The Joe Rogan Experience - October 09, 2015


Joe Rogan Experience #706 - Brendan Schaub & Fight Companion ? (Part 2)


Episode Stats

Length

45 minutes

Words per Minute

201.53333

Word Count

9,200

Sentence Count

1,189

Misogynist Sentences

28

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about conspiracy theories, the UFC, and Eddie Bravo's beef with Eddie's ex-boyfriend. Also, the guys talk about the UFC Fight Night prelims, and a new song the boys are listening to. We hope you enjoy this episode and don t forget to subscribe to the podcast and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and other podcasting platforms. We are part of the Gimlet Media Podcast Network. See all the great network shows at gimlet.fm/podcasts. Subscribe, Like, and Share for exclusive merch and gear. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. The opinions and thoughts expressed here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. If you have any thoughts or opinions on any of the topics covered, please reach out to us directly. We are not affiliated with any of these companies. Thank you for your support, support, review, or review, etc. We appreciate it greatly. Love ya, bye. -Eddie Bravo - Thank you, Eddie Bravo - Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! Don't Tell a Friend About This Episode: -Shawna - Thank You, Don't Be That Guy - Thank Me, Gossip - Don t Tell Me, I'll See You Soon! - P.S. - I'll Be That's a Good Guy - By: Don't Do That's Song - Thank Me Outtro - - Gossip? - Please Rate Me, Please Like Me, Telling Me, Not That I'll Hear Me, - I Don't Say That, Please Tell Me About It, My Thoughts On This, I'm Not That, My Story, And I'll Tell Me How I'll Say It, Thank Me By Me, And Others Like It, And So Much So Much, And Some Other Things, And More... - Also, And Other Things I'll Send Me That's Not That's Good Or Not That Will I Can Do That, I Can't Wait To Hear That, So I'll Think Like That, And That's A Good Thing, And They'll Hear It, Too Good, And A Few Other Things That I Can Say That Will Do It, So Much More?


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Not at that clock at all.
00:00:03.000 It's dope, right?
00:00:04.000 We live?
00:00:05.000 We're back.
00:00:05.000 Part two, folks.
00:00:06.000 If you hated part one, this one's going to be worse.
00:00:09.000 Worse, worse, worse.
00:00:12.000 I fucking hate this show.
00:00:13.000 You know what my favorite is when people go, fucking shows change, man.
00:00:17.000 You used to fucking be more open-minded.
00:00:20.000 Yeah, people change.
00:00:21.000 What do you want me to do, man?
00:00:22.000 I changed.
00:00:23.000 I changed over five years.
00:00:24.000 Everyone changed.
00:00:26.000 I'm not into fucking Legos and video games, man.
00:00:28.000 I grew up.
00:00:29.000 I definitely don't think I'm less open-minded, though.
00:00:31.000 I'm definitely less tolerant for stupid shit, though.
00:00:34.000 I just think I've heard it too many times now.
00:00:36.000 I'm like, stop!
00:00:38.000 Stop!
00:00:38.000 It's not doing anybody any good.
00:00:40.000 Stop!
00:00:41.000 Yeah, you cut out the bullshit.
00:00:42.000 Well, I cut out, like, conspiracy bullshit and religious bullshit.
00:00:45.000 It's like...
00:00:47.000 And it doesn't mean that I, I don't know, I'm not willing to consider people's points of view, but certain things, just at a certain point in time, you can't keep refreshing them over and over and over again.
00:00:59.000 You know, when it gets to a certain point in time, like, for instance, like UFOs.
00:01:07.000 Do I think the UFOs are real?
00:01:09.000 It's totally possible.
00:01:10.000 If we can put a satellite around the Earth, it's very possible.
00:01:14.000 That some advanced life form can send a spaceship here from another galaxy.
00:01:18.000 Have I seen anything that makes me believe that it's actually happening?
00:01:21.000 No proof.
00:01:22.000 No.
00:01:22.000 So, when you don't share that opinion, when you're absolutely convinced that the government is hiding details and like, okay, what makes you really want to believe this?
00:01:32.000 Because you're not saying this based on some hardcore shit.
00:01:35.000 Like, I know that if you take this plastic and you put it over fire, whoops, did I fuck that up?
00:01:40.000 If you take this plastic, how did I do that?
00:01:42.000 Exit.
00:01:43.000 Take this plastic...
00:01:45.000 Oh, what the fuck, you cunt?
00:01:48.000 Watch now.
00:01:48.000 Jesus Christ.
00:01:49.000 If you take this plastic and put it over fire, right?
00:01:52.000 What are they doing?
00:01:53.000 They're playing this again?
00:01:55.000 What are they doing here?
00:01:57.000 I didn't start this from the beginning, did I? No.
00:01:59.000 No, it's a filler fight.
00:02:01.000 They're showing this fight again?
00:02:02.000 The old filler fight.
00:02:03.000 Well, we watched it on...
00:02:04.000 Oh, we already watched this fight.
00:02:06.000 We watched it on the video?
00:02:07.000 Was this on the prelims for the...
00:02:12.000 Was it?
00:02:13.000 Okay.
00:02:14.000 So I guess we watch this again.
00:02:16.000 Can you do?
00:02:16.000 Maybe I'm wrong.
00:02:18.000 Is this a tournament?
00:02:20.000 It's not a tournament.
00:02:20.000 Oh, it is a tournament.
00:02:21.000 It's the heavyweight tournament.
00:02:22.000 Oh, that's right.
00:02:23.000 So this guy won early.
00:02:25.000 He's the number one ranked heavyweight.
00:02:27.000 Ooh, shaking, dog.
00:02:27.000 Oh, shit.
00:02:27.000 Look at that little dance moves.
00:02:28.000 Oh, look at him go.
00:02:29.000 Oh, damn.
00:02:30.000 Look at him.
00:02:30.000 He's feeling good.
00:02:31.000 He's feeling it.
00:02:32.000 Look at his trainer in the back.
00:02:33.000 Awkward.
00:02:34.000 Awkward.
00:02:35.000 Yeah.
00:02:35.000 I wonder what music he's dancing to.
00:02:37.000 The white people in Denver.
00:02:38.000 Let me guess how bad this song is.
00:02:40.000 Probably the worst song ever.
00:02:41.000 Let's hear it.
00:02:42.000 What song is it?
00:02:46.000 I want to hear the song.
00:02:47.000 I want to hear Quadros.
00:02:50.000 Sounds like some Rick Ross.
00:02:53.000 Really?
00:03:00.000 By the way, when I called Quadros Skeletor, I was just joking.
00:03:04.000 He does look like him though.
00:03:05.000 A little bit.
00:03:06.000 Call a spade a spade.
00:03:07.000 I'm a little high.
00:03:08.000 I got goofy.
00:03:09.000 I'm not, but he does look like Skeletor.
00:03:11.000 He's very knowledgeable though.
00:03:12.000 Knows a lot of shit about kickboxing.
00:03:14.000 Yeah, great man.
00:03:15.000 Still looks like Skeletor.
00:03:18.000 How dare you.
00:03:19.000 How dare you.
00:03:20.000 How dare you confirm what he said.
00:03:22.000 He and Eddie Bravo had like some serious beef back in the day.
00:03:25.000 What?
00:03:26.000 Yeah.
00:03:27.000 Over what?
00:03:27.000 Probably doesn't want to talk about it.
00:03:28.000 I probably shouldn't have been talking about it.
00:03:29.000 I'll tell you afterwards.
00:03:30.000 Was it legit beef though?
00:03:31.000 It's horse shit.
00:03:32.000 It's all stupidity.
00:03:35.000 Don't let Eddie fucking get a hold of you.
00:03:37.000 Oh, stupidity.
00:03:37.000 No, no, no, no.
00:03:39.000 Not like that.
00:03:40.000 Oh, it didn't come to that?
00:03:42.000 Gossip?
00:03:42.000 Yeah, I'll tell you that, too.
00:03:44.000 I'm down for that.
00:03:44.000 You definitely tell me how to do it.
00:03:45.000 Hey, people change.
00:03:47.000 People grow, and they move on.
00:03:51.000 Speaking of growing and moving on, what?
00:03:58.000 In between the fight, you might have mentioned something that you might have wanted to...
00:04:03.000 Yeah, I'd rather it come from me first, especially on this platform, than hear it from anyone else.
00:04:08.000 Things have just got too crazy, man.
00:04:10.000 It's like the perfect storm, and the UFC wanted me to sign the...
00:04:15.000 You know, the license deal with Reebok and the random testing, the Vada testing, whatever the fuck it is.
00:04:23.000 And really, I was just going to write this out, and I wanted to do one more fight, but with the fighter and the kid, how crazy it's become, and I never thought it would become this, and the live shows, and now we're going on tour, and I have this other gig I got on a big network that I can't talk about until it's done,
00:04:39.000 and the merchandise and all this stuff.
00:04:44.000 I got to step away from the game, man.
00:04:45.000 I got to step away from the UFC for right now.
00:04:47.000 You know what I love about fighting?
00:04:49.000 We were talking about this, that you could just say, I'm going to retire.
00:04:51.000 And then you could say, like, in a week from now, I'm unretired.
00:04:54.000 And then a week later, you could say, retired again.
00:04:57.000 You could, yeah.
00:04:58.000 Yeah, you could go back and forth for sure, but...
00:05:01.000 Like, think about Sugar Ray Leonard.
00:05:02.000 How many times does a coal miner retire?
00:05:04.000 Usually once.
00:05:05.000 Just once.
00:05:06.000 Shigaray Leonard retired like a half a dozen fucking times.
00:05:09.000 And I get it with fighters, man, but for me, you know, and I talked to my family and close friends, and you were one of them, and Callan and, you know, my dad, and going through it, man, it just...
00:05:20.000 Do I want one more?
00:05:21.000 Fuck yes, man, but it just...
00:05:24.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:05:25.000 I can't see myself, and when it comes down to this, I can't see myself in a fucking Reebok kit walking out to that octagon.
00:05:32.000 I can't see myself being like, you know what?
00:05:35.000 Cool, man.
00:05:35.000 Yeah, that's what I'm worth.
00:05:37.000 I'm worth 10 grand to you guys.
00:05:38.000 I'm going to do this, you know?
00:05:39.000 And I have other opportunities.
00:05:41.000 Everything I have, and people think I'm this hater on the UFC or whatever, I owe it to the UFC, man.
00:05:46.000 I'll always be indebted to the UFC. People think I have a problem with Dana White.
00:05:50.000 I definitely don't.
00:05:51.000 If Dana was in trouble and texted me right now and said, hey, Shab, I wish you'd quit talking shit about Reebok or I need help, you got it, man.
00:06:00.000 Cool.
00:06:00.000 Done.
00:06:02.000 I'll always be a supporter of the UFC, whatever they need.
00:06:05.000 But for right now, I gotta take a step away and focus on this crazy frickin' entertainment podcast career I got going on, man.
00:06:14.000 I'm so blessed.
00:06:15.000 You are, and I think that there's moments like that where necessity becomes the mother of invention.
00:06:22.000 Necessity to figure out another way to generate income.
00:06:25.000 Because the $100,000 you were making from sponsorships, which is 100% real and legit and certified and authenticated, proven, that's a lot of goddamn money you're missing out on every time you would compete.
00:06:38.000 And so because of that, it makes you concentrate and put even more effort into your podcast and into your merch set.
00:06:44.000 And then look how everything's going.
00:06:45.000 I mean, it's insane how much money you guys are making.
00:06:47.000 And more important, it's insane how many people you guys are entertaining and how many people you guys are reaching.
00:06:53.000 It's insane.
00:06:54.000 When I did that live show the other night, dude, I thought Kellen and our agent were honeydicking me, like this thing's selling out.
00:07:00.000 And I got on stage with that mic.
00:07:02.000 I was like, oh, man, this is what I'm going to do.
00:07:05.000 I love this.
00:07:05.000 What?
00:07:06.000 What?
00:07:07.000 This is insane, man.
00:07:08.000 Oh, now they want to do this tour and the things are selling out.
00:07:11.000 It'd be tough for me to say, no, you know what?
00:07:13.000 Let me go fight some monster who's been training full-time, not telling dick jokes.
00:07:18.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:07:19.000 And selling fucking big brown shirts full-time.
00:07:22.000 Let me go fight that guy.
00:07:24.000 I wouldn't do the game a disservice.
00:07:25.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:07:26.000 I wouldn't do that.
00:07:27.000 So unless I could focus on it full-time, there's just no way.
00:07:30.000 And signing this Reebok deal, it's not going to happen, man.
00:07:33.000 Yeah, I completely understand where you're coming from and I completely understand the idea that if you're not 100% focused on fighting, it's just not something you should do.
00:07:43.000 I've always told people that fighting should be a singular pursuit.
00:07:48.000 I think it's unlike any other pursuit where if you're going to do it, you have to make sure that all your eggs are in that one basket.
00:07:56.000 I really don't think you could have one foot in the game, one foot out of the game.
00:08:00.000 I think it's real dangerous to do that with fighting.
00:08:02.000 And not be good.
00:08:03.000 Yeah, because you're going to fight some fucking guy who's all-in.
00:08:06.000 And those all-in murderers, they're out there.
00:08:09.000 Those all-in guys, you know?
00:08:11.000 You run into a Rumble Johnson who's all-in.
00:08:14.000 100%, man, with no other option.
00:08:15.000 And listen, to me, and people might beg to differ, I feel like I've won, man.
00:08:19.000 You know, I have no brain trauma that I know of, and my body's in good shape.
00:08:25.000 I have this insane career right now with podcasts and live shows and this other gig I get going on with TV, and I feel like I've won.
00:08:33.000 And honestly, I owe it to the UFC, man.
00:08:34.000 I'm indebted to them forever, and I'll always still watch every fight and who knows what happens in the future, but for right now, there's no way.
00:08:43.000 They could offer me anybody, and there's no way.
00:08:45.000 There's no way I could put all this on hold and be like, yeah, let me go take this fight.
00:08:48.000 Well, it would be hard because all this has been an investment in your time, and it's also been paying off, and it also is growing considerably.
00:08:56.000 For people who don't know your numbers, I know where you guys were a year ago and two years ago, and I know where you are now.
00:09:03.000 It's this crazy exponential thing where every month it comes up and up and up and up.
00:09:08.000 And it's because it's good.
00:09:09.000 And you guys got a weird dynamic, you know?
00:09:12.000 Callen's such a fucking goofball.
00:09:13.000 And, you know, it's like he's like a built-in joke all the time.
00:09:18.000 Like, he'll always say something ridiculous.
00:09:20.000 And you two together are funny.
00:09:22.000 Like, it's a funny group.
00:09:23.000 It's a funny grouping.
00:09:25.000 It's interesting.
00:09:25.000 And the thing is, what I'm doing, listen, man, my two advisors are Joe Rogan and Brian Callen.
00:09:30.000 What?
00:09:30.000 What the fuck?
00:09:32.000 I got the Mount Rushmore, you know what I'm saying?
00:09:34.000 Guys who have done shit who are saying- For sure listen to me and not him.
00:09:38.000 No.
00:09:38.000 Listen to me right now.
00:09:39.000 Real quick.
00:09:39.000 Hey, that's me being friendly to Callan, all right?
00:09:42.000 That's me being friendly to Callan.
00:09:44.000 But the thing is then- Brian will give you some fucking goddamn horrible advice.
00:09:47.000 I'd be selling used electronics.
00:09:48.000 If I was Callan was advising this fucking thing.
00:09:52.000 He wanted to open a pond store.
00:09:53.000 That's a different story.
00:09:54.000 A what store?
00:09:55.000 A pond store.
00:09:56.000 A pond?
00:09:57.000 Like a pond.
00:09:58.000 Like a pond.
00:09:59.000 Like a fucking pond stars.
00:10:01.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:10:01.000 Oh, a pond.
00:10:02.000 Yeah.
00:10:02.000 For real?
00:10:03.000 For real.
00:10:03.000 Wait a minute.
00:10:04.000 This was a horrible idea he had.
00:10:06.000 I thought you said a pond, like he wants to open up pool ponds?
00:10:09.000 Like, okay.
00:10:10.000 Firing kids ponds?
00:10:11.000 That's really, uh, that's a weird way of looking at things.
00:10:13.000 Maybe people like ponds.
00:10:15.000 No, he wanted to sell- Damn, these guys are going off, dude.
00:10:18.000 Oh!
00:10:19.000 Homeboy got blasted.
00:10:20.000 This fight is fucking crazy.
00:10:25.000 But yeah, so long story short, I'm stepping away from the game, man.
00:10:28.000 There's going to be no Shaub Reebok kits out there.
00:10:32.000 I'm not finding one anytime soon.
00:10:34.000 Did they ever make a Shaub Reebok kit?
00:10:35.000 Could I get one as a collector's item?
00:10:38.000 I think they did for like a week, and then I came out and just talked all this shit, and they're like, oh shit, pull that shit down.
00:10:43.000 Pull that shit down right now.
00:10:44.000 Did anybody buy one?
00:10:46.000 Do you get any money from those?
00:10:48.000 Probably like 14 cents or some shit.
00:10:49.000 I don't know the deal.
00:10:51.000 But sure as fuck, not as much as sell my own shit.
00:10:53.000 Oh, well, no.
00:10:55.000 Because then you get all of it.
00:10:56.000 Exactly.
00:10:57.000 And we just released shirts and I made, you know, I'm not good talking.
00:11:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:01.000 You're a little bit of money.
00:11:02.000 You're doing good.
00:11:03.000 I'm doing good.
00:11:04.000 Everything's very good here.
00:11:04.000 I'm doing good.
00:11:05.000 Everything's nice.
00:11:07.000 There's no need to be struggling.
00:11:08.000 Nah, there's no one struggling.
00:11:10.000 I sell more shirts than Reebok kits.
00:11:11.000 Well, here's the reality.
00:11:12.000 You guys, what you've done is a real show.
00:11:15.000 It's a real show.
00:11:16.000 It's just like having a TV show.
00:11:17.000 Yeah.
00:11:18.000 And people don't think it's a TV show because it's not on NBC or CBS or Fox, but it's the same goddamn thing.
00:11:23.000 It will be.
00:11:24.000 But we're filming in November.
00:11:25.000 You're not supposed to say that.
00:11:26.000 No, I can say that.
00:11:27.000 Yeah, that's all.
00:11:28.000 We start shooting in November.
00:11:29.000 We have the director, the production team.
00:11:30.000 That's what we've been doing, writing episodes.
00:11:32.000 It's a show.
00:11:35.000 It's a successful entertainment vehicle.
00:11:39.000 That's what it is.
00:11:40.000 And that's what podcasts are.
00:11:42.000 And they seem like they're horseshit.
00:11:44.000 And...
00:11:45.000 People used to make fun of him before.
00:11:46.000 You know, Howard Stern, before he got into that thing with Ari, he made fun of podcasts when Adam Carolla came on his show.
00:11:53.000 He was like, are you hurting for money?
00:11:54.000 Like, what's going on?
00:11:56.000 Meanwhile, Adam Carolla owns a fucking giant warehouse.
00:11:59.000 He's got like 10 different podcasts running simultaneously.
00:12:02.000 He's killing it.
00:12:03.000 He's raking it in.
00:12:03.000 Well, people are threatened by it, right?
00:12:05.000 And also, the thing with podcasts is there's no kind of standard to start a podcast.
00:12:11.000 So if Joe Schmoe wants to start one, he can start one.
00:12:12.000 So there's a ton of them out there.
00:12:14.000 But there's some fucking awesome podcasts, just like anything.
00:12:17.000 There's a ton of shitty radio shows out there.
00:12:19.000 There's a ton of shitty TV out there.
00:12:21.000 But there's a bunch of good content out there, man.
00:12:24.000 100%.
00:12:25.000 There's some real good ones.
00:12:26.000 Damn, this dude in the white, he keeps landing those fucking leg kicks on this dude.
00:12:30.000 The other guy's name is Willness, too.
00:12:33.000 Is Willness on the right?
00:12:34.000 Yeah.
00:12:34.000 In them basic-ass basketball shorts?
00:12:37.000 He just said, fuck it, huh?
00:12:38.000 He didn't get the Reebok kit.
00:12:39.000 He said, give me those 8th grade basketball shorts.
00:12:41.000 These guys are kicking the shit out of each other's legs, by the way.
00:12:44.000 Straight up.
00:12:45.000 It's hurting my legs just watching this.
00:12:48.000 Ugh.
00:12:49.000 Boom.
00:12:50.000 Big uppercut.
00:12:51.000 Huge left hook.
00:12:52.000 This is a good fight, man.
00:12:53.000 Great fight.
00:12:54.000 But they're standing right in front of each other.
00:12:55.000 This is an MMA fight for sure, so I'm going to be in half guard right now.
00:12:58.000 Yeah, which I prefer.
00:13:01.000 You know, it's weird, right?
00:13:02.000 That they...
00:13:04.000 MMA really is the perfect sport because as cool as this is to watch guys go off and stand and strike, the reality is they're so open for takedowns, it's not realistic.
00:13:14.000 It's not a real fight.
00:13:16.000 Yeah, it's a difference.
00:13:18.000 It's almost like a skills match.
00:13:19.000 It's not a fight-fight.
00:13:20.000 It is a fight, but it's a kickboxing fight.
00:13:22.000 It's a fight fight with a set agenda.
00:13:26.000 Like a fight fight, some shit's going to go down.
00:13:28.000 We might go to the ground, whatever.
00:13:30.000 That's why people love the UFC. It's also three minutes as opposed to five minutes.
00:13:33.000 It's kind of interesting because it's easier to stand and strike, like cardio-wise, than it is to grapple and strike at the same time.
00:13:40.000 The only difference is if we grapple, I can get breaks.
00:13:44.000 Maybe.
00:13:45.000 What if you're fighting Kane?
00:13:47.000 There's no breaks.
00:13:49.000 That's how Kane breaks dudes.
00:13:50.000 True.
00:13:51.000 He breaks you because there's no breaks.
00:13:52.000 Kane will take some breaks, though.
00:13:53.000 Well, he did in Mexico.
00:13:54.000 Like, fifth round when he's balls deep in your chin with his head.
00:13:57.000 You're already dead.
00:13:58.000 You're fucked.
00:13:59.000 You're fucked.
00:13:59.000 And he's, like, taking a second off and he's going back to beating your brains in.
00:14:02.000 Yeah.
00:14:03.000 A la Junior Dos Santos.
00:14:04.000 He's taking tiny little breaks.
00:14:06.000 No, he's taken years away from your life.
00:14:08.000 Oh, he's definitely done that.
00:14:08.000 Jun Dos Santos is like, huh?
00:14:10.000 Not the same dude.
00:14:11.000 Yeah.
00:14:11.000 Your batshit crazy thing, that's the same dude.
00:14:13.000 But do you think that he's the same dude after that fight with Fabrizio?
00:14:18.000 I've heard a lot of things where, you know, Kane didn't have the great camp, he didn't get there.
00:14:23.000 Definitely didn't get there early enough.
00:14:25.000 Right.
00:14:25.000 Correct.
00:14:25.000 Still got his ass whooped.
00:14:27.000 But this is Kane, man.
00:14:29.000 So I've heard a lot of things that went on there.
00:14:31.000 So I think they fight at sea level.
00:14:33.000 We're going to see.
00:14:34.000 But to say that fight took years off Kane's life, no, I don't think so.
00:14:37.000 Not like the same way Junior Dos Santos Kane did.
00:14:40.000 Do you have any reservations about them fighting in Brazil?
00:14:45.000 If I'm Kanan, I'm like, what the fuck?
00:14:48.000 What the fuck's wrong with you?
00:14:49.000 What the fuck's wrong with you, man?
00:14:51.000 I'm a champ for how long?
00:14:52.000 Now you're going to throw me to the wolves?
00:14:54.000 Can we get some drug testing this bitch?
00:14:56.000 Fabricio's the champ.
00:14:57.000 They'll still be drug testing.
00:14:58.000 It'll be Brazilian drug testing.
00:15:00.000 It should be fine.
00:15:01.000 Yeah, that'll be fine.
00:15:01.000 That works for everybody.
00:15:02.000 I think Vitor Belfort's doctor is responsible for some of that over there.
00:15:08.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:15:08.000 So he knows what he's doing.
00:15:10.000 Oh, don't get me started.
00:15:11.000 I fought in Brazil.
00:15:12.000 I was like, huh?
00:15:13.000 What?
00:15:14.000 What?
00:15:14.000 I don't feel good.
00:15:16.000 You have the truck exhaust pouring into my locker room.
00:15:18.000 Ah, you'll be fine.
00:15:19.000 Swear to God.
00:15:20.000 No way.
00:15:20.000 You'll swear on my life.
00:15:21.000 You had a truck exhaust pouring into your locker room?
00:15:24.000 The back-up trucks where I fought in, the trucks were backed up and on, and the exhausts coming into my locker room.
00:15:30.000 Come on.
00:15:31.000 We're all sleepy, and my coach goes, Bro!
00:15:33.000 Bro, wake the fuck up.
00:15:35.000 I go, what?
00:15:36.000 Oh, I'm there six hours early, by the way.
00:15:37.000 He goes, wake up.
00:15:39.000 Dude, everyone's like down.
00:15:41.000 He's like, it's the truck fumes.
00:15:43.000 We gotta get out of here.
00:15:44.000 So we have to go outside and warm up outside.
00:15:46.000 No.
00:15:47.000 True story.
00:15:49.000 That's crazy.
00:15:50.000 That's like getting drugged.
00:15:50.000 Now things are weird, man.
00:15:52.000 You're in Brazil.
00:15:53.000 You think you're gonna knock no gear out.
00:15:55.000 You don't bring a striking coach.
00:15:56.000 You're sucking fumes in from trucks.
00:15:59.000 Terrible idea.
00:16:00.000 There's a lot of things that could have gone better in that situation.
00:16:05.000 Isn't it weird how life works out, though?
00:16:06.000 It all leads to this.
00:16:08.000 Yeah, it is weird how life works out.
00:16:11.000 Well, you know, it doesn't always.
00:16:12.000 Like, some people are defeated by setbacks, and some people use setbacks to move forward.
00:16:17.000 It's like we were talking about Ryan Bader.
00:16:18.000 He's a perfect example.
00:16:20.000 A couple years ago, people were writing Ryan Bader off.
00:16:23.000 It wasn't that long ago.
00:16:24.000 I agree 100%.
00:16:26.000 Now look at him.
00:16:27.000 I agree.
00:16:27.000 Now look at him.
00:16:28.000 Beats OSP. Beats Fajal.
00:16:30.000 You know, looks fucking fantastic against Phil Davis.
00:16:33.000 Looks fantastic against Rashad.
00:16:35.000 Dude, you know how fucked I'd be if I didn't have this podcast and these live shows and shit right now?
00:16:40.000 I'd be in training camp getting ready for probably some Black Beast on fucking Fight Pass.
00:16:45.000 Black Beast?
00:16:46.000 He called me out.
00:16:47.000 That's why I said it.
00:16:48.000 Did he?
00:16:48.000 I wasn't going to acknowledge it.
00:16:49.000 Yeah.
00:16:49.000 Hey, bro.
00:16:50.000 For sure, pick a guy who can actually fight.
00:16:51.000 That'd be a fight that I would actually encourage you to probably take.
00:16:54.000 Yeah, me too.
00:16:55.000 I'd do it.
00:16:55.000 I'd rip this Jay Leno denim shirt right off right now and beat him up right now.
00:17:00.000 I'd be like, huh?
00:17:01.000 What?
00:17:03.000 He's a tough guy, though.
00:17:04.000 He's a tough guy.
00:17:05.000 He's very tough.
00:17:06.000 He hits hard, too.
00:17:07.000 If you're in the UFC, they're all tough.
00:17:08.000 Yep.
00:17:08.000 Not as tough as B-Shub!
00:17:10.000 What do you think about the Stipe Miocic-Ben Rothwell fight?
00:17:15.000 That's a really good fight.
00:17:17.000 That's a great fight, man.
00:17:18.000 That's a tough one to call.
00:17:20.000 That's a super tough one to call.
00:17:22.000 Really, really good fight.
00:17:23.000 It's in Dublin.
00:17:24.000 That's whatever.
00:17:25.000 So that's whoever.
00:17:26.000 Stipe's a beast, man.
00:17:26.000 Stipe's a motherfucker.
00:17:28.000 And coming off the Mark Hunt fight, it depends on which Rothwell we get.
00:17:31.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:17:32.000 Rothwell's confident as fuck, and he's tough as fuck.
00:17:34.000 He hits hard.
00:17:37.000 You know more than anybody, but you look at that Brendan Vera fight, he beat the shit out of Brendan Vera.
00:17:42.000 Yeah, with me, I threw that spinning back elbow, first one ever landed by a heavyweight, but the thing is, is I brocked him, and then I come flying in, and he clips him with that left hook, which is whatever.
00:17:53.000 This is how stupid I was back then.
00:17:55.000 When they offered me Ben Rothwell, I went, what?
00:17:57.000 I argued with my manager and Joe Silva.
00:17:59.000 I'm like, it's too easy, man.
00:18:00.000 I need something else.
00:18:02.000 Huh?
00:18:03.000 Did you really thought it was too easy?
00:18:04.000 Yeah.
00:18:04.000 I was like, oh, this is such an easy fight.
00:18:06.000 Wow.
00:18:06.000 What the fuck?
00:18:07.000 So did you underestimate him?
00:18:09.000 100%.
00:18:09.000 I thought he was this big, slow guy.
00:18:11.000 I just...
00:18:12.000 Right before we go in the cage, my coach, Lister Bolin, who heads Muscle Farm now, TJ Dillashaw's coach, looks at me and goes, bro...
00:18:19.000 This is not a fucking sprint.
00:18:21.000 Let's drag his ass in the third round and submit him.
00:18:23.000 He has no jiu-jitsu.
00:18:24.000 Drag his ass in the third round.
00:18:26.000 Don't go crazy.
00:18:26.000 You got it.
00:18:27.000 Go in there.
00:18:29.000 Go in there.
00:18:29.000 Spinning elbow.
00:18:30.000 Wobbled.
00:18:31.000 Fucking go crazy.
00:18:31.000 It clipped.
00:18:32.000 Like a fucking idiot, man.
00:18:35.000 I liked how he fought against Overeem.
00:18:37.000 He looked real good against Overeem.
00:18:39.000 He's on the fucking heat, man.
00:18:41.000 He's scary.
00:18:41.000 And a guy with experience like that, it's tough.
00:18:44.000 Yeah.
00:18:45.000 He's scary, dude.
00:18:46.000 We'll see, man.
00:18:46.000 Like, Stipe's a motherfucker.
00:18:48.000 He's just got to be in incredible shape for Stipe, because Stipe is so fit.
00:18:52.000 He's so fit, and, you know, he gained a lot of confidence in the Junior Dos Santos fight, went five hard rounds with Dos Santos in a war.
00:18:59.000 It was a really close war.
00:19:01.000 And then he goes from that to beat the shit out of Mark Hunt.
00:19:04.000 I mean, Stipe's on a roll right now.
00:19:06.000 This is the only, I think, X factor in this fight is...
00:19:10.000 Rothwell is so fucking tough, and Rothwell has knockout power, which Stipe really doesn't.
00:19:15.000 Yeah, Stipe's more of a volume guy.
00:19:19.000 Look at that tsunami on TV with The Rock.
00:19:21.000 Did you see that tsunami?
00:19:22.000 Yeah, that shit's all fake, though, isn't it?
00:19:24.000 Listen, dog, this shit is how it goes.
00:19:25.000 San Andreas?
00:19:26.000 This is you.
00:19:27.000 Here we go.
00:19:28.000 This is you.
00:19:29.000 This is you, Marina Del Rey.
00:19:31.000 Marina Del Rey having a little party.
00:19:33.000 Hey, everything's going to be fine.
00:19:35.000 Oh my god.
00:19:36.000 Why is the ground moving?
00:19:37.000 Oh my god.
00:19:38.000 I'm in a condo.
00:19:40.000 Don't worry.
00:19:40.000 This condo is waterproof.
00:19:42.000 Look at this shit, son.
00:19:44.000 That's what I'm talking about.
00:19:45.000 That kind of shit.
00:19:46.000 Look at that shit!
00:19:46.000 That kind of shit.
00:19:47.000 That kind of shit ain't nothing for the world.
00:19:49.000 Bro, I hate to tell you, you're fucked, too, where you're at.
00:19:52.000 If that big thing comes, we're all fucked.
00:19:54.000 Come on, man.
00:19:54.000 Can I just hate on that?
00:19:56.000 Can I just be the hammer and not the nail?
00:20:00.000 I got it all planned out, bro.
00:20:02.000 I got water saved up.
00:20:04.000 The water's at least your fucking problems.
00:20:07.000 You got real issues, man.
00:20:08.000 It's coming.
00:20:10.000 What were we talking about?
00:20:11.000 Oh, Stipe Rothwell.
00:20:12.000 Yeah, Stipe Rothwell's a hell of a fight, man.
00:20:14.000 I can't believe that's not the main event.
00:20:17.000 Who is it?
00:20:17.000 Duffy and...
00:20:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:18.000 Duffy and Poirier is a great fight.
00:20:20.000 That's a great fight.
00:20:20.000 Duffy's a beast.
00:20:22.000 Joe Duffy's a fucking monster.
00:20:23.000 Duffy's a beast.
00:20:24.000 Boxing's ridiculous.
00:20:25.000 He's a very good fighter.
00:20:25.000 High-level boxer.
00:20:26.000 Good kicking, too, man.
00:20:27.000 And he also beat Conor McGregor.
00:20:28.000 He submitted him.
00:20:29.000 He's got good kicking, too.
00:20:31.000 He's got a really good overall MMA game.
00:20:34.000 He mixes things up very well.
00:20:35.000 Dustin's a monster, too, man, especially at that weight class.
00:20:38.000 Yeah, Poirier was way better at 155. I just can't believe Stipe, was he ranked number two in the world?
00:20:44.000 Can't get a main event?
00:20:45.000 Is he number two now?
00:20:47.000 Kane's got to be number one.
00:20:49.000 Junior is injured right now.
00:20:52.000 Is he?
00:20:53.000 No, he's fighting over him in December.
00:20:55.000 Right, but he was just coming off of surgery.
00:20:58.000 True, and he did beat Stipe, but then Stipe beat Mark, but JDS beat Mark.
00:21:02.000 Yeah, but Junior beat Stipe in his last fight.
00:21:05.000 I think he's got to be number one, besides Kane.
00:21:09.000 I think Kane's got to be number one, and then Junior's got to be number two, no?
00:21:13.000 It would make sense if he is, and then Stipe's three, and then Orlowski's four, Brown five.
00:21:19.000 There's some fucking weird...
00:21:20.000 Weird shit with ratings sometimes, man.
00:21:23.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:21:23.000 One, two.
00:21:23.000 I don't know who the fuck does them.
00:21:25.000 Yeah.
00:21:26.000 Some of the ratings are real weird, man.
00:21:28.000 Sometimes guys beat guys and they're below them in the ratings.
00:21:31.000 You're like, wait, what?
00:21:32.000 It's super weird.
00:21:33.000 I don't understand how they work.
00:21:34.000 Who decides?
00:21:35.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:21:36.000 Who the fuck decides?
00:21:38.000 Yeah, like Uriah Hall.
00:21:39.000 Here's a perfect example.
00:21:41.000 Uriah Hall, where's Mousasi?
00:21:43.000 Above Uriah Hall.
00:21:45.000 Uriah Hall just jump-spinning back-kick, Gegard Mousasi in the face, flying-kneed him in the face, and then beat him down for a TKO. So you tell me, how the fuck is Uriah Hall number 10 and Gegard Mousasi is number 8?
00:22:00.000 With all due respect, and Gegard's a great fighter, and people are like, he's a better fighter.
00:22:05.000 No, he's not.
00:22:06.000 They fought and he lost.
00:22:07.000 I agree.
00:22:08.000 Uriah Hall's the better fighter.
00:22:09.000 You might look at Gegard Musashi's background and say, well, no, you've got to see Gegard Musashi.
00:22:14.000 He beat Jacare in Japan.
00:22:16.000 He beat Dan Henderson.
00:22:20.000 You look at his victories in the UFC and you go, well, he's got to be the guy.
00:22:26.000 But no, Uriah Hall fought him and beat him.
00:22:29.000 He should be above him in the rankings.
00:22:30.000 Those rankings are crazy.
00:22:32.000 100%.
00:22:32.000 Those are crazy rankings.
00:22:33.000 Like, what the fuck do you have to do to move up in the rankings if you can't jump spinning back kick a guy in the face and then flying knee a guy in the face?
00:22:40.000 By the way, in the second round.
00:22:42.000 I agree.
00:22:43.000 Yeah, he lost the first round.
00:22:44.000 He got taken down and dominated.
00:22:45.000 But so did Anderson Silva when Anderson Silva fought Chael Sonnen the second time.
00:22:49.000 Are we going to still rank Chael Sonnen above Anderson Silva after Anderson kneed him in the body and stopped him in the third fight?
00:22:57.000 I don't think they have a rhyme or reason to the ranking madness.
00:23:01.000 Like, remember when they were going to pay guys based off their ranking?
00:23:03.000 I was like, what?!
00:23:05.000 What?
00:23:05.000 That's fucking insane.
00:23:07.000 That's crazy.
00:23:08.000 Because it's all up for debate, right?
00:23:09.000 Who makes that?
00:23:10.000 I need to know who makes that.
00:23:11.000 I think it's a bunch of dudes.
00:23:12.000 How is that?
00:23:13.000 That is one of the most big...
00:23:16.000 Go back to where it was, please.
00:23:17.000 Hey, good luck ranking the lightweights.
00:23:20.000 Yeah, but that is one of the worst ranking situations I've ever seen.
00:23:24.000 When you win in a spectacular way, like Uriah Hall just did, and you are not rewarded by moving up in the rankings, that's the definition of insanity.
00:23:33.000 That is weird.
00:23:35.000 That's goofy as fuck, man.
00:23:37.000 There's Jason Willis getting a little Vaseline.
00:23:40.000 Let me see those lightweight rankings.
00:23:42.000 How in the fuck do you rank all those monsters?
00:23:45.000 Let's see that.
00:23:45.000 Okay.
00:23:46.000 Number one.
00:23:47.000 Who do we got here?
00:23:48.000 Pettis.
00:23:48.000 Makes sense.
00:23:49.000 Two, Cerrone.
00:23:50.000 Makes sense.
00:23:51.000 Nurmagomedov.
00:23:52.000 Three.
00:23:52.000 All makes sense.
00:23:53.000 Eddie Alvarez.
00:23:54.000 Four.
00:23:55.000 Okay.
00:23:56.000 Eddie Alvarez only has one victory in the UFC, though, right?
00:23:58.000 That's tough.
00:23:58.000 So they're going based off his pyre.
00:24:00.000 Gilbert Melendez.
00:24:01.000 He beat Melendez.
00:24:02.000 Michael Johnson.
00:24:03.000 Hmm.
00:24:04.000 Michael Johnson's very high level right now.
00:24:06.000 He's looking real good.
00:24:07.000 Did Michael Johnson just lose to somebody?
00:24:10.000 Yeah.
00:24:11.000 No, he lost.
00:24:12.000 But he actually beat him, but he lost in a country decision to a homeboy from Black House Great Striker.
00:24:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:18.000 Benil Dariush.
00:24:19.000 Dariush.
00:24:20.000 I love that, dude.
00:24:21.000 And where's Dariush in the ratings?
00:24:21.000 He's down at number 10. That's interesting.
00:24:24.000 So Michael Johnson is all the way up at number 5, and he lost to Benil Dariush, who's number 10. Hmm.
00:24:31.000 That is fucking interesting as shit.
00:24:33.000 Look at fucking welterweight, man.
00:24:35.000 That's a weird one because that's one where a lot of people thought that Michael Johnson got a raw deal.
00:24:39.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:24:40.000 So he wasn't punished at all in the ratings.
00:24:43.000 And I'm a Darius fan, and I think he lost that fight.
00:24:46.000 I'm a Darius fan as well.
00:24:47.000 Big fan.
00:24:48.000 He's a bad motherfucker.
00:24:49.000 Miles Jury, number nine.
00:24:50.000 I thought Miles Jury had moved to featherweight now.
00:24:53.000 Isn't he?
00:24:54.000 Didn't he move to featherweight?
00:24:55.000 Isn't he fighting someone in the featherweight division in his next fight?
00:24:59.000 I thought so, too.
00:25:01.000 Have you ever watched his Ink Master?
00:25:02.000 Is this a good show?
00:25:03.000 I have watched it.
00:25:05.000 Seems weird to have contests on permanent art.
00:25:07.000 Yeah, I kind of dig it, man.
00:25:08.000 Permanent artwork on someone's body.
00:25:10.000 Dave Navarro, though.
00:25:11.000 Fuck's sakes, bro.
00:25:12.000 Easy on the eye makeup, huh?
00:25:13.000 I like him.
00:25:14.000 Beautiful man.
00:25:14.000 You know what?
00:25:15.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:25:16.000 I'm a fan.
00:25:16.000 I heard he has a hoggy with Carmen Electra.
00:25:18.000 However, you've got to chill out on the eye makeup, bro.
00:25:22.000 If I'm going to continue to watch the show.
00:25:24.000 Let's see.
00:25:25.000 Welterweight.
00:25:26.000 Welterweight's a motherfucker!
00:25:29.000 Here's the dark horse in the lightweight division, though.
00:25:31.000 Tony motherfucking Ferguson.
00:25:33.000 That's your dark horse right there.
00:25:35.000 Oh, for sure.
00:25:37.000 Tony Ferguson's the dark horse.
00:25:38.000 Well, first of all, he's the hardest hitter in the entire division.
00:25:40.000 He's spooky, too.
00:25:41.000 There's something spooky about him.
00:25:42.000 He's so game, it's insane.
00:25:44.000 He's a bad motherfucker, dude.
00:25:47.000 Bro, how do you have Kelvin ranked 15?
00:25:50.000 Didn't he...
00:25:52.000 Did Calvin win his last fight at 185 and then they allowed him to fight at 170 again?
00:25:56.000 That's what happened, right?
00:25:57.000 He beat Nate.
00:25:58.000 That's right.
00:25:58.000 He beat the shit out of Nate.
00:25:59.000 That's right, and they forced him out, yeah.
00:26:01.000 That was a sad fight.
00:26:02.000 I did not enjoy that fight.
00:26:03.000 Fucking terrible.
00:26:04.000 And Nate's still fighting.
00:26:06.000 Anyways, how about Hendricks?
00:26:07.000 How about your boy Hendricks?
00:26:09.000 Yeah.
00:26:10.000 Are they going to make him fight middleweight now?
00:26:12.000 He said he's not fighting middleweight.
00:26:13.000 He said he's going to go one more time at 170. Well, how is he going to do that?
00:26:16.000 Because Dana White said, I consider him a middleweight now.
00:26:18.000 He missed weight, fucked everybody up, fucked up Tyron Woodley.
00:26:21.000 Can you tell a guy what weight to fight at?
00:26:23.000 Nah.
00:26:24.000 Especially if you're Johnny Hendricks.
00:26:25.000 Well, you can if you won't give him a fight at 170 because you've got such a talent-rich division.
00:26:31.000 I mean, look at what you've got down there at welterweight.
00:26:33.000 Look at this.
00:26:33.000 You've got Rory McDonald, Tyron Woodley, you've got Hendricks, No, those guys are bigger stars than Hendrix.
00:26:40.000 But people don't pay to see Hendrix.
00:26:43.000 Like, they pay to see, like, a George St. Pierre, or, like, they pay to see, you know, like, some of the bigger stars in the UFC. Because a lot of people thought that Hendrix, like, in some of his victories, like the Matt Brown fight...
00:26:56.000 They thought that it wasn't that exciting.
00:26:58.000 True.
00:26:58.000 See, I disagree.
00:26:59.000 I'll pay to see that guy any day of the week.
00:27:01.000 I think he's fighting smart.
00:27:02.000 I agree.
00:27:03.000 And I like that he uses his wrestling.
00:27:05.000 But bro, besides Robbie Lawler, who's the most exciting guy in the division...
00:27:08.000 Condit's pretty goddamn exciting.
00:27:10.000 He's been gone for a while, but he's excited as fuck.
00:27:12.000 But he just knocked out Tiago Alves with a nasty elbow.
00:27:14.000 Matt Brown is about as exciting as a fucking human being can get.
00:27:17.000 I'm saying exciting.
00:27:18.000 I'm saying a bigger name than Johnny Hendricks.
00:27:20.000 None of those guys are bigger than Hendricks.
00:27:22.000 Condit, you can say, but he's been gone for a while.
00:27:24.000 Interesting.
00:27:24.000 Hendricks is a big name, bro.
00:27:26.000 He's a big name, but I don't necessarily know how that translates to pay-per-view buys, which at the end of the day is a huge factor.
00:27:33.000 I'm just saying a guy like Johnny Hendricks, a two-time champion, you can't say, oh, you have to fight at 185. If he's like, no, no, I'll make it.
00:27:39.000 No, but you do if he doesn't make the weight more than once, and he's already missed the weight twice.
00:27:44.000 He's missed weight twice and barely made it for one of the Lawler fights.
00:27:48.000 Dude, he came in way overweight for this, too.
00:27:50.000 Like 26 pounds, what I heard?
00:27:52.000 Come on, bro.
00:27:52.000 Yeah, he was heavy as fuck.
00:27:54.000 Meanwhile, Joe Schilling is about to fucking throw down.
00:27:56.000 Let's do this, Schilling.
00:27:57.000 Right now.
00:27:58.000 Stitch him up.
00:28:01.000 This is a big, big fight.
00:28:02.000 And the guy he's fighting, Jason Willness, is a fucking beast.
00:28:06.000 Willness is nasty.
00:28:08.000 Really, really hard striker, man.
00:28:10.000 Your boy Schilling's flexing there.
00:28:12.000 I'm not mad at it either.
00:28:13.000 He's flexing a little bit.
00:28:13.000 He's bodied up.
00:28:14.000 He's pretty yoked.
00:28:15.000 Bodied up.
00:28:17.000 This is a good one.
00:28:19.000 It's a good matchup.
00:28:20.000 Youngster.
00:28:21.000 24. Yeah.
00:28:22.000 24 and nasty, dude.
00:28:24.000 He's real good.
00:28:25.000 Man.
00:28:26.000 Yeah, that welterweight division's tough.
00:28:28.000 Yeah, it is tough.
00:28:29.000 How's Hendricks do at 185?
00:28:31.000 How's he match up at 185?
00:28:33.000 I don't like it.
00:28:34.000 Okay, you got to go to the champ.
00:28:36.000 You go to the top of the heap.
00:28:37.000 Will you scroll down to middleweight for me, Jamie?
00:28:39.000 Whenever you do that, you go to the top of the heap.
00:28:41.000 How does he match up with the champ?
00:28:42.000 Not so good.
00:28:44.000 Other than that, I like him.
00:28:45.000 I like him.
00:28:46.000 Please.
00:28:46.000 How does he match up with Luke Rockhold?
00:28:48.000 Not so good.
00:28:49.000 How does he match up with Jacare?
00:28:50.000 Not so good.
00:28:51.000 How does he match up with Yo Romero?
00:28:53.000 Not so good.
00:28:54.000 Ooh, I disagree.
00:28:55.000 Yoel Romero?
00:28:56.000 I think he beats Yoel Romero at 185. Oh my god, are you crazy?
00:29:00.000 That one hurts my feelings.
00:29:02.000 Are you serious?
00:29:03.000 Yoel Romero was a monster.
00:29:05.000 He's so much bigger.
00:29:05.000 Has never been a UFC champ.
00:29:07.000 Yeah, he's bigger.
00:29:07.000 Did you see what he did to Leota Machida in his last fight?
00:29:09.000 I did.
00:29:10.000 He did.
00:29:10.000 Fuck my boy.
00:29:11.000 He's a monster.
00:29:11.000 He's a monster.
00:29:12.000 Johnny Hendricks is a monster.
00:29:14.000 How dare you?
00:29:14.000 He is, but at 170. Johnny Hendricks is 5'8".
00:29:17.000 He's small.
00:29:18.000 He's 5'8".
00:29:19.000 He's small.
00:29:20.000 Yeah, I mean, when I stand next to him in the octagon and I have shoes on, I'm taller than him.
00:29:24.000 If I'm taller than you, you can't fight Yoel Romero.
00:29:27.000 That's just how the rules are.
00:29:28.000 Bro, you and Kallen on this height thing.
00:29:30.000 Well, no, I'm short.
00:29:31.000 What about DC? I'm short.
00:29:32.000 I'm just saying.
00:29:33.000 DC's tiny fucking dudes up.
00:29:34.000 But DC's big in a different way.
00:29:36.000 I don't think Hendrix is that big.
00:29:38.000 I think Hendrix just carries too much body fat.
00:29:40.000 I think Hendrix at 170 could 100% be the champ again.
00:29:44.000 100%.
00:29:44.000 I agree, 100%.
00:29:45.000 For sure, figure it out.
00:29:46.000 Hendricks, when he's on...
00:29:48.000 I mean, you gotta look at his knockouts of Martin Kampman and John Fitch.
00:29:51.000 He's a fucking monster when he's on.
00:29:52.000 I mean, you always have to look at a guy, though, based on his last fight.
00:29:56.000 That's the unfortunate thing about fighting.
00:29:58.000 They always say, you're only as good as your last fight.
00:30:00.000 Well, his last fight, I thought he fought pretty fucking good.
00:30:04.000 But then his fight that was supposed to be his last fight, he didn't make the weight.
00:30:08.000 That's where the controversy lies.
00:30:09.000 The controversy lies in his lack of discipline and coming into training camp heavy more than once.
00:30:15.000 I mean, not learning his lesson.
00:30:16.000 When he came in super fit for the Matt Brown fight, looked great, said he got a hold of his meal prep.
00:30:21.000 It's tough to argue.
00:30:22.000 This fight, he came into camp 10 pounds heavier than his last camp, according to Dolce.
00:30:27.000 10 pounds is a lot, man.
00:30:29.000 He didn't work with Dolce for this camp, though.
00:30:31.000 Right, but Dolce knows what he came in at.
00:30:33.000 What he came in at this camp versus what he came in at the last camp.
00:30:37.000 Everybody knows it.
00:30:38.000 I mean, they've all admitted it.
00:30:39.000 He admitted it when he talked about when his camp went wrong.
00:30:42.000 He talked about it, and then you've got to get a kidney stone.
00:30:45.000 At this level, man.
00:30:45.000 At this level.
00:30:47.000 At this level, what the fuck are we doing?
00:30:49.000 He might have an eating disorder.
00:30:50.000 You know, we were talking earlier about being addicted to shit.
00:30:53.000 He might be addicted to eating.
00:30:55.000 I might be addicted to eating, then.
00:30:57.000 If he is, I am.
00:30:57.000 Well, his discipline, the discipline of being a fighter, you know, it might be so overwhelming that when he's not doing it, he's just gorgeous.
00:31:04.000 Blows the fuck up.
00:31:05.000 Dude, you don't get to this level without having discipline.
00:31:07.000 I don't know what the fuck's going on there.
00:31:09.000 Discipline and addiction sometimes are next door neighbors.
00:31:11.000 Got that middleweight division.
00:31:12.000 Here we go.
00:31:13.000 Joe Schilling, Jason Willness.
00:31:15.000 Here we go.
00:31:16.000 Come on, Mr. Schilling.
00:31:18.000 Do you get nervous when your friends fight?
00:31:19.000 Fuck yes.
00:31:20.000 Fuck yes.
00:31:21.000 Me too.
00:31:22.000 Always.
00:31:23.000 Always.
00:31:23.000 All day.
00:31:24.000 Always.
00:31:26.000 No way around it.
00:31:27.000 Nope.
00:31:28.000 It's just part of...
00:31:29.000 It's the worst.
00:31:29.000 It's part of the sport.
00:31:30.000 I can't imagine my family watching me fight.
00:31:32.000 How about if your son was fighting?
00:31:34.000 Can you imagine that?
00:31:35.000 Imagine if your daughter starts fighting.
00:31:36.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:31:36.000 Your daughter's next Ronda Rousey.
00:31:38.000 Whoa!
00:31:39.000 Jason Walsh, nice leg kick.
00:31:40.000 Jesus Christ.
00:31:41.000 Nice spinning back fist, but showing.
00:31:43.000 Schilling's a bad motherfucker, dude, especially at kickboxing.
00:31:46.000 Kickboxing is his shit.
00:31:48.000 His defense is tighter at kickboxing.
00:31:50.000 His movement's nasty as fuck.
00:31:53.000 Oh, he's excellent.
00:31:53.000 And when he doesn't have to worry about being taken down, then he gets loose.
00:31:57.000 Get loose.
00:31:58.000 Oh, he's a bad motherfucker.
00:31:59.000 He looks so much better at kickboxing.
00:32:01.000 Way better.
00:32:02.000 Yeah.
00:32:03.000 He looks like a world champion.
00:32:04.000 Just be the best in the world at this.
00:32:06.000 Fuck MMA. Let's go run this, Joe, if you're listening.
00:32:10.000 We assume he wins.
00:32:11.000 He's still fighting Jason Wellness.
00:32:13.000 Look at that, see?
00:32:14.000 Wellness is no joke.
00:32:15.000 But goddamn, Joe looks aggressive.
00:32:17.000 First of all, Wellness's defense is nasty.
00:32:19.000 It is, but Joe Schilling is lighting him up with those front kicks to the body, too.
00:32:22.000 Boom, there's another one, son.
00:32:24.000 Damn, your boy Schilling has a smoke shop sponsor.
00:32:28.000 He likes the weed.
00:32:30.000 Oh, that kick was nasty.
00:32:34.000 Damn, Schilling is eating him up, though.
00:32:36.000 Damn, Schilling has Affliction sponsored, too.
00:32:39.000 Damn, Affliction's still alive?
00:32:40.000 Affliction said, God damn it, Reebok.
00:32:42.000 The one guy died, and they got rid of Tom Atencio, so who the fuck is Affliction now?
00:32:48.000 Someone bought him out, just like they bought out Tap Out.
00:32:51.000 Wow.
00:32:52.000 That's interesting.
00:32:53.000 Bro, I used to rock those Affliction shirts with like fucking silver and angel wings and it said like fade around the back and shit.
00:33:01.000 Well, I was friends with Atencio and I liked what he did for fighters.
00:33:05.000 He sponsored a lot of fighters.
00:33:07.000 A ton, yeah.
00:33:08.000 And I supported them because of that.
00:33:11.000 Like I didn't It wasn't that much.
00:33:14.000 It was just a little bit, but in my mind, I thought it was a good idea to support a company that was giving fighters a lot of money.
00:33:21.000 They were sponsoring a lot of fighters, and they put together that Affliction MMA card and gave people a shitload of money.
00:33:27.000 Damn, Joe Schilling looks good.
00:33:29.000 They fucked up on that card, though.
00:33:30.000 They put all their money on that one card, and it was so dope.
00:33:34.000 That card was stacked.
00:33:36.000 Damn, Schilling looking real loose, dropping his hands, moving light.
00:33:41.000 His footwork's ridiculous.
00:33:42.000 And Willness looks real frustrated.
00:33:44.000 He's kind of paralyzed him, man.
00:33:46.000 He's not doing anything.
00:33:48.000 He might just be weathering the storm.
00:33:51.000 He might be.
00:33:52.000 Or he might be.
00:33:52.000 Is this five rounds?
00:33:54.000 Do they go five rounds because it's the title?
00:33:55.000 I was just going to ask you that.
00:33:56.000 It's a good question because it's the main event.
00:33:58.000 Damn.
00:33:59.000 Joe Schilling with the movement.
00:34:01.000 Ooh.
00:34:03.000 Looking good.
00:34:05.000 Nice right hand there.
00:34:06.000 Is Schilling married?
00:34:07.000 Yeah.
00:34:08.000 Well, he's got a woman.
00:34:10.000 He's got some kids.
00:34:11.000 I think he's engaged or something.
00:34:12.000 Basically married, though.
00:34:12.000 Yeah, basically.
00:34:16.000 What's going on?
00:34:17.000 What happened?
00:34:18.000 Referee stepped in, stopped something, warned something.
00:34:22.000 I don't know what happened.
00:34:24.000 Damn, throwing them front kicks.
00:34:27.000 When you're a tall fighter like that, those front kicks to the body are really nice.
00:34:31.000 Yeah, huge advantage.
00:34:32.000 It's a nice option.
00:34:33.000 Tough to counter that, man.
00:34:34.000 Good defense here by Schilling, too.
00:34:36.000 He's just a different animal when he's kickboxing.
00:34:38.000 He's confident.
00:34:38.000 He's confident.
00:34:39.000 It's a sport.
00:34:40.000 His defense is way better with those big gloves.
00:34:43.000 He's, like, super used to it.
00:34:44.000 Can also risk more.
00:34:45.000 Yep, and he's not worried about being taken down, so he can do his shit.
00:34:49.000 Don't have to talk him into fighting while he's kickboxing.
00:34:52.000 Yeah, give me an hour with him.
00:34:55.000 Look at this, man.
00:34:56.000 Goddamn, he's looking good.
00:34:58.000 Boom.
00:34:58.000 Bang, bang.
00:34:59.000 One, two.
00:35:00.000 Definitely won that round.
00:35:01.000 I like how he's throwing the straight right and then a hard jab behind it, too.
00:35:05.000 You know, like after that right hand, like a lot of MMA fighters especially, they'll pull back and then look for either another right hand or whatever.
00:35:12.000 He's stepping in hard with that jab.
00:35:15.000 Tell you what I don't like, that Magnus Arena not very full.
00:35:19.000 Come on.
00:35:20.000 Yeah.
00:35:21.000 Well, I don't think this sport gets the attention that it deserves.
00:35:25.000 You know, as excited as you and I were for this fight and this card, like, to me, this is like an opportunity to watch high-level fighting.
00:35:32.000 Like, whether or not it's MMA or kickboxing.
00:35:35.000 I like, like, I think...
00:35:37.000 The ultimate sport is MMA. It always will be the ultimate sport, but when I want to watch the best expression of striking technique, there's certain shit that you only see when you watch Muay Thai or you only see when you watch kickboxing, and this is it right here.
00:35:50.000 Like, these kind of duke it out I love me some glory kickboxing, but I don't get as excited or crunk for this as I do for a main event in the UFC. It's a different kind of excitement.
00:36:06.000 Well, I do because Joe's my friend and I support him, but I feel ya.
00:36:11.000 But if you're watching the very best guys in the world go at it in any discipline, it's fun.
00:36:16.000 Whether it's boxing.
00:36:18.000 You watch Manny Pacquiao vs.
00:36:19.000 Mayweather, it's still fun.
00:36:21.000 Hell yeah.
00:36:21.000 Dude, wrestling.
00:36:22.000 Yeah.
00:36:22.000 The top world...
00:36:24.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:36:25.000 The best of the best wrestling is even fun to watch.
00:36:27.000 But I think this is way better than boxing.
00:36:29.000 I really do.
00:36:31.000 I think this is...
00:36:31.000 Oh!
00:36:33.000 Big left hand from Joe Schilling.
00:36:36.000 God damn!
00:36:38.000 Dude, he looked so fucking good tonight.
00:36:42.000 He is on it, man.
00:36:43.000 He is all over it tonight.
00:36:45.000 Nasty left hook.
00:36:46.000 I bet he comes in ferocious.
00:36:47.000 Well, he just looks so smooth.
00:36:49.000 Everything looks smooth.
00:36:50.000 His defense, everything.
00:36:52.000 He's not wasting anything, is he?
00:36:54.000 No, no.
00:36:54.000 He's fighting nice.
00:36:56.000 He's fighting very nice.
00:36:58.000 Very light on his feet.
00:37:00.000 Never standing stationary.
00:37:01.000 Mixing shit up very well.
00:37:04.000 Damn.
00:37:05.000 I like how he's moving out and in well.
00:37:07.000 He lifts up for a front kick and then punches you in the face.
00:37:10.000 And then he's out.
00:37:11.000 Yeah, you don't know what the fuck is going on.
00:37:13.000 What's Rashad's boy?
00:37:14.000 He's cornering him.
00:37:15.000 Tyrone Spawn.
00:37:16.000 Yeah, what's his deal?
00:37:17.000 He's a monster.
00:37:18.000 I know he's asking Dana White for a fight.
00:37:20.000 He wants money.
00:37:21.000 He's like, I want to be paid what I deserve.
00:37:23.000 He's one of the best strikers on the planet Earth.
00:37:26.000 100%.
00:37:26.000 He's like, if I'm going to fight in MMA, he goes, I want to be treated like I get treated in kickboxing.
00:37:30.000 They're trying to give him that basic-ass contract.
00:37:32.000 What are they saying to...
00:37:34.000 The kick go low or something like that?
00:37:36.000 I don't know what they're offering him.
00:37:37.000 I don't know what they're offering him.
00:37:38.000 I really have no idea.
00:37:40.000 He just needs the exposure.
00:37:42.000 Are they going to take a point away here?
00:37:45.000 What's going on?
00:37:46.000 Low kick?
00:37:46.000 Nope.
00:37:47.000 No.
00:37:47.000 Back in.
00:37:48.000 Definitely a warning.
00:37:49.000 They walk you around, say one point, one point, right, when they take a point away?
00:37:52.000 Yeah, they lift your hand up.
00:37:53.000 Oh, shit!
00:37:53.000 He rocked him again!
00:37:55.000 I feel like Schilling got...
00:37:56.000 Jason Wilmets throws hard shots, dude.
00:37:59.000 Oh!
00:38:00.000 Fuck!
00:38:00.000 Oh, shit!
00:38:01.000 Oh, shit!
00:38:03.000 Schilling's holding on, man.
00:38:04.000 He got cracked.
00:38:05.000 That was a big, big, big punch by Willness.
00:38:08.000 Oh, my God.
00:38:09.000 He got hit again.
00:38:10.000 Oh, fuck!
00:38:11.000 He got hurt.
00:38:12.000 He got hurt from the right hand.
00:38:14.000 Willness is all over him.
00:38:15.000 He's got a cling.
00:38:16.000 He's got a cling.
00:38:17.000 He's got a cling.
00:38:19.000 He's got to clear the cobwebs right now.
00:38:22.000 He's got to clear the cobwebs.
00:38:23.000 That's the scary thing about Willness, man, is that KO power.
00:38:27.000 Joe gets that clinch.
00:38:29.000 Dude, he got hurt bad.
00:38:30.000 He got hurt bad in this round.
00:38:31.000 I see a powerful Matt Brown in the crowd.
00:38:34.000 He does his camps there now.
00:38:35.000 Does he?
00:38:36.000 Yep.
00:38:36.000 At Elevation?
00:38:37.000 Yep.
00:38:37.000 Is everybody going to go to Elevation?
00:38:39.000 That Muscle Farm's coming with that cash?
00:38:41.000 I think so.
00:38:42.000 Rampage is one of the first guys to go there, right?
00:38:44.000 He did early camps there.
00:38:46.000 He did a camp there when they first opened up, but he didn't move there.
00:38:49.000 Oh, we got hurt again!
00:38:50.000 Damn, wellness hits hard, dude.
00:38:53.000 Someone lost their mouthpiece.
00:38:55.000 It's your boy.
00:38:56.000 Is it?
00:38:56.000 Pretty sure.
00:38:57.000 It's a tight move, though, because you get a break.
00:38:59.000 That move...
00:39:00.000 Oh, it's the end of the round.
00:39:01.000 I don't think so.
00:39:02.000 I don't think it's the end of the round, dude.
00:39:04.000 Yeah, see?
00:39:05.000 You get that break.
00:39:07.000 Damn, your boy lost that round.
00:39:09.000 Yeah.
00:39:10.000 Did he, though?
00:39:10.000 Didn't he knock him down earlier in the round, though?
00:39:12.000 Nah, not really.
00:39:13.000 That was the first round.
00:39:14.000 Was it?
00:39:15.000 Boom!
00:39:15.000 Oh, fuck.
00:39:16.000 Was that this round?
00:39:17.000 Yeah.
00:39:17.000 The very beginning?
00:39:18.000 Yeah.
00:39:19.000 God, that's tough, man.
00:39:20.000 So that's better.
00:39:21.000 That knockdown's bigger.
00:39:22.000 Because Schilling was a...
00:39:23.000 Yeah, that's bigger.
00:39:27.000 Yeah, he was wobbled, too.
00:39:28.000 That was a real knockdown, dude.
00:39:29.000 That was a legit knockdown.
00:39:30.000 You don't think that's an even round?
00:39:31.000 No.
00:39:32.000 What?
00:39:32.000 Because he knocked him down.
00:39:33.000 Your boy Schilling got fucked up two times.
00:39:35.000 He got tagged.
00:39:35.000 He got tagged for sure.
00:39:37.000 Boom!
00:39:37.000 But look, he used good defense and clinched up.
00:39:40.000 Knockdowns in kickboxing are big, dude, just like knockdowns in boxing.
00:39:44.000 They're like a takedown in MMA? It's not like an MMA fight where you get rocked.
00:39:47.000 Like, if a guy gets dropped in an MMA fight and another guy lands, fights, punches like that, that's a hard fight to score.
00:39:53.000 Maybe it's a 9-9 round?
00:39:55.000 That's what I'm saying, 9-9.
00:39:56.000 It could be 9-9, but the knockdown is big, dude, because I wouldn't give him a 10-8.
00:40:03.000 What's going on?
00:40:04.000 The fight's over?
00:40:05.000 What's happening?
00:40:06.000 What did he do, break his foot?
00:40:07.000 Oh, shit, Joe Schilling won.
00:40:09.000 What happened?
00:40:09.000 He broke his foot.
00:40:10.000 Did he break his foot?
00:40:13.000 Oh, wow.
00:40:14.000 Oh, man.
00:40:14.000 That's a bummer.
00:40:15.000 That was a good fight.
00:40:16.000 Good for Joe Schilling, though.
00:40:18.000 Congrats to Joe Schilling, but after having a round like that where he had Schilling in all kinds of trouble.
00:40:22.000 That's a bummer.
00:40:23.000 That's a big victory for Schilling.
00:40:25.000 He broke his ankle, man.
00:40:26.000 He broke his foot or his ankle.
00:40:28.000 Something's broken.
00:40:29.000 No shit.
00:40:30.000 I'm surprised that hasn't happened all the time.
00:40:32.000 Wow.
00:40:32.000 Yeah, he's fucked.
00:40:34.000 Shit.
00:40:34.000 Yeah, if he's hurting right now with the adrenaline.
00:40:36.000 That happened to Yair Rodriguez in the first round of his fight.
00:40:39.000 That fucking kid.
00:40:41.000 Two rounds like that, moving and shaking.
00:40:43.000 Dude, I text you.
00:40:43.000 Can you imagine that kid's champ from Mexico?
00:40:45.000 What?
00:40:46.000 With his personality and his style?
00:40:48.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:40:49.000 Yeah, man.
00:40:50.000 Dude.
00:40:51.000 I'm texting congrats.
00:40:55.000 To Joe Schilling.
00:40:56.000 Yeah, Yair's a bad motherfucker, dude.
00:40:59.000 He's so exciting.
00:41:00.000 He's so versatile.
00:41:01.000 His jiu-jitsu?
00:41:02.000 What?
00:41:02.000 Yeah, everything.
00:41:03.000 His jiu-jitsu's nasty.
00:41:04.000 His takedown defense is excellent.
00:41:06.000 It's getting better.
00:41:06.000 Yeah.
00:41:07.000 It's getting better.
00:41:08.000 It's excellent for a guy who throws kicks like he does, though.
00:41:10.000 He's throwing wild shit all the time.
00:41:12.000 He's at Jackson's now, too.
00:41:14.000 Is he?
00:41:14.000 Ooh.
00:41:15.000 Trying to work on his wrestling.
00:41:17.000 That's a good move.
00:41:18.000 That's a good move.
00:41:19.000 There's a bunch of really good high-level camps right now.
00:41:22.000 It's such a good time.
00:41:23.000 Such a good time for MMA. And guys aren't sparring as much.
00:41:27.000 It's good.
00:41:28.000 It's a great time for MMA. It's a great time for 205. How exciting is 205?
00:41:32.000 It's crazy.
00:41:34.000 MMA and not just the UFC, but even Bellator.
00:41:40.000 If you look at some of the guys they have, there's some talent all throughout across MMA now.
00:41:49.000 Here's a problem.
00:41:50.000 Who the fuck is Fedor going to fight?
00:41:52.000 Didn't they announce he's fighting some 1-0 dude?
00:41:55.000 Come on.
00:41:56.000 I'm pretty sure they announced he's fighting a 1-0 guy, and then they reneged it.
00:42:00.000 No.
00:42:01.000 I'm almost positive I saw that.
00:42:03.000 Oh, God.
00:42:03.000 This could be bro science.
00:42:05.000 This could be MMA science.
00:42:06.000 I might be lying.
00:42:07.000 There's that left hand again he dropped him with.
00:42:10.000 But this is big, dude.
00:42:12.000 Boom!
00:42:12.000 That's right on the money.
00:42:13.000 Dude, he caught him on the money.
00:42:15.000 And then he rocked him again.
00:42:16.000 He fought smart there, covering up.
00:42:18.000 Oh, he rocked him a couple times after that.
00:42:20.000 And that's it.
00:42:21.000 Third round.
00:42:22.000 Couldn't come out.
00:42:23.000 Good for Schilling.
00:42:24.000 Yeah.
00:42:25.000 That's got to be a giant relief for him, too, after that second round.
00:42:28.000 That second round, that was scary.
00:42:31.000 He showed a good chin though, man.
00:42:33.000 Speculation.
00:42:33.000 Especially for a guy that got knocked out in his last fight.
00:42:36.000 See, opponent would be whatever, however the fuck he said.
00:42:40.000 Who's the opponent?
00:42:41.000 Nobuhushi Sakigabar.
00:42:43.000 Does it say his record below that?
00:42:45.000 Ariana Hawane.
00:42:46.000 Make respect to the opponent.
00:42:47.000 No, that's trolling.
00:42:49.000 Sing Jai Deep, they're trolling.
00:42:52.000 That's the internet, these silly fucks.
00:42:54.000 Bro, that's MMA fighting.
00:42:56.000 Listen, that Sing Jai Deep guy, that is a guy that on my message board, they joke around about him being the big threat to Cain Velasquez.
00:43:04.000 He's this really overweight Indian guy.
00:43:07.000 It's a joke.
00:43:08.000 This is a troll.
00:43:09.000 They're honeydicking.
00:43:10.000 They're trolling.
00:43:11.000 It's the internet.
00:43:12.000 Somebody trolled.
00:43:14.000 That Aoki Sakuraba's for reals.
00:43:18.000 Aoki versus Sakuraba is for reals.
00:43:20.000 Oh, come on.
00:43:20.000 I swear to God.
00:43:21.000 I thought Sakuraba was done.
00:43:22.000 No, Kenny Florian was in Japan and rolled with Aoki.
00:43:25.000 He was like, who are you fighting next?
00:43:26.000 And he said, Sakuraba.
00:43:27.000 And Kenny's like, what?
00:43:30.000 It's a bummer, right?
00:43:31.000 Well, here's the problem.
00:43:33.000 Aoki can strike.
00:43:35.000 You know, I mean, Sakuraba's a bigger guy, but Aoki's striking is not that bad.
00:43:39.000 I think Sakuraba has so many miles on him.
00:43:41.000 Dude, Aoki's striking compared to Sakura right now.
00:43:43.000 He's fucking Joe Schilling.
00:43:45.000 Yeah.
00:43:46.000 It's a bummer, man.
00:43:47.000 He's taken so many fucking beatings.
00:43:49.000 He's had so many wars.
00:43:51.000 He comes out in ten braces.
00:43:52.000 Yeah.
00:43:52.000 I think if Aoki gets a hold of one of those old-ass ankles, he'll rip it off like Tails from the Crypt.
00:43:57.000 Well, I think grappling-wise, he's still very competent.
00:44:01.000 Grappling-wise.
00:44:02.000 Did you see him fight in Metamoras?
00:44:04.000 Yeah, against Henzo?
00:44:04.000 Yeah, but, you know, he was able to go to a draw with Henzo.
00:44:08.000 I agree, and Henzo's a monster and one of my favorite people to ever grace this earth.
00:44:12.000 However, Aoki, that's some shit, man.
00:44:15.000 He's much smaller, too.
00:44:17.000 He was fought at lightweight, whereas Sakuraba fought Conan in his first UFC fight.
00:44:21.000 True.
00:44:21.000 Sakuraba's been through some shit.
00:44:22.000 Much bigger guy.
00:44:23.000 He's been through some miles, man.
00:44:24.000 Dude, that fight, first of all, the Vanderlei knockouts were horrific.
00:44:28.000 What?
00:44:28.000 Horrific.
00:44:29.000 And then the knockout that might have been even worse is the Melvin Manhoof one.
00:44:33.000 Oof.
00:44:36.000 Yeah, this is an interesting fight.
00:44:39.000 Schilling knocked him down with the left hand, too.
00:44:41.000 The interesting thing about Schilling is, I think it was a straight left.
00:44:44.000 Schilling fights pretty good off both sides.
00:44:47.000 Yeah, he's a freak striking wise, man.
00:44:49.000 Good fight, man.
00:44:50.000 It was a good fight.
00:44:52.000 Interesting.
00:44:52.000 It would have been interesting to see.
00:44:53.000 I'm super happy for Joe.
00:44:55.000 Hell yeah, as long as you get a win.
00:44:56.000 If he's your friend, who gives a fuck how it happens?
00:44:59.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:45:00.000 Exactly.
00:45:01.000 Alright, I'm going to the comedy store.
00:45:03.000 Boom.
00:45:04.000 Get it done, dog.
00:45:04.000 End of round two.
00:45:05.000 Fighter and the Kid.
00:45:06.000 Fighter and the Kid.
00:45:07.000 What is your website?
00:45:08.000 T-F-A-T-K dot com.
00:45:11.000 Listen, your fans are not bright enough to put all that together.
00:45:13.000 It's basically T-F-A-T-K. T-F-A-T-K dot com.
00:45:18.000 T-F-A-T-K dot com.
00:45:19.000 New shirts just dropped, son.
00:45:20.000 Oh, shit.
00:45:21.000 Brendan Schaub on Twitter.
00:45:23.000 Didn't you guys have zombie versions of some of your shirts?
00:45:25.000 Yeah, zombie versions.
00:45:26.000 For Halloween.
00:45:26.000 Nice.
00:45:27.000 Marketing genius.
00:45:28.000 Booyah.
00:45:29.000 With a beautiful partner's hair.
00:45:31.000 All right, you fucks.
00:45:32.000 We'll be back next week.
00:45:33.000 We've got a star-studded lineup next week.
00:45:35.000 Next week's banging.
00:45:36.000 Thank you so much for tuning in.
00:45:37.000 Thanks for all the love, and we'll see you soon.
00:45:39.000 Big kiss.