The Joe Rogan Experience - April 05, 2016


Joe Rogan Experience #781 - Kevin Rose


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 54 minutes

Words per Minute

201.1132

Word Count

35,168

Sentence Count

3,687

Misogynist Sentences

46


Summary

Kevin Rose is the founder of Digig, a company that helps people catch and trap wild animals. In this episode, he tells us about the time he chucks a raccoon down a flight of stairs, and how it ended up getting mauled by one of the most vicious raccoons he's ever seen. Plus, he talks about a wild raccoon attack on his dog and how he managed to catch it and trap it. And, of course, there's a story about how he almost got eaten by a wild cat. This episode is brought to you by Digig. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies. We do not own the rights to any of the music used in this episode. All credit goes to original artists and labels. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts. It helps spread the word about this podcast. Thank you for listening and share it! We really appreciate it. Timestamps: 1:00:00 - What would you do with your cat? 3:15 - What kind of cat would you like to have as a pet? 4:30 - What animal would you kill? 5:40 - How to catch a wild animal? 6:20 - What type of cat do you'd like to see me catch? 7:00 -- what kind of food would you would eat? 8: What animal do you want me catch in a trap? 9: what animal would I catch in your home? 11: Which animal would be your cat eat me? 13:30 -- would you want to have me catch it? 14:40 -- what would you eat me in a cage? 15:00 16:20 -- how much food would I kill me kill me in your house? 17:10 -- how do you like it like that kind of thing? 18:10 - I m scared of cats? 19:10 15,000 cat food? 16,000 more? 21,000, I d like to catch me in the wildest thing I m going to eat you? 22,000 17,000 pounds? 20,000 miles? 23,000?


Transcript

00:00:02.000 What's up, man?
00:00:03.000 What's up?
00:00:03.000 Thanks for doing this.
00:00:04.000 Appreciate it.
00:00:05.000 Thanks for having me.
00:00:06.000 And thanks for introducing me to your dog, because I have to tell you that that video of you grabbing that raccoon and chucking it down the stairs was easily one of the most gangster things I've ever seen online.
00:00:17.000 I appreciate that.
00:00:18.000 Is this it?
00:00:20.000 Yeah, this is it.
00:00:21.000 I had to put a little disclaimer up here so that, you know, the animal rights folks wouldn't get pissed off.
00:00:27.000 Yeah.
00:00:29.000 They're gonna get pissed off anyway.
00:00:30.000 So right now I hear him crying because there's no audio on the cameras, but he's like just getting mauled by this thing.
00:00:37.000 And you just picked it up and fucking chucked it like a gangster dude.
00:00:41.000 I mean, you didn't just push it away.
00:00:43.000 You picked it up over your head, went back behind the head like you're throwing a medicine ball.
00:00:48.000 Here's another angle.
00:00:49.000 Yeah, this is the best angle.
00:00:51.000 Over the back of the head and shoom!
00:00:54.000 Bang!
00:00:54.000 We're talking to Kevin Rose, the founder of DIG. I gotta say, though, it was a little liquid courage.
00:01:01.000 I'd had a couple glasses of wine.
00:01:02.000 And number two, my intention was to go down there and just kick it.
00:01:06.000 Right.
00:01:07.000 But it was on top of my dog, so I'd be punting my dog at the same time.
00:01:10.000 It was tangled.
00:01:11.000 It was tangled.
00:01:12.000 So, I mean, you know, then I grabbed it, and it's greasy and kind of bristly.
00:01:17.000 Oof.
00:01:17.000 So, but, you know, whatever.
00:01:19.000 It's kind of, when it's your baby.
00:01:21.000 I know that sounds weird to say with a dog, but...
00:01:23.000 It's just like I thought he was dying.
00:01:25.000 He was howling like he was getting shredded, but with his claws, you know, so I'm thinking my dog is being killed.
00:01:30.000 Did you think it was a coyote?
00:01:32.000 No, you know, we had seen raccoons in the backyard before, and it was just one of those things where they always just kind of like run away the second the lights come on.
00:01:40.000 And this time, I don't know what he was, I don't know if he had babies.
00:01:43.000 Actually, there were some other raccoons that we saw with him at the same time, so I don't know.
00:01:49.000 Man, those weird sort of fringe wildlife creatures like raccoons and coyotes that kind of hang around cities are so creepy.
00:01:57.000 Yeah, there's a ton in San Francisco.
00:01:59.000 Yeah.
00:01:59.000 Just all over the place at night.
00:02:01.000 They just dig through the trash, basically.
00:02:03.000 Well, San Francisco, believe it or not, at least the outside edges, has a bit of a mountain lion problem.
00:02:08.000 I've heard that.
00:02:09.000 Yeah.
00:02:10.000 They did this study recently where they checked the digestive tracts of all these mountain lions, and they thought, we're going to find deer and rabbit.
00:02:19.000 No, they found mostly pets.
00:02:21.000 It's like 50% cats and dogs is what they found.
00:02:25.000 Yeah, you don't want to tangle with a mountain lion.
00:02:27.000 That's crazy.
00:02:28.000 Well, it's just weird that they've chosen to exist in the periphery of these cities and sort of feed on these pets.
00:02:35.000 House animals?
00:02:36.000 Yeah.
00:02:36.000 It's too bad.
00:02:38.000 It's not normal, though, that a raccoon attacks a dog like that, right?
00:02:42.000 Yeah, they typically just take off.
00:02:43.000 That's been our experience with them.
00:02:45.000 And then I proceeded to go on Amazon and buy a trap.
00:02:50.000 And so then I was able to trap one a few days later and it was evil.
00:02:54.000 I mean like I went down there just to check out the trap and I saw it from above and when I got down there it was just hissing and trying to scratch the cage at me and I mean they're not the friendly ones that you see on YouTube.
00:03:05.000 Like there's some that are like kind of domesticated where the people feed them and then they come and you can pet them and whatnot.
00:03:10.000 These wild ones are just like the I will cut your throat kind of animals.
00:03:15.000 I had a feral cat for a while.
00:03:16.000 And I love cats, but feral cats, it is a completely different experience.
00:03:22.000 Like, mine was a kitten.
00:03:23.000 It was a little baby.
00:03:24.000 I mean, it was really young, like maybe three months old at the most.
00:03:28.000 And you couldn't get anywhere near it.
00:03:30.000 You'd go near it and it would go...
00:03:33.000 It would run up the side of the wall.
00:03:34.000 It would tear apart the curtains trying to get away from you.
00:03:37.000 Did you just get rid of it?
00:03:39.000 No, I kept it.
00:03:40.000 I locked myself in a bedroom with it for a couple days.
00:03:44.000 Taming it.
00:03:44.000 Yeah.
00:03:45.000 You had to break it.
00:03:46.000 It's not even that I had to break it.
00:03:47.000 I just had to get it used to me.
00:03:48.000 It was a real weird experience.
00:03:50.000 My friend Lainey, she and her boyfriend lived in this apartment in West Hollywood.
00:03:56.000 Like West LA, like Santa Monica area.
00:03:59.000 And there's these feral cats that had babies underneath the apartment building.
00:04:05.000 And so they're like, oh my God, what are we going to do?
00:04:07.000 What are we going to do?
00:04:07.000 All right, we have to trap them.
00:04:09.000 And so she knew that I already had two cats.
00:04:11.000 So she's like, do you want a cat?
00:04:12.000 I was like, all right, fuck it.
00:04:14.000 Give me a cat.
00:04:15.000 Yeah.
00:04:15.000 And if you give those to the animal shelter, they'll just terminate them.
00:04:19.000 They'll kill them immediately.
00:04:20.000 It's too bad.
00:04:20.000 Well, it was so hard to get used to this thing.
00:04:23.000 But it would hiss at you.
00:04:24.000 But when you pick it up, it would go...
00:04:26.000 It would be the loudest purrs.
00:04:29.000 It was so happy that someone was touching it.
00:04:31.000 But then you'd put it down just for a second.
00:04:34.000 It would run away again.
00:04:35.000 It took forever.
00:04:37.000 It took...
00:04:38.000 It took years before it would let anyone else get even close to it.
00:04:43.000 Like hiding under furniture, things like that?
00:04:45.000 It would hiss at you and run away from you.
00:04:47.000 I was the only one that could touch it.
00:04:49.000 And even me, I had to go, hey dude, it's me.
00:04:52.000 You know me, right?
00:04:53.000 We're cool, right?
00:04:53.000 We're cool.
00:04:54.000 And I had to get close to him, but he would swing at you.
00:04:57.000 He definitely bites you.
00:04:58.000 I don't know why, about a month ago, I was looking up how to break a horse.
00:05:01.000 I just thought that'd be kind of a fun thing.
00:05:03.000 Fuck that, man.
00:05:04.000 Why?
00:05:04.000 Why not?
00:05:05.000 It would be amazing, the bond you would have.
00:05:07.000 I know, they'll kick your ass, though.
00:05:09.000 They're so big.
00:05:10.000 That'd be fun, though.
00:05:11.000 Yeah.
00:05:12.000 That'd be a good, like, weekend project.
00:05:13.000 You know, get off the computer, go break a horse.
00:05:15.000 I know a bunch of people that have gotten hurt from horses.
00:05:18.000 Yeah.
00:05:18.000 You know, that have fallen off horses and broken arms and legs and stuff.
00:05:22.000 It's just, I know a dude got kicked by a horse.
00:05:24.000 Ugh.
00:05:24.000 Yeah.
00:05:25.000 That could be death.
00:05:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:26.000 They kill, like, all kinds of animals.
00:05:29.000 Like, dogs.
00:05:29.000 Like, barking dogs.
00:05:30.000 They kick them.
00:05:32.000 That's game over.
00:05:33.000 Yeah.
00:05:34.000 I mean, you're getting hit by a telephone pole.
00:05:36.000 Those fucking things are giant.
00:05:38.000 I mean, it's an animal that can take a 200-pound man and run with it on its back for hours.
00:05:43.000 Right.
00:05:44.000 There's raw power there.
00:05:46.000 I was in Montreal, and there's this amazing restaurant called Joe Beef.
00:05:52.000 And they serve horse there.
00:05:54.000 And it's one of those places where I know the owners through Anthony Bourdain.
00:05:59.000 He introduced me to them.
00:06:00.000 And so they said, just let us cook for you.
00:06:02.000 And so we're like, okay, go ahead, man.
00:06:04.000 He goes, fuck the menu.
00:06:05.000 Just let us cook for you.
00:06:06.000 Like horse three ways kind of thing?
00:06:07.000 Well, that was just one of the things they brought over.
00:06:09.000 We didn't know what it was until they set it down.
00:06:13.000 They're like, this is horse tartare.
00:06:15.000 And we're like, wait a minute.
00:06:17.000 What?
00:06:17.000 Raw horse?
00:06:19.000 Yeah.
00:06:19.000 I've had lamb tartare one time when I was in Dubai.
00:06:22.000 That was a little funky.
00:06:24.000 It's very fatty.
00:06:26.000 And so it's a lot of like film on your mouth after you get done eating it.
00:06:30.000 You know, like the roof of your mouth, kind of like a little filmy.
00:06:32.000 Not fun.
00:06:33.000 Well, I'm a fan of lamb until I found out what lamb is.
00:06:37.000 It's baby sheep.
00:06:40.000 That's what it is.
00:06:42.000 It's adult sheep, though, too, right?
00:06:44.000 No, that's mutton.
00:06:45.000 Oh, interesting.
00:06:46.000 Yeah.
00:06:47.000 It's like veal.
00:06:49.000 It's like the veal of the mutton world.
00:06:52.000 Yeah.
00:06:53.000 And I went, oh, yeah.
00:06:55.000 I didn't know it was babies.
00:06:56.000 Yeah.
00:06:56.000 Well, really young.
00:06:58.000 Yeah.
00:06:58.000 Immature.
00:06:59.000 Hmm.
00:07:00.000 Yeah.
00:07:00.000 Yeah.
00:07:01.000 That's too bad.
00:07:02.000 It is too bad.
00:07:03.000 It is tasty.
00:07:04.000 It's the most delicious.
00:07:06.000 Well, that's why when you get lamb chops, it's a very small bone.
00:07:10.000 Interesting.
00:07:11.000 Yeah.
00:07:12.000 You figure we would just assume, right?
00:07:15.000 That's too bad.
00:07:15.000 You just kind of tainted me forever.
00:07:17.000 Bummed it out.
00:07:18.000 Well, it's really easy for you to digest for some reason.
00:07:20.000 Lamb is a much more digestible meat.
00:07:23.000 Protein-wise, I've heard.
00:07:24.000 Yeah.
00:07:24.000 It's very good for you.
00:07:26.000 A lot of people feel like it's a more high-quality meat, closer to a wild game.
00:07:32.000 Than, say, cows and things along those lines.
00:07:35.000 How do they measure that?
00:07:36.000 It's a good question.
00:07:38.000 I know they can measure protein content somehow, and they know that some animals, like I think moose has the highest protein content.
00:07:46.000 Like per gram kind of thing?
00:07:47.000 Yeah.
00:07:48.000 But I think it's also, that's probably based on how lean it is, too, because you would assume that an 8-ounce piece of moose would be far less fat than an 8-ounce piece of domestic beef.
00:07:58.000 Right.
00:07:58.000 So that's probably how they measure it.
00:08:00.000 Hmm.
00:08:00.000 Crazy.
00:08:01.000 Well, it looks different.
00:08:02.000 You know, like lamb looks different than beef.
00:08:05.000 When you look at it, it's like a redder sort of a...
00:08:07.000 Unless it's grass-fed beef.
00:08:08.000 Grass-fed beef is pretty red.
00:08:10.000 Have you tried bear?
00:08:12.000 Yes.
00:08:12.000 See, that's one I haven't tried, but I've been curious.
00:08:15.000 I've heard it's pretty oily, though.
00:08:16.000 No, it's not.
00:08:17.000 Oh, it's not?
00:08:18.000 No.
00:08:18.000 Well, it really depends on how you prepare it in the field and what you do with it.
00:08:24.000 But bear sausage is delicious, and bear back straps, the loin, is really good grilled.
00:08:31.000 But bear, you have to be really careful because you can get trichinosis.
00:08:35.000 A lot of bears have trichinosis, so you have to make sure it's cooked to 165 degrees.
00:08:39.000 Oh, interesting.
00:08:40.000 Yeah, it's like...
00:08:41.000 It's actually...
00:08:43.000 So there's no medium-rare bear loin?
00:08:45.000 No, no, no.
00:08:45.000 The only way you could ever do that is if you got it tested first.
00:08:48.000 You could do that.
00:08:49.000 Like, you'd send it to a lab.
00:08:51.000 Like, you take the bear's tongue and you send it out to a lab and they test it.
00:08:54.000 Or is that a...
00:08:55.000 I think you might have to actually send the actual meat itself or a piece of meat.
00:08:59.000 But if it has trichinosis, it's throughout its whole body.
00:09:02.000 Is it tough?
00:09:03.000 No.
00:09:04.000 Oh, interesting.
00:09:04.000 No, bear's weird, man.
00:09:05.000 Their bodies are very mushy.
00:09:07.000 You would think of their bodies like an elk.
00:09:11.000 Or a deer is a very strong, like, they're very muscular, like a horse is.
00:09:17.000 But a bear is almost, like, gushy.
00:09:19.000 Like, when they die, and when you pick them up, they're like a fat person.
00:09:23.000 It's weird.
00:09:24.000 Well, they hibernate, and they have those big fat stores.
00:09:27.000 I guess that makes sense.
00:09:28.000 But they have what you would, the way you would describe it, like, they have a soft body.
00:09:31.000 Hmm.
00:09:32.000 But the meat is very good.
00:09:34.000 Yeah.
00:09:35.000 It's like a...
00:09:36.000 The way I describe it is like a pig fucked a deer.
00:09:39.000 That's what bear tastes like.
00:09:41.000 Really?
00:09:41.000 Yeah.
00:09:42.000 Because I like pig.
00:09:43.000 Yeah, you would like it.
00:09:43.000 Fucked a deer.
00:09:44.000 If I had some, man, I'm having some delivered on Thursday.
00:09:48.000 How long are you going to be in town for?
00:09:49.000 I take off tomorrow.
00:09:50.000 Damn it!
00:09:51.000 Next time, I'll bring you some bear sausage.
00:09:53.000 That sounds awesome.
00:09:54.000 And I'll have it frozen for you so you can take it back.
00:09:56.000 That's good.
00:09:57.000 It's really good.
00:09:58.000 And it's also one of those animals where my friend Steve Rinella calls them charismatic megafauna, where if you say you eat bear, there's a bunch of people that have this, oh, this like knee jerk.
00:10:11.000 Right.
00:10:12.000 But it's one of those game animals where it's actually imperative that people hunt them because they don't have any natural predators.
00:10:18.000 So if they don't get hunted, if someone doesn't control the population, they decimate the moose and the deer because they eat all the fawns.
00:10:25.000 Interesting.
00:10:26.000 They eat all the ground-nesting birds, and they also eat each other.
00:10:31.000 So I have a friend that collects butterflies, my friend's wife, and apparently there are places in the world where the butterflies are a serious problem.
00:10:40.000 Like, they overtake and eat crops and decimate everything.
00:10:44.000 Wow.
00:10:44.000 And they're these beautiful six, seven-inch butterflies, but she sources them from there, where they actually have to kill them, otherwise it's going to ruin the whole environment.
00:10:53.000 Wow.
00:10:53.000 I didn't know that.
00:10:54.000 So she collects the dead ones?
00:10:55.000 The dead ones, yeah.
00:10:56.000 So she has them up on the wall, kind of in one of those cases so you can see them.
00:11:00.000 And when you first walk in, you're like, okay, asshole.
00:11:03.000 Because there's all these beautiful butterflies all over the place.
00:11:06.000 But yeah, apparently that's the deal.
00:11:09.000 You have to just source them properly.
00:11:11.000 There's a really cool butterfly pavilion in Denver.
00:11:15.000 It's really awesome.
00:11:17.000 You go there, and when you go inside of it, They have all these misters everywhere, and the entire place is just filled with butterflies.
00:11:25.000 San Francisco has one of those as well.
00:11:26.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:11:27.000 And they land on your head, and they're all around you.
00:11:30.000 And when you leave, they have to dust you off because there's so many butterflies on you.
00:11:33.000 But they die while you're there.
00:11:35.000 I mean, their shelf life or their life is very short.
00:11:37.000 Right.
00:11:38.000 So they die constantly.
00:11:40.000 You find them dead all throughout the place.
00:11:42.000 Not that anybody killed them.
00:11:43.000 They just die of old age.
00:11:44.000 We watched a couple of them just sit down on a leaf, and then all of a sudden they're like, that's it.
00:11:49.000 We're good.
00:11:50.000 Wow.
00:11:50.000 They're only good, I mean, how long does a butterfly live?
00:11:53.000 Does it say how long a butterfly lives?
00:11:55.000 It's a super zen moment.
00:11:56.000 Let's guess.
00:11:57.000 I say a butterfly lives a week.
00:11:59.000 Yeah, I think a week sounds about right.
00:12:01.000 Probably a little less.
00:12:02.000 A week?
00:12:02.000 I think so, I'm looking.
00:12:03.000 You say a week?
00:12:04.000 Yeah, I say a little less than that.
00:12:06.000 They're so amazing looking.
00:12:07.000 It's such a strange thing that nature can create all of these beautiful designs and shapes and just different forms of life, you know?
00:12:17.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:12:18.000 Especially in bug form.
00:12:20.000 You know, bugs are some of the most...
00:12:22.000 I think we entirely take bugs for granted.
00:12:25.000 The idea of them.
00:12:28.000 They're so common.
00:12:29.000 What does it say?
00:12:29.000 A month.
00:12:30.000 Oh.
00:12:30.000 They last a month.
00:12:31.000 Interesting.
00:12:32.000 Have you done any of that bug protein powder?
00:12:34.000 Yes, I have.
00:12:34.000 Have you done the cricket stuff that Tim Ferriss is into?
00:12:36.000 Mm-hmm.
00:12:37.000 Do you like that?
00:12:38.000 I like bugs.
00:12:40.000 I mean, I really think that's probably because of my time on Fear Factor, I got super used to people eating bugs.
00:12:45.000 But I like the idea of it, because it is probably one of the most ethical proteins.
00:12:52.000 It's the easiest to source.
00:12:53.000 It needs very little land and ground.
00:12:57.000 And for whatever reason, even vegans, most vegans don't have a problem with you eating bugs.
00:13:02.000 Most vegans will slap a mosquito.
00:13:04.000 Right.
00:13:05.000 You know, they're not going to let some mosquito just vampire off.
00:13:07.000 Right.
00:13:08.000 They will kill a mosquito.
00:13:09.000 So we have this hierarchy of life.
00:13:12.000 You know, plant life is at the lowest.
00:13:13.000 You're allowed to kill and eat plants.
00:13:15.000 Right.
00:13:15.000 And then it gets up to weird animals like bear.
00:13:17.000 Well, you've heard of fruitarians.
00:13:19.000 Yes.
00:13:19.000 Those are even more extreme than just the general plants.
00:13:21.000 They only eat fallen fruit.
00:13:22.000 Yeah, I had an aunt that was a fruitarian.
00:13:24.000 Oh, God, that's scary.
00:13:25.000 She was crazy.
00:13:26.000 Was she in bad shape?
00:13:27.000 Because they don't get a lot of essential stuff.
00:13:30.000 We haven't talked in a long, long time.
00:13:32.000 But she was crazy when I was a little kid.
00:13:37.000 She was a vegetarian when I was, I think I was like seven.
00:13:42.000 Seven or eight.
00:13:43.000 And was she only fallen fruit?
00:13:45.000 Like fruit that has fallen off the tree?
00:13:46.000 Because that's the extreme version of that.
00:13:49.000 I think she probably picked it.
00:13:50.000 I didn't really know her very well, and she wasn't very close even to her own children.
00:13:55.000 She'd have her on.
00:13:56.000 She's completely crazy.
00:13:57.000 I don't think she'd be into it.
00:13:59.000 I don't even know if she's around anymore.
00:14:01.000 She's probably in her late 60s at this point.
00:14:04.000 But she was a nutty hippie from the 60s.
00:14:10.000 Had some kids.
00:14:11.000 Had my cousins.
00:14:12.000 Just lost her fucking mind.
00:14:14.000 Yeah.
00:14:15.000 We're Terrians, man.
00:14:16.000 Yeah.
00:14:17.000 She was deep in the world of plants.
00:14:21.000 But she wasn't healthy, like, mentally or physically.
00:14:25.000 So it wasn't like someone that would go, wow, maybe that's the way to go.
00:14:28.000 It was like, oh, look at this crazy bitch.
00:14:30.000 You know, like, she didn't even like her kids.
00:14:33.000 Like, she didn't have a good relationship with her own children.
00:14:35.000 It's like, how am I going to take you seriously about fucking fruit?
00:14:38.000 Right.
00:14:38.000 How about you be nice to people, crazy bitch?
00:14:41.000 I mean, there's certain, I think we've all looked at, like, vegetarians have been, like, seen someone really healthy and thought, wow, you're glowing.
00:14:46.000 Right.
00:14:46.000 I would also like to glow.
00:14:49.000 I could see myself doing that.
00:14:50.000 But yeah, the fruit stuff's a little too far.
00:14:52.000 Well, before I started hunting, I had two thoughts in mind.
00:14:55.000 One, this was going to turn me into a vegan.
00:14:57.000 Or two, I would become a hunter.
00:14:59.000 So those are the two things that I went into it with.
00:15:02.000 I think there's a lot of health benefits to eating a lot of vegetables.
00:15:06.000 I think everybody agrees on that, 100%.
00:15:10.000 The real issue is it becomes sort of a weird religion.
00:15:14.000 It becomes almost like an ideology, like a cult.
00:15:18.000 There's no variables.
00:15:20.000 It's like eating animals is evil and animals are sentient beings.
00:15:24.000 Despite what they do to each other, despite the fact they're...
00:15:27.000 I had a friend who's a vegan.
00:15:28.000 We had this conversation.
00:15:29.000 And I said, so no animal should be killed ever.
00:15:32.000 He's like, no.
00:15:32.000 Okay, I have two words for you.
00:15:34.000 Wild pigs.
00:15:35.000 What do you do?
00:15:37.000 Yeah.
00:15:38.000 And he's like, well, they have to be controlled somehow.
00:15:40.000 I go, how the fuck are you going to do that?
00:15:41.000 You have hundreds of millions of acres.
00:15:43.000 And you have wild pigs.
00:15:45.000 The amount of wild pigs in this country is staggering.
00:15:48.000 Not only is it staggering, it's exploding.
00:15:50.000 And there's a highway that they opened up in Texas.
00:15:53.000 And they had built this highway, and then they opened it up one night.
00:15:56.000 And in that one night they opened, they had like 40 car accidents with pigs.
00:16:00.000 That's crazy.
00:16:01.000 Oh, Texas is out of fucking control.
00:16:02.000 And now there's those nano pigs that you can get as pets.
00:16:05.000 Pigs are taking over.
00:16:06.000 Nano pigs?
00:16:06.000 Have you seen the nano pigs?
00:16:07.000 No.
00:16:08.000 Oh, they're little tiny pet pigs.
00:16:09.000 They're like the size of a small toy poodle.
00:16:11.000 Didn't they always have those?
00:16:12.000 Like, didn't...
00:16:13.000 They've been around for a while, but they're becoming very popular, especially here in L.A. I can't believe you haven't seen them in L.A. People walk them like dogs.
00:16:21.000 You would think that I would like because I live out here that I would understand this place.
00:16:26.000 Yeah, but my Interaction with LA is going to the comedy store in the improv going to the comedy clubs going to where I buy food Going to my neighborhood and being with my friends and going to the gym like whatever wherever I work out Do you enjoy the city then or I think there's too many people here.
00:16:43.000 Yeah, I just think Oh, look at this cute little fucker.
00:16:47.000 They're cute little bastards.
00:16:48.000 Look at that little guy.
00:16:49.000 Well, that's a baby though.
00:16:50.000 Yeah, that's a baby now.
00:16:51.000 Unquestionably.
00:16:52.000 That's how you get them though.
00:16:53.000 Wow.
00:16:54.000 And how big do they get when they're full grown?
00:16:55.000 I think just like toy poodle size.
00:16:59.000 I bet they're great pets.
00:17:01.000 Apparently they're really smart.
00:17:03.000 Look at that.
00:17:04.000 Little guitars.
00:17:05.000 Well, I don't think that's real.
00:17:09.000 They entertain you, apparently.
00:17:12.000 Hammocks for them?
00:17:13.000 With a little cutie.
00:17:14.000 They're very cute.
00:17:15.000 But again, it's like there's a big goddamn difference between a domesticated pig that you raise yourself that becomes like a pet and a wild pig.
00:17:23.000 Wild pigs are fucking scary.
00:17:26.000 We were in this ranch, this town ranch.
00:17:28.000 We were hunting wild pigs.
00:17:29.000 We were walking down this road.
00:17:30.000 And it was the first time I had any contact with them.
00:17:32.000 I didn't see them.
00:17:33.000 I heard them.
00:17:34.000 And they were in this tall grass.
00:17:35.000 And they were maybe like 20 yards from us.
00:17:37.000 And they were fighting.
00:17:38.000 So we're walking down this road.
00:17:40.000 We're like tiptoeing down this road.
00:17:41.000 And we hear...
00:17:44.000 And I'm like, this is like some Lord of the Rings shit, man.
00:17:46.000 Do they have like the full tusks and everything?
00:17:48.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:48.000 So these are boars, basically.
00:17:50.000 Well, that's where it's weird.
00:17:51.000 See, a pig is something called Suscroffa.
00:17:55.000 I think that's how you say it.
00:17:57.000 And that genus is...
00:17:59.000 They're all the same thing.
00:18:01.000 They're like dogs.
00:18:01.000 So they could breed with each other.
00:18:04.000 And they're the same animal.
00:18:06.000 Which means...
00:18:07.000 This is a weird thing about pigs.
00:18:09.000 If you take a domestic pig, a regular pig, a pink pig, and you leave them out in the wild, they transform into that pig.
00:18:15.000 Really?
00:18:16.000 Yes.
00:18:16.000 Will they grow tusks and everything?
00:18:17.000 They grow tusks.
00:18:18.000 Their nose extends.
00:18:20.000 Their body fur gets thicker and more dense.
00:18:23.000 And it happens really quickly.
00:18:25.000 I believe the transformation starts to take place within six weeks.
00:18:29.000 So within six weeks of being wild and out in the wild having to fend for itself, not having food given to it, its body starts to transform.
00:18:37.000 It's a very strange animal.
00:18:39.000 Do they know how to fend for themselves and eat and all that?
00:18:43.000 I think instincts take over.
00:18:45.000 They get desperado.
00:18:46.000 I mean, whatever instincts are still left in their genes.
00:18:49.000 They're fasting and ketosis brings it out of them.
00:18:51.000 Yeah.
00:18:53.000 Well, they eat a lot of carbs, I think, right?
00:18:56.000 But they'll eat everything.
00:18:57.000 I mean, that's the thing about, again, ground nesting birds get decimated, everything in front of them.
00:19:03.000 I mean, and for agriculture, for places where they have farms, they're absolutely devastating.
00:19:07.000 They cause millions and millions of dollars worth of damage.
00:19:10.000 But the idea that you can leave all animals alone, like, well, you won't be able to go outside.
00:19:14.000 You'll have a very dangerous environment.
00:19:16.000 Right.
00:19:17.000 Like, the mountain lion issue is a big issue in California.
00:19:19.000 Right.
00:19:20.000 Right now, it's pretty much under control, kinda.
00:19:23.000 There's good things to it, too, though.
00:19:25.000 One of the good things to it is that we don't have deer ticks.
00:19:28.000 We don't have a lot of ticks out here like they do on the East Coast, because the East Coast doesn't have mountain lions.
00:19:33.000 So because of that, and they don't have nearly as many coyotes.
00:19:36.000 See, coyotes can't really take out a full-size deer.
00:19:40.000 They fuck up the fawns and they kill a lot of the babies, but the big deers can kind of fend off a coyote.
00:19:47.000 But they can't fend off a mountain lion.
00:19:49.000 And mountain lions jack so many deer that we don't have problems with Lyme disease out here.
00:19:55.000 Lyme disease is a huge problem on the East Coast.
00:19:57.000 I had a friend that got it here a couple years ago.
00:20:00.000 Not fun.
00:20:01.000 No, East Coast.
00:20:01.000 East Coast, yeah.
00:20:02.000 East Coast is real bad.
00:20:03.000 There was some estimate that there was something in the Hudson Valley where they did a test of all these different ticks and some ungodly percentage had Lyme disease.
00:20:13.000 More than 50% of the ticks had Lyme disease, which is terrifying.
00:20:17.000 Yeah.
00:20:18.000 Tall socks.
00:20:19.000 And it's what's fucking devastating to your immune system.
00:20:22.000 It really wrecks your body.
00:20:24.000 And some people get it and they keep it forever.
00:20:27.000 It just fucks with their system forever.
00:20:29.000 Yeah, I had a buddy that had to go on hardcore antibiotics right away the second you get diagnosed with it.
00:20:34.000 And you have to do cycles of those to try and get it out.
00:20:36.000 It's really brutal.
00:20:37.000 Well, I have a friend who got it and he brought his son, his son got it too, and he brought his son to the doctor and it was a shitty doctor.
00:20:45.000 The doctor didn't want to believe that the kid had Lyme disease.
00:20:47.000 And then all of a sudden the kid's face went palsy.
00:20:50.000 He had Bell's palsy where his mouth started drooling and his lips wouldn't move.
00:20:55.000 Did that come back?
00:20:56.000 Yes.
00:20:56.000 But he had to go on hardcore antibiotics, intravenous antibiotics, and they had to do it for a long time, like a month.
00:21:04.000 Of hardcore antibiotics.
00:21:05.000 That's brutal.
00:21:06.000 Well, it's a scary disease, man.
00:21:08.000 Because it also is related to...
00:21:11.000 There's that...
00:21:13.000 It's called Morgellons disease which for a long time they thought Morgellons might be some sort of a psychosomatic disorder where people believe they had like fibers going out of their skin and they're itching themselves constantly and they would they would bring these fibers to doctors to examine they said my body's growing these fibers weird yeah but it wasn't really going on what was going on was that the fibers were like carpet fibers and things that were stuck to their skin and And so I interviewed this guy
00:21:43.000 who was a Morgellon sufferer, and he was also a doctor, so it was kind of fascinating to get his perspective on it.
00:21:50.000 And he was very frustrated by the way the medical establishment treats this disease, because they were treating it like it's like a completely psychological disorder.
00:22:00.000 And he's like, I don't think so.
00:22:02.000 He goes, I think there's a neurotoxicity to this disease, and that One of the things about this disease was a vast majority of the people who had Morgellons also had Lyme disease.
00:22:13.000 So what he thinks, and there's not enough people that have it, but what he thinks is Lyme disease affects your brain.
00:22:21.000 There's some sort of a neurotoxicity to this Lyme disease when it gets to some people.
00:22:29.000 When you get Lyme disease, like you have a tick that gives you this disease and the tick carries it in his body and gives it to you.
00:22:36.000 He goes, it's not like it's giving it to you in a syringe and it's a pure form of this disease.
00:22:41.000 He's like, you're getting a variety of different pathogens along with that.
00:22:46.000 And when he was describing it to me, I was like, oh, this totally makes sense.
00:22:49.000 It's probably just a very small sample size of people who have this problem.
00:22:53.000 But the people who have it, man, they get fucking crazy.
00:22:56.000 So do you go out to the East Coast at all then?
00:22:58.000 Do you avoid all the ticks?
00:23:00.000 No, I go, but I'll spray stuff.
00:23:02.000 There's clothing that they've designed for people that are in those areas that...
00:23:09.000 Like socks up to the belt line kind of thing?
00:23:11.000 Yeah, but you can get bit even through socks.
00:23:14.000 It's really pants and boot gaiters and all these different things to make sure that they don't get in the crevices.
00:23:20.000 And if you come in contact with an animal that has it, you have to be really careful.
00:23:25.000 Make sure those ticks don't come off and get onto you.
00:23:29.000 You've got to be careful.
00:23:30.000 It's no joke.
00:23:31.000 Yeah, that's not fun.
00:23:32.000 But it's just so scary because it fucks with your immune system.
00:23:35.000 And it really, depending upon how bad you get it and who you are and what your makeup is, some people just have a really nasty, averse reaction to it.
00:23:44.000 As a matter of fact, my friend's dad got it from a vaccine.
00:23:47.000 They used to give a vaccine for Lyme disease, and they don't do it anymore.
00:23:52.000 Because it could turn into full-blown?
00:23:54.000 That's the stuff you always worry about.
00:23:56.000 Yeah, well, it's one of those things.
00:23:57.000 It's like the people that get the flu shot.
00:23:59.000 Every once in a while, someone comes down with a full-blown flu.
00:24:01.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:24:03.000 Well, that was always the argument about vaccines, too.
00:24:06.000 Like, people were always saying, you know, there's always this thing like, hey, vaccines give people autism.
00:24:13.000 Vaccines do this.
00:24:14.000 And then there's the other campuses.
00:24:15.000 Vaccines are harmless.
00:24:17.000 Well...
00:24:17.000 It's never harmless to shoot a chemical in your body.
00:24:20.000 It's harmless the vast majority of the time.
00:24:23.000 It's beneficial the vast majority of the time.
00:24:25.000 Right.
00:24:25.000 But if you're one of those one out of a thousand people, there's not that much comfort in the fact that your brain gets fucking fried because they tried some experimental fucking weird vaccine on you.
00:24:36.000 Do you do any of that stuff?
00:24:37.000 Do you do any of the flu shots every year?
00:24:40.000 No.
00:24:40.000 No, I don't do flu shots.
00:24:41.000 I did it this year, and I came down with the flu.
00:24:43.000 I got decimated.
00:24:44.000 I'm one of those guys that has a really strong immune system until I don't.
00:24:48.000 And then I'm out for a month.
00:24:51.000 I'm licking my fingers all the time.
00:24:54.000 You know when you just feel invincible?
00:24:56.000 I haven't gotten sick for eight, ten months, and I don't wash my hands sometimes, and it's disgusting.
00:25:02.000 But then I just went down hard this year.
00:25:05.000 Well, there's so many factors, right?
00:25:06.000 It's like health, sleep, diet.
00:25:10.000 I think I was doing too much cold therapy stuff.
00:25:12.000 Cold therapy?
00:25:13.000 Like Wim Hof stuff?
00:25:14.000 Yeah, Wim Hof stuff.
00:25:15.000 Too much?
00:25:15.000 Too much.
00:25:16.000 I was talking to Rhonda Patrick, who you've had on the show before, about this, and...
00:25:20.000 You know, just too many stressors.
00:25:22.000 Because that's a stressor.
00:25:23.000 You know, you have green tea as a stressor.
00:25:25.000 You have turmeric as a stressor.
00:25:26.000 You have exercise as a stressor.
00:25:27.000 And if you're doing that every single day.
00:25:29.000 And I was doing the cold stuff, you know, five, six days a week.
00:25:34.000 Whoa!
00:25:34.000 Along with, not talking cryo, but like cold, ice cold showers.
00:25:40.000 And then along with exercising and interval training and everything else.
00:25:44.000 But your ice cold showers, you're Northern California, right?
00:25:46.000 Yeah.
00:25:47.000 Wow.
00:25:48.000 This is actually in New York.
00:25:49.000 They were really cool.
00:25:50.000 In the winter?
00:25:50.000 My gym has a freeze.
00:25:52.000 I don't know why, but there's showers when you turn to the cold setting.
00:25:55.000 I'm lucky.
00:25:55.000 At home, I don't have that.
00:25:56.000 I go to the gym, and on the cold setting, I put my hands, you know, as I'm washing my hair under the cold shower, and my hands are numb within 45 seconds.
00:26:05.000 Wow.
00:26:05.000 Like, it's really, really cold.
00:26:07.000 Jesus.
00:26:08.000 Well, New York has some fucking severe cold winter.
00:26:11.000 Yeah.
00:26:12.000 And you get that cold water in the winter.
00:26:13.000 That's real cold water.
00:26:15.000 Oh, I love it.
00:26:15.000 People talk about cold water in California.
00:26:18.000 I'm like, it's kind of cold.
00:26:19.000 Right.
00:26:20.000 Unless you go into a glacier river.
00:26:22.000 Yeah, I'm so bummed when I come out here.
00:26:24.000 Because I go and I stay at a hotel or something.
00:26:26.000 And the first thing I do when I get in the hotel is turn on cold setting in the shower just to see what we're dealing with.
00:26:30.000 And it's all week.
00:26:32.000 Yeah.
00:26:32.000 You have to go do proper cryo if you want to do that.
00:26:35.000 Well, it's great after yoga in the winter.
00:26:38.000 You can actually get pretty cold water here in January in the winter, but after a hot yoga class, it feels unbelievably cold.
00:26:47.000 Yeah.
00:26:47.000 You can't breathe.
00:26:49.000 It's probably more of a reaction even than cryo.
00:26:53.000 Oh, interesting.
00:26:54.000 Cryo's weird, because it's cold as fuck, but it's dry.
00:26:57.000 Right.
00:26:57.000 So you get in there, and there's something...
00:26:59.000 That's what they talk about the desert.
00:27:00.000 They're like, it's a dry heat.
00:27:01.000 Like, you know...
00:27:03.000 It's a dry cryo.
00:27:04.000 Well, that's California's heat, too, in comparison to, like, Texas.
00:27:07.000 Like, have you ever been to Houston in July?
00:27:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:10.000 Yeah, it's brutal.
00:27:11.000 It's like trying to breathe through.
00:27:12.000 It's like you're getting waterboarded.
00:27:14.000 Right.
00:27:14.000 It's nonstop.
00:27:15.000 Yeah, it's like a hot fucking wet blanket on your face.
00:27:18.000 But there's a definite difference in that cold that's where you're not getting wet.
00:27:24.000 Like, Wim Hof actually prefers ice baths.
00:27:26.000 Right.
00:27:26.000 He thinks the ice baths are better for you, and the way he describes it, better for your spirit.
00:27:31.000 Hmm.
00:27:31.000 Yeah.
00:27:32.000 Yeah, I've done the ice baths a few times.
00:27:33.000 That was week 10 for me on his course.
00:27:36.000 I went and got 10 bags of ice from the corner store, filled up my bathtub with cold water, and then put all 10 bags of ice in there, submerged myself up to my neck, and did that for 15 minutes.
00:27:48.000 Wow.
00:27:48.000 Did you get anything out of it?
00:27:50.000 You know, I will say, I'm a huge believer in just cryo and cold therapy in general, in that my mood is elevated.
00:27:59.000 It's more than anything else, it's my mood.
00:28:01.000 I find myself, like, I'm generally a really happy guy.
00:28:06.000 Like, you know, we all have our ups and downs, as it were, but this kind of just raises the bar, an additional, I would say, like 20%.
00:28:14.000 Yeah.
00:28:14.000 Yeah.
00:28:15.000 And so you have a higher high, if that makes sense.
00:28:18.000 You're not always going to stay pegged up there and be like a whole new person, but it's just different.
00:28:22.000 It's amazing.
00:28:24.000 It's been a game changer for me.
00:28:25.000 And so I've gotten really deep on the research side.
00:28:28.000 Different than Rhonda.
00:28:29.000 Rhonda goes the science route.
00:28:30.000 I go into the history.
00:28:32.000 So I've been researching people that have done this for hundreds of years now and their protocols and what they've done.
00:28:38.000 What have you found?
00:28:39.000 I'm not ready to release it yet.
00:28:40.000 Oh, how dare you?
00:28:41.000 You tease.
00:28:42.000 No, I've been doing a ton of research and I'm either going to put out a big PDF on it or a little mini e-book or something that I'll give away.
00:28:49.000 I don't know.
00:28:49.000 She can't give us a taste?
00:28:51.000 Well, a good taste would be...
00:28:54.000 Let me think here.
00:28:56.000 There's some people in Russia that have done it for a long time, hundreds of years, and I got a hold of their original documents and had them translated so I could figure out what the protocol is.
00:29:03.000 Well, they do banya and then freezing water.
00:29:07.000 That's right.
00:29:07.000 Yeah.
00:29:07.000 Fedor Emelianenko, probably the greatest heavyweight UFC, or MMA, rather, fighter of all time.
00:29:12.000 He was a pride heavyweight champion.
00:29:14.000 You know who he is?
00:29:15.000 No.
00:29:15.000 That was his thing.
00:29:16.000 He would do the banya when they beat each other with those eucalyptic branches.
00:29:20.000 Right, right.
00:29:21.000 I've done that a ton of times.
00:29:22.000 They get whacked by the branches.
00:29:23.000 I haven't done the branches, but I've watched it being done.
00:29:24.000 It's fascinating.
00:29:25.000 It looks cool.
00:29:25.000 It does look cool.
00:29:26.000 I bet it would be refreshing.
00:29:27.000 I mean, they're not hurting each other.
00:29:30.000 I'd be around with some branches.
00:29:32.000 And then they climb from the hot sauna, they climb into the water.
00:29:36.000 I always thought of it as just something that makes you feel a little bit better, but when you read and listen to Rhonda and her research on sauna, and 40% less mortality across the board from all factors, whether it's cancer, disease, heart attack,
00:29:51.000 all these different things, you're like, what?
00:29:53.000 40% drop in mortality?
00:29:55.000 That's incredible.
00:29:56.000 And then she talks about the actual physical measurable responses to sauna, to extreme heat, heat shock proteins, and then also cold shock proteins.
00:30:04.000 You realize, like, oh, there's something really going on here.
00:30:07.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:30:08.000 And you can feel it after a couple weeks.
00:30:10.000 For me, I've had friends do one, and they're like, it's too cold, I can't do this.
00:30:14.000 And I'm like, you don't understand.
00:30:15.000 It's not about just that one time.
00:30:18.000 I don't know about for you, but it was about week two to week three, where all of a sudden I just woke up and I'm like, wait a second, I feel like I'm 16 again.
00:30:26.000 Or, you know, just like a little bit, my mood was just crazy good.
00:30:29.000 Well, what did she call it?
00:30:31.000 Norepinephrine.
00:30:33.000 Norepinephrine.
00:30:34.000 That's a weird word.
00:30:35.000 Norepinephrine.
00:30:38.000 Norepinephrine.
00:30:38.000 Norepinephrine, yeah.
00:30:40.000 That stuff, that feeling that you get is very tangible.
00:30:44.000 It's like a drug.
00:30:45.000 It's almost like...
00:30:46.000 Like getting a little, just a tiny taste of pot.
00:30:49.000 Just a little, just a little, ooh, I feel that.
00:30:52.000 I brought that up in our podcast that I did with her.
00:30:54.000 It's like you're at a concert and you have a little hitter and then you're like, oh, okay, alright.
00:30:58.000 Music's a little bit better.
00:30:59.000 Just a little.
00:30:59.000 Yeah.
00:31:00.000 Yeah, it does.
00:31:00.000 It makes the sun feel better.
00:31:02.000 It's great.
00:31:04.000 And also for aches and pains and for someone who trains a lot, the measurable effect that they found as far as reducing the inflammatory markers in the blood, you can feel that.
00:31:18.000 You can absolutely feel the response to that when you do it like a week or two in a row.
00:31:22.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:31:23.000 So do you know that cold therapy used to be used as a treatment for insanity?
00:31:31.000 Did you know that back in the day?
00:31:32.000 How'd they do that?
00:31:33.000 So Van Gogh, when he cut his ear off and they put him in an insane asylum, they forced him to do two weekly, two hour long sessions of cold therapy.
00:31:45.000 And he writes about it.
00:31:46.000 This is a little teaser of some of the research I've been doing.
00:31:49.000 He writes about it in his letters to friends.
00:31:54.000 And so his letters are documented online, and you can find the Van Gogh letters.
00:31:58.000 And then I've dug into all of his letters and found any mention of cold therapy and what it's done to his mood.
00:32:03.000 It's fascinating.
00:32:04.000 And what was he saying?
00:32:05.000 Can you say what he's saying?
00:32:06.000 He was just saying that, yeah, I mean, you can look it up.
00:32:07.000 He was just saying that he was a big believer and he's feeling so much better.
00:32:11.000 And then I found pictures of the tub that they used to use.
00:32:15.000 So what they would do...
00:32:17.000 Because you would lay down in a bathtub, and they would put this, like, wood cover over the tub, but just with your head sticking out.
00:32:24.000 So almost like a guillotine kind of thing.
00:32:26.000 Is it guillotine?
00:32:26.000 What's the one where they chop your head off?
00:32:27.000 That was guillotine.
00:32:28.000 Okay.
00:32:29.000 And so they have his head sticking out, and then they would just pour ice-cold water through the tub for two hours, twice a week.
00:32:35.000 Jesus Christ!
00:32:36.000 Yeah.
00:32:37.000 And so you can't do anything.
00:32:38.000 You're stuck there.
00:32:39.000 Wow.
00:32:40.000 And they would do this to treat insanity, and it worked.
00:32:42.000 Wow.
00:32:43.000 And then, of course, drugs came along and everything else, and then all this just gets forgotten.
00:32:47.000 But that's one example.
00:32:49.000 Another one is I found some monks out in Japan that study this form of meditation in Buddhism where they sit underneath waterfalls, ice-cold waterfalls, and they meditate.
00:33:00.000 And I found their chants and all that that go along with that.
00:33:03.000 So that's something I'm going to put in this document as well.
00:33:05.000 Do you know who Hicks and Gracie is?
00:33:08.000 That sounds familiar.
00:33:09.000 Hickson Gracie is...
00:33:11.000 Not the Grappler Gracie.
00:33:12.000 Yes.
00:33:12.000 Okay.
00:33:13.000 Hoist Gracie is the guy who won the original UFCs, but he had his brother.
00:33:18.000 His brother Hickson is almost like a mythical creature in the world of martial arts because he's universally hailed as the greatest jiu-jitsu fighter of all time.
00:33:28.000 This is the guy they call the Michael Jordan of jiu-jitsu.
00:33:32.000 Because jiu-jitsu is one of those things where there's so many good guys, it's so hard to figure out who's the best.
00:33:37.000 This guy might beat that guy, and then next year that guy can beat this guy, but this is Hickson.
00:33:42.000 He's also a legit yogi.
00:33:44.000 He practices yoga on a regular basis.
00:33:46.000 I've heard about this guy.
00:33:47.000 He's amazing and he's actually been on the podcast too and I had a chance to talk to him.
00:33:53.000 That's the buffest yogi I've ever seen in my life.
00:33:55.000 He was very buff, especially when he was young.
00:33:57.000 Well, he was a mixed martial arts champion, a Brazilian jiu-jitsu champion, but he was also the champion.
00:34:03.000 He was in that movie The Hulk.
00:34:04.000 He was the guy who was teaching Ed Norton how to control his...
00:34:07.000 Oh, crazy.
00:34:07.000 His calm control is his anger to try to keep him from turning into the Hulk.
00:34:12.000 But there's this documentary called Choke, and it documents Hickson competing in the 1994 Japan Valley Tudo.
00:34:19.000 He went over to...
00:34:20.000 Is it 96?
00:34:22.000 Maybe 96. I don't remember what year it was.
00:34:25.000 But he went over to Japan and competed in this big mixed martial arts tournament.
00:34:29.000 And when he was over there, part of the time that he spent was climbing into these freezing cold rivers and getting under these waterfalls and meditating.
00:34:37.000 Oh, that's awesome.
00:34:38.000 And this video of him doing it, like his other family members tried to do it.
00:34:41.000 They get in the water for a couple seconds and they're like, fuck this!
00:34:43.000 Ah!
00:34:43.000 There he is.
00:34:45.000 He's in there doing these yogi breathing exercises.
00:34:48.000 That's what Wim teaches is a lot of that breathing to go along with.
00:34:51.000 You have to be really, really careful.
00:34:53.000 There's been people that have passed out doing the breathing exercises because they're so deep and it's really like giving you all that oxygen.
00:34:59.000 I put an oxygen meter on my finger when I do the breathing exercises and I take it, I hover right around 98. Like no one's ever really at 100 all the time.
00:35:07.000 Some people, weird people are, but I can bring myself up to 100%.
00:35:10.000 What is it measuring?
00:35:12.000 The level in your blood.
00:35:13.000 Just pure oxygen?
00:35:15.000 Yeah, it's like, you know those little meters that clip on you when you go to a doctor's office?
00:35:18.000 You can buy those for $15 on Amazon.
00:35:20.000 So, but how's it, was it tapping into your blood somehow?
00:35:24.000 Like, how is it measuring?
00:35:25.000 It's a little LED light that it shoots into your finger.
00:35:29.000 And through looking at the LED through your finger, like the same way your phone can measure your heart rate?
00:35:34.000 Right.
00:35:34.000 So this does heart rate along with blood oxygen level.
00:35:37.000 How the fuck does it know your blood oxygen level?
00:35:39.000 I have no idea.
00:35:39.000 I think magic and things.
00:35:40.000 Goddamn, what a wonderful world we live in.
00:35:43.000 And it's available on Amazon Prime for $15.
00:35:46.000 Not only is it amazing, it's also we'll be here in one hour if you use Postmates.
00:35:50.000 I'm fucking addicted to one clicking.
00:35:52.000 I'm so addicted.
00:35:53.000 That is the fall of Western civilization.
00:35:56.000 The people that run those UPS stores that get packages delivered to them and shit like that, they did not know what they were signing up for when one clicking came around.
00:36:03.000 Their suicide rates have to be just like through the roof.
00:36:06.000 Like, you gotta be hating life.
00:36:08.000 I guess.
00:36:09.000 Maybe they're just really into packages and they love it.
00:36:12.000 I would love that someone has like a package fetish.
00:36:15.000 There's like, fuck yeah, more Amazon's coming.
00:36:17.000 People are into weird shit, man.
00:36:18.000 They are into weird shit.
00:36:19.000 I mean, I don't think there's ever one thing that people have been into where I was like, ah, I can't believe it.
00:36:25.000 You know how there's those people that get into video games like, you know, Farmville and all that, and they spend like hundreds of thousands of dollars?
00:36:31.000 There has to be the equivalent on Amazon, right?
00:36:33.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:33.000 There have to be people that just one-click the shit out of Amazon every single day.
00:36:36.000 Well, when my grandfather was dying, my grandfather, when he was really old, after my grandmother died in particular, he was super depressed, and he got addicted to catalogs.
00:36:45.000 It's really sad.
00:36:47.000 Yeah.
00:36:48.000 My dad, before he passed away, he started, as he was getting into his 70s, started doing just more QVC shopping.
00:36:55.000 Yeah.
00:36:56.000 And just stuff just shows up.
00:36:57.000 And you're just like, Dad, why'd you buy that?
00:37:00.000 Granted, I mean, he always had...
00:37:02.000 You always get cool stuff.
00:37:04.000 I was always like, oh, that's a cool way to slice tomatoes or whatever it may be that showed up.
00:37:07.000 But it was like, you don't need it.
00:37:09.000 I think old people, as their brain starts to go, they become more susceptible to that kind of stuff.
00:37:14.000 They just buy everything.
00:37:15.000 Yeah, that's why those late night televangelists are so dangerous.
00:37:19.000 Super dangerous.
00:37:20.000 It's just...
00:37:20.000 They're preying on people with faulty mechanisms.
00:37:24.000 Right.
00:37:24.000 And then they call in and donate $100 or whatever, and they think they're gonna save their child from diabetes or who knows, you know?
00:37:30.000 Well, they found a method a few years back that was really troubling.
00:37:34.000 And what it was is they would prey on the poorest of poor people.
00:37:38.000 And what they would explain is they would say, I know you don't have any money.
00:37:42.000 I know your bills are due.
00:37:43.000 I know that you need this money.
00:37:45.000 But if you send that money, God will multiply that money tenfold.
00:37:50.000 And they'd have all these people that would say, you know, my rent was due, you know, my car payment, they were going to repossess my car, but I sent $100.
00:37:57.000 And the whole audience is clapping and cheering.
00:37:59.000 I gave $100 to God.
00:38:00.000 Ah, that's the worst.
00:38:02.000 And then all of a sudden, I hit that lottery ticket.
00:38:04.000 And that lottery ticket, I said, good Lord, it's $500.
00:38:07.000 It's true, Jesus gave me $500.
00:38:09.000 And everybody's clapping and cheering.
00:38:10.000 And then he would go on to another story.
00:38:12.000 Meanwhile, this guy's got a fucking...
00:38:14.000 $5,000 suit on.
00:38:15.000 It's probably driving a Bentley.
00:38:17.000 It's dark.
00:38:18.000 Because they're preying on people that have just faulty mechanisms.
00:38:21.000 Their brain is not working right.
00:38:23.000 Right.
00:38:24.000 They're their lowest possible point.
00:38:25.000 And then you're just kicking them while they're down.
00:38:27.000 It's really, really sad.
00:38:28.000 The old ones are worried about death.
00:38:31.000 I mean, death is imminent.
00:38:32.000 It's on the way.
00:38:33.000 The body's failing.
00:38:34.000 And as the body's failing, here's some guy on television that's saying a bunch of things that...
00:38:39.000 And I think there's sort of a window of...
00:38:44.000 of cognitive function that starts to close and it's very hard to perceive and you're on the outside you have to kind of like talk to them a lot to see like oh your ability to think is really really compromised right now right and but you know they talking they talk and they seem fairly normal right and but if you're around them a lot then you kind of get the full picture what's going on and those those types of people like man that's what they're gonna prey on Yeah,
00:39:10.000 I mean, it happens.
00:39:11.000 This is, I don't know if you ever get forwarded those email chains that, like, people send around.
00:39:16.000 My mom is obsessed with this kind of stuff in her 70s.
00:39:19.000 And it's just like, you know, people saying that something is a fact, especially in politics as well, when it's just made up, you know?
00:39:26.000 And they're just like, well, I got it in email and it said that it was from CNN. I'm like, Mom, did you click the link?
00:39:31.000 Did it actually take you to CNN? Did it actually say that in the article?
00:39:34.000 You know, it's just difficult because they believe anything that is on the internet.
00:39:38.000 Right.
00:39:38.000 Yeah, and there's also, obviously, confirmation bias.
00:39:41.000 You could always find a form that will tell you that the world is flat.
00:39:44.000 There's a whole flat earth community out there.
00:39:46.000 They openly mock me.
00:39:48.000 They're angry at me.
00:39:49.000 Are you serious?
00:39:50.000 Oh yeah, they've made videos.
00:39:51.000 How big is the flat earth community?
00:39:54.000 Look, if you stop and think about the sheer numbers of people, just in this country, let's go with America.
00:40:00.000 There's 300 million people in this country plus, right?
00:40:03.000 At least one out of a hundred is a fucking idiot.
00:40:06.000 At least.
00:40:08.000 So, you have three million fucking idiots just in this country.
00:40:11.000 And out of those fucking idiots, you can tell- I have a friend who thinks the Earth is flat.
00:40:15.000 That really fully bleeds it- Max Eberle, I'm talking to you, bitch!
00:40:21.000 He's crazy.
00:40:22.000 He's a great guy, great pool player, professional pool player.
00:40:24.000 Thinks the fucking world is flat.
00:40:26.000 He was arguing with my friend Justin about whether Earth was flat.
00:40:29.000 I go, Max, there's all these fucking pictures.
00:40:31.000 He goes, I think those pictures have been fake.
00:40:32.000 So everyone's in on it.
00:40:33.000 From the beginning of time, since they started taking pictures of planets, all those planets, the Sun, the Moon, Jupiter, all that shit just happens to be around, and you're not buying it.
00:40:43.000 Holy shit.
00:40:44.000 Yeah.
00:40:45.000 Holy shit!
00:40:47.000 You just have to feel compassion for those people then, right?
00:40:50.000 It's flat!
00:40:51.000 It's circular, but it's flat!
00:40:53.000 Something's not right upstairs.
00:40:54.000 Well, I think people love to be the person who...
00:40:58.000 I think there's something going on in the human brain, where the human brain has always been curious, and we're trying to innovate, and there's a part of the brain that has this insatiable desire to create better things and to innovate, and to constantly find a better way.
00:41:14.000 Well, in that...
00:41:16.000 We're always constantly searching for secrets as well.
00:41:19.000 Oh, well if you do that, then it works.
00:41:21.000 Hey, you take this flint and you bang it against this steel, you can make a fire.
00:41:25.000 So we find these things.
00:41:27.000 And then we're always trying to find the things that people are hiding.
00:41:29.000 Like, what are they hiding from us?
00:41:31.000 What kind of secrets?
00:41:32.000 Then you find out about...
00:41:33.000 Some secrets that are true, some conspiracies that absolutely do exist, whether it's William Randolph Hearst, whether it's fucking Rockefeller trying to keep alcohol from being legal because he wants to protect the gasoline market.
00:41:47.000 All these real conspiracies that you find out, and they fuel the speculation.
00:41:51.000 And then they want to be the one that tells you.
00:41:54.000 You know, that the sky is falling.
00:41:55.000 Right.
00:41:56.000 They want to be the one.
00:41:57.000 There's no way around that.
00:41:58.000 It's just going to happen until the end of days.
00:41:59.000 It's fascinating, though.
00:42:00.000 It's a weird aspect of people.
00:42:03.000 Well, it's also...
00:42:04.000 But I bet you believe in a few of those as well.
00:42:07.000 I mean, like, what is your take on UFOs?
00:42:08.000 I don't think it's impossible that we have been visited, but I see no evidence.
00:42:14.000 You don't think it's impossible?
00:42:15.000 Yeah.
00:42:15.000 So you do think it's possible?
00:42:16.000 I think it's absolutely possible that we could have been visited by a life form from another planet at one point in time, but there's no evidence.
00:42:23.000 Zero.
00:42:23.000 Zero.
00:42:24.000 So you don't think any of the photos, any of the videos, those objects move in?
00:42:27.000 How did they...
00:42:28.000 My question is like...
00:42:30.000 I've seen some objects that move in space that are fascinating.
00:42:32.000 Yeah, isn't that weird?
00:42:33.000 Yeah.
00:42:33.000 Like, so fast, and you're like, how did that jump across?
00:42:36.000 I mean, that's amazing to me.
00:42:37.000 I don't know what that is.
00:42:38.000 But there's also some weird shit that absolutely exists that they can prove on Earth, like ball lightning.
00:42:44.000 Have you ever seen ball lightning?
00:42:45.000 No.
00:42:46.000 This video's a ball lightning.
00:42:47.000 Ball lightning is like some weird phenomenon where lightning, instead of coming in a...
00:42:52.000 It can fly around like a ball.
00:42:55.000 Weird.
00:42:56.000 Yeah.
00:42:57.000 Yeah.
00:42:57.000 So that's probably half of the videos.
00:42:58.000 A good percentage.
00:43:00.000 Yeah.
00:43:00.000 There's a lot of them that are just stars where people are just retarded.
00:43:03.000 Right.
00:43:04.000 And they look like, I saw it!
00:43:05.000 Move!
00:43:06.000 Yeah.
00:43:06.000 I mean, there's been fighter pilots that have launched missiles at stars.
00:43:09.000 Yeah.
00:43:09.000 Or planets or whatever.
00:43:10.000 It's like...
00:43:11.000 There was something about that.
00:43:13.000 Venus.
00:43:13.000 You know, people think that Venus is a spaceship.
00:43:16.000 And I think there's also absolutely been experimental aircrafts.
00:43:20.000 Right.
00:43:21.000 When we were filming Fear Factor way out in the middle of the desert in Palmdale, which is near Edwards Air Force Base, and they had the stealth bombers.
00:43:31.000 It was like right after September 11th.
00:43:33.000 And you watch those things fly over.
00:43:35.000 You swear to God you're in Star Wars.
00:43:37.000 You're like, okay, that's a spaceship.
00:43:38.000 Darth Vader lives on that.
00:43:40.000 He's flying that.
00:43:41.000 Like, this is not a person in there.
00:43:43.000 Because it looks like a starship.
00:43:45.000 I've spent a lot of time out in the desert.
00:43:47.000 I used to work at the Nevada test site out by Area 51. You did?
00:43:51.000 Way back in 2000. What did you do out there?
00:43:54.000 Well, I was into technology, and this was kind of when I was studying computer science.
00:44:00.000 And so I was working out there.
00:44:02.000 Pretty low-level job, but I had to bounce around between the different areas.
00:44:05.000 So the test site is divided into, you know, 50-plus areas.
00:44:09.000 Right.
00:44:10.000 It's like Groom Lake, like that area?
00:44:12.000 Yeah, Groom Lake is one of them.
00:44:13.000 That's Area 51. That's the best known.
00:44:15.000 But there's so many other areas.
00:44:16.000 And there's different things on every plot of land.
00:44:19.000 Right.
00:44:19.000 And so there's one called BEEF, which is the big explosive experimental facility.
00:44:26.000 There's a lot of subcritical nuclear testing that's done underground, so it doesn't break any treaties, but they can figure out the yield based on the tests that they do.
00:44:35.000 So they can still do kind of nuclear tests, but it's not actually producing...
00:44:38.000 But they still close off all the areas when they do it.
00:44:41.000 And then there's every three-letter agency you can imagine rents out a piece of the test site to do tests and experiments.
00:44:47.000 Wow.
00:44:48.000 So it was my job to set up all the, at the time, Novel networking equipment between areas so that they could talk to each other.
00:44:54.000 What year was this?
00:44:56.000 2000. Just before that, 99, 98, 99, 2000. What was the year where they had to admit that that was actually a base because they had to expand the area that was forbidden to trespass on?
00:45:09.000 Yeah, I'm not sure what year.
00:45:12.000 I think it was in the 90s because they had denied it forever.
00:45:15.000 They did.
00:45:15.000 They denied it when I was there.
00:45:17.000 But it was so obvious.
00:45:18.000 You would go into the...
00:45:21.000 It was weird because they were just, you would go into the, well, first of all, you couldn't go to any area unless you had a reason to be there, and you also had to have a proper security clearance.
00:45:31.000 So I had what was called a queue clearance, which was top secret, but even if I had top secret, unless I had a request, and then if I went into an area that had sensitive information, I would also have to be escorted at the same time.
00:45:44.000 Wow.
00:45:44.000 But some of the areas that weren't really classified, they were just secret areas, like the power facility, for example.
00:45:52.000 You'd walk in and they'd show power clearly going to Groom Lake.
00:45:57.000 You could see the line going straight up to Groom Lake, but they would say it didn't exist, but it would show the line going up there.
00:46:03.000 And it's just like, that's so silly.
00:46:04.000 Why would you even show that if that was the case, you know?
00:46:07.000 Well, I think they probably feel like no one can go there.
00:46:09.000 So what are you going to do?
00:46:11.000 It's easier to deny it.
00:46:13.000 Go, fuck off.
00:46:13.000 It's not real.
00:46:14.000 Yes.
00:46:14.000 The Air Force took that over when I was there.
00:46:17.000 So the Air Force was running it.
00:46:19.000 It was Department of Energy, which handles all of our nuclear program.
00:46:23.000 But then the Air Force.
00:46:25.000 And then there's extra guard gates before you get there.
00:46:27.000 So when you head into Mercury, Nevada, you get through one guard gate, which is show your badge.
00:46:31.000 Guard comes on the bus, touches your badge, looks at your ID, all that good stuff.
00:46:35.000 Touches it.
00:46:36.000 Why do they touch it?
00:46:37.000 I don't know.
00:46:38.000 It was just a thing.
00:46:39.000 It was a requirement.
00:46:39.000 They wanted to feel that it was real because it was just laminated a certain way.
00:46:43.000 So I don't know why they had to touch it.
00:46:45.000 And then once you get through the front gate there, then to go into further areas, you could drive out there, but there'd be other gates if there was secret information going on between where you left and where you were headed.
00:46:56.000 So if you wanted to get to Groom Lake, there was one other guard station just outside of the Sedan Crater.
00:47:03.000 If you look up Sedan Crater on Google, there's this massive crater that was done via nuclear tests.
00:47:08.000 And right past that is one more guard station.
00:47:11.000 So it's severely compartmentalized.
00:47:14.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:47:16.000 And then an area can go dark, and then, you know, Department of Defense can come in and take it over and just do tests there for three months, and then it's dark again, and they just, you know, destroy everything they were working on.
00:47:26.000 Now, like, this massive crater from the nuclear test, like...
00:47:30.000 They're all over the place.
00:47:31.000 The test site is just filled with craters.
00:47:33.000 Fucking craters!
00:47:34.000 That's so crazy!
00:47:35.000 Yeah.
00:47:36.000 And you can stand on the edge of there.
00:47:37.000 They have the little platform there.
00:47:38.000 It's kind of fun.
00:47:39.000 Well, they did some pretty...
00:47:43.000 There's extensive nuclear tests out there.
00:47:45.000 Oh yeah, absolutely.
00:47:46.000 We had to wear a little dosometer around our necks.
00:47:49.000 To make sure you're okay?
00:47:50.000 Well, it wasn't real time, sadly.
00:47:52.000 So you would send it in and get it analyzed afterwards, and they'd tell you how much radiation exposure you had.
00:47:56.000 Oh fucking Christ.
00:47:57.000 But, you know, we were all going, and it was so mellow back then.
00:48:00.000 It had already kind of all cleared out.
00:48:03.000 That's so spooky, though.
00:48:04.000 It is spooky.
00:48:05.000 That there's all these craters all over the place where they were just like, what happens when we do this?
00:48:09.000 Yeah.
00:48:10.000 Drive to the edge, get out.
00:48:12.000 Now, when you were there, was there anything that made you think that the government had any knowledge of extraterrestrial aircrafts?
00:48:21.000 Was there any whispers of it?
00:48:23.000 Was there...
00:48:25.000 Uh...
00:48:25.000 There was whispers of a few things, but they weren't, like, ET-related stuff.
00:48:29.000 It was just, uh...
00:48:31.000 It was government projects, like other secret test projects that were going on.
00:48:36.000 So you think that's what a lot of people were seeing when they're talking about, like, unidentified flying objects?
00:48:41.000 I truly believe, even though this isn't...
00:48:44.000 I never heard of anything, but I had...
00:48:47.000 I don't know.
00:48:47.000 There were friends that we had that worked out in those areas, and I think they were experimenting just based on the skill sets that were going out there on kind of anti-gravity related stuff.
00:48:59.000 So that's kind of what...
00:49:01.000 Groom Lake wasn't being used at that point in time for any more research and development.
00:49:06.000 I think it was all kind of underground because a lot of that is underground.
00:49:10.000 It's an underground base as well.
00:49:11.000 So there's hangers out there and there's a really long runway.
00:49:15.000 But that was all for testing that was done in the 70s and 80s that were done out there.
00:49:20.000 Fuck, man.
00:49:21.000 I would love to go see what an underground base looks like.
00:49:24.000 Yeah, that would be crazy.
00:49:25.000 It must be state-of-the-art.
00:49:27.000 You would think that, but a lot of this is underfunded stuff.
00:49:30.000 Really?
00:49:30.000 I went underground one time in one of the areas, and they make you take this respirator training before you go underneath there, so you have to know how to use these emergency packs in case...
00:49:38.000 There's no air?
00:49:39.000 In case there's no air.
00:49:40.000 First of all, it's really cold.
00:49:42.000 It gets really cold immediately as you start to go underground.
00:49:45.000 Like how cold?
00:49:46.000 Like, you know, where I was wearing a jacket.
00:49:48.000 Like, it was...
00:49:49.000 40?
00:49:49.000 40?
00:49:50.000 I don't know.
00:49:51.000 It was so long ago.
00:49:52.000 But it was where I had to wear like a lightweight jacket.
00:49:54.000 Like a meat locker or like a refrigerator?
00:49:56.000 Well, it was once we got down in there, it was kind of during the, when you go down in the shaft, that was when it was chilly.
00:50:03.000 But once we got in there, it was a little bit more climate controlled.
00:50:07.000 But, you know, they go down underneath the ground to do some of these experiments.
00:50:10.000 And so that's part of the reason why I had to go down there.
00:50:13.000 The other big thing out there is really awesome.
00:50:15.000 It's called the DAFT, the Device Assembly Facility DAFT. You can Google that one as well.
00:50:22.000 This is where they assemble nuclear weapons in the United States, which is just nuts.
00:50:28.000 So that was another fun one to check out.
00:50:30.000 That was a super, super guarded facility.
00:50:32.000 That one was extremely hard to get into.
00:50:34.000 So these underground bases are underfunded?
00:50:37.000 Well, this one in particular was used for experiments, so it wasn't like a permanent thing.
00:50:41.000 Right.
00:50:41.000 A lot of these, so for example, when they did the subcritical nuclear test, they would have you go all the way underground, they'd set up all the test equipment, they would seal it with concrete, they would detonate it, and then they would close off the hole.
00:50:52.000 So it was always locked down and just underneath there.
00:50:56.000 And so that's kind of just underground forever.
00:50:58.000 That sounds like such a crazy way to do it.
00:51:01.000 I mean, they just didn't have the funds or, you know, they're not going to go in there and dig up a bunch of busted equipment that already detonated.
00:51:07.000 So it's like...
00:51:08.000 Well, it seems like a halfway thought out idea.
00:51:11.000 Like someone goes, well, how are we going to contain the explosion?
00:51:13.000 Okay.
00:51:14.000 Okay.
00:51:15.000 Okay.
00:51:15.000 Okay.
00:51:16.000 This is what we're going to do.
00:51:17.000 We're going to blow it up and then we're going to seal it off.
00:51:19.000 Okay.
00:51:19.000 And then they just went with it.
00:51:21.000 And nobody came along going, hey, fuckhead, you can't do that.
00:51:24.000 That's right.
00:51:24.000 No, and that makes that place toxic for 100,000 years.
00:51:27.000 No, this is a facility that's the size of Rhode Island.
00:51:31.000 I mean, it's massive.
00:51:32.000 There's so many wacky nuclear experiments that they did between 1940 and when they stopped.
00:51:38.000 One of them is the most bizarre.
00:51:40.000 It's called Operation Starfish Prime, where they detonated a nuclear bomb in the atmosphere.
00:51:45.000 They shot a nuclear bomb up into the magnetosphere.
00:51:50.000 Why would you do that?
00:51:51.000 They wanted to see what would happen.
00:51:53.000 I mean, I don't know what their experiment...
00:51:55.000 I mean, you would have to actually talk to the original scientist.
00:51:58.000 Because the fact that we know about it at all, it's fucking insane that they did this.
00:52:03.000 They shot it up into the Van Allen radiation belts and just launched a fucking bomb up there.
00:52:09.000 I don't know, to see if they could blow a hole through it.
00:52:11.000 This was when they were doing manned space missions, too.
00:52:15.000 So they might have been trying to blow a hole so to make it less radiation up there when they're sending astronauts through it.
00:52:21.000 Crazy.
00:52:22.000 Who the fuck knows?
00:52:23.000 But the fact that they didn't know what was going to happen and they decided to try it anyway.
00:52:27.000 Right.
00:52:28.000 Just like, okay, we'll just shoot a fucking megaton bomb up into the atmosphere.
00:52:31.000 The worst case scenario, though, is really bad, right?
00:52:34.000 Yeah, really, really, really, really, really bad.
00:52:37.000 Yeah, like fucking a million people die of cancer or something.
00:52:40.000 I mean, who the hell knows?
00:52:40.000 What is this one?
00:52:41.000 I was asking, is that a real picture?
00:52:43.000 It says that Operation Starfish happened during Operation...
00:52:46.000 What did you say?
00:52:48.000 Starfish?
00:52:48.000 Starfish Prime, it's called.
00:52:50.000 Yeah, it happened during Operation Dominic.
00:52:52.000 And this picture pops up.
00:52:53.000 Well, it's probably real.
00:52:55.000 I mean, they did so many of them.
00:52:57.000 One of my favorite ones of all time was one where they did it in the ocean.
00:53:01.000 And they really didn't know what kind of a reaction they would have...
00:53:05.000 Inside the ocean from a nuclear bomb.
00:53:07.000 Oh, I've seen that one.
00:53:08.000 They have video footage of that, don't they?
00:53:09.000 Oh my god, yeah, absolutely.
00:53:11.000 Jamie, see if you can see that.
00:53:12.000 Detonated nuclear bomb in the ocean.
00:53:13.000 Find that.
00:53:14.000 But it was beyond what they thought the impact was going to be.
00:53:19.000 They actually had battleships stationed around the area, and they got wrecked.
00:53:24.000 I don't know how many people died it in, or if there was even people on those battleships.
00:53:27.000 I think they were dummy ships, right?
00:53:28.000 I thought that was...
00:53:29.000 Hopefully.
00:53:30.000 Hopefully.
00:53:31.000 Because when it happened, I mean, what in the fuck?
00:53:34.000 I mean, that water goes a mile high up into the sky.
00:53:38.000 It's insane.
00:53:39.000 This is not the best video.
00:53:41.000 There's a way better video where there's a bunch of ships around it, and you see the ships just get overwhelmed by the water.
00:53:49.000 There's one of them.
00:53:50.000 Look at that.
00:53:51.000 Like, there's a perspective shot, because you kind of get a sense.
00:53:55.000 I mean, fuck, man.
00:53:58.000 Nuclear power is insane and nuclear bombs are way more insane.
00:54:04.000 The idea that you're going to split atoms and it's going to cause a reaction that is just so almost inconceivably powerful to the average person.
00:54:13.000 Like what could be, we have like sort of a metric in our head about, okay, this is a firecracker.
00:54:19.000 Right.
00:54:19.000 And then this is an M-80.
00:54:21.000 Here's the video.
00:54:22.000 Yeah, this is the big one.
00:54:24.000 It's a fucking, it's a mile into the air!
00:54:28.000 You know, here is an M-80.
00:54:30.000 Here is a stick of dynamite.
00:54:32.000 Okay, here's a nuclear bomb.
00:54:33.000 Like, oh, it's just, it's so, it's so exponentially more powerful than anything that we can kind of wrap our brains around.
00:54:42.000 And this is also, you know, what was this?
00:54:44.000 What year was this, Jamie?
00:54:45.000 This happened?
00:54:46.000 1950-something?
00:54:47.000 58. 58?
00:54:49.000 Imagine what they have now.
00:54:50.000 Right.
00:54:51.000 I mean, the 2016 version of that, I mean, there's just no more water.
00:54:57.000 Right.
00:54:57.000 The ocean's gone.
00:54:59.000 You know, the ocean becomes a Sahara desert.
00:55:02.000 That's crazy.
00:55:03.000 Yeah, I mean, humans are bananas, man.
00:55:05.000 We're a weird little animal.
00:55:07.000 And how long did you work out there at this test facility?
00:55:10.000 I was out there for about two and a half, close to three years.
00:55:13.000 Were you familiar at all with Robert Lazar?
00:55:16.000 Yes.
00:55:17.000 What did you think about that guy?
00:55:18.000 I had heard that he was a contractor and the story wasn't all that.
00:55:22.000 Right.
00:55:24.000 I heard that the area he talks about, S3, I heard that's true, that it is a real thing.
00:55:30.000 But I don't know about his stories.
00:55:32.000 His whole thing was folding space and time.
00:55:35.000 Yeah.
00:55:36.000 Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:55:37.000 Well, he's one of those guys that if you're a dummy and you listen to him, I mean, you go, oh, well, he's making sense and he seems so confident.
00:55:47.000 Like, I listen to him.
00:55:48.000 I don't know what the fuck he's saying.
00:55:50.000 Like he's talking about magnetic drives because I'm a dummy.
00:55:52.000 So I'm listening to this magnetic drive talk and talking about these spaceships.
00:55:56.000 I'm like, oh my God, this guy's telling the truth.
00:55:58.000 Right.
00:55:58.000 Because I don't know any better.
00:55:59.000 But I'm sure if I was a real physicist and I listened to him, I'd be like, that's not how it works.
00:56:04.000 You saw what?
00:56:05.000 What did you see?
00:56:06.000 No, that doesn't work like that.
00:56:07.000 Please have him on the show.
00:56:09.000 Robert Lazar?
00:56:10.000 Yeah, with someone.
00:56:11.000 Exactly.
00:56:12.000 I don't even know if he gives interviews anymore.
00:56:14.000 I mean, I haven't heard about the guy forever.
00:56:16.000 Yeah.
00:56:17.000 Yeah, they were saying he was a contractor working for...
00:56:21.000 Was it DOD or something like that?
00:56:24.000 I don't remember.
00:56:25.000 It was weird because he was never in any of the official catalogs or books or anything like that.
00:56:29.000 So his story is a little bit...
00:56:31.000 I don't know.
00:56:31.000 Well, also, one of the guys is a guy named Stanton Friedman, who's one of the premier UFOlogists.
00:56:37.000 He's actually a highly educated guy that's very skeptical of most UFO claims, but still believes it's possible.
00:56:43.000 Yeah.
00:56:44.000 He did some research into the guy's background and believes that he lied about his education and lied about different places that he worked.
00:56:53.000 But I don't know.
00:56:56.000 It's fun to pay attention to, but it's one of those things where you're like, man, I'm not really going to get a resolution here.
00:57:04.000 Right.
00:57:04.000 For me, it's the once a year, 1130 at night YouTube video fest.
00:57:09.000 Right.
00:57:10.000 Yes!
00:57:10.000 Where I just sit back and I'm just like, I watch like three hours of YouTube videos.
00:57:14.000 I'm like, oh my god, UFOs.
00:57:16.000 And then I go to bed the next day and then it happens again in a year or so.
00:57:19.000 Yeah.
00:57:20.000 Well, I think for sure it's possible that there's life out there in the universe that is as intelligent as us.
00:57:28.000 But it's also possible that we're the only one.
00:57:30.000 And the reason why I think it's possible that we're the only one is there's hundreds of millions of lifeforms on Earth, but we're the only one with an apple.
00:57:37.000 We're the only one with iPhones.
00:57:38.000 We're the only one that knows how to use the internet.
00:57:40.000 We're the only one.
00:57:40.000 I mean, out of these hundreds of millions of lifeforms on this Goldilocks planet...
00:57:44.000 Well, it would make...
00:57:46.000 Oh, you mean out of just our planet?
00:57:47.000 Yes, out of our planet.
00:57:48.000 I thought you were saying out of all planets, we're the only ones that use an iPhone.
00:57:51.000 No, no, no.
00:57:52.000 I was like, well, that kind of makes sense.
00:57:53.000 We kind of invented it.
00:57:54.000 But I mean, out of this planet, you know, it's not like we go into the fucking Congo and we find some strange species that knows how to send emails to each other.
00:58:02.000 Right.
00:58:02.000 You know, we're the only one.
00:58:04.000 Yeah, but then again, dolphins.
00:58:06.000 Yes.
00:58:06.000 They do weird shit with each other.
00:58:08.000 They can talk and whatnot.
00:58:09.000 We can't do most of that stuff.
00:58:11.000 Not only that, we don't understand what they're saying.
00:58:12.000 Right.
00:58:13.000 Which is kind of weird.
00:58:14.000 It's very weird.
00:58:14.000 Because we're supposed to be the top being here.
00:58:16.000 Mm-hmm.
00:58:17.000 Are you familiar at all with John Lilly?
00:58:19.000 No.
00:58:20.000 John Lilly is the guy who created the sensory deprivation tank.
00:58:23.000 Oh, yes, I've done that.
00:58:24.000 And he was also a pioneer of interspecies communication.
00:58:27.000 He used to do acid and get in this sensory deprivation tank next to a dolphin tank, and he tried to communicate with the dolphins.
00:58:34.000 Did that work?
00:58:36.000 Who the fuck knows?
00:58:37.000 It sounds like it kind of could.
00:58:38.000 It probably kind of could.
00:58:39.000 I mean, maybe at the moment, while he was tripping balls, floating, and hearing...
00:58:46.000 He probably kind of got a sense of what they were saying.
00:58:52.000 Right.
00:58:53.000 I was in a tank once, and I swore that it was an experience that I... I mean, the imagination is a very strange thing.
00:59:02.000 Imagination is very weird, because it's...
00:59:05.000 A lot of people, when you think of the imagination, you think of, oh, he's making things up in his mind that aren't real.
00:59:11.000 That's like the standard way of looking at the imagination.
00:59:13.000 Really, like, pragmatic, hard-nosed people will go, ah, all he's doing is sitting around all day imagining things.
00:59:21.000 But imagination is responsible for that clock, this computer, the coffee mugs, how to use ceramics, microphones, every fucking object on earth is all created out of the imagination.
00:59:32.000 And I was in a sensory deprivation tank, and I had this experience where I was in the jungle, and not only was I listening to these people speak this strange language, but I understood.
00:59:45.000 You were sober.
00:59:45.000 You weren't on ayahuasca or anything.
00:59:47.000 No, I was high as fuck.
00:59:50.000 I forget what it was on.
00:59:51.000 It was most likely edible pot.
00:59:53.000 Edible pot is my drug of choice in sensory deprivation tanks.
00:59:56.000 I think edible pot, first of all, is one of the most underrated psychedelic compounds.
01:00:01.000 I just think people don't realize that there is a profound difference between THC and what happens when your liver processes it, which is 11-hydroxy metabolite, which is four to five times more psychoactive than THC, which is why a lot of people think when they eat pot cookies that it was laced.
01:00:19.000 Something was in there.
01:00:21.000 No, that's what happens when you eat cannabis.
01:00:24.000 That's what's responsible for the Vedic texts.
01:00:27.000 A lot of the ancient Hindu documents, like all of their yogi practices, a lot of that was about eating hash.
01:00:36.000 Really?
01:00:37.000 Eating hash has been a tradition amongst people for thousands and thousands of years.
01:00:43.000 Wait, you eat?
01:00:43.000 The hash?
01:00:44.000 Like the sticky hash?
01:00:46.000 You can eat that?
01:00:46.000 Yeah, you can eat that for sure.
01:00:47.000 I didn't know that.
01:00:48.000 I thought you had to smoke it because it's already been broken down.
01:00:51.000 Well, especially when you cook it.
01:00:52.000 If you cook it in something fat-soluble and then you eat it, that's how you get it.
01:00:57.000 Well, that's just like butter with wheat or whatever.
01:00:58.000 Right.
01:00:59.000 And even in candy form.
01:01:00.000 I don't know exactly how they're making it, but you're eating it.
01:01:03.000 So it's whatever it is that allows your body to process it.
01:01:08.000 But when you do that inside a sensory deprivation tank, like on a pretty decent sized dose, you have some wild ass experiences.
01:01:15.000 I bet.
01:01:16.000 And one of mine was, I was in the jungle, and I was with these people, these indigenous people, wherever this jungle was.
01:01:24.000 And they were talking, and not only did I understand what they were saying, but I was thinking in their language.
01:01:31.000 It was very brief.
01:01:32.000 It was very brief.
01:01:33.000 And then I realized what I was doing, and then I woke up, and I could never bring myself back to that state again.
01:01:38.000 But I remember that this experience, which probably only lasted a couple minutes at most, was sensational.
01:01:45.000 It was very strange.
01:01:46.000 And I was trying to think, like, maybe this is like some sort of like a deeply tucked away genetic memory from back when, you know, the great, great, great ancestors of whoever was, you know, if you have to think...
01:02:02.000 Any person that's alive today, somehow or another, your genes must be traced back to ancient people.
01:02:08.000 There's only one way.
01:02:10.000 You didn't come out of a fucking 3D printer six weeks ago.
01:02:14.000 You are a product of hundreds of millions of years of life, right?
01:02:18.000 So if that is the case, some of that is probably tucked away inside your genes.
01:02:25.000 Interesting.
01:02:26.000 And there's this guy named Rupert Sheldrake.
01:02:30.000 Well, I think it's possible that there are little...
01:02:33.000 You know how sometimes someone will bring something up?
01:02:36.000 Like someone will say, hey man, you remember that guy we went to high school with?
01:02:38.000 And then they go, oh yeah!
01:02:40.000 And then all of a sudden you remember Mike.
01:02:41.000 And then you remember Mike's weird car.
01:02:44.000 And you remember Mike's girlfriend who beat him up.
01:02:46.000 And had that person not given you that cue, it would have been gone forever.
01:02:50.000 I think there are folders.
01:02:52.000 And one of the reasons why I say this is because I have very obvious folders.
01:02:59.000 Like when I'm talking about certain things, like say if we're talking about, you know, whatever, psychedelic drugs or monkeys or anything...
01:03:08.000 My mind has a bunch of information that it can draw upon.
01:03:12.000 But if you bring up something that I normally would be very knowledgeable about, like maybe mixed martial arts, like start asking me about certain fights or fighters, I have to go, oh yeah, hold on.
01:03:21.000 But if I was commentating on a UFC and it came up, it would be there for me.
01:03:26.000 It would be right there.
01:03:27.000 It's like that folder would be open and I'd be able to access it.
01:03:30.000 So you're just saying it takes a little while for the folder to get open.
01:03:33.000 Sometimes.
01:03:34.000 Sometimes that has to be your point of focus.
01:03:35.000 I mean, I don't understand memory entirely.
01:03:37.000 I don't necessarily understand how it works and how it varies so much.
01:03:43.000 There's sometimes where you're like, what is that fucking word?
01:03:45.000 What's that fucking word?
01:03:46.000 And then it comes out and you go, yeah, how could I forget that word?
01:03:49.000 I hate that.
01:03:49.000 Oh, it's crazy.
01:03:50.000 It happens all the time.
01:03:51.000 It's worse as you get older, too.
01:03:52.000 But what is it?
01:03:53.000 What's happened to me my whole life?
01:03:55.000 I don't think it's gotten any better or worse.
01:03:57.000 It's always been that thing.
01:03:58.000 Like, what's that fucking word?
01:04:00.000 And then someone will say it and you're like, yes!
01:04:02.000 Right, right.
01:04:03.000 But what is that?
01:04:05.000 Like, why is memory variable?
01:04:07.000 Like, why does it come and why does it go?
01:04:09.000 And why is it enhanced by certain compounds like paracetam and things along those lines.
01:04:14.000 Choline, there's like certain different things that will enhance your ability to memorize things or remember things or recall things.
01:04:21.000 But I think that It's got to be possible that somewhere deep, deep down in our DNA or genome or something, there's some memories.
01:04:32.000 And I think a lot of those memories are instincts.
01:04:35.000 Like Rupert Sheldrake, who's a guy who's been on this podcast before, he's an evolutionary biologist or something like that.
01:04:42.000 One of his theories is about why children who live in cities are afraid of monsters.
01:04:48.000 And he thinks that there is a deep-seated genetic memory of us being preyed upon by cats, by jaguars and leopards and things along those lines.
01:04:57.000 You know, back when we were, you know...
01:05:00.000 Less evolved hominids and that we're living in the trees and that these cats are jacking us and they do it at night and that's why we're terrified of the night and the darkness and monsters.
01:05:09.000 You know we think kids that live in inner cities they should be scared about bullets and crime and car accidents and train derailments and things that are real dangerous.
01:05:18.000 They probably will be in several thousand years once we've like...
01:05:21.000 Right.
01:05:21.000 Which becomes a part of the genome.
01:05:23.000 Right.
01:05:23.000 Yeah.
01:05:24.000 Who knows, man?
01:05:25.000 But I found that experience being in the tank.
01:05:30.000 It was so real.
01:05:31.000 That was what was bizarre.
01:05:32.000 And it easily could be marijuana plus imagination plus sensory deprivation creates this really...
01:05:39.000 I mean, that's a good combo.
01:05:40.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
01:05:41.000 It's pretty strong.
01:05:41.000 It's amazing.
01:05:42.000 What do you think about ayahuasca and all these other...
01:05:44.000 It seems like that's the hot thing everyone's doing these days.
01:05:46.000 Well, it's dimethyltryptamine.
01:05:48.000 Right.
01:05:48.000 I mean, that's what ayahuasca is.
01:05:49.000 Right.
01:05:50.000 Which people smoke that on their own.
01:05:52.000 Yeah.
01:05:53.000 Yeah.
01:05:53.000 I've smoked it a bunch of times.
01:05:55.000 Oh, you have?
01:05:55.000 Yeah.
01:05:56.000 Yeah.
01:05:56.000 I've never done ayahuasca because I've never found anybody that's willing to get it to me without going to the jungle.
01:06:02.000 You gotta do the ceremony.
01:06:04.000 But the DMT experience itself is unbelievably intense.
01:06:10.000 Just DMT itself is...
01:06:11.000 It's a more powerful version of ayahuasca.
01:06:16.000 Ayahuasca, from what it's been explained to me for everyone who's done it, is longer and oftentimes more introspective and it can be more profound even because it lasts longer and you have more time to sort of take in the experience.
01:06:28.000 But as far as the intensity of the experience, it's not as intense as when you smoke DMT. Interesting.
01:06:34.000 And smoking DMT is not as powerful as when it's injected intravenously.
01:06:41.000 And that's how they did it with Dr. Rick Strassman out of the University of New Mexico, did a series of tests, clinical trials on people.
01:06:48.000 Wow.
01:06:49.000 And he documented it in a book called DMT, The Spirit Molecule.
01:06:53.000 I've heard about that.
01:06:53.000 Isn't there a documentary on that as well?
01:06:55.000 Yeah, I narrate it.
01:06:56.000 Oh, you do?
01:06:57.000 I'm the host of it.
01:06:57.000 Oh, that's awesome.
01:06:59.000 Yeah.
01:06:59.000 It's a really interesting documentary because it deals with a lot of scientists and their experience.
01:07:06.000 With dimethyltryptamine and trying to understand what this compound is and why it exists.
01:07:11.000 But the trips that people had when they took it intravenously were like half hour long.
01:07:17.000 Just journeys into insanity.
01:07:20.000 Into this...
01:07:22.000 Like bad insanity?
01:07:23.000 No, no, no, no.
01:07:24.000 All of them, I believe, afterwards said that it profoundly enhanced their life and their perspective and gave them a view of reality that forever changed the way they look at things, about interactions, life.
01:07:40.000 I could say that about myself.
01:07:42.000 My experiences with DMT have definitely profoundly changed the way I view possibility because it's so impossibly dynamic and insane and it just doesn't seem like anything that you could have ever imagined.
01:07:57.000 And what ayahuasca is, is an orally active version of DMT, because DMT is insanely common.
01:08:06.000 It's in thousands of different plants.
01:08:08.000 It's in all sorts of different ecosystems.
01:08:12.000 All over the world have plants that have DMT, including a lot of grasses, like phalaris grasses, which is really common.
01:08:18.000 It's rich in DMT. But you can't extract it.
01:08:21.000 Well, you can extract it, for sure.
01:08:23.000 Absolutely.
01:08:24.000 You have to just know what you're doing.
01:08:25.000 If you're a chemist, it's actually not that difficult.
01:08:28.000 That's the reason why DMT, if you know people who know how to get DMT, the actual raw plants that have DMT, you can't make it legal, because there's too many of them.
01:08:38.000 Interesting.
01:08:39.000 It's like you would have to make, like, it's one of the, there's some scholars out of Jerusalem that believe that this is the literal interpretation of what Moses was experiencing when experiencing the burning bush and talking to God.
01:08:53.000 They believe that burning bush is the acacia tree.
01:08:56.000 Because the acacia tree is very rich in DMT and extremely common in that part of the world.
01:09:02.000 So was Moses smoking the tree?
01:09:04.000 Most likely, yeah.
01:09:05.000 If you smoke the acacia tree, do you get the DMT? I'm sure.
01:09:08.000 I'm sure if you light those trees on fire, you're going to absorb a certain quantity of DMT. It wouldn't be as...
01:09:16.000 Pure as extracting it in a lab, breaking it down to the raw DMT crystals, and then freebasing it, which is what you do.
01:09:24.000 That's probably way more intense.
01:09:26.000 But it's entirely likely that there's a method of doing it.
01:09:30.000 Because the method that they found in the Amazon is extremely convoluted.
01:09:34.000 What they did was, if you eat a plant that has DMT in it, your body produces something called monoamine oxidase that breaks down the dimethyltryptamine in the plant, and you won't You won't experience it psychoactively.
01:09:46.000 It's just like eating weed.
01:09:47.000 It does nothing unless it's been already pre-broken down.
01:09:49.000 But even more different, because weed has to be cooked in something in order to activate it.
01:09:55.000 Right, right.
01:09:56.000 But if you just eat it straight up, just like the plant itself, you won't feel anything.
01:10:00.000 I don't think so.
01:10:00.000 No, you don't.
01:10:01.000 But it's supposed to be really good for you, though.
01:10:02.000 Oh, interesting.
01:10:03.000 If you eat it, like juicing it.
01:10:04.000 Fiber?
01:10:04.000 Juicing it.
01:10:05.000 It's supposed to be really rich in phytonutrients, and it's supposed to be really rich in CBDs, too, which don't necessarily get you high, but are really good for you, and good for inflammation.
01:10:14.000 Juicing it.
01:10:15.000 No, it's a big thing, man.
01:10:17.000 People juice it.
01:10:18.000 It's really super common.
01:10:19.000 Like wheatgrass juice, they do it with cannabis.
01:10:21.000 They take the leaves and they throw it in a juicer.
01:10:23.000 You get those at the dispensaries here?
01:10:25.000 No, no.
01:10:26.000 But I've seen it online.
01:10:27.000 I've never actually seen it in person, but I definitely have seen it online.
01:10:30.000 So what these people have done when they created ayahuasca, and they've been doing this for no one knows how long, but they believe it's been thousands and thousands of years.
01:10:37.000 It's really hard to try to Figure out how long they've been doing it.
01:10:40.000 But they take the leaf of one plant, which contains harmine, which is a natural MAO inhibitor, and they take the roots or the vine of another plant, which has the dimethyltryptamine in it, and they boil it in some sort of a crazy concoction.
01:10:55.000 So they figured out how to make their own pharmacological solution to absorbing DMT orally.
01:11:03.000 Which is crazy.
01:11:04.000 Who discovered that?
01:11:05.000 Well, they say the plants told them how to do it.
01:11:08.000 Of course they said that.
01:11:09.000 I don't know if that's wrong.
01:11:11.000 I mean, I just think our view of what a plant is, it's like, well, I talk to my fur and it never says anything.
01:11:17.000 Right.
01:11:17.000 You got a plant that's in a fucking plastic cup.
01:11:20.000 I think it's probably...
01:11:22.000 Analogous to the difference between that little tiny pig that's like a little baby pig and a fucking wild pig who's out there hustling, making shit happen.
01:11:34.000 There's a picture I put up on my Instagram a few days ago of a wild boar running off with a fawn in its mouth.
01:11:43.000 And, you know, and it's a very shocking picture because we don't think of pigs as being predators.
01:11:49.000 Right.
01:11:49.000 But they're opportunists and they absolutely will prey on something if they can catch it.
01:11:53.000 But that image is like as far removed on the spectrum from that little pig, that little tiny pig that's got a guitar in his lap.
01:12:02.000 Yeah.
01:12:02.000 You know, like look at this thing.
01:12:03.000 Wow.
01:12:03.000 Look at that boar.
01:12:04.000 And that is a...
01:12:05.000 Yeah, that pig's not playing guitar.
01:12:07.000 Yeah, and that's America.
01:12:08.000 That's a boar in America.
01:12:10.000 Running off with a deer fawn in its mouth.
01:12:13.000 Those boars are big.
01:12:15.000 They're fucking huge.
01:12:16.000 They get enormous.
01:12:17.000 They get enormous.
01:12:19.000 And, you know, there's ones that they've caught them or killed them that are, you know, pushing a thousand pounds out there in the wild.
01:12:27.000 But I think that...
01:12:28.000 That is a wild animal, you know?
01:12:31.000 And I think these wild plants that are living in the jungle, that are alive in the rainforest and have been there for thousands of years in this deep canopy of moisture and nutrients and plants and bugs and mammals and cats and all these different things.
01:12:48.000 And then you got these people who live, like the Chumani, they're walking barefoot through these fucking woods in Bolivia and throwing fucking spears at monkeys and shit and cooking them over the fire.
01:12:58.000 These people have been living like this for thousands of years.
01:13:01.000 They're eating coca leaves and tripping their balls off off mushrooms.
01:13:04.000 I've done that.
01:13:04.000 That's actually fun.
01:13:05.000 The coca leaves?
01:13:06.000 Yeah.
01:13:06.000 It's supposed to be pretty awesome.
01:13:08.000 Yeah, you've never tried it before?
01:13:09.000 I've had the tea.
01:13:10.000 Yeah.
01:13:10.000 I've had the coca de mate tea, which I thought was pretty interesting.
01:13:13.000 I couldn't shut the fuck up.
01:13:14.000 I didn't like that aspect of it.
01:13:16.000 The leaves are legal.
01:13:17.000 You can buy the leaves.
01:13:19.000 Can you, though?
01:13:19.000 You can.
01:13:20.000 I saw them on Amazon, actually.
01:13:22.000 Yeah, this fucking DEA hustle.
01:13:24.000 Well, you need the other compound to go with it.
01:13:27.000 It's a little bit of that lime.
01:13:29.000 Well, they use baking soda, too.
01:13:30.000 Yeah, baking soda, yeah.
01:13:31.000 And then you just chew it, and basically it's like having a cup of coffee.
01:13:34.000 Well, it's supposed to be better for you, and it's actually a healthy plant.
01:13:38.000 Yeah.
01:13:38.000 The phytonutrients, the vitamins from the actual leaves of the plant itself, it's actually good for you.
01:13:43.000 Yeah, I was actually chewing some with a doctor friend of mine, and he's like, yeah, it's great.
01:13:47.000 So you could just order it?
01:13:48.000 Yeah, you can just order it.
01:13:49.000 You need to start ordering it, Jamie.
01:13:50.000 I'm going to do a podcast with a big fucking baseball-sized chaw.
01:13:54.000 That's exactly what you do.
01:13:55.000 You put like a little wad in your mouth and it's just like, you know, the conversation started.
01:13:59.000 I think it's entirely possible that these people that are eating plants that have psychedelic properties to them, whether it's mushrooms and, you know, there's a lot of mushrooms that you can eat.
01:14:09.000 And also in these same areas, there's a lot of psilocybin.
01:14:12.000 So they're chewing these psilocybin mushrooms and they have these ideas of how to combine these things.
01:14:19.000 You're talking about hundreds of different species of plants.
01:14:22.000 These fucking guys have figured out how to take these two and combine them in some really crazy involved way.
01:14:29.000 Were you boiling it?
01:14:31.000 What's the explanation?
01:14:32.000 There's no explanation that makes any sense other than the plants gave them the hints.
01:14:38.000 Yeah, I think that I've always believed, and my wife's a neuroscientist, so we talk about this stuff a lot and debate it, but I've always believed that, you know, we know about the senses that we've documented.
01:14:49.000 And I think that there's certain things that we can take that activate other senses that we didn't know were there.
01:14:55.000 And allow us to do certain things like, for example, talk to plants or whatever it may be.
01:14:59.000 It's not going to be the, you know, I'm having a conversation and it's talking back to me, but it could be a feeling or a vibe or, you know, something else there, you know.
01:15:11.000 Well, do you know, when scientists first found Harmin, and I want to say this was in the early 1900s, I forget what year it was, but when they first found Harmin, they wanted to call it telepathine.
01:15:26.000 I think it was Socotrius viridis.
01:15:28.000 I think that was the plant that they found it in.
01:15:30.000 I forget what the plant they found it in was.
01:15:32.000 But the compound, whatever it was, had allowed these people, these scientists, to feel like they were experiencing some sort of communal thoughts.
01:15:44.000 And so they wanted to call it telepathine.
01:15:47.000 But because of the fact that once they had isolated the compound and figured out what it was, they realized it had already been named Harmin, you know, due to the rules of scientific nomenclature.
01:15:59.000 They decided to just keep that name.
01:16:00.000 But their name for it was going to be telepathy.
01:16:04.000 Crazy.
01:16:04.000 Yeah.
01:16:04.000 You want to hear, this is a somewhat related topic, but I have someone that I met that has a startup that catalogs people's dreams.
01:16:15.000 So they fill out like a little small questionnaire after they have a dream.
01:16:19.000 And something that they've discovered, I don't know that they've published this or come out with any data or released it publicly, but people are dreaming the same thing on the same night.
01:16:27.000 What?
01:16:28.000 It's a thing.
01:16:29.000 And so masses of people are having the same dream.
01:16:35.000 What kind of dreams?
01:16:36.000 I don't know.
01:16:37.000 This was over a beer that we had this conversation at a party, so I need to get back to them and say, let's get this data out there.
01:16:44.000 I'm curious as to what it is.
01:16:45.000 Holy shit.
01:16:46.000 Yeah.
01:16:47.000 That's wild.
01:16:49.000 So how many people are studying?
01:16:51.000 It's not an official study.
01:16:52.000 It's just like an app for people that like to catalog and keep track of their dreams.
01:16:56.000 So he's looking at it in aggregate and finding these patterns.
01:17:00.000 So they record it nightly?
01:17:01.000 Yeah, like you wake up in the morning and then you write down, I dreamt about sharks eating dolphins or whatever it is.
01:17:06.000 And then they're seeing patterns and large groups of people.
01:17:09.000 Oh my god.
01:17:10.000 Really trippy.
01:17:11.000 Imagine if dreams are like a gigantic cineopolis.
01:17:14.000 Yes.
01:17:14.000 And you could pick which movie you go into and there's a bunch of other people in the movie with you watching the same thing.
01:17:19.000 It's really weird.
01:17:20.000 But also like movies, some thinking it's beautiful, others thinking it's shit.
01:17:25.000 Right.
01:17:25.000 You know, incredibly subjective.
01:17:27.000 It's really a trip.
01:17:28.000 Fuck, man.
01:17:29.000 I know.
01:17:29.000 That's crazy.
01:17:30.000 That is goddamn crazy.
01:17:33.000 If that turns out to be something that they discover and that starts getting expanded upon and people start...
01:17:39.000 Really bringing this up on a regular basis.
01:17:41.000 We find out that that's real hard data.
01:17:44.000 That's going to be amazing.
01:17:45.000 What a game-changer that would be.
01:17:47.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:17:48.000 Have you ever taken things before you go to bed to enhance dreams?
01:17:52.000 No.
01:17:53.000 Let me give you something before you leave.
01:17:54.000 Yeah, have you ever tried AlphaBrain?
01:17:56.000 No.
01:17:56.000 AlphaBrain is a nootropic, and this is this company, Onnit, my company, produces.
01:18:01.000 Cool.
01:18:01.000 And we have double-blind, placebo-controlled studies showing that, from the Boston Center of Memory, showing that it enhances memory, enhances executive function, enhances reaction time.
01:18:11.000 Wow.
01:18:12.000 Also that your body...
01:18:14.000 It puts your body in the alpha state.
01:18:16.000 It puts your mind in the alpha state.
01:18:17.000 But one of the big things from it is if you take it before you go to bed, it gives you lucid dreams.
01:18:22.000 Like really vivid dreams.
01:18:24.000 And the way I describe it is, and I try not to take it sometimes before I go to bed just because I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night freaked out.
01:18:30.000 Have to pee, then can't go back to bed.
01:18:32.000 Like, my sleep is precious to me.
01:18:34.000 Like, I need at least six hours to be functional.
01:18:37.000 Oh, I'm the same way.
01:18:38.000 And if I don't get it, I just...
01:18:39.000 I preserve that sleep.
01:18:41.000 I guard it.
01:18:42.000 Are you tracking it with, like, a Fitbit or something?
01:18:44.000 No.
01:18:44.000 No, I just sleep.
01:18:46.000 But I'm...
01:18:46.000 I sleep well, but I'm really diligent about it.
01:18:50.000 So I don't go online late at night and freak myself out if I know I have to go to bed.
01:18:55.000 I'm not going to watch animal attacks or some fucking cop shooting some kid and just tripping out.
01:19:01.000 You know what I mean?
01:19:01.000 Oh, absolutely.
01:19:02.000 There has to be a two-hour window for me every night.
01:19:04.000 I try to not do electronics.
01:19:06.000 And get Flux, too, which I'm sure you already have.
01:19:09.000 What is Flux?
01:19:10.000 It's for your laptop.
01:19:11.000 It shuts off all the blue light.
01:19:13.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
01:19:14.000 No.
01:19:14.000 Also, Apple just introduced us in the latest version of iOS.
01:19:18.000 I've seen that.
01:19:18.000 You can turn it on, takes all the blue light out.
01:19:20.000 Flux does it for the laptop.
01:19:21.000 Oh, okay.
01:19:22.000 And so at sunset, the screen starts to remove all the blue light.
01:19:26.000 They're saying it helps you sleep better, and I found that was the case.
01:19:29.000 Yeah, there was this futurist...
01:19:35.000 A convention in New York City a few years back, 2042. They think that in 2042, that's going to be the year that artificial intelligence takes off.
01:19:46.000 And there's all these weirdos that were creating these robots that they could talk to and thinking they're going to download their consciousness into computers.
01:19:55.000 Well, there's a bunch of guys that had these screens over their phones because they were convinced that the artificial light that's emanating from phones is damaging your brain and damaging sleep patterns.
01:20:05.000 Giving you an artificial light source, especially right before you go to bed, could potentially disrupt your sleep.
01:20:11.000 Yeah.
01:20:12.000 Yeah, that's the whole theory behind all this stuff.
01:20:15.000 Yeah, my wife was wearing these wacky glasses for a while.
01:20:18.000 Remember the Boz, Brian Bosworth?
01:20:20.000 Remember those fucking blades that would cover your whole face?
01:20:25.000 Does this shoot LED light into your face?
01:20:26.000 No, no, no.
01:20:28.000 It's like orange.
01:20:30.000 The idea was that it would filter light.
01:20:34.000 Oh, like boob lockers.
01:20:35.000 Yes, in a way, yeah.
01:20:37.000 But it was designed specifically to calm the interaction of your eyeballs.
01:20:46.000 Amazing.
01:20:48.000 Those are epic.
01:20:49.000 We're looking at a photo of Brian Bosworth, who's a famous football guy from the 1980s, I guess, with these ridiculous glasses that no one wears anymore.
01:20:58.000 That earring, too.
01:20:59.000 Yeah, those Terminator glasses.
01:21:00.000 Those were the things, right, after the Terminator?
01:21:04.000 But these goggles, these things that people wear, they wear them and they think that somehow or another filtering the light will enhance your sleep.
01:21:14.000 Is there science behind all that?
01:21:16.000 Like the flux thing?
01:21:17.000 I don't know.
01:21:18.000 I didn't look into the science.
01:21:20.000 But if Apple's adding it, there must be something.
01:21:23.000 They wouldn't just do that for funsies.
01:21:24.000 Yeah, I assume.
01:21:26.000 There has to be some data behind it.
01:21:27.000 Do you use all Apple products?
01:21:30.000 For the most part, I have an Android phone as well, just to kind of mess around with stuff to stay current.
01:21:34.000 But yeah, almost all Apple.
01:21:36.000 Yeah, I have an Android phone too.
01:21:38.000 I think the Galaxy phones are, they're probably pretty commensurate.
01:21:43.000 I mean, when I go back and forth, I mean, one of them is to get used to it.
01:21:47.000 And the way it communicates with laptops and other Apple people and the ability to airdrop stuff, there's like some definite benefits.
01:21:54.000 Sure.
01:21:54.000 But there's also some benefits to the Android platform, too.
01:21:57.000 You know, I like all the new Amazon Prime stuff, like their new TV. It's great.
01:22:02.000 Yeah.
01:22:03.000 Yeah, it's got all the streaming.
01:22:04.000 It's better UI, I think, than the new Apple stuff.
01:22:07.000 Yeah, I mean, Amazon, I wish that it would catch up and become a real competitor to Netflix.
01:22:12.000 I think they're kind of closing in.
01:22:13.000 They're creating their own content now, and they're trying to really become...
01:22:19.000 There are some options, too.
01:22:20.000 You can download the movies to your device, which you can't really do with Netflix.
01:22:25.000 So if you're on a plane or something like that, flying over the ocean, you're kind of fucked if you want to watch Netflix.
01:22:30.000 But there's also some stuff that I think...
01:22:37.000 You can definitely make the argument that it's probably a good idea to support emerging platforms or other platforms as well.
01:22:47.000 It's not a good thing for everybody to be on Apple.
01:22:50.000 I think the more Androids come up with more sophisticated devices and more interesting options and features and applications, the more it's going to force Apple to raise their bar as well.
01:23:00.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:23:01.000 And I think that a lot of the Amazon stuff like the Echo, like those devices in your home that you can speak to, those are a lot of fun.
01:23:07.000 I'm actually finding it pretty useful.
01:23:08.000 Yeah?
01:23:09.000 What do you use it for?
01:23:09.000 Well, I mean, just, you know, you're sitting there in the kitchen, you're like, I ran out of trash bags.
01:23:13.000 And you say, you know, order me new trash bags.
01:23:16.000 And then it looks into your previous purchases, it knows that you've bought those bags before, it knows your home address, it knows your credit card, and it just automatically sends it out.
01:23:24.000 And do you have to press a button to say that or do you just say it?
01:23:26.000 No, you just query the device and just say, order me trash bags, that's it.
01:23:31.000 So you have to talk to the device first?
01:23:32.000 Yeah, you say, hey Alexa, and it's like, what's up?
01:23:35.000 People get mad when I say, hey Siri, on the podcast because then their phone starts going off.
01:23:39.000 Turn that shit off, folks.
01:23:41.000 That Siri's stupid.
01:23:42.000 She doesn't know what the difference between a podcast and your own voice is.
01:23:45.000 It's not ready yet.
01:23:46.000 She's not the best.
01:23:47.000 She's not ready.
01:23:48.000 Is there a Google version of Siri?
01:23:50.000 There is, right?
01:23:50.000 Yeah.
01:23:51.000 What's it called?
01:23:51.000 OK Google.
01:23:52.000 Oh, and that's what you say?
01:23:54.000 It's the same thing?
01:23:54.000 Yeah, Google Now is what they call it.
01:23:56.000 You say OK Google, and then it just...
01:23:58.000 The Google one's actually quite good.
01:24:00.000 I've been wanting to fuck around with a Windows laptop for a while.
01:24:03.000 I can't bring myself to doing it.
01:24:05.000 I got the new tablet, and I used it for about a week, and then I sent it back.
01:24:09.000 Well, what's funny is you get it and you're so excited and you're like, oh, it looks cool.
01:24:13.000 Like, you know, they've sold me because they come up with these, like, fun little videos and stuff.
01:24:17.000 And then you realize, you're like, fuck, I'm in Windows.
01:24:20.000 And then you're back in.
01:24:21.000 Like, it'll reappear.
01:24:23.000 Like, you'll go, it'll look like this beautiful interface and you're like, oh, cool apps and all this and whatnot.
01:24:28.000 And then you go into settings and it's like there's, like, 10,000 options.
01:24:31.000 And it defaults back to that old Windows feel.
01:24:34.000 Oh.
01:24:34.000 I don't know if they fixed that with the latest version, but that was my problem with it.
01:24:39.000 I realized this is just Windows again.
01:24:41.000 Is this a tablet?
01:24:42.000 It was a tablet, yeah.
01:24:44.000 Can you still go into DOS? Yeah, I think you can still go into DOS. You can still enter in command prompts?
01:24:49.000 Yeah, which I kind of like.
01:24:50.000 That brings back the old school.
01:24:53.000 It's just, there's some new laptops, like Lenovo has some new Thinkpads that are pretty interesting.
01:25:01.000 They're supposed to have really good keyboards.
01:25:03.000 What about the Chromebook?
01:25:04.000 Have you played around with that?
01:25:05.000 No, I haven't.
01:25:05.000 Those are pretty cool.
01:25:06.000 Well, I had a friend who worked for Google, and she had one of those, and I was like, okay, where do you store things on this?
01:25:11.000 You can't.
01:25:12.000 It's all the cloud.
01:25:12.000 What?
01:25:13.000 You can't?
01:25:14.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:25:15.000 You don't have anything on your laptop?
01:25:17.000 Fuck off.
01:25:18.000 No, I'm kind of like that now with the Apple.
01:25:20.000 Yeah?
01:25:20.000 Yeah, why not?
01:25:22.000 Because then you can smash it, you can lose it, whatever, and who cares?
01:25:25.000 You just get a new one and you're back up and running in like 10 minutes.
01:25:27.000 But do you have any of your writing that you don't want people to access that's up there in the cloud?
01:25:32.000 Well, you just use two-factor auth and all that stuff.
01:25:34.000 What is that?
01:25:35.000 That's where it has to send you a text with a code in order for you to log in with a new device.
01:25:39.000 So that way, even if they know your password, they can't get into your stuff.
01:25:43.000 That makes sense.
01:25:43.000 Yeah, so I have that turned on for everything, and then, yeah, everything's in the cloud.
01:25:46.000 All photos, all videos, all documents, everything.
01:25:50.000 You're a man with no porno.
01:25:51.000 No dick pics are floating around.
01:25:53.000 You feel real confident.
01:25:55.000 You're like, yeah, it's in the cloud.
01:25:56.000 Go ahead, look at pictures of my dog.
01:25:57.000 Who gives a shit?
01:26:00.000 Yeah, there was a sticker I want to get.
01:26:01.000 It said, like, the cloud is really just someone else's computer, which is very true.
01:26:05.000 It is.
01:26:05.000 It is just someone else's computer.
01:26:07.000 There is no cloud.
01:26:07.000 It's not up in the sky, you fucks.
01:26:10.000 Like, why are you calling it the cloud when it's on the ground?
01:26:12.000 That's so stupid.
01:26:13.000 It's just someone's computer.
01:26:14.000 But it's a weird name.
01:26:15.000 Like, why say the cloud?
01:26:16.000 I don't understand why you would say the cloud.
01:26:18.000 Why say cyberspace?
01:26:20.000 Yeah.
01:26:20.000 I guess we don't really use cyberspace anymore.
01:26:22.000 Yeah, that really doesn't get brought up.
01:26:24.000 But the cloud is weird.
01:26:27.000 But what would be a good replacement?
01:26:29.000 For what?
01:26:30.000 The cloud?
01:26:30.000 The word, the cloud, the expression.
01:26:33.000 I don't know.
01:26:33.000 I kind of like it.
01:26:34.000 It's kind of stuck.
01:26:35.000 It makes me think of this like, well, the thing about the cloud is it's redundant.
01:26:41.000 Like, you can never lose your data.
01:26:43.000 It's distributed.
01:26:43.000 So clouds are everywhere.
01:26:45.000 So in theory, so is your data, which is concerning slash awesome.
01:26:50.000 Yeah, but she...
01:26:53.000 I just am always in this position where I say, well, what if I can't get online and I want to have access to my stuff?
01:27:02.000 Well, most of it is locally cached, right?
01:27:05.000 Right.
01:27:05.000 So if you have, you know, iCloud on your desktop or Dropbox or anything else, even if you're in airplane mode, it's still going to be there.
01:27:12.000 You just double click to open it.
01:27:13.000 You're good to go.
01:27:14.000 It syncs the changes later.
01:27:16.000 You know, what you're doing it for is really just a fancy backup.
01:27:19.000 You know, in case you ever lose the device, everything's there.
01:27:22.000 The fancy backup is a great idea.
01:27:23.000 But what actually disturbs me is the idea that we're going to get to a point where you don't have any hard drive space.
01:27:30.000 Because you're not storing anything.
01:27:31.000 You're just accessing things that are somewhere else.
01:27:33.000 And you're paying for that service.
01:27:34.000 Yeah.
01:27:35.000 I pay Apple probably $150 a year for my cloud storage.
01:27:38.000 And it backs up all of my devices to the cloud.
01:27:41.000 Do you do the Apple Music thing?
01:27:42.000 Do you pay the $8 a month or $10 a month?
01:27:45.000 I did it just to play with it.
01:27:45.000 I thought the interface kind of sucks.
01:27:47.000 iTunes is so bloated right now.
01:27:49.000 What is cool though is Siri could call up songs that you don't even have on your phone.
01:27:54.000 Like, hey Siri, play Michael Jackson.
01:27:56.000 And it'll say, what song?
01:27:58.000 And then you say, Thriller, bitch.
01:28:00.000 Amazon does that too.
01:28:01.000 The Echo does that.
01:28:02.000 Yeah?
01:28:03.000 Yeah.
01:28:03.000 You can just tell it to play anything, and if you have Amazon Prime, you get access to all their free Prime music, and then it just plays it.
01:28:10.000 They're all doing it now.
01:28:11.000 Spotify, everybody's doing it.
01:28:12.000 Yeah, I feel like I want to fuck around with other platforms just because I've just been such an Apple dork.
01:28:18.000 But then part of me goes, well, that's just because you're a procrastinator and you don't want to work.
01:28:21.000 You want to start playing with some, oh, I'll get to work once I figure out how to run this new laptop.
01:28:26.000 I'm just going to figure out how to format my hard drive.
01:28:28.000 How do I defrag on this Windows device?
01:28:31.000 Yeah.
01:28:31.000 We all do it, and then you always come back to Apple.
01:28:34.000 At least that's been my experience.
01:28:35.000 Yeah.
01:28:35.000 Because you're just like, ah, there's some little things that it doesn't do right, the way you're used to, and then you go back to...
01:28:40.000 Also, Apple keeps getting better.
01:28:42.000 The devices keep getting better.
01:28:43.000 They just get better and better and better.
01:28:45.000 And this one that I have here is flash drive, which I'm fucking addicted to.
01:28:50.000 Yeah.
01:28:51.000 So it powers on like that, accesses data like that.
01:28:54.000 I'm just so addicted to that.
01:28:55.000 Yeah.
01:28:55.000 Because I remember the spinning of...
01:28:57.000 Spinning of the hard drive.
01:28:59.000 Right.
01:28:59.000 And if you dropped it, the hard drive would break.
01:29:01.000 Yeah.
01:29:02.000 These things are bulletproof.
01:29:03.000 They are.
01:29:04.000 Yeah, that one's not Retina display, though, right?
01:29:06.000 Yeah, it is.
01:29:06.000 It is?
01:29:07.000 Yeah.
01:29:07.000 That is?
01:29:07.000 No, it's not.
01:29:08.000 Oh, that's a MacBook Pro.
01:29:09.000 Yeah.
01:29:09.000 Okay, that's the...
01:29:10.000 Yeah.
01:29:11.000 That's awesome.
01:29:12.000 The reddit display is a big difference, too.
01:29:13.000 It's pretty slick.
01:29:14.000 Yeah.
01:29:15.000 Especially when I have my glasses on.
01:29:16.000 Yeah.
01:29:16.000 When I'm not having my glasses on, what's the point?
01:29:20.000 It doesn't matter at that point.
01:29:21.000 I barely could read text.
01:29:23.000 I mean, I could kind of...
01:29:25.000 This is in front of us.
01:29:26.000 We're looking at normal-sized type like that, right?
01:29:29.000 I have to kind of open my eyes up wide, and I can read it.
01:29:33.000 But it...
01:29:35.000 It's not good.
01:29:37.000 It's hilarious because I bought a book on how to correct your eyesight.
01:29:41.000 Is that a real thing?
01:29:42.000 Yes.
01:29:43.000 Really?
01:29:43.000 There's Bates Method, the Bates Method of Improving Your Vision.
01:29:47.000 Bates Method.
01:29:48.000 Yeah, it's like exercises for your eyes.
01:29:50.000 Katie Bowman, Katie Bowman, who's on the podcast, is kind of an expert in...
01:29:56.000 Physical movement and she's got a lot of interesting ideas about biology and one of her thoughts about about glasses and about When you spend a lot of time looking at computers looking at a screen She's like you're looking at something.
01:30:10.000 That's a very fixed distance, which is unusual and And the body's not really designed to focus constantly on a fixed distance for eight hours a day.
01:30:17.000 Your body's supposed to look at things that are over there, things that are up here, things that are everywhere.
01:30:22.000 And in that way, your body gets this broad range of things that you're viewing, all these different distances.
01:30:29.000 And when you look at something that's in a fixed distance, she likens it to being in a cast.
01:30:34.000 Like if you're in a cast, your muscles atrophy.
01:30:38.000 I hate that technology is slowly killing us.
01:30:40.000 I love it and hate it.
01:30:42.000 Do you think it is killing us?
01:30:43.000 Oh, absolutely.
01:30:44.000 You know, I found myself, first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is go on my phone.
01:30:49.000 I stop doing that.
01:30:50.000 But it's taking over.
01:30:52.000 Just look around you.
01:30:54.000 Take one day.
01:30:56.000 I walk to work in New York, and I put my phone in my pocket, and I just walk around and observe other people.
01:31:02.000 Everyone is heads down on their phone.
01:31:04.000 Oh, yeah.
01:31:04.000 Like, if we were, like, visiting as this planet and just observing this species called human, like, you would say, oh, they're being controlled by this little thing that's telling them what to do.
01:31:15.000 Like, it looks like we're being controlled.
01:31:17.000 Well, what's interesting is people say, back in the day, people didn't do that.
01:31:21.000 But there's a photograph of the subway from, like, 1960 or something like that.
01:31:26.000 People reading papers?
01:31:27.000 All of them.
01:31:28.000 Every fucking person is in there reading a newspaper.
01:31:30.000 Okay.
01:31:31.000 But at least it was one tab.
01:31:34.000 It wasn't like one page to read.
01:31:37.000 Look at these people.
01:31:38.000 Right, but there's no tab browsing there.
01:31:41.000 They're not jumping around.
01:31:42.000 But they're all fucking reading the paper.
01:31:43.000 All of them, man.
01:31:44.000 They're not looking at each other.
01:31:46.000 That's fair.
01:31:46.000 This idea that we used to be amazing.
01:31:50.000 We used to be gregarious.
01:31:51.000 I want to turn off tab browsing.
01:31:54.000 That's what's killing me.
01:31:55.000 Tab browsing on your phone?
01:31:56.000 Just on your desktop computer on your laptop.
01:31:59.000 Oh, yeah.
01:31:59.000 I always say, well, I'll leave that tab open because I'm definitely going to need to get that.
01:32:02.000 I have tabs that have been open for months.
01:32:04.000 No, how about this?
01:32:04.000 Have you ever gone back to your email tab and, like, there's an email that you're supposed to hit send on?
01:32:10.000 Oh, yeah.
01:32:11.000 Like, eight hours ago?
01:32:12.000 Yeah, you're like, oh, fuck.
01:32:14.000 Exactly.
01:32:15.000 Yeah.
01:32:16.000 Yeah, well, you know, it's definitely not perfect.
01:32:19.000 But I'm, I don't know, I'm a big fan of technology.
01:32:22.000 I'm also a fan of self-discipline.
01:32:24.000 I think you need your own sort of boundaries that you won't cross.
01:32:32.000 It's X amount of time per day.
01:32:36.000 6 o'clock at night, I put everything away, we're done.
01:32:39.000 That's it.
01:32:39.000 If you need to get a hold of me, call me.
01:32:42.000 Nobody fucking calls me.
01:32:43.000 My phone, I shouldn't even have a home phone.
01:32:45.000 It's fucking useless.
01:32:46.000 Never answer that goddamn thing.
01:32:47.000 If somebody calls me, what is that?
01:32:48.000 You have a home phone still?
01:32:49.000 Exactly.
01:32:49.000 That's weird.
01:32:50.000 Why do I have it?
01:32:51.000 I always say, well, in case there's a fire, and the police need to get a hold of you and vacuum the neighborhood.
01:32:57.000 But there's levels.
01:32:59.000 Like, I'll check my phone in the morning, and I'll see text messages, and I'll see if anything's important.
01:33:04.000 If someone I care about sends me a text message, then something might be important.
01:33:07.000 That's level one.
01:33:08.000 Level two is I'll check my email.
01:33:10.000 That's, like, next level.
01:33:11.000 Then level three is, like, I start going into social media, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, and, you know, that's...
01:33:19.000 And then there's level four.
01:33:20.000 I start Googling shit and checking out forums and reading information about stuff.
01:33:25.000 And then you're going deeper and deeper.
01:33:27.000 And then you're looking to be distracted.
01:33:28.000 Right.
01:33:29.000 I'll go to dig.
01:33:31.000 Appreciate that.
01:33:32.000 For real, man.
01:33:32.000 That's like one of my main sources.
01:33:34.000 It's been for years.
01:33:35.000 Oh, that's awesome.
01:33:35.000 My main sources of wacky shit going on in the world.
01:33:38.000 It's still got a lot of wacky shit on there.
01:33:40.000 Yeah.
01:33:40.000 Are you involved in it at all anymore?
01:33:42.000 Yeah.
01:33:42.000 I mean, technically, I'm kind of an advisor to the company.
01:33:44.000 And now that I'm out in New York, they're based out there.
01:33:47.000 So I see the team from time to time.
01:33:50.000 But it was just, man, it was so many years of blood, sweat, and tears that I kind of got burnt out.
01:33:56.000 I was like, I can't look at any more cat videos.
01:33:57.000 I'm going to jump out of the window.
01:34:00.000 It's just such a great resource for someone who's just curious.
01:34:04.000 Let's see what's interesting out there.
01:34:07.000 Oh, okay.
01:34:09.000 You know, I'll look at it every day, and I'll find at least one thing every day that I have to read, like, holy shit, and then I have to click on it.
01:34:17.000 But it's interesting because I'll send someone a dig link, and there's a desire that people have, a completely unfounded desire, to be over something.
01:34:27.000 You know, like MySpace.
01:34:29.000 MySpace is a good example.
01:34:31.000 Oh, for sure.
01:34:31.000 If you send someone, hey man, I want you to check out my thing, it's on MySpace.
01:34:34.000 See, I've always wanted to bring back MySpace.
01:34:36.000 Or I want to get an AOL. If I was in charge of AOL, I would make their email so badass that no one could deny it.
01:34:42.000 Okay, what would you do?
01:34:43.000 Just go crazy.
01:34:45.000 Do all the encryption shit that people are talking about.
01:34:47.000 Do unlimited space.
01:34:49.000 Just make it the most amazing, badass email platform so it's the cool thing again.
01:34:54.000 So it's like Gmail Plus.
01:34:56.000 Take everything from Gmail.
01:34:58.000 Gmail's probably the best free email platform.
01:35:00.000 Absolutely.
01:35:01.000 How much better is it than Yahoo?
01:35:03.000 Uh, I mean, Yahoo has ads in their stuff.
01:35:06.000 Like, visible, big-ass ads.
01:35:08.000 Those fucks.
01:35:08.000 I know.
01:35:09.000 What about Hotmail?
01:35:10.000 Is that still around?
01:35:11.000 Hotmail's still around.
01:35:12.000 Hotmail would be another one you could probably turn into something pretty badass.
01:35:15.000 You have to get all the Microsoft crap out of there, though.
01:35:16.000 They own Hotmail, right?
01:35:17.000 Yeah.
01:35:18.000 They make you sign on with the Microsoft account and all that weird stuff.
01:35:21.000 Is there anyone that, like, prefers Windows?
01:35:23.000 Is there anyone that, like, says they try Apple and they try Windows and they go, no, this Windows thing's better.
01:35:28.000 There's a lot of people out there, hardcore Windows fans.
01:35:31.000 But are they really Windows fans?
01:35:34.000 They're gamers.
01:35:35.000 Or are they just massive...
01:35:35.000 Right, gamers.
01:35:36.000 So the gamers still love Windows.
01:35:38.000 Yeah.
01:35:38.000 You can't run Oculus on a Mac yet.
01:35:40.000 Well, it's also...
01:35:41.000 Some people love all those options, too, right?
01:35:44.000 Right, they love that.
01:35:44.000 You can't run Oculus Rift on a Mac?
01:35:46.000 No.
01:35:46.000 Oh.
01:35:47.000 No, not yet.
01:35:48.000 That's a game-chiller.
01:35:49.000 Yeah.
01:35:49.000 Game-changer.
01:35:50.000 The video card's not good enough, they're saying.
01:35:52.000 Whoa, really?
01:35:53.000 Interesting.
01:35:53.000 Yeah.
01:35:54.000 Hmm.
01:35:56.000 Yeah.
01:35:56.000 Well, when you play video games on a Mac, do they have native versions of...
01:36:03.000 Do you have to switch over to...
01:36:04.000 What is that application that you can switch back and forth between Windows and Mac?
01:36:09.000 Yeah, they have the boot camp they called it where you can boot into the...
01:36:12.000 Is that still around?
01:36:13.000 Yeah, the good news is that it's all Intel hardware, so you can boot into Windows if you want to, but it's still like the graphics cards are a few generations behind.
01:36:21.000 That's so weird.
01:36:22.000 Yeah, it's just like Apple doesn't care.
01:36:25.000 They don't have really anyone doing super high-end gaming on their rig, so that's not their game anymore.
01:36:30.000 Well, you remember when Steve Jobs came back and they killed the clones?
01:36:33.000 Yeah.
01:36:34.000 That's when it was kind of weird.
01:36:35.000 Because before then, you could buy a Mac online that was way more powerful than anything Apple was selling.
01:36:42.000 Way more.
01:36:43.000 Hard drive space, SLI, video cards.
01:36:46.000 Were they doing SLI video cards?
01:36:47.000 I don't think they were doing SLI, no.
01:36:49.000 This was before then.
01:36:51.000 They had souped up processors, though, and much more power, much more storage space.
01:36:57.000 And then Apple was like, fuck you.
01:37:00.000 Yeah.
01:37:01.000 But you still can't run Mac OS on a PC. It has to have its own ROM, like a special Apple ROM. Right.
01:37:10.000 But I know people have done it.
01:37:11.000 There's hacks around it, but it never works.
01:37:13.000 Does it?
01:37:14.000 100%.
01:37:14.000 People are going to go crazy.
01:37:15.000 Well, anytime there's a software update, they just patch it so you're not always running the latest stuff.
01:37:20.000 It was always a war like that.
01:37:24.000 It's really interesting.
01:37:25.000 It's really interesting, the dual-platform thing, because it kind of becomes a tribe thing.
01:37:31.000 You know, like, people get addicted to rooting for one particular sports team.
01:37:36.000 You know, like, I've been with the Cubs since the beginning.
01:37:38.000 I'm going to be with the Cubs to the end.
01:37:40.000 Yeah.
01:37:40.000 You know, go Cubs!
01:37:41.000 Yeah.
01:37:41.000 They get that way with Windows.
01:37:43.000 Oh, they get that way with websites and everything, like you were saying with MySpace and all those others.
01:37:46.000 The same thing with Dig.
01:37:47.000 People were, like, pissed off at Dig for a while.
01:37:49.000 Yeah, well, Dig changed its look.
01:37:51.000 Yeah.
01:37:51.000 And when it changed its look, all these people are like, fuck dig, why are they doing that?
01:37:55.000 I'm like, you're just looking to say fuck you.
01:37:57.000 That's what you're looking to do.
01:37:58.000 Like, you're looking to be over something.
01:37:59.000 It's not like, this is not a rational disagreement or a grievance you have.
01:38:04.000 Yeah, there was a lot of, I mean, there's a couple things.
01:38:07.000 One, it's, one thing we learned is that people, they love, when they get into something and really into it, they're hesitant to change.
01:38:15.000 Like, anything that you change, you move an icon or change a color or do any of that stuff.
01:38:19.000 Oh, yeah.
01:38:19.000 I think it's part of the reason probably why Reddit hasn't made a whole lot of big, overarching changes to their product.
01:38:25.000 It kind of feels the same, it looks the same, functions the same, is because people fell in love with that.
01:38:31.000 And it's a hard thing to do.
01:38:32.000 You make any changes there and you have revolt on your hands.
01:38:35.000 So for us, it was difficult because...
01:38:38.000 We had taken a lot of investor funding and they wanted us to go very mainstream.
01:38:43.000 There was always like, well, how can we get your mom reading dig or whatever it may be?
01:38:49.000 And I think that in retrospect, that was the wrong approach because we should have been We're loyal to our core audience and kind of been all about that, which the site is today.
01:39:00.000 It's a lot more like it was back then.
01:39:02.000 I mean, granted, the design has changed, but I think the content is more like that.
01:39:07.000 And the mistake that we made is we tried to push into more kind of mainstream news when really what made Dig so special is that it was able to unearth and find the really kind of unique, obscure, random stuff from around the web.
01:39:20.000 Right.
01:39:21.000 So that was, but it was a crazy ride.
01:39:24.000 I mean, we were, gosh, it was probably seven or so years that we were kind of riding that wave, you know, and like all internet properties, it's like, if you can last five years, it's amazing.
01:39:36.000 If you can last seven, that's unbelievable.
01:39:37.000 And if you can last 10, that's like almost unheard of.
01:39:39.000 I go to it every day.
01:39:41.000 So to me, nothing's changed.
01:39:42.000 That's awesome.
01:39:42.000 The popularity of it hasn't dropped off at all.
01:39:45.000 I met with John Borthwick at Heads Up Betaworks, and he was saying it's something like a total of 42 million across all platform a month Dig still receives.
01:39:57.000 That's across mobile and desktop and everything else that they do.
01:40:02.000 That's still amazing.
01:40:02.000 Which is crazy.
01:40:03.000 It's a lot of fucking people, man.
01:40:05.000 It's nuts.
01:40:06.000 It's just, I love when someone can just collect things for you.
01:40:10.000 Someone aggregates all this interesting, weird, bizarre shit, and it's a one-stop shop.
01:40:15.000 There's kind of always going to be a market for that.
01:40:17.000 Yeah, that's kind of what I'm doing now with my newsletter.
01:40:19.000 I don't know if you saw that I launched a new newsletter.
01:40:21.000 Yeah, I launched a newsletter here just a few weeks ago, and I only put it out once a month.
01:40:26.000 Like, I hate that, you know, when I was on television, on tech TV, and some of the other stuff that we did, it was always about producing new content every single day.
01:40:34.000 And you can never really put the best stuff out there.
01:40:37.000 You're always in a rush to produce your segment.
01:40:39.000 You're like, okay, what am I going to do today, blah, blah, blah.
01:40:41.000 And so I created a newsletter that is basically just my favorite stories, videos, products, but things that are fully vetted that I've spent a lot of time collecting.
01:40:52.000 And so I release it once a month on the first of every month.
01:40:55.000 Oh, that's great.
01:40:56.000 The fully vetted thing's great because, God, there's so many...
01:40:59.000 Well, first of all, how many stories do you get that are completely contradicting something that was a story just a week ago?
01:41:06.000 Right.
01:41:07.000 Exactly.
01:41:07.000 And you're like, well, who the fuck is right?
01:41:08.000 Well, now you're going to make me do research?
01:41:10.000 Right.
01:41:10.000 Now I've got to snopes this and figure this out and try to figure out whose team I'm on and which article seems most rational.
01:41:16.000 And then, if you can't do that, then you have to go into scientific papers, and oh, fucking Christ.
01:41:20.000 Then you have to contact people and search forums and see what the people that are actually studying this shit think, and it's nice if someone vets it out in advance.
01:41:29.000 Yeah, so if I put a product on there, it has to be something that, like a technology product that I've used for at least a month.
01:41:34.000 So I can tell you, you know, there's a lot of that kind of, like, I get hyped up on something for a few days and it actually ends up sucking, and you've already plugged it, and you're like, damn it.
01:41:40.000 Like, give me an example of that.
01:41:41.000 Like what?
01:41:42.000 I don't know.
01:41:42.000 Just, like, any new product that comes out, like, um...
01:41:46.000 When the Echo first came out, the Amazon Echo, I think it got better with a few software updates.
01:41:52.000 So I'm glad I didn't plug it initially because I kind of thought it sucked.
01:41:55.000 But it's a lot better now.
01:41:57.000 But it took some time to get there.
01:41:59.000 I just want to make sure that if I'm...
01:42:01.000 I feel like our time is really precious.
01:42:04.000 All of our time is really precious.
01:42:05.000 If you push someone to go read something or to buy something, it should be worth their time.
01:42:11.000 And so I want to put a lot of effort into that.
01:42:13.000 Yeah.
01:42:14.000 Well, that's a great way to approach it, for sure.
01:42:16.000 And if someone's going to really get committed to paying attention to you on a regular basis, on a monthly basis, it's probably the best way to do it.
01:42:23.000 Yeah.
01:42:23.000 Make sure that you're filtering it out before it gets to them.
01:42:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:42:26.000 So it's called The Journal.
01:42:28.000 You can sign up at the journal.email.
01:42:29.000 There's.email domain extensions now.
01:42:31.000 Ooh, really?
01:42:32.000 Yeah, it's a...
01:42:33.000 It's like an email list?
01:42:34.000 Yeah, it's just an email list.
01:42:35.000 You put in your email address to send one a month, and you can use it for anything.
01:42:39.000 You can use the domain for whatever you want, but they came out with the.email domain extension.
01:42:44.000 That's a weird extension.
01:42:45.000 What is it?
01:42:46.000 Because usually they're from countries, right?
01:42:47.000 I don't know why.
01:42:48.000 Yeah, it's normally from countries.
01:42:49.000 But now they're opening up to everything.
01:42:50.000 There's like.wine now.
01:42:52.000 There's.
01:42:52.000 .
01:42:53.000 .
01:42:53.000 Do they have.porn yet?
01:42:54.000 There's.xxx.
01:42:56.000 Oh, okay.
01:42:57.000 And that's all porn?
01:42:57.000 It's so expensive.
01:42:59.000 I have.photography for my website.
01:43:00.000 There you go.
01:43:01.000 You do?
01:43:01.000 Ooh, look at you, Jamie,.photography.
01:43:05.000 What is something that's really got you hyped up?
01:43:08.000 The Aero Wi-Fi system.
01:43:10.000 E-E-R-O. What is that?
01:43:12.000 Oh, it's crazy.
01:43:13.000 So, you know how there's always been...
01:43:15.000 We've had Wi-Fi units that it's like one base station to rule them all.
01:43:19.000 Like, you have one base station.
01:43:21.000 They get crazier every year.
01:43:23.000 They have more antennas on them.
01:43:25.000 And this idea of one master base station that blankets your entire house, it's...
01:43:31.000 It's great if you have a small apartment.
01:43:33.000 If you have a house or two-bedroom or three-bedroom, it's next to impossible to get streaming video down at bedroom number three, down the hall.
01:43:40.000 So Arrow's like, okay, screw it.
01:43:42.000 We're not going to make one master massive base station.
01:43:45.000 We're going to make these little tiny hockey puck-style little stations.
01:43:49.000 And you get three of them in a pack.
01:43:51.000 And then you just plug them in.
01:43:53.000 And around the house.
01:43:54.000 And they work off a mesh network.
01:43:56.000 So they all mesh with each other.
01:43:58.000 They're not extenders.
01:43:59.000 They're like using their own dedicated little wireless signals to do mesh, almost like the way a Sonos would operate in your house.
01:44:05.000 And then you just have universal blanket high-speed coverage.
01:44:08.000 So it doesn't vary no matter where you walk.
01:44:10.000 It's amazing.
01:44:11.000 In New York, I was having issues because my cable modem was all the way on the other end of the house.
01:44:18.000 And I have a long hallway kind of going between the dining room and the front room.
01:44:23.000 And I plug three of them in all going down the hallway.
01:44:26.000 And normally with these boosters or anything else, they just kind of like, they kind of suck.
01:44:30.000 They just never work right.
01:44:31.000 And this one just, I mean, set up on your iPhone.
01:44:34.000 How do you spell it?
01:44:35.000 E-E-R-O dot com.
01:44:37.000 Yeah, there they are right there.
01:44:37.000 There's the three units.
01:44:40.000 On the screen there.
01:44:41.000 But yeah, they're pretty amazing.
01:44:43.000 And it's a new technology.
01:44:45.000 One of their investors was telling me about it.
01:44:47.000 I bought them on Amazon.
01:44:49.000 And this is something I just mentioned in my newsletter because I had some time to spend with it.
01:44:53.000 And I actually really...
01:44:54.000 If your Wi-Fi works great at home, don't mess with it.
01:44:58.000 It's not worth it.
01:44:59.000 But if you're having issues, this works.
01:45:01.000 Why does it have a phone there?
01:45:02.000 Do they have an app that works or something?
01:45:04.000 Yeah, so setup is just with the phone.
01:45:05.000 They don't even make you use a desktop to set it up at all.
01:45:07.000 Whoa.
01:45:08.000 So you just plug it into your whatever, you use like some sort of a cable that connects into your router?
01:45:15.000 Yeah, you just plug it right into your router with the first base station and then you go and take the other ones and just place them around your house.
01:45:20.000 Yeah, it's great.
01:45:21.000 And how does it work with the Apple Wi-Fi system?
01:45:25.000 I just got rid of the Apple.
01:45:26.000 I unplugged it all together.
01:45:27.000 And you just use only that now?
01:45:28.000 Just only use this, yeah.
01:45:29.000 Really?
01:45:31.000 Interesting.
01:45:32.000 Ooh, I like it.
01:45:33.000 Better, huh?
01:45:34.000 Yeah, it's been getting great reviews.
01:45:37.000 You know, again, but if your Wi-Fi is working fine, don't mess with it.
01:45:42.000 I must have pissed off some kind of Wi-Fi god in a previous life.
01:45:46.000 I've never had good Wi-Fi.
01:45:48.000 Yeah, I have some issues.
01:45:49.000 I think everybody does.
01:45:51.000 Wi-Fi is weird, too.
01:45:52.000 I always wondered what's going on with those signals just fucking flying around your house, too.
01:45:56.000 Right.
01:45:57.000 Is that good?
01:45:58.000 I think you're fine.
01:45:59.000 I think you're fine, too, but I don't know.
01:46:01.000 It's like that same thing you were saying about there could possibly be senses that we don't necessarily have, like, that we could measure and weigh.
01:46:08.000 But there's a feeling that you get when you're, like, at the top of a mountain if you go hiking and there's no Wi-Fi signal.
01:46:13.000 It just feels cleaner.
01:46:14.000 Right.
01:46:15.000 But it also could be the amazing fresh air.
01:46:17.000 Could be.
01:46:17.000 Right.
01:46:17.000 Yeah.
01:46:18.000 Or maybe we can do some DMT at home and start reading people's email.
01:46:21.000 Just like by intercepting their signals.
01:46:24.000 Do you think there's going to come a point in time where there is no longer any privacy?
01:46:29.000 Any privacy at all?
01:46:30.000 I don't think so.
01:46:31.000 I think privacy is a hot topic right now and people are really starting to get into it for the first time.
01:46:36.000 Right.
01:46:37.000 They definitely are concerned.
01:46:39.000 When you hear about the NSA thing, the Edward Snowden thing, you find out that it's really pretty easy to access your information.
01:46:47.000 And people worry about being hacked or being phished.
01:46:52.000 Someone sends you an email.
01:46:53.000 People are worried about privacy.
01:46:55.000 But my concern is that it seems like What's going on with technology in general is, especially when it comes to the internet and anything information-based, is your access to information is getting quicker and quicker.
01:47:07.000 Right.
01:47:07.000 It's like you have more access to more data and more access to each other and each other's data.
01:47:13.000 And eventually, I mean, if that keeps going, it keeps going, it keeps going, there's going to come a point in time where we're just fucking reading each other's minds.
01:47:20.000 Right.
01:47:21.000 And when that happens, there's really not going to be a lot of privacy, if at all.
01:47:25.000 Yeah, I think that there's certainly people trying to push the envelope there, and there has been over the last few years in startups that I've seen.
01:47:33.000 There was a startup that, at one point, you would auth in all of your credit cards, and it would share out socially the stuff that you were buying with friends.
01:47:42.000 And so, basically, if you went on there and bought a blood sensor on Amazon, I would see that.
01:47:49.000 And then I could then use that as more or less an endorsement from you and go buy something similar.
01:47:54.000 It blew up and it went out of business, but they were kind of pushing that.
01:47:57.000 But there has to be a trade-off, especially when it comes to free services.
01:48:01.000 Like, you can't expect to be a private person if you're getting something for free.
01:48:04.000 Right.
01:48:05.000 If you're getting Gmail, they are reading your emails and they're putting ads against it.
01:48:10.000 Now, it's not human reading them, but their machines are reading them and placing relevant ads.
01:48:15.000 Well, there's that spooky moment when you're looking something online and then you go look to the corner of your website page and it's that exact ad.
01:48:23.000 Right, but that's fine.
01:48:24.000 I'm fine with that because it's free.
01:48:27.000 Yeah.
01:48:27.000 I don't have to go drive down to the library and look up a book and try to figure out what I was trying.
01:48:32.000 You know, Google's providing that service.
01:48:33.000 And I'm like, thank you very much, Google, and I will gladly take your ad.
01:48:37.000 Right.
01:48:38.000 And if you were looking for, like, a pair of shoes and you went and researched a pair of shoes, then all of a sudden that pair of shoes is staring at you on the website.
01:48:45.000 It's creepy, but I get it.
01:48:47.000 It's not terrible.
01:48:48.000 It's not terrible.
01:48:49.000 Yeah.
01:48:49.000 Because it's something that you already expressed intent towards.
01:48:53.000 You're like, I want that MCT oil.
01:48:55.000 Right.
01:48:56.000 And now it's there again.
01:48:57.000 It's not like sexual deviance shit.
01:48:59.000 Right.
01:49:00.000 Well, I guess it could be.
01:49:01.000 Is it?
01:49:01.000 Depends on the targeting.
01:49:02.000 I don't know if they do that, though.
01:49:04.000 Google doesn't allow that, no.
01:49:05.000 Yeah, that would be rough.
01:49:07.000 Yeah.
01:49:08.000 Try explaining that.
01:49:10.000 Yeah, that's...
01:49:10.000 I think that's forbidden by the terms of service.
01:49:13.000 It must be.
01:49:14.000 It's funny, because that's where people draw the line.
01:49:17.000 It's like sexual pleasure.
01:49:18.000 Like, sexual pleasure and sexual fantasies.
01:49:20.000 That's where we draw the line.
01:49:21.000 Right.
01:49:22.000 About what you can talk about openly and have...
01:49:24.000 You know, you could have a shoe fetish.
01:49:26.000 You'd be, like, really into shoes.
01:49:28.000 Have you ever met anyone that openly says they have a shoe fetish?
01:49:31.000 I don't think that that's a...
01:49:32.000 They might not say.
01:49:34.000 Well, sexual fetish?
01:49:36.000 No.
01:49:36.000 But all those fucking weirdos that are collecting sneakers, you know who you are.
01:49:41.000 Right.
01:49:41.000 Oh, so you're thinking the Nike sneaker collectors are also...
01:49:45.000 Jamie's one of them.
01:49:46.000 Look at him over there smiling.
01:49:47.000 He buys those Kanye West sneakers.
01:49:49.000 Really?
01:49:49.000 I wish.
01:49:50.000 I don't have them.
01:49:52.000 He wants to try to find them.
01:49:53.000 He can't get them.
01:49:53.000 They're sold out.
01:49:54.000 The question is like, how bad do you want them?
01:49:57.000 Is it like, I'd like to have them, or like, I will do anything?
01:50:01.000 My friend Brendan, he buys pairs, and then he won't wear them until he knows he's got to do something important.
01:50:06.000 And then he put on a special pair of Jordans.
01:50:09.000 We all have that, though.
01:50:10.000 I used to collect old microprocessors.
01:50:12.000 Really?
01:50:13.000 Yes.
01:50:14.000 What'd you do with them?
01:50:14.000 You know, actually, I have a sealed copy of Windows 1.0.
01:50:17.000 Whoa.
01:50:18.000 It's in the Computer History Museum.
01:50:20.000 It says my name underneath it outside of San Francisco, outside of Mountain View.
01:50:23.000 Well, that's actually pretty cool, though.
01:50:25.000 That's history.
01:50:26.000 That's like having an ancient leather-bound book that Ben Franklin wrote in.
01:50:30.000 I thought it was kind of cool.
01:50:32.000 It's pretty cool.
01:50:32.000 Yeah.
01:50:33.000 I've got an old Windows NT that's still in the box in my house.
01:50:36.000 3.11?
01:50:38.000 4.0 probably.
01:50:39.000 I don't know what the number is, but it was around Windows ME. Because I remember I was making game computers and I didn't like Windows ME. Ah, it was the worst.
01:50:49.000 Yeah, it was sucky.
01:50:51.000 And so I had some friends that went with NT. But the problem was you would have issues with certain drivers for video cards and you have to be like really hip on the forums and make sure you get on IRC and find out where the best drivers are and how to...
01:51:10.000 Super geeky days.
01:51:12.000 Yeah, there was like certain resolutions.
01:51:13.000 You couldn't run things out.
01:51:15.000 Oh, there was everything.
01:51:15.000 You had to format with the NTSF file system.
01:51:18.000 Yeah.
01:51:18.000 Remember that?
01:51:19.000 IRC was always weird, too.
01:51:21.000 It was strange because you could send files to each other.
01:51:23.000 Yeah.
01:51:24.000 IRC is such a strange message sort of distribution.
01:51:29.000 The original hashtags were in IRC. Do you remember that?
01:51:32.000 You could do like pound a channel, like anything.
01:51:35.000 That's right.
01:51:36.000 This was all for my Quake playing days.
01:51:38.000 So that was how Clans would communicate with each other.
01:51:41.000 The Quake teams would call each other Clans first.
01:51:43.000 People were like, you're in the Klan?
01:51:44.000 No, Klan-like tribe, like, you know, team that competes.
01:51:49.000 I didn't even realize that.
01:51:50.000 They did call it Clans back then.
01:51:51.000 Yeah, they called them Quake Clans.
01:51:53.000 That's so crazy.
01:51:54.000 I didn't even make that connection.
01:51:55.000 I was in a Klan, too.
01:51:56.000 Yeah, I was in a Klan.
01:51:57.000 It's so crazy they called it that.
01:51:58.000 Yeah, you know.
01:52:00.000 And we would go to these IRC channels and we'd have like a window open.
01:52:05.000 Like a lot of guys would run two screens.
01:52:07.000 So you'd run one screen where your video game is playing and then you'd have another screen next to that.
01:52:12.000 Right.
01:52:13.000 Separate, which was your IRC channel.
01:52:14.000 Right.
01:52:15.000 And so you'd be communicating with each other.
01:52:16.000 And you had IQ. Remember the instant messenger?
01:52:19.000 Yeah.
01:52:20.000 ICQ. ICQ. The little flower, the green flower.
01:52:22.000 Yeah.
01:52:23.000 That was awesome.
01:52:24.000 And so you could send each other little ICQ messages while the match was going on.
01:52:29.000 Super geeky.
01:52:29.000 Dude, it's as geeky as it gets.
01:52:31.000 I mean, this was, like, 90s.
01:52:33.000 Yeah.
01:52:33.000 Right?
01:52:34.000 So, like, this is how deep I was into it.
01:52:38.000 I lived in the mountains, like, kind of high up in the hills of the Santa Monica Mountains, and I couldn't get good internet access.
01:52:44.000 The best I could get with ISDN. Right.
01:52:46.000 I couldn't get cable.
01:52:49.000 Couldn't get cable modem out there.
01:52:50.000 It was fucking terrible.
01:52:51.000 The pings were awful to everywhere.
01:52:53.000 So I had a T Whoa, you must have been rich.
01:52:56.000 I was rich.
01:52:57.000 Those were expensive.
01:52:58.000 I went deep.
01:52:59.000 Yeah, but it was worth it to me.
01:53:00.000 It was a 1.44 megabit line.
01:53:03.000 Yeah, it was worth it.
01:53:04.000 Wait, those were like 10 grand a month.
01:53:06.000 It was worth it.
01:53:07.000 That's crazy.
01:53:10.000 Did you really buy a T1 line back then?
01:53:12.000 Yes, I had it installed in my house.
01:53:13.000 How did you get that?
01:53:14.000 How could you even afford that?
01:53:15.000 I was on TV. Oh, you were doing TV stuff.
01:53:16.000 I was on TV. Wow.
01:53:18.000 So I was like, look, I could go blow all this money on coke and hookers.
01:53:23.000 Or a T1 line.
01:53:25.000 Or I could install a T1 line in my house.
01:53:26.000 Wow.
01:53:27.000 The people at the, whatever the fucking company I called to do it, AT&T or whoever did it, they were like, what?
01:53:33.000 Did they have to lay, like, cable fiber to get to your house?
01:53:36.000 They had to do it to this place, too.
01:53:37.000 To this place, we had dogshit internet when we first moved into this place.
01:53:40.000 They had to chew up the fucking sidewalk out front.
01:53:42.000 Crazy.
01:53:43.000 I was like, this is not gonna happen.
01:53:44.000 It was way more expensive to put it in here.
01:53:46.000 This was a drag.
01:53:47.000 What did it take, four months?
01:53:49.000 More than four months to get like real, but we have a hundred up and a hundred down.
01:53:54.000 Wow.
01:53:54.000 Dedicated line.
01:53:55.000 It's fat.
01:53:56.000 It's an awesome pipe.
01:53:58.000 But when we first moved here, we had DSL. It was dog shit.
01:54:01.000 And it's just, there's certain things that you just can't fuck around with.
01:54:06.000 Right.
01:54:06.000 You know?
01:54:07.000 Internet is definitely one of them.
01:54:08.000 And when you're addicted, completely addicted, eight to ten hours a day playing Quake, and you go, oh, there's a solution?
01:54:14.000 What is the solution?
01:54:15.000 It's a T1 line.
01:54:16.000 Let's do that.
01:54:17.000 Yeah.
01:54:17.000 A lot of people got...
01:54:19.000 Trent Reznor was addicted to that for a long time.
01:54:21.000 To Quake?
01:54:21.000 Yeah.
01:54:24.000 Well, it's amazing!
01:54:26.000 And I can't even fuck with it today.
01:54:29.000 I just don't have any time.
01:54:30.000 I have children.
01:54:31.000 I have too many different jobs.
01:54:33.000 I just can't go near it.
01:54:34.000 I can't.
01:54:35.000 But I'm sure that if I just fucking blew a fuse one night and drank too many jolt colas and sat down in front of my computer and decided to go online and play some death matches, I would get right back into it.
01:54:49.000 Just like a dude who has a rubber band off his arm and shot that heroin in for a while.
01:54:54.000 I'd get right back into it, man.
01:54:56.000 Don't do it.
01:54:57.000 Slippery slope.
01:54:58.000 I won't.
01:54:58.000 I won't.
01:54:58.000 I refuse.
01:54:59.000 But the new games, the graphics are so fucking incredible.
01:55:02.000 It's almost worth it.
01:55:03.000 What is this?
01:55:04.000 The Doom multiplayer trailer that just popped out.
01:55:06.000 Whoa!
01:55:06.000 It looks a lot like old Quake.
01:55:08.000 It totally does.
01:55:09.000 It totally does.
01:55:09.000 Look at this.
01:55:10.000 Super fast running around.
01:55:11.000 Some people are complaining about how the play is, but because it's that old school, the way Doom used to exactly be.
01:55:16.000 Well, that's the way it's supposed to be.
01:55:17.000 Like, what are they complaining about?
01:55:19.000 Too fast?
01:55:20.000 Oh, because they're pussies.
01:55:21.000 Yeah.
01:55:23.000 Yeah, they want the fucking people to move like real people.
01:55:26.000 That's retarded.
01:55:27.000 Rocket launchers everywhere.
01:55:28.000 Oh, yeah.
01:55:29.000 Look at this.
01:55:29.000 You turn into a monster and start fucking people up when you- Oh!
01:55:32.000 You bite people's heads off!
01:55:34.000 When does this come out?
01:55:35.000 Yeah, this looks awesome.
01:55:36.000 Alright, I just changed my opinion.
01:55:37.000 I'm in.
01:55:38.000 I'm back in.
01:55:39.000 Can you use the controllers though?
01:55:41.000 Like on the Xbox?
01:55:42.000 I can't either.
01:55:43.000 They're useless.
01:55:43.000 I need a mouse and a keyboard.
01:55:45.000 That's the only way to do it.
01:55:46.000 Look at this guy!
01:55:47.000 He's fighting the devil!
01:55:48.000 He's punching the devil in his fucking face.
01:55:50.000 Now he has the devil power.
01:55:52.000 That's right.
01:55:52.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:55:53.000 This is amazing.
01:55:55.000 Yeah, but see, I'm not interested in grabbing people and ripping them apart.
01:55:58.000 I want to shoot them.
01:56:00.000 It looks dope though.
01:56:02.000 Deathmatch, like one-on-one deathmatches with that would be pretty fucking incredible.
01:56:05.000 You have the perfect setup here for a LAN party, by the way.
01:56:08.000 Don't say it!
01:56:08.000 Stop!
01:56:09.000 I'm just saying.
01:56:10.000 Stop!
01:56:10.000 We used to do LAN parties back in the 1990s.
01:56:13.000 We used to all meet in Houston.
01:56:15.000 That's where a bunch of my friends were.
01:56:17.000 We'd come from all over the country.
01:56:18.000 Yeah, link them all together and have zero ping.
01:56:21.000 That's right.
01:56:21.000 It was the greatest thing ever.
01:56:23.000 The most brutal thing we would do, though, my friend Chad, he was...
01:56:28.000 He had some sort of a tech job.
01:56:30.000 I forget what it was.
01:56:31.000 But he had access to his company's boardroom.
01:56:35.000 And we'd set everything up in this boardroom on these giant tables and shit.
01:56:39.000 And then we would start a server.
01:56:41.000 And then other people would join in, but they had lag.
01:56:44.000 And we didn't have any lag.
01:56:45.000 Just waste them.
01:56:46.000 So sweet.
01:56:48.000 But it's just like, you know, shooting chickens in a barrel.
01:56:51.000 Yeah.
01:56:52.000 Fish in a barrel, whatever it is.
01:56:53.000 Shooting chickens in a barrel.
01:56:55.000 Yeah.
01:56:56.000 It's probably also equally easy.
01:56:58.000 Same thing.
01:56:59.000 Yeah, I mean, it's just after a while.
01:57:01.000 But then the worst thing is, like, you would find someone who would kick your ass, even though, you know, they had 50 ping and you had zero.
01:57:07.000 You're like, oh, well, great.
01:57:08.000 Who was the best player ever?
01:57:10.000 What was it?
01:57:10.000 Immortal?
01:57:11.000 Yes.
01:57:12.000 Yeah.
01:57:12.000 I had him.
01:57:13.000 He was on the screens.
01:57:14.000 He was on Tech TV back in the day when I was on there.
01:57:16.000 And I played against him.
01:57:18.000 Yeah.
01:57:18.000 Thresh.
01:57:19.000 Thresh.
01:57:20.000 It's next level.
01:57:21.000 Immortal was his...
01:57:22.000 Well, there's a bunch of different guys.
01:57:23.000 There was Thresh, there was Fatality.
01:57:25.000 Fatality is the one I played.
01:57:26.000 He was really good.
01:57:28.000 Yeah, Jonathan Wendell, I think his name is.
01:57:30.000 I met that dude in Vegas.
01:57:31.000 He's a great guy.
01:57:31.000 Yeah, super nice guy.
01:57:32.000 I think he plays regular games now, too.
01:57:34.000 But there was a kid before him...
01:57:39.000 His nickname was Thresh.
01:57:41.000 And he sort of got out of the competitive game thing and got into online websites.
01:57:47.000 Like reviewing games and game websites and the business of it.
01:57:51.000 He just decided to stop playing and competing.
01:57:53.000 But there was a bunch of those guys.
01:57:54.000 I played a few of them online and just got fucking decimated.
01:57:57.000 Yeah, Fatality had his own motherboard.
01:58:00.000 I had his mouse.
01:58:01.000 That was like the equivalent of being signed by a skateboarder or something like that.
01:58:05.000 There it is.
01:58:06.000 Yes.
01:58:06.000 Fatality.
01:58:07.000 There he is up in the upper left-hand side.
01:58:08.000 That would have been my dream back in the day, to have my face on the motherboard box.
01:58:13.000 Yeah.
01:58:14.000 So good.
01:58:14.000 I wonder what he's doing these days.
01:58:17.000 I wonder what...
01:58:17.000 He must be involved in something.
01:58:19.000 Like he says, he's Twitch.
01:58:20.000 He's got a channel.
01:58:21.000 Is that what it is?
01:58:23.000 You know, these guys, they play games on Twitch and they make money playing games.
01:58:27.000 People watching them.
01:58:29.000 It's good life.
01:58:29.000 Well, some people have these channels where they play on Twitch and they have hundreds of thousands of people that are following them and watching them and they're playing...
01:58:38.000 40,000 people might be watching them play a fucking game at the same time.
01:58:42.000 I mean, you see the stadiums in Korea.
01:58:44.000 Yes.
01:58:44.000 That's nuts.
01:58:45.000 The StarCraft, right?
01:58:47.000 Yeah, StarCraft, I think it is.
01:58:48.000 Fuck, man.
01:58:50.000 See, that's not interesting to me, though.
01:58:51.000 StarCraft is boring to me.
01:58:53.000 I understand it, but it's like chess.
01:58:55.000 I'm sure it's fascinating to play.
01:58:57.000 I love those games.
01:58:58.000 That was my bread and butter right there, like Command& Conquer and those.
01:59:02.000 But yeah, it is like chess.
01:59:04.000 And it's too much about build order now.
01:59:05.000 It's like you have to really get your build order down and just go really fast up front.
01:59:09.000 But what's the build order?
01:59:10.000 What does that mean?
01:59:11.000 It just means that you put your power plant first before your weapons plant, before your turrets.
01:59:16.000 You have to know your order in which you build things.
01:59:18.000 And then you adjust that based on what they're bringing against you.
01:59:21.000 So if they're trying to rush you right away, you want to get turrets up first.
01:59:24.000 Look at that audience.
01:59:26.000 That's insane.
01:59:27.000 Columbus this weekend at the MLG tournament.
01:59:29.000 That's where this is?
01:59:30.000 Yeah.
01:59:30.000 Oh my god.
01:59:32.000 Oh my god.
01:59:32.000 This is like 15,000 people.
01:59:34.000 Huge million dollar tournament, I think.
01:59:35.000 Million dollar prize.
01:59:36.000 That's insane.
01:59:36.000 Look at all those dorks.
01:59:38.000 How many of those guys have ever gotten laid?
01:59:40.000 Five?
01:59:41.000 Raise your hand.
01:59:46.000 It'd be fun just to go to one of those.
01:59:48.000 Fuck yeah!
01:59:48.000 I would like to go to one of them as a reporter.
01:59:50.000 I would like to interview those guys.
01:59:52.000 I saw that The Rock was back in the WWE. He was just back in at WrestleMania like a few days ago.
02:00:00.000 I wanted to go!
02:00:02.000 Dude, that would be fun!
02:00:03.000 Have you ever been to a WrestleMania?
02:00:05.000 No.
02:00:06.000 It's like a male soap opera.
02:00:08.000 You just go there and you drink beer and you yell and then you leave.
02:00:15.000 You know, just to experience it one time, I'm not into it, I don't know the characters, I don't watch it ever, but just to go and experience that kind of environment.
02:00:23.000 It's not interesting to me, but I get it.
02:00:25.000 I get how it would be interesting, but you gotta think that, like, I'm already, whoa, is that how many people are there?
02:00:31.000 Yes!
02:00:32.000 There's 101,000 people.
02:00:33.000 It was the record.
02:00:34.000 What?
02:00:35.000 100,000 people go to see wrestling?
02:00:38.000 Fake wrestling?
02:00:39.000 It's fake wrestling.
02:00:41.000 100,000 people?
02:00:42.000 Oh my god.
02:00:44.000 You know, that's the arena that the UFC has been hoping forever to do an event in.
02:00:48.000 But we would have to have some crazy, unbelievable card to fill that place up.
02:00:55.000 Can you believe that many people go?
02:00:57.000 And the tickets were 500 to 3,000.
02:01:00.000 That's incredible.
02:01:02.000 It's basically like the Super Bowl.
02:01:03.000 The amount of money they must have made from that fucking thing is insane.
02:01:07.000 And it's all fake.
02:01:08.000 Yep.
02:01:09.000 I mean, not that they're not athletes, though.
02:01:11.000 Oh, they're definitely athletes.
02:01:11.000 Those guys are serious athletes.
02:01:12.000 Athletes, acrobats.
02:01:13.000 I mean, Cirque du Soleil is fake, too.
02:01:15.000 Yeah.
02:01:16.000 In that way.
02:01:17.000 That's right.
02:01:18.000 It's not unimpressive.
02:01:19.000 It's very impressive.
02:01:20.000 Yeah.
02:01:21.000 I just...
02:01:22.000 I never thought that Cirque du Soleil is fake.
02:01:25.000 That's not...
02:01:26.000 But I do commentary for MMA, so for me, the reality of MMA is so intense and it's so powerful that I've seen too much.
02:01:39.000 Yeah, that's fair.
02:01:40.000 It's like a fake slap and a guy going down.
02:01:43.000 I'm like, I can't.
02:01:45.000 I'm more going for that.
02:01:46.000 I'm not actually into watching that as much as it would be just the environment in general.
02:01:51.000 It's like going to a monster truck rally.
02:01:53.000 I'd love to do that as well.
02:01:55.000 I don't want to do that either.
02:01:58.000 We're definitely not hanging after the show.
02:02:01.000 Maybe we'll go do cryo together.
02:02:02.000 We'll do cryo, that's it.
02:02:04.000 We'll fist bump and fucking go our separate ways.
02:02:05.000 Let's do some DMT and some cryo.
02:02:07.000 Talk shit about each other once we get in our separate cars.
02:02:09.000 This guy isn't even like wrestling.
02:02:11.000 He said fucking cryo's fake.
02:02:15.000 I mean, I get it.
02:02:16.000 I understand it.
02:02:18.000 But there's not enough time in the day.
02:02:20.000 No, I know.
02:02:20.000 I mean, that's why I don't follow baseball, basketball, football, or hockey.
02:02:26.000 And people try to talk, you shoulda game?
02:02:28.000 And I go, no.
02:02:28.000 And they'll look at me like I just sucked a hundred dicks.
02:02:31.000 Like, no, look, man.
02:02:32.000 I don't have to like what you like, okay?
02:02:34.000 Just because you guys are all into football.
02:02:36.000 You didn't watch the Super Bowl?
02:02:38.000 No, I didn't watch the Super Bowl.
02:02:39.000 Is that okay?
02:02:40.000 I never watched the Super Bowl.
02:02:41.000 It's probably a good time of day to go out and get shit done.
02:02:43.000 I was at Disneyland.
02:02:44.000 Were you dead empty?
02:02:46.000 People caught on.
02:02:48.000 Used to be.
02:02:49.000 Used to be back in the day.
02:02:50.000 I used to take the kids on Disneyland.
02:02:51.000 It was a good one.
02:02:53.000 Some Jewish holidays were good.
02:02:56.000 You'd eliminate 99% of the Jewish people.
02:02:59.000 So that would be a good 30% of the people at the park or whatever the fuck it would be.
02:03:03.000 You can catch days like that.
02:03:06.000 If you want to go to Disneyland, it's probably a good idea to plan.
02:03:10.000 You've got to really...
02:03:12.000 Plot that thing out.
02:03:13.000 Right.
02:03:14.000 Because if you try to go on, like, a normal day in the summer or something like that, good fucking luck.
02:03:19.000 Yeah, I haven't done Disneyland in forever.
02:03:21.000 It's awesome.
02:03:22.000 Is it, though?
02:03:23.000 They have this new Star Wars ride.
02:03:26.000 How do you eat keto at Disneyland?
02:03:26.000 How do you what?
02:03:26.000 Eat keto?
02:03:27.000 Turkey legs.
02:03:28.000 You do turkey legs there?
02:03:29.000 Yeah.
02:03:30.000 Dude, I'm disciplined.
02:03:32.000 Are you full keto now?
02:03:34.000 Yeah.
02:03:34.000 Well, I did a little cheating when I was in Mexico.
02:03:37.000 I had some tortillas, but that was it.
02:03:40.000 Stone ground.
02:03:40.000 Yeah, but I did it just because I was on vacation.
02:03:44.000 I was like, I'm going to enjoy myself for a few days, then get right back onto it.
02:03:48.000 But I like the effect of it.
02:03:50.000 It had a noticeable effect in the way I look and a noticeable effect in the way I feel.
02:03:55.000 And I think there's some undeniable cognitive benefits as far as the clarity of your mind.
02:04:01.000 You don't feel foggy and tired.
02:04:03.000 And I was like, I'm just sticking with this.
02:04:05.000 And plus, I bring...
02:04:07.000 I don't have any here.
02:04:08.000 Well, this is just some cream.
02:04:10.000 This is keto cream.
02:04:11.000 Ah, Rhonda tried to get me on this stuff, man.
02:04:13.000 It's so sweet.
02:04:14.000 That stuff's not...
02:04:15.000 That's not...
02:04:16.000 Wait, I had this one.
02:04:17.000 It is sweet.
02:04:17.000 It's got the stevia in it.
02:04:18.000 That one is?
02:04:19.000 Is that the one?
02:04:19.000 Is that the one I gave it to her?
02:04:21.000 I gave that shit to her.
02:04:23.000 I also gave her some Keto OS, which is something you dump in water.
02:04:27.000 Same company, right?
02:04:28.000 No, it's a different company.
02:04:29.000 But it's Ketones...
02:04:32.000 But exogenous ketones are good.
02:04:34.000 Yeah, I've done ketocanna.
02:04:36.000 Ketocanna's great.
02:04:36.000 I have that stuff.
02:04:37.000 That's good to keep you going.
02:04:39.000 And then there's Dom D'Agostino, who's one of the reasons why I was first intrigued by the ketogenic diet.
02:04:45.000 I'm listening to him on Tim Ferriss' podcast.
02:04:48.000 So if you haven't heard it...
02:04:49.000 Yeah, Dom's awesome.
02:04:50.000 Amazing.
02:04:51.000 Super fucking smart guy and so dedicated to the pros and the benefits of ketogenic diets.
02:04:59.000 And staying in ketosis.
02:05:01.000 So I was like, well, this guy is obviously on the fucking ball.
02:05:03.000 I've got to really look into this.
02:05:05.000 There's got to be something to this.
02:05:06.000 And so for me, there's a few undeniable benefits.
02:05:10.000 One of the big ones is the way I feel in between meals.
02:05:14.000 Huge.
02:05:14.000 Oh, yeah.
02:05:15.000 There's not any type of crash.
02:05:16.000 You just have a constant energy.
02:05:18.000 Well, not only that, the constant energy or the no crash is good, but also my hunger's not the same.
02:05:23.000 Like, I would get fucking famished.
02:05:26.000 Where I would eat something and then four hours later, five hours later, when I was ready for my next meal, I would be famished.
02:05:31.000 Yeah.
02:05:32.000 Where my body was crashing, oh my god, I have to fucking eat.
02:05:34.000 I literally don't get like that anymore.
02:05:36.000 It doesn't happen.
02:05:37.000 So I recognize that I'm hungry.
02:05:39.000 Realized that I should probably get some food in me, but I'm not I'm not compromised and in that state I can still have a very good workout, right?
02:05:47.000 Which when I was on a carbohydrate glucose based system My body was just not operating like that.
02:05:53.000 I would I would have a shit workout if I was tired and I hadn't eaten anything I would have to have some fruit before I worked out and so those two benefits, but the big one was the way my brain works it just feels It feels less foggy.
02:06:09.000 Yeah.
02:06:09.000 It's a cleaner state, I think.
02:06:10.000 Yeah.
02:06:12.000 Well, it's undeniable also that eating all those carbohydrates has an effect on your insulin sensitivity and, you know, your body's just processing a fuckload of sugar.
02:06:21.000 You're eating all that bread and pasta and all that stuff.
02:06:23.000 It's a lot of sugar.
02:06:25.000 And if you are blowing it out all day, if you're some crazy fucking ultramarathon runner or some dude who's doing...
02:06:33.000 CrossFit four hours a day or something like that, you'd probably get away with it.
02:06:36.000 You'd probably be fine.
02:06:38.000 But I think there's some real benefits to staying in ketosis.
02:06:42.000 Yeah, I got really hooked on it, so much so that I was testing my blood probably three to four times a day.
02:06:49.000 What'd you find?
02:06:50.000 I was just testing after I would eat certain foods.
02:06:53.000 So, you know, I would go in and say, okay, I'm, you know, two and a half millimolars right now, ketone-wise.
02:07:00.000 If I have a big salad, but I put a ton of fat in there as well, will I stay in ketosis?
02:07:06.000 Like, pushing the edges to see what would kick me out.
02:07:09.000 Right.
02:07:10.000 So, you know, one thing I did find is I like to have a glass of wine or two with dinner.
02:07:16.000 And so I really wanted to see what wine would do with ketosis.
02:07:19.000 Knocks you right out of it, right?
02:07:20.000 You know what?
02:07:21.000 Actually, a really dry champagne, I could stay in.
02:07:25.000 Which is weird, because you wouldn't think champagne would keep you in.
02:07:28.000 You'd think like something with a...
02:07:30.000 It definitely has to be on the drier side, but I was thinking initially like a red wine would keep me in more than say like a champagne.
02:07:35.000 Right.
02:07:36.000 Champagne, I would drop down, but I'd still be, you know, around 0.8 to 1.2, somewhere around there.
02:07:42.000 Do you worry about that?
02:07:45.000 Do you check that on a regular basis or do you just go on the way you feel?
02:07:49.000 Uh, primarily on the way I feel.
02:07:50.000 I would always tell when I got kicked out.
02:07:53.000 I could tell when I ate something I shouldn't.
02:07:55.000 You know, I'd be out and about and it would sneak up on me.
02:07:59.000 You know, you'd have like a salad with like some kind of dressing that I wasn't sure of, but it doesn't taste too sweet.
02:08:04.000 And then all of a sudden I would get this really bad crash if I got fully kicked out of ketosis.
02:08:08.000 Really?
02:08:09.000 Yeah.
02:08:09.000 Wow, you must be like super sensitive.
02:08:11.000 I was super sensitive, but I would also get pretty deep pretty easily.
02:08:14.000 Like I could fast and get up into two and a half, three millimolars within 24 hours.
02:08:21.000 I had a real problem with those goddamn blood meters.
02:08:24.000 Why?
02:08:25.000 Because the things that they use to prick your skin don't get through my skin.
02:08:29.000 Did you set it to like a level eight or whatever?
02:08:31.000 I had to take it out of the thing and stab myself with it.
02:08:34.000 Oh yeah, that's weird.
02:08:35.000 Well, I lift so much kettlebells that my skins are all, it's all calloused and thick.
02:08:40.000 Right.
02:08:40.000 So I'd like try to get in there, and I was gonna actually go with the top of my skin.
02:08:45.000 You know, like maybe that's the better way to do it, but it just seems so fucking gross.
02:08:49.000 No, I've tried it all over the place.
02:08:50.000 I've done it on the sides before.
02:08:52.000 What's the best way for you?
02:08:53.000 For me, it is the tips of the fingers, but, like, you know, it's kind of Russian roulette.
02:08:57.000 Like, one out of every ten is going to hurt.
02:08:59.000 So, when you're doing it, like, five times a day, you always kind of try and...
02:09:02.000 Yeah.
02:09:03.000 ...different spots, you know?
02:09:04.000 It got annoying.
02:09:05.000 I was like, this is annoying.
02:09:07.000 Yeah.
02:09:07.000 I just jabbed myself, because I had a...
02:09:08.000 I used to try the punch thing, and it just wasn't doing anything.
02:09:12.000 Right.
02:09:12.000 I would go right to the tip, pachunk, squeeze...
02:09:14.000 Did you push in when you were...
02:09:16.000 I fucking stabbed myself with that thing, dude.
02:09:18.000 Huh.
02:09:19.000 But it's years of, you know, lifting, like kettlebells are just so, it's a fat piece of iron, and your hands are just constantly getting roughed up, and I'm using powder, you know, chalk, so it's all this grit.
02:09:32.000 It's all very thick.
02:09:33.000 It's like the coating is like the bottom of your feet, you know?
02:09:36.000 Just do it on top.
02:09:37.000 Do it on the tops there.
02:09:38.000 Is there a better way?
02:09:39.000 I mean, there's the pea sticks, but they don't really work that well.
02:09:44.000 But, you know, for someone like yourself that's following a pretty strict diet, then just once a day is fine.
02:09:49.000 Just check it first thing in the morning.
02:09:51.000 Yeah, I just don't check it anymore.
02:09:52.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter.
02:09:53.000 If you know you're in, you're in.
02:09:54.000 You'll feel it.
02:09:55.000 Well, I always feel like, look, what am I eating?
02:09:57.000 I'm eating eggs and avocados and meat.
02:10:00.000 I know what I'm eating.
02:10:02.000 And I'm not...
02:10:03.000 I just want to feel like I feel right now.
02:10:06.000 Like, if I can just keep this, whatever this is, this is great.
02:10:10.000 You know, I mean, I don't want anything that I have to obsess on.
02:10:14.000 Right.
02:10:14.000 Oh my god, I'm in two million molars.
02:10:15.000 I'd like to be at three.
02:10:17.000 How do I get to three?
02:10:17.000 Well, I have to drink a fucking gallon of MCT oil.
02:10:21.000 Oh, now I gotta shit my pants.
02:10:22.000 That's right.
02:10:23.000 Yeah, for me it was like, okay, what is gonna kick me out just so I know the boundaries?
02:10:27.000 And once I have the boundaries, then I'm fine.
02:10:29.000 I didn't need to do it anymore.
02:10:30.000 I know that I can have a half a cup of brown rice along with some fatty foods and it's not going to really do anything.
02:10:38.000 I just wanted to see, does a cup kick me out?
02:10:42.000 Oh yeah, a cup does.
02:10:43.000 Okay, dial it back.
02:10:43.000 That kind of thing.
02:10:44.000 And when you get kicked out, how long does it take you to recover?
02:10:47.000 Half day.
02:10:48.000 Half day.
02:10:49.000 Half to three quarters of a day.
02:10:50.000 Do you intermittent fast at all?
02:10:51.000 Oh yeah.
02:10:52.000 And how many hours do you do?
02:10:54.000 16 hours.
02:10:54.000 16. Yeah, I've done 12 and I guess that's not enough.
02:10:57.000 I'll do 24 a couple times a month.
02:11:00.000 Really?
02:11:00.000 Yeah, two, three times a month.
02:11:01.000 And why do you do it?
02:11:03.000 Just because I keep, you know, you listen to Rhonda's podcast and she starts talking about like all the guests that she has on like Dr. Dom and others.
02:11:11.000 You know, they talk about how if you're doing a full 24-hour fast, like it can actually help clear out the non-pre-cancerous kind of cells that haven't fully gone cancer.
02:11:22.000 Isn't that interesting?
02:11:23.000 It's crazy.
02:11:24.000 But why not?
02:11:26.000 Fasting has been around for obviously a very long time.
02:11:29.000 It also puts me in a nice kind of meditative state.
02:11:34.000 I interviewed the trainer.
02:11:35.000 I haven't released this podcast yet, but I interviewed the trainer for Hugh Jackman that helped him get Shreddiv or Wolverine.
02:11:43.000 Did he tell you about the steroids?
02:11:44.000 He did not tell me about the steroids.
02:11:46.000 Well, he didn't tell you everything then.
02:11:49.000 He definitely told me about the intermittent fasting.
02:11:50.000 Let me tell you about the steroids.
02:11:51.000 Is this real?
02:11:52.000 I'm 100% confident that that guy did steroids.
02:11:55.000 How do you know?
02:11:56.000 Look at his body.
02:11:57.000 He's fucking jacked.
02:11:59.000 Hugh Jackman got fucking jacked.
02:12:01.000 Do you think he got jacked?
02:12:02.000 And he's 40 years old.
02:12:03.000 You don't think he got jacked?
02:12:04.000 Well, I mean, it depends on what kind of...
02:12:07.000 I'm sure that he was on a wonderful diet.
02:12:09.000 He was on a wonderful diet.
02:12:10.000 He was also intermittent fasting.
02:12:12.000 I'm also sure he was, without a doubt, manipulating his hormones.
02:12:14.000 What do you think he was using?
02:12:15.000 Well, I know friends that have done movie roles.
02:12:17.000 Look at him.
02:12:18.000 Come on, son.
02:12:18.000 Well, that's a lot of Photoshop.
02:12:20.000 That's a still.
02:12:21.000 That might be a still, but the scene in the movie where he gets up out of bed...
02:12:27.000 And he is fucking jacked.
02:12:30.000 I mean, is it possible to get that big without steroids?
02:12:33.000 If you're 20. Yeah.
02:12:35.000 Yeah.
02:12:35.000 Or if you are a fucking maniac and you're 30 and you're in the gym all day long and you're completely and totally dedicated, yeah, it's possible.
02:12:45.000 But it's not likely.
02:12:46.000 But I have a friend who was...
02:12:48.000 He's a movie actor, and he was doing a role.
02:12:52.000 And in the role, he had to be jacked.
02:12:54.000 And they just, without...
02:12:56.000 They just come in.
02:12:57.000 Yeah, we have a guy.
02:12:58.000 We have a guy, and this guy's going to hook you up.
02:13:00.000 And if you follow his protocols, he's just going to...
02:13:02.000 It'll be healthy.
02:13:03.000 You'll be fine.
02:13:03.000 And the guy's like, well, this is what we're going to do.
02:13:04.000 We're going to do this and do that and add this and that.
02:13:07.000 And he's like, whoa.
02:13:08.000 And it's really kind of in some sort of a weird...
02:13:13.000 Gray area, you know, there's some stuff that you, first of all, there's some stuff that you can get at like GNC and some of those places where it is steroids.
02:13:24.000 Really?
02:13:25.000 Yes.
02:13:25.000 Like what stuff?
02:13:26.000 Well, a fucking shitload of them.
02:13:29.000 We had Jeff Nowitzki, who's the guy who busted Lance Armstrong.
02:13:32.000 He works for the UFC now.
02:13:33.000 He works for USADA and They have a website.
02:13:36.000 And in the USADA website, there's all these different supplements that contain products that are illegal.
02:13:43.000 Products that will get you kicked out because they are steroids and they are performance-enhancing drugs.
02:13:48.000 Well, the USADA website has alphabetically listed A through Z. And each letter has just fucking shitloads of different supplements that you could buy at any store, any local vitamin shop that is likely to be filled with steroids.
02:14:09.000 That's crazy.
02:14:10.000 Well, there's the stuff that I used to take.
02:14:11.000 I took it in, like, the early 2000s.
02:14:14.000 It was called Mag10.
02:14:15.000 They made it illegal after a while.
02:14:17.000 It was 100% steroids.
02:14:20.000 I mean, 100%.
02:14:21.000 This has to be really bad for your liver, then.
02:14:23.000 It's not good.
02:14:24.000 Yeah, most of them are not good.
02:14:26.000 But, you know, when you see someone gets that jacked for a movie, why would they be concerned with not doing it the right way?
02:14:34.000 No, that's a good point.
02:14:36.000 What's the goal here?
02:14:37.000 The goal here is you have to look like a goddamn superhero.
02:14:40.000 Right.
02:14:40.000 Okay?
02:14:41.000 So, are you prepared to not totally look like a superhero and tell everybody, but at least I did it naturally?
02:14:47.000 Right.
02:14:47.000 Fuck that.
02:14:48.000 No, they're going to do deadlifts on testosterone and take human growth hormone.
02:14:53.000 The reward.
02:14:54.000 Or it is pretty high, too, in that you get paid $15 million or whatever it is.
02:14:58.000 And it looked awesome.
02:14:59.000 I mean, I'm not hating it at all, but anyone who thinks you're going to achieve that kind of results without some sort, especially like, like I said, like, how old's you, Jackman?
02:15:09.000 Isn't he like 40?
02:15:10.000 He's like 42 or something like that.
02:15:11.000 I mean, there are some outliers.
02:15:14.000 There's some people that...
02:15:16.000 I mean, but in the UFC, you find these guys and they just look unbelievable.
02:15:19.000 They look unbelievably ripped and huge.
02:15:22.000 And they get into their late 30s and then they get popped.
02:15:25.000 You know, they just randomly test them.
02:15:29.000 Because the way the UFC is set up now with Nowitzki, they'll show up at your house at 6 o'clock in the morning.
02:15:34.000 Wake up, dude.
02:15:35.000 Wake up, dude.
02:15:35.000 Yeah, we need some blood and some pee.
02:15:37.000 Crazy.
02:15:38.000 What?
02:15:38.000 And then they test them.
02:15:39.000 And then, you know, there's a lot of these guys that are on something that has an insanely short half-life.
02:15:44.000 Like, they'll have something that only shows up in the system for like seven hours.
02:15:49.000 So what they'll try to do is they'll try to take it right before they go to bed, and they'll get the benefits of it, but they'll fucking wake you up, man.
02:15:55.000 Crazy.
02:15:57.000 That's insane.
02:15:58.000 Well, it's because they want to find out what's going on, and we've exposed, or I shouldn't say we, I have nothing to do with it, but they've exposed tremendous underlying issues.
02:16:09.000 Sort of just a standard operational procedure of testosterone, steroids, all sorts of different ways of manipulating the system.
02:16:19.000 EPO, that stuff that Armstrong got caught with, or actually didn't.
02:16:22.000 He never got caught with anything, right?
02:16:24.000 He had to confess.
02:16:24.000 That's right.
02:16:25.000 But a lot of those cyclists take EPO, which jacks up your red blood cell production.
02:16:31.000 There's just so many different ways of enhancing the way the body functions, both naturally, you know, like with ketosis and a lot of other methods, and, you know, and then with exogenous chemicals.
02:16:41.000 Did you see the documentary on steroids?
02:16:43.000 Which one?
02:16:44.000 Bigger, Stronger, Faster?
02:16:45.000 Yeah, I had those guys here.
02:16:46.000 What'd you think?
02:16:47.000 It's great.
02:16:48.000 It's interesting.
02:16:48.000 It is interesting.
02:16:49.000 I've become friends with those guys.
02:16:51.000 And it's just when you find out what, you know, how many different...
02:17:00.000 Different types of steroids there are and how many different people and how many different athletes are taking them.
02:17:06.000 Especially throughout bodybuilding and things.
02:17:08.000 I mean, if you can call that a sport, I guess it's kind of an activity more than it is a sport.
02:17:11.000 It's kind of dying out though, I feel like.
02:17:13.000 Is it?
02:17:14.000 At least the crazy...
02:17:16.000 I had a buddy that competed and he was definitely juicing.
02:17:21.000 And he was...
02:17:22.000 He said that the big, bulky, kind of crazy over-the-top look, and they're going more for a more natural appearance.
02:17:29.000 That's kind of the hot thing now.
02:17:30.000 Like Frank Zane or something like that.
02:17:32.000 Yeah.
02:17:33.000 Frank Zane was famous in the Arnold days as being, like, the most symmetrical.
02:17:37.000 And also, like...
02:17:39.000 The more realistic, like as opposed to like a Lee Haney who is just this fucking massive muscle.
02:17:45.000 Right.
02:17:45.000 Whereas Zayn was more, he looked more sculpted.
02:17:49.000 More like a, you have a photo of him there?
02:17:51.000 Not like another guy.
02:17:52.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:17:53.000 Who's that guy?
02:17:54.000 Oh, yeah.
02:17:56.000 He was on what?
02:17:56.000 Tosh.0.
02:17:57.000 Oh, yeah.
02:17:58.000 Well, this guy is a crazy guy.
02:18:00.000 He's sort of a bodybuilder, but more of like a personality.
02:18:04.000 He has an eight-hour arm workout where he works out nothing but his arms for eight hours.
02:18:09.000 Wow, his arms are massive.
02:18:11.000 Yeah, everything's massive.
02:18:12.000 He's a cartoon.
02:18:14.000 There's definitely some drugs there.
02:18:15.000 No way, dude.
02:18:16.000 Totally legit.
02:18:18.000 Yeah.
02:18:18.000 No, he's roided to the tits.
02:18:20.000 But Google Frank Zane and you'll get an idea of what a lot of people thought was like one of the perfect bodies.
02:18:29.000 It's like Frank Zane.
02:18:31.000 I firmly believe that that is a body that is possible.
02:18:34.000 You can attain that body without steroids.
02:18:36.000 With strong dedication and good knowledge of nutrition and the right way to lift weights.
02:18:44.000 But Frank Zane never got ridiculously big.
02:18:47.000 That is a regular sized guy at a lot of gyms.
02:18:51.000 Like, right there.
02:18:51.000 Right.
02:18:52.000 That's a regular-sized guy at a lot of, like, high-level gyms.
02:18:56.000 Like, that might not even be the biggest guy.
02:18:57.000 It looks like there's drugs there, though, right?
02:19:00.000 I don't know.
02:19:00.000 I mean, those shoulders are popped.
02:19:02.000 Maybe.
02:19:03.000 Most likely, probably.
02:19:05.000 I don't know.
02:19:06.000 No, that's attainable, man.
02:19:08.000 Yeah, but look at the chest.
02:19:09.000 See those, like, little lines?
02:19:10.000 Yeah, but that just means he's very lean.
02:19:12.000 Those little lines, striations, that's totally attainable without drugs.
02:19:17.000 There's a level...
02:19:18.000 I mean, you would have to be really dedicated to training, but he's not that big, man, in comparison to some of the people of today.
02:19:25.000 Now, look at him, okay?
02:19:28.000 Now, Google Dorian Yates.
02:19:30.000 Dorian Yates, who was fucking...
02:19:33.000 And he's a...
02:19:33.000 Dorian is a really interesting guy because he's super honest about it.
02:19:37.000 Like, that one right there.
02:19:38.000 Right...
02:19:38.000 No, to the left of that.
02:19:39.000 Right there.
02:19:40.000 What in the fucking Christ...
02:19:46.000 Look how big he is!
02:19:47.000 That's insane.
02:19:48.000 That's all drugs.
02:19:49.000 And dedication, and focus, and lifting.
02:19:52.000 100%.
02:19:52.000 I mean, you don't...
02:19:54.000 Well, Jay Cutler.
02:19:54.000 You've seen Jay Cutler's legs, right?
02:19:56.000 Yeah.
02:19:57.000 Yeah, type in Jay Cutler.
02:19:58.000 Those guys are ridiculous.
02:19:59.000 Yeah.
02:20:01.000 Or Tom Platts.
02:20:02.000 You ever seen that guy's legs?
02:20:04.000 Tom Platts has the most ridiculous legs ever.
02:20:10.000 Jesus Christ.
02:20:11.000 Yeah, Cutler's got some...
02:20:12.000 Yeah.
02:20:13.000 Those are like horses.
02:20:14.000 I mean, you have to be a maniac in the gym on top.
02:20:17.000 Look at that fucking picture.
02:20:19.000 That's insane.
02:20:20.000 I think this is also a mass movement of body dysmorphia because it's not just that these guys are trying to get as big as they can.
02:20:33.000 I don't think they see themselves the way other people see them either because sometimes they freak out when they're not in perfect shape and they want to cover their bodies up with sweaters and stuff and they don't want anybody looking at them.
02:20:47.000 It's like an anorexia thing, in a way.
02:20:49.000 But it's still, like, better than 99.9% of humans on Earth, even when they're not in that peak shape.
02:20:54.000 Oh, yeah.
02:20:55.000 Yeah, but to them, you know, they're used to judging each other so harshly.
02:20:59.000 Right.
02:21:00.000 If they have a little bit of extra body fat, they start to freak.
02:21:03.000 Crazy.
02:21:05.000 Back to Hugh Jackman and this trainer thing.
02:21:08.000 I think it's a fantastic way to get your body really lean.
02:21:12.000 And that's one of the things he was in that movie.
02:21:14.000 He was super lean.
02:21:15.000 So he was on a ketogenic diet?
02:21:17.000 He was doing the intermittent fasting.
02:21:18.000 So he was doing 16 hours a day.
02:21:21.000 Every day?
02:21:21.000 Every day.
02:21:22.000 Interesting.
02:21:23.000 And then on a ketogenic diet as well?
02:21:25.000 I don't know about that.
02:21:25.000 No, I don't think he was on ketogenic.
02:21:27.000 And what was the benefit of doing that 16 hour fasting without a ketogenic diet?
02:21:30.000 Leaning up.
02:21:31.000 Just leaning up.
02:21:33.000 I wonder if that would affect, without getting your body into a state of ketosis, I wonder if that would affect the way your body put on muscle mass.
02:21:41.000 Yeah, I'm not sure.
02:21:43.000 I don't know enough about this.
02:21:44.000 You know, there's also a problem that, for the longest time, doctors were calling bullshit on fasting.
02:21:50.000 And they just didn't have a lot of information.
02:21:52.000 But they were so quick to poo-poo it.
02:21:56.000 Like, you know, like fasting has no...
02:21:58.000 I remember this guy telling me this.
02:22:00.000 He was a doctor.
02:22:01.000 He goes, fasting has no medical benefits.
02:22:02.000 Your body exists on nutrients.
02:22:05.000 And when you deny your body nutrients and you think you're somehow or another cleansing your system, it's just a bunch of bunk.
02:22:11.000 Meanwhile, he was wrong.
02:22:12.000 Right.
02:22:12.000 And he's a fucking doctor.
02:22:14.000 I mean, almost all doctors are five, ten years behind the science, though, right?
02:22:18.000 A lot of them.
02:22:19.000 Well, the thing is...
02:22:21.000 How much education do they actually have on nutrition?
02:22:23.000 Right.
02:22:24.000 Like two hours with that.
02:22:25.000 It's really small.
02:22:26.000 It is like that.
02:22:27.000 It's like, you know, a quarter of a semester or something like that.
02:22:30.000 Yeah.
02:22:30.000 So when you're talking to an oncologist and the oncologist starts poo-pooing the value of phytonutrients and certain vitamins to combat cancer and he doesn't stay on top of the cutting edge of it.
02:22:43.000 I mean, people are so weird with what they know that they believe that what they know is all there is out there.
02:22:49.000 I had a discussion with this woman and she just We were talking about this animal that they found in the Congo.
02:23:00.000 It's called the Bondo ape.
02:23:02.000 It's like this enormous chimpanzee.
02:23:04.000 Documented, like 100%.
02:23:05.000 They have DNA photos, camera trap pictures of it.
02:23:08.000 They've got the skull of it.
02:23:11.000 They know it's a real animal.
02:23:12.000 And this woman was like, she was mocking it.
02:23:16.000 She was mocking it.
02:23:17.000 Like, what kind of fringe things?
02:23:18.000 I went to school for anthropology.
02:23:20.000 I go, well, you're obviously not on the ball.
02:23:23.000 Like, maybe you went to school 20 years ago, and then I told her, go Google it.
02:23:27.000 Go Google it.
02:23:28.000 Check out these websites.
02:23:29.000 And she was like, I'm not going to.
02:23:30.000 I go, you're not going to.
02:23:31.000 How about I'll do it in front of you, and then will you shut the fuck up when I show you photos?
02:23:36.000 Because there's this giant chimpanzee that they found in this one rare area of the Congo.
02:23:41.000 That's a really old photo, though, man.
02:23:43.000 That's a better photo.
02:23:45.000 Look at the size of that fucking chimp.
02:23:48.000 I mean, that thing is goddamn huge.
02:23:51.000 There's a guy named Carl Armand, who's a Swiss wildlife photographer, who set up some camera traps, and he got a picture of one of them walking, standing on...
02:24:00.000 Look at the side of the balls on that.
02:24:01.000 Yeah, it's huge nuts.
02:24:03.000 Huge!
02:24:03.000 And that's not even a good picture.
02:24:05.000 That's kind of a blurry picture.
02:24:06.000 There's some better ones of it.
02:24:08.000 But it's an enormous chimp.
02:24:10.000 It's like a subspecies that turns out to be...
02:24:14.000 It enjoys walking upright as well.
02:24:17.000 See the far right?
02:24:18.000 Far right, upper deck?
02:24:20.000 Yeah, that's the camera trap photo.
02:24:22.000 That's one of them walk...
02:24:23.000 Go full screen on that.
02:24:25.000 It doesn't work.
02:24:26.000 That's one of them walking upright.
02:24:29.000 And they said that fucking thing was six feet tall.
02:24:33.000 Like, that is an enormous chimpanzee.
02:24:35.000 But the point is, this woman who said she went to school for anthropology was mocking this when we were talking about it.
02:24:41.000 And I was like, look, I'm telling you.
02:24:42.000 It's not something I'm making up.
02:24:44.000 I'm not going to fucking cryptozoology.com.
02:24:47.000 Like, this is National Geographic.
02:24:48.000 This was, you know, like, there's a bunch of different scientists that are studying this thing and trying to find out how many of them there are.
02:24:56.000 And they don't have any of them in captivity.
02:24:57.000 They don't know how many there are.
02:24:59.000 And it's a really dangerous part of the Congo where it's warlords and fucking shootings and killings and rapings.
02:25:06.000 It's a very dangerous spot to get to.
02:25:10.000 But the point being, when someone gets a certain amount of information on a subject and then they don't stay up on it and they still want to cling to that old information like this is all there is.
02:25:21.000 You do a real disservice to the other people that require you to be the one who's the voice of information.
02:25:26.000 Absolutely.
02:25:27.000 Yeah, the fasting thing is...
02:25:29.000 I think it's starting to come around, though.
02:25:31.000 I have a buddy that just beat cancer.
02:25:34.000 He was stage 3 lymphoma.
02:25:37.000 Whoa.
02:25:38.000 And he went in for his first chemo treatments and, you know, you just get totally sick when you're doing chemo.
02:25:45.000 And there was some research that had come out talking about fasting prior to chemo and how it helps with the therapy.
02:25:52.000 So he started fasting two days prior to doing chemo.
02:25:54.000 So you do 48 hours and then go into chemo.
02:25:57.000 And world of difference.
02:25:59.000 And so it was this doctor, put out a bunch of papers, and you can even watch the videos on YouTube of these rats fasting prior to chemo.
02:26:07.000 And the difference between the fasting group and the non-fasting group is like night and day.
02:26:11.000 The group that fasted is like running around, eating, drinking afterwards, like after they had the chemo treatment.
02:26:16.000 The other group is just on its side like deathly ill.
02:26:20.000 Wow!
02:26:20.000 Yeah, it's really crazy.
02:26:22.000 That's amazing.
02:26:23.000 So there's benefits going into chemo too, which is nuts.
02:26:25.000 Yeah, Rhonda was talking about that.
02:26:27.000 She was talking about, Dr. Rhonda Patrick was talking about that, that there's some pretty significant benefits, not just for combating cancer, but also for dealing with chemo.
02:26:37.000 It's just amazing how many tinkers there are out there, like Dr. Dom D'Agostino, guys who are just super fucking smart, but also tweaking their own body.
02:26:47.000 Have you had Peter Atiyah on the show yet?
02:26:48.000 No.
02:26:49.000 He's another one that...
02:26:50.000 What's his...
02:26:51.000 How do you say his name?
02:26:51.000 Dr. Peter Atiyah.
02:26:53.000 How do you spell it?
02:26:54.000 I'd have to look it up.
02:26:55.000 A-T-T-I-A-E-A. He's been on the Tim Ferriss show.
02:27:00.000 He's another body hacker slash keto person.
02:27:04.000 Really smart guy.
02:27:05.000 He was just on Rondo's podcast as well.
02:27:06.000 Oh, okay.
02:27:07.000 I'll find him.
02:27:08.000 There's so many of those people out there now.
02:27:09.000 I know.
02:27:10.000 It's great.
02:27:10.000 Well, there's these doctors that are also into physical fitness and, you know, exercise.
02:27:14.000 Like, one of the things about Tim Ferriss' podcast was Dom D'Agostino talking about fasting for five days and then doing, like, 500-pound deadlifts.
02:27:21.000 Just insane.
02:27:22.000 Yeah.
02:27:23.000 It's like, what?
02:27:23.000 That's so crazy.
02:27:24.000 You would think of someone who hadn't eaten in five days just being a barely alive thing, clinging to life, you know?
02:27:32.000 Yeah, it's really fascinating how we're learning also that the body has a bunch of different ways that it can acquire food, that it can acquire food through carbohydrates or fuel, rather, through carbohydrates or through fat.
02:27:44.000 And it can go back and forth in between those things.
02:27:47.000 And just the reaction that your body has that we think is normal to common, everyday foods that are just really fucking terrible for you.
02:27:55.000 But we all eat them, you know?
02:27:57.000 And, you know, you can do occasionally every now and then, but I didn't...
02:28:01.000 When I really committed to it was when I met Mark Sisson, and I did the podcast with him, and I really started talking about the benefits of it, and I just decided, well, it's worth a shot.
02:28:14.000 Let me just give it a shot.
02:28:15.000 And within five or six days, I knew that this was going to be probably the way I eat for the rest of my life.
02:28:21.000 And one of the things that really hit me was how bad I felt when I wasn't taking in sugar for a few days.
02:28:28.000 I was like, God, I've got a headache.
02:28:29.000 I feel like shit.
02:28:31.000 And I realized, oh, my body's addicted to this crap.
02:28:34.000 Absolutely.
02:28:34.000 Sugar is the devil.
02:28:36.000 It's so bad for us.
02:28:37.000 I mean, I'm sure you keep up with the data as well, but it feels like every few months there's another report that comes out that talks about how toxic and evil it is.
02:28:46.000 But it's so yummy.
02:28:47.000 It is yummy.
02:28:48.000 What a fucking weird biological trick.
02:28:49.000 Yeah, but we never used to eat it like that.
02:28:52.000 We didn't refine it to the level that we do now.
02:28:54.000 Right.
02:28:55.000 Well, it's still...
02:28:56.000 I mean, you know what's interesting, too, is sugar is yummy and ice cream is delicious, but fruit...
02:29:04.000 Fruit is like one of the best tasting things you can get your hands on.
02:29:09.000 Like if you have a nice ripe peach, it's one of the most fantastic things.
02:29:13.000 It's so underappreciated, so underrated.
02:29:17.000 You know, like that is the way you're supposed to get your sugar.
02:29:21.000 It's really the only way.
02:29:22.000 Like if you really want sugar, you're really supposed to eat like a fresh orange.
02:29:26.000 Right.
02:29:27.000 They taste amazing.
02:29:29.000 That should be our dessert every night.
02:29:32.000 It's just as good as chocolate cake.
02:29:34.000 It really is.
02:29:35.000 You have it in your head that chocolate cake is the dessert.
02:29:38.000 That frosting.
02:29:40.000 Look at it.
02:29:40.000 It's moist.
02:29:41.000 I love chocolate, and I've started to eat 100% chocolate, so no sugar added.
02:29:47.000 Yeah.
02:29:48.000 But here's the funny thing.
02:29:49.000 The 100% chocolate that you've ever tasted or anyone else out there has ever tasted is the baker's chocolate.
02:29:55.000 It's the stuff that you get at the store and it's made exclusively for baking.
02:29:58.000 It's super bitter and harsh and nasty and burnt.
02:30:02.000 And the reason...
02:30:04.000 I was talking to a chocolate maker, this guy that owns Fruition Chocolate out of New York.
02:30:09.000 And he said, well, they just bake the hell out of it.
02:30:11.000 They over-roast it.
02:30:12.000 It's not for consumption like that.
02:30:15.000 So they don't care.
02:30:16.000 Right.
02:30:17.000 He makes a 100% chocolate bar that is actually palatable.
02:30:21.000 Do they ship?
02:30:24.000 What's the name of the company?
02:30:25.000 Fruition.
02:30:26.000 Fruition?
02:30:28.000 And they make 100% no-sugar-added chocolate bar, and I do a little quarter piece of that, and you feel amazing.
02:30:36.000 Chocolate is a great little pick-me-up.
02:30:37.000 It has a little bit of caffeine in there as well.
02:30:39.000 Well, that's why it's bad for dogs.
02:30:40.000 Yes.
02:30:41.000 I had to have my dog's stomach pumped.
02:30:44.000 I'm dead serious.
02:30:45.000 It's horrible.
02:30:46.000 My poor little labradoodle that's gone through a raccoon attack and everything else.
02:30:51.000 You have a sweet dog, too.
02:30:53.000 He's a sweet dude.
02:30:54.000 Oh, my God, he's so friendly.
02:30:55.000 We left one of those chocolate bars, the Whole Foods, like, dark chocolate, like, 80%, and he just, we came home, and the wrapper's, like, all over the floor, and I'm like, oh, my God.
02:31:06.000 And so I called the vet, and they're like, bring him in right away.
02:31:09.000 Brought him down there two days in the hospital on IV. Whoa.
02:31:14.000 Like, he ate, like, six times the lethal dose or something like that.
02:31:18.000 I mean, he's a small little labradoodle.
02:31:20.000 And did they put charcoal in his stomach?
02:31:22.000 We had to give him charcoal afterwards.
02:31:25.000 It was really brutal.
02:31:26.000 Well, apparently it just jacks your little hearts.
02:31:29.000 Like, that's what kills them.
02:31:30.000 Yeah.
02:31:30.000 The little heart.
02:31:32.000 They do seizures and they have all that, so it's really bad.
02:31:35.000 Fucking chocolate, man.
02:31:36.000 Chocolate.
02:31:37.000 That's like the only saving grace of like a Hershey's or something.
02:31:40.000 They're not really chocolate anymore.
02:31:41.000 They're like 2% or whatever, you know?
02:31:43.000 Is it really?
02:31:44.000 Yeah, so when I called, they're like, well, what type of chocolate?
02:31:48.000 Right.
02:31:49.000 You know, because if it's like a Hershey's bar, they're like, oh, it might throw up.
02:31:54.000 Really?
02:31:54.000 Well, I don't know if it's Hershey's bars, but you know what I mean.
02:31:56.000 The lesser, almost all-sugar bars with milk don't have a ton of chocolate.
02:32:01.000 Not like an 80% dark, organic, free-trade, artisanal bar from Whole Foods.
02:32:07.000 Right.
02:32:09.000 It's a whole other level.
02:32:10.000 That's real chocolate.
02:32:11.000 Yeah.
02:32:12.000 Yeah.
02:32:13.000 That's a good chocolate, though.
02:32:15.000 I love those things.
02:32:16.000 The little cocoa nibs in them.
02:32:17.000 Oh, the little nibs.
02:32:18.000 Those will get you.
02:32:19.000 Those are tasty.
02:32:20.000 They're yummy.
02:32:22.000 Yeah.
02:32:22.000 I just try to avoid everything sweet other than fruit.
02:32:26.000 Yeah.
02:32:27.000 So you do fruit in ketosis?
02:32:29.000 Well, it'll knock me out.
02:32:31.000 I'll do blueberries.
02:32:32.000 Yeah, a little bit of berries.
02:32:33.000 I'll do mangoes occasionally.
02:32:35.000 It'll knock you out.
02:32:36.000 It'll definitely knock you out.
02:32:38.000 It's not as bad as refined sugar, though.
02:32:40.000 It's fructose versus sucrose, right?
02:32:41.000 Right.
02:32:41.000 See, I'm not necessarily 100% concerned with getting knocked out.
02:32:46.000 My concern was, what is the diet that my body functions the best on?
02:32:52.000 How do I feel when I work out?
02:32:54.000 How do I feel just throughout the day?
02:32:56.000 And for me, no sugar.
02:32:58.000 That's the big one.
02:32:59.000 Avoid all that.
02:33:00.000 No pasta.
02:33:01.000 No bread.
02:33:01.000 Cut all that stuff out.
02:33:03.000 And no rice.
02:33:04.000 When I just do that, It doesn't seem to fuck with me too much if I have a pear or a little bit of this.
02:33:13.000 In yogurt, if you have a large bowl of yogurt and blueberries, realistically, you're getting too much sugar.
02:33:19.000 But too much sugar for what?
02:33:21.000 It doesn't fuck my body up, but it's going to knock me out of ketosis.
02:33:24.000 But then I take exogenous ketones.
02:33:28.000 That's what I should do, because when I get knocked out, I'm in a slump.
02:33:31.000 Yeah, just take exogenous ketones.
02:33:33.000 You know, Dom D'Agostino has his own brand now.
02:33:36.000 The Ketokana stuff?
02:33:36.000 No, he has his own brand.
02:33:38.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
02:33:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:33:40.000 Ketenix?
02:33:41.000 I just bought it.
02:33:42.000 I just had it delivered.
02:33:43.000 I haven't tried it yet.
02:33:44.000 But I've been doing Keto OS, which is another company that's similar.
02:33:47.000 They need to come up with better names for these products.
02:33:49.000 Everyone's like, what's Ketokana?
02:33:51.000 I don't know.
02:33:52.000 Who cares?
02:33:52.000 I don't give a fuck what they call it.
02:33:54.000 Just pour it in the water.
02:33:55.000 It's great.
02:33:55.000 But it tastes good?
02:33:57.000 Yeah, it's fine.
02:33:57.000 The Ketokana's good, but I heard some of them are really jet-fuel-y nasty.
02:34:01.000 Keto OS is fine.
02:34:03.000 I mean, it's not the best tasting stuff in the world.
02:34:05.000 It's not Gatorade, but it's not awful.
02:34:06.000 It's fine.
02:34:08.000 It's just, like I said, my main concern is predominantly making sure I'm eating healthy stuff.
02:34:13.000 Just making sure that I... And then, I also have to really vet out some of the information when it comes to increasing the mitochondria in your body.
02:34:21.000 Like, is that all real?
02:34:22.000 I don't know.
02:34:23.000 I need to find the pros and cons or the detractors of these ideas.
02:34:28.000 Because there's some of the things that Sisson was saying that was like, ooh, I gotta look that up.
02:34:32.000 And Kyle Kingsbury, who's a friend of mine, who's a former UFC fighter, who's a very, very smart guy, who's also been keto for a couple years now.
02:34:40.000 I have a few friends that are athletes, like real high-level athletes.
02:34:43.000 My friend Danny Propokos, he's a former jiu-jitsu world champion.
02:34:47.000 He's been ketogenic for the past year.
02:34:49.000 He's really dedicated.
02:34:51.000 He takes that keto can of stuff.
02:34:53.000 Oh, cool.
02:34:53.000 But he's just 100% convinced.
02:34:55.000 It's the way to go.
02:34:57.000 It's funny, man, how many people fight like cats and dogs about this online.
02:35:01.000 It's almost like a Mac versus PC thing.
02:35:04.000 I think it comes down to, like you said, how you personally feel on it.
02:35:09.000 For me, I was always having that, okay, it's afternoon, I'm in a slump, I'm mentally a little foggy.
02:35:17.000 I attribute a lot of that to a lot of the refined carbs that I was eating.
02:35:22.000 100%.
02:35:22.000 And sugar.
02:35:23.000 100%.
02:35:23.000 And you get rid of that stuff, and you're just sharper.
02:35:27.000 Way sharper.
02:35:28.000 It's like, you know, like I said about the cold therapy and the mood, the 20% boost, it's like a 20% boost in just mental clarity and sharpness.
02:35:34.000 Yeah.
02:35:35.000 From my own personal experience, my own experimentation, that has been the biggest factor.
02:35:39.000 The biggest factor has been cutting out sugar.
02:35:40.000 Cutting out sugar, cutting out refined carbs, all that had a massive positive benefit.
02:35:46.000 So then, you know, a little fruit and a lot of...
02:35:48.000 I think fruit is healthy.
02:35:49.000 What's your vice, though?
02:35:50.000 My vice?
02:35:51.000 Do you have anything?
02:35:52.000 Like, do you ever do pizza every once in a while?
02:35:55.000 No.
02:35:55.000 I mean, like I said, I went a good, solid 55 days strict until I went to Mexico.
02:36:02.000 And then when I went to Mexico, I just had some tortillas.
02:36:05.000 That was it.
02:36:06.000 Yeah.
02:36:06.000 But even then, I didn't feel bad.
02:36:08.000 But I tell you what, man, after I ate the tortillas, I had some dessert there when I was there, too.
02:36:12.000 I felt like, shit.
02:36:13.000 Yeah.
02:36:14.000 Ooh, boy.
02:36:15.000 When you don't have it for, you know, almost two months, and then you do have it, like, oh my god, it's like I ate a brick.
02:36:20.000 Did you skyrocket out with, like, some Ketokana, like to rocket boost down there?
02:36:25.000 Didn't bring any with me.
02:36:26.000 No, I just roughed it.
02:36:27.000 I just decided, look, I'm going to be down here on vacation with my family.
02:36:31.000 I'm just going to drink margaritas and go fishing and have a great time.
02:36:34.000 I'm not giving a fuck about anything.
02:36:36.000 And I needed, like, a mental break, because I have, like, essentially three occupations.
02:36:43.000 And I manage them consecutively.
02:36:46.000 And they're all fun.
02:36:48.000 I enjoy them.
02:36:50.000 But I think that just the sheer RPMs that I'm operating at all the time needs breaks.
02:36:56.000 So I'm learning as I get older to get better at just shutting all that shit down.
02:37:02.000 So I'm shutting everything down.
02:37:03.000 Are you good at saying no?
02:37:05.000 I'm great at saying no.
02:37:06.000 That's good.
02:37:07.000 I'm good at that now.
02:37:07.000 That's a big piece of it is just saying no to a lot of things.
02:37:09.000 After the last like four years, I've gotten better and better at it.
02:37:13.000 I'm really good at that.
02:37:14.000 I say no to like really good stuff.
02:37:17.000 Yeah, I know.
02:37:17.000 So do I. Do you ever look on your calendar and think like, oh God, I committed to that thing.
02:37:21.000 Not anymore.
02:37:22.000 But I did.
02:37:23.000 I used to.
02:37:23.000 Well, that was my entire career on Fear Factor.
02:37:26.000 I was like, fuck.
02:37:28.000 How is this thing still on the air?
02:37:29.000 Shit.
02:37:30.000 How many years was that on the air for?
02:37:32.000 Six years.
02:37:32.000 That's crazy.
02:37:33.000 Yeah.
02:37:34.000 148 episodes.
02:37:35.000 And then we came back and did it again for six more episodes.
02:37:40.000 But, yeah, now I don't.
02:37:42.000 I do it less and less.
02:37:43.000 Now, almost everything I do, I really, really enjoy doing.
02:37:46.000 And that helps.
02:37:47.000 That helps a lot.
02:37:49.000 But it's hard.
02:37:51.000 For a lot of folks, that's not where their money is.
02:37:54.000 Their money comes from things that make them uncomfortable.
02:37:56.000 Their money comes from things that they don't enjoy, but they just happen to be good at it or understand really well.
02:38:02.000 It's such a treat and such a huge blessing in life.
02:38:07.000 Although I hate that word, blessing.
02:38:08.000 But it's such a huge positive.
02:38:11.000 If you can find something you actually enjoy and that is actually how you make your living.
02:38:16.000 God, it's so lucky.
02:38:17.000 So lucky to be able to do that.
02:38:19.000 So few people have that.
02:38:25.000 Today, my day was I worked out, and then I said, oh, I'm going to go talk to Kevin Rose today.
02:38:30.000 This is going to be fucking awesome.
02:38:31.000 I'm psyched.
02:38:32.000 And that's my day.
02:38:35.000 There's no negative to that.
02:38:37.000 And then, you know, go have dinner.
02:38:40.000 It's like all normal stuff.
02:38:42.000 To have that as a job, it's beautiful.
02:38:45.000 Yeah, I see that a lot.
02:38:46.000 You know, I spent the last, gosh, probably eight years doing technology investing, you know, Google Ventures and on my own.
02:38:54.000 And the entrepreneurs that go after things that they're really personally passionate about, They're the ones that actually win in the end.
02:39:03.000 Because when they have those shitty days, it's not like, oh man, I gotta give up.
02:39:09.000 It's their baby.
02:39:11.000 It's their life's work.
02:39:12.000 And they can push through that.
02:39:13.000 And I find that those are the hard moments.
02:39:17.000 And only the moments that you can get through if you're truly passionate and into what you're doing.
02:39:23.000 Well, I have a lot of varied interests, but I also have a lot of interest in other people's interests, even if I'm not interested in their interests.
02:39:31.000 What I mean is, if I'm listening to a guy talk, say if he makes custom kitchen knives, Like, and he's just really into it.
02:39:40.000 And he talks to you about the type of steel that he uses and how he prepares the blade.
02:39:44.000 Oh, I'm the same way.
02:39:44.000 I'm in, man.
02:39:45.000 I'm in.
02:39:45.000 My last podcast was interviewing a guy to talk about the absolute best paper notebooks.
02:39:51.000 And we geeked out for, like, 45 minutes on, like, stationery.
02:39:55.000 What's the best?
02:39:56.000 The best is a couple...
02:39:58.000 Well, domestically...
02:39:59.000 I'm a Moleskine fan.
02:39:59.000 Moleskine are the worst.
02:40:00.000 They're the worst?
02:40:01.000 They're the worst.
02:40:02.000 What's wrong with them?
02:40:03.000 Dude, you gotta listen to my podcasts.
02:40:05.000 I can't do this anymore!
02:40:06.000 The world's filled with lies!
02:40:08.000 Do Moleskine, they source their paper from China.
02:40:10.000 Is China bad paper?
02:40:11.000 It has bad paper.
02:40:13.000 What's wrong with the paper?
02:40:13.000 You write on it.
02:40:14.000 You can see what you wrote.
02:40:15.000 It goes a lot deeper than that.
02:40:17.000 Anyway, needless to say, two brands out of Japan are the best.
02:40:21.000 Okay, what are they?
02:40:22.000 I'll forward you my last newsletter.
02:40:24.000 You don't want to say it?
02:40:24.000 I don't...
02:40:25.000 There are like...
02:40:26.000 Oh, okay.
02:40:27.000 Stuff like that.
02:40:28.000 Is there any one that I can buy that's made down here in the USA? Yes.
02:40:31.000 So Field Notes.
02:40:33.000 Field Notes.
02:40:34.000 And...
02:40:34.000 Let's see.
02:40:36.000 It was...
02:40:39.000 Let's see, there was one other.
02:40:40.000 It was...
02:40:41.000 What's the name that starts the R? How can you hate on this?
02:40:45.000 Lovely moleskin.
02:40:46.000 How can you hate on this?
02:40:47.000 Look at this.
02:40:47.000 I mean, it's a beautiful thing.
02:40:49.000 Look, I got a little rubber band.
02:40:49.000 They used to be super legit.
02:40:51.000 Look at that.
02:40:51.000 That is super legit.
02:40:52.000 It's all marketing.
02:40:54.000 No, no, no.
02:40:55.000 It's paper.
02:40:55.000 It's paper.
02:40:56.000 And you're right on it.
02:40:57.000 It's made with cancer.
02:40:58.000 And I can read it.
02:40:59.000 Cancer?
02:40:59.000 No, I just made that up.
02:41:00.000 Sorry.
02:41:01.000 Cancer in my moleskin.
02:41:02.000 How dare you?
02:41:03.000 There's nothing wrong with this.
02:41:04.000 This is a good little notebook.
02:41:05.000 And look, perfect size.
02:41:06.000 I like that little rubber band thing.
02:41:08.000 Baron Fig also, domestically made.
02:41:10.000 I know.
02:41:11.000 Check out Baron.
02:41:11.000 Can you pull a Baron Fig for him real quick?
02:41:14.000 Baron Fig?
02:41:15.000 Yes.
02:41:15.000 This is an awesome little book you're going to fall in love with.
02:41:18.000 Another Amolskine.
02:41:18.000 Oh, look at this.
02:41:19.000 Amolskine in the wrapper.
02:41:20.000 Would you like this one?
02:41:21.000 I can give it to you.
02:41:22.000 You should recycle it.
02:41:23.000 You should recycle it.
02:41:25.000 I can't believe you're a moleskin guy.
02:41:27.000 They're great!
02:41:28.000 What's wrong with them?
02:41:28.000 Look at these.
02:41:29.000 There's Baron Fig.
02:41:30.000 What's that?
02:41:30.000 The sear.
02:41:32.000 So, click on the confident down a little bit further down.
02:41:35.000 You know what I'm seeing out of this?
02:41:36.000 A bunch of dorks who don't really get anything done.
02:41:38.000 No, look at this.
02:41:40.000 Ooh, look at that.
02:41:41.000 Now, hold on.
02:41:41.000 Look at handcrafted from scratch.
02:41:43.000 Keep going.
02:41:44.000 Okay, what am I looking at?
02:41:45.000 Opens flat.
02:41:46.000 You know how there's always that?
02:41:47.000 Look at that.
02:41:48.000 Opens flat.
02:41:49.000 Okay, let me see if this one opens flat.
02:41:50.000 Anyway, this is just made with some awesome guys out of New York.
02:41:52.000 NC doesn't open flat.
02:41:54.000 High quality paper.
02:41:55.000 It'll work with any pen type that you throw at it.
02:41:59.000 Great dimensions.
02:42:01.000 What's the name of this company again?
02:42:02.000 Baron Fig.
02:42:03.000 Spell it.
02:42:04.000 B-A-R-O-N? B-A-R-O-N-F-I-G. This is one that I would say was the fan favorite out of the one that I pulled on.
02:42:11.000 Alright, I'll check it out.
02:42:12.000 They have all sorts of different sizes.
02:42:14.000 They have a little one like this?
02:42:15.000 Like this moleskin that fits in my pocket?
02:42:17.000 Yeah, also, it's Rodia is the one I was trying to think of.
02:42:19.000 R-H-O-D-I-A. Rodia is the one that won his best, not domestic pick, or not domestic pick, but just one that's easy to find around at various stationary shops.
02:42:29.000 You know what I like too?
02:42:30.000 Those ones with the black and white speckled covers that you buy at the supermarket?
02:42:36.000 Oh, those old school ones.
02:42:38.000 What are those kids called?
02:42:39.000 Those are like the mead ones or whatever.
02:42:40.000 Like the...
02:42:41.000 Well, it's got the black band around the edge.
02:42:46.000 What the fuck are those called?
02:42:48.000 Composition books?
02:42:49.000 Yeah, composition books.
02:42:50.000 Those are great.
02:42:51.000 I like those.
02:42:52.000 Yeah, those are cool.
02:42:52.000 Those are okay?
02:42:53.000 Well, it depends on whether you want...
02:42:54.000 The thing is, at the end of the day, none of it matters.
02:42:57.000 We're running on staples right now.
02:42:58.000 Who cares?
02:42:59.000 But if you want them to stand the test of time, if you want them to be archival quality, if you want them to work with fountain pens, it's super geeky.
02:43:07.000 I wasn't really into this stuff.
02:43:08.000 If you have a fountain pen, lose my number.
02:43:10.000 I do not have a fountain pen.
02:43:12.000 If you're one of those guys with a fucking feather with a jug of ink on your desk, tap, tap, tap.
02:43:18.000 No, I do not have a fountain pen.
02:43:20.000 I have to go.
02:43:20.000 I'm taking a calligraphy class at five.
02:43:25.000 There's something about really nice pens that is attractive.
02:43:29.000 You like to geek out on stuff.
02:43:30.000 You were saying that.
02:43:31.000 That's why I brought it up.
02:43:32.000 I'm only giving you a hard time.
02:43:33.000 I'm with you 100% of the way.
02:43:34.000 I could totally geek out about paper.
02:43:37.000 I geek out about paper, about coffee stuff.
02:43:40.000 Oh, I geek out about coffee?
02:43:41.000 Do you?
02:43:41.000 Yeah.
02:43:41.000 Do you do your own pour-over at home?
02:43:43.000 My own what?
02:43:44.000 Pour-over.
02:43:45.000 It's a pour-over.
02:43:46.000 Like where you grind your own beans and you pour water on top of it?
02:43:49.000 Oh, yes.
02:43:49.000 Okay.
02:43:50.000 Yeah.
02:43:50.000 I don't know what you meant.
02:43:51.000 Do you have like a Hario V60? Do you have like a Chemex or a V60? What are you talking about?
02:43:55.000 No, I use a French press.
02:43:57.000 Okay, well, that's fine, too.
02:43:58.000 It's okay?
02:43:59.000 I mean, it's very 90s, but that's...
02:44:01.000 It works great!
02:44:02.000 I'm just kidding.
02:44:03.000 I have this guy, Peter Giuliano, who's a real, legit coffee expert, travels all over the world, and he said French press is what he uses.
02:44:12.000 Yeah, I think the AeroPress is great.
02:44:15.000 I do the V60, which is...
02:44:17.000 What do you got there, Jamie?
02:44:18.000 Oh, there you go.
02:44:20.000 Yeah, this is a little pulver station.
02:44:21.000 Is that from Caveman?
02:44:23.000 Caveman, son of a son?
02:44:24.000 Caveman Coffee is one of the companies that we work with.
02:44:28.000 Wow.
02:44:29.000 Locally sourced.
02:44:31.000 Everything comes from Colombia.
02:44:33.000 It's a single family, single origin.
02:44:36.000 They get it in Colombia and then they bring it to New Mexico, process it.
02:44:41.000 Very small company.
02:44:41.000 So all these are made in Colombia?
02:44:43.000 All this stuff here is probably made in New Mexico.
02:44:45.000 Oh, it's beautiful stuff.
02:44:46.000 It's awesome.
02:44:47.000 Well, Caveman Coffees, it's a buddy of mine's company, and it's his passion.
02:44:52.000 My friend Tate and Keith Jardine and Lacey Mackey are the other two people that are involved in the company.
02:45:00.000 It's a single origin, single family, single source company where they know the people that are growing this coffee.
02:45:07.000 They go to visit these people in Colombia.
02:45:08.000 It's like, you're getting it from the source.
02:45:10.000 And when you open up the bag...
02:45:13.000 Ah, heaven.
02:45:15.000 The aroma of the freshly roasted coffee.
02:45:19.000 And it's got a roasted date on it.
02:45:20.000 You know, when it was picked, when it was roasted.
02:45:24.000 Fantastic stuff.
02:45:25.000 There's a great coffee shop that I've been to in Tokyo.
02:45:30.000 And it is this guy.
02:45:31.000 He's like, I call him like the Jiro of coffee.
02:45:34.000 You know Jiro, the sushi guy.
02:45:36.000 So he does something.
02:45:37.000 He ferments his coffee beans.
02:45:39.000 So he ferments them for, I think, three or four months.
02:45:43.000 So they're not fresh and they're really pungent and oily.
02:45:46.000 And then he does a 20 minute like water pour over in front of you.
02:45:52.000 20 minutes?
02:45:53.000 So they don't speak English.
02:45:54.000 You walk in there and all you can say that he'll understand is old beans.
02:45:58.000 And then he literally sits there for 20 minutes and does the slowest drip pour over you've ever seen in your entire life.
02:46:05.000 And then it's done, and he serves it to you with like two hands.
02:46:08.000 Super legit.
02:46:09.000 Like it's a baby?
02:46:09.000 Like it's a baby.
02:46:11.000 Wow.
02:46:11.000 You're presented with a baby.
02:46:12.000 How was it?
02:46:13.000 Phenomenal.
02:46:14.000 It's really good.
02:46:15.000 Did you pour sugar in it and cream?
02:46:16.000 Of course, I just slaughtered it.
02:46:19.000 I put my ketones in there.
02:46:22.000 Well, this is ketones for coffee.
02:46:23.000 That's what this is.
02:46:24.000 No, I know.
02:46:25.000 This is keto cream.
02:46:26.000 This stuff is so sugary, man.
02:46:28.000 Is it sugary?
02:46:29.000 Well, it's got stevia.
02:46:30.000 They went heavy on the stevia.
02:46:32.000 Yeah, but it's not sugary.
02:46:32.000 I know.
02:46:32.000 It only has four grams of sugar per serving.
02:46:35.000 For me, it was so sweet.
02:46:37.000 When you don't have sugar or sweets for a long time, it just really hits you.
02:46:41.000 Well, I bought this stuff, and I've never used it.
02:46:43.000 It's one of those things that I always say, Jammy, one day I'm going to use that.
02:46:47.000 I just keep drinking this butter coffee.
02:46:50.000 Have you ever had kopi luwak?
02:46:51.000 No.
02:46:52.000 You don't know what that is?
02:46:53.000 No.
02:46:53.000 Oh, wait, yeah, I've had it.
02:46:55.000 That's the stuff that the cat shits out?
02:46:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had that.
02:46:58.000 Did you like it?
02:46:59.000 That was just okay.
02:46:59.000 Really?
02:47:00.000 I thought that was really good.
02:47:01.000 I heard you're big into Bulletproof coffee.
02:47:03.000 Well, that's what this is.
02:47:05.000 No, but the brand Bulletproof.
02:47:06.000 No, I'm just kidding.
02:47:08.000 Well, that turned out to be kind of scamming.
02:47:12.000 Unfortunately.
02:47:13.000 The name is a great name.
02:47:14.000 Oh, it's killer marketing.
02:47:16.000 The formula, which was created by Rob Wolf, really, by the way.
02:47:19.000 Oh, really?
02:47:20.000 I didn't know that.
02:47:21.000 Rob Wolf wrote about putting grass-fed butter and MCT oil in coffee in like 2004 or something like that.
02:47:28.000 Oh, crazy.
02:47:29.000 He wrote about it and published it.
02:47:31.000 Well, that guy's ideas, they're not all bad.
02:47:35.000 Some of them aren't bad at all.
02:47:36.000 Right.
02:47:37.000 One of the things that Rhonda Patrick had to correct is he gets things wrong about the science behind things because he's sort of reciting other people's work.
02:47:43.000 He's not actually doing work.
02:47:45.000 And he's not really a scientist when it comes to that stuff.
02:47:48.000 He's just a collector of ideas and then redistributes them and puts that word on them.
02:47:53.000 Right, which is fine as long as you actually hire a scientist to double and triple check everything you're doing.
02:47:59.000 Well, the motivation...
02:48:01.000 Because he's a brilliant marketer.
02:48:02.000 Yeah, the motivation was very deceptive.
02:48:06.000 He was trying to sell everybody on this idea of mycotoxins in coffees.
02:48:10.000 Completely abandoned that.
02:48:11.000 Completely abandoned that.
02:48:13.000 That was the one reason why you're supposed to buy his coffee as opposed to anybody else's.
02:48:17.000 Completely unsubstantiated.
02:48:18.000 And then we spent a shitload of money trying to find out whether or not that was true.
02:48:22.000 Because it's expensive to test coffee for mycotoxins.
02:48:25.000 We tested all this different coffee.
02:48:27.000 Random coffee, Whole Foods coffee, Starbucks coffee, coffee bean coffee.
02:48:31.000 Nothing.
02:48:31.000 Wow.
02:48:32.000 Nothing.
02:48:32.000 And then the more I talked to actual coffee experts, the more they're like, no, they figured out how to stop that in the 80s.
02:48:38.000 It's the difference between the climate in Ethiopia, which is an incredibly dry climate, which is where all coffee comes from.
02:48:43.000 And this is another thing that we found out from Peter Giuliano.
02:48:48.000 We're good to go.
02:49:02.000 So they would try to use the same drying methods and it didn't work because these beans would get moldy.
02:49:08.000 And then they would develop these molds and toxins.
02:49:11.000 And so that became an issue.
02:49:12.000 But then they figured out a way to wet process.
02:49:14.000 So the wet processing became the solution for dealing with the mold issue.
02:49:20.000 So they solved that problem.
02:49:22.000 A long fucking time ago.
02:49:23.000 So some of the single origins that you can buy at some of the fancier places are still dry processed.
02:49:29.000 I wonder if those would particularly add.
02:49:30.000 Ethiopian coffees.
02:49:31.000 Yeah, Ethiopian coffees are still very, very popular and really delicious.
02:49:36.000 So one of the things Giuliano brought us in was Yergischlef?
02:49:40.000 How do you say it?
02:49:41.000 What is this stuff?
02:49:42.000 A type of Ethiopian coffee?
02:49:45.000 Yergischlef?
02:49:46.000 No, no.
02:49:46.000 Yergischlef?
02:49:48.000 We're not going to get it right.
02:49:49.000 But you're the two of us.
02:49:51.000 But it was like almost a sweet, not sweet, but a lemony.
02:49:56.000 Yeah, I've had it.
02:49:57.000 It's amazing.
02:49:58.000 Amazing.
02:49:59.000 Really, really interesting stuff.
02:50:01.000 We have some?
02:50:01.000 We might.
02:50:03.000 But the variables and the variations in flavors, I think, is really interesting.
02:50:09.000 How some flavors just have this bold, almost dark taste to them.
02:50:16.000 Other ones are almost like you're drinking flowers.
02:50:18.000 So what are you drinking these days?
02:50:20.000 Do you go and buy a certain brand?
02:50:22.000 No, Caveman sends us different stuff all the time.
02:50:25.000 Because it's my friend's company, and I know...
02:50:29.000 I know how ethical they are and how they source it and how they have this great relationship with this farm in Colombia and it's all like direct relationship.
02:50:39.000 To me, it's the easiest way to deal with it.
02:50:41.000 If you go to their website, they explain how they do everything.
02:50:45.000 It's just the cleanest way to go about it.
02:50:48.000 And they also have this nitro.
02:50:50.000 This nitrogenated coffee.
02:50:51.000 Have you ever had of that?
02:50:52.000 Yeah, Stumptown has a cold nitro.
02:50:54.000 Do you want to freak out?
02:50:55.000 Do you want to freak out right now?
02:50:56.000 Do you want to run through a fucking wall?
02:50:58.000 I'll give you one.
02:50:59.000 270 milligrams of caffeine.
02:51:01.000 Yeah.
02:51:01.000 Do we have any in the back?
02:51:01.000 Can I have just a little taste, or do I drink a whole can?
02:51:04.000 Yeah, man.
02:51:05.000 You can weigh some of it.
02:51:07.000 I've already had so much coffee today.
02:51:08.000 I know.
02:51:08.000 Me too.
02:51:09.000 I want more.
02:51:11.000 You already gave me the Bulletproof.
02:51:12.000 I've been drinking this the entire show.
02:51:14.000 Yeah, we're trying to come up with a new name for it.
02:51:15.000 Oh, sorry.
02:51:16.000 I don't like to use his name.
02:51:17.000 Yeah, what should we call it then?
02:51:18.000 What do you call it?
02:51:20.000 It's called Butter Coffee.
02:51:21.000 Butter Coffee.
02:51:21.000 That's what it is.
02:51:22.000 It's coffee with butter in it.
02:51:24.000 Caveman Nitro.
02:51:25.000 It's just too bad that the guy's a dork.
02:51:27.000 No offense.
02:51:28.000 I should have done that in front of the mic.
02:51:30.000 You could hear it.
02:51:36.000 But a lot of his products, a lot of those bulletproof products...
02:51:38.000 That's so chill.
02:51:39.000 It's really mild.
02:51:39.000 They're still very good products, like his grass-fed whey and a lot of his other stuff.
02:51:44.000 Nothing wrong with it.
02:51:46.000 That's great coffee.
02:51:47.000 It's great, right?
02:51:48.000 Yeah.
02:51:49.000 270 milligrams of caffeine in this little tiny thing.
02:51:51.000 Oh, my God.
02:51:52.000 Ooh, good Lord.
02:51:53.000 That's a lot.
02:51:54.000 That's a lot.
02:51:55.000 A normal cup is like, what, 130?
02:51:57.000 Something like that.
02:51:58.000 Yeah.
02:51:58.000 I think a Venti Starbucks is 200. I think that's what we established.
02:52:01.000 Yeah, I don't know if I can do this whole thing.
02:52:02.000 This is rocket fuel!
02:52:06.000 So, we're winding this bitch up.
02:52:07.000 It's about to end.
02:52:08.000 Alright.
02:52:09.000 Anything to say before we go?
02:52:11.000 This was a lot of fun, man.
02:52:11.000 Yeah, thanks for having me.
02:52:12.000 I really enjoy it.
02:52:13.000 Yeah.
02:52:13.000 If you're ever in town, man, open invitation.
02:52:15.000 I appreciate that.
02:52:15.000 Let's do it again.
02:52:16.000 I'm a fan watching your show.
02:52:18.000 Thank you.
02:52:19.000 And it's cool to actually be here because you normally see this stuff on video.
02:52:23.000 Is it weird?
02:52:24.000 You guys have a really cool...
02:52:25.000 Are you physically here?
02:52:25.000 No, I like it.
02:52:26.000 It's got a good vibe to it.
02:52:28.000 We've been here for a few years now.
02:52:29.000 I've got to eventually buy a place and move into it and try to recreate this or new.
02:52:34.000 Something new, I think, maybe.
02:52:36.000 But this is...
02:52:37.000 Got little Buddhas all over the place?
02:52:40.000 Mini Tupac?
02:52:41.000 It's great.
02:52:42.000 Connor McGregor.
02:52:43.000 That's awesome.
02:52:44.000 Mini Connor McGregor?
02:52:45.000 Mini Tupac?
02:52:46.000 Yeah.
02:52:47.000 It's a good spot.
02:52:48.000 I'm enjoying it here.
02:52:50.000 You're not going to do your podcast anymore?
02:52:52.000 You ever going to bring that back?
02:52:53.000 No, Dignation is going to, you know, the fans want us to bring it back.
02:52:57.000 We had a lot of fun doing it back in the day.
02:53:00.000 But I think that we'll get together at some point and do it.
02:53:03.000 I see Alex lives here in LA. I see him every few months.
02:53:07.000 And it's just a matter of trying to find a venue.
02:53:09.000 And we want to do a live show if we're going to do it.
02:53:11.000 Oh, in front of an audience?
02:53:12.000 Yeah, we used to do really crazy, like, 4,000-person live shows.
02:53:15.000 Wow.
02:53:16.000 It was kind of nuts.
02:53:16.000 Why would you want to stop that?
02:53:18.000 You know, we did it for so many years, and our show involves a lot of drinking.
02:53:22.000 And so we were just like, I killed my liver.
02:53:25.000 Do you have to do drinking?
02:53:27.000 Yeah.
02:53:28.000 Why?
02:53:28.000 Because that's kind of the show.
02:53:30.000 The show is two guys sitting on a couch, getting hammered, talking about dumb tech stories.
02:53:34.000 It was our thing for so many years.
02:53:38.000 Could you replace it with pot?
02:53:40.000 I don't know.
02:53:42.000 I think we'd just be too dumb.
02:53:44.000 I don't know that anything would get done.
02:53:45.000 You know what?
02:53:46.000 Bring this, too.
02:53:47.000 Yeah, just the nitro.
02:53:48.000 Just cave my nitro.
02:53:49.000 Nitro upper.
02:53:50.000 Take a paracetum, alpha brain, neuro one.
02:53:54.000 I need to get some of that from you before I leave.
02:53:55.000 I'll get some.
02:53:56.000 Do we have any here?
02:53:57.000 Well, I'll get you some either way.
02:53:59.000 Figure out a way.
02:54:00.000 But yeah, I'm doing the journal newsletter, thejournal.email if you want to sign up there.
02:54:04.000 And there's a podcast that goes along with that.
02:54:07.000 And it's got the most random, weird guests on it.
02:54:09.000 It's not...
02:54:10.000 There's no theme.
02:54:11.000 Every month it's just something different.
02:54:13.000 Like we did notebooks and then Rhonda Patrick the month before.
02:54:16.000 Nice.
02:54:16.000 So it's like, I'll probably have Tim on at some point.
02:54:19.000 If you're ever in New York, I'll have you on.
02:54:21.000 Fuck yeah.
02:54:22.000 Something fun to do.
02:54:23.000 Okay.
02:54:23.000 Awesome.
02:54:24.000 Cool.
02:54:24.000 Well, thanks, Kevin.
02:54:25.000 Appreciate it, man.
02:54:25.000 It's a lot of fun.
02:54:26.000 Good to be on the show.
02:54:27.000 Thank you.
02:54:27.000 All right, folks.
02:54:28.000 We'll be back on Thursday with Rick Doblin, the director of MAPS Multidisciplinary something psychedelic studies.
02:54:40.000 He's a drug guy.
02:54:43.000 An awesome drug guy.
02:54:44.000 A guy who's trying to promote legalizing very beneficial psychedelic compounds.
02:54:49.000 Alright, we'll be back soon.
02:54:51.000 See ya.
02:54:51.000 Much love.
02:54:51.000 Bye-bye.
02:54:52.000 Big kiss.