In this episode of The Experience, Lee Syatt and Joe D'Andrea talk about Ted Nugent, the Rolling Stones, and Piers Morgan's new book, "America's Confederate Rockers" by Leonard Skinner. They also talk about a poster with a picture of The Rolling Stones and a rock and roll poster with Leonard Skinner from the Nebworth Festival in 1976. And they talk about gun control. And then they get into an interview with the president of the United States, Donald Trump, and why he's a douchebag and why it's a good thing he's not running for re-election. They also get into a lot of other stuff, too, like the idea of a "gun-free zone" and why we should all be armed to the teeth. And they finish up the episode with a song written by Lee and Joe called "You're Not All That" by the band Meatloaf. The Experience is on all of the social medias, if you search for it, you'll find us. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used w/ permission. This episode was produced and edited by Dee McDonnell. Please don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to our other shows on Apple Podcasts, Podchaser, and leave us your thoughts on the podcast. and if you like what you've listened to this episode. Thank you for listening and rating! and we'll be looking out for your thoughts and opinions in the next week's episode on the next episode of "The Experience! and the next one is coming out in a few weeks. Thank you so much for all of your feedback! Peace, love, bye, bye! Cheers, bye. -Eugene & Joe -The O.J. & Joe, EJ & EJ. <3 -Sue, E.M. & E.A. & the O.B. Love, -Maggie -Piers Morgan -Jon & Joe D. ( ) -A. ( ) -J. (and E. (A. ) & Joe ( ) and EJ ( ) . , and E.Y. ( ). (NSYCHEY ( ) & JOSEPH ( )
00:02:04.000Because Pierce Morgan didn't have all his...
00:02:06.000Pierce Morgan is, like, you know, he's a proper-sounding British guy, but, like, when it gets to the fucking red line...
00:02:15.000When it gets the red line of arguments, he falls apart.
00:02:19.000Like Ben Shapiro ate him up and Ted Nugent ate him up.
00:02:22.000A lot of the conservative guys that are like really slick, smooth talkers, they can eat him up when they get into the really like high revs of the conversation.
00:02:32.000Because he didn't understand that a lot of the gun deaths is also bad guys that are shot by guns.
00:02:38.000Like all that stuff is sort of calculated it in.
00:02:41.000He didn't have all his facts in order.
00:02:44.000So if you're arguing with a guy like Nugent, who does these kind of arguments with people, like gun control arguments, he's got his words down to a T. He's done a couple of these.
00:03:27.000Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.
00:03:31.000Anybody that wants to make me unarmed and helpless, people that want to literally create the proven places where more innocents are killed called gun-free zones, we're going to beat you.
00:03:43.000We're going to vote you out of office or suck on my machine gun.
00:03:46.000You can take it whichever way you like.
00:03:48.000Much as I'd love to suck on your machine gun, the whole point of your defense is that a lot of people do drop dead precisely because you are armed to the teeth.
00:04:01.000Eighty people a day die in America from gunshots.
00:04:05.000And 75 of them to 78 of them, statistics by the Uniform Crime Report by the FBI and the UN study on violent crime, 78 of those 80 are let out of their cages by corrupt judges and prosecutors who know that recidivism is out of control,
00:04:22.000know that they'll commit the crimes again, And they let them walk through plea bargaining, early release, and program.
00:05:30.000Whenever I've done interviews with guys that are inclined to be anti-gun, they always go, well, Nugent wants everybody to have a machine gun.
00:06:10.000So they're saying 75 out of 80 gun deaths are criminals and bad people?
00:06:15.000I don't know what the real numbers are, but that's what he was saying in that argument.
00:06:18.000He was saying something along those lines.
00:06:21.000When we talk about people that die in gun deaths, a lot of the people that die in gun deaths are cons, ex-cons, people out of jail, people who have already committed violent crimes in their life, which makes sense.
00:06:32.000Most of the violent shit's going to be happening by people with a history of violence.
00:06:36.000Well, it's crazy the penalty you get for, like, an ex-felon with a gun.
00:06:40.000Like, Gucci Mane, just get out after two years.
00:08:37.000So he was apparently screaming shit at Ali everywhere he went.
00:08:43.000And Sonny Liston was just tired of his bullshit.
00:08:47.000The whole situation finally came to a head when Clay approached Liston at the Desert Inn in Las Vegas, where the champ was shooting craps and losing.
00:09:02.000Liston was in no mood to be harangued by the mouth from the south.
00:09:06.000Drawing a gun, Sonny fired, frightening his young tormentor into a hasty retreat.
00:12:52.000You're watching that video, you're like, wow.
00:12:55.000Like, America was just a different place.
00:12:57.000So when Cassius Clay was fighting, all of the country would just stop.
00:13:01.000Like, everyone and everywhere would just watch the fight.
00:13:04.000Well, I remember when I was a kid, I was living in San Francisco, and my parents went, we went way out of our way to make sure that we watched TV because Sonny Liston and Muhammad Ali, not Sonny Liston, Leon Spinks and Muhammad Ali were having the rematch.
00:13:18.000And the rematch was a big thing to everybody because Muhammad Ali...
00:14:09.000Michael just was real slick, real smart.
00:14:11.000He wasn't dangerous enough to threaten Holmes to try to knock him out, but Larry just didn't have it in the tank like he did later in life.
00:14:19.000It was a controversial decision anyway, but anyway, he beat Larry, and so he became the champ.
00:14:24.000I guess it was like an IBF champ or something like that.
00:18:48.000There are a bunch of people that are fucking stupid.
00:18:50.000Now, if you had to ask me, do I think that everybody in this room, do I think that they are responsible enough to handle a firearm and own a firearm?
00:19:06.000Well, that's the point of the whole law.
00:19:07.000The whole point of the law is you can't let some tyrannical dictator decide who can and can't be armed.
00:19:12.000Because at the end of the day, what we really have to worry about as much as crime is you have to worry about the government turning into crime.
00:19:20.000Because the governments of nations all over the world have fucked the people over and done shit that people don't want, imprisoned them, enslaved them.
00:21:16.000I'm not advocating that there should be some fucking uprising and people should pull guns, but I am saying you can't just have one group of people running other groups of people with no recourse.
00:21:29.000The people don't have any No ability to stop them.
00:21:35.000So the people in power, we just have to trust that they're gonna be good.
00:23:00.000God, you know, after a half hour, a cop came by because somebody actually called the parlor cops and said there's two guys standing out there.
00:26:50.000And they were talking about the people that go to war together.
00:26:52.000And one of the things they all say is that their camaraderie and their love for each other is unlike any love or friendship that anybody else could ever possibly experience.
00:27:04.000Because it's like life or death every single day.
00:27:08.000In that when the wars are over and they're back home, they're happy, they're safe, they're with their family and everything, but they look back and they go, the best time of my life was being at war.
00:27:27.000What I'm saying is, what does that say about the way the brain works?
00:27:32.000Like, how strange is it that people can get so excited about being Being in danger and the camaraderie that comes from being in danger, it like reawakens us almost, puts us in this like primal state that we used to exist in.
00:27:48.000And now instead of that, worst case scenario, some guy fucking snaps and he's on the highway and he starts shooting at people.
00:27:54.000That's kind of like worst case scenario that we all worry about.
00:27:57.000But most people fucking keep it together, which is one of the most amazing things about being a person.
00:30:17.000I don't give a fuck when anybody tells you standing ovations, selling tickets.
00:30:21.000The part of comedy you're gonna remember is when you're with Brody Stevens in a car with Josh Wolfe and I got Brody in the back tied up in the fucking back in the Volvo and I'm doing 100 with his car and he's yelling, stop it!
00:30:35.000Every time I see Brody, I give him a hug now because when I'm in that fucking box, On my mission to wherever the fuck Buddha land, that's what I'm going to be thinking about.
00:30:45.000How good of a time did I have when I had three dollars in my pocket?
00:30:59.000That every time I see Carl, I give him a hug because I can relate.
00:31:02.000It's when they talked about how broke they were and they would walk to the comedy store to eat the fruit from the bar that the bartender would chop up.
00:35:26.000Like all your life, you got thrown out of school, you know, you're fucking, you're a power mechanic, you're lost, but all of a sudden you realize you're good at taking lives.
00:35:40.000You ever put yourself in that position when you're 18 years old, 19 years old, you're in Vietnam, and you realize that you're taking your first tour back to the United States now.
00:35:51.000You finished your year, but you survived.
00:35:53.000The 11 that went over, there's six of them left, and you survived.
00:35:56.000And in reality, in God's eyes, you got 18 kills.
00:38:15.000You said earlier, like, how crazy our brains are.
00:38:18.000It's crazy how different, like, when I was 18, it was 2007, like, I was graduating high school, so, like, Iraq and Afghanistan were blown away.
00:38:26.000It was right at that time, and I had friends who went over, but my, like, what you are saying is exciting, I would run away from that.
00:38:44.000It's just people that are willing to do the stuff that's more dangerous because it feels better.
00:38:50.000Because it feels like even though there's risk involved, at least you feel charged up and alive.
00:38:55.000It's a life of excitement versus a life of...
00:39:00.000You know, why do you think people climb rocks?
00:39:03.000They climb rocks because it's actually enjoyable climbing a rock?
00:39:06.000No, they climb a rock because it's fucking scary and you don't know if you can make it.
00:39:11.000You're pretty sure you're gonna make it, but there's a real risk that you get a fucking hand spasm and you just fall for a long time until you splatter on the bottom.
00:39:23.000When you watch someone crazy like Alex Honnold...
00:39:37.000Okay, the climbing of the rock, it's like...
00:39:40.000I mean, I guess it's kind of cool to be up high and it's sort of like a version of hiking for him because he can kind of make it.
00:39:47.000But what's really going on is you recognize that you're on the edge always.
00:39:52.000And so even if you're not, like your adrenaline's not flying, you're not freaking out, your heart's not pounding, your heightened focus and sense is keenly aware that you're holding back a waterfall.
00:40:04.000Adrenaline you're keeping it together and so you're a lot of times guys that are doing like crazy shit like tightrope walking and stuff like that They're they're sort of addicted to trying to control What is this guy doing Jamie?
00:44:27.000I don't have to be on stage to enjoy a show.
00:44:30.000So if I go to a show that I'm trying to get a guest spot on someone's show and I don't even know that person or barely know that person, that's fucking weird.
00:45:54.000When I get there on Thursday, you work with the other two guys, you get the niche, you see who you're already working with, and then some guy wants to come on Saturday.
00:46:01.000Like, oh my god, I didn't know you were in town.
00:46:26.000And don't you have to worry about putting on a good show?
00:46:29.000Like, if you put on a guy who's terrible and they just ruin a show, these people paid a lot of money for a show.
00:46:34.000Dude, I let someone have a guest spot once, and this was on a show with one of those Ice House type shows, like 10 people on.
00:46:43.000And he bombed so bad that it tanked the rest of the night because people had to sit through ten minutes of like really clumsy shitty jokes like from someone who like barely does comedy you know I had to find out later and then afterwards like the audience had a lowered expectation whereas before I'd be like Ian Edwards,
00:47:03.000Tony Hinchcliffe, Tom Segura, smash, smash, smash!
00:47:06.000And everybody would be experiencing that all night.
00:47:08.000Well, there was this 10-minute gap where it was just sludge.
00:47:12.000Just like really shitty ideas and just not done well.
00:47:17.000Like you could see them get super bummed out.
00:47:21.000Yeah, especially when you're on a good show like that.
00:47:23.000I've been lucky enough to go the past few weeks to the store with Joey.
00:47:26.000When it's really good shows, it's fun.
00:47:29.000But when there's like, I went to a show once and there was a magician on stage and it just, I think of him because I know he hates it, but it's so weird how important it is to build a good show and to build shows like comics who go well together.
00:47:43.000You can't just throw comedians up there and have a good show.
00:47:47.000The problem is, like, people are friends with people that you know.
00:47:49.000And then, you know, you know them, and they know you, and they, hey man, can I do one of those Icehouse shows?
00:48:16.000When that does happen, the audience feels like you fucked them.
00:48:20.000You know, like, people always say, like, why would I take the best comedians on the road with me?
00:48:24.000Like, dude, wouldn't you want to, like, stand out in front of the other comedians?
00:48:27.000Oh, the audience feels like you fucked them then.
00:48:30.000Like, you made up for the fact that you fucked them by being really funny for the last hour and ten minutes, but you know you fucked them for the first twenty minutes, if you...
00:48:38.000Fill in the blank with the name of the comedians.
00:48:40.000There's a bunch of crazy fucking comedians that will open for other national acts and they don't work anywhere else.
00:48:47.000They work as opening acts for big time national acts who don't want to be shown up on stage.
00:48:55.000They don't want someone going on before them and being really funny.
00:48:59.000But isn't that the point of the opener, to warm them up?
00:49:02.000Like, that's why they have studio warm-up people for TV shows, because they want them to have good energy and be excited.
00:49:09.000There's a lot of comics that want you to warm them up to a degree, that you really have to hold back a little bit because they're the star of the show.
00:49:21.000We want everybody to be fucking great.
00:49:24.000Because if the guy in front of me is fucking great, while I'm back there ticking and watching this, I'm going to come out throwing 92 miles an hour.
00:49:32.000If the guy's in front of me is lackadaisical, it happened to me.
00:49:35.000One time with you on the road, we left the Gepsep up.
00:49:51.000There's a bad thing that does happen when you watch really bad comedy, like someone who's an amateur-level comedy.
00:49:57.000Something weird happens where you get confused as to what's funny and what's not funny.
00:50:02.000It's almost like a smoke screen, like one of them ink things that a squid shoots out.
00:50:07.000Like you see someone on stage that's really new and really bad and just you got to get out of the room It's like like you can your mind can get locked into their way of thinking Because that's what I think is happening anyway on stage.
00:50:22.000I think the reason why comedy is so funny is because you're thinking like that guy the guys taking you for a ride and When you let a bad comedian take you for a ride, you get stuck in what they're doing on stage.
00:50:37.000Say if they're doing real obvious hack material, cop donut jokes, tampon, price check, that kind of stuff, and the audience is really laughing, you'll get confused.
00:51:11.000But until then, I want to come out of the box like a fucking savage.
00:51:14.000Right, but if you're working with people that you love, like if you were doing a show with Duncan and Ari, you'd probably watch a lot of their set.
00:52:04.000I think if you were a knife maker, if you were really into making custom knives, you'd want to be around other dudes who make those things.
00:52:11.000That's why they have those expos where people get together and they...
00:53:09.000So this guy is making these things sort of in a similar way to the way Samurai's made them, where you have big plates of metal and you compress them and heat them up and smash them and get all the layers into one layer.
00:53:23.000But it's all done with iron that he's getting from fucking meteorites.
00:53:27.000Now what's the difference between the iron from the meteorites?
00:54:18.000Giant chunk of metal and it's unbelievably hot oven and then he pulls it out and he puts it in this machine and hammers it and he's just talking about all the different methods of Hardening steel and adding carbon and all the things that they add during the process,
00:54:34.000but it's crazy wild shit man either so he pulls out this Orange and white glowing thing and they it pounds it down and So he takes it and all those layers get smashed down into a thinner and thinner layer and it just keeps doing it over and over again until it becomes like a blade.
01:00:36.000I would fucking wait for her to get to Jersey, and then I'd cause a war in the house.
01:00:41.000And she'd have to get back in the car and come over to 88th Street, fuck me up, put me to sleep, get in bed with me and lay down, and then she would go back to the bar and fucking close it.
01:07:19.000And we're telling me all about this block, how many people had bad luck on that block after that.
01:07:25.000Like the Maloney's died from cancer, both of them, you know, the parents, the O'Rourke's died from cancer, the girl across the street died in a car accident, Raul, I just robbed him.
01:07:36.000Raul and his family, I just took a stereo and I wouldn't let him in my fucking bedroom for years.
01:07:41.000How do you rob somebody's house and I hung out with the kid?
01:07:43.000Because years later we became friends.
01:07:45.000While they were moving in I robbed Raul and his family.
01:11:06.000I would look at myself after snorting at 2, 3 in the morning and see this person I didn't even recognize in the mirror.
01:11:12.000I wouldn't even want to look at him because I was so ashamed that I let that position take over my mind.
01:11:18.000It wasn't the fact of the coke or the whatever or the getting my dick sucked or the doing dirty things.
01:11:24.000It was the fact of getting it and driving and fronting it and all the scamming that went with it.
01:11:31.000And somebody told me when I got locked up, they said, you think of all the time you put into scams.
01:11:36.000Think of it, you put that time into doing something on a positive level.
01:11:41.000There's no surprise that my life has changed as much as I did without the drugs, because 60% of your mental state was always in those drugs.
01:11:54.000And the other 3 was in God knows what the fuck it was.
01:11:57.000But 60% of your day is dominated by that addiction or whatever drives you.
01:12:02.000And with some people, they've described it as like the addiction and having that addiction was almost like a built-in excuse to not live up to their full potential in anything they're trying to do.
01:16:32.000He only went crazy at night, Bonehead.
01:16:35.000Bonehead, when I was 17, would take me to McSally's Ale House in New York City.
01:16:39.000No ID. He called the bartender, I would give him three mugs of beer, give him three mugs of beer, and give him a bowl of chili.
01:16:47.000A mughead would take ten bucks from the both of us, and he'd go to Washington Square Park, and he'd come back and he'd give me eight valiums.
01:16:55.000And by the meantime, he would go buy his heroin, and he'd buy these mixture of pills, and he'd melt them too, the black and whites.
01:17:02.000Then he'd take us to a strip club in New Jersey or something, and then he'd take us home.
01:17:06.000And the next day, 7 in the morning, this strip had this bonehead in the fucking plumbing van up and dandy.
01:18:25.000If I'm thinking, I don't like doing documentaries, but I need to do a documentary about this family because it's the rise and fall of an American family that I saw before my eyes.
01:18:35.000As a child, I went over there and ate with them.
01:18:38.000You know, I hung out with all three brothers, by the way.
01:18:41.000Like, I wasn't just friends with Bonehead.
01:18:43.000I hung out with Chrissy Fish, and I hung out with the little whatever his name was.
01:18:55.000Now, the medium brother was a drug dealer.
01:18:58.000In the 80s and he drugged, he sold big times coke and he used to buy jewelry and he used to put them in a tackle box.
01:19:04.000So one night me and the younger brother in the bed sleeping, Bonehead comes in to borrow money from us because he was going to the city to get heroin.
01:19:11.000He goes, and I go, Bonehead, I got to go to the bank.
01:19:15.000He went into his brother's room and instead of, his brother was sleeping, the drug dealer, instead of just opening up the tackle box and taking $40 out, he took the whole tackle box.
01:19:25.000And it had $40,000 in cash and another $30,000 in jewelry.
01:21:06.000I wake up to ba-boom and alarms and all some Kurt's waking me up and we go out of the house and the father's outside and the grandmother and the fire department crawls on top of the roof, Joe, and they're hitting the fucking roof to let the smoke out and fire trucks are coming from the side laying water and they got the sirens in the middle of all this.
01:21:24.000It's 8 in the morning and we all look around and go, oh my God!
01:26:32.000When they arrested me, I gave them, like, Joe Rogan's name.
01:26:35.000And not so you wouldn't get a warrant, I went down there and did the 16 hours community service in the AIDS unit, painting for the AIDS people.
01:26:41.000So next time you look at me and tell me I got no fucking character, think of that.
01:26:45.000And 10 years later, I go to eat dinner with that guy.
01:26:47.000And he's like, did I ever tell you I got pulled over and I had a warrant in Colorado?
01:26:50.000I got arrested in Colorado for shoplifting?
01:31:21.000Yeah, because the football players in 85, those football players that were really powerful, those teams that won the national championship, there was always beef with them in Boulder.
01:32:32.000You could kind of say the F word, but most people say fuck.
01:32:35.000This is still 88. This is 88. This is 90. These are the times when they were coming down on CU football, but they had a lot of shit going on.
01:37:06.000I think when you get too many people in a place that gets annoying, that you fucking don't appreciate each other as much, just too many fucking people.
01:38:01.000Where you're just tucked in with, like, this giant elk herd that walks down through the middle of town.
01:38:07.000They had a giant elk herd walking through the middle of the street.
01:38:10.000And a buddy of mine moved there, and he was living in Vegas before, and he was asking about Colorado.
01:38:15.000I said, you've got to check out Evergreen.
01:38:17.000And he went there once and bought a house, immediately moved.
01:38:21.000And he texted me that these elk, they get in the middle of the street, and someone who was from out of town, apparently, was like beeping and trying to get the elk out of the road and like revving his engine because he was in a rush.
01:38:33.000And some old cowboy got out of his truck, walked up to the dude's car window, punched him through the car window, and then got back in his truck.
01:38:44.000Because the guy was harassing the elker.
01:41:12.000They're either hunting them or they're hiking them.
01:41:15.000Whatever reason, maybe like that lady, they get stupid.
01:41:18.000She was lucky that that was either a cow elk or that was an elk that didn't have antlers yet because they shed their antlers and then they grow them back.
01:42:19.000I don't think the operation is just a few hours.
01:42:23.000And the recovery time is ridiculously low.
01:42:27.000I think in six weeks, he's allowed to start lifting weights.
01:42:31.000So, six weeks, his body has to heal up.
01:42:34.000So, I'm talking out of school because I don't know the exact procedure, but I know This is what he told me, is that they're replacing a disc with a titanium disc.
01:42:43.000They have some sort of a new technology in disc replacement, where they used to take the disc out and they would fuse it together.
01:42:50.000Now instead, they'll put an artificial disc.
01:42:53.000And it's supposed to be just as good as a real disc.
01:42:58.000And the difference being that when they would fuse those discs, it would limit your mobility pretty drastically because you don't have any articulation in between the two joints.
01:43:07.000Now that they have this artificial disc, that artificial disc actually moves around and it allows your spine to be flexible.
01:43:15.000So, um, one of the guys from school, Victor, got it done, and apparently he's never been better.
01:43:20.000He feels great, no pain at all, and it was bothering him for a long time.
01:43:24.000And Eddie's been bothering his for almost as long as I've known him, because he does so much stuff from his back, you know?
01:43:29.000It's all guard work, and he's getting stacked all the time and compressed all the time, and not, you know, not the most diligent about stretching the back out early in his career, you know?
01:43:50.000Meaning, doing things like bending down, grabbing the back of your heel with your four fingers on both sides and trying to put your pinkies together.
01:47:00.000Boss Rootin's got like a whole, his whole like neck area is fucked.
01:47:04.000He's had several surgeries in his neck, and he's got at least two discs, maybe three discs frozen, and the discs are removed, and the bones are fused in his neck.
01:49:02.000I remember Alberto was saying at the one place in Brazil that you gotta train 10 hours, then you gotta walk a mile, then you gotta go across.
01:49:10.000And one of these things is some days somebody would steal the paddle.
01:50:47.000They're climbing with their backpacks on.
01:50:50.000Imagine sending your little baby, and your baby has to climb 2,500 feet on this janky-ass wooden ladder that looks like it was made when Columbus was sailing.
01:51:01.000Look how fucking wanky that ladder looks.
01:55:40.000Because otherwise it would be too much pressure.
01:55:42.000The one wife just brought the kid home after he fucked the cousin.
01:55:46.000Because it's like, alright, he was fucking the straight one and he fucked the cousin.
01:55:50.000Once she had the kid and she goes, you went back with my cousin, she just walked the kid to his house and then she goes, I don't want this fucking kid.
01:58:38.000Not only do they get a piece, they get a piece for money that you've already been taxed on.
01:58:41.000Like, say if Joey makes a million dollars, right?
01:58:43.000And Joey has a million dollars in the bank and he leaves it all to you.
01:58:46.000Joey didn't make a million dollars to get a million dollars.
01:58:49.000He had to make way more than a million dollars.
01:58:50.000So he probably had to make closer to two.
01:58:53.000Because when you get over $250,000, tax percentage is like 40-something percent, and then sales tax and all the other taxes that you have to take into consideration, state tax, all this different stuff, right?
02:01:29.000What about when you, like, when I first moved here, it was my first, like, real adult job, and I figured out I was working 30% of the time for the government.
02:01:37.000They take 30% directly out, and it just...
02:01:42.000And then, I don't know what's going on with Trump, but in the last election, I think Mitt Romney finally came out and said he paid something like 17%.
02:02:42.000They're going to lock him up for like 10 years.
02:02:44.000But then once he gets out, that guy's going to get in a fucking raft.
02:02:47.000He's going to pedal out to the middle of the ocean, get picked up by a yacht, and swept off to Costa Rica or wherever the fuck he's got that money hidden.
02:02:54.000A lot of these really rich dudes, they figure out a way to preserve as much of that money as possible.
02:03:02.000That's why a guy like Bernie Sanders comes along and they fucking freak out.
02:03:16.000He was in favor of like, say if you make a certain amount a year, like if you make more than 15 million dollars a year, let's just make up a number, then every dollar over that, they could tax you by like some stupid amount.
02:03:57.000What have you actually contributed to society?
02:03:59.000You've figured out some weird little loopholes and little sneaky ways you can move ones and zeros around on servers, and because of that you've made a billion dollars.
02:04:07.000Like, so his idea is that that shouldn't be possible.
02:04:11.000And that after, you know, it's not like you can't be rich, but everything after like 15 million dollars a year, you gotta fucking just give it all back.
02:04:19.000People are not going to work that hard.
02:04:21.000They're going to get to that 15 million dollars a year mark and they're going to slow it down and back it off.
02:05:24.000If you're limiting people and limiting the amount of money they can make that drastically, you're going to lose a lot of those people.
02:05:30.000It's not a good argument for going against sort of organizing wealth to the point where wealth distribution, but it's the reality of human nature.
02:05:43.000You know, people aren't going to work that hard if they can't make a grip of money.
02:05:47.000They want to make fat cash, Joey Deans!
02:05:53.000I put a box of two million dollars and I leave it to you.
02:05:55.000At the fucking wake, my wife gives you two million dollars.
02:06:23.000If you have two million dollars, listen, if you have two million dollars, and you go to jail, you would give that two million dollars back to get out of jail.
02:08:06.000You see what happened to Johnny Depp in that movie he did with the Coke when he went back down and the Panamanian government took his fucking money.
02:08:24.000For me to put ten million dollars twelve hours from me?
02:08:27.000I gotta have ten million dollars close by, too.
02:08:32.000There's gotta be, I know a thousand, you know, when they watch Narcos, those fucking Panamanians, whatever they were, they were making so much money, they were burying it.
02:10:13.000Because he would build soccer stadiums and do all that.
02:10:15.000I think that's part of the reason why people get annoyed with Trump or whoever you want to say here, because it doesn't seem like they're doing anything.
02:10:21.000Well, it's also that thing when you're selling drugs.
02:10:23.000You get locked up in a business like Escobar was where he had so much power and so much drugs he was selling.
02:10:29.000You don't want to give that power to somebody else.
02:10:31.000So once you've got that whole thing down and you're making all that money, you must be incredibly reluctant to give that up.
02:10:37.000I mean, think about how long it took him to put together the network to make the kind of money that he was making towards the end.
02:10:45.000Very reluctant to just hand that over to somebody else because the business is always going to be there.
02:10:49.000The demand's always going to be there.
02:10:51.000The supply's always going to be there.
02:10:53.000Like, who's making these transactions?
02:10:55.000You just have to give it to somebody else.
02:10:57.000And then plus you'd open yourself up to all these other fucking drug dealers becoming just as crazy as you were when you're coked up and nuts.
02:12:50.000Either Johnny Depp really beat up his girlfriend or his girlfriend is lying and saying that Johnny Depp beat him up and Stanhope and his girlfriend saw it the whole time.
02:15:12.000He's done some great movies, but any of those actors at that level, you just had a, you just said a, you were talking about, I just saw a clip where you told me personally about you went to Naomi Campbell's party.
02:15:24.000How is that different from your fucking birthday party?
02:15:26.000Wait, first of all, I know you're 20 years.
02:19:58.000The Soherd benefits from California law, which guarantees her a minimum of one half of however much their combined worth increased during their 15 months together.
02:20:53.000But when Stanhope was talking to him, he was saying that his mother, like, obviously troubled him badly when he died, but that this was as bad as that.
02:22:40.000Do you think there's a lot of hot girls, especially in this town, who their entire plan is just to land a rich guy, marry him for a year, and then just leave him?
02:22:52.000If that girl was smart and she looked at her attractiveness as a career and marrying rich dudes, there's a lot of value in being broken up with Johnny Depp.
02:23:03.000Like, if she breaks up with him and she makes, like, fucking...
02:23:06.000Look, if he's worth that much money, she's getting 10 million, right?
02:23:10.000She's getting 10 million, at least, right?
02:25:14.000I think it'd be more than 10, because it was half of what they made in that year, and they said he got paid 40 and 60, so that's 50 million.
02:25:20.000No, it's half of what his money increased by.
02:25:25.000Okay, so that's different than what you made?
02:25:27.000Pull that up again so we get a look at it.
02:29:15.000Do you think they stole it because they were just stealing things, or do you think they stole it because they didn't want you to be engaging in such horrible behavior, smoking marijuana while you're taking care of your child?
02:29:26.000I wasn't smoking when I was taking care of the child.
02:30:57.000We had a guy on Fear Factor that won a million bucks.
02:31:00.000You don't really win a million bucks because the government takes a big chunk and most people they take the one-time payment instead of like the 50 grand a year for the rest of your life that kind of thing but this guy before he did the stunt started talking in tongues He's, like, standing on this, like,
02:31:16.000They talk in a made-up nonsense language.
02:31:24.000It, like, repeats the same sounds over and over and over again.
02:31:27.000But this talking in tongues, he really believed it was, like, a religious experience and that God helped him win a million bucks.
02:31:34.000I was going through a box of VHS's about a month ago, and I put one in, and it caught the beginning of a fear factor, like, on the second season.
02:31:44.000And I watched like 15 minutes of it, and looking at it now, and knowing you, I don't know how the fuck you did that.
02:31:52.000The show should have been, how long does it take till Joe Rogan fucks you up?
02:31:58.000Remember when Tony Soprano used to beat people up?
02:32:01.000Somebody would say something and he'd just throw a bottle and go over and start kicking it.
02:32:57.000Like, just the whole thing was like there was eight cameras around, all these people around, and I was like, I don't want to commit to hurting this guy.
02:33:25.000I was thinking of guillotining him or kneeing him in the face.
02:33:29.000I was trying to think like I was like legally the guillotine would be a much smarter move because I have his head I'm definitely sure I could snap him down I know he's got no defense and if I hit him in the face it's probably gonna be ugly you know kneeing someone in the face is fucking devastating it's terrible it's terrible to do someone's face I got knee in the face once oh broke my nose my eyes got black and blue I had a headache for three fucking days After one knee.
02:34:00.000One fucking knee straight on the nose.
02:34:35.000If it wasn't for a lot of people being around in particular, if that happens and you're alone, imagine if you're alone in the woods with a guy who's screaming at you and getting in your face like that.
02:37:26.000I was never scared that night, like at all.
02:37:28.000I think once that fucking 2x4 hit me, whatever the fuck hit me in the side, Well, there's the anticipation of violence is almost sometimes worse than the violence itself.
02:37:37.000Because the anticipation of fight is what everybody's terrified of.
02:38:15.000So I would imagine that's probably the same thing with that.
02:38:17.000It's just like the fear of a guy coming over and kicking your ass is way worse than actually being in a fight with the guy, especially if you know how to handle yourself.
02:38:25.000It's like now I actually control something.
02:39:38.000You don't know what makes somebody punch you three times in the head and stop.
02:39:41.000Isn't that interesting how that is, like, the answer that everybody always has to how many pussies there are out there that talk so much shit?
02:39:47.000Like, there's a lot of people running around that really need to get a fucking punch in the face.
02:39:50.000And people go, that is a terrible way to think about, that is an awful way.
02:39:54.000But no, there's a humbling to that, just like that lady who's like, thank you, sir, when she got fucked up by that elk.
02:40:26.000Plus, you're always around drugs and drug dealers and drug people and people that are involved in illegal activity where they have to protect their freedom.
02:40:34.000Drug dealers and being around drug dealers, they're always one step closer to violence than anybody else around them.
02:41:46.000On the way home, if I was driving and I saw a cop car over there just watching speeders, that cop car stayed in my mind and grew like a weed.
02:44:27.000If she just kept her mouth shut and took some cash, he'd probably give her many millions, right?
02:44:33.000You would think so, but how many more millions do you think she'll get for this?
02:44:36.000She'd have to marry some Iranian dude.
02:44:39.000Some Persian guy with a fucking gold Bentley.
02:44:42.000So, Doug, they told me, listen, you don't want to pay the 300, you could become a volunteer fireman.
02:44:48.000And I go, fuck the 300. I'm a fireman.
02:44:50.000So for six weeks, they put me to a training program where you just put out dumpsters and give mouth-to-mouth and CPR and you got to run with little bags.
02:44:58.000I'm doing all this shit coked up to the gills.
02:48:16.000And then they give me the bag and I would drive it in.
02:48:18.000The weed would be in the trunk in the garbage.
02:48:21.000So I would leave the garbage on the trucks, then the imbex come back, I would mark the bag that they threw the weed in, and they would take the weed out or the heroin or the fucking speed and give me a cut.