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00:02:07.000Yeah, because you're not supposed to be on the train track, and we would put things on.
00:02:10.000So they would just sit there, and I think it was more just to scare you, but they would shoot these salt bullets at you or something like that.
00:02:17.000Well, a lot of people die by committing suicide on your train tracks.
00:02:21.000But train tracks, that's not the third rail.
00:02:24.000The third rail is like subway stations.
00:04:04.000I mean, I think, isn't that how it always works?
00:04:06.000Unless things, I say always works, but unless things turn into deserts.
00:04:09.000Because deserts didn't always used to be deserts.
00:04:12.000Like, I think even the Sahara at one point in time was like lush.
00:04:16.000And that's the whole take on the Sphinx.
00:04:19.000Like, the guys who want to backdate the Sphinx, they've brought in these geologists, specifically this guy named Dr. Robert Schock from Boston University.
00:04:30.000And he thinks that the water erosion on the container or the...
00:04:37.000The chamber, the temple, the Sphinx, I think they're calling it.
00:04:42.000And it's where they carve the Sphinx out of the ground.
00:04:44.000The whole temple area where the Sphinx is.
00:04:48.000These stones that are carved that have all these water erosion marks all over them.
00:04:53.000Like the deep fissures where water cuts through a crack in the rock and does so for thousands of years.
00:05:00.000So this is like thousands of years of rainfall that's caused this water erosion.
00:05:05.000And the problem with that is the last time there was rainfall in the Nile Valley was like 9,000 BC. Or 9,000 years ago, I think it is.
00:05:14.000So it's like 7,000 BC. So that was like the last time there was rainfall there.
00:05:17.000So it had to have been several thousand years before that of it raining on those rocks to create that kind of erosion before that place became a desert.
00:05:26.000So that's the thing about California, man.
00:06:51.000Yeah, and I guess they said if they had a two-week notice, they could have taken all the fish and saved them and moved them to another lake or something like that.
00:08:58.000Yeah, especially if it's been a hard road getting over here in America.
00:09:02.000You're fucking struggling, you got some sort of a shitty job doing construction work under the table for cash, and now here you're at the party, finally, and you're just getting lit.
00:09:15.000Did you see that concrete on the opposite side of droughts?
00:09:18.000The concrete that absorbs 880 gallons of water in a minute?
00:09:22.000It's this concrete they can now put on roads and in parks.
00:09:29.000So places like Houston or Texas, these flash floods, this actually just absorbs water.
00:09:36.000This is insane and we're looking at a video now for folks listening to this where there's a giant water truck and the water truck is pouring water onto this parking lot and the water is just disappearing.
00:11:32.000There was an article in one of the LA magazines about, I forget which magazine, but it was about how a lot of these poor communities in, like, South Central LA, like, cocaine is, like, stupid expensive right now, apparently.
00:12:50.000Alcohol is one of the most destructive to your body, destructive to society, destructive to your behavior and the kind of activities you engage in, drunk driving, violent altercations.
00:13:26.000You could get the drug of choice, the most destructive drug, at every CVS, every pharmacy, every supermarket.
00:13:34.000Every supermarket you go to, you can get fucked up.
00:13:37.000You go down that liquor aisle, you just grab bottles, throw them in your cart, you could drink them in the car, and you would never be able to drive home.
00:14:36.000Because cocaine just makes you more awake.
00:14:39.000I mean, so rockstar cocaine just makes you even more awake?
00:14:42.000I think the idea is that the cocaine you're getting when you go to a regular place and you're partying, Is half speed or 20% speed or 5% speed or whatever the fuck it is.
00:15:12.000I found out I didn't smoke crack just the other day.
00:15:15.000That's so funny you said that because I found out that what it was, somebody was talking about freebasing cocaine, which is where you cook it with baking soda and you get the pure, what you're doing is you're extracting the purity of the cocaine.
00:15:32.000Yeah, that's what I said, but I guess crack is a little bit more mixed with chemical, some kind of hardening chemical or something like that.
00:16:09.000Anyway, he was talking about how crazy it is that you get sentenced far more brutally if you get caught with crack and what kind of jail time you're looking at versus getting caught with cocaine.
00:16:22.000And he's like, it's totally racist because it's the same drug.
00:16:36.000So the fact that one of them will get you like 10-year mandatory minimum and the other one you're out in like six months or whatever the fuck it would be if you're selling one or the other.
00:16:53.000It's just because they're selling it in these crime-filled environments.
00:16:58.000So whether or not it's racist or whether it's a response to the environment in which they're selling crack, the idea is if you go into the country club and you're teeing off with Brad at 4 p.m.,
00:17:13.000you guys are going to do a little bump before...
00:17:16.000You're not the guy who is selling crack out of the backseat of his hopped up Nissan and, you know, shooting at people and who knows what the fuck else he's doing, what kind of stupid shit this guy's involved in.
00:17:30.000He's creating a nuisance for the neighborhood.
00:17:42.000The idea of what they can do and not do legally is so fucked up because one of the ways they bust pot dealers is they weigh not just the pot, but they weigh the dirt and the pot that the pot is planted in.
00:18:54.000You know, the idea that we're going to go to the grave and the world that we leave behind is going to be just as fucking stupid as it was when we were in high school.
00:19:11.000But if it does help one thing, it'll help people recognize what coke really is.
00:19:15.000Like, if you see someone who's fucked up that's a drunk, like, you go, like, I've seen people at bars, I'm like, I am not fucking drinking.
00:19:22.000Like, I don't want to be that guy, you know?
00:19:24.000And like, I think we, that's a big part of how people learn, is watching people around us fuck up.
00:19:31.000When no one around you fucks up, that's when you have this distorted perception of what's going on.
00:19:38.000Having no real understanding of what the effects of cocaine are on a one-to-one basis.
00:19:44.000If you saw it, if you saw someone that you know doing it, or if you did it You would know.
00:19:49.000Like right now, it's got too much myth behind it.
00:19:52.000You know, it's part of the fucking Scarface thing.
00:19:55.000You know, like you're fucking, I don't give a shit, bro.
00:23:28.000I wonder if, you know, like, you could talk to, like, a Dr. Carl Hart type guy.
00:23:31.000He was like, nah, it's all in your head.
00:23:32.000It was basically just like being drunk, just with a shitty flavor.
00:23:36.000Yeah, I wonder half of it might be just, like, your myth or what you think it is.
00:23:40.000Because, I mean, back in the day, they used to say you used to trip from drinking Absinthe, but nowadays you don't hear that anymore, but...
00:23:45.000Maybe they're not getting the good stuff, right?
00:24:39.000Marketers love to capitalize on the product's illicit reputation, but the fact is it's no more likely to make you see things than vodka, whiskey, or tequila.
00:24:50.000Absinthe was banned because it's hallucinogenic.
00:24:54.000If absinthe isn't hallucinogenic, why was it banned?
00:24:59.000In most European countries and in the US in the early 20th century, absence became a victim of its own popularity when the French wine industry and temperance movement targeted a common scapegoat to promote their respective agendas.
00:25:24.000In reality, according to Brews, whatever his name is, it was a cheap, adulterated versions of the drink.
00:25:33.000Oh, it was cheap, adulterated versions of the drink, sold by unscrupulous manufacturers, not unlike bathtub gin during Prohibition that caused the problems.
00:25:44.000Okay, so they just decided to capitalize on it, sort of the same way a partnership for a drug-free America.
00:25:50.000Like, if you don't know, I used to do a bit about the dog, the lady with the talking dog, as many comedians did, but there was a stupidest commercial where the girl would come home from school and the dog would be like, hey, I miss my friend.
00:26:04.000Wish you wouldn't get high all the time.
00:26:06.000It's the stupidest fucking commercial, isn't it?
00:26:08.000But then you find out as stupid as that commercial is that it was made by something called a partnership for a drug-free America Well when you go into that that's where it gets hilarious a partnership for a drug-free America was financed in part at least by alcohol tobacco and pharmaceutical companies so I'm like Alcohol companies talking shit about pot is like hookers doing commercials against strippers.
00:26:35.000I'm like, that's literally what it's like.
00:26:36.000This is just cutting out the competition.
00:26:51.000When you really find out that drug companies that make trillions of dollars selling drugs, if you combine the alcohol, the pharmaceutical industry, and the tobacco industry worldwide, that is trillions of dollars.
00:28:27.000Classic method of serving absinthe involves slowly dripping water into the spirit, often over a sugar cube held on by a special perforated spoon.
00:28:38.000But in another tradition that magically appeared in the 1900s, Beru says...
00:31:38.000I thought then you were going, because I mean, just watching movies, you know, but like natural born killers, you know, they went in that whole like thing where there's flying horses with...
00:31:46.000If you're into peyote, you're likely to have a dream catcher on your wall.
00:31:52.000You might have one of those feather tattoos that goes down your arm with a band with some feathers.
00:32:22.000And they were going to test it out to find out why.
00:32:25.000But, you know, it could have been he mixed it with something else, like an antidepressant, or he...
00:32:29.000That's probably really dangerous, because I think some medications, if you're taking something that is an antidepressant like SSRI, you're not supposed to do ayahuasca, certain SSRIs.
00:32:42.000And I think also, if you're taking anything where it gets really dangerous, if you're taking anything that's an MAOI, a monoamine oxidase inhibitor, Which is very common in some forms of medication and it is the reason why you can take ayahuasca in an oral form.
00:33:04.000So normally when you, like, ayahuasca, when you're taking it, what you're doing is essentially it's like a slow release DMT trip, right?
00:33:12.000DMT is in so many different plants, it's in hundreds, thousands even, that your body produces something to break it down in your gut.
00:33:19.000So if you were eating lettuce, and the lettuce had DMT in it, you'd just trip your fucking balls off, right?
00:33:25.000So your body's like, well, this is ridiculous.
00:33:26.000We can't just keep tripping every time we have a salad.
00:33:29.000So your body produces something called monoamine oxidase, and that MAOI is also a part of the ayahuasca mixture.
00:33:42.000The inhibitor is something called harmine.
00:33:44.000So what it is is it inhibits your body's natural production of this stuff that breaks down DMT. So it allows it to get into your bloodstream and you have this wild crazy trip.
00:33:53.000But apparently that same active ingredient in harmine also exists in a bunch of prescription medications.
00:34:00.000So if you're on that prescription medication and you go and you take this other stuff as well, you get this overdose effect and it could be super dangerous for you apparently.
00:34:10.000Super dangerous to fuck with that stuff too.
00:34:13.000Prescription ones and try to make like your own version of ayahuasca, like by taking DMT with an MAOI, like you gotta know what the fuck you're doing.
00:34:37.000If you're getting mushrooms from a reputable source, Not like there is one, but if you know what you're doing and you get mushrooms, you grow them yourself, let's say, it's just mushrooms.
00:35:27.000It's not even the same drug as smoking it.
00:35:29.000The reason why we don't know is because it's illegal.
00:35:32.000They should be teaching that in school.
00:35:34.000They teach you in school like how many ounces of alcohol you could have for 100 pounds of body weight in order to worry, you know, like if you could drive, like you could have six ounces of beer and then you could drive.
00:35:45.000If you get over that, now you start getting into the illegal area.
00:38:47.000And so for him, I think he probably misses that complete, total escape from reality that you could get when you eat 500 milligrams of Chiba Chus.
00:39:04.000The world will become paper thin, walls will crumble in front of you like they're made out of dust, and you'll just be looking over the landscape that is the impending doom of your own body and society and the death of your wife and children and your friends and everyone dying.
00:40:48.000I don't know if you know about this, but this is on the internet, and we're talking about things that may or may not be legal, federally...
00:41:01.000The federal government still, like, that's why these guys that are running for president on the Republican side, some of them are so fucking scary.
00:41:09.000Because if they really do say, do what they say they're going to do, and get into office, and then all of a sudden go after these pot shops, start raiding them.
00:41:17.000Like, you're looking at, like, some Civil War shit.
00:41:27.000No one thinks he can actually become president, but if he did become president, one of the things that he said he would do is immediately go into Colorado and Washington State and shut down all the pot sales.
00:41:50.000Ben Carson is one of the best pediatric brain surgeons in the world.
00:41:55.000Like, he has saved conjoined twins when conjoined twins were linked together at the head.
00:42:04.000Apparently, these kids, they were sharing one artery that's a very important artery.
00:42:11.000They had, I think, more than 20 different doctors or a bunch of different doctors that worked 20 hours to try to help these kids, and they survived.
00:43:29.000If you separate yourself from society's idea of how you should behave or shouldn't behave, and society's idea of what's aesthetically pleasing about some kinds of music and how difficult it is to do, and just look at it outside of culture,
00:45:02.000I think you get a lot of that with people.
00:45:04.000I think this Ben Carson guy, he probably focused so much on that that he didn't apply that objective reasoning and that intellect to examining the various aspects of the mythology that he's accepted as his reality.
00:45:21.000Because Christianity, at the end of the day, with no proof, everything is mythology.
00:45:36.000If you have some proof that there was a God, that this God had one son, and he made this son come down and get the fuck beat out of him and nailed to a board so that we could all have no sin.
00:45:49.000Do you have a box of evidence that you can pull out and we can examine all the different pieces that points to the undeniable conclusion that that's true?
00:45:58.000Because if you don't, then it's a myth.
00:46:02.000Doesn't mean it's not real, but if you put all your fucking eggs in that basket and you don't have any proof at all, Well, you're entering into this weird world where you don't pay attention to shit.
00:46:13.000You're entering into this weird world where you ignore certain aspects of things because you've decided what is and what isn't.
00:46:37.000I mean, that's what people would do normally.
00:46:40.000But, you know, I went to, my kid had a function today, and I went to this function, and they're all, we're singing God Bless America, and there's like something about heaven in there, and there's school prayer.
00:46:51.000I'm like, okay, are we teaching people?
00:48:31.000And again, it's just not saying that Jesus isn't real.
00:48:34.000It's just saying, like, if that story existed in any other form other than religion, you'd be like, what?
00:48:41.000If you looked at that story outside of religion, if it wasn't something that, you know, you made the sign of the cross every morning and went to school and prayed, if you just read the story about a guy who was magic and could turn water into wine,
00:50:00.000The idea behind that is so stupid that you could tell a story for a thousand years and get it right when you write it down.
00:50:07.000It is interesting, like, you know, Pope, you know, he believes in the Big Bang Theory and evolution's real, so it seems like they kind of have to slowly start accepting everything, but when it comes down to it, they still believe, you know, a magic man, you know, Jesus, flying around with lasers.
00:50:23.000I'll tell you what, man, it always weirds me out when they have that guy on TV. It weirds me the fuck out.
00:50:48.000And they were talking about forgiveness, and Catholicism is all about forgiveness, and Maria Shriver is, like, being all proud to be a Catholic, and they're showing the Mass.
00:51:47.000I mean, the whole thing is so fucking ridiculous, and that this guy is meeting with all these people all across America, and they're all so happy to meet the Pope.
00:51:57.000This is so amazing, and he listens to people's stories, and he decides whether or not people should be able to get married if they're gay.
00:53:23.000It totally depends what part of the foot like if you kiss like my shin my instep my instep I consider a weapon It's like kissing a knuckle, but if you suck on my little pinky toe I have a problem with that.
00:53:36.000Yeah, I mean I just googled Pope kisses feet and the first thing is humbling moment Pope Francis washes Rome prisoners So it's just him washing a bunch of guys mmm He washes them?
00:56:42.000Whereas like if cotton gets wet, you're fucked.
00:56:44.000Like so when you hunt, a lot of times it's cold as shit out, but you're dressed heavily and you're walking like up hills and you heat up and you start sweating.
00:56:55.000Well, if you're wearing cotton, it's really fucking dangerous because that's how people get hypothermia.
00:57:00.000They start walking, they walk up hills and then they sit down and they fucking freeze to death.
00:57:05.000Because your whole body is like soaking wet from walking and then you sit and you're like, oh Jesus, like you get tired and you can't go on anymore.
00:57:56.000It's like one of the best ways to prevent your body from really stinking when you go on these trips.
00:58:02.000Because when we were in Montana the first time, when I got that deer right there, we were outside for five days, six days without a shower.
00:58:11.000And I'm sure I didn't smell great, for sure.
01:01:19.000And somebody said they think it's an ocular migraine, which is a migraine that you don't have a headache, but your eyes, from stressing it, looking at computers or lack of sleep, that happens.
01:01:31.000But I've had it happen twice in a month.
01:04:11.000I just think it will be one hour, and then it'll be two hours, and then it'll be four hours a day, and the next thing you know, I'm not writing any new jokes.
01:04:20.000I'm not going to the improv or the comedy store.
01:04:23.000I'm not sitting in front of the The computer or pen and paper and getting shit done.
01:07:45.000I had a sunburn in my eye once because I was sitting at a table after a rainstorm and the sun had reflected off the table into my eyes for two hours, you know, while I was just sitting there drinking or whatever.
01:07:56.000And the next, like, a couple hours later, I couldn't see out of my eyes for like two days.
01:09:33.000I was going to say, it's probably terrifying you're living under this dictatorship, but if anybody would feel that it's not like that, it's him, because he knows what America's like.
01:09:43.000I mean, they're trying to put that fucking guy in jail.
01:09:45.000And why are they trying to put him in jail?
01:09:49.000That's why they're trying to put him in jail.
01:09:50.000They're trying to put him in jail for the very thing that Obama used to have on his Hope and Change campaign website.
01:09:56.000On his Hope and Change campaign website, before Obama became elected, he had this whole thing about whistleblowers, that they would support whistleblowers, people that were exposing crime, and that they wouldn't punish these people, they would help them.
01:10:10.000But meanwhile, he's been the worst for whistleblowers.
01:10:16.000He didn't really have the power that he claimed to have or would have when he got in, and then when he did get in, he didn't do any of the things he said he would do when it comes to whistleblowers, nor did he support them publicly.
01:10:27.000He kept his fucking mouth shut, or he spoke disparagingly about Snowden.
01:10:32.000Meanwhile, if you ask the American people, if you gave like a poll, like if everybody on Twitter had a vote, how many people are happy with what Ed Snowden did and how many people think that what he did was dangerous and he should be in jail.
01:10:45.000I guarantee you most people, especially people that know what the case is actually about, they would support him.
01:10:51.000He went way out of his way to make sure that no one got in trouble, or that no one was doxxed, that their information wasn't released, and that critical operations weren't compromised.
01:11:29.000He should have a speech, and he should tell the American public that what the NSA did crossed the line, and that the average American person is not a criminal, and we shouldn't be treated as a criminal until proven differently.
01:11:43.000That's not how democracy works, and that kind of pressure...
01:11:46.000Living your life under that kind of pressure is awful.
01:11:49.000Nobody wants to live like that, worrying that people are looking over your shoulder because it affects your freedom.
01:11:54.000It affects the way you think and behave.
01:11:56.000You feel like you're being observed and watched.
01:12:00.000And that has a big impact on how you behave and think.
01:12:05.000If you ever worked in a place where your boss thought you were untrustworthy, or thought you were sneaky, or didn't like you in any way, and they're always checking in on your work, and they're always following you around, it makes working in that office a fucking nightmare.
01:12:22.000You're spending eight hours a day with some fucking guy who's constantly looking at you sideways.
01:13:36.000How about you just catch people when they do crime?
01:13:39.000How about you just prevent crime from happening and not by making everyone a criminal?
01:13:44.000When you start looking at everybody's fucking email, you start recording everybody's phone calls, you start taking everybody's text messages and putting them in a database.
01:14:34.000No, but Facebook has all that, and I've been doing it for years.
01:14:39.000You just forget when you log in with Facebook how much you actually use Facebook, or you're telling Facebook what you're doing, but you forget that you're logged into E24 with Facebook.
01:14:49.000You're logged into this with Facebook.
01:15:51.000Because it's tailored to my search results.
01:15:54.000And, you know, just saying Olive Garden right now will make Olive Garden play on YouTube, you know, because they go through the audio of YouTube videos and there's certain advertising.
01:16:03.000So you say Olive Garden right now, there will be an Olive Garden ad at the beginning of the podcast?
01:16:27.000Yeah, but I mean, imagine if you tried to look, if you took parts of it, that's like one of the problems that I have with people taking little snippets of the podcast and then making whole articles about a conversation that was said.
01:16:41.000Because you're taking something that's completely out of context, and all the humor and irony and sarcasm, all that shit's completely missing.
01:20:24.000Those things are giant, and they're perfect.
01:20:26.000The Great Pyramid has 2,600,000 stones.
01:20:30.000They're cut so perfectly that you can't even wedge a sheet of paper.
01:20:34.000You can't get a razor blade in between the stones in most cases.
01:20:37.000The ones that you see on the outside that are rough and horrible, the reason why they're rough is because the pyramid used to be covered in smooth limestone.
01:20:44.000It used to be this beautiful, smooth, flat surface.
01:20:48.000But when they were building Cairo, those fucking apes, like a thousand years later, two thousand years later, whatever it was, they stole all the limestone from the pyramids.
01:20:58.000They chipped it, chipped it away, pulled it off, and built their streets with it.
01:21:24.000That was one of the explanations for what the Sphinx was.
01:21:29.000The Sphinx was what they call a yardang.
01:21:32.000What a yardang is when you say, like, you've ever seen, like, they always have these, like, mountains where the side of the mountain looks like an Indian's head.
01:21:38.000Well, the idea is you take something like that and then you start actually carving away at it until it really looks like a Sphinx.
01:21:46.000The idea was that there was this rock that looked similar to that.
01:21:49.000It was like some standout rock, and then they did all this stuff to it.
01:21:53.000The problem with that is there's just a lot of evidence for how they built that thing.
01:23:15.000They just have modern bricks and they're smoothing it all out.
01:23:19.000So, I mean, yeah, I guess it looks good, like in terms of, you know, it's smooth stones and everything, but what they're doing is not the original Sphinx.
01:23:33.000Have you ever seen those people make the sidewalks where it looks like there's a bunch of rocks, but it's not.
01:23:38.000It's just an illusion where they take this thing, they put it down and make lines to make it look like rocks, and then they wash it a certain way.
01:24:03.000Like where if they're making like a sidewalk they put down this all this concrete then they put like a pattern that looks like Cut out rocks over it and they kind of like step on it They take it off and then they wash like a fake wash on it or something So then the final product looks like they have individual stones in the sidewalk when it really it's just like an illusion and It's kind of like what it looks like they're doing to the Sphinx,
01:24:27.000where they're almost making it look like they're putting new rocks in it, where it's probably just lines, paint, airbrush.
01:27:00.000I guess from what I understand is, you know, the guys that used to have the horses back in the days, they used to be like, you know, drive around the horse carriages and stuff.
01:28:14.000Thinking about it, last time I was in Vegas, it'd be really hard to, if there's a giant cab line, and you're like, ah, screw it, I'm going to use an Uber instead, you just go off to the side of the street and just stop, and a cab's going to pick you up, Uber's going to stop on the Strip and pick you up, there'd be chaos.
01:30:29.000If you said that, like, I want to build my house here.
01:30:32.000But for whatever reason, because they have more money than you, they can do that.
01:30:36.000Like, they're building some stupid-ass fucking building.
01:30:38.000That it's more important they build a stupid-ass fucking building than it is for you to drive on the street that you pay taxes to maintain.
01:30:47.000Or when they're, like, closed down streets for, like, oh, they're filming the Kardashians up ahead, so they close down Sunset.
01:34:05.000This is what I think about these things.
01:34:07.000I love the fact that someone's making them.
01:34:09.000I love the fact that they're available.
01:34:11.000And if you live in a place like LA and you have electrical power, you could drive this every day, plug it in at night, you'd be fine.
01:34:20.000But I would always want to have a real car standing by.
01:34:23.000I would always want to have a real car standing by in case the shit hit the fan.
01:34:27.000You had to get out of town and you need something that works on just gasoline, you know, because I just think if you need to drive a long distance, like from New York to California, you can't fucking do it in that thing.
01:35:23.000The company went under, but they created this amazingly beautiful car that even had solar panel on the roof that powered the radio.
01:35:34.000But when they had that big storm in the Pacific Northeast a few years back, they left all the Fiskars on the dock, and they all got washed away by the ocean and exploded.
01:35:45.000The water came out of the ocean and filled up the parking lot, and the water level raised up to where the batteries were, and they all exploded.
01:39:39.000God, I just love what they're doing these days.
01:39:42.000I just love the fact that everything continues to improve.
01:39:46.000Like, whatever you buy, whether you're buying toasters or whether you're buying televisions or cars, they just keep making shit better and better and better.
01:39:56.000And now you can get really good shit fairly reasonably, for fairly reasonable money.
01:40:03.000I saw some review they were doing about this new Jeep that they have.
01:40:06.000It's like a Jeep, but it's based on the Fiat platform.
01:41:21.000Well, it's because as the engineering gets better and the cars get better, even a car that used to be kind of quick, like back in the day when I had a Volkswagen, they're fast now.
01:41:32.000If you compared a Volkswagen when I had my Volkswagen, which was 1993, I think I bought it, A Corvette from that day is probably slower than a GTI from today.
01:43:09.000I think I know what you're talking about.
01:43:11.000I think Audi was talking about how many different cars it was because they were a part of the thing, but I don't believe it was their cars as well.
01:43:20.000I'm pretty sure it had to do with diesels for the most part, which is what Callan has, that fuck.
01:43:25.000And I was always telling him, like, this thing stinks.
01:43:27.000How could this be good for the environment?
01:44:50.000But, you know, having such a small, fast, peppy car the last three years, there's a big difference between having almost like a go-kart and then having like a...
01:46:22.000You're going to get in your car in the morning.
01:46:24.000Say if you had a regular job, you would get in your car in the morning and you would press, you know, office, boom, whatever it is, and you just sit down.
01:46:34.000You sit down, you read your newspaper, you look at your laptop, and that asshole that's not automated, he's going to be the problem.
01:47:01.000Because you're going to have to get something that's big enough to fly people around in, which means before Uber ever uses it, people are going to be flying around in them.
01:47:10.000And if once people can fly around in them...
01:47:13.000They're not going to trust other people to drive them around in it.
01:47:45.000And they'd just fly through the building and kill her.
01:47:48.000I mean, people would do that, you know?
01:47:50.000There'd be people that, they'd just decide, I'm fucking, I'm gonna take out the U.S. Open, it's playing, I'm gonna do the ninth hole, and I'm gonna fucking crash my car right into everybody.
01:48:00.000People just can decide to go places where ordinarily fences were there until now.
01:48:06.000Have you been tempted to buy a drone yet?
01:49:47.000We were just talking about this a couple weeks ago.
01:49:50.000Well, we were talking about these guys that come over and they have a shit ton of money and they buy all this expensive real estate and then there was the people that were racing.
01:50:03.000They think that that might have been a fucking bullshit LA County thing.
01:50:06.000They were just taking $300,000 to pay for something and then he's out of here anyway.
01:50:12.000Neighbors say they believe the prince has already fled the country in a private jet, leaving his rented house behind.
01:50:16.000One woman, who would only give her name, as Isabelle said, numerous cars were coming in and out of the property late Thursday, and it looked like the prince was moving out.
01:50:26.000Meanwhile, remember, imagine living next to a prince.
01:50:29.000Another neighbor, Eric Stitzkin, Rumpelstitzkin, added, I am sure he has taken off on his private jet by now.
01:50:38.000I don't think he even needs a passport to get out of here.
01:50:51.000This is what you can get away with in 2015, that you only pay a couple hundred thousand dollars for bail, even though they know you're worth trillions.
01:57:03.000Like you thought you were unconscious?
01:57:05.000No, no, like where they make you count backwards and then you wake up and you're in another room and you're like, wait, what the fuck happened?
01:57:10.000Where am I? So what is your fear about the dentist?
01:57:14.000Did you experience pain when you were a kid?
01:57:16.000Yeah, when I was young, I was in a car accident, and my two front teeth got knocked in half.
01:57:22.000They cut in half in this car accident.
01:57:24.000And I had to have a lot of different surgeries.
01:57:27.000I mean, I'm like six years old getting drills and shit in my mouth.
01:57:33.000And then I've had them knocked out before, after that, and they put them in again.
01:57:38.000Growing up, I had a lot of teeth problems, just like surgical stuff.
01:57:43.000Two separate wisdom tooth, compact tooth, implant into my skull.
01:58:46.000I wouldn't say that my shoulder is 100% after a stem cell because I still kind of feel it, but I don't have any pain.
01:58:52.000And I'm not doing anything heavy as far as like bench pressing, but I'm doing a lot of crazy rowing, like heavy weights, like 100 pound dumbbells, 110 pound dumbbells, no problem.
01:59:14.000I haven't doing any bench press, but I've been doing like a lot of sets of push-ups because I don't want to tax the area too much because it's only been two months.
01:59:21.000I keep waiting for it to hurt the next day.
02:00:38.000My friend who works at Tejón Ranch, my friend Brian, sent me a photograph.
02:00:43.000When people get mad at people that hunt, I need to understand that one of the biggest things that kills animals like deer and elk is they kill each other.
02:00:55.000This big giant elk got killed by another elk.
02:00:58.000It stabbed him to death with its antlers.
02:01:43.000If people are allowed to have guns on campus, if there were armed guards on campus, if teachers were allowed to carry guns, if students were allowed to carry guns, if the gun enthusiasts...
02:01:52.000Like, everybody's worried the gun enthusiasts would be shooting more people.
02:02:08.000Because a lot of people think that more guns is more problems.
02:02:11.000But I think that a lot of reasons why these people that are horrible, horrible people that go and do these things and shoot up schools is because they know schools are not going to be armed.
02:02:19.000It's the same reason why they don't want to go and shoot up a military base, unless they're trying to suicide.
02:03:15.000But the idea that somehow or another a crazy person doing something bad should prevent a rational, sane person from having a gun, that doesn't make any sense to me.