In this episode of No Laptop, Jamie and I talk about the benefits of not having a phone in your car, and why you should never live with someone who drives you to work every day. We also talk about what it's like living with a crazy stripper and why it's not as fun as it should be. We also discuss the benefits and drawbacks of having a car with no radio, and how to deal with driving while drunk. And of course, we talk about ice cream and other things that we like to do in general. We hope you enjoy this episode, and if you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts and leave us a rating and review! If you like the podcast, please consider becoming a patron patron and leaving us a five star rating and a review on iTunes! Thanks to our sponsor, VaynerMedia! I hope you all have a great week, and we ll see you next Monday! XOXO, Kevin and I hope to see you soon! Love ya, Kevin xoxo - Kevin and Jaimie <3 - P.S. - Kevin & JAMIE - Kevin and Jamie XO - - J.V. - SONGS - PODCAST: & P.B. - P.M. - R.A. - SONG: P.O. & S.E. - A.J. - D.D. - M. ( ) - BONUS EPISODE: - MOSCOTTERROSO ( ) - S.C. (featuring: ) (feat. R. ( ) ( ) & JAYNN ( ) AND JAYN ( ) and JAYE ( ) is BACK AND S. (?) - SANDY ( ) P. B. ( ) - MELT ( ) . (VYNN ( AND P. CASTLE ( ) BECAUSE HE'S BACK AND RYAN ( ) // S. AVAILABLE ( ) , P. M. ( ), P. S. AND POTTERY ( , ) AND SORCH ( ) :D) - SORRY, S. TAYLOR ( ) LOSER ( ) CHEESE ( ) )
00:05:09.000Not just Dave Letterman, but there was a bunch of fans of Conan O'Brien.
00:05:13.000There was a whole situation where Conan took over The Tonight Show, and then remember Jay Leno had a show before him, and then it became this crazy thing where The Tonight Show wasn't doing so well.
00:05:22.000Well, this is like Cosby Rapin' Bitches.
00:05:25.000Before that, before that, before we knew that...
00:06:05.000When he was young, he would go on David Letterman, be, like, this, like, super edgy guy.
00:06:09.000And then for some comics, they felt like when he started hosting The Tonight Show, he kind of became more middle America and became more...
00:08:05.000They're taking a big chance having them there.
00:08:07.000So it was weird that their, I don't remember what my original point was, but their conversation, oh, this is what it was.
00:08:12.000That their conversation was written out.
00:08:14.000So it was like the writers, like really sharp dudes that were trying to...
00:08:17.000And then they came out with all these different like characters and reoccurring themes and everything that they would use on the show.
00:08:23.000And it became like a real cohesive thing.
00:08:25.000And then when he went to the Tonight Show, they changed the show.
00:08:30.000Like all of a sudden he was doing like the Tonight Show.
00:08:33.000You know, it's like the whole thing was different, the feel was different.
00:08:36.000You gotta do what got you to the dance.
00:08:38.000Not only that, when they did it, Jay Leno was number one.
00:08:41.000Like when they had Jay Leno step out and they put Conan O'Brien in, I think they probably, you know, they have these weird things where they base it on how old people are.
00:08:51.000Like, if you're old as fuck, they don't want you.
00:08:53.000Because old people don't spend any money.
00:08:55.000They want those 18, 34-year-old men who are single.
00:09:13.000But there was also this thing where the Howard Stern Show was pissed at him.
00:09:16.000And Howard Stern was pissed at Jay Leno because someone, whoever it was, on the Jay Leno writing staff most likely, was ripping off ideas from the Howard Stern Show.
00:12:40.000When you do that, when you steal, you usually steal because there's a different mindset for a plagiarist than there is for someone who's creative.
00:12:50.000And I think the mindset of someone who's a plagiarist is the mindset of it's all about me.
00:12:55.000It's about me getting this stuff and then I'm going to do it and I'm going to be a bad motherfucker.
00:13:40.000It can help you and it gives you like the courage and the belief in yourself, even if it doesn't make any sense, to try something that's very difficult to do.
00:18:44.000It's like people look at themselves, like say if you were a loser in high school and you fucked, there's a lot of people that are haunted by high school for like their whole life.
00:18:54.000That's why being bullied is so dangerous to some people.
00:18:58.000Because if they get really fucked with by people and tormented by people in high school, That shit can carry over to the rest of their life.
00:23:11.000I wasn't really good at that until I calmed down.
00:23:14.000I don't think I was even that good socially when I started doing stand-up.
00:23:18.000I think I got way better at it because I realized I need to.
00:23:22.000But one of the things that I was thinking when I first started doing it was like, man, I wish I would just go back to competing because in competing I didn't need anybody's approval.
00:23:33.000I kind of liked it if you didn't like me.
00:23:35.000I kind of liked it if there's a bunch of people cheering against me.
00:23:38.000I was like, just wait, wait to see what I do.
00:25:20.000A lot of the super winners, they're just different, man.
00:25:24.000And it's something, maybe they're born with that, or an event in their life happened or something like that, and they're just these ultra winners, and I could never relate to it, I gotta be honest.
00:25:35.000I wonder if being like that, it's the only way you become an ultra winner if you just think about the winning only.
00:25:40.000You can't be this like really social butterfly person that just goes around and makes friends with everybody.
00:25:46.000You got to be some driven psycho that's getting up at 4.30 and running up hills.
00:25:56.000You know, I had a crazy conversation with BJ Penn the other night.
00:25:59.000I just got a text out of the blue from BJ. Called BJ up, and BJ and I were talking about all sorts of shit, and he was talking to this friend of his who got his black belt in four years.
00:26:12.000You know, BJ got his black belt in three and a half years.
00:28:18.000Like, it's one of those things where you just have to, you have to be able to put aside any thoughts of the damage that you're doing to yourself.
00:30:35.000The thing about fighting that makes it different than anything else, even more difficult than jujitsu, Because jiu-jitsu is nerve-wracking.
00:30:42.000And when you watch two guys going at it and they're trying to kill each other, they're nervous as fuck before that, you know?
00:30:48.000But they're not as worried about injury.
00:34:40.000But the fact that he throws it like that off of his front leg, like for folks who don't know how hard that is to do, that requires like some crazy dexterity.
00:34:49.000And to see that from a heavyweight is pretty rare.
00:34:51.000For the listeners, most people will know Donald Cerrone for throwing.
00:37:15.000But what those guys can do, guys like him, guys like Gair and Sage Northcutt, rather.
00:37:22.000Sage Northcutt has that front leg kick that he throws, and it's very unusual because he stands orthodox and throws his front leg side kick off his left leg, and it's a really good front leg side kick.
00:40:14.000Isn't that a perfect, it's a perfect example.
00:40:16.000It is, but you can't do what this kid can do, like with flips and stuff, but Michael McDonnell knocks motherfuckers into oblivion with his punches.
00:43:20.000Like, when a guy gets to a certain level, like, you know, Terrence Crawford or something like that, like, you give the guy some tests along the way, but you realize early on, okay, you're dealing with a really talented guy.
00:43:46.000We're going to give him a test in this fight.
00:43:48.000And what you're trying to do is you're trying to build your fighter up.
00:43:51.000Whereas what happens in MMA, there's no long-term structure and there's no amateur structure that's like...
00:44:00.000Comparable to what boxing has so it's really hard for people to get built up to the point where They come into the pro ranks with a very high degree of skill unless they come from a different discipline wrestling That's why I see wrestlers Damien Maia Damien Maia who's fucking smashing people I mean Damien Maia's jiu-jitsu is terrifying but what what was he was a multiple-time world jiu-jitsu champion Jacare Jacare,
00:44:55.000I'm saying it's an issue in the sport.
00:44:58.000It's tough, man, because I was talking with someone, I think with Kenny Floyd, and I'm like, man, I'd love to see Northcutt get like eight fights in the UFC. Just murk people and get comfortable, and we both agreed that that's not going to happen.
00:45:11.000Because he wins four in a row, people are crying for a towel shot.
00:45:14.000And a reason for this is because of these freaks, these one-percenters that everyone compares everyone to, and that's like a Ronda Rousey who just comes on the scene, Merck and people, or Jon Jones.
00:45:25.000You're talking about, most people aren't like that, man.
00:45:28.000Those are the LeBron James of our sport.
00:49:00.000If Rumble gets his conditioning together, and I think Rumble had a real hard time in that Cormier fight, but the Rumble that you see when you saw him fight Jimmy Manoa, the Rumble that, like...
00:50:20.000What do you think about this TJ Dillashaw thing?
00:50:22.000TJ Dillashaw moved camps to Elevation, Team Elevation in Colorado, and, you know, Uriah is, uh, noted, Well, understandably upset, you know?
00:50:33.000I knew this for weeks because he moved to my head coach, my old head coach.
00:51:34.000I don't know how much they're paying them if it's smart, but it makes smart to get their social media because I always thought about this because let's say you give me whatever 10 grand to wear a t-shirt for one night for 30 seconds, or you can sponsor for the year and all my fucking social media and training, I'm rocking your shit.
00:51:50.000Well, you can today, too, especially with a guy like TJ that's super popular or someone like Rhonda or, you know, anyone who's, like, very popular on social media.
00:52:02.000Or you gotta have someone that works with you and for you, like a manager or something like that who knows how to do that shit.
00:52:08.000I used to hire a photographer, Eric Williams, a beast photographer, and he'd come to my training camps and he'd take all these pictures and send them to me at night so I could post them throughout the week.
00:52:17.000Some people post all their shit themselves, and some people, like, some athletes and even some, like, musicians, you see, like, posted by Team Cruise.
00:52:33.000Like, I think it's dope that social media allows people access that they normally wouldn't have.
00:52:38.000Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be all about.
00:52:40.000The personal interaction, like, whatever.
00:52:42.000I'm not saying dick pics, but you know what I'm saying.
00:52:43.000That's what it's supposed to be all about.
00:52:45.000It's supposed to be all about, like, if you get a tweet from me, unless it's from a YouTube video, like the YouTube videos, when they get uploaded, they automatically generate a tweet.
00:54:12.000This is a completely different machine.
00:54:15.000I'm doing the movie, you're paying me for my talents.
00:54:17.000If you want me to promote on social media that I've billed myself over the years, you're going to have to write this into the contract.
00:54:24.000That's interesting because I would think that if he did something that he enjoyed, he would want people to see it, so he would use his social media.
00:54:30.000I think he's looking at like a business, though.
00:54:35.000I do, but I also think, like, at his level, he must be making so much fucking money that, like, to say I want more money to use my social media presence.
00:54:44.000Like, what the social media presence is really just going to do is alert his fans to some movie that he's doing, which is good.
00:55:16.000There's gotta be a way to get in here.
00:55:18.000You know, a lot of things, a lot of people are experiencing this.
00:55:21.000They're getting courted by these networks, like there'll be a network, like a podcast network will come to them and want to take a piece of the action and get in return.
00:55:32.000They would provide them with a certain amount of commercials.
00:55:34.000Like really, they're not providing anything.
00:55:36.000But what they're doing is they're saying, by saying, you know, hey, we'll provide you with some commercials, we'll give you some commercial revenue.
00:55:42.000But by saying that, what they're really doing is they're trying to figure out a way where they can make money off of what you're doing, where you're doing it completely independently.
00:55:54.000Like right now, what you're doing is you're taking your stuff and you're just putting it online.
00:55:59.000Now, you've got to figure out that somehow, someway, someone is eventually going to figure out how to advertise that.
00:56:05.000So what they're doing is they're seeing, like, this guy's missing out on some money.
00:56:08.000What I'm going to do is I'm going to move in here, and I'm going to take some of his – I'm going to give him some money, but I'm going to take some of his money where it doesn't make any sense that I would make that money.
00:56:55.000But really, there's no channels that people automatically go to.
00:57:00.000What people do is they download podcasts that they like, whether it's Radio Lab or The Fighter and the Kid or The Church of What's Happening Now.
00:57:07.000They go to what they like and then they get it.
00:57:10.000The idea that you're just going to tune into a dial 6.40 a.m.
01:00:53.000I think some people think of gay as being decadent and indulgent in that this will lead to slovenly behavior and too much partying and fucking and guys sucking each other off and coming at each other.
01:01:09.000This is not conducive to a good, well-oiled society.
01:01:14.000Like, well-oiled society needs people to be buttoned down and conservative.
01:01:18.000That's why conservative people, they tend to dress with suits and ties.
01:01:21.000They tend to let you know, like, look, we're going to follow.
01:02:04.000And there's also your subscribing to this ideology that would most likely, what you believe is, it'll most likely prevent people from acting crazy and doing stupid shit because they're going to follow God's rules so it'll be easier to raise kids.
01:02:19.000Like, it'll be easier to have a family and just bring them to church on Sunday, and you say hello to the Wilsons, and everybody talks fake.
01:02:25.000You're all talking like your strip club DJs.
01:03:53.000Well, you know, some people think that supporting black people is not racist.
01:03:59.000That just supporting, universally supporting black people is not racist because black people have been oppressed and that what you're doing is you're giving them a place where they can join in a community and feel like they belong because they feel ostracized from the rest of the world, especially in Seattle where everybody's white.
01:04:15.000The problem with that kind of thinking is it's still the same thing.
01:04:18.000We're saying white people can't come in.
01:04:20.000It's still the same thing as saying black people can't come in.
01:06:00.000And I remember, like, when I was younger, me and my brother were pretty close to him, him and his brother Nathan, and then, you know, you do shit and you just fall out of touch, but I remember my dad telling me, I'm like, what the fuck?
01:06:11.000I remember being mad that I couldn't help him.
01:06:27.000If you were raised in a community that didn't give a shit, That would be like no big deal.
01:06:32.000Like if, okay, let's just say us, like all of us in this room, like you, me, and Jamie, if we had our own little community and one of us had a kid and another one of us had a kid and we found out Jamie's kid is gay, do you think you would want your kid to beat up Jamie's kid?
01:06:50.000Would you say you got to kick their ass?
01:06:52.000Would you promote that kind of thinking?
01:06:57.000But when you get enough fucking idiots in a city, and you get enough really narrow-minded, bigoted people that have these shitty ideas about other people's sexual orientations, or the way they choose to wear their clothes, or whether they choose to be goth, or whether it's anything, whatever it is,
01:07:13.000if it doesn't affect you, is it poisoning your pool?
01:07:19.000Like, what's going on when you're upset?
01:07:23.000You're raising people to have this fear of it, and then they're interacting with other people at school, and they all have this fear of it, and they all want to let everybody know that they're not like that.
01:07:31.000And one of the best ways to let people know that you're not like that is to attack people who are like that.
01:10:13.000This podcast is going to morph into a fight companion because my good friend Joe Schilling is fighting on that card and he's in the main event against Jason Willness who's a bad motherfucker from Holland.
01:10:26.000Two really, really good kickboxers in both world championship level.
01:10:31.000Joe Schilling, of course, he's been world champion.
01:10:35.000He beat Artem Levin, who's the current Glory world champion.
01:10:39.000He won that fucking crazy four-man tournament.
01:13:51.000Even though I hunt and even though I eat meat, I totally get why they feel like that, but...
01:13:55.000There's a reality to commercial grain, and one of the realities of commercial grain is, you know those things, the combines, those things that they churn up, that they cut the wheat with?
01:14:05.000They kill everything that's on the ground.
01:14:07.000They kill rabbits, and they kill a lot of fawns, too, because fawns, when they're young, when they're newborn, what they like to do is stay put.
01:14:15.000So if there's anything coming, what they do is they just stay put, and they kind of hide.
01:14:20.000And they get ground up by the combine.
01:16:27.000But, you know, that's one of the things about the discipline of...
01:16:31.000Of getting better at dealing with the nerves, getting better at aiming, making sure your archery skills are on point, or your rifle skills for that matter.
01:16:41.000Like rifle, you could injure an animal rifle hunting too.
01:16:45.000Super, super important that you work really hard on it.
01:16:48.000It's also just so fucking nerve-wracking, man.
01:17:46.000He told me about it after the fact, and I watched it on TV. Like, the way he described it, it sounded crazy, but then watching it, you're like, oh my god.
01:17:53.000He shot the moose, the moose went down, he thought the moose was dead.
01:17:57.000Came up on it, and then the moose got up, and he went, oh shit, he's alive.
01:18:02.000And he went to shoot him again, and the gun misfired.
01:19:12.000He didn't even know that I got back from hunting.
01:19:16.000And he sent me a text saying that he wants to hunt.
01:19:19.000And he wants to find someone that will take him through it.
01:19:23.000And so I set him up with this guy, Brian Meadows, who was my guide this past weekend, or one of my guides.
01:19:31.000And he's one of the guys that works there.
01:19:34.000There's a bunch of really good guides that work at this one ranch.
01:19:37.000And he's going to do a thing with him where he takes them out, shows them how to shoot, shows them how to sight in the rifle, and then they're going to go hunt pigs.
01:20:12.000We were there, the first time I was ever there, we were passing by these really thick grasses, like high, tall grasses, like weeds and grasses.
01:22:49.000But occasionally, you know, sometimes they just get scarred up and they have cuts on their foot.
01:22:54.000Yeah, I've seen them like headbutting shit on TV. Maybe rams, because they tangle antlers, like deer and elk and moose, they tangle antlers.
01:24:58.000Yeah, he jumped with the front leg sidekick, like a flying sidekick, and then he touches you with that and spins and clipped him right on the chin and sent him to La La Land.
01:27:47.000Bags of fat with nipples that you can suck on, and if they have weight to them, and the girl's riding you, and you can hoist them up and suck on them.
01:28:59.000If you had the option between a girl with a really nice ass and nice legs and small, natural breasts, or a girl with a pretty decent ass, pretty decent legs, but big, fake titties.
01:29:09.000Bro, ass all day, because I can fix the titties.
01:34:05.000No, well, eventually it became an airplane.
01:34:07.000Like, somebody had to keep trying with that thought until they got it right, and now, you know, you get on a Virgin Airlines jet to Boston, and you fucking got the beautiful red mood lighting, you have yourself a champagne.
01:34:19.000It all started from some asshole with a bunch of feathers who thought he could jump off a cliff.
01:34:25.000Right now, these girls that you're looking at with these crazy fake lips and these plastic plates in their asses that make their ass tick out, what they are is the dude with the feather jumping off the cliff.
01:34:36.000And their unfortunate demise when they get tangled up in the branches of the tree below, their unfortunate demise will make people innovate.
01:35:59.000I'll hunt with you, kill some shit, but then I want to go back to Marina Del Rey.
01:36:03.000Jump in my Porsche and do some weird shit.
01:36:05.000As I've gotten older, I appreciate nature way more and more.
01:36:09.000I feel like it's something that I just didn't appreciate enough until I got older.
01:36:14.000I think when I was younger, I was always concentrating entirely on Doing whatever I'm trying to do, whether it's fighting or getting into comedy, getting my career in line, becoming a professional comedian, and then all the things that I've ever done.
01:36:29.000I've always been concentrated more on them than anything else.
01:36:33.000And then as I got older, I started, well, what brings me pleasure?
01:36:37.000I started thinking, like, what do I enjoy being around?
01:36:41.000And one of the things that I enjoyed being around was beautiful nature, like to see a mountain.
01:37:01.000And I was in Aspen, and I was driving with this dude who worked for the festival, And he was telling me how he has elk off of his back porch.
01:40:03.000But it's also how mountain lions find them too.
01:40:06.000When we were in Colorado, one of the guides I was with told me that they had found this mountain lion on top of this elk and they found it by following the path that it took once it dragged the elk.
01:40:22.000So what he found was like you could see the mountain lion footprints and then you could see the elk footprints and then they collide and then there's no more mountain lion footprints.
01:40:31.000Because the mountain lion is riding the elk's back.
01:40:34.000So you've got this 1,200 pound elk and this 150 pound cat is on its back biting its neck and it runs like 100, 200 yards with this cat on its back and then it piles up and then the cat eats it and then they catch the cat on top of this thing.
01:41:55.000Like, are you not paying attention to the entirety of the human history that's been recorded about the changing of the Earth's atmosphere and about how, like, you find cities that are underwater.
01:45:19.000I just think that the bum thing is, it's all bullshit aside, you know, obviously I don't think you should kill him, but when you stop and look at him, it's a horrible indictment of how flawed our current system of community is.
01:45:32.000That our community allows people to get so disenfranchised.
01:46:08.000They get uncomfortable, too, when you're at those Venice beach spots where they gather and, you know, they want money from tourists, so they start begging.
01:47:50.000And have that physical health issue manifest itself through choices and decisions and your actions.
01:47:56.000So then it becomes a mental health issue as well.
01:47:58.000So it's a physical health issue, but it's also a mental health issue because it's your mental health that is out of line that allows your physical health to get so fucked up.
01:48:05.000But also, people's experiences in life, I don't know if I'd say it's a mental health issue where they have an issue with their brain, you know what I'm saying, where it's chemically different.
01:48:15.000Sometimes they might not have had the same opportunities as other people and just say, listen, man, fuck this.
01:48:21.000Like maybe they lost a family member, maybe they lost their job, and it's like, you know, I'm sick of this shit, man.
01:48:45.000They might just be fucked up, man, bad people.
01:48:47.000Can we chalk some things up if people are just evil, man?
01:48:50.000We could, but that also is, I think, could be considered a mental health issue.
01:48:55.000And I think the word mental health, we get thrown around like, we look at health and disease and issues like that where you're not balanced and in order.
01:49:05.000We look at it like, oh, Jimmy caught gonorrhea.
01:49:07.000Well, that guy's got a disease, he needs penicillin.
01:49:10.000But if you're just a lazy fuck that eats like shit and eventually your heart gives out, you have heart disease, and that is a physical disorder.
01:49:19.000It's a physical disorder that came from you not having discipline for whatever reason.
01:50:00.000But I think the word disease is an issue and the word health is an issue because it's really like we categorize things like health and disease and we get real rigid with how we look at them.
01:50:14.000We look at things like health and disease.
01:50:16.000People that have disorders, when you have addictions, when you have When you have compulsions, when you have negative behavior that you can't help but keep continuing to repeat over and over again, self-sabotaging behavior, that is a mental health issue.
01:50:30.000When you have obsessive, like you're a stalker.
01:51:42.000But you have to have a mental health issue in order to drug women and fuck them when they're unconscious.
01:51:47.000You have to have a total disconnect For feeling about that woman's health, her safety, her physical solidarity, her ability to own her own body and own her own consciousness.
01:52:08.000For you to want to bypass that with a pill so you can stick your dick in her, you have to be mentally well.
01:52:17.000Because you can be mentally raised to be racist, like we were talking before, or you can be raised in a mental pattern where you're homophobic.
01:52:26.000All those are absolutely 100% possible.
01:52:29.000But at the end of the day, you're still mentally unwell.
01:52:34.000You're mentally unwell because of the way you were raised.
01:52:37.000You're mentally unwell in spite of the way you were raised.
01:52:59.000Well, if you move towards that and you try to eliminate all the errors that you keep repeating and making and you recognize those, that's healthy.
01:54:05.000And maybe your wife puts on a few pounds, but you want to stay married, and you don't want to cheat on her, and she doesn't want to have sex anymore, or maybe she's older and she gets the menopause, and you just go into your...
01:54:18.000Garage or wherever the fuck you keep your porn, and you whack one off every now and then.
01:54:23.000Everything else is great, but when you're closing your eyes, you're whacking off, and you're looking at porn, you're looking at some dirty girl with a tattoo on her lower back, and she's sucking dick, and you just want to come in her mouth.
02:00:42.000I mean, you'd have to have some insane apology.
02:00:46.000With a real explanation, and then, you know, we probably have to work our way back to a friendship real slow.
02:00:51.000But when someone fucks you over, you can't tolerate that.
02:00:56.000Because those people become problems, and those people, that's a pattern.
02:01:00.000That, like, if you have a friend, and, like, especially, like, you hear about friends going into business together, and then, like, they start a restaurant or something, and one guy fucks off with the cash, and they wind up fighting each other.
02:01:12.000My stepdad and his, he had a business partner in an architectural firm, and they beat each other up one day.
02:01:57.000There was a recession and during the recession they canceled a lot of their contracts.
02:02:03.000So these guys had put all this time and work and effort into these projects and the projects were pulled out from under them and all their investment was done.
02:08:56.000You have a guy like I was talking about that Milo guy, but even you or even Callan or anyone who I love, there's gonna be a certain percentage of people that fucking hate them, can't stand them.
02:09:21.000When you see, like, good high-level kickboxing, it makes you realize, like, a lot of the kickboxing that you see in MMA, especially, like, this level, it just doesn't compare.
02:09:32.000Like, look at what you're watching here.
02:09:33.000These guys are going, whoa, that guy's holding himself up.
02:10:20.000And it's also like, there's like a problem with doing things like a podcast, because you're talking, and you might have an opinion that is not the same as the person who's listening to, and they can't talk back, and it's fucking frustrating.
02:10:34.000Like, you're talking some shit about, like, maybe some music that they love, or some food that they love, or whatever the fuck it is, and they're listening, and they get mad.
02:10:41.000Like, I'm fucking tired of listening to this bullshit.
02:10:44.000You know, you fucking idiot, you don't know shit, and it's because it's an intimate relationship, but it's very one-way.
02:10:50.000True, but, however, if you listen to a hundred Joe Rogan podcasts, the Joe Rogan Experience, you listen to a hundred, and one of them piss you off, and then you become a hater off that one...
02:15:26.000Like guys who are just like super shredded six pack guys are sitting around like almost like you know that guy when he took that photo shoot didn't eat for at least a day dehydrated himself to show his abs.
02:15:38.000Oh he was on an eight week fucking cut to get there.
02:15:41.000When you see ads and guys look insanely ripped and they have like chiseled six packs either they're a freak of nature Which is, occasionally you have those, a guy who just looks insane no matter what he does, like the Kevin Randleman look.
02:15:59.000Or, you got a guy who is preparing for a photo shoot who's in a very unhealthy and dehydrated state.
02:16:08.000When you see those guys, for people that don't know if you watch bodybuilding, and you see those guys and they're on that Podium that stage and they're flexing and you see the striations.
02:22:09.000You know, it's like, what if you have a four-cylinder engine in your race car?
02:22:12.000And someone comes along and say, listen, we got one or two choices.
02:22:14.000We can either take out this bitch-ass four-cylinder and put in this LS7 six-point-whatever-liter motherfucking fire-breathing dragon engine, or you can keep up with your bullshit fuel economy and that shitty putt-putt.
02:25:00.000Well, why doesn't Viacom say, look, we could either have this middling product where we're always going to have good guys like Phil Davis and Tito Ortiz and Schlamenko and good fighters, or we can go balls out and we can get the really good guys.
02:26:01.000So I don't know what the specifics of the case was, but the last that I read was that year.
02:26:06.000You're looking at a 10-year investment where we're going to have to get these young guys from the UFC, and then we're going to have to recruit the younger guys who come up.
02:26:14.000Because guys come up through the ranks, right?
02:26:16.000Like Phil Davis or the Ultimate Fighter came up through the Ultimate Fighter, a bunch of guys did.
02:26:21.000They have to figure out kind of their feeder systems.
02:26:23.000Because right now all they're doing is biting off the UFC. Really?
02:33:52.000Like you have to have real discipline to punch hard and you have to practice hitting things bare knuckle to really develop that rigidity in your wrist when you deliver the impact of a punch.
02:34:02.000Because most people when they hit things, their wrist bends back and twists sideways.
02:34:35.000You know, one of the things that Boss figured out how to do in some weird way, he figured out how to pull his hand back way far.
02:34:41.000So when he was hitting guys, he was hitting them like a punch with the palm, with the base of the palm, like right where it reaches, like where the palm meets the wrist joint.
02:34:53.000He would pull his hand so far back, like unnaturally far.
02:34:57.000If you watch his fights, it's kind of weird how far his hands go back.
02:35:00.000He was like the first freak athlete to get the...
02:35:26.000That's when everybody was like, oh shit, this is some next level shit.
02:35:30.000And then when he came over to the UFC and beat Mark Coleman and won the title, people were like, okay, this is what a kickboxer really looks like, a world-class kickboxer.
02:35:40.000Boss said he taught himself jiu-jitsu.
02:36:34.000What I do when I do a sprint, like if I'm in a hotel and I have nothing but an elliptical machine in the gym, I'll do sprints on the elliptical machine where I'll crank it up to a really high level.
02:36:45.000And I'll do 30 minutes of thunder, I call it.
02:47:11.000He knocked out Melvin Manhoff in MMA, but he was fighting a guy, Melvin Manhoff, that even though he had a lot of success in MMA, he knocked out Mark Hunt.
02:47:19.000He's a guy who's been knocked out a gang of times.
02:48:47.000We got ten minutes left before we go to three hours, so We're gonna take a little break here folks, and we're gonna have a very short part two The part two will be so goddamn short.