The Joe Rogan Experience - November 23, 2015


Joe Rogan Experience #726 - Josh Zepps


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 35 minutes

Words per Minute

183.55513

Word Count

17,606

Sentence Count

1,535

Misogynist Sentences

45


Summary

In this episode of We The People Live, the boys are joined by a very special guest to talk about the current events of the past week, including the election of Donald Trump, the current state of the country, and the rise of the far-right wing of the political spectrum. They also talk about what it means to be a fascist, and how to define it, and why it's a bad idea to use the word "fascism" in the context of the term "right-wing" or "left-wing." Also, they talk about hashtags, and what they do with them, and whether or not they should be used in the proper context. And, of course, they have a special guest on the show to help explain what fascism is and what it isn't, and who it is not, and where it stands in relation to the current political landscape. Thanks to Pale Fire and Mossy Creek for sponsoring this episode, and thanks to our sponsor, WeThePeopleLives! We'll see you next week with a new episode of the new podcast, We'll See You Next Tuesday, where we'll be talking about all things WeThe People's Lives! . Josh's new podcast: We'll Be Seein' You, We're Live! , hosted by Josh Zepes, and we'll Be Talking About It, hosted by Alex Blumberg, and hosted by Joe Pizzi. , produced by Josh, and Alex, who's going to be covering the 2020 Democratic National Convention in San Antonio, Texas, Texas. Josh is in the middle of it all this week, so he's here to cover it all, so you can join us in the next week, and he's coming back next week to be there next week! and we can't wait for the next one, so don't miss it! (and we're going to see you there next Tuesday, next Tuesday! ) Thank you, Josh, for being here, we'll See Yaas, we really appreciate you, we're so much more than you can do it, we love you, you're awesome, we appreciate you. We're looking forward to seeing you, y'all. We'll be seeing you next Tuesday. - Thank you! - Cheers, Josh's Back, Joe, Joe's Back! - And we'll see ya. Joe, Thank You, Joe and Joe.


Transcript

00:00:04.000 And we're live, Josh Zeps.
00:00:06.000 I didn't even notice.
00:00:07.000 And then I took a sip of coffee, and then my mouth was full of coffee.
00:00:10.000 Perfect timing.
00:00:10.000 I didn't even realize.
00:00:11.000 It's alright, dude.
00:00:12.000 Should have had a countdown to five or something instead of three.
00:00:14.000 Well, Jamie was doing this thing with his fingers.
00:00:15.000 Yeah, I saw him over there at the periphery of the corner of my eye, and I wasn't sure what he was doing.
00:00:19.000 Was it a countdown?
00:00:20.000 Was it a wave?
00:00:20.000 Gang signs.
00:00:21.000 Gang signs.
00:00:22.000 That's his gang.
00:00:23.000 Fucking Jamie.
00:00:24.000 He's in the JRE gang.
00:00:25.000 He throws up the three, two, one.
00:00:27.000 Will you teach me after the show, Jamie, some of the signs?
00:00:29.000 Shh.
00:00:29.000 After the show.
00:00:30.000 You can't even talk about it, dude.
00:00:32.000 Sorry.
00:00:33.000 Keep it on the DL. First rule of JRE gang.
00:00:36.000 You don't talk about JRE gang.
00:00:38.000 Dude, it's the perfect time to have you in because the fucking world is literally about to go crazy.
00:00:43.000 What's going on?
00:00:43.000 About to?
00:00:44.000 I feel like it has!
00:00:46.000 It's just the bubbling.
00:00:47.000 We think it has, but here we are in this wonderful office park in the valley in California, and everything's fine.
00:00:54.000 We go outside, there's birds chirping.
00:00:56.000 So the whole world hasn't gone crazy.
00:00:57.000 It's true.
00:00:58.000 But there's spots that are going fucking crazy.
00:01:01.000 Yale is going crazy.
00:01:03.000 You pay attention to that, the student bank.
00:01:04.000 Absolutely.
00:01:04.000 I did my whole show about it last week on my new podcast, which we're going to do an episode of after this.
00:01:08.000 That's right, the new Josh Zeps podcast.
00:01:11.000 What is it called?
00:01:11.000 Hashtag WeThePeopleLive.
00:01:13.000 If you search hashtag WeThePeopleLive, we're so down with the hip social future.
00:01:19.000 You've got to get with it, Joe.
00:01:20.000 I do.
00:01:21.000 Hashtags are something I only use in jest.
00:01:25.000 Yeah, well, this is sort of in jest.
00:01:26.000 It's tongue-in-cheek.
00:01:27.000 It's also a cool way for people to search for you.
00:01:30.000 There's probably a bazillion WeThePeopleLives podcasts, but there's only one that's going to start with a hashtag.
00:01:34.000 So you put in a hashtag, and ours will presumably be the first to come up.
00:01:37.000 I use it for the UFC only, like hashtag UFC 193 if I'm talking about like an event.
00:01:42.000 Yeah.
00:01:42.000 I do that.
00:01:43.000 But hashtags are interesting because if you ever go to hashtags, you ever go to like hashtag black Twitter?
00:01:48.000 Yeah, I never do it.
00:01:49.000 Jesus Christ.
00:01:50.000 It's a scary place.
00:01:51.000 It's a giant big smile on his face.
00:01:53.000 That's where he spends 23 hours a day.
00:01:56.000 Well, you know how sometimes you don't need to go to them because they come to you.
00:02:00.000 When you say something, then you get taken out of context, then you get picked up by some blog, and then all of a sudden, like over the weekend I've been getting all these...
00:02:08.000 Tweets just out of the blue about what fascism is.
00:02:11.000 I was like, who are these people and why are they tweeting at me?
00:02:14.000 I didn't even know that I said anything about fascism.
00:02:16.000 Well, it's because Breitbart picked up something that I did on a segment on HuffPost Live last week and wrote something up about it, about how apparently I implied that Donald Trump was a fascist, which I actually didn't mean because I don't think that he is.
00:02:27.000 And now all of a sudden, I'm in the hashtag.
00:02:30.000 I'm part of the hashtag about fascism without even choosing it.
00:02:32.000 I believe that most people who use the term fascist or fascism don't really exactly know what the term means.
00:02:39.000 I think you're totally right.
00:02:40.000 So let's help them out right now.
00:02:41.000 Let's find the official definition of fascism, because I think most people get it wrong.
00:02:47.000 Fascism means an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.
00:02:55.000 So, people use that, there's other definitions of it, of course, but extreme right-wing, authoritarian, people use that for a lot of, like, non-fascist reasons.
00:03:07.000 That's true, and I probably used it sloppily myself in the context in which Breitbart was picking me up, and they would have a point if I did come across as saying that Donald Trump was a fascist, but all the people who were tweeting back at me were saying, fascism isn't right-wing, you idiot, it's left-wing!
00:03:21.000 It's left-wing!
00:03:22.000 Socialism is the real fascism!
00:03:24.000 You don't even understand the meaning of the word!
00:03:25.000 So I just responded with a link to the Oxford Dictionary, which also includes the word right-wing in it.
00:03:30.000 Yeah, it's mostly considered right-wing, but people are using it in the left-wing circles now, or about left-wing circles, because they're using it in the authoritarian context.
00:03:41.000 That's right.
00:03:42.000 I think that's applicable, because a lot of what is going on In, like, really extreme social justice left-wing type organizations or groups is that they're trying to control behavior and they're trying to mitigate criticism.
00:03:56.000 Like, you can't criticize these concepts because these concepts are supported by, you know, social justice.
00:04:02.000 I've got an interesting study on that that I brought for you, which you're gonna like.
00:04:06.000 And before I get to it, I don't want to forget what I was just thinking.
00:04:09.000 When you were talking about how here we are in the valley, birds outside.
00:04:13.000 Chirp, chirp, chirp.
00:04:13.000 Chirp, chirp, chirp.
00:04:15.000 Sunshine.
00:04:16.000 Trees.
00:04:18.000 That's a very good birdie, Joe.
00:04:19.000 Thank you.
00:04:20.000 Practice that all day.
00:04:21.000 Give us my little one.
00:04:23.000 I want to hear it again.
00:04:26.000 I'm going to put that as my ringtone.
00:04:28.000 Ah, do it, dude.
00:04:29.000 You'll never hear your phone.
00:04:31.000 Just put up really, really loud.
00:04:33.000 So I was in Beirut briefly a few months ago and was standing on the rooftop of this swanky hotel looking out over the Mediterranean and looking out over the houses.
00:04:44.000 And I was like, this is like an idyllic, beautiful part of the world in terms of its natural beauty.
00:04:50.000 And I could practically swim from here to the Greek islands, how people are, basically, the refugees.
00:04:58.000 Yeah.
00:04:58.000 And I had just been in Athens as well, which is like, geographically, physiologically, Italy, Greece are the same as all these fucked up parts of North Africa and Israel and Palestine and Lebanon and not to mention Syria.
00:05:16.000 And I was, like, just struck by how capable we are of fucking things up as people.
00:05:23.000 Because the actual geography is the same.
00:05:25.000 Like, those waves are the same waves as the ones on the Italian Riviera.
00:05:29.000 But the Italian Riviera is the Italian Riviera, and this shithole is this shithole.
00:05:35.000 Through no difference of climate or sun, or the birdies are still there, the birdies are the same...
00:05:41.000 But religion and politics just has an endless capacity to screw things up.
00:05:45.000 You could call it religion or politics, but it's really just power.
00:05:48.000 It's human beings trying to achieve power.
00:05:50.000 And you could do it through whatever modality you choose, but the reality is it's just people that are trying to control other people and trying to gain things.
00:06:00.000 But I think it's in particular tribes trying to control other tribes.
00:06:03.000 And politics and religion make you much more likely, make it much easier to be tribal, much easier to not be an individual.
00:06:10.000 Sorry, but isn't the argument against that what we were just talking about in terms of social justice warriors and people calling people fascists?
00:06:18.000 I mean, you're in a tribe.
00:06:20.000 If you're on the extreme left or the extreme right, you're in a tribe.
00:06:24.000 You know, when you talk to right-wing people, they're almost incapable of not bringing up liberals.
00:06:29.000 Or the liberals think...
00:06:30.000 They don't just bring up their own concepts and their own thoughts.
00:06:33.000 They'll immediately disparage liberal ideas.
00:06:37.000 Like, immediately.
00:06:38.000 Well, you know, they'll tell you, well, you're a liberal, you know, you believe in this and this and that, so you're a liberal, and they'll, like, immediately, like, downplay your ideas.
00:06:46.000 That's a tribal thing.
00:06:47.000 Absolutely.
00:06:47.000 That's politics.
00:06:48.000 It's religion.
00:06:49.000 And social justice warriors will do the same thing.
00:06:51.000 They'll do the same thing about, I mean, my, you know, the first time I came to your attention was with that interview with Suey Park, the Council Colbert activist, right?
00:07:00.000 Still one of my favorite.
00:07:03.000 When you just broke it down to her, you're like, this is so fucking unbelievably stupid.
00:07:08.000 And you could tell she was just, like, devastated that you even had the balls to question her.
00:07:14.000 To people who haven't seen it, she wanted to have the Colbert Report cancelled because apparently it was racist, and I did an interview with her on HuffPost Live.
00:07:21.000 Well, not only that, it was a joke about someone being...
00:07:24.000 Yeah, it was a satirical joke.
00:07:24.000 Well, for people who don't even know the show, Colbert plays a character.
00:07:30.000 He plays an extreme left-wing, kind of goofy character.
00:07:33.000 Excuse me, scream right-wing, kind of goofy character.
00:07:36.000 And in that context of that character, he made a joke about racism.
00:07:41.000 It was a joke about racism.
00:07:44.000 It was a funny joke, too.
00:07:45.000 Do you remember what the joke was?
00:07:46.000 Yeah, I do.
00:07:48.000 It was Dan Snyder, who's the head of the Redskins, right?
00:07:52.000 Yes.
00:07:52.000 Who was saying that he...
00:07:54.000 I think?
00:08:16.000 Or whatever.
00:08:17.000 And she found that offensive.
00:08:19.000 Not really.
00:08:20.000 I don't believe she really did.
00:08:21.000 I think she found it.
00:08:23.000 It was a green light for her to attack and to use hashtag activism.
00:08:28.000 And to get some publicity.
00:08:30.000 There's a story that's making the rounds today.
00:08:32.000 A Kansas City University professor who, in a class about racism, a discussion about racism and discrimination, she used the word nigger.
00:08:43.000 And in using the word, all these students are trying to get her fired.
00:08:48.000 And she's been removed of her duties right now.
00:08:50.000 She's been temporarily suspended under review or whatever their process is.
00:08:55.000 But in just saying the word, not saying someone is like, this is a word that people have issues.
00:09:00.000 Let's discuss words that people have issues with.
00:09:02.000 What are the origins of these words?
00:09:04.000 Why are they problematic?
00:09:05.000 What is, you know, what can be done about this?
00:09:07.000 I'm not sure exactly what the context of her class is, but...
00:09:11.000 I'm sure the context wasn't, let's go around accusing black people of being niggas, right?
00:09:15.000 Absolutely not.
00:09:16.000 Absolutely not.
00:09:17.000 But this is the same kind of thing.
00:09:18.000 I don't believe anyone in that class was actually hurt by that.
00:09:23.000 I think they found the green light and they attacked.
00:09:26.000 Yeah.
00:09:26.000 Don't we learn what to be offended by?
00:09:29.000 Yes.
00:09:30.000 So it's possible that someone felt like an initial kind of reaction of, oh my god, I just heard that word.
00:09:37.000 That's a good point.
00:09:37.000 And I've been told that that word is completely unacceptable under all circumstances.
00:09:41.000 And I've been told that I'm allowed to be offended.
00:09:43.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:09:44.000 And indeed ought to be offended.
00:09:46.000 Yes.
00:09:46.000 And so, like, I was amazed by the power of that word when I first came to the States.
00:09:52.000 Because only here do we have this dumbass word, the N-word, like that phrasing.
00:10:00.000 I mean, I'd never heard that until I came to the States.
00:10:02.000 In Australia, it was completely unacceptable to ever use the word nigger against somebody.
00:10:08.000 You would just never do that.
00:10:10.000 I mean, I was taught since the earliest days that racism is terrible.
00:10:14.000 But you could talk about it in polite company.
00:10:16.000 I mean, if it came up, you'd be able to discuss the existence of the word, and nobody would ever say the N-word.
00:10:21.000 But you guys have racism towards aborigines.
00:10:23.000 Totally.
00:10:24.000 That's pretty real over there.
00:10:25.000 But it's not towards black people, right?
00:10:27.000 No, that's right.
00:10:28.000 But there is a much, much, much bigger awareness of the kind of tragedy of the original sin of what happened when Australia was settled.
00:10:50.000 We're good to go.
00:11:00.000 No one even talks about...
00:11:01.000 Like in Australia, if you go to an awards ceremony, for example, if you're at the Grammys, every single presenter will come up and they will begin by saying, I want to start by acknowledging the traditional owners of this land, the Yadawundi people.
00:11:13.000 You know, they'll at least give a kind of politically correct nod to the fact that...
00:11:18.000 We occupied a country and basically wiped out an entire people.
00:11:22.000 You'll see Aboriginal flags flying on Parliament House alongside the Australian flag.
00:11:27.000 I don't even know what the Native American flag is.
00:11:30.000 Do they even have a flag?
00:11:30.000 I don't believe they did.
00:11:32.000 Well, they didn't.
00:11:33.000 Nor did Aborigines back then.
00:11:34.000 They had some symbols.
00:11:36.000 They certainly had symbols that were indicative of different tribes or different regions.
00:11:41.000 But I don't think they had flags.
00:11:43.000 I could be wrong.
00:11:44.000 No, but Aborigines didn't have flags.
00:11:45.000 Aborigines didn't even have metal.
00:11:47.000 So, yeah, right?
00:11:48.000 Okay.
00:11:49.000 I mean, they were at the time when the British settled Australia, and I always get accused when I say things like this of, you know, by politically correct social justice warriors, of imposing onto traditional societies an idea of human civilization as being better if it's, like, industrialized than if it's not industrialized.
00:12:06.000 Right.
00:12:07.000 Because I'm, like, a white man who, like, totally thinks that, like, the 21st century is better than the fucking 15th century, which I do.
00:12:12.000 Well, let me help out, because it is better.
00:12:13.000 Yeah.
00:12:14.000 We have computers and the internet.
00:12:16.000 We have books.
00:12:17.000 We have a lot of things that are better than, like, flint knives.
00:12:21.000 Having said that, you're such a white man, Joe.
00:12:25.000 Having said that, if you think about, like, the traditional anthropological conception of human evolution going from, like, the discovery of fire and farming and then up through the Bronze Age and the Iron Age and so on...
00:12:41.000 Aborigines, when the British settled Australia, were the least advanced civilization in the world by far.
00:12:49.000 I mean, we're talking...
00:12:51.000 And again, the politically correct part of me has to keep qualifying.
00:12:55.000 They had been around for over 100,000 years, so they were doing something successful.
00:12:59.000 It's only been 2,000 years since Jesus.
00:13:01.000 Well, that's true.
00:13:03.000 Rabbits are doing a good job, too.
00:13:04.000 Joe Rogan, did you just compare Aboriginal Australians to rabbits?
00:13:07.000 I did.
00:13:08.000 In that context.
00:13:10.000 Okay.
00:13:10.000 I like you for that, because I like analogies, and I like being able to accept analogies without thinking that the person is saying that the two things are the same in every respect.
00:13:19.000 Yeah.
00:13:19.000 Because I always get pulled up.
00:13:20.000 Like, I made a Hitler analogy the other day about...
00:13:22.000 I was talking to...
00:13:24.000 Who was it?
00:13:24.000 Donnie Deutsch?
00:13:25.000 Do you know that guy?
00:13:26.000 Yes.
00:13:27.000 And he was talking about how he likes Trump, and...
00:13:32.000 And I made some parallel where I was like, he was, I was simply saying that like, he was like, he's popular, he's touching a vein.
00:13:38.000 I was like, yeah, but is that the only reason to respect somebody?
00:13:40.000 Hitler touched a vein as well.
00:13:41.000 And he was like, he got all outraged on the air at the fact that I would like, say Hitler.
00:13:46.000 He was like, you can't do that.
00:13:47.000 Like, how dare you?
00:13:48.000 I'm Jewish.
00:13:49.000 And I was like, I was not, I'm not saying that Trump is the same as Hitler, you idiot.
00:13:53.000 I'm saying that.
00:13:54.000 I'm saying that the criterion by which you were judging his success is flawed, and I was using an analogy to do so.
00:14:01.000 Well, he should be ashamed, because he's doing the exact thing we're accusing the extreme left of.
00:14:06.000 He saw a green light, and he went after it.
00:14:08.000 That's right.
00:14:09.000 Does he really think I'm a Nazi sympathizer, or that I'm shitting on him?
00:14:12.000 So then I was like, hey, my grandmother was in the concentration camp, so don't pull a juke out on me.
00:14:16.000 And then I just moved right on.
00:14:17.000 Yeah, fuck.
00:14:19.000 Donnie, how dare you?
00:14:21.000 Aborigines didn't have metal and stuff.
00:14:23.000 No, they were extremely primitive.
00:14:26.000 So far, removed from what we consider to be advanced civilization that Australia felt it was okay to actually take their children and adopt them.
00:14:36.000 And this was recent.
00:14:37.000 This was in the 50s.
00:14:39.000 You know, until 1969, Aborigines were classified in Australia as fauna.
00:14:48.000 Whoa.
00:14:50.000 In other words, they weren't considered...
00:14:52.000 Not flora.
00:14:55.000 There might have been a couple of floral aborigines, but they were mostly in the same category as kangaroos.
00:15:02.000 That's dark.
00:15:03.000 You couldn't kill them.
00:15:04.000 You couldn't?
00:15:05.000 No.
00:15:06.000 But, I mean, they weren't officially classified as fauna.
00:15:08.000 It's just that they weren't classified as human.
00:15:10.000 Like, they weren't considered to be people in the...
00:15:12.000 So, like, you can't kill a chimp either.
00:15:14.000 Yeah.
00:15:15.000 Wow.
00:15:16.000 Wow.
00:15:16.000 That's fucked up.
00:15:17.000 So it's a recent thing, but it's come a long way in the past 15 or 20 years.
00:15:21.000 Now I think there's a general consensus that we really fucked them over.
00:15:24.000 I hope so.
00:15:26.000 You can't steal their fucking babies, no matter how primitive.
00:15:31.000 Not to defend it, but this was at the same time that Jim Crow was going on here, right?
00:15:35.000 I mean, it's not like we were enlightened, well, our forefathers were enlightened in the 50s about race.
00:15:40.000 Yeah, well, everybody was pretty fucked up back then.
00:15:43.000 I think it's very difficult for us to understand in 2015 what it was like in 1950. Because I think we assume that they should have known better.
00:15:51.000 They should have been like us.
00:15:52.000 But a hundred years before them, they were cowboys.
00:15:56.000 They had horses and trains, and that's it.
00:15:59.000 And a hundred years before that, they didn't even have fucking trains.
00:16:02.000 And a hundred years before that, you're in the dark ages.
00:16:06.000 I mean, the 1500s, 1400s, you're a few hundred years removed from Genghis Khan.
00:16:11.000 It's so fast, isn't it?
00:16:13.000 Yeah, so fast.
00:16:14.000 I don't remember whether I've spoken to you about this before, but when I was in Greece on the trip that I was just talking about, I was standing at the Acropolis, and I was expecting to be wowed like all tourists are by, oh, the sheer age of this thing.
00:16:27.000 Oh, I'm at the birthplace of Western civilization.
00:16:31.000 And instead, what I thought was, I'd actually just been back to New Zealand because my grandma died.
00:16:37.000 She was one day shy of her 100th birthday.
00:16:39.000 Damn, almost made it.
00:16:42.000 99 and 364 days.
00:16:44.000 So if she was just born premature, she would have had that day.
00:16:48.000 You know?
00:16:48.000 I mean, when you were born, it's so arbitrary.
00:16:50.000 They induce labor.
00:16:52.000 Yeah, that's a good way of thinking about it.
00:16:53.000 If you take her from, like, the third trimester, she made it.
00:16:57.000 She made it.
00:16:58.000 From the quickening.
00:16:58.000 Yes.
00:16:59.000 She made it.
00:17:00.000 Her soul made it.
00:17:01.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:17:03.000 And what I was struck by at the Acropolis and the Parthenon was not like how old human civilization was, but was like...
00:17:10.000 My grandma, her lifetime is a manageable period of time in my brain.
00:17:16.000 I can think about that in a way that when you talk to me about something that happened 50,000 years ago, it's just meaningless.
00:17:21.000 And when you talk about the size of the cosmos or a light year or something, I might be able to understand it intellectually, but it just washes over my head.
00:17:27.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:17:29.000 But the lifetime of my grandmother, that's a manageable span of time.
00:17:31.000 I can imagine her life.
00:17:33.000 100 years, yes.
00:17:34.000 And you know what?
00:17:35.000 This Acropolis, at the dawn of Western civilization, before humans had even invented anything that we would recognize as being civilized in terms of laws and procedures and technologies, that's only 100 of my grandmas.
00:17:50.000 Yeah.
00:17:51.000 Yeah.
00:17:52.000 How about this?
00:17:52.000 Or less.
00:17:53.000 No, sorry.
00:17:54.000 It's like 4,000 years.
00:17:56.000 It's 40 of my grandmas.
00:17:57.000 Jesus was 20 of my grandmas.
00:17:59.000 Yeah.
00:17:59.000 A nuclear weapon.
00:18:01.000 My grandma was born during the Gallipoli campaign in World War I. Hitler wasn't even a name that her parents knew when she was born.
00:18:08.000 The Depression hadn't happened.
00:18:10.000 The bomb hadn't been invented, let alone computers.
00:18:13.000 How fast are things going?
00:18:15.000 Pretty fast.
00:18:17.000 Like, how recently was it over the span of geological time that we were monkeys, effectively monkeys?
00:18:24.000 They believe 200,000 years ago human beings were in this form.
00:18:29.000 They believe, but it changes depending upon the fossil record, like when they add new evidence.
00:18:35.000 They just found, within the last couple weeks, they've recognized a new subspecies of human beings, an ancient subspecies.
00:18:42.000 They found a giant tooth.
00:18:43.000 So they're finding fossil records that pretty much...
00:18:49.000 Pretty much coincide with the established belief that people are 200,000 plus years in this form.
00:18:55.000 Like you could take a person from 200,000 years ago.
00:18:57.000 They'd probably be considerably smaller than us because they didn't get a lot of food.
00:19:00.000 And you'd put them in a movie theater and they would look just like you or I. Maybe worse teeth.
00:19:05.000 Yeah.
00:19:05.000 As long as they kept their mouths shut, we showered them, trimmed whatever fucking weird hair they had.
00:19:11.000 They're probably just very strangely hairy.
00:19:13.000 But, you know, obviously in the fossil record, we're not getting too much...
00:19:16.000 It's very rare they find skin and hair, so they're just kind of guessing what they looked like on the outside.
00:19:22.000 But they believe that about 200,000 years in this form.
00:19:25.000 Give or take 100,000 years.
00:19:27.000 So that's pretty recent.
00:19:28.000 More likely give than take.
00:19:31.000 Yeah.
00:19:32.000 It's not really give and take.
00:19:33.000 What's most...
00:19:35.000 What's most sort of frightening to me is how recently technology has become as powerful as it is.
00:19:41.000 Especially nukes.
00:19:43.000 And superimposing technology that was invented within the lifetime of my dad.
00:19:49.000 Think about what we just said.
00:19:50.000 Just that.
00:19:51.000 Let's get crazy and call it 300,000 years ago.
00:19:54.000 3,000 of your grandmas.
00:19:56.000 Yeah.
00:19:57.000 That's it.
00:19:57.000 And we're monkeys.
00:19:58.000 Yeah.
00:19:59.000 Just 3,000.
00:20:00.000 Like a good size theater show.
00:20:03.000 Yeah.
00:20:04.000 Yep.
00:20:04.000 Like you go to the Chicago theater, that's 3,700 people.
00:20:07.000 That's a good spot to look at.
00:20:10.000 Those people in that audience, if you get a full Chicago theater of 3,700 people, if every one of them lived birth to death, just stop and think about that.
00:20:21.000 That's fucking crazy.
00:20:23.000 It's incredible, isn't it?
00:20:24.000 That's crazy.
00:20:25.000 It's fucking crazy.
00:20:26.000 That's 300,000 years.
00:20:29.000 And you don't even need to go that far before the kinds of lives that people were living and the kinds of concerns that they had to concern themselves with were so parochial and they knew so little.
00:20:41.000 I mean, even just back to the Middle Ages.
00:20:43.000 I mean, think about having 50 of my—no, sorry, five of my grandmothers get us back to the Middle Ages.
00:20:51.000 Five of them.
00:20:52.000 That's fucking crazy.
00:20:55.000 50 get us back to before we had, before the Parthenon.
00:20:58.000 God.
00:20:59.000 I mean, we are hairless apes who just, just now, just right now, just happen to have discovered the atom.
00:21:06.000 Amazing.
00:21:07.000 And technology.
00:21:07.000 The Chicago theater thing is really freaking me out.
00:21:09.000 That's a good one.
00:21:10.000 I like that.
00:21:10.000 I love that.
00:21:11.000 That one's freaking me out because that's monkeys.
00:21:13.000 I mean, we go back to, like, we're basically fucking, like, the scene in 2001 where they're around the monolith.
00:21:20.000 Yeah.
00:21:21.000 That's what we're talking about.
00:21:21.000 That's what we're talking about.
00:21:23.000 So how many people do you fit in a big stadium?
00:21:25.000 100,000, 150,000, something like that?
00:21:27.000 Yeah, like a giant football stadium.
00:21:29.000 The place that we did in Australia for the UFC, I believe, is 70,000 people, and that was enormous.
00:21:34.000 Was that the MCG? That was Etihad Arena.
00:21:39.000 They've started sponsoring everything since I left, so I don't even know what that would be now, because Etihad...
00:21:43.000 I don't know.
00:21:44.000 It wasn't a big airline back then.
00:21:45.000 Was it in Sydney or Melbourne?
00:21:47.000 Melbourne.
00:21:47.000 Oh, right.
00:21:48.000 It'd probably be the cricket ground, right?
00:21:50.000 Formally.
00:21:50.000 Probably.
00:21:51.000 It's got a retractable roof.
00:21:52.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:21:53.000 It was the site of the biggest UFC ever, and it was 70,000 people.
00:21:56.000 And that's an enormous, enormous place.
00:21:58.000 But they have football places.
00:21:59.000 Like, Jamie, you're a football fan.
00:22:00.000 What's the biggest spot?
00:22:02.000 I don't know if it's the exact biggest Ohio Stadium in Columbus where the Buckeyes play.
00:22:05.000 It's like 110 they can fit in there.
00:22:07.000 Wow.
00:22:08.000 It's 108,000 officially.
00:22:09.000 What is that like when it's filled?
00:22:10.000 That must be insane.
00:22:11.000 It's crazy.
00:22:11.000 It's super loud.
00:22:13.000 I mean, the way they have the sound going too, it's a little bit...
00:22:15.000 It bounces off each other.
00:22:16.000 Right.
00:22:17.000 But being in it so...
00:22:17.000 It's insane.
00:22:18.000 That's got to be what the Colosseum was like.
00:22:20.000 In Rome?
00:22:21.000 I mean, half like.
00:22:22.000 But there's crazy people.
00:22:23.000 They're drunk as shit.
00:22:24.000 Yeah.
00:22:25.000 They're yelling at each other.
00:22:26.000 Yeah.
00:22:26.000 And there's fights all over the place.
00:22:28.000 I've been to huge stadiums that are like 100,000, 110,000.
00:22:31.000 So let's say 100,000 stadium, right?
00:22:34.000 Right.
00:22:34.000 It's a big place.
00:22:35.000 But if you use your analogy, your Chicago, my grandmother analogy...
00:22:39.000 That's 10 million years.
00:22:45.000 Oh my god!
00:22:46.000 What were we 10 million years ago?
00:22:47.000 We were rodents.
00:22:49.000 Well, when did the dinosaurs die after?
00:22:51.000 65 million years ago, apparently we were a type of almost like a shrew-looking rodent.
00:22:58.000 That's what we were.
00:22:59.000 That's the current theory.
00:23:00.000 Blowing my mind.
00:23:01.000 That's what really makes evolutionary deniers angry.
00:23:05.000 The idea that we were just shitty little rats.
00:23:07.000 You telling me that I was a shrew?
00:23:10.000 One Ohio State football game full of people ago, I wasn't true.
00:23:16.000 The crazy thing is that the science deniers, the evolution deniers, are the ones who are more monkey-like than the ones who believe in science.
00:23:24.000 True.
00:23:25.000 That was an old Bill Hicks bit.
00:23:27.000 He used to think about people being uninvolved.
00:23:29.000 The people that don't believe in evolution are the most, they look the most uninvolved.
00:23:34.000 Exactly.
00:23:35.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:23:36.000 Yeah.
00:23:36.000 Well, it's too hard for us to...
00:23:40.000 I mean, we're sitting here, we're not science deniers, and we're looking at the age of your grandma, 100 years, and we're just going back a few grandmas, and we're like, fuck, man.
00:23:48.000 Well, this is the first time I've been amazed by that, though, because I... Although, you know when else I had this feeling was Richard Dawkins has this cool analogy where he says, imagine...
00:23:59.000 He's talking about how evolution denies...
00:24:02.000 I keep wanting to say climate denies, I don't know why.
00:24:03.000 Evolution denies.
00:24:04.000 We'll talk about how there are these gaps in the fossil record, right?
00:24:08.000 And how, like, well, what happened to the species that were interim species in between the species that we find?
00:24:14.000 Richard Dawkins tries to make the point, the whole concept of a species is something that we sort of retroactively superimpose onto things because lots of animals, because the vast majority of animals die out and don't manage to...
00:24:28.000 Succeed in this world.
00:24:30.000 The vast majority of mutations fail.
00:24:32.000 But he says, imagine getting a book, imagine getting a picture book, like a high school yearbook, and it's got your photo in it on the last page, and the page before that is your mother's photo, and the page before that is her mother's photo, and the page before that is her mother's photo, right?
00:24:45.000 And you go back and back and back and back, all the way back to the first dawn of life.
00:24:52.000 Right.
00:25:12.000 But as you flip through the pages of this book, it's such a thick book that over time, like one of those little cartoon figures that you could draw and it looks like it's moving on the page, you just start morphing back, back, back, back, back, until eventually you're a fucking fish.
00:25:28.000 Or, you know, your great-great-great-great-grandma is.
00:25:31.000 Just add in enough greats.
00:25:33.000 Yeah.
00:25:34.000 And that's what people don't understand.
00:25:35.000 It just has to be a really, really, really, really, really big book.
00:25:39.000 Well, our concept of time is just too hard.
00:25:41.000 Well, look at it this way.
00:25:42.000 Look at the changes that a person takes over the period of their life.
00:25:46.000 Look at a person from, you know, think about a child.
00:25:50.000 And then turn that child into your grandma before she died.
00:25:53.000 That's a very different physical looking thing as age sets in.
00:25:57.000 Yeah, sure.
00:25:58.000 There's a lot of changes that go on in nature.
00:26:01.000 Like the growth of animals, death of animals, plants and things along those lines.
00:26:07.000 There's all sorts of growth and death and all sorts of changing.
00:26:11.000 And while we're looking at it in a static form, if you go outside and look at those trees, they look exactly the same as they looked yesterday.
00:26:17.000 And it takes a long time before you recognize, like, oh, this fucking thing's growing.
00:26:21.000 I'm feeling that.
00:26:22.000 I'm feeling that myself, kind of, for the first time.
00:26:25.000 Like, my birthday yesterday.
00:26:27.000 And I've gotten to that age where, you know, I don't really care about, I don't really know.
00:26:32.000 Like, when I booked this trip, I didn't even know that it was my birthday yesterday.
00:26:35.000 How old are you?
00:26:36.000 38. That's when you start denying it.
00:26:38.000 I'm 48, so you really start denying it.
00:26:40.000 Denying what?
00:26:41.000 Getting older.
00:26:41.000 I'm not even paying attention to that.
00:26:43.000 That's not even important to me.
00:26:45.000 Why?
00:26:46.000 I'm concentrating on the present.
00:26:48.000 I live in the moment, Joshua.
00:26:53.000 It's a comforting bullshit, isn't it?
00:26:55.000 When you get to be like 78, you're just like, what do you do?
00:26:58.000 What are you going to not do?
00:27:00.000 Parasail, because you're 78, you know?
00:27:02.000 No, that's right.
00:27:03.000 But I think that the most...
00:27:05.000 It is true, though, that, like, you know, age is on the inside, because I can feel that now, at this age, I just have to do a shit more work not to feel crappy.
00:27:14.000 Yes.
00:27:15.000 When you're 22, it's just...
00:27:16.000 Everything's great.
00:27:17.000 Yeah.
00:27:17.000 Your body is just automatically functioning exactly as it should.
00:27:21.000 Now, like, my ankle will just occasionally hurt.
00:27:23.000 You know?
00:27:24.000 That didn't happen when I was 22. I actually remember the first time in my life when I was getting out of a car, and as I got out of the car seat, I went...
00:27:32.000 I was like, what the fuck was that?
00:27:35.000 Did I just grunt as I was getting up?
00:27:37.000 I never grunted.
00:27:38.000 You know, just a very small, like...
00:27:41.000 Just to get out of a car seat?
00:27:42.000 Wow.
00:27:42.000 Yeah, but you know, just like you might.
00:27:44.000 It's not a big deal.
00:27:45.000 It's just like a teenager just leaps out of the car seat.
00:27:49.000 Right.
00:27:49.000 When an old person gets out of the car seat going...
00:27:51.000 That's a good point.
00:27:53.000 I noticed when I for the first time just did a little...
00:27:57.000 Yeah.
00:27:58.000 It's like, I'm getting all...
00:27:59.000 Gotta exercise.
00:28:00.000 Welcome to my 30s.
00:28:01.000 That's the other thing, is nature is trying to kill you.
00:28:04.000 And nature would like you to give in to the same decay that you see in animals and the forest and what have you.
00:28:10.000 It would like you to just accept the natural process.
00:28:13.000 But us and our clever little minds have figured out how to mitigate that process, at least slightly, with exercise and nutrition, proper rest and supplementation.
00:28:23.000 Hormone supplementation and going to the doctors and new inventions and cryotherapy and all this crazy shit that people figured out how to just...
00:28:32.000 Just put the brakes on this fucking inevitable demise.
00:28:35.000 I know.
00:28:35.000 We're living way too long for nature.
00:28:37.000 Nature loves us up until we're in our late teens, early 20s.
00:28:40.000 Yeah.
00:28:40.000 But by now, I've been like, I've been cum and sperm for decades.
00:28:45.000 Nature's like, you must have had kids by now, right?
00:28:47.000 TMI. You must have.
00:28:48.000 Too much information.
00:28:49.000 I think everyone can figure out that I've probably been able to cum since I was a Teenager.
00:28:54.000 Well, you may be gone tantric.
00:28:55.000 You might be one of those dudes.
00:28:56.000 Possible.
00:28:57.000 Trying to keep the cum inside them and revigorate their body.
00:29:00.000 Do they do that?
00:29:00.000 Is that a real thing?
00:29:01.000 Yeah.
00:29:01.000 Can you actually consistently orgasm over a long period of time without cumming?
00:29:05.000 The problem with all that, and I'm sure I'm going to get tweets about this, is everyone who practices it is a fucking lunatic.
00:29:12.000 So you don't know, because you haven't actually tested it out.
00:29:16.000 Yeah, so if you talk to them, they'll tell you, yes, I completely come inside.
00:29:20.000 I come internally.
00:29:22.000 I absorb, I reabsorb, and the energy that I get from that is so much more amazing than the energy that you would get from an external orgasm.
00:29:29.000 And then they just get really into talking to you about tantric, and they get annoying.
00:29:34.000 Do they do it by contracting the muscle that starts with a P, whose name I'm forgetting, between your balls and your ass?
00:29:41.000 No, there's a particular muscle there, which apparently, if you learn to build it up, like we're doing exercises throughout the day, then it will compress and it will push against the...
00:29:52.000 Whatever that tube is called.
00:29:53.000 I'm really medically astute today.
00:29:55.000 The dick hole tube.
00:29:57.000 So it's like a male Kegel, right?
00:29:59.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:30:00.000 That women do.
00:30:00.000 Have you ever seen that Russian lady that can pick up, I think she can carry like 32 kilograms for their pussy.
00:30:06.000 It might be more than that.
00:30:07.000 It's like more than 70 pounds, I believe.
00:30:10.000 No, I haven't, Joe.
00:30:11.000 Yeah, she has this ability to like, I guess they put like a ball and then attach a string to a ball.
00:30:17.000 At the end of the string is a weight.
00:30:20.000 And she puts that ball inside of her pussy and just locks down on that motherfucker and then can literally lift up like 70 pounds of weight.
00:30:27.000 It's impressive.
00:30:28.000 I've stood at one end of a strip club in Bangkok, had a Thai stripper fire darts from the other side of the room out of her pussy and pop a balloon that I was holding over my head.
00:30:45.000 Wow.
00:30:47.000 And she could fire those things with such aim.
00:30:49.000 I don't know why I was so stupid, because I could have taken an eye out.
00:30:53.000 What kind of speed are we looking at?
00:30:55.000 Speed.
00:30:55.000 I mean, enough speed.
00:30:56.000 Yeah, speed.
00:30:57.000 Like, what?
00:30:58.000 She must have been a good 10 meters, so maybe 30 feet away from me.
00:31:01.000 Oh, my God.
00:31:02.000 And she's firing them across the room fast enough to be able to pop a balloon.
00:31:05.000 With accuracy.
00:31:06.000 With accuracy.
00:31:06.000 That's insane.
00:31:07.000 Now, how is she doing this?
00:31:08.000 Does she have her elbows to the back of her knees, and she's got her pussy up in the air?
00:31:13.000 No, she was standing up.
00:31:14.000 I'm trying to picture exactly what position she was in.
00:31:16.000 Yeah, she was sort of kneeling and, like, standing.
00:31:19.000 Kneeling away from you.
00:31:21.000 No, sorry, not kneeling.
00:31:22.000 Bent knees, but standing upright, and with a thrust of the hips.
00:31:26.000 Boy.
00:31:27.000 Shooting it out.
00:31:28.000 What?
00:31:29.000 Bent knees, standing upright, facing you?
00:31:31.000 Facing me.
00:31:33.000 Wow.
00:31:33.000 That's crazy.
00:31:34.000 That's like shooting a gun in the air when you're pointing it at the ground.
00:31:38.000 That doesn't even make any sense.
00:31:40.000 How does she do that?
00:31:41.000 She might have had her hands on the ground.
00:31:44.000 To be honest, Joe, I wasn't focused on her fucking position.
00:31:47.000 I was focused on whether or not she was going to take my eye out.
00:31:49.000 I had my eyes closed most of the time.
00:31:50.000 Well, if she had her hands on the ground, now it makes perfect sense.
00:31:52.000 So she's like a table.
00:31:53.000 Yeah, a table sitting upright.
00:31:55.000 How's she getting the air to launch that thing?
00:31:58.000 I don't know.
00:31:59.000 That's what's confusing about that.
00:32:01.000 There was so many things that she was doing.
00:32:03.000 Like, they have all kinds of tricks.
00:32:04.000 They have all kinds of tricks.
00:32:06.000 It started out with ping pong balls, you know, all the classic things.
00:32:09.000 Also razor blades.
00:32:10.000 Oh.
00:32:12.000 It's not pleasant.
00:32:13.000 Isn't it amazing what people will do if you're confronted with a town filled with drunk tourists who have already seen everything.
00:32:20.000 They've seen Muay Thai kickboxing fights where 16-year-old kids have fucking shinned each other in the head until they go unconscious.
00:32:27.000 They've seen...
00:32:29.000 Legalized prostitution everywhere.
00:32:31.000 Ladyboys everywhere.
00:32:32.000 Everything is chaos.
00:32:34.000 Just fucking scooters with 37 people piled on them.
00:32:37.000 And what do they got to do?
00:32:39.000 They have to adapt.
00:32:40.000 What's left?
00:32:41.000 It's evolution.
00:32:42.000 It's adapt or die.
00:32:44.000 You know, you have to adapt.
00:32:45.000 You have to figure out how to stand out.
00:32:49.000 Well, you got to shoot a dart out of your pussy, honey.
00:32:51.000 That Josh Zipps' head.
00:32:52.000 Yeah, there's...
00:32:53.000 I mean, you want to make the argument that people are malleable.
00:32:57.000 That's like one of the best arguments.
00:32:59.000 Like, look at that.
00:33:00.000 That's...
00:33:01.000 Not to mention, like, I mean, I've been to shows there where there are just, I remember the finale to one show where it was like, there were about 15 to 25. How many fucking shows did you go there?
00:33:09.000 I go there a lot!
00:33:11.000 Do you go to Thailand a lot?
00:33:12.000 Yeah, Thailand is, I like to say that Thailand is sort of our Mexico, if you're Australian.
00:33:17.000 It's nearby, it's cheap, it's beautiful, there are great beaches.
00:33:22.000 How far is the flight?
00:33:23.000 I mean, everything's sort of far for most Australians because Sydney and Melbourne are located on the southeast coast of Australia, so there's a lot of Australia to fly over.
00:33:31.000 Australia's the same size as the contiguous United States, so you basically have to do the entire flight from the equivalent of Miami to Seattle before you start entering Asian airspace.
00:33:41.000 So from Australia, the country itself, it'd probably only be two or three hours to Bangkok.
00:33:46.000 It's only like...
00:33:47.000 An hour or two to Indonesia and Singapore.
00:33:50.000 But from Sydney, then you've got to add on an extra six hours just to get out of Australian airspace.
00:33:54.000 That's amazing that you guys are the same size, that Australia is the same size as America as far as the continental or close to it.
00:34:01.000 But there's only 20 million people, so you have less people than California.
00:34:05.000 We have half, yeah, I mean two-thirds of the population of California in an area the size of the United States if you get rid of Alaska.
00:34:10.000 It's a badass country.
00:34:11.000 I fucking love it there.
00:34:13.000 I was just there.
00:34:14.000 I know you were, yeah, that whole upset, right?
00:34:16.000 I had a great fucking time.
00:34:17.000 I did stand-up there, too, the Pillay Theater.
00:34:19.000 It's fucking incredible.
00:34:20.000 I love it up there.
00:34:21.000 Down there, wherever the fuck it is.
00:34:22.000 It's down.
00:34:23.000 Depends on which way you go.
00:34:24.000 Exactly.
00:34:24.000 If you go north, you can get there.
00:34:26.000 You'll get there eventually.
00:34:28.000 The globe's round, Joe.
00:34:29.000 Yes.
00:34:30.000 And it's spinning.
00:34:30.000 The fucker doesn't stand still.
00:34:32.000 But I love Australia.
00:34:34.000 It's an awesome country.
00:34:35.000 It really is.
00:34:36.000 The people there are cool as fuck.
00:34:37.000 Yeah.
00:34:37.000 Yeah.
00:34:38.000 Aussies are nice.
00:34:38.000 It's great.
00:34:39.000 That's my number one go-to spot if the apocalypse happens.
00:34:44.000 Yep.
00:34:44.000 If North America falls apart, Australia is pretty much self-supporting.
00:34:48.000 It's democratic, really cool, nice people.
00:34:52.000 Yep.
00:34:53.000 Lots of space.
00:34:54.000 Plenty of animals to eat.
00:34:55.000 Yep.
00:34:55.000 Plenty of land to...
00:34:56.000 Plenty of fish.
00:34:57.000 Jesus Christ.
00:34:58.000 I mean, you've got the whole South Pacific right there.
00:35:00.000 Yeah, you just can't...
00:35:00.000 You've got to watch out for your fucking killer jellyfish.
00:35:02.000 Everywhere you turn, you have something that can kill you.
00:35:04.000 That's true.
00:35:05.000 They have...
00:35:05.000 If people don't know, you've got to look up this thing called box jellyfish.
00:35:09.000 Because they have...
00:35:09.000 They get a bay filled with box jellyfish.
00:35:12.000 And they'll say, don't go in the water, mate.
00:35:14.000 The box jellyfish are there.
00:35:16.000 They'll kill you instantly.
00:35:17.000 How do you say straight off?
00:35:18.000 They'll kill you straight off.
00:35:19.000 Kill you straight off.
00:35:20.000 Yeah.
00:35:21.000 They will kill you instantly.
00:35:23.000 They paralyze you when you go into anaphylactic shock.
00:35:25.000 You're just dead.
00:35:26.000 You're dead.
00:35:26.000 I mean, some people survive if you get hit with one or two tentacles, but you're fucked, man, for like years.
00:35:33.000 Yeah, well, don't go in the water.
00:35:35.000 What the fuck does that mean?
00:35:37.000 It's the goddamn water!
00:35:38.000 But in all of the areas of Australia, for a start, they're only there during certain times of the year.
00:35:42.000 So you were there in summer.
00:35:43.000 And they're not in Sydney or Melbourne, so you don't have to worry about them there.
00:35:47.000 You must have gone up to the Great Barrier Reef or something?
00:35:49.000 No, no, no.
00:35:50.000 I was just talking to people.
00:35:51.000 I didn't go in the fucking water.
00:35:53.000 I'm not retarded.
00:35:54.000 You can go in the water in Melbourne, it's fine.
00:35:55.000 No, no, no, you can't.
00:35:56.000 They move around.
00:35:57.000 The water, I don't know if you know, it's all connected.
00:36:00.000 They could just travel to you.
00:36:02.000 No, that's like saying that you're going to get eaten by a great white shark in Alaska.
00:36:05.000 The great white sharks don't go to Alaska.
00:36:07.000 Don't go in the water in Alaska if it's connected to where the great white sharks live.
00:36:10.000 So just never go in the water anyway.
00:36:11.000 It's the same fucking water.
00:36:12.000 It's the same water.
00:36:12.000 Yeah, but we're talking about gigantic distances.
00:36:14.000 As far as we know.
00:36:15.000 As far as we know, they don't go there, but they could.
00:36:18.000 No, they couldn't.
00:36:18.000 They died.
00:36:19.000 It'd be too cold for them.
00:36:20.000 If you knew that the woods were filled with werewolves, but only at a certain time of the year, would you go during a full moon?
00:36:28.000 No!
00:36:28.000 You wouldn't.
00:36:29.000 I'll answer for you.
00:36:30.000 Depends on whether or not I trust it.
00:36:32.000 What you're saying is basically like, you shouldn't go hiking in Panama because there are bears in Canada.
00:36:37.000 That's exactly what I'm saying.
00:36:39.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:36:39.000 So we've got a, Jamie's just brought up an image.
00:36:41.000 Marine stingers are dangerous.
00:36:42.000 Marine stingers are dangerous.
00:36:43.000 Don't swim in these waters between October and May.
00:36:45.000 Severe box jelly sting.
00:36:47.000 So what are they?
00:36:48.000 Emergency treatment.
00:36:49.000 Oh, that's one of those, they have a bucket of like vinegar.
00:36:51.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:36:52.000 So even then, you're still fucked.
00:36:54.000 There's a species called the Irukandji, which I can't remember whether it's the same as a box jellyfish or not, but someone's going to tweet me now that I've said that.
00:37:01.000 And there was a case where these scientists on the Great Barrier Reef Yeah.
00:37:29.000 Oh my god.
00:37:31.000 Yeah.
00:37:32.000 Jesus Christ.
00:37:33.000 Put a label on it, you idiots!
00:37:34.000 Put a fucking skull and crossbones on that shit.
00:37:37.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:37:37.000 There's an Eurekanji.
00:37:38.000 That is that little tiny thing will kill you.
00:37:41.000 Yeah.
00:37:41.000 What the fuck, man?
00:37:43.000 We're badass.
00:37:44.000 No, you need to clean your water out.
00:37:47.000 Your water's filled with the enemy.
00:37:49.000 Those are murderers.
00:37:50.000 She'd get some governors saying that we're not going to let any urokanji into the country anymore.
00:37:54.000 Yeah.
00:37:55.000 That is insane.
00:37:56.000 It's insane that that little tiny thing can kill you.
00:37:58.000 Yeah.
00:37:58.000 That is unbelievable.
00:37:59.000 But I mean, only Americans make a big deal out of how dangerous things in Australia are.
00:38:04.000 Well, that's because you fuckers are used to it.
00:38:05.000 It's like the Thai lady with the ping pong balls coming out of her pussy.
00:38:09.000 That's normal in Thailand.
00:38:10.000 I mean...
00:38:11.000 The reality about Australia is we've managed to export this Steve Irwin crocodile hunter vision of Australia as if we're all rugged outdoorsmen who live in the bush in the outback.
00:38:24.000 The reality is almost half the country lives in two big cities and we're all sitting around swilling Chardonnay and drinking lattes complaining about property prices and sitting on yachts and going to the beach.
00:38:34.000 Very few Australians live in the outback.
00:38:37.000 We're a very urbanised country.
00:38:38.000 America is much more It has much more regional variants.
00:38:42.000 There's no equivalent of the South in Australia.
00:38:45.000 Right.
00:38:45.000 Or the Midwest, even.
00:38:46.000 Melbourne was incredible as far as the food.
00:38:50.000 The food was amazing.
00:38:51.000 It's great, isn't it?
00:38:51.000 The coffee and the food.
00:38:53.000 And the wine.
00:38:54.000 Oh, my God.
00:38:56.000 They know how to live.
00:38:57.000 Yeah, we do.
00:38:57.000 They're doing it right.
00:38:58.000 Yep.
00:38:59.000 But you get killed everywhere.
00:39:01.000 But that's my point.
00:39:02.000 Box jellyfish and fucking brown snakes.
00:39:04.000 The sharks aren't coming into the harbor.
00:39:05.000 How about those brown snakes?
00:39:06.000 Not in large numbers.
00:39:07.000 Well, they're not coming into downtown.
00:39:08.000 They're everywhere.
00:39:09.000 Yeah.
00:39:09.000 You saw him?
00:39:10.000 You can find him.
00:39:11.000 My friend Adam, my friend Adam Greentree, he lives out there.
00:39:14.000 And he works, he has a business and something involves mines.
00:39:19.000 And they'll be working, like digging holes.
00:39:24.000 And, you know, doing stuff out in the bush, I guess you guys call it, the bush, and they'll just find these brown snakes, which will just fucking kill you.
00:39:32.000 Yeah.
00:39:32.000 Like, they bite you and you're dead.
00:39:33.000 Yeah.
00:39:34.000 Yeah.
00:39:34.000 Well, actually, people haven't died from a snake bite or a spider bite, I don't think, since all of the anti-venoms were discovered in the early 80s.
00:39:41.000 Really?
00:39:42.000 Because every local medical center has all the anti-venoms.
00:39:45.000 How long does it take for a brown snake to kill you?
00:39:48.000 Hours.
00:39:48.000 Oh, okay.
00:39:49.000 Yeah, you've got hours.
00:39:50.000 So you've got a little bit of time.
00:39:51.000 Yep, and most Australians are trained in knowing how to basically, you know, obviously put a tourniquet on so that you can, you know, maybe suck out the venom and spit it out and identify what the snake was.
00:40:01.000 Well, I find rattlesnakes on my property out here.
00:40:04.000 Right.
00:40:05.000 All the time.
00:40:05.000 How long do they take to kill you?
00:40:06.000 It'll take a few hours, but it'll fuck you up.
00:40:09.000 I've had my dogs bitten three times.
00:40:11.000 I've had to have them go and get antivenom.
00:40:13.000 And for people, if you're broke, it's fucked.
00:40:16.000 Because you don't have any money.
00:40:17.000 It costs thousands of dollars for this antivenom stuff.
00:40:20.000 Otherwise, you're going to watch your dog die.
00:40:22.000 Because they swell up.
00:40:23.000 The only way I found out they got bit was I knew that they were barking and barking and barking.
00:40:28.000 So I went outside and said, ah, fuck, there's a rattlesnake.
00:40:30.000 And so I killed the rattlesnake.
00:40:32.000 And then they seem okay.
00:40:34.000 But then all of a sudden I see some swelling on their face.
00:40:37.000 I'm like, God damn it.
00:40:38.000 And so then I have to take them down.
00:40:39.000 Because the rattlesnake will bite them and then pull away and still be alive and then bite them again.
00:40:43.000 And so their face just swole up like cartoonish, like a water balloon.
00:40:47.000 Yeah, but they're fine in a day or so.
00:40:49.000 Yeah, good.
00:40:49.000 It's just expensive.
00:40:51.000 I mean, if a person gets bitten in Australia, obviously they don't have to pay because we have communism.
00:40:55.000 That's a good communism.
00:40:57.000 You know, I really get really pissed off when people talk about healthcare and healthcare in America and this idea that somehow or another it's better to not have people covered with medical insurance.
00:41:10.000 And there's always been Medicaid and there's always been, for extreme example, people have had medical issues that have put them in severe debt.
00:41:19.000 I don't think that we shouldn't have private care in terms of the best doctors and the best surgeons should be allowed to be compensated for their excellence.
00:41:29.000 I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with that, but the idea that we don't have some sort...
00:41:32.000 I mean, we have roads that are taken care of by our taxes.
00:41:36.000 Why the fuck do we not have medical insurance or medical care that's just standard?
00:41:44.000 And this is exactly what we're going to talk about on my podcast, hashtag WeThePeopleLive, which we're going to do immediately after this, because I want to talk to you about Bernie Sanders.
00:41:53.000 We can talk about it right now, too.
00:41:54.000 We can do it both.
00:41:55.000 We can do it later, now, whatever.
00:41:58.000 You're freaking people out.
00:41:59.000 They're like, what the fuck?
00:41:59.000 I've got to download something else?
00:42:02.000 I just think that a country that cares about its people, one of the most important things is the safety and the health of the people.
00:42:09.000 You shouldn't have to pay for the police.
00:42:13.000 You shouldn't have to pay for the army.
00:42:15.000 It shouldn't be something that comes out of your check.
00:42:17.000 Like, you know, oh, you want to call the police?
00:42:19.000 Well, we're going to require a credit card.
00:42:21.000 No, no, no, the guy's breaking into my house.
00:42:23.000 Well, do you have a current credit card?
00:42:26.000 Like, no, no, no, no, no, I need the cops.
00:42:28.000 I mean, I hear people like Rush Limbaugh saying...
00:42:30.000 Should we buy everyone a car?
00:42:33.000 Do you want to get a car?
00:42:34.000 He's a fat fuck.
00:42:35.000 I don't listen to him.
00:42:36.000 Do you remember?
00:42:37.000 Fucking pill-popping asshole.
00:42:38.000 Al Franken was on Letterman promoting his book called Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot.
00:42:44.000 Do you remember Al's book?
00:42:45.000 He wouldn't be able to write that book today because he'd be fat shaming.
00:42:47.000 That's probably true, actually.
00:42:49.000 And Letterman's first question is, that's an interesting title.
00:42:53.000 How'd you come up with that title?
00:42:54.000 And Al goes, well, for a start, he's very, very fat.
00:42:59.000 LAUGHTER I love Al.
00:43:01.000 Didn't he lose a lot of weight, though, when he got on OxyContin?
00:43:04.000 Yeah, probably.
00:43:05.000 He was taking 99 pills a day.
00:43:07.000 That fills up a lot of holes.
00:43:09.000 Like, you know, you think about how many 99 OxyContin's.
00:43:13.000 It's a good handful of mass.
00:43:15.000 Was he?
00:43:15.000 Is that what he was doing?
00:43:16.000 99?
00:43:16.000 Yeah.
00:43:17.000 It's fairly standard for severe junkies.
00:43:21.000 They just start building up.
00:43:23.000 They start to take two and three at a time.
00:43:24.000 This is why you then graduate to SMAC and why we've got the heroin epidemic that we do in places like New England.
00:43:30.000 Yeah, but that's too hard.
00:43:31.000 You've got to shoot it.
00:43:32.000 It's really easy to swallow those pills.
00:43:34.000 You can snort it.
00:43:35.000 Yeah, but also you're getting this inexact amount.
00:43:38.000 Like when you just take a pill.
00:43:40.000 You have one pill.
00:43:41.000 You throw it down your fat, stupid face.
00:43:42.000 Yeah, 99 though.
00:43:43.000 He was taking a lot.
00:43:44.000 Pull that up, Jamie.
00:43:45.000 Find out exactly how many he was taking.
00:43:46.000 He was taking so much that...
00:43:48.000 Granted...
00:43:49.000 This was told to me by Alex Jones, so I don't know exactly if I can authenticate the veracity of this particular statement.
00:43:57.000 I'll take that qualification.
00:43:57.000 But he said that that was why he went deaf.
00:44:00.000 Because, do you remember, Rush Limbaugh was going deaf.
00:44:02.000 But he had a real medical explanation for when you overdose on opiates, when you take massive amounts of opiates.
00:44:10.000 It affects your central nervous system in such a profound way, and it affects your entire physical body in such a profound way that it's possible you can induce hearing loss.
00:44:23.000 I mean, I have sympathy for the guy just because he's caught up in what is a problem beyond any individual's sort of control.
00:44:29.000 Like, the problem of over-prescription of opiates in America and, like, drug addiction.
00:44:34.000 Did you see that study, by the way?
00:44:35.000 Yeah, but he wasn't over-prescribed.
00:44:37.000 He was actively seeking out these prescriptions.
00:44:40.000 He lives in Florida.
00:44:41.000 But it's an addiction.
00:44:43.000 It is an addiction.
00:44:44.000 But he was also a massive hypocrite that was talking bad about people.
00:44:50.000 And I completely disagree with almost everything he says.
00:44:51.000 I have a grudging admiration for him as an entertainer and a broadcaster because I think he's so great.
00:44:57.000 Well, he speaks very confidently.
00:44:59.000 Well, he's so good at getting you into a position in which his bullshit sounds reasonable.
00:45:06.000 Yes.
00:45:06.000 Right?
00:45:06.000 And like drawing...
00:45:14.000 What's interesting is that he was really hamstrung and broken down when he called that woman a slut who was trying to get birth control, like she was trying to get...
00:45:26.000 She wanted birth control to be covered, right?
00:45:29.000 Yeah.
00:45:29.000 By her university or insurance or something?
00:45:31.000 Yeah, some sort of insurance.
00:45:32.000 And, you know, he started calling her a slut and saying all these terrible things about her.
00:45:36.000 But I believe she needed birth control because of another medical ailment.
00:45:39.000 It wasn't just...
00:45:40.000 I might be wrong about that.
00:45:41.000 But it might...
00:45:42.000 Well, either way, his argument was, and it's a perfect example of what I'm talking about, where he starts with something simple.
00:45:47.000 He's like, what do you call a woman who wants to be paid...
00:45:52.000 For sex!
00:45:53.000 That's a pretty good...
00:45:54.000 You've got to get rid of the Australian accent, though.
00:45:56.000 I can't, Jack.
00:45:58.000 I'm not saying I do rush.
00:46:00.000 I wouldn't claim to be a rush impersonator.
00:46:03.000 She's a slut, ladies and gentlemen.
00:46:03.000 She's a slut!
00:46:04.000 She's a slut!
00:46:05.000 But he ended up getting to slut because his logical argument was she wants to be paid for something that is only needed if she wants to have recreational sex.
00:46:14.000 Well, what do you call someone who we pay to have recreational sex?
00:46:17.000 A prostitute.
00:46:18.000 A slut.
00:46:19.000 Jamie, find that out if you get a chance, but I do believe that she needed it for another reason.
00:46:25.000 There's other reasons why women take birth control.
00:46:27.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:46:27.000 Absolutely.
00:46:28.000 Like, women with severe acne take birth control.
00:46:31.000 Yeah.
00:46:32.000 There's a lot of other things that birth control can help.
00:46:36.000 But either way, he's a fat fuck and a dummy.
00:46:38.000 He is.
00:46:39.000 Not that there's anything wrong with being a fat fuck.
00:46:40.000 Some of my best friends are fat fucks.
00:46:42.000 There's nothing wrong with being overweight, ladies and gentlemen.
00:46:45.000 Well, there's something wrong for you.
00:46:46.000 It's not healthy.
00:46:47.000 But, you know, you could fix that.
00:46:49.000 It's hard, but you could fix that.
00:46:51.000 Just as easy as it is to get off of heroin.
00:46:53.000 As easy as it is for Rush Limbaugh to get off heroin, he could get off sugar and simple fucking carbs and all that stupid shit that makes you balloon up like that.
00:47:01.000 Maybe just walk on a treadmill for 30 minutes...
00:47:04.000 It's hard.
00:47:04.000 In the morning?
00:47:05.000 It's hard for people to change their patterns.
00:47:07.000 It's hard for people to get excited about doing something that's difficult to do that's going to be ultimately beneficial for them because it drains your energy in the short term.
00:47:15.000 You work out if you're out of shape.
00:47:17.000 You ever seen an out of shape person work out?
00:47:19.000 Yeah.
00:47:19.000 Fuck, man.
00:47:20.000 Horrible.
00:47:20.000 I've taken people to the gym that don't work out.
00:47:23.000 Like, come on.
00:47:23.000 Come to the gym with me.
00:47:24.000 We'll just do a little bit of a workout.
00:47:25.000 And you get them on an elliptical machine.
00:47:27.000 And you just go, we're going to do 20 minutes on an elliptical machine.
00:47:31.000 And you look over five minutes in.
00:47:33.000 They're ready to fucking die.
00:47:34.000 I mean, they turn white.
00:47:37.000 Like, their face turns flush.
00:47:38.000 It's crazy.
00:47:39.000 It's weird to watch.
00:47:40.000 You watch them struggle.
00:47:41.000 And then you get them to the weights.
00:47:43.000 And they just can't do anything.
00:47:44.000 They're so tired.
00:47:46.000 Did you see the study that came out recently about the huge increase in the death rate, the fatality rate of white people between the age of 35 and 50, I think it was?
00:47:57.000 No.
00:47:58.000 So there's a spike which epidemiologists are saying is as noticeable in the data as the AIDS epidemic was in the 1980s.
00:48:05.000 Whoa!
00:48:06.000 And there are three causes.
00:48:07.000 Lattes.
00:48:08.000 No, I thought it was going to be diet, right?
00:48:10.000 When we're talking about this, I thought it was going to be heart disease or something that's related to diet and exercise.
00:48:15.000 It's suicide, it's booze, and it's drug overdoses.
00:48:20.000 Wow.
00:48:21.000 And this is the only demographic group in America where the numbers are going up.
00:48:25.000 Well, I think there's a lot of people that live a very unsatisfying life, and they got roped into living this unsatisfying life because someone told them they have to make a living, that they have to make tough choices, and they have to go do things that they don't want to do, and then find a good job with a fucking plumbing supply company or some stupid shit they don't really want to do when they really want to be a musician or whatever,
00:48:47.000 and then they just live depressed.
00:48:50.000 I think that's a giant percentage of people.
00:48:52.000 And it's getting worse.
00:48:53.000 I was talking yesterday on Facebook to a buddy of mine in Australia, Jacob Stone.
00:48:57.000 Hey, Jacob.
00:48:58.000 I'm sure he'll be listening to this.
00:48:59.000 He's a big fan of yours.
00:49:00.000 You fucker.
00:49:02.000 About how...
00:49:04.000 But now we just start ripping on him.
00:49:07.000 Fucker's a good thing in America.
00:49:08.000 We call each other fuckers all the time.
00:49:10.000 Yeah, if we were in Scotland, we'd be like, he's a good cunt.
00:49:13.000 He's a good cunt.
00:49:15.000 But we were talking about how you're not allowed anymore to have any feelings as a white man that are anything other than guilt about being a white man.
00:49:25.000 Well, first acknowledge your privilege before you even say that.
00:49:28.000 You right now should acknowledge your white privilege before you even talk about what white people are and aren't around.
00:49:33.000 What about non-cisgendered people of colour?
00:49:38.000 I was just listening to...
00:49:39.000 You know Sam Harris, right?
00:49:45.000 Yeah.
00:49:45.000 So I was just listening to the latest episode of his podcast where he's talking to this guy, Douglas Murray, who's this English conservative, and Douglas is saying that when the jihadi nuke finally goes off, what we're all going to be talking about is transgender pronouns.
00:50:01.000 Right?
00:50:02.000 It's like...
00:50:03.000 That'll be the discussion about whether to call them he, she, they, or zay at the point when real shit's going down.
00:50:09.000 We're so distracted by so many little cultural pieces of bullshit at the moment that we're losing sight of the big picture.
00:50:17.000 I think it's because it's too easy to get by.
00:50:19.000 I think, again, it's very easy to live today.
00:50:24.000 Much easier than it has been at any point in time.
00:50:27.000 And I think, also, it's very easy to communicate today.
00:50:30.000 Much more easy than it has been at any other point in time.
00:50:34.000 And before this era, the era of instant communication, if you had an idea, it had to be really good to get it out there to the masses.
00:50:43.000 It had to be really good.
00:50:44.000 It had to go through editors and publicists.
00:50:46.000 It had to go to publishers.
00:50:48.000 They had to print it.
00:50:49.000 People had to read it and recommend it.
00:50:51.000 It had to be verified.
00:50:52.000 It had to be excellent.
00:50:53.000 If you were Hunter S. Thompson, there was a lot of jumps you had to go through, a lot of hoops, a lot of ladders you had to climb before you could publish Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
00:51:05.000 Today, any fucking dipshit can start a hashtag activist, some sort of a...
00:51:12.000 You could start a Tumblr blog or anything, and then it can immediately be picked up by people that also want to be outraged, and they'll go on this goddamn rampage, and it's confusing as fuck.
00:51:22.000 It's because...
00:51:23.000 It's so easy to get by.
00:51:26.000 We were like spoiled rich kids, in a way.
00:51:30.000 Spoiled rich kids with our ability to communicate ideas.
00:51:32.000 I mean, I think the lowering of the barriers is a good thing and a bad thing, right?
00:51:35.000 I mean, the flattening and the fact that I don't have to go and talk to a network executive or a radio station owner about doing my podcast.
00:51:42.000 I can just do the show that I want to do and put it out there is great.
00:51:45.000 But you're right that we've become...
00:51:48.000 Douglas Murray, this British conservative columnist, was saying...
00:51:53.000 He thinks that the problem is that there's a supply and demand problem between social justice warriors and racists.
00:52:01.000 Because there aren't enough racists anymore, right?
00:52:04.000 So the left used to be agitated by fighting all of these big, good, noble fights.
00:52:09.000 But the fascists and the racists and all the people who they wanted to bring down have basically been vanquished.
00:52:14.000 Not totally, but now they have to accuse people like me of being racist.
00:52:19.000 I was accused of being racist the other day because I used the phrase to call a spade a spade.
00:52:24.000 Whoa.
00:52:25.000 And in the 1920s...
00:52:26.000 You got called a racist for that?
00:52:28.000 Yeah, in Harlem in the 1920s, a spade was a bad word for black people.
00:52:32.000 Not just the 1920s, that's like pretty recently.
00:52:34.000 Was it?
00:52:35.000 Yeah.
00:52:35.000 Not in Australian language, so I wasn't even aware.
00:52:38.000 American language, even in like the 70s and the 80s, people would use it in disparaging ways, like the spades.
00:52:43.000 Right.
00:52:43.000 Okay, so I'd never heard it, but apparently I'm racist now.
00:52:46.000 Because there aren't enough actual racists to keep shouting at, so they have to start shouting at people.
00:52:51.000 But a spade a spade is a card term.
00:52:53.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:52:54.000 It's a term about playing cards.
00:52:56.000 To call a spade a spade is like a club or a spade or a heart.
00:53:00.000 Like, that is so fucking stupid.
00:53:02.000 Did you see...
00:53:02.000 And also, I posted something on Facebook about...
00:53:05.000 Did you see the brouhaha about Meryl Streep's t-shirt?
00:53:08.000 No.
00:53:09.000 So she's just finished shooting a movie in London called Suffragette, in which she plays Emmeline Pankhurst, who was one of the great women's rights campaigners back in the late 1800s, early 1900s.
00:53:22.000 I think?
00:53:47.000 Meaning, I'd rather fight for my rights than be downtrodden as a woman in the early part of the 20th century.
00:53:55.000 Well, the internet blew up with how racist Meryl is, because she's not understanding the context of that.
00:54:02.000 I mean, there are...
00:54:03.000 Hashtag.
00:54:04.000 So I put a...
00:54:05.000 Like, here are some of the tweets.
00:54:06.000 I can't believe this is real, someone said with a link to it, that the word rebel is juxtaposed with slave in that quote.
00:54:13.000 Just, I can't fathom this.
00:54:15.000 Someone else says...
00:54:17.000 Someone else tries to school him, says, the quote is from Emmeline Pankhurst, who said it in a 1913 rally for women's rights, to which the social justice warriors respond...
00:54:24.000 And I'm letting you know that it doesn't matter who said it.
00:54:26.000 The quote is trash.
00:54:27.000 And another person, white women have said a lot of terrible things over the course of history.
00:54:30.000 Doesn't mean you wear it on a shirt.
00:54:32.000 And this just goes on and on.
00:54:34.000 And I put it on Facebook and just said, I'm glad that we're focusing on what's really important.
00:54:39.000 And, like, a black friend of mine said, you know, just started attacking me for being an apologist for racism.
00:54:44.000 A black friend of yours?
00:54:45.000 Yeah.
00:54:46.000 What black friend is this?
00:54:48.000 What?
00:54:48.000 I'm not going to name him.
00:54:49.000 You don't have to name him, but fuck him.
00:54:51.000 LAUGHTER He knows you're not racist.
00:54:53.000 That's stupid.
00:54:54.000 God damn it.
00:54:55.000 The problem is, there's not enough problems.
00:54:58.000 Well, that's kind of what I mean about the supply and demand thing, right?
00:55:00.000 There's not enough actual problems for them to focus on.
00:55:03.000 So, no, I think what I said, what I wrote on Facebook was, political correctness is exhausting.
00:55:07.000 And he wrote, being black is exhausting.
00:55:10.000 Okay.
00:55:11.000 I bet it is.
00:55:12.000 Yeah.
00:55:12.000 And I wrote, right, fortunately, that t-shirt has nothing to do with being black.
00:55:19.000 And then he went off onto this thing about how you have to understand how other people are going to perceive things, and we have to be cognizant of always using the right words.
00:55:28.000 And it just ends up spiralling down into this situation where all of a sudden I have to be censoring every single word that I say in case some idiot misinterprets it and doesn't understand the historical context that we're talking about the women's movement in...
00:55:42.000 Like, early 20th century Britain and not the fight against slavery in America?
00:55:47.000 I don't buy it.
00:55:48.000 I don't buy it.
00:55:48.000 I don't think people are really offended by it.
00:55:50.000 I think it's a green light issue.
00:55:51.000 I think it's a green...
00:55:52.000 They look at Meryl Streep in that t-shirt, and if they understand the context of what she's trying to say...
00:55:56.000 Like, if you quote the original piece that it was taken from...
00:56:01.000 If they still have a problem with that, then what they're doing is just finding a green light.
00:56:05.000 It's a cunt green light.
00:56:07.000 I can go.
00:56:08.000 I can go.
00:56:08.000 I can hit the gas.
00:56:09.000 That's what it is.
00:56:10.000 It's all it is.
00:56:11.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:56:12.000 She's posting something, or she has a t-shirt on, rather, that's taken from a historical quote.
00:56:19.000 It's really simple.
00:56:20.000 If you have an issue with those words, because those words can be used in other forms, well, that's your issue.
00:56:26.000 But to make a big deal of it, and that you have to be more aware, and you have to be, you know, because being black is exhausting, or being Chinese, we built the railroads, for you to ride that railroad and not acknowledge the fact that Chinese people died during the making of that railroad, fucking Christ!
00:56:39.000 Enough!
00:56:40.000 What we need is wolves.
00:56:42.000 We need wolves at the gates.
00:56:44.000 What we need is a fucking winter.
00:56:46.000 We need winters coming.
00:56:47.000 We need a fucking day.
00:56:47.000 This is my thing, but we've just had Paris.
00:56:51.000 Yes.
00:56:52.000 The Paris attacks.
00:56:53.000 That's in Paris.
00:56:54.000 If you're in Paris, I bet it's like that.
00:56:56.000 You know, 9-11, after September 11th in New York, New York was fucking amazing.
00:57:02.000 And I hate to say this in terms like, this is not minimizing the victims or the families of the victims and horrible tragedy, without a doubt.
00:57:10.000 No one's denying that.
00:57:12.000 But what I'm saying is...
00:57:14.000 We were in New York City, me and some friends, when we were filming Fear Factor.
00:57:18.000 And it was about 10 months or 11 months after 9-11.
00:57:23.000 My memory might be bad.
00:57:24.000 But the point being, people were noticeably more friendly.
00:57:29.000 Noticeably more like they were engaging.
00:57:33.000 They would say hi to each other.
00:57:34.000 The fireman came.
00:57:36.000 I had a friend who blacked out because I gave her some California weed.
00:57:39.000 We were hanging out in front of this bar.
00:57:42.000 It was all these people that work for Fear Factor.
00:57:44.000 And I busted out a joint.
00:57:46.000 I go, you guys want to get down or what?
00:57:48.000 What do you want to do?
00:57:48.000 Come on, pussies.
00:57:49.000 And there's all these producers.
00:57:51.000 They're like, okay, okay, we'll try some.
00:57:52.000 We'll try some.
00:57:52.000 This is fucking space weed.
00:57:54.000 Just the deepest, blackest hole space weed, right?
00:57:57.000 She takes a deep hit, and you see her eyes start to flutter and roll behind her head.
00:58:02.000 And luckily, I was in a position to catch her.
00:58:04.000 And I moved in and we grabbed her as she was, like, she was literally just blacking out on the concrete.
00:58:11.000 That's some serious shit, dude.
00:58:12.000 It was some serious weed.
00:58:13.000 But it's apparently, it can happen to certain people if you don't smoke a lot of weed.
00:58:18.000 And she just decided, fuck it, let's give it a shot.
00:58:20.000 She took a big hit.
00:58:21.000 And you see her eyes fluttering and she just gave up.
00:58:24.000 So we called the fireman.
00:58:25.000 The fireman came and it was like...
00:58:28.000 Like a nobleman on a knight on a horse had arrived.
00:58:32.000 Everybody was so happy to see the firemen, like first responders, got so much love.
00:58:36.000 It was amazing.
00:58:37.000 It was cool.
00:58:38.000 Hundreds of their colleagues had just died.
00:58:39.000 It was also the fact that people recognized the importance of having first responders, having firemen, having policemen, and that they really felt it like in a deep, real way, like, thank you.
00:58:50.000 Thank you for what you do.
00:58:51.000 If it wasn't for what you do, we would be in so much more danger.
00:58:55.000 It's having a very real memory of them stepping in and risking their lives and helping people and seeing them covered with dust as they carried people out of the buildings.
00:59:07.000 It was solidified in people's memories.
00:59:11.000 Over the past, you know, decade or so, you go back and it's back to being New York again.
00:59:16.000 People don't look at each other, fuck you.
00:59:18.000 Like, there was a feeling of vulnerability that existed because we had recognized a real problem.
00:59:23.000 And we had gone through a real, they had gone through, a real moment of intense adversity.
00:59:29.000 Did you see in the wake of Paris, one of the things that I found interesting was...
00:59:36.000 This conversation around tragedy hipsters, did you hear about that?
00:59:41.000 What's a tragedy hipster?
01:00:06.000 What?
01:00:08.000 By Charles Medidi, November 16. Why didn't anybody acknowledge the attacks in Lebanon?
01:00:14.000 Why didn't anybody acknowledge the attacks in Nigeria?
01:00:17.000 That's the point.
01:00:18.000 Well, there's a real racist aspect to that, and I think there's a real argument for that.
01:00:23.000 It's weird.
01:00:24.000 I think we have to be allowed to allow people to express...
01:00:28.000 Like, sympathy...
01:00:29.000 Yes.
01:00:29.000 I also find it a bit fatuous when everyone starts pouring out, you know, all of it.
01:00:33.000 There are certain fashionable things to care about.
01:00:36.000 You know, it's a bit like the Coney 2012 phenomenon or something, right?
01:00:38.000 Yes.
01:00:39.000 Where all of a sudden everyone jumps on some social media, social justice bandwagon.
01:00:44.000 But I feel like Paris is a bit...
01:00:46.000 Yes, people should pay attention to Beirut.
01:00:49.000 Yes, people should pay attention to Nigeria and Boko Haram.
01:00:52.000 Yes, people should be more aware of what's going on.
01:00:54.000 But as Obama said in the wake of the Paris attacks, it is understandable for people to have a more instinctive, sympathetic reaction to a city that they know, a city that they've been to, a city populated by people like them who are doing things just like them,
01:01:09.000 going to see a soccer game, sitting in a restaurant.
01:01:13.000 Than they are for parts of the world where they think that violence is more commonplace, like Nigeria.
01:01:18.000 I don't think you can be belittling people for genuine expressions of sympathy.
01:01:24.000 I certainly don't think that you should be accusing them of being racist.
01:01:26.000 I agree with you wholeheartedly.
01:01:28.000 I don't think you should accuse people of anything negative for expressing sympathy.
01:01:32.000 But I think that culturally, when you look at the news, and when you look at CNN, and the people that are supposed to be responsible for...
01:01:40.000 Letting us know what's happening in the world.
01:01:43.000 That's where the issue lies.
01:01:44.000 Like, why are they concentrating solely on Paris?
01:01:47.000 Why doesn't CNN have all this coverage of Lebanon and Nigeria that mirrors it?
01:01:52.000 So you get this broad perspective of the actual world itself and say, look, this ISIS issue is not just an issue that happened to Europeans.
01:02:03.000 This is an issue that's been happening all over the world for a while now.
01:02:07.000 Absolutely.
01:02:07.000 Absolutely.
01:02:07.000 And CNN is fucking awful, and I'm definitely not going to defend CNN. I mean, CNN is the worst example, I think, of just following the most predictable line on everything.
01:02:16.000 They try not to alienate anyone by being too left or too right, and as a consequence, they're just a mush of ignorance and parochialism.
01:02:23.000 But what do you do?
01:02:24.000 If you're Jeff Zucker, if you're the guy who runs CNN, what the fuck do you do?
01:02:27.000 But you put Anthony Bourdain's show on, that's a good move.
01:02:30.000 But what else do you do?
01:02:31.000 How the fuck do you cover the news in a broad way and also make it a profitable entertainment enterprise?
01:02:41.000 Well, I would like to think that there's a market for smart conversations about things, which is what I try to do at Half Post Live, and we don't get small numbers.
01:02:50.000 I mean, oftentimes I'm surprised when I have a smart conversation about the relationship between Islamism to Islam and the plight of poor Muslims in the suburbs of European capitals where unemployment is 35%, and the demographics of the types of people in Iraq who are joining ISIS who were 14 years old during the U.S. invasion and who've just endured...
01:03:11.000 Yeah.
01:03:25.000 Some people are actually, you know, significant numbers of people are actually interested in hearing about it.
01:03:29.000 Instead of, meanwhile on CNN, should the mayor of this city in the Midwest that has a majority Muslim population be afraid?
01:03:38.000 How come you can do that so good, but you can't do Rush?
01:03:41.000 That was a total American accent.
01:03:44.000 No, you're right.
01:03:45.000 Do what I can.
01:03:46.000 It's...
01:03:47.000 People are problematic.
01:03:49.000 It's very difficult for people to separate their motives from the reality of the situation that they're reporting on.
01:03:56.000 Also, you're dealing with commercial interests.
01:04:00.000 You have advertisers.
01:04:01.000 You have all these different things that have a say or at least an influence on what gets said, whereas you don't have that.
01:04:07.000 There's also the difference between Broadcast and selective media.
01:04:13.000 That's true.
01:04:13.000 You have a selective media outlet, which means someone finds out about Josh Zeps from one of your many wonderful appearances all throughout the world and HuffPost Live and all these different things.
01:04:22.000 They get to know you.
01:04:23.000 I like this guy's perspective.
01:04:24.000 He's very intelligent.
01:04:25.000 He's very articulate.
01:04:26.000 And then they seek you out.
01:04:27.000 And then they find your thing.
01:04:28.000 They subscribe to it.
01:04:29.000 And then they go to it because they're becoming a Josh Zeps fan.
01:04:32.000 Whereas...
01:04:33.000 CNN, it's at the fucking airport.
01:04:36.000 I'm waiting for my flight the other day and they have CNN. And they're showing these people doing these things and it's on.
01:04:44.000 There's a difference between something that's broadcast and something that you select.
01:04:48.000 And I think when someone gets excited about something like what you do is someone who has chosen to go seek out your perspective and your point of view.
01:04:57.000 It's very difficult to do that on a show like CNN or a network like CNN. We have to be able to do better than we are, though.
01:05:05.000 Because, like, 60 Minutes, for all of its faults, occasionally hits the nail on the head and does a good job, and certainly used to, and people watch it and watched it.
01:05:12.000 I mean, Cronkite used to do it.
01:05:14.000 They do a great job.
01:05:15.000 I mean, PBS does a great job.
01:05:18.000 Broadly, I think NBC News does a great job, just as a whole collection.
01:05:22.000 Brian Williams.
01:05:23.000 Cough, cough.
01:05:23.000 With the exception of Brian Williams.
01:05:25.000 Although, I mean, like, who gives a fuck?
01:05:28.000 He's just a voice.
01:05:29.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:05:29.000 He could be a robot.
01:05:30.000 He might as well be a robot.
01:05:31.000 That's right.
01:05:32.000 Who gives a shit what he'd do?
01:05:33.000 Get Siri to do his job.
01:05:34.000 That's what they should do.
01:05:35.000 Exactly.
01:05:35.000 They should just have a fucking laptop there.
01:05:37.000 But here's...
01:05:38.000 On your point about what people are going to watch and seek out, there's a good piece in Vox by Max Fisher after all the criticism of why didn't the media cover the Beirut bombings.
01:05:49.000 Because one of the most retweeted tweets the day after the Paris attacks was a tweet about why is the media covering this so much when they didn't cover Beirut.
01:06:00.000 And so Max Fisher says...
01:06:04.000 We did, and nobody clicks on it.
01:06:06.000 Oh.
01:06:07.000 We do, and nobody ever clicks on it.
01:06:09.000 So because no one clicks at it, or no one clicks on it, then they just let it go?
01:06:15.000 Well, at some point, if you're interested in having a thriving media business, you have to give people what they actually want, which is judged by what they click on.
01:06:23.000 That's where it's fucked.
01:06:24.000 So they put Beirut at the very top of the page, and then, you know what, it doesn't even register as a blip on the number of clicks.
01:06:31.000 So then they downgrade it, and it ends up falling back onto the world section of the site.
01:06:34.000 But I think you just nailed it, because it's a business, and that's where it becomes a problem.
01:06:38.000 What becomes a problem is that it's an entertainment business.
01:06:41.000 Like, CNN is an entertainment network.
01:06:44.000 Yeah.
01:06:44.000 But they entertain you by showing you the real reality TV, which is the news.
01:06:49.000 But much like reality TV, you know, if you live in a house with a bunch of people and they film six hours a day and then they water it down to 44 minutes on television or 22 minutes on television, when they do that, I mean, they're going to do it the way they want to show it.
01:07:04.000 They're going to chop out a bunch of other shit that you're not really interested in and they're going to paint a picture and they can edit it and paint that picture in a variety of different ways.
01:07:12.000 But they're going to do it in the way that they think is going to be the most salacious.
01:07:15.000 It's going to be the most compelling for you to tune in so they can sell you a Toyota truck.
01:07:19.000 So they can advertise Tide laundry detergent.
01:07:22.000 That's really what it's all about.
01:07:24.000 Exactly.
01:07:25.000 And I think that's a real problem when you combine commerce with the dissemination of information.
01:07:31.000 Here's the tweet, by the way.
01:07:33.000 Jack Jones TV. It has a picture of an explosion in Beirut.
01:07:37.000 No media has covered this, but RIP to all the people that lost their lives in Lebanon yesterday from ISIS attacks.
01:07:43.000 Let's see how many retweets it's got.
01:07:46.000 That's been retweeted 57,750 times and liked 43,102 times.
01:07:51.000 The picture is not from the Beirut attacks.
01:07:54.000 It's from 2006, during the Israeli war against Hezbollah.
01:07:57.000 And it's absolutely not true that no media has covered this.
01:08:00.000 The New York Times covered it.
01:08:01.000 The Washington Post.
01:08:02.000 The AP. Hugh Naylor was sent to cover the blasts.
01:08:06.000 The Economist had a piece on it.
01:08:07.000 CNN. Even CNN did it.
01:08:10.000 The Daily Mail.
01:08:11.000 So that's a fake picture.
01:08:12.000 That's interesting.
01:08:13.000 That's right.
01:08:13.000 That's from nine years ago.
01:08:14.000 The wrong picture.
01:08:15.000 That's the picture that Angelina Jouali tweeted, too.
01:08:18.000 She tweeted it.
01:08:19.000 Oh, really?
01:08:19.000 Yeah.
01:08:20.000 Yeah.
01:08:20.000 She tweeted it about the Lebanon attacks as well.
01:08:22.000 So get on the fucking ball, Angelina.
01:08:24.000 Stop adopting kids.
01:08:26.000 Those are the tragedy hipsters, right?
01:08:29.000 Yeah.
01:08:29.000 Investigate the veracity of the photographs you post, young lady.
01:08:32.000 How dare she?
01:08:33.000 Hashtag outraged.
01:08:34.000 I'm hashtag...
01:08:35.000 She's hashtag racist.
01:08:37.000 How about that?
01:08:40.000 And now I don't know what to talk about Islam as well.
01:08:44.000 The difficulty is...
01:08:45.000 I'm afraid of all of the right-wingers taking...
01:08:50.000 My greatest fear about terrorism is that we end up living in a quasi-fascist state because we overreact so much that every...
01:08:58.000 I've got a little nephew who's two years old.
01:09:00.000 When he's 18 and he's travelling around the world like I did, is he going to be able to sit outside in a cafe and...
01:09:06.000 And relax, or is he going to have to walk through a metal detector every bloody place he goes?
01:09:10.000 That's a good question.
01:09:11.000 And is he going to have any privacy, or is the NSA going to spy on everything that he does, and are we going to let it because we're so afraid of having attacks like this?
01:09:18.000 And is he going to live in a pluralistic society, or are we going to be so...
01:09:21.000 We're cowed either one way or the other, where either we take our Trump id and oppress Muslims, which only exacerbates the problem, or on the other hand, we become social justice warriors who are like, this has nothing to do with Islam.
01:09:34.000 Islam is a religion of peace.
01:09:36.000 There's nothing to see here.
01:09:37.000 You don't have to worry about the Islamists, which means that we end up with mini-theocracies in our own cities where you basically have illiberal communities that don't respect women's rights and don't respect gay rights.
01:09:47.000 Not just don't respect, but actively suppress.
01:09:51.000 I mean, ISIS is throwing gay people off the roofs.
01:09:53.000 Yep.
01:09:54.000 And I don't know how we talk about...
01:09:56.000 This is the problem.
01:09:57.000 We, and by we, I mean people like me who are broadly sympathetic to minority rights and who are broadly pro-civil rights and want everybody to be able to live life however they want to, and I'm pro-high levels of immigration, and I'm not intolerant,
01:10:14.000 I'm not xenophobic...
01:10:15.000 I'm certainly not racist or Islamophobic, but how do we talk honestly about the fact that at the fringes of Islam there is a big fucking problem and not yield that territory to the right wing?
01:10:25.000 Because you've got this rise of these right wing...
01:10:27.000 Can you imagine if there was an election?
01:10:28.000 There's an election...
01:10:29.000 There is an election in Paris, in France, next week.
01:10:33.000 And how many more Paris attacks would you have to have before the National Front, the anti-immigrant racist party, won power?
01:10:41.000 In Sweden now, the third largest party is a party that wants to close the borders completely.
01:10:47.000 I mean, you've practically already got that on the GOP side here.
01:10:50.000 Well, no, not even remotely, actually.
01:10:52.000 I take that back, because they want to close the illegal border, but they still believe in having moderate levels of...
01:10:58.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:10:59.000 They still believe in having people like me come in.
01:11:00.000 Yes.
01:11:02.000 White people that speak well with a cool accent, come on over!
01:11:06.000 Yeah, are you educated?
01:11:08.000 Sure, come on over.
01:11:09.000 Probably more educated than we are.
01:11:10.000 Yeah, I think what we have here is human beings classically react to tragedies and massive events.
01:11:19.000 We have problems and then we have solutions.
01:11:22.000 And the solution is being debated, and there's the extreme right-wing I think we're also dealing with people like Trump that are gigantic egos that have these platforms where they want to step up and they want to gather all this attention to themselves and point to themselves as the solution to this issue with their hardline stances.
01:11:50.000 And I think what's going to happen is Technology, as it becomes more and more pervasive and invasive and as we become more and more symbiotically connected to the ability to express ourselves through phones and through the internet, I think the next level of this is ultimately going to be some level that allows people to communicate in a way that it's not just typing things down and it's not just watching a video online.
01:12:16.000 I think we're going to be able to communicate with each other in some sort of a neural transmitting manner.
01:12:22.000 There's going to be some next step level of technology, whether it's a decade from now or two decades from now.
01:12:30.000 It's going to seem pointless.
01:12:32.000 To have phones.
01:12:34.000 The idea of having a physical thing where you have to go to in order to access information is going to seem absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:42.000 And once that happens, we're going to see what we see right now in the world where I think I think, regardless of how crazy the world is, I think, at least in America right now, this is absolutely the safest time ever.
01:12:56.000 When all the social justice warrior shit that we're seeing, and all this craziness about outrage and hashtag racism and hashtag this and that...
01:13:04.000 It's bad, but it's good.
01:13:06.000 It's good because it's all about sensitivity.
01:13:09.000 It's good because it's all about inclusion.
01:13:10.000 It's good because it's all about eliminating anything that's disparaging or racist or anything where you are marginalizing groups based on something that they can't control, like what they look like or their sexual preference.
01:13:22.000 And I think as we get deeper and deeper into this interconnectivity that we're experiencing right now, We're going to absolve a lot of our differences and grievances through our ability to communicate with each other and connect with each other.
01:13:37.000 And I think we're experiencing like this adolescent sort of angst before we get out of the fucking house and go out onto our own.
01:13:45.000 I mean, we're becoming adults as a civilization.
01:13:48.000 And along the way, we're experiencing...
01:13:51.000 The fucking teenage hormonal rage that, you know, a 14 year old has when they're still trapped in their parents' house.
01:13:58.000 The freedom that human beings are going to have in the future to communicate and express themselves is going to negate a lot of this hashtag college racism or hashtag college activism.
01:14:09.000 I think what that's coming from is this feeling that a lot of people have that their ideas and their opinions aren't Black lives matter!
01:14:26.000 Black lives matter!
01:14:27.000 Black lives matter!
01:14:27.000 Like, what are they doing?
01:14:28.000 We have a greater ability now, Joe, to communicate with each other than we ever have already.
01:14:33.000 But it's so recent.
01:14:34.000 I mean, I take your point.
01:14:35.000 We're certainly in the adolescence of our species, and I'm trying to find a way of saying drugs without saying drugs.
01:14:55.000 But not just drugs, float tanks, meditation, whatever else it is that you do in order to gain a perspective on things that is beyond your own little tribe.
01:15:05.000 My concern is whether or not there is a direct correlation between upgrading the means of communication, and I'm with you that obviously the way that we currently communicate is going to seem completely antiquated in decades to come, But what we've seen happen when the internet began,
01:15:21.000 you sound to me a little bit like people who I would listen to in the 1990s who would say, once everyone is online, there's going to be no need for a difference anymore because everyone's going to be able to communicate everything and everyone's going to be able to be exposed to so many different ideas that you're not going to be able to be insular anymore.
01:15:37.000 You're not going to be able to be parochial anymore, trapped in your own little circle of beliefs.
01:15:42.000 Because with the internet, everything's going to be available at everyone's fingertips all the time.
01:15:46.000 Who's saying that?
01:15:46.000 Some people.
01:15:47.000 Yeah, there were futurists who were saying that.
01:15:49.000 Of course, what's happened is it's had the opposite effect.
01:15:52.000 The availability of communication on a widespread scale has actually enabled people to silo themselves into little self-thinking...
01:16:01.000 I think?
01:16:31.000 I don't think it's an either-or.
01:16:33.000 I definitely think that there are groups of insulated people that search for confirmation bias, and they stay within their tribe.
01:16:41.000 But I think one of the reasons why they're so active now, and there's more of them, is because they're recognizing the inevitable future.
01:16:51.000 You're not going to be able to insulate yourself in the past.
01:16:54.000 You better get it in now while you can.
01:16:56.000 You better stockpile that fucking food, because the famine's coming.
01:16:58.000 I think what you're going to experience in the future is going to be more and more deterioration of these insulated little tribes.
01:17:07.000 And I think that that's what we're experiencing when people have to apologize for things they would never have to apologize before.
01:17:13.000 We were talking about Al Franken saying Rush Limbaugh's a big fat idiot.
01:17:17.000 That was just a few years ago that he wrote that book, maybe a decade ago.
01:17:21.000 You can't write that book today.
01:17:22.000 You couldn't put that book in the shelves.
01:17:24.000 It wouldn't be supported.
01:17:26.000 It wouldn't be supported by Barnes& Noble.
01:17:28.000 You're calling something a big, fat idiot.
01:17:30.000 It's fat-shaming now.
01:17:31.000 And I think that this increased outrage is also increased sensitivity.
01:17:36.000 It's also increased understanding.
01:17:38.000 And once the dust settles in the argument, then people have to, like, you have to take into consideration the validity of other people's opinions.
01:17:45.000 Like, whether or not you agree with them or not, you have to understand that it's just a matter of this broad range of people expressing themselves.
01:17:54.000 It'll slowly, like, come down to an understandable vibration.
01:17:58.000 I hope so.
01:17:59.000 And let's just unpack two things that we're talking about so we're not conflating two things, right?
01:18:15.000 I hope that you're right that what they think that they're doing is being an extension of the great traditions of civil rights in America.
01:18:22.000 In other words, that they're being motivated by a sense of understanding, as you say, and of compassion.
01:18:28.000 And of outrage against what they perceive as being outrageous injustice.
01:18:32.000 My concern is that what they're also doing is buying into a long tradition of intolerance and a lack of respect for pluralism and for other people's ideas about things, for other people's right to express ideas that they regard as being I mentioned earlier this study that I thought you were going to like that I bought.
01:18:52.000 Let me just find it because it's good.
01:18:54.000 So there's this professor called April Kelly Wozner, and she's a professor of political science at Elizabethtown College.
01:19:00.000 And she's got a chapter in this new paper called The End of the Experiment, The Rise of Cultural Elites and the Decline of America's Civic Culture.
01:19:07.000 And it's this study, which is called the General Social Survey.
01:19:11.000 Which looks at how tolerant or intolerant particular demographics of Americans are, right?
01:19:18.000 So they start by...
01:19:19.000 Hang on, I've got tangled up in my microphone here.
01:19:21.000 I was getting too relaxed listening to you talk.
01:19:24.000 I was like kicking back.
01:19:26.000 I was like getting out the popcorn, listen to Joe.
01:19:28.000 So in the general social survey, they propose a bunch of different groups and they ask people how much they would like or dislike that group of people, right?
01:19:36.000 Just to establish who we really, really don't like.
01:19:39.000 The least liked group included in the survey was Muslim clergymen who preach hatred against the United States, right?
01:19:48.000 That's understandable.
01:19:49.000 And the second least liked group among Americans are people who believe that blacks are genetically inferior.
01:19:56.000 So racists.
01:19:58.000 So then they ask people how tolerant they would be towards a person from that class of people giving a public speech in their community.
01:20:10.000 And people in their 40s are more tolerant than people in their 30s, and people in their 30s are more tolerant than people in their 20s.
01:20:19.000 For people in their 40s, the proportion who say that a Muslim clergyman who preaches hatred against the United States should not be allowed to give a public speech is 43%.
01:20:28.000 People in their 30s, 52%.
01:20:30.000 People in their 20s, 60%.
01:20:33.000 So if tolerance means not like, oh, I support black rights or I support gay rights or I support trans rights, but if it means respecting the right of someone who you really disagree with to express that opinion, Well,
01:21:05.000 I think what you're saying, though, is they're less willing to accept hate speech, which they think are dangerous...
01:21:15.000 Shorts of conversations.
01:21:16.000 They think that someone who's a Muslim clergyman who wants to express the hate of America, it's dangerous because he could promote terrorist attacks.
01:21:25.000 Someone who thinks that black people are genetically inferior to white people is dangerous because they could promote racism or they could promote someone confirming their racist beliefs and then instead of Becoming educated or becoming enlightened.
01:21:40.000 They go with their initial racist instincts and they go, I was right.
01:21:45.000 You know, the white man is superior, you know, and they're worried about hate.
01:21:49.000 Right, but where does that end?
01:21:50.000 Both those things are about hate.
01:21:52.000 Well, is Meryl Streep's t-shirt saying better a rebel than a slave about hate?
01:21:56.000 Because it is to a lot of people in their 20s.
01:21:59.000 How many people?
01:21:59.000 How many people?
01:22:00.000 Well, enough people that she has to put out a press release about.
01:22:03.000 I think...
01:22:04.000 Like, I don't think there's anything...
01:22:05.000 I think we are better off living in a society where bad ideas are exposed to conversation.
01:22:12.000 I mean, you know, sunlight is the best disinfectant.
01:22:15.000 You want bad ideas out there.
01:22:17.000 You want a big roiling conversation.
01:22:19.000 Yeah.
01:22:19.000 Where people who are stupid or have ridiculous ideas about the genetic inferiority of black people are able to be exposed, be argued with, be contended.
01:22:28.000 Because racists aren't just going to go away if you ban them from talking.
01:22:31.000 They're going to go underground.
01:22:32.000 They're going to find other communities.
01:22:34.000 They're going to increasingly self-segregate into their own little communities online.
01:22:38.000 You want...
01:22:39.000 I think you want free speech to be a big, roiling debate.
01:22:42.000 You don't want to be censorious and judgmental and intolerant towards people whose ideas you disagree with.
01:22:49.000 You want to take them on and expose why those ideas are wrong, and hopefully through that intellectual wrestling match, you all end up progressing forward.
01:22:57.000 You don't progress forward by simply banning ideas that you think are objectionable.
01:23:02.000 That's agreed.
01:23:04.000 That's a very important point.
01:23:05.000 I think what they're worried about, though, is these people going to schools and indoctrinating very gullible or very impressionable young people.
01:23:13.000 And that's a legit thing because they themselves have been— But that reinforces the gullibility, right?
01:23:19.000 Yes.
01:23:19.000 Because you haven't been exposed.
01:23:20.000 That's what I was going to say, is that they themselves have been indoctrinated into the idea of liberalism and liberal thinking by, like, charismatic people with interesting ideas that they believe in wholeheartedly, and they're very confident in what they're saying, and they speak very well.
01:23:34.000 Those ideas become infectious.
01:23:36.000 And sometimes those...
01:23:37.000 I've expressed this before on the podcast, that I listen to these Islamic clergymen speak, and I think?
01:24:14.000 I feel an understanding why people would be drawn to that.
01:24:18.000 I'm not saying that I'm drawn to it myself, but I understand it.
01:24:21.000 I feel the compelling idea behind someone joining a group like that.
01:24:28.000 I think that's right.
01:24:29.000 I think it's because certainty is intoxicating, right?
01:24:32.000 Yes, yes.
01:24:33.000 If you're discombobulated, if the world is complicated, if you don't know what to make of shit, especially if you're in a situation where you feel like you've been shat on for a lot of time, which is what a lot of these followers of these extremists do feel like, then it's nice to just have clarity.
01:24:50.000 It's nice to just have someone who knows what the truth is and who knows what the right path is.
01:24:55.000 A perfect example of that is country music.
01:24:58.000 I guarantee you...
01:25:00.000 If you'd asked me to list five things that you were going to end that sentence with, country music would not have been top 50. I know a lot of people that I love dearly that like country music, and they read the least out of all the people that I know.
01:25:13.000 All the people that I know that are really into really dumb country music, these motherfuckers aren't aware of shit that's going on in the world.
01:25:19.000 I have good friends that I love, but I have to talk to them, especially from the hunting world.
01:25:26.000 Like, the hunting world is goddamn hilarious, because I've somehow or another become a part of this world, because I've expressed this idea that I think is very important, and we should be aware of where our food comes from, and I've become someone who gathers their food from a hunting way.
01:25:41.000 But then you connect yourself with these people that are also in this, which become very religious.
01:25:47.000 There's a lot of religion, but it's a weird kind of religion.
01:25:50.000 It's almost like a hashtag activist sort of religious idea, where they don't understand the texts.
01:25:58.000 Like, they'll have religious tattoos.
01:26:00.000 Like, hey fucker, you gotta read the whole book.
01:26:02.000 Like, the book says, don't tattoo yourself.
01:26:04.000 Just like it says, don't Don't blow guys.
01:26:09.000 I've had arguments with people about homosexuals.
01:26:12.000 It's pretty much more explicit about the don't get a tattoo than don't blow a guy.
01:26:15.000 The blow a guy bit is always nebulous about lying with another man or something.
01:26:19.000 How about we don't lie down?
01:26:20.000 But the no tattoo.
01:26:21.000 How about the guy gets on his knees and sucks my dick?
01:26:23.000 What's the problem here?
01:26:25.000 There's no lying.
01:26:26.000 Yeah, the tattoo thing is very clear, but when I got into it with these people was when that woman from Kentucky wouldn't marry gay people, and I wrote this piece on Instagram and Facebook, and it got millions of likes, and all these people traded it back and forth,
01:26:43.000 and I got all this blowback from the hunting community, because all these people that are really into God, or really into religion, and then they're also recognized...
01:26:54.000 Getting pressure, my friends who are in the hunting community were getting pressure to talk to me about my stance on God.
01:27:00.000 Like, this is hilarious.
01:27:01.000 Like, how much do you guys actually know about the scripts?
01:27:04.000 How much have you guys read?
01:27:06.000 How much do you know about the origins of the scripts?
01:27:08.000 And it turns out, very little.
01:27:10.000 Most of them, very little.
01:27:11.000 But there's this need to simplify things that appear to be very complex.
01:27:15.000 And the way to simplify things is to put it all in God's hands.
01:27:18.000 It's all about Jesus.
01:27:20.000 You know, Jesus said, well, I'll tell you why.
01:27:22.000 I want to vote for him because he's on Jesus' side.
01:27:24.000 Well, this comes back to the problem of tribalism that we were alluding to earlier in the show, right?
01:27:28.000 That there is no greater way of encouraging people to be tribalistic than religion or political affiliation loosely understood, right?
01:27:37.000 Right.
01:27:37.000 So there's – you know Dan Carlin's history podcast?
01:27:40.000 Sure.
01:27:40.000 Man, I love that guy.
01:27:41.000 Hardcore history.
01:27:42.000 He's the best.
01:27:42.000 Oh, just incredible.
01:27:43.000 Have you had him on the show?
01:27:44.000 Oh, yeah, a bunch of times.
01:27:45.000 Oh, fantastic.
01:27:45.000 I missed those episodes.
01:27:46.000 I'll go back and listen to him.
01:27:47.000 Love the shit out of that dude.
01:27:47.000 I've just been listening.
01:27:49.000 I've almost finished getting through his World War I thing, which is like five episodes of three and a half hours each.
01:27:55.000 This is like Rogan-esque duration podcasts.
01:27:58.000 But way more produced.
01:28:03.000 It's brilliant.
01:28:05.000 There are audiobooks.
01:28:07.000 It's incredible.
01:28:07.000 It's like a 20-hour explanation of the First World War.
01:28:10.000 It's just so fascinating.
01:28:11.000 So good.
01:28:12.000 So one of the things that he's talking about is when he's talking about the Balkans, He's saying, like, when the Balkans imploded in the 1990s and we had the collapse of Yugoslavia and, you know, Bosnia and Serbia and all that, he's like, you go there even to this day and you talk to a Bosnian Muslim or you talk to a Serb or you talk to a Croat...
01:28:33.000 About the problems that they've endured, and every single one of them will point a finger at the other groups and say, they've been doing this to us for so long, and back in this day they did that, and then they did that, and then they did that.
01:28:45.000 It's like the Israelis and the Palestinians or something.
01:28:47.000 It's like, oh, well, you know, 10,000 fucking years ago my ancestors got massacred by blah-de-blah.
01:28:52.000 And it's so easy to think of ourselves in terms of aggrieved groups, whether or not Yeah.
01:29:02.000 Yeah.
01:29:23.000 Against people who disagree with them, who hold beliefs that they believe are objectionable, whether that belief is that the West is at war with Islam, which is what jihadis think that we want, or whether the belief is that racism is okay, which is what social justice warriors think that all white people think.
01:29:41.000 Right?
01:29:42.000 There are these easy, off-the-shelf categories, so think independently, people!
01:29:47.000 Think independently is a good idea.
01:29:49.000 I don't know if I'm with you on that one, though.
01:29:52.000 Social justice worries and the jihad.
01:29:54.000 I see where you're going with it.
01:29:55.000 I mean, it's...
01:29:56.000 They're worldviews that are self-reinforcing, and they're cliques that are self-supporting, right?
01:30:03.000 So you don't have to ask a lot of difficult questions.
01:30:05.000 Right.
01:30:05.000 I totally understand what you're saying.
01:30:07.000 In that sense, I think extreme liberalism is, in a sense, like extreme conservatism, is a religion, in a sense.
01:30:15.000 Yeah.
01:30:16.000 It's an ideology.
01:30:18.000 Ideologies are very dangerous.
01:30:19.000 Ideologies where you have locked into a predetermined pattern of thinking that you just have to conform to, I think becomes very problematic for people because the world is fluid.
01:30:29.000 There's a lot going on, a lot of weirdness to it.
01:30:32.000 There's also an issue in communication through language and communication through words and the ability to express yourself through words.
01:30:39.000 It's sometimes difficult because what you're trying to do is you're trying to express intent.
01:30:43.000 You're trying to get someone to understand how you think and view things.
01:30:46.000 And you're trying to say, well, why don't you express and view yourself like I do?
01:30:51.000 Or why don't you see things how I do?
01:30:53.000 And maybe you're talking to someone who has a completely different idea of what those words mean.
01:31:03.000 Yeah.
01:31:16.000 That's why podcasts are so unique in a way because, you know, one of the beautiful things about it is that, you know, you do sort of search for the correct way to, I mean, you hear us do this sometimes where this is like...
01:31:28.000 Yeah.
01:31:30.000 And what we're doing is we're just trying to figure out what's the best way for me to express this idea that I've got bouncing around in my head where I'm trying to understand how this thing sort of lays out to everybody else.
01:31:41.000 Like, how do I broadcast it?
01:31:44.000 How do I get it out there in a way where you know when I'm actually I think?
01:32:09.000 Form of communication that we have to grapple with now is how do we speak to the Muslim community and to one another about the Muslim community and about jihadism without either being bigoted towards Muslims or pretending that there isn't a problem of Islamism that has some relationship to the Muslim community and that has some relationship to the text of Islam,
01:32:31.000 right?
01:32:31.000 Because the moment I say anything remotely Like, the day after the Charlie Hebdo attacks in Paris, Howard Dean went on Morning Joe on MSNBC and said, these guys are about as Muslim as I am.
01:32:50.000 Well, that's bullshit.
01:32:51.000 I mean, that's obviously not true.
01:32:53.000 They're arguably a lot more Muslim than most Muslims.
01:32:56.000 I mean, they are very fanatically Muslim.
01:32:59.000 At least they think they are.
01:33:01.000 So we can't keep litigating whether or not they're theologically correct or whatever.
01:33:05.000 There is obviously a cancer at the extremist fringe of Islam that has to be dealt with and has to be talked about.
01:33:12.000 And the more we just talk about it, the more the left talks about it in terms of, well, it's just a problem of extremism in all faiths.
01:33:18.000 It's got nothing to do with the faith.
01:33:20.000 I think we're good to go.
01:33:34.000 Right-wing xenophobes or fascists, right?
01:33:37.000 And so what we have to do is find a way, when we talk about, like, those off-the-shelf ideologies, whether it's jihadism or social justice warriorism, we have to find a way to win over moderate Muslims and make them not feel like they're being alienated and judged.
01:33:52.000 We have to not be, you know, sending southwest flights back to the gate as it was the other day because two people were speaking Arabic.
01:33:58.000 And watching a video about what's going on in the wake of the Paris attacks or something, and people freaked out because they think all Arabs are terrorists or something.
01:34:07.000 We have to make sure that doesn't happen, but we can't have that not happen as long as everyone is pretending that there's not a problem with Islam.
01:34:17.000 Right?
01:34:17.000 At the edge of Islam.
01:34:18.000 And I don't know how to have that conversation without sounding like I'm intolerant.
01:34:22.000 You just gotta keep talking.
01:34:24.000 Everybody's gotta keep talking.
01:34:25.000 The arguments against it come up, you talk about the arguments against it, and it just takes time.
01:34:30.000 I really do believe that.
01:34:31.000 I believe it just takes a lot of discourse, takes a lot of communication, and the clumsy type of communication that you get through language, through talking.
01:34:39.000 I think the more this happens, the more this gets discussed, the more people gain an understanding, And again, like we're looking at people aging or like trees growing, it is a slow process.
01:34:50.000 That in the middle of it, it doesn't seem like any progress is happening at all.
01:34:52.000 But ultimately, if you look at the world today versus the world of 10 years ago, you see a big difference between what Al Franken was able to publish with that book and what you're able to get away with today.
01:35:02.000 And I think that sort of, in a weird way, for lack of a better analogy, it highlights the growth that's going on.
01:35:09.000 It highlights this very strange era that we are currently experiencing.
01:35:13.000 And with that, let's end this and do your podcast.
01:35:17.000 We're going to keep talking, folks, but we have to end this.
01:35:19.000 Because I've got to pick up my kid in a little bit.
01:35:21.000 But we're going to do an episode of We the People Live.
01:35:25.000 Hashtag We the People Live.
01:35:26.000 Hashtag We the People Live.
01:35:27.000 Josh Zapp's podcast.
01:35:28.000 And it is available on iTunes.
01:35:30.000 And SoundCloud.
01:35:31.000 Or you can just follow us on Twitter at WTP underscore live.
01:35:35.000 Underscores.
01:35:35.000 With these fucking underscores.
01:35:36.000 I know.
01:35:36.000 Some other boss had got WTP live.
01:35:39.000 I don't know what it is.
01:35:39.000 Couldn't you just get we the people, the whole thing, or is that too many letters?
01:35:43.000 I think it was too many letters.
01:35:44.000 I don't even remember.
01:35:45.000 Okay.
01:35:46.000 All right.
01:35:46.000 We're going to do that, and then we'll be back.
01:35:48.000 But Josh Zeps on Twitter.
01:35:49.000 Follow him.
01:35:49.000 He's fantastic.
01:35:50.000 And we're going to do his podcast.
01:35:52.000 And that's it, you fucks.
01:35:53.000 And we'll be back tomorrow with Bill Burr.
01:35:55.000 Holla!