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00:04:20.000Well, the hardest thing for so many veterans is when they get their legs blown off, the first thing this doctor was saying, the first thing young men say is, what's going on with my dick?
00:08:39.000You go into a bathtub, it's filled with blood.
00:08:41.000I started noticing, like for me, about four years ago, maybe three years ago, I noticed that girls just didn't look at me the same when I'd come off stage.
00:08:54.000I mean, I talk about my wife and stuff, but when you, as a young man, you're doing stand-up, you would always have some female attention.
00:09:07.000Well, now I'm 48, and now if a girl who's 20 and she were to sleep with me, I'm sure, like we were talking about it, her friends would probably be like, how old?
00:10:40.000I thought Frankie had a real good shot at decisioning.
00:10:43.000Like, when my friends asked me, like, who's going to win this, who's going to win that, I said, Frankie has a real good shot at decisioning, Chad, but Chad also has a good shot at knocking Frankie out.
00:11:01.000I just figured, for me, I picked Frankie because I knew Frankie wouldn't gas, and I think if anything, I thought if Chad had to keep up with Frankie's pace, he would gas toward, you know, the line around.
00:11:10.000Well, Chad actually came into this fight light, because I think he anticipated that kind of pace that Frankie was going to put on him.
00:11:44.000So many people were so fucking mad at me, where after the fight, they give suggestions, like the UFC says, the truck will say, who do you think should get the next shot?
00:12:16.000The problem with doing a rematch is it'd be so hard to sell when a guy gets knocked out that quick.
00:12:21.000When you hype it up for as long as you did, you hype it up for two separate events, it dies off, and then the first punch Conor connects with it puts him out.
00:13:26.000Such a badass he should get immediate rematch according to what they've done before right does it make sense?
00:13:31.000I don't think what they've done before is based I think a lot of it is based on like what kind of compelling contenders do they have for that title and especially compelling contenders where you look at their style versus like The style of the guy who is now the current champion.
00:13:48.000And if you wanted to pick like the most intriguing, stylistic matchup, I think it's Frankie Edgar.
00:13:54.000Frankie Edgar, a guy who fought at 55, won the title at 55, beat legends in BJ Penn, just knocked out Chad Mendes with one punch, before that beat the fuck out of Cub Swanson.
00:15:32.000And I don't know how they came to the conclusion of Kane fighting, but apparently there was a bunch of other people in the mix, and they came to settle on Kane.
00:15:39.000It might have been that it was Verdum's choice because of financial reasons.
00:15:44.000The Kane fight will be much more financially viable for him.
00:18:14.000Drastic, drastic contrast to what the UFC has.
00:18:17.000The UFC would say, look, I don't care what the ratings are, you're fighting Vladimir Klitschko again, because that's where all the fucking money is, right?
00:19:01.000Let me ask you guys a question about...
00:19:03.000Well, that's why it's not a valid comparison.
00:19:05.000Because you can't set it up so that they do that.
00:19:07.000Well, if you want to get taken serious, you're going to have to come up with a formula where people can see the madness behind your reasoning.
00:19:11.000Like an algorithm or something, right?
00:20:35.000Well, I thought it could have been a draw because I think Yoel definitely got a 10-8 round the first round, but the question is, will they score a 10-8 round?
00:20:44.000When you've got a guy completely on Queer Street, he's spinning it up, backfist him in the jaw, knock him down, and Jacare was, he got up to his, after he took off Fucking prolonged beating on the ground.
00:20:59.000He gets up to go to his corner and he is on wobbly legs like they could have easily stopped the fight and I was thinking that they might should have stopped the fight but Jacare, being the stud that he is, came back and re-established himself in the second round, partially because Yoel gassed.
00:21:16.000Because Yoel, who looks like a fucking superhero, the most ridiculous stud at three minutes.
00:21:25.000That's why if he fights Luke Rockhold and tries to go five rounds...
00:21:36.000You don't give the winner that bullshit title shot, I don't think.
00:21:39.000I think you can make a real good point to that.
00:21:42.000But this sort of contradicts what you said about having a very clear algorithm as far as who becomes the number one contender and who fights who.
00:22:28.000I think it's a bad idea, and I think it's going to lead to a lot of trouble if you just leave it up to the UFC brass to make all these decisions.
00:23:36.000I don't know what the fuck is going on besides that.
00:23:40.000When I get there, when I show up, I say my highs, I get my shit, they put the mic on me, I high-five Goldberg, we hug each other, here we go.
00:24:17.000I also think that that fight will be fucking bananas.
00:24:21.000And for a fan, I am so excited to watch that fight because I think Frankie has a really dangerous style for a guy like Conor who's taken down repeatedly by Chad Mendes.
00:25:13.000Rafael Dos Anjos is a fucking beast, and I think those two are going to clash, and who knows what's going to happen, especially since Dos Anjos beat Cowboy the first fight.
00:25:21.000I think it's going to be a wild, wicked fight.
00:25:59.000When you knock a champion who's been that dominant and that good for 10 years out in 14 seconds, there is a question which is, was that in some ways...
00:26:12.000Did he make one mistake and pay for it, which can happen in MMA with those small gloves?
00:26:17.000Does he get another shot to at least give us a longer fight?
00:26:20.000Conor goes, he's going to come out extremely aggressive, I'm going to counter and not come out.
00:26:23.000I know that, and I think you see the video of him warming up in the dressing room, and then in contrast, like a split screen with him warming up right next to the actual fight itself.
00:26:33.000He was preparing exactly for that maneuver.
00:26:36.000He was mimicking He's mimicking Aldo's face-first movement, and he does this little slight step to his right hand side.
00:26:43.000He makes an adjustment, he throws the first left hand, the first hand doesn't land, so if you watch him moving, he throws that side kick to the leg, then he makes a very slight step to the right.
00:27:17.000How about you have Jose Aldo fight Max Holloway, and you have a fucking great fight between one of the top contenders and Max Holloway, this young, exciting kid, 24 years old, beating everybody, just figured out Jeremy Stevens, he's elusive, he's slick, he puts on a fucking show.
00:27:34.000He has crazy cardio, he's driven and fired up, and you can't quite have him fight for the title yet, because Frankie's ahead of him, and the division is super exciting.
00:28:17.000I really believe this wholeheartedly, and I think this is a very important point.
00:28:22.000Fighters should wait a long fucking time after they get knocked out like that.
00:28:26.000He got cleaned, he got flatlined, and then he got hammer-fisted while he was out.
00:28:33.000He got up, and he was asking what happened.
00:28:36.000He was putting his hands up, he was going, I don't know what he was saying, because he was speaking in Portuguese, because he was shaking his head, and they were nodding their head.
00:29:41.000Because one of all those big problems, and Dana White said this in a perfect way of describing it, that Aldo's the very best fighter ever for two rounds.
00:29:50.000And then he would always gas, and then he would always sort of coast.
00:29:53.000Like Ricardo Lamas, he beat the shit out of Lamas in the first round.
00:29:55.000The end of the fifth round, Ricardo Lamas was on top, grounding, pounding him.
00:32:01.000And to go on a 10-year run like that, you know, and the UFC has said, like, hey, you know, he plays it safe, and he goes to decisions, he shouldn't do that, but you know what else?
00:32:14.000Him risking losing to unload on somebody, like Uriah Faber did.
00:32:19.000Uriah Faber fought Frankie Sainz, and Uriah sort of faded in that fight.
00:32:23.000But the reason why he faded is because he landed a bomb on Frankie Sainz, rocked him, and then went after him.
00:32:29.000That fucking Frankie Sainz guy is tough as shit.
00:32:32.000This is a 35-year-old guy who's got one other fight in the UFC, maybe two, and then he's fighting Uriah motherfucking Faber, which is crazy.
00:33:10.000He took a deep breath and kind of looked at the clock and was like, You know better than anybody that when you unload like that, that's never how anybody fights.
00:33:17.000So when you unload like that, you're going all in.
00:33:20.000You're pushing all your chips, and this guy just pulls out four aces.
00:35:46.000Someone was telling me that they were hanging out with him somewhere and he was helping them out and telling them where the best places to eat.
00:36:21.000Everybody always thinks that people are always going to feel like you're biased in some way or another.
00:36:26.000If they're rooting for someone and you're calling the fight against that person that they're rooting for, they're going to consider some sort of bias.
00:37:26.000Because if their personalities did, I almost felt like, man, if there's a middleman here that comes in and sorts all this stuff, I felt like, what is the issue?
00:38:46.000Can you think of another more compelling contender that would be ahead of Uriah besides TJ? Like say if Dominic beats TJ or whoever wins that fight, who would be next in line for the title instead of Uriah?
00:39:39.000Well, there's a lot of guys that are employing that sort of neo footwork movement now, but I think Dominic was the best at it the earliest.
00:40:41.000One time, Dominic and Chael Sonnen and myself went to Unbreakable Gym, and we were training with Chael before Chael was fighting Jon Jones, and we were training Chael, and Dominic was breaking things down.
00:40:55.000And also, he's had all this time while he's been injured to think and work on things, and it's not like he stopped paying attention to MMA. He's been focusing on it, whereas if he hadn't been injured,
00:41:10.000he'd be in camps, getting ready for fights.
00:41:12.000It almost might have benefited his MMA IQ to have that time off and to be obsessed with returning.
00:41:18.000He tore both ACLs, and you've had that surgery?
00:41:38.000And what the cadaver graft does is they take an Achilles tendon, which is way thicker than a regular ACL, and then they put it in place, and then your body re-proliferates that Stem cells or whatever.
00:42:38.000You know, this guy, Gray Cook, this guy, Gray Cook, who does full body, like the NFL now has what's called a full body screening or some functional body screening.
00:42:47.000The UFC's got that now, too, at their new campus.
00:42:49.000Yeah, because they would bring him in, and he would find amazing athletes, and then one guy kept tearing.
00:42:54.000He'd run, and he kept tearing his groin.
00:42:56.000He kept tearing the tendon that attached to his pelvis to his quad, and they couldn't figure it out.
00:43:02.000And he's the guy who comes in and goes, I know what the problem is.
00:46:55.000I'd like to see my boyfriend, and he is my boyfriend, Luke Rockhold, and my best friend, because I've had dinner with him and hung out with him.
00:47:49.000I think Weidman said, I'm going to come in there, I'm going to be light, I'm going to hit him with pace, a cardio pace, and I'm going to wear him down.
00:50:42.000Yeah, because when you watch the flexibility and dexterity, the looseness of his legs, like when he throws that question mark kick off the front leg, he's so fucking loose.
00:51:10.000I think what we're starting to see is we're getting guys who are martial artists, but they're really good athletes, and that's who's taking over.
00:51:26.000I think, it's just so shocking to me, out of all those, that I see, well, Holly obviously has a long, extensive kickboxing background under Winklejohn as a fantastic trainer, but the thing that freaks me out the most about Rockhold is the flexibility and dexterity of his legs.
00:51:40.000It takes so long to develop that kind of whip.
00:53:50.000Underestimate the benefit of training with Daniel Cormier and Cain Velasquez, the heavyweight, former heavyweight champion, and the light heavyweight champion.
00:53:58.000There's a chance they could have the heavyweight champ, light heavyweight champ, and now middleweight champ all training together.
00:56:04.000I think she realizes the traps, and she's been fighting for world champions before, so she doesn't want to fall in that same kind of rut that Ronda did.
00:56:11.000Also, if you're going to give this fight to, let's say they do do it in July, whatever, the UFC 200, you give Holly six months to know exactly what Ronda brings to the table and train for it, come up with a better game plan than she had before.
00:56:25.000And make sure that her conditioning is on point, make sure her body's healthy, rehabilitate any possible injuries she might have had.
00:56:31.000She just has to make sure I'm sure she doesn't overtrain.
00:56:33.000But you gotta remember, Rhonda's shooting movies.
00:57:46.000We may or may not have been smoking marijuana.
00:57:49.000And we were in my hotel room in Montreal, and he was, you know, before he won the title, like way before, and I said, look, dude, I go, you're an incredibly talented guy, but you've got to get all the right people.
00:58:01.000The only way to do it right, you can't do it on your own, because there's going to be a guy like you who's also incredibly talented, and that guy's going to have the best coaches.
00:58:08.000And that guy's going to get the best training partners, and that guy's going to have the best strategist, and that guy's going to beat you.
00:58:13.000And he might just beat you by an edge, but that edge you could have overcome if you had all that same coaching.
00:59:54.000He's doing chin-ups with trees, like hanging off of trees, and he's doing balance beam stuff, and they're throwing sticks at him, and he's catching them while he's balancing on stuff.
01:00:07.000He's even doing training specifically for bow hunting.
01:00:10.000He's got reps that he does for bow hunting while he's squatting and standing up while holding a bow posture to try to solidify his balance in precarious positions on hillsides.
01:00:43.000When somebody's watching a fight, there's the punches, the kicks, the takedowns, the grappling, but what people are less aware of is, you know, for a fighter to be in correct position to execute a strike effectively, they need to have mastery of their movement,
01:01:02.000I think that's really what separates the elite fighters from somebody who's, you know, good enough.
01:01:10.000Erwin and I have been training for about seven to eight months.
01:01:14.000So people listening, he's walking on a log, balancing on a log.
01:01:18.000I think one of the most challenging things about training in nature is the unpredictability.
01:01:25.000It's talking about how you suffered an ACL, meniscus tear while fighting.
01:01:28.000So doing MoveNAT definitely accelerated my recovery in that I was not only doing these movements and these different stretches in physical therapy, but also in my training sessions.
01:01:41.000When Irwin and myself started training, he looked at some of my previous fights and he saw some things that my head coach Greg Jackson saw independently.
01:01:50.000They saw the same exact thing, but what was great with working with Irwin and working in the movement program is he specifically had exercises and drills to make those changes.
01:02:01.000Whereas, you know, some of my other coaches saw that it needed to be made, but weren't sure how to get there.
01:02:07.000This was extremely challenging for me.
01:02:10.000We're trying to relearn something that we may have lost.
01:02:14.000As adults, having sat in chairs or having laid on a bench to do, you know, very linear stuff like bench press or squat or whatever, we've kind of lost that natural movement ability.
01:02:25.000And to gain it, it takes a lot of focus.
01:02:29.000I come home after I train with Erwin and I'm exhausted, but as we go on and I have made these adjustments and my body has adapted, it's less and less mentally taxing and, you know, more fun.
01:02:46.000For my last fight, me and Irwin working specifically on positioning of my body, lower level stability in a lower stance, position of my feet, which helped me move forward and backward quicker, which I think ultimately really helped me with the victory.
01:03:01.000I was able to move in and out of range effectively and land strikes and ultimately get the win.
01:06:29.000But listen, depending on who he's fighting, I think these benefits, these movements, and learning how to move your body like that will definitely benefit him.
01:06:36.000And benefits are all that keeps you from winning or losing.
01:08:23.000That movement natural stuff was essentially like this flowing yoga style that Hickson was really into that a lot of other jiu-jitsu guys got into.
01:08:33.000It's so interesting to see it all come full circle now with guys like Connor incorporating that, but this is even another level.
01:11:43.000But unless it's a crazy war, and you know, everybody says, like, you gotta do it again, and they both say we gotta do it again, the UFC says they have to do it again.
01:11:49.000But again, like, this is like, when people upset at me about the Frankie Edgar thing, like, I don't get the call.
01:12:42.000He held on as much as he could and Weidman beat the fuck out of him for that first round.
01:12:47.000And then Anderson threw that kick and broke his leg and it was almost fortunate that he went out like that because Weidman was going to beat his ass.
01:12:55.000Anderson was not able to take a punch anymore the same way he used to.
01:13:36.000When he fought Chris Lieben, when he came to the UFC, I was a kid in a candy store because I was like, this guy is a different kind of striker.
01:13:45.000This is a whole different animal you're dealing with.
01:13:47.000And Lieben's going to come forward face first.
01:14:04.000There's one point in the fight before Anderson knocks him out where Anderson stands right in front of him and literally lets him punch him in the face.
01:14:11.000And Mark Delgrante, who was with Jorge, was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:18:41.000Look, if you got Anderson on the Vitor Belfort diet, I think Anderson goes back in there like a demon, and who knows who he can beat until his, you know, 40th fucking birthday or whatever it would be when the wheels fall off.
01:18:55.000But Anderson now, you're talking about a guy who was brutally KO'd by Chris Weidman, and then in the second fight had a seriously hard time staying conscious from a punch in the clinch.
01:19:06.000I just don't think the body can only take so much, man.
01:21:30.000When I speak to him, you notice when I speak to him, I look at him right in the eye, I speak very clearly, and I try to clarify everything he says.
01:21:37.000Like, when he fought Tim Kennedy, and there was that moment where he didn't get off the stool, I had a long...
01:23:48.000I just think that when, you know, someone like Uriah Hall knocks out Gegard Mousasi and he's below him on the rankings, that's fucking stupid.
01:23:55.000Well, you know the UFC brass is like, we can't do the rankings because it's some bullshit.
01:23:59.000Because remember they were going to do pay dictate based off your ranking.
01:24:27.000I dug the McGregor trunks, the green and gold trunks, and all those black and gold for the first time ever.
01:24:34.000For the first time ever, I was like, those look good.
01:24:36.000Well, you know, they're responding to criticism and doing a good job of responding to criticism.
01:24:41.000I just think, you know, I think the whole, the real reality of this whole situation is that it could have all been handled better.
01:24:48.000I think everybody would agree to that.
01:24:50.000And I think the fighters are very disappointed at their lack of ability to be autonomous as far as like how much money they can make from sponsors.
01:24:57.000I'm like you're the perfect example You know I and I've used you as an example and you know people said that you weren't telling the truth and You know now we know that that's not not correct.
01:25:06.000I brought you my you brought me my fight your financials and I brought them to the fucking top Yes, and we had a nice conversation about it.
01:25:13.000I think that it's a it's a It's an unfortunate reality that we're gonna have to live with now And I what I would like to see out of this is I mean the argument against it was like people are having condom depot on their trunks all that shit I'm like well, how about don't have condom Condom Depot.
01:25:27.000How about you have, you make a very specific, like, listen, you can get all the sponsors you want, but you can't have anything that's going to be bad for the image of the UFC. This is what we think are bad.
01:25:36.000I don't know why condoms would be bad.
01:25:51.000You had to submit your sponsors ahead of time and they had to check them off.
01:25:53.000So you weren't allowed alcohol, tobacco, anything competing with the UFC. But did anybody, did it really diminish the entertainment value for anybody when someone was walking in with dynamic fastener on their shirt?
01:26:32.000Because the only thing that's changed besides the fighters looking plain as fuck in black and white is the mat looks like a fucking Toys R Us now.
01:26:39.000Yeah, and I think there's a real option, a real possibility for fighters to get super involved in social media and put out a lot of videos and get people excited.
01:26:50.000If you put out a lot of content, people respond.
01:26:54.000There's a lot of people that I follow.
01:26:56.000There's a lot of people that I follow.
01:27:08.000If he was a fighter and he had all these people following him all the time or a lot of other guys that do these things or girls who do these things too.
01:27:26.000But I think that what it gives an opportunity for fighters to adjust and the adjustment is to concentrate or have someone that works for you.
01:27:33.000Concentrate on social media, put out a lot of content.
01:27:57.000Well, I'm going to show you what kind of power he has behind him, because I'm going to send these to Jamie, and we're going to watch what it was like at the MGM, because I have videos of Irish people going fucking bonkers at a level that you've never seen in your entire life.
01:28:09.000We're talking about climbing on top of fucking casino tables, screaming, taking their shirts off.
01:34:34.000I mean, to go through all that, the crazy UFC promo where they're meeting in the middle of the fucking strip and the fans behind them and the million dollar fucking production value of the commercial, the giant world tour, and then Aldo pulls out of the first fight,
01:34:50.000shows up for the second fight, and one fucking punch deads him.
01:37:42.000Well, you know, what he's doing is smart, and what Ronda did was not smart in that regard, that she got distracted and spread herself thin, took all that short money, you know, it's a lot of money, but took it all, whereas Conor's like, no thanks.
01:38:40.000She's got to get her hips close to you.
01:38:41.000So when she has people who in her camp, like this guy Izzy or whoever it is, who can neutralize that judo, push her hips away, drop level when she gets close.
01:39:04.000It's not to say that, like, she doesn't have other approaches, but that is the approach that she's most comfortable with and she goes to more often.
01:39:11.000And when it wasn't working, you know...
01:40:26.000And isn't a problem that Roadhouse movie like movies are hard to sell when you're a badass when the world knows in your last fight you got flatlined I I would suggest it wouldn't be surprising to me the way Hollywood Hollywood works There where they go a lot of this movie was built on you being the baddest girl on the planet and undefeated Don't be surprised if sometimes those kinds of movies fall through they are they downgrade or maybe they just don't happen I wonder what kind of contract is involved,
01:40:53.000because she's got big-time movie agents.
01:40:55.000I wonder if there's built-in protection against that shit.
01:41:58.000If you wanted to get ready for a fight like that, you would want to go through a battery of physical tests.
01:42:04.000Like, as far as your brain goes, CAT scans, MRIs.
01:42:08.000Like, that was a fucking wallop she took.
01:42:12.000And when, you know, I've had people on, like, Dr. Rhonda Patrick and Dr. Mark Gordon who talk about the damage to the pituitary gland and what happens when you get KO'd like that and how...
01:42:23.000How important rest is in recovery and how long it takes to recover from something like that.
01:42:28.000And then we saw the Anderson fight that we were just talking about.
01:42:30.000How Anderson used to take this tremendous punch.
01:42:32.000Then he fought Wybin and, you know, wasn't the same guy anymore.
01:42:35.000Like, to jump right back in like this.
01:42:51.000He throws combos, and he's very active, and he's more of a barrage of punches than a combo puncher.
01:42:56.000But Frankie's not a knockout artist by any means.
01:43:00.000But there's also the factor of getting...
01:43:02.000I would imagine any fighter who gets in the ring and realizes that they are just...
01:43:09.000That's a riddle that's very hard to solve right now.
01:43:11.000I would imagine for Ronda, as great as she is and as athletic as she is, You know, there's no doubt that Holly Holm looked like she was just far advanced in how to dispatch somebody with kicks, and she was disguising her kicks, punching and stuff like that.
01:43:25.000I would imagine there's an emotional factor, which is, can I even do this?
01:43:29.000Can I solve this riddle in six months?
01:43:31.000That's not a lot of time to catch up to somebody who's that good.
01:43:34.000Also, to let all the dust settle as far as, like, the devastation to your emotions, your confidence.
01:43:50.000And I don't think there's a middle ground.
01:43:52.000Either I think she's gonna come back and just be a fucking demon, Or we're going to see a shell and she's going to get fucking kicked in the face again and we never see her again.
01:44:01.000I don't think there's a middle ground.
01:44:02.000Even if she comes back in fucking phenomenal shape and gets fired up and motivated and does everything the right way and no distractions, Holly might still mark her.
01:45:21.000If she gets the clinch, she'll vary her approach.
01:45:24.000She's got Ricky Lundell working with her, who's also an excellent grappling coach.
01:45:29.000She's got some good things going for her.
01:45:32.000You know, what you're dealing with also is when you see a fighter get into the octagon, you don't know what kind of injuries they've had, you don't know what they're dealing with in training camp that they're trying to overcome.
01:45:42.000Like, when Luke Rockhold said after the fight that he had staph infection, like, I talked to Bob Cook about it.
01:45:47.000Bob Cook, right when they, I go, congratulations, he goes, he almost fucking pulled out of the fight.
01:47:00.000But you look at the shots that she took, that fucking elbow, that one elbow that clean, as she's coming after her, she blasts her in the jaw with an elbow.
01:47:07.000It's really the first time we've ever seen her get hit.
01:50:44.000There's girls in my class that are a hundred times more flexible than me.
01:50:46.000This is one Indian chick in my yoga class that does that bow pose where she gets her foot literally up in the air, like way above her head.
01:51:57.000So unless I can be 100%, there's no way I'd sign up for one.
01:52:01.000What if, like, Metamorris came at you or one of those other organizations that's doing, like, EBI? If EBI, I would help, you know, if Eddie approached me and we talked about it as the right timing, I would do it.
01:52:12.000I don't know if I'd do Metamorris again just because of personal issues.
01:54:22.000We're talking about Eddie Bravo put together this invitational tournament that Brendan and I went to yesterday and Joey Diaz, and it was fucking sensational.
01:57:29.000I took the airplane to LA, drove to Disneyland, hung out with my family till 4 o'clock, got in my car, drove to Eddie's thing, went from 5 to 8.30 at Eddie's thing.
01:57:41.000You know how I think on the Whitney Cummings podcast you said, you look at Kevin Hart and he makes you feel lazy, so you want to work harder?
01:57:47.000Yeah, I think you mentioned something like that.
01:58:40.000I enjoy a lot of things and what I've found that the best way to live my life for me, I'm not saying, you know, other people, some people really love their life to sit around and fuck off.
01:58:50.000When I sit around and fuck off, I don't like me.
01:59:18.000Stand-up comedy couldn't be any funner.
01:59:20.000You know, the only real work work is, like, I've got to discipline myself to sometimes work out when I don't want to, write when I don't want to.
02:00:22.000Because what I'm happy about the most is that I enjoy what I do.
02:00:27.000If I was working as a CEO of some fucking corporation or something like that, and I was putting all these crazy hours, like the same kind of hours I put in now, the same kind of effort, I'd probably be a miserable, drunk, pill-popping psychopath who's just looking to escape and go bang hookers or something.
02:00:42.000I'd be looking for some sort of a release.
02:00:52.000You know, it's like with stand-up, I was thinking about this this weekend a lot, and you get to a point in stand-up, and you know this, is making a lot of people laugh for an hour is not really...
02:01:19.000Yeah, there's that feeling when you don't do a new joke because you're scared of it, it's not going so well, so you go back to some old stuff you know works, and it gets a laugh, and it kills, but you feel hollow.
02:03:14.000But when I do that and I feel uncomfortable and I sit in my car and I'm all sweaty and I did a bad job, but I overcame that fear on a Saturday and I went and did it anyway, something happens.
02:03:25.000Where I get more creative, where I just start writing.
02:03:29.000I don't know what it is, but it opens up a different channel.