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00:01:13.000On a torn ACL. I think if he did, it wasn't for very long.
00:01:18.000I think he just went ahead and got it fixed real quick.
00:01:21.000And then, you know, because if you get your ACL fixed and they give you like these pretty lightweight carbon fiber braces, you could walk around in it like okay.
00:01:32.000Like it's not cool, like it's not, you don't want to go long distances, but they can kind of brace you up pretty good with a minimal brace post-surgery.
00:01:41.000You just got to be real careful with it.
00:01:42.000You know, you don't want to hurt it again.
00:01:44.000When I hurt my knee recently, I had to go to CVS and get like one of those knee things for my knee.
00:01:49.000I had to buy like a cane and so I have all these like knee things.
00:02:46.000And I constantly think about it too because it's it always happens when I'm just like doing something mild like I'll turn to the side But I'll pivot on it or something that just pops out you probably have at the very least like something wrong with your meniscus it could be like I used to have this thing called a bucket handle tear and What it would be is you know like a bucket handle like flip over?
00:03:09.000You know one way or the other well it gets stuck and Like flipped.
00:03:14.000Like a piece tears and then it gets stuck like wedged up.
00:03:52.000My old roommate had this thing where his shoulder would always pop out of place and he'd be like, oh my god, ow, ow, but then he would have to hit it against the wall to pop it back in.
00:04:17.000Yeah, people that have serious shoulder surgery are pretty universal in saying it sucks, depending upon how badly you fuck it up.
00:04:24.000But like, you know, like a guy like Cain Velasquez, he's had it, and he came back from it, but it took a long-ass time before he was fighting again.
00:06:20.000You know, we had this guy on Mark Sisson the other day, and he's the author of The Primal Blueprint, and he was talking about he had irritable bowel syndrome, which whenever I hear that, I don't even want to know what that is.
00:07:51.000Like your genetic ancestors or something?
00:07:54.000Yeah, they were trying to, like, say, oh, you're a specific type, and that type needs a lot of red meat.
00:08:00.000You know, you're this type, that type needs a lot of carbs.
00:08:03.000It seems like that makes sense, getting some kind of, like, you know, scan of your body, of what your body needs or lacks or needs more of than other people.
00:08:41.000Because I think that's what the ancestral diet idea is.
00:08:45.000The idea this Mark Sisson guy was talking about that's really fascinating to me is that when you're taking in all these carbs, you're taking in a lot of sugar.
00:08:57.000And when you eliminate sugar and eliminate inflammatory foods, your body operates more efficiently.
00:10:28.000People that really started doing a lot of cardio, doing a lot of running and things along those lines, that's something that's supposed to be specifically good.
00:10:38.000You need both kinds of things for your life.
00:10:41.000You need some kind of strenuous stuff, whether it's body weight stuff, push-ups or something like that, or anything that really gets your strength going.
00:10:52.000And then you need something that's just cardiovascular.
00:10:56.000When you do those things together, man, your body just relaxes.
00:11:27.000When you wake up, it's just right there.
00:11:28.000I've always done that in hotel rooms, and I've always felt like a creep.
00:11:32.000Yeah, you feel like when you're in Vegas or something like that.
00:11:35.000Well, I always feel like when I'm in a hotel room, when I'm closing all the windows, closing all the curtains, there's something about locking yourself in a totally dark room in a strange place.
00:14:00.000But the other guy was blue because he drank colloidal silver every day because he thought it would like...
00:14:08.000Heal, you know, like fixed diseases or something like that and Someone explained some scientists explained it might have been Neil deGrasse Tyson.
00:14:16.000I forget who it was but they explained why Drinking colloidal silver would have that effect on your body.
00:14:24.000I don't think it was Neil deGrasse Tyson I can't remember who it was.
00:14:27.000But anyway, they went into this scientific explanation of why drinking colloidal silver can permanently stain You're body purple like that guy.
00:14:36.000He must have drank like massive quantities of it.
00:14:39.000But I forget what the reaction is, but the reaction's permanent.
00:15:08.000The gas vents, called fumaroles, which blast hot sulphur gas, stain the surrounding landscape of bright yellow, and the ignited sulphur burns with a blue thing.
00:15:22.000I'm a photographer and a filmmaker from Liverpool, UK, but currently based in Chicago.
00:15:28.000The blue flame is too dim to be seen in the daylight, so I had to wait until dusk for it to be seen.
00:15:33.000And the moonlight was dull enough to show the flames as well as reveal the surrounding landscape.
00:15:39.000I also used long exposures in many of my images, which allows for pictures which show an extended period of time rather than a split second.
00:15:48.000I'm playing a horrible instrument while talking.
00:16:37.000I wonder if this is just a photo trick, like, yeah, there's a little blue flame to it, so I'm going to keep the exposure open a little so it looks a little bit more blue than it would with your naked eye.
00:22:40.000It's always amazing to see someone's expression, and when someone does something that's really dope, it's cool, it gives us all this good feeling.
00:24:26.000Because they've killed hikers, like, more than, I think it was...
00:24:33.000More than one attack, and I know at least one dead, over the last five or six years, because they think that these bears are getting too accustomed to being around people.
00:24:43.000They know that if you break into someone's car, they usually have food in there.
00:24:47.000They know that coolers usually have food in them.
00:26:44.000Have you ever wondered if we can feel Wi-Fi?
00:26:50.000Have you ever wondered if we can feel electricity in a room?
00:26:54.000Maybe it's not enough where we can tell for sure if it was happening or if it's not happening, but enough where there's just a subtle underlying thing that your body's experiencing.
00:27:06.000It doesn't really make sense like a radio wave like radio waves Wi-Fi satellites I mean satellite radio and TV satellite signals GPS signals What's all this we're sure for sure is this not doing anything to us because we haven't really been doing that for that long Is that something to be worried about you know If you take a cat who's the most sensitive animal ever,
00:27:33.000that cat's just sitting there, and you turn on something right next to it that has wifi, right next to his little whiskers, you would think it would even maybe twitch just a teeny bit.
00:32:39.000It's always her around a corner, and he'll be hanging out, and she'll be like...
00:32:46.000He doesn't know that she's back there, so she knows he doesn't know, so her little legs start shaking, and her tail starts flickering, and she's moving real close, and then she pounces on him!
00:32:57.000And fucks him up, and then he, what the fuck, bitch?
00:32:59.000And he backs up, and they chase each other for a couple feet.
00:34:39.000There's a lot of people that, you know, like, you go to the comedy store and you look at the walls of how many, you know, great comics that just fucking disappeared.
00:34:50.000And I'll sit there sometimes and just Google everybody's name that's on the wall, like, you know, see where they're at now.
00:34:57.000It's amazing how they just fall off, like, just disappear and never do anything.
00:35:02.000Like, what happened to this person, this person, and this person?
00:35:06.000Yeah, I mean, people get lost in life and people move on to other shit, too, though.
00:35:11.000You know, sometimes people just decide they don't want the stress of performing anymore.
00:35:15.000Maybe they like other creative endeavors.
00:35:18.000You know, you and I talked about that for a while when you weren't doing stand-up.
00:35:23.000You know, you were making these funny videos and you were like, well, you know, I'm already kind of a comedian.
00:35:28.000You know, it's just my audience is the internet when you were doing videos, which...
00:35:32.000That was an excuse because I didn't want to do stand-up.
00:35:35.000I mean, after I did that Bob Hope joke, I'm like, I'm good.
00:36:12.000You hear, like, the hardcore bros talking like that.
00:36:15.000I can see, it's hard, because to be a stand-up, you really still, even know how rich you get, if you become a movie star, you're a millionaire, you still have to go in practice and go to the comedy club.
00:36:26.000So I can see where it's easy to quit if you get to a certain point where you're like, you know what, I'm a grown adult, I'm rich, I have a wife and kids, I don't want to go to this little shitty club and practice these new jokes, you know?
00:36:37.000So I can see how it's easy to get out of comedy, you know?
00:36:47.000Say if you started some pursuit in your life, like if you started off and you were a painter.
00:36:54.000You went to painting school and all that shit and you got through it and you became a respected artist and you were painting all the time, but you fucking hated painting.
00:40:15.000What if you get whiskied up and you're working on your fucking draw length in your hotel room and you send your arrow flying through the middle of the electrical box and cause a fucking 13-story fire that kills a thousand people?
00:40:27.000Yeah, but what if you use the steak knife from your steak and you just start stabbing everybody?
00:40:31.000I would think that a steak knife would be way more dangerous than a bow.
00:40:35.000You've got to stop putting ideas in people's heads.
00:40:39.000I always freak out where you can't have a razor blade on the airplane, but yet you can have a MacBook Pro that you can smack over the head of somebody and probably kill them.
00:40:48.000It's hard to grip those for real impact, but a skateboard.
00:40:52.000You could fuck somebody up on a skateboard.
00:40:58.000They were going to change it, but I don't think they did.
00:41:00.000They were going to make it so that it's legal to bring pool cues on.
00:41:05.000But I think they made it so that it's not anymore.
00:41:10.000Because, like, they thought that you beat people up with a pool cue.
00:41:13.000But a skateboard's probably a better weapon than a pool cue.
00:42:34.000The front and the back it might even just be cored where they they drill through the actual hard wood and they stuff a core in there of a softer wood so the cue achieves like the desired look and maybe uniform feel but it has a lower mass a lower weight so you can get it down to like maybe even below 19 ounces or you know for reasonably well done cue but if you hit somebody ahead with that it's gonna break For the most part,
00:43:03.000Yeah, but if you get one of those fucking house cues, like those full splice house cues, and you grab the hard end, the dark end, you can beat the fuck out of somebody with one of those.
00:43:54.000You could be some fucking, you know, Incredible Hulk type character and just smash on the first attempt, but I would imagine, like, it's a much harder and denser, like, weapon than a standard,
00:44:51.000Terence McKenna in an old lecture was talking about catching bugs and that there's something like because we used to eat bugs a lot when we were like primates that there's almost like this genetic excitement thing that comes when you catch a bug that's similar to what happens when you catch a fish.
00:45:11.000You know that thing that happens when you catch a fish?
00:46:42.000Because this fucking fish is pulling out line, and you finally get him in there, and you suck him out of his dimension, and he's flopping around in your boat.
00:46:56.000500 years from now, let's say, 500 years, they're definitely going to figure out how to take animals and make them be able to communicate to us.
00:47:33.000That's the argument of like the the vegan movement that makes the most sense because if we really knew but here's the thing A lot of these motherfuckers, they don't even care about each other.
00:47:45.000Like those deer that I eat, they kill each other all the time.
00:47:48.000They fucking stab each other with the horns that grow out of their heads.
00:51:30.000And they just fucking just, just, you made me picture it, because I remember hearing, uh, I think Mike Rowe, the guy from Dirty Jobs, talking on, uh, the Opie and Jimmy show one day about it.
00:51:39.000Like, he went out, I think he went out with these people for a few nights in a row and made a little documentary online.
00:51:43.000I'm trying to find it right now, but, uh.
00:55:52.000I had some some work done on my basement and I'm just thinking maybe there was like something trapped in the wall that like as They were cut into the wall.
00:58:07.000And out of nowhere, that took two years of everyone's life following this guy's story.
00:58:11.000And still, it's still fascinating to this day.
00:58:14.000When you see him on TV, when there's some sort of a prison thing going on, and you see they have photos of him, and they're moving him around or something like that, it's like, whoa.
00:58:26.000I wonder if there's any way to do any new evidence using today's DNA technology to find out if he, you know, like this making the murder, you know, you haven't watched it yet.
00:58:36.000Just making this murder things interesting because of like, you know, like the technology that they're using like and stuff like JonBenet Ramsey, like it seems like they should be able to find who killed her now using today's technology.
00:58:47.000Yeah, I don't know how much evidence they still have that they have saved.
01:00:04.000He's done these crazy stories that have no explanation for who did what and someone else has got blame for it.
01:00:10.000It's a crazy story too, but who knows if there's anything in there.
01:00:15.000Well, I don't know, man, but the point being, if they wanted to try to figure out who the murderer was today, you would have a real problem, I think, with the evidence being contaminated.
01:00:29.000I mean, how much evidence do they have?
01:00:30.000How long does a body last before you can exhume it and examine it?
01:01:11.000And he was just hiking, and there's just a girl dead on the trail, because there's like a trail that goes on the bottom of it.
01:01:19.000And then somebody told me, I don't know if this is true, but somebody told me that when they have huge rainstorms, that all these bones just kind of wash down from this big...
01:01:27.000Okay, that sounds like some Scooby-Doo shit.
01:01:32.000But yeah, they say the bones washed down the mountain and then like in the trail that you'll just like see like little bone here and there that From bodies that like jumped and were never found in this like side of this Wow, if there's that many people have done it.
01:01:47.000I mean, it's totally It's not like they're gonna do a thorough job of cleaning you if you jump off a bridge and splatter all over the rocks Yeah.
01:02:38.000I don't know what it's called, but there's this thing in Mexico where it's a restaurant that's up in the air where you're sitting, glass bottom, in the middle of the air just eating.
01:05:04.000Poor Lee, though, spent the night at the studio, though, and I'm just like, man, if you eat acid, that's like a 10 to 11 hour trip usually.
01:05:11.000So Joey, after the podcast, was probably like, alright, Lee, take care.
01:05:14.000And this poor Lee's just sitting there tripping on acid in this random office building somewhere.
01:05:21.000Oh, how long does acid typically last?
01:05:24.000It used to last, I would say, about 11 hours, too.
01:05:27.000You're like, alright, I think I can go to bed now.
01:07:19.000Yeah, there's a few drugs, like, in the early 80s, 70s, that it seems like people used to always talk about that, like, that don't exist anymore.
01:08:33.000So this guy was essentially saying that he's not on Bill Cosby's side, but that the actual law, the way the law is written, he gave him some sort of a deal Yeah.
01:10:03.000I think a lot of them are saying it's blacking out.
01:10:05.000You know, man, the trauma of that, can you imagine?
01:10:09.000If you just thought that guy was really cool and you wanted to hang out with him and you woke up with one shoe on and your panties are down by your ankles and you realize what happened, you'd be like, what?
01:11:00.000Well, they say honestly when you drink a lot that's it starts happening like later in your life that like people that are They're getting drunk like five six nights a week and I'm not saying you necessarily were but their their tolerance Starts to like drop off their body's ability to fight it off starts to like drop off and the propensity towards blackouts and It's when the way it's been explained to me by someone who had a problem with it,
01:11:30.000that it gets to this point where it's just like super common to black out, where it didn't used to be.
01:13:36.000They have tests now that they can immediately just test you and they're not the most accurate.
01:13:41.000So that's the only thing that you have going for you.
01:13:44.000But if they pull you over and there's smoke coming out of your window or they see a joint on you that just got burnt, they can test you now and go, oh yeah, you have marijuana in your system, you got a DUI. No matter if you have a license no matter if you have anything and it's totally like one of those things he's telling me I'm like Jesus Christ you know like I you don't think about that it is still illegal and yeah well even if it wasn't Illegal,
01:14:13.000okay, let's just say it's legal right.
01:14:14.000I think we can all Point to like at least one or two people that we know that probably shouldn't drive high and Yeah.
01:14:40.000It's like a judgment impairment, perhaps, or just freak out, anxiety, like that kind of impairment and inability to recognize when to merge, when not to merge.
01:15:24.000Dude, those things, if you don't want to play games, if you want to just get crazy, just chug one of those big ones, like the ones that look like the lemonade cans, those giant lemonade cans.
01:16:01.000I was going to add to what you were just saying, though, but there's a certain amount of people you know that shouldn't be driving anyway, even when they're stone sober.
01:17:15.000objective view of life and death and the cycle of things and the Sun running out of fuel eventually, this planet no longer being viable for life, that all those things are gonna happen millions and millions of years in the future.
01:18:09.000What is this weird thing that only has a hundred years of life and just starts to figure out how bizarre and weird this whole thing is before it's snuffed out?
01:18:19.000And the new ones, what they're Similarly short lifespan, benefit from all the information passed on by the ones before them, but still, go through life like it's a dream.
01:18:31.000Still, do everything you do and think, is this real?
01:19:21.000I think, you know, if you had kids today, I think they're a little bit luckier because I feel like we're on the cuff of being able to download us, you know, very soon.
01:19:32.000And I don't think we might miss it just by like a couple years.
01:19:35.000I think we will become incredibly annoying spammers of ourselves.
01:19:51.000And there'll be doubles and triples of people all throughout this artificial world that we've created of hyperspace.
01:19:58.000We're going to have like a hyperspace cloud drive of humanity that's going to be just as fucking crowded as Earth.
01:20:05.000And we're going to go, shit, we don't have enough hard drive space in the fucking cloud, and these assholes keep copying themselves because they want to be immortal.
01:20:14.000So rich guys would have a cloud server of 200 trillion terabytes, and it would just be filled with copies of themselves.
01:20:21.000And then they would just send out fucking fake emails.
01:22:48.000Well, do you remember when we were talking a long time ago about being able to recreate a celebrity in some sort of an artificial life that will have sex with you?
01:23:29.000We're going to get there within the next, I'd say 100 years, where they're going to have these artificial people that you can have sex with that are, you're not going to be able, they're going to be like Blade Runner things.
01:23:39.000You're starting to describe an episode of Black Mirror that you haven't seen yet.
01:24:20.000I have the picture over here, but it doesn't say the name.
01:24:23.000I think it's totally possible that we're going to be able to replicate what we are.
01:24:30.000It might not happen in our lifetime or even our children's lifetime, but it just seems to me that they just keep getting better and better at fixing things and using, like, Willie Nelson just had a stem cell operation to fix his lungs.
01:25:39.000If you use something abrasive on your lungs, like cigarette smoke, like even joints, I've got to imagine that if you're like one of those hardened leather-lunged hash heads that's just constantly...
01:26:12.000So cigarette smoke is real bad because there's all these chemicals.
01:26:15.000So they might be able to figure out something that can regenerate healthy tissue and get rid of the bad tissue.
01:26:22.000Maybe they could give you some sort of a flush, you know, where they would fill your lungs up with something and it would just eradicate all the bad tissue.
01:28:28.000Apparently there's still a rule in the federal code of regulations that they have to have an ashtray.
01:28:34.000And I think it's only because in 1973 a flight crashed and killed 123 people and the attributed reason was because a cigarette was improperly disposed of.
01:29:18.000I mean, I have a bit about it, but there's some kind of science where they say every pack of cigarettes takes off 30 minutes off your life or something like that.
01:29:29.000And then if you figure out how many years you smoke, then you're like, yeah, I don't want to live to be 100, so I'll live to be 77. That's fine.
01:29:38.000There's a bunch of those bits out there that are exactly the same as that bit.
01:30:06.000It's the last 20. Like, there was a bunch of people that did that.
01:30:09.000Yeah, there's a few bits that I have retired, and it's just amazing how, you know, with all this Amy Schumer stuff and all that, I saw a I met a girl the other day.
01:31:20.000Happens all the time because if you can see funny in something other people could see funny in something It's not we're not talking about some insane bizarre esoteric Mr. Show with Bob and Dave sketch like they had some really bizarre if you stole one of those sketches like Dude,
01:31:36.000it's pretty obvious that this they have like really bizarre original subjects It's a very strange show and the way it's seamless it goes from one scene to the next and and one each show is like an entire piece It's all connected Have you seen the new show?
01:31:54.000But if you're just dealing with, like, standard subjects, like sex and relationships and marriage and diseases and work and drinking and, you know, whatever the fuck it sketches on, just normal stuff, normal life stuff, if you...
01:32:09.000Other people talk about that too, especially with sketches.
01:32:13.000Do you know how many fucking sketches have been put out?
01:32:16.000We were thinking about this because of this whole thing.
01:32:18.000Think about all the years of Saturday Night Live.
01:32:20.000Saturday Night Live has been on for how many years?
01:35:11.000I think it was writers, and I think she needs to kind of stand up and be like, look, it wasn't me, and this guy stole two bits, and this guy stole two bits.
01:35:46.000So if somebody tried to sell those to me, I'd be like, oh, that's a good sketch.
01:35:51.000So I guess every time a sketch comes up, you've got to enter that premise into Google.
01:35:57.000Jim Norton and I were just talking about it this weekend.
01:35:59.000If you're writing hundreds and hundreds of sketches, if you're doing a Saturday Night Live or something like that, how do you find out whether or not this premise has been done before?
01:36:41.000Unless they come out and say, hey, I saw that guy do it, and that's where I came up with the bit, and I tried to pretend I wrote it myself.
01:36:47.000Unless they come out and say that, it's so hard to figure out what's going on.
01:37:24.000And the real problem lies in when people lie and steal and then pretend they didn't.
01:37:31.000So if someone is, you know, you have a bit, it's a killer bit, and this guy just swipes it and starts doing it and goes, dude, I came up with the exact same bit.
01:38:41.000As a comic, if you follow that kind of rule where you're not really watching comedy, even if you did come up with the same present, you could say with a straight face, look, I've never seen you.
01:39:08.000But that's why I would have to tell you, in certain circumstances, jokes that are really common, like the one that you did know that was really common about the last 20 years.
01:40:40.000And I say fans, and I use it in the loosest term possible, because some of them are actual fans of the person they're going after, and some of them are just not.
01:40:49.000You know, some of them, they've been looking for some reason why this person is no good for a while, and then when they find this, they just go wild with it, and they love it.
01:41:00.000So they're not necessarily fans of the person.
01:41:02.000So if they're making a video about her, they're not necessarily fans of her, but they might call themselves comedy fans.
01:41:09.000And so they see something like this happen and they get furious.
01:41:13.000Just have to be real careful because there's a giant issue with it being a bunch of people writing on a show and doing sketches.
01:41:23.000It's so fucking hard to know where those things are coming from.
01:41:50.000The people that write for these kind of shows don't think it's that bad, especially since it's all the same network.
01:41:57.000Well, I think, first of all, there's some people that write, and this isn't to hold stand-up comics in some crazy high form of ethics and morality, but there's some people that write on shows that are not stand-up comedians, and their ideas about ideas are different than our ideas about our ideas.
01:42:20.000Some of them will pilfer an idea whether it's take it from a book and rearrange it Take it from a video and transcribe it and don't give the person credit who said it the first time when when people are taking Jokes from comedians and using them to create sketches with them and pretending that they came up with them on their own It's you know,
01:42:45.000It's fucking gross But they probably aren't comedians.
01:42:49.000So it's like if you had a really funny line for a joke that was a lyric of a song, and you heard it in a song, and you're like, ooh, I'm going to put this in my act.
01:43:01.000I'm going to have this amazing punchline in my act that is from this song.
01:43:07.000So the joke in the song is, I'm going to pretend I came up with it on my own, put it in my act.
01:43:12.000It's like similar in that kind of a way, you know what I'm saying?
01:43:56.000One thing I always thought was interesting is, because just from watching so many roast battles and stuff like that, is how...
01:44:02.000Roast jokes are like the same jokes that they've used for, you know, years and years and years and years just kind of rebranded and like, and it used to be totally acceptable before there was internet before there was TV shows, you know, like the Friars Club and all that stuff like that.
01:44:20.000They're all kind of like, Taking from each other and reusing shit that Charlie Chaplin may have said.
01:44:27.000It's just interesting that that's one of the few things in comedy that it's kind of like an unspoken thing, but who cares?
01:44:37.000No one's getting mad if you reuse a roast joke that Milton Berle's mom made.
01:44:44.000Yeah, but they probably would if they were roast fans.
01:44:47.000Hinchcliffe would probably be mad because he's a roast fan.
01:44:50.000Yeah, well now, with TV and stuff like that, it's interesting because if they have a roast show on Comedy Central, or somebody does a joke on that, and they reuse it in their roast a few years later, now it's like, oh, you can't do that anymore,
01:45:06.000even though you used to be able to do it, and that was the whole thing.
01:45:09.000I wonder if that's what the whole thing was.
01:45:11.000I mean, that's what it was in the Catskills days.
01:45:46.000You know how popular Dirty Dancing was and how popular that soundtrack was that they released a soundtrack like two months after that had none of the music from the movie, but it was just called like Dirty Dancing Soundtrack Part Two.
01:45:59.000It was just a way to sell another CD. That is every girl's dream.
01:46:04.000A beautiful man who can dance is a really manly man who will fight to defend his right to dance.
01:46:39.000Like, this fucking guy died from cigarettes, and he's not that old.
01:46:45.000There's a lot of people that are way older than him that are doing great.
01:46:50.000And there's women that have been smoking two packs of cigarettes every day since their whole life, and they're 102. Right, right, but they look like monsters.
01:48:55.000It's like a piece of civilization just strapped into some cultural, iconic, ridiculine movie.
01:49:05.000They just remade another movie that was a good one of his called Point Break, which I heard...
01:49:09.000I didn't see it, but I heard it wasn't great.
01:49:11.000The premise wasn't even the same movie, though, but are you worried about Roadhouse coming back out and being a totally different kind of thing?
01:50:26.000There's a good amount of work you should do, but there's a lot of people that pride themselves in working too much and wearing themselves out.
01:50:33.000It's something they carry around like a shield.
01:50:37.000If you don't have to do it, I understand if you have to do it, but if you don't have to do it, you should probably have some fun.
01:50:45.000Don't get overwhelmed with the desire to succeed.
01:50:50.000Your whole life could pass you by if you're one of those Gordon Gekko assholes.
01:50:54.000Your whole life could pass you by if you're some crazy hedge fund sociopath on the loose just sucking numbers out of the matrix with his fucking computer algorithms.
01:51:02.000Like, that guy is just connected to it.
01:51:08.000But along the way, he's not even having any fun.
01:51:10.000You know, he's just living life in this constantly stressed, Adderall-induced, like, speedy, fucking decision-making, ass-kicking, fucking mode all the time, you know?
01:51:58.000There's some tricky spots like some spots near rocks and stuff like that, but nothing like real fast.
01:52:03.000The white water stuff looks fucking dangerous.
01:52:06.000Yeah, my dad almost died doing it once because he got caught underneath the raft and he said he couldn't breathe and he just gave up and then at the last second we was floating down somebody just grabbed him out of the water.
01:52:17.000My friend Remy Warren, who's done the podcast a few times, not the last time that he was on, but the time before that, I think the first time he was on, he told me a story about he was in the woods and he saw a body come down the river.
01:53:10.000For his television show, it's called Apex Predator.
01:53:18.000He did these VO2 max tests where they made him do sprints.
01:53:22.000They found out he's got a very high level of endurance just because he's constantly hiking in the mountains, but still.
01:53:28.000You jump into the water and you grab ahold of somebody, they can drown you.
01:53:32.000They could flail and you might not recover and while you're flailing around you might hit a log.
01:53:37.000You're going down this water, it's going really fast and what happened to these people was they were doing that in a raft and the current got really fast and they hit a downed tree.
01:57:47.000The first day someone gets scrambled because there's a glitch in the matrix when they're teleporting someone and they come out a bucket of feet and eyeballs and dicks in their mouth and they're twisted like a pretzel.
01:58:32.000If that was an enemy, you know, a robot enemy that came from space, was killing 30,000 people a day, we wouldn't be so fucking nonchalant about it, you know?
01:58:42.000But because we're driving around, oh, the fly.
01:58:44.000Is he doing teleportation, that what he was working on back then?
02:01:32.000It would have been awesome to see Motley Crue and Jimi Hendrix or anyone in the doors back in the day, but I saw a band for the first time when I was a teenager in high school, Orgy.
02:01:42.000I saw they were on the billboard so I went and saw them and I probably should have just stayed home.
02:02:39.000It's right next to the Troubadour on Sunset.
02:02:42.000That's the coolest place I've ever seen a concert in my life.
02:02:45.000I've never been to Red Rocks, which I've heard is also cool.
02:02:47.000That's a big place to see in Denver, but as far as a small venue where you can see a real awesome concert with maybe 200 people and real big names play there frequently.
02:03:14.000Whose idea is it to take a fucking road that already has plenty of accidents and put up A giant, fucking, multi-colored, super bright billboard that you almost need sunglasses to look at, and it's playing videos.
02:03:27.000So you're watching videos as you're driving.
02:05:01.000They have goddamn huge movie screens playing on the outside of their casino, showing you people singing, fucking rocking out, carrot topping, pow!
02:05:11.000All this shit's going on as you're driving down the street.
02:05:31.000If you go to Cirque du Soleil, you need to see almost superhuman feats of physical fitness.
02:05:38.000They had one of those Cirque du Soleil dudes.
02:05:40.000This is like a perfect contrast to what we were doing.
02:05:44.000We were eating over at, I guess it's like Wolfgang Pucks is right over by the Cirque du Soleil place.
02:05:50.000We were eating and this dude was coming from the Cirque du Soleil like he had been working there.
02:05:57.000And in the middle of the hallway while we were stuffing our face with food, this dude just starts doing backflips.
02:06:02.000He did like one, two, three, four, five backflifts and landed and laughed and laughed with his friend and fucking buttoned up his shirt and got out of there.
02:06:11.000But this dude just flipped through the air and then started going, feet to hands, feet to hands, feet to hands, jump!
02:06:35.000Those guys, I saw a video the other day, this guy's just like on top of this building and just jumps down through this thing, like, jumps in through a window.
02:09:28.000I find it more interesting watching people doing this kind of stuff in real life situations, like around the streets, because it's like they're ninjas.
02:09:37.000They can break into buildings just by doing this parkour shit.
02:10:18.000What if the future of UFC and shit is a room like this and both fighters just start on each side of their room and they're allowed to jump around and do ninja moves?
02:10:36.000Imagine if that would be the more sophisticated, high-level version of MMA, when we do it virtual reality style, that two guys start out in a building, and they don't know where the other person is in the building.
02:10:50.000And so you have to be real sneaky and walk around, and you're allowed to hit the person if they don't see you.
02:11:42.000And they shot around Universal Studios, and they'd go to different sets, and they'd be in a central area, and be like, this team versus this team, and the first fight's going to be here, and they'd go off to the lake, and they'd go fight at the lake, and then they'd come back...
02:12:17.000What if it was like the real world, there's a camera in every room, and one person started in the attic, one person started in the basement, and you're trying to beat up the other person.
02:12:28.000But I think there's got to be an element of virtual reality.
02:12:32.000To watch it, because we can't be there, right?
02:12:34.000But to watch it and get the best angles, you should be able to watch the perspective of both people.
02:12:40.000The perspective of the guy doing the beating up and the perspective of the guy getting beat up, the perspective of the guy that doesn't know the guys behind him, and the perspective of the guy who knows that the guy doesn't know and is sneaking up on him, ready to jack him.
02:14:04.000If we can do it at the level that he's been doing it right now with something like that, you don't want it to be more complicated than that.
02:14:55.000Put in some new cables to get the bandwidth to go.
02:14:57.000Because it's a lot of information you're trying to send.
02:15:00.000Yeah, but they could just also fix the math of it.
02:15:03.000The compression could easily be fixed by like a JPEG version for 4K. You know, like something that compresses 4K down into something that, you know.
02:15:11.000But would it have the same image quality?
02:15:13.000Yeah, I mean, like look at bitmaps and JPEGs.
02:15:16.000You can't tell the difference between those two.
02:16:31.000Yes, but you know what I've noticed with wireless charging is that it charges slow and sometimes you'll put your phone on the little dock thing and it doesn't sit right and then you don't have it charged and so then you're like, what the fuck?
02:17:44.000I think there's a bunch of different causes that they think.
02:17:47.000I think they think genetics, they think people when they get older and have children, much more likely that the children are going to have autism.
02:17:56.000They become much more susceptible as the parents get older and older.
02:18:00.000It's directly proportionate, they think.
02:18:04.000But what causes it, and whether or not it's more prevalent today, or whether the diagnosing of it is more prevalent, I believe that's debatable.
02:18:15.000There's more people today, so obviously there's going to be more cases of it, but are they the same percentage of cases?
02:18:21.000One of the things that they've always tried to correlate is marijuana with schizophrenia.
02:18:25.000And the problems that were exposed, I think in the culture high they had this, where they were saying that the instances of schizophrenia have been uniform throughout history, when we've been monitoring it.
02:23:46.000And you see the asteroid getting bigger and bigger, and the last memory this guy has as he transforms and changes and connects with hyperspace is him not being able to get it up while his sister screamed at him in the street staring at an asteroid.
02:24:01.000It makes me wonder, though, because I feel like there's going to be a large amount of people, if that happens, that will run into the street and be like, that's it, let's just fuck each other.
02:24:07.000All the people that no one wants to fuck.
02:27:58.000Can you imagine if Apple just decides to go whole hog and has an adult app, okay?
02:28:03.000And you open up their adult app, it comes on the operator, it's just called adult.
02:28:07.000And you enter in all your information that shows that you're of a certain age.
02:28:10.000And you know how you do the thumbprint thing?
02:28:12.000You have to do the thumbprint thing to activate it so they know it's you and not someone using your phone that knows your code that isn't of age.
02:28:18.000And then you watch as much fucking porn as you want.
02:29:24.000That's an option in your phone that a lot of people don't know is I can turn on my location tracking and send it to you so you can just track me for life if you wanted to.
02:29:31.000That is so weird that people even want to do that.
02:30:19.000So if you smoke a joint on Friday after work, you know, the fights are on, you get a pizza with your friends, you guys smoke a joint, you have a laugh, you watch pizza, and then you show up Monday morning.
02:30:30.000Do you really think they're going to be affected by that joint?
02:31:07.000And also, there's no science that backs that there's long-term effects of, you know, you smoke a joint on Friday night and, you know, a Monday morning, some sort of a long-term...
02:31:17.000And if there is, judge the person based on their performance at work.
02:31:21.000Don't, you know, you can't, if someone's not doing their job at work, I mean, that's why they check each other out, and that's why they have assessments and stuff, and that's why you have meetings with your supervisors, and that's what that's for.
02:31:32.000Okay, it has nothing to do with what, like, one person could be a fucking moron and never touch a drop of alcohol and never smoke and never do anything their whole life, and they could be a fucking moron.
02:31:49.000What if he has a couple of drinks on Friday, and he shows up Monday morning fresh as a daisy, he worked out the gym at 530, and he's fucking here ready to rock and roll.
02:32:59.000And they did such a great job of building up the production, of showing how they started making it and selling it and showing the impact of it.
02:33:12.000Did you hear about the guy in Miami who recently bought a house, and when they were excavating some of the property, they found a safe, and it was Pablo Escobar's former house.
02:34:34.000Because people think of Colombia, and you think of the Medellin cartel, you think of the drug killings of, you know, it's like one of the most iconic things about it, right?