The Joe Rogan Experience - April 04, 2016


Joe Rogan Experience #780 - Sturgill Simpson


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 21 minutes

Words per Minute

182.24127

Word Count

25,857

Sentence Count

2,681

Misogynist Sentences

50

Hate Speech Sentences

36


Summary

In this episode, I catch up with my good friend and former co-worker, Sturgill Simpson. We talk about how he got his start as a radio host, how he became one of the most in-demand artists of all time, and what it's like being in the public eye as a kid growing up in the late 80s and early 90s. We also talk about the early days of his radio career and how he dealt with the media scrutiny that came with being a child prodigy, and how it helped shape him into the man that he is today. I hope you enjoy this episode as much as I enjoyed getting to know him and his story, and that you enjoy listening to it. If you haven t done so already, please take a minute to leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and share it with a friend who needs a good friend to listen to this episode. I appreciate it greatly! Timestamps: 1:00 - How I got my start in radio 4:30 - How Sturgll Simpson got his break 6:15 - How he became famous 8:00 - What it s like being a kid in the music business 9:40 - The early days 12:20 - How to deal with media scrutiny 13:30 How he got recognition 16:40 What does it feel like to be in the limelight? 17:15 18:00- What is it like being an artist? 19:20 21: How does he feel about being famous? 22: What s a kid? 23: How he s a poor guy? 24:30 What s he s good at music? 25:00 | What s it like to him? 26:30 | What does he do with it? 27:10 28:50 29:40 | Where does he think he s going to go from here? 30:50 | Where s he want to go next? 31:00 + 32:00 // 33:00 / 32:10 | What do you want to do with his music career? 35:30 // 35:00 & 35:15 | Who s he wants to do next ? 36:30 + 35:20 | How do you feel about the future? 37:10 + 36:40 + 39:00 Is it possible?


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Yes!
00:00:03.000 What's up?
00:00:07.000 Sturgill motherfucking Samson.
00:00:11.000 Dude, you been on a ride since the last time I talked to you?
00:00:14.000 When was it?
00:00:15.000 Well, last time I talked to you wasn't that long ago, but last time you've been here...
00:00:20.000 I'm hearing things kind of...
00:00:22.000 Is it something wonky?
00:00:23.000 It was boomy almost.
00:00:24.000 I feel like it...
00:00:25.000 Is there something wrong with that?
00:00:27.000 Something wrong with the headphones?
00:00:28.000 Might be just me.
00:00:32.000 Did it just change?
00:00:33.000 Yeah, that sounds better.
00:00:34.000 Thank you.
00:00:35.000 What'd you do, Jamie?
00:00:36.000 Put some fucking effects on that, bitch?
00:00:38.000 He didn't touch anything.
00:00:40.000 He's just asking, is it better?
00:00:42.000 So, yeah, I mean, you're blowing the fuck up, dude.
00:00:48.000 I have to get this out of the way before we even start talking.
00:00:52.000 It's fascinating to watch.
00:00:55.000 Why is that?
00:00:56.000 Well, it's always fascinating to watch someone who you think is very talented get recognized.
00:01:03.000 I think you're very talented.
00:01:05.000 And then becoming friends with you, it's interesting to talk to you and to see what it's like.
00:01:11.000 To see me process it all in real time.
00:01:14.000 Probably have some interesting insight, I would imagine.
00:01:17.000 Yeah, I guess so.
00:01:18.000 For me, it was a slow one.
00:01:20.000 It was a slow burn.
00:01:21.000 It took a long time and a lot of different shows until it started getting really weird.
00:01:25.000 It was pretty manageable.
00:01:26.000 News Radio, how long were you out here before that happened?
00:01:29.000 I came out here for a show right before that.
00:01:32.000 I was on another show called Hardball.
00:01:35.000 There was this baseball show.
00:01:36.000 So that was maybe like six months before News Radio.
00:01:41.000 So I wasn't out here very long.
00:01:42.000 I came out here specifically for that Hardball show.
00:01:45.000 When things just sort of, opportunities turn into other things?
00:01:48.000 Yeah, you know, it ebbs and flows and comes and goes, but the news radio fame was non-existent.
00:01:54.000 Nobody ever recognized me, ever.
00:01:57.000 But you're getting recognized now.
00:01:58.000 Not too much, man.
00:02:00.000 I mean, in specific towns where we do better, yeah, but it's, you know, 99% of the time people are really cool.
00:02:08.000 Yeah.
00:02:09.000 Isn't that the fact?
00:02:10.000 Yeah.
00:02:11.000 That's really what's up, 99% of the time.
00:02:13.000 People are really cool.
00:02:14.000 And even the 1% are still cool.
00:02:16.000 It's just, it lasts a little too long.
00:02:20.000 I don't know.
00:02:21.000 It's the outliers, you know, the extreme cases that aren't, you know, the 1% of the 1%.
00:02:28.000 That could be issues.
00:02:30.000 In the grand scheme of things, I don't feel like I've really blown up that big.
00:02:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:02:36.000 I feel like I've clawed my way to the beginning, as it were.
00:02:39.000 That's a good way to look at it.
00:02:42.000 Well, I mean, what's the beginning?
00:02:44.000 What's the top?
00:02:46.000 I don't know.
00:02:46.000 Exactly.
00:02:47.000 What I do know is that there's a lot of people that will text me, dude, have you heard of Sturgill Simpson?
00:02:52.000 Holy shit.
00:02:54.000 Even now?
00:02:54.000 Yeah, even now.
00:02:57.000 Man, it's...
00:02:58.000 Although, I guess...
00:03:02.000 Transitionally, it's been in the last couple years, three years, but I've been doing this my whole life to various levels of thanklessness.
00:03:11.000 But yeah, a lot of years in honky-tonks and just dive bars where you were background noise.
00:03:16.000 And now that I'm older, I think that's been the best part of it is I'm clear and focused enough and I have enough responsibilities in my life to where I'm not taking it for granted.
00:03:26.000 Does that make sense?
00:03:27.000 100%.
00:03:28.000 Trying to really...
00:03:29.000 Use it as the opportunity that it is to do something hopefully bigger than just myself.
00:03:37.000 Well, being a famous singer, you affect people.
00:03:42.000 A singer and a songwriter, you affect people in a very strange way.
00:03:47.000 There's an intense emotion that's...
00:03:52.000 That's connected to a song that really moves you.
00:03:55.000 There's this intense connection.
00:03:59.000 I think for someone like you...
00:04:02.000 Like, it's great that you've got all this life experience.
00:04:04.000 I think that helps so much, man.
00:04:06.000 I think if you're a fucking Justin Bieber type character, boy, you're almost guaranteed to be fucked.
00:04:11.000 Like, that kind of scrutiny, I don't...
00:04:13.000 How old was he when that all started?
00:04:15.000 He's a baby.
00:04:16.000 I mean, I know who he is, but I couldn't tell you a single song that kids sing.
00:04:20.000 Not a single one.
00:04:21.000 But yet I know who he is.
00:04:22.000 Why is that?
00:04:23.000 Well, he's famous as fuck.
00:04:24.000 He's famous as fuck, man.
00:04:26.000 But yeah, the poor guy.
00:04:29.000 Yeah, the poor guy.
00:04:30.000 Nobody.
00:04:32.000 It's easy to judge and sit back and be like, oh, he's such a fuck-up.
00:04:36.000 The kid has a very rare and unique perspective on the life experience.
00:04:42.000 Yeah.
00:04:42.000 Look, that kid is doing a splendid job.
00:04:45.000 A splendid job.
00:04:47.000 He's fucking up just enough.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, he's fucking up a little bit, but you know, he's fine.
00:04:52.000 In comparison to what a normal person would be with that kind of...
00:04:56.000 Insane breach?
00:04:58.000 What it must be like for him to just try to go through a group of girls?
00:05:04.000 He gets attacked like dogs.
00:05:07.000 They'll fight for him.
00:05:08.000 They'll claw at him.
00:05:11.000 What the fuck, man?
00:05:13.000 He's only like 19 or something, right?
00:05:15.000 Is he 19?
00:05:16.000 That's insane.
00:05:18.000 That's insane.
00:05:19.000 It's gotta be so hard to keep your shit together and to have a balanced perspective, because his only perspective is one of fame.
00:05:27.000 See, you talking about the honky-tonks, and when you were here last time, you talked about crazy jobs you had.
00:05:33.000 You worked on a train, right?
00:05:34.000 Yeah.
00:05:35.000 I mean, think about that kind of shit.
00:05:37.000 Go from that, that kind of shit, to where you are now, you have an earned perspective, an earned perspective.
00:05:44.000 It's still hard to feel like, when you say earned, my life's pretty cool now, man.
00:05:50.000 I get to go out and make art for a living and support my family.
00:05:54.000 And play music.
00:05:55.000 Yeah, no, it's awesome.
00:05:56.000 It's kind of dope.
00:05:57.000 For sure.
00:05:59.000 Even that said, as long as it took to get here, and even the last three years, we toured our asses off, going in circles to kind of build it organically.
00:06:09.000 I feel really proud about that, because no matter what happens up or down, I can feel like I've accomplished something with merit.
00:06:16.000 Yeah.
00:06:18.000 But it...
00:06:21.000 Well, it's a beautiful time.
00:06:23.000 It's a beautiful time for artists, you know?
00:06:25.000 Oh, we're definitely in a moment.
00:06:27.000 Yeah, right?
00:06:28.000 For sure.
00:06:29.000 It seems like a moment with music, a moment with...
00:06:32.000 It's definitely a moment with stand-up comedy.
00:06:34.000 We all talk about it.
00:06:35.000 It's like the best time ever for stand-up.
00:06:37.000 I think country music, too.
00:06:38.000 Dude, I'm still getting over Brian Holtzman.
00:06:41.000 Ha!
00:06:42.000 Who's the guy that did the last set that night?
00:06:45.000 Dude, that fucking...
00:06:45.000 I was traumatized.
00:06:47.000 That was an experience, man.
00:06:49.000 I can't even tell you.
00:06:50.000 Because you motherfuckers didn't tell me what was coming.
00:06:52.000 We were just like, oh, you gotta go see this guy's set.
00:06:54.000 I'm sitting there thinking, I'm watching this guy bomb harder than anything I've ever seen.
00:06:59.000 He's telling people in the audience to just start fucking.
00:07:03.000 I couldn't take my eyes off of it.
00:07:05.000 It was amazing.
00:07:06.000 It was awesome.
00:07:06.000 And then after the set, he's like, yeah!
00:07:09.000 Holy shit, that was all just genius.
00:07:11.000 Yeah, he's genius.
00:07:13.000 Brian Holtzman's genius, 100%.
00:07:15.000 People were running out of the room, man.
00:07:19.000 Like, literally, this takes too well.
00:07:21.000 They ran out of the room to get away from this thing happening on stage.
00:07:25.000 It's a vile expression of toxic masculinity on stage.
00:07:30.000 Yeah, Brian does the Kinnison spot, which is the last spot of the night.
00:07:34.000 So the last guy on the Comedy Store.
00:07:36.000 Most spots at the Comedy Store.
00:07:37.000 The nightcap.
00:07:38.000 Yeah.
00:07:38.000 Last spot at the Comedy Store just goes on from like, I guess he gets on probably somewhere around 12.30, maybe 1-ish.
00:07:45.000 And then he might go until 2.00.
00:07:47.000 So he's got a long stretch.
00:07:49.000 He does whatever he wants.
00:07:50.000 Wow.
00:07:50.000 That's why it's the Kinnison spot.
00:07:52.000 How long has he been in that spot?
00:07:53.000 Well, he's the perfect guy for that spot.
00:07:56.000 And he does it on and off.
00:07:58.000 He's been there at the store as long as I have.
00:08:00.000 He's been there at the store since 94. I met him in 94. Is it always in that room?
00:08:05.000 No, he does the little room, too.
00:08:06.000 That's where I first met him.
00:08:08.000 When I first met him, he was like this promising, up-and-coming guy that would go on in the smaller room.
00:08:14.000 He was one of the hot, up-and-coming guys, but he always kept a real job.
00:08:18.000 In my opinion, he's one of the best comics in the world.
00:08:22.000 He just doesn't get a chance to show it to people.
00:08:25.000 We've tried to talk about what would be the best way to let people know, and I think because he changes his stuff so much.
00:08:32.000 I think just putting cameras on him every night, filming these Kinnison spots that he does every Friday and Saturday night.
00:08:40.000 I tell everybody, if you want to see some comedy...
00:08:42.000 It's a tough one because to make people aware, to let them know, you almost in a way sort of have to give away...
00:08:50.000 What makes it...
00:08:51.000 I don't know, man.
00:08:53.000 It doesn't bother me.
00:08:54.000 I know.
00:08:55.000 I know, and I think it's fucking genius.
00:08:57.000 I know he's a great guy.
00:08:59.000 But, I mean, we're kind of beating around the bush here.
00:09:02.000 He says obviously ridiculously offensive things that he doesn't really mean.
00:09:07.000 I fucking have always loved that style of comedy.
00:09:11.000 And he's, in my opinion, one of the best ever at it.
00:09:14.000 He's a monster.
00:09:15.000 Just people don't know for whatever, but they don't know because he never left.
00:09:19.000 Right.
00:09:19.000 He stayed at the store, and that's his spot.
00:09:22.000 He stayed in LA, and he always kept a job.
00:09:24.000 He always had a job.
00:09:25.000 He was a meter man at one point.
00:09:28.000 He's had a bunch of jobs like that.
00:09:30.000 Kind of a Bukowski type guy.
00:09:32.000 Exactly, but, you know, you got to do it all for him.
00:09:36.000 Like, someone's got to come along and do it all for him.
00:09:38.000 Oh, really?
00:09:39.000 Yeah, let's just take these off, man.
00:09:40.000 Let's be casual, bro.
00:09:41.000 Let's be casual.
00:09:44.000 I can't wear them in the studio either, man.
00:09:46.000 Really?
00:09:46.000 They bug you?
00:09:47.000 They fuck with me.
00:09:48.000 It's just not a natural...
00:09:51.000 You're responding to what you hear in your ears as opposed to the...
00:09:55.000 It's good for some people because some people don't realize how goofy it sounds when everybody talks over everybody.
00:10:03.000 Like if you have three people and they don't have the ear things on...
00:10:06.000 That's what we were talking about before you came in with the fight podcast and stuff.
00:10:09.000 Yeah, so with the Fight Podcast, we do four people.
00:10:12.000 And we made it mandatory.
00:10:13.000 Like, gotta wear earphones because we're drunk and stoned and we're talking over each other.
00:10:18.000 People are chewing into the mic.
00:10:19.000 They don't know how bad it sounds.
00:10:21.000 People are eating pickles.
00:10:23.000 Potato chips and pickles into the fucking microphone.
00:10:26.000 And it's just like, oh my god.
00:10:28.000 I would get these screaming texts from people.
00:10:31.000 Stop chewing into the fucking microphones!
00:10:34.000 So...
00:10:35.000 We had to institute the headphones policy.
00:10:39.000 But for a gentle conversationalist like yourself, it's very easy.
00:10:43.000 Put those aside.
00:10:47.000 Are you, like, when you were touring, like, all those three years, when you were going crazy and touring like a maniac, have you settled that down to more manageable sort of a schedule?
00:11:00.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:11:00.000 Yeah.
00:11:01.000 It would have been fine.
00:11:02.000 Otherwise...
00:11:03.000 I mean, I've always lived out of a bag, really, you know what I mean?
00:11:08.000 And wanted to be moving all the time.
00:11:10.000 So in that regard, it's kind of ideal, but the timing was a little bittersweet.
00:11:15.000 My son was born about a month after the last record came out.
00:11:20.000 So I was home for that, and then basically three or four days after he was born, I had to go to Europe for some shows, and then Press started rolling in, word of mouth, and record just started selling.
00:11:34.000 Dude, it's like a movie.
00:11:35.000 And my wife is very supportive, and I wouldn't have moved to Nashville in the first place to do anything without her telling me, you can do this, you know what I mean?
00:11:47.000 I'd probably still be working at the railroad.
00:11:49.000 When it all kind of came about, you know, she basically said, you know, we didn't come here and like, you do everything up until this point to not be able to go and...
00:11:58.000 Because you have to now.
00:11:59.000 You have to tour.
00:12:00.000 Right.
00:12:02.000 So I did.
00:12:04.000 I think missing out what was going on at home and carrying some sense of guilt maybe for that, because even though I'm out here and my dreams are coming true, it's providing for my family, but when we come home after five or six weeks and I've got a week at home before leaving again,
00:12:20.000 I was seeing what I was missing in incremental stages, and I think it took a toll on me emotionally in a way that I wouldn't have anticipated.
00:12:29.000 So that's kind of where this record came from.
00:12:32.000 I don't go on that kind of tour, but when I go away just for a few days, just for four or five days, it bumps me out.
00:12:40.000 When you come back home, this rush of love.
00:12:45.000 That's a good way to put it.
00:12:46.000 It's what it's like.
00:12:48.000 When I come home, like I just got back from the road.
00:12:52.000 I was in Boston this weekend.
00:12:54.000 I come home on Sunday.
00:12:55.000 And when your kids run up to you and jump into your arms and you're carrying them and talking to them, it's very hard to describe for anybody that doesn't have any children or doesn't have close friends with children.
00:13:09.000 It's very hard to describe.
00:13:10.000 It's a fucking game changer.
00:13:13.000 It's a game changer.
00:13:14.000 It changes who you are.
00:13:16.000 Instantly.
00:13:16.000 Yeah.
00:13:17.000 You're just a different thing.
00:13:18.000 You're a different...
00:13:19.000 Your perspective on the world is so different.
00:13:22.000 And I don't think it's mandatory.
00:13:24.000 And I think this is important to say.
00:13:26.000 Because, man, you used to bum me the fuck out when people who were fathers or mothers would treat you like you were doing something wrong because you didn't have kids.
00:13:36.000 Or like there was something wrong with you if you didn't have...
00:13:38.000 That's bullshit.
00:13:38.000 Or they would tell you that you don't even know about life until you have kids.
00:13:43.000 Yeah, it's a perspective enhancer, but guess what?
00:13:45.000 A lot of shit's a perspective enhancer.
00:13:47.000 You don't have to do it.
00:13:50.000 I just hate when people tell people that it's this mandatory aspect of life.
00:13:56.000 I think you could absolutely have a fulfilled life and never procreate.
00:14:00.000 A lot of people shouldn't be parents, man.
00:14:02.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:14:03.000 Almost every girl I ever dated.
00:14:05.000 Stay out of the business.
00:14:10.000 That's not true.
00:14:11.000 But they changed too, man.
00:14:12.000 I have a buddy of mine.
00:14:14.000 His ex-girlfriend was crazy.
00:14:16.000 Just off the charts crazy.
00:14:18.000 Just wild.
00:14:19.000 The girl was out of her mind.
00:14:21.000 Just drugs and sex and chaos.
00:14:23.000 She had a kid.
00:14:24.000 Bam!
00:14:25.000 Snapped out of it.
00:14:26.000 Eats healthy, organic.
00:14:27.000 She's super mom.
00:14:29.000 It wasn't about her anymore.
00:14:30.000 It also is about a fresh chance to do something correct and raise a child with love and not create someone like yourself.
00:14:40.000 It's this weird eye-opening thing, I think, for a lot of people, when they realize where all their anger comes from, where all their...
00:14:47.000 Oh, it comes from not being raised correctly.
00:14:49.000 That's a giant part of most people's lives, is what kind of an interaction you have with the people that love you.
00:14:55.000 And if you get programmed, like, real early on that love means hitting and screaming and chaos and yelling and fighting.
00:15:04.000 Dude, when I was a kid, man, I used to look at marriage like somebody wanted to serve me plates of shit for the rest of my life.
00:15:11.000 Like, what?
00:15:13.000 Like, why would you do that?
00:15:14.000 Because what I grew up with was just chaos.
00:15:16.000 I grew up with people yelling at each other and hitting each other and, ah, fuck this!
00:15:22.000 And you don't realize, I think, until you have a little baby that you're watching learn and develop, and you're sort of data crunching all this shit, all these events in this child's life, and you're experiencing all this with them.
00:15:34.000 And the way you're experiencing with them is this intense bond of love, but also of guidance.
00:15:41.000 So you have to guide this little person.
00:15:42.000 And so while I'm doing that, and just little moments and events in my daughter's lives, little conversations that we have, That make me sort of process how they view the world and how they think about things.
00:15:54.000 That has made me just so much more aware of where a lot of my own weird personality quirks have come from.
00:16:03.000 It's like looking into your own eyes.
00:16:05.000 Yeah.
00:16:06.000 So you're seeing, you know, everything's instantly recognizable.
00:16:10.000 But yeah, that's a good way.
00:16:11.000 What did you just say?
00:16:12.000 You said...
00:16:14.000 Seeing their perspective, you know?
00:16:16.000 Yeah.
00:16:17.000 But they're just mirroring whatever you're doing.
00:16:19.000 Yeah, because they don't hide things.
00:16:21.000 No.
00:16:21.000 You know, they don't hide emotions.
00:16:23.000 They don't hide thoughts.
00:16:24.000 And if you can open up lines of communication with them really young and get them constantly used to talking about feelings and about thoughts and about why do you get those feelings?
00:16:35.000 You know, they'll get jealous of each other.
00:16:36.000 Why does she get a new tour?
00:16:38.000 Why do you care if she has a new tour?
00:16:40.000 Like, why does that bother you if somebody else has something good?
00:16:43.000 And you see that little brain going, oh yeah.
00:16:45.000 Because there's this animal fucking instinct that makes you want to get upset about something.
00:16:50.000 And you're like, what?
00:16:51.000 Her friend gave her a tour.
00:16:52.000 Where's my shit?
00:16:53.000 And you got to like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:55.000 You were happy until you found out that something good happened to someone you love?
00:16:59.000 That doesn't make any sense now, does it?
00:17:01.000 And they're like, oh yeah.
00:17:02.000 You can see the little fucking tiny, tiny brain spinning.
00:17:06.000 He's just starting to talk, so we'll get there, but now it's like...
00:17:10.000 It's a trip.
00:17:11.000 We really like playing drums together.
00:17:13.000 So that's probably the...
00:17:15.000 That's awesome.
00:17:17.000 When he's talking to you, does it freak you out?
00:17:20.000 It's happening right now.
00:17:20.000 Yeah, I mean, gosh, it was there for a while.
00:17:23.000 There was this little period where it was like 10 words every day, and you don't even know they're picking them up until they say them.
00:17:28.000 And they'll look at something and say it, and you know you haven't had this lesson yet.
00:17:34.000 And it's like, wow, man.
00:17:36.000 To express emotions or even to see them At such a young age understanding how to manipulate situations, you know what I mean?
00:17:46.000 That's a really interesting social dynamic.
00:17:49.000 You're watching like a primitive game of chess.
00:17:52.000 A little primitive child chess.
00:17:57.000 My daughter was three and we were skiing and she was packing her stuff up and she didn't have her helmet or suitcase so she had her suitcase closed and then my wife goes, hey, you forgot your helmet.
00:18:09.000 And she goes, shit.
00:18:12.000 She was three.
00:18:13.000 When a three-year-old goes, shit, like a nice long one.
00:18:17.000 Knew just how to say it, yeah.
00:18:19.000 I had to bite my hand to keep from laughing.
00:18:22.000 I mean, I try to encourage stuff that's funny as much as possible, but you can't encourage them swearing because they don't have the self-control to shut it off when they go to school.
00:18:34.000 You don't want to be the parents that teach the kids that's swearing around the house.
00:18:38.000 But it is fine.
00:18:39.000 It really is.
00:18:40.000 What the fuck are we doing?
00:18:42.000 It's restricting the use of words to children.
00:18:45.000 It's like, why?
00:18:46.000 I'm about over the PC thing.
00:18:48.000 Oh my god, it's driving me fucking bananas.
00:18:51.000 But this one is just fucking crazy.
00:18:54.000 It's just so crazy.
00:18:56.000 Why swears?
00:19:02.000 It just seems so strange.
00:19:04.000 It doesn't seem to be an issue much anywhere else in the world you go.
00:19:08.000 Well, for adults in business, I kind of understand not using them.
00:19:13.000 Formalities.
00:19:14.000 Yeah, for formalities.
00:19:15.000 I mean, if you want to know someone's respectable...
00:19:17.000 It is a rather lazy form of linguistics, though.
00:19:20.000 Sure.
00:19:20.000 But, hey, it feels good, so...
00:19:22.000 Well, it can be lazy, but it's like everything else.
00:19:26.000 I think it's stress-related, honestly, man.
00:19:28.000 Swearing?
00:19:29.000 I think it comes from anxieties and stress-induced variables.
00:19:35.000 I remember in the Navy, it's fuck this, fuck that, fuck every other word.
00:19:39.000 When I worked at the railroads, I'm salty language out there, because you're under this...
00:19:43.000 Highly efficient expectation all the time.
00:19:46.000 And there's all these creative personalities and ideas bouncing off each other in these little confined spaces and everybody's just wound tighter than a banjo string.
00:19:53.000 It can be used again in ways though, right?
00:19:55.000 It's also used as like a pause sometimes.
00:19:59.000 People use it in place of...
00:20:01.000 A meter tool?
00:20:03.000 Well, you know, sometimes people don't know what they're going to say next, and they want to say, uh, but instead they replace it with fuck.
00:20:10.000 Like, a fucking guy with his fucking...
00:20:14.000 I'm fucking sitting there, right?
00:20:15.000 I'm fucking talking to this guy, you know, like that kind of...
00:20:17.000 That's where it gets real lazy.
00:20:21.000 Most people don't even realize the weird tics they have.
00:20:24.000 I didn't realize how many times I'd say, you know, or you know what I mean.
00:20:28.000 Or like.
00:20:29.000 The word like.
00:20:30.000 Like is a fucking dangerous one.
00:20:33.000 Because you could be talking to someone and not pick it up, but then once you do pick it up, you can't.
00:20:38.000 It's all you hear.
00:20:39.000 It's all you hear.
00:20:40.000 It's all you hear.
00:20:41.000 Like, people have that little weird roadblock, and they have a blind side, they didn't see it, a blind spot, and they just say like all the time.
00:20:50.000 Like.
00:20:51.000 It's terrifying, because it might be me.
00:20:53.000 I mean, definitely have been...
00:20:55.000 Tommy Stigura's got it bad.
00:20:58.000 Stigura's got it bad.
00:20:59.000 He's got it bad.
00:21:00.000 He's a likeaholic.
00:21:02.000 He loves it.
00:21:02.000 He hams it up a little bit, but, like on that video he did in Cleveland this weekend, did you see that?
00:21:07.000 I didn't see that.
00:21:07.000 That's really funny.
00:21:09.000 Was it him and Hannibal Buress?
00:21:10.000 No, no, no.
00:21:11.000 He was on...
00:21:12.000 Oh, he was playing that character.
00:21:15.000 Yeah, yeah, I did see that.
00:21:17.000 Our friend Tom Segura was in this morning show.
00:21:20.000 Do you have to do those morning shows?
00:21:22.000 No, I don't.
00:21:22.000 I don't do those.
00:21:23.000 Good for you.
00:21:24.000 My career will suffer to some degree because of it, but man, I would never ask anyone to deal with me in a situation like that.
00:21:34.000 It's best just to know what you are and accept it.
00:21:38.000 Do you get a hard time for not wanting to do certain kinds of press?
00:21:41.000 Do they give you a hard time?
00:21:43.000 Not really.
00:21:44.000 I mean, I think most of the people that I've been working with for a while now, they know who they're dealing with.
00:21:50.000 And I don't mind doing the press, honestly.
00:21:53.000 It's just...
00:21:57.000 At a certain point it becomes, I think, counterproductive or even destructive because it's...
00:22:04.000 I don't know.
00:22:05.000 You end up repeating things a lot.
00:22:07.000 Yes.
00:22:08.000 To the point that you're asked the same question so many times that without even realizing that you find yourself giving verbatim answers.
00:22:14.000 Right.
00:22:14.000 That's when you know it's time to stop talking about it.
00:22:17.000 Mm-hmm.
00:22:17.000 Because it's...
00:22:18.000 Like I said, the more I feel like I talk about it, you're sort of denying people their...
00:22:26.000 A better chance to interpret it in a way that's going to make it mean even more to them.
00:22:30.000 And they'll hear it in a way that maybe I didn't even mean it.
00:22:34.000 Your memories become weird to you when you talk about them all the time, too.
00:22:38.000 When you talk about certain things and you repeat yourself over and over again.
00:22:42.000 It almost becomes a script to you.
00:22:44.000 The memories of those things get weird.
00:22:46.000 I realized, like I said, I've been playing music forever, but all this other stuff was very sudden transition.
00:22:52.000 But being a naturally skeptical person and self-aware, you get in these situations, and I sort of realize there's a certain theatric to it all.
00:23:01.000 You know what I mean?
00:23:02.000 And then once you get past the reality of that, and then you learn enough about it to know that you can sit and talk for three hours, literally.
00:23:12.000 Yeah.
00:23:12.000 It's not a representation of what you talked about.
00:23:15.000 You can talk about everything under the sun, and they might take one little sentence that had nothing to do with anything, and an editor decides that that should be the title of the article that is now written from some preconceived stance that you were unaware of during the conversation.
00:23:32.000 The written word is especially problematic.
00:23:35.000 You can't print context.
00:23:36.000 You can't print context and it's literally someone's interpretation.
00:23:39.000 It's art that's interpreting an individual.
00:23:43.000 So if someone writes a story about you, it's really art because it's their own way of flavoring this whole interaction.
00:23:49.000 They try to do it with, you know, colorful descriptives and they try to use bold adjectives and try to figure out a way to...
00:23:57.000 Paint it in the most entertaining way as well as get some point across.
00:24:01.000 So I think sometimes with a lot of guys...
00:24:04.000 They're also just trying to get you to click on their website.
00:24:06.000 Yep, that's true.
00:24:07.000 But the way to do that is with a good entertainment.
00:24:10.000 So it doesn't necessarily have to be an actual factual representation of who you are.
00:24:16.000 Like if someone writes a story about you...
00:24:18.000 Like, what's almost more important is this art of getting something salacious, this art of writing something, something that makes you say, oh, this guy is wild, or this guy is, you know, it has to be like this one thing, you know, Sturgill Simpson first fucked a man when he was 14,
00:24:35.000 you know, you know what I mean?
00:24:36.000 Like something, like first sentence, like, hey, Jesus, where the fuck is this article going, you know?
00:24:42.000 Not really, but he would have you believe that.
00:24:44.000 You know what I mean?
00:24:45.000 I didn't realize it until it's when you meet people on the street and you realize they have these crazy...
00:24:55.000 Misinformed ideas about who you are and what you represent and what you are.
00:25:02.000 That was a good lesson learned.
00:25:04.000 Yeah, that's a good lesson for anybody.
00:25:06.000 I'm actually just kind of a dork.
00:25:07.000 What's that?
00:25:08.000 It's really just like a dork, but you're like this outlaw, tough guy, fucking dirt to dirt.
00:25:16.000 That's what they think?
00:25:17.000 I don't know.
00:25:19.000 Some of them.
00:25:19.000 Some of them probably do.
00:25:20.000 People are always looking for that though, right?
00:25:22.000 I think they're always looking for the outlaw country guy.
00:25:25.000 It seems to be the case.
00:25:27.000 Yeah, a shooter had a song making fun of all these fake outlaws.
00:25:32.000 I think his dad had a song making fun of all that shit, too.
00:25:35.000 His dad did.
00:25:36.000 Well, his dad was the real thing.
00:25:39.000 It's got to be hard to look at some fake outlaws with designer scratches in their jeans like they got attacked by a fucking leopard or some shit.
00:25:48.000 I mean, that looks so stupid.
00:25:50.000 And when your dad is fucking Waylon Jennings...
00:25:54.000 That's got to be even more offensive.
00:25:56.000 I can't imagine, man.
00:25:57.000 You know, when they see these guys with a hat that they just got 15 minutes before they went on stage, someone handed it to them and placed it perfectly, and someone's doing their hair and checking to make sure everything's good, then they send them out there to be an outlaw.
00:26:11.000 Sober, on Adderall, probably beta blockers.
00:26:18.000 It's something that...
00:26:20.000 I couldn't possibly describe to you how little I pay attention to it.
00:26:25.000 Yeah.
00:26:26.000 To country or to music in general?
00:26:29.000 Country, but even anymore I don't really listen to much going on.
00:26:34.000 Are you buddies with that guy Jason?
00:26:37.000 Isbell?
00:26:38.000 Isbell.
00:26:38.000 That's the right way to say it?
00:26:39.000 Dude, I just got into him a couple weeks ago.
00:26:41.000 He's a genius.
00:26:42.000 Fantastic.
00:26:43.000 I listened to his most recent album like the entire time I was in Mexico.
00:26:48.000 I was in Mexico for like a week.
00:26:49.000 I just listened to him the entire time.
00:26:51.000 Yeah, we used Jason to play some shows together.
00:26:55.000 He's a good dude, man.
00:26:56.000 You should have him on the podcast.
00:26:58.000 I would love to.
00:26:58.000 Interesting guy.
00:26:59.000 Really smart dude.
00:27:00.000 Great writer.
00:27:01.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:04.000 He's kind of the guy.
00:27:05.000 Yeah.
00:27:05.000 Oh, my God.
00:27:06.000 I mean, the lyrics.
00:27:07.000 Incredible.
00:27:08.000 Intense.
00:27:09.000 Just so really well structured, too.
00:27:12.000 That's the other thing about this job is you meet people that you hit it off with, but you never hang out because you're never at home.
00:27:18.000 We've been trying for like two years to take our wives to dinner, man.
00:27:22.000 It's one or the other.
00:27:22.000 You're either on a tour or somebody's back or...
00:27:24.000 I know exactly what it's like.
00:27:26.000 I know exactly what it's like.
00:27:28.000 Comedians, we work together a lot.
00:27:30.000 That's how we do it.
00:27:31.000 We also work together at the store.
00:27:33.000 That's why the store is like a great base.
00:27:35.000 It's like home base.
00:27:36.000 So everybody goes to the store.
00:27:37.000 So we meet each other in the store during the weeknights.
00:27:40.000 And then a lot of times on the weekends, we'll work together.
00:27:42.000 Like if we do big theater shows especially.
00:27:45.000 How many nights do you think you're down there?
00:27:48.000 The store?
00:27:49.000 At least two.
00:27:50.000 Always at least two.
00:27:51.000 Just working.
00:27:52.000 Yeah, it depends on how many nights I'm in town.
00:27:55.000 But it's convenient for me because my spots are always after 10. So my kids are already asleep.
00:28:00.000 So I can jet out after I put them to bed.
00:28:03.000 They go to bed at like 8. So I'm gone.
00:28:07.000 You know, it's perfect.
00:28:09.000 And it's also, like, for anybody who does the road a lot, it's a nice wake-up call.
00:28:15.000 You know, like, you just see these animals going up in there.
00:28:18.000 You know, Chris Rock show up working on his Oscar speech.
00:28:21.000 He showed up that Saturday night.
00:28:22.000 That's right.
00:28:22.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:28:23.000 That's right.
00:28:25.000 Chappelle shows up all the time.
00:28:26.000 Louie shows up all the time.
00:28:28.000 Bill Burr's there all the time.
00:28:29.000 I mean just all the assassins.
00:28:30.000 Just hopping up and testing out new stuff or keeping their chops up?
00:28:33.000 Yeah, fucking around, keeping the chops up.
00:28:35.000 Testing out new stuff, all the above.
00:28:37.000 Just working, you know?
00:28:39.000 It's like everyone's act is sort of like a work in progress, you know?
00:28:44.000 And when you're close to them, you watch it for them like, Like Joey Diaz, who I think is the funniest guy of all time.
00:28:49.000 He's the funniest guy ever.
00:28:50.000 I never laughed harder than watching him.
00:28:53.000 But I watch his bits, I watch them develop.
00:28:56.000 Because I'm working with him all the time.
00:28:58.000 That's some of the more interesting things about...
00:29:00.000 One of the more interesting things about being friends with a lot of comedians is watching all the different styles of creation.
00:29:06.000 How they do it.
00:29:07.000 How they piece it together.
00:29:09.000 It's just like songwriting.
00:29:10.000 There's no right way to do it.
00:29:12.000 I tell you what, just the...
00:29:15.000 I'm just now getting to spend any time out here, but there's something about that world, just the couple of times I've gone and spent time in that place.
00:29:24.000 It's a totally different headspace than anything I'm used to or accustomed to, and you can see there's definitely a sense of community.
00:29:32.000 Oh, yeah.
00:29:33.000 A palpable underlying darkness to it all.
00:29:37.000 But I think what I like the most about it is there's no gray area.
00:29:42.000 All in all, everybody seems to be pretty black and white and real as fuck, you know?
00:29:48.000 You can get away with some ridiculous shit on that stage, too, because it's just the way it's always been.
00:29:54.000 Like Holtzman, without giving any of his set away.
00:29:57.000 Some of the things that he was saying, you're like, Jesus fucking Christ!
00:30:01.000 Oh, dude, I was...
00:30:02.000 I mean, I know you're enjoying that, too, because I was sitting there just like...
00:30:06.000 Holy shit!
00:30:09.000 He was particularly on fire that night, too.
00:30:12.000 Like, the screaming at people and...
00:30:14.000 So what happens when somebody gets up and just jumps on the stage and goes for him?
00:30:18.000 That's happened before.
00:30:19.000 I mean, the dude with his girlfriend, I was just like, what is happening right now?
00:30:23.000 Holy shit, man.
00:30:24.000 That was intense.
00:30:25.000 But the people were laughing, but people have attacked him.
00:30:29.000 Really?
00:30:29.000 Yeah.
00:30:30.000 Martin Lawrence's bodyguard knocked him out.
00:30:32.000 Does that go south?
00:30:33.000 I mean, then what?
00:30:34.000 I wasn't there.
00:30:35.000 I missed the festivities, but from what I understand, Martin Lawrence was in the audience, and him and Holtzman were going back and forth, and Holtzman went over to the table to point out that it was actually Martin Lawrence that he was being heckled by.
00:30:51.000 Martin's bodyguard gets up, punches him in the head, knocks him out.
00:30:54.000 That was one time I heard.
00:30:55.000 But there was some other stuff, too.
00:30:57.000 Damn.
00:30:57.000 One time he took a fucking...
00:30:59.000 an ashtray, and Ari was talking about this the other day.
00:31:02.000 The comedy store...
00:31:04.000 Especially like in the early days had these thick fucking glass ashtrays.
00:31:09.000 Old school bar ashtrays.
00:31:11.000 I'm sure many people got murdered with one of those fucking things.
00:31:14.000 Well, Holtzman was talking about Charlie's Angels and how angry he was that anybody really fucking believes a woman could kick all those men's asses.
00:31:24.000 I take her and he grabs the ashtray and I'll fucking crush her and he throws the ashtray at the table and shatters his fucking ashtray.
00:31:32.000 Holy fuck.
00:31:33.000 Yeah, it's like, whoa.
00:31:35.000 He blew an ashtray up in the room.
00:31:38.000 I mean, glasses flying all over the fucking place.
00:31:42.000 I mean, he really threw this ashtray down on this table and shattered it.
00:31:47.000 It was a small crowd, but someone easily could have got hit with a hunk of glass.
00:31:53.000 That glass is probably still on that ground.
00:31:55.000 Yeah.
00:31:58.000 Probably haven't cleaned it.
00:31:59.000 He definitely could probably find the shards.
00:32:02.000 But he's going for it.
00:32:04.000 You know what I mean?
00:32:05.000 It's one of those things we were talking about.
00:32:10.000 When you're writing a song, I guess, it's probably similar too, where you're creating this narrative.
00:32:17.000 You're being a separate person maybe than you are in real life.
00:32:25.000 And you're creating it, and you're seeing it from that person's perspective.
00:32:29.000 When a guy like Holtzman is doing that on stage, he's doing something similar.
00:32:33.000 But because it's just talking, people don't accept it as not really his opinion.
00:32:41.000 They think that he's just a fucking asshole and a misogynist and this and that.
00:32:47.000 It's not just like he's a character in a movie that's playing an asshole that's happened to be hilarious, which we accept.
00:32:54.000 With no reservation.
00:32:56.000 It's weird, right?
00:32:58.000 It's, uh...
00:33:01.000 I don't know, I was just enamored after the fact, and then looking back on what I'd just seen, how when he's in the moment of playing the frustrated, you know, like, this is such, you know, like, what's the fucking, what's the point?
00:33:16.000 Right.
00:33:16.000 But he was just so in that, it has to make me feel like a big part of it's coming from a very real place, too, you know?
00:33:23.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:24.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:24.000 It's just, I mean, he's not carrying that around with him all the time, but that's definitely coming from a real place.
00:33:30.000 He has this bit about Hillary, I can't give it away.
00:33:32.000 It's kind of cathartic in a way.
00:33:33.000 Yeah, for sure, definitely.
00:33:35.000 But he's a very smart guy.
00:33:37.000 Obviously.
00:33:38.000 But he's legitimately frustrated at the world around him, you know?
00:33:41.000 Who isn't?
00:33:42.000 Yeah.
00:33:43.000 But if you're not, then you're not paying attention.
00:33:46.000 I mean, it's that simple.
00:33:47.000 In this day and age, look, what we all should try to do, and I know you agree, is try to be as harmonious as you can in your life, in your personal life, in your friendships, harmonious as you can.
00:33:59.000 The problem today is that in this day and age, we have access to all the stories.
00:34:06.000 All the stories, everywhere.
00:34:08.000 There's too many of us.
00:34:09.000 That's too much data to crunch.
00:34:11.000 You're only going to get the shitty ones.
00:34:13.000 Because the shitty ones are the ones you're going to hear about, because those are the ones, you know, ISIS cuts baby's head off.
00:34:18.000 Holy shit, the baby's listening to rap music.
00:34:20.000 You know, that shit doesn't scare me, man.
00:34:20.000 I don't worry about ISIS and things like that.
00:34:23.000 I worry more about...
00:34:25.000 Natural disasters?
00:34:26.000 Well, it's weird you should say that.
00:34:28.000 Whenever we talk, I get hung up on fault lines and the inevitable, but my wife makes fun of me about it.
00:34:35.000 No, I mean, I guess I should be worried about ISIS, but I mean, hell, these like...
00:34:43.000 Neo-Nazi bent perspective Zionist groups scare me more than ISIS. The homegrown ones?
00:34:50.000 Yeah, the ones actually here in our country.
00:34:52.000 Like the Oregon guys?
00:34:54.000 I don't want to...
00:34:55.000 Man, I watched about two minutes of that and I was like, I can't even look at this.
00:34:59.000 We still never found out who called them Yal-Qaeda.
00:35:02.000 We never figured it out.
00:35:04.000 We believe someone on this show named him Yalkaida.
00:35:06.000 Yalkaida.
00:35:07.000 It was either that or it was a comic that we know named him Yalkaida.
00:35:10.000 Yeah, I Googled it.
00:35:10.000 In fact, I saw it a lot of times on Google, so I don't know where it started.
00:35:14.000 It might not have even started there then.
00:35:15.000 The person who said it might have heard it first.
00:35:18.000 Either way, what a fucking great name.
00:35:20.000 Yalkaida?
00:35:20.000 I fucking love that name.
00:35:23.000 I mean, I honestly did step away.
00:35:25.000 What ended up happening with all that?
00:35:27.000 One guy got shot and killed.
00:35:29.000 And then there was some guys turning themselves in.
00:35:34.000 And, you know, there was a standoff for a long period of time.
00:35:36.000 It had to do with grazing and cattle on public land.
00:35:42.000 BVM, what do they call it?
00:35:43.000 Department of Land Management, DLM. Is it DLM land?
00:35:48.000 Is that it?
00:35:48.000 Bureau Land Management?
00:35:49.000 BLM? Yeah, that's it.
00:35:51.000 There's a mountain range in Utah that was still BLM land.
00:35:54.000 A lot of the hunters were...
00:35:55.000 There was like a hundred year ban on...
00:36:00.000 Is that Okra, I think?
00:36:02.000 Okra Mountain Range?
00:36:03.000 On the other side of the valley.
00:36:04.000 And they were getting ready to open it back up after a hundred years.
00:36:06.000 Ooh.
00:36:07.000 Well, most people don't have this in their country.
00:36:11.000 Most countries don't have giant swaths of public land that you can hunt and fish on.
00:36:17.000 Right.
00:36:17.000 That was all because of Teddy Roosevelt.
00:36:19.000 Teddy Roosevelt faced so much pressure to not do that and to give in to that that he wound up leaving.
00:36:25.000 Was he a Republican or a Democrat?
00:36:27.000 I feel like the Democrats used to be the more conservative ones back in the day.
00:36:33.000 And then the Republicans were the more open-minded and liberal.
00:36:36.000 Then somewhere along the polar axis has shifted.
00:36:40.000 At least that's what I've read, rather.
00:36:43.000 Anyway, Teddy Roosevelt, he deemed all of this land all over the country as public land.
00:36:51.000 And you could never do anything with it.
00:36:53.000 You can't fucking put cities in it.
00:36:57.000 You can't do shit with it.
00:36:59.000 This is just public land.
00:37:00.000 And this is land owned by the people of the United States.
00:37:03.000 And there's been a lot of really shady politicians that have looked at our debt, because the United States has massive debt, and they've said, look, this is one way we can get rid of this debt.
00:37:13.000 We can sell some of our public land.
00:37:15.000 I think Paul Ryan, that guy that's one of the presidential guys, I think he bowed out of the presidential election, but he was one of the guys that was...
00:37:24.000 It was one of his proposals.
00:37:26.000 And people, like outdoors people, people that hike and hunt and fish, they were going fucking crazy.
00:37:32.000 Like, you can't do this.
00:37:34.000 But you look at it on CNN. It's like one of the most important things.
00:37:39.000 About what makes this country amazing is some of our natural resources, our parks.
00:37:44.000 There's nothing else like it on the planet.
00:37:45.000 Yeah, Yosemite.
00:37:46.000 I mean, go to Yosemite if you don't think there's some majesty in places in the world, almost like a magic land.
00:37:54.000 You look at those mountains and you see a grizzly bear and you see a fucking herd of bison.
00:37:58.000 You're like, holy shit!
00:38:00.000 What is this?
00:38:01.000 This is a wild park.
00:38:04.000 You can go through this park and you might get eaten by a grizzly.
00:38:06.000 Go ahead.
00:38:07.000 Good luck.
00:38:07.000 I mean, you're in a world where people are fucking coddled and pampered and every edge is covered by a thick chunk of nerf.
00:38:14.000 Shit gets real.
00:38:15.000 Dude, you could walk through Yellowstone and two people over the last five years have been killed by bears.
00:38:21.000 It happens more than you think.
00:38:23.000 Yeah, man.
00:38:23.000 My friend was there.
00:38:24.000 He heard wolves howl.
00:38:25.000 He said it was the craziest shit.
00:38:27.000 He said, we're in Yosemite and you hear...
00:38:29.000 You hear it.
00:38:33.000 I was like, is it like a coyote?
00:38:34.000 He's like, no, no, it's a fucking wolf, man.
00:38:37.000 It's different.
00:38:38.000 That'd be a bad, bad, bad way to go.
00:38:40.000 Speaking of Roosevelt and Yellowstone, have you ever been to that big ranger station?
00:38:44.000 I think he's the one that had it built out there, but it's this...
00:38:48.000 Like 20-story high cabin.
00:38:50.000 There's all these weird wooden...
00:38:52.000 No, I've heard of it, but I've never been to that.
00:38:55.000 Oh, it's amazing.
00:38:56.000 And it's like a really old building?
00:38:57.000 It's really old.
00:38:58.000 I mean, over 100 years old.
00:38:59.000 All the forest rangers, I think, I hope I'm getting that right, lived in it.
00:39:03.000 But it's pretty much like the coolest treehouse you'll ever see anywhere on the planet.
00:39:07.000 But it's a big hunting lodge.
00:39:09.000 Wow.
00:39:11.000 You should check it out if you're ever out there.
00:39:13.000 Imagine those days, man, when they only, you know, we have a pretty clear view.
00:39:20.000 From all the data we've taken in, all the photographs and video and all the people's accounts, we have a clear view of what this country's like.
00:39:29.000 At this point, yeah.
00:39:30.000 Yeah, I mean, we know about the drive to Vegas from L.A. We know about going up the coast to Sam.
00:39:36.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:37.000 But in the Teddy Roosevelt days, they were still like 50 years into pictures.
00:39:43.000 Undaunted courage, man.
00:39:45.000 Yeah.
00:39:45.000 Right?
00:39:46.000 Their first pictures were in the late 1800s, right?
00:39:49.000 So the Teddy Roosevelt age...
00:39:51.000 I mean, this motherfucker was...
00:39:53.000 They barely knew anything.
00:39:55.000 No.
00:39:56.000 The fuck did they...
00:39:56.000 What year was Roosevelt president?
00:40:00.000 Early 1900s, 1909. So think about that.
00:40:02.000 They'd only had pictures for like, what, 50 or 60 years?
00:40:06.000 How many pictures of there of Yellowstone?
00:40:09.000 Or of the Colorado Rockies?
00:40:12.000 Or all the different types of wildlife you're going to run into.
00:40:15.000 How about a wolverine?
00:40:16.000 You got a photo of a wolverine yet?
00:40:18.000 Man, I just stumbled across that fucking thing for the first time.
00:40:21.000 Going, Jesus, what is that?
00:40:24.000 Fuck, man.
00:40:26.000 I was watching this video the other day with this dude who was driving his fucking car.
00:40:31.000 He watched a wolf and a mountain lion fighting to the death.
00:40:36.000 They were duking it out right in front of him.
00:40:38.000 He stopped his car and he said they were so close that he could reach out and touch the wolf.
00:40:43.000 And so he's sitting there in his car while this wolf and this mountain lion are fucking engaged in mortal combat.
00:40:51.000 I'm cool.
00:40:53.000 I'm good, man.
00:40:54.000 But what a crazy trip that would be to see that.
00:40:59.000 And, you know, if you were in the Teddy Roosevelt days...
00:41:02.000 If I knew they weren't coming through the windshield, yeah, I'd go see that.
00:41:05.000 But, I mean, I'm getting out of the car.
00:41:06.000 I don't know, yeah, we drive through Yellowstone every time.
00:41:08.000 It never fails.
00:41:09.000 If there is a grizzly sighting, you get there and there's like 20 carloads of people standing out on the street with their cameras out and a ranger standing there saying...
00:41:18.000 Please get back in your car.
00:41:19.000 You're entering the food chain.
00:41:21.000 The guy was so sardonic about it.
00:41:23.000 I was just like, this is amazing.
00:41:25.000 This is it right here.
00:41:26.000 This is the video.
00:41:27.000 This is the wolf, and the mountain lion has the wolf by the neck.
00:41:31.000 Wow, the mountain lion jacked him.
00:41:33.000 That is crazy.
00:41:35.000 Look at the mountain lion winning.
00:41:37.000 I think I'd rather get eaten by a great white shark than taken out by a cougar, man, because it's going to play with you like a ball of yarn.
00:41:42.000 Back it up, Jamie, because before that, you actually see them duking it out before the mountain lion wins.
00:41:51.000 A friend of mine is a guide.
00:41:53.000 He's a hunting guide in Colorado.
00:41:55.000 Look at this battle!
00:41:56.000 That mountain lion just clamps him down on his neck.
00:41:58.000 That wolf's trying, but it ain't working out, dude.
00:42:02.000 That mountain lion ain't letting go.
00:42:04.000 Fuck.
00:42:05.000 Did you see that video of the panther?
00:42:06.000 The lady caught on video running by her in Florida?
00:42:08.000 Yeah, the panther ran by him.
00:42:09.000 Holy shit, that was scary.
00:42:10.000 Ran by her, yeah.
00:42:12.000 It's in Florida.
00:42:15.000 I was hiking on Antelope Island one time, just north of Utah, and they have this big buffalo reserve out there.
00:42:22.000 It's like a public peak, probably 6,000, you know, day hike.
00:42:26.000 But there's all these free-ranging buffalo everywhere on the island, you know?
00:42:29.000 Wow.
00:42:30.000 And so we're coming back down the hill, me and my buddy, and...
00:42:34.000 As we were hiking down the trail, you know, about 300 yards down, I can see there's a couple buffalo right on the trail on the footpath.
00:42:41.000 And we're like, well, that's all right.
00:42:42.000 They'll be moved on by the time we get there.
00:42:45.000 And we come down the hill, come around this big boulder, and sure as shit, they're still standing there, man.
00:42:49.000 And, you know, my uncle had a farm.
00:42:51.000 He had cows.
00:42:52.000 I've never been around a damn buffalo.
00:42:53.000 I don't know the difference.
00:42:55.000 So I'm like, well, they'll move.
00:42:56.000 It's just a big-ass cow, you know?
00:42:58.000 So we just keep walking towards them.
00:43:00.000 And my buddy, he jumps up on a rock, and he's just laughing at me like a dumbass, because I'm standing there at this point, and this thing's 15 feet in front of me.
00:43:07.000 Oh, my God!
00:43:08.000 And it was grazing, like, sideways with his hip towards me, and he's just eating.
00:43:12.000 And finally, he looks up and turns his head and looked at me, man, and I realized...
00:43:17.000 Holy shit!
00:43:18.000 I mean, it's like the size of a Volkswagen Beetle, man.
00:43:21.000 Oh my god.
00:43:21.000 And he's just looking at me, and I'm thinking, this is some dumb shit right here.
00:43:26.000 Like, what am I doing?
00:43:28.000 You know, what do I do?
00:43:30.000 And, uh...
00:43:30.000 That's a different buffalo, buddy.
00:43:32.000 That's a water buffalo.
00:43:33.000 That's an Asian animal.
00:43:33.000 Yeah, it's like this old school...
00:43:35.000 A bison.
00:43:35.000 There you go, top left.
00:43:36.000 This is a bison, yeah.
00:43:37.000 Yeah, that's a water buffalo.
00:43:38.000 And he just turns and looks at me, and I'm like, oh, I'm so fucked.
00:43:42.000 And, uh...
00:43:43.000 I didn't know what else to do, so I just took one more step forward.
00:43:47.000 You did?
00:43:48.000 Towards him?
00:43:49.000 Yeah, I didn't know what else to do, man, because he's looking right at me.
00:43:52.000 I didn't know.
00:43:54.000 He's going to charge me.
00:43:55.000 I'm either running or what.
00:43:56.000 So I took one more step, and he just kind of like...
00:43:59.000 Often, and him and his buddy ran, but when he started running, the whole ground shook.
00:44:04.000 And I remember standing there looking at my friend thinking, that could have been really bad.
00:44:09.000 Oh yeah, you could be dead.
00:44:11.000 No Sturgill Simpson.
00:44:12.000 But it's open to the public.
00:44:14.000 You can hike out there all the time and there's buffalo everywhere.
00:44:17.000 How's that a winning combination?
00:44:18.000 I like it.
00:44:20.000 I do.
00:44:21.000 I like it way better than I like the idea of a zoo.
00:44:23.000 Enter nature at your own risk.
00:44:25.000 I think you should enter nature at your own risk, and I think nature should be natural.
00:44:29.000 So you're a big bow hunter, right?
00:44:30.000 Yeah.
00:44:30.000 Okay, so we started to talk about this at dinner, but...
00:44:34.000 Moose are mean as shit.
00:44:36.000 If you shoot an arrow in an elk's ass and it doesn't kill it, you just piss it off.
00:44:41.000 And now you're 40 yards away from this thing.
00:44:43.000 What do you do?
00:44:44.000 Well, most importantly, you've got to practice.
00:44:48.000 Especially if you're going to shoot an arrow...
00:44:50.000 I practice every day.
00:44:52.000 Really?
00:44:52.000 Every day.
00:44:53.000 Every day I go somewhere and I shoot arrows.
00:44:55.000 Something you should probably take seriously.
00:44:57.000 You've got to take it so seriously.
00:44:58.000 It's not like a rifle thing.
00:45:00.000 No.
00:45:00.000 See, a rifle thing is it's all just about understanding how to use a scope and understanding trigger discipline.
00:45:07.000 You've got to understand how to squeeze a trigger and not pull it.
00:45:11.000 But archery involves a lot of weird hand-eye coordination and balance.
00:45:16.000 There's so many different factors going on.
00:45:18.000 There's like a little sight that you have, and you have to balance that sight out where the bubble is in the center, you know, the level bubble.
00:45:25.000 You got to make sure you're not torquing your bow left or right.
00:45:28.000 You got to make sure that the peep sight, the little string hole that you're looking through, lines up and eclipses perfectly your housing.
00:45:37.000 You have to make sure that your hand is completely steady.
00:45:40.000 You have to make sure you don't flinch at all when you release the arrow.
00:45:44.000 There's so much going on.
00:45:45.000 Any micro-movement can add up to several feet left or right when it gets down past like 40 and 50 yards.
00:45:52.000 All the while it's trying to control...
00:45:55.000 You're intended, you know, target on this moving creature.
00:45:59.000 Yeah, moving creature.
00:46:00.000 And you have to make...
00:46:02.000 You have to be good enough to make an ethical shot.
00:46:04.000 Right.
00:46:05.000 You know, you have to be good enough to, you know...
00:46:09.000 And it's not easy, man.
00:46:11.000 It's not fucking easy.
00:46:12.000 So that's the most important thing.
00:46:13.000 It's like, there's a lot of guys that shouldn't be doing it.
00:46:16.000 Because they're doing it and they make...
00:46:18.000 I was going to say all that said.
00:46:19.000 When shit goes wrong, what do you do?
00:46:21.000 Well, you have to have a plan.
00:46:25.000 If you shoot an animal and it charges out, you've got to have a tree near you or something where you can get behind the tree.
00:46:31.000 But you've got to assume...
00:46:33.000 That if you hit an animal with an arrow, the last thing it wants to do is charge you.
00:46:37.000 Unless it's a predator.
00:46:38.000 Predators might charge you.
00:46:40.000 There's a real possibility that if you hit a bear, although I know people that have hit a moose, my friend Ranella got run over by a moose.
00:46:49.000 He shot it with a rifle and went to move in for the final shot and the thing was in much better shape than he thought it was.
00:46:56.000 And it got up and charged him and knocked him over.
00:47:00.000 Yeah, and I've seen another guy who shot a moose with a bow, and the moose charged him.
00:47:06.000 But most of the time, they want to get the fuck away from you.
00:47:09.000 But again, it's not safe.
00:47:12.000 It's not supposed to be.
00:47:14.000 But it's real.
00:47:16.000 I mean, if you are hunting an elk and you kill an elk with a bow and arrow, you fucking killed an elk with a bow and arrow.
00:47:22.000 It is real.
00:47:23.000 It is 100% real.
00:47:24.000 That is a real elk.
00:47:26.000 It's a wild fucking animal.
00:47:27.000 It doesn't have any rule book.
00:47:28.000 There's no act.
00:47:29.000 There's no act break.
00:47:30.000 There's no commercial time.
00:47:32.000 That's a real 1,000 pound wild horse with a tree grown out of its fucking head.
00:47:37.000 And it's horny.
00:47:38.000 It's screaming.
00:47:42.000 This thing that's ten times bigger than you is running up a hill with a tree growing out of its head.
00:47:48.000 And now you've got to carry it out of there.
00:47:49.000 Yeah, well, you've got to cut it up.
00:47:51.000 Well, the elk that I shot, luckily, we were close enough to get a truck nearby.
00:47:56.000 But I know guys that have had to camp them out, pack them out.
00:48:00.000 Yeah, because, you know, the smell and everything, you're drawing predators at night if you have to do that.
00:48:05.000 Bears.
00:48:05.000 You've got to be real careful with bears.
00:48:06.000 But wolves, too.
00:48:07.000 I have a friend of mine who's going to be on next week, this guy John Dudley.
00:48:10.000 He was in Alberta, and they shot an elk, and they got surrounded by wolves.
00:48:16.000 The wolves were trying to take the elk.
00:48:18.000 He said it was fucked.
00:48:20.000 They killed two wolves.
00:48:21.000 They got charged by wolves.
00:48:25.000 Yeah, it got real weird, man.
00:48:27.000 And he said, and once they had killed two, this alpha hung around the edge of this ridge and looked down at them and just decided enough was enough and just went ghost.
00:48:37.000 And they all disappeared the entire pack.
00:48:39.000 But they were around him howling.
00:48:41.000 He said he could hear like 12 distinctly different howls around them and they have an elk on the ground.
00:48:49.000 Yeah.
00:48:49.000 Yeah.
00:48:51.000 And people, you know, people say, oh, he killed a wolf, that guy's an asshole.
00:48:55.000 They kill a lot of wolves up there, folks.
00:48:57.000 And you might think that's a terrible idea, and that's horrible, and it is if you don't live there.
00:49:04.000 But if you live there, fuck, they have to.
00:49:07.000 Like, you don't understand.
00:49:09.000 Everybody has this idea, and I talk about this way too much, so I'll stop, but everybody has this idea of predators, that they're like some character in a movie that knows the script.
00:49:18.000 They don't, man.
00:49:19.000 You have to control their fucking populations.
00:49:22.000 They just found 19 dead elk that these wolves killed in Wyoming.
00:49:27.000 They just left them there.
00:49:28.000 They just went on a slaughter fest.
00:49:30.000 They snuck into this pack of...
00:49:32.000 Some of those elk packs in Wyoming, you'll get like 100 elk.
00:49:37.000 It's immense.
00:49:38.000 These huge, huge packs of elk.
00:49:40.000 What would you call them?
00:49:42.000 A herd of elk?
00:49:43.000 And so this wolf pack jumped in there.
00:49:46.000 Look at all the elk they killed.
00:49:49.000 19 elk, and they didn't eat any of them.
00:49:51.000 They just killed them.
00:49:52.000 Just killed them.
00:49:52.000 Yeah.
00:49:55.000 Yeah.
00:49:56.000 You know, like you said, unless you live there, it's hard to have an opinion one way or another, I guess.
00:50:00.000 Well, everybody that has an opinion, it's all, I mean, people that have unrealistic opinions about wolves, it's all coming from a beautiful place.
00:50:08.000 It's coming from a place of love.
00:50:10.000 They love animals.
00:50:11.000 But they do breed like dogs.
00:50:12.000 Yeah, they do.
00:50:13.000 Yeah, they have litters, man.
00:50:15.000 Nothing's hunting them.
00:50:16.000 Yeah, people are like, only the alphas get to breed.
00:50:18.000 You better fucking read up on history.
00:50:21.000 Natural history.
00:50:21.000 That's not true.
00:50:22.000 They all fuck.
00:50:23.000 Dogs fuck like crazy.
00:50:25.000 The alphas control most of the breeding, yeah.
00:50:27.000 But it doesn't mean the other ones don't fuck.
00:50:29.000 There's a lot of wolves.
00:50:30.000 They just did some recent survey on wolves in, I believe it was Idaho, and they were talking about how many of them there are.
00:50:39.000 They're like, whoa.
00:50:40.000 They're far beyond where they thought that they needed to be before they would put them back on the hunting list.
00:50:47.000 But they don't ever want to put them on...
00:50:50.000 What happens is they reintroduced them in the 90s.
00:50:53.000 And before that, they were pretty much wiped out by cattle ranchers and all these people throughout the West.
00:50:57.000 There's very few wild wolves in North America.
00:51:01.000 And so they reintroduced these wolves from Canada that happened to be larger, by the way.
00:51:10.000 They're larger wolves than the wolves that were naturally here.
00:51:13.000 What did the Native Americans do about the wolf population back in the day?
00:51:16.000 Well, they killed them, certainly, because they used to use their skins to sneak up on bison, actually.
00:51:24.000 There's a crazy fucking famous painting, an iconic painting of these American Indians with a wolf costume on.
00:51:34.000 They're covering their body, and they're crawling with a bow and arrow.
00:51:38.000 Up to these bison.
00:51:40.000 Because bison weren't scared of wolves.
00:51:42.000 They'd be like, bitch, fucking kick you in your head.
00:51:45.000 Yeah, right?
00:51:46.000 Seriously.
00:51:47.000 Yeah, bison's don't...
00:51:48.000 That's one of the reasons why there were so many of them.
00:51:51.000 Other animals really had a very difficult time taking them out.
00:51:54.000 Look at this.
00:51:54.000 There's the picture.
00:51:55.000 That's like an icon.
00:51:56.000 Yeah, that's exactly how that one looked at me right there.
00:51:59.000 Fuck!
00:52:00.000 That's gotta be bone chilling.
00:52:02.000 What did that feel like, staring that thing down?
00:52:05.000 Man...
00:52:06.000 I froze.
00:52:07.000 I literally froze because I didn't know what to do.
00:52:09.000 Could be the end of your life.
00:52:11.000 That was the thing.
00:52:11.000 You're standing there and I realize I've just put myself in a horrendously bad situation.
00:52:17.000 The amount of force they could generate, you can't even resist it.
00:52:19.000 There's nothing you could do.
00:52:20.000 You're just completely helpless.
00:52:22.000 Like, there's literally nothing you could do.
00:52:24.000 They run faster than you.
00:52:25.000 Yeah.
00:52:26.000 And they're, you know, that's a 1,500, 2,000 pound animal.
00:52:33.000 Fuck.
00:52:33.000 Fuck.
00:52:35.000 And the Indians snuck up on them like that.
00:52:37.000 And my friend Steve Rinella, not Steve Rinella, Remy Warren, he has this television show called Apex Predator.
00:52:44.000 And they did all these different episodes on the ways different animals hunt their prey and see if he could recreate it.
00:52:51.000 And that's one of the things he did.
00:52:53.000 He took a wolf skin and put it on him and crawled up to these buffalo and got like right inside them.
00:53:01.000 Yeah.
00:53:01.000 But they're afraid of us.
00:53:03.000 Well, they're afraid of people because of our bang sticks.
00:53:06.000 Yeah, right, true that.
00:53:07.000 I was saying earlier, I forgot what I was talking about for a second, but a friend of mine is a guide in Colorado, and they found these mountain lion tracks, like all these mountain lion tracks, and then elk tracks, and then the mountain lion tracks and the elk tracks together, and then there's a space of like several hundred yards where there was just elk tracks.
00:53:29.000 And so they followed that elk track and they found a mountain lion on top of the elk killing it.
00:53:35.000 This fucking giant elk, like a thousand pound elk.
00:53:39.000 He said it was a huge six by six.
00:53:41.000 So you're talking about a mature animal.
00:53:44.000 And this mountain lion was like, fuck it, I'm going for it.
00:53:47.000 And he jumped on this thing and clamped a hold of its back and then brought it down.
00:53:51.000 The mountain lion weighed 150 pounds.
00:53:53.000 So it took out this thousand plus pound elk by jumping on its back and biting its neck.
00:53:58.000 Did you guys get them down in the valley?
00:54:00.000 Mountain lions?
00:54:01.000 Yeah, out here encroaching.
00:54:03.000 Killed a koala bear at the zoo the other day.
00:54:07.000 Yeah.
00:54:08.000 Now we're taking it seriously.
00:54:09.000 Yeah.
00:54:10.000 Well, they're like, how the fuck did it get in?
00:54:13.000 It's got a 12-foot high fence and there's razor wire on the top.
00:54:16.000 It's a 150-pound sneaky-ass cat, man.
00:54:17.000 Come on.
00:54:18.000 I saw that little fucking Ewok and it was like, mm-hmm.
00:54:21.000 I know, but it climbed over barbed wire.
00:54:24.000 That's hardcore, dude.
00:54:25.000 That's hard as fucking core gets.
00:54:30.000 12 foot high fence, barbed wire on the top.
00:54:33.000 He's like, good try.
00:54:34.000 I got this.
00:54:35.000 Good try.
00:54:36.000 He probably got cut up a bit.
00:54:38.000 But whatever.
00:54:39.000 He's a mountain lion.
00:54:40.000 They probably heal like that.
00:54:43.000 It's an enormous cat.
00:54:43.000 Think about that, though, man.
00:54:44.000 A 150-pound cat.
00:54:46.000 Yeah.
00:54:46.000 Like, you know, you're riding your bike one day.
00:54:48.000 One of those things falls out of a tree on your head.
00:54:50.000 It's going to grab your neck with these big old saber teeth and, like, take you to the ground and fucking play with you for a while.
00:54:58.000 It's not just going to kill you, you know what I mean?
00:55:00.000 It's going to mess with your shit.
00:55:02.000 Look at the size of that fucker.
00:55:03.000 That's the one that lives up in the Hollywood Hills.
00:55:04.000 That's the one that they think killed the koala bear.
00:55:07.000 That's a lion.
00:55:08.000 That's a lion, dude.
00:55:09.000 I mean, that's like a lion in Africa lion.
00:55:11.000 Look at the fucking forearms on that goddamn thing.
00:55:14.000 Like, those front forearms are insane.
00:55:16.000 That would be awful.
00:55:17.000 That's an insane amount of power that thing must have.
00:55:21.000 And they say that pound for pound, they're one of the strongest cats.
00:55:24.000 Yeah.
00:55:25.000 I mean, look at his shoulders and arms.
00:55:28.000 My God.
00:55:29.000 Yeah.
00:55:29.000 I'll tell you right now, if a bobcat tries to fuck with me, I'll fuck up a bobcat.
00:55:32.000 I'm pretty confident I'll kick a bobcat's ass.
00:55:38.000 I bet it still wouldn't be fun.
00:55:40.000 No, I'm kidding, man.
00:55:42.000 Look, I have cats, and I have to wash them.
00:55:44.000 And my daughter is allergic to cats, and the only way we can mitigate it is we have to shave them.
00:55:50.000 So they get a buzz cut, like a lion's cut, and wash them.
00:55:53.000 And it makes a giant difference in how much dander they leave.
00:55:56.000 Because they're both really fluffy cats.
00:55:58.000 They would leave cat hair everywhere.
00:56:01.000 So this solution made a bit...
00:56:02.000 But I have to fucking hold on to these little fuckers while they get shaved.
00:56:06.000 And man, even though they love me, when they want to go, man, they want to go.
00:56:12.000 And you realize how difficult they are to control.
00:56:15.000 Yeah, they fucking...
00:56:17.000 They twist and contort and they fucking kick it off you and...
00:56:23.000 These big, long, sinewy, relaxed muscles that all of a sudden you're like, holy shit, you're actually a little bodybuilder, okay.
00:56:29.000 We're just so lucky we're so much bigger than them, but with a mountain lion, you're not.
00:56:32.000 My wife wants to get a cat.
00:56:34.000 There's a bobcat.
00:56:35.000 I'm there.
00:56:36.000 Come get some bobcat.
00:56:37.000 I'll fuck you up, bitch.
00:56:40.000 It'd probably be terrifying.
00:56:41.000 Aw, that was a cute one.
00:56:43.000 That's a lynx, though.
00:56:44.000 I don't think that's a bobcat.
00:56:46.000 You ever see those weird lynxes they have in Canada?
00:56:49.000 Those white ones?
00:56:50.000 I've never been to Canada, man.
00:56:51.000 No, actually, that's not true.
00:56:51.000 I've been to Canada.
00:56:52.000 I've just never been up to the part of Canada that I'd really like to see.
00:56:55.000 They have these weird cats, man.
00:56:58.000 They don't even look real.
00:56:58.000 They look like a Star Wars cat.
00:57:01.000 It's called a lynx.
00:57:02.000 A lynx.
00:57:02.000 And they have these crazy big paws with fur all...
00:57:05.000 There he is.
00:57:06.000 Look at that.
00:57:06.000 The weird ears, yeah.
00:57:07.000 Come on, man.
00:57:08.000 That's like a Narnia animal.
00:57:10.000 Whoa, dude.
00:57:10.000 Some Turkish delight.
00:57:11.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:57:12.000 That doesn't even look real.
00:57:14.000 Look at that cat.
00:57:15.000 Tell me that looks real.
00:57:16.000 That looks like something from some weird movie.
00:57:19.000 Like their proportions.
00:57:20.000 Like go back to that last picture, Jamie.
00:57:23.000 Look at the proportions of its body.
00:57:25.000 It's so odd.
00:57:27.000 Giant feet.
00:57:28.000 Long ass big legs.
00:57:30.000 Just a weird body, man.
00:57:33.000 And that thing is just up there earning.
00:57:36.000 Just earning.
00:57:38.000 Just out there hustling.
00:57:39.000 Every day, jacking shit with its face.
00:57:41.000 Like what does it hunt in Canada, I guess?
00:57:43.000 Everything.
00:57:44.000 I'm sure small things.
00:57:45.000 I don't think they get that big.
00:57:47.000 I mean, if I had to guess, I would say the Lynx probably only gets to be like 50 pounds.
00:57:51.000 See how big they get.
00:57:53.000 See if I'm right.
00:57:53.000 I don't think they get much bigger than that.
00:57:55.000 But I think they probably eat 24 pounds.
00:58:00.000 I think they probably eat rabbits and squirrels or fawns.
00:58:06.000 They'll definitely eat fawns.
00:58:08.000 We found this fucked up video of this martin, a martin chasing a rabbit.
00:58:13.000 You know what a martin is?
00:58:14.000 What is that?
00:58:15.000 Play it for him, Jamie.
00:58:16.000 Martin?
00:58:17.000 A martin is an animal that I always associated with fur because of those Alaska shows.
00:58:22.000 You know those shows where the dudes are living up in Alaska?
00:58:24.000 There's one called Mountain Men, and this guy runs a fur trap line, and one of the things that he traps is martin.
00:58:30.000 Well, that's a martin.
00:58:31.000 It's like a little badger, and it's chasing after a rabbit.
00:58:34.000 So the little black thing in the back is the martin.
00:58:38.000 And this is literally a run for life.
00:58:41.000 Look at this rabbit.
00:58:41.000 It's going, fuck!
00:58:43.000 Fuck!
00:58:43.000 And the Martin's hustling behind him.
00:58:45.000 This thing is moving.
00:58:46.000 Fuck yeah it is.
00:58:47.000 And this is like a crazy sprint.
00:58:50.000 I mean, they're both sprinting.
00:58:51.000 It's like, how long can they do it for?
00:58:52.000 And the Martin just is relentless.
00:58:55.000 And these people are filming this from their fucking car, following them behind them on the road.
00:59:01.000 And the martin just finally, the rabbit starts trying to veer off the road, and he gets into the sick shit, and the martin closes the distance.
00:59:09.000 But look at the drama here.
00:59:12.000 Boom, bitch!
00:59:14.000 Oh my god.
00:59:16.000 Yeah, and here what's crazy is they're the same size.
00:59:19.000 In fact, the martin is smaller than the rabbit.
00:59:22.000 Look at the difference.
00:59:22.000 That thing's mean as shit.
00:59:23.000 Oh yeah, man.
00:59:24.000 I mean, he just carried it up by its face.
00:59:26.000 That's like you jumping on a dude.
00:59:28.000 He's like he hit a nitro button or something.
00:59:31.000 Well, he knew the end was near.
00:59:32.000 That was cool.
00:59:33.000 Yeah.
00:59:34.000 Crazy.
00:59:34.000 Imagine if you fought with a dude to the death with your faces, right?
00:59:40.000 I'm good.
00:59:41.000 You killed him with your face and then dragged him up a hill with your face all in the course of 15 seconds.
00:59:48.000 From the time that Martin got a hold of that rabbit, that rabbit is dead as fuck, and he was carrying it away in 15 seconds.
00:59:54.000 With his face!
01:00:02.000 No.
01:00:03.000 One of my good buddies is a radiology technician, and he sees all kinds of horrible shit happen to people every day.
01:00:12.000 You know what I mean?
01:00:13.000 That's why I'm thankful.
01:00:13.000 I just have to get up and try to sing and pitch to make money.
01:00:17.000 He said the worst thing he ever told me was there was a guy who was driving along on his way to work one morning, hit a deer.
01:00:28.000 The body split in half.
01:00:30.000 And the ass end of the deer came up over the hood and through his windshield.
01:00:34.000 It was just intestines and blood and shit and guts everywhere.
01:00:37.000 Oh my god.
01:00:38.000 The glass windshield cut his face all up so now he's got all this shit down in the blood and in his face.
01:00:44.000 So they bring this guy and so he came in and Where he went through the windshield and laid down in this creek bed after he hit the deer and laid there.
01:00:54.000 And while he was laying in the damn creek bed, raccoons came and snacked on his fucking face.
01:01:00.000 So then the guy ended up living.
01:01:02.000 But I mean, between all the bacteria...
01:01:03.000 So he got jacked.
01:01:05.000 Yeah, hit a deer.
01:01:06.000 All that shit happened.
01:01:07.000 And I guess he came out of the truck...
01:01:10.000 And then laid down in this ditch until they found him like, you know, however many hours later.
01:01:14.000 And while he was laying there unconscious, wild woodland creatures had came and eaten the open...
01:01:22.000 Yeah, dude had a bad day, man.
01:01:25.000 Jesus!
01:01:26.000 How much of his face got bitten off?
01:01:29.000 Man, I'll...
01:01:30.000 Patrick said it was not pretty.
01:01:32.000 Holy fuck, man.
01:01:34.000 And he actually lived.
01:01:36.000 Oh my god.
01:01:38.000 I don't know that I'd want to survive.
01:01:40.000 Something like that.
01:01:41.000 Or maybe you do.
01:01:42.000 You always want to survive.
01:01:43.000 Yeah, you always want to survive.
01:01:45.000 You just want to survive just to kill as many fucking raccoons as you can.
01:01:47.000 Yeah, you'd be like the best raccoon hunter ever from that day on.
01:01:51.000 You'd be like a raccoon serial killer.
01:01:53.000 Just standing in front of trash cans with a rifle.
01:01:58.000 Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to work at a hospital.
01:02:00.000 Oh dude, I have a buddy who was an EMT who used to tell me some stories.
01:02:04.000 The craziest stories, my friend Steve, he's an ophthalmologist and he did his residency in Miami during the cocaine days.
01:02:13.000 Well played.
01:02:14.000 He's like, dude, you don't even fucking nothing.
01:02:17.000 To this day, this guy, Steve, is strapped everywhere he goes.
01:02:21.000 Really?
01:02:21.000 Yeah, he wears a fucking gun everywhere.
01:02:23.000 He doesn't play games.
01:02:24.000 He lives in Arizona, and one of the reasons why he likes Arizona is because he can conceal carry.
01:02:29.000 He's just seen too much.
01:02:31.000 He saw too much early on.
01:02:33.000 You know, he told me just, every day was just gunshot to the head, gunshot to the head, gunshot to the head.
01:02:40.000 Like, you're in the...
01:02:42.000 Yeah, you know.
01:02:43.000 How are you going to maintain any kind of positive outlook?
01:02:46.000 You can't.
01:02:47.000 Or not just get completely burnt out.
01:02:49.000 You get out of it, and he got out of it.
01:02:51.000 When he got out of it, it was just like this big breath, like...
01:02:55.000 Whoa, what the fuck did I just experience?
01:02:57.000 But now, the knowledge that not only was that a real thing that he was experiencing on a daily basis, all that insane violence, all the gunshots, all the craziness, he knows that even if it's not like that anymore, like even if people, the cocaine days are kind of over,
01:03:14.000 Miami's much more calm, the violence is not as bad, he knows that that is what people are capable of within his lifetime.
01:03:20.000 I'm sure you still see that shit all the time.
01:03:22.000 I bet you do, but I think there was a level of it during the 80s in Miami.
01:03:27.000 Do you know who Billy Corbin is, the documentary filmmaker?
01:03:31.000 Name's familiar.
01:03:32.000 He's got these two great documentaries called Cocaine Cowboys and Cocaine Cowboys 2. And Billy, he's been on the podcast before talking about it, but he did a great job of showing how insane that time was.
01:03:49.000 One of the things that he talked about was how one year, the graduating class of the police academy, every single one of them within a year was either dead or in jail.
01:04:01.000 They'd been murdered or they were in jail for corruption.
01:04:04.000 Like the whole police department was just massively corrupt.
01:04:08.000 Everyone was doing cocaine.
01:04:10.000 There was murders like crazy, all left and right and all around.
01:04:14.000 It was just complete chaos.
01:04:16.000 Yeah, who's the, what's one of the guy's names from the documentary, the white dude with the mustache that was kind of like a ringleader of it all.
01:04:24.000 I think he went to prison and he's out now.
01:04:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:26.000 The guy who flew the planes and would bury the money in the yards.
01:04:29.000 I don't remember his name either.
01:04:31.000 But I remember the lady, Griselda.
01:04:33.000 Griselda, the godmother.
01:04:36.000 That lady, I think she's still alive, man.
01:04:39.000 She might have died recently, but I think she was alive and free in Columbia.
01:04:44.000 Yeah, she's living in South America for a long time in hiding.
01:04:46.000 Yeah, she got out of jail in America, and if her hitman who's in jail, who's in the documentary, is being honest about how many people she killed, like, whoa, whoa, Jack...
01:04:58.000 She died in 2012. So when the second movie was made, they focused on her and her being released.
01:05:12.000 What a crazy time.
01:05:14.000 So my friend Steve, he just saw all that, man.
01:05:17.000 He saw a guy with a light bulb up his ass.
01:05:21.000 For what?
01:05:22.000 Someone stuffed a light bulb up their ass.
01:05:24.000 You know one of those twisty light bulbs?
01:05:27.000 The Christmas tree looking light bulbs?
01:05:28.000 Yeah.
01:05:30.000 I'm not a Christmas light bulb.
01:05:32.000 I still think I'll stick this up my ass.
01:05:33.000 Big ass one.
01:05:35.000 I say it looks like a Christmas tree.
01:05:36.000 I don't mean like a little one that's on your tree.
01:05:38.000 I'm talking about a several inch long light bulb that was stuffed up this dude's ass.
01:05:43.000 People get bored, man.
01:05:45.000 Yeah, they found everything.
01:05:46.000 Wine, champagne corks, all sorts of different objects.
01:05:51.000 Like coffee cups and stuff.
01:05:54.000 Yeah.
01:05:55.000 I've never heard any stories like that from my buddy.
01:05:59.000 I guess it also probably correlates with the cocaine days.
01:06:02.000 They're probably just sticking things in every hole they had.
01:06:05.000 I don't know, man.
01:06:08.000 Hats off to anybody.
01:06:09.000 It can work.
01:06:10.000 A coffee can in your ass?
01:06:12.000 Well, it's probably just seeing all the stuff.
01:06:13.000 Like the...
01:06:17.000 Different layers of society you're dealing with on a day-to-day basis, and having to hold any type of firm belief in humanity or civilization.
01:06:27.000 I don't know.
01:06:28.000 I would wear a person, I think.
01:06:30.000 Even people that don't see violence, like people maybe that see just a lot of accidents, it's got to be spooky.
01:06:38.000 They say that a lot of women who are like EMTs have a hard time settling down and having families.
01:06:47.000 They get whacked out by it, particularly.
01:06:50.000 That might be sexist to say.
01:06:52.000 I don't think it is.
01:06:53.000 Because I think that's something that I've heard female EMTs talk about, just their own personal experiences.
01:06:59.000 But that it's so dark.
01:07:02.000 Like every day you're seeing broken necks and broken legs and car accidents and people splattered on the road.
01:07:08.000 It's grueling after a while.
01:07:13.000 So what's PTSD numbers like in a profession like that?
01:07:16.000 You've got to be having some trauma.
01:07:18.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
01:07:20.000 You know, there's a certain amount of stress that I think comes with any kind of job where you're looking at death a lot.
01:07:26.000 I mean, how much PTSD does a doctor have?
01:07:29.000 Like, emergency room doctors, how much do they just get accustomed to it?
01:07:34.000 I think it takes a very special type of personality.
01:07:36.000 You know what I think it also does, man?
01:07:38.000 I think it's really a lot like what we were talking about when you're taking in all these stories in the world, because you can manage your own life, but if you're paying attention to the news, you're going to get inundated with stories by the seven billion people, and it's just too much.
01:07:54.000 There's just too much data coming at you, and too much of it is negative.
01:07:57.000 I think that's probably the same way with an emergency room doctor.
01:08:00.000 It's okay if you see somebody get hurt once in your life, a few times in your life, or maybe even...
01:08:06.000 You can get desensitized.
01:08:09.000 They're not processing it because it's on to the next case.
01:08:14.000 You can definitely get desensitized.
01:08:16.000 It doesn't freak you out anymore.
01:08:19.000 See a guy whose leg is hanging off.
01:08:23.000 I mean, especially guys who are taking care of troops, you know, EMTs.
01:08:28.000 Combat medics?
01:08:29.000 Oh, my God.
01:08:30.000 Oh, my God.
01:08:30.000 Wild people are shooting at you?
01:08:32.000 Yeah.
01:08:32.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:32.000 Yeah, you're trying to carry them out while bullets are...
01:08:34.000 It's insanity.
01:08:38.000 Again, I just try to sing in key, man.
01:08:40.000 I know.
01:08:41.000 We got it easy.
01:08:43.000 We got it easy.
01:08:44.000 It's just fascinating how many different ways to be a person there are.
01:08:49.000 You know, how many different kind of lives you can live.
01:08:53.000 Yeah.
01:08:54.000 How many different types of experiences you can have.
01:08:57.000 And your reality can be so much different than somebody else's reality.
01:09:01.000 And you're convinced that your reality is life.
01:09:03.000 And they're convinced that theirs is life.
01:09:05.000 You know, like what we're talking about with the wolves.
01:09:07.000 Like those people that live near those things that are fucking shit in their pants when they hear those howls at night.
01:09:13.000 My buddy lives in BC and his neighbor's cow was taken out by wolves while they were all watching.
01:09:19.000 They're all looking out the window.
01:09:21.000 What are you going to do?
01:09:23.000 Can't do shit.
01:09:24.000 You can go out and start shooting.
01:09:25.000 Wait for it to get full and fuck off.
01:09:27.000 Yeah.
01:09:27.000 You can go out and start shooting, but it's dark.
01:09:31.000 That's pretty country, man.
01:09:32.000 I could live up there, but the winters, I think, would just be...
01:09:36.000 That's the thing.
01:09:37.000 They're ruthless.
01:09:39.000 But anywhere that it's too nice, you get too many people.
01:09:43.000 It's like we were talking about LA. It's too perfect.
01:09:46.000 Every day the weather's perfect.
01:09:48.000 But because of that, you have to breathe carbon monoxide air.
01:09:53.000 You know, I was telling you yesterday, it was the first time I'd ever...
01:09:57.000 At some point, I think my family was ready for an adventure or a relocation.
01:10:03.000 But yeah, I don't know that I could ever acclimate, no matter how long I was here, to convincing myself that the traffic is...
01:10:11.000 Worth it?
01:10:12.000 Worth it.
01:10:13.000 You don't have to live here.
01:10:14.000 See, that's the beautiful thing about Southern California is you could live in San Diego, like La Jolla, which is beautiful and quiet and fucking picturesque.
01:10:24.000 You see the oceans right there.
01:10:26.000 It's so pretty.
01:10:27.000 I like the northern part of the state a lot, too.
01:10:29.000 The northern part of the state is amazing.
01:10:31.000 I was in Mendocino, over by where the ocean is.
01:10:36.000 It's like three hours plus, maybe four hours north of San Francisco.
01:10:42.000 It's so pretty, man.
01:10:44.000 The Redwood Forest, we went through the Redwood Forest and did all that shit.
01:10:48.000 God, it's so pretty.
01:10:49.000 Went to Monterey once for a meeting with my booking agency.
01:10:52.000 The people who live there got it pretty well.
01:10:54.000 That does not suck.
01:10:55.000 Some friends in San Luis Obispo, that's really beautiful.
01:10:58.000 That's a nice spot too.
01:10:59.000 Those places are calm.
01:11:00.000 Right.
01:11:01.000 Really mellow, you can tell.
01:11:02.000 Yeah, real mellow.
01:11:03.000 My buddy John lives in San Luis Obispo.
01:11:06.000 I was about 15 years younger.
01:11:08.000 L.A. would seem like a good idea.
01:11:10.000 Right.
01:11:10.000 But now...
01:11:11.000 Santa Barbara's real nice, too, man.
01:11:14.000 Love it there.
01:11:15.000 I've got a gig there on Friday night.
01:11:18.000 Santa Barbara's like...
01:11:19.000 I don't think it's more than 100,000-plus people.
01:11:23.000 Still less small.
01:11:24.000 I don't think it's very big, man.
01:11:28.000 Shooter loves it out here.
01:11:29.000 He's lived out here a while.
01:11:30.000 Well, he's crazy.
01:11:32.000 Shooter lives in the heart of darkness.
01:11:34.000 He has an apartment in Los Feliz.
01:11:37.000 He's a crazy man.
01:11:39.000 He's like, you know, he loves it.
01:11:41.000 Shooter's such a character, man.
01:11:42.000 Dude.
01:11:43.000 I love that guy.
01:11:44.000 Sweetest guy on the planet.
01:11:45.000 Oh, he's the best.
01:11:47.000 He's also just like such a character, like who he is as a person.
01:11:52.000 You know, we had him in here and he was talking about doing meth.
01:11:56.000 He's like, oh yeah, I've done meth.
01:11:58.000 That's the way he talks about it.
01:12:02.000 Like, come on, man, you ain't done meth.
01:12:04.000 Oh, you never tried a crank, bro?
01:12:07.000 Yeah, that trucker crank.
01:12:10.000 He's a talented guy too.
01:12:11.000 And I also like that you could listen to any one of his albums and it's like, oh, okay.
01:12:18.000 He's obviously in some totally different phase in this album.
01:12:21.000 He's just trying some other shit out.
01:12:23.000 He's one of the more naturally and genuinely curious and interested people.
01:12:29.000 Like when he's listening to you and asking questions, he actually means it.
01:12:32.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
01:12:33.000 Which is incredible.
01:12:34.000 That's a rare thing in the music business.
01:12:36.000 And coming from the son of royalty.
01:12:39.000 Right.
01:12:40.000 I mean, his dad was royalty.
01:12:42.000 I mean, there's a few musical icons that you look at and you go, well, that's like in the Royal 100, 100%.
01:12:50.000 Waylon Jennings is in the fucking Royal 100. I mean, there's just people that are in.
01:12:58.000 Chuck Berry's in.
01:12:59.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:13:00.000 He's in forever.
01:13:02.000 Waylon Jennings is in.
01:13:03.000 He's in.
01:13:04.000 That's his son.
01:13:06.000 So for him to be so normal and also be a musician and not be some weirdo who fucking desperately craves attention or needs validation, he's a genuine artist and very content.
01:13:22.000 If anything, I've seen him use his position to only try to help other people instead of himself.
01:13:30.000 And that's the truth.
01:13:31.000 Man.
01:13:34.000 Well, his mom was obviously so nice, too.
01:13:36.000 Oh, yeah.
01:13:37.000 She's so nice.
01:13:39.000 And really, like, sharp and smart.
01:13:42.000 Oh, yeah.
01:13:44.000 She's paying attention.
01:13:45.000 Oh, yeah, man.
01:13:46.000 It's cool to talk to him.
01:13:49.000 It's the weird businessman trying to...
01:13:52.000 I mean, everyone out there, everyone, I think, that's trying...
01:13:56.000 I mean, everyone that's not some sort of a perfect person is trying to do better with their life.
01:14:01.000 You know, you're trying to improve on whatever you're doing, whether it's your job or, you know, your business or whatever your hobby is or your obsession.
01:14:09.000 We're all trying to improve on it.
01:14:11.000 But one of the weird things about being a musician, and I guess a comic as well, is that you're doing that in front of everybody.
01:14:18.000 Mm-hmm.
01:14:19.000 You know?
01:14:20.000 We're all developing as humans, you know?
01:14:23.000 But you're also performing in front of all those people.
01:14:28.000 Yeah.
01:14:29.000 It is a...
01:14:30.000 When you write songs, I guess you can't ever stop to think, oh, I have to sing this the rest of my life.
01:14:38.000 You know what I mean?
01:14:40.000 Because you'll never write any songs.
01:14:42.000 You could have the crown.
01:14:43.000 You don't like that song.
01:14:45.000 Right.
01:14:46.000 Well, for me, I don't know.
01:14:48.000 I like the song.
01:14:49.000 A lot of people really like that song.
01:14:51.000 That song's badass.
01:14:52.000 I play that song at the gym almost every time I work out.
01:14:55.000 That's a badass song.
01:14:57.000 You're just too close to it.
01:14:58.000 I'm too close to it.
01:14:59.000 Well, yeah.
01:14:59.000 It was a laundry list about my view on laundry list's experience.
01:15:07.000 You know what I mean?
01:15:09.000 It's such a great song, though, man.
01:15:11.000 Yeah, we'll dig that one back out.
01:15:13.000 It's time to work it up, I think, in a new way.
01:15:15.000 Make it fresh for us.
01:15:17.000 I don't know.
01:15:17.000 For me, man, I love the recording process most of all.
01:15:22.000 Really?
01:15:22.000 Because that's where you learn if you've improved.
01:15:26.000 You're under a microscope.
01:15:27.000 I get hyper-focused in the studio.
01:15:32.000 It's a good thing other people get tired or I'd probably just keep them in there all day.
01:15:36.000 You know what I mean?
01:15:37.000 But it's almost like you're so tied to this thing and in it that by the time it's finished, you just don't even want to think about it anymore.
01:15:47.000 It gets like, all right, well, that's done.
01:15:49.000 Right.
01:15:49.000 You know?
01:15:50.000 But now you've got to work it up and go out in a live context and play this thing.
01:15:54.000 Whereas hopefully you've tried to bare your soul and be as honest as possible, but then you're standing in front of a room every night.
01:16:01.000 So you have to block that part of it out of your head that people are judging you.
01:16:05.000 Right.
01:16:06.000 Yeah.
01:16:08.000 And that's also part of it, too.
01:16:10.000 You're living that life experience out in real time.
01:16:14.000 So this has all been really educational and new for me in terms of figuring out how to navigate that in as artistic a way as possible without compromising anything, I guess.
01:16:28.000 I think we all learn from each other in that way.
01:16:31.000 Because it's got to sell.
01:16:32.000 Or you don't get to do it anymore.
01:16:35.000 Exactly.
01:16:37.000 Do you learn from other musicians in that way?
01:16:40.000 Do you see how other guys are handling it or how it influences their creative process?
01:16:45.000 Does it influence you?
01:16:48.000 I mean, you definitely notice traits in other people that you wish you had more of or that you could maybe adhere to, and it's motivating.
01:16:57.000 But like you said, it's just about trying to be a better person and use whatever outlet this is in order to hopefully make other people feel good, too.
01:17:08.000 Or to deal with things that maybe they don't know how to express, which for me, I think, is the most important part of making music.
01:17:15.000 That's what it's always given me in the past, before I was a performer, and I just loved it from a sheer listener's position.
01:17:21.000 You know, it offers us a lot of comfort and...
01:17:26.000 I don't know.
01:17:26.000 People tell you this after the shows, that you're making an impact on their life.
01:17:31.000 My buddy Giordo said that his friend, her grandmother's laying in her hospital bed, and the last thing she heard, she played her one of my songs.
01:17:40.000 That song, My Voice.
01:17:42.000 She just said, wow, he's got a really pretty voice.
01:17:45.000 And she was totally relaxed.
01:17:47.000 So you hear things like that.
01:17:49.000 And it's easy to get hung up on Mechanics or expectations or pressures or the industry and all that but like it feels like if you just kind of step back and hit pause it's easy to remember that anybody doing this job is very lucky to be able to do this job and for me like I don't think I think in a lot of ways modern media and industry is sort of not ruined music but it's Made it really hard for people to focus
01:18:19.000 on what it's really about.
01:18:20.000 You know, it's like life is all of a sudden one big episode of The Voice.
01:18:23.000 And it's all about the year-end lists.
01:18:26.000 And who says this is better than what?
01:18:28.000 And saying somebody's art is better than somebody's art.
01:18:30.000 And I just don't think that that's ever like a healthy thing.
01:18:34.000 If that makes sense.
01:18:35.000 Making a competition out of something that's supposed to make everybody feel included.
01:18:39.000 Well, it's definitely contrary to what seems to be your primary focus, which is making the best music for your expression.
01:18:47.000 Expressing yourself in the best way you can and making something that's going to impact people in a way where your thoughts are going to get across.
01:18:54.000 They're going to be moved by it.
01:18:56.000 You can't do that if you're thinking about winning awards.
01:18:59.000 It's contrary.
01:19:00.000 Or selling lots of records.
01:19:01.000 Yeah, or any of those things, like promoting it, business.
01:19:05.000 You know, like any time you...
01:19:08.000 Not to say that it's impossible.
01:19:09.000 It's hard.
01:19:10.000 It's hard, but some people do sell a lot of records impacting people's lives with great music.
01:19:15.000 It's out there.
01:19:15.000 Well, great music sells.
01:19:17.000 Yeah, period.
01:19:17.000 It always finds a way.
01:19:18.000 Yeah, I mean, it's going to sell whether you're...
01:19:21.000 But, like, did you see Amy?
01:19:24.000 Amy Winehouse, the documentary.
01:19:26.000 Her records, that's why I hired the Dap Kings for this new one, man.
01:19:29.000 Just the sound of what they did on those albums.
01:19:32.000 Amazing.
01:19:33.000 She's such a good musician.
01:19:35.000 She was so, like, her sound, what she put together was so...
01:19:38.000 But to see how the intense pressure of being, you know, Amy Winehouse, in quotes, I mean, she was...
01:19:46.000 Or Justin Bieber or anybody else who's surrounded by enablers and kept copacetic all the time and just yes, yes, yes.
01:19:54.000 You've got to do other things, man.
01:19:56.000 You've got to be grounded.
01:19:58.000 You've got to go home and roll around and play with blocks.
01:20:01.000 That's what you've got to do.
01:20:03.000 I like to get in the pool with them.
01:20:06.000 They surf on my back.
01:20:08.000 I go underwater and swim and they try to stand on me.
01:20:12.000 It's hard to hold your breath for as long as it takes for a five-year-old to stand on your back as you're floating.
01:20:18.000 But I mean, other things as well, like as far as not just family and loved ones and friends, which are definitely important, but I also think that other disciplines are important.
01:20:29.000 Other focuses, other things you're equally interested in, you know, because they alleviate some of the pressure of what it is to be singularly focused on one thing.
01:20:39.000 Yeah.
01:20:39.000 Which we can get to the point of madness.
01:20:42.000 And it does.
01:20:43.000 I got a drum kit.
01:20:45.000 I got really into playing drums about six months ago.
01:20:47.000 It's meditational, man.
01:20:48.000 You have to relax to do it well, and you're not thinking about anything else.
01:20:52.000 And once I realized that, I was like, oh, this is really good for me.
01:20:57.000 But yeah, that's my thing.
01:20:58.000 I'm so...
01:21:00.000 This music thing, once it becomes a career, you have to be singularly focused.
01:21:05.000 Especially when I'm thinking about a record.
01:21:07.000 My wife, she just kind of leaves me alone once she sees me go to that weird processing place.
01:21:14.000 It's like nothing else is in the room anyway for a while.
01:21:17.000 And then I'm done and you just feel like...
01:21:19.000 Whew!
01:21:20.000 Okay.
01:21:20.000 And then you don't write a song for a year.
01:21:22.000 Well, she seems very smart and supportive.
01:21:24.000 She can recognize that.
01:21:26.000 That's so important.
01:21:27.000 I have friends that are in relationships where the wife is not very supportive and...
01:21:33.000 It resists the creative process and doesn't understand it or care to it.
01:21:38.000 My wife's very creative, too.
01:21:39.000 She understands.
01:21:40.000 She's very independent.
01:21:42.000 Being an only child, she knows there's just sometimes where I have to go and be in my own little space.
01:21:52.000 I just don't think you get to what you're doing right now.
01:21:55.000 I don't think you get to that state unless you're a little crazy.
01:21:58.000 You have to be locked into it, man.
01:22:04.000 By the way, I'm so sorry I leaked the name of your album out.
01:22:07.000 I love it.
01:22:08.000 I loved it.
01:22:08.000 I really did.
01:22:09.000 I leaked it out on Instagram, but it was fucking good, man.
01:22:13.000 I was in the gym, and I said, God damn, people got to hear about this.
01:22:17.000 I was so high.
01:22:19.000 I was in Colorado, and when you get high in Colorado, when you're at 8,000 feet, or Utah actually, 8,000 feet, It just hits you in some crazy...
01:22:28.000 You feel like you're on a spaceship on top of the world.
01:22:32.000 I was feeling like I was connected to the world in some really weird way.
01:22:36.000 And I was at the gym.
01:22:37.000 I just barbecued.
01:22:38.000 And that album was so good.
01:22:43.000 It was so good, especially in that moment.
01:22:46.000 At the gym, endorphins flowing.
01:22:49.000 And then you sent me a text.
01:22:51.000 I think you leaked the name of my album.
01:22:56.000 I went, oh no, I didn't even think of that.
01:23:00.000 Man, honestly, at this point, this is definitely a record that anybody that knows about me, I would like them to hear as a record.
01:23:09.000 Because that's how I recorded it to be heard.
01:23:12.000 Well, that's one of the interesting aspects of it.
01:23:15.000 It's obviously one piece.
01:23:20.000 Yeah.
01:23:21.000 Well, you sent me two versions of it.
01:23:24.000 It was kind of cool, too.
01:23:26.000 Or the people did.
01:23:27.000 They sent me one version, which is just one recording.
01:23:32.000 And then the other one is side two.
01:23:34.000 And then another one where all the songs were broken down individually.
01:23:38.000 But it almost feels like I shouldn't be looking at that, you know?
01:23:40.000 I mean, ideally, I would...
01:23:42.000 That's not how I'd...
01:23:44.000 It wasn't designed to be heard broken apart, I guess.
01:23:48.000 But people like to hear, like, one song if they're in the car for ten minutes on the way home.
01:23:53.000 They like to hear one song.
01:23:54.000 It's not a bad thing.
01:23:55.000 Yeah, well, you know, all of my favorite records, like in my top four or five records, are all concept records.
01:24:02.000 And a lot of them are in Song Cycle, which is what they call it, like, you know, Dark Side of the Moon, where it's just one continuous flow.
01:24:09.000 Or The Wall.
01:24:09.000 Or The Wall, or What's Going On.
01:24:11.000 Marvin Gaye.
01:24:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:24:14.000 What's going on was one concept?
01:24:16.000 Yeah, that was all in SongCycle.
01:24:17.000 It was written from the narrative of a Vietnam vet returning home to an inner city home and trying to adapt to society again.
01:24:24.000 It's a heavy album, man.
01:24:26.000 And then Astral Weeks by Van Morrison.
01:24:29.000 If you've never heard that record, that's some powerful dope.
01:24:31.000 No, I haven't.
01:24:32.000 It's all about the journey of a soul's life.
01:24:36.000 Whoa.
01:24:37.000 I never got into Van Morrison other than Moondance.
01:24:39.000 Oh, dude, genius.
01:24:40.000 Moondance, one of my favorite songs ever.
01:24:42.000 I always wonder.
01:24:43.000 That's what he called his commercial album because Astral Weeks, although it's now considered probably one of the greatest records ever recorded, it didn't sell very well because it was too artsy for a lot of people.
01:24:53.000 So then he turned around and intentionally made a more commercially accessible album, which was Moondance and, of course, sold a gazillion copies.
01:25:01.000 Whenever I think about Marvin Gaye, I think about this chick that I used to date.
01:25:04.000 Because when Marvin Gaye got shot and killed by his dad...
01:25:09.000 Here in LA, right?
01:25:10.000 I don't know where it was.
01:25:10.000 Yeah, I think it was in Los Angeles.
01:25:13.000 It's a tragic story.
01:25:14.000 He got shot and killed by his own father.
01:25:17.000 The girl I was dating goes, what kind of a horrible person must he have been that his dad shot him?
01:25:23.000 I went, what?
01:25:26.000 That's not how it works.
01:25:30.000 But that was how she viewed the world.
01:25:33.000 Like, if your father shot you, you must have been a horrible person, so fuck him.
01:25:38.000 He's probably my favorite musician of all time, so I know more about Marvin Gaye than we want to go into here.
01:25:44.000 Really?
01:25:45.000 Yeah, it's a really dark story.
01:25:46.000 Yeah?
01:25:47.000 Like, how so?
01:25:49.000 There was a lot of that.
01:25:50.000 Him and his dad had things that stemmed from childhood.
01:25:53.000 I think his dad was a preacher, one, but also a cross-dresser.
01:25:57.000 And so Marvin, I think, was ridiculed a lot and caught a lot of shame for that.
01:26:01.000 And his dad was very strict, authoritarian, really tyrannical, ruling the house and beat his mom a lot.
01:26:07.000 Oh, man.
01:26:09.000 So...
01:26:11.000 A lot of Marvin's sexual deviancy later on, they think, probably stemmed from some of that.
01:26:15.000 But, I mean, he's just a really highly sensitive guy and a genius that, I don't know.
01:26:24.000 What kind of sexual deviancy was he involved in?
01:26:26.000 What?
01:26:27.000 I never heard that.
01:26:28.000 I don't want to air the guy's dirty laundry, but there's books about it.
01:26:31.000 He was doing S&M bondage.
01:26:32.000 I think he had a pretty substantial porn collection.
01:26:36.000 Oh, okay.
01:26:36.000 He liked to talk his 17-year-old girlfriends into orgies and threesomes and that kind of thing.
01:26:41.000 That was legal back then.
01:26:42.000 Yeah.
01:26:42.000 He was just living, bro.
01:26:45.000 He got on the yayo and it went from there.
01:26:48.000 But I think after the height of his fame...
01:26:51.000 And he was a best-selling wreck.
01:26:52.000 He was married to the daughter of the president of Motown.
01:26:57.000 Our sister, one or the other.
01:26:59.000 And she divorced him, basically, and took everything.
01:27:01.000 Like, the whole fortune.
01:27:02.000 And he ended up smoking crack in a bread truck in Hawaii.
01:27:05.000 No!
01:27:06.000 And this was after he's Marvin fucking gay.
01:27:08.000 You know what I mean?
01:27:09.000 No way.
01:27:09.000 Yeah.
01:27:10.000 And then, uh, just went down hill from there.
01:27:13.000 Nobody could get to him or help him out, so he had to move back in with his parents.
01:27:17.000 What?
01:27:18.000 As a grown-ass man and while he's Marvin fucking gay.
01:27:21.000 And then they think a lot of people say that's where the source of all the trauma and pain, him going back to that at that stage in his life is the worst thing that could have happened.
01:27:29.000 And being around his dad again.
01:27:30.000 Being around his dad.
01:27:31.000 Apparently he had an argument and he...
01:27:34.000 I told his dad, like, if he ever touched his mom again, he'd kill him.
01:27:38.000 And his dad said, well, if you ever lay a hand on me, I'll kill you.
01:27:41.000 And some people speculate that Marvin was just so done with all of it, the fame and everything that he knew by punching his father, it would get him...
01:27:52.000 Out of it.
01:27:53.000 Whoa.
01:27:54.000 His dad shot him twice upstairs in the bedroom.
01:27:56.000 Oh my god.
01:27:57.000 And then I think he laid there for about 20 minutes bleeding.
01:28:01.000 And then once the ambulance showed up, the paramedics couldn't come in the house as long as the dad was still in there with the gun.
01:28:07.000 So I think his sister-in-law or brother or somebody had come in and like find the gun that his father had hidden because he wasn't talking.
01:28:13.000 Oh my god.
01:28:13.000 And it took him.
01:28:14.000 So by the time they got him out of the house, Marvin died in the ambulance on the wheel of the hospital.
01:28:19.000 Oof.
01:28:23.000 That's heavy, man.
01:28:25.000 Fuck.
01:28:28.000 What a crazy story.
01:28:30.000 Really sad.
01:28:32.000 It is a terrible story.
01:28:36.000 It's...
01:28:37.000 You always...
01:28:38.000 When you hear about a guy...
01:28:40.000 That, like, has this, um...
01:28:44.000 It's almost like...
01:28:48.000 Overwhelming desire...
01:28:52.000 To express himself, you know?
01:28:54.000 Like when you have a song like What's Going On or if you have a song like Let's Get It On, you know?
01:29:01.000 Devastating.
01:29:02.000 Come on.
01:29:02.000 I mean, there's some intense memory, like his emotional connection to what he's doing.
01:29:10.000 It's just so off the charts.
01:29:12.000 And a lot of times that's almost like energized by dark moments in your life.
01:29:19.000 Oh, yeah.
01:29:20.000 Dark memories...
01:29:23.000 It overwhelms those, even the positive things.
01:29:27.000 You show me a happy, well-adjusted artist and I'll show you some boring fucking art, bro.
01:29:35.000 Yeah, let's get it on.
01:29:37.000 Let's get it on.
01:29:39.000 If you got a girl that likes, let's get it on.
01:29:42.000 You got a good one.
01:29:44.000 I think she was 17 when he wrote that album for her.
01:29:47.000 Really?
01:29:47.000 It was all about his little young mistress.
01:29:48.000 Ooh, Jesus, that's dark.
01:29:50.000 Telling her how much he wanted to do the deed.
01:29:53.000 Oof.
01:29:54.000 Full record.
01:29:56.000 Seventeen is so good.
01:29:57.000 There's a song called, You Really Love to Ball.
01:30:01.000 On the end of that album.
01:30:02.000 Really?
01:30:02.000 Yeah, and it's just like women moaning in orgasm.
01:30:05.000 Really?
01:30:06.000 That guy was fearless, man.
01:30:07.000 Who give a shit?
01:30:08.000 Well, he's just getting away with it, too.
01:30:10.000 At that time, he was probably selling so many records.
01:30:12.000 They're like, go ahead, Marvin.
01:30:13.000 Oh, yeah.
01:30:13.000 Millions and millions.
01:30:15.000 Didn't tour.
01:30:15.000 He never toured.
01:30:16.000 Really?
01:30:17.000 Yeah, hardly ever.
01:30:17.000 They couldn't drag him out on a stage.
01:30:19.000 No shit.
01:30:21.000 Really?
01:30:22.000 I think when Let's Get It On was blowing up, he was living in a cabin up on top of Topanga Canyon with his girlfriend and just hiding from the world doing blow.
01:30:33.000 Literally.
01:30:34.000 He played one concert that entire record cycle.
01:30:38.000 That's where everybody lived back then.
01:30:40.000 I saw Hendrix House was for sale a few years back.
01:30:43.000 It was a house that Hendrix bought, but he never moved into.
01:30:47.000 He bought it right before he died.
01:30:49.000 I'll take it.
01:30:51.000 Even if he didn't live there, I'm like, I'll still buy it.
01:30:55.000 I need to know.
01:30:56.000 Did he write something anywhere?
01:30:59.000 Was it in paper?
01:31:00.000 Did he walk in?
01:31:01.000 If he was there, he probably wrote something.
01:31:03.000 He must have bought it, so he had to look at it.
01:31:05.000 So if he looked at it, he was in there.
01:31:07.000 So he walked around.
01:31:08.000 I'll take it.
01:31:09.000 He probably boned the realtor.
01:31:12.000 I'll take it.
01:31:14.000 Well, there was a house that was for sale that was Wilt Chamberlain's house that had the whole deal.
01:31:18.000 It had a circular bed that spun around.
01:31:20.000 It was like the ultimate fuck castle.
01:31:23.000 And, you know, it was Wilt Chamberlain on his way to banging 10,000 different women, allegedly, according to him.
01:31:29.000 And he had just this insane bachelor pad that was just...
01:31:33.000 How did he get anything else done?
01:31:35.000 Look at it.
01:31:35.000 Look at it.
01:31:36.000 That's his house.
01:31:37.000 Look at that bed.
01:31:38.000 That's the bed.
01:31:39.000 Dude, that looks like the...
01:31:40.000 On Enter the Dragon.
01:31:42.000 Mr. Han's fucking palace or something.
01:31:44.000 Ah!
01:31:46.000 What's going on there, bro?
01:31:47.000 That's the 10th level of fuck.
01:31:48.000 Yeah, I'd be walking around in there trying to find myself in the mirrors.
01:31:52.000 Look at that shit.
01:31:53.000 A few years back, that house was for sale.
01:31:56.000 Is that the outside of it?
01:31:57.000 Yeah.
01:31:57.000 Wow.
01:31:58.000 How dope.
01:31:59.000 A few years back, the house was for sale.
01:32:01.000 It's an epic, epic house.
01:32:03.000 He's like, I'll fuck my dog, too.
01:32:05.000 I'm not afraid.
01:32:06.000 But they had a really hard time selling it because it was worth a lot of money.
01:32:10.000 Look at that place, man.
01:32:11.000 It was worth a lot of money, and it wasn't the kind of house that a normal person could live in.
01:32:15.000 It had like one bedroom.
01:32:16.000 Wilt Chamberlain's bungalow.
01:32:18.000 Did you see that?
01:32:19.000 No.
01:32:20.000 Look at that pool table.
01:32:21.000 It's like where his knees are.
01:32:25.000 It's hilarious.
01:32:26.000 I wonder if that house ever sold.
01:32:28.000 It might be one of those things that you just keep selling and buying, but it's really funky, like, modern for the 1980s looking.
01:32:36.000 It's a dope crib, man.
01:32:37.000 Oh, yeah, man.
01:32:38.000 Look at that place.
01:32:38.000 It's all angular and shit, like a transformer.
01:32:42.000 Two and a half acres.
01:32:44.000 Like, you're expected to go...
01:32:47.000 What's something like that sell for now here?
01:32:49.000 Even if it wasn't Wilt Chamberlain's house, what's something like that?
01:32:51.000 That's a $10 million house.
01:32:53.000 Depending on where it is.
01:32:54.000 If that's in the Hollywood Hills, that fucking crazy palace with the way his pool is, like look at it.
01:33:00.000 I mean, that's a piece of art.
01:33:02.000 That's not just a house.
01:33:03.000 You'd have to have the right buyer.
01:33:05.000 What am I, a real estate guy?
01:33:06.000 Look at them, flipping houses all of a sudden?
01:33:08.000 What the fuck do I know?
01:33:09.000 I don't even know how much toothpaste costs.
01:33:13.000 I'm telling you how much this house is.
01:33:14.000 I like to say 10 million though.
01:33:16.000 It's a good number.
01:33:17.000 Want to say it's a dope house?
01:33:19.000 No less than 10 million.
01:33:22.000 In 2007, it was 10.5 million.
01:33:25.000 See?
01:33:25.000 Bitch, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
01:33:28.000 Come on, man.
01:33:29.000 10.5 is negotiating.
01:33:32.000 That's the wiggle room.
01:33:33.000 It's down from 11.5.
01:33:34.000 So it's sold?
01:33:35.000 This was like eight years ago.
01:33:37.000 That's how much it was for sale?
01:33:39.000 Uh-huh.
01:33:39.000 It was listed at 11.5.
01:33:41.000 Oh.
01:33:41.000 And then it was down to 10.5, so it might still be available.
01:33:45.000 Nah, I bet.
01:33:46.000 Well, I bet a house like that, people buy it and they go, what the fuck are we doing here?
01:33:49.000 Let's make some money.
01:33:50.000 It's in Bel Air.
01:33:51.000 And then they sell that thing.
01:33:52.000 Oh, Bel Air.
01:33:53.000 Yeah, that's an expensive neighborhood.
01:33:55.000 Dope views.
01:33:56.000 Must be good to be Will Chamberlain back with no internet, no Twitter, no Facebook.
01:34:01.000 Just all dick.
01:34:02.000 Yeah, those guys really just, I mean, free-for-all.
01:34:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:34:06.000 Come on, man.
01:34:07.000 It's chaos.
01:34:07.000 The president, President Kennedy was on a free-for-all.
01:34:10.000 I mean, imagine that.
01:34:13.000 The president just going buckwheat.
01:34:14.000 What's amazing is that everyone in the news, like all the reporters, they all knew it.
01:34:20.000 Yeah, they didn't talk about it.
01:34:22.000 There was no stories written about it.
01:34:24.000 I wonder what that shift was.
01:34:27.000 The shift was in America where they decided that they were just going to talk about everything.
01:34:32.000 Like, what caused the shift?
01:34:33.000 Once they knew it sold.
01:34:34.000 Yeah, I guess so, right?
01:34:35.000 Once they figure out that's all people want is gossip.
01:34:38.000 What do you think it was?
01:34:39.000 Like, once there was too many different distribution methods?
01:34:42.000 It seems like that's what it is, right?
01:34:44.000 Like, if you only have, like, a couple of different newspapers and a couple of different television shows, it can all be kind of controlled.
01:34:50.000 I mean, monopolize, yeah.
01:34:52.000 Yeah, and you also put pressure on the reporters probably to not reveal that stuff.
01:34:56.000 Wiki leaks and that kind of shit.
01:34:57.000 I mean, it's, you know...
01:34:58.000 There was something on the radio in the car when I was coming here about...
01:35:01.000 There was a big document released today.
01:35:03.000 Panama leak?
01:35:03.000 Yeah.
01:35:03.000 Yeah.
01:35:04.000 I haven't gotten into it.
01:35:05.000 I just heard the Cliff Notes, but it sounds pretty heavy.
01:35:08.000 It's supposed to be the biggest leak of documents ever.
01:35:10.000 Millions of pages?
01:35:12.000 Yeah.
01:35:12.000 And apparently it just shows all this crazy collusion between world leaders and...
01:35:17.000 Financial institutions.
01:35:18.000 I used to obsess about that shit and I wanted to know, you know, like, man, but now at this stage in my life, I mean, I just go ahead and assume that it's all fucking crooked.
01:35:31.000 It is definitely all crooked, but you know what I think, man?
01:35:34.000 I don't even think, I mean, I think everybody's got to pay attention to it, obviously.
01:35:38.000 I mean, we're all paying attention to it, but...
01:35:40.000 I don't think it's sustainable.
01:35:41.000 I don't think you could do it anymore.
01:35:42.000 I think these leaks are going to come more and more frequently, and they're going to be more and more accessible and more and more easy to get.
01:35:49.000 I just don't think you're going to be able to fuck people like that anymore.
01:35:52.000 I just don't think you could do it.
01:35:54.000 Even the government?
01:35:55.000 I don't think they could do it anymore.
01:35:56.000 I think what they're doing now, even right now, they're like clinging, just hanging on to this thing while it's shaking apart around them.
01:36:04.000 The Apple fiasco and all that?
01:36:06.000 They're not supposed to be in control of us, man.
01:36:08.000 That's the bottom line.
01:36:09.000 You're not supposed to be in control of Jamie.
01:36:11.000 Jamie's not supposed to be in control of me.
01:36:12.000 And the government's not supposed to be in control of you.
01:36:14.000 There's supposed to be some operating principles that we all commune under.
01:36:18.000 And our community should be established in a way that benefits us, not the big banks, not the politicians, not fucking Hillary Clinton giving $250,000 speeches to a bunch of Wall Street people.
01:36:30.000 That's all nonsense.
01:36:31.000 And that's some old shit that we just assume we have to stay with because it's been this way from the jump.
01:36:37.000 It's been this way since we were kids.
01:36:39.000 Well, my parents grew up with it and this is the system.
01:36:42.000 Bullshit.
01:36:42.000 They're staying with this system, not because it's the best, but because they figure out the best way to extract money from it.
01:36:49.000 You're not going to be able to do it.
01:36:51.000 It's not going to happen.
01:36:52.000 Once President Trump gets in office...
01:36:54.000 Everyone's gonna realize what a fucking goddamn joke of a system we've put in place, and there'll be some real talk about having some kind of a radical reform.
01:37:04.000 Viva Vladimir Putin!
01:37:05.000 Like, what if they could just fire members of the Senate or the House of Representatives or Congress?
01:37:11.000 Probably a good idea.
01:37:11.000 You're fired, you know?
01:37:12.000 You can't just say, we're not gonna do our jobs.
01:37:15.000 Yeah.
01:37:16.000 You know?
01:37:17.000 Well, there's just too many people that you don't know that have any say whatsoever on how you live your life.
01:37:24.000 The idea that the Senate or that Congress or that the Supreme Court or any of these people could sit down and decide what you can and can't do with your body, what substances you can or can't put into them, what shouldn't and shouldn't be illegal.
01:37:40.000 You shouldn't be able to decide that.
01:37:42.000 That Nixon thing the other day was pretty interesting about where they were just like, yeah, this shit doesn't do anything.
01:37:47.000 We just, you know...
01:37:48.000 Yeah.
01:37:49.000 Well, tell people what it was.
01:37:50.000 There was a former aide, I think.
01:37:53.000 Was that right?
01:37:54.000 Somebody basically came out and said that the war on drugs was propagated to suppress minorities and...
01:38:02.000 Anti-war movement.
01:38:03.000 Anti-war movement.
01:38:04.000 And they knew that there was no threat there and that it wasn't doing anything harmful to people.
01:38:09.000 And basically they're on tape talking about it and laughing.
01:38:12.000 Unbelievable.
01:38:13.000 Somebody on Late Night the other night, when it came out, they said it perfectly.
01:38:16.000 Even from the grave, that guy manages to cultivate more fucking hatred.
01:38:20.000 He was so crazy.
01:38:22.000 Dude, what an evil bastard.
01:38:24.000 Here it goes.
01:38:24.000 Last week, a quote from Richard Nixon's former chief domestic advisor, John Erichman?
01:38:30.000 Eh, E-H-R-I... C.H. Erichmann surfaced, confirming a disgusting truth that's been very well known by black folks for several decades.
01:38:41.000 The war on drugs had nothing to do with eradicating a drug epidemic.
01:38:44.000 Instead, it was a ploy to hide for the intentional targeting and decimating of the black community.
01:38:52.000 Well, as well as- This next paragraph is the real thing.
01:38:55.000 Yeah.
01:38:55.000 This is Erichmann's words.
01:38:56.000 He said, the Nixon campaign in 1968 and the Nixon White House after that Had two enemies, the anti-war left and black people.
01:39:03.000 You understand what I'm saying?
01:39:05.000 We knew that we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and the blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities.
01:39:15.000 Wow.
01:39:16.000 We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news.
01:39:23.000 Holy fucking shit.
01:39:24.000 Did we know we were lying about drugs?
01:39:27.000 Of course we did.
01:39:28.000 Whoa.
01:39:30.000 Damn!
01:39:31.000 That's dark.
01:39:33.000 That guy's only concentrating on black people, though.
01:39:35.000 Did you go to an all-black site?
01:39:37.000 That guy just wants to talk about the black part.
01:39:40.000 He's got a big, smiling black face.
01:39:43.000 The whole thing's disgusting.
01:39:44.000 It's disgusting that we live under the echoes of all these morons that were running the country back then.
01:39:49.000 All these creeps that could get away with shit.
01:39:51.000 Just like Wilt Chamberlain's up there banging up a storm and Marvin Gaye's coked up in Topanga Canyon with a 17-year-old.
01:39:57.000 You can get away with anything back then.
01:39:59.000 Apparently you still can't.
01:40:01.000 R. Kelly.
01:40:02.000 Holla.
01:40:03.000 R. Kelly allegedly.
01:40:06.000 But that's, you know.
01:40:07.000 If you're Dick Cheney, you could just shoot people in the fucking face, man.
01:40:11.000 Literally.
01:40:12.000 Yeah, literally.
01:40:13.000 Well, do you know what he was doing?
01:40:15.000 It's a canned hunt.
01:40:17.000 Those are weird, man.
01:40:18.000 Do you know what that is?
01:40:19.000 That's where they go out and you're basically guaranteed a trophy.
01:40:23.000 No, man.
01:40:24.000 They're bird hunting.
01:40:25.000 So what happens is they go out and they open up these fucking boxes of birds and the birds fly out and they shoot them.
01:40:33.000 And he still shot somebody in the face?
01:40:35.000 He still shot somebody in the face!
01:40:36.000 And he didn't talk about it.
01:40:37.000 He wouldn't talk to anybody for like 16 hours afterwards.
01:40:40.000 He was probably hammered.
01:40:42.000 He was hammered.
01:40:43.000 Oh, man.
01:40:44.000 Most likely he was hammered.
01:40:46.000 Allegedly.
01:40:47.000 Allegedly.
01:40:49.000 Can he still sue even though he doesn't have a heart?
01:40:51.000 He has like an artificial heart.
01:40:52.000 Is he still allowed to sue?
01:40:54.000 But he shot his friend in the face and his friend apologized.
01:40:57.000 That's how fucking gangster Dick Cheney is.
01:41:01.000 Wow.
01:41:02.000 His friend was like 60. Walked it off.
01:41:04.000 I'm really sorry.
01:41:05.000 I walked in front of your bullets, bro.
01:41:06.000 Yeah.
01:41:07.000 They were probably lit out of their fucking mind.
01:41:11.000 And you want to talk about PTSD? Do you imagine the demons inside the brain of Dick Cheney?
01:41:18.000 Just knowing what he knows, could you imagine?
01:41:23.000 I mean, if that guy has an ounce of self-realization, an ounce of objectivity, of introspective thought, where he really thinks about it, did I do the right thing?
01:41:33.000 Do you think that weapons of mass destruction, do you think that was cool?
01:41:40.000 Was that okay?
01:41:41.000 There's only a few hundred thousand innocent.
01:41:43.000 A million people died, but it was probably for the best historically.
01:41:46.000 I mean, they were going to die anyway.
01:41:47.000 It's not like there are a million immortals, right?
01:41:50.000 I mean, what...
01:41:52.000 Do you ask him, do I think?
01:41:53.000 No, I'm just thinking.
01:41:54.000 Former Vice President Dick Cheney seeks daily affirmation.
01:41:58.000 Well, he's a biblical character in that right after he had done all these things, right, he clearly pulled the strings to get us into Iraq and there's clearly financial motives.
01:42:11.000 I mean, he was the goddamn CEO of the company that got no bid, billion dollar contracts to rebuild.
01:42:17.000 For Palpatine, man.
01:42:18.000 He's a damn Sith Lord.
01:42:19.000 Bush, like him or hate him, he thought he was doing the right thing, you know, like the guy believed.
01:42:24.000 Well, this is the thing, the undeniable biblical thing about him.
01:42:27.000 So, the guy has a ton of heart attacks, right?
01:42:30.000 Yeah.
01:42:30.000 They replaced his fucking heart.
01:42:32.000 They replaced his valves with some machine.
01:42:36.000 And this machine constantly pumped blood to the point where he didn't have a pulse.
01:42:41.000 It was a constant flow.
01:42:44.000 So if you put your finger on Dick Cheney while he had this artificial heart in place, he wouldn't have a pulse.
01:42:51.000 Start with Vader.
01:42:53.000 He's Darth Vader.
01:42:54.000 He's fucking Darth Vader.
01:42:55.000 Darth Vader with the helmet.
01:42:55.000 He's like the old man of the era in Prometheus that was pretending to be dead and shit.
01:43:00.000 Make sure that's true.
01:43:02.000 I'm pretty sure I'm correct about that, Jamie.
01:43:05.000 Pull that up about Dick Cheney's heart being artificial and not having a pulse.
01:43:10.000 Okay, yeah.
01:43:10.000 I was just reading about the actual event and how it happened and he shot him in the face and they blamed the guy, Whittington is his name, for walking in front of him.
01:43:22.000 I'm a fucking idiot.
01:43:23.000 Listen, man, you don't point your gun where people are.
01:43:26.000 The guy didn't walk in front of you.
01:43:27.000 That's crazy.
01:43:29.000 As a person who fires guns, you don't ever point your gun anywhere near a person.
01:43:33.000 If a person walks in front, you pull your gun away from where that person is.
01:43:37.000 You have to be aware of your left and your right at all times.
01:43:41.000 You don't stand in front of somebody.
01:43:43.000 The guy didn't just...
01:43:45.000 It's not that guy's fault.
01:43:46.000 Bionic Dick Cheney technically has no pulse.
01:43:49.000 Here it goes.
01:44:10.000 And this was in 2010. And that dude's still kicking.
01:44:16.000 That's amazing, man.
01:44:18.000 I used to do this bit about Dick Cheney where he had one extra Secret Service agent.
01:44:22.000 Like, every other guy had five, but he had six.
01:44:25.000 And this one, they put him on this all-vegetarian diet, and they had the dude jogging every day.
01:44:30.000 He's like, why the fuck do I have to jog?
01:44:31.000 And there was always a guy behind them with a giant cooler filled with ice.
01:44:35.000 And the moment Dick Cheney has a heart attack, they were going to take that dude out, cut his chest open, shove his heart inside of Dick Cheney.
01:44:42.000 He's a dark guy, man.
01:44:51.000 He was the CEO of the company that profited the most from them blowing shit up in Iraq.
01:44:59.000 Bro, uh...
01:45:02.000 Around the time that I was in the Navy, they re-implemented this anthrax vaccination policy.
01:45:09.000 I think they'd done it in the first Gulf War, too, and a lot of people think it's directly what's responsible for the Gulf War syndrome and all those guys dealing with chronic muscle spasms and fatigue.
01:45:20.000 Really?
01:45:21.000 So, yeah, but it came down the pipeline again.
01:45:24.000 They were going to make it a mandatory thing for everybody.
01:45:28.000 And then, I think in 98...
01:45:31.000 They recalled it, I can't remember, 98 or 99, but the Times and all these people had already kind of dug in and figured out that there was only one lab in the entire world authorized and regulated to manufacture the vaccine.
01:45:44.000 I think their lab was Bioport up in Michigan.
01:45:52.000 Yeah.
01:46:07.000 You know, to start pumping people with shit that they have no idea.
01:46:11.000 And they actually got, the lab got shut down while they're manufacturing all this stuff.
01:46:16.000 Oh my god.
01:46:17.000 Who knows how many hundreds of thousands of people had to put that shit in their body, you know.
01:46:22.000 And they will fucking experiment on soldiers.
01:46:24.000 They have done it in the past.
01:46:25.000 The precedent has been set a long time ago.
01:46:28.000 Oh yeah.
01:46:29.000 Oh yeah.
01:46:30.000 Oh yeah.
01:46:30.000 Oh yeah.
01:46:31.000 I remember boot camp, you go down this cattle line, and there's like six people, and you just keep going through, and you go through, and it's like, all these shots, guns.
01:46:42.000 I have no idea to this day what a lot of it even was, man.
01:46:45.000 Really?
01:46:45.000 I got stationed overseas, so we had to take a bunch of typhoid, but there's a whole lot of shit.
01:46:49.000 They don't even tell you what they're putting in you, you know?
01:46:51.000 They don't have to tell you.
01:46:52.000 For a week, you can't lift your arms up.
01:46:54.000 You know what I mean?
01:46:55.000 It's just like...
01:46:56.000 What the fuck is that?
01:46:57.000 They don't have to tell you.
01:46:58.000 They don't have to tell you.
01:47:00.000 That's crazy.
01:47:02.000 That they can just shoot vaccinations in you and they don't have to tell you what they're doing.
01:47:08.000 And if you refuse to take them, they put you in prison.
01:47:11.000 Really?
01:47:11.000 Yeah.
01:47:12.000 Or the brig, you know.
01:47:14.000 How long did they put you in for?
01:47:16.000 Until you give in?
01:47:17.000 No, I knew guys, I think it was like 90 days restriction.
01:47:20.000 That's it?
01:47:20.000 Yeah.
01:47:21.000 And then they don't have to shoot you when you get out?
01:47:24.000 No, no.
01:47:24.000 No, it's not like that.
01:47:25.000 It's just one of those, but I mean, it was obviously about making money.
01:47:28.000 Fuck.
01:47:28.000 Fuck.
01:47:29.000 Let's say you get hit with weaponized anthrax.
01:47:33.000 Even if you've been vaccinated, it's a spore.
01:47:37.000 It's a virus.
01:47:38.000 It's going to mutate as soon as it hits the air.
01:47:41.000 I guess the argument or the reasoning was that it might make you live 30 or 40 extra seconds longer so you can hit the button and launch some more missiles at them.
01:47:49.000 I don't know what the reasoning behind it was.
01:47:52.000 It was a big deal.
01:47:54.000 I remember when that story came out.
01:47:56.000 They found out that the Admiral owned the company.
01:47:59.000 You know what I mean?
01:47:59.000 It's like, wait a minute, what?
01:48:01.000 That's so crazy.
01:48:02.000 Is this legal?
01:48:02.000 That's so crazy.
01:48:04.000 I wonder if he took the shot.
01:48:06.000 I doubt it.
01:48:07.000 Well, I'd heard that Gulf War Syndrome was connected to depleted uranium.
01:48:14.000 Maybe it was several different factors.
01:48:17.000 Who knows, man.
01:48:17.000 Yeah.
01:48:19.000 Many different factors because they know that they definitely used depleted uranium in shells as anti-tank weapons.
01:48:25.000 That's been proven and that was something that they were never supposed to use.
01:48:29.000 And the half-life on that shit is something like 100,000 years or something nutty.
01:48:33.000 So there's these places in Iraq to this day that are just fucksville from these...
01:48:39.000 These depleted uranium shells slamming into tanks, and then soldiers would take pieces from those tanks as memories.
01:48:46.000 They'd take them home as souvenirs.
01:48:48.000 And so you're carrying something that's highly radioactive.
01:48:53.000 Like, those depleted uranium shells, it's like literally nuclear waste.
01:48:57.000 Right.
01:48:58.000 And they use that as a shell, and it just goes through everything.
01:49:04.000 I mean, you're harnessing the power of the sun to blow a hole through a jeep, and then these poor fuckers, you know, they stumble upon this jeep, and nobody had told them shit.
01:49:14.000 And they're, hey man, let's take this license plate home.
01:49:18.000 You shouldn't even be anywhere near that.
01:49:20.000 You shouldn't even be a mile away from that fucking Jeep.
01:49:23.000 Meanwhile, they're hanging around that goddamn thing.
01:49:26.000 Who knows, man.
01:49:27.000 My grandfather was in the South Pacific during World War II, and even as an older man, he must have gotten something in his blood over there, because it would be the middle of July, and he'd be sitting in the house with long johns and corduroy pants and a flannel shirt on talking about,
01:49:42.000 I'm cold!
01:49:43.000 Jesus.
01:49:45.000 So, I mean, there must have been some kind of nerve gas or...
01:49:48.000 Well, maybe even just tropical diseases.
01:49:51.000 I talked to this guy.
01:49:54.000 He's an expert infectious diseases.
01:49:58.000 His name is Peter Hotez.
01:50:00.000 He's a professor, I think, at the University of Houston.
01:50:05.000 But he specializes in diseases that people get in tropical climates.
01:50:11.000 And he told me that when you look at a tropical environment, 100% of those people are infected with some sort of parasite.
01:50:20.000 100%.
01:50:21.000 Just built up resistance to it.
01:50:24.000 Or not.
01:50:25.000 Or they're affected by it.
01:50:27.000 We were talking about all sorts of different moisture-borne bacterial diseases that people get from dirty water and stuff that you just get from bugs and you get from the air.
01:50:39.000 It's a jungle, man.
01:50:40.000 You're basically living in a Petri dish.
01:50:42.000 Yep.
01:50:42.000 New shit's coming to life every day.
01:50:45.000 Yeah.
01:50:47.000 I mean, if you think about the jungle, right?
01:50:49.000 If you go there and you see all that vegetation, right?
01:50:51.000 Everywhere around you is just life and crickets and bugs and snakes and spiders and cats and fucking sloths and eagles and monkeys and shit.
01:51:01.000 Whoa!
01:51:02.000 Like, there's so much life there that it's at a macro level, too.
01:51:06.000 It's at a micro level.
01:51:08.000 Like, there's life that you're not going to see.
01:51:09.000 It's going to get into your body.
01:51:11.000 Crawling up your asshole right now while you're swimming or, you know...
01:51:15.000 It becomes a part of you.
01:51:16.000 Yeah.
01:51:17.000 Like, they have these parasites that become a part of you.
01:51:21.000 A buddy of mine got trichinosis.
01:51:23.000 Oh, dude.
01:51:24.000 Yeah.
01:51:25.000 Jesus.
01:51:25.000 He got trichinosis from eating bear meat that wasn't cooked that well.
01:51:29.000 Actually, he was on the show.
01:51:30.000 His name's Steve Rinelli.
01:51:31.000 He's a host of this show called Meat Eater.
01:51:33.000 And he was on the show with a bunch of other crew members.
01:51:35.000 They all ate this bear.
01:51:37.000 And they didn't cook it well.
01:51:38.000 They didn't cook it well enough.
01:51:39.000 And they were joking about getting trichinosis at the time.
01:51:42.000 So they all got trichinosis.
01:51:43.000 So they have these little tiny worms, these larvae, that are in their body forever.
01:51:48.000 Growing?
01:51:49.000 Well, they don't grow.
01:51:50.000 Oh, okay.
01:51:50.000 They just stay dormant in your body until someone comes along.
01:51:53.000 Say, if you ate Steve Rinella and you didn't cook him to 160 degrees, you would get trichinosis from him.
01:51:59.000 Like, it's in him.
01:52:00.000 Forever.
01:52:01.000 Yeah, just part of the deal.
01:52:05.000 And he said he was like really deathly sick for like seven days.
01:52:08.000 Felt like shit.
01:52:09.000 Like he had the flu.
01:52:10.000 And pain all the time.
01:52:11.000 He was aching in pain.
01:52:12.000 And then it went away.
01:52:13.000 And then you just deal with the fact that now you have trichinosis.
01:52:17.000 But, like, in these tropical environments, there's tons of people that have all sorts of crazy parasites in their body.
01:52:25.000 I mean, dysentery or malaria, any damn thing.
01:52:28.000 Yeah.
01:52:28.000 And some parasites, they're just starting to now understand.
01:52:31.000 There's parasites that affect behavior.
01:52:33.000 Like, there's some shit called toxoplasmosis.
01:52:35.000 Have you heard of that one?
01:52:36.000 The cat parasite?
01:52:38.000 Endoplasmosis.
01:52:38.000 You can fucking die from smelling bird shit, man.
01:52:41.000 Yes!
01:52:42.000 Dude, one of the creepiest stories I've ever heard was these guys in Africa.
01:52:45.000 They were standing in front of a cave.
01:52:47.000 I think it was Africa.
01:52:49.000 And they were standing in front of a cave.
01:52:50.000 And they were scientists.
01:52:51.000 And they wanted to photograph these bats flying out of the cave when they would go out at night.
01:52:57.000 Because, you know, the bats leave caves en masse.
01:53:00.000 And there was millions of bats, literally millions of bats in this cave.
01:53:04.000 And so they parked out in front of this cave.
01:53:06.000 Millions of piles of batshit too.
01:53:08.000 Exactly.
01:53:08.000 They got shit on.
01:53:09.000 That's what they didn't anticipate.
01:53:11.000 While they're flying out of the cave, they just got shit all over.
01:53:13.000 They got shit on and they got deathly ill and they were dead within weeks.
01:53:17.000 Both guys died.
01:53:18.000 Oh yeah, I saw a thing on TV about that.
01:53:20.000 Yeah, they died from hemorrhagic viruses, which means they start bleeding out of their fucking eyeballs.
01:53:27.000 That's what you get for going and looking in bat caves, man.
01:53:30.000 Well, bring that raincoat, son.
01:53:32.000 Some goggles.
01:53:34.000 Yeah, man.
01:53:34.000 You gotta...
01:53:35.000 Don't eat it.
01:53:36.000 Definitely don't eat it.
01:53:37.000 But it gets in your skin.
01:53:38.000 Like, you can't have that shit on your skin.
01:53:40.000 Like, you can get sick just from it contacting your face.
01:53:43.000 A bat...
01:53:44.000 Dirty bat shit shits on your face?
01:53:47.000 You could probably die.
01:53:49.000 I'd want to.
01:53:50.000 Yeah.
01:53:54.000 Oh, man.
01:53:55.000 There's so many parts of the world where there's so much life and that life is so much more dangerous.
01:54:00.000 We're just so used to life being like, oh, look at the squirrel.
01:54:03.000 I love wildlife.
01:54:05.000 Look at that bird.
01:54:06.000 So cute.
01:54:07.000 Look at that.
01:54:08.000 Yeah, you always hear about these people like talking about going down to Ecuador and Peru to do ayahuasca.
01:54:14.000 I'm like, fuck that.
01:54:14.000 I don't want to go out there in that damn jungle with all those bugs and caterpillars and shit.
01:54:19.000 Snakes crawling up my leg.
01:54:21.000 They say that's part of the experience is going to the jungle, but yeah, you can do that in Malibu.
01:54:25.000 You can do it in Malibu.
01:54:27.000 I'm good, man.
01:54:27.000 You can just sit down in the house.
01:54:30.000 I'll do the cliff notes.
01:54:33.000 The cliff notes is DMT. Man, I think going to the jungle would probably be pretty badass, but you have to have a thermostat with you.
01:54:45.000 Yeah, you have to have people that are awake with spotlights and guns.
01:54:50.000 Yeah.
01:54:51.000 You don't want to be that one dude that goes to South America and gets jacked by a leopard.
01:54:54.000 I'll just sleep in this tree.
01:54:56.000 Jaguar.
01:54:57.000 Jaguar.
01:54:58.000 Jaguar South America, right?
01:54:59.000 Leopards Africa?
01:55:00.000 Asia?
01:55:01.000 That sounds right.
01:55:02.000 Yeah, man.
01:55:03.000 This has been a National Geographic podcast, man.
01:55:07.000 They oftentimes are.
01:55:08.000 You know a guy named Steve Mears?
01:55:10.000 Mears?
01:55:10.000 How do you spell his last name?
01:55:11.000 He's a British guy.
01:55:12.000 He's like a naturalist.
01:55:14.000 He's probably a master survivalist, but...
01:55:18.000 I think it's Mears.
01:55:19.000 Look it up.
01:55:20.000 Steve Mears, man.
01:55:21.000 You should try to get him on the show sometime.
01:55:22.000 I used to sit and just watch hours of YouTube videos.
01:55:26.000 You can just tell he's just a beautiful human being, but he knows all about...
01:55:30.000 It's like Bear Grylls and Mr. Rogers.
01:55:35.000 You know what I mean?
01:55:37.000 Combined together?
01:55:38.000 But a little more legit on the knowledge side.
01:55:41.000 Really?
01:55:41.000 Than Bear Grylls?
01:55:41.000 Yeah.
01:55:42.000 Bear Grylls was legit, but Bear Grylls got compromised by Hollywood.
01:55:46.000 Do you know why Bear Grylls got that show?
01:55:49.000 I have no idea.
01:55:50.000 I'll give you some information.
01:55:51.000 Drinking his piss?
01:55:51.000 Nope.
01:55:52.000 Les Stroud, survivor man, did not want to fake anything.
01:55:56.000 Les Stroud did all his own shit.
01:55:58.000 He went by himself.
01:55:59.000 He put himself in dangerous situations.
01:56:01.000 He lost tons of weight on camera.
01:56:03.000 He was literally starving to death.
01:56:05.000 He documented the entire thing.
01:56:07.000 By himself.
01:56:08.000 100% by himself.
01:56:09.000 Encounters with wild animals, like really dangerous situations, almost starving to death, almost freezing to death, having to make fire on your own, and going there with a very limited amount of things to keep.
01:56:20.000 Like he would go there with like a pocket knife, he would allow himself some string that he could go fishing with, go.
01:56:24.000 And he would stay for seven days and have a drop-off point.
01:56:27.000 Where they would drop him off, then a pickup point.
01:56:29.000 And if he didn't go to the pickup point, then they'd have to go looking for him.
01:56:32.000 But they wanted to fake stuff.
01:56:34.000 And Bear Grylls filled that gap.
01:56:37.000 Because Les wouldn't fake anything.
01:56:39.000 He's like, no, we're not bringing a camera crew, because then it's not me by myself.
01:56:42.000 You lose all of what makes the show special.
01:56:45.000 So what he did is just a bunch of things that they set up.
01:56:50.000 If I found this sheep, I could take it and make a coat.
01:56:54.000 You know, like, they put the sheep there.
01:56:55.000 They killed the sheep.
01:56:56.000 They did it for them.
01:56:58.000 Better drink my piss.
01:56:59.000 Like, he'd be, like, doing all these stunts, like, jumping from tree to tree.
01:57:02.000 Yeah, unnecessary risks.
01:57:03.000 Look at him, hanging out with hippos.
01:57:04.000 Is it this guy?
01:57:05.000 No.
01:57:06.000 His name's Steve Blackshaw.
01:57:08.000 I can't find a Steve...
01:57:09.000 What was his last name?
01:57:11.000 Ray Mears.
01:57:12.000 Ray Mears.
01:57:14.000 This guy's hanging out with hippos.
01:57:16.000 That guy's insane.
01:57:18.000 Ray Mears.
01:57:19.000 Gangster.
01:57:20.000 There's a show called Carter's War, and it's this show about this guy who is an anti-poaching guy.
01:57:29.000 He's an official in Africa, and he tries to prevent them from poaching all these animals.
01:57:35.000 A lot of it is for the Asian market for rhino horn and a bunch of these different animals that they want ivory from.
01:57:44.000 Rhino horn's a big one, though.
01:57:45.000 They keep finding these rhinos.
01:57:48.000 Yeah.
01:58:06.000 And then you realize, like, of course they're gonna do that.
01:58:08.000 Like, if they can shoot that rhino and make $50,000 from its magic horn, you know, or whatever the fuck they make, they probably make 50 bucks, you know?
01:58:16.000 But if they can make that, and it's between them starving and not starving, like, that's literally what you're looking at.
01:58:23.000 Yep.
01:58:25.000 Everything's subjective.
01:58:27.000 Is this the gentleman?
01:58:27.000 That's him.
01:58:28.000 This show's called Bushcraft.
01:58:30.000 Bushcraft.
01:58:30.000 He's hanging out with a wolf.
01:58:31.000 Look at this motherfucker.
01:58:32.000 He knows the wolves.
01:58:34.000 He's like the most unassuming guy ever, but he's so badass, dude.
01:58:38.000 It's called Bushcraft?
01:58:40.000 Bushcraft, yeah.
01:58:40.000 Is it an English show or an Australian show?
01:58:42.000 It's English.
01:58:42.000 Yeah, on the BBC, I believe.
01:58:44.000 Oh, man.
01:58:46.000 Yeah.
01:58:48.000 Dude will just walk out in the woods with nothing but a damn metal pot.
01:58:51.000 Oh, there he is.
01:58:52.000 What's he keeping there?
01:58:53.000 A fish?
01:58:56.000 Looks like some piece of meat or something they got.
01:58:59.000 Yeah, these guys that are into, like, surviving on their own, like, they take great pleasure with that.
01:59:05.000 They're always fascinating.
01:59:06.000 He's really more of a naturalist, too.
01:59:08.000 Like, fauna and natural vegetation and finding, foraging food on your own.
01:59:12.000 It's a lot more useful information than just, okay...
01:59:15.000 You got three days.
01:59:17.000 Drink your piss and don't get eaten by an alligator.
01:59:20.000 There we go.
01:59:21.000 It's like, no, man.
01:59:22.000 Well, Survivorman came up, Les came up with all that on his own.
01:59:25.000 It's his concept.
01:59:26.000 Because he was actually living in the forest with his pregnant wife.
01:59:32.000 The two of them there by themselves when he was a younger man.
01:59:36.000 Like, he did this on his own before he was famous.
01:59:39.000 Like, he's been doing this forever.
01:59:41.000 What's his background?
01:59:42.000 Where'd he learn it all?
01:59:43.000 I don't know, man.
01:59:44.000 That's a good question.
01:59:45.000 He told me.
01:59:45.000 I forgot.
01:59:47.000 I think he just learned.
01:59:49.000 No, I remember watching the show.
01:59:50.000 That dude is suffering.
01:59:51.000 Oh, yeah, man.
01:59:52.000 For those 30 minutes of viewing entertainment.
01:59:55.000 He's got this wacky thing he's doing now, though.
01:59:57.000 He's looking for Bigfoot.
01:59:58.000 He's got a Survivor Man.
02:00:00.000 Bigfoot is like the biggest thing since sliced bread.
02:00:02.000 Leavenworth, Washington.
02:00:03.000 That's where he is?
02:00:04.000 That's where he's at.
02:00:05.000 Do you see him?
02:00:06.000 Yeah, so we got a cup of coffee on South Road one day and this lady had a whole photo album full of pictures of Bigfoot in her backyard.
02:00:12.000 It looked like some bullshit.
02:00:15.000 Like her neighbor jacking off?
02:00:16.000 Yeah.
02:00:20.000 She's selling coffee though.
02:00:22.000 I talked to one lady when I was doing this sci-fi show when we did a whole episode on Bigfoot.
02:00:28.000 One lady that I really believe saw something.
02:00:30.000 I really believe she did.
02:00:32.000 But what I think she probably saw was a black bear.
02:00:35.000 Because black bears walk on their hind legs.
02:00:38.000 There's video of black bears walking like a hundred yards on their hind legs.
02:00:40.000 What makes you believe her?
02:00:42.000 She was very earnest in what she was talking about and was sensational in any way at all.
02:00:47.000 What she was telling me was pretty straightforward.
02:00:49.000 And I also believe her because there's black bears in that area.
02:00:54.000 It's incredibly densely wooded.
02:00:56.000 Like the area that she's talking about was the Pacific Northwest.
02:00:59.000 Oh yeah.
02:01:00.000 Yeah.
02:01:01.000 That's some wilderness, man.
02:01:02.000 I guess Mount Rainier.
02:01:03.000 Is that Mount Rainier that's right outside of Washington?
02:01:05.000 Right outside of Seattle?
02:01:07.000 It's gorgeous up there.
02:01:08.000 If that big hairy fucker is real, that's the only place he could possibly exist.
02:01:12.000 Because you could absolutely disappear in that forest, man.
02:01:15.000 That's some dense, dense wilderness.
02:01:19.000 And filled with food.
02:01:21.000 Filled with food.
02:01:22.000 Filled with wild game.
02:01:22.000 That's definitely not me saying I believe in Bigfoot.
02:01:25.000 Yeah.
02:01:26.000 All right.
02:01:27.000 You're 100% correct though.
02:01:29.000 If there was an animal like that, that would be the spot.
02:01:32.000 It also would be the spot because that's the spot where it would make sense geographically.
02:01:36.000 My feeling is, what I believe, I bet it used to be real.
02:01:41.000 Because at one point in time there was a thing called Gigantopithecus that lived in Asia.
02:01:45.000 It was as recently as 100,000 years ago.
02:01:48.000 Which is not that long.
02:01:49.000 And that was when the Bering Strait was connected.
02:01:52.000 So Asia and the United States, you could actually walk from Asia to the United States.
02:01:57.000 The land mass was in place and the Ice Age was all frozen over.
02:02:00.000 So during that time, it would have been entirely possible.
02:02:03.000 Because so many Native American cultures have names for that animal.
02:02:08.000 They have names for this man that lives in the forest.
02:02:12.000 Yeti, you know, house the same legend on the other side of the world about some crazy...
02:02:17.000 Well, and it was real.
02:02:18.000 Right.
02:02:19.000 And then also on top of that thing being real, they also know that there was those little hobbit people in the island of Flores.
02:02:26.000 And the theory about that thing is that it's either the most recent one, they think that it might have been as recently as 50,000 years ago, but I think they thought it was like 14,000 years ago until recently.
02:02:39.000 Look at this.
02:02:40.000 That's a bear, dude.
02:02:41.000 That is a bear.
02:02:42.000 Look at that.
02:02:43.000 That's a real, legit black bear.
02:02:46.000 So, imagine if you saw that.
02:02:48.000 Oh, yeah.
02:02:48.000 You'd say, well, for sure that's Bigfoot.
02:02:49.000 Especially that last little frame.
02:02:51.000 See, when bears hurt their paw, like if they get bitten in their paw and their paw gets infected, they can walk on their back legs.
02:02:58.000 And they can do it for hundreds of yards.
02:03:00.000 So, I think she saw that.
02:03:02.000 Just when you thought they couldn't get any scarier.
02:03:04.000 There's a bunch of videos of bears doing that.
02:03:06.000 It's not just that one bear.
02:03:08.000 So there's a lot of evidence that bears walk like that.
02:03:10.000 So this one lady that I talked to, I bet she saw a black bear that was walking on its hind legs.
02:03:16.000 That's what I bet.
02:03:16.000 It only makes sense.
02:03:18.000 You can't see anything in there anyway.
02:03:21.000 That's the thing about those woods.
02:03:22.000 You lived up there, right?
02:03:24.000 Yeah.
02:03:24.000 For a minute, yeah.
02:03:26.000 You can't see shit in those woods.
02:03:27.000 No.
02:03:28.000 We used to go up.
02:03:29.000 There's like a little weird Swiss mountain ski town called Leavenworth.
02:03:34.000 I don't know, a buddy of mine.
02:03:35.000 We drove up there on our way to Vancouver to go partying.
02:03:38.000 That was like farther east, I think.
02:03:40.000 But it was like, you know, in the middle of nothing, man.
02:03:42.000 Just trees.
02:03:43.000 Right.
02:03:44.000 You could just walk off into it and disappear.
02:03:47.000 Right.
02:03:48.000 Well, Les, when he was camping, he was doing an episode of Survivor Man, and he was up in Alaska.
02:03:55.000 And he says that he heard some noise outside of his tent, and he barely moved.
02:04:02.000 He didn't want to move.
02:04:03.000 He wanted to see if he could get to his camera and try to record this.
02:04:08.000 And he heard something that sounded like a primate.
02:04:11.000 Something like...
02:04:13.000 Made like some primate type noise.
02:04:16.000 And then when he went to open up his tent and look outside, the thing took off.
02:04:20.000 Took off running.
02:04:21.000 And he said it sounded like bipedal footprints.
02:04:24.000 Like a large, heavy, bipedal thing.
02:04:26.000 The problem is, I've heard bears make that kind of sound.
02:04:31.000 I've heard them personally.
02:04:32.000 Seen them with my eyes, fighting with each other.
02:04:35.000 They go...
02:04:35.000 They make almost like a gorilla sound.
02:04:40.000 And they're...
02:04:41.000 They're attacking each other, and they're like...
02:04:43.000 They were making this crazy noise.
02:04:46.000 It was a mother trying to keep a male bear away from her cubs.
02:04:50.000 And they fought.
02:04:52.000 They fought right in front of us.
02:04:53.000 Like, within a hundred yards, I watched them duke it out UFC style.
02:04:57.000 Where were you?
02:04:58.000 Alberta.
02:04:59.000 I was watching it go down.
02:05:00.000 Shit, man.
02:05:01.000 So, I've heard bears make like a monkey sound.
02:05:05.000 That makes much more practical sense to me than a 7 foot tall Chewbacca that no one's ever seemed to be able to play eyes or hands on.
02:05:17.000 We got drones now, man.
02:05:18.000 I wanted to believe so bad.
02:05:20.000 That's the one thing I want to believe in almost as much as aliens.
02:05:25.000 As UFO reports, aliens and UFOs are like the one-two punch for what you want to believe in.
02:05:33.000 Man?
02:05:35.000 Yeah.
02:05:36.000 Other than love.
02:05:37.000 Well, that too.
02:05:38.000 It's all about love, bro.
02:05:41.000 I don't know.
02:05:42.000 We don't want to go down that rabbit hole.
02:05:44.000 Yeah.
02:05:44.000 Black holes and infinite multiverses.
02:05:47.000 Well, I, without a doubt, think it's just definitely life out there.
02:05:51.000 Yeah, but, yeah.
02:05:52.000 I guess the question is, why would they fucking care?
02:05:55.000 Well...
02:05:56.000 Or maybe they do.
02:05:57.000 I mean, this is pretty interesting.
02:05:59.000 I'd watch it.
02:06:00.000 Oh, for sure.
02:06:01.000 I mean, come on, man.
02:06:01.000 We study turtles.
02:06:02.000 You know?
02:06:03.000 Dudes travel to the jungle to study a fucking butterfly.
02:06:06.000 Some heavy stuff going on on the back of a turtle, Joe Rogan.
02:06:09.000 That's true.
02:06:10.000 Not to demean turtles.
02:06:11.000 Look, if turtles were on the moon, oh my god, we'd be flying jets to visit them every day.
02:06:15.000 Oldest known species on Earth.
02:06:17.000 They outdate crocodiles.
02:06:19.000 Really?
02:06:19.000 Really?
02:06:22.000 Whoa.
02:06:22.000 Yeah, turtles.
02:06:23.000 Been around longer than any other living creature on the planet.
02:06:26.000 They're like nail clippers.
02:06:28.000 They never had to make them any better.
02:06:30.000 That's a perfect design.
02:06:32.000 Yeah, like when I was a kid, nail clippers were exactly the same.
02:06:34.000 They haven't done anything.
02:06:35.000 I mean, they've made better can openers.
02:06:37.000 They've made better Tupperware.
02:06:40.000 Yeah.
02:06:40.000 They've improved almost every aspect.
02:06:44.000 I guess steak knives are pretty much the same.
02:06:47.000 Even the number of the shell, the symmetrical patterns of the shell, there's 13, no matter how big they are or small.
02:06:58.000 A lot of the Indians believe that that coincided with the 13 lunar cycles of the moon.
02:07:04.000 I made a whole album cover all about this shit.
02:07:07.000 I was just like, how weird can we get with this thing?
02:07:10.000 Let's just make the tackiest record cover ever.
02:07:14.000 They are a very fascinating creature.
02:07:16.000 I mean, anytime you see patterns, like even like a nautilus shell, you see these patterns, these repeating patterns that the animals have, like, you know, okay, well, why is there some sort of a geometric pattern into this animal's design?
02:07:30.000 You know?
02:07:33.000 It's almost fractal, really.
02:07:34.000 Oh, it is, yeah.
02:07:35.000 Well, it's a Fibonacci sequence.
02:07:36.000 The Fibonacci sequence manifests itself in, like, sunflowers.
02:07:40.000 Like, they say, like, if you look at a pine cone, the Fibonacci sequence is in a pine cone.
02:07:45.000 It's a sequence of numbers, like zero, and then there's one, and then there's two, and one plus two, and then there's three, and three plus two is five, and then five plus three is eight, and it keeps going on and on and on, and it's this exponential equation.
02:08:03.000 And when you're adding all those things up, that same sequence can be found in the shape of people's faces and honeycombs and a bunch of different designs, like pinecones.
02:08:14.000 There you see, Jamie's got some stuff they pull up with it.
02:08:17.000 The Fibonacci numbers in nature.
02:08:19.000 There's this crazy green fruit that's always at my...
02:08:22.000 It might be a vegetable.
02:08:23.000 That's it.
02:08:23.000 What is that fucking thing?
02:08:25.000 That fruit...
02:08:26.000 Broccoli.
02:08:27.000 What is it?
02:08:28.000 Romanesque broccoli.
02:08:29.000 Romanesque broccoli.
02:08:30.000 It's like the DMT fruit.
02:08:32.000 When you look at that, that is fractal geometry in fruit form.
02:08:37.000 Or in vegetable form, rather.
02:08:40.000 Really weird.
02:08:41.000 But that's the Fibonacci sequence.
02:08:42.000 Like, if you go to the very top, and you see how small it is, see?
02:08:46.000 And then as it tapers down, it gets larger, and the numbers all exponentially increase.
02:08:51.000 It's just so fascinating.
02:08:53.000 Tool incorporates a lot of that in the time signatures of their music, man.
02:08:57.000 I got really into that band for a while when I was younger.
02:09:00.000 Do you know that Maynard Key is going to fight Ronda Rousey in an MMA match?
02:09:05.000 I did not know that.
02:09:06.000 And if he loses, he's getting a sex change.
02:09:11.000 You're bullshitting me?
02:09:12.000 Of course I am.
02:09:13.000 I'm trying to help spread a rumor.
02:09:14.000 Awesome.
02:09:15.000 I'll show you some pictures afterwards.
02:09:16.000 Is he like a jujitsu guy?
02:09:18.000 Yeah.
02:09:18.000 I believe he's got his purple belt.
02:09:20.000 I'm pretty sure he's got his purple belt.
02:09:21.000 But he's very dedicated.
02:09:22.000 He's so dedicated he got a hip replacement and went back to training.
02:09:27.000 Badass.
02:09:27.000 Here it goes.
02:09:29.000 Interesting cat, man.
02:09:30.000 Look at him.
02:09:34.000 Awesome.
02:09:34.000 He's a fucking character.
02:09:35.000 I love that dude.
02:09:36.000 You ever met him?
02:09:37.000 Oh, yeah.
02:09:38.000 I hung out with him.
02:09:38.000 Really?
02:09:39.000 He's been on the show a couple times.
02:09:40.000 He's a good dude.
02:09:43.000 Great lyricist, man.
02:09:44.000 When I lived out there, there was all kinds of music I just discovered that I probably never would have gotten into otherwise.
02:09:50.000 And that band, I really had a little phase.
02:09:54.000 Lyrically speaking, I thought it was some of the more cathartic and sardonic stuff I'd ever heard.
02:10:00.000 Really intelligent way of saying things.
02:10:03.000 I was never a metal guy.
02:10:04.000 He's almost too smart for his own good.
02:10:08.000 He's one of those guys, when you talk to him like this, you might be just in your own way all the time.
02:10:13.000 Right.
02:10:13.000 So, it's one of the reasons why I think he decided to start a wine business.
02:10:18.000 In the middle of nowhere, just like...
02:10:20.000 And his wine is fucking excellent.
02:10:22.000 I don't know if you're a wine person, if you like wine, but caduceus wine...
02:10:26.000 I just know what I like, and I love it.
02:10:28.000 It's great.
02:10:28.000 He has a bunch of different kinds of wines, but he's a legit wizard when it comes to winemaking.
02:10:35.000 He really knows his shit inside and out.
02:10:38.000 It's not like some sort of thing that he lends his name to, you know, like fucking Orson Welles, we'll sell no wine before it's time.
02:10:46.000 No, this is his wine company.
02:10:48.000 Like, he has created it.
02:10:50.000 And he's also, like, figured out a way to cultivate grapes in this very weird spot in Arizona...
02:10:55.000 Well, I don't think anybody was doing it before him.
02:10:57.000 So he had to start the thing from scratch.
02:10:58.000 Oh yeah, he did the whole thing from scratch.
02:11:00.000 Doesn't that take like years?
02:11:01.000 Yes, he's been doing it for years.
02:11:03.000 He's nuts, man.
02:11:04.000 We've had some long-ass conversations about it.
02:11:08.000 Yeah, he's one of the coolest people that I talk to all the time.
02:11:11.000 Wow, that's ballsy, man.
02:11:13.000 I might be wrong, but I think you have to bring in a couple...
02:11:18.000 Harvests and then you won't even know if the grapes are going to be any good.
02:11:22.000 Yeah.
02:11:22.000 If that's a good spot for it.
02:11:23.000 So you're putting all this money up.
02:11:25.000 Well, you have to analyze the soil and you have to know what you're doing as far as fertilizing it.
02:11:30.000 There's so many factors involved in how to...
02:11:33.000 I mean, it's an art.
02:11:35.000 It's a crazy art that you wind up eating.
02:11:38.000 You wind up drinking at the very end of it.
02:11:40.000 But creating the taste...
02:11:42.000 It's like the expression of the art instead of an audible thing, like a song...
02:11:47.000 It becomes a palette thing, but it's very much like the way he creates music.
02:11:52.000 He creates this wine, and it's a form of art.
02:11:56.000 It's like a mass-produced, not mass-produced, you know, like Coca-Cola, but he's making more than one bottle.
02:12:01.000 He's got several acres, and he creates this art, and you experience that art.
02:12:06.000 Instead of listening to a CD, you're experiencing that art when you drink his wine.
02:12:10.000 Very fascinating guy, man.
02:12:12.000 He just played in Nashville not too long ago.
02:12:14.000 I was on tour, or I probably would have gone.
02:12:16.000 But yeah, I'd say top five shows of all time in my life.
02:12:20.000 Tool is probably at least two of those spots.
02:12:22.000 Really?
02:12:23.000 Yeah, dude.
02:12:23.000 Wow.
02:12:24.000 Yeah, I mean, they're so incredibly tight live, just aesthetically in the presentation.
02:12:31.000 Most big, loud metal shows, it's just this like...
02:12:33.000 Right, right.
02:12:34.000 It was pristine, sound-wise.
02:12:37.000 The drummer's a machine.
02:12:40.000 Yeah.
02:12:40.000 Danny Carey.
02:12:41.000 I wouldn't put them in a metal category.
02:12:43.000 Maybe I'd be wrong.
02:12:44.000 I don't know what you'd call it.
02:12:46.000 It was so unique.
02:12:48.000 I remember hearing it.
02:12:51.000 I'm thinking that's very...
02:12:53.000 Some complex shit going on, man.
02:12:57.000 Yeah, we're talking about motivating songs.
02:13:00.000 That riff in the song Prison Sex.
02:13:03.000 You know, the beginning...
02:13:04.000 When you're lifting weights and that comes on, you can lift more weights, man.
02:13:12.000 You can lift more weights.
02:13:14.000 You feel stronger.
02:13:15.000 You're like...
02:13:15.000 If you're tired, you're on the elliptical machine, that comes on and you're like...
02:13:20.000 You can fucking push through.
02:13:22.000 I mean, it does something to your body.
02:13:23.000 It energizes you.
02:13:25.000 It's a real feeling that you get.
02:13:27.000 We don't think of it as a real feeling because you can't put it on a scale.
02:13:30.000 Very visceral music.
02:13:31.000 Yeah, something's happening to you when you listen to a jam that's done correctly.
02:13:35.000 Oh, I mean, you hate to think about it.
02:13:37.000 I think those guys actually experimented with frequencies and a lot of those deep down pitch tunings and time signatures are very, very, very Eastern and melodian time signatures that they're alternating in the off-down beat.
02:13:53.000 It's some heavy shit, man.
02:13:54.000 Heavy shit.
02:13:54.000 Heavy, heavy.
02:13:55.000 They put thought into that music.
02:13:57.000 Well, the one song that they orchestrated to the Fibonacci sequence...
02:13:59.000 But you can totally manipulate human emotions with tones and keys and vibrations.
02:14:04.000 Oh, yeah, man.
02:14:05.000 Well, have you ever fucked around with binaural beats?
02:14:08.000 I mean, not for fun or like on record?
02:14:10.000 Either, but for fun.
02:14:12.000 I haven't done it either way.
02:14:13.000 But I know that it's real.
02:14:15.000 I mean, I know that people swear by it.
02:14:18.000 It affects your brainwaves.
02:14:20.000 There's a reason all these trials throughout history out in the middle of nowhere banging on drums when they're doing their thing.
02:14:25.000 Fuck yeah, man.
02:14:27.000 There's Icaros.
02:14:29.000 Icaros.
02:14:29.000 I don't know how they say it.
02:14:31.000 Icaros.
02:14:31.000 But you play when you do DMT and the DMT entities dance to the Icaros.
02:14:38.000 I mean, like, it's a part of the thing.
02:14:41.000 Like, when you do them together, then you understand.
02:14:43.000 If you listen to the music independently, you're like, fucking weird music.
02:14:47.000 It's kind of trippy, but it's weird.
02:14:48.000 I'll play you some of that.
02:14:49.000 Do you think that shit's meant for people that...
02:14:52.000 100%.
02:14:53.000 Yeah?
02:14:54.000 Yeah.
02:14:54.000 Well, this is created by a shaman.
02:14:56.000 The one that I have on my phone that I play is created by a shaman.
02:15:03.000 It's by this guy.
02:15:04.000 Let me see if I have his homeboy's name in here.
02:15:08.000 I think his name is actually on the recording itself.
02:15:12.000 Let me find it here.
02:15:16.000 Goddammit, I don't have it on this one.
02:15:17.000 Well, I was going to say that you think it's meant, I mean, other than the people who are naturally from those areas where these things grow out of the ground and occur and they use them to connect with, I don't know, religious level, their spirit animals and things they believe in.
02:15:31.000 But, you know, like the tourists going down there and drinking that shit.
02:15:36.000 How do you feel about that?
02:15:37.000 Well, it's like everything else.
02:15:39.000 You're going to get legit ones, and then you're going to get people that realize there's a lot of money and tourists coming out here and taking this wacky shit, and so they figure out how to make it.
02:15:49.000 So you're gonna get people that are taking advantage of people, you're gonna get people that are, you know, doing all sorts of negative shit, and then you're gonna get legit shaman, people that are legitimately involved in the spiritual quest of attaining enlightenment and reaching a neighboring dimension.
02:16:09.000 Like, they really believe that they're reaching a neighboring dimension.
02:16:13.000 That they're tapping into something that's around us all the time, but that we don't have access to in a normal state of consciousness.
02:16:20.000 And it's the well of souls that you're tapping into.
02:16:24.000 I mean, it's real easy to dismiss, especially for someone who's never experienced it.
02:16:29.000 It's real easy to dismiss and say it's all in your imagination.
02:16:32.000 But for someone who has experienced it, it's very difficult to accept.
02:16:36.000 And it's very difficult for you to say that you know for sure that it's all your imagination if you haven't experienced it.
02:16:43.000 I appreciate, from an intelligence standpoint, someone's perspective on it that hasn't experienced it.
02:16:52.000 But the reality is, until you know what you're talking about, until you've actually gone into that thing and know how titanically alien it is, You're really just saying things.
02:17:04.000 You're just making noises with your mouth.
02:17:06.000 There's no way you could know.
02:17:08.000 It's not like, well, I had a dream once, and it was kind of similar.
02:17:12.000 No, no, no.
02:17:14.000 You're not there anymore.
02:17:15.000 You go to a different place.
02:17:17.000 You experience a different reality.
02:17:19.000 More real than what we normally interpret as reality.
02:17:23.000 That's the most fucked up part about it is it's so much crisper and more vibrant and brighter and then reality itself seems muted in some odd way.
02:17:32.000 It's almost like we're like having sex with a condom on, you know, and a big thick fucking trash bag condom.
02:17:40.000 And when you pass through to whatever the fuck this other dimension is, That filter, the frosted window is removed, and you could see it all.
02:17:49.000 The fog's gone, the clouds are gone, and you just, boom, get shot through a cannon to the middle of reality.
02:17:57.000 And that middle of reality is some strange geometric living environment where there's no three-dimensional objects that aren't touching each other.
02:18:08.000 Everything is connected to everything else.
02:18:10.000 There's a bunch of different things.
02:18:11.000 They're constantly alternating all the time.
02:18:14.000 But there's no space between anything.
02:18:15.000 There's no space between you and me.
02:18:18.000 In that world, it doesn't exist.
02:18:20.000 There's no space.
02:18:21.000 Everything is everything.
02:18:22.000 It's all together.
02:18:24.000 It's all together.
02:18:25.000 And you feel all together, like for the first time ever.
02:18:28.000 You don't feel like you're sitting in Canoga Park in a chair with a roof over your head and above that roof is the sky and above the sky is the moon.
02:18:36.000 You don't feel that.
02:18:37.000 When you're in this, you feel like you feel down Infinite.
02:18:41.000 You feel to the left and to the right.
02:18:43.000 Infinite.
02:18:43.000 You feel above.
02:18:44.000 But you also feel like you're in a room.
02:18:47.000 And it feels fractal.
02:18:49.000 And it's fucking crazy.
02:18:51.000 So, I mean, it might all be in your imagination.
02:18:54.000 But my take on it has always been, even if it is...
02:18:57.000 Even if you're not going to a well of souls and experiencing God and experiencing purity and wisdom, it's the same exact experience as if you were.
02:19:06.000 So even if it is in your imagination, your imagination has...
02:19:10.000 Pretty cool.
02:19:11.000 Some fucking amazing...
02:19:13.000 I mean, it might be that's what you're experiencing.
02:19:17.000 It very well might be.
02:19:21.000 You don't know.
02:19:22.000 And there's no way to tell.
02:19:23.000 And it's easy to be cynical.
02:19:24.000 It's easy to be dismissive.
02:19:26.000 It's easy to say, oh, come on, these fucking hippies.
02:19:28.000 They think they're experiencing God through some powder that they smoke.
02:19:32.000 Way to go, meathead.
02:19:34.000 Yeah, you really are.
02:19:35.000 I mean, it's cute.
02:19:36.000 It's fun to do.
02:19:37.000 It's easy to dismiss it.
02:19:39.000 But once you do it, there's no dismissing it when you're there.
02:19:42.000 There's no dismissing it.
02:19:44.000 There's no easy explanation.
02:19:45.000 There's no easy anything once you're there.
02:19:47.000 Once you're in there, you better let go, bitch.
02:19:49.000 You better let go.
02:19:50.000 You better not try to fucking wrap your head around this.
02:19:52.000 Just breathe and try not to freak out.
02:19:56.000 And with that note, ladies and gentlemen, what are you doing in town, man?
02:20:01.000 I gotta do...
02:20:02.000 I gotta.
02:20:04.000 I don't gotta do anything.
02:20:05.000 We are getting ready to put a record out.
02:20:09.000 And tomorrow we're taping a live show for a radio station.
02:20:14.000 And then Wednesday we're taping a song for Conan.
02:20:16.000 Oh, beautiful.
02:20:17.000 So just a little quick trip out.
02:20:20.000 Get to finally get the new band out of rehearsal space and see what's going on.
02:20:24.000 I'm excited.
02:20:25.000 Nice.
02:20:27.000 It was fun.
02:20:28.000 Last time I went with you to Conan.
02:20:29.000 Oh, yeah.
02:20:31.000 It was fun, man.
02:20:31.000 You know, those TV things, as they go, it's always a strange...
02:20:36.000 Dynamic, you know, even for performers, because you get there and you do it, and you wait, and you do it again for TV, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait.
02:20:43.000 But of all of the ones that we played, I think that one, and maybe it's just because it's in California, but there's a far more mellow, laid-back vibe.
02:20:50.000 I think Conan's a really nice guy.
02:20:51.000 The studio space is bigger.
02:20:53.000 A lot of the New York ones, it's still fun, but they're older, more tight buildings, and the Union crews are on a, you know, they're running it crack tight.
02:20:58.000 Right.
02:21:00.000 Which may be a better thing to keep your adrenaline up.
02:21:04.000 I've been sitting around all day, and then at 4.30, like, okay, you're on in two minutes.
02:21:07.000 By the way, millions of people are going to watch this.
02:21:10.000 So when is this going to be on?
02:21:13.000 That I'm not sure.
02:21:13.000 We're taping it because we're out here for the other thing, as opposed to waiting until the fall when we're actually here on tour.
02:21:21.000 So we just bring everybody out.
02:21:23.000 We've done it twice, but yeah, him and Andy, they've been great to us, man.
02:21:26.000 No, they're awesome, man.
02:21:27.000 He's a great guy.
02:21:28.000 He's a well-known, nice guy.
02:21:31.000 Really?
02:21:31.000 Yeah, it just seems like it.
02:21:32.000 You can tell he's doing the show.
02:21:33.000 He's a genuine music lover, too.
02:21:36.000 Listen, man.
02:21:37.000 It's always been fun.
02:21:38.000 We've got to do this more often.
02:21:40.000 Fuck yeah, Sturgill Simpson.
02:21:41.000 Apparently, I'll be coming here every once in a while.
02:21:43.000 Keep it coming!
02:21:44.000 All right, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back tomorrow with Kevin Rose.
02:21:48.000 See you there.
02:21:48.000 Later.
02:21:51.000 Oh, yeah.
02:21:52.000 Oh, yeah.