In this episode, the boys talk about a variety of topics ranging from childhood trauma to the dark side of the internet, and everything in between. The boys also talk about how they met and fell in love with Ari Shaffir and how they became friends, and what it was like growing up with him as a kid. They also discuss what it's like to be a boy in the 80's and 90's, and why it's okay to have sex with young boys. We hope you enjoy this episode and that you enjoy listening to it with your friends, family, and co-workers! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Also, if you like the episode, please leave a review and tell us what you think about it in the comments section below! Timestamps: 0:00 - What's the worst thing you ve ever done with your kid? 6:20 - What would you do with a friend or family member? 8:30 - How do you feel about a friend you care about? 9:40 - What does it feel like to fuck a young boy? 11:15 - Is it okay to fuck someone younger than you? 12:00 13:00- What is it normal to fuck young boys? 16:30- How old is too old to fuck other people? 17:15- What do you think you should fuck a little bit? 18:20- What are you fuck a girl? 19:40- Is it normal? 21:30 22:15 23: How old should you fuck someone else? 26: Is it a good idea? 27:40 28:20 29:30 Is sex a good thing? 30:30 What's a boy fuck you fuck you in a good day? 31:00 Is it wrong? 35:00 Do you like sex? 32:00 How old? 33:30 Do you think a girl fuck you like it? ? 34: Is sex better than a boy? 35:10 36:00 Can you fuck me? 37: Does it get better than that? 39:30 Can I fuck a boy better? 41:00 What do I fuck you more? 45:00 Are you a boy or not?
00:01:08.000Later it feels like, because it's like a slight scar that has to heal, but you're not used to having a scar between your eyelid and your eyeball.
00:01:16.000So it feels like a piece of sand is in there.
00:07:58.000Some people that you talk to, like customer service people, if it's for something shitty, like something that happens all the time, they're dealing with so many people that are complaining all the time.
00:10:26.000When you say, hey Siri, if you have hey Siri on, like me saying this right now over and over again, people right now all across the world are yelling at me.
00:14:49.000There's this place called Dr. Huggly Wuggly's Tyler, Texas Barbecue, and it's out in Van Nuys, California, and it's my all-time favorite barbecue spot in California for sure.
00:16:29.000But industry has risen up around that line.
00:16:32.000Like, there's TaskRabbit people that'll wait in line for you for 20 bucks, but now they're on to them, so you can only order for up to like four people.
00:21:07.000Like, when you were looking at the ages of people that lived back during the Roman times, I mean, I think the infant mortality rate back then was some insane, like 40% or something like that.
00:21:54.000I mean, if there's ever been a slam dunk case, if I was an ambulance chaser or one of those asshole guys who looks to sue over nothing, I'd be jumping on this thing.
00:25:07.000You still have these lapses in thinking that are intensely juvenile, especially if you grew up in a weird single-parent household like she did, or like a lot of people do, or latchkey kids,
00:25:23.000where your parents just go, get out of here, and they just let you out the door, and you figure out life on your own.
00:26:44.000If I get caught shoplifting now, I'm just going to go to jail.
00:26:47.000There's no, like, young man will talk to your parents.
00:26:49.000I think some people have just fucking lapses in judgment, and they do it because they're like, I think subconsciously, like someone like Winona Ryder, who's obviously wealthy.
00:26:59.000I think she's like, I mean, I'm just totally playing armchair psychologist here, but I would say it might seriously be that she's just trying to charge up her day somehow, like subconsciously.
00:27:11.000That's what, in the season, the series premiere of Heroes, the very first episode.
00:28:20.000However, how much would I have to pay you to go get some water, purify it, cool it off, put it in a plastic jar, and have it sealed and waiting for me?
00:30:29.000One time I had a koosh ball at Chesapeake Knife and Tool, and I was tossing it around while I was looking at all the little metal games, you know, those puzzle games, you get the ring off, and I was like, oh, I can easily take this right now.
00:30:39.000And I just kept tossing it up and walked right out of the store.
00:30:41.000Because if they caught me, I'd be like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:34:37.000Yeah, it's not a slice of pizza that you just easily replace.
00:34:42.000Jim Payne said it the best in terms of how comedians, how cruel they are to each other.
00:34:46.000He was like, if you break up with a girl, if you're at a comedy store and you break up with a girl, you just don't tell anyone for like eight months.
00:34:54.000It's just, they're not going to be cool to you.
00:34:56.000They're not going to be like, it's okay, man.
00:34:57.000They're just going to be like, who do you think is fucking her now?
00:35:00.000Do you think she's finally trying anal?
00:39:57.000But this guy was, like, this real macho guy and did a lot of macho type shit.
00:40:02.000And one of the things they did was he got into some cage with a Komodo dragon and he took his shoes off.
00:40:10.000For whatever reason like maybe you take your shoes off so that you don't step in their habitat with You know what might possibly be on your shoes in the cage with them?
00:40:19.000Yeah, and the fucking thing bit his foot because he thought it's it thought his foot was a rabbit Because his foot was white and they feed him rabbits Jesus fucking Christ.
00:40:29.000So this thing imagine I think clamping down on your foot with that slime mouth and He almost lost his foot.
00:45:14.000When fucking Bilbo is killing orcs, I'm like, wait, at one point are they these fucking evil supervillains that are created in a lab, and then at the next point, this fucking little hobbit with no training can get him.
00:45:49.000In a way that would make you think that although there's magic in this world that they live in, the physics of the regular world still apply.
00:46:40.000Yeah, that happens in movies sometimes where it's just a bunch of shit happening.
00:46:44.000I have this theory that most artists have about a seven, I'm tweaking the years, but about a seven year prime where they're really on point.
00:46:52.000And Peter Jackson, is that who did The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit?
00:47:12.000Yeah, well, I felt like a way about Jurassic Park, the new Jurassic Park.
00:47:15.000I was watching, and I was like, okay, here comes more stuff happening, and a bunch of stuff's gonna happen now, and then this is gonna happen.
00:47:21.000It's just a bunch of shit that I have zero connection to.
00:48:08.000It's perhaps plotting against you and there's so much going on man And there's scenes in that movie where you're like fuck fuck fuck like you're white knuckling I didn't feel any of that in like Jurassic Park.
00:48:52.000Dude, once she's got the skin on and the skin is indistinguishable from regular skin, you're not gonna give a fuck about that carbon fiber body that looks like the inside of one of those.
00:49:02.000I mean, it was just like, it was one of those things where emotionally it was like, it was like he wasn't in love at all.
00:49:05.000He's like, you're a robot, you're a robot.
00:49:06.000And then all of a sudden it's like, I'm fully in love with you.
00:49:43.000If he decided at some point in time that this is like a form of life and that he really has a real connection with her, she really is intelligent, I mean, you keep getting feedback from her over and over again, it becomes normal?
00:53:45.000Well, I was looking at a piece of property that one of the things that they were talking about, the piece of property that's adjacent to...
00:53:54.000It has this like billboard thing there, and you could pay and put things on the billboard.
00:53:58.000I'm like, how much would it cost to put something on a billboard?
00:56:01.000If that was your exact time, that'd be a tough find.
00:56:04.000Because you don't get a guy who's that fucking braggadocious, bold, Americana, we can make America great again, golf hat on, private jet, suck my dick.
00:56:22.000You don't get that guy unless you get also like the nasty tweets to Megyn Kelly, you know, and the, you know, this reporter's a loser and this guy's a scrub.
00:57:23.000Despite all the criticisms that you could have that are all valid about the wall and about some of the things that he said, he's very smart.
00:57:30.000And honestly, what the media says, they only show you a small portion of something.
00:57:53.000Look, everybody knows that Hillary Clinton was the Secretary of State.
00:57:57.000Everybody knows she's running for President.
00:57:59.000But if you compare the amount of time the pundits talk about Hillary Clinton versus the amount of time they talk about Trump, it's not even close.
00:58:06.000And it's all because of him saying outrageous shit.
01:00:10.000I've heard people defend Hillary Clinton.
01:00:12.000Smart, intelligent, liberal people I know.
01:00:14.000I go, well, she seems like she's smart because she's saying what she needs to get elected.
01:00:18.000I'm like, well, okay, how is that different than Donald Trump?
01:00:21.000If you don't believe she believes these things, she's just doing what she has to do to get elected, then how can you not believe the same about Donald Trump?
01:00:28.000Her speeches creep me out way more than his, and I'll tell you why.
01:00:33.000She got called out by Bernie Sanders for having these enormous fucking campaign speeches, not campaign speeches, but speeches that she would give in front of these bankers.
01:03:36.000Because that's an important campaign point.
01:03:38.000And the thing is, if she waits long enough, let's just say she starts winning more states and she puts some distance on her and Bernie, and then it comes out, well, too late, because it didn't cost me these 31 states, so now for the last 19, okay, yeah,
01:03:53.000it'll cost me a little bit, but it's too late.
01:03:55.000But it's almost like, yeah man, let's give us the information.
01:03:58.000But that would cost the Democratic Party the ticket.
01:07:16.000This is your president to tell you, stop watching that piece of garbage show.
01:07:21.000That is more fun than when they go, with all due respect to Secretary Clinton, you're a great job, well respected, but I would like to say...
01:09:38.000She's reporting on shit that's happening, and she's not being flattering about him.
01:09:42.000But she's not attacking him the way he's attacking her.
01:09:46.000That looks real bad, man, especially when it's a woman and you're going after her and she's smart.
01:09:52.000Look, whether or not you agree with her, whether or not you agree with her politics, there's no denying that she's very intelligent, very articulate.
01:09:59.000So when she's talking and she's giving these speeches, even if you think that this white Santa Claus thing is nonsense and why are you correcting America and what color Santa Claus is?
01:10:10.000When she's asking questions and she's got these criticisms, if you feel the criticisms aren't valid, you have to be able to establish that you can communicate really well with someone who doesn't think that you're doing a good job or someone who's criticizing you.
01:10:26.000You have to establish, if you're running for president, you have to establish that you're the type of person who's reasonable.
01:10:31.000Well, he's already said, he's like, if you cross me, I will cross you back.
01:10:48.000Yeah, you can't have people worried about criticizing you when it comes to something as critical as being a calm, cool, collected person who's running for president.
01:10:57.000Like, that is one of the most important points of that job, is that you have to be able to appreciate the fact that there's going to be at least half the country that fucking is mad that you're in office.
01:12:10.000By the way, kids, if you're listening out there, Santa's real, and he's white.
01:12:17.000What other fucking news program would pause in the middle of a controversial story to let all the kids listen at home know that Santa Claus is white.
01:12:27.000Just picturing these kids with fucking Wonder Bread sandwiches half hanging out of their mouth, processing meat.
01:13:11.000I think when someone's criticizing you and you're running for president, what you should be able to do is show that that criticism is ridiculous.
01:13:17.000What he does is he decides he's going to go after those reporters.
01:13:20.000But maybe he thinks that those reporters have a bully pulpit, you know, that they abuse it.
01:13:25.000Because there's some of them that do cross over into a line of editorial commentary in a really kind of twisted way.
01:13:44.000They could interview whoever they want.
01:13:48.000Bernie could offer to have Hillary on his podcast to talk for months, and she could just deny it, and people would say, why don't you go talk to him on his podcast?
01:15:40.000If you've got a birthday party and you want to hire Pink Floyd to play for your corporate event, you've got to pay a quarter million bucks and it's going to be an awesome show.
01:21:48.000So, like, you can have a company that streams stuff, and, like, the rates that you get paid, there was a story about, like, the most played song on Spotify, and how much it actually generated.
01:24:32.000But it doesn't necessarily work out that way, because if I played one Joe Rogan song, he's going to get a little piece of that too.
01:24:37.000But not everyone just listens to one person.
01:24:39.000You listen to 25 songs a day, or in one hour even.
01:24:43.000Right, and a lot of times people just let it play and they leave.
01:24:46.000Some people have set some things up like that, where they've tried to game the system, where they've tried to play someone's song, a new artist, multiple times to try to get them some money.
01:26:03.000And they've started YouTube Red to try to compete with that kind of thing, which is like $9.99 a month stream service thing like that, too.
01:27:21.000We were having this conversation, I was asking him about phones today, because there was a thread on my message board where people getting mad at Brian for talking shit about the Samsung Galaxy S7, and that he was going to switch over to it, but I know he switches over to different phones like every couple months and writes stories about it.
01:27:37.000Unbox Therapy is a website where he's got a YouTube channel and a website, but what he does is he reviews tech stuff.
01:27:44.000He takes it out of the box and tries it, and he talks about it, and he knows a lot of shit about technology.
01:27:48.000So when he describes these things, he's describing it from a very educated point of view.
01:27:51.000And then he takes that phone, and he's like, okay, I'm going to use this as my main phone for a month or something like that.
01:27:56.000Not just a day, but really say, oh, fuck, I didn't realize this problem.
01:27:59.000Yeah, tell you what's annoying, what's not.
01:28:01.000And he said he doesn't, even though he uses, like, Mac computers, he doesn't use iTunes because iTunes is specific to one platform, and that's annoying.
01:28:08.000What do you mean specific to one platform?
01:28:09.000Well, you can't get iTunes, like, if you want to use, like, you want to watch movies and shit like that.
01:28:14.000I don't think you can necessarily do that on an Android phone.
01:35:39.000Yeah, and then they go, uh, no, we're done with that.
01:35:41.000Blockbuster, we put you out of business and this isn't where people are downloading stuff too much.
01:35:45.000So we'll still do that a little bit, but let's just get all, every pretty much entertainment, every documentary, every old sitcom, let's just get it all on our thing so you can come to us.
01:37:15.000They keep playing that now with this election.
01:37:17.000Because I said, you know, that I think what happened after you got elected a second time, they were probably sitting in the back of the room going, I think we can go down right now.
01:37:28.000You do a really good job of, like, I've told you this before, but using your voice, the way you did that in that bit was like, it was like, four years pass and they all look and they go, It's like that quiet thing,
01:37:45.000a pause mixed by quiet instead of just talking.
01:37:47.000Like inflection, up and down inflection.
01:37:55.000Like, what would it be like if there really was this cabal of evil billionaires that's trying to control the mindset and program the entire country, and they wanted to put a dumb person in office so they could figure out how dumb people were.
01:38:27.000So the only way, the premise of the bit was the only way we could really find out how stupid America was was to put a really dumb guy in as president.
01:38:34.000And there's many, many really articulate, whip-smart Republican candidates that could easily make a great leader.
01:39:50.000Well, I mean, if it's just a very minor part of what you're trying to describe, I guess it's fine to use it as a non-creative narrative or non-creative descriptive.
01:40:00.000But when you're doing it a lot, Yeah, it's too much.
01:40:18.000So before, I mean, I'm assuming in the Lincoln Times, you know, the candidates would just say their opinions, what they thought, and that's what the newspaper would print, and that would be the end of it.
01:40:27.000They would go out and talk for hours, too.
01:42:53.000Somebody on my message board brought this up, like the Department of Fish and Game that I always praise them for the conservation efforts they've done.
01:43:00.000They've got all wildlife biologists running it.
01:43:27.000So when you get a wildlife biologist that's trying to manage the buffalo population, and they try to figure out, hey, we've got wolves in Yellowstone that are killing the buffalo.
01:43:44.000See, now, the problem with anything economic is there's all sorts of motivating factors that lead up to rules that get passed that allow these people that become president or become, you know, whatever the fuck they're doing where they're making deals with people like the bankers that are paying Hillary Clinton $250,000.
01:44:01.000They get them into these positions and then they can profit insanely.
01:44:06.000They get these positions and these guys go from...
01:44:08.000There's a great documentary called Inside Job.
01:44:31.000And he finds out that these guys who are economy professors went on to get jobs with these banks.
01:44:38.000So they set these rules like, well, we've just checked with the blah, blah, blah university economics department, and they recommend this, that, and that.
01:44:46.000And they're doing that so they can get these payments.
01:44:48.000And so they move into cushy jobs where they get paid millions of dollars once they leave these government positions or these teaching positions.
01:48:11.000Our government has got a virus, and it's not being cured.
01:48:15.000I talked to these guys who were defense contractors, worked for defense contractors in Iraq and Afghanistan, and one of them had been in the military before.
01:49:41.000So if you're a real bad guy and you're hanging out in an apartment building and your phone happens to be there, that's what they're shooting at.
01:52:50.000All it is, is they're not cutting weight.
01:52:52.000But he's not fighting Damian Maia, who used to fight at 205 or 185, and he's cutting down to 170. At least it's not title shots, where it's like, you don't deserve a title shot on two weight classes above you.
01:54:01.000He lost to Stun Gun Kim, and he also lost to Rory McDonald at 170. These are legitimate 170s, and Rory being one of the best 170s in the world.
01:54:09.000He got ragdolled a little bit by Rory, but that was a wake-up call for him.
01:54:13.000He went back to 155, and at 155, in his last fight against Michael Johnson, he put on probably the best performance up to the Conor McGregor fight, the best performance of his career.
01:55:13.000Nate is longer and taller, and he's a very good boxer.
01:55:17.000Nate spars on a regular basis with Andre Ward, who is one of the best pound-for-pound, if not the best pound-for-pound boxer in the world, now that Floyd Mayweather's quote-unquote retired.
01:56:58.000Yeah, Donald started coming back with leg kicks.
01:57:00.000The only guy who's ever really successfully put him away in the UFC was Josh Thompson.
01:57:05.000Josh Thompson is one of the most underrated guys.
01:57:09.000Josh Thompson, when he was at his best, left to go over to Strikeforce, and a lot of people missed out on some of the fucking wars that he had over there.
01:57:18.000The Gilbert Melendez fights over there, and he went through a lot of wear and tear on you.
01:57:22.000But, like, skill for skill, Josh Thompson is a motherfucker, but now he's, like, 36, and time just starts to get everybody, but at his best, and I think that, like, his last fight with Nate Diaz, when he head kicked him, he stopped him, was one of, like, his best performances ever.
01:57:38.000And then he had some losses after that, but again, it's like, It's hard to stay healthy and get through a camp when you're 36 years old.
01:57:43.000When those guys get to the late 30s, things start to get...
01:59:12.000Don't worry about it, man But my point is for the folks listening when you watch a guy get beat up like Connor got beat up against Nate and He shoots for a takedown and then gets taken down Nate gets on top of him beats him up and then chokes him a taps real quick Like Nate just dominated him once it got to the ground.
01:59:29.000He was already hurt when it got to the ground Then everybody goes hmm, okay Could Rafael Dos Anjos do this?
01:59:37.000And for a guy like Conor, I think one of the reasons why he wants this fight back is to prove that he fucked up.
01:59:43.000That he tried to take Nate out with big power bombs, he gassed out, he got tired, and then Nate boxed him up in the second round.
01:59:51.000Nate started tagging him, had him hurt, had him shoot for a takedown.
02:00:01.000You don't get to knock out Aldo with one punch and beat the fuck out of Poirier in the first round like you called it and beat the shit out of Seaver and stop Chad Mendes when you wanted to bet millions of dollars on it.
02:00:10.000I mean, he's a legit 100% motherfucker.
02:00:15.000The game does not care about personalities.
02:00:19.000The game does not care about confidence.
02:00:53.000You got rocked like the first punch, and then you're getting beat up for four and a half minutes after that, and then the second round comes around.
02:00:59.000You don't even know where the fuck you are.
02:01:44.000It's a rule that they put in place because the people that were on the commission, this is coming from Big John McCarthy himself, the people that were on the commission at the time, they thought that if you dropped a 12-6 elbow like those ESPN karate shows, you could break bricks and shit, you could kill somebody.
02:02:42.000It's Danish and O'Neill, and they're so fucking good at it.
02:02:44.000For a while, they were dating Ronda Rousey, and GSP was all upset about it because he wanted to date Ronda Rousey, and they catfished him and buried him in a refrigerator box in the desert, and he got out.
02:02:56.000And now GSP's addicted to kitty litter.
02:05:41.000When he won the featherweight title, dude, he takes his back like a fucking world champion and smashes him.
02:05:46.000I mean, this is what Anderson did when he was at his best, was he would get boos in the first and second round, and he's almost like, guys, would you fucking relax?
02:07:16.000Like the neuromuscular pathway to tying your shoes is automatic.
02:07:19.000There's certain movements that become like that.
02:07:22.000Like when you're sparring or fighting in particular, sometimes you'll move out of the way and you're throwing a counter before you even realize you're doing it.
02:07:29.000Like it's too fast for you to even think about.
02:07:31.000But you've carved that path so deeply in your neuromuscular structure that when someone does this, you do that.
02:08:32.000So they'll throw kicks and then as you are scrambled, before the referee gets to you, they'll fucking knee you in the face as you're going down.
02:08:39.000Even with your gloves touching the ground, it's like legal in a lot of organizations to knee or even kick you in the face.
02:09:03.000Because when they tie up inside that clinch, the guys who are really good, they execute these nasty trips, and they also, the way of manipulating you into knees, like, when someone has, like, They clamp down and they know how to control your neck.
02:09:19.000It's a very confusing feeling if you're not accustomed to it from a high-level practitioner because you get locked in.
02:09:29.000That's one of the most brutal things in MMA. And whenever the whole crowd gets behind it too and they start going, knees, knees, as soon as that clinch comes in because they all want to see it.
02:10:20.000He starts moving him around and manipulating.
02:10:22.000See, so Rich is trying to punch him, but look how he manipulates him with these fucking knees, and the clinch just, he never lets that clinch go.
02:11:10.000And the way he's moving them and manipulating them, man, this is some high level shit.
02:11:15.000And you just didn't, at the time, see this level of Muay Thai in MMA. It was very rare to see, at least from this position, it's a very rare position to see prolonged in an MMA fight up until this point.
02:11:29.000So there, his nose is just shattered, and now Anderson's just moving in for the kill.
02:12:02.000He had to get nasal reconstruction surgery, and it was a big deal, and they have to, you know, put splints on your fucking nose and build it back up.
02:13:43.000For getting left out to like, this is a title eliminator fight, and now it's been like, I guess not a year, but like, where's his title shot?
02:16:17.000He knocked out Chad Mendes with one punch.
02:16:19.000He's at the top of the heap, in my opinion.
02:16:21.000So I think that a rematch is not a bad idea between Frankie and Aldo for the title.
02:16:27.000And you have that on an undercard of UFC 200 or UFC whatever the fuck you're going to have with Nate Diaz.
02:16:33.000And then if Conor wants someday to come back to 45, then it's like, sure man, we'll give you a title fight right away.
02:16:36.000It's not like Conor's not going to know that he already beat Aldo and knocked him out with one punch.
02:16:40.000He could talk all kinds of mad shit for the rematch.
02:16:42.000They could do it, run it all back again, if Aldo can get past Frankie.
02:16:47.000So there's a lot of fun stuff that can happen.
02:16:50.000But the Nate Diaz fight has to take place because my point was, this is my final point, is that if he beats Nate Diaz, he silences everybody.
02:16:58.000If he goes out there and he fights smart and he snipes him and he stays the fuck away from the boxing, he uses a lot of leg kicks the way Dos Anjos did.
02:17:06.000Because Nate stands real heavy on the front leg.
02:17:12.000So Connor will be throwing a hard left leg kick from the back leg.
02:17:15.000It's a good setup for him in that regard.
02:17:17.000And then also, Connor knows now he can't knock Nate out with one punch.
02:17:21.000So he's not going to load up and try to uncork, he's going to try to fight smart.
02:17:25.000So in fighting smart, then he'll be able to incorporate leg kicks, and he'll be able to incorporate, he'll also understand he's got to fucking stay off the ground.
02:17:34.000You're not going to do well on the ground when Nate Diaz.
02:17:37.000He's at a very, very high level on the ground.
02:17:39.000So unless Conor gets way better with his jiu-jitsu by the time that fight takes place...
02:18:14.000I mean, at some level, if you're a martial artist, and emphasize the artist, like, keep your fucking titles, the way Cerrone seems to think about it.
02:18:49.000You still have former featherweight champion versus former ultimate fighter winner who stopped this guy in the second round of their last fight.
02:19:55.000Let me tell you this, I saw once at the Pearl, I saw her being called a fight, and people were booing, early stoppage, early stoppage.
02:20:05.000And I saw him walk out of the octagon, I saw him walk out of the octagon, and look at the replay, and watch it, I saw him watch it, and then he sees the replay and goes, yeah.
02:20:15.000He was like, no, I did the right thing.
02:20:17.000Yeah, he and I had a conversation after the Tim Sylvia fight.
02:20:22.000Tim Sylvia fought Frank Mir, and the audience was booing because he stopped the fight because they didn't see it.
02:20:28.000But I saw it because I had the replay in front of me and the screen.
02:20:32.000The audience didn't have a screen that they could call from the truck instantly, so they had to put it up on the big screen where you could see Frank's arm break.
02:20:40.000So, or excuse me, see Tim's arm break.
02:20:43.000So Frank got him in an arm bar and snapped his forearm in half.
02:20:48.000And Herb was right there and called it.
02:20:50.000And the audience was screaming, boo, boo, boo.
02:20:54.000But when I got in there, I go, what's going on?
02:21:29.000Because if someone yanks on a compound fracture and it goes right through the skin and the bone bursts, you use all sorts of risk of infection, real serious complications.
02:21:37.000I mean, who knows if that arm's ever going to be the same again.
02:21:39.000Most exciting fight I might have ever seen.
02:21:42.000Tim Sylvia, Randy Couture in Columbus.
02:24:01.000As he's going down look his arm gets wrapped up in the ropes and look at this boom boom he's out standing up the refs trying to stop him and he's caught he was caught in the ropes he should have been down dude it was brutal it was brutal it's one of the worst KOs ever and Morrison came back from that but not really that's amazing he was always fucked up from that that fight was just devastating He got tired.
02:24:31.000The anxiety of the event and the fact that Ray Mercer hit so hard, you know, you're always nervous, you're always scared, and then he got caught.
02:26:39.000Well, it's not a problem, but it's a 140-pound weight class instead of a 145. The 145 is what she's champion of in Invicta, and I think the idea is that they worry that they don't have enough 145-pound talent.
02:26:52.000I think they didn't have enough 135-pound talent.
02:28:02.000But, you know, honestly, like some of the things that men have been caught with have been pretty unnatural as well, like superhuman levels of testosterone that don't even exist in medical books.
02:28:11.000You know, so you could argue that it's dangerous because a woman does change her anatomy.
02:28:30.000Rhonda won't take a fight, won't take a fight against Holly Holm, and then it's suddenly like Misha Tate wins, like, I'm ready to fight now.
02:28:35.000No, she's not necessarily ready to fight now.
02:28:51.000Wait in four months and say, as soon as my fight's over, I can do your movie for the next three months, and then I get her back to training.
02:28:56.000It's gotta be hard, though, when you're...
02:28:58.000You know, a super celebrity and you're getting all this love and everybody wants to put you in all these different things.
02:29:03.000It's got to be hard to say no to certain things.
02:29:05.000Obviously, but the same shit happens in female comics.
02:29:07.000Yeah, but it's way worse with a fighter because a fighter has to be physically tuned up to go in to do battle and get kicked in the fucking head.
02:30:20.000I think, gives it the most time to grow.
02:30:23.000You have to have material that you've worked on for a long time, and you have to put a lot of effort into it, and then you have to tighten that shit down and get a really great comedy shape for about two months.
02:30:44.000When people ask me, what's the best show to watch?
02:30:45.000I'm just like, I don't know, they're all the same.
02:30:46.000But, if it's my first time on the road, even in two weeks, That Thursday show, that first show of the week, is not going to be the best show.
02:31:00.000And if I just performed Thursday through Sunday the week before, so this is only three days later, yeah, I'm going to be sharp.
02:31:06.000But if it's been a few weeks and it's like, but by Saturday of that week, oh, I'm on fire.
02:31:11.000And there's a big difference between doing Thursday night if you are coming off of a weekend run of like three, four, five weekends in a row.
02:32:20.000Yeah, but sometimes I think those vacation times where I know I'm not going to perform and I just write my thoughts down with no pressure just to fuck around.
02:34:26.000And you'll know, you'll know if you're burning, you know, if you're not feeling that good about it, and you'll know if it's, you know, you're feeling good.
02:36:36.000And it's also, we've been talking about this, that there's people now that became comedy fans because of the internet, from YouTube clips and from podcasts, and they understand it now.
02:36:47.000And they know that that's the place where we fuck around and work out, and they know that we're going to be there all the time.
02:37:00.000Monday, the open mic show, the employee show, they're like, it's packed there because it's one of the only times you can get a free show at the comedy store.
02:37:05.000Dude, they sold out 20 nights in the OR in a row.
02:37:08.000In the OR. In the OR. Okay, and people don't understand what this means.