A man was shot and killed on a patio at the Comedy club The Stand-up comedy club, and no one has been charged. The police have no idea who the shooter is or what happened to him. Is it a black guy or a white guy? Or is it someone with a British accent? Or maybe it's a guy with a 5'10" frame and a dark hoodie? Who's the real suspect? And why did someone do this to a guy on the patio at The Standup Comedy Club? We try to figure out who could be the shooter, and why it could be a black man. Brian and Joe try to make sense of it all, but it seems like it could have been anyone but a black male with a white face and a black hoodie. And yet no suspects have come forward with any clues as to who could possibly have done this to someone who could have killed someone who is black and is not a white male. And why is it so hard to find a black person with a black face with a brown hoodie and a white hoodie that looks like that much shorter than normal? And how did this happen? What happened to this guy? And how do we know it wasn't a white person? We talk about it, and how we think we can find out who did this and why this could have happened? Thanks for listening to this episode of Do, Do, Dope, Do and Do, do, Do! -Brian and Joe! Subscribe to our new podcast Do, DO, Do...do, Do. and Do... do, do...do...do! We are live! and we are live, do we are going to be doing a live show next week! - Brian, Joe, do do, D-do, and we will be doing another live show on Saturday, so be sure to keep us up to date with you guys know who we are talking about it! Do you like it? Do we like it, do you do it? Do we do it well, do it right, do not do it better than we can do it like that? Do it well? -we are live? Do you have a review of it? We are listening to it well enough? Thank you, thank you? Brian & Joe Do, yes we do, we will do it, we are doing it well thank you!
00:02:07.000They're also saying he ran across the street, which is another thing.
00:02:09.000A lot of people say that he got into a car and the car went down the street.
00:02:13.000Other people are saying he didn't get in a car.
00:02:15.000And it's interesting because there's so many people there, but yet they haven't released anything about the shooter except that he had a hoodie on.
00:02:23.000Not like color of hoodie, height, nothing, which was odd, you know.
00:02:29.000I don't know how those things usually work.
00:02:31.000I don't know if they give up all the information about the suspect.
00:02:35.000The problem is, if you tell people what it was, there's a really weird thing that happens when people see stuff.
00:02:44.000People see things, and then their recollection of what they actually saw oftentimes is way off.
00:02:50.000Like, they've done these experiments with people, where they've put them in stressful situations, like a fake bank robbery, and then they ask them to describe what happened.
00:03:11.000I think our memory, we would like to think it's like some stuff written down on paper or a video that you can watch and review, but it's not.
00:03:19.000It's fucking very, very strange, especially when it comes to something like a murder, where someone steps out and boom, just shoots somebody.
00:03:27.000So if you say, we're looking for a 5'10 black male with a red hoodie, people are going to find that guy.
00:03:33.000They're going to see it, they're going to think it.
00:03:35.000But if you say, we're looking for a 5'11 Thin white male with a British accent, then they'll say, I saw that guy.
00:03:46.000There's going to be a certain amount of people that will tell you, even though they saw a black guy in their head, they'll see that five foot tall, 11 English guy and they'll go, yes!
00:03:59.000Especially with trauma and the fear of the instance, they're notoriously unreliable.
00:04:05.000That's why when scientists talk about anecdotal evidence and evidence of people's experiences, when you're trying to talk about paranormal shit especially, Some people say, dude, you can't tell me what I saw.
00:04:47.000My memory, my important thing is totally sober, having a great time, lots of laughs, but my memory is like, oh yeah, then we did that, and then we did that.
00:06:00.000But if you try to go through TSA with a fake mustache, they'd be like, what the fuck are you trying to pull?
00:06:05.000You can go in there with a mop of hair.
00:06:08.000I wonder how long your fake hair can be before they go, listen, you fuck, take that thing off.
00:06:13.000Could you go in there with a giant lion's mane?
00:06:16.000If you went in there with some crazy...
00:06:18.000If you were just stone-cold bald, and you went in there with a glued-on Fabio wig, like a full Fabio that goes all the way down to your ass, or even crazier.
00:06:47.000It just takes one guy to try to put a bomb in his hairpiece to have a line where everyone has to get their toupees shoveled off or scraped off.
00:06:55.000Well, there's not enough people that have big hair like that where you would have to look into it.
00:07:00.000But yeah, if there was a lot of people running around with hair like that, they would start searching your hair.
00:07:52.000Phil Spector, who Jamie probably knows who he is more than both of us, because he had that thing, the wall of sound, that he had kind of created.
00:08:00.000He kind of created a new way of producing music.
00:11:01.000Like, I was thinking about all the different movies just on iTunes and Netflix, and I was scrolling through them, and I started thinking, like, this is a never-ending equation.
00:11:11.000Like, it just keeps getting tacked onto it.
00:11:13.000We live in the epicenter of where it's created.
00:17:15.000Like, the Godzilla monster itself was fucking badass.
00:17:20.000Like, they did an amazing job with CGI. But the story was so clunky.
00:17:26.000And this fucking kid, who's the hero, keeps surviving.
00:17:30.000I mean, he survived the most ridiculous shit, like a plane fell off, or a train fell off of a giant bridge into the water, and he gets out of there, over and over and over again.
00:19:10.000Doug Benson quite possibly might be the worst poster boy for weed alive.
00:19:17.000I just did this getting Doug with hi, and he would ask a question, and then I'd be starting to answer, and he goes, what are you talking about?
00:19:48.000This idea that Doug Benson smokes too much pot, we should explore this.
00:19:52.000Because I know he enjoys the marijuana, and I know he's been an activist and letting people know, but this type of behavior is perhaps negative to the cause.
00:20:58.000And what's weird is when I went to my eye doctor, they said my eye structure was fucked and that I had scarring in the back for some reason.
00:22:12.000He had supposedly cocaine around and these boner pills, these gas station boner pills.
00:22:19.000What's so weird about the whole thing, about two days before that happened, I found out the FDA.gov on their front page, if you go to it right now, has a whole thing about these boner pills.
00:22:28.000And they also have links to every single boner pill that you can buy.
00:23:09.000He took a Chinese Viagra, but what they think is, this is actually one way it could be of what he said could be true, that he might have gotten some sort of, he might have called it Viagra, but it might have been like some super strong boner pill that also has steroids in it.
00:23:26.000But what they were thinking is that with a company that makes this Viagra or Cialis or whatever it was also makes steroids and they just didn't clean their batch and some of it got contaminated, which does happen.
00:23:38.000We've actually run tests on different supplements that we have, like AlphaBrain, and during the early days when we first started doing it, We would notice that there would be a certain inconsistency in the amount of something.
00:24:02.000And then occasionally we would find something in a supplement.
00:24:06.000Like, we never found it in Alpha Brain or True Mood or something like that, but I know they found it in like, well, you get like a B12 supplement and it has vitamin A in it for some reason.
00:24:15.000And everybody's like, well, how'd that get in there?
00:24:17.000Because you're getting your stuff from like bulk.
00:24:20.000You're getting it from, a lot of people are getting with, if they're getting like tribulus, I know you used to buy that stuff, right?
00:24:25.000Or if you're getting vitamins, you're getting them from these bulk suppliers.
00:24:29.000Like my friend Larry used to run that vitamin company.
00:24:31.000And when you get stuff from bulk suppliers, like a lot of times they're mixing their stuff in these vats and they just don't clean them.
00:24:39.000They do a shitty job of cleaning them.
00:24:41.000Most of the time, you're okay, but if someone fucks up and doesn't do their job or you deal with some low-level company that doesn't take care of their shit, you definitely, definitely, definitely can get steroids and things along those lines inside,
00:24:56.000like protein powders and inside muscle supplements.
00:25:20.000He's the guy who works for the US Anti-Doping Agency, and he's the guy who busted Lance Armstrong, and now he works for the UFC. And he's, you know, doing all these crazy random drug tests.
00:25:30.000He told us about all the different substances that the Olympic Committee and the FDA finds out test positive for steroids.
00:25:39.000And we're like, well, how many are there?
00:25:46.000We were in the A's and there was hundreds of them that are just steroids.
00:25:50.000So when you're going to the, you know, Local vitamin shop and you're seeing, you know, muscle build, 5,000, some fucking guys shredded on it.
00:26:03.000A lot, especially more so back in the day than today because they're a little bit better at busting people and there's a little bit less people that are willing to take the chance of getting arrested or of getting sued or whatever.
00:26:15.000But there's a lot of that shit that's just...
00:26:17.000There's so much monkey business involved in those kind of muscle building things.
00:26:23.000Well, it's really dangerous because all the ones I had were on the FDA.gov.
00:26:28.000And so then I started taking each one of the boner pills and showing, like, looking at every single ingredient that was in it.
00:26:34.000A lot of them were roots and, like, mixing certain things with other things has never been tested.
00:26:41.000And, like, if you have low blood pressure, you could die off these boner pills just from taking...
00:26:46.000Well, also, if you're on a heart medication, like old dudes that have...
00:26:52.000Heart attacks, they have to take nitrates, like nitroglycerin and stuff like that.
00:26:56.000If you take that, like you ever seen in those movies, the guy would almost be about to take a heart attack, and he'd pop those little pills and chew them up.
00:27:08.000There are certain, I think it's nitroglycerin.
00:27:12.000But certain things that you take, that if you are on those and then you take Viagra, it can be super fucking dangerous for you.
00:27:21.000So these people that are just taking them, thinking that what's on that label is what's actually in it, a lot of times that's not the case.
00:27:27.000A lot of times there's a bunch of extra shit in there.
00:27:29.000The one that I recently have been taking ended up having Viagra in it, but they had a new formula version, which the FDA hasn't tried yet.
00:27:38.000But the new formula version works really good, like way better than the old stuff.
00:27:42.000But I think that has whatever's in it's making me trip.
00:27:45.000Yeah, it's probably super bad for you.
00:27:51.000You've got to buy stuff from reputable sources.
00:27:55.000That's one thing that I disagree with people when they want to have total deregulation of drugs and things.
00:28:02.000Man, you've got to be careful of people that are just going to sell you some shit and tell you it's one thing, but it's actually something else.
00:28:11.000Like, there should be some form of regulation when it comes to things like, you know, anything that's got something in it that could be dangerous, where it's like a stimulant or those rip fuel type things that turned out to kill a bunch of people.
00:28:28.000There should be some accountability, and there also should be someone checking on that stuff.
00:28:34.000Like, you kind of need someone checking to make sure that you're not going to...
00:28:40.000Like, inadvertently give someone who thinks they're just going to get some herbal, you know, testosterone booster, you're actually going to give them steroids and Viagra, you know?
00:29:07.000And it just jacks your heart rate up, man.
00:29:11.000My good buddy used to drink that Redline stuff every day before the gym, like five times a week, and he's drinking Red Bull four times a day anyway.
00:30:01.000That's what I said from my experience of being involved with Onnit and the creation of AlphaBrain.
00:30:07.000And when you find out your suppliers aren't doing the right thing, you find out that you've got to make sure that people are...
00:30:14.000You have to test things and double test things every step of the way.
00:30:18.000And when you're running a company like GNC, Jesus Christ, how many products do they have on their shelves?
00:30:24.000They have aisles and aisles and hundreds of fucking things from hundreds of different companies and all of them are promoting weight loss and mental clarity and fitness enhancement and muscle gains and strength gains and size.
00:30:41.000You're going to put on weight and like, boy, are you sure?
00:30:53.000And if you went to a store and you got some testosterone booster, you know, it says, you know, boost testosterone, make you feel a lot, but it's really Viagra.
00:33:00.000The reason why I originally went to the FDA, I just remembered, is because my favorite cigarette, which is a new cigarette, got recalled from the FDA because they said that they were not tested.
00:33:10.000Just fucking imagine how bad your cigarettes have to be for the FDA to go, you know what?
00:33:17.000Those other ones that are killing people at a rate of 500,000 premature deaths per year in this country alone.
00:33:27.000They're like, this one's too fucked up.
00:33:29.000Camel Whites and Camel Crush, they were not allowed to be sold because they never have been tested, and they were using all different new filters.
00:33:36.000They had things that broke and made mint inside the cigarette.
00:33:39.000Maybe it's just people that don't like white people.
00:37:00.000There's people that have written for Playboy that were really good writers.
00:37:05.000There's some really good stories that have been written for Playboy, but it was always sort of obscured by the fact that really what you were doing was buying it for chicks.
00:39:41.000That's a big mistake to get people to pay for it, because why would they do that when you can get the TED Radio Hour, you can get Getting Doug with High, you can get Kill Tony, you can get The Church of What's Happening Now, you can get fucking...
00:39:54.000There's so many podcasts that are amazing and they're free.
00:39:58.000For Playboy to come along and say, hey, we want $10 a month or $7 a month or whatever it is, it's $7 a month too much or $10 a month too much.
00:40:11.000You're operating on this idea that, like, subscription-based stuff still exists, and it really doesn't, unless it's something like Netflix.
00:40:21.000Just think about how arrogant you would have to be to want seven dollars a month for your fucking podcast, your radio show, when you can get Netflix for nine bucks a month.
00:42:48.000They think, How do we make money off of him?
00:42:51.000How do we take this guy and how do we turn this into 10 million subscribers paying $70 a month?
00:42:58.000And then they're all thinking, if I just get a piece of that, if I get a piece of that, they're looking at their house in the Hamptons and they're thinking about their Porsche they'll be driving.
00:43:07.000All right, and then you got all these people around you that are like grabbing and pulling and tugging.
00:43:13.000That's what it's like if you work for some big giant-ass corporation that feeds off of having a bunch of different shows on its network.
00:43:21.000Like if you work for some corporation like a like a Sirius XM or Playboy or anything like that like they need to keep that fucking thing alive.
00:44:40.000Yeah, I just don't think that they can make it.
00:44:44.000It's like you can scrape out as much money as you have, keep a skeleton crew, run those magazines as long as you can, as long as they're profitable, but be ready to pull that chute.
00:46:02.000S-O-S. One, two, three is an S. Imagine being one of those assholes that actually has to sit there and try to figure out how many beeps that guy just did, and you're spacing out, and he's beeping at you.
00:46:15.000We're getting a message from the Western Front.
00:48:11.000Alberta last year, or this spring rather, and this guy had one that was attached to a cell phone.
00:48:17.000And he's flying it around, and we're watching the image on the cell phone, you know, because it's transmitting, and I was like, this is fucking crazy.
00:51:46.000So, like, you'll do a break, and then they'll play, like, seven minutes of commercials, and then they'll play a song, and then you go back to talking again.
00:51:54.000You're like, what is this fucking commercial thing you guys are doing?
00:51:57.000Because how many of those can you do in an hour?
00:52:00.000You got seven, and then you got another seven.
00:52:01.000What, you got a half an hour worth of fucking commercials in an hour?
00:52:31.000You know, Sirius is so much better in that sense.
00:52:33.000Like, when I listen to Opie and Jimmy, it's like they're swearing.
00:52:37.000They're being honest and swearing, but even they have to worry about being fired.
00:52:40.000They have to worry about some sort of a public outrage situation when they say something crazy and people demand their ouster and the heads will roll and the corporation has to bow down.
00:52:51.000Well, you know, we've reviewed your file and we've found that this is not the first time you've said anything outrageous, Anthony Cumia.
00:53:00.000You know, that's what he got paid for.
00:53:06.000Really, the great thing would be to have him come in and justify what he said or explain himself or apologize on the air or say he was drunk or address it the way he would have dressed it.
00:53:21.000And if he did do that, the fucking ratings would be giant.
00:53:24.000If they were smart about their business, the business model, that's how they would handle it.
00:53:29.000You've got a built-in ratings boost right there.
00:54:03.000One guy says a few retarded things after he gets drunk and some hooker beats him up while he's holding a gun and he doesn't do anything about it.
00:55:00.000It's like they got us to that they got us to that but you can't do that anymore like that that model doesn't work anymore the model of like Broadcasting shit randomly through the air and you tune it in Oh,
00:57:34.000So apparently, this is like a real shirt company.
00:57:39.000These are people that worked for American Apparel, but they got head injuries on the job, and they decided to form their own business with the money that they were getting from...
00:57:51.000It looks like that store Lids made it.
00:58:49.000Remember on old TVs where you used to have a knob, but then you had that knob that was in the middle of the knob where you used to fine tune the channel.
00:58:56.000So like if you turn it to like channel four, then you had this other knob.
00:59:30.000There's a fucking hilarious horror movie called VHS. It's like one of those found footage ones where these people...
00:59:37.000But the first one is actually pretty fucking cool.
00:59:40.000It's one of those movies like, God damn it, if you could keep this up, if you could keep this up through the whole movie, it'll be pretty badass because it's a bunch of stories.
01:00:01.000They're drunk, and they pick her up, and she's got these really weird feet, and then they realize something's wrong with her, but she keeps telling them that she loves him, she loves him.
01:00:11.000But it's only like, watch it for 20 minutes, watch that first one, and then throw that fucking thing out the window if you have an actual copy.
01:00:47.000If you just look, if you pay attention to when people talk about the possibilities of natural disasters, like somebody just posted this on the message board the other day, that America is basically a ticking time bomb.
01:01:01.000It's based on some article that someone wrote.
01:01:31.000And it makes some really fucking good points.
01:01:34.000Like when you go over it, it makes some really good points.
01:01:37.000It's kind of freaky when you stop and think about how many different things we rely on that are, you know, hanging by a thread that easily could be taken out by a power grid.
01:01:47.000Well, when you think about our knowledge, if we do, if something does happen, a solar flare or asteroid impact that wipes out, say, 20% of the population, stops the power and Man, if all of our shit breaks,
01:02:02.000if we lost half the people on Earth, If all of our shit stops working, computers stop working, and we really, we have to live like the early settlers.
01:02:13.000Like, people are still alive, the people that are alive today still have the knowledge that they have of living 30 plus years with, you know, the education system and all the technology that's in place today.
01:02:26.000These people still have, stop, these people still have those things, right?
01:02:40.000There might be a few people with propane generators that still work, and some people might be figuring out how to rig solar or create batteries or use the batteries that we have, but all large-scale industrial shit would be stopped.
01:02:56.000All construction and manufacturing would cease and desist.
01:02:59.000And then all of our knowledge that's on these fucking computers and hard drives, inaccessible.
01:03:05.000When I was in Ohio a couple years ago for Christmas break, maybe for about a week, there was a really bad winter storm, like an ice storm almost, and power was out almost for the large part of the state for almost an entire whole week.
01:05:48.000I'm pretty sure it's the case, though, because she was doing Zoloft when she shot him, and that if you take Zoloft and you combine it with recreational drugs, especially alcohol and cocaine, especially.
01:06:00.000Cocaine is supposed to make you really nutty when you're doing coke and SSRIs.
01:06:40.000There's a lot of areas that we need to look at when it comes to the way human life is operating today and what we require to keep it operating at this level.
01:06:51.000Think about what we need to run this podcast.
01:06:53.000You know, we're talking about how such a small shoestring organization, because it's just, you know, just the three of us in this room, and it's reaching all these people.
01:07:02.000But you still need, like, Libsyn, you still need, you know, you need, like, hosts, and you need websites, and you need the fiber optic to be laid, you need the ability to transmit, you need electricity.
01:07:15.000There's, like, a lot of shit that has to be in play, and then when the power goes out, All of it stops.
01:08:22.000It's just, this is a terrible place to be if everything stops.
01:08:25.000Because there's too many people, and there's too many food requirements, and there's too many entitled dum-dums here.
01:08:31.000There's too many people that would just fuck it up for everybody.
01:08:34.000When you look at things like the riots, like the riots that happened, granted, they were reacting to A really, in their mind, a really important moment where Rodney King, you know, got beat up by these cops.
01:08:47.000They saw one segment of a very long car chase and a prolonged fight with the cops.
01:08:54.000But in the segment they saw, these cops are beating that guy with a fucking club.
01:09:00.000But they went nuts against people that had nothing to do with it.
01:09:04.000They went nuts with people like when they pulled that Reginald Denny out of the car and hit him in the head with a brick on TV. I'll never forget that.
01:11:36.000See if you can find the actual images.
01:11:39.000But what they did is, you know, the artists, they were supposed to...
01:11:42.000Put images in the background, you know, they create these environments that are supposed to look like Bangladesh or, you know, Nepal or wherever the fuck they want to be, right?
01:11:52.000And when they have Arabic writing, they have to bring in an artist to write the Arabic writing.
01:11:58.000These people are just writing shit because they know that these dummies can't read Arabic and they're not checking or double-checking and Apparently they get shit wrong all the time accusing homeland of racism appearing in the latest episode Apparently they get shit wrong about like alliances and conflicts they make stuff up in order to make their show better The artist hired Ad Authenticity to a refugee scene shot in Germany.
01:12:28.000Also scrawled messages as, Homeland is a joke and it didn't make us laugh.
01:12:43.000A war-torn world that specifically focuses on the most war-torn aspects of the world.
01:12:50.000All the places where the United States has military and they're battling fundamentalists.
01:12:58.000Having these, you know, these scenes and they're putting them in these fictional shows and they're butchering the conflicts and they're...
01:13:04.000When you do stuff like that, man, like if you're doing a show about Game of Thrones, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
01:13:10.000You know, the Seven Kingdoms, you can have dragons.
01:13:13.000You know, it's like Natasha Leggero calls the make-em-ups.
01:13:16.000She doesn't like it because it's a make-em-up.
01:13:19.000But what I don't like about this kind of a show is like if you're fucking around with the reality...
01:13:26.000And if you twist the conflicts and you twist the alliances and you twist the actual historical events in order to make your show more smooth, the problem is people who are watching that show are going to believe you.
01:13:41.000I know you're pretending that this is just fiction, but it's about real parts of the world.
01:13:48.000They should have, like, the thing at the beginning, like, the following program is...
01:14:14.000Did you see that new technology where, like, me and you could be sitting in a room next to each other in the TV and I could make you talk by using my facial features and stuff?
01:14:24.000You mean you could make the image of me talk?
01:14:34.000In the future, we could be watching Obama on the TV and it wouldn't even be him talking.
01:14:40.000Well, it wouldn't be him making those facial expressions.
01:14:44.000You can manipulate the image of someone's facial expression.
01:14:47.000I could make you have duck lips and make you raise your eyebrows and it would literally just alter the face of your image to match the expressions that I'm making.
01:14:58.000Or if I wanted to have a voice, you know, copy of it.
01:15:04.000Like, say I have another technology where I can have you say a few words and then have a mimic voice that sounds exactly like you.
01:15:11.000So then in the future I can have it look like you are saying something and be compelling.
01:15:16.000Completely just a program or two that are working on your voice and your face Well, what they've done in the past is they've spliced together little snippets of stuff to make it seem like someone was saying something like they did that with Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan during his administration.
01:15:32.000He he gave some speech and Somebody some bad people somewhere in the world They took his speech and they chopped it up and made it some other broadcast, then broadcast it to people all around the world saying this is how evil Ronald Reagan is.
01:15:48.000But then they showed it on television.
01:15:49.000I remember they showed all the different pieces.
01:17:39.000First of all, Snowden's a lot fucking smarter than I thought he was.
01:17:42.000Because I remember thinking like, wow, this guy, he was a high school dropout and all of a sudden he's working for the NSA or the CIA or whatever he was working for, gathering data.
01:17:54.000Why do they let a high school dropout?
01:17:56.000But then you hear his story and you realize, well, he actually did wind up going to college and did wind up going to school.
01:18:02.000He just had kind of a tumultuous life, but he was working for the NSA when he was like 16. He's a super genius.
01:18:09.000Just because he didn't graduate from high school, when you listen to him talk, he's very fucking smart.
01:18:14.000And he's very well read and understands exactly what the problems with all of this technology and this unchecked surveillance.
01:20:11.000Think of that sort of electronic communication that just a few hundred years ago is completely alien and out of the question to the point where they would not be able to even conceptualize what you're saying.
01:20:23.000If you tried to explain something to them, my friend keeps sending me these dick pics on a phone, you'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:20:31.000Now think of that and now extrapolate to a society that's a thousand years more advanced than us or a million years more advanced than us.
01:20:39.000And it's the same sort of lack of ability to recognize what they're doing.
01:20:45.000Unless the technology and the science was so good, how it should be, that there was like a downgradable, like it detects our language and goes, okay, this is English.
01:20:56.000Around the year 2015, I will now convert it to an understandable, you know, communication.
01:21:02.000Well, that's if they were trying to communicate with us.
01:21:07.000Non-encrypted, but the problem is they're going to be communicating with each other.
01:21:11.000It's like if we chose to talk to someone, if we had a time machine, and we can go back to Columbus, we would get him a scroll, you know, and it would have some writing on it.
01:21:22.000It'd be easy as fuck if we actually wanted to communicate with him.
01:21:25.000But if Columbus was out there in the middle of the fucking ocean, and he didn't know he had five bars on his phone, and he didn't know he has awesome Wi-Fi, he has no idea.
01:21:35.000He's just out there There's nothing out here.
01:21:41.000So, like, the ability to do something in the future might be completely outside of our imagination right now, completely outside of our comprehension.
01:21:53.000Front page of CNN right now, supposedly some high school kids hacked the private accounts of CIA and Homeland Security chiefs.
01:22:02.000Yeah, and did you hear what he was doing?
01:26:35.000And they would look at the people below him as qualified, sincere candidates, and they would look at Ron Paul.
01:26:41.000Well, it's just a matter of time before Ron Paul's out of the race.
01:26:45.000But, you know, that's not what you're supposed to do when you're a journalist.
01:26:47.000When you're a journalist, you're supposed to look at the actual event and look at the actual facts of the event and then break down what's interesting about the trend.
01:26:58.000And the spin was clearly that Ron Paul was a kook and that this wasn't going to last.
01:27:02.000Even though you got people wearing Ron Paul for president shirts and cheering and screaming.
01:27:08.000So you are smarter than them to the point where you're going to dictate how the information in the news is getting to these people with a biased spin that makes that guy look like a kook?
01:29:43.000They went from a time where there was this feeling of America, where everybody was sympathetic, where people were making, even Paris, they were putting on their newspaper, we're all Americans today.
01:29:54.000I mean, it was an amazing time where a horrible thing happened, and the whole world came to us, and they came to us, and they extended their love and friendship.
01:30:46.000If we had Obama in office, say what you want about Obama, but Obama would have never, there was no way, unless the president has no fucking say whatsoever on how things go down, unless it's that dirty, there's no way that guy would have approached it the same way.
01:31:04.000There's no way he would have come up with some reason why we had to invade Iraq.
01:31:07.000I say that, but he did want us to invade Syria.
01:32:45.000Like the black community has different rules.
01:32:47.000They have different rules which you can and can't do and some things you need to keep under wraps.
01:32:51.000I don't know if he picks those transgender prostitutes up just because he was a nice guy and he wants to give him a ride home or if he really likes them.
01:32:59.000But according to my buddy who was on the force back then, he's actually been there while it went down.
01:33:29.000All the people that voted for Proposition 8, that was when they found out that—Ari had a great joke about that, about black people want equality.
01:33:37.000Everybody was like talking about equality, except the gays.
01:34:39.000I've been doing Ustream for six years.
01:34:41.000But the other thing about it is that you can, on YouTube, one of the reasons why we decided to do it on YouTube is you could just rewind it to the beginning.
01:34:48.000Even though it's streaming, you can go back to the beginning.
01:36:33.000That's why they have the rope off in the parking lot.
01:36:34.000They tell people they can't go near the cars because people are backing their cars out.
01:36:37.000There's a bunch of drunks wandering through the parking lot, you know, trying to take a picture with Steve Renna's easy, and they're getting run over by cars.
01:36:46.000This thing, this article that I wanted to talk about when we got here.
01:38:17.000So, welcome on campus until the day that she announced, he announced, okay, it's he now, whatever, that he wanted to run for the school's Office of Multicultural Affairs Coordinator, whose job is to promote a culture of diversity.
01:38:33.000Now who, you would think, would need diversity more than someone who's a transgender man?
01:38:39.000I mean, that's a very small segment of the population, and they're often maligned, and this is a socially marginalized group.
01:38:48.000And it would be nice for an open-minded liberal college to accept someone like this and to recognize what a perfect person to be a part of our campaign, encouraging people to be more open-minded and accept people.
01:39:04.000No, they attacked her because now they felt that she is a white man.
01:39:10.000And they don't want a white man in that position because if a white man is in that position, then they're supporting the patriarchy.
01:39:18.000So there was three other candidates for the gig, right?
01:42:33.000But some of that perversion has got to come from suppression.
01:42:38.000It's like the Catholic school girl thing that everybody knows.
01:42:41.000You know, when I was in high school, there was no scientists in my fucking ninth grade class, but we all knew that girls who went to Catholic schools were hoes.
01:43:56.000I mean literally, I want you to show up for school in a fucking, in armor, with a sword, and let them know that you are here because you are a warrior for diversity.
01:44:05.000And you're gonna take this to the very end.
01:44:16.000It's one of the greatest stories the universe has ever told.
01:44:21.000And it highlights that story that we were just talking about, where the thing that was up on the thing earlier, where the United States is like a powder keg.
01:44:53.000Everybody's like walking back and forth to each other's house, sharing food and going out and getting firewood together and dragging it back at some little kid's wagon.
01:45:02.000That's what people do when they want to survive.
01:45:04.000When you want to survive, you come up with ways that you can all work together.
01:45:10.000When it's too easy to survive, you start attacking people for nonsense.
01:45:14.000And that's what the fuck is going on here.
01:47:44.000You need to go cut trees and shovel snow over at Jamie's parents' house in the middle of the winter when the fucking power's off for a month.
01:48:44.000But then I watched one that I had on the DVR. I was doing some work, so I was just kind of like half watching it while I was working on the laptop.
01:48:51.000And he had one from Montreal in the middle of the winter.
01:49:28.000That dude dancing and pulls his dick out.
01:49:32.000You send it to me so much that I accuse you of sending me a guy's dick and you're like, I didn't.
01:49:40.000Well, sometimes people send me shit and I immediately just send it to whoever is.
01:49:45.000These guys made this prank video and what they did is they took a taser and they put it in the seat of a bicycle and attached it to a cell phone so you can call it and activate the taser.
01:49:57.000Then they went to Compton and just put their bike down and waited until somebody stole their bike.
01:50:03.000And so then you see people taking off and then they call the cell phone and it shocks their balls while they're sitting on the bike.
01:51:10.000He's one of those guys that he's been writing for shows forever, so he hasn't been, like, touring a lot and doing the road a lot, but he's also been doing comedy for, like, 25 years.
01:51:20.000He's one of the best guys in the world.
01:52:15.000Ranters like Duncan like when you do podcasts with him one of the things that happens you got to know like when to back off and just like let him rant because you don't want to trip up what he's doing because he gets in these like these like Linguistic waves that he starts riding and he just says this amazing colorful way of describing things and Sometimes he'll paint a picture that you wouldn't expect or you wouldn't have ever painted without it It's and that's that's something that you don't really do when you do stand-up in a way because like The beauty of his
01:52:45.000style of doing podcasts, the entertaining aspect of it, doesn't translate into anything else but...
01:52:52.000I mean, it does a little bit to stand up, but really it's just a beautiful style of ranting about subjects that's great for a podcast.
01:53:00.000It makes it look super enjoyable and interesting.
01:53:03.000But to that, I think that to him is more exciting and more fun than podcasts.
01:53:15.000It certainly reaches more people because, obviously, if he's doing a show, unless he's putting it out on Netflix or Comedy Central or something like that...
01:53:24.000He's doing stand-up for a couple hundred people at a time, or a thousand people at the most.
01:53:29.000But if he's doing that podcast, his podcast is hitting hundreds of thousands every month.
01:53:33.000He's always been one of my favorite stand-ups.
01:53:35.000When I first moved out here, I would go to almost all his comedy shows with him.
01:53:41.000Just because I had no friends, I'd go with him.
01:53:44.000He's one of the funnest people to watch on stage, especially when he had Lil Hobo.
01:57:25.000I talked to her last night and she made it seem like their reasoning is that they don't want me to create a show using secrets that they use on the side.
01:57:37.000Because she's open to a lot of secrets.
01:57:40.000Dude, they said the words, we own your brain.
01:58:25.000Like, that's the purpose of working for some place where you're making shit money.
01:58:28.000When you work as an intern, say if you work for an intern for the Opie and Anthony show or whatever, the reason why they're not paying you shit is because you're learning about the business.
01:58:37.000Like, well, we're going to not pay you anything, and then what are you going to do?
01:58:41.000You're going to learn shit here and then figure it out on your own, and then you can't be my slave anymore?
01:59:05.000If she steals an idea, they should sue her.
01:59:07.000But if she's not stealing ideas, if she's just learning about the business, and you're trying to penalize her, they're trying to own what she's doing.
01:59:15.000Not just kind of own it, but according to her, they want to own it.
01:59:19.000They want to own everything she does while she works there.
01:59:52.000There's a Russell Peters thing, where Russell Peters said that the guy's a thief, and then after he said the guy stole from him, the guy stole from someone else, I saw the bit that Russell said he stole from him.
02:00:55.000He didn't even mix it up a little, but he mixed it up a little with Russell.
02:01:01.000With Russell, you could tell the origin was most likely the same, that he probably saw Russell do it, but it's a race joke, and it's vague enough, and the way he did it, he danced around it enough.
02:02:21.000Well, maybe he got together with Davey because he wanted to talk to him about it and tell him he had no idea or blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:02:28.000But when Russell did it, Russell said that he got this massive media backlash after he said the guy was a thief, and then he said it was a prank.
02:05:23.000I will put myself in bad positions because it's the only way you learn how to get out of them and figure out, like if I don't believe in a bit that much, I'll do a strong part of a bit and then I'll back off of it and almost like put myself in a scared spot where I have to flail around to try to find a punchline.
02:05:40.000I always have another bit on the ready.
02:05:42.000To jump in with, to bring the crowd back.
02:05:45.000But if you don't do that, and everybody does that.
02:05:53.000We do it that way because that's the way you find shit, but you've got to go out in the deep water.
02:05:58.000And people don't want to go in that deep water.
02:06:01.000Those guys who steal, they never go in that deep water, man.
02:06:04.000They go into those shallow kill zones, and they like to have these tight, nice, short, chopping sets where there's no pause, bam, bam, bam, next joke, oh my god, was that a pause?
02:08:30.000Some guy just advertised the other day on Twitter, like, $1,500, four-camera shoot, we'll make your comedy special, or something like that.
02:08:43.000I mean, remember when I used to go on the road with you all the time, I'd bring three cameras, have a front, back, two sides, and that was...
02:08:50.000Those were shitty little old-school cameras, too, in comparison to what's available today.
02:08:54.000Yeah, but we were kind of on top of the game on all the cameras.
02:08:57.000You would always upgrade them to, like, the best Sony...
02:09:23.000I think the future is just doing it old school at a club and you know having the production value be in the quality of the video itself so that it captures the room as accurately as possible but don't try to make it like this big swooping camera and all that bullshit.
02:09:36.000I want people to feel like they're sitting down in the crowd.
02:09:38.000I think the only way to do that is to put it in a small spot.
02:09:50.000But the real show, we all know, the really fun show that's going to translate into sitting at home and watching it is like doing it at a comedy club.
02:11:30.000Jamie, why don't you explain the update because Tesla...
02:11:33.000They did an over-the-air update, which is something that I didn't know that they could do, but they said they're going to do it multiple times, and I think it's just in beta right now.
02:11:40.000So Tesla has an autopilot and also an autopark.
02:11:45.000The autopilot, I think it's just made for the freeway right now, but they've been testing it, and there's some video showing it used in New York on 12th Avenue.
02:11:53.000And this is, I think, this looks like it's back on a movie lot, and they're showing that crazy button first, so it shoots up to 75 miles an hour, and then it's going to go into autopilot mode.
02:12:05.000And you see it read street signs, and it's reading the white lines on the road.
02:13:41.000When I see him with his beautifully tailored suits and he's talking about changing the world, I'm like, am I looking at Tony Stark for real?
02:13:47.000This is like, when is he gonna come out with an Iron Man suit?
02:13:59.000To me, he's way more innovative because what Steve Jobs did was amazing, but it was all in the world of computing, which is arguably the reason why this guy's able to do this in the first place.
02:14:08.000It's because these incredibly powerful computers and the access to them and changing the way people use the internet is probably what started this all off in the first place.
02:14:16.000But what he's doing between this and the bullet trains, he's going to create these magnetic trains that can go across the country in a fraction of the time it takes to fly What kind of plane do you think he flies in?