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00:01:17.000You can have those headsets on and have a good laugh.
00:01:19.000I think a lot of them say they have policies where someone will tell them, hey, one ear free, you know, so that you can hear someone screaming, my leg's under this thing right now, you know, that kind of shit.
00:01:30.000Isn't that the rule when you're driving?
00:01:31.000Like, you're not allowed to have, like, full headsets on?
00:02:12.000Well, when I was in college, that was the area.
00:02:14.000I never really applied myself in college at all.
00:02:17.000But the one thing that I was thinking of, like, if I had a job, like, what are things that I'm interested in?
00:02:23.000Psychology did come up because I'd read a lot of, like, self-help books and psychology books while I was fighting to try to, like, manage my mind and anxiety and shit like that.
00:04:37.000Yeah, because when you tell someone about your problems, aren't you thinking while you're telling them, like, I don't want to fucking burden this guy with my problems.
00:05:09.000Do you have that when you go on a, you know, double date with your wife and then they start telling you about Sarah and accounting or something?
00:05:17.000Dude, double dates can be fucking brutal.
00:05:21.000Especially the ones my wife wants to set up.
00:06:52.000Probably because that story works in his dad circle, you know, with his other dad friends that are dads on that team, and then, you know, they have kids on that team, and he tells them, can you believe when the coach and the other dads are like, I saw the same thing!
00:10:32.000You know, I saw Dick Gregory talking about him, and it was really interesting.
00:10:36.000Dick Gregory was getting interviewed by this guy, and the guy was talking to him about Michael Jackson, and Dick Gregory just started going off, and he started screaming, he never had a fucking childhood.
00:10:54.000And he's just started going off because I guess he knew Michael Jackson I'm just saying like he missed that part of his childhood like the whole Neverland thing and hanging out with children a big part of that was just that he never had a childhood I think that makes sense.
00:11:08.000It does make sense I don't know if he ever did anything to anybody.
00:11:12.000I don't know cuz I wasn't there obviously But I think a lot of the people that he's hanging around with those little kids.
00:11:19.000Yeah, they're parents They realize, like, this is a fucking golden ticket, even if he never did anything.
00:11:28.000They realize, like, this is a guy, my kids spend the night over this fucking crazy multi-multi-multi-millionaire's house, who's a fucking backyard filled with amusement park rides and toys in his house.
00:14:36.000When you look at someone that became successful, it's so hard to figure out what was it that drove that guy to be so obsessed that he had to be the best baseball player, the best basketball player.
00:16:22.000I was with him in the fucking weight room.
00:16:24.000Like, when you talk to strength and conditioning coaches, they're like, there's muscles on that guy that you really don't develop unless you're picking up heavy shit.
00:19:02.000Have you heard about these super, I don't know the right term, mega marathon people who do the 50 mile ones and then they do them back to back.
00:19:14.000There's a few people that do them day after day after day.
00:24:54.000So my buddy, Josh Potter, who's a great comic out of Buffalo, he turned me on to this.
00:25:01.000Snapchat, for people that don't know, you can post photos, but also videos.
00:25:07.000I think they're 15 seconds, and they time out, and then once they air, they're gone.
00:25:13.000If you follow someone and they post all the time, you're seeing, essentially, a timeline of their day or week.
00:25:22.000Throatzilla came to prominence because she is an escort in the Dallas area, and she's hooked up with a number of high-profile people who she doesn't call out, but one of them...
00:25:36.000Dallas Cowboy offensive lineman Lael Collins hired her to blow him and eat his ass, and she did it, but then he didn't pay her.
00:25:45.000So she put him on blast, called him out, told media outlets, and then I got turned on to her.
00:25:55.000Her Snapchat, because she'll also post sometimes little snaps of her blowing guys and eating their asses, and also running out of gas.
00:30:03.000I have a buddy of mine who hooked up with this girl, and they went back and forth online, and then they got together, and he said immediately, before she even blew him, she went right to his ass.
00:30:34.000A friend of mine said he also had an online hookup where the lady was pretty aggressive with how she was setting it up, and he goes, come on over.
00:35:02.000What do you think, I mean, is it pretty obvious that the attraction there, for people that are attracted to it, is that it looks like something and it's not?
00:35:10.000I mean, is that the appeal, you think?
00:35:12.000Um, I think people that like transgender guys, I mean, there's probably a whole fucking spectrum of different things that people like and why they like it.
00:35:41.000Well, it also could be, That you had some weird experience during your formative period, like when you were young, like when you're developing, apparently, they say.
00:35:51.000Chris Ryan has described this to me, that there's a state, Dr. Chris Ryan, who wrote that book, Sex at Dawn, I do podcasts with him all the time and he was talking about imprinting like as you're young like during your formative years I think it's I think he said between somewhere between like 11 and 13 or 9 and 13 or something like that that something can happen sexually like someone could do something to you sexually maybe a man can do something to you sexually and you might not even be gay but you might get like sexually
00:36:21.000imprinted You know that like that somehow or another excites you in some sort of a weird way.
00:36:36.000Like if you're a supposedly heterosexual man, but you're really into transgender women, There's, you know, you could run a risk of people finding out at work and thinking you're fucked up, you know, or, you know,
00:36:52.000labeling you sort of deviant and thinking like, what else is this fucker into, you know?
00:38:09.000You know, I mean, like, I don't understand how it would bother you when some people are afraid, you know, you're saying, like, the shame and people finding out, but it's amazing to me that it would bother somebody what gets somebody else off.
00:38:24.000We're apparently, when you compare us to the rest of the world, as far as what we like and what we'll accept from society, from people, we're one of the most Puritan cultures on the planet.
00:38:38.000It's so bizarre to think that that's our...
00:38:56.000Yeah, because industry-wise, I'm talking just as a business, there's no other place that's creating the amount of content as the San Fernando Valley.
00:40:19.000I've seen one of those blooper videos where it has the guy, it's like a double team, and one guy finishes on a girl's head, you know, on her hair, and she goes, did you just cum in my hair?
00:40:30.000And the whole scene stops, and there's like a big fight, everyone's screaming and yelling.
00:43:15.000With that Max Hardcore guy, he opened up a woman's asshole with a speculum, then he pissed inside of it, and then attached a straw to it and made her drink his piss out of her asshole that was opened up like a bowl.
00:43:31.000What do you think his imprinting is from childhood?
00:43:54.000Like, I've had this bit for a while that I just never figured out what to do with on stage, but the bit was like, why are they still making porn?
00:44:20.000Well, you could jerk off once an hour, every hour, for the rest of your life, and you would never get through all the porn that's ever been made.
00:44:26.000Through ten lifetimes you could do that.
00:46:18.000There's a thing about watching them, you know, where guys get obsessed with, like, one girl, and then they go to, like, the AVN shows, and they wait in line to get a picture signed.
00:49:15.000It's so strict there like the drivers like they will not violate the speed limit like if you violate the speed limit If you do anything wrong, anything that can allow you to get locked up, who knows what the fuck's going to happen?
00:49:28.000Literally, who knows what's going to happen?
00:49:29.000Especially if you are in a position like a driver or a service person, like a waiter or a waitress or bartender or something like that, you cannot fuck around over there.
00:53:20.000Also, when you do your own show, too, you realize how much is involved in managing the ship, making sure it steers in the right direction, thinking about What the subject you're talking about.
00:54:35.000Being a part of all things comedy is almost like being part of a collective support thing where everybody still owns their own shows, but you just kind of have more power in numbers thing.
00:54:49.000I think the idea behind it was that if we are all together and we can approach people as, here's what doing business with all things comedy means.
00:55:00.000It means you're getting this bundle as opposed to just saying one thing.
00:55:04.000You still get to be your own entity, but you're a part of something when you need to be.
00:55:12.000If my special comes out, so I send out a message to our group, and then everybody who has a podcast will get info about helping to plug my thing.
00:55:48.000I mean, I know we've, as All Things Comedy, we've also worked with sponsors that, you know, the idea was that we're approaching you because we have this collective.
00:58:55.000You don't end up walking into, but if you were to go to, oh, so-and-so's here tonight, and it's sold out, and you walk in, you're like, what the fuck is this?
00:59:53.000He goes, no, no, but there's a lot of people that love this, and this just isn't for, you know, it's not made for you.
01:00:00.000And I started to think of entertainment differently from the moment that was said to me, that I see things now, trailers, posters, commercials for something, and I go, oh, but this is made for a different audience.
01:00:42.000You should be talking about roofing chicks and sticking it in when they're asleep.
01:00:48.000Speaking of Bill Cosby, I watched his lawyer debate some commentator or some television pundit or whatever you would call them, host, and she was explaining You know, how ridiculous these allegations are,
01:01:05.000and how Mr. Cosby, you know, didn't do any of these things, and that all these women, like, their stories, some of them are just, they were like, he grabbed them by the wrist hard, like, some of them aren't even sexual allegations, and she's like...
01:01:20.000Effectively sort of muddying the water, and that he is this very rich, wealthy man, and that has to be taken into consideration that these people are doing this for attention.
01:01:31.000And I was like, wow, this is fascinating to watch the spin, the dance.
01:01:36.000You know, and the guy was saying, well, there's 50 people, though.
01:01:39.000And she was like, well, out of those 50, a lot of them are not even sexual allegations, not even sexual assault allegations, which I didn't know.
01:01:50.000I don't know if he did or not, but I haven't heard of another person ever that's had 50 people claim that he raped them by giving them drugs.
01:03:22.000But it's, you know, I think that the argument that I find the most sort of ignorant and uninformed is the one where people go, why'd they wait that long?
01:03:32.000If you talk to any sex crimes unit officer, detective, any psychologist about victims of sexual assault, it's not unusual for it to go unreported or for it to go a long time without someone wanting to talk about it.
01:06:27.000It's not like an insanely ethical, really educated, super smart, really disciplined, conservative, fiscally conservative person who's going to take care of this money and allocate it correctly.
01:06:40.000You're going to give it to the government, and you're going to create bigger government.
01:06:43.000Bureaucracy red tape more people more bullshit more jobs that are bullshit jobs It's not necessarily gonna help people and then he I think Bernie Sanders says a lot of good shit like People that think that I'm a Bernie Sanders hater,
01:07:01.000I like what he says about marijuana, but he says some fucking silly shit too.
01:07:06.000Here's one of the things that he said that drove me crazy.
01:07:08.000You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country.
01:07:19.000Those two things are totally unrelated.
01:07:51.000When you think about these choices, you're talking about these choices that are created by whatever percentage, whatever number, of 300 million people that has nothing to do with whether or not poor people get fed.
01:08:06.000And taking money away from wealthy people doesn't have anything to do with whether or not poor people get fed.
01:08:14.000I think that one of the things that he said that I agree with wholeheartedly is they need to stop people, these corporations, from hiding their money overseas where they don't have to pay taxes on it.
01:08:28.000If you want all the benefits of living in America, you want all the benefits that are provided to you by this free country, but you want to store your money overseas, fuck you.
01:09:13.000And corporate tax shelters, there's a lot of really sneaky shit where you find out companies made billions of dollars and they paid almost nothing in taxes because of shelters.
01:09:29.000Position on cannabis is it's totally on Unnecessary and criminal to have it illegal.
01:09:34.000I believe 100% on that and I also support him 100% on the idea of a living wage Like if somebody works 40 hours a week, they should be able to feed themselves and have a roof over their head Yeah, I'm 100% down with that I think a minimum wage for a kid who's in high school or something like that still lives their parents That's one thing and I think there are entry-level jobs like that where someone should make whatever it is But it should be enough where you could live You know,
01:10:00.000if you're a person who's 18 years or older and you're working at a job and you are spending eight hours of every 24-hour day working for someone, you should make a living.
01:10:08.000You should be able to feed yourself without worry, clothe yourself.
01:10:38.000So if you had a profitable business, how much of the profit goes to the employees, and how much of the profit goes to the owner of the business?
01:11:00.000See, and that's obviously an extreme example, but in that extreme example, yeah, man, you need to pay more money to people who work for you.
01:11:08.000If they didn't work for you, your job wouldn't work.
01:11:33.000It's horrible when somebody applies themself to a job and can't sustain the minimum, you know, like having a place to live, paying for food.
01:11:43.000The only thing that I'm not smart enough to definitely figure out is, well, what is that number?
01:11:48.000And then, you know, do you then dictate to different places of business, it's got to be this number or it's got to be this percentage at least?
01:11:58.000You know, how do you make it a reality?
01:12:23.000I think that medicine should be just like the police and the fire department.
01:12:27.000I think the people who do it should be paid really well, they should have an incentive to want those jobs, and the people should be able to get the services for free.
01:12:44.000Say if you're a badass fucking knee surgeon, you work on the NBA, and you work on all these different people, and you're just the best at what you do, you should totally be able to work privately.
01:13:22.000I know a couple Canadian people that when shit got serious, you know, and they needed to see a cardiovascular surgeon, and they talked about that weight, that they were like, fuck it, let's fly over to the Mayo Clinic.
01:14:14.000There really shouldn't be an excuse for that.
01:14:15.000No, but you know, also you're dealing with crime, you're dealing with extreme levels of poverty.
01:14:20.000Engineering that and trying to fix that is not an easy task, but I just don't think you do that by limiting the amount of underarm sprays or toothpaste or fucking the flavors of ice cream or whatever the fuck you want to...
01:15:01.000Well, I think he's playing to what he knows will get...
01:15:04.000People go, you're goddamn right, you know, at that place.
01:15:07.000Yeah, he knows that saying those controversial things that are going to get in the paper are also going to get people going, well, at least someone's saying it.
01:15:32.000If he took that money that his father gave him, his father gave him two million bucks to start his business, If he took that money and put it in a mutual account, it would be worth way more than he currently is worth.
01:15:52.000Well, if he put that money in a mutual fund, that would have been probably around 35 years ago, $2 million, his net worth Conservatively, it's around $4.5 billion.
01:16:05.000I mean, do you really think that a mutual fund would have...
01:17:40.000But I don't think he can hang at all with the elite politicians when it comes to substance and knowing actual policy, knowing details.
01:17:50.000That's a good point, but here's the question.
01:17:52.000Is anybody who's running for president an elite politician?
01:17:56.000Well, I mean, you'd have to say that Hillary's at least way more savvy and knows a lot more about how certainly, you know, how the world works, international affairs.
01:20:06.000Anytime, so if this is CNN, and we're in your host of CNN show, and I'm somebody saying like, well, you know, Trump is, he's completely unqualified, and this claim he made is idiotic.
01:20:17.000He then tweets, saw Tom Segura on CNN. Guy's always been a fucking loser.
01:21:43.000If they write an article in the Washington Post, the Washington Post, which has been on the decline for years, had an article written by this loser.
01:23:57.000He was also, when his father died in 1974, him and his siblings took over a $200 million real estate business, which he may have gotten around $40 million of.
01:24:07.000The bottom of this says if he invested that since 1974 in the S&P 500, he could be worth around $3 billion today.
01:24:22.000So his current claimed network of $8.7 billion would equate to around $120 million in 1974, which is right in the middle of estimates of what he inherited.
01:24:51.000Okay, so what they're saying is, here's a clear example.
01:24:54.000It says, if he had invested the $40 million in an S&P 500 index fund, he'd be worth about $3 billion today, which is in line with the third-party estimates of $3 billion and $4 billion, which is his net worth.
01:25:08.000So they estimate between $3 and $4 billion.
01:28:29.000And Ben Carson should be involved, too, just to tell us that the Earth is 10,000 years old and Jesus rode a unicorn through the fucking Garden of Eden.
01:29:05.000Sarah Palin talked to, allegedly, obviously this is all anecdotal, but she allegedly talked to a librarian in Alaska and told the librarian that she saw photos on the internet of a dinosaur footprint with a human footprint inside of it.
01:29:52.000It's like, as soon as we can read minds and figure out exactly what people, what their intention is and what their past is, and you have to sign up for the mind-reading machine in order to be president, that's going to be the end.
01:30:07.000I do think, I look at it so much differently now at this age when I see people, I'm like, you're just, they're all just egomaniacs.
01:30:14.000Their egos are climbing out of their skin to want to be, to go through that, to be the president.
01:30:21.000Well, Obama's publicly stated that it's not what he thought it was, and that all these people that are lining up to do it, like, listen, the fame wears off, is what he said.
01:30:31.000And then people criticized him by taking that quote out of context and showing a bunch of pictures of him with famous people, smiling and laughing, handing out with Jay-Z and rich people, and ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:30:43.000And then there was this whole story about his vacations, how much his vacations cost while he was in the White House.
01:30:49.000All the president's vacations cost a ton.
01:32:44.000Social justice warriors are always saying that you should ask people what their correct gender pronouns are because some people like to use Z and H-I-R and all these different non-conventional gender pronouns because they're either genderqueer and they don't want to be labeled in a specific male or female gender.
01:33:06.000Your setup for this is exhausting, just to you know.
01:33:26.000See, you're paying attention to Throatzilla.
01:33:31.000And I'm paying attention to ridiculous social requirements that people in college today are asking people to do.
01:33:38.000And they want people to ask other people's social, you know, like they have like this real rigid idea of how you're supposed to behave socially.
01:33:47.000And you're supposed to ask their preferred gender pronouns.
01:33:49.000Like, I can't just assume that you are a man.
01:33:55.000There's a guy, we had this guy on who was a guest who said that one of his colleagues was, I think he was fired, because he refused to, he had a student in his class that would change his gender pronoun from him to her and her to him.
01:34:10.000And it would go back and forth, back and forth, depending on what days of the week.
01:34:14.000Like, some days he wanted to be a girl, and some days he wanted to be a boy, and this professor was not willing to do that, and so he was fired.
01:34:44.000And so, like, they sent it home with people to, like, I want you to be aware of these potential gender pronouns and gender-neutral pronouns that you should be aware that people want them to use.
01:40:35.000So that in the unlikely event that I am elected to office and there's not an immediate military coup d'etat to take me out of power, this country will engage in an unprecedented revolution politically to take on the billionaire class.
01:40:57.000Because in a society with a top 1% of the top 10% of the top 1% of the top 10% of the top 1% of the top 10% for those of you not tracking it that's.00000001 of the top 1% This is a great country.
01:41:39.000The minute I become president, we start the Anchor Baby program where we start bronzing Mexican immigrants and putting them on naval ships so that they're put to use finally.
01:41:51.000I'm just saying, bronze them and make it a real thing.
01:42:14.000That is true, but it happened while it was simultaneously being struck by lightning, giving me a rare superpower where I am simultaneously completely bald and I have more hair than anyone else running for president.
01:44:22.000And if you're a media-savvy guy, and I gotta assume that anybody who grows up where his fucking dad was president and his brother was president, boy, if anybody understands that business, it's him and Hillary.
01:54:32.000And that's the reason why they're giant.
01:54:34.000But they have observed that in humans.
01:54:37.000Like, there's a direct relation to the size of the testicles because the more sluts there are in the area, the more competition there is to get your sperm in.
01:55:38.000If you're, like, around a lot of promiscuous women, like on a porn set, then that jizz that gets in a girl's eyes could probably blind her.
01:56:49.000I'm eating it, and we caught it, Mommy!
01:56:52.000They're so excited, but we went out in Mexico, and there was like a hundred yards, like a football field size, of all these jacks, like amber jacks, I guess they are, skip jacks?
01:58:08.000We couldn't have even eaten all of it, so I gave half of it to the guy who ran the boat, and then we took half of it, and half of the fish was enough for my whole family.
02:03:45.000When they do Hollywood accounting on movies, we have a movie that made a hundred million dollars and they tell the actors, I'm sorry, no profit.
02:03:51.000Didn't really make that kind of money.
02:03:52.000Yeah, we'd love to give you what you deserve, but we can't because the accounting, it says that we didn't make any money.
02:06:42.000The more you watch shows like that, you understand that pilots are tough to introduce a world, introduce characters, make you care about what's going on.
02:06:49.000But once, if you can get over that hurdle, and you get to the second or third, and when it's good, like I said, Bloodline, I was totally...
02:06:58.000Impressed with after I got through a couple episodes.
02:07:01.000And Fargo, which is not a Netflix thing, but both of those seasons, you know, the first season pilot of Fargo is just one of the best pilots I've ever seen.
02:13:14.000Yeah, and I have a story about a movie theater fight that I got into, and yeah, there's all kinds of stories in it, so I called it mostly stories.
02:13:35.000But there's something, I was just in the mood for some comedy, and I know you're hilarious, but I was really weird.
02:13:42.000My phone, like when you have Bluetooth synced up to your phone, and your phone, if it starts, when I get in my car, I don't know what the settings are or why it does this, but my car will just all of a sudden start playing, like from the moment, because it's synced up to Bluetooth,
02:13:59.000it has Bluetooth for music, so when I get in my car, it'll all of a sudden start playing music.
02:14:05.000It plays your fucking Serena Williams bit every time.
02:16:10.000I had that thing where I, that was kind of the idea behind when I did my first album called Thrilled, where I do like a parody of Michael Jackson's Thriller.
02:16:18.000The whole idea, like part of the fun of that was so that I, because I knew that people who got the album had a good chance of in their library having it next to Michael Jackson's Thriller.
02:20:27.000But the Marky Mark movie, he doesn't look like a guy who's actually been boxing.
02:20:33.000He looks like a guy who knows how to throw punches.
02:20:35.000But there's a big difference between a guy who knows how to throw punches and a guy who knows how to throw punches anticipating that somebody punches back and the idea of an actual boxer.
02:20:44.000There's a difference between knowing that a guy is going to stand in front of you like a Rocky movie or a guy who looks like a boxer.
02:20:51.000And Daniel Day-Lewis is the only guy I've ever seen in a movie that actually looks like a boxer.
02:20:56.000This is him jumping rope, but maybe there's a...
02:22:05.000Well, no, I think part of it is now, is that we've seen a lot.
02:22:09.000Like, there's a point where you go, I know, even though it might be worth telling, I've seen a number of Holocaust movies, or I've seen a number of civil rights, you know, American stories.
02:22:23.000So when those come out, you go, I kind of know the story.
02:23:36.000Everybody keeps fucking telling me that is the number one thing that people tweet me about, other than that I'm wrong about Bernie Sanders.
02:26:15.000I remember he rolled with this one guy, and the guy tapped him really quick, and the guy realized he wasn't fighting back, and he looked at him, and the guy tried to keep going.
02:26:41.000He would say weird shit to guys, you know?
02:26:44.000Like, one time, uh, I would wear a jockstrap, and then, uh, over my jockstrap, I would put a cup on, you know, and the cup goes in a jockstrap.
02:26:54.000He goes, yeah, you wear two jockstraps?
02:26:58.000And I just looked at him like, why are you staring at me getting changed and commenting on him?
02:27:04.000And the way he would do it is like this longing look in his face, like just hoping that you just pull your cock out and just stuff it in his mug.
02:29:17.000I remember buying too, buying porn in those.
02:29:21.000If you go to a porn store, it's one thing, but if you go to a regular store that has porn and you buy a porn and then you get the checkout person who's totally judging you.
02:29:30.000You're a real fucking pig, you know that?
02:30:01.000Then they started going, what's all the hair?
02:30:03.000And then something happened where the industry recognized that it looks weird when you see all this asshole hair and you've got a fucking camera three inches away from it and some dude's hairy ass and his ball back are slapping up against her hair.
02:30:17.000They're like, look, we've got to clean this up.
02:31:09.000I saw this one where this girl, they laid her down on a bed, and her head hung off the edge of the bed, and guys just took turns just mouth-fucking her.
02:31:22.000Just, and slobber, and she was like puking up saliva, coughing and spitting, and then she would And they would just right back in there and the next guy would do it and these guys were these giant cocked black guys with these big meaty asses and they'd just pound her fucking mouth.
02:34:01.000They made some comment about waxing and hair, and I said something to them, like, well, next time I'm in town, I would do that, you know, to my ass.
02:34:10.000Because I'd heard about how it ups your wipe game so much.
02:41:38.000I just want to say everybody, if you're watching this, you need to watch Tom Segura on Netflix starting January 8th.
02:41:47.000It's called Mostly Stories, and it's fucking hilarious, and I've seen most of what Mostly Stories is, and it's gut-wrenchingly hilarious, you fucks!
02:41:57.000Before you watch F is for Family, or Narcos, or any of that shit, watch Mostly Stories, January 8th, Friday, on Netflix.
02:42:16.000You can also listen to your mom's house with Tom and his lovely wife, Christina P. Congratulations on the little bambino, the little Tom Segura with his giant hog.