dude, this is a good phone.
00:50:04.000 It's also got a programmable button on it.
00:50:06.000 This one right here.
00:50:07.000 Which you can configure as a shortcut for anything you want.
00:50:11.000 So you can make it a voice recorder, like if cops were fucking with you.
00:50:13.000 Whatever your favorite thing to launch is.
00:50:15.000 It can launch anything instantly from there.
00:50:18.000 Or if a girl is trying to get you arrested and explaining how she's about to try to get you arrested.
00:50:27.000 Probably a good time.
00:50:28.000 And then calls 911. No, I called 911. Let's get off that.
00:50:33.000 I like this topic here.
00:50:35.000 I like that phone a lot.
00:50:37.000 I'm really frustrated at the Apple thing.
00:50:40.000 One thing though, we're talking a lot of shit about Apple here.
00:50:44.000 I think that there's one thing that remains to be seen and that's the camera.
00:50:48.000 The camera on the next model will be an improvement.
00:50:51.000 I'm 100% positive.
00:50:53.000 It's a 12 megapixel.
00:50:54.000 It's going to shoot 4K. And Apple knows the camera has been the battleground of smartphones for the last five, six years.
00:51:04.000 If you have the best camera, you're going to sell phones.
00:51:06.000 And the problem for Apple right now is there's no argument that the S6 camera is better than Well, I guess you could make an argument, subjectivity, color representation, blah, blah, blah.
00:51:17.000 The S6 shoots better photos than the current iPhone.
00:51:20.000 And that's a big problem for them.
00:51:22.000 So I fully suspect...
00:51:24.000 So the Galaxy S6 is what you're talking about.
00:51:27.000 Yep.
00:51:27.000 So people who are listening, they're getting confused.
00:51:29.000 Oh, I know.
00:51:29.000 How perfect is it that it's the 6S and the S6? Those are the competing products.
00:51:35.000 The iPhone 6S and the Galaxy S6. So when he says S6, he's talking about this.
00:51:41.000 Sorry.
00:51:42.000 Does the S6 active the same camera?
00:51:45.000 Yeah, so this phone...
00:51:46.000 I'm going to take this out for a second.
00:51:48.000 This phone is essentially...
00:51:49.000 We're kicking out hardcore, folks.
00:51:51.000 Yeah.
00:51:51.000 You know what?
00:51:51.000 I'm glad that we did, though.
00:51:53.000 We got right into it.
00:51:54.000 Yeah.
00:51:55.000 So this is this phone.
00:51:56.000 That's the same phone.
00:51:57.000 Right.
00:51:58.000 This is the pretty version.
00:51:59.000 Right.
00:51:59.000 This is the active version.
00:52:01.000 I like the active version better.
00:52:02.000 But you can see, form factor wise, you're going to add a little bit.
00:52:06.000 But you don't have to worry about dropping it.
00:52:08.000 You don't have to have a case on it.
00:52:09.000 That's right.
00:52:10.000 And better battery.
00:52:11.000 So it wins.
00:52:12.000 You have like 25% more battery life.
00:52:15.000 25% more than the S6 regular?
00:52:17.000 This is 3,500 milliamp hours.
00:52:20.000 I think this is 2,700.
00:52:22.000 So I probably have my math wrong there.
00:52:24.000 Why doesn't Apple smarten up and make one of those?
00:52:26.000 I took out my old iPhone 1 the other day, and it was like this cute little pebble, and it had a little weight to it.
00:52:32.000 But I was thinking, what if they just redid the idea of that and making it a little thicker and having a battery that lasts two days?
00:52:38.000 Because it actually felt good.
00:52:40.000 I didn't care about the iPhone 1. Yeah, I always have a case on this anyway, so it's always slightly thicker.
00:52:44.000 But when I feel this right here, like this size, this is pretty thin.
00:52:48.000 When I feel that, though...
00:52:50.000 This is like what this would be with a case on it, but this is better.
00:52:55.000 It's better to build it in like that.
00:52:58.000 Everybody drops their fucking phone.
00:52:59.000 At some point.
00:53:00.000 At some point.
00:53:01.000 Why not make a phone that you can drop?
00:53:02.000 I mean, we're not talking about laptops.
00:53:04.000 Or spill on.
00:53:06.000 Spill's the big one.
00:53:07.000 Yeah, spill is huge.
00:53:09.000 I've soaked that thing.
00:53:10.000 I submerged it completely in a glass.
00:53:13.000 That's next.
00:53:14.000 Brian will.
00:53:15.000 That's the next step.
00:53:16.000 P-test.
00:53:17.000 P-test.
00:53:17.000 About to blow up YouTube.
00:53:18.000 This is pretty dope, dude.
00:53:20.000 I like it.
00:53:21.000 And you can get to the camera right from there.
00:53:23.000 And the camera on this is better than the iPhone camera.
00:53:25.000 In my opinion.
00:53:26.000 It is.
00:53:27.000 I just took a selfie and left it on your phone.
00:53:30.000 Yeah.
00:53:30.000 Oh, the selfie camera especially, because it's way wider.
00:53:34.000 Look at that, huh?
00:53:34.000 It's way wider.
00:53:35.000 Yeah, it's way wider.
00:53:36.000 So you can get like two, three people in there a lot easier.
00:53:39.000 I tried the new selfie camera on the new iPhone, compared it to my...
00:53:43.000 I took two comparison shots, one of the 6 and one of the 6S. Wow.
00:53:48.000 And it almost seemed to be exactly the same.
00:53:50.000 It wasn't a huge deal.
00:53:51.000 On the front facing?
00:53:51.000 On the front facing.
00:53:52.000 Yeah, front facing won't be a huge change.
00:53:54.000 It'll be all about the rear camera.
00:53:56.000 So that might be the phone to get right now.
00:53:59.000 Which one?
00:54:00.000 The S6 Active.
00:54:02.000 Here's the problem.
00:54:03.000 Most people don't buy their phones outright.
00:54:04.000 They go in, they get a subsidy, they sign a contract.
00:54:07.000 Right.
00:54:08.000 So if you want an S6 Active, you're going to have to buy it full pop off AT&T if you're not on AT&T. That's the only way?
00:54:14.000 Or you know the people from Samsung.
00:54:16.000 They don't have it, I already asked.
00:54:18.000 What?!
00:54:19.000 You don't have it?
00:54:20.000 No, because I think it's because it's an AT&T exclusive.
00:54:22.000 It's kind of like a weird phone.
00:54:24.000 How the fuck could they not have it if they're the hookup?
00:54:27.000 They offered us the white glove service.
00:54:29.000 Do you know about the white glove service?
00:54:31.000 I do not.
00:54:33.000 What happens in the white glove service stays in the white glove service.
00:54:36.000 Yeah, we show up at the comedy store.
00:54:38.000 They show up with phones.
00:54:39.000 They give us a bag.
00:54:41.000 Wow.
00:54:41.000 Then we'll get a little hug and we're gone.
00:54:44.000 I love it.
00:54:44.000 Handshake and it's done.
00:54:45.000 Yeah, they'll send you a chip and put a little fucking card in there.
00:54:50.000 Yeah, I think it's a good time for phones.
00:54:55.000 I mean, it's fascinating that everyone has to compete at this level because if you look at the evolution of phones over the iPhone 1 to now, we're only talking about, what was that, 2009?
00:55:06.000 Yeah, it's nothing.
00:55:07.000 That's fucking crazy.
00:55:09.000 So six years ago, we had this little fat thing that lasted about an hour, and that little tiny-ass screen that your thumb could cover the whole screen practically.
00:55:19.000 Now we have this big, beautiful mini tablet.
00:55:22.000 It's a phablet, right?
00:55:23.000 Is this technically a phablet?
00:55:25.000 Or does it have to be bigger?
00:55:26.000 No, no, no.
00:55:27.000 I mean, you could call it that, although China is now pushing phones that are gigantic.
00:55:31.000 So it's hard to call it seven inches.
00:55:34.000 What?
00:55:34.000 Yeah.
00:55:35.000 What do they have?
00:55:36.000 Well, didn't Samsung have a Mega?
00:55:38.000 Samsung still does have a Mega in Asia.
00:55:40.000 They love huge phones in Asia.
00:55:44.000 You can't get it in America?
00:55:45.000 I don't believe so.
00:55:46.000 Not for many of the major carriers.
00:55:47.000 Well, that's a crock of shit.
00:55:48.000 There's a company that's emerging quickly called Huawei.
00:56:09.000 What's the 7-inch one called?
00:56:12.000 Ugh, I can't remember.
00:56:14.000 But it's giant.
00:56:15.000 iPad mini.
00:56:16.000 That's how big it is.
00:56:17.000 It is that size, right?
00:56:18.000 Well, the bezel, it's...
00:56:19.000 The iPad mini's 9?
00:56:21.000 Is it 9?
00:56:21.000 Or is it 7?
00:56:22.000 I think it's 7. Yeah, the full-size iPad is 9.7.
00:56:25.000 The new one, though.
00:56:27.000 There's a new one that's 12, right?
00:56:29.000 You might want that.
00:56:30.000 12.9.
00:56:31.000 Really?
00:56:31.000 Well, because you're into illustrations and whatnot, right?
00:56:34.000 Right.
00:56:35.000 Yeah, I mean, with the pen, it's unbelievable.
00:56:37.000 Yeah, but I like drawing on paper.
00:56:38.000 You would never even consider it?
00:56:40.000 Yeah, I would consider it, for sure.
00:56:42.000 Yeah, because what I was saying earlier is like the iPad Pro, the upcoming iPad, has the highest resolution display of anything that Apple's ever put out.
00:56:51.000 Actually, maybe arguably anything commercially available in the tablet space, phone space.
00:56:56.000 Well, how long before someone makes a VR and slaps that sucker?
00:56:59.000 Oh, yeah.
00:57:01.000 That'd be, yes.
00:57:02.000 Get a nice field of view.
00:57:03.000 That'd be perfect.
00:57:04.000 Why didn't they make this touch-sensitive?
00:57:05.000 It almost seems like that would make more sense to have the iPad Pro be touch-sensitive instead of using a pen that's touch-sensitive.
00:57:13.000 More people are going to draw on it.
00:57:14.000 Like, the Cintiq is pressure-sensitive.
00:57:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:17.000 What's a Cintiq?
00:57:18.000 Cintiq is a drawing pad, meaning it can detect the pressure.
00:57:23.000 That's what it is.
00:57:23.000 That's what it is.
00:57:24.000 It almost seems like they're releasing it first on the iPhone 6 just so the iPad Pro 2 would have it.
00:57:31.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:57:33.000 It's a hard one for me to figure out.
00:57:35.000 I've been messing around with the Note with the pen and trying my best to make it a part of my day.
00:57:43.000 It's a tough transition on a display this size, but you can imagine the pen is still far more precise than your finger could ever be.
00:57:53.000 Your finger could never select a single pixel on a high-resolution screen.
00:57:57.000 It's not a point.
00:57:59.000 So what's weird is like, if there were a little jar of ink here, what would I choose to write with?
00:58:06.000 My finger, dip it in there, or the pen that's beside it.
00:58:09.000 Like, why did we choose in the traditional world this, and yet it seems so bizarre to carry that forward into the digital world?
00:58:17.000 I think part of it has to do with the fact that there's no place for it.
00:58:21.000 You're using this thing on the go.
00:58:22.000 There's a lot of arguments there, but when it comes to a tablet, it's almost always at home, always on the couch.
00:58:29.000 I just feel like Maybe, I don't know, maybe this could shift the paradigm and people will look at these things as actual notepads, finally.
00:58:37.000 I don't know.
00:58:38.000 Well, I used the Note 5 for a while, or the 4, 4, 4, 3, whatever the fuck I used.
00:58:43.000 One of them.
00:58:43.000 And I enjoyed the pen.
00:58:45.000 You used it.
00:58:46.000 I liked it for collecting images.
00:58:48.000 I thought it was really cool because I could directly collect an image from a thing and it would save it for me and store it for me.
00:58:54.000 The fact that it was so easy to cut things and paste them and save them as notes.
00:59:00.000 I really like that and I really like that you draw dicks on people's faces.
00:59:03.000 That's also perfect.
00:59:05.000 I was happy with that.
00:59:06.000 I look at my OneNote picture that I have in here, and it's just a dick.
00:59:09.000 That was the other thing that I really liked.
00:59:11.000 It actually synced up with Evernote.
00:59:14.000 So when I would draw my notes out, I would say something, I would write comedy notes out, and then I would sync it with Evernote, and then I would look at it as an actual drawing.
00:59:26.000 As the actual me writing the physical words.
00:59:29.000 I still have it saved up on Evernote, and I like it a lot.
00:59:33.000 But you don't miss not having it though, the pen.
00:59:36.000 You're right, I don't.
00:59:37.000 I don't miss it that much, but it's not as much.
00:59:41.000 I don't miss it as much as I like this phone better than that phone.
00:59:46.000 Yeah, I understand what you mean.
00:59:46.000 I used to have them like that, so I would draw them.
00:59:49.000 That's cool.
00:59:50.000 Yeah, I mean, I would save them.
00:59:52.000 Yeah, I mean, there is something.
00:59:55.000 Yeah, this is on the 5. And you could scroll through them so much easier than you could a notebook.
00:59:58.000 Yes.
00:59:59.000 And then just write it down like that.
01:00:00.000 There are definitely advantages.
01:00:03.000 It's just about getting over this hurdle of usability.
01:00:05.000 It's kind of like smartwatches as well.
01:00:08.000 I don't know if you've tried any of those, like Apple Watch or anything like that.
01:00:11.000 I can't get into it.
01:00:13.000 Can you get into that at all?
01:00:14.000 If I was given one, I would be into it, but I just can't.
01:00:17.000 It's too much money for me.
01:00:18.000 Oh, well, mine's...
01:00:19.000 That's what it is?
01:00:20.000 Mm-hmm.
01:00:20.000 Really?
01:00:21.000 Yeah, for a lot of people.
01:00:22.000 How much are those?
01:00:23.000 For the one I want is about $800, $700, like the middle one.
01:00:27.000 Is there a stupid one that's like $25,000 that's like made of gold or something?
01:00:31.000 It's around $16,000, I believe.
01:00:33.000 What an asshole you would have to be to buy that.
01:00:35.000 The weird thing about that, too, is you're going to sell a super luxury $16,000 watch.
01:00:42.000 Don't you want other people to know that it's a $16,000?
01:00:45.000 Because it looks exactly like every other Apple watch.
01:00:48.000 Yeah.
01:00:49.000 You know what I mean?
01:00:50.000 So what is just a metal that it's made out of?
01:00:52.000 It's just made of gold.
01:00:54.000 But there's a market for that shit.
01:00:57.000 Oh yeah, they sold out in China in the first 24 hours.
01:01:00.000 You know, there was an article recently that I read about Beverly Hills that there's an insane amount, something like, I think they were saying something between 25 and 29% of all real estate in Beverly Hills is being bought up by people from Saudi Arabia and Beverly Hills.
01:01:18.000 In Beverly Hills.
01:01:19.000 Oh, excuse me, Saudi Arabia and China.
01:01:21.000 Oh, okay, yeah.
01:01:22.000 And that, like, literally, that entire area has been purchased by foreign companies or foreign countries.
01:01:30.000 These people that have ungodly amounts of money because of oil money.
01:01:35.000 Yeah.
01:01:35.000 So, like, we went to, I talked about this recently, we went to this steak place in Beverly Hills, and there was a guy, they're importing cars from From Saudi Arabia for the summer.
01:01:44.000 They call it Saudi summer.
01:01:47.000 And they come down here because in the summer there it's 150 fucking degrees.
01:01:50.000 So they come down here and they drive their unregistered cars around Beverly Hills.
01:01:56.000 These million dollar Bugatti Veyrons.
01:01:58.000 So they have these Bugatti Veyrons and all these fucking super million dollar cars with Saudi plates.
01:02:03.000 And I was with my friend who's from Iran and he speaks Persian and Farsi and he can read Arab.
01:02:12.000 And, um, I guess Farsi is what they speak.
01:02:15.000 Whatever.
01:02:15.000 I think so.
01:02:16.000 But he can read Arabic.
01:02:17.000 And he said, it says palace on it.
01:02:19.000 It said palace on the license plate, and it said two, two, two, two, two, two.
01:02:24.000 Like, it was all twos.
01:02:26.000 So it was like the prince, probably, because they couldn't get one, [...
01:02:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah like this guy has his fucking 1.5 million dollar car that's not even registered in America And he's driving around a valet parking it in front of the steak place right I'm like this is a it's a strange co-opting of this area But I like this because it's such it's such a like a name place It's like there's a high value to that Beverly Hills name right so because of that like They said that some ungodly percentage of all homes over $10 million are being purchased by rich people from Saudi
01:03:00.000 Arabia and China.
01:03:01.000 They're just scooping them up.
01:03:03.000 They're not even living in them.
01:03:04.000 I think there's a push to sort of evacuate some of the money from those environments because there's an uneasiness about what happens in the future in those economies.
01:03:16.000 So you get yourself diversified.
01:03:19.000 Yeah.
01:03:20.000 But a weird kind of diversify.
01:03:21.000 You get lucrative.
01:03:22.000 You get lucrative.
01:03:23.000 People were tweeting that to me today.
01:03:26.000 People were tweeting to me that this guy tweeted to me that he works at a restaurant and that all the people that work at that restaurant were yelling out, let's get lucrative.
01:03:36.000 I want to know where the t-shirt is because...
01:03:38.000 We need to make it.
01:03:39.000 Yeah, I think there's a few people that would pick that up.
01:03:41.000 I'll be getting lucrative.
01:03:45.000 But yeah, man, the money that it would cost for that little $25,000 watch is nothing for those kind of people, and that would be the instant thing they would want.
01:03:54.000 They would want that high-end thing.
01:03:56.000 It's funny, you talked about the license plates.
01:03:59.000 I can't remember where I watched this.
01:04:01.000 I don't know if it was a documentary or just a clip about the bidding that goes on in Dubai for the specific specialized license plates.
01:04:08.000 Exactly like you said, the lower the number.
01:04:11.000 So having the car isn't prestigious enough because everybody's got one.
01:04:15.000 That's so fucking weird.
01:04:17.000 They'll have auctions for license plate number one, number two, number three, and it's in the millions of dollars because when you get to the crazy level of status and whatnot, things get bonkers really quick.
01:04:33.000 As far as what you need to do, how absurd things need to be for you to make a statement anymore.
01:04:40.000 In that culture, if that's what you're going for is only the most obvious form of rampant materialism.
01:04:47.000 If that's what you're going for, yeah, that's what you want.
01:04:51.000 You want to get the number one license plate.
01:04:53.000 Look at him.
01:04:54.000 He's got a Bugatti Veyron, but he has a $5 million license plate.
01:04:57.000 There you go.
01:04:58.000 That's so stupid.
01:05:00.000 That's so weird.
01:05:01.000 Is it?
01:05:02.000 If you have that much money, is it though?
01:05:05.000 That's the thing.
01:05:05.000 Yeah, it is.
01:05:06.000 You have more money than you could ever spend.
01:05:08.000 Right, but why would you want that license plate?
01:05:10.000 Why do you give a fuck?
01:05:10.000 That's a good point.
01:05:11.000 If you have that much money and you're still trying that hard, what kind of an environment are you competing in?
01:05:16.000 What kind of vampires are you trying to conjure up to bring into your life?
01:05:19.000 That's a good point.
01:05:20.000 Who are you trying to impress?
01:05:22.000 You already have a fucking giant yacht.
01:05:24.000 You have a giant fucking house.
01:05:25.000 You have a $1.7 million car.
01:05:27.000 Does anybody look at your license plate and go, look at you with a regular fucking license plate.
01:05:31.000 You can't even afford license plate.
01:05:34.000 Yeah, you're not in the club.
01:05:35.000 You're not allowed in.
01:05:37.000 I think it's more a thing of like, in order to maintain your competitiveness, you have to keep on approaching these things that shouldn't be attainable.
01:05:47.000 Anybody working in anything.
01:05:49.000 I think that you have to put these challenges in front of yourself.
01:05:53.000 Like, I gotta get the extra million for the right license plate.
01:05:56.000 That's just a weirdo version of that, isn't it?
01:06:01.000 It's all weirdo versions because labels are critical.
01:06:05.000 People want labels.
01:06:09.000 Someone was making fun of me because I have a Lexus.
01:06:12.000 Really?
01:06:13.000 They're like, what are you driving a Lexus for?
01:06:14.000 Why don't you have a Mercedes or a BMW or something like that?
01:06:16.000 I'm like, this is a great car!
01:06:18.000 What's wrong with you?
01:06:20.000 Nobody's impressed by a Lexus.
01:06:22.000 That's a Toyota.
01:06:24.000 You're pulling up in a Japanese car.
01:06:26.000 I guess.
01:06:27.000 So what?
01:06:29.000 What is wrong with people that that becomes a giant issue?
01:06:32.000 I don't know.
01:06:34.000 Branding?
01:06:35.000 Branding?
01:06:35.000 Branding is strange, man.
01:06:37.000 It is.
01:06:37.000 Because I was in one of those...
01:06:40.000 What are they called?
01:06:41.000 Whatever the fucking high-end Hyundai is now.
01:06:44.000 Oh, Genesis?
01:06:45.000 Yeah.
01:06:46.000 I was in one of those and I was like, this is a fucking great car.
01:06:50.000 It feels like a Mercedes in here.
01:06:52.000 But I wouldn't drive it because it's a Hyundai.
01:06:54.000 I was thinking that.
01:06:55.000 I was thinking like, would I drive?
01:06:57.000 I mean, I probably would, but...
01:07:00.000 It's...
01:07:01.000 Hyundai is like a very...
01:07:02.000 It's hard to get excited about that.
01:07:05.000 Whereas at least Lexus is like higher end than that.
01:07:08.000 Yeah.
01:07:08.000 You know what I mean?
01:07:09.000 So I'm guilty of the thing I'm mocking, really.
01:07:12.000 I think everybody is.
01:07:13.000 I think we...
01:07:14.000 I think it's a way...
01:07:15.000 I've said this before.
01:07:16.000 I think that a person who has a certain, you know, certain access to a particular way of life, that the shortcut...
01:07:29.000 Right.
01:07:33.000 Right.
01:07:37.000 Right.
01:07:47.000 I heard this stat recently.
01:07:48.000 It's about 52 days from when they get the idea that they need a new car to the point at which they make the purchase.
01:07:55.000 Researching it.
01:07:55.000 There's various stages throughout.
01:07:57.000 It's actually getting shorter, though, which is kind of strange.
01:07:59.000 I think the internet's getting better, to be honest with you.
01:08:02.000 Yeah, well, YouTube videos on.
01:08:04.000 On reviews of cars are awesome now.
01:08:06.000 They're so critical.
01:08:08.000 Yeah, and so I think that's really expediting the process.
01:08:11.000 But anyway, yeah, I think that generally speaking, those who have an abundance of wealth don't have as much time.
01:08:19.000 Usually.
01:08:20.000 That's usually the way it works.
01:08:21.000 So you kind of try to bypass that whole process by buying the best thing.
01:08:25.000 And that's where brands come in.
01:08:27.000 Brands almost help you in a way of you...
01:08:30.000 Sort of through their prestige and their established symbol that I know if I get that, I'm good.
01:08:35.000 And I don't need to ask anybody about that.
01:08:37.000 I don't need to pull my friends or whatever.
01:08:40.000 It's like a hack.
01:08:41.000 It's the quickest way towards that.
01:08:43.000 It's like a fancy liquor or the right cigar.
01:08:48.000 You know what I mean?
01:08:50.000 You can find an example of that in almost every product category.
01:08:53.000 It's the same reason why Samsung is Samsung now.
01:08:57.000 It took so much time and so much money for that to be an acceptable brand.
01:09:02.000 Yeah, don't they make weapons too?
01:09:03.000 Probably.
01:09:04.000 I'm pretty sure they make weapons, don't they?
01:09:06.000 I think in Korea they make everything, but...
01:09:08.000 I'm pretty sure Samsung makes missiles or some shit.
01:09:11.000 Let's see.
01:09:11.000 Samsung makes weapons.
01:09:12.000 Let's see.
01:09:14.000 You know, you're probably right.
01:09:16.000 I know they make all kinds of things in Korea that never make it here.
01:09:21.000 Samsung also makes weapons.
01:09:23.000 Check out all they do.
01:09:24.000 Jesus Christ, they make fucking tanks.
01:09:27.000 Yeah, vehicles.
01:09:34.000 Surveillance, aeronautics.
01:09:36.000 This is fascinating.
01:09:39.000 Optoelectronics.
01:09:40.000 I don't know what that is.
01:09:41.000 Automations and weapons technology company.
01:09:43.000 It's a subsidiary of Samsung Group.
01:09:46.000 Huh.
01:09:46.000 Yeah, they make fucking weapons.
01:09:48.000 They even make jet engines.
01:09:50.000 They make tanks, ARVs, and even jet engines.
01:09:55.000 Yeah, I mean, those big technology companies.
01:09:57.000 Gotta diversify your portfolio.
01:09:59.000 Oh yeah.
01:10:00.000 Get lucrative.
01:10:01.000 Gotta get lucrative.
01:10:02.000 That's the best way to get lucrative.
01:10:03.000 Make weapons.
01:10:04.000 People are always looking to blow shit up.
01:10:06.000 There's always someone in some part of the world that's like, if I just had something that could blow these motherfuckers up over there.
01:10:11.000 That'd be all good.
01:10:12.000 That was the real game changer when it came to war, right?
01:10:15.000 Once they could start blowing shit up and they weren't anywhere near it.
01:10:18.000 Yeah.
01:10:21.000 Yeah.
01:10:30.000 Yeah.
01:10:32.000 Yeah.
01:10:32.000 Yeah.
01:10:36.000 Yeah, well, that's why I wanted to bring that up.
01:10:37.000 Like, the drones, like, now they're having drones.
01:10:40.000 Did you see that one guy that stitched together all those drones with some sort of software attached to a chair?
01:10:45.000 Yes, I saw that.
01:10:47.000 Like, that guy's kind of bypassing all the aeronautics rules, because there's rules.
01:10:52.000 Like, if you want to get a helicopter, you have to get a helicopter license.
01:10:56.000 You have to tell people where you're flying.
01:10:59.000 Yeah, we're in a strange point right now where technology is progressing at this insane speed and the legal system takes way longer than that.
01:11:10.000 There's not enough time to go through all the steps necessary on that side of it to catch up with the technology as it's happening.
01:11:18.000 Drones, what was that story the other day where there were all those drones up in the air and they couldn't, so the helicopters couldn't get to a scene where someone needed to be airlifted?
01:11:26.000 I think that was here, right?
01:11:27.000 Yeah, people were using video drones to take videos of something that was going on.
01:11:32.000 What was that, an accident or something like that?
01:11:34.000 I think it was an accident, and a helicopter needed to get in there to pull the person out.
01:11:38.000 And they couldn't because of the drones.
01:11:39.000 And they couldn't because of the drones.
01:11:40.000 Yeah, well, they're going to have to have drone blockers the way movie theaters should have cell phone blockers.
01:11:45.000 You know, like people are on their fucking phones in movie theaters all the time.
01:11:48.000 Yeah.
01:11:49.000 One of the most annoying things ever.
01:11:50.000 Well, you're going to have those blockers.
01:11:53.000 I don't know how you do it.
01:11:53.000 I don't know either.
01:11:54.000 Yeah, I mean, because it's a radio frequency, right?
01:11:57.000 Yeah.
01:11:58.000 It's RF from your...
01:12:00.000 There's going to be seek and destroy type drones that you just throw in the air and just go after these drones and somehow knock them out of commission.
01:12:06.000 Yeah, but you can't have, like, aerial warfare over the freeway.
01:12:10.000 Yeah, they're dropping little kids' heads.
01:12:12.000 First time a baby gets killed by a falling drone that was taken out by a company.
01:12:16.000 Oh, yeah.
01:12:16.000 I was on the beach the other day, just hanging out, and it was a pretty empty beach in Santa Barbara, and I just, like, heard this, like...
01:12:23.000 And I was like, what is that noise?
01:12:25.000 I look up, and there's just a drone sitting there right above me, like, I don't know, super high up.
01:12:30.000 You could almost barely see it.
01:12:31.000 And then it just flew away, and I looked around.
01:12:34.000 I didn't see anybody controlling it.
01:12:35.000 How far can they go now?
01:12:37.000 Like a mile, right?
01:12:38.000 Oh, God.
01:12:39.000 I mean, I think it probably depends on...
01:12:42.000 Like military ones?
01:12:43.000 Or like a personal one?
01:12:44.000 A personal one.
01:12:45.000 Yeah, no, a personal one I think is still relatively line of sight.
01:12:48.000 I think the minute you can't make it out, it's probably out of range.
01:12:52.000 It just falls out of the sky?
01:12:53.000 Or does it come back?
01:12:54.000 But that's the craziest part.
01:12:55.000 The drone people are going to get really upset with us right now, by the way.
01:12:58.000 Because we don't know what the fuck we're talking about.
01:13:00.000 Not just that, but it's a very sensitive subject matter because these enthusiasts are super into it, like a lot of people.
01:13:07.000 And guys like us come and we talk about only the shitty part of it, like them falling out of the sky and killing people.
01:13:12.000 And they think that's going to influence government.
01:13:16.000 Right.
01:13:33.000 And if you get any of the terminology wrong or you talk about them being dangerous in any way or anything like that, you're going to have an entire script in your comment section about that.
01:13:44.000 You're fucking it up for us.
01:13:47.000 You're influencing the public opinion.
01:13:49.000 You should know what you're talking about.
01:13:51.000 You've got a point, though, right?
01:13:52.000 You know?
01:13:52.000 They do.
01:13:53.000 They do have a point, but so does the public at large in seeing a flying thing above their head and wondering if the connection between the thing controlling it and it itself is stable enough to keep it up there.
01:14:06.000 Well, not only that, how about just the privacy intrusion?
01:14:08.000 If you're some person who's sunbathing, some woman Oh, right.
01:14:11.000 Maybe you have a fence.
01:14:12.000 You like to sunbathe naked because you're in a private, you know, you're in a backyard and no one can see in.
01:14:18.000 And you want to take your top off and get your tits tanned and you can't do that anymore.
01:14:22.000 Who doesn't?
01:14:22.000 Because someone's...
01:14:23.000 4K video of your tits now on the internet.
01:14:26.000 And zoom in on it.
01:14:27.000 Yeah.
01:14:27.000 And then also, the Oculus Rift effect, because when I was on that sci-fi show, we did some things where we took drones and we strapped cameras to these drones, and we flew over the top of these trees in the Pacific Northwest.
01:14:41.000 It was like the Looking for Bigfoot episode.
01:14:44.000 We're flying around looking for Bigfoot with a fucking drone.
01:14:48.000 More of a goof than anything.
01:14:50.000 But the goggles were fucking crazy.
01:14:53.000 Oh, okay.
01:14:53.000 So you were seeing its vision through VR, yeah.
01:14:55.000 So I'm watching, I'm literally seeing, it feels like I'm flying.
01:14:59.000 I'm flying, yeah, yeah.
01:14:59.000 Because my field of vision is just like the VR field of vision.
01:15:02.000 And you're, you know, connected to the camera that's attached to this drone.
01:15:06.000 Yeah.
01:15:07.000 That's awesome.
01:15:07.000 Yeah, I mean, it's going to get real, real strange.
01:15:11.000 And again, like you said, the regulations have not caught up to the technology.
01:15:15.000 At all.
01:15:15.000 The technology is going to move way faster than these dummies that are making the regulations in the first place.
01:15:21.000 They don't really know what's going on.
01:15:22.000 No.
01:15:23.000 And how do you...
01:15:24.000 Again, how do you get a person to be interested in getting into government to write these regulations who's actually familiar with the thing?
01:15:32.000 Like, why in God's name would they want to do this at that point?
01:15:35.000 They have to get elected.
01:15:36.000 I mean, it's a whole process of getting intelligent people into the spot they should be in.
01:15:42.000 It's too slow, too convoluted, and the world is changing too quickly.
01:15:46.000 So the people who make the laws have to rely on experts.
01:15:49.000 They have to hire people.
01:15:50.000 Except, who are those experts?
01:15:52.000 Who are those experts?
01:15:52.000 What are their agendas?
01:15:54.000 What's their credentials?
01:15:55.000 Essentially, these young kids that haven't even graduated from high school yet, that know as much or more than anyone these people are going to hire in the first place.
01:16:03.000 Exactly.
01:16:04.000 Like these comments that you're getting, these detailed comments critiquing you.
01:16:07.000 They might be from like that 14-year-old kid in fucking Dallas that got arrested today because his teacher thought he was making a bomb because he made a homemade clock.
01:16:16.000 Yeah.
01:16:17.000 But he happened to be making and inventing things while brown.
01:16:21.000 And that's very dangerous.
01:16:23.000 Especially with an Arab last name.
01:16:25.000 Especially in Texas.
01:16:26.000 His name is like Ahmed Mohammed.
01:16:28.000 Yeah.
01:16:29.000 Almost as bad as Barack Obama.
01:16:30.000 Yeah.
01:16:31.000 Barack Hussein Obama.
01:16:32.000 I mean, it's like fucking...
01:16:33.000 For people looking for something bad, like, oh, you know his fucking middle name?
01:16:38.000 Yeah.
01:16:38.000 It's Hussein!
01:16:41.000 That's a shitty story.
01:16:43.000 It's a terrible story.
01:16:44.000 The kid got arrested with a fucking NASA shirt on.
01:16:47.000 Dude, that's where my head went at the exact same time.
01:16:50.000 When I saw the photo, I was like, he's wearing a...
01:16:53.000 I don't know why that stood out to me and made me especially sad.
01:16:57.000 The NASA shirt.
01:16:58.000 The kid's a genius.
01:16:59.000 He's a little genius.
01:17:00.000 He makes his own radios.
01:17:02.000 It sort of implied a passion for the thing that he got arrested for.
01:17:08.000 Yeah, well, it's pure racism.
01:17:10.000 It's racism in its purest form.
01:17:12.000 And, you know, it's just amazing that someone wasn't skilled enough to talk to this kid, socially skilled enough to go, um, what do you got there?
01:17:20.000 What's going on, man?
01:17:21.000 And so he could have probably gone, well, I make my own computers, and I make my own this, and what I've done here is I've strung together all these electronics and built a clock, and I've figured out how to do that.
01:17:31.000 I mean, you can easily talk to someone if you're skilled.
01:17:35.000 Oh yeah, of course.
01:17:36.000 And someone who's a smooth talker.
01:17:38.000 Yes.
01:17:38.000 And then the kid wouldn't feel bad at all, and he could probably explain how he did it and what he likes to do.
01:17:43.000 And you'd be like, well, you are an amazing student.
01:17:46.000 And congratulations.
01:17:47.000 Would you mind showing that to the class?
01:17:48.000 And then you've got a positive out of this.
01:17:51.000 Instead of like, oh, look at him.
01:17:52.000 He's a little brown kid, and he's making a fucking bomb.
01:17:55.000 He's trying to kill everybody.
01:17:56.000 He's 14!
01:17:58.000 How about you go look through the database?
01:18:00.000 Is there any 14-year-old suicide bombers?
01:18:02.000 Is there any that we've ever had in Dallas?
01:18:04.000 Oh, not here.
01:18:05.000 I mean, in the Middle East.
01:18:06.000 Yeah, in the Middle East.
01:18:08.000 The martyrs.
01:18:09.000 There was a horrible fucking documentary that I watched where they had this school, and they had all these kids on the wall of the school that were strapped up with these explosion vests, and it said, today's children are tomorrow's holy martyrs.
01:18:22.000 Oh, right, right.
01:18:23.000 Yeah, that's some shocking shit.
01:18:25.000 Yeah, it is some shocking shit.
01:18:27.000 But no, I mean, it's probably the best thing that happened to this kid, though.
01:18:31.000 Did you see the president's tweet to him?
01:18:32.000 No, what did the president say?
01:18:33.000 The president says, Cool clock, Ahmed.
01:18:35.000 Want to bring that to the White House?
01:18:36.000 We should inspire more kids like you to do science.
01:18:38.000 It's what makes America great.
01:18:39.000 We should find out who the fuck people are that arrested him.
01:18:43.000 I don't know if that's healthy.
01:18:44.000 That's healthy for them.
01:18:45.000 They need to know what it feels like to have the whole world say, hey, man, you're on a global platform now.
01:18:52.000 You're not just in Texas.
01:18:53.000 Like, you've been doing some racist Texas shit.
01:18:56.000 But don't you feel like sometimes the wild goose chase breeds like a weird kind of internet violent mentality?
01:19:04.000 Yes.
01:19:04.000 Or at least a mob mentality.
01:19:05.000 Yeah.
01:19:05.000 Like, everyone, let's get...
01:19:08.000 Like, the threats that the lion killer was getting.
01:19:11.000 Yes.
01:19:11.000 You know, like...
01:19:12.000 What I'm going to do to your children.
01:19:15.000 How do we escalate there?
01:19:19.000 And it's because when you're in this chamber of all this noise, people sort of elevate their level of what they're willing to do to counteract this thing that they disagree with.
01:19:31.000 Yeah.
01:19:32.000 Well, there's also, there's a lot of people that are super upset with their life.
01:19:36.000 Their life is not good.
01:19:37.000 Right.
01:19:38.000 And they're looking for anything to be mad at and point their anger towards.
01:19:42.000 And anything that's justified, like obviously the Lion Killer, that's a nice big green light.
01:19:47.000 Right.
01:19:47.000 You know, this guy shot a fucking lion.
01:19:49.000 It took 40 hours for the thing to die, and then they had to go and kill it on some private or some public property that you're not even allowed to hunt there.
01:19:58.000 He had a collar on.
01:19:59.000 They cut the collar off.
01:20:00.000 The guy was a poacher.
01:20:01.000 He has a history of poaching.
01:20:04.000 He poached a bear.
01:20:05.000 He lied about where he shot it.
01:20:07.000 He shot it for like 40 miles away from where he said he did.
01:20:09.000 There was all sorts of shit about that guy that was like easy to target on.
01:20:13.000 So then the fucking hate is free.
01:20:16.000 Oh, you got a green light.
01:20:17.000 You just close your eyes and hit the gas.
01:20:19.000 Jared.
01:20:21.000 Jared from Subway.
01:20:22.000 That's another one.
01:20:23.000 But you know what?
01:20:23.000 I mean, that's not just legit.
01:20:26.000 I mean, how much hate is there towards that guy?
01:20:29.000 I didn't see the kind of death threats towards Jared from Subway that I saw towards the Lion Killer guy.
01:20:34.000 I've never seen anything like that.
01:20:35.000 The Lion Killer thing was, to me, evidence of a complete breakdown in social media.
01:20:41.000 Have you guys ever seen Black Mirror?
01:20:45.000 The TV show from the UK? Yeah.
01:20:46.000 I've only seen one episode, the one with the pig.
01:20:48.000 The first one.
01:20:50.000 Yeah, that's all I saw.
01:20:50.000 Yeah, well, that's the kind of example I'm talking about, is it seems like...
01:20:55.000 But when the signal-to-noise ratio gets fucked up enough, we sort of lose our faculties.
01:21:00.000 Like, your whole feed.
01:21:02.000 How the fuck is my...
01:21:03.000 I didn't sign up for a day's worth of lion tweets.
01:21:06.000 Right.
01:21:06.000 But you also have to deal with the numbers of humans that are able to communicate freely.
01:21:12.000 That's the signal-to-noise ratio, like you talked about earlier.
01:21:16.000 The real kicker is...
01:21:18.000 It used to be, to be able to get on television, you had to be Walter Cronkite.
01:21:23.000 And here's the news.
01:21:24.000 You had to be an established person who had a degree in journalism or a history as a journalist.
01:21:30.000 Now you just have to get on an application that anyone can download in two seconds on your phone, and you just start talking shit.
01:21:37.000 You know, I'm going to come to your house, I'm going to throw your kids in a wood chipper, like all that shit they were saying to that guy, Corey Knowlton, that shot the Rhino in that Radiolab episode that we were talking about.
01:21:45.000 I mean, they said some horrible, horrible shit to him, and it's because they felt like they could.
01:21:50.000 And those are the same people.
01:21:52.000 They're angry already.
01:21:53.000 Like, they're already angry.
01:21:55.000 This is just a nice target for that anger.
01:21:57.000 And it's not balanced, and it doesn't make sense, and it's not rational, the focus of this anger.
01:22:04.000 But it doesn't have to be, because you don't get to pick who you're getting that data from.
01:22:09.000 Like, okay, here's a perfect example.
01:22:11.000 It was us in this room, and, you know, someone had done something fucked up, like the lion killer guy.
01:22:16.000 We could have, like, a detailed discussion on how we felt about it, and what are the actual facts about the case, and did you know that 28 different lions wearing collars have been killed?
01:22:29.000 Like, it's very common that they kill ones with a collar, because once they go outside of the protected area, you're allowed to kill them, and lions cover a gigantic area where they hunt.
01:22:38.000 So we would have these kind of nuanced discussions because you're in a room with four rational people.
01:22:43.000 But think about all the fucking idiots that you've met in your life.
01:22:47.000 Think about the millions of people.
01:22:48.000 If you have 350 million people in this country, at least one out of 100 is a fucking idiot.
01:22:55.000 So that means you got three million five hundred thousand fucking idiots to just smashing their sloppy cheese doodle covered fingers on keyboards and fucking spitting on their screen and taking time to jack off in between tweets and they smell like shit.
01:23:13.000 They're farting and wafting the fart up into their nose.
01:23:16.000 They're horrible monsters and there's millions of them.
01:23:20.000 There's millions of them and they will spend their whole day Tweeting, Facebooking, anytime something horrible goes wrong, now they have a green light.
01:23:29.000 I think, though, that it almost feels like even the intellectual web contributes by enabling those fuck-ups you're talking about.
01:23:38.000 In a way, yeah.
01:23:39.000 Yeah, by providing the steam necessary, by giving them that fragment to work with, to go with.
01:23:47.000 Well, just giving them a pathway to communicate with everybody.
01:23:50.000 Exactly.
01:23:50.000 So an example of this would be like a media headline, a juicy headline to get a person to click it, even though, as you mentioned before, it would completely lack the nuance of a proper discussion or debate.
01:24:03.000 But you pander to the lowest common denominator.
01:24:07.000 You want as many clicks as possible, and you're not necessarily concerned with the outcome of that.
01:24:14.000 So it's like if we know that those big, huge news sources that are supposed to, or once upon a time, were nuanced or meant to sort of break down the story for you,
01:24:30.000 to help you understand the story...
01:24:33.000 No, it's all bites now.
01:24:34.000 It's all little fast-moving bites, hot takes, and so on, that formulate your opinion.
01:24:41.000 So, in some ways, yes, those people should be held responsible for the things they say online, but it's not like the intellectual web or the news-producing web is doing the greatest job in advertising the proper content,
01:24:58.000 the nuanced long-form take.
01:25:01.000 It's much easier to just slam out some knee-jerk type of article and get it out faster, be first, as opposed to maybe you're a day later, but you've had time to gather more information.
01:25:13.000 The other problem is a lot of those traditional media outlets have proven to be ineffective when it comes to controversial issues, like the Charlie Hebdo issue.
01:25:24.000 Like when Charlie Hebdo happened and all those guys were killed, all those cartoonists were killed by those Muslim extremists that came in and were mad, they were making these cartoons of Muhammad.
01:25:34.000 Nobody printed those fucking cartoons.
01:25:36.000 Nope.
01:25:36.000 The LA Times didn't do it, the New York Times didn't do it, Time Magazine They didn't do it.
01:25:40.000 Everybody backed off on tweeting those or taking photos and putting them online or putting them in their articles.
01:25:45.000 They didn't want to do it.
01:25:47.000 So it was up to the internet.
01:25:48.000 So then it becomes a matter of when something is real and something's out there, like that guy who uploaded the video of him killing the reporters.
01:25:56.000 He killed the reporters when they were on TV and uploaded the video of him doing it.
01:26:00.000 Oh, right.
01:26:01.000 Yeah.
01:26:02.000 There comes a real weird line.
01:26:05.000 And then, you know, part of that discussion, too, was like, Yeah, right.
01:26:33.000 You know that what you're doing is you're about to introduce millions and millions of people to something they'd probably rather not watch.
01:26:39.000 Well, that was a big deal with ISIS, too, because ISIS has had, some of the people in ISIS or ISIL, whatever you want to call it, they have had many, many, many accounts banned.
01:26:49.000 Right.
01:26:50.000 Because they'll make these accounts, create these accounts, and start uploading photos of people being beheaded, uploading videos of people being beheaded.
01:26:58.000 Yeah.
01:26:58.000 And they put these on Instagram or Twitter or wherever the hell they are.
01:27:02.000 And it's up to these outlets, these platforms, to find these things and to take them down.
01:27:08.000 But I went to a fucking ISIS Twitter page that somebody had sent me to, and I was like, holy shit!
01:27:14.000 Bad idea.
01:27:15.000 People don't even know about it.
01:27:16.000 They haven't even taken this down yet.
01:27:17.000 It was just beheadings.
01:27:19.000 And then there was YouTube videos that were linked to that they hadn't found those yet either.
01:27:23.000 The YouTube videos were shooting people on the ground and cutting their heads off and holding their heads.
01:27:27.000 I mean, the full deal on YouTube.
01:27:29.000 Yeah.
01:27:30.000 Well, here's my thing is I think that battle is kind of impossible to completely control the speed at which people can put stuff up.
01:27:37.000 Yeah.
01:27:38.000 But the autoplay thing, like, have the choice to click the button, at least, at a minimum.
01:27:43.000 Yeah, I talked about that a couple weeks ago.
01:27:45.000 Somebody posted, or I was just, like, looking at puppies and stuff, and then out of nowhere was a woman in a car accident with her face missing, and she was picking at her face.
01:27:52.000 And it was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen, and I think about it all the time.
01:27:58.000 I should have never seen that and now I can't stop thinking about it.
01:28:00.000 And you didn't have the option.
01:28:01.000 And I didn't have the option.
01:28:02.000 How many times have you clicked on a video and said, fuck, I wish I didn't click on that.
01:28:07.000 And then you learn.
01:28:09.000 I've sent you stuff and you sent me stuff.
01:28:10.000 I'm like, I don't even want to watch that.
01:28:11.000 You just decide.
01:28:13.000 My life is more important.
01:28:15.000 Now imagine if every time those exchanges took place, it autoplayed.
01:28:18.000 Came up on your phone immediately.
01:28:20.000 Wow.
01:28:20.000 Why would they do that at Facebook?
01:28:22.000 Why would they autoplay that?
01:28:23.000 There's a great fucking reason is to beef up their viewership figures.
01:28:27.000 That's stupid.
01:28:28.000 Yeah, because then they can go to advertisers and say, look how many views it got.
01:28:31.000 Oh, that's gross.
01:28:33.000 Oh, it's the most gross thing ever.
01:28:35.000 And people, the reason YouTubers, a lot of YouTubers are especially upset with it is a lot of people are freebooting our content.
01:28:42.000 Not mine specifically, but a lot of other ones, specifically in the comedy genre.
01:28:46.000 Because you can take this clip off YouTube, upload it natively to Facebook, have it autoplay, build this huge profile for yourself based off of someone else's content that they've made, and there's no way for you to go and track it down, and Facebook isn't being vigilant.
01:29:04.000 Vigilant about going and finding that stuff.
01:29:06.000 In some cases, YouTubers I know have missed out on millions, tens of millions of views that happened elsewhere and were associated with some other account on Facebook.
01:29:18.000 And there was another account they might not have even known about.
01:29:22.000 No, they didn't.
01:29:22.000 They wouldn't know about it until somebody saw it that was also a fan of theirs that would then tweet it to them or whatever and say, there's this completely fake profile of yours on Facebook uploading all your stuff and pretending to be you.
01:29:37.000 Well, usually the way it'll work is that they'll build up a large profile.
01:29:41.000 So you take really funny 15-second videos.
01:29:44.000 Got you.
01:29:44.000 There you go.
01:29:45.000 So you get a shit ton of followers.
01:29:47.000 And then every so often, after you've got this shit ton of followers, you insert some branded thing that you're attempting to do.
01:29:54.000 So you're utilizing someone else's profile to build your very own.
01:29:58.000 You're not necessarily making immediate money from it.
01:30:01.000 But you're opening up the possibility to do so after the fact.
01:30:05.000 Like he said with Fat Jew, if you've got 5, 6, 10 million followers on someone else's back, at that point it doesn't matter.
01:30:12.000 You can shut off the old way of doing business, then start doing your original stuff at that point once you've already got an audience, right?
01:30:19.000 Right.
01:30:20.000 Well, what Fat Ju did is he took advantage of this new way of doing comedy.
01:30:26.000 Yes.
01:30:27.000 Where you could just take a photo and put some text to it.
01:30:30.000 And it's one of my favorite ways of comedy.
01:30:32.000 That thing that I sent you the other day...
01:30:35.000 The one of Caitlyn Jenner...
01:30:38.000 Caitlyn, is that the right one?
01:30:40.000 That's the name, yeah.
01:30:41.000 Caitlyn Jenner in a Porsche.
01:30:43.000 And it says, 2011 Porsche with a rebuilt tranny.
01:30:48.000 Cool.
01:30:48.000 And I fucking...
01:30:50.000 I laughed so hard when somebody sent that to me.
01:30:52.000 That is genius.
01:30:53.000 I sent it to everybody I know.
01:30:55.000 And I was just howling.
01:30:56.000 But you probably have no idea who created it.
01:30:58.000 Exactly.
01:30:58.000 I felt bad in that way that I don't know.
01:31:00.000 And that's why I didn't post it on social media.
01:31:02.000 But I did retweet it, I think.
01:31:05.000 See, I mean, it's super cloudy.
01:31:08.000 It is cloudy, but what was not cloudy about the Fat Juice situation was that he was purposely not attributing it to the people that created it, and even sometimes, like there's some of the other ones, that girl that was changing words Changing, like,
01:31:23.000 someone had originally tweeted something about a cat, and she would change it to a dog, but the exact same joke.
01:31:30.000 Oh, wow.
01:31:30.000 Exact same joke, you know, and change.
01:31:33.000 And that was the other thing Fat Jew was doing, is changing the text of the image, but writing the same thing.
01:31:38.000 So it was deliberate.
01:31:40.000 He's still doing it, too.
01:31:41.000 Is he really?
01:31:41.000 Yeah, there was a nice article written the other day how he's still doing it, and he also has all these fake accounts that he's giving the credit to, but it's like a locked account with one post.
01:31:52.000 Yeah, there's some fuckery afoot.
01:31:56.000 Honestly, and even though those things are so enjoyable, I intentionally avoid those pages on Instagram just because of that reason.
01:32:04.000 Really?
01:32:04.000 Yeah, I mean, I might get a laugh out of it, but it's not...
01:32:10.000 Somebody created, like, I'm not buying anything from Fat Jew, you know?
01:32:14.000 The problem is...
01:32:15.000 Yeah, I know, but see, the thing is that your behavior influences what gets rebroadcast, especially on Instagram.
01:32:21.000 Because if it's, like, previous photos you've liked, and then in other people's Discover page, I'm sure you have a lot of followers, now they're seeing that thing surface.
01:32:29.000 So it's hard to actually do shit on Instagram without helping the shit that you're looking at.
01:32:34.000 And advertisers don't give a fuck.
01:32:36.000 They'll give him a shitload of money just because of all the stolen work.
01:32:39.000 Yeah, but hold on a second.
01:32:39.000 So if you like something, then, but I don't like anything.
01:32:42.000 Sometimes it's liked.
01:32:43.000 If you go on the Discover page, and it'll be based on stuff you've liked, based on people you follow.
01:32:49.000 I'm putting a picture of you up there right now.
01:32:51.000 Based on people you follow, and I think there's one other one, based on other photos you've liked, something like that.
01:32:57.000 It's algorithmically trying to make suggestions for photos that you might actually like.
01:33:02.000 That's why it's the Discover page.
01:33:04.000 Oh, okay.
01:33:05.000 So, if, yeah, if you don't hit the heart, I don't know if there's a way...
01:33:08.000 I don't hit that heart.
01:33:10.000 You never hit the heart?
01:33:11.000 I don't fuck with the heart.
01:33:11.000 Not even by mistake?
01:33:12.000 Nope.
01:33:12.000 You've never hit the heart on Instagram?
01:33:14.000 If I hit it and I see it, I unhit it.
01:33:16.000 Ha ha ha ha!
01:33:18.000 Too late.
01:33:19.000 They got the data.
01:33:21.000 I'll comment on friend stuff, but I don't really like things.
01:33:24.000 What's this about?
01:33:25.000 Should I? Well, I just feel like, you know, you can reciprocate a little something every so often.
01:33:30.000 If I saw Joe Rogan heart, I might get a smile for a minute, you know?
01:33:35.000 Oh, I didn't know.
01:33:36.000 Okay, I'll start hearting your stuff.
01:33:37.000 Yeah, thank you very much.
01:33:39.000 All right?
01:33:40.000 Apparently you haven't been noticing my hearts.
01:33:42.000 Well, that's the thing too, right?
01:33:44.000 If you put something up and it gets hearted, you notice how many likes you have.
01:33:49.000 But what you don't know is how many views something's got.
01:33:53.000 On Instagram.
01:33:53.000 Yeah.
01:33:54.000 On Twitter, the analytics are pretty cool.
01:33:56.000 Yeah, they're pretty interesting.
01:33:57.000 You can see everything.
01:33:58.000 Yeah, I just got one.
01:33:59.000 Like, the Nick Diaz one that I put.
01:34:02.000 407,942 views.
01:34:05.000 Look at you.
01:34:06.000 That's awesome.
01:34:07.000 Everybody's looking for you to make, you know, to say something about that.
01:34:10.000 The Nick Diaz thing, yeah.
01:34:11.000 You think that'd be turned around?
01:34:13.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:34:14.000 Those people weren't even willing to take into consideration the fact that he passed two tests.
01:34:18.000 He passed two tests, two WADA tests, World Anti-Doping Association tests, and failed one from some fucking local lab.
01:34:27.000 And the local lab's numbers were off the chart.
01:34:30.000 So two out of three tests he passed.
01:34:32.000 They weren't even willing to take into consideration those other tests because they didn't perform them.
01:34:37.000 Not only that, they're performing urine tests, which are significantly less accurate than blood tests.
01:34:43.000 So they fucked him.
01:34:44.000 They fucked him raw and they fucked him out of $165,000 in five years of his career.
01:34:49.000 Why five years and then Jon Jones only got one year for cocaine?
01:34:52.000 He didn't get one year for cocaine.
01:34:53.000 Anderson Silva got one year for steroids.
01:34:57.000 Jon Jones has not applied for a license to fight and his court case has not been settled.
01:35:02.000 He's not been found guilty.
01:35:03.000 So they don't know.
01:35:04.000 And his cocaine use was what's called out of competition cocaine use.
01:35:09.000 Like when John Jones got caught for cocaine, he got caught for cocaine when he was not, it wasn't going to be affecting him while he was fighting.
01:35:17.000 The idea with these tests with marijuana is that if you can catch someone who was taking marijuana while they were competing, then it could be a factor.
01:35:27.000 Because it may affect their performance?
01:35:30.000 Yes, it may affect their performance.
01:35:31.000 But here's the deal.
01:35:32.000 There's no scientific evidence whatsoever that marijuana is a significant effector of performance to the point where it should be banned.
01:35:41.000 Caffeine significantly affects performance, and it's legal.
01:35:44.000 I believe you can have up to 200 milligrams of caffeine and compete under Olympic rules.
01:35:50.000 Chael Sonneny actually told me that he takes it in pill form.
01:35:54.000 Because he doesn't want to fuck up and get an extra strong cup of coffee and break the grid or break the test.
01:36:00.000 But if you, like, go to Starbucks, like, you know, we've tried to figure it out before, like, how much caffeine is in one of those things that Brian drinks?
01:36:07.000 Because he drinks those 30-ounce fucking...
01:36:10.000 The jug.
01:36:11.000 ...star of death.
01:36:12.000 You know, but you don't really know exactly.
01:36:16.000 So you have to take, like, a pill in order to really modulate it perfectly if you're an athlete.
01:36:21.000 Wow.
01:36:21.000 Because there's a significant effect.
01:36:24.000 Caffeine can give you more endurance.
01:36:25.000 It can help you.
01:36:26.000 Oh, 100%.
01:36:26.000 I'll take caffeine before I play hockey every time.
01:36:29.000 Yeah, and it's legal.
01:36:30.000 It's totally legal.
01:36:31.000 So, I mean, the arguable effect that marijuana does give you, it might give you some dilation of your lungs, it might give you a slight advantage in your cardio because of that, or a focus advantage, which is like, For some people,
01:36:48.000 it could help.
01:36:48.000 Like a guy like Nick Diaz, it might help him be more comfortable because he likes being high all the time anyway.
01:36:53.000 Right.
01:36:53.000 So if you let him fight high.
01:36:54.000 Yeah.
01:36:55.000 But it's not enough where it's going to allow them to hurt somebody more.
01:36:59.000 See, the idea of a performance-enhancing drug is steroids, EPO, all the stuff that those cyclists get banned for.
01:37:07.000 Those things make you stronger, faster, and in the case of mixed martial arts, it will allow you to hurt your opponent.
01:37:14.000 It's arguable that marijuana does have some performance enhancing effect, like with jujitsu.
01:37:20.000 A lot of jujitsu guys, me included, like to get high before they train.
01:37:24.000 But man, I'm not much better.
01:37:26.000 I mean, I think it's a slight thing where you're like a little better.
01:37:30.000 With pool, same thing.
01:37:32.000 You feel a little more in tune with it.
01:37:34.000 But it's not significant enough where you wouldn't be able to perform at that level without it.
01:37:39.000 When we see athletes that get off steroids, man, the fucking drop-off is goddamn dramatic.
01:37:46.000 The difference between a steroid-using athlete and an athlete that's forced to go off steroids, you see it in their body.
01:37:52.000 They get soft.
01:37:54.000 They have loose skin.
01:37:56.000 You see it in their physical performance.
01:37:58.000 They get tired quicker.
01:37:59.000 They're not as aggressive.
01:38:00.000 They're not as confident.
01:38:01.000 They start posting shit on their Instagram, praise all this motivational shit like a suicidal stripper.
01:38:06.000 That's what happens, man.
01:38:08.000 It starts to fuck with your head because you realize you've got to pump yourself up now because you're not jacked to the tits on some artificial testosterone.
01:38:15.000 Right.
01:38:16.000 So that in comparison to pot, there's no fucking comparison.
01:38:21.000 Right.
01:38:21.000 And testosterone was legal until like a year ago.
01:38:24.000 They were allowing these guys to get on testosterone replacement therapy.
01:38:28.000 Is pot legal in other sports?
01:38:32.000 Well, the NBA is apparently the one sport where so many guys are smoking pot.
01:38:39.000 That's what I've heard.
01:38:40.000 That they don't have it in their contract where they test them.
01:38:42.000 They don't allow themselves to be tested.
01:38:45.000 So how is it that this is even on the table to begin with?
01:38:49.000 First of all, because there's no union.
01:38:51.000 If there was a fighters union, and the fighters union could go to the athletic commissions and say, fuck you, we're not coming to Vegas, you dummies.
01:38:59.000 And then the other problem is, if someone's banned in Vegas, they're banned in the world.
01:39:03.000 Because if you violate it, then there's all sorts of fucking lawsuits and bullshit.
01:39:07.000 That is the part that I can't wrap my head around.
01:39:09.000 Well, not only that, but you're being banned by idiots, okay?
01:39:12.000 You're being banned by people who don't understand the sport.
01:39:15.000 If they did understand the sport, first of all, they would have fired 60% of their judges.
01:39:20.000 60% of their judges, any judge that hasn't had any martial arts experience, any judge, you should run them through a course.
01:39:26.000 Is this guy in danger?
01:39:27.000 Is he in danger now?
01:39:28.000 Is this dangerous?
01:39:30.000 Is this submission close?
01:39:31.000 Is this one close?
01:39:32.000 How effective is that?
01:39:34.000 If you don't know that, you can't judge a martial arts fight on a professional level.
01:39:40.000 But yet they do.
01:39:41.000 So these are ineffective commissions in the first place.
01:39:44.000 On top of that, they're bureaucrats.
01:39:46.000 These are government people.
01:39:47.000 And firing these people is just like firing someone from the DMV or firing someone from the post office.
01:39:52.000 It's fucking difficult.
01:39:54.000 And there's all sorts of hoops and there's protections that those people have in place that the fighters do not have.
01:40:00.000 So you have an unfair playing field and these people have this ultimate tyranny over fighters.
01:40:08.000 It seems pretty obvious that Nevada is fucked.
01:40:10.000 Fucked.
01:40:11.000 Is there any chance that the UFC affiliation with Nevada ever changes?
01:40:17.000 Well, they can't.
01:40:18.000 Why?
01:40:18.000 They're gonna have fights in Nevada.
01:40:19.000 Nevada's the spot, man.
01:40:20.000 If you want to have fights, you go to Vegas.
01:40:22.000 I know.
01:40:22.000 Why does it have...
01:40:23.000 Why?
01:40:23.000 Because it's the shit.
01:40:24.000 It's the best place for fights.
01:40:26.000 But how much could they continue to fuck up and you still continue to do it?
01:40:29.000 They need to be overhauled, not Vegas.
01:40:32.000 Vegas is fucking awesome.
01:40:33.000 Look, if you're gonna have fights, you want to have them in Vegas.
01:40:35.000 But I'm saying anytime...
01:40:35.000 You go to the MGM, the place is packed.
01:40:37.000 I've been there.
01:40:37.000 The fucking casino's there, you're drinking till 6 o'clock in the morning if you want.
01:40:42.000 I completely agree, but anytime you're in any kind of negotiation, you have to be willing to walk away.
01:40:47.000 And if they continue to fuck up, what's the risk to them?
01:40:50.000 I think the public reaction to this Nick Diaz thing is unprecedented.
01:40:54.000 I tweeted the phone number for the Nevada State Athletic Commission today and said, please call them up and let them know how you feel about them fucking over Nick Diaz.
01:41:01.000 Alright, I'm retweeting.
01:41:02.000 They can't even fucking take calls now.
01:41:05.000 They're swamped.
01:41:06.000 And I'll do it tomorrow, too.
01:41:08.000 I'll do it until they stop.
01:41:09.000 I'll do it for the rest of my life.
01:41:10.000 I'll fucking wake up every morning.
01:41:12.000 I'll have an alarm clock.
01:41:13.000 Here's the new number for the Nevada State Athletic Commission.
01:41:15.000 Schedule tweets.
01:41:17.000 Look, they stole five years from this guy's career, and they stole $165,000 from his purse, and they weren't even willing to take into consideration the other two tests that he failed.
01:41:29.000 It is a goddamn dog-and-pony show.
01:41:31.000 It's a tyranny.
01:41:32.000 And what these people are doing is wrong.
01:41:34.000 It's just wrong.
01:41:35.000 This is not a person who set out to cheat.
01:41:38.000 This is a guy who doesn't use steroids.
01:41:41.000 Nick Diaz is notoriously anti-steroid.
01:41:43.000 This is a guy who's one of the toughest, most exciting guys in the sport.
01:41:47.000 He's fun to watch and also probably has social anxiety issues that marijuana helps alleviate.
01:41:53.000 Yeah, I read that interview with him about what he said shortly after.
01:41:59.000 It's awful, man.
01:42:01.000 You know, what they did is wrong.
01:42:03.000 It's wrong.
01:42:05.000 You shouldn't fight high, okay?
01:42:07.000 If you fight high, there should be a penalty, like 50 bucks.
01:42:12.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:42:13.000 This guy fought high.
01:42:14.000 But listen, man, if a guy kicks your ass high, he'd probably kick your ass sober.
01:42:19.000 It's not like taking beta blockers or something to completely eliminate your nervousness.
01:42:23.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
01:42:24.000 That's the one thing I heard, though, is that maybe your pain threshold is elevated.
01:42:28.000 You know what, man?
01:42:29.000 I don't buy that.
01:42:30.000 Here's why I don't buy that.
01:42:31.000 You don't feel pain when you're fighting anyway.
01:42:32.000 You're so jacked up with adrenaline.
01:42:34.000 There's so many times when you fight, and after it's over, you realize your hand is broken or something wrong with you.
01:42:40.000 Like Jon Jones, perfect example.
01:42:41.000 I'm interviewing him.
01:42:42.000 While I'm interviewing him, after he beat the shit out of Shale Son, and he looks down and sees his toe upside down.
01:42:46.000 I remember that toe.
01:42:47.000 I remember that toe.
01:42:48.000 He had no idea.
01:42:49.000 He had no idea until he looked down.
01:42:51.000 He saw that his toe was flipped over, and the bottom of his toe was facing up.
01:42:55.000 I was there.
01:42:56.000 I saw it happen.
01:42:57.000 And he immediately goes, oh, my toe.
01:42:59.000 Oh, man.
01:43:00.000 Oh, man.
01:43:01.000 We got him a chair, and he sat down.
01:43:02.000 I continued the interview with him, literally going into shock over his toe.
01:43:07.000 Why was that?
01:43:07.000 It wasn't because he was on a drug.
01:43:09.000 He wasn't high.
01:43:10.000 It was because of his adrenaline.
01:43:12.000 Would that injury have had to have the fight stopped if they...
01:43:15.000 Most likely.
01:43:16.000 If it went to the end of the round or whatever?
01:43:17.000 Well, Uriah Hall...
01:43:18.000 Had a similar injury.
01:43:19.000 It wasn't to his big toe, but it was one of his other toes.
01:43:22.000 It was a compound fracture.
01:43:23.000 It was broken and the bone was poking out of his toe.
01:43:26.000 And he still fought two more rounds with it.
01:43:28.000 And he still threw kicks with that fucking leg.
01:43:31.000 And won the fight.
01:43:33.000 That's how tough Uriah Hall is.
01:43:35.000 But, I mean, he had to, you know, he had to be mentally tough.
01:43:39.000 I mean, he had to go back to his corner.
01:43:40.000 He realized his toe was completely fucked.
01:43:42.000 And he just said, okay, whatever.
01:43:44.000 And, I mean, limped back to his corner.
01:43:46.000 But, once the round started, dude was on his feet and moving around like nothing was wrong.
01:43:51.000 He just dealt with the pain and said, I'm going to win this fucking fight anyway.
01:43:55.000 Incredible.
01:43:56.000 A lot of that is also because of adrenaline.
01:43:58.000 Your adrenaline shields you from, you know, your adrenaline realizes you're in a battle for your life.
01:44:03.000 You don't need to worry about bruises.
01:44:05.000 You don't need to worry about pain.
01:44:06.000 It's not pain, necessarily, that stops fighters.
01:44:09.000 It's debilitating techniques, like a liver shot.
01:44:13.000 When you get hit with a liver shot, it's not like, oh my god, it was so painful.
01:44:16.000 It fucking definitely hurts.
01:44:18.000 But the real problem with a liver shot is it shuts your system down.
01:44:21.000 Your system doesn't work anymore.
01:44:23.000 You get nailed with a left hook to the liver.
01:44:25.000 Boom!
01:44:25.000 It hits you, and it's this crazy feeling.
01:44:28.000 Your breath doesn't work anymore.
01:44:30.000 Your legs lock up.
01:44:31.000 You're like, ugh!
01:44:32.000 It's not a pain thing.
01:44:34.000 It's a system shutdown.
01:44:35.000 When you get knocked out.
01:44:37.000 You get kicked in the head.
01:44:38.000 It's not that your head hurts.
01:44:39.000 Of course it hurts.
01:44:40.000 But the real problem is not pain.
01:44:42.000 The real problem is your brain shuts off.
01:44:45.000 You get neck kicked.
01:44:47.000 It cuts off the circulation to your brain.
01:44:49.000 The spark.
01:44:50.000 The fucking nerves get shattered.
01:44:52.000 Everything gets wonked out.
01:44:54.000 And your brain goes, okay, night, night.
01:44:56.000 And you shut off.
01:44:57.000 It's a full system shutdown.
01:44:58.000 It wasn't a choice at all, obviously.
01:45:00.000 Yeah.
01:45:00.000 There's pain that these guys experience, but that's not necessarily what stops fights.
01:45:06.000 So the pain threshold thing, I don't buy it.
01:45:08.000 I think the real pain threshold is adrenaline.
01:45:11.000 That's what really keeps you from feeling pain, and we're going to have that naturally.
01:45:15.000 That's the most effective thing.
01:45:17.000 Marijuana is an effective pain reducer after competition.
01:45:20.000 Or after training.
01:45:22.000 It's one of the things that people really like to do.
01:45:24.000 They have a hard day of training.
01:45:26.000 They like to sit back, smoke a joint, and watch a little TV. Well, they can't do that if they're being tested, you know, in this really restrictive way.
01:45:33.000 Sporadically and so on, yeah.
01:45:36.000 The marijuana thing, they've changed the threshold considerably.
01:45:39.000 And I had Jeff Nowitzki on the podcast.
01:45:41.000 I listened to that episode, yeah.
01:45:42.000 It's amazing.
01:45:43.000 Really interesting guy and very smart and very, you know, on top of the testing thing.
01:45:47.000 And he's like, it's out of competition if you're not...
01:45:51.000 You would literally have to get high the day of the fight.
01:45:55.000 To test positive now.
01:45:56.000 That's the way they're doing it.
01:45:57.000 So the test that Diaz got popped for was before this alteration was made?
01:46:03.000 Nope.
01:46:04.000 It's by the current standards.
01:46:06.000 So the problem is, he tested twice under the threshold of the current standards.
01:46:11.000 The WADA tests had him under the threshold, which says he was not high when he competed.
01:46:16.000 But the test that they used, I believe it was Quest Labs, sorry if I'm wrong, which is a very good lab, but it showed a completely different test than the test that WADA instituted.
01:46:29.000 On top of that, again, we're talking about urine.
01:46:32.000 We're talking about urine versus blood.
01:46:34.000 And when you're testing metabolites...
01:46:36.000 And so why in this particular case did that test take precedent over the WADA test?
01:46:43.000 Because it's their test.
01:46:44.000 Who's they?
01:46:45.000 Nevada State Athletic Commission.
01:46:46.000 That's where it's fucked.
01:46:47.000 It's not the UFC's test.
01:46:49.000 The UFC has no fucking place in this.
01:46:52.000 They brought in the USADA, US Anti-Doping Association, which is where Nowitzki comes in.
01:46:57.000 Ah, right, right.
01:46:57.000 They brought those guys in.
01:46:58.000 I guess I'm referring to them as...
01:47:01.000 Because they're hired by them.
01:47:03.000 They're hired by the UFC to clean up the sport, but they have no say on how the tests are implemented, how the results are dispersed.
01:47:10.000 The idea of bringing in the government and bringing in a guy like Nowitzki is, look, if you really want to clean up the sport, you hire a fucking bulldog who's just going to go after it.
01:47:19.000 You don't do it yourself.
01:47:21.000 Because if you do it yourself, there's always the possibility that someone could hide the results because there's a financial interest.
01:47:29.000 Like you would, you know, you would test Conor McGregor, you find out he's fighting high.
01:47:32.000 You're like, look, listen, you're saying some great shit, but you can't fight high, dude.
01:47:39.000 But with the USADA... You don't have a say in how the stuff is.
01:47:44.000 That's perfect.
01:47:45.000 That sounds perfect.
01:47:46.000 Exactly.
01:47:46.000 And that's how they want to do it.
01:47:48.000 But what that shows is a real commitment to clean up the sport.
01:47:51.000 But I don't understand what good it is if it doesn't take precedence.
01:47:54.000 And what are you wasting all this money for?
01:47:56.000 It's because the Nevada State Athletic Commission is incompetent.
01:47:59.000 And they're a tyranny.
01:48:01.000 And they're a bunch of people that have...
01:48:02.000 If you watch the fucking commission, those people are drunk with power.
01:48:07.000 They're drunk with power and they felt like they were made fools of because he's tested positive before.
01:48:12.000 But he tested positive before under their different thresholds, the thresholds that existed before the current established standard.
01:48:20.000 It's all fucked.
01:48:21.000 Who hires these people?
01:48:22.000 That's a good question.
01:48:23.000 Who do you go after?
01:48:26.000 Is it the governor?
01:48:28.000 At the highest level...
01:48:30.000 It should be the governor.
01:48:32.000 I think the governor did step in once and there was an investigation when there was a woman who was tested.
01:48:38.000 The Tim Bradley, Manny Pacquiao fight, like, really poorly.
01:48:41.000 And she was one of the reasons why Pacquiao didn't win that fight.
01:48:44.000 And then they went over her history of judging fights.
01:48:48.000 And they're like, what the fuck?
01:48:50.000 Like, she gets a lot of fights wrong.
01:48:52.000 And she would get fights wrong that were really bad decisions.
01:48:56.000 And so they were trying to figure out, like, what does she know about fighting?
01:48:59.000 Does she know any?
01:48:59.000 How does she get this job?
01:49:00.000 Who hired her?
01:49:02.000 How does this work?
01:49:03.000 And so the governor stepped in because there was a national outcry over a couple of boxing decisions.
01:49:09.000 So that's it.
01:49:10.000 His office needs to be bombarded right now.
01:49:12.000 I hope they are.
01:49:13.000 Well, there's a government petition.
01:49:14.000 Somebody put out a White House petition to reinstate Nick Diaz.
01:49:18.000 But what's shown up, this is what needed to be done.
01:49:22.000 And this is the good thing about this.
01:49:24.000 We needed to see how dumb these fucking people are.
01:49:26.000 We needed to see how bad they are at their jobs, how cruel they are, how callous they are.
01:49:31.000 The fact that they could just...
01:49:33.000 Think it's okay to take away $165,000 from the guy's purse and take away his ability to compete and make a living for five years in his prime?
01:49:43.000 Yeah, it's his career.
01:49:44.000 It's done.
01:49:44.000 It's over.
01:49:45.000 Yeah, five years is a career killer.
01:49:47.000 I mean, Nick takes care of his- How do they come up with that number?
01:49:50.000 Because they're assholes.
01:49:51.000 Did that number just come out of...
01:49:53.000 Sure.
01:49:53.000 I've never heard, maybe with the exception of what's his name, the guy who's...
01:49:57.000 Shlomenko.
01:49:58.000 Alexander Shlomenko got tested positive in California, and Andy Foster, who's the chairman in California, he's very hell-bent on taking out cheaters.
01:50:08.000 He doesn't want any of that shit.
01:50:09.000 And Shlomenko's tests were through the roof.
01:50:11.000 His testosterone was way out of whack.
01:50:14.000 And he's got a court case, and...
01:50:18.000 I don't know how that's going to go.
01:50:20.000 We don't know.
01:50:21.000 You never know.
01:50:22.000 How do you feel about...
01:50:23.000 Okay, even in the case of steroids, where it's an obvious performance enhancer, how do you feel about a five-year suspension for that?
01:50:31.000 Like, a five-year suspension.
01:50:33.000 Is there ever a place for five years?
01:50:35.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:50:36.000 Devonta tried to ban Vanderlei Silva for a lifetime.
01:50:39.000 That was who I was thinking of.
01:50:40.000 That's who I was thinking of.
01:50:41.000 They lost that.
01:50:41.000 They lost that in court.
01:50:43.000 So they couldn't?
01:50:44.000 They went to court.
01:50:45.000 Vanderlei's lawyers went to court and they beat that.
01:50:47.000 Of course they beat it.
01:50:48.000 Because he didn't even test positive for anything.
01:50:50.000 He ran away from the test.
01:50:51.000 He ran away from the test.
01:50:52.000 You run away from the test in their eyes.
01:50:55.000 You're guilty.
01:50:56.000 And they wanted to send a message they're not to be trifled with.
01:50:59.000 So is Diaz going to take this to court, you think?
01:51:02.000 Fuck yeah, and he's going to win too, and I hope he sues the shit out of them.
01:51:05.000 I hope he sues the shit out of them.
01:51:07.000 I really do.
01:51:08.000 And I hope he wins, and I hope that the governor steps in, or someone steps in, that can say, there are people that you can hire that will understand what the fuck is going on.
01:51:17.000 You need former athletes, you need people who are experts in science and medicine, that understand What the thresholds are.
01:51:24.000 Understand the difference between urine tests and blood tests.
01:51:26.000 And also, you need commissioners.
01:51:30.000 You're going to need people that have the educated ability to make these judgments based on whatever discipline that they would need to be a master of to understand this.
01:51:41.000 Like, if you're talking about steroids, You would need someone who's a steroid expert.
01:51:43.000 If you're talking about performance-enhancing drugs like meth, you should have to establish the fact that you understand what the effects of all these things are.
01:51:54.000 You should have to have some education in the effects of all these things.
01:51:58.000 Now, with marijuana, there's no data.
01:52:01.000 You've got no data that shows that if a person takes marijuana, they can hurt someone more easily than if they don't take marijuana.
01:52:08.000 So as soon as you have that, you don't have any data.
01:52:10.000 So if you don't have any data, then you gotta go, how are you banning people for this?
01:52:14.000 Like, Ronda Rousey fucking went off today.
01:52:17.000 It was beautiful.
01:52:18.000 I watched that clip.
01:52:18.000 I watched that clip.
01:52:19.000 She went off and dropped the mic after it was over.
01:52:21.000 Yeah.
01:52:22.000 And one of the things that she said that I totally agree with about marijuana, she said this in the past too, it's an invasion of privacy is what it is.
01:52:29.000 You're invading someone's privacy.
01:52:31.000 Just like the fact that if you work for a company, and the company decides to test you, and you work all week, you do a great job, you work hard, and then Friday's 5 o'clock, baby, it's over.
01:52:45.000 You want to smoke a joint, you're home, you worked all day, you want to watch The Walking Dead, you want to put your feet up and you want to get high.
01:52:52.000 You can't.
01:52:52.000 You fucking can't because they own you.
01:52:55.000 They own you.
01:52:56.000 They own your flesh.
01:52:57.000 They literally own your mind when you're not there.
01:53:00.000 Because everyone knows that marijuana is not psychoactive permanently.
01:53:03.000 It's not like you smoke a joint on Friday and then you show up on Monday morning and you're still high as fuck and you're high for the rest of your life.
01:53:10.000 That's not the case.
01:53:11.000 So if you smoke pot, you will be tested four or five weeks from now.
01:53:17.000 You will still test positive.
01:53:19.000 If you don't smoke any pot, if you get high right now and then four weeks from now they give you a urinalysis test, depending on what they're looking for, if they're just trying to trace metabolites, you can still test positive in four weeks.
01:53:31.000 That's fucking insane.
01:53:32.000 So it's simply a control thing.
01:53:35.000 It's a power thing.
01:53:35.000 It's a power thing.
01:53:36.000 These people are government people.
01:53:38.000 They're government people that like to be able to tell people what to do.
01:53:41.000 That's my concern, though, is if it's a power thing, how deep is it?
01:53:44.000 How many levels does it go to?
01:53:46.000 How many judges?
01:53:48.000 I hope Anonymous should find out.
01:53:50.000 Yeah, well, they're probably already on the case.
01:53:52.000 But ultimately, I hope they're on the case.
01:53:54.000 Ultimately, the public...
01:53:57.000 Public outcry.
01:53:58.000 Look, this is a tyranny.
01:53:59.000 These are a few people that are deciding, which is, again, we're not talking about steroids here.
01:54:05.000 We're just talking about pot.
01:54:07.000 Yeah.
01:54:08.000 It just doesn't make sense.
01:54:09.000 And we're also talking about a guy who passed two world anti-doping agency tests.
01:54:16.000 Those are the most strict fucking tests in the world of sports.
01:54:19.000 He passed two of those and failed a quest.
01:54:22.000 I think it's quest.
01:54:23.000 Again, I apologize if I'm wrong, but the bottom line is the tests were not the tests that you need when you're taking away a guy's fucking livelihood and you're fining him for $165,000 out of a $500,000 purse, which, by the way, he has to pay his managers,
01:54:39.000 he has to pay taxes, he has to pay all these different things.
01:54:42.000 When you make $500,000, you don't make $500,000.
01:54:45.000 Of course.
01:54:46.000 Because you have a manager.
01:54:47.000 The manager has 10%.
01:54:48.000 You might have an agent.
01:54:49.000 The agent gets a piece.
01:54:50.000 You might have a lawyer.
01:54:51.000 You might have a business manager.
01:54:53.000 You have to pay taxes.
01:54:55.000 You have training expenses.
01:54:56.000 Yeah, training partners.
01:54:57.000 You have to be very strict.
01:54:59.000 And Nick is notoriously disciplined with his diet.
01:55:02.000 I mean, he eats all organic food.
01:55:04.000 He's mostly vegan, except I think he eats some fish.
01:55:08.000 He doesn't eat any land animals.
01:55:09.000 And he does this based on the effect on his body because he's an extreme endurance athlete.
01:55:15.000 He does a lot of triathlons and he does a lot of running.
01:55:18.000 He swam back and forth from Alcatraz twice.
01:55:21.000 I mean, he's a motherfucker, dude.
01:55:22.000 He takes care of his body.
01:55:23.000 And if he's smoking pot, that should tell you that pot's not bad for your body.
01:55:28.000 It's real simple.
01:55:30.000 But he's not cheating.
01:55:31.000 He's not doing steroids.
01:55:32.000 He's not doing anything that gives him an unfair advantage.
01:55:34.000 He's working hard, he's tough as shit, and he fucking fights smart.
01:55:39.000 And these assholes, they stole his ability to entertain people.
01:55:43.000 And he's one of the most popular guys in the fucking sport.
01:55:46.000 When he came back and fought Anderson Silva, the pay-per-view was through the roof.
01:55:50.000 And why was that?
01:55:51.000 Well, partly because people wanted to see what Anderson Silva would look like after he came back from a leg injury, this horrific leg break, but also it's because he's fighting Nick Diaz.
01:56:00.000 You know, Nick Diaz is going to talk shit to him like he did, like he got in his face.
01:56:04.000 He's like, what, bitch?
01:56:04.000 What, bitch?
01:56:05.000 Like, nobody had ever done that to Anderson Silva before.
01:56:07.000 He laid down on the ground like he was making a sleepy face, like, look, I'm sleeping, you're boring the fuck out of me, and jumped back up to his feet.
01:56:13.000 He humiliated Anderson, completely fucked with his head inside that cage.
01:56:17.000 That's what people paid for.
01:56:19.000 And what he is experiencing right now is a bunch of assholes taking away his ability to compete.
01:56:26.000 Taking away his ability to thrill people at what he does best.
01:56:29.000 This guy has worked for more than a fucking decade as a professional mixed martial arts fighter.
01:56:34.000 More than who knows how many years before that training and learning how to fight.
01:56:39.000 All that's taken away by some assholes.
01:56:41.000 I don't think it's going to stick at all.
01:56:43.000 It's not going to stick, but I hope what the outcome is, is that we realize that these people are just bad at what they do, and they get removed.
01:56:51.000 Kevin Aioli wrote a fantastic piece about it.
01:56:54.000 Kevin Aioli, who's a very respected sports reporter, I forget what publication he writes for, but he's very respected in the world of combat sports especially.
01:57:02.000 He said they expose themselves as being ridiculous.
01:57:05.000 They expose themselves as being incompetent.
01:57:07.000 Yeah, it's like it takes a critical moment like this to get everybody motivated enough to actually incite some change.
01:57:14.000 It made me so angry, dude.
01:57:16.000 Yeah.
01:57:17.000 I haven't seen this kind of reaction.
01:57:19.000 Not that I can remember.
01:57:21.000 Since The Lion Killer.
01:57:22.000 Yeah, this is like the opposite.
01:57:24.000 This is like the positive of the, you know, the other side of the, you know, thing.
01:57:29.000 Because this is people taking social media in a positive.
01:57:33.000 Yeah, but you see, but the way that Joe's talking about it here is measured, right?
01:57:38.000 He's not saying go to these people's homes and torture their children.
01:57:41.000 Right.
01:57:42.000 That's the problem, is that, like, this stuff gets misconstrued.
01:57:46.000 Like, getting back to the lion killer thing is like, yes, be motivated, but be smart about it.
01:57:52.000 Yes.
01:57:52.000 Well, it's also the thing that we were talking about before.
01:57:56.000 I think you're right, though.
01:57:57.000 It does bring it full circle.
01:57:59.000 It's like this highlights what's good about people being able to express themselves.
01:58:03.000 And it also highlights how these established sort of structures, they operate on this old paradigm.
01:58:09.000 And they haven't caught up to the new paradigm yet.
01:58:11.000 They don't understand that this is not gonna end.
01:58:14.000 Like this whole Nick Diaz thing and the Vanderlei-Silver thing, you've got two legends of the sport that you've fucked.
01:58:19.000 You've fucked over.
01:58:20.000 You know, and there's one thing also when people are injured and they're taking things to help them recover.
01:58:27.000 Man, I'm not against that.
01:58:28.000 I'm just not.
01:58:29.000 Oh, really?
01:58:30.000 Yeah, if a guy...
01:58:31.000 There's certain things you can take that will help you recover from injury that are absolutely legal.
01:58:38.000 Like, here's one.
01:58:39.000 Stem cells.
01:58:40.000 Okay?
01:58:40.000 Here's one that I have personal experience with.
01:58:42.000 Are those outlawed?
01:58:43.000 No, they're not.
01:58:45.000 But, dude...
01:58:46.000 They fucking work.
01:58:47.000 They work to repair injuries.
01:58:49.000 They're incredible.
01:58:50.000 I mean, it's incredible.
01:58:51.000 They can regenerate cartilage now.
01:58:53.000 So if you don't have access to stem cells, and you're competing with someone who does, and this guy gets a stem cell injection on his knees, and his knees are fixed up so he's going to be able to train harder, and you have to tough through it, well, should that be legal?
01:59:07.000 Well, there's a similarity to that to people who get knee injuries or knee surgeries and then take a steroid to help themselves repair quicker so they can get back to competing quicker.
01:59:18.000 You know, one of the fucked up things about this too is just looking at it surface level, These dudes go out there and beat each other up for other people's entertainment.
01:59:29.000 And, you know, in that interview with Diaz after the fact, he was talking about how the people making decisions about what he can and can't do, those people sitting on the board or whatever the hell it is, they don't have to experience that.
01:59:44.000 You know what I mean?
01:59:44.000 Like, they're not...
01:59:46.000 And what you're saying as far as like recovery is concerned, it's like how can a regular person make a judgment on that?
01:59:52.000 And coming back to the thing about having a union, fighters are the only people who should be making decisions about fighters.
01:59:59.000 Right.
01:59:59.000 And most fighters feel very strongly.
02:00:02.000 That you shouldn't be able to use performance-enhancing drugs and compete.
02:00:06.000 And Rhonda has said this very clearly, and she said something I totally agree with.
02:00:12.000 The difference between this and any other sport is if you give a guy steroids and he plays baseball, what's the big deal?
02:00:17.000 He's just going to hit a ball better.
02:00:19.000 But if you give a guy steroids and you let him fight, he could administer damage that maybe he would not have been able to administer.
02:00:25.000 He could hurt someone that maybe he wouldn't have had the endurance to hurt, he wouldn't have been able to deliver the combination that wound up hurting this person very badly, or possibly even killing someone.
02:00:33.000 And she said that if someone ever does die, and the other person tests positive for steroids, they should really get charged with murder.
02:00:42.000 Whoa.
02:00:43.000 Yeah, but I mean, it kind of does, right?
02:00:46.000 I don't know about that.
02:00:47.000 I don't know about that either, but there's a fine line.
02:00:50.000 I just think it's so hard to put yourself in a person's shoes that's competing.
02:00:55.000 Like, for me.
02:00:56.000 For me.
02:00:57.000 I don't have somebody trying to knock my fucking head off.
02:01:01.000 And if that was going to work for me...
02:01:03.000 I just feel like you need a different kind of set of rules agreed upon by the person you're about to step in there with.
02:01:10.000 That's an interesting way of looking at it, and I agree with that as well.
02:01:13.000 Like, say, if you two guys were going to fight and you made an agreement...
02:01:17.000 That we're both going to be juiced!
02:01:19.000 Yes!
02:01:19.000 Yeah, you should be able to do that.
02:01:21.000 I agree with that.
02:01:22.000 And we could, right?
02:01:24.000 Yeah.
02:01:24.000 No, it's not legal.
02:01:25.000 Well, not professionally.
02:01:27.000 Not in the United States.
02:01:29.000 Not on a paper view.
02:01:29.000 On UFC Island, though.
02:01:41.000 What was that podcast you did with the floating countries?
02:01:46.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:01:48.000 That's right.
02:01:49.000 That's all you need.
02:01:50.000 A barge off the coast.
02:01:52.000 What do they call that shit again?
02:01:54.000 Seasteading.
02:01:54.000 Seasteading.
02:01:54.000 Thank you.
02:01:55.000 That's what it was.
02:01:56.000 Yeah, that's totally true.
02:01:58.000 That's totally true.
02:01:59.000 They need to have seasteading fights just off the coast.
02:02:01.000 Like you go to Catalina.
02:02:02.000 Yeah.
02:02:03.000 And they fucking duke it out.
02:02:05.000 All juiced up.
02:02:06.000 Everybody's 190 fucking percent testosterone.
02:02:08.000 Free hookers in the audience.
02:02:10.000 Sounds exciting as hell.
02:02:11.000 How much are you paying to get in there?
02:02:12.000 That's an hour's a ticket.
02:02:13.000 That's not enough.
02:02:15.000 These hookers are good.
02:02:17.000 That's not enough money to pay for the ticket if they're all free.
02:02:20.000 How much these girls can get paid?
02:02:22.000 They just want to be on the island.
02:02:24.000 Tax-free.
02:02:25.000 I think in bringing it full circle, what we're exposing here is that this ability to communicate about things is changing.
02:02:34.000 It's changing radically.
02:02:36.000 Anybody has a say now.
02:02:38.000 Literally anybody.
02:02:39.000 You're not vetted out based on your intelligence.
02:02:42.000 You're not judged Beforehand, you're not screened.
02:02:46.000 Anybody can just scream out.
02:02:48.000 I have a friend who goes and reads comments on his stuff and he gets all upset.
02:02:52.000 I go, you're getting upset at people you don't even know.
02:02:54.000 You're allowing these people into your head.
02:02:57.000 These people say idiotic things and he gets upset.
02:02:59.000 Of course they're going to say idiotic things.
02:03:01.000 They're idiots.
02:03:02.000 Do you hang out with idiots?
02:03:03.000 Well, listen, man, if you go to idiots' houses and start asking them questions, they're going to say some shit you disagree with.
02:03:08.000 Are you going to argue with them all day?
02:03:09.000 You won't have a life.
02:03:10.000 You don't have enough time in the day to pay attention.
02:03:13.000 Look at yourself.
02:03:15.000 Be honest and be self-objective.
02:03:18.000 Make your own sort of analysis of the pros and cons of your behavior and your thinking.
02:03:23.000 And then, if they disagree with that, you kind of have at least some sort of an idea But you don't have that idea on the internet.
02:03:30.000 See, because you just...
02:03:32.000 All you see is text.
02:03:34.000 You don't see the person's life behind that text.
02:03:37.000 You don't see what a fuck-up they've been their whole life that's allowed them to be...
02:03:42.000 It's lacking context.
02:03:43.000 You don't see that they're 12. Yeah!
02:03:46.000 And fucking mean, too.
02:03:48.000 That's another thing to take into consideration.
02:03:50.000 I have to wonder what the effect of it...
02:03:53.000 Let's say, for example, I had access to the same stuff when I was 12. Would I have been the same asshole?
02:03:59.000 Probably.
02:04:00.000 I think I would have.
02:04:01.000 If I was an angry kid...
02:04:02.000 If I was...
02:04:04.000 If I was able to, for whatever reason, get upset about something that I felt like in some way that I would be justified.
02:04:10.000 But again, my anger wouldn't have really been directed towards what I was getting upset about.
02:04:15.000 They would have just given me the green light to express some of the anger that I had about my own life.
02:04:19.000 You know, I think that's a lot of what we're dealing with here.
02:04:23.000 Yeah, I think it just manifests itself in these various causes.
02:04:26.000 You know, like you said before, it is that people are not all that happy about their own personal situation.
02:04:33.000 Yes.
02:04:33.000 But it's a lot easier to latch on to conflict that someone else has sort of shaped for you than it is to necessarily tackle the super personal thing that you're upset with.
02:04:43.000 Yeah, or get your life to a point of balance where you can actually look at anything that's going on in the world and have just sort of an intelligent...
02:04:53.000 And that's where I think that even though this is the Wild West and everyone has a voice, there are obviously voices that have emerged as more prominent.
02:05:02.000 Well, and communities, too.
02:05:03.000 And communities, too.
02:05:04.000 And I think that that's where I still see a sense of responsibility.
02:05:09.000 That, okay, fine, all you need is a smartphone and Twitter to say what you want.
02:05:14.000 But influence still exists.
02:05:17.000 Yes.
02:05:17.000 And I feel like sometimes you'll witness influence being irresponsible.
02:05:24.000 Case in point, and I mean, I don't know how people feel about this, but like when Jimmy Kimmel was crying on the air.
02:05:30.000 Uh-huh.
02:05:31.000 Like...
02:05:32.000 For me, that's an abusive influence, because he wasn't painting the entire picture there.
02:05:37.000 Right.
02:05:37.000 He was picking his side in a very short-form little, what was it, two sentences?
02:05:43.000 And then showing that kind of physical emotion associated with it.
02:05:47.000 That was fuel, man.
02:05:49.000 Yeah.
02:05:49.000 Well, that was his perspective, though.
02:05:53.000 He's got a limited perspective.
02:05:54.000 First of all, you saw his perspective about video games and how offended people got about that.
02:05:58.000 They were calling in death threats against him, which I found incredibly ironic after he defends the Lion Hunter, then he goes off about video games being a sport, and people are like, fuck you!
02:06:08.000 You should die!
02:06:09.000 I agree with the video game guys!
02:06:13.000 It's a sport!
02:06:14.000 It's a fucking sport.
02:06:15.000 I'm with that.
02:06:15.000 So what he was doing by saying, by mocking it, I guess he's trying to do comedy, but he's being disrespectful to an emerging sport, which is unquestionably involves skill and intelligence and planning and strategy.
02:06:28.000 He just didn't know.
02:06:29.000 He didn't know.
02:06:30.000 Exactly.
02:06:31.000 But he's also not informed about the line guy.
02:06:33.000 He was wrong.
02:06:33.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:06:34.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:06:35.000 It's like, I think we all need to get smarter if we have established a voice on the web, like take an extra second before you hit that send button.
02:06:45.000 I know I've had this experience myself in the various communications I've had about products, let's say, or videos I want to make or tweets I want to send, of like...
02:06:55.000 What is the effect of this thing going to be?
02:06:57.000 It might even be the way that I feel, and I still don't want to do it because I'm thinking about the reaction, I'm thinking about the trickle effect of this particular sentiment.
02:07:08.000 And I don't think we're there yet.
02:07:09.000 I think a lot of the influencers, if you want to call them that, are behaving irresponsibly in wanting to put out a hot take Wanting to have something to say about this topic that has overwhelmed the web, that we're susceptible to the same thing that the lower level jerk in his room or that other guy that you were speaking about,
02:07:29.000 because it's attractive.
02:07:30.000 It's attractive to get involved in the conversation, even with limited information.
02:07:35.000 You're right.
02:07:36.000 You're dead right.
02:07:36.000 And I think we've all been guilty of that.
02:07:38.000 And I think that's a really good point.
02:07:40.000 And a really important point.
02:07:42.000 Because I think that whenever a subject comes up, people do...
02:07:46.000 Say there's no podcast.
02:07:48.000 No podcast at all.
02:07:49.000 And someone brought up some point, like that lady who's denying people gay marriage.
02:07:53.000 That lady in Kentucky.
02:07:54.000 And we would be like, this fucking dumb cunt.
02:07:57.000 We'll all start talking shit.
02:07:58.000 Someone should go over her house, hold her down, and make guys fuck right in front of her face.
02:08:05.000 We would say a bunch of crazy shit that's not really a responsible thing to say, but then you do it in a podcast.
02:08:12.000 One of the things that I like about people wearing headsets is that at least it makes you think that you do something professionally.
02:08:19.000 There's been a few times where I was like, man, maybe wearing headsets, because you forget.
02:08:27.000 That is fucking really cool, what you're saying.
02:08:30.000 I never thought of that.
02:08:31.000 That's how I think about it, because I think there's something about it being in your ear.
02:08:35.000 Like, I hear you in my ear just as clearly as I hear him, even though he's a few extra feet away.
02:08:40.000 We're all in the same sound wave, and this makes me feel professional.
02:08:46.000 It extracts you just enough from the sort of regular hangout zone that you're like, okay, people are listening.
02:08:53.000 Yeah.
02:08:53.000 You measure it just maybe a second, maybe a second longer.
02:08:57.000 It's a real point that I think a lot of people, especially comedians, when I have comedians on the podcast, sometimes they just forget that or they're not aware of that or they're not aware of it to the extent that I am because I know the numbers.
02:09:08.000 Like, you're doing a show.
02:09:10.000 And there's a lot of people listening, and you have a responsibility to be entertaining, but you also have a responsibility to be accurate.
02:09:15.000 You can't really say things that people might just take as fact when you haven't researched them, because you're reaching millions and millions of fucking people now, and you can change the way they look at things.
02:09:27.000 So like when this Mike Huckabee guy...
02:09:29.000 Latches on, you know, that fucking guy who latched on to that Kim lady, what the fuck her name is, the Kentucky clerk who wouldn't allow people to get gay men.
02:09:36.000 He fucking immediately, like, this is a great thing.
02:09:40.000 He starts tweeting about it.
02:09:42.000 There's a war on religious freedom, religious liberty, and it's hilarious.
02:09:46.000 Like, hashtag religious liberty.
02:09:48.000 And all these other apes got involved, and they're all fucking...
02:09:52.000 Screaming and yelling and it's cool.
02:09:54.000 It's cool to watch because you're watching like the last gasps of a dying ignorant perspective.
02:10:01.000 You're literally seeing the last few generations of monkeys that believe some dumb shit that was written on animal skins thousands of years ago.
02:10:11.000 You're seeing the last echoes of the game of telephone Where you tell someone and I tell someone and it gets translated from generation to generation for over a thousand years before anybody bothers writing it down.
02:10:22.000 Then once they write it down, they write it down in a fucking dead language and it has to be translated to all these other languages.
02:10:28.000 I mean, that is what we're seeing when we see that lady screaming with her glasses on at the Mike Huckabee fucking convention.
02:10:34.000 Hey, we're going to stop all that butt!
02:10:36.000 Fucking!
02:10:37.000 She's yelling it out.
02:10:39.000 We're seeing a woman who contradicts the very message of the Bible itself because she's been married four fucking times.
02:10:45.000 You're not supposed to get divorced.
02:10:47.000 How many religious people do you know that have tattoos?
02:10:49.000 You're not supposed to get tattoos.
02:10:50.000 You can't fucking pick and choose.
02:10:52.000 You can't pick and choose your shit.
02:10:54.000 Cherry pick your religion.
02:10:55.000 They cherry pick what they like and what they don't like about their religion.
02:10:58.000 What she has done is just as bad as a mouth fucking.
02:11:03.000 I think what you're saying is completely true here in North America, but globally, religion?
02:11:11.000 Oh, yeah.
02:11:11.000 It ain't slowing down.
02:11:13.000 Well, it's hard to get the internet to places in the middle of nowhere, and it's hard to get the influence of those communities, but it will happen eventually.
02:11:24.000 Yeah, I agree.
02:11:24.000 And when it does happen, you realize that your perspective is simply the perspective of the people around you that you have sort of adopted.
02:11:33.000 And your view of life, your view of religion, your view of all...
02:11:36.000 I mean, I've had people on my podcast that used to be Muslim, and they've become atheists.
02:11:42.000 And they lived there in the Middle East, and they were a part of that culture, and they thought like those people did.
02:11:48.000 And then they came over here, and they started reading, and they started getting into it, and they started really, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
02:11:53.000 Look at this ideology that I've subscribed to.
02:11:55.000 This isn't the only way to think, and not only that, if you take enough time and look at it objectively, it's not even rational.
02:12:02.000 It's not like this is a bulletproof ideology, but that's how it's tried.
02:12:07.000 Most religions try to pass their stuff off.
02:12:10.000 Scientology tries to pass their stuff off like that.
02:12:13.000 They try to pass their stuff off as bulletproof.
02:12:15.000 This is the way.
02:12:16.000 That's the sale.
02:12:17.000 That's the sales pitch, right?
02:12:18.000 Yeah.
02:12:18.000 This is the way to become happy.
02:12:20.000 Yeah, but again, I think the internet is the cure to that shit.
02:12:25.000 Yeah, information.
02:12:25.000 Information, for sure, is the number one sort of ulterior fighting force against this type of stuff that you're talking about.
02:12:35.000 Access to it in the same way.
02:12:37.000 We were talking about getting internet into hard-to-reach places.
02:12:41.000 That's actually a Google X project that they're working on with these air balloons.
02:12:46.000 I don't know if you've heard about this.
02:12:48.000 Yeah, they're Wi-Fi balloons, right?
02:12:49.000 Yeah, so it's like weather balloons that hover above areas that have no service, hard to reach places, and they're on a cycle.
02:12:58.000 So like your phone is rapidly switching between the one that's actually overhead at that point, and as that one slowly drifts out of range on the jet stream...
02:13:06.000 The next one flows in, and then you hand off to that one.
02:13:11.000 So you don't notice an interruption in connection, but since a weather balloon can't sit there forever, it's floating along with the weather system.
02:13:22.000 But some really cool technology, there's some videos online that show how they've made it.
02:13:26.000 So the idea being is places like North Korea, for example, float your fucking balloons.
02:13:33.000 Just shoot them out of the sky.
02:13:34.000 Well, it's actually kind of, they're pretty high up.
02:13:38.000 You sound like you're selling them.
02:13:40.000 And I am.
02:13:41.000 I am.
02:13:41.000 Because fuck this North Korea shit.
02:13:43.000 For real.
02:13:43.000 For real.
02:13:44.000 For real.
02:13:45.000 That's bonkers that we're allowing that to still exist.
02:13:48.000 And the beauty of it is going in there without weapons, going in there with information.
02:13:53.000 Don't you love that storyline?
02:13:54.000 We're going in there with connectivity, bitch.
02:13:58.000 We're going to bring it up from the grassroots, the rise of a nation.
02:14:03.000 Let the people make the decision for themselves.
02:14:06.000 And you've got South Korea right there.
02:14:08.000 I mean, it'd be so easy.
02:14:10.000 You've got this beautiful little base to let these things go over.
02:14:13.000 I love the idea of informational warfare.
02:14:17.000 That it doesn't have to be about...
02:14:20.000 Bullets and bombs that if you can reach enough people with a particular message, you know, they can figure it out.
02:14:26.000 It'll take time, right?
02:14:28.000 For them, it'll take a lot of time.
02:14:29.000 They're so deep in the web.
02:14:30.000 I don't know, man, because anywhere, like you just spoke about a person completely changing their religious outlook just upon arriving somewhere else.
02:14:38.000 You think about it, what is the difference?
02:14:39.000 It's the information available to them.
02:14:41.000 Even though it might not be on a phone or a laptop, it's the information they're supposed to by the culture they're surrounded with.
02:14:47.000 It's not the geographic location.
02:14:49.000 Exactly.
02:14:50.000 And if you look at how quickly uprisings took place in places like Egypt and so on, it was just like, give them Twitter?
02:14:58.000 Holy shit!
02:14:58.000 An immediate overhaul in the behavior because all of a sudden now you've got this massive cultural shift of communication and so on, and people with access to Google.
02:15:08.000 I mean, why do you think China has been blocking YouTube and Google since day one?
02:15:14.000 Day one, because the warfare has always been about information.
02:15:18.000 World War II doesn't happen without propaganda.
02:15:21.000 Well, I have a friend who worked, doesn't work anymore at Google, but she would go over to China and have meetings with these people, and they were like, well, we want access to these people's emails.
02:15:29.000 We want to be able to block these things.
02:15:31.000 They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not...
02:15:32.000 Well, actually, that's an important distinction to make because it's not that they're just blocked.
02:15:40.000 It's also that Google doesn't want to be there either for those exact reasons.
02:15:43.000 So it's a two-way thing.
02:15:46.000 But I think that the control structures that exist in our global perspective, they exist because of an agenda, a particular agenda, whatever that might be.
02:15:57.000 And you can't control people if you don't control information flow.
02:16:02.000 And also I think that people almost automatically or naturally gravitate towards controlling others if they have power.
02:16:11.000 Nevada State.
02:16:12.000 Nevada State Athletic Commission or any king or dictatorship or what people felt about the NSA. That's why people are so outraged with this Edward Stoughton thing, that these people who are no different than you, no different than I, We just got jobs and could research ex-girlfriends' emails.
02:16:28.000 I mean, they could do all kinds of creepy shit that you shouldn't really be able to do and the public didn't know about it.
02:16:33.000 Power corrupts.
02:16:34.000 Power corrupts, absolutely.
02:16:35.000 And absolutely power.
02:16:36.000 Absolutely.
02:16:37.000 Whatever the hell that works.
02:16:38.000 How's it going?
02:16:39.000 Absolute power corrupts.
02:16:41.000 And power corrupts absolutely.
02:16:43.000 And absolute power corrupts absolutely.
02:16:44.000 That's what it is.
02:16:45.000 Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
02:16:48.000 Yeah, and governments have absolute power.
02:16:50.000 Yeah.
02:16:50.000 Government of North Korea absolutely has absolute power, and that's the scariest version that we have.
02:16:55.000 And it also throws in the face whenever the U.S. talks about invading Syria or any of these other places.
02:17:00.000 Like, what about the worst spot?
02:17:02.000 Yeah.
02:17:02.000 What about the spot with nuclear bombs that's run by a fucking nut?
02:17:06.000 Completely true.
02:17:06.000 And when you have allies like South Korea, Japan, that are right in the zone there, right in bomb zone, and like what...
02:17:18.000 I just imagine that there was a border here with that kind of shit on the other side like that's a Daily life type situation for people in South Korea.
02:17:27.000 It's a completely developed place much like here culturally Complete free and open marketplace and their neighbor Their neighbor are these psychos like it's one thing for us to think about it at this distance But those people daily life is wondering what the fuck is gonna happen?
02:17:44.000 And the whole country, North and South Korea, is like the size of Texas.
02:17:48.000 That, too.
02:17:49.000 How big is North Korea and South Korea?
02:17:52.000 Find that out.
02:17:52.000 I might have made that up.
02:17:53.000 No, I would say you're about right.
02:17:55.000 And if their grocery stores are fake, and if they're putting this whole fake thing on...
02:17:59.000 Grocery stores are fake.
02:18:01.000 You know, like how they have...
02:18:02.000 Yeah, the Vice documentary.
02:18:04.000 Oh, the restaurants.
02:18:05.000 Yeah.
02:18:05.000 Yeah, what the Vice did, they set up fake restaurants for PR purposes to make it look like they're normal.
02:18:11.000 But you gotta know, the nuclear plan's probably fake.
02:18:15.000 They can't do anything.
02:18:17.000 They've actually proven that, that they're nuclear missiles and they're all wonky.
02:18:21.000 They've done some tests.
02:18:22.000 They suck.
02:18:23.000 They're probably like Canadians or something.
02:18:33.000 Hey, we keep you guys honest, alright?
02:18:36.000 That's our job up there.
02:18:37.000 Well, you're nicer than us.
02:18:38.000 We always go over there and go, God, why can't we be like Canadians somewhere?
02:18:41.000 Why can't the government settle a liquor?
02:18:44.000 I've actually been getting, yeah, that's fucked up.
02:18:47.000 Don't get me started on that.
02:18:48.000 What's going on?
02:18:49.000 The government what?
02:18:50.000 Government owns all the liquor in Canada.
02:18:51.000 The LCBO, no, it's provincial.
02:18:53.000 The LCBO, fuck you all right now.
02:18:57.000 You guys don't have legal weed anywhere, do you?
02:18:59.000 Legal weed, yeah, well, medical.
02:19:01.000 Yeah, but not like Colorado.
02:19:03.000 Nobody has given a fuck about weed in Canada for as long as I've been alive.
02:19:07.000 So maybe it's not on paper legal.
02:19:09.000 Why are they just making it on paper?
02:19:10.000 You know, Colorado has made more money in taxes this year for the first time ever than alcohol with weed.
02:19:15.000 More money from weed than alcohol.
02:19:17.000 Well, actually, and that's perfect for what he's talking about.
02:19:19.000 The LCBO is the Ontario Liquor Board, who is the single biggest retailer of alcohol in the world.
02:19:25.000 That's hilarious.
02:19:27.000 Because it's a huge marketplace, well, a big marketplace, and they're the only sellers.
02:19:33.000 So they get to set the price.
02:19:35.000 So alcohol is expensive.
02:19:37.000 The stores are fucking magnificent.
02:19:40.000 Samples and fancy.
02:19:41.000 When they're open, don't they close at 8pm?
02:19:42.000 So if you want to get some Jack Daniels at 810, you can't get it?
02:19:45.000 Is he right?
02:19:45.000 No, most of them are 10. Alright.
02:19:47.000 Well, it's still 10 o'clock.
02:19:48.000 He doesn't even go to bed until 16 o'clock.
02:19:50.000 Most of them are 10. And listen, and listen, there's an argument to be made.
02:19:54.000 I, you know, I see that side of it, but...
02:19:57.000 There's some shady-ass liquor stores, too, that you don't have to deal with because it's treated the way that it is.
02:20:04.000 Yeah, but see, that's part of the fun of an open market, those shady-ass liquor stores.
02:20:07.000 That's true.
02:20:07.000 Like, we were in Phoenix.
02:20:09.000 We went to that drive-thru store.
02:20:10.000 We were in Phoenix.
02:20:11.000 There was a guy who, uh, he's dead now, so we could talk shit about him.
02:20:14.000 He used to run this comedy club, and he was out of his fucking mind.
02:20:17.000 He wouldn't let us drink on stage.
02:20:18.000 He said it was a law.
02:20:19.000 And we found out that there wasn't a law.
02:20:21.000 Right.
02:20:21.000 So what we decided to do was drive to this drive-thru fucking liquor store by a bottle of Jack Daniels and a flat.
02:20:29.000 And then while I was on stage, I explained that I was drinking Diet Coke, but I'd like to have warm Diet Coke and pour it in my cold Diet Coke.
02:20:35.000 Makes sense.
02:20:36.000 And you would like turn around.
02:20:37.000 Pull that out of my pocket.
02:20:39.000 Then one of the fucking waitresses ratted me out.
02:20:42.000 I'm with you.
02:20:43.000 I'll be there tomorrow, by the way.
02:20:44.000 Phoenix, Arizona.
02:20:46.000 Stand up live unless the Phoenix shooter hits me.
02:20:49.000 And I go Tanaka.
02:20:50.000 The Phoenix shooter?
02:20:51.000 Yeah, there's a highway shooter that's just shooting cars in Phoenix.
02:20:55.000 I think he's got 11 people so far.
02:20:57.000 Killed?
02:20:58.000 No, no one's been killed yet, but he's just shooting with sniper rifles.
02:21:02.000 So you and Hinchcliffe and Aiko Tanaka, that's a great show.
02:21:06.000 And that's a stand-up live, great fucking comedy club.
02:21:09.000 Unfortunately, we've got to wrap this thing up.
02:21:11.000 Can I just be clear about one thing here?
02:21:13.000 Please do.
02:21:14.000 Open market booze in Ontario, I'm for that, okay?
02:21:17.000 Okay.
02:21:18.000 The LCBO is okay, but I'm not...
02:21:21.000 That sounds like I was on team LCBO there.
02:21:23.000 I see.
02:21:24.000 I don't know what LCBO is.
02:21:25.000 That's the Ontario Liquor Board, the group that controls alcohol.
02:21:30.000 Oh, okay.
02:21:30.000 Free market, yes.
02:21:31.000 Free market.
02:21:31.000 Yes, free market.
02:21:33.000 No, it didn't sound like you were...
02:21:34.000 Oh, okay.
02:21:35.000 He was painting something over there.
02:21:37.000 I just get frustrated every time I go to Toronto, and I'm like, I'm going to get some Jack Daniels.
02:21:41.000 Oh, wait, I can't.
02:21:41.000 Plan in advance.
02:21:43.000 Plan a little bit in advance.
02:21:44.000 Well, you could still go to a bar.
02:21:45.000 Yeah.
02:21:46.000 Yeah.
02:21:46.000 Yeah, but I think liquor stores should be 24 hours a day.
02:21:49.000 That's one thing that I really love about Vegas, is that they don't restrict when you drink.
02:21:52.000 The bad thing is, you have to have 15 different kinds of aids to get a medical marijuana card there.
02:21:57.000 But that's just for now.
02:21:59.000 Yeah, well, I suppose the thinking there might be that if people get high, they're drinking less, spending less, gambling less.
02:22:06.000 You want to hear irony?
02:22:06.000 One of the chairmen's, one of the commissioners for the Nevada State Athletic Commission, his company that he owns, applied for a medical marijuana license.
02:22:18.000 Whoa.
02:22:19.000 That's awesome.
02:22:20.000 Yeah.
02:22:20.000 Yeah, his name is- How perfect.
02:22:22.000 People dig into this.
02:22:23.000 His name is Commissioner Marmel, and his company applied for a marijuana dispensary license last year.
02:22:31.000 Anonymous.
02:22:32.000 How about that?
02:22:33.000 How about that?
02:22:33.000 How about that, you twats?
02:22:34.000 Perfect.
02:22:35.000 All right, folks.
02:22:36.000 Unbox Therapy is on YouTube, and it's fucking fantastic.
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02:22:45.000 Still DeathSquad.tv?
02:22:46.000 Mm-hmm.
02:22:47.000 DeathSquad.tv, all the information about tomorrow night's show.
02:22:50.000 It's getting up live.
02:22:50.000 Tony Hinchcliffe, Iko Tanaka.
02:22:52.000 Sure it'll be a fucking bang-up fun time.
02:22:54.000 Oh, yeah.
02:22:54.000 It's going to be fun.
02:22:55.000 Always fun.
02:22:55.000 And Lewis is Unbox Therapy on Twitter.
02:22:59.000 And this weekend's show's almost sold out in Vancouver and Calgary.
02:23:03.000 There's only a handful of tickets left for Calgary.
02:23:06.000 But I'm there Friday and Saturday with the Golden Pony, a.k.a.
02:23:09.000 Tony Hinchcliffe.
02:23:10.000 And I'll be back tomorrow with Dr. Chris Ryan.
02:23:13.000 So until then, bye-bye.
02:23:15.000 Big kiss.