In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the sit down and talk about the life and career of Frank Sinatra and the craziness that was Sinatra. We also talk about how the Chinese were thrown off the rails by the railroads and the Chinese people were thrown over the edge of a cliff to make way for the trains and dynamite was used to throw them off the cliff. We also get into the story of how Burt Reynolds almost got into a fight with a bus driver and how the Italians were not allowed to go above 12th St. in the 40s and the Italian pecking order was put in place to keep them out of Sinatra's orbit. And we talk about what it was like growing up in a Chinese restaurant in Cheyenne, WY and what it's like to be Chinese in the late 1800s and early 1900s in the old days of America. Enjoy the episode and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! Happy Holidays and Happy New Year! Cheers, EJ & JB and Merry Christmas! XOXO. -Jon & Jody Jon & J.J. & Jon - Chris & Chris Music: "Happy Holidays" - "Christmas Eve" by SONG: "Goodbye Outer Space" by Ian Dorsch (feat. "Little Johnny" & "Christmas Day" by John Singleton by Eddy and "A Little Johnny" by Lizzie (Music: "Holiday" by Fergie (ft. ) is out on Soundtrack: "Let's Talk About It" by Shady_ and "Let Me Out" is out & Out & We're Out" by "Solo: "Feat. and We'll See You Soon" by Peech & "Happy Christmas" by Jeffree Stars , "Thank You" by Burt & Weezer, "We're Just For You" - "Alyssa and Burt and I'm With You" is talking about Sinatra, we'll Talkin' About It (and We're Not So Good, We'll Figure It Out How To See It Out And We'll Hear It Out, We're Here & We'll Get It Out & See It (featuring: "We'll See It" and We're Gonna See It & We Can't Stop It (And We'll Learn It Out and We Won't Hear It)
00:00:53.000And he goes, he bumped into Sinatra one night, and Sinatra told him to go play cards.
00:00:58.000Over at some bar, and they're playing cards, and the guy dropped the dishes, and the owner was yelling at him, and Sinatra called the owner over, and he goes, how much you think of glasses?
00:01:09.000He goes, I don't know, maybe 30 cents, and he goes, give him $3,000.
00:04:13.000And if you go to 79th Street and Broadway, by our friends, where a friend's office used to be, right there, there's a place called La Caridad.
00:05:57.000Like, they just developed, that's their style.
00:05:59.000They figured out their style of making noise, and that each noise means a certain thing.
00:06:03.000And Cubans figured out this kind of, like, flowing, almost dancing style, and Germans have this fucking hard, you know, everything's, you know, and then the Chinese people, they figured out their own thing.
00:08:25.000I read something recently about how emojis is the most advanced language that's been created recently, just because you can pretty much cross, you know, I could talk to a Japanese person by emoji to some point, and if you think about it, that's how cavemen started,
00:08:40.000so they might have been way more advanced in their language, and we would have been just shitting on them the whole time.
00:08:47.000Well, cavemen didn't really do it in pictures.
00:08:50.000I mean, they made pictures on the wall, but we don't think that they were communicating.
00:08:54.000But they do think that hieroglyphics were like a super advanced way of communicating.
00:10:02.000But if we never wrote in letters, we only wrote in images.
00:10:05.000I mean, we would just develop a really advanced system for communicating in images.
00:10:11.000When you look at someone's writing and you don't understand it, if you look at Portuguese or something like that, you don't understand what it means.
00:10:18.000You kind of just look at how the little letters and everything are all smushed in together to try to make a strange sound.
00:10:38.000Yeah, like, I mean, if you think about it, like, look at the old Egyptian, you know, King Tut, with, like, the hand going up and one going down.
00:10:45.000And then you look at, like, our emoji system, where we have, like, that one, like, hey Felicia chick with her hand to the sideways.
00:10:50.000We know exactly what that means when a girl sends it.
00:11:31.000You know, I don't even know how to say it.
00:11:33.000There's a Spanish one when you're Cuban and they have a pig Latin and my mom used to talk to me in Spanish as form of communication with other people in the room.
00:11:40.000She didn't want people to know what she was saying to me.
00:11:43.000It was like she did, she thought, she thought.
00:17:58.000And you just see Curly hitting everybody.
00:18:01.000People are coming up, and then he gets a hold of the bell, and he starts clocking people with the bell from the Wild Heisens, and they flip over to Curly, hitting people with the bell, and all of a sudden they flip over to the middle of the ring, and they're all piled on top of each other, dog.
00:18:12.000He knocked out 18 people with that fucking bell.
00:18:15.000That's what I would have done to your old girl Merrill that day.
00:18:18.000He would have gone until the audience banged your head with fucking...
00:19:53.000You know, the thing that they should do that the UFC always misses is just tape the best corners in the business of George A. Miles Duvall and Yoho Romero.
00:21:59.000See, you know, the one thing that I don't know too much about politics and I don't know too much about, like, the embargo and how it all went down.
00:22:10.000But what I do know is something strange about a culture like Cuba that's kind of existed outside of the influence of the United States, purely.
00:22:20.000You know, I mean, obviously we're only 90 miles away, but since there was an embargo and there was all this bullshit that was going on back and forth between the two countries, they kind of existed in their own space.
00:22:31.000And when you see it, like in video, and you see like the cars, all 1950s cars done up beautifully, and people were driving them around, they put like diesel engines in some of them and shit.
00:23:00.000Totally different world that essentially existed with very little U.S. influence.
00:23:05.000Other than the fact that we're close by and, you know, they have to deal with us, but other than that, I mean, they're doing their own thing down there.
00:23:11.000And the athletes, Jesus fucking Christ, how many countries that are that small produce the kind of athletes that Cuba has?
00:23:19.000Just think about how many baseball players have defected and become, like, major league baseball players.
00:23:25.000How many boxers have defected and become world champions?
00:23:28.000Like, there's a lot of, like, super high-level boxers that come over there from there.
00:23:34.000Judo guys guys like Hector Lombard, you know, I mean that kind of that caliber of athlete like Jesus Christ a Lot of them come from Cuba.
00:23:43.000Look at the Hector Lombard and Yoel Romero both what you would call what-the-fuck athletes You know you look at both of them you go what the fuck?
00:23:51.000And I'm thinking what did they lift in Cuba?
00:24:01.000And I've seen listen when I went home I went with my wife and the baby to New York, and one day I said, listen, before we go into the city, let me take you to my neighborhood.
00:24:10.000I took them to the actual park I used to play in, where I used to see some crazy shit.
00:24:14.000I sat across the street from Carmine Balzano's house, the guy that shot the guy seven times in self-defense and all that shit, and got away with it, and they took away his pension.
00:27:52.000He goes, he's coming along, but I work with a bunch of Polacks, and they don't speak English, so we're kind of confused, but we make it work.
00:31:05.000I mean, if you're in this small environment like that and you're forced to work together because the United States cuts your country off, And so, I mean, I don't know who they do trade with mostly, but that had to hurt them financially.
00:31:20.000That had to hurt their quality of life in a big way, right?
00:31:23.000I don't even think they know what communism is.
00:31:27.000Like, the conversations I've had face-to-face with my cousins where we go for pastrami sandwiches and we went to a Cuban place while they were in L.A. Communism didn't come up one time.
00:31:38.000I don't have the heart to bring it up or what it's like.
00:35:26.000They're like eating this cool, they had like Israeli food.
00:35:29.000You know, I don't want to fuck up the names of the food because it was quite a few years ago.
00:35:32.000But they were eating like the traditional Israeli food and playing the bongo drums and the lady was dancing, the little kid, he has a little son, his son was dancing.
00:39:49.000You know, Joe Rogan, you get into comedy, Jamie.
00:39:53.000You do well in whatever market you start in.
00:39:57.000You come to LA or New York and you succeed and they value, you know, whatever success you think it is, getting on a TV show or movies, which is becoming a really funny comic and working, I never dreamed of what's going on now.
00:40:13.000Every time I wake up, my feet hit the floor.
00:40:57.000You know, when I'm at the store and somebody comes up to me from Switzerland or Finland or wherever they're from that's not California, and they're like, we came out to the store to see you.
00:43:05.000You know how Seinfeld does comedy in cars, coffee with cars?
00:43:08.000I don't want to see nobody drinking coffee.
00:43:10.000What if I did stand-up and behind me there's a bed and there's a chick getting plowed for three minutes and I just do a bit and then we fucking end the bit.
00:46:37.000And then he did DC Cab, and then he did a couple serious seasons of Miami Vice, so he beat up Don Johnson because he was just crazy, a nook man, whatever his name was.
00:46:45.000But he transformed who he was from the stage and person to the...
00:46:50.000To the screen, which is, I always looked at, that's really fucking hard.
00:46:53.000And that's what I always wanted to do.
00:46:55.000Not in the screen, but just the stage.
00:48:18.000So what I did was I twisted my body around, and I put myself on the corner of 78 in Kennedy Boulevard, where I used to make fun of this guy with the limp, look at that janitor with the one eye, and that's when it started.
00:48:31.000I stopped looking at them, and I remembered who I was.
00:48:34.000I was letting them judge me with their eyes.
00:48:36.000And I turned that, and I'll never forget that.
00:48:38.000I remember going home and going, I'm onto something.
00:48:41.000And then little by little, I started being me more up on stage.
00:50:32.000I remember one time, we were doing gigs together, like, we were doing gigs together in the 90s.
00:50:39.00098. Yeah, in the late 90s we did some road gigs, we did a bunch of road gigs, and I remember Remember when I knew that you had caught fire?
00:53:21.000You know, and then he starts doing shows in parks.
00:53:24.000Like, Dave will have, like, people maybe never heard these stories, but he would show up with, like, a PA system, like a little portable PA system in a park in Seattle, and he would put this little PA system down and just start doing stand-up in the park.
01:01:25.000They bumped into a barge, like some Puerto Rican cruise boat, bumped into a barge on the New York side, and they broke the barge, so everybody on the boat had to jump...
01:01:34.000at the time, everybody had to jump into the fucking water, and that was the joke.
01:01:38.000I said, you know, last Tuesday in New York, a bus full of...
01:01:42.000a cruise boat of Puerto Ricans hit the thing.
01:03:25.000It's way better than those stupid bridges.
01:03:27.000Like, if you could figure out a way to live like that, just take Ubers on one side, park your car on the other, that's the way to go, right?
01:03:47.000When you pull up to Lincoln Tunnel now, dog, there's guys in full fucking gear with Nazi helmets, fucking machine guns under their arms and dogs.
01:03:56.000And they go up to every fucking car, dog, and there's fucking 50 of them.
01:04:19.000They work at Hoboken and all those guys, and when I did the whatever factory now, I guess all these cops have to do details, because they wanna take that bridge out, dog.
01:04:29.000And they want to take that fucking bridge out and that tunnel.
01:06:49.000And everywhere you look, there's delis, and restaurants, and storage units, and parking lots, and fucking this business, and that business, and this door, and that door.
01:08:17.000I could live like that if I had the experience of living there, like if it was normal to me.
01:08:26.000I think the people that do live there, when you get used to driving around on the subway, riding around in cabs, you get used to where all the clubs are, you do your little routine, you get in the...
01:08:38.000Get in the airport to take off to cities and work the road.
01:08:46.000But once you get used to space and once you get used to, like, being able to dip out and dip back in without that much trouble, like, it's way easier to, like, live in the valley and then drive into the store on a Friday night than it would ever be if you lived somewhere like that equally far away from Manhattan and you wanted to get in to do a spot.
01:11:01.000As you, like, see, like, crazy traffic, like on, you know, 5th Avenue or something like that, you see Broadway traffic, just bam, bam, bam, bam, you're breathing in brake dust, 100%.
01:11:13.000So it's not just the carbon fuel, the residue, like the exhaust from cars, whatever fires are being burned, whatever gas ovens and that shit.
01:11:34.000You know, and they've shown, there's studies that think that living in a high-populated city like New York can take as much as 10 years off your life.
01:11:42.000Doing exactly the same thing, living in the exact same choices, but living in a polluted environment, like downtown LA. It's probably a good example of that, right?
01:12:03.000If we get stagnant and the winds don't blow and the pollution just sits, You know how you crest, like if you come over from like Encino, and you see the valley, and you see that fucking horrible brown cloud?
01:13:10.000It was like, Jesus Christ, where the fuck have I been?
01:13:13.000And I got used to it after a while, but it really stuck with me, like, just walking around Manhattan.
01:13:20.000Six or seven hours would do this to me like it really I would get more blackheads there My hair like when you wash it you would see the fucking dirt like just not real a lot of dirt But you see that you have something on your skin.
01:13:33.000Let me ask you this this make sense to you They can make a big giant building like the Empire State Building they can make a big-ass building Why can't they make a big-ass air filter?
01:13:44.000Well, if you're going to put up that many buildings and have that many people and that many cars, how about you build a giant air filter?
01:13:50.000I mean, like, they sell air filters for your house.
01:13:52.000Like, my daughter's allergic to cats, we're finding out.
01:13:55.000So, you know, we have two cats, and so now we have to shave the cats.
01:14:04.000And then the other thing is, when you shave them, it's just almost like skin.
01:14:09.000So it's like just a little bit of fur, and it must feel so much better when you pet them.
01:14:13.000Because when I pet, especially like the little girl, well the big one, the boy too, but when I pet them, they just start fucking writhing like you're making them cum.
01:14:40.000You put them in your room, sucks all the dander and all the stuff out of the air, cleans it.
01:14:44.000It seems like if you can make a giant-ass building, why can't you make a giant-ass air filter that sucks all that dirty, brown, stinky air out and cleans it?
01:15:02.000But then you'd have to clean it every two minutes or something.
01:15:05.000Coming from the man who brought you parachutes on commercial airplanes...
01:15:11.000That sucks, but a lot of people get used to the cat, you know, allergies.
01:15:16.000I know a lot of ex-girlfriends that would first, like, hey, I'm allergic to cats, and then after a few years or whatever, they would stop being as allergic, though.
01:15:25.000Yeah, you vaccinated them with your dick.
01:15:42.000It even said, like, it was like the little jar and everything, and it's like, and I went to a party, and I actually saw my first person actually using poppers.
01:15:49.000Yeah, but I guarantee that's not the same thing.
01:15:51.000I guarantee the stuff they're selling at a gas station is not, like, amyl nitrate.
01:15:57.000Yeah, I think what they're doing is, you know how those boner pills, like you buy boner pills at the gas station and, you know, they pretend they're herbs, but it's really Cialis or Viagra or something like that?
01:16:07.000I think what these things are is something similar to that.
01:16:09.000Just how like bath salts were never really bath salts.
01:16:12.000They can just call it whatever they want.
01:16:14.000They can call it poppers, as long as it's not amyl nitrate.
01:16:45.000But there's a thing called 5-MeO-dimethyltryptamine that's legal because they fucked up and they didn't list it.
01:16:53.000So you could get that stuff and it's like a cousin of DMT. It's called 5-MeO-DMT. Well, that's similar to what they did with this meth thing.
01:17:01.000They would take meth and then they would just change a little bit of it.
01:17:04.000Add an oxygen molecule, add a carbon molecule, whatever they have to do.
01:17:08.000And that turns it into something different.
01:18:15.000They had to figure out a way to sell those things legally.
01:18:19.000So they sold like a little tiny glass face with a rosin.
01:18:22.000I should have bought some of these because it was in West Hollywood and they were lined up and they had different logos on it just like, yeah, I have seen those.
01:18:54.000I keep on finding out these horrible things that I should have known a long time ago, like on the toaster, the one through ten, that's how many minutes.
01:21:25.000I got a new company, but this is a sponsor of the podcast.
01:21:29.000It's called Mizzen in Maine, and they make these clothes that are made out of this really light, stretchy material, like a button-up shirt.
01:24:12.000Like, they had disputed some of the facts in it.
01:24:14.000You know, they said that a lot of stuff he made was made up, and he tried to make it all look, like, a lot different than it really is.
01:24:20.000And the evidence to that was when he started doing his best work was all that.
01:24:24.000His best work was like Fear and Loathing and the Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved.
01:24:30.000Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail.
01:24:32.000Like that stuff, he combined fiction and reality.
01:24:35.000Like that guy sunk presidential candidates.
01:24:38.000There's this guy named Ed Muskie who's running for president, and Hunter S. Thompson started talking about him bringing in a Brazilian doctor because he's addicted to Ibogaine.
01:24:48.000So he starts spreading these stories about these rumors that there's a Brazilian doctor coming to visit Ed Muskie, and he starts having fucking mental breakdowns.
01:24:56.000This guy's on the campaign trail, and he's reading these stories about him, bringing in some Brazilian doctor, and he's fucking falling apart.
01:25:05.000He's just making up all this shit about him having an Ibogaine addiction and that when he was on stage, you could see him in the full grips of an Ibogaine addiction.
01:25:13.000Nobody even knew what the fuck Ibogaine was.
01:25:23.000It's just like you would joke around about mixing reality and fiction, and he would combine the two of them together.
01:25:30.000Like, he was the only guy that ever did that, and openly did it.
01:25:33.000Like, you would read it, and he would call it gonzo journalism, and you would know that, like, as you were reading it, that this wasn't all real.
01:25:39.000Like, some of this stuff was just complete, total fantasy, you know?
01:25:43.000We were right outside of Barstow when the bats, what is it, when the drugs began to take hold.
01:25:49.000Those stories about all the different shit they had in the trunk when they were headed to Vegas from Barstow, the bats in the air, the fucking acid trip in the reception area of the Vegas hotel, when he's screaming out about golf shoes, and he sees everybody turn into lizards.
01:26:06.000This is fucking bizarre, bizarre shit.
01:26:18.000What's really fascinating about him, he went like guns and fucking living in the woods and just blowing your brains out with cocaine every night.
01:26:25.000Like he went a totally different way with it.
01:26:30.000You know, like all these other dudes, they got together and they sat Indian style, and they played Indian music and chimes and burned incense, and they went the spiritual route.
01:28:59.000The girl next to me was growing homegrown, and she cut it with a scissor, and they got me more high than the shit I'm paying fucking 50 for now.
01:29:27.000He'd take it off of you, cook it, and then cook it, and then give you potato salad, bread, and beans, and you'd have your own fish that he'd grill up for you.
01:33:39.000The Paragon, over the Paragon were these apartments where the employees stayed, and I became friends with one of the waitresses, and that's why I fainted from a bong hit one time.
01:37:37.000It's so natural and powerful that the idea of all these plants growing out of the ground and reaching up to the sky, and they're thick and dense everywhere.
01:37:51.000And then you look up in this spectacular snow-capped mountains and blue sky and floating clouds and trees, and you know out there it's all just wildlife, man.
01:43:22.000How do you know what's the good version?
01:43:23.000The good versions are the ones that actually have like a brand name and stuff where most of these generic ones are like just, you know, they're like just generic batteries, generic parts.
01:44:37.000Now they're smoking that THC. You don't want to take the chance.
01:44:41.000They might shoot you before the grenade goes off.
01:44:43.000And your world is going to be fucked up.
01:44:45.000They're going to put cowboy dick in you and take you up in the mountains and rub maple syrup on you and tie you to a tree and fucking bake you and then stab you to death.
01:44:53.000I'll see how much you fucking love Allah after that, motherfucker.
01:44:56.000Listen, man, I've told you a thousand times.
01:44:59.000There's some real crazy gun-loving Americans.
01:50:21.000Like, these guys, Steve and Junkchick, two guys, incidentally, that were in the medical, you know, medical education, and they both, I never saw anybody work harder.
01:50:32.000I've never seen anything in my life like that.
01:51:25.000I think there's a point of, like, you can overtrain, and fighters overtrain, they work out too hard, they come into the fight and they're exhausted, they just never recovered from their training.
01:51:35.000There's something admirable about the ability to do what they did.
01:52:31.000When I met you, you used to do news radio and then go to the fucking store and hang with me till midnight.
01:52:36.000Which ain't no fucking joke, my friend.
01:52:38.000A couple of Friday nights, you would shoot from 12 or 11 and you wouldn't get out of news radio till 10. And I don't know what you were making on news radio, but the character was you still came down and did your $15 spot.
01:52:49.000And you follow whoever, and you were fucking happy, and that's work ethic.
01:52:54.000And you know, how many times you talk to a comedian, they tell you things aren't going their way.
01:52:58.000And you say, okay, what have you been doing lately?
01:53:00.000And they tell you, and you're like, are you fucking kidding me?
01:53:54.000You know, I read that article, and I'm like, this is a beautiful article.
01:53:58.000But there was many ways that didn't show the reasons why I loved you.
01:54:01.000And that's because of your work ethic.
01:54:03.000I thought that when you moved to this town, because when I got here, when you moved to this town, you got a TV show, you stopped going to the store.
01:57:42.000I thought about what he was saying to me.
01:57:45.000When we got to the store, when I got to the store, you know the first week I became a regular, like the third night I got into a fucking beef.
01:57:51.000And I can name four times I got into beefs with those older jealousy-type comics.
01:57:56.000Oh, there was a bunch of those movies.
01:58:10.000Then you had Charlie Hill who would fucking pull you aside and go, hey man, I had belly laughs when you were on stage and I hang in with it.
01:58:20.000I know you're having a hard time here.
01:58:21.000I know it's, you know, 1.35 in the morning and you're going up, but it's going to pay off for you.
01:58:27.000Alan Stevens put me in fucking Arliss opposite James Coburn, my idol.
01:58:31.000We were just talking one day and he goes, you really like James Coburn?
02:00:13.000They were just clubs that had names like the Insignia for Seattle was a building, the Seattle thing, and it was turned.
02:00:20.000And I'm like, one day I'm going to fucking play there.
02:00:23.000And then after three minutes between the cocaine and who the fuck I was deep down inside, I would just break down into tears and go, I'm never going to be good enough to play those clubs.
02:01:51.000It was about doing something with these young guys and these young guys looking at you differently and letting them know that, hey, man, I ain't no better than you, and someday you're going to be way better than me.
02:03:08.000And one day, some fucking guy came in, and some fucking dumb comic started putting shit in his fucking head, and that motherfucker don't go to the comedy store no more.
02:05:55.000It's a positive comedy fucking haven now.
02:05:58.000I only go down there three times a week out of respect because I don't want to be that old pervert guy sitting around with the waitresses talking to young comics.
02:10:20.000He showed me and Steve Simone the card, and then he went like this, and he did something, and he told the lady over there, take out your sleeve.
02:13:18.000He plays the obnoxious Asian that's filthy rich, has a sports box, and the fucking three hot young fucking Asians waiting for him to suck his dick.
02:13:28.000And everybody's drinking Dom or whatever, even better than Dom.
02:15:18.000And it's a really good movie, because what they do is they took real transsexuals from L.A. that hang out at Donut Time at 3 in the morning, like in West Hollywood.
02:17:40.000I told you, but the problem was her head was too big.
02:17:43.000See, that's where you fuck up right there.
02:17:45.000That if you make the transgender, they cut your dick and they do all the other things, and your feelings change, but your head remains the same.
02:20:02.000Listen, when I was 20 and I go to a bar and I was snorting and having a good time, I'd see a 30-year-old at the bar, I'd get fucking pissed.
02:20:11.000Like, look at this punk-ass bitch at a bar.
02:25:35.000They figured out a way that it's the right frequency of editing, of like real relatable drama, and people that are just, you know, they look good.
02:25:45.000And they squeeze it all together in this crazy semi-fake show, where it's not really a reality show.
02:25:52.000You can call it a reality show, but they set up every scenario.
02:25:55.000It's obvious, so it's almost like semi-scripted.
02:25:58.000So there's this weird show, and these people, they're just...
02:28:39.000Like, people see that show, like, all the reality air quotes about it, all the nonsense, and you're like, why is there anybody watching this?
02:29:10.000Because they're not doing anything special.
02:29:12.000You go see Cirque du Soleil, and they're doing handstands with one hand, and they've got someone standing on their feet doing a handstand on this guy, and there's like three people, and they're stacked, and they all look shredded like superheroes.
02:30:47.000You start remembering yourself as a child, waking up, looking out of your crib, and keeping up with the Kardashians is on TV, and it doesn't even make any sense, because it's from a totally different era, but you remember it throughout your whole life, when no one was around, keeping up with the Kardashians was on some fucking strange phantom channel out there.
02:31:02.000You just had to figure out how to tune it in.
02:33:09.000You have to listen to Jamie Foxx on the Tim Ferriss podcast.
02:33:12.000Holy shit, Tim Ferriss got together with Jamie Foxx and did some epic, crazy long podcasts where Jamie Foxx breaks down his showbiz experiences.
02:33:23.000Jamie Foxx is one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.
02:33:27.000When you hear just how he organizes parties, he would get to parties, he goes, you know what, how we do it, we just do it, we just, everybody's cool.
02:35:11.000Yeah, when he signed up at the Laugh Factory, changed his name to Jamie Foxx, because the girls got on stage more than guys did, because there wasn't that many of them.
02:35:22.000You see these guys, and they come and go, and I read them.
02:35:25.000I can't stand when I see these people that are shams, and all of a sudden, they're part of this social thing, and they're fucking terrible.
02:35:33.000But then you get some guy like him that put the work in.
02:35:35.000I heard that when he was on Unliving Color, he still couldn't get an agent.
02:35:39.000When he was doing that fucking shake and whatever, he couldn't get an agent.
02:35:42.000Like, nobody would represent him, shit like that.
02:38:27.000Was it Dave Chappelle that was saying that there's a certain thing that happens to black people?
02:38:33.000Like black comedians, black actors, they get to a certain level of popularity and then they start putting them in movies where they make them wear dresses.
02:44:49.000You know, but the difference between Robbie and all the guys that Carlos has had problems with in the past is that those guys kept taking Carlos down.
02:44:57.000Now, I don't know if Robbie will incorporate that kind of strategy just because he knows it's been effective in the past.
02:46:27.000You know, if he sticks to the game plan, whatever, they always have a great game plan, and they review it and review it and review it and review it and review it.
02:46:35.000That's why Holly Holm did what she did.
02:46:37.000Even when Ronda went for shit on her that she would usually get, they knew her instincts, they knew what, uh, I forget what that word is, they knew what she was gonna do, and they worked it and drilled it and drilled it.
02:46:48.000She kept her hips low, all those little things, I really don't know.
02:46:51.000I just saw, uh, the guy from George St. Pierre's camp break down the video.
02:48:20.000Robbie's like a straightforward, come towards you, smart, smart with his movement and his angles, very hard to take down, but determined to stand and smash you.
02:48:54.000He falls to the ground and Robbie smashes him again when he's down, and it's just one of the most brutal one-shot knockout power, not power punches, in all of MMA. And he's always trying to do that.
02:49:43.000It's real interesting if Robby decides to just only stand with him, because if Carlo doesn't have to worry about the takedown as much, you get to see a lot more looseness to his striking game.
02:50:12.000This is probably, like, one of the most underrated fights in the 170-pound division right now.
02:50:18.000This is a fight that everybody should be talking about.
02:50:20.000And if these guys had had, like, more, like, on-air fights, like, especially Larkin at 170, and Tumanoff just fought Arbor Alan Joban and just starched him.
02:52:28.000Because for the longest time, they've just been able to use them whenever anything was injured.
02:52:33.000You know, either you used it all the time, like some guys certainly did, or you used it when you had injuries, which is like a very reasonable approach.
02:52:43.000You know, Glace and Tebow just failed two tests.
02:52:48.000Yeah, one for, I don't know what it was, but one was for EPO. And if you look at Gleason Tebow, that guy might have the second best body in the UFC next to fucking, next to Yoel Romero.
02:53:00.000Like, Gleason Tebow is ridiculously shredded, you know?
02:53:04.000It's just that there's a culture of people using banned substances.
02:53:09.000They've been doing it for a long time, I think.
02:53:12.000These guys that UFC hired, they're not fucking around.
02:53:33.000If they have suspicions, like if Novitski suspects something's wrong, he thinks you're cheating, they'll just be up your ass with a microscope.
02:53:41.000So, are they testing you in competition mode or off-season?
02:54:39.000And when they banned him for life, I think that broke his heart.
02:54:42.000And when the UFC couldn't do anything about it because it's the Nevada State Athletic Commission, he's got a fight in court, so he feels abandoned.
02:55:33.000This sport, like the reason why people come and pay all that money and go to see fights and use their credit cards and buy beer and the whole revenue of the town, it's because of the product.
02:57:16.000He used to tell Kato, I want you to attack me no matter what, attack me.
02:57:20.000And he would come home and look around Kato, and he would go into every room, and then he would fucking, he would Kato it for 15 minutes and shit, and then he'd go, huh.
02:57:31.000And then he'd have a bag of groceries, he'd put the groceries down, he'd open up the refrigerator, and Cato would come out of the refrigerator, and grab him and shit.
02:59:33.000So, Brian, you got some shit going on, too, right?
02:59:35.000Yeah, this Saturday, day after Christmas, me and Tony Hinchcliffe and Ashley Barnhill will be in Austin at the Spider House Ballroom, and then followed by Dallas the following day at Hyenas Comedy Club.
02:59:46.000We're doing Kill Tony, followed by a comedy show in both cities.
02:59:49.000You're using, like, local folks for Kill Tony?