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00:00:44.000You open yourself up for a lot of verbal attacks, you know what I'm saying?
00:00:49.000And the style of satchel is important too, because if you've got a satchel that's in any way stylish, then you can't just be wearing Converse All-Stars and a t-shirt.
00:03:19.000We're trying to eradicate all the dangerous parts that are left.
00:03:23.000The dangerous parts that are left, particularly in America, they're so highlighted now.
00:03:28.000It's one of the reasons why I think Chicago and Baltimore and Detroit, and when we find out the murder statistics for all these cities, one of the things that freaks us out is that for the most part, most of this country is as easy going and soft as it's ever been,
00:08:23.000Well, it's a part of getting the guy to like you.
00:08:26.000Like, getting a girl to like you, guys will do all kinds of ridiculous, artificial shit, pretend to be a certain way, pretend to behave a certain way, but when it gets down to it, You know, you get to know them.
00:08:40.000It takes a long time to chip away from that stuff.
00:08:44.000So when someone says something that's like, cliche, ridiculous, or along those lines, you gotta think like, oh, this person just running their game.
00:10:20.000I didn't have no printer, no setup where you could like, if you get a contract for a show or just anything, so you could print it up yourself.
00:12:10.000I wish I could remember because I caught it on television and I caught it when it was already started, you know, just flipping through the channels like, what is this?
00:13:47.000You know, that was how it happened, right?
00:13:51.000I'm pretty sure, because I was really confused as I was watching it, because he and his wife both got, they were both arrested, and both were serving prison sentences, but they were allowed out during the day to go work.
00:14:24.000What a bittersweet thing, though, because you got to think that a guy that can be that talented, that can replicate that, that is art, right?
00:14:37.000Which, in a way, is kind of more honorable a form of forgery.
00:14:41.000I mean, if you're gonna go down the fucker food chain to recreate...
00:14:48.000A piece of art is probably more honorable or to create your own version of this person's art is probably more honorable than like if you had a painting and I'd made an exact duplicate of it.
00:14:58.000When you first started the story, I was like, fuck rich people for being so much into art.
00:15:04.000They deserve to get screwed by this dude.
00:15:06.000Then when you said he's a hack, then I related to it on a comedy level and I was like, fuck this guy.
00:15:14.000Because I feel the pain of following hacks who are ripping.
00:16:13.000I'm trying to get over stuff like that, though, and not let it affect me.
00:16:16.000Yeah, you gotta just get away from it.
00:16:18.000We were talking about that last night, Tony Hinchcliffe and I, because he was talking about people that Get to a certain point in their career and then they wind up fucking things up.
00:17:35.000But I find like if you focus on the stuff that you want or where you want to get to and you have tunnel vision, then you'll be fine and you'll get there.
00:17:44.000Like instead of creating all this wasting time, taking the time away from your creativity, thinking about what people are thinking about you and all that stuff and just focus on like, I need to make this joke work, this joke work.
00:18:06.000And one of them is when there is something that's in your way, and you're trying to figure out why it's in your way, you start concentrating on some of the aspects of it that are out of your control.
00:18:15.000Like, you know, how come they don't like what I do, but they like what she does?
00:18:19.000Or how come, you know, this is happening?
00:18:43.000A little too much, but it's hard to say.
00:18:46.000I mean, it's easy to say it's hard to do.
00:18:48.000It's hard to actually get your mind into a place where you're concentrating on only what you're trying to do, especially in the beginning of your career where you're trying to get out there and get booked and nobody wants to book you.
00:19:01.000Some dude was bitching about that at the Comedy Store the other night.
00:19:04.000He was talking about How nobody's helping him out and all these other people are doing well, but it seems like it's bullshit and the system is stacked against him.
00:20:54.000Which you still kind of do as you get better at it or more experienced, but as you get older, it's how do I convey why I think this is funny?
00:23:02.000So Tom goes on these morning TV shows, and now he has a character, and his character is a rapper, and he's got a chinchilla scarf on and a giant fat gold rope, and he's wearing his sunglasses.
00:23:44.000The big announcement, the big announcement I wanted to make is that last year, you know, I came out as poly and bi, and now I'm proud to say that I'm non-binary.
00:27:07.000Yeah, they've been pumping up their YouTube channel, so they got all their new podcasts, just like we've been doing, and some clips up there, too.
00:35:47.000So he's walking down this black and white stream and in between him walking with his cool looking earrings and his fucking Fonzie leather jacket on.
00:35:55.000You see the producer sliding up the dials on the mixing board and all these neon signs.
00:36:02.000And, you know, so stylish and produced and so obviously contrived.
00:38:11.000I mean, it's not as effective as taking a hit, but it's pretty close.
00:38:16.000If you're staying there long enough and the room is like...
00:38:19.000Like, if there's a lot of weed going around and the room is small and it's intense and it's in the air, that's all you're going to breathe in.
00:39:36.000And then you also would have to deal with the fact that if you did it on Monday, Tuesday, if you did it every day like that, your body would get accustomed to getting high.
00:39:43.000So you'd probably get less high as the week goes on.
00:39:46.000Some people say that you get accustomed to different strains.
00:40:40.000L.A. Speedweed's the way to go, ladies and gentlemen, if you're in Los Angeles.
00:40:44.000Los Angeles is the most ridiculous thing in the world because they're trying to stop that, and they're trying to stop it in some sort of a zoning way.
00:40:54.000What they're trying to say is, because he's delivering it, where he's selling it becomes a place of business.
00:40:59.000So it has to be zoned in a certain way.
00:41:08.000Because these places aren't zoned for being restaurants.
00:41:11.000If someone just shows up at your house with a pizza, your house doesn't have to be zoned for being a restaurant for him to show up at your house with a pizza.
00:41:18.000But if someone shows up at your house selling weed, And you live next to a school.
00:43:33.000Because New York City, everybody's on the subway, everybody's walking on the street, and everybody's around everybody.
00:43:38.000One of the weird things about LA in general is that it's a car culture, and you're in your little isolated box, and you drive to your little isolated community, and then you go back and forth from work to wherever you hang out, and those are your spots.
00:43:52.000And you don't interact with other people face-to-face, person-to-person on a daily basis.
00:44:39.000This fucking struggle's never gonna go away.
00:44:41.000But when you're around people who used to be poor too, but they figured out how to do it, you go, oh, they're just a fucking person.
00:44:50.000You know and when you see some dude and he's in some corner office and some giant-ass building and he's a CEO of the company You can't imagine that at one point in that guy's life He was fucked up like at one point in his life.
00:45:03.000He's depressed and lost and failing in school and couldn't figure it out You know and was wondering about his future, but almost everybody has Lowe's most everybody has Almost every successful person that I've ever met had some crazy adversity early on.
00:45:19.000They figured their way through that, and then they figured out how to become successful, partially even because of that.
00:45:24.000So when you're on a train and everybody's all together, I think it's one of the best ways to keep that separation, that us and them separation, with the classes especially.
00:45:49.000It's just a bunch of people and they're on the same journey that you're on in a different direction, just maybe a little bit further down the road.
00:46:08.000So when you look at some dude, you know, and you're poor, and you got holes in your sneakers, and some guy's got a Rolex on, and he's wearing this expensive suit, and he's got cufflinks, and he's checking his newspaper and reading the Wall Street Journal, and you look at his expensive shoes like, this motherfucker's got some money, man.
00:48:18.000You get the ball, and there's three motherfuckers on you, and you're gonna cough it up, and they're gonna get it, and they'll score one or two goals a game, and that's enough.
00:48:27.000And Bayern is just so really skilled that they might be able to...
00:48:32.000They beat most teams, but Atletico is just so disciplined that they knocked them out.
00:48:39.000And they're going to the Champions League final versus Real Madrid.
00:48:43.000So there's two Spanish teams in the Champions League final, and both of them are from the same city.
00:48:49.000So it's like the Lakers versus the Clippers for the best...
00:50:52.000There's a Real Madrid basketball team and they wouldn't want to play against like any NBA team because they would get destroyed the same way they would beat our soccer teams.
00:51:00.000But the United States plays Spain in like World Cup type competition.
00:51:04.000And we also have something like that where it's a CONCACAF And it's like United States versus Mexico versus some of the smaller Latin American countries.
00:51:11.000What I was getting at was, is there a sport where the United States is competitive in a world stage?
00:51:38.000They have their version of the NBA, but those teams and those players are not as good as ours.
00:51:43.000And they come from all different countries.
00:51:46.000And then when it's time for you to play for your country, you're still not as good as America.
00:51:50.000And that's when, in the Olympics, they have a world championship for basketball, for real, I think.
00:51:56.000And they have the Olympics, which is like the one that everybody pays attention to the most.
00:52:02.000That's where all the countries get together and play basketball.
00:52:04.000But isn't it fascinating that there's a clear winner as far as like who's the best?
00:52:10.000Still, when what is basketball really?
00:52:12.000It's moving your feet, which everybody knows how to do, throwing a ball, which most people know how to do, dribbling, and then learning how to get super awesome at all those skills, right?
00:54:51.000It shows where Anderson's at, because if Anderson can get past Uriah, who's one of the best 185-pounders alive right now, Uriah is a lightning-fast striker.
00:55:09.000But, you know, we're talking about Anderson Silva at 40 years old versus Anderson Silva at like 34. But Uriah, he's got traditional martial arts skills at a super, super high level.
00:55:21.000He does a lot of stuff like spinning back kicks and wheel kicks and knocks guys out with him.
00:57:38.000Out of all the guys that have ever fought in the UFC, he impresses me the most with his ability to land these highlight reel shots on people.
00:58:38.000He's 40, so whatever back is, it's not going to be the same back.
00:58:44.000But if you look at a guy like Bernard Hopkins, Bernard Hopkins, who's an incredibly skillful, technical boxer, is still, at this day, like there's a video of him working out the other day, he was hitting mitts.
00:59:00.000Like Bernard Hopkins right now at 50 years old could get in the ring and school solid 50% of the professional light heavyweights in the world.
01:00:43.000The dude he beat for the title at 49 years of age was this fucking young stud.
01:00:48.000This guy was like 32 years old, some Russian dude, bad motherfucker, and he dropped him.
01:00:54.000Bernard dropped him at 49 years of age.
01:00:56.000And people were like, God, and then he fought Kovalev.
01:00:59.000And that was the fight that showed there's a difference between the highest of the high level right now and where Bernard is right now with his life, being 49 years old.
01:01:09.000Because Kovalev was just too much for him.
01:01:31.000Like, this is like the sport where, like, a lot of sports, a lot of poor people come out and they get to the top of it, but you could tell where it's poor Where the poorest people are based on who's the best boxers in the world.
01:03:15.000I think maybe he had one fight that went in the distance, or maybe a couple fights that went the distance, but he's on some ridiculous knockout streak in a row.
01:05:57.000But I mean, this is a guy who is another one, probably a direct descendant of the Mongols.
01:06:03.000There were so many fucking super warriors that came out of that DNA. And you look at a guy like Provodnikov, I mean, he just screams like ancient warrior DNA. I mean, look at him.
01:06:19.000Look at his face and the way he fights.
01:06:21.000You gotta hit that dude with a fucking crowbar to hurt him.
01:06:51.000Matisse, like, it's a weird, like, you look at the guy and you say, okay, obviously he looks like he's in shape, he looks athletic, but he doesn't look like a big power puncher, right?
01:08:51.000If you see someone who has a big ass and fucking giant quads and they're on the starting block, you're like, I bet that fucking dude can run.
01:08:59.000But you see a guy like McDonald's and you wouldn't necessarily go, I bet that guy can fucking punch.
01:09:05.000Whereas Uriah Hall, They're both murderous punchers, but Uriah Hall, you see it.
01:09:09.000You literally go, well, obviously that guy can punch.
01:09:21.000Like, there's these centers in the NBA... You're like, oh, he's seven feet.
01:09:26.000And they sucked from the day they were drafted, but every team, year after year, will still put them on the team because he's seven feet.
01:09:32.000Maybe this is the year, 12 years in, when he's going to do the seven-foot shit.
01:09:39.000And they never do it, but they make all this money because they're built like they should be able to do seven-foot shit.
01:09:44.000Or people are built like they're supposed to be able to hit and they just can't.
01:09:47.000So do they get a guy like that and they say, well, we're going to take him in and then we're going to get our coaches on him and we're going to show this guy how to reach his full potential.
01:11:05.000Now, is it a benefit just having the big guy there because they can do things and block people and get in the way and make it difficult for the other team to use their offense?
01:13:20.000When you look at the super athletes that are in the NFL, and I think we can all agree, the most explosive, best athletes are in the NFL. Agreed?
01:13:31.000I mean, I think there's probably some really high-level guys in MMA at this point, but I think that overall the most explosive high-level athletes are in the NFL. If you can get one of those NFL top guys, could you teach him to move like Mighty Mouse?
01:13:47.000If you started with him at a young age, or is it a gravity thing?
01:13:52.000Is it that the 125-pound guy, he can just do stuff with his joints and his movement that the 260-pound guy just physically, his body can't keep up?
01:14:04.000It's like, if you're little, you know you're little from your little, from your young person.
01:14:09.000So you live little, you move little, and you act little.
01:14:15.000If you're big, Then you know you're big and there's certain things you just don't gravitate to doing because it doesn't fit your size or you're big.
01:15:19.000Todd Marinovich was a famous football player, and his dad, Marv, was a famous strength and conditioning coach, and a football coach.
01:15:27.000So his dad took Todd from the time he was really little, had him eating only healthy food, no sugar, working out like crazy, put him through all his drills, and turned him into this super athlete.
01:15:38.000But he rebelled because it was just too much pressure and work.
01:18:35.000An outlier amongst professional outliers.
01:18:38.000So if you could take a Herschel Walker and train him, get him to a guy like Matt Hume, who trained Mighty Mouse, and train him from the time he's a young man, like 15, 14 years old.
01:19:41.000Because for sure, there was some head trauma.
01:19:44.000I mean, he was one of the greatest football players of all time.
01:19:46.000I mean, think about, I mean, if you made a list, and I'm not a football fan, but if I know you, And you never got arrested and you never raped anybody, you must be pretty fucking awesome.
01:19:57.000Like if it wasn't some giant controversy where you were involved in like a Ray Rice type situation and a murder or something like that, if it wasn't that and I hear about you...
01:20:04.000He was so good that the Cowboys traded him for a completely new football team that won three Super Bowls.
01:20:31.000Yeah, it's always, to me, as someone who analyzes athletics, it's always so confusing and interesting when I see someone who's just so much better than everybody else.
01:20:44.000Like, how the fuck is he so much better?
01:21:11.000Now the Premiership works different than the NBA. The NBA... All the teams stay the same every year.
01:21:18.000In soccer, there's 20 teams in the league, and the bottom three would go down to the league below at the end of the year.
01:21:29.000If you have the least amount of points, the three teams go down, and there's a league below where the teams that finish first, second, and third come up.
01:21:41.000So that's important because Leicester...
01:22:21.000But at the beginning of every soccer season, the lower teams always win a little.
01:22:26.000And then there's the championship stages of the season, like the second part of the season, the third, and the final fourth where teams start slipping.
01:23:05.000Like, they're very defensive, but they'll attack you, really.
01:23:10.000If they have these two forwards, like if you kick the ball out to them, they're fast, and then they'll score, and then they'll just shut the whole shit down.
01:25:02.000And the next time, they have to play a real game.
01:25:04.000Imagine the Lakers playing San Antonio Spurs in an empty stadium because there was racist chants the last time the game was played by the Lakers.
01:25:13.000So they just say, you have a blackout game where none of the fans can come as punishment.
01:28:40.000I forget what city it was in, where Bernie Sanders wound up winning.
01:28:45.000Trump was but was a big one that he won recently was Indiana Indiana so he's driving by and these Mexican Americans are on one side of the road and they're fucking screaming at this guy who's in a Donald Trump supporting truck and they're screaming shit and hurling you know insults back and forth at each other and I'm watching this I'm going what what are we seeing here like we see in gangs form because it seems like They're not really talking about Trump's policies.
01:29:11.000They're not talking about his credentials.
01:29:14.000They're not talking about his ability to lead and the way he carries himself.
01:29:32.000There's so many of us, so many of us, that when something can unite us, even if it can unite us in a bad way, like the fucking Heaven's Gate cult where they all cut their dicks off and fucking wear purple sneakers on.
01:29:48.000Yeah, it was part of what that guy wanted people to do, and he was gay.
01:29:51.000He didn't like being gay, and he was trying to free himself from his sexuality, but at least one or two of his other big people in that group also castrated themselves.
01:30:00.000They couldn't just do the thumb like the Yakuza does?
01:31:52.000And he's got that evil, old school, the man look.
01:31:56.000And someone pointed out, if you click on the picture itself, that there's a photo of his ex-wife Marla Maples in a bikini in the lower corner of a magazine he's eating his fucking lunch on.
01:32:08.000Like, I wonder if he just eats, like...
01:32:11.000He has the noose clippings of his victims.
01:32:15.000And he piles it on his desk and that's how he eats.
01:32:17.000Why else would he be eating on top of a pile of papers?
01:32:55.000Because as a person who thinks that the system that we have is so fucking absurd and it needs to change, this is one of the best ways to get it to change.
01:33:03.000Yeah, this is proof that you're right about that.
01:33:14.000And it shouldn't be an electoral college, and delegates shouldn't be able to decide who they're going to vote for despite what the state votes for.
01:33:52.000And the only reason why it's in place at all, like this electoral college and representative government, is because you couldn't talk directly to the leaders.
01:33:58.000You couldn't talk directly to the government.
01:34:01.000But we have all these new tools in place and the idea that we're not using them.
01:34:05.000Like, we're not using the internet, we're not using social media, we're not using our instantaneous ability to communicate with each other to find out what we actually want as a collective group.
01:34:40.000So when anything comes up, whether it's about gay marriage or whether it's about fucking whatever it is, you look at that and you go, okay, is this a law that would victimize intentionally certain aspects of our population?
01:34:53.000And if so, we can't do it, especially if they're not doing anything to anybody else.
01:35:35.000Because they've been around forever and nobody examines them.
01:35:38.000You just have some really smart people making some really bad laws on purpose.
01:35:43.000Like, when you're talking about laws that doesn't affect a certain segment, not making laws that affect a certain segment of society, like the ones that we have now that exist that does hurt segments of society were done on purpose, but they're just done so slickly.
01:36:15.000The big issue is there's all these gigantic groups of people with immense amounts of money, and they can gain more money by influence people's decision-making that are in judgment or that are in positions of power.
01:36:38.000They have the ability to influence the decision-making of the people that are in power.
01:36:43.000And whether it's through fear, intimidation, manipulation, or straight-up bribing, there's a system that's in place that's very difficult to buck.
01:36:51.000That's why I find it intriguing if Donald Trump gets in.
01:36:55.000I don't find it intriguing because I like what he's saying and that I like this crazy character that he's doing.
01:37:01.000What I find intriguing is it doesn't seem to fucking matter who the president is in any way other than socially.
01:37:09.000Like I think one of the best things about having Obama in office...
01:37:13.000Was that he was a guy who was pretty liberal on most things, as opposed to the eight years we had to deal with scary conservative Bush and Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft.
01:38:09.000And this is an example of the people, wrong people, in the places where they shouldn't be because they're out of control.
01:38:17.000Well, it also heightened our suspicions of conspiracy theories and hysteria in this country because we saw really dangerous people that were running the show.
01:38:35.000He was one of those directly responsible for making aspartame illegal and avoiding all the information that pointed to the fact that it's probably super fucking bad for you.
01:38:44.000It's just fucked up that we didn't do anything about it.
01:38:50.000I mean, we didn't know what we even could do then.
01:38:52.000It would be really interesting to see what would happen if the Bush administration was in office today with the current ability to communicate about things.
01:39:01.000Because that's where it's really crazy.
01:39:04.000From 2000 to 2016 is a different world.
01:39:09.000And towards the end of the Bush administration became more and more preposterous, where people were like, what in the fuck is going on?
01:39:15.000To the point where they went out stealing money.
01:39:17.000Remember when they went out and gas prices went up to like fucking five bucks a gallon and everybody was like, what the fuck is What's going on?
01:39:22.000It just felt like they went out stealing money.
01:39:26.000They're just like, look, before Obama comes into office, we're just going to suck as much money out of this bitch as we can.
01:42:05.000I read this book about this guy named Danny McGurdy.
01:42:08.000Danny McGurdy is like a famous Depression-era pool hustler who traveled across the country during like the darkest days of the Depression and would hustle from town to town and gamble with guys and make money, like barely get by.
01:42:23.000But was an alcoholic and just wrote a bunch of crazy stories about all his times.
01:42:29.000But there was times where he's begging people for food.
01:43:02.000And this book was really intense, man, because this guy was talking kind of with shame about how he had broken down a couple of times and was just asking people for food.
01:43:13.000He goes, I didn't have any other options.
01:43:21.000Because people are just out there doing that.
01:43:22.000Well, you know, there's way more charity today than ever before.
01:43:27.000But I think also we understand that a lot of the people that we're seeing that are out on the street corners and begging, they have mental problems.
01:49:03.000Obviously, there's no difference between us other than culture and language, right?
01:49:09.000But we still have this crazy line like you can't come over and you guys are fucked you're listen listen listen listen You were born into a worse system than us.
01:49:18.000I know you want to get better But fuck off fuck you get no if you get better over on this side if you're born in Phoenix Oh, you missed it by a mile See if you landed in Phoenix if you came out of your mother's pussy in Phoenix your gold Dude, didn't you get fucking Medicare and all that good shit?
01:49:31.000You're in the Obamacare, but if you're born a mile the other way fucksville.
01:51:32.000I wonder how much of what Mexico is right now is a direct result of the Spanish invasions.
01:51:39.000Like I wonder when something happens like during like the Aztec days and there's some crazy takeover and the Spanish language gets introduced to Central America and even North America.
01:51:52.000I mean most of California, what we call California, used to be Mexico.
01:51:56.000So I wonder, like, what impact that had because when you find out the atrocities that were committed with the Aztecs and the invaders and the introduction of horsebacks, I mean, people riding horseback,
01:53:11.000The Spanish language and all these different people from Europe interbred with all the people that are here and they created what is Mexico.
01:53:20.000That's an hilarious picture because it's like, who drew that?
01:54:52.000When were horses first introduced to North America?
01:54:55.000But horses being wild, like wild horses, Is a relatively recent phenomenon, like over the last few hundred years in North America.
01:55:04.000It came with Columbus in 1493. There you go.
01:55:07.000His second voyage to America, Spanish horses representing Cabalos were brought back to North America, first in the Virgin Islands, and in 1519, they were reintroduced on the continent.
01:55:23.000In modern-day Mexico, from where they radiated through the American Great Plains, Yeah, I see, man.
01:55:29.000I feel bad for the horses just being on a boat that long.
01:56:08.000I was just thinking, I was looking for a, not a picture, but a representation of it, because in Columbus, where I'm from, they have a replica of the Santa Maria, which is one of those boats.
01:57:51.000See, that's one of the things that I think is really important about, like, having an asshole as a president for a brief respite, when we have a chance to rethink this whole thing, is I think...
01:58:02.000I think we have to get outraged before things change, and we have to realize that the system is just fucking retarded.
01:59:43.000One guy wins by a quick knockout in the first round, the other guy goes through a three-round war.
01:59:48.000Trump just ran through someone, Anderson Silva style.
01:59:52.000And so now, like Hillary and fucking Bernie Sanders are like Mickey Ward and Arturo Gatti, just beating the shit out of each other, and we have to wait to see who emerges.
02:00:03.000What a strange, strange, strange time.
02:00:07.000Like you said it, and I've been thinking it, you said it last week, I think when we was at the show about you're more afraid of Cruz than Trump.
02:00:41.000I don't have any interaction with him, but I do know that Jeff Ross worked with him on the roast, and he said he was very nice and very reasonable.
02:00:48.000And one of the things that Jeff Ross said is, hey, when the camera turns to you and you're not laughing, it kind of looks bad.
02:02:04.000I saw something the other day that Floyd Mayweather's team has been trademarking Floyd 50 or something like that, saying that he might be coming out of retirement.
02:02:46.000Debilitated inside of one round a hundred percent and if Conor decides to take him to the ground I Guarantee you Floyd Mayweather can and Conor's no world-class wrestler.
02:02:55.000He's no NCAA champion He's no Olympic gold medalist Guarantee you Floyd Mayweather cannot stop him from taking him to the ground and if Conor gets into the ground He's gonna mount him and cave his fucking face in or choke him or break his arm or do whatever he wants to do but in a boxing match I can't imagine a world where Floyd Mayweather doesn't fuck him up.
02:03:18.000In a boxing match, I think Floyd Mayweather is arguably the greatest boxer of all time.
02:03:24.000If you look at his accomplishments, who he's been able to beat, how he shuts everyone's offense down, He's a more boring version of what a lot of Bernard Hopkins does, and he does it in a more slick, skillful way with rapid reflexes, and he relies on speed and movement and just a deep,
02:03:45.000And if people don't know, if you think you're really good, and then you get in there and you box a guy like that, he will fucking expose the shit out of you.
02:04:08.000Yeah, that's what I've seen on here, yeah.
02:04:09.000So, when a guy turns 39, you never know.
02:04:12.000I mean, for every guy like Bernard Hopkins, there's a bunch of guys who the wheels just fall off and all of a sudden they can't take a punch anymore and they can't fight anymore, they don't move good anymore.
02:04:22.000But I can't imagine a world where he's not light years past Conor with boxing skill.
02:04:28.000I think these guys are thinking about money.
02:04:35.000And they'll probably figure out a way where both of them don't lose or something like that.
02:04:39.000I don't think they're going to do that.
02:04:41.000I think they're going to really fight.
02:04:43.000I can't imagine that either one of them would be willing to negotiate with the other one while thinking that they might get double-crossed.
02:04:50.000You know, like, nah, I don't buy that.
02:04:52.000Because remember with Victor Ortiz and Mayweather, when Victor Ortiz was doing some dirty shit to Mayweather, and Victor Ortiz apologized, and Floyd Mayweather just stepped to him and sucker punched him in the face and KO'd him?
02:05:52.000And I just think that the skill level in straight boxing that Floyd Mayweather has, it's very difficult to understand why you're just looking at...
02:09:00.000Conor really struggles to get down to 145. He's a big fuck.
02:09:04.000So I just think in an MMA fight it would be disastrous for Mayweather, but it could be equally disastrous in a boxing fight for Conor.
02:09:11.000The only thing that makes me think that maybe Conor could survive is he's a fucking super dangerous puncher, just like Maidana was, or Maidana is, even though Maidana's a world-class boxer.
02:09:22.000Maidana's the guy who beat Adrian Broner.
02:09:24.000Maidana's a serious, vicious power puncher, and he's real aggressive and wild.
02:11:29.000The guys that are really good, the really, really good guys, they're underrated how good they are.
02:11:36.000As a person who's watching it from the outside, you don't understand how good a guy like Mayweather is, I think, unless you're there with him while he's doing his stuff.
02:11:44.000I bet if a guy's boxing him, I bet that's when you get a real understanding of how good he is.
02:11:51.000He's more disciplined than he acts on the outside.
02:11:55.000When I used to hang out with Kevin Hart a little bit, he used to hang out with Mayweather, and he said they'd be partying in the middle of the party.
02:12:39.000But is he going to beat the best guys in the world now?
02:12:42.000After Nate Diaz boxed him up and choked him out, is that going to happen again?
02:12:47.000And if that does happen again, how much will that deflate his value on the open market?
02:12:52.000If you're playing a game of chess, not looking in terms of a guy's career as an MMA fighter, but looking at it as a game of financial chess, how do you move your piece?
02:13:01.000You might say, look, the amount of money that you can make with a Mayweather fight is off the charts.
02:13:07.000So you're talking about like a three million pay-per-view buy or something crazy.
02:13:11.000So you do that, you move that up, and you take that chance, and he gets boxed up by Mayweather, and maybe he survives.
02:13:18.000If he survives and loses a fucking decision, and he goes back and he says, all respect to Mayweather, you know, I'm back to MMA. I didn't understand his hands.
02:15:14.000I think the type of champion that she was, as good as she was, as much as she dominated, I can't imagine that she's not going to do it again.
02:15:23.000I can't imagine that one fight will set her back that much.
02:15:26.000But she also has massive amounts of distractions.
02:15:56.000I think Ronda obviously had a bad fight with Holly Holm.
02:16:00.000Holly Holm obviously had a great fight with Ronda.
02:16:02.000And I think Holly Holm has a great style for Ronda if Ronda fights that way.
02:16:08.000But if Ronda doesn't fight that way, if she fights the way that Misha fought, she stays on the outside and she fights a little more strategic and she uses more movement and she incorporates a bunch of different types of takedowns.
02:17:27.000So, if they fight again and Ronda manages to not get hit like that, she fights a little bit more strategic, I could see Ronda absolutely making a go at the title again.
02:19:10.000You know, I think it was critical for him to have a tough fight against a guy like Ovin St. Preux, who's a world-class, number six-ranked light heavyweight.
02:20:46.000And then you start talking to that person.
02:20:48.000You start talking with a lot of different words, having a lot of good points, saying a lot of things that you know that they can't argue against, and then you start stunning them, right?
02:20:56.000That's what a good argument is with two people.
02:20:58.000Well, if an MMA fighter only has like one or two moves, you only have a few things, you're not gonna win an argument with someone who's verbally skilled.
02:21:06.000Jiu Jitsu is like that in a lot of ways.
02:21:08.000Like someone can have a fairly good vocabulary and a fairly good understanding of the world.
02:21:14.000But if you were in some sort of a debate with like Richard Dawkins about science, like you're gonna get fucked up.
02:21:22.000You know, if you debate Christopher Hitchens while he's alive or Sam Harris about religion, you're gonna get fucked up.
02:21:27.000They have more tools, more weapons, more understanding.