The Joe Rogan Experience - March 18, 2016


Joe Rogan Experience #776 - Adam Cropp


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 4 minutes

Words per Minute

192.73038

Word Count

35,517

Sentence Count

3,463

Misogynist Sentences

62


Summary

In this episode of the Shark Talk podcast, host Jeff Perla chats with a man who travels the world in search of sharks, and discovers that sharks are not as scary as we think they are. In this episode, Jeff and Adam talk about shark attacks, and why we should all be scared of them. The opinions and views expressed in this episode do not represent those of National Geographic, or anybody else, and even we're not committed to these statements. We're not even sure if these statements even make sense, but they are our opinions, and we're going to try to make sense of it anyway. Thanks for listening to Shark Talk with Jack, and thanks for sharing it with the rest of the world! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends and family about this episode to let them know that it's a good one! -Jeff Perla and Adam Thanks for having me, Jack! Enjoy! -Jon and Jack - Jon and Adam, Jeff and Jack - Adam, thank you so much for coming on the pod, and thank you for sharing this episode with the world, we really appreciate it. -Jon & Adam, we are so excited to have you on the show. Jon & Jack, we love you! Jack, you're a rockstar! Adam: Jack: . . . Jake: , . , Jeff: ? & and , Jack: . Jack : ( ) : (Jon: (Jack: ) & Adam: ) , . (Jaws: :) Thank you, Jack, , Jaws: ) , , and (HAPPY Jaws Podcast, (SURPRISE, ) & (AJ: ), Jaws, ? (JAWS, JAWS! , & , etc., etc. ( ) . & (JUY, Jaws! ) - Jaws ( ) , (JOS, . , ) , JAWs, -Jaws, etc. ( ) & Jaws & ) ? , ( ) -JAWNS, & JAWNS ; ... I hope you like this one? , AND


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Thanks for having me.
00:00:01.000 Thanks for being here.
00:00:01.000 Appreciate it.
00:00:09.000 The opinions you're about to hear do not represent National Geographic or anybody other than us.
00:00:16.000 That's it.
00:00:17.000 And even us.
00:00:17.000 We're not sure of it.
00:00:18.000 We're not committed to these statements.
00:00:21.000 Adam, welcome.
00:00:22.000 Thanks, Jack.
00:00:23.000 Thanks for having me.
00:00:23.000 Pull this fucker right in front of your face there.
00:00:25.000 Thanks for having me, Jeff.
00:00:26.000 Appreciate it.
00:00:26.000 Appreciate it, man.
00:00:27.000 Dude, you live a life of adventure.
00:00:29.000 I was so excited when you contacted me and I went to your Instagram page and saw all the photos and saw all the places you've been and looked you up.
00:00:36.000 Man, you're living a crazy life.
00:00:38.000 I do a bit of traveling, that's for sure.
00:00:40.000 A few frequent flyer miles.
00:00:41.000 Man, I mean, so much adventure.
00:00:43.000 So many different places and so much cool shit you've seen.
00:00:47.000 How did you get into this?
00:00:49.000 I kind of grew up doing it, to tell you the truth.
00:00:51.000 I had a family who made nature documentaries.
00:00:54.000 So as a family unit, that's what we did for a living.
00:00:56.000 And so I was traveling from, well, the moment I could walk, basically.
00:01:00.000 Wow!
00:01:01.000 That is cool!
00:01:03.000 Your dad is like a filmmaker or something?
00:01:05.000 Yeah.
00:01:06.000 Your mom?
00:01:07.000 I should say your mom or your dad?
00:01:09.000 Well, it's a family unit sort of thing, whatever.
00:01:12.000 I guess, how do you explain dad in a nutshell?
00:01:17.000 He's kind of the Australian Jacques Cousteau, maybe, or the Sylvia Earle, the Australian version of that, maybe.
00:01:23.000 He started off as a shark hunter back in the 60s.
00:01:25.000 It was actually hunting sharks and putting that, and filming it, putting it on TV, with Leonard Nimoy was narrating.
00:01:32.000 Spock was actually narrating them back in those days.
00:01:34.000 Wow.
00:01:34.000 He'll never be anything but Spock to me.
00:01:36.000 I know, I know.
00:01:37.000 I love that voice.
00:01:40.000 You get fucked, man.
00:01:41.000 You have a role that's too good.
00:01:44.000 And then he turned conservationist, you know, after probably, yeah, mid-60s or something.
00:01:48.000 So he was a hunter, so he was going out and killing sharks, and then what made him sort of shift into conservation?
00:01:56.000 I think it was just a realization of just, yeah, what a waste, you know, going around killing sharks.
00:02:02.000 And also, I think after you spend enough time with sharks in the water, you realize they're not dangerous at all.
00:02:06.000 Like, these things are magnificent creatures, beautiful.
00:02:09.000 Under most circumstances?
00:02:10.000 I mean, obviously, they do kill people.
00:02:12.000 They get hungry occasionally.
00:02:13.000 The problem is we look like seals on a surfboard, right?
00:02:17.000 And that's the real problem.
00:02:18.000 It's mistaken identity.
00:02:20.000 Nine times out of ten, mistaken identity.
00:02:22.000 And the only way they can figure out what you are is by coming up and taking a little bike and going, ugh, that's surfboard and wetsuit, ugh.
00:02:28.000 But that one little bike can sometimes kill you.
00:02:33.000 But it's very rare.
00:02:35.000 It's very rare to get eaten by a shark.
00:02:37.000 Yeah, fairly rare.
00:02:39.000 Not rare enough.
00:02:40.000 Well, okay.
00:02:42.000 Once again, perspective.
00:02:43.000 I mean, I should just clarify.
00:02:45.000 I'm not in favor of killing sharks.
00:02:47.000 I'm not interested in eradicating them from the ocean.
00:02:50.000 But they scare the shit out of me, man.
00:02:52.000 I was in California.
00:02:55.000 Well, I'm in California now.
00:02:56.000 But it was like a couple years ago.
00:02:58.000 This was my biggest fear.
00:03:00.000 Some guy was swimming with a bunch of people that were training for a triathlon.
00:03:03.000 And it was off the coast of San Diego and he was bitten in half in front of everybody.
00:03:09.000 Yeah.
00:03:09.000 So, you know, I mean, it does go down.
00:03:13.000 But perspective.
00:03:14.000 We kill 100 million sharks a year.
00:03:17.000 Well, not you and I, so we probably shouldn't say we.
00:03:20.000 As humanity.
00:03:21.000 Yes.
00:03:22.000 Humanity kills 100 million.
00:03:23.000 Mostly for soup, right?
00:03:25.000 Yeah, sharks in soup.
00:03:26.000 They kill maybe 8 to 10 of us per year.
00:03:30.000 I think it's less than that.
00:03:31.000 I think it's like 5. Yeah, it depends where you get your statistics from and what you're counting because, I mean, most fatalities when it comes to shark attacks are actually the Zambezi, the bull shark.
00:03:41.000 It's in Africa.
00:03:42.000 You don't have great records.
00:03:44.000 But I would say, yeah, eight to ten per year.
00:03:46.000 The crazy thing about bull sharks is they can live in freshwater, like deep, deep, deep in freshwater, like way up rivers.
00:03:52.000 I think?
00:04:11.000 Oh, interesting.
00:04:12.000 Well, you know the basis for the movie Jaws was actually a freshwater shark attack.
00:04:16.000 It was baffling to people.
00:04:18.000 They had no idea that sharks at the time would even exist in freshwater, but it was in New Jersey and these people were in a river and I think two people were killed inside of a short period of time by bull sharks that had swum, swum?
00:04:33.000 Swam.
00:04:34.000 Swam.
00:04:35.000 Why does swum sound right?
00:04:38.000 Swam upriver in freshwater.
00:04:41.000 So these people were at a freshwater beach by the river and they got killed.
00:04:45.000 Everyone's scared of the great white, you know, the big shark.
00:04:48.000 But if you talk about the amount of attacks, bull shark is far, far more.
00:04:53.000 That's interesting.
00:04:54.000 And you think it's because they don't see well, so it's a mistaken identity thing.
00:04:57.000 Well, once again, they see you using the electrical receptors, so they can see your heart beating, basically.
00:05:04.000 But it doesn't know what you are, and it's got really bad vision, so the only way it can figure out what you are and whether you're edible is to come and take a little bite.
00:05:12.000 And, you know, that little bite sometimes can be fatal.
00:05:15.000 Yeah, I saw something last night.
00:05:17.000 I think it's got to be bullshit.
00:05:18.000 I wish I could remember the name of it.
00:05:20.000 But it was a camouflage suit that you could wear while hunting that does not give out the electrical signal.
00:05:27.000 So like a Faraday cage suit?
00:05:29.000 Well, it was like a, it was this clothes.
00:05:31.000 It was somehow or another, these clothes keep an electrical signal from like animals from seeing this electrical signal.
00:05:38.000 It sounded like horseshit though.
00:05:40.000 Well, I mean, there is some science there if you have a Faraday cage suit.
00:05:44.000 What is it?
00:05:45.000 A Faraday cage.
00:05:46.000 A whole heap of metal, basically, woven that stops electrical signals.
00:05:49.000 Yeah, this is the stuff, Jamie.
00:05:51.000 Is that real?
00:05:52.000 Make humans significantly less detectable by animals.
00:05:55.000 No, it would make sense, for sure, with animals that have the electrical impulse receptors like sharks do.
00:06:02.000 Huh.
00:06:03.000 Well, sharks have the line on their body, right?
00:06:06.000 That's what it is?
00:06:06.000 Well, all fish have a lateral line that's going down, and that detects electrical impulses.
00:06:13.000 But sharks have on their nose, it's a really hard word to pronounce, I'm not going to try, but they have this electrical receptor on the front of their nose.
00:06:21.000 And so when a shark sees you, it can actually see your heart beating.
00:06:25.000 Whoa.
00:06:25.000 And so say you're swimming with sharks and someone else next to you and you've been swimming with sharks before.
00:06:31.000 You're pretty calm.
00:06:32.000 So your heart's going...
00:06:33.000 The person next to you has never been swimming with sharks before.
00:06:36.000 Freaking it out.
00:06:37.000 Their heart's going...
00:06:38.000 A million miles an hour.
00:06:39.000 That shark's going to swim up and go...
00:06:41.000 Lunch to the person with a faster heartbeat because they're stressed out.
00:06:45.000 They're going to be easier to catch.
00:06:47.000 Nature does not like bitches.
00:06:49.000 That's what it is.
00:06:50.000 You panic like a bitch.
00:06:51.000 Nature's like, mmm.
00:06:52.000 It's true.
00:06:53.000 If you panic when you're in with sharks, they'll come right up to you.
00:06:56.000 They want to check you out.
00:06:57.000 All animals, right?
00:06:58.000 Have you ever seen people that just freak out around dogs and dogs start barking at them and then another person come up with that dog, hey buddy, what's going on?
00:07:03.000 You alright?
00:07:04.000 You know?
00:07:05.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:06.000 So your dad was a shark hunter, and when he was hunting these sharks, was he doing it for food?
00:07:11.000 Were they eating the sharks?
00:07:12.000 This was...
00:07:13.000 I mean, you've got to remember, this is back in the day.
00:07:15.000 You know, this is kind of...
00:07:16.000 50s?
00:07:17.000 50s, 60s.
00:07:18.000 Yeah, early 60s.
00:07:19.000 And back then, he was filming people killing, you know, 20, 30 sharks at a time, and it was just...
00:07:27.000 It was the first underwater documentaries out there, sort of showing that world.
00:07:31.000 And they were using explosive heads, like a spear gun with a bullet.303 on the end of it.
00:07:36.000 Oh, wow.
00:07:37.000 And they were shooting them that way.
00:07:38.000 But, you know, I look at those videos now, and some of the species they were killing are just completely harmless.
00:07:44.000 And I guess it eventually did get to that point where they turned around and went, oh, hang on, this is bad.
00:07:49.000 And so use that fame or that desire for this underwater footage and then sort of take a conservation angle to it instead.
00:07:56.000 So were they initially doing it to eradicate dangerous animals?
00:07:59.000 Is that why they were doing it?
00:08:01.000 I guess there's that aspect of that too.
00:08:03.000 To tell you the truth, I think it was just good TV. Okay, so it was just, let's go shoot some shit and put it on television and here's sharks and everyone's...
00:08:11.000 Everyone's so scared of them, you know.
00:08:14.000 It was quite a natural thing back then to go, you know, you're scared of something, go kill it.
00:08:19.000 And so your dad, while you were young, became a conservationist and then started taking you all around the world.
00:08:25.000 Yeah, so we made these kind of one-hour nature documentaries.
00:08:29.000 They were shown in Australia on Channel 7 over here, Disney Channel.
00:08:33.000 I picked them up.
00:08:34.000 They're shown around the world.
00:08:36.000 And mainly underwater kind of adventure.
00:08:38.000 I look back now and actually think it's kind of reality TV, to tell you the truth, because it's a documentary of a family going on an adventure and learning some stuff and seeing some cool stuff on the way.
00:08:48.000 Wow, so this has been your life all along.
00:08:51.000 Yeah.
00:08:52.000 Wow, that's cool, man.
00:08:54.000 And so, how'd you get involved with National Geographic?
00:08:56.000 You're a National Geographic expedition leader.
00:08:58.000 I work for a company called Limblad Expeditions National Geographic.
00:09:02.000 Okay, so it's a partnership between Limblad Expeditions and National Geographic.
00:09:05.000 And we've got a fleet of 10 vessels, and we take people to the remotest places on Earth, basically.
00:09:12.000 And so, they...
00:09:15.000 Graciously give me a $100 million ship and 100 people on it.
00:09:20.000 You start here and you end here two weeks later.
00:09:23.000 Go for an adventure.
00:09:24.000 Go see what you can find.
00:09:26.000 That is fucking badass.
00:09:29.000 It's a lot of work.
00:09:31.000 Like anything you get paid for, there's work to it.
00:09:34.000 But yeah, the perks are just phenomenal.
00:09:37.000 The perks are amazing.
00:09:38.000 $100 million vessel.
00:09:40.000 Yeah.
00:09:40.000 Wow.
00:09:41.000 It's a nice ship.
00:09:42.000 It's a beautiful ship.
00:09:42.000 National Geographic, Orion.
00:09:44.000 It's one of the best expedition ships floating at this point in time.
00:09:47.000 And so when you go on these ships, what are the ultimate goals?
00:09:51.000 To collect samples, to view things, to take photographs, to try to view rare species?
00:09:56.000 Yeah.
00:09:57.000 A bit of everything, really.
00:09:58.000 So we have scientists on board doing some research and stuff like that.
00:10:02.000 But we're also taking tourists.
00:10:03.000 We're taking people who are paying a considerable amount of money.
00:10:07.000 I can go to those?
00:10:08.000 I can go on a tour?
00:10:09.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:10:09.000 You can come down to Antarctica with me.
00:10:10.000 Oh, no, that's too cold.
00:10:12.000 I want to go somewhere cool.
00:10:14.000 You just got back from Costa Rica.
00:10:15.000 Why don't you invite me to that?
00:10:16.000 That's badass.
00:10:18.000 I have to point out, my friend down there, Conrad, said, make sure you invite Joe down here.
00:10:22.000 Is that your boat?
00:10:24.000 Yeah, that's the National Geographic Orion.
00:10:26.000 You're on a cruise ship.
00:10:27.000 It's not a cruise ship.
00:10:28.000 We have to be very specific about this.
00:10:30.000 It's an expedition ship.
00:10:31.000 Oh, you have to say it's not a cruise ship.
00:10:33.000 That's a fucking cruise ship, man.
00:10:36.000 There's a difference between expedition and cruising.
00:10:38.000 Okay, so a cruise ship goes to port to port.
00:10:41.000 You know, you stop in at some town, you go off, you explore the town for the day, you come back, you jump on the ship, it goes to the next destination.
00:10:47.000 We don't go to towns.
00:10:49.000 Right.
00:10:49.000 We go to places in between.
00:10:51.000 We go to remote places.
00:10:52.000 We've got 13 zodiacs on board, so little small vessels.
00:10:55.000 Dude, you're living like a gangster on this thing.
00:10:58.000 Look at this.
00:10:59.000 Look, you got a hot tub?
00:11:01.000 Come on, son.
00:11:02.000 It's opulent.
00:11:02.000 If you were a Russian oligarch, this is what I would expect.
00:11:05.000 Look at these.
00:11:06.000 What are these rock piles?
00:11:08.000 Why do you have rocks?
00:11:10.000 Yeah, they got removed about last week.
00:11:12.000 They got removed?
00:11:13.000 Yep.
00:11:13.000 Because they were like, why do we have rocks?
00:11:15.000 It's original design, 10 years old.
00:11:17.000 Okay, I see.
00:11:19.000 So, that's 2006. It's not like we're talking about the 20s, back when people didn't know any better.
00:11:27.000 So you had these rocks there just for looks?
00:11:31.000 Oh, they're going to kill me if I talk about the rocks too long.
00:11:34.000 Why were they upset about the rocks?
00:11:36.000 I saw them removing them, so they were removing the rocks.
00:11:38.000 Yeah, it seems like a lot of weight to be carrying around just to look pretty.
00:11:41.000 Oh, fiberglass, come on.
00:11:42.000 They're fiberglass rocks?
00:11:43.000 Oh, they're fake rocks.
00:11:45.000 You wouldn't put rocks on top of a ship.
00:11:47.000 Look at this.
00:11:47.000 These photos you guys party in.
00:11:49.000 It's like a Jay-Z video.
00:11:50.000 Yeah, we have cocktail parties all the time.
00:11:54.000 Wow, that is a badass boat to be touring around with.
00:11:57.000 I spent New Year's dancing and partying on the ice in Antarctica.
00:12:02.000 Whoa!
00:12:03.000 So, yeah, we have some good parties on there.
00:12:05.000 We do.
00:12:05.000 Did you see any polar bears?
00:12:07.000 Polar bears in Antarctica?
00:12:09.000 No, they're not in Antarctica.
00:12:10.000 That's penguins, right?
00:12:12.000 Penguins.
00:12:12.000 Penguins in the south, polar bears.
00:12:13.000 Penguins in the south, polar bears in the north, right.
00:12:15.000 What kind of mammals do they have in Antarctica, though?
00:12:18.000 Oh, lots.
00:12:19.000 I mean, you've got all your different whale species.
00:12:21.000 So blue whales, fin whales, say whales, humpback whales, minke whales, orcas, and a lot of different dolphins as well.
00:12:28.000 And then, of course, your seals, your pinnipets.
00:12:31.000 So elephant seals, leopard seals.
00:12:33.000 Leopard seals.
00:12:35.000 Leopard seals are pretty cool.
00:12:36.000 Those are the wildest, man.
00:12:37.000 I remember when I saw that March of the Penguins movie, and that was the first time I really found out about leopard seals.
00:12:43.000 Or had seen them in high-definition video form.
00:12:48.000 I think maybe I'd seen a photograph of them before, but I didn't realize what majestic beasts they are.
00:12:53.000 What a strange, almost like a fake animal.
00:12:56.000 Doesn't even look real.
00:12:58.000 I think of them like a swimming jaw.
00:12:59.000 Just this huge, big jaw with massive teeth.
00:13:02.000 Yeah, right there.
00:13:03.000 Yeah, so see the size of the teeth on them.
00:13:04.000 And they eat penguins.
00:13:06.000 And occasionally they chew on the back of zodiacs as well.
00:13:10.000 Zodiacs?
00:13:10.000 Oh, those boats?
00:13:11.000 Yeah, the small boats we have.
00:13:12.000 Probably about one a year they end up chewing on the back of the Zodiac because they're an inflatable boat.
00:13:17.000 Why do they do that?
00:13:19.000 To fuck with people?
00:13:21.000 Yeah, probably just to fuck with people.
00:13:22.000 Well, they're really weird because there was that one account that this photographer did.
00:13:27.000 It was several days where he spent filming a female leopard seal and she kept bringing him penguins to eat.
00:13:35.000 Have you heard of this?
00:13:36.000 No.
00:13:36.000 It's really fascinating, because he was terrified.
00:13:39.000 You know, this is monstrous, enormous, predatory animal.
00:13:43.000 You have respect for them, for sure.
00:13:44.000 Oh yeah, they're huge!
00:13:45.000 And she kept bringing him dead penguins, and bringing them to him, like, come on, eat it, bitch!
00:13:52.000 And I guess she felt bad for him or she was just trying to make friends with him or some sort of strange thing.
00:13:59.000 She's not in a position where she was famished, where she didn't have food.
00:14:03.000 She had plenty of food, so she wasn't looking to eat him.
00:14:06.000 So she just decided to help him and try to feed him.
00:14:08.000 Very, very strange.
00:14:10.000 I mean, the golden rule with biology is don't anthropomorphize.
00:14:13.000 Don't put human emotions onto animals.
00:14:16.000 But the closer you look at animals, the more time you spend with animals.
00:14:19.000 You see these emotions.
00:14:20.000 You see elements of culture, all sorts of stuff going on.
00:14:24.000 Yeah, we don't give them enough respect.
00:14:25.000 We don't give humans enough.
00:14:26.000 Pull that up.
00:14:27.000 This is it right here.
00:14:28.000 How a leopard seal fed me penguins.
00:14:30.000 Yeah.
00:14:31.000 It's really crazy.
00:14:32.000 They have video footage of it, too.
00:14:34.000 I think if you press the video, you'll see this.
00:14:37.000 It's really crazy, this gigantic thing.
00:14:40.000 Paul Nicklin, yeah.
00:14:40.000 I looked up very well for the video.
00:14:42.000 Oh, okay.
00:14:42.000 No worries.
00:14:43.000 We don't have to show it.
00:14:44.000 But folks can find it online.
00:14:47.000 How a leopard seal fed me penguins.
00:14:48.000 Is that the name of it?
00:14:49.000 How a leopard seal fed me penguins?
00:14:51.000 Amazing.
00:14:52.000 And that's National Geographic as well.
00:14:54.000 That's your folks.
00:14:55.000 Yeah, I recognize the photographer, actually.
00:14:58.000 I kind of had a similar experience quite a few years ago.
00:15:01.000 They're dugong.
00:15:02.000 You ever heard of a dugong?
00:15:03.000 I've heard the word, but what is it?
00:15:05.000 They're in the Cyrenian family.
00:15:07.000 Closest relative is manatee.
00:15:08.000 Oh, okay.
00:15:09.000 You know what a manatee is, right?
00:15:11.000 So think of a manatee, and then instead of like a beaver tail, put a dolphin tail on it.
00:15:17.000 Oh.
00:15:17.000 It's very small differences, but basically the same thing.
00:15:20.000 And there was this one in Vanuatu, and it lost its partner.
00:15:25.000 And so every day what it would do is catch turtles and bring it up to the beach and just push them up on the beach for the locals to eat.
00:15:31.000 And so every day it would catch all the food the locals would need.
00:15:34.000 Whoa!
00:15:35.000 And then they befriended it, and it was one of the only dugongs in the world that you could actually swim and play with.
00:15:39.000 We did a documentary on it called The Elusive Mermaid, so I spent quite a few weeks swimming with this dugong.
00:15:44.000 Crazy, crazy.
00:15:45.000 That's so strange, like the personality diversity in these animals.
00:15:48.000 Like, look at that.
00:15:49.000 There it is.
00:15:49.000 Whoa!
00:15:50.000 That thing is crazy looking.
00:15:51.000 Yeah.
00:15:52.000 They're huge, about 900 kilograms.
00:15:54.000 It's D-U-G-O-N-G, for anybody who's interested.
00:15:59.000 Dugong.
00:15:59.000 Dugong.
00:16:00.000 Dugong.
00:16:00.000 What a crazy-looking animal.
00:16:02.000 They are.
00:16:03.000 They're sometimes called the sea cow.
00:16:05.000 They eat about 40 kilograms of seagrass a day, so an enormous amount of food.
00:16:09.000 That's insane.
00:16:10.000 Sometimes called the elusive mermaid as well, because sailors back in the day used to mistake them for mermaids.
00:16:18.000 That's a horn they were.
00:16:19.000 Yeah, you've got to be drinking a lot of rum to think that that's a mermaid.
00:16:24.000 Well, people just get so desperado after long periods of time alone.
00:16:27.000 Yeah.
00:16:28.000 That's a wild, wild animal, though.
00:16:30.000 It's strange that it would try to feed people.
00:16:33.000 And they'd have no idea what the motivation is, right?
00:16:35.000 Once again, if you anthropomorphize, it just wanted interaction.
00:16:39.000 They're a very close-knit social structure.
00:16:42.000 So when you have a group of them together, they're all together, very tactile, rubbing up against each other.
00:16:47.000 If it was in the middle of nowhere, there's no more dugongs around, it just decided to befriend the locals and kind of go that way.
00:16:54.000 And there's lots of evidence with lots of animals doing that, you know, interspecies kind of friendships going on.
00:16:59.000 And I've got a good story, if you give me a second, for the dugong.
00:17:03.000 I nearly got killed by a dugong.
00:17:06.000 Accidentally?
00:17:06.000 Or it tried to attack you?
00:17:08.000 It tried to kill me.
00:17:08.000 Really?
00:17:09.000 So I was filming this documentary, Elusive Mermaid.
00:17:12.000 And so we're doing lots and lots of video.
00:17:14.000 And so I went to this one in Vanuatu.
00:17:17.000 And we're filming him and in the water playing with him and stuff like that.
00:17:22.000 And he really liked females.
00:17:25.000 Didn't like males.
00:17:26.000 Humans.
00:17:26.000 Humans.
00:17:27.000 So he would have issues.
00:17:29.000 He would chase and harass males, basically.
00:17:30.000 But back in those days, I had long hair.
00:17:34.000 Sounds like Jamie.
00:17:35.000 Jamie doesn't like males either.
00:17:39.000 So I had long hair, so I kind of fooled him, basically, that he thought I was female.
00:17:44.000 So he was all real casual with me, and then he would grab your leg, basically, on your wetsuit, and he'd clean his mouth on it and stuff like that.
00:17:54.000 It was very tactile, definitely grabbing you all the time.
00:17:56.000 Clean his mouth on your leg?
00:17:57.000 All the bristles in front of his nose, he would just kind of clean that on your wetsuit and stuff.
00:18:01.000 He was just, I don't know, very tactile.
00:18:02.000 And so one time he was doing that, and he kind of went a little bit too far up my leg.
00:18:06.000 And he felt something.
00:18:07.000 I saw him.
00:18:08.000 He looked at me and went, you're not female.
00:18:10.000 You're male.
00:18:11.000 And so he attacked me.
00:18:12.000 And so what he did is he grabbed me.
00:18:16.000 And then it's a 900 kilogram animal.
00:18:18.000 You've got no hope.
00:18:19.000 So he grabbed me, holding my arms against my chest sort of thing.
00:18:22.000 Took me down to about five meters on the sandy bottom and just held me against the sandy bottom.
00:18:26.000 Trying to kill you?
00:18:27.000 Well, I'm kicking, I'm thrashing, I'm punching.
00:18:29.000 I'm doing everything I can to get out of this...
00:18:32.000 Bear hug from this dugong.
00:18:34.000 And I was down there for a minute and a half, two minutes or something, excited to get the black coming in on the vision.
00:18:40.000 And I remember clear as day just thinking, death by dugong.
00:18:45.000 Didn't see that one coming.
00:18:47.000 And then as soon as I gave up, you know, just kind of stopped fighting, he just let me go.
00:18:51.000 It was just a game.
00:18:52.000 It was just a game for him.
00:18:52.000 He just wanted to prove dominance, basically.
00:18:55.000 Whoa!
00:18:56.000 And obviously he doesn't have any data as far as how many minutes a person can hold their breath before they die.
00:19:02.000 I... As soon as I stopped fighting and I just gave in to the fact of death by juvenile, he let me go.
00:19:09.000 I was wearing a wetsuit, so that's what's kind of brought me back to the surface.
00:19:12.000 But yeah, that was a near-death experience for me.
00:19:15.000 Wow.
00:19:16.000 Wow.
00:19:16.000 Jesus Christ.
00:19:18.000 How terrifying.
00:19:18.000 And weird.
00:19:20.000 So you felt like you tricked him.
00:19:22.000 Well, yeah, I mostly fooled him.
00:19:24.000 I mean, he was, I was there and there was a honeymoon couple there as well.
00:19:28.000 There's a little resort, we call it resort, like it was shacks in the forest kind of thing.
00:19:32.000 And I remember sitting there at dinner one time and the new wife is going, oh, come on, honey, jump in the water with the dugong tomorrow.
00:19:39.000 And he's like, no way, I'm not hopping in because he would just get attacked every time.
00:19:43.000 So he really didn't like males.
00:19:46.000 That's so strange.
00:19:47.000 I wonder what it is about you, just long hair.
00:19:50.000 How could they know the cultural differences between the way humans wear their hair?
00:19:55.000 It's an interesting point.
00:19:56.000 I mean, you could speculate and just go, well, he's just recognizing, you know, there's all the long-haired people and non-long-haired people.
00:20:02.000 I don't know.
00:20:03.000 How the fuck would he know?
00:20:06.000 Animals are, you know, we need more data.
00:20:08.000 Do you think that's what it is?
00:20:09.000 Or do you think it's you with your long experience, lifelong experience being around animals, that maybe you were more relaxed?
00:20:17.000 So he was cool with you?
00:20:18.000 Yeah, there's definitely an aspect of that.
00:20:20.000 Like maybe men are like, hey, back off!
00:20:21.000 And they give off that energy, like, back off, Chu Gong!
00:20:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:25.000 I mean, that definitely could be elemental.
00:20:27.000 And he's like, no, you back off, bitch!
00:20:28.000 And then he attacks them.
00:20:29.000 And the girl's like, don't hurt me!
00:20:31.000 And he's like, don't worry, I'm good.
00:20:32.000 We're good, we're good.
00:20:33.000 You know, maybe he just likes people to be submissive.
00:20:36.000 Could be that, right?
00:20:37.000 Yeah, there's, you know, the whole alpha thing.
00:20:39.000 Could be, right?
00:20:39.000 Going on everywhere.
00:20:40.000 Yeah, that's a strange, strange-looking animal, man.
00:20:43.000 That would be a weird animal to kill you.
00:20:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:46.000 I definitely didn't expect to have a near-death experience with a dugong.
00:20:50.000 Because you can barely get near these creatures normally.
00:20:53.000 You know, a fleeting glimpse in the far distance is all you ever see of these animals.
00:20:59.000 So is it when they're around resorts or something like that, where they become accustomed to humans or around where there's large populations of people, villages?
00:21:05.000 I'm trying to think of another tame dugong.
00:21:07.000 This one, he died or left or something went wrong a few years back.
00:21:12.000 And I can't recall any other tame dugongs around the world, except in captivity.
00:21:17.000 I spent a bit of time with two in captivity at SeaWorld on the Gold Coast in Australia.
00:21:23.000 And yeah, they were a bit messed up actually, like most animals in captivity.
00:21:27.000 Well, it's like that lion whisperer cat.
00:21:29.000 What's that dude's name?
00:21:31.000 The handsome fella that's always on television.
00:21:33.000 He's on the Jimmy Kimmel show all the time and he's always hanging around with lions.
00:21:37.000 You know the guy?
00:21:39.000 Yeah, and he sees the lion and he's like, hello, what'd you do?
00:21:42.000 And the lion comes up to him and he gives him a hug.
00:21:44.000 I'm like, okay, how the fuck did you ever work that out?
00:21:46.000 How do you work out that relationship?
00:21:49.000 Is that the guy?
00:21:50.000 No, that's one of them.
00:21:51.000 I think there's probably more than one of these dudes, obviously.
00:21:53.000 It works.
00:21:55.000 99 times out of 100. Well, apparently, this is from what I understand.
00:22:02.000 Like lions and big cats, like tigers and lions, when you have them as pets and you raise them as pets and you get used to them, accustomed to them, they're so not intimidated by you, as long as they're well fed, you're pretty safe.
00:22:17.000 They're most likely not going to fuck you up.
00:22:19.000 But they might fuck up other people who are around you and panic and don't know how to deal and they're like, why'd you bring this asshole here?
00:22:26.000 I like hanging out with you and then they just whack them, you know?
00:22:30.000 I don't think we give enough respect for animals.
00:22:32.000 I mean, just your dog.
00:22:33.000 Your dog likes some people and doesn't like other people.
00:22:36.000 Right.
00:22:36.000 And you should always listen to your dog.
00:22:38.000 Yes.
00:22:39.000 Your dog knows best.
00:22:39.000 Well, your dog definitely knows when people are shady.
00:22:42.000 Yeah.
00:22:43.000 You know, when you have someone over and the dog starts growling, you're like, what the fuck is going on, man?
00:22:47.000 You know?
00:22:48.000 Yeah.
00:22:48.000 Dogs know when people are comfortable, that's for sure.
00:22:51.000 You know, I knew this lady.
00:22:52.000 She had these crazy German Shepherds, man.
00:22:54.000 I've been around dogs my whole life.
00:22:56.000 And I was cool with them.
00:22:57.000 And she was surprised.
00:22:59.000 And she was like, you know, normally when these dogs are around people, they ground, they want to bite them.
00:23:03.000 I'm like, why don't you fucking do something about your dogs then?
00:23:05.000 Like, everybody?
00:23:06.000 Like, your dog thinks everybody's an asshole?
00:23:09.000 Like, that's probably on you.
00:23:11.000 That's bad training.
00:23:13.000 Yeah.
00:23:13.000 That's not using...
00:23:14.000 Well, positive reinforcement.
00:23:15.000 If you use that technique, you can get a dog to do anything.
00:23:19.000 Well, any animal.
00:23:20.000 And, well...
00:23:21.000 I think she liked having aggressive dogs.
00:23:24.000 She liked having people intimidated around her and her dogs, you know?
00:23:28.000 But anyway, you've been bitten by a box jellyfish.
00:23:32.000 Yes.
00:23:33.000 Dude.
00:23:34.000 Well, I've been stung, technically.
00:23:35.000 Yeah, I'm saying bitten.
00:23:36.000 They don't even have a face.
00:23:38.000 You've been looked at and you've been read the riot act.
00:23:42.000 No, they don't have my mouth.
00:23:43.000 How did you get stung?
00:23:45.000 Did you not know it was there?
00:23:47.000 Oh, no, I didn't know it was there, obviously.
00:23:49.000 I was about 12 years old in Torres Strait, which is a bunch of islands in between Australia and Papua New Guinea.
00:23:56.000 And I was playing with a whole heap of Torres Strait Islanders, local boys, playing in the ocean, you know, just swimming around.
00:24:03.000 And then I had one wrap around my leg quadricep.
00:24:08.000 Yeah, a lot of pain.
00:24:11.000 I've heard women who, you know, have children have said that, and been stung, have said that it's far superior pain to childbirth.
00:24:19.000 Superior, like they enjoy it better?
00:24:22.000 Far worse, basically.
00:24:24.000 In orders of magnitude worse than childbirth is how they relate the pain.
00:24:28.000 You'd probably have to talk to someone who's been stung by a bullet ant, which is supposed to be one of the most painful things.
00:24:35.000 I wonder who's got the nod.
00:24:38.000 If you get someone, listen, I know you've been stung by a bullet ant.
00:24:41.000 I'd like to encourage you to try the box jellyfish and tell me.
00:24:47.000 Yeah, it's a lot of pain.
00:24:49.000 It's the kind of pain where you have to scream expletives.
00:24:51.000 You can't just sit there and take it.
00:24:54.000 You have to be screaming something because it's that painful.
00:24:57.000 And it's super deadly.
00:25:01.000 To the very old and the very young.
00:25:03.000 You were 12, right?
00:25:05.000 Yeah, that's actually pretty good.
00:25:07.000 We're talking very young.
00:25:08.000 We're talking five, six.
00:25:09.000 We're talking about the amount of toxin to body mass, basically.
00:25:13.000 So if you're a little tiny kid, then that's a lot of toxin for a small body mass.
00:25:17.000 If you're very old, then it's heart attacks, aneurysms, that sort of stuff.
00:25:21.000 Wow, aneurysms.
00:25:22.000 Well, it messes you up.
00:25:25.000 The pain, it causes heart attacks.
00:25:27.000 Right, because you just freak out?
00:25:28.000 Yeah, too much pain.
00:25:29.000 So just the physical sensation of pain is the catalyst for these heart attacks and all these different things?
00:25:34.000 Your body freaks out?
00:25:36.000 Yeah, I mean, you are getting stung by a neurotoxin, don't get me wrong.
00:25:38.000 In the tentacles of a box jellyfish, there's pneumatosis.
00:25:42.000 Little tiny poisonous darts, basically.
00:25:44.000 And when it touches something biological...
00:25:46.000 So that's why you can wear...
00:25:48.000 Tiny little thin lycra suit or pantyhose, whatever.
00:25:51.000 As long as there's something in between your skin and the box jellyfish, it'll never sting you.
00:25:56.000 But if it touches something biological, then these little poisonous darts fire, and they fire into your skin, and they inject a neurotoxin.
00:26:03.000 And it makes for an incredible amount of pain.
00:26:06.000 Incredible.
00:26:07.000 And the first aid back then was vinegar.
00:26:09.000 Yeah.
00:26:11.000 We had a bottle of vinegar.
00:26:12.000 I remember clear as day.
00:26:13.000 My dad came over and he got the bottle of vinegar, a two-liter bottle of vinegar, and he just put one little splash on there and then put the lid back up.
00:26:20.000 And I'm sort of screaming at him.
00:26:21.000 I'm like, put the whole bottle on there!
00:26:23.000 But he wanted to save some in case some of the locals got stung as well.
00:26:26.000 Oh my God, saving him for some fucks he doesn't even know?
00:26:29.000 I got one splash of vinegar.
00:26:31.000 Oh my God, Dad!
00:26:32.000 Yeah, I was screaming some expletives at him over that one.
00:26:35.000 So how long does the pain last?
00:26:37.000 It was about six hours before I just passed out.
00:26:41.000 Wow.
00:26:41.000 It was six hours of pain, sitting there screaming expletives, and then I guess I just tired myself out, and then I passed out.
00:26:48.000 Still painful for probably about six months, five months afterwards.
00:26:53.000 Six months?
00:26:54.000 Yeah.
00:26:55.000 It lasts for a long time.
00:26:57.000 Not as severe as that first six hours, but it's still, yeah, it's painful.
00:27:02.000 Six months?!
00:27:03.000 I don't recommend it, no.
00:27:04.000 Oh my god!
00:27:06.000 That's insane!
00:27:08.000 Is that the worst thing to happen, like, from an animal other than death?
00:27:11.000 Like, as far as, like, pain?
00:27:13.000 That might be.
00:27:13.000 I've never heard anything that lasts six months.
00:27:16.000 I'm sure getting mauled by a Lyme would probably...
00:27:18.000 Yeah, but that would be death.
00:27:21.000 But you're talking about damage.
00:27:23.000 That's ripping your tissue apart and breaking bones and things along those lines.
00:27:28.000 What you're having is just these little tiny needles.
00:27:31.000 And it affects you for six months.
00:27:33.000 And that's not the worst jellyfish.
00:27:35.000 Everyone goes, box jellyfish, coronex, flecorae.
00:27:37.000 They're all like, oh, that's the worst one.
00:27:39.000 Well, actually, there's a worse one.
00:27:40.000 What's the worst one?
00:27:41.000 It's called Irukandji.
00:27:43.000 It's actually a whole heap of them, but they lump them all together into this Irukandji sort of group.
00:27:49.000 And they're tiny.
00:27:50.000 They're the size of your pinky fingernail.
00:27:51.000 Absolutely tiny.
00:27:53.000 And the pain from them is more severe than the box jellyfish.
00:27:56.000 Oh, Christ.
00:27:57.000 Yeah.
00:27:58.000 And you don't even feel the sting.
00:28:00.000 Why don't we find them and kill them all?
00:28:02.000 Why not?
00:28:03.000 What's wrong?
00:28:04.000 Why is everybody...
00:28:05.000 Not enough research.
00:28:06.000 Not enough research on them?
00:28:07.000 Yeah, we still don't know a lot about them.
00:28:09.000 Yeah, the Russians are going to use them for toxins.
00:28:11.000 They're going to drop them on Manhattan.
00:28:12.000 A big balloon.
00:28:14.000 Blame the Russians.
00:28:16.000 Name some evil people that you don't know.
00:28:20.000 I just love how everyone always blames the Russians.
00:28:21.000 Yeah, well, it's convenient.
00:28:23.000 It's easy.
00:28:24.000 Well, you've been accustomed to it in TV and movies for the last few decades, haven't you?
00:28:28.000 Well, when we were kids.
00:28:29.000 The real thing was when I was a kid and I was in high school, it was always we were worried about the Russians nuking us.
00:28:35.000 We were worried about, you know, we'd heard about The Cuban Missile Crisis, the standoff, and everybody's always terrified that one day...
00:28:42.000 There was always the stories that, you know, there was one time where we almost went to war with Russia.
00:28:47.000 There was almost a mistake, and they thought missiles were in the air, and they almost sent missiles of their own, mutually assured destruction.
00:28:53.000 I think you find that actually happened quite a few times.
00:28:54.000 Yeah.
00:28:55.000 Yeah.
00:28:56.000 So that was a gigantic fear in America.
00:28:59.000 But also in movies.
00:29:01.000 The bad guy was always Russian.
00:29:02.000 Sure.
00:29:03.000 Well, at least in your opinion, some description.
00:29:04.000 It's ironic, really, because, I mean, it went away for a little while.
00:29:09.000 You know, now it's back.
00:29:11.000 Not really ironic, but interesting that now it's back with Putin is the most potent example of, like, the scary Russian guy ever.
00:29:21.000 KGB, judo, black belt, completely dominating this country in some sort of a strange way.
00:29:27.000 Anytime there's some sort of political adversary, they magically wind up getting shot in public.
00:29:32.000 Nobody goes to jail for it.
00:29:35.000 There's a lot of corruption all around the world, and I find it funny that we always pick that out.
00:29:39.000 I guess I'm more aligned with probably Abby Martin on this one.
00:29:43.000 I love your interviews with Abby Martin, by the way.
00:29:46.000 Yeah, they do some bad shit, but they also do some good stuff as well.
00:29:50.000 Yeah.
00:29:51.000 Everyone's got their bad side and good side.
00:29:53.000 Well, he's openly gangster, though, in a weird way.
00:29:56.000 Like, in good ways and also in bad ways.
00:29:58.000 He's pretty openly gangster.
00:30:01.000 Yeah.
00:30:01.000 Have you ever watched...
00:30:02.000 He does these sort of public question and answer sessions for about two hours once a year or something?
00:30:07.000 Oh, does he?
00:30:08.000 Yeah.
00:30:08.000 Have a watch.
00:30:09.000 It's really interesting to watch him, actually.
00:30:12.000 He's a very smart dude.
00:30:13.000 Yeah.
00:30:13.000 Very, very smart man.
00:30:14.000 And even...
00:30:16.000 I've even seen humor in it as well.
00:30:18.000 Very, very briefly.
00:30:19.000 There's humor there.
00:30:19.000 He likes Trump.
00:30:21.000 No.
00:30:22.000 Yes.
00:30:22.000 Really?
00:30:23.000 He thinks Trump would be a good president.
00:30:25.000 You're shitting me.
00:30:26.000 Nope.
00:30:27.000 Okay.
00:30:28.000 That's his guy.
00:30:29.000 All the respect I had from Putin has now disappeared.
00:30:31.000 I might have made that up.
00:30:32.000 Check it.
00:30:33.000 Make sure you check it, Jamie.
00:30:35.000 I don't even trust me.
00:30:38.000 I mean, when I look at Putin, I see he wants stability.
00:30:41.000 That's what he wants.
00:30:41.000 He wants stability.
00:30:42.000 Stability.
00:30:43.000 And Trump is not stability.
00:30:44.000 And cash.
00:30:45.000 You don't think?
00:30:45.000 Look at that.
00:30:46.000 The bromance between Trump and Putin is over.
00:30:48.000 It's over.
00:30:49.000 It's over.
00:30:49.000 What happened?
00:30:50.000 Yeah, I didn't think.
00:30:52.000 Aww.
00:30:53.000 But he said he liked him for a while.
00:30:54.000 This just came out yesterday.
00:30:55.000 Oh, this is yesterday.
00:30:56.000 So I was right for a while.
00:30:58.000 There have been boys until recently?
00:31:00.000 Oh, you know what it is?
00:31:02.000 Because Donald Trump put out this ridiculous video about our toughest opponents, and he showed Putin doing judo throws, and then he showed...
00:31:11.000 Did you see that?
00:31:12.000 It's a hilarious video.
00:31:13.000 Play it, because it's so stupid.
00:31:14.000 And it shows Hillary barking like a dog.
00:31:17.000 It's really like, I mean, you could say it's defamation.
00:31:21.000 Like, he's doing his judo throw, and he shows ISIS, and then he throws, the Democrats have the perfect answer.
00:31:26.000 But, well, you don't see that, but they're making bark noises.
00:31:30.000 Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
00:31:31.000 Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
00:31:33.000 Make America great again.
00:31:35.000 Here it goes.
00:31:36.000 You'll see it here.
00:31:36.000 You'll hear the music.
00:31:37.000 See ISIS, and then the Democrats have the perfect answer.
00:31:44.000 How rude.
00:31:45.000 Can you just do that?
00:31:46.000 Can you just put fucking bark noises in her?
00:31:49.000 Did she actually make those noises?
00:31:50.000 That was her making it, yeah.
00:31:51.000 Oh.
00:31:52.000 Well, I guess you can, though.
00:31:53.000 Just a good little remix of it, I think.
00:31:54.000 When you're running for president, everything's fair game.
00:31:57.000 But I saw a video that I retweeted today.
00:31:59.000 It's called 13 Minutes of Hillary Clinton Lying that someone posted.
00:32:05.000 It's all her saying one thing and then saying a completely different thing that she's always stood for a completely different thing.
00:32:11.000 At least 15 minutes?
00:32:13.000 Well, they just wanted to make it so you could absorb it.
00:32:16.000 I'm sure you could get deep.
00:32:18.000 As an Australian, American politics is hilarious and also really sad.
00:32:24.000 That's how we feel.
00:32:25.000 I mean, you guys think you're having an election right now?
00:32:28.000 The rest of the world, we're viewing this as an IQ test.
00:32:31.000 And yeah, you're not doing so well.
00:32:34.000 Yeah.
00:32:35.000 Well, I think it's an asshole job.
00:32:38.000 And I think only assholes want that job at this point in time.
00:32:41.000 I think at one point in time- Shouldn't be that way, though.
00:32:43.000 You're right.
00:32:44.000 You're right.
00:32:44.000 But it became that with special interest groups, with corporate donations being completely unrestricted now, where corporations can kind of act as an individual and they have the freedom to- It's insane.
00:32:58.000 And so it's become a money grab and a real strange one.
00:33:02.000 So what interests me is these guys like Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump for two different reasons.
00:33:08.000 Bernie Sanders because he's a socialist and he doesn't want anyone's money and he wants to take down corporations and he wants everybody to pay more money to their workers and he wants free healthcare and free education and he's an extreme lefty, you know?
00:33:21.000 Well, hang on.
00:33:22.000 I gotta stop you right there.
00:33:24.000 The rest of the world, Bernie Sanders would be slightly left.
00:33:27.000 Hillary Clinton would be probably right.
00:33:30.000 Yeah, more right.
00:33:31.000 And Donald Trump would be out of the building on the right-hand side.
00:33:34.000 Yes.
00:33:35.000 Because when you look at Europe, Australia's not a great example at the moment because we're kind of following you guys.
00:33:39.000 But when you look at Europe, like, yeah, nearly all your candidates are right of center, even though they're Democrats or whatever.
00:33:48.000 Bernie Sanders I've heard a little bit about, and some of the stuff I agree with, I must admit.
00:33:52.000 Me too.
00:33:52.000 Yeah, I do as well.
00:33:53.000 I agree with a lot of his social stuff.
00:33:56.000 I agree with the minimum wage thing, and that's the one thing that I need to talk to a real economist who's a centrist, someone who has a real objective perspective on it, because a lot of people are just trying to protect money, and they definitely don't want to pay more to workers.
00:34:10.000 They don't want a minimum wage to be $15 an hour, or what you would call a living minimum wage.
00:34:15.000 I agree with a lot of his stuff as far as people.
00:34:20.000 Just social issues.
00:34:24.000 His issues when it comes to the legalization of recreational drugs.
00:34:28.000 His issues when it comes to a lot of things like education being far too expensive and students being saddled down with ridiculous amounts of debt before they get out.
00:34:38.000 Why can't we engineer a system where reasonable health care is taken care of for people?
00:34:44.000 Normal, regular stuff.
00:34:45.000 There's no reason why you can't, because the rest of the world is doing it.
00:34:48.000 It's true, but I have friends that live in Canada and their healthcare is atrocious.
00:34:53.000 The way they describe it, this is from me personally, from them, and there's more than one person, they've had issues with needing surgery and they have to wait a year, like hip replacements and knee surgeries and things along those lines, where they're just limping around for a year waiting to get in.
00:35:09.000 I can't speak of Canada, but I can speak of Australia, because we have obviously very similar systems.
00:35:14.000 Australia is fucking fantastic, by the way.
00:35:16.000 You don't have to wait at all.
00:35:18.000 I go in and see a doctor in the morning, and I can have a cat scan in the afternoon, or what have you.
00:35:24.000 If it's knee reconstruction, yeah, you get put on a list.
00:35:27.000 You wait three months.
00:35:28.000 Three months is not bad, because you don't have to wait.
00:35:29.000 You might wait three months in America.
00:35:31.000 Yeah, it's not that bad.
00:35:33.000 But if it's something more minor or definitely more urgent, you're in surgery that afternoon.
00:35:38.000 That's great.
00:35:39.000 And then also, that's the public system.
00:35:40.000 We also have a private system as well.
00:35:42.000 So I pay $600 a year, which most Americans find amazing.
00:35:47.000 But $600 a year, and that means I have a choice where I can go to the public or the private hospital.
00:35:51.000 And so if I get told, oh, you've got to wait three months, I can go, well, I'll use the private health insurance, and you're on on Tuesday.
00:35:57.000 That's incredible.
00:35:59.000 Well, you have a better system than apparently what's been described to me about Canada and England as well.
00:36:04.000 But Australia is just so great as far as the cities and the people.
00:36:09.000 Like Melbourne, I was in Melbourne and I was like, man, I don't even think I want to leave.
00:36:13.000 I could live there.
00:36:15.000 Melbourne is fantastic.
00:36:17.000 But I have to point out, though, Australia, though, it's not about the cities.
00:36:20.000 It's about the outback.
00:36:21.000 It's about the Great Bear Reef.
00:36:22.000 It's about the remote places.
00:36:24.000 That's Australia.
00:36:25.000 That's for you.
00:36:26.000 You're all about the places where you can die.
00:36:28.000 Get killed by Tasmanian shit.
00:36:31.000 Tigers and shit.
00:36:32.000 Well, they're not really.
00:36:33.000 It's like a dog, right?
00:36:34.000 It's a Tasmanian tiger.
00:36:36.000 Did you ever see that movie where, what's his face?
00:36:39.000 Willem Dafoe goes and hunts the last one?
00:36:42.000 Finds a Tasmanian tiger and hunts it.
00:36:44.000 I missed that one.
00:36:45.000 Stupid movie.
00:36:46.000 It seemed like a good idea, but then you watch it and you're like, it's really goofy.
00:36:50.000 And then the Tasmanian tiger, obviously they're extinct, so it's a very CGI-ed Tasmanian tiger.
00:36:55.000 Yeah.
00:36:56.000 Like the, remember the lions in I Am Legend?
00:36:59.000 Oh yeah, they were bad.
00:37:00.000 They're like, what?
00:37:01.000 That's how the Tasmanian tiger looks.
00:37:04.000 Yeah, there it is, the hunter.
00:37:06.000 Yeah, for some reason he's hired.
00:37:08.000 I don't remember the premise entirely.
00:37:09.000 I like William Dafoe, so I'm kind of interested and yet at the same time...
00:37:12.000 Yeah, it's interesting.
00:37:14.000 I mean, well, the Outback is so...
00:37:15.000 The thing about Australia that's fascinating to me is how few people there are, but yet how enormous the actual country itself is.
00:37:22.000 Oh yeah, it's huge.
00:37:22.000 It's the size of Europe.
00:37:23.000 It's the size of continental USA. It's huge.
00:37:27.000 And there's only 20-something million people in the entire country?
00:37:30.000 20...
00:37:30.000 What are we up to?
00:37:31.000 I think we're up to 24 now, somewhere around there.
00:37:32.000 That's Los Angeles.
00:37:36.000 We've got some big deserts and stuff, though.
00:37:38.000 We've got a lot of big space that's not really that great.
00:37:41.000 Yeah, not habitable.
00:37:43.000 Yeah.
00:37:43.000 But, yeah, we've got some...
00:37:45.000 We don't have too many people.
00:37:47.000 And we've solved immigration completely, so we don't have any refugee problem or anything like that.
00:37:52.000 Really?
00:37:53.000 Sold it?
00:37:54.000 We've solved it.
00:37:55.000 Oh, solved.
00:37:56.000 Yeah.
00:37:57.000 How did you solve it?
00:37:58.000 Oh, very, very simple.
00:37:59.000 Did you do a Trump-like wall?
00:38:01.000 Well, we've got an ocean, so we use that.
00:38:05.000 So when people come across on boats, refugee boats, you know, jam-packed full of people coming across, we meet them with Coast Guard, and then we turn them around, and then if they don't turn around, then we get all the people on Coast Guard military boats,
00:38:21.000 and then we take them to another country to a detention camp, and then we put them in there.
00:38:26.000 Whoa.
00:38:26.000 How rude.
00:38:27.000 And then if you're a reporter or maybe you're with Red Cross or something and you go visit these detention camps, you can be put in jail for about, oh God, 10 years or something for reporting on anything that's going on there.
00:38:39.000 What?
00:38:39.000 So we've totally...
00:38:40.000 We've solved the problem because you can't report on it and...
00:38:44.000 Yeah.
00:38:45.000 That seems a little fucked up, doesn't it?
00:38:48.000 You know how you had George W. Bush?
00:38:50.000 We had our own little George W. Bush a few years ago.
00:38:53.000 Yeah?
00:38:53.000 His name was Tony Abbott, and he was messed up.
00:38:57.000 He was very messed up.
00:38:58.000 This is all his policies?
00:39:00.000 Yeah, this is all his policy.
00:39:01.000 Because he came into power going, I'm going to stop the boats.
00:39:03.000 And so that's how he did it.
00:39:04.000 He just...
00:39:05.000 Shipped them off to Nauru, Papua New Guinea, to other countries, and then made it punishable by years in jail to report anything about it.
00:39:14.000 Wow.
00:39:14.000 It's crazy.
00:39:15.000 That's insane.
00:39:16.000 But we solved the problem.
00:39:17.000 Well, I guess you could say that, but that sounds like how Trump would do it.
00:39:21.000 Yeah.
00:39:21.000 So you're saying that Trump is way off the charts right.
00:39:26.000 That sounds like your old president.
00:39:29.000 What I hate about it, other than it's just terrible for the people involved, is that we've lost our moral standing.
00:39:36.000 We can't turn around and go, oh, China, you're doing this, that, the other for, you know, I've lost the word, but you know.
00:39:46.000 We don't have that authority anymore.
00:39:48.000 We don't have that high stance anymore, because we're doing messed up stuff to people as well.
00:39:52.000 Yeah, and still going on to this day, no way you will not make Australia home.
00:39:57.000 What is that?
00:39:58.000 Was that a poster?
00:40:01.000 Holy shit, man.
00:40:03.000 But I bet you let some nice white people in.
00:40:04.000 I know I have some friends that are comedians that have moved there.
00:40:08.000 They love it there.
00:40:09.000 My friend Arge Barker, he's gigantic over there.
00:40:11.000 He became a huge, huge star in Australia.
00:40:15.000 Yeah, he's...
00:40:16.000 I mean, I've watched quite a few of his shows in Australia.
00:40:18.000 Yeah.
00:40:19.000 Yeah, funny man.
00:40:20.000 Funny man.
00:40:20.000 Yeah, very funny.
00:40:21.000 But, I mean, what's interesting is he kind of just...
00:40:23.000 He's a regular comic here.
00:40:25.000 Like, you know, he's like a Tony Hinchcliffe or, you know, a guy who does well.
00:40:30.000 He headlines in clubs.
00:40:31.000 Over there, he's a superstar.
00:40:34.000 Like, when I was over there, like, the first time I went to Sydney and, you know, I met people and they, what do you do?
00:40:38.000 Oh, I'm a stand-up comedian.
00:40:39.000 Yeah.
00:40:39.000 Do you know Arch Barker?
00:40:41.000 Everybody...
00:40:42.000 Is that a bad accent?
00:40:43.000 That's a bad, bad accent.
00:40:44.000 Do you know Arch?
00:40:46.000 Arch Barker?
00:40:48.000 Next you're going to be throwing shrimps on the barbie or something.
00:40:50.000 No, I wouldn't go that far, man.
00:40:52.000 I'm not like that.
00:40:54.000 Anyway, Australia's awesome.
00:40:56.000 So it seems like a really good place, though, to have a base if you want to explore, like if you're from that part of the world.
00:41:03.000 I have a friend, my friend Adam Greentree lives out in Australia, and he's a bow hunter.
00:41:08.000 And he's just constantly taking these incredible...
00:41:11.000 He's a great photographer as well.
00:41:12.000 And he has these incredible photographs on his website and on his blog.
00:41:16.000 Pull some of those up because you can see them.
00:41:18.000 But he...
00:41:19.000 Adam Greentree.
00:41:21.000 And he's just constantly...
00:41:23.000 He's got this Toyota that he had specifically set up for expeditions.
00:41:28.000 He can live out of it for weeks.
00:41:31.000 Most Australians have that set up.
00:41:33.000 Most Australians have some camping set up for a month out of their truck.
00:41:37.000 I saw a lot of those, like snorkels and stuff.
00:41:40.000 Like, they were super common.
00:41:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:41:42.000 I mean, you've got some stretches in the Outback there where you can literally go for 500 kilometers without a fuel station.
00:41:47.000 So you've got to take extra fuel.
00:41:49.000 You've got to be prepared.
00:41:50.000 Yeah, they have those jerry cans that they strap up to the roof of the car, these gigantic jugs of gasoline.
00:41:57.000 But that's the real Australia.
00:41:59.000 I can't point that out enough.
00:42:01.000 I've been to Australia.
00:42:02.000 I've been to Sydney.
00:42:02.000 I'm like, no, you went to a nice city.
00:42:04.000 The real Australia is where I'm from, Cairns, up the northeast corner, where you've got rainforests and you've got Great Barrier Reef and you've got the outback and that sort of stuff.
00:42:17.000 They think there's the oldest evidence of life ever that is on Earth in Australia.
00:42:23.000 There was an ancient, ancient reef.
00:42:25.000 There's some of Adam's photos.
00:42:27.000 There's one of them.
00:42:28.000 He's got some amazing photos that he's taken.
00:42:33.000 He's got a website, a really cool website.
00:42:35.000 I'll check him out.
00:42:37.000 So oldest, are you talking the human habitation?
00:42:39.000 No, not human, like biological life.
00:42:42.000 There's some sort of enormous reef that they found in Australia that was just fucking billions of years old.
00:42:49.000 I mean, I do these tours where I first started with Lindblad National Geographic was in the Kimberley region of Australia, which is the kind of northwest corner.
00:42:56.000 Incredibly remote, you know, 100 kilometers to the nearest road, wherever you go.
00:43:00.000 You can only access it via these kind of ships.
00:43:02.000 It's the only way you can get there.
00:43:03.000 And, you know, you'll be cruising through 100 metre high, 300 foot, sorry, sandstone canyons, you know.
00:43:11.000 And the rocks there are 1.8 billion years old.
00:43:15.000 They predate fossils, you know.
00:43:16.000 And that's the canyons that you're cruising through the whole time.
00:43:19.000 It blows your mind to see that kind of stuff.
00:43:22.000 And then up there as well as the oldest...
00:43:25.000 Human habitation.
00:43:26.000 And that's looking at about, well, there's still, the data is still coming in, but about 50,000 years old.
00:43:32.000 The oldest human habitation on Earth?
00:43:34.000 Well, that's definitely in Australia, in the Kimberley there.
00:43:37.000 I'm not too sure about on Earth.
00:43:39.000 Older than Africa.
00:43:40.000 Well, Aboriginal people, the native people, they came into Australia, once again, lots of people vary their numbers on this, but about 60,000, 70,000 years ago.
00:43:50.000 So that's when they entered into Australia.
00:43:52.000 So they've been there for a long time, very, very long time, and their artwork there just will blow you away.
00:43:58.000 Right, but obviously people were, they existed in Africa earlier than that, right?
00:44:04.000 Yeah, I mean, Homo sapiens sapiens, you're talking about 200,000 years ago.
00:44:08.000 The species, our species, kind of evolved out of Africa, probably around Kenya, somewhere around there.
00:44:14.000 And then we started migration.
00:44:17.000 And so we followed the coast, which makes sense.
00:44:19.000 Most of our food was in the intertidal zone.
00:44:21.000 That's where our food was.
00:44:22.000 So we followed the coast.
00:44:23.000 And so you go around basically Middle East, all the way down into Indonesia, and then across a short canoe ride, probably the first ocean crossing, into Australia.
00:44:35.000 And that's about, yeah, I think 70,000, 60,000 years ago.
00:44:39.000 Wow.
00:44:41.000 Yeah.
00:44:41.000 That culture's been there for a long time, and there's a lot we can learn from Aboriginal people, in fact.
00:44:47.000 There's a lot of interesting stuff.
00:44:49.000 Another horrible human rights violation that you guys did.
00:44:51.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:52.000 Stole Aboriginal kids.
00:44:54.000 The English Empire strikes again.
00:44:56.000 Just tried to raise them.
00:44:57.000 Yeah, we did some horrible horrible stuff.
00:45:00.000 We keep saying we.
00:45:01.000 You and I didn't kill any sharks.
00:45:02.000 We didn't steal any Aboriginal babies.
00:45:04.000 We can't keep saying we.
00:45:06.000 Well, I'm part of humanity, you know.
00:45:07.000 Take a little bit of blame for it.
00:45:09.000 I don't know about blame, but we're a part of the race that has done some fucked up shit, but has also created cell phones.
00:45:17.000 Well, I mean, that's all forgiven then, really.
00:45:20.000 No, not forgiven, but, you know.
00:45:22.000 It's sort of like your perspective thing when you're talking about sharks.
00:45:25.000 You've got to put it into perspective.
00:45:26.000 How many people have actually stole aboriginal babies?
00:45:29.000 You know, when you look at the billions of people on the entire planet, very few have actually done that.
00:45:36.000 Native cultures have had a really hard, hard trot.
00:45:39.000 They really have.
00:45:39.000 And if aliens landed, we'd have a hard time.
00:45:42.000 That's how it always is.
00:45:44.000 The most technologically advanced society thinks when it finds some sort of a native society that's living in a way that they used to live a long time ago, like, oh, you fuckers, you don't even know what you're doing yet.
00:45:56.000 Like, you've got to figure out this whole wheel-gun thing.
00:45:59.000 So this whole, you know, they were living sustainably in an environment for 70,000 years and not doing anything basically wrong or harming that environment at any stage, and then, you know, we know better.
00:46:10.000 Yeah, that's how we think, I guess.
00:46:11.000 But, I mean, we definitely shouldn't do that, but I don't want to live on horseback and chase buffalo with a stick.
00:46:18.000 We don't have to.
00:46:20.000 That's...
00:46:21.000 I mean, you hear this.
00:46:22.000 Everyone thinks that doing something about, like, climate change or environment or something is going to make a reduction in your living.
00:46:29.000 Oh, that's a totally different argument.
00:46:30.000 I'm talking about invading into places where people are living, you know, this indigenous lifestyle.
00:46:36.000 Like, this is an issue they're having right now in the Amazon.
00:46:38.000 You know, these tribes that are essentially completely...
00:46:41.000 They're almost non-influenced by Western civilization.
00:46:46.000 But I mean, when you come to changing lifestyle and things to make up for what we're doing to the environment, yeah, no arguments here.
00:46:53.000 There's obviously some shit going down.
00:46:56.000 It's a little warm out lately.
00:46:58.000 It's a little warm out lately.
00:47:00.000 Last month, what was it?
00:47:01.000 Northern Hemisphere, two degrees above industrial times.
00:47:04.000 Yeah.
00:47:06.000 It's interesting, you know.
00:47:09.000 Better than cooling, though.
00:47:10.000 Cooling is much more terrifying.
00:47:12.000 Global cooling is horrifying.
00:47:15.000 That's when populations drop off.
00:47:17.000 That's when innovation drops off.
00:47:18.000 That's when it gets really scary.
00:47:19.000 I would say the warming is just going to be just as bad.
00:47:22.000 Have you ever read any of the work or listened to any of the work by Randall Carlson?
00:47:26.000 He's a fascinating, fascinating guy.
00:47:28.000 He's been on the podcast several times.
00:47:31.000 Maybe you've heard him there with Graham Hancock as well.
00:47:33.000 But he's an expert in impacts and astral impacts.
00:47:38.000 Oh, yes.
00:47:38.000 Okay.
00:47:39.000 He was doing the stuff out at Utah or whatever.
00:47:41.000 Yeah.
00:47:42.000 With the glacial thing.
00:47:43.000 I'm with you.
00:47:44.000 Yeah.
00:47:44.000 And he's basically taken his entire life studying...
00:47:51.000 Both climate change, prehistoric climate change, climate change within the last ice age until now, and connecting some of the climate change, some of it, with impacts, with astroidal impacts at the end of the ice age, which is 10 plus thousand years ago.
00:48:08.000 Makes perfect sense.
00:48:09.000 Why would it not?
00:48:09.000 Yeah.
00:48:10.000 There's evidence, like actual evidence of impacts and what they call nuclear glass.
00:48:16.000 I think it's called tritonite.
00:48:18.000 And you get it when they do nuclear test sites.
00:48:22.000 They find it.
00:48:22.000 And you also get it from meteor impact sites.
00:48:25.000 And it's just like really cool looking green glass where the ground...
00:48:30.000 It's just overheated and the sand's tender.
00:48:32.000 Yeah, but it's all over Europe and Asia and around 12,000 years.
00:48:37.000 And they're pointing to that as evidence of just massive impacts.
00:48:42.000 Like, we got hit by...
00:48:43.000 Everyone, I mean, the layman always goes, oh, the last big impact 65 million years ago, you know, the KT boundary with dinosaurs and stuff like that.
00:48:51.000 There has been impacts constantly since then.
00:48:54.000 And we just need more evidence, basically, to fill in the gaps.
00:48:58.000 But there's been a lot of impacts.
00:49:00.000 It wouldn't surprise me in our lifetime that we see an impact.
00:49:03.000 Yeah, we will.
00:49:04.000 Well, we certainly have on other planets.
00:49:07.000 We saw a giant one on Jupiter that was...
00:49:09.000 Yeah, that was crazy.
00:49:09.000 Oh, my God.
00:49:10.000 Schumacher-Levy?
00:49:11.000 Yeah.
00:49:11.000 Yes.
00:49:12.000 Schumacher-Levy was as large as the entire planet Earth.
00:49:16.000 That's how big the impact was.
00:49:17.000 That's a big rock.
00:49:18.000 Well, not the rock itself.
00:49:19.000 The impact of the explosion was as large as the planet Earth.
00:49:26.000 That's a good place to use your budget.
00:49:28.000 Maybe, you know, work on a bit of space defense or something.
00:49:32.000 Yeah, I hope they can figure that out.
00:49:33.000 Well, think about it.
00:49:34.000 We're probably the first species on this planet to ever get to the point where we have the technology to defend the planet from these cataclysmic events.
00:49:42.000 Yeah.
00:49:43.000 We're the first people to have that ability, but we're not using it.
00:49:46.000 Well, we're the first people to come close to having that ability.
00:49:50.000 I think they have some inkling as to how to do that right now, like coding them with some sort of a silicone or something like that, which is going to change.
00:50:00.000 There's so many different ways.
00:50:01.000 Nudge them.
00:50:01.000 Yeah, nudge them is the easiest way.
00:50:03.000 You just go land something on them with a rocket on it and then start burning that rocket.
00:50:07.000 And if you do it early enough, you will change the trajectory enough to get it out of a sort of...
00:50:14.000 There's so many of them.
00:50:16.000 That's part of the problem, right?
00:50:17.000 There's like 900,000 near-earth objects.
00:50:20.000 Yeah, but it's within our power.
00:50:21.000 We can do it.
00:50:22.000 And it's crazy that we're not because really that's something that can really mess up society that we currently have.
00:50:29.000 That's a nice way of putting it.
00:50:31.000 Mess up.
00:50:32.000 Yeah.
00:50:32.000 It's a lot.
00:50:33.000 Maybe Australia would be the spot.
00:50:35.000 Well, you guys have been hit, too.
00:50:36.000 That was one of the things that Randall concentrated on.
00:50:38.000 He showed these slides last time he was here, maybe the time before that, where he showed these massive tsunami erosion marks all over this one area of Australia, which indicate there was something that landed in the ocean off the coast and just caused massive,
00:50:56.000 massive tidal waves.
00:50:57.000 I think he was saying, if I remember correctly, somewhere around 6,000 plus years ago.
00:51:02.000 I mean, you can get those tidal waves just from earthquakes.
00:51:05.000 You don't even have to have an impact to get a tsunami coming in.
00:51:08.000 And a tsunami, if you don't remember the one sort of in Indonesia and stuff like that, and Sri Lanka, it can do a lot of damage.
00:51:16.000 I was looking at your notes, man.
00:51:18.000 Did you see a UFO? I... I think so.
00:51:22.000 Well, it's an unidentified flying object.
00:51:24.000 Yes, I did.
00:51:25.000 Was it little aliens and green men?
00:51:27.000 I'm not too sure on that one.
00:51:29.000 Do you think it might have been?
00:51:32.000 Need more evidence.
00:51:33.000 Where was it?
00:51:34.000 So I spent a lot of time on boats when I was growing up.
00:51:37.000 So I'd spend months out at sea.
00:51:41.000 And so I'd regularly be in the middle of nowhere, a thousand kilometers from the nearest town or light source.
00:51:47.000 And so you'd go out...
00:51:48.000 Middle of the night, go to the toilet, which a toilet on a boat is basically go over to the side, hang over the railing.
00:51:54.000 And so you look at these stars, and there you see satellites, you see the most...
00:52:01.000 Most people, I don't think, even have ever seen the amount of stars you can get when you get to a very remote location, to the point where you see individual satellites going over and stuff like that.
00:52:09.000 And so that's what I grew up doing most nights.
00:52:12.000 You know, I would be sitting there and looking at this.
00:52:15.000 And once or twice, I did see some stuff that you go, hang on.
00:52:18.000 And being a bit of a, I'm a bit of an aviation buff, I love sort of space and aviation, go, hang on, that's not quite right.
00:52:24.000 That doesn't make sense of how that object went that way and then turned around and went the other way.
00:52:28.000 How old were you?
00:52:30.000 Oh, we were talking between 10 to 15, somewhere around there.
00:52:33.000 See, that's the problem.
00:52:34.000 My memory between that age is dog shit.
00:52:38.000 But it was more than one on one occasion.
00:52:40.000 But we're in the middle of nowhere.
00:52:41.000 Like, we were literally...
00:52:42.000 If there was ever...
00:52:43.000 If you're doing a secret military plane flight or something, that would be the place to do it.
00:52:48.000 Because we're in the middle of nowhere.
00:52:49.000 And what did you see?
00:52:50.000 What did you do?
00:52:51.000 Seen some big lights going just low.
00:52:56.000 Fair distance away.
00:52:57.000 Nothing hovering over me or anything.
00:52:58.000 But, you know, going off into the distance.
00:53:00.000 And then I remember seeing one time where...
00:53:03.000 I went out there and started to do my thing.
00:53:06.000 And then I saw a light that looked like, you know, Venus, you know, like a bright star.
00:53:11.000 I'm like, hmm, that's interesting.
00:53:12.000 A bit late for Venus to be up because normally Venus is, you know, right at the start, sunset, sunrise sort of thing.
00:53:17.000 It's a bit strange.
00:53:18.000 And then, you know, and then you look back and it's moved.
00:53:21.000 And then you're like, oh, hang on.
00:53:22.000 And then you try and work it out with the boat moving and stuff like that.
00:53:25.000 And then it just started to move and then turn around and move the other way.
00:53:28.000 And it's just like, from my knowledge of aviation, it's like, there's nothing really that can do that.
00:53:33.000 So, what it was, who knows?
00:53:35.000 But I find the whole thing fascinating.
00:53:38.000 I find it interesting.
00:53:39.000 Yeah, I think...
00:53:40.000 Well, first of all, I want to believe so bad.
00:53:44.000 I always have.
00:53:45.000 From the time I was a child, and I think many people share that romantic notion of how amazing it would be if we were visited by some intelligent life or another planet.
00:53:54.000 If there's not aliens, then it's a big waste of space, man.
00:53:56.000 Well, the most likely is something alive out there.
00:54:00.000 The question is whether or not it's visiting us.
00:54:02.000 Yeah.
00:54:05.000 It would have to be so far removed from what we think is possible as far as like technology, but we also, I think part of like what's going on with our own minds when we consider the future is we know that technology keeps improving,
00:54:23.000 we keep innovating, we keep coming up with new methods for all sorts of different things, and one day we're most likely going to be able to regularly journey to other parts of the universe.
00:54:32.000 Most likely.
00:54:33.000 If we raise NASA's budget slightly, nothing?
00:54:36.000 Well, I think private sector is probably the best option.
00:54:39.000 I mean, when people start finding profit in visiting, I mean, if they can figure out how to mine for diamonds, isn't there like one of Jupiter's moons or something like that that's made out of fucking diamonds?
00:54:50.000 Or not Jupiter's moons, it's actually another planet they found out in one of the newly discovered planets.
00:54:57.000 See if you can find that.
00:54:58.000 There's a fucking planet made out of diamonds out there.
00:55:00.000 Well, we think based on looking at wavelengths of light coming from hundreds of light years away.
00:55:06.000 Again, not really we.
00:55:07.000 Sorry.
00:55:09.000 You're good.
00:55:10.000 You're good.
00:55:11.000 Here it is.
00:55:12.000 English is a great name.
00:55:13.000 Astronomers discover a planet made of diamonds.
00:55:16.000 Jesus Christ.
00:55:19.000 Racing around a tiny star in our galactic backyard.
00:55:23.000 So, if they could figure out how to visit that, they'd blow a fuck.
00:55:26.000 First of all, diamonds would be worth, like, a dollar.
00:55:29.000 Well, I mean, that whole gravity waves thing is a great step forward.
00:55:34.000 Suddenly we are seeing that you can adjust gravity, or gravity is adjustable to a certain degree.
00:55:40.000 That's probably where the interstellar technology will come from.
00:55:44.000 More research into that area.
00:55:46.000 And the fact that we just kind of...
00:55:47.000 They just proved it.
00:55:50.000 It's that concept that they sort of bastardized in Event Horizon.
00:55:54.000 Did you ever see that movie?
00:55:55.000 Yeah, yeah, great movie.
00:55:56.000 Yeah, where they talk about folding space-time and punching a hole through the two points so you would surmount, you would, rather, you would traverse insurmountable distances.
00:56:07.000 In a very short period of time.
00:56:09.000 My understanding is that's wormhole technology.
00:56:12.000 With the gravity waves, I think probably Star Trek does it well.
00:56:16.000 Enterprise, where basically you're just adjusting the fabric of space-time in front and behind the ship.
00:56:23.000 And so you're not moving faster than the speed of light.
00:56:25.000 You're just kind of making a bubble in the space-time that you then travel in.
00:56:30.000 It's fascinating when you read right into it.
00:56:32.000 And I think that's probably where it'll come from.
00:56:34.000 But yeah, we need a lot more studying on that one.
00:56:37.000 Yeah, you think?
00:56:38.000 We'll get there.
00:56:39.000 But we will.
00:56:40.000 I mean, if humans survive 100,000 years, I mean, imagine.
00:56:44.000 And that's the concept.
00:56:45.000 The concept is, if there's some life form out there, we've been alive, or this planet, rather, has been around for 4 point something billion years.
00:56:54.000 So if something just had a different combination of elements and maybe perhaps lives in a protected area where they don't have a gigantic asteroid field just outside of the distance between Mars and Jupiter, you know, like we do.
00:57:09.000 Or, I mean, there's comets.
00:57:11.000 I mean, they might live in some protected area where they have more freedom to grow and innovate.
00:57:17.000 We're in a Goldilocks zone, if you really look into it.
00:57:19.000 For us.
00:57:20.000 We are totally in a Goldilocks zone.
00:57:21.000 Even the moon.
00:57:22.000 Right.
00:57:22.000 But, you know, dinosaurs, it was only 65 million years ago, got completely fucking smushed by a rock.
00:57:28.000 Like, that could happen.
00:57:30.000 And, you know, that big crater outside Nevada.
00:57:33.000 There's so many of them.
00:57:34.000 It is possible, though, that there is a solar system out there that doesn't have this issue.
00:57:39.000 That, for whatever reason, doesn't have nearly as many asteroids, and so some life form has been innovating for millions of years more than us.
00:57:50.000 But, I mean, we could do that right now.
00:57:52.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:57:53.000 We have the technology right now to stop these cataclysmic impacts.
00:57:58.000 I think you're being a little generous.
00:58:02.000 I think they miss a lot of them, a good percentage of them, because of the gravity and the way the sun is.
00:58:09.000 The sun is so fucking massive, a million times larger than Earth, that I think when things are coming behind the sun, oftentimes we don't even see them until it's too late.
00:58:18.000 Until we can figure that out.
00:58:20.000 You've got these fucking Manhattan-sized chunks of rock flying our way.
00:58:24.000 I think one day maybe we'll be able to do it.
00:58:26.000 But my point being that it is possible there's some sort of a civilization out there that doesn't have to deal with impacts.
00:58:33.000 That maybe they've developed in a way that they don't have predators the way we do.
00:58:38.000 They don't have this need for warfare the way that we do.
00:58:43.000 Maybe they have some unique method of communication that allows for more understanding.
00:58:48.000 They just need for warfare?
00:58:50.000 Well, I mean, I wouldn't say it's a need, but it is prevalent throughout history.
00:58:55.000 So it seems to be a part of humans.
00:58:58.000 It's arguable that we can move past it, for sure.
00:59:01.000 And I certainly hope we can.
00:59:02.000 Obviously we can.
00:59:03.000 We can do it in small groups.
00:59:05.000 We can do it in cities.
00:59:06.000 But war has existed as long as humans have existed.
00:59:09.000 So you would say, if you were studying human beings objectively, not idealistically, not looking at things through rose-colored glasses, you would say, well, this is what humans do.
00:59:18.000 It's one of the things they do.
00:59:20.000 You know, if you were studying us as an animal, if you were some species from another planet, you'd say, well, they do shoot each other a lot.
00:59:25.000 As a collective group, yes.
00:59:28.000 Go to the individual level, and I think the opinion is totally different.
00:59:32.000 You go to an individual, and they don't want to kill other people.
00:59:35.000 It's in human nature we don't want to kill other people.
00:59:37.000 Right, but I mean, just objectively, it's sort of like the way you look at sharks.
00:59:41.000 You look at sharks, you say, well, they only kill five of us a year.
00:59:45.000 Really, they're harmless.
00:59:46.000 Well, they are kind of harmless until one of them fucking bites you.
00:59:49.000 And that's sort of the same way about people.
00:59:51.000 Yes, most of the time, humans are wonderful.
00:59:53.000 Most of the times, people are like you and I. We have a drink, we clink glasses, we enjoy our company, we have a great chat.
01:00:00.000 That's most of the interactions you're ever going to have with people are great.
01:00:03.000 Most times.
01:00:05.000 The vast majority of interactions you have, especially in America, where there's plenty of food, there's plenty of space, and people are well taken care of, yeah, most of the time, everything's going to be great.
01:00:15.000 But when you tally up the numbers for seven billion people and then the battle for natural resources and then religious ideologies come into play and there's a lot of fucking killing going on constantly, you know?
01:00:29.000 I mean, so it's an unavoidable...
01:00:30.000 I mean, you could certainly make the argument that we can do better, but if you just wanted to look at us right now, just no ideology attached, just look at what a human being is, Human beings kill.
01:00:41.000 We're killing all over the place.
01:00:42.000 We're killing each other all over the place.
01:00:44.000 It's just happening right now as we're talking.
01:00:45.000 There's people shooting people.
01:00:46.000 There's bombs going off.
01:00:47.000 You know, it's people killing themselves.
01:00:49.000 It's going on.
01:00:50.000 So it is a part of human beings that we have come to accept, but it doesn't necessarily mean that other life forms have this.
01:01:01.000 It is potentially possible.
01:01:04.000 It's a huge waste of resources.
01:01:05.000 It is.
01:01:05.000 Any evolved alien that we ever encountered, I would say very unlikely that they would do warfare because it's just such a waste of resources.
01:01:13.000 How do you get to interstellar travel if you're spending all your money working out new ways to kill each other?
01:01:19.000 It doesn't work.
01:01:20.000 Also, what's the benefit of it?
01:01:22.000 What is the benefit of it?
01:01:23.000 The benefit of it is all personal.
01:01:25.000 It's all like whatever group gets to dominate the resources, whatever group gets to You know, maybe their genetics pass on Genghis Khan style, whereas the people that were dominated, they don't get to.
01:01:37.000 I mean, it's all very primitive in a lot of ways.
01:01:40.000 It's very animalistic.
01:01:41.000 The Bigger Dick Syndrome.
01:01:42.000 Yeah, in some way.
01:01:44.000 It's a genetic thing, right?
01:01:46.000 But if we get past that, like, one of the weirder things in UFO folklore is the idea of genetic manipulation.
01:01:55.000 The idea that human beings have been created Did you watch the latest X-Files, did you?
01:02:00.000 No, I did not.
01:02:01.000 I haven't seen the new X-Files.
01:02:02.000 Is it good?
01:02:03.000 Is it on Fox?
01:02:04.000 Is it on Fox again?
01:02:06.000 I don't even know what it's on.
01:02:07.000 I think it's great that they're doing it again.
01:02:10.000 I probably should watch it.
01:02:11.000 I love the old one.
01:02:12.000 The reason I bring it up is because that's pretty much what the last two episodes is all about.
01:02:16.000 There's going on and on about that.
01:02:18.000 Well, that's a big theme in UFO folklore and also in Zechariah Sitchin's work.
01:02:25.000 Do you know about that guy?
01:02:27.000 Once again, heard of him.
01:02:28.000 I don't think I've ever read anything.
01:02:29.000 He's a guy who was a biblical scholar and a linguist, and he knew a lot about ancient languages, and he had a very controversial...
01:02:44.000 What he did is he went over the Sumerian text, the cuneiform, you know, those clay tablets with the weird lines, and what he came up with, and really, he's like the only one out of all the other Sumerian scholars.
01:03:00.000 He believes that the Anunnaki, which are depicted in these ancient Sumerian texts, he believed it was an ancient...
01:03:19.000 We're good to go.
01:03:20.000 We're good to go.
01:03:41.000 And if you go to Sitchin is Wrong, I think it's.com, might be.org.
01:03:44.000 But if you go to Sitchin is Wrong, they sort of highlight all the errors that they believe he made.
01:03:50.000 But it's so convoluted.
01:03:52.000 Like, you have to be some sort of a scholar to even understand the argument.
01:03:55.000 And you have to understand cuneiform, that weird writing with the little lines.
01:04:00.000 But some of the ancient clay tablets, forget about understanding the language.
01:04:05.000 The ancient clay tablets are fascinating.
01:04:07.000 I mean, they had an exact...
01:04:10.000 Description of the solar system, a drawing of all the planets in the proper order with the proper sizes.
01:04:17.000 And this is 6,000 years ago, including Pluto.
01:04:21.000 Ancient cultures amaze me.
01:04:23.000 And I think it's probably when I first started listening to you is the interview with Graham Hancock.
01:04:27.000 He's just such a big fan.
01:04:28.000 I read all his books.
01:04:29.000 Love him to death.
01:04:31.000 And I remember reading his books, you know, back in the day, whatever it was, early 90s or something.
01:04:36.000 And it just made sense to me that there is lots of ancient civilizations going way back.
01:04:42.000 And the evidence is everywhere.
01:04:43.000 You just have to open your eyes a little bit to it.
01:04:45.000 And I love that back then in the 90s it was pseudoscience.
01:04:49.000 Today it's like, yeah, of course, of course there's lots of ancient civilizations.
01:04:51.000 And we just need to find more and more.
01:04:54.000 And I think one of the best ones is, did you ever hear about in Egypt?
01:04:58.000 Because they uncover so little in Egypt.
01:05:00.000 There's so much more there.
01:05:01.000 You see the new stuff?
01:05:02.000 Well, I saw that two days ago.
01:05:04.000 No, no, not the latest.
01:05:05.000 They believe they found Nefertiti's tomb.
01:05:08.000 They found two hidden tombs in Egypt that they believe they might have located where she's buried.
01:05:16.000 Did you see that, Jamie?
01:05:17.000 I retweeted it like two days, maybe yesterday.
01:05:21.000 I think what I found...
01:05:22.000 This is King Tut's tomb.
01:05:23.000 90% chance of hidden chambers and they think it's Nefertiti's resting place.
01:05:28.000 What I was getting at is that this researcher, she took the data from satellites, ground-penetrating radar.
01:05:35.000 Oh, sorry.
01:05:36.000 Yeah.
01:05:36.000 Do you see that documentary?
01:05:37.000 Fascinating.
01:05:38.000 And it just shows that the whole of Egypt is just covered in these tombs underground.
01:05:41.000 They're everywhere.
01:05:42.000 And there's so much more information.
01:05:44.000 The more...
01:05:46.000 We're going to find out there's ancient civilizations going way, way back.
01:05:49.000 I mean, I don't know, Egypt very well, never been, but in Australia in the Kimberley, there's these two types of artwork there.
01:05:57.000 There's this wangina, which is from the Aboriginal people that live there, and it's been going on for a couple thousand years.
01:06:03.000 Then there's this other artwork Wow.
01:06:18.000 You look at some of these pictures and they're amazing, amazingly intricate.
01:06:21.000 And you can't even see the ochre anymore.
01:06:23.000 There's no paint anymore.
01:06:24.000 It's just the shadow of where the paint was.
01:06:26.000 That's what you're actually viewing because it's so old.
01:06:28.000 So they can't actually carbon date it.
01:06:30.000 They just look at, say, a wasp nest grows on top of it and then they carbon date that.
01:06:34.000 So they go, okay, well, it's older than the wasp nest.
01:06:36.000 And so we're talking around about 30,000, probably a bit more.
01:06:40.000 But some of this artwork is crazy.
01:06:41.000 And I've never seen it personally, but there is one out there drawing which basically has pictures of these, you know...
01:06:47.000 The people who they have, the Goyangoyan Bradshaw people, these long, really skinny, long sort of people.
01:06:53.000 And there's one with a UFO in it as well.
01:06:56.000 And intricate drawings of all the animals that were there.
01:06:59.000 It's fascinating stuff.
01:07:00.000 And once again...
01:07:02.000 One guy did a lot of research and a lot of his research still hasn't been released of where it all is and what's going on.
01:07:10.000 There is literally everywhere you walk up there, there's this ancient, ancient artwork.
01:07:14.000 It's crazy.
01:07:15.000 And it's from a culture that is very, very old.
01:07:18.000 Probably 30,000 to 50,000 in my opinion.
01:07:20.000 The data suggests over 25,000 years ago.
01:07:23.000 That's so fascinating to me.
01:07:25.000 Just when you were talking about going through those canyons and it's 1.8 billion years old.
01:07:30.000 Just that amount of time, this sort of impossible to grasp distance in time.
01:07:40.000 In our mind, we just can't.
01:07:43.000 We just can't.
01:07:48.000 When you think about that, this insurmountable amount of time, and then think about just 30,000 years ago, which is still insurmountable.
01:07:56.000 We think of, oh, 30,000 in comparison to 1.8 billion, not that long ago.
01:08:00.000 But it's impossible.
01:08:02.000 Your mind is not going to get it.
01:08:04.000 It's a number.
01:08:05.000 It's like, I have $30,000.
01:08:08.000 That you understand.
01:08:09.000 You make $30,000, you understand $30,000.
01:08:12.000 You don't understand 30,000 years.
01:08:14.000 It's not getting in there.
01:08:16.000 It's beyond comprehension for most people.
01:08:18.000 You just can't even comprehend it.
01:08:20.000 But the Graham Hancock stuff combined with the Randall Carlson stuff is to me where it all sort of comes together because Randall Carlson offers an explanation for these civilizations being so advanced but yet essentially wiped out.
01:08:34.000 Just rising sea levels can explain that.
01:08:37.000 I mean, so many people...
01:08:39.000 Don't know that the sea level was about 150 meters lower than it is today.
01:08:43.000 Yeah.
01:08:44.000 And so all these civilizations, civilizations are always put on the coast.
01:08:48.000 So you're right on the coast, massive amount of people, and then suddenly 150 meters of water's there.
01:08:52.000 There is so much that we still discover on our coast in 150 meters of water.
01:08:58.000 There will be lots and lots of evidence down there, but it gets covered in silt within a thousand years, and it's hard to find.
01:09:04.000 Someday they're going to find Miami.
01:09:06.000 They're going to find Miami and they're going, what the hell happened here?
01:09:09.000 Jesus Christ.
01:09:10.000 Bags of coke and fake tits.
01:09:12.000 They're just going to find stilettos, Ferraris underwater.
01:09:17.000 I like that as a thought experiment of go forward 10,000 years and be a geologist looking back at our little time frame here, the Anthropocene or whatever you want to call it, where humans have been impacting the planet.
01:09:28.000 Like that layer of rock, what are you going to find in there?
01:09:31.000 I find that interesting.
01:09:32.000 What do you think is going to be there?
01:09:33.000 They're going to find those kettlebells behind you.
01:09:35.000 The werewolf one?
01:09:36.000 What the fuck were these people doing?
01:09:38.000 That's what they're going to find.
01:09:39.000 Well, you're going to find only stone, really, essentially.
01:09:42.000 I mean, have you ever seen that?
01:09:44.000 There was a documentary that they did where they showed, like, what would happen within a thousand years if we just abandoned cities.
01:09:50.000 Like, what would happen?
01:09:51.000 How quickly they would be taken over?
01:09:53.000 I think that was it.
01:09:53.000 Great series.
01:09:54.000 Amazing, right?
01:09:55.000 Well, there's some photos of Detroit.
01:09:57.000 It's really interesting how nature is taking over buildings in Detroit.
01:10:02.000 Trees are growing through the center of houses.
01:10:04.000 And this is only within a few decades.
01:10:07.000 The main source of erosion in the Kimberleys and stuff like that is plants.
01:10:11.000 And so in the dry season, they grow into the cracks and stuff, their roots.
01:10:16.000 And then in the wet season, they absorb all this water and their roots swell.
01:10:19.000 And it exerts a pressure about...
01:10:20.000 I think about 3,000 PSI. It just literally just cracks it.
01:10:24.000 And that happens to concrete.
01:10:25.000 If you're not constantly pulling out all those grass seeds and making sure stuff isn't growing around concrete, all our infrastructure will be crumbled and very little left just by plants.
01:10:34.000 Isn't that amazing?
01:10:35.000 Yeah.
01:10:36.000 I pulled the...
01:10:37.000 Well, I didn't pull it.
01:10:37.000 I had a problem with my toilet, and I put this on Instagram.
01:10:41.000 Find that toilet monster.
01:10:43.000 So I had the guy come over, the plumber guy, and I was like, it just doesn't flush.
01:10:49.000 I don't know what's going on.
01:10:49.000 So he...
01:10:51.000 They use like a snake that has a camera on it, and they find that there was a crack in the pipe and that roots had gone through this small crack in the pipe, gotten inside the toilet pipe, and filled the entire pipe with a root system.
01:11:06.000 I mean, it looked like an animal.
01:11:08.000 I mean, we're talking about something that was like four plus feet long, enormous.
01:11:12.000 Look at it.
01:11:13.000 Look at that up there.
01:11:15.000 They pulled that out of my toilet.
01:11:18.000 Isn't that insane?
01:11:19.000 Yeah, but it doesn't surprise me at all.
01:11:21.000 It doesn't surprise me either now, but back then I was like, what the fuck?
01:11:26.000 There will be, I mean, that Life After People you watch, I think they get to a hundred years and you barely recognize a city a hundred years later.
01:11:33.000 Yeah, there's some cool photos in Detroit.
01:11:35.000 Look at that photo of these houses that are just being taken over by trees.
01:11:40.000 That's the center of a house.
01:11:42.000 It's just trees grow in the middle of it.
01:11:44.000 They burst through the foundation.
01:11:45.000 They break through the bottom floors.
01:11:47.000 They go through the ceiling.
01:11:48.000 They fill up.
01:11:49.000 Look at that house.
01:11:50.000 Yeah.
01:11:51.000 Well, this is something that we were talking about before we started the show.
01:11:54.000 You were talking about being in Costa Rica and these people see what you would call phantom pyramids.
01:12:00.000 People always want to...
01:12:02.000 It's very beneficial to find ancient structures.
01:12:05.000 So there's a few ancient structures throughout the world that are extremely controversial because people look at them and they go, well, no, that's a yardang.
01:12:13.000 Essentially, it's a structure that is just a natural structure that you're trying to attribute to a civilization.
01:12:19.000 Well, there's enough ancient structures out there to be amazed.
01:12:23.000 Let's just put that forth.
01:12:24.000 You don't need to find hundreds of them.
01:12:26.000 The 20 or 30 that we have is amazing.
01:12:28.000 Right, but we like finding them in our yard.
01:12:30.000 Yeah, that's where...
01:12:32.000 I was...
01:12:33.000 Chiripo, if you've ever heard of that.
01:12:35.000 That's where I went in Costa Rica.
01:12:36.000 I was visiting my cousin down there.
01:12:40.000 And...
01:12:40.000 Amazing vibe.
01:12:42.000 I've just got to put that out there.
01:12:43.000 When you're up in the mountains there, I had a little cabina on the top of a ridge looking over this massive valley.
01:12:48.000 And the vibe and the...
01:12:50.000 It's just phenomenal.
01:12:51.000 Because the indigenous people there are still relatively in touch with the natural environment.
01:12:56.000 And there's large areas there where...
01:12:58.000 Me as a gringo, I can't go.
01:12:59.000 I can't go anywhere near it.
01:13:01.000 Only the indigenous people are there.
01:13:04.000 And people look at satellite maps and they go, yeah, this is one massive pyramid, the largest pyramid in the world.
01:13:10.000 I'm like, it could also just be a mountain as well.
01:13:13.000 I'm all about evidence.
01:13:14.000 Show me the evidence and I've got an open mind.
01:13:16.000 I'm happy.
01:13:17.000 Why do they think it's the largest pyramid in the world?
01:13:19.000 Just by if you look at the satellite data and then draw it out, it would be the largest pyramid in the world.
01:13:23.000 Right, but what makes them think that it's a pyramid?
01:13:26.000 Shape and stuff like that.
01:13:28.000 Yeah, I... That's it right there?
01:13:31.000 That's a fucking mountain, bitch.
01:13:34.000 Is that Chiripo, though?
01:13:36.000 Yeah.
01:13:36.000 Chiripo Grande.
01:13:37.000 Get out of here, son.
01:13:38.000 That's ridiculous.
01:13:40.000 Well, there's actually just behind Cairns, where I live, there's a place called Walsh's Pyramid.
01:13:45.000 And there is actually this little hill, mountain, whatever you want, that's in the shape of a pyramid, perfectly.
01:13:50.000 And where is this?
01:13:51.000 It's in Cairns, called Walsh's Pyramid.
01:13:54.000 People run up and down it all the time.
01:13:55.000 There's a big fitness thing for it.
01:13:58.000 And that's pretty much a pyramid, but it's just dirt.
01:14:01.000 It's just natural formation.
01:14:03.000 Oh, okay.
01:14:03.000 So it's not a pyramid.
01:14:04.000 But that mountain is a mountain.
01:14:07.000 It's like saying the earth is the biggest soccer ball in the world.
01:14:10.000 I mean, it kind of is.
01:14:12.000 If we were big enough to kick it around.
01:14:14.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:14:15.000 We found a huge ball.
01:14:18.000 It's 24,000 miles in a circle, and you're standing on it.
01:14:22.000 As I said before the show, Costa Rica, there's some crazy people down there.
01:14:26.000 Look, I've got an open mind.
01:14:27.000 I'm willing to listen to people, but yeah, show me the evidence.
01:14:30.000 There's a way that you can get when you party too much where your grasp on reality is like holding onto a dolphin with olive oil on your hands.
01:14:40.000 Interesting analogy.
01:14:42.000 Just whoop!
01:14:43.000 You just can't quite grasp it.
01:14:46.000 And I've met a lot of people like that.
01:14:48.000 A lot of people like that.
01:14:50.000 Because of my reputation within the quote-unquote psychedelic community and my connections to marijuana and psychedelic drugs and all that stuff.
01:15:00.000 I've met so many people.
01:15:01.000 Before I go negative, amazing people.
01:15:05.000 I've met some really fascinating, open-minded people that have Dennis McKenna, Lorenzo Haggerty.
01:15:12.000 I've met some amazing people.
01:15:14.000 But I've also met some people that they've lost their ability to discern...
01:15:20.000 What might be possible versus what you're adding to all this stuff to make it more fantastic than it really is.
01:15:29.000 And by doing so, you've entered into this sort of fantasy land and you've sort of negated all potential realistic interpretations of reality.
01:15:39.000 When I meet people like that, and I do too, I always push them towards them saying, okay, so you've read these books now, now go read a physics textbook.
01:15:47.000 And just, you know, get all your information, then make your own opinions.
01:15:50.000 Well, you're dealing with more high-level people.
01:15:52.000 You're dealing with book readers.
01:15:54.000 I'm dealing with YouTube watchers.
01:15:57.000 Man, I would like to tune you into a YouTube video about reptilians.
01:16:02.000 Don't be so quick to dismiss them, brother.
01:16:04.000 They're amongst us.
01:16:05.000 I'm very lucky that in my job, and I guess the brand, National Geographic as well, it brings in people who are progressive nature lovers, generally rather intelligent.
01:16:14.000 I have dinner with these people, and that's probably one of the biggest perks for me, is you meet people who are just fascinating.
01:16:20.000 Because they always attack you with questions, so you spend half the meal just answering questions like we're doing now, kind of thing.
01:16:25.000 And then...
01:16:27.000 Then eventually you turn around and you go, well, what do you do?
01:16:30.000 And generally they're graduates of Harvard or MIT, and it's like, what do you do?
01:16:34.000 Well, on the International Space Station, the little box that spins the solar panels.
01:16:37.000 I invented that.
01:16:40.000 Even some, oh, I met, I think it was the older George Bush's, George H.W. Bush's lawyer, had some very pernate questions for him.
01:16:48.000 You just meet some really interesting people that are kind of, yeah, unknown, I suppose, to a certain degree.
01:16:56.000 And just hearing their opinions and their life story, it's fascinating.
01:17:00.000 Old people are fascinating.
01:17:01.000 Well, it seems like being involved in National Geographic would make kind of like a magnet for curiosity.
01:17:08.000 Yeah.
01:17:08.000 And curious people just come to you and go, ooh.
01:17:11.000 As soon as you messaged me, I was like, ooh, this fucking guy's seen some shit.
01:17:18.000 Yeah, there's a lot of...
01:17:19.000 I've worked on other ships that don't have the National Geographic brand, and yeah, you still get 50% really cool, interesting people, but then you get a group of people who also aren't that interested in what's going on.
01:17:31.000 And that's kind of our selling point, is that we have all these experts on there.
01:17:34.000 I mean, I wouldn't go so far as to call myself an expert, but we went to Easter Island a couple months ago, and we had the world expert on Easter Island on board the ship.
01:17:43.000 That was the guy that was living next door to me.
01:17:46.000 That's the guy from your Instagram page?
01:17:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:17:48.000 Claudio.
01:17:49.000 Yes.
01:17:50.000 What's his last name?
01:17:52.000 How do you pronounce it?
01:17:53.000 Claudio Cristiano?
01:17:55.000 Adam.Crop on Instagram.
01:17:58.000 The photos of Easter Island to me.
01:18:01.000 I am absolutely blown away by Easter Island and perplexed and fascinated and I always try to understand.
01:18:08.000 I'm like, why would someone spend so much time to make these statues?
01:18:12.000 And where are they getting these stones from?
01:18:14.000 And they go deep, deep, deep into the ground.
01:18:16.000 Like, when you go deeper into the ground, you see that it's not just a head.
01:18:20.000 There's a whole body and a full figure down there.
01:18:25.000 No.
01:18:26.000 What do you mean?
01:18:27.000 Is that fake?
01:18:28.000 That's fake.
01:18:28.000 All those pictures where they dug into the ground, you see, like, arms and stuff?
01:18:32.000 There's shoulders and stuff like that.
01:18:33.000 They're not...
01:18:34.000 I suppose you could say that some of them do have bodies, yes.
01:18:38.000 But most of the ones you see sticking out...
01:18:40.000 Most of them are like that.
01:18:42.000 Most of them.
01:18:43.000 But that's what you see.
01:18:44.000 But under the ground, isn't there more...
01:18:46.000 I mean, this is obviously a victim of erosion, right?
01:18:49.000 These things have been eroded by time and wind and sand.
01:18:52.000 These ones actually, they couldn't be bothered moving them.
01:18:54.000 These are right at the quarry.
01:18:55.000 This is where they've cut them out of the side of the mountain.
01:18:57.000 This group right here?
01:18:58.000 Yeah.
01:18:59.000 And then they haven't been bothered or whatever's happened.
01:19:02.000 They haven't been bothered to move them.
01:19:03.000 What a cute doggie.
01:19:04.000 Whose doggie?
01:19:05.000 Just random dog came up and sat in my photos everywhere.
01:19:07.000 Really?
01:19:08.000 Yeah, I'd love it.
01:19:08.000 So it was like a wild dog?
01:19:10.000 Yeah, yeah, just wild dogs.
01:19:11.000 There's so many dogs on that island, and they're all so friendly and lovely, and as soon as I see that, I know that's a good community.
01:19:18.000 Ah, okay.
01:19:18.000 That's one of the things for me straight away.
01:19:20.000 Yeah.
01:19:21.000 So, Jamie, see if you can find those photos of Easter Island where they dig.
01:19:27.000 There's some expeditions that they've done where they've dug out around the statues and dug deep down.
01:19:32.000 And you can see arms.
01:19:34.000 It's more than just a head.
01:19:35.000 Well, the photo that I had on the Instagram there with Claudia, he's sitting next to a whole...
01:19:40.000 See this thing?
01:19:41.000 It goes all the way down.
01:19:42.000 You see his hands, his arms.
01:19:43.000 That's a big one.
01:19:44.000 Yeah, that's a big one.
01:19:45.000 But that's real, right?
01:19:48.000 I personally didn't see that one.
01:19:50.000 It's from the UCLA. But there is ones, what I was describing, where the one picture I have of Claudio, he's got a whole heap that got knocked over by a tsunami, and he's put them back up.
01:19:58.000 And they're full ones with, they're basically standing up with their hands over their belly.
01:20:01.000 Yeah, like that.
01:20:02.000 And so you have the, with the top hat on top.
01:20:05.000 What is that one on the upper left, Jamie, with the heads about, yeah, right there.
01:20:08.000 What the hell is that?
01:20:09.000 That's fake, right?
01:20:09.000 That's fake.
01:20:10.000 Yeah.
01:20:10.000 Yeah.
01:20:11.000 They're like yoked.
01:20:12.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:20:12.000 It was the first question when I got there.
01:20:14.000 The first question I was like, so is there bodies underneath them?
01:20:17.000 First question.
01:20:19.000 They say no because they don't want to dig.
01:20:22.000 They're like crazy gringos.
01:20:24.000 There's all sorts of politics always.
01:20:25.000 Always with anything like this.
01:20:26.000 Is there?
01:20:27.000 Yeah, crazy politics.
01:20:28.000 Is it hard when you go to these communities because you want to respect their cultures and their way, but you also want to kind of get to the bottom of these things as much as you can in a brief amount of time?
01:20:40.000 I suppose, how do I attack that one?
01:20:42.000 I suppose when you get the expert on board, you know, and then you get to hear about all these sort of stuff, but I guess most people going through here wouldn't hear half the stuff that we learn about because you don't have that world expert sitting there.
01:20:54.000 You've got, you know, just some random tour guide or something like that.
01:20:56.000 Yeah.
01:20:57.000 So there's a lot to it.
01:20:58.000 And I know with Claudio, he had epic battles with the government because he just wanted to restore.
01:21:03.000 It was just a big pile of them piled up and he wanted to come in here with a crane, put them all back to how they were.
01:21:07.000 And yeah, the amount of flack and backlash and trouble that he went through over, I think it was more than five years of something to do it.
01:21:15.000 It's so unfortunate, but that happens in so many of these places where they want to sort of preserve the narrative.
01:21:20.000 Like they have a narrative and they've been...
01:21:23.000 You know, giving these speeches and they have this idea of a timeline, how everything was done, and when new evidence comes along, they're very, very reluctant to accept it.
01:21:33.000 You find that a lot in Egypt.
01:21:35.000 Well, I mean, here's a guy that wrote 20 papers about that particular narrative and you've just come over and said, actually, that's all wrong.
01:21:42.000 Or there's a different aspect to it.
01:21:43.000 Of course they're going to get up and...
01:21:45.000 It's a lot of pushback.
01:21:47.000 There's a course like that.
01:21:48.000 What I found very interesting about Easter Island was the Birdman culture.
01:21:52.000 Have you heard about that?
01:21:53.000 Yes.
01:21:54.000 Go into it, though, please.
01:21:55.000 So you've got this culture with the statues and stuff, and then that culture actually kind of not died out, but it definitely went out of favor.
01:22:02.000 And then you had the Birdman culture come into it, and that was the last one to be there when Western civilization kind of turned up.
01:22:09.000 And that was crazy.
01:22:11.000 It was a competition every year where they would all run, swim out to another island, down a steep cliff, Hollyham would die in the process, and try and get the first egg, basically, the first egg from the turns there, and then have to bring it all the way back.
01:22:25.000 And the first one back with this egg was then the, I guess, some sort of...
01:22:31.000 The analogy would be Jesus, basically.
01:22:35.000 He's the God, basically.
01:22:38.000 But his manner, his energy was then far too powerful for anyone to have any contact with him.
01:22:43.000 So as winning his prize was, he would go live in a little hut by himself for the rest of the year.
01:22:48.000 He wasn't allowed to cut his fingernails or hair or anything for a year.
01:22:52.000 And then he can come back.
01:22:54.000 But his...
01:22:55.000 Every group, his tribe, would then be the leaders of the island.
01:22:59.000 So basically all the different groups would, every year, they would change over who's in control, and that would keep everyone happy.
01:23:05.000 So there wasn't one particular group that was in charge of everything.
01:23:08.000 It varied based on who won the Birdman competition that year.
01:23:13.000 How they came up with that, I have no idea.
01:23:15.000 It's so bizarre.
01:23:16.000 There's so many weird styles of culture, like the way people decide to run their stuff.
01:23:23.000 Yeah.
01:23:23.000 So strange.
01:23:24.000 Like, how the hell does that ever come about, where everyone agrees, all right, the dude who gets the egg, you're Jesus.
01:23:30.000 You gotta live by yourself.
01:23:32.000 So it's like, I don't want to live by myself.
01:23:34.000 And he probably doesn't want to live by himself either.
01:23:36.000 So it's like this bittersweet victory.
01:23:38.000 Like, yeah, I'm Jesus, but now I can't even cut my fingernails.
01:23:41.000 I gotta live in a fucking hut by myself.
01:23:43.000 Like, what?
01:23:44.000 But I'm full of so much manor.
01:23:45.000 I guess.
01:23:46.000 Yeah.
01:23:47.000 Well, there's so many really uber-bizarre cultural traditions all around the world.
01:23:52.000 I'm sure you're aware of the semen warriors in New Guinea.
01:23:57.000 Semen warriors.
01:23:58.000 Now, I've traveled extensively through Papua New Guinea.
01:24:00.000 You'll have to enlighten me.
01:24:02.000 It's really awful.
01:24:04.000 It's essentially a culture of child molestation where they take children from the time they're very young and they move them away from their mother and they move into these bachelor groups.
01:24:17.000 And they have these older men and these younger boys.
01:24:21.000 And they essentially tell these younger boys that the only way for them to grow up and be strong...
01:24:26.000 And we're talking about a culture that has thousands and thousands of members.
01:24:30.000 The only way for them to grow up and be strong is to ingest semen.
01:24:33.000 So they have to ingest it orally and anally.
01:24:36.000 And it is an ancient tradition of these semen warriors in New Guinea.
01:24:41.000 And they've grown up.
01:24:44.000 Being molested and then molesting new children as they come up.
01:24:48.000 And it's homosexual molestation.
01:24:51.000 That's very messed up.
01:24:52.000 Yeah, I mean, this is documented.
01:24:53.000 This is not like something I'm making up.
01:24:54.000 There's some crazy stuff in Papua New Guinea.
01:24:56.000 I mean, I spend a lot of time in Azman region, which actually isn't in Papua New Guinea.
01:25:00.000 It's Indonesia, but let's not go there.
01:25:01.000 You see anything about that, Jamie?
01:25:03.000 Yeah, I found something on Wikipedia called the Toro Tribe.
01:25:08.000 It's really dark, man.
01:25:11.000 They think it extends their life.
01:25:14.000 Homosexual sex prolongs life, and heterosexual relations are focused towards reproduction.
01:25:19.000 Yeah, and it also makes the young men strong.
01:25:23.000 They think the only way for them to grow and become strong is by ingesting semen.
01:25:27.000 We're talking only 20 years ago in the ASMAT region.
01:25:31.000 They were headhunters.
01:25:32.000 They were cannibals.
01:25:33.000 I mean, and to say, oh, there's no cannibalism anymore is kind of a bit of a lie as well.
01:25:37.000 There's still cannibalism in Papua New Guinea.
01:25:39.000 They're still eating each other.
01:25:40.000 It's not out front row center.
01:25:42.000 They keep it offline.
01:25:44.000 Basically.
01:25:44.000 They keep it off of Twitter.
01:25:45.000 Not on YouTube.
01:25:47.000 But yeah, there's some crazy stuff going on there, especially in the Azmat region.
01:25:51.000 I spent quite a bit of time there.
01:25:53.000 And what I found interesting is you've got this culture.
01:25:56.000 As old as the Aboriginals in Australia.
01:25:58.000 We're talking 60,000 years old more.
01:26:00.000 Very old culture, living in perfect harmony with nature in the mangroves there.
01:26:04.000 And they're not even stone people.
01:26:07.000 They're just wood people.
01:26:08.000 They don't even have anything.
01:26:09.000 And then now you have...
01:26:10.000 It's an Indonesian province.
01:26:13.000 And you have a lot of moss being built and a lot of...
01:26:16.000 The stuff that's kind of creeping in.
01:26:18.000 Western civilization is creeping in.
01:26:20.000 And the most disgusting thing I saw is that they've always gone down to the market and they've bought some food and it's wrapped in a banana leaf.
01:26:28.000 They eat the food and they throw the banana leaf off the boardwalk into the water.
01:26:32.000 Now, the mercantile empire is now in there.
01:26:34.000 There's lots of other people, Chinese, Javanese, coming in and being merchants, and they sell everything in plastic, single-use packets.
01:26:42.000 And so the same thing.
01:26:43.000 There's no garbage bins.
01:26:44.000 There's nothing around.
01:26:45.000 They open it.
01:26:45.000 They eat the food.
01:26:46.000 They throw the plastic over.
01:26:47.000 There is a metre and a half to two metres of just piles of plastic everywhere.
01:26:52.000 Everywhere.
01:26:53.000 Absolutely everywhere.
01:26:54.000 Because they don't have any ability.
01:26:55.000 They've got no education on it.
01:26:57.000 They've got no garbage collection.
01:26:59.000 And it's bloody disgusting.
01:27:04.000 It's crazy that you go to a beach, say, in Australia and you'll see one or two bits of plastic.
01:27:07.000 You're like, oh, this is terrible.
01:27:08.000 And you pick it up.
01:27:09.000 You go there and you're like, I need like 50 dump trucks to even get a start on this.
01:27:15.000 The plastic problem in the ocean is huge and it's not until you kind of go through Indonesia, even the Maldives, Seychelles, so much plastic everywhere and it's like meter high in places.
01:27:27.000 I heard the Maldives is one of the primary groups of islands that are at risk of global warming of being eradicated.
01:27:35.000 The highest point on the capital in the Maldives is two meters high.
01:27:41.000 Whoa.
01:27:42.000 Yeah.
01:27:42.000 When the tsunami in 2004 came, it went over the entire island.
01:27:45.000 I think it was only a little tiny patch that didn't have seawater go over it.
01:27:48.000 It's crazy.
01:27:50.000 I've got a picture on the Instagram, it was one of the first pictures I ever put up there, of the capital.
01:27:54.000 And you'll see it's something like 250,000 people in a tiny little island.
01:27:58.000 And it's...
01:27:59.000 Shocking.
01:28:00.000 Like, their sewerage just pumps straight out.
01:28:02.000 There's another island next to it that's the garbage island where they just take all the garbage and burn it.
01:28:07.000 So it's just this constant massive fire on the nearest island where they just burn garbage.
01:28:12.000 It's an environmental catastrophe that won't be there.
01:28:16.000 What?!
01:28:17.000 That's the Maldives?
01:28:18.000 Yeah.
01:28:19.000 Oh my god!
01:28:21.000 But this is Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, everywhere.
01:28:23.000 Oh my god!
01:28:25.000 That picture is so disturbing!
01:28:28.000 That first picture, Jamie, go back to that first one that you posted.
01:28:32.000 Oh my god.
01:28:33.000 Yeah.
01:28:34.000 That is goddamned insane.
01:28:37.000 We'd go there on these tours and we would actually spend the first hour before the guests come over just cleaning up plastic.
01:28:43.000 And then the first guests to come over would generally help us clean plastics as well and we would take back 10, 20 bags of garbage just so you could walk along a little bit of the beach and not have plastic everywhere.
01:28:52.000 Oh my god, that's horrible.
01:28:58.000 When you see the sheer numbers...
01:29:00.000 Jamie, what was your Google search so people could check out these images that are listening to this?
01:29:05.000 Maldives Plastic Island.
01:29:06.000 Oh, that's so horrific.
01:29:11.000 It's the entire island that's just covered with shit and plastic.
01:29:16.000 Yep.
01:29:17.000 Wow, people are so crazy.
01:29:18.000 And they're just burning it.
01:29:19.000 That's the only way they can do anything about it.
01:29:21.000 They just burn it.
01:29:24.000 And that's only 250,000 people, right?
01:29:26.000 Well, that's the Capitol.
01:29:27.000 Look at that.
01:29:28.000 Oh my God.
01:29:29.000 Jamie, on my Instagram, I think it's one of the first images I have.
01:29:32.000 Look at that photo of the Capitol.
01:29:36.000 Yeah, I was cruising past and I took a picture with a drone at sunset.
01:29:40.000 It's a great picture.
01:29:41.000 I quite like it.
01:29:43.000 But you just see the amount of people packed into this tiny little space.
01:29:48.000 And they've just got no means to recycle, do anything about it.
01:29:53.000 And it's probably got a couple of decades and then all those people have to go somewhere else.
01:29:59.000 You know, I always feel like that when I fly over Honolulu.
01:30:01.000 Like, Honolulu is so strange because Hawaii, you know, Oahu, I guess it is, has a million people on it.
01:30:09.000 And it's not that big, man.
01:30:10.000 It's not that big at all.
01:30:12.000 Is that it right there?
01:30:13.000 You flew over and took that top photo?
01:30:15.000 I think Jamie's still trying to find it.
01:30:20.000 I think I've actually got it.
01:30:21.000 Is it not scrolling or something?
01:30:22.000 For some reason, his Instagram page isn't letting me see past his last, like, ten pictures I have to do.
01:30:27.000 There you go.
01:30:27.000 It's up on the screen now.
01:30:28.000 Do you want to bring that up?
01:30:30.000 There you go.
01:30:31.000 Oh, wow.
01:30:32.000 Oh, my God.
01:30:33.000 That's insane.
01:30:34.000 It's insane, isn't it?
01:30:35.000 Like, how do people think this is sustainable?
01:30:37.000 Like, let's just build a massive city on a tiny little island.
01:30:39.000 With no food.
01:30:40.000 With no food.
01:30:41.000 Everything's imported.
01:30:42.000 They had a water crisis, I think it was last year.
01:30:44.000 They had to import all their water.
01:30:46.000 This is on your Instagram?
01:30:49.000 Yeah, there's a shot on the Instagram.
01:30:50.000 It's one of the first pictures I put up.
01:30:52.000 That's chaotic.
01:30:53.000 It seems like one of the worst engineered civilizations ever.
01:31:00.000 We're looking at, folks, for the people that are just listening to this, which is most of the people, we're looking at a small island, not very big, because you can see the entire thing, and it's filled with buildings.
01:31:11.000 There's nothing but buildings.
01:31:14.000 It doesn't look like there's any parks in there.
01:31:16.000 I mean, there's like a few patches of green, like very small, but most of it is just stacked buildings.
01:31:25.000 Yeah.
01:31:26.000 I mean, it brings, whenever I look at this, I just think of suburbia, the same thing.
01:31:30.000 Like, we all live in these little patches of land that if we wanted to grow our own food, we couldn't support ourselves.
01:31:35.000 We couldn't support anything.
01:31:36.000 Well, this is an argument for the asshole that used to run Australia, right?
01:31:40.000 The guy had it right.
01:31:41.000 Don't let anybody come and ruin your beautiful party.
01:31:43.000 You guys have a beautiful party.
01:31:45.000 You have a continental United States with as many people as Los Angeles.
01:31:50.000 Yep.
01:31:51.000 But you have some spots where you can't really live, right?
01:31:53.000 That's what I mean.
01:31:53.000 The whole interior is...
01:31:56.000 Death.
01:31:57.000 Poisonous snakes.
01:31:57.000 Look, it's livable.
01:31:58.000 People have massive ranches out there.
01:31:59.000 Well, China owns massive ranches out there.
01:32:01.000 China does?
01:32:02.000 That's a good one to bring up, Jamie.
01:32:04.000 There's a map of Australia and Chinese ownership.
01:32:07.000 It's crazy.
01:32:08.000 It's crazy.
01:32:10.000 What happened?
01:32:11.000 We've sold huge farms, these massive, massive farms in the center of Australia to China over the last five years or so.
01:32:18.000 What are the farms growing?
01:32:21.000 Cattle, whatever.
01:32:22.000 Mainly it's kind of livestock.
01:32:24.000 And are these Chinese folks taking these cattle and importing the beef in China?
01:32:29.000 Yeah, most of it will go straight to China, basically.
01:32:32.000 Wow.
01:32:33.000 So they just decided to buy some land and grow some cows in a new spot.
01:32:36.000 Well, we were already growing cows there, but yeah, they just bought them and then export them to China.
01:32:40.000 But just the sheer area is what's crazy.
01:32:46.000 I'm looking for pictures of the thing, but it blocked the size of an Ohio-sized ranch.
01:32:53.000 That's just the latest one.
01:32:54.000 They blocked the sale of a massive private cattle ranch to foreign buyers, saying it was contrary to the national interest.
01:33:00.000 Mmm.
01:33:01.000 Well, I mean like on one hand you'd say like hey, that's that's Xenophobic and it's awful and why would you do that?
01:33:09.000 But If you want to keep it the way it is, it's really no other way, right?
01:33:15.000 I just think you know the at the moment We as Australian people, we don't get any real benefit from that.
01:33:22.000 The profits go overseas or the product produce goes overseas.
01:33:26.000 We're not really seeing any benefit for it.
01:33:29.000 If we didn't sell it, if we leased it, completely agree.
01:33:32.000 Yeah, lease that stuff, whatever.
01:33:34.000 But the Australian people should retain ownership of that.
01:33:38.000 Because, I mean, if you ever do find the map, of course they've colored it in red to make it scary.
01:33:43.000 But it's a lot of Australia.
01:33:46.000 A billionaire buys $47 million worth of Australian cattle ranches to feed China's hunger for beef.
01:33:51.000 Wow.
01:33:54.000 China's nuts.
01:33:55.000 What a crazy place.
01:33:57.000 It's interesting.
01:33:59.000 Definitely an interesting place.
01:34:00.000 Well, it's...
01:34:01.000 I mean, again, the different styles of culture that we find, the different styles of the way human beings exist and coexist on this planet.
01:34:12.000 It's one of the weirder aspects of traveling.
01:34:15.000 You see what's normal to these people.
01:34:18.000 Oh, it's different in every country.
01:34:19.000 Everywhere.
01:34:20.000 And they accept it.
01:34:22.000 It's like, this is our normal.
01:34:23.000 What I like about China is that when it makes a decision on something, it's looking 40 years in the future, because it's by committee, you know?
01:34:34.000 When we in Australia or the States, we make a decision, it's based on the election cycle.
01:34:38.000 It's based on what can we get in four years' time.
01:34:41.000 And that's where I think China will actually leapfrog a lot of Western society, because what they're doing now is thinking about in 40 years' time.
01:34:48.000 So they're building big infrastructure before it's even required, where we in the Western world seem to just have crumbling infrastructure.
01:34:56.000 Yeah.
01:34:56.000 Yeah, we seem to be looking like four years.
01:34:59.000 We look like election cycles.
01:35:01.000 Your election is crazy.
01:35:03.000 Your election goes on for like two years.
01:35:05.000 In Australia, they go, we're going to have an election in 30 days' time.
01:35:08.000 They go back and forth for 30 days, we have an election.
01:35:11.000 30 days.
01:35:12.000 That's it.
01:35:12.000 Problem solved.
01:35:13.000 We had to stare at the people for a while.
01:35:15.000 Chip away at their armor.
01:35:16.000 Try to find out what the fuck makes them tick.
01:35:18.000 Campaigning for like two years.
01:35:19.000 I mean, that's just, yeah.
01:35:21.000 Yeah.
01:35:22.000 It's messed up.
01:35:23.000 It is messed up.
01:35:24.000 Well, it's also nobody really that you would want to be president wants to be president.
01:35:30.000 You know, ideally, you would want some...
01:35:32.000 Why is that, though?
01:35:32.000 Why?
01:35:33.000 Well, because they dig into your personal life too much, man.
01:35:35.000 They start fucking with your family.
01:35:37.000 They start fucking with your finances.
01:35:39.000 They start interviewing people you went to high school with and trying to chip away at any one possible moral issue you may or may not have had that they can blow up and stick in your face.
01:35:49.000 And you're down to these, like...
01:35:51.000 You get, like, egomaniacs like Trump or massively religious people like Ted Cruz or...
01:35:56.000 Ben Carson.
01:35:58.000 I don't understand Marco Rubio.
01:36:01.000 He's an odd one.
01:36:02.000 And then you get Hillary Clinton, who is essentially a lifelong politician who has been so deeply embedded into the system that she has a massively low trust rate.
01:36:14.000 Of course.
01:36:15.000 It's like 37% of people trust her.
01:36:19.000 This is crazy.
01:36:20.000 I mean, that's crazy.
01:36:21.000 63% are like, no fucking way.
01:36:24.000 The vast majority, you know, the obvious majority, at least, are, they're like, I don't trust her at all.
01:36:29.000 And then they, you know, they have to figure out what to do.
01:36:32.000 So will we ever see Joe Rogan for president?
01:36:33.000 No fucking way.
01:36:35.000 I wouldn't want that job.
01:36:36.000 It's a terrible job.
01:36:37.000 First of all, what I honestly believe is that the idea is massively archaic.
01:36:44.000 And I think the idea of having this one alpha primate that runs the tribe was fine if there's a hundred people.
01:36:51.000 But the idea of 300 million people being run by this one figurehead is nuts.
01:36:56.000 It doesn't work anymore.
01:36:57.000 It's stupid.
01:36:58.000 What we should have Is the president should be like the Queen of England.
01:37:02.000 Some goofball gets out in a fucking bulletproof Popemobile and drives around in waves.
01:37:07.000 No one gives a shit.
01:37:08.000 But she doesn't really dictate policy.
01:37:10.000 And I think the real president should be the internet.
01:37:13.000 I really believe firmly that with education and with access to information that we're all enjoying right now, that maybe not now because we're in this sort of...
01:37:26.000 I think we're going to be able to read each other's minds.
01:37:37.000 We're going to be able to tap into Instantaneous information directly to our mind and we're going to realize that The only way this is all gonna work out is if we don't allow anyone to abuse the environment for the sake of profit that we don't allow anyone to take life for the sake of profit that we don't allow anyone to lie to us about their motives for invading countries or for for dictating certain policy and and especially For
01:38:07.000 influencing other countries for the reason of profit.
01:38:11.000 We've got to stop that.
01:38:13.000 We've got to figure out a way to stop that.
01:38:14.000 And the only way to stop that is full disclosure amongst our leaders.
01:38:19.000 Transparency.
01:38:20.000 Massive transparency.
01:38:21.000 And I think that's going to happen in a natural way because I think it's going to be unavoidable.
01:38:26.000 I think in the future, like what you're seeing now, I think one of the reasons why you're seeing this poor group of people running for president is because the really rich and influential people that maybe would have run for president 20 or 30 years ago are like, fuck that job!
01:38:40.000 Because it's just too invasive.
01:38:42.000 And not only that, once you become president, you have to have Secret Service live with you for the rest of your life.
01:38:47.000 I mean, you're constantly on guard.
01:38:49.000 Everywhere you go, people hate you.
01:38:51.000 I mean, it's a crazy nutty job.
01:38:53.000 It's a nutty job.
01:38:55.000 It's almost like a...
01:38:56.000 You want it just because it's like this thing to achieve and then but you if you look at it on paper like what what is it's not like you're independently wealthy once you get in you really make you make very good money for the average person you make like I think it's like four hundred fifty or five hundred thousand dollars a year you know you certainly a good living but that's that's not like it's not worth it it's not worth it But they make money in the speeches.
01:39:22.000 That's also the really weird thing.
01:39:25.000 You find out how much Bill Clinton makes giving speeches now.
01:39:29.000 It's almost like they bribe you for what your policies were in office.
01:39:35.000 It's sort of like a sort of unwritten rule.
01:39:37.000 Like, do the right thing when you're in, and then when you're out, we'll have you come by, do a little talk.
01:39:42.000 You can be a CEO of this company and do this, that, and the other.
01:39:45.000 Have you seen the Democratic debates between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton where he asks her for the transcripts?
01:39:52.000 Oh, good for you.
01:39:53.000 You're probably living better.
01:39:55.000 No need to.
01:39:56.000 What is this?
01:39:57.000 The $153 million in Bill and Hillary Clinton speaking fees.
01:40:01.000 Mrs. Clinton was paid dearly by Wall Street, suggesting a conflict of interest despite her recent distancing.
01:40:07.000 No matter how much Mrs. Clinton hopes to lure Bernie Sanders voters, it must be hard at $220,000, $25,000 a pop.
01:40:16.000 That's how much she gets paid for a speech.
01:40:19.000 And he was like, this must have been an amazing speech.
01:40:22.000 I'd like to see the transcripts of this speech.
01:40:24.000 She ain't budging.
01:40:26.000 She's not releasing those.
01:40:27.000 I've...
01:40:28.000 I got in a bit of trouble for saying this about a year ago, but I honestly think the whole Trump candidacy is a conspiracy theory to make Hillary win.
01:40:39.000 Because you have someone so crazy on that side that people go, alright, we've had our fun, but time to get serious.
01:40:45.000 And they go for Hillary because it's the better option of the two.
01:40:48.000 Man, I don't know.
01:40:49.000 Where I don't fully agree with that, to tell you the truth.
01:40:51.000 I don't think Hilary is the...
01:40:52.000 I wonder.
01:40:53.000 You know, I wonder.
01:40:54.000 But I've got a story for you, Joe.
01:40:56.000 Okay.
01:40:57.000 On that trip to Easter Island, so we went from Tahiti to Easter Island, okay, over about two weeks or so.
01:41:03.000 And we had a gentleman on board who was kind of my political hero.
01:41:07.000 His name was Bob Brown, Australian senator, leader of the Green Party.
01:41:13.000 And so when I was growing up, you would have your talking heads, some topic coming on, and you'd have basically the Republican and the Democrat.
01:41:19.000 We call them liberals and Labor, whatever.
01:41:21.000 And it would be stupid comment, stupid comment.
01:41:24.000 And then you'd have this third one, the Greens guy.
01:41:27.000 He would come on and then just say something that actually made sense.
01:41:30.000 And so the whole time growing up, he was a bit of a political hero of mine.
01:41:33.000 Nothing worship or anything like that.
01:41:35.000 But I went, you know, out of all the politicians, this guy's at least got his head screwed on and is environmentally and progressive and stuff like that.
01:41:42.000 Environmentally conscious.
01:41:43.000 So he was on board as one of our guest lecturers kind of thing.
01:41:46.000 And he did lots of talks.
01:41:49.000 Fascinating, fascinating guy.
01:41:50.000 And I remember I did my climate change talk.
01:41:52.000 And so he came up to me afterwards and I hadn't had a long conversation with him yet.
01:41:56.000 And so I went to, you know, start going, oh, big fan, yada, yada.
01:42:00.000 And he turned around and went, you, Adam, you...
01:42:02.000 You need to be in politics.
01:42:03.000 You need to be a senator for the Greens in Australia.
01:42:05.000 And he pushed it big time.
01:42:07.000 You've got to do this.
01:42:08.000 You've got to do this.
01:42:09.000 We need younger people like you to do this.
01:42:12.000 And I must admit, I thought about it because I want to not change the world, but I want to do something to make this earth slightly better than what I arrived.
01:42:20.000 And that's a way to do it, for sure.
01:42:21.000 The thing that keeps me back from doing it is I would have to put up with politicians all day.
01:42:27.000 Right.
01:42:28.000 Who would want to put up with politicians all day?
01:42:31.000 That's what a miserable bunch of people.
01:42:33.000 And I don't know about...
01:42:34.000 I haven't watched much C-SPAN of Congress and stuff over here, but our parliament, they just sit there bitching at each other continuously.
01:42:40.000 That's all they do.
01:42:41.000 It's like the English parliament, you ever seen?
01:42:43.000 Mm-hmm.
01:42:44.000 Where they're just abusing each other, basically, and yelling, calling each other names all the time.
01:42:48.000 When they have a vote and they know the vote's not going to go their way, then you have to have, like, 60% of the people there to make the vote count.
01:42:55.000 They all run for the doors and try and get out before they lock the doors so that there's not enough people there to actually make it pass.
01:43:02.000 They just act like little schoolchildren.
01:43:03.000 They run?
01:43:04.000 They run.
01:43:05.000 Our prime minister, there's a video of it, Sprinting, because I go, the doors are going to be locked in two minutes.
01:43:09.000 And he's sprinting out of his seat to get out that door, because if he gets out that door, then he doesn't vote, and there's not enough votes, and then it doesn't go through.
01:43:15.000 It's just, like, we're paying these people to represent us, and they're just acting like little children.
01:43:20.000 What a goofy law.
01:43:21.000 Why would you want to surround yourself?
01:43:23.000 Imagine waking up every day and surrounding yourself with that.
01:43:26.000 I think we'd be way better off if individual human beings across the board, like the giant mass of us, if we all, everyone adult, had a say instead of an elected government, a representative government,
01:43:42.000 if we all had a say.
01:43:44.000 Democracy 2.0.
01:43:46.000 Exactly.
01:43:46.000 That's a great way of pointing it.
01:43:48.000 Yeah.
01:43:49.000 I think the representative government was a great idea back in the day when it was impossible to communicate with people.
01:43:54.000 Yeah, we don't need it anymore.
01:43:55.000 We don't need it anymore.
01:43:55.000 We don't need it anymore.
01:43:56.000 I agree.
01:43:56.000 There was a German party.
01:43:58.000 They tried to do it.
01:44:01.000 And, you know, they were quite successful.
01:44:03.000 They didn't get elected into power, so they couldn't do it.
01:44:05.000 But their idea was Democracy 2.0.
01:44:07.000 We just make a website, and you've got whatever issue we're voting on, everyone can vote.
01:44:11.000 Yeah.
01:44:11.000 And where I think they went wrong, because this is something I've thought about quite considerably, is where they went wrong is they're trying to change the whole system.
01:44:19.000 So they're going, we're going to come in, we're going to change the whole system.
01:44:21.000 And people freak out.
01:44:22.000 Of course.
01:44:22.000 They get scared.
01:44:23.000 So I thought, hang on, is there a way to achieve the same goal...
01:44:28.000 But through the non-profit angle, you know, instead of trying to change the whole thing.
01:44:31.000 And so it's something I started on, I started working on, and it's been put to the sidelines because I travel the world and I'm busy, you know.
01:44:38.000 But earthvote.network, where you had a place where you could go and vote, like a petition, but it's that one question that you answer stays on forever.
01:44:46.000 And so then, because in Australia all the time, you pick up a Murdoch newspaper.
01:44:50.000 And it'll say, 94% of Australians think this.
01:44:52.000 And then you read down the bottom, out of a survey of 500 people ringing landlines in one suburb in Sydney, I'm like, that's not a representation of what's going on.
01:45:02.000 Imagine if I could turn around and go, here's half a million people, and here's the percentage of what they think.
01:45:07.000 Then you're getting a more accurate representation of what's going on.
01:45:10.000 I think there's room for a website like that.
01:45:12.000 And obviously I've kind of given up on doing it myself, hence why I'm mentioning it right now.
01:45:16.000 Hopefully someone else takes it up.
01:45:18.000 But...
01:45:19.000 There's huge potential in taking clicktivism, which we currently see on Facebook and everything.
01:45:23.000 Everyone's happy to click on a link and spread the good word about some environmental concern but actually do something they're not so willing to do.
01:45:32.000 If you collate all that clicktivism into one spot and then you have data coming out of it, it actually becomes useful.
01:45:39.000 It actually can be used where you can go to a politician and say, 80% of your electorate think this, so you'll represent them.
01:45:45.000 Go do it.
01:45:46.000 And you've got some way.
01:45:48.000 And then the other aspect to it is to then actually do a kind of vote – not voting – keep a system of the politicians.
01:45:57.000 So say 80% of Australia thinks this, thinks A, and then the politician – The votes for a bill that's against that, then you give them a minus one point.
01:46:06.000 They vote for it, you give them a plus one point.
01:46:09.000 And so eventually you would work out basically which politicians are accurately representing their constituents and which ones are not.
01:46:16.000 And that's what we don't have.
01:46:17.000 How do you know that this guy that you're voting for has been representing the constituents?
01:46:21.000 You don't really know.
01:46:22.000 You've got to go back and look through 10 years of newspaper articles and try and deduce it.
01:46:26.000 Imagine if you could formulate that into a website.
01:46:29.000 It'd be a pretty powerful thing.
01:46:30.000 It'd be a very powerful thing.
01:46:32.000 I think that's the future.
01:46:33.000 I think the future, you know, as we're saying, as we get more access to, you know, the way people are influenced and we understand where the money is actually coming from, which is way more today than has ever been in the past.
01:46:45.000 You know, 30, 40 years ago, it was really difficult to find out what was motivating certain presidents or people that were candidates.
01:46:52.000 And you only got to see what they were projecting in front of the television.
01:46:56.000 That's why debates were important.
01:46:57.000 You get to see the way they spoke in debates, try to decipher and peel through it.
01:47:02.000 But we never had the kind of transparency that we have today.
01:47:06.000 If you want to know what's really going on with a politician, get him on the Joe Rogan podcast.
01:47:10.000 A politician for three hours, they can't bullshit for that long.
01:47:13.000 At some point, you would get under them, and you would find out what's actually going on.
01:47:17.000 I would have to do a lot of research, though.
01:47:19.000 I couldn't just have them on like you and just go, let's talk, man.
01:47:23.000 I would have to go deep.
01:47:25.000 But yeah, if you could get someone to talk for long periods of time, uncensored like that, without commercial breaks, without moderators, then you're going to get to see them.
01:47:32.000 These debates that they have are so ridiculous.
01:47:35.000 One person says something ridiculous to see Bernie Sanders raising his hand when he disagrees, waiting to have his turn.
01:47:40.000 And then she's talking over, and then he talks over, and you're running out of time, but let me finish my point!
01:47:46.000 And he goes, oh, it's like the method of distributing information is archaic.
01:47:51.000 It's not necessary anymore.
01:47:53.000 You know, they should have some sort of a freeform...
01:47:57.000 Freeform conversation that's available online where people can watch it and, you know, you have someone who is entertaining, that understands politics, run them through it, and just give some sort of a real detailed view to the American people of who these people are and what they're about.
01:48:16.000 But I think the people that are today, even Bernie Sanders, who's, you know, really revolutionary in a lot of ways and very progressive in a lot of ways, he's still a politician.
01:48:27.000 You know, he's still wearing a tie and a suit and all that nonsense, and he's still a part of this weird system, and he always has been, even though he's a rebel in a lot of ways.
01:48:35.000 But I think they're going to be like those people that are wearing powdered wigs in those ancient pictures.
01:48:39.000 Like, it's so old.
01:48:40.000 It's so crazy.
01:48:42.000 Like, this method of doing it.
01:48:43.000 Like, you have to do it this way.
01:48:45.000 Our lawyers in Australia still wear those wigs.
01:48:47.000 Do they really?
01:48:48.000 Yeah.
01:48:50.000 It's crazy.
01:48:50.000 What?
01:48:51.000 Yeah.
01:48:52.000 When you do...
01:48:53.000 It's...
01:48:53.000 Magistrate?
01:48:54.000 No.
01:48:55.000 So if you go to court, you have to wear a wig?
01:48:57.000 The lawyer in certain courts...
01:49:00.000 So let's say if you got in trouble for something...
01:49:02.000 No, no, no.
01:49:03.000 The defendant doesn't have to wear one.
01:49:05.000 No, no, no.
01:49:06.000 Not you.
01:49:06.000 But I'm saying you're a lawyer.
01:49:08.000 What the fuck am I looking at, Jamie?
01:49:10.000 That's a barrister, I think it is.
01:49:11.000 Yeah.
01:49:12.000 Okay.
01:49:13.000 So...
01:49:13.000 Boy, you guys are going to get on the fucking ball.
01:49:16.000 You guys are crazy.
01:49:18.000 So...
01:49:19.000 Sorry to interject, but I just...
01:49:20.000 So if you get in trouble, if you did something, if you got accused of something, and you hired a lawyer, your lawyer would have to wear a wacky wig like that?
01:49:28.000 Yes.
01:49:29.000 Wow.
01:49:30.000 In certain courts.
01:49:34.000 What courts?
01:49:35.000 Oh, now you're stretching my memory on it.
01:49:37.000 A lot of them?
01:49:38.000 I think it's not a magistrate, a barrister.
01:49:42.000 Yeah, something like that.
01:49:43.000 Good lord.
01:49:44.000 Definitely New South Wales in some of them, yeah.
01:49:46.000 Actually, I went to court for the first time last year.
01:49:49.000 First time.
01:49:50.000 For what?
01:49:51.000 I got charged with being a terrorist.
01:49:54.000 You did?
01:49:55.000 Yeah.
01:49:56.000 For something environmental, I would imagine?
01:49:59.000 No.
01:50:00.000 What'd you do?
01:50:01.000 I went through airport security with a pocket knife by accident.
01:50:05.000 Oh my god.
01:50:06.000 Yeah.
01:50:07.000 In Australia, we're a bit of a nanny state at the moment.
01:50:10.000 We've brought in a lot of laws that just are ridiculous.
01:50:13.000 And so it used to be, you go through airport security with your Swiss Army knife, they take it off you and they go...
01:50:19.000 Right.
01:50:20.000 And away you go.
01:50:21.000 That's it.
01:50:22.000 They changed the law two weeks before I went through.
01:50:24.000 And it was just a random mistake.
01:50:26.000 I had a pocket knife with my camera gear.
01:50:28.000 I had to rearrange my bag because I was overweight.
01:50:32.000 And I put it in my carry-on by mistake.
01:50:34.000 I didn't realize it was a pocket knife.
01:50:35.000 It was a simple mistake.
01:50:36.000 We do it all the time.
01:50:38.000 People do it all the time.
01:50:39.000 And yeah, so they got it and I was like, oh, crap.
01:50:42.000 Because it's a good knife.
01:50:43.000 I was like, oh, well, yeah, whatever.
01:50:45.000 I'm late for my flight.
01:50:46.000 And then I went to walk away and they went, oh, hang on, hang on.
01:50:48.000 The Australian Federal Police need to speak to you.
01:50:50.000 I'm like, what do you mean?
01:50:52.000 So the police came over and they were trying to give me off on a caution.
01:50:55.000 They were ringing their superior and trying to give me a caution because they could see clear as day that it's just a stupid mistake.
01:51:00.000 And the supervisor said, no, no, the law's changed.
01:51:03.000 They have to go to court now.
01:51:04.000 And so I was charged with possession of a deadly weapon, basically with intent to hijack an aircraft.
01:51:11.000 Oh, my God.
01:51:12.000 And it cost me thousands of dollars.
01:51:14.000 Because it wasn't the airport I got...
01:51:17.000 Done at was about 2,000 kilometers away from where I live, so I had to travel back there.
01:51:22.000 And then I had to get a lawyer, which was just hilarious.
01:51:25.000 I paid a guy $1,000.
01:51:27.000 He didn't even show up.
01:51:28.000 He sent someone else.
01:51:29.000 Gave me a call half an hour beforehand.
01:51:32.000 Yeah, everything was just like, God.
01:51:34.000 And so I knew more about the law than he did, but anyway.
01:51:37.000 But then the substitute lawyer?
01:51:39.000 Yeah.
01:51:40.000 Oh, God.
01:51:41.000 I knew more about the actual legislation I was getting charged under.
01:51:43.000 Basically, the legislation has no difference between a bazooka and a pocket knife.
01:51:49.000 They're the same thing.
01:51:49.000 AK-47 and that, it's the same thing in the minds of the law.
01:51:52.000 Could you kill somebody with it?
01:51:54.000 If so, it's the same thing.
01:51:55.000 It's the same thing.
01:51:55.000 If I tried to get through airport security with a bazooka, I'd be under the same legislation and under the same thing.
01:52:00.000 And so I got off lightly instead of getting years in jail because, obviously, first offense, no prior record, all that sort of stuff.
01:52:08.000 I got...
01:52:09.000 I don't know.
01:52:30.000 Do you think that's the same sort of momentum that's behind getting rid of the immigrants and shipping them off to new places and putting people in jail for reporting on it?
01:52:40.000 We have stuff like your Patriot Act, where they bring in a law that does all this sort of stuff, and they don't debate it.
01:52:46.000 It just goes instantly through.
01:52:47.000 And no one even reads the law of what's going through.
01:52:50.000 And we had this whole...
01:52:51.000 It was so staged.
01:52:53.000 It was so easily...
01:52:54.000 You could see it was staged where they had...
01:52:55.000 We've arrested 20 terrorists in Sydney.
01:52:58.000 Now, they actually had to let them all go because they didn't have anything on any of them.
01:53:02.000 But they filmed it, and it was on national news of them raiding all these places, and then immediately brought in, a week later, new laws that no one debated.
01:53:10.000 No one even read and brought them in.
01:53:11.000 And one of those laws were, yeah, you take a pocket knife through airport security, you have to go to court to defend yourself.
01:53:17.000 That's such a stupid law.
01:53:18.000 I mean, the United States laws, which are pretty strict, are nothing like that.
01:53:21.000 I went through security accidentally with a pocket knife.
01:53:24.000 They just took it.
01:53:25.000 Everyone does this, but I had to spend $3,000, $4,000 of my own money and try and...
01:53:31.000 Work this out that way.
01:53:32.000 And now, to this day, whenever I travel, my bags, if I have a short transit, my bags won't make it because they get searched at every single airport I go along on the list.
01:53:43.000 I just spent three weeks in Antarctica with no luggage.
01:53:47.000 It never arrived.
01:53:48.000 Oh, Christ.
01:53:49.000 Because it went through extra security and then didn't arrive for a couple of days and I was already down in Antarctica.
01:53:57.000 Just because of a pocket knife.
01:53:58.000 Just because of a pocket knife.
01:54:00.000 Yeah, in America, I went through it in Denver.
01:54:02.000 I had a backpack.
01:54:04.000 And the backpack in one of the small pockets had a very small knife in it.
01:54:08.000 And they sent me through secondary screening.
01:54:10.000 He goes, I think you got a pocket knife in your backpack.
01:54:13.000 I go, ah!
01:54:13.000 Sorry.
01:54:14.000 The guy took it.
01:54:15.000 And that was it?
01:54:16.000 Yeah.
01:54:16.000 Take it easy.
01:54:17.000 Okay.
01:54:18.000 Bye.
01:54:18.000 Done.
01:54:19.000 That's what it's always been like, but they changed the law.
01:54:21.000 That's so crazy.
01:54:22.000 That doesn't make any sense at all.
01:54:24.000 It's a waste of my money.
01:54:26.000 It's a waste of the court's money.
01:54:27.000 But do you think they're doing it to try to make more money by making more court cases?
01:54:31.000 Well, I had to pay the court costs.
01:54:33.000 Yeah.
01:54:34.000 I mean, obviously.
01:54:35.000 But I just think it's law upon laws.
01:54:38.000 And in Australia, we are shocking at laws upon laws and laws.
01:54:44.000 No one speeds in Australia.
01:54:45.000 I drove down from San Francisco yesterday, and it was ludicrous how fast people were driving, like above the speed limit.
01:54:51.000 Because the speed that they were driving, like 40 k's over the speed limit or something, that in Australia is you lose your license instantly.
01:54:57.000 You don't have a license for the next year.
01:54:59.000 Really?
01:54:59.000 Yeah, so no one speeds like that.
01:55:01.000 For a year?
01:55:02.000 Yep.
01:55:03.000 Oh, God.
01:55:04.000 So, yeah, but that's because we just have so many laws.
01:55:07.000 We just have so many different laws in that respect.
01:55:11.000 That's disturbing.
01:55:12.000 But that's not what I wanted to talk to you about, man.
01:55:14.000 Bumming me out about Australia.
01:55:15.000 I was thinking about moving to Australia.
01:55:17.000 I'm like, maybe that's the spot.
01:55:18.000 I've heard that a lot from Americans since Trump's doing his thing.
01:55:22.000 No, it's not because of that.
01:55:23.000 I just like it.
01:55:25.000 I mean, I wouldn't really move there.
01:55:27.000 But if the shit hit the fan, someone blew up Manhattan or something like that, I'd be like, oop, time to jolt.
01:55:32.000 Or bolt.
01:55:33.000 Whatever.
01:55:33.000 Whatever it is.
01:55:34.000 That's an interesting one.
01:55:36.000 Where I was for 9-11.
01:55:38.000 Where were you?
01:55:39.000 I was up in the very northern reaches of Australia, in the middle of nowhere.
01:55:46.000 So far away that you couldn't get any signal for anything.
01:55:48.000 But one of the people on board had a shortwave radio, like a ham radio.
01:55:53.000 And so I learned of 9-11 via radio, and it was like War of the Worlds, man.
01:55:58.000 It sounded like the whole world was going to shine.
01:56:02.000 But we were on a boat in the middle of nowhere, and we did kind of just all look at each other and go, well, we've got...
01:56:06.000 Two or three months worth supply of food here.
01:56:08.000 We can stretch that out with fishing and we're in the middle of nowhere.
01:56:11.000 We can go sit up that creek over there.
01:56:13.000 And yeah, we were kind of pretty bug out.
01:56:15.000 It wasn't until about two months later that I actually got back and saw the images of what happened.
01:56:19.000 But it sounded like War of the Worlds.
01:56:21.000 When you listen to that sort of event over a radio, it was scary.
01:56:25.000 That's a weird way to get information, too.
01:56:28.000 So retro, to get information about some sort of a gigantic catastrophe or calamity, horrendous event like 9-11, to get it off a radio.
01:56:44.000 It sounded like World War III. That's what it sounded like.
01:56:48.000 From the radio, at least.
01:56:50.000 Yeah.
01:56:50.000 Well, it looked like World War III on TV that day, too, though, in all fairness.
01:56:54.000 I remember watching it on TV and went with a bunch of my friends because there was no flights.
01:57:00.000 I had some gigs planned.
01:57:02.000 I couldn't go.
01:57:02.000 I was actually supposed to be in Manhattan that week.
01:57:06.000 Lucky.
01:57:06.000 Yeah.
01:57:07.000 I was supposed to fly to Manhattan the week after September 11th, and all flights were cancelled.
01:57:12.000 And I remember hanging out with some friends in LA, and everybody was bugging out, like, what is going to happen?
01:57:18.000 And then we were aware, because of the news, that there was no flights.
01:57:22.000 Beautiful clear skies.
01:57:24.000 It was strange.
01:57:25.000 Strange how you look up.
01:57:27.000 Like, there's no airplanes.
01:57:29.000 Just nothing.
01:57:30.000 You don't hear them.
01:57:31.000 You look up.
01:57:31.000 You don't see any.
01:57:33.000 I think it was...
01:57:33.000 Some of the clearest skies ever recorded over the USA, over that...
01:57:36.000 Yeah, well not only that, the temperature lowered.
01:57:40.000 It changed the temperature of the Earth.
01:57:41.000 Or maybe raised.
01:57:43.000 I forget one of them.
01:57:44.000 Less water vapor it would have lowered.
01:57:46.000 Yeah, it would have got a little bit cooler.
01:57:47.000 Is that what it is?
01:57:48.000 Yeah.
01:57:49.000 Because less water vapor.
01:57:49.000 One of the things happened, either raised or lowered, depending upon...
01:57:53.000 There's also the water vapor could protect the atmosphere in a lot, because it's like cloud cover, you know, when you get contrails.
01:58:00.000 I don't know which one it was, but it was like a noticeable amount that had changed.
01:58:04.000 The amount of CO2 in airplanes pumping out is nothing too serious.
01:58:07.000 It's practically, actually, one of the most efficient forms of transport you can have per person.
01:58:11.000 But where it's injecting that CO2 and that water vapor up in that, you know, in a high atmosphere...
01:58:16.000 Yeah, it's doing some damage.
01:58:18.000 It is.
01:58:19.000 Oh, yeah.
01:58:19.000 Not as much as I think we give it credit for.
01:58:21.000 Well, the other thing is people that live near airports suffer some...
01:58:25.000 What is that, Jamie?
01:58:26.000 What did you just put up?
01:58:27.000 It got hotter, actually.
01:58:28.000 Yeah, it did get hotter.
01:58:30.000 Yeah.
01:58:30.000 Yeah.
01:58:32.000 Two degrees hotter.
01:58:33.000 Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
01:58:34.000 Because I think is the lack of...
01:58:36.000 Because those contrails that are created, the artificial clouds that are created by jet engines naturally stirring up the humidity in the atmosphere.
01:58:44.000 Maybe they're reflecting back solar radiation.
01:58:47.000 Well, that's where all the chemtrail craziness comes from.
01:58:51.000 The geoengineering people, they believe that that is actually done on purpose.
01:58:55.000 And then what we're doing is we're making artificial clouds, try to control the environment.
01:59:00.000 Well, it's not true.
01:59:02.000 I mean, we know why those things are made.
01:59:05.000 It's a natural formation that happens when you have a jet engine passes through condensation.
01:59:10.000 It creates clouds.
01:59:10.000 Contrails, not chemtrails.
01:59:11.000 I always try and point that one out to people.
01:59:14.000 There's a guy named Mick West who runs this website called Metabunk and just sort of debunks a lot of really commonly held ideas that conspiracy theorists tend to grab onto.
01:59:24.000 But he calls it the training wheels of conspiracy theories because it's like in the sky above your head.
01:59:28.000 Like, what is that?
01:59:30.000 You're like, we gotta get to the bottom of this!
01:59:31.000 And that's sort of where, instead of researching what actually happens with jet engines and condensation, and people say, well, how come one day there'll be no contrails and another day there'll be a lot?
01:59:44.000 Well, how come one day it rains and another day it doesn't rain?
01:59:47.000 Temperature, really?
01:59:47.000 Well, it's condensation.
01:59:49.000 It's the amount of moisture in the atmosphere.
01:59:51.000 Whatever.
01:59:52.000 This is a different subject.
01:59:53.000 I wanted to talk to you about some other shit that you had on your...
01:59:57.000 You had a neurological decompression illness.
02:00:02.000 So you're trying to go happy here, but this is actually getting sad.
02:00:05.000 Well, this is scary.
02:00:06.000 Yeah, it's a messed up story.
02:00:08.000 I was hoping you were going to do another one first.
02:00:09.000 Oh, really?
02:00:10.000 That's all right.
02:00:10.000 We can do that.
02:00:11.000 We don't have to.
02:00:12.000 No, I want to tell you, it's a depressing topic.
02:00:16.000 What happened?
02:00:17.000 So, scuba diving.
02:00:19.000 I've been scuba diving since I was like 12 years old.
02:00:21.000 13,000 dives.
02:00:23.000 I've spent a lot of time underwater.
02:00:25.000 Whoa.
02:00:26.000 And so one might say it's inevitable.
02:00:28.000 I don't know.
02:00:29.000 So I was diving.
02:00:30.000 Nothing too serious, you know.
02:00:32.000 Shallow dive.
02:00:33.000 It was a bit of a current.
02:00:34.000 I was swimming into a bit of a current.
02:00:36.000 Maybe slightly dehydrated, who knows?
02:00:39.000 But yeah, I got messed up.
02:00:40.000 Now, I've been diving for nine days prior to that, four dives a day, so I'd had some residual nitrogen.
02:00:45.000 I've got bubbles in my blood, basically.
02:00:47.000 And then doing this one, I guess, a little bit of exertion underwater and stuff like that, yeah, I got messed up.
02:00:53.000 So when I came out of the water, you have bad headache and stuff like that.
02:00:57.000 And then eventually...
02:01:00.000 I was looking down at my hands and my hands had gone into fists and I couldn't open my hands anymore.
02:01:06.000 And that to me was the big thing straight away.
02:01:09.000 I was like, whoa, I've never had that before where I didn't have control of my body.
02:01:14.000 And so my hands were all classed.
02:01:17.000 I ran upstairs to my bunk, told the first mate, you know, get the oxygen and stuff like that.
02:01:21.000 I've got, something's going wrong here.
02:01:23.000 And then when I laid down in my bunk, severe pain going over the whole entire body.
02:01:29.000 Arms and hands both totally paralyzed, couldn't move them.
02:01:34.000 Enormous, enormous amount of pain.
02:01:36.000 Box jellyfish pain or...
02:01:38.000 Uh, no.
02:01:40.000 Childbirth pain?
02:01:40.000 No, no, nothing near that.
02:01:42.000 I think more just scary pain because you just don't know what's going on, you know?
02:01:45.000 You just don't know.
02:01:46.000 Your whole body is just suddenly doing stuff that it's never done before.
02:01:50.000 And so I went on oxygen and I ended up passing out, actually, after a few, maybe half an hour or so, I ended up passing out.
02:01:56.000 And then I woke up and I was just really dopey and doughy and stuff.
02:02:00.000 And Long story short, for various reasons, I didn't actually get treatment for about six days.
02:02:07.000 It was a very remote area and there's all this stuff there.
02:02:11.000 And then I spent nine days in a chamber, a decompression chamber, basically.
02:02:16.000 Wow.
02:02:17.000 To try and repair what had gone wrong.
02:02:21.000 Because I had...
02:02:25.000 Nerve damage in the hands and feet, spine and brain.
02:02:29.000 So I had some significant brain damage.
02:02:33.000 The damage to the spine causes a lot of fatigue and things like that.
02:02:37.000 And then the hands and feet are just pain, basically.
02:02:40.000 Yeah, and that happened in 2012. I got messed up.
02:02:44.000 I got messed up.
02:02:45.000 So brain damage, like what kind of brain damage?
02:02:48.000 Literally, brain damage.
02:02:49.000 So what's going on in my body is lots of little tiny bubbles, basically, are all in my nerves, bloodstream, everywhere, and they cause inflammation and they kill stuff.
02:02:57.000 I had a lot of muscle atrophy.
02:02:59.000 I had a lot of muscles just die on me because their blood supply had been blocked by these little bubbles going around.
02:03:04.000 And do you see a difference in your body?
02:03:06.000 Does it turn black and blue or does it just shrink?
02:03:10.000 You lose all your muscle mass.
02:03:12.000 It just shrivels.
02:03:13.000 You lose your muscle mass.
02:03:15.000 Does it change the appearance of the skin?
02:03:17.000 No.
02:03:18.000 Do you see yellowing where it's rotting underneath it or anything?
02:03:21.000 No.
02:03:21.000 Nothing like that.
02:03:22.000 I had to learn how to walk again.
02:03:24.000 I could barely walk.
02:03:26.000 And I had to learn vocabulary was a hard one.
02:03:28.000 I used to have a really good vocabulary and not so much anymore.
02:03:32.000 I killed a lot of brain cells.
02:03:34.000 Wow.
02:03:34.000 I killed a lot of brain cells.
02:03:35.000 So you feel stupider?
02:03:39.000 That's a bad word.
02:03:40.000 That's a rude way of putting it.
02:03:42.000 I tested my IQ beforehand, and I was about at 150, 160 mark.
02:03:48.000 Wow, for real?
02:03:49.000 Yeah, and now I'm about 120, 125. So you're still a fucking genius.
02:03:53.000 I wouldn't go that far.
02:03:54.000 But I dropped some IQ points, that's for sure.
02:03:56.000 Wow, well you used to be a genius, for sure.
02:03:59.000 Yeah, I had like a photographic memory.
02:04:02.000 150, 160 is definitely genius.
02:04:04.000 I thought too much, basically.
02:04:05.000 Maybe it's better for you to be a little stupider.
02:04:07.000 Well, I enjoy bad movies now.
02:04:09.000 There you go.
02:04:10.000 Yeah.
02:04:10.000 Like Adam Sandler movies or like what?
02:04:12.000 Reese Witherspoon movies?
02:04:13.000 Any movie that's predictable where before I'd be like, I know what's going to happen.
02:04:15.000 Legally Blonde?
02:04:16.000 Do you watch that over and over again?
02:04:17.000 You name any of these movies and that's it.
02:04:19.000 I appreciate bad movies.
02:04:20.000 There's always a positive side to everything, you know?
02:04:24.000 So it actually made you significantly less intelligent and you can consume pop culture now?
02:04:30.000 Yeah, basically.
02:04:31.000 Do you enjoy reality shows now?
02:04:33.000 No.
02:04:34.000 Housewives of Beverly Hills?
02:04:36.000 My TV at home isn't actually connected to an aerial.
02:04:39.000 Oh, you're one of those guys.
02:04:41.000 I don't like advertising.
02:04:43.000 I think advertising is evil.
02:04:44.000 So you use Netflix or something like that?
02:04:46.000 Yeah.
02:04:46.000 Well, that's smart.
02:04:47.000 That's the future anyway, right?
02:04:48.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:04:50.000 Anything good is on iTunes already.
02:04:52.000 You know, mostly good shows.
02:04:53.000 You know, Walking Dead or Game of Thrones or anything like that.
02:04:56.000 You can always find them.
02:04:57.000 Well, I want to choose my own schedule as well.
02:04:59.000 I don't want to be, oh, Wednesday night I have to stay in because I want to watch that one show.
02:05:03.000 My kids don't know what commercials are really.
02:05:06.000 They don't understand it.
02:05:07.000 And most of the time we watch shows with them.
02:05:09.000 We watch it on DVR and you can fast forward through commercials.
02:05:12.000 But occasionally we'll watch one of their favorite shows and it'll come on and they'll watch it while it's on.
02:05:18.000 And then the show will be on, and then it'll go to commercial, and they reach for the remote.
02:05:23.000 And it's like, it's not letting them fast forward.
02:05:26.000 I'm like, what is going on here?
02:05:28.000 Why do we have to watch this?
02:05:29.000 I'm like, well, that's a commercial.
02:05:31.000 That's how it normally is.
02:05:32.000 Yeah, welcome to what we had to deal with.
02:05:34.000 But the look on their little faces, when you see a little look on a five- or six-year-old's face, you're like, what the fuck?!
02:05:40.000 I have to watch this stupid thing?
02:05:43.000 And they're watching these commercials like puzzled.
02:05:46.000 Even a child realizes this is a dumb way to advertise things.
02:05:52.000 I think it makes you not want to purchase those things that they've interrupted your program for.
02:05:59.000 Ah, but that's because you're intelligent.
02:06:02.000 I would say it does work for a vast majority of people who don't, you know, it's just subliminal.
02:06:08.000 They're not even thinking about it, but it just goes in, hey, I want a Coke.
02:06:11.000 Don't you think it works less and less, though?
02:06:13.000 Possibly as we get, you know, disassociated with it, with Netflix and stuff like that, as we move away from it.
02:06:19.000 But I think advertising is evil.
02:06:22.000 Have you ever seen the South Park?
02:06:23.000 The later South Park, because they go on to it quite well.
02:06:25.000 But advertising, yeah, I see why it's there.
02:06:29.000 But, yeah, I... It really bugs me.
02:06:32.000 And it bugs me probably also because in Australia we have such terrible ads.
02:06:35.000 Terrible.
02:06:36.000 We had Chris Bell and Mark Bell from the documentary Bigger, Stronger, Faster, and the new one, Prescription Thugs, where they go over the effect of the prescription drug industry and what massive influence it has on people and the amount of people that are hooked on pain pills and whatnot.
02:06:52.000 Those ads are banned in Australia, by the way.
02:06:53.000 They should be.
02:06:54.000 And they were talking in the documentary about during the Reagan administration when they became legal and they started advertising for all these drugs and how much different the landscape changed when all of a sudden there was an ad that showed you all these things that maybe you have an issue and maybe you should talk to your doctor about this stuff.
02:07:14.000 And then the sales go through the roof.
02:07:16.000 They get addicted to that money that comes from those sales.
02:07:19.000 It's a really disturbing aspect of our society that you can advertise for drugs, like prescription pharmaceuticals.
02:07:26.000 How many different drugs an average American is on at any one point?
02:07:31.000 When I was in the dive industry as a dive supervisor, I would get...
02:07:35.000 Lists of everyone on board and their medical conditions and what drugs they were currently taking.
02:07:39.000 And Australian, it's just like, oh, yeah, yeah, nothing, boom, nothing, boom.
02:07:42.000 American, they'd have five or six things listed there, and then I would have to actually go do the research on each drug and see if they conflicted with diving and stuff like that.
02:07:51.000 It was a lot of work, and you're kind of like, oh, this is an upper, and this is a downer, and this is a kind of leveler, and this is a...
02:07:57.000 What the...
02:07:58.000 Well, people have antidepressants and they have an extra, a bilify that they add to an antidepressant if that antidepressant isn't doing the job.
02:08:06.000 But it could cause society to collapse and your asshole explodes and you bleed out.
02:08:14.000 Some side effects make it.
02:08:15.000 Suicidal thoughts.
02:08:16.000 It's apparently like...
02:08:18.000 There's a lot attached to it, like the fine print at the end, when they scroll through it, it may cause, blah, blah, blah.
02:08:24.000 It's like this huge list of possibilities that could go horribly wrong.
02:08:28.000 But some people, they just always think that a pill is the answer.
02:08:32.000 And I think that's also part of the programming that's sort of been indoctrinated.
02:08:37.000 I'm in a really tough spot at this point in the last few years, basically.
02:08:40.000 Because I've always believed, don't take a pill.
02:08:42.000 You've got a headache?
02:08:44.000 You take a headache pill.
02:08:45.000 But you don't take a pill every single day of your life.
02:08:48.000 There's no point for that.
02:08:49.000 Unless you have something like diabetes or something, right?
02:08:52.000 Yeah.
02:08:52.000 There's obviously some exceptions there.
02:08:54.000 But lo and behold, most people can actually, with diabetes, even change their diet and sort of go that way.
02:08:59.000 There are ways to do it without taking a pill every day.
02:09:02.000 But now I'm under this thing where...
02:09:04.000 Since that accident with decompression sickness, I have pain constantly.
02:09:08.000 Right now?
02:09:09.000 Yes.
02:09:10.000 You're in pain?
02:09:11.000 Constantly.
02:09:11.000 Well, you're hiding it very well.
02:09:13.000 Well, what do you do with your life?
02:09:15.000 Just cry.
02:09:15.000 Go over there and cry.
02:09:17.000 I'll hide in the corner.
02:09:19.000 But what are you going to do?
02:09:20.000 What kind of pain is it that you're in right now?
02:09:22.000 Hands and feet, basically.
02:09:24.000 Hands and feet.
02:09:24.000 Just throbbing or aching?
02:09:27.000 More a stabbing pain.
02:09:27.000 It feels like someone's got a needle.
02:09:28.000 Right now?
02:09:29.000 You have a stabbing pain in your hands and feet that you just become accustomed to?
02:09:32.000 Yeah.
02:09:32.000 Wow.
02:09:33.000 Wow.
02:09:33.000 It's all the nerve damage.
02:09:35.000 Have you looked into hyperbaric chambers?
02:09:39.000 Well, I did nine days straight after it happened.
02:09:42.000 Hyperbaric chambers?
02:09:43.000 Yeah, so I did nine days in hyperbaric chambers.
02:09:46.000 Have you looked into continual therapy with that?
02:09:48.000 It's not something that'll let me.
02:09:50.000 I would have to go pay for it myself, basically.
02:09:53.000 I'd have to pay thousands of dollars to go get oxygen therapy, like what footballers do.
02:09:58.000 Footballers go do it so they heal quicker.
02:10:00.000 If you actually talk to a doctor, they would say it probably wouldn't do much because You do it after the event, but now, we're talking four years later, they're like, eh, probably wouldn't do much.
02:10:10.000 But the problem with decompression sickness is there's not a lot of evidence.
02:10:14.000 There's not a lot of research.
02:10:15.000 There is a whole heap of research, but it's classified by the U.S. Navy.
02:10:21.000 Most of the stuff out there, there's not a lot of data.
02:10:25.000 And so I remember going to these doctors and they're like, eh, we don't really know.
02:10:29.000 How do you go?
02:10:30.000 There's no set plan.
02:10:31.000 Oh, you've got decompression sickness.
02:10:32.000 Where do we go from here to fix it?
02:10:34.000 There isn't.
02:10:34.000 They're kind of like, oh, we'll try this drug.
02:10:36.000 We'll try this drug.
02:10:37.000 We'll try this drug.
02:10:37.000 We'll try this drug.
02:10:38.000 We'll just keep trying different drugs and see what happens, basically.
02:10:42.000 Whoa.
02:10:43.000 I've tried a lot of drugs in the last four years.
02:10:45.000 What has offered you the most relief?
02:10:49.000 I'll get in a lot of trouble for saying it, but acupuncture was actually...
02:10:53.000 Why would you get in trouble for saying that?
02:10:54.000 The anti-acupuncture lobby?
02:10:56.000 Well, it's not...
02:10:58.000 Basically, I had to find some guy who kind of did it.
02:11:01.000 He was a doctor, and then he did acupuncture, as we call it bulk billing, as part of the government sort of thing, so I could get it.
02:11:08.000 So I did that, and that reduced my pain by about half.
02:11:11.000 Really?
02:11:12.000 Straight afterwards.
02:11:12.000 Yeah.
02:11:13.000 Huge thing.
02:11:13.000 Wow, that's amazing.
02:11:15.000 The other drugs I tried...
02:11:16.000 Oh, God.
02:11:17.000 I mean, the names weren't kind of mixed over here sort of thing.
02:11:21.000 The first thing they did is they chuck you on antipresents, Cymbalta, that sort of stuff.
02:11:26.000 Because they're like, well, he's just having trouble adjusting to the fact that he's in pain all the time, so let's give him an antidepressant so he's happy.
02:11:33.000 Which, it does take the edge off, but it's, A, I'm kind of half against it, but B, you just had to keep upping the dose.
02:11:41.000 You start off on 10 milligrams, and then in a month's time, it wouldn't do anything anymore.
02:11:44.000 You go to 20, and you just keep upping the dose.
02:11:47.000 So you just become accustomed to the dosage?
02:11:49.000 Yeah, because it's not taking the pain away, it's just taking the edge off, making you not think about it so much.
02:11:54.000 One of the reasons why a friend of mine got off of them, he said he realized you're going to get adapted to whatever dose they give you, and then you're going to come up with some, well, this isn't working anymore because your body's accustomed to it.
02:12:06.000 You built up a tolerance, so we're going to try a new SSRI on you.
02:12:09.000 Yeah.
02:12:10.000 I eventually got off the Cymbalta because I was getting to basically the depressive doses.
02:12:17.000 I was getting up to 60 milligrams or something.
02:12:19.000 And so I was like, well, I don't want to keep going with this.
02:12:21.000 And quite frankly, it's not doing much.
02:12:23.000 So I got off that and they put me on one called Lyrica, which is an epileptic drug.
02:12:28.000 Jesus.
02:12:29.000 I've tried a lot of drugs.
02:12:31.000 And that just messed with me, messed with my head.
02:12:34.000 I had to quit it because I was going to lose my job because I just didn't turn up to work anymore.
02:12:37.000 I would sleep through my alarms and wake up four or five hours later and it just messed with me.
02:12:42.000 And I was captain of a ship at the time, so I'm like, I can't be driving a ship.
02:12:46.000 I can't be in charge of all these people.
02:12:49.000 And being messed up on some epileptic drugs.
02:12:52.000 So I stopped doing that one.
02:12:55.000 Then, what did I try after that?
02:12:58.000 N-Dep, which is an antidepressant from the 60s, I believe.
02:13:03.000 It's not used at all anymore.
02:13:05.000 But let's think, there's no evidence.
02:13:07.000 There's like, oh, we have like 10 drugs here.
02:13:09.000 So they're just experimenting on you.
02:13:10.000 They're just experimenting on you.
02:13:11.000 And so I've been on that one for a while.
02:13:12.000 The same thing, I just kept getting...
02:13:14.000 Well, the first time I took it, I actually slept for about 20 hours straight.
02:13:17.000 It just messed me up.
02:13:17.000 So I've been kind of...
02:13:19.000 Very low doses of it.
02:13:21.000 And once again, it just stopped not really doing much for the pain.
02:13:25.000 And then I said I just spent three weeks in Antarctica with no bags, which means no medication either.
02:13:30.000 So I actually just spent three weeks without it.
02:13:32.000 And I noticed straight away I had more energy during the day.
02:13:35.000 It actually caused me to be fatigued for the morning.
02:13:38.000 And I don't have that anymore.
02:13:39.000 And the level of pain tolerance that it was giving me was just insignificant.
02:13:44.000 So now I'm just back to popping up.
02:13:47.000 A pill when it gets too much at night.
02:13:50.000 What kind of pill?
02:13:51.000 At the moment, codeine.
02:13:53.000 We call it pananine forte, which is paracetamol and a small dose of codeine.
02:13:58.000 To just try to get some sleep?
02:14:00.000 Yeah, just the insomnia.
02:14:01.000 You get insomnia from all the pain.
02:14:02.000 So that's what I try and do.
02:14:05.000 Yeah.
02:14:06.000 The next one they wanted me to try was methadone.
02:14:09.000 I'm not sure if I'll go down that one yet.
02:14:11.000 Jesus Christ.
02:14:12.000 That's what they do to get people off of heroin.
02:14:14.000 Yeah.
02:14:15.000 I'm just a guinea pig.
02:14:16.000 They just keep experimenting with me.
02:14:17.000 Fuck, man.
02:14:18.000 That seems so crazy.
02:14:20.000 Well, hopefully people will listen to this that have some information.
02:14:23.000 Hey, I'm open to ideas.
02:14:25.000 I'm open to ideas.
02:14:25.000 Well, I hope they do reach out to you.
02:14:28.000 You had pirates in here as a subject to bring up.
02:14:30.000 Did you have any experience with pirates?
02:14:32.000 Yeah.
02:14:33.000 Is that Tom Hanks movie?
02:14:35.000 No, no, no.
02:14:35.000 I just used to do a talk on it.
02:14:37.000 We did through, you know, sort of, not past Somalia, but Tanzania, Maldives, Seychelles, around that whole area.
02:14:44.000 So a lot of people want to talk about piracy.
02:14:45.000 So I have a little presentation that I kind of did on piracy in there.
02:14:50.000 But what I quite like to show people is actually, I like bringing new technology into the equation.
02:14:55.000 So there's a website called Live Piracy Map, and you can actually see a map of the world and all the current pirate attacks around the world.
02:15:05.000 It's pretty cool.
02:15:06.000 Was that something to be concerned with when you're driving around that big $100 million beautiful boat?
02:15:11.000 No, not at all.
02:15:12.000 No?
02:15:13.000 Do you guys have security with you?
02:15:14.000 No, not at all.
02:15:15.000 Uh-oh, we fucked up saying that.
02:15:18.000 I should say, yeah, arm to the teeth, superheroes.
02:15:20.000 If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
02:15:22.000 No.
02:15:23.000 What...
02:15:25.000 Pirates attack cargo ships, something with very little crew, 10 crew or something like that.
02:15:29.000 They attack something that's a big prize with very little people protecting it.
02:15:33.000 Occasionally they'll go for yachts, little tiny yachts.
02:15:39.000 But cruise ships, I think the last sort of cruise ship or big ship that they tried to attack, as they came up alongside it, all the guests on board grabbed all the outdoor furniture, all the sun lounges and stuff like that, and threw it at the people coming up in the little boats and killed some of them.
02:15:53.000 With furniture?
02:15:54.000 Yeah, the furniture.
02:15:55.000 The pirates were killed by falling furniture from the roof.
02:16:00.000 So they just don't do it.
02:16:01.000 You jump on board a ship that I'm on and you have 100 guests and you have 80 crews.
02:16:07.000 There's 180 people you're going to try and manage.
02:16:10.000 You're not going to get away with it.
02:16:11.000 There's the pirate map right there.
02:16:13.000 Yeah, so that's the live piracy map.
02:16:16.000 So you can click on each one of those little tags, and it will tell you the little story.
02:16:21.000 This is all done by the insurance agencies, obviously.
02:16:23.000 But it's just fascinating to see what's going on.
02:16:26.000 And what I was trying to always show to people is that people always go, Somalia, pirates.
02:16:30.000 There isn't actually much piracy there anymore.
02:16:32.000 Very, very little.
02:16:33.000 Most of it's actually the Straits of Malacca, Singapore, around there.
02:16:37.000 Really?
02:16:38.000 Most of the piracy is where the largest shipping channels are, basically.
02:16:41.000 Well, the Somali story we've talked about on the podcast many times, unfortunately, and I want to reiterate it, but those people were forced into it.
02:16:50.000 Because of people dumping toxic waste.
02:16:53.000 They were fishermen.
02:16:53.000 They were dumping toxic waste off their shores and they kidnapped them to try to stop this dumping.
02:17:00.000 And then they got a massive ransom and realized, well, hey, fuck fishing.
02:17:03.000 Let's just start kidnapping people.
02:17:05.000 No one turns into a pirate or a terrorist.
02:17:08.000 It's a function of where they've grown up and the experiences they've had that have pushed them to that limit.
02:17:13.000 You've pushed someone to the edge.
02:17:15.000 Yeah.
02:17:15.000 There's always a reason for it.
02:17:17.000 Well, the battle for resources and the inequality of the, you know, of the resources and what you can get in the world, it just leads people to desperation.
02:17:26.000 And that's what, you know, going back to the alien thing, that's what we would hope one day we would get past.
02:17:32.000 We'd get past this, I mean, we'd understand that, like, if we just looked at the world and I mean, if somehow or another we realize that there's a way to be completely altruistic, right?
02:17:42.000 There's a way to be completely even and fair, and we would look at the globe and say, well, look, there's plenty of resources.
02:17:48.000 We have boats and ships, and let's just evenly distribute all this stuff and figure out a way we could all live in harmony and everybody contribute.
02:17:57.000 But it's difficult with the way things are right now.
02:18:00.000 It's very difficult to move into that place.
02:18:02.000 We'd have to have some sort of a massive transcendence.
02:18:05.000 I'd like to go more into the whole climate change thing normally before I bring this up.
02:18:09.000 But at the same time, I started off very optimistic.
02:18:12.000 I started doing climate change talks in 2007. I was very, very optimistic.
02:18:15.000 I was like, we can do this, we can do this, we can do this.
02:18:17.000 Now, fast forward almost 10 years later, and I'm apocalyptomistic.
02:18:22.000 Really?
02:18:22.000 Yeah, I think really if we want to change what's going on now, like any problem, when adults come to you with a problem, have you tried turning it on and off?
02:18:34.000 Right.
02:18:34.000 I really think we're getting to the point now where we've really got to turn it all off and then start it back up again in a carbon neutral kind of way.
02:18:43.000 That's what we're getting to right now because what we're seeing now, this is something that eludes most people, The effects we're seeing now, which is 2 degrees Celsius above industrial, right?
02:18:55.000 The Arctic at the moment is 12 to 16 degrees Celsius above the average pre-industrial time.
02:19:01.000 All this sort of stuff going on, there's a 40-year lag between what we pump out in pollution and CO2 to what the actual temperature rises.
02:19:10.000 So what we're seeing now is from the mid-70s.
02:19:15.000 We haven't even got up to the 80s yet.
02:19:31.000 It's actually really quite warm.
02:19:33.000 In the Antarctic Peninsula, it's a bit of a hot spot as well.
02:19:36.000 It's warm.
02:19:37.000 I've got a picture there of me in t-shirts and shorts.
02:19:42.000 So you're talking this 30 degrees Celsius warmer there, which is, what is that in America?
02:19:47.000 Yeah.
02:19:49.000 Okay, so we talk about the Arctic.
02:19:52.000 The Arctic at the moment is, in some areas, about 12 degrees Celsius above the pre-industrial levels.
02:19:58.000 So, God, I could never go to Fahrenheit, but I would say, yeah, 24, almost 30. It is very annoying that we have different ways of telling the temperature.
02:20:09.000 That is so goofy.
02:20:11.000 And kilograms too, like when we go to...
02:20:14.000 Well, England's the most ridiculous.
02:20:16.000 They have stone.
02:20:16.000 When we do weigh-ins for the UFC in England, we think, 13 stone!
02:20:20.000 Like, what are you even talking about?
02:20:23.000 Why are you measuring...
02:20:24.000 Stone's like, what, 13 pounds or something crazy like that?
02:20:26.000 I don't know.
02:20:27.000 Some random ancient fucking king shit.
02:20:30.000 Somebody had a rock and they wanted everybody to be measured by that rock.
02:20:32.000 I just want to put this out there.
02:20:33.000 Metric system is a wonderful thing.
02:20:35.000 It's the way to go.
02:20:36.000 We should have adopted it.
02:20:38.000 We tried.
02:20:39.000 When I was in high school, before high school, I believe, I believe junior high school, there was an attempt to indoctrinate the American people on soccer and the metric system.
02:20:48.000 Both failed.
02:20:50.000 We're like, no!
02:20:52.000 No!
02:20:52.000 We dug our heels in.
02:20:54.000 No.
02:20:55.000 Soccer, I can understand, but metric system...
02:20:58.000 I just...
02:20:59.000 I wonder, when you're in school, trying to learn math and science, not using the metric system, that must be hard work, man.
02:21:08.000 Remember all that sort of stuff?
02:21:09.000 It's kind of silly, because the metric system is better.
02:21:15.000 It's a better system.
02:21:16.000 It's a system of 10. When you get into inches and yards and systems of 12 inches, how many yards is a meter compared to a yard?
02:21:27.000 How much difference?
02:21:28.000 90 meters is almost the same, but there's variables.
02:21:32.000 And then the kilos thing, the kilograms and measuring that and Fahrenheit and Celsius, it's dumb.
02:21:39.000 One system would be great.
02:21:41.000 They could have done it.
02:21:42.000 They could have stuck with it in the 60s and the 70s.
02:21:44.000 We could have been all right right now, man.
02:21:47.000 Well, the rest of the world, we're over with the metric system.
02:21:50.000 Come join us when you're ready.
02:21:50.000 Not England, though.
02:21:52.000 They have the stones, but...
02:21:54.000 They have miles.
02:21:55.000 Yeah.
02:21:56.000 Yep.
02:21:56.000 You sure?
02:21:58.000 Pretty sure.
02:21:58.000 I don't think they use kilometers.
02:22:00.000 See if England uses miles.
02:22:01.000 I think they use miles.
02:22:02.000 I think they use inches, feet, miles.
02:22:05.000 Pretty sure.
02:22:06.000 If they use inches and feet and they use kilometers, they're retarded.
02:22:10.000 That's wacky.
02:22:10.000 I thought it was you guys.
02:22:12.000 USA and Bhutan were the only people in the Imperial or something like that.
02:22:16.000 Let's see.
02:22:19.000 What does it say?
02:22:20.000 In the UK, miles are used almost exclusively on road signs.
02:22:23.000 Yeah.
02:22:25.000 See?
02:22:25.000 They're just using road signs, yeah.
02:22:27.000 Interesting, interesting.
02:22:28.000 Well, I'm thinking, and they're not just road signs, I think they also use it on their speedometers.
02:22:33.000 Like, you know, 35 miles an hour, because you have a speedometer.
02:22:36.000 I mean, they're not going to use it just on their road signs if their fucking car doesn't say what it is.
02:22:41.000 I'm sure it's in their automobiles too.
02:22:42.000 That's weird having a mix like that.
02:22:44.000 I wasn't too aware of that.
02:22:46.000 Well, England's not a mix.
02:22:48.000 We have their system.
02:22:50.000 I mean, the reason why we use inches and feet and all that jazz is because of them, miles.
02:22:54.000 That's England.
02:22:55.000 Well, we did too, of course, in Australia.
02:22:57.000 You got smart.
02:22:58.000 You guys wised up.
02:22:59.000 Another reason why Australia's awesome.
02:23:01.000 As I said, we have our moments.
02:23:03.000 We do.
02:23:04.000 We were the second nation to let women vote.
02:23:07.000 We've got a lot of good things behind us that are being very progressive and kind of ahead of the loop on a few things.
02:23:12.000 Who's the first?
02:23:13.000 Us?
02:23:13.000 New Zealand.
02:23:14.000 New Zealand.
02:23:15.000 The first people to let women vote.
02:23:17.000 Yeah.
02:23:17.000 New Zealand's goddamn beautiful.
02:23:19.000 It's a beautiful country.
02:23:20.000 I have a buddy of mine who's over there right now sent me some pictures.
02:23:22.000 I was like, God!
02:23:23.000 Yeah, it's a pretty place.
02:23:25.000 I try and get there wherever I can.
02:23:26.000 What is your favorite place to visit?
02:23:28.000 Or do you have a favorite place you've explored?
02:23:30.000 I mean, you've literally been...
02:23:31.000 I hate that question.
02:23:32.000 I hate that question.
02:23:33.000 Because every expedition I do...
02:23:35.000 Don't give me a favorite.
02:23:36.000 Tell me about something awesome.
02:23:37.000 Yeah.
02:23:37.000 Every expedition I do has something amazing that we do.
02:23:40.000 And so every single one, there's one place that I really, really like.
02:23:45.000 So...
02:23:46.000 There's lots of, yeah, it's hard.
02:23:49.000 But if you were to specify a specific expedition, I can tell you my highlights of it.
02:23:52.000 So probably one of my favorite places in the world at the moment is South Georgia, which is, you know, the Falkland Islands are.
02:23:58.000 It's just over a little bit further into the ocean there, east.
02:24:04.000 And so you've got this little tiny rock in the middle of a big ocean, and all the animals have to go somewhere, so they all go to this little tiny rock.
02:24:09.000 So you go on this beach, St Andrews Bay, and you've got 400,000 king penguins on this one little beach.
02:24:17.000 It's just thick with animals.
02:24:19.000 And it had a lot of sealing, but now the fur seals are coming back.
02:24:23.000 And so you literally get to these beaches, and you've kind of got to try and make your way through the penguins and the seals to actually get ashore.
02:24:29.000 It's that crazy.
02:24:30.000 And one of my favourite things to do there...
02:24:32.000 I just lay down on the beach and all the little tiny baby fur seal pups, little tiny things with bobbly heads, they all come up and they pile on top of you.
02:24:42.000 It's just an amazing, amazing experience to be in amongst so many animals that are just as inquisitive about you as they are.
02:24:50.000 Yeah, there's some crazy, crazy shots there.
02:24:53.000 Wow, that's so beautiful.
02:24:55.000 It's a stunning spot.
02:24:57.000 I've got some images somewhere as well.
02:25:00.000 The perspective that you gain from visiting all these amazing places, and then when you come and you talk to people that sort of live in one city and never leave, do you feel bad for those people?
02:25:14.000 Everyone's got their own path.
02:25:17.000 Oh, look at you all zen.
02:25:20.000 Well, it's true.
02:25:21.000 I mean, I guess there's a little bit of pity, maybe?
02:25:24.000 A little bit of like, oh, you don't have a passport?
02:25:26.000 That's unfortunate.
02:25:27.000 You live in this wild life of adventure.
02:25:30.000 I mean, it's an insane path.
02:25:31.000 And I think there's something cool about talking to people that travel all over the world.
02:25:36.000 It's like they have a perspective.
02:25:38.000 It's almost like they're like, okay...
02:25:40.000 You go to a bunch of different places, you see a bunch of different ways that people live, and you go, oh, alright.
02:25:46.000 There's not really one way to do this.
02:25:48.000 No, there's no better way or bad way.
02:25:49.000 There's just different ways to do stuff.
02:25:51.000 That's what you see everywhere.
02:25:54.000 But yeah, I've got some friends who left high school and they married the local mechanic and don't even have a passport.
02:26:01.000 A dude?
02:26:01.000 Dude's married a mechanic?
02:26:03.000 Well, I'm talking about a female friend of mine, but whatever.
02:26:06.000 Same difference.
02:26:06.000 But basically, never left the town that they grew up in, you know, and that's it.
02:26:10.000 That's what they do.
02:26:11.000 Maybe that town has mushrooms.
02:26:12.000 They trip in a different way.
02:26:14.000 There's a lot of cow patties around there.
02:26:19.000 But I think about that when I think of traveling to different cultures and experiencing these really incredibly varied ways of living that people have.
02:26:29.000 I always think, when you look at all the different varieties of life, like I posted this Instagram video last night of this jellyfish that I saw in an aquarium.
02:26:39.000 And I remember thinking, when I was looking at that jellyfish, like, if that thing was on another planet, we would think it would be the most fascinating discovery that man has had.
02:26:48.000 Oh, don't even get me started.
02:26:49.000 I mean, there's jellyfish that are immortal.
02:26:51.000 Yeah, immortal.
02:26:52.000 Like, literally, they live forever.
02:26:54.000 They live forever.
02:26:54.000 Look at that thing.
02:26:56.000 I think, yeah, that was a great little video.
02:26:58.000 They're amazing.
02:26:59.000 Cephalopods.
02:27:00.000 I think if you're talking about aliens underwater, cephalopods is where it's at.
02:27:03.000 And cephalopods are the nautilus, nautilus shell, octopus, squid, and cuttlefish.
02:27:09.000 And cuttlefish are my favorite, favorite creature.
02:27:12.000 They're insane.
02:27:12.000 They're amazing.
02:27:14.000 Actually, Jamie, there's a video on my YouTube channel called Adam vs.
02:27:17.000 Cuttlefish.
02:27:18.000 You'll dig it.
02:27:19.000 Me just freediving with the cuttlefish.
02:27:21.000 But they're the most amazing, amazing creature ever.
02:27:23.000 And they're alien in so many respects.
02:27:26.000 And a lot of the research on them is only like five years old.
02:27:28.000 So we're still working stuff out.
02:27:30.000 Because they're the fastest color and texture chamber in the world.
02:27:33.000 They're like a neon sign pulsating color at you.
02:27:35.000 I think it's about 390 dpi is the resolution they can project on their skin.
02:27:40.000 Like, it's just phenomenal.
02:27:42.000 They have three hearts...
02:27:57.000 Look at that thing.
02:27:58.000 Yeah.
02:27:59.000 It's like an octopus with tiny legs.
02:28:01.000 Yeah, or the octopus is in the cephalopod family as well.
02:28:03.000 So this one's got a cuttlefish bone, so it's neutrally buoyant.
02:28:06.000 It's kind of just floating off the surface.
02:28:07.000 But it looks like whatever's behind it.
02:28:09.000 It's very, very good at camouflage and also communicates via color as well.
02:28:14.000 But what we couldn't work out for many years was you put them in a dark box and they will still mimic.
02:28:20.000 So you put it in a box with no light whatsoever, they will still mimic whatever's behind them, even though there's no light there to actually use.
02:28:25.000 And then they would also mimic color.
02:28:27.000 What do you mean they will mimic what's behind them?
02:28:30.000 You mean they will mimic the wall?
02:28:31.000 So you put a cuttlefish in a box, pitch black, and you put a...
02:28:35.000 A triangle shape behind them.
02:28:37.000 They will mimic on the other side a triangle shape in their skin.
02:28:41.000 And we're still trying to work out how they do this because there's no light.
02:28:45.000 And we knew that they did it with colour, but their eyes don't see colour.
02:28:48.000 Their eyes see black and white, a heavy amount of contrast.
02:28:50.000 So we actually, only two years ago they worked out in their skin, they see colour via their skin, not their eyes.
02:28:58.000 I can go on and on and on.
02:29:00.000 It's crazy.
02:29:00.000 Their sexual reproduction is really cool.
02:29:03.000 They have a lack of orifices.
02:29:05.000 They don't have too many orifices to use.
02:29:06.000 Poor bastards.
02:29:07.000 I know.
02:29:08.000 So what they do is the male cuttlefish gets an arm and sticks it up his nostril.
02:29:13.000 We'll call it a nostril.
02:29:14.000 It's an orifice, whatever.
02:29:15.000 And pulls out a sack of sperm and then goes up to the female and then sticks that arm with a sack of sperm on it up her nostril, her left nostril.
02:29:23.000 And that's how they reproduce.
02:29:25.000 What?
02:29:27.000 What?
02:29:28.000 Yeah, it's...
02:29:29.000 Sack fisting.
02:29:31.000 You take a sack of sperm and they fist it up your nose.
02:29:35.000 Yeah.
02:29:35.000 And it is a nostril.
02:29:37.000 It's the same orifice they use for smelling?
02:29:40.000 We call it a nostril, but it's just an orifice.
02:29:43.000 Just a hole?
02:29:43.000 It's just a hole.
02:29:44.000 But it's the closest one to their sexual...
02:29:46.000 We're going to watch it here?
02:29:47.000 Oh, God.
02:29:48.000 I'm not prepared for this, Jamie.
02:29:50.000 What?
02:29:53.000 Cuttlefish sex.
02:29:53.000 He's grabbing her and...
02:29:55.000 He dies straight after that, actually.
02:29:57.000 The male does?
02:29:58.000 Yeah, they only live for about 18 months.
02:30:00.000 So the Australian giant cuttlefish, different cuttlefish, different things.
02:30:03.000 But 18 months.
02:30:04.000 So they do that, they reproduce, they die.
02:30:06.000 My friend Remy Warren has this show called Apex Predator where he travels to all these different environments and tries to figure out how these various apex predators hunt their food and how they do it and he said without a doubt that the most fascinating one that he Oh,
02:30:25.000 yeah.
02:30:43.000 It's, I mean, it's hard to find them when you're scuba diving.
02:30:45.000 It's actually hard to find them because they look exactly like what is behind them.
02:30:49.000 They have so many, like the more research you do on them, they're just amazing.
02:30:53.000 They have the intelligence of a six-year-old child.
02:30:56.000 And so they've been actually classed recently as like...
02:31:00.000 I forget the word, like sentient beings or something like that.
02:31:02.000 So they're in the same class as dogs and monkeys and dolphins.
02:31:06.000 You can't do tests on them that harm them, basically.
02:31:09.000 But you can still get them for sushi.
02:31:11.000 Oh, yeah.
02:31:11.000 You can kill them.
02:31:12.000 You just can't torture them.
02:31:13.000 That's so fucked up.
02:31:14.000 You can still get grilled octopus.
02:31:15.000 It's like grilled six-year-old.
02:31:18.000 I mean, you probably...
02:31:19.000 It's a strange thing that we do when we decide what we will eat.
02:31:24.000 You know, what will we eat?
02:31:25.000 And it varies hugely in culture.
02:31:27.000 Oh, yeah.
02:31:28.000 We don't eat dog here, but there's plenty of places that eat dog.
02:31:31.000 I mean, I made a mistake of watching a piece, I think it was a Vice piece, on that Yulin Dog Festival, and I was like, whoa, man!
02:31:40.000 Good Lord.
02:31:41.000 But again, it's entirely cultural because if you're an Indian person who's a Hindu and you see what we do to cows, that would be equally if not more disturbing because their cows are holy.
02:31:53.000 What I love, I haven't done much India, but I've done Nepal, is that, no, we don't eat this cow.
02:31:57.000 This cow's sacred.
02:31:58.000 But this buffalo, it's tasty.
02:32:00.000 You're just like...
02:32:02.000 Yeah, they should get together with the bird egg people and try to figure this out.
02:32:07.000 When you see certain traditions that exist in these cultures and try to decipher how they got started...
02:32:15.000 There's always a reason for it.
02:32:17.000 You go back, you can always discern a reason of why this started.
02:32:20.000 This was, you know, don't eat pork here.
02:32:21.000 Well, you get salmonella and it kills you.
02:32:23.000 Right.
02:32:24.000 Of course.
02:32:25.000 There's always a reason for it.
02:32:25.000 That's for kosher food and things along those lines.
02:32:28.000 I mean, Aboriginal people have this hugely complex system of who you're allowed to talk to, who you're allowed to marry.
02:32:34.000 This thing's called skins.
02:32:35.000 And it takes a long time to kind of get your head around.
02:32:38.000 But when you look at the science behind it, it's the most efficient way...
02:32:42.000 Ever conceived by humanity, ancient cultures, to prevent inbreeding.
02:32:48.000 So you're not allowed to talk to your sister.
02:32:51.000 Can't talk to her?
02:32:52.000 Can't talk to her because you might have sex with her.
02:32:54.000 I won't have sex with my sister, dude, trust me.
02:32:56.000 That's gross.
02:32:58.000 Really?
02:32:59.000 They can't talk to their sister?
02:33:00.000 Yeah, and generally their mother as well.
02:33:02.000 Well, that makes you want to fuck your sister more.
02:33:04.000 It's like, damn, must be good to try to keep me away from her.
02:33:08.000 Yeah, you're a little twisted.
02:33:10.000 I'm not saying me, man.
02:33:15.000 I'm just, you know, hypothetically this person that lived a long, long time ago and they came up with these weird rules.
02:33:21.000 Is it possible for a restroom?
02:33:23.000 Yeah, yeah, go.
02:33:24.000 I'll just be two seconds and then when I come back, maybe some climate change or some sexual reproduction?
02:33:28.000 Sure, yeah, absolutely.
02:33:28.000 I like your watch, man.
02:33:29.000 That is a cool watch.
02:33:30.000 What is that?
02:33:32.000 It's actually quite cheap.
02:33:33.000 That's cool looking.
02:33:34.000 It doesn't have to be expensive.
02:33:35.000 Go pee.
02:33:35.000 Would you like to have a look?
02:33:36.000 No, I'm good.
02:33:37.000 Don't worry about it.
02:33:38.000 Alright, I'll be back.
02:33:39.000 Alright.
02:33:40.000 Again, I win the bladder war.
02:33:43.000 I'd like to find someone who could sit here and drink coffee and whiskey as long as we can.
02:33:48.000 I don't know what the fuck's wrong.
02:33:49.000 Do you think my bladder has changed?
02:33:51.000 It must have changed.
02:33:52.000 This is not something I was born with.
02:33:54.000 I think it's just from doing three-hour podcasts.
02:33:56.000 Like right now, if I had to pee, it would be a struggle.
02:34:00.000 I've been sitting here drinking coffee.
02:34:02.000 I had a glass of whiskey with him, a Jack and Coke.
02:34:05.000 Diet Coke, of course, because of my diet.
02:34:07.000 Like a truck driver.
02:34:08.000 Yeah.
02:34:08.000 Developed it.
02:34:09.000 I wonder.
02:34:10.000 I'd like to have a competition with truck drivers.
02:34:11.000 See who could hold their piss longer.
02:34:14.000 They could pull over, though.
02:34:16.000 A truck driver could pull over.
02:34:17.000 Like, two hours in, just pull over.
02:34:19.000 I mean, I've left podcasts before.
02:34:20.000 I've timed it poorly.
02:34:22.000 You know what it is?
02:34:23.000 If I don't pee right before the show, it could get...
02:34:26.000 Because then I might have gone hours without peeing.
02:34:30.000 It's weird it doesn't break the seal.
02:34:31.000 You know, like when you pee when you're drinking, that first pee then you gotta go every 20-30 minutes sometimes.
02:34:36.000 Is that really?
02:34:37.000 Maybe not you.
02:34:38.000 It happens to me.
02:34:39.000 Like at the UFC event one time, I shouldn't have gone at all.
02:34:43.000 I should have just held it.
02:34:44.000 Well, you know where it breaks me?
02:34:46.000 Monster Energy drinks.
02:34:50.000 We're good to go.
02:35:05.000 Like, there's some form of a diuretic in some way.
02:35:08.000 Speaking of, maybe you would know this.
02:35:10.000 I looked up something yesterday when I was eating a burrito on hot sauce.
02:35:14.000 There's something called xanthan gum in it.
02:35:16.000 Yeah.
02:35:16.000 And it was like a thickening agent is what I read.
02:35:18.000 Right.
02:35:19.000 But when I was looking on the Wikipedia about xanthan gum, it says it's used as a heavy...
02:35:26.000 Laxative.
02:35:26.000 Really?
02:35:27.000 And in my head, I was just like, maybe that's what's making people shit themselves when they eat a lot of hot sauce.
02:35:31.000 It's that, not the hot sauce.
02:35:32.000 Could be.
02:35:32.000 Maybe.
02:35:33.000 I don't know.
02:35:33.000 Could be.
02:35:34.000 I think there's a reaction that your body has, your stomach has, to hot sauce, too.
02:35:40.000 Your body's like, what in the fuck?
02:35:42.000 And that makes you shit yourself, too.
02:35:44.000 Not really necessarily shit yourself as much as you have to take a shit.
02:35:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:35:48.000 How the hell did you get there?
02:35:50.000 Bladder control, drinking, hot sauce, xanthan gum.
02:35:55.000 I've only been out of the room for 30 seconds.
02:35:57.000 Wow.
02:35:58.000 Actually, while I was going to the toilet, I just remembered.
02:36:01.000 Pirates.
02:36:01.000 Yes.
02:36:02.000 Do you know why they have the earrings, the gold earrings?
02:36:04.000 Because they're gay.
02:36:05.000 They're all gay.
02:36:06.000 Well, actually, you are very right that they did accept homosexuality as a big part of it.
02:36:10.000 Well, that was why they would do it.
02:36:11.000 I mean, that's why they dress so flamboyantly.
02:36:15.000 Yes, but that's not why they wear gold earrings.
02:36:17.000 No?
02:36:17.000 No.
02:36:18.000 It was actually payment for burial.
02:36:20.000 So when you got washed overboard, you end up floating up on a beach, someone would go bury you and then take the gold as payment.
02:36:27.000 Oh, that's a good deal.
02:36:28.000 Yeah, that's an interesting fact.
02:36:30.000 I thought it was just to look cool.
02:36:32.000 Look like a badass with a scarf on.
02:36:34.000 There was women.
02:36:34.000 They weren't all just gay.
02:36:37.000 There was women pirates as well.
02:36:38.000 Really?
02:36:39.000 But to be a woman pirate, though, you had to be able to get away with...
02:36:43.000 You had to look like a male, basically.
02:36:45.000 You had to be able to get away with...
02:36:47.000 Yeah.
02:36:48.000 You had to be like a softball playing type pirate.
02:36:53.000 Like a chick who really likes CrossFit.
02:36:55.000 Them thick-necked ones.
02:36:58.000 Still very womanly, but large.
02:37:01.000 Stout.
02:37:01.000 After traveling the world for a while, the last few years, I'm a really big fan of yoga pants on airplanes.
02:37:07.000 Oh, yes.
02:37:08.000 Everywhere.
02:37:09.000 Yep, they figured it out.
02:37:10.000 They figured it out.
02:37:11.000 It's amazing that it took so long, but now girls are just rocking them constantly.
02:37:15.000 Like, bitch, you ain't going to yoga.
02:37:16.000 You just want everybody to see your perfect ass.
02:37:18.000 How dare you walk around?
02:37:20.000 But men can't do that.
02:37:21.000 If you walk around with yoga pants and your shaft is just like bulging in the front of your pants, people would think you're rude.
02:37:27.000 Like, it's quite fine and dandy for their ass to be plump and right there and...
02:37:34.000 All juicy and inviting, but you can't have your man bits compressed and front and center.
02:37:41.000 That would be rude, right?
02:37:42.000 At least on a plane full of people, yeah.
02:37:44.000 Which is not acceptable.
02:37:45.000 A man can't walk around with yoga pants on.
02:37:47.000 Very few do, right?
02:37:50.000 Yeah, I don't think I could pull it off.
02:37:52.000 It's an argument for a large fanny pack.
02:37:54.000 Yoga pants and a large fanny pack for a man.
02:37:56.000 It's like, what is behind that fanny pack?
02:37:58.000 Wouldn't you like to know?
02:38:00.000 My eyes are up here, fucker.
02:38:02.000 Oh, fanny pack.
02:38:03.000 That just cacks me up when you say that.
02:38:05.000 What?
02:38:05.000 Oh, because you guys, the vagina?
02:38:07.000 Yeah.
02:38:07.000 Yeah, fanny has a vagina in England and Australia as well.
02:38:10.000 But also, we wouldn't be caught dead wearing an actual fanny pack, bum bag, whatever you want.
02:38:14.000 Why not?
02:38:15.000 They're just not fashionable.
02:38:17.000 I wear one.
02:38:18.000 You wear one?
02:38:18.000 All the time.
02:38:19.000 I can see it's being useful.
02:38:21.000 It's amazing.
02:38:23.000 Yeah.
02:38:23.000 If you're not trying to get laid, man, just rock it.
02:38:25.000 Do you want one?
02:38:26.000 I have them.
02:38:26.000 I'm trying to get laid, sorry.
02:38:31.000 So, should we talk about climate change or something?
02:38:33.000 If you do, sure.
02:38:34.000 Is that something that you want to bring up?
02:38:36.000 I'm just amazed at how many tangents you've been able to go on in the last few hours.
02:38:40.000 You too.
02:38:41.000 It's impressive.
02:38:41.000 You're in this with me.
02:38:42.000 Yeah, I know.
02:38:43.000 It's both our faults.
02:38:45.000 So, I don't know how much to talk about here.
02:38:48.000 You've got such an intelligent audience.
02:38:50.000 Listen, don't get too crazy.
02:38:53.000 There's a lot of monkeys out there listening too.
02:38:55.000 So, I guess...
02:38:58.000 First thing is don't shoot the messenger.
02:39:00.000 Normally when someone starts talking about climate change, they look for reasons to shoot them, basically.
02:39:05.000 It's got such a political aspect to it.
02:39:09.000 You've got to disassociate that and just look at the science.
02:39:12.000 I hate the word belief.
02:39:14.000 I believe in climate change.
02:39:16.000 Two plus two equals four, if you believe it's five, doesn't really change the fact.
02:39:20.000 Right.
02:39:21.000 Anyway, don't shoot the music.
02:39:22.000 You've got a whole lecture on this, huh?
02:39:23.000 I do.
02:39:24.000 Do you do TED Talks on this?
02:39:25.000 I had a TED charter on board the ship.
02:39:28.000 We had Mission Blue 2, which was all trying to...
02:39:30.000 Ocean Conservation, Sylvia Earle, heads of TED Talk.
02:39:33.000 Fascinating.
02:39:34.000 Fascinating.
02:39:35.000 But yeah, I just listened to them, basically.
02:39:39.000 So then you have Climate, which is...
02:39:42.000 A big mistake people make is they go, oh, it's weather, it's cold outside.
02:39:45.000 Well, that's climate.
02:39:46.000 No.
02:39:46.000 Climate is weather over very large timescales, and that's a big one that people get wrong straight away.
02:39:53.000 But when you look at, say, 14,000 peer-reviewed articles about climate change, there's only 24 that reject global warming.
02:40:01.000 So to have this whole thing, there's a debate going on, there is no debate.
02:40:05.000 There's a debate.
02:40:06.000 24 people, debate.
02:40:07.000 No, I know what you're saying.
02:40:08.000 I'm just joking.
02:40:10.000 You've seen the documentary, I assume, Merchants of Doubt.
02:40:13.000 I think that one might have missed me, actually.
02:40:16.000 It's pretty fascinating.
02:40:17.000 I had Michael Shermer in here, who's the head of Skeptic Magazine.
02:40:20.000 Michael Shermer's a pretty famous skeptic.
02:40:24.000 I remember the Skeptoid one.
02:40:25.000 You ripped him a new one.
02:40:26.000 That was great.
02:40:27.000 Yeah, he did it himself.
02:40:29.000 A fool.
02:40:31.000 But Shermer is a much more reasonable and intelligent man.
02:40:33.000 He was talking about this documentary.
02:40:37.000 I actually brought it up and I forgot that he was in it.
02:40:40.000 It was a documentary where it showed that the same people that were spreading misinformation, that were actually paid to spread misinformation about cigarettes, about cigarettes being addictive, were the very same people that were spreading misinformation about climate change.
02:40:56.000 People sell out for them.
02:40:57.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:40:58.000 And they're just good at it.
02:40:59.000 They're good at bullshitting.
02:41:00.000 Those 24 people?
02:41:01.000 Yeah.
02:41:02.000 You look into it, they're all paid by the oil companies and stuff.
02:41:05.000 It's all there.
02:41:06.000 So, I mean, you and me, we know, and the whole world's kind of come around to it in the last two years.
02:41:10.000 The world is warming.
02:41:11.000 We know this.
02:41:12.000 No matter which way you look at it.
02:41:13.000 Something's happening.
02:41:14.000 Something's going on.
02:41:15.000 And people normally go, oh, well, that's, you know, solar and stuff like that going on.
02:41:19.000 But if you remove the solar, you know, from the equation, it's still going up.
02:41:24.000 It's still going up because we understand the solar cycles quite well.
02:41:28.000 We've done a lot of research on them, so we know what's going on.
02:41:30.000 And then the other thing people always say is, oh, it's happened...
02:41:34.000 Over and over again throughout history.
02:41:37.000 And so this one's 800,000 years.
02:41:39.000 And yeah, you see it psychically going up and down.
02:41:41.000 But I always like to look at the averages.
02:41:44.000 And the averages is kind of CO2 with an average of maybe 225 parts per million.
02:41:49.000 Do you know what we're up to now?
02:41:51.000 What?
02:41:51.000 We're at like 403 at the moment.
02:41:54.000 Okay, so the average has been 250, never got higher than 300, and we're now at 400 or something.
02:41:59.000 So we're off the charts when it comes to that.
02:42:02.000 And temperature, the same.
02:42:03.000 It's always been a lot colder than it actually is today.
02:42:05.000 And that's just because, you know, Earth rotating around the Sun, a little bit of aggression here, a little bit of a tilt here.
02:42:11.000 We understand this quite well.
02:42:14.000 Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to make observations of the skies as closely as we do.
02:42:18.000 So people always go, yes, it's solar, but if you look at solar since 1960, 70, it's been going down.
02:42:25.000 The amount of solar radiation, the amount of energy the sun's putting out that hits planet Earth has been going down, and yet temperature has been going up big time.
02:42:33.000 So right there, you kind of can get away from the whole, it's just natural cycle.
02:42:37.000 Something's really going on that's not meant to be there.
02:42:40.000 And so, as of last year, we crossed 400 parts per million with CO2 in the atmosphere, and actually between...
02:42:46.000 Look at that spike.
02:42:47.000 That's crazy.
02:42:48.000 From the 1910s to 2015. No, no, this is from 400,000 years ago.
02:42:53.000 No, but I mean the last spike.
02:42:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:42:55.000 Which shows 1910s to 2015. That's when it goes completely vertical.
02:42:59.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:43:00.000 Just straight up.
02:43:00.000 Straight up.
02:43:01.000 And so, I mean, even in the last 12 months, we've had the sharpest rise in CO2 as well of about just under three parts per million.
02:43:08.000 So it's still increasing.
02:43:10.000 It's not slowing down at all.
02:43:12.000 It's actually increasing big time.
02:43:14.000 That spike is crazy.
02:43:16.000 It's weird to look at.
02:43:18.000 Yeah, it's...
02:43:19.000 Like a rocket ship taking off straight up in the air.
02:43:21.000 Any time you see this, any scientist sees this, they're like, ooh, that's not normal.
02:43:26.000 Things are cyclical.
02:43:27.000 They don't just go the hockey stick.
02:43:30.000 Do you remember when an Inconvenient Truth came out and so many people were attacking Al Gore immediately afterwards?
02:43:35.000 Boy, those conservatives, they fucking piled on.
02:43:38.000 It's almost like they were just trying to avoid the information getting out, just trying to keep business as usual for as long as possible.
02:43:44.000 I often wonder what sort of world we'd currently live in if Al Gore became president.
02:43:49.000 Oh, he should have.
02:43:50.000 He should have.
02:43:51.000 He got fucked over.
02:43:52.000 That was one of the weirdest elections.
02:43:54.000 We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we know you won, but...
02:43:57.000 Whatever.
02:43:58.000 George Bush, second term.
02:43:59.000 Come on!
02:44:01.000 Come on!
02:44:03.000 You never get rid of a president in war, do you?
02:44:06.000 They always get two terms if there's war going on.
02:44:08.000 Well, John Kerry was the second term, right?
02:44:10.000 Al Gore was the first one, right?
02:44:13.000 Wasn't it Al Gore?
02:44:14.000 Didn't Al Gore run against him the first time and then John Kerry did the second time?
02:44:17.000 Was that what it was?
02:44:18.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:44:19.000 And even John Kerry, there was some fuckery.
02:44:21.000 There was some fuckery when it came to...
02:44:23.000 Did you ever...
02:44:24.000 Well, it's a totally different subject, but there was a fantastic HBO documentary called Hacking Democracy.
02:44:32.000 Hmm.
02:44:32.000 And it was all about how these Diebold machines that were created, these election counting machines, where they were huge contributors to the Republican Party, the Diebold Corporation, which changed their name afterwards.
02:44:47.000 But they also engineered some sort of a backdoor into the system, like clearly that could be hacked.
02:44:53.000 And they showed it, like, without doubt on the show, in the documentary, that you can hack these machines and alter the results.
02:45:01.000 Yeah.
02:45:02.000 And these are the machines that they used when, you know, Bush became president.
02:45:06.000 That's why you need paper receipts.
02:45:07.000 Yeah.
02:45:08.000 Remember the dangling chads, whatever it was?
02:45:13.000 It's messed up.
02:45:14.000 It's messed up.
02:45:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:45:15.000 So, I mean, temperatures, they're rising.
02:45:18.000 We know this.
02:45:18.000 Right.
02:45:19.000 As I said, worldwide, I think we're about 1.5 at the moment, degrees above pre-industrial.
02:45:24.000 Northern Hemisphere, 2 at the moment.
02:45:27.000 So where are they going?
02:45:28.000 Well, they're going towards about 6 degrees by the end of the century.
02:45:32.000 6?
02:45:32.000 Yeah.
02:45:33.000 So you'll talk to people and they'll go, 4.5.
02:45:36.000 Any climate scientist, you get this all the time.
02:45:38.000 So you go, tell me what's going to happen by the end of the century.
02:45:41.000 And they're like, 4.5 degrees Celsius, temperature rise.
02:45:44.000 And then you have a drink with them afterwards.
02:45:46.000 And they're like, well, I can prove 4.5.
02:45:49.000 To 99.99% probability.
02:45:53.000 But I can prove six at 92% probability.
02:45:57.000 You know what I mean?
02:45:57.000 And so they don't ever print it because they can't be 100% certain.
02:46:01.000 There's a few more variables.
02:46:02.000 They need more data.
02:46:03.000 They need more research.
02:46:04.000 They need more calculations.
02:46:05.000 But that's the real number.
02:46:06.000 But that's actually where it's heading.
02:46:07.000 So that's why you get these great graphs where you see, I mean, this graph here, it's a few years old.
02:46:11.000 It says, oh, it may only get to 1.5 degrees.
02:46:13.000 We're already there.
02:46:15.000 So the lowest end of this has already happened.
02:46:18.000 The higher end is about 6 degrees, depending on the different research that you do.
02:46:23.000 But I think it's just good that people realize that scientists won't publish something unless they're 100% certain on something.
02:46:29.000 And so there's a lot of things that they're pretty certain on.
02:46:32.000 They'll tell you over a drink later on, but they won't publish it.
02:46:35.000 And that's why every year it seems to get worse and worse, the predictions.
02:46:42.000 Positive proof of global warming is underwear?
02:46:44.000 It's a more visual joke than anything.
02:46:47.000 I think that people found out people look better in those little tiny underwear.
02:46:53.000 By the way, the vast majority of the people that enjoy this show listen.
02:47:00.000 I'm trying my best to talk about it.
02:47:02.000 More than 90%.
02:47:03.000 So that picture, they're like, what the fuck did they see?
02:47:05.000 There's just old school bloomers from the 1900s, early 1900s too.
02:47:10.000 The little tiny bikini underwear that the young ladies like to wear today.
02:47:15.000 Which I support.
02:47:16.000 If that's what global warming is bringing us, yee-haw!
02:47:19.000 Fucking fire up the carbon.
02:47:23.000 I'll skip through this as quickly as I can.
02:47:25.000 What's going on?
02:47:26.000 Why is this all happening?
02:47:27.000 Well, we're pumping out 9 billion tons of carbon dioxide per year.
02:47:31.000 What I like about this graph is that you can see that about three and a half A billion tons is actually coming from coal and about three and a half from petroleum.
02:47:40.000 So actually just removing coal from the equation is like a third, more than a third.
02:47:45.000 And that's China, is a big one, right?
02:47:47.000 No, Australia's got heaps of coal-fired power plants.
02:47:50.000 Australia, well, America has some as well, right?
02:47:53.000 But China, they have a huge problem with it, right?
02:47:56.000 Don't they?
02:47:56.000 Yeah, you need it.
02:47:57.000 I mean, it's ancient technology, hundreds of years old.
02:47:59.000 We've got much better stuff these days.
02:48:01.000 Okay, instead of just going over these graphs and showing how we're fucked, what can be done?
02:48:05.000 Is there something that can be done?
02:48:07.000 Do you have a solution?
02:48:08.000 Adam Kropp for president of the world?
02:48:11.000 I couldn't put up with politicians.
02:48:12.000 No, you couldn't.
02:48:14.000 Yeah, I have.
02:48:15.000 I can just skip straight forward to the solutions if you like.
02:48:18.000 We have to ride horses?
02:48:19.000 No, no, no.
02:48:20.000 I just want to point out that Different things are going on.
02:48:24.000 Cyclones, hurricanes are getting worse and worse.
02:48:27.000 They're more powerful.
02:48:28.000 There's more of them.
02:48:29.000 Jet streams messed up.
02:48:32.000 Sea level rise.
02:48:34.000 They say maybe two meters, but once you factor in positive feedback loops and stuff like that, it can be significantly higher.
02:48:41.000 So you come back to the old Maldives thing.
02:48:43.000 They're gone.
02:48:46.000 Interesting man.
02:48:47.000 Have you ever heard of this guy?
02:48:48.000 No.
02:48:49.000 He was the president of the Maldives.
02:48:50.000 He was the first democratically elected president of a 100% Muslim country.
02:48:54.000 Did he like carrots?
02:48:56.000 He looks like a rabbit.
02:48:58.000 Some of his teeth.
02:49:01.000 He's got some crazy teeth.
02:49:02.000 He was a marine biologist.
02:49:03.000 But it's like he's biting his lower lip.
02:49:05.000 Is that just a weird face they call him making?
02:49:08.000 Yeah, it's just a weird picture.
02:49:08.000 He spent six years in jail and 18 months in solitary confinement.
02:49:13.000 Whoa, for what?
02:49:14.000 For talking about climate change.
02:49:17.000 What?
02:49:18.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:49:20.000 They put him in jail?
02:49:21.000 Yeah, he's currently in jail, I think, at the moment.
02:49:24.000 For talking about climate change?
02:49:25.000 Yeah.
02:49:26.000 Wow.
02:49:27.000 Who put him in jail?
02:49:28.000 The next president that came in.
02:49:33.000 Anyway, so what you have is this huge potential of sea level.
02:49:36.000 We go, oh, two metres, and most people go, oh yeah, two metres, build a wall, whatever.
02:49:40.000 People in Shanghai would disagree, but anyway.
02:49:42.000 You have this sea level rise potential, though, with positive feedback loops.
02:49:45.000 So water vapour's probably the most well understood.
02:49:47.000 The hotter you have, the more water vapour you have, and that cycles back on itself and it gets hotter.
02:49:53.000 Another one is the permafrost in Siberia and stuff like this.
02:49:57.000 So as this area thaws, it releases a whole lot of methane, which then cycles and it gets more and more and more.
02:50:02.000 If you take this all into account, then you get a huge sea level rise of about 60 meters is the potential of what can go on.
02:50:09.000 Sixteen meters?
02:50:10.000 No, no.
02:50:11.000 Six zero.
02:50:12.000 Sixty?
02:50:13.000 Sixty meters.
02:50:15.000 Convert that to feet at your leisure.
02:50:17.000 About 200 feet.
02:50:18.000 Oh my god.
02:50:19.000 But show a graph, one thing.
02:50:21.000 Show an image of, you know, there's Australia with 60 meter sea level rise.
02:50:25.000 Where's the states?
02:50:26.000 There.
02:50:27.000 Florida.
02:50:28.000 Where is it?
02:50:28.000 Good, but go over to Florida.
02:50:31.000 California looks like it has plenty of water now.
02:50:32.000 Problem solved!
02:50:33.000 You got a nice little...
02:50:34.000 Look at all that stuff in the middle!
02:50:35.000 We got plenty of places to live.
02:50:37.000 Yeah, well...
02:50:38.000 That stuff in the middle, there's no one there anyway, right?
02:50:43.000 Most of Europe's gone.
02:50:45.000 Good.
02:50:46.000 Good riddance.
02:50:47.000 Then you also have the...
02:50:49.000 Ocean acidification.
02:50:50.000 Do you know much about that one?
02:50:52.000 Yes, I have read about that.
02:50:54.000 That's one of the more disturbing aspects.
02:50:56.000 Not just ocean acidification, but less oxygen and more dead zones.
02:51:02.000 Well, the last time this happened, which is, it's happening, and it's only a couple decades away, 96% of the marine species on this earth perished.
02:51:10.000 When was this?
02:51:12.000 252 million years ago.
02:51:14.000 Well, we bounced back.
02:51:16.000 We did.
02:51:17.000 It's called the Great Dying.
02:51:19.000 At the current trends of what's going on, 2050, we're looking at this ocean acidification event happening.
02:51:25.000 So that means that all coral reefs won't be able to grow coral anymore.
02:51:28.000 No shellfish can grow shells anymore.
02:51:31.000 Basically, they can't bind calcium carbonate out of the water anymore.
02:51:34.000 Basically, the chemistry doesn't work anymore.
02:51:37.000 And that, at the moment, is looking about 2050. Jesus.
02:51:41.000 Yeah, and that's pretty much, that's all your fish species, everything.
02:51:43.000 That's a lot of stuff going on.
02:51:45.000 I saw something online about, there was a solution that they were proposing where they would put scrap iron all throughout the ocean, and that would somehow or another attract algae, and that would...
02:51:59.000 Basically, you're seeding a whole heap of life to bloom.
02:52:04.000 Phytoplankton.
02:52:04.000 The start of the food chain.
02:52:07.000 You're going, hey, here's a whole heap of stuff for you that makes you grow faster and bigger and stronger.
02:52:13.000 And so, it seeds that.
02:52:14.000 And so, yeah, it will absorb a large amount of CO2, for sure.
02:52:20.000 Not enough.
02:52:21.000 Yeah, it's...
02:52:23.000 It's tough.
02:52:24.000 The ocean's doing a damn good job at the moment of absorbing a lot of CO2. And that's why we have this kind of 40-year lag thing going on, because the ocean absorbs a lot of heat.
02:52:32.000 And it's a heat sink, you know?
02:52:33.000 But, I mean, this one here, this is from...
02:52:36.000 This is this month.
02:52:37.000 And you've got 12 degrees warmer in the top.
02:52:40.000 It's crazy.
02:52:42.000 And, yeah, about...
02:52:43.000 12 degrees warmer than standard, than normal?
02:52:47.000 In the Arctic.
02:52:47.000 The Arctic basically didn't have a winter this year.
02:52:49.000 It just stayed summer.
02:52:50.000 Stayed summer?
02:52:52.000 Like how warm?
02:52:52.000 12 degrees Celsius warmer than usual.
02:52:55.000 Whoa.
02:52:56.000 Yeah.
02:52:57.000 So that whole Arctic ice-free sort of thing, that's not too far away.
02:53:02.000 It's actually not too far away.
02:53:03.000 It's closer than you think.
02:53:04.000 And Greenland is thawing very, very fast.
02:53:06.000 I mean, if you look at the melts, over 50% of Greenland melted last year.
02:53:11.000 Most of it refroze, thank God, but it's melting.
02:53:14.000 Over 50%.
02:53:15.000 Yeah, that's a graph in front of you.
02:53:17.000 2015 melt percentage was over 50% of it melted.
02:53:22.000 Normally, just over about 20% melts per year, but a large portion of it melted.
02:53:26.000 Was Greenland at one point in time green?
02:53:29.000 Was that the reason why they called it Greenland?
02:53:31.000 I think they just messed up the naming, to the truth.
02:53:34.000 Really?
02:53:35.000 I know, Iceland and Greenland should be the other way around.
02:53:38.000 But I'm going there for the first time, actually, in June.
02:53:41.000 I go on National Geographic Explorer.
02:53:43.000 I'm doing Svalbard, Iceland, Greenland.
02:53:46.000 Super excited.
02:53:47.000 So, again, I love these charts and graphs, but we're almost out of time here.
02:53:51.000 We're at three minutes.
02:53:52.000 What can we do?
02:53:53.000 Well, yeah, what can we do?
02:53:57.000 You need to save the children, but I prefer to save the animals, so that's what it's all about.
02:54:01.000 What?
02:54:01.000 You like the animals more than the people?
02:54:03.000 Well, I'm scared of toddlers.
02:54:05.000 They kill more people than terrorists, so I'm scared of them.
02:54:07.000 Toddlers do?
02:54:08.000 Yeah.
02:54:08.000 Toddlers in the States kill more people than terrorists.
02:54:11.000 How do they kill people?
02:54:12.000 Shoot them, generally.
02:54:13.000 No, then guns are killing people, not toddlers, right?
02:54:18.000 Well, just keep the fucking guns away from the toddlers and you don't kill anybody.
02:54:23.000 How many people get killed by toddlers?
02:54:26.000 It's a lot.
02:54:26.000 It's crazy.
02:54:27.000 Really?
02:54:27.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:54:28.000 Toddlers with Guns.
02:54:29.000 That should be your website.
02:54:30.000 That should be your new band, Jamie.
02:54:32.000 Thinking about a band name?
02:54:33.000 Toddlers with Guns.
02:54:34.000 Death by Toddler.
02:54:35.000 Yes, Death by Toddler.
02:54:36.000 I like it.
02:54:36.000 There is a million different things you can do with climate change.
02:54:38.000 And the thing that most people do is, oh, here's a great idea.
02:54:41.000 We need to do that one idea.
02:54:43.000 No, we need to do all of them, and we need to do them all now.
02:54:45.000 And we need to do them all 20 years ago, basically.
02:54:47.000 That's why I keep saying, really?
02:54:50.000 Have you tried turning it on and off again?
02:54:51.000 We kind of do need to do a full reset.
02:54:54.000 But...
02:54:56.000 We have the technology to do all these things and keep living standards up.
02:55:01.000 We have the technology.
02:55:01.000 We just need to start acting on it.
02:55:03.000 Whether it be Hyperloop.
02:55:05.000 Hyperloop's a great idea.
02:55:06.000 Why aren't we doing that?
02:55:08.000 And the most big thing that always comes to me, you know, put solar panels on your roof.
02:55:12.000 Efficiency is a huge one.
02:55:14.000 Change the LED bulbs, all that sort of stuff.
02:55:16.000 There's a million different things, and we've gone over this a million times as well.
02:55:19.000 But it always comes down back to money.
02:55:21.000 And I always say there's lots of money out there to be done.
02:55:24.000 There's lots of money to be used.
02:55:25.000 And you can raise taxes.
02:55:27.000 Carbon tax is a great way.
02:55:28.000 Very efficient.
02:55:29.000 Been proven over and over.
02:55:29.000 It's a great way to actually curb climate change.
02:55:32.000 You could just print the money like the banks do.
02:55:34.000 That always works.
02:55:37.000 You could...
02:55:38.000 I'm going to get in a lot of trouble for this, but you could take a little bit of the war budget, the military budget.
02:55:44.000 How are you going to get in trouble for that?
02:55:45.000 That's not controversial.
02:55:46.000 You'd be amazed.
02:55:47.000 I do climate change talks.
02:55:48.000 The moment I talk about reducing military budgets and putting it towards good climate change, that sort of stuff...
02:55:53.000 Freedom ain't free!
02:55:54.000 Freedom ain't free, pussy!
02:55:56.000 I love Team America.
02:55:57.000 That's a great movie.
02:55:58.000 So, I mean, I actually did...
02:56:00.000 I started, I think, a non-profit.
02:56:02.000 It's more of an idea at the moment called World Without War.
02:56:04.000 And that was all about, hey, let's take 50% of the military budgets and put it towards large infrastructure projects.
02:56:11.000 Plant trees.
02:56:12.000 Build a hyperloop.
02:56:12.000 And once you do the figures, like once you have, oh, I've got $2 trillion.
02:56:15.000 What can I do for $2 trillion?
02:56:17.000 You'd be amazed.
02:56:18.000 You can give free education to everyone.
02:56:20.000 You can convert all those coal-fired power plants into renewables.
02:56:24.000 You can completely reduce deforestation.
02:56:26.000 You can do mass missions.
02:56:27.000 Is this your website?
02:56:29.000 WorldWithoutWar.org?
02:56:29.000 As said, it's just an idea.
02:56:31.000 Just started.
02:56:32.000 But that's the last one I'd like to end on, because I know we're running out of time, is Buckminster Fuller.
02:56:37.000 And I think he put it best, which is, It is now highly feasible to take care of everyone on Earth at a higher standard of living than any have ever known.
02:56:46.000 It no longer has to be you and me.
02:56:48.000 Selfishness is unnecessary.
02:56:49.000 War is obsolete.
02:56:51.000 It's a matter of converting the high technology from weaponry to livingry.
02:56:56.000 That's a beautiful quote.
02:56:58.000 But how do you deal with ISIS? How do you deal with ISIS? Once again, I'll get in trouble.
02:57:04.000 Don't build ISIS in the first place.
02:57:06.000 Don't give them all the weapons in the first place.
02:57:08.000 But once you do have them with all the weapons...
02:57:12.000 What is this?
02:57:12.000 People getting shot by toddlers on a weekly basis this year?
02:57:15.000 Is this real?
02:57:17.000 Oh my fucking god!
02:57:19.000 More Americans were killed by toddlers.
02:57:21.000 Two-year-olds are shooting people.
02:57:23.000 What in the fuck?
02:57:24.000 In October 2015, it said 43 instances.
02:57:27.000 What?!
02:57:28.000 Oh my god, this is insane.
02:57:30.000 In 2015, at least 13 toddlers have inadvertently killed themselves with firearms, 18 more injured themselves, 10 injured other people, and 2 killed other people.
02:57:44.000 I'm scared of children.
02:57:45.000 Well, it's not the kids.
02:57:47.000 It's people that leave the fucking guns around kids.
02:57:52.000 That's what it is.
02:57:52.000 Because, you know, in Australia, we have no guns.
02:57:54.000 Yeah.
02:57:54.000 We've got rid of them all.
02:57:56.000 We had the largest massacre on Earth.
02:57:58.000 36 people or something got killed, and we just turned around and went, eh, you know what?
02:58:01.000 We don't need guns.
02:58:02.000 Yeah.
02:58:03.000 It worked rather well.
02:58:04.000 It did for you guys, but again, you have the population of Los Angeles and a giant hunk of land.
02:58:11.000 Yeah, there's something like a certain...
02:58:14.000 I think there's hundreds of millions of guns in America.
02:58:18.000 I think there's as many guns as there are people, and there are trillions of rounds of ammunition.
02:58:24.000 And the gun people say, if there was really a gun problem, you'd know it.
02:58:30.000 Would all our guns and all our ammo, if there was really a gun problem?
02:58:34.000 I fucking just reasonably suggested, reasonably suggested, that people that are mentally unbalanced maybe shouldn't have guns.
02:58:43.000 And the fucking hate I got from the far right, like, the people that really believe in the Second Amendment says, the right, it's a right to keep and bear, not but,
02:58:59.000 no buts!
02:59:00.000 I believe in the Second Amendment, but no, no, no, no buts.
02:59:04.000 No buts.
02:59:05.000 Guns.
02:59:05.000 Isn't it like a well-armed militia to stop government oppression?
02:59:08.000 Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be.
02:59:09.000 Well, that's what they think.
02:59:11.000 The Oregon people, who we never figured out who first dubbed them Yal-Qaeda, whoever that guy is.
02:59:18.000 Kudos to you or her, ma'am or sir.
02:59:22.000 It's a great, great name.
02:59:23.000 But yeah, those people, there's a lot of people like that that think, well, they're coming for our guns.
02:59:28.000 They're coming.
02:59:31.000 It's education.
02:59:32.000 When it comes down to it, the best thing, money for dollar for dollar that you can do is education.
02:59:37.000 If you educate women in the world that have less children and that solves a lot of problems right there, to tell you the truth.
02:59:43.000 The only other thing, dollar for dollar, education is the best way.
02:59:46.000 And especially educating women in third world countries especially.
02:59:51.000 But that was the way 20 years ago.
02:59:53.000 I feel now we've gotten to the point where we really...
02:59:56.000 I said 40-year lag.
02:59:57.000 So what's happening now, we're not going to see for 40 years.
03:00:00.000 We need to do something major.
03:00:02.000 We need to do something right now.
03:00:03.000 And that's why I quite like the World Without War thing.
03:00:05.000 Because for every dollar you spend lobbying to get people to reduce their military budget, it's a multiplier.
03:00:12.000 You're going to get a lot more money diverted to something that is...
03:00:16.000 Better for society, basically.
03:00:18.000 Whether it's infrastructure or Hyperloop or plant trees or get electric cars, whatever.
03:00:23.000 Throw the money at it.
03:00:24.000 Well, very few people would argue with you that the world would be better off without war.
03:00:28.000 You'd be amazed.
03:00:30.000 Everyone argues with me on that one.
03:00:31.000 I think the real argument would be whether or not the rest of the world would cooperate.
03:00:35.000 We all would agree.
03:00:36.000 Let's just ramp down our gun production, our missile production.
03:00:41.000 Let's ramp it down, and everybody relax, and let's reallocate those resources.
03:00:46.000 Most people would say that would be a great idea, but who's going to do it as well?
03:00:51.000 Is ISIS going to do it?
03:00:52.000 I like the example of India and Pakistan.
03:00:54.000 India and Pakistan keep raising their military budgets every year to compete with each other because they want to make sure they're spending the same amount as the other guy because they're scared of the other guy.
03:01:02.000 You go to these two countries and you go, hey, here's a treaty, just like all the trade agreements, whatever, that you sign and you reduce your military budget by 50% and the other guy promises to do it as well.
03:01:12.000 Suddenly, you're reducing war, which I'm all for, and you're also helping, relieving a whole heap of money available for climate change abatement.
03:01:20.000 So, I think it's a win-win situation, but oh my lord, I get in trouble when I talk about it.
03:01:25.000 Well, you sound like a hippie.
03:01:27.000 You sound like an idealistic hippie.
03:01:28.000 That's what the problem is.
03:01:29.000 The people right now are, yeah, fuck this hippie!
03:01:31.000 They're shutting their iPhone off right now.
03:01:33.000 Fucking hippie!
03:01:34.000 I hate when Rogan has hippies on.
03:01:37.000 But who wants war, man?
03:01:39.000 No one wants war.
03:01:40.000 Except maybe Jocko.
03:01:41.000 Jocko might want it.
03:01:42.000 Because most people don't want it.
03:01:44.000 They reluctantly accept the fact that we have disputes and that we have armies to handle that and keep us safe.
03:01:54.000 But if you ask them, would it be better if we just took that money and instead of having all this military, spend it on climate change?
03:02:02.000 Yeah, but then there's also those people that are in the military that don't have jobs anymore.
03:02:06.000 We don't have any soldiers?
03:02:07.000 We have less soldiers?
03:02:08.000 Yeah, I'm sure we can get jobs for them that don't involve killing people.
03:02:11.000 There's many different ways to do this.
03:02:14.000 This is all very reasonable.
03:02:16.000 I just don't know.
03:02:17.000 Yeah, no, as I said, I'm amazed at how much kickback I get from that one thing.
03:02:21.000 I normally don't mention it.
03:02:22.000 I normally don't mean climate change.
03:02:23.000 I don't want to convolute it with something like that.
03:02:25.000 But it's such a perfect idea.
03:02:29.000 A perfect idea is that can solve a lot of problems at the time frame that we need to solve them.
03:02:34.000 Because everything else, if you look at the climate, Paris talks, right?
03:02:37.000 COP21. So the 21st time they got together to talk about climate change, they eventually went, OK, 194 countries, we agree something's going wrong, and we need to prevent the Earth from warming to 2 degrees Celsius.
03:02:49.000 Well, six months later, we're already there.
03:02:52.000 And they're not agreeing to do anything for five years as well.
03:02:56.000 So they don't even start to do anything for five years.
03:02:58.000 If we wait for politicians to do something about this, we are just so screwed.
03:03:01.000 We really are.
03:03:02.000 Well, that's one of the problems with having politicians, is that they're not experts.
03:03:07.000 They're not experts in anything.
03:03:08.000 They're experts in figuring out how to get people to vote for them.
03:03:11.000 That's it.
03:03:12.000 Most politicians, they're not the best at anything.
03:03:15.000 They're certainly not like...
03:03:18.000 Exemplary human beings who are beyond reproach.
03:03:21.000 They're good at bullshitting.
03:03:22.000 Yeah.
03:03:22.000 They're good at debates.
03:03:25.000 Other than Bernie Sanders.
03:03:26.000 Bernie Sanders seems to be a pretty exemplary guy.
03:03:29.000 Believe or not believe in socialism.
03:03:31.000 Argue it as you may.
03:03:32.000 He seems like a great guy with some pretty good ideas about the world.
03:03:37.000 We're out of time.
03:03:38.000 We're out of time, Adam.
03:03:40.000 That's amazing how quickly that goes.
03:03:41.000 It's three hours and 15 minutes, man.
03:03:44.000 Right?
03:03:44.000 About that?
03:03:45.000 Something like that?
03:03:45.000 We're over.
03:03:46.000 We went over.
03:03:47.000 We don't give a fuck over here, Adam.
03:03:49.000 Thank you very much, though.
03:03:50.000 Let's do this again, man.
03:03:51.000 Please.
03:03:52.000 How often are you in LA? I have no idea, but hey, I'll come back next year.
03:03:56.000 You're all over the place, man.
03:03:57.000 I don't know where I'm going.
03:03:58.000 Come around.
03:03:59.000 Come visit us.
03:04:00.000 But thank you very much.
03:04:01.000 I really appreciate it.
03:04:02.000 Hey, it's been a great pleasure.
03:04:03.000 And hey, keep up the good work, Joe.
03:04:05.000 You are really doing some amazing stuff here.
03:04:07.000 I don't think people tell you that enough.
03:04:09.000 We're listening all the way back in Australia, and we're loving what you're doing.
03:04:11.000 Thank you, brother.
03:04:12.000 I really appreciate that.
03:04:13.000 All right, thank you, friends.
03:04:14.000 That's it for this week, you fuckers.
03:04:16.000 I'll see you soon.
03:04:17.000 Bye-bye.
03:04:17.000 Big kiss.