The Joe Rogan Experience - June 06, 2016


Joe Rogan Experience #806 - Dave Smith


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours

Words per Minute

203.57497

Word Count

36,786

Sentence Count

3,123

Misogynist Sentences

135


Summary

In this episode, we talk about Hillary Clinton's defense of a child rapist, and why she should have been fired for it. We also talk about why the media is completely silent about the fact that Hillary Clinton was involved in the rape trial of a 12-year-old girl who was falsely accused of being raped by her own husband, Bill Clinton. And we get to the bottom of why we don't know much about the Clinton's and why we should be worried about them. We also get to hear from comedian Dave Smith, aka Dave Smith aka the President of the Kanye West Fan Club, who gives us the inside scoop on the Kanye/Kanye West beef, and gives us some of his thoughts on Kanye's new album, Thank U, Next. Also, we have a special guest on the show, Ariana Grande! Ari is a huge Kanye fan, and we had a lot of fun with her on the podcast, so be sure to check out her on Ari's podcast! Subscribe, Like, and Share, and tell a friend about this episode! if you liked it! and/or if you think it's cool, share it with a friend who needs a good ol' dirty joke about Kanye! or a good friend of yours! Thank you for listening, Ari! - Caitlyn! xoxo Caitlyn Caitlyn and Ari - Ari's Dad - . . . and Ari's Mom - , Alex's Dad, & more! . and much more Thanks for listening to this episode Caitlyn's Dad's podcast, Ari's Podcast , and we hope you like it, too! (and we really appreciate it, Ari s podcast, too much! :) ( ) :D <3 Caitlyn & Alex's Podcasts: Jon's Podcast: ) & Jon's podcast: , Jon's Mom's Podcast : And much more!! -- Jon's New Music: (feat. ) and Jon's Book Recommendation: . , , Alex's New York Times: ... ... and more , & much more. ...and much more! ( ) and more! , and more!!! of course, and more, so much more... + AND MORE! &


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Dave Smith, president of the Kanye West fan club is here.
00:00:06.000 Comic Dave Smith on Twitter.
00:00:08.000 Tweet him pictures of your dick.
00:00:09.000 He loves them.
00:00:10.000 I love Kanye and dick pics.
00:00:12.000 I'm glad we got that out.
00:00:14.000 Well, seriously, dude, thanks for doing this because I loved you on Ari's podcast, man.
00:00:17.000 You were fucking awesome on it.
00:00:18.000 It was really cool.
00:00:19.000 Thank you.
00:00:20.000 It was a welcome surprise.
00:00:22.000 You know, not that Ari's podcast is not always awesome.
00:00:25.000 It's always awesome.
00:00:26.000 But I was like, damn, this dude needs a lot of political shit.
00:00:29.000 And you knew about the Hillary Clinton thing with the rape trial that she was involved in.
00:00:37.000 Defending the guy...
00:00:39.000 Well, explain it, because it's a fucked up story, and I don't want to get it wrong.
00:00:42.000 Okay, so Hillary Clinton...
00:00:44.000 This is way back when she was a criminal defense attorney.
00:00:46.000 She got a child rapist off, and a real bad one.
00:00:51.000 It wasn't one of those good child rapists.
00:00:53.000 It was a really...
00:00:55.000 Like Jared, he's banging 15 year olds.
00:00:58.000 Like a nice guy who's making sandwiches.
00:01:00.000 Gives you a little extra pickles, you suck his dick.
00:01:04.000 You heard the way Michael Jackson was accused of raping boys.
00:01:09.000 That was like the nicest way you could rape a kid.
00:01:11.000 It was like take him to an amusement park.
00:01:15.000 Show him the llama and the monkey.
00:01:18.000 Alright, child rape is bad.
00:01:20.000 Let me start with that.
00:01:21.000 This is horrible.
00:01:21.000 The worst thing ever.
00:01:22.000 Kanye dick pics good, child rape bad.
00:01:25.000 I just want to be clear on where I stand.
00:01:28.000 So this guy basically raped a 12-year-old girl, and really brutal, the details of the story, and she defended the guy, and there's tape of her in an interview Talking about this years later.
00:01:44.000 Now it's still, it's back in the day, it's when Hillary Clinton's doing like a southern accent.
00:01:47.000 There's been like six different Hillary Clintons that have existed.
00:01:50.000 This was the southern wife of Bill Clinton, Hillary.
00:01:53.000 When he was the mayor or governor of Arkansas back in those days.
00:01:57.000 So was that early 80s?
00:01:59.000 Yeah, somewhere around that time period.
00:02:01.000 I'm not sure precisely where the tape is from.
00:02:06.000 She is...
00:02:07.000 I mean, there's a lot of videos I could point to online that's, I think, strong evidence that Hillary Clinton is a sociopath.
00:02:13.000 I'm personally convinced of that.
00:02:15.000 Now, I'm not a professional, and I can't diagnose her.
00:02:18.000 But this video is really up there.
00:02:20.000 I mean, she's laughing about the details of the rape case and how she got the guy off.
00:02:26.000 And she laughs about how funny it is when she basically admits that she knew the guy was guilty because she's going like, oh, we convinced the jury.
00:02:35.000 It was a big miscarriage of justice.
00:02:38.000 And she says that he took a polygraph and passed it.
00:02:41.000 And then she says that forever destroyed my belief in polygraphs.
00:02:45.000 So she's basically saying, I know this guy raped this little girl, but we were able to get him off.
00:02:50.000 And she laughs about having the bloody underwear as the piece of evidence.
00:02:55.000 I mean, it's really, really intense, intense, awful shit.
00:02:59.000 And what's really crazy about it is that in this world of, like, you know, rape culture and social justice warrior liberal outrage...
00:03:07.000 There is just deafening silence when it comes to the Clintons.
00:03:10.000 Do you think it's a lack of information?
00:03:12.000 Because most people don't go looking for this stuff.
00:03:15.000 For stuff like what you're talking about, most people have to find it on Fox News and go, what?
00:03:20.000 Outrageous!
00:03:20.000 They don't go looking for it, because there's a lot you'd have to look through.
00:03:24.000 I mean, you'd have to go through all the Whitewater stuff, you'd have to go through all that Vince Foster stuff, you'd have to try to find...
00:03:29.000 There's a lot of weird stuff about them and their past that you'd have to sort through.
00:03:33.000 How much of this is legit, how much isn't.
00:03:35.000 Most people aren't going to do that.
00:03:36.000 And so it's not being discussed.
00:03:38.000 And you have to filter out, like, the just nonsense.
00:03:40.000 Because that's the problem with where we're at now, is that the truth is out in the internet, but it's sandwiched in between a whole bunch of nonsense.
00:03:47.000 And so you gotta, like, get that out of the way.
00:03:49.000 Yeah, and the conspiracy theories would say that nonsense is there on purpose.
00:03:52.000 Yes, that's right, because every conspiracy theorist, as it turns out, when I read more conspiracy theorists, it turns out they were just working for the conspiracy, and they're against Alex Jones, they all think now is working for it.
00:04:03.000 Trust me, Alex is my friend.
00:04:05.000 He's just crazy.
00:04:08.000 There's no CIA involved there.
00:04:10.000 Well, that's a fun thing when you get into stuff that people think is a conspiracy, and then you're like, oh, no, no, no, it's just a crazy guy.
00:04:16.000 Well, I've heard conspiracies that involve me.
00:04:18.000 And so when I hear that, I go, oh, I see how you...
00:04:21.000 I've read some shit about me being a CIA agent.
00:04:24.000 Like, yeah, what a circuitous route I took.
00:04:26.000 I went from kickboxing to stand-up comedy, all the while secretly undercover for the CIA. We're going to plant him in news radio, and before you know it, he'll be leading public opinion.
00:04:36.000 Dude, here's an even funnier one.
00:04:38.000 Eddie Bravo thinks that it's perhaps possible, perhaps, that Laurel Canyon was all about CIA psyops and Jim Morrison and all these musicals.
00:04:51.000 Powerful LA pot.
00:04:54.000 That they were all a part of some CIA plan to institute the drug movement.
00:05:00.000 I don't even understand the plan.
00:05:01.000 But the idea is that all these influential people came out of this Laurel Canyon area, and Jim Morrison's dad was in the CIA. And my take is like, Jesus Christ, you know how busy CIA dads are?
00:05:15.000 They're never around for their kid.
00:05:17.000 Of course their kid grows up to be Jim Morrison.
00:05:19.000 It's not that the dad was there influencing him with a fucking hypnosis to one of those watches.
00:05:26.000 You are going to be the voice of a generation.
00:05:29.000 No one engineers something like that.
00:05:31.000 All things being equal, it's best to look at the most simple answer.
00:05:37.000 Occam's razor.
00:05:38.000 Right, exactly.
00:05:39.000 I feel like with a lot of those conspiracy theories, my take on it is you have the government, it's almost like if the government was a person, you could be like, okay, we've got them on murdering these 50 people, and we have it cold hard, they clearly did it.
00:05:53.000 And then you're like, yeah, but I heard a rumor that they also murdered another 100 people.
00:05:57.000 Can we just focus on what we know they did?
00:06:00.000 We're slaughtering people in the Middle East.
00:06:01.000 We don't need to make up all this other nonsense.
00:06:04.000 Just to make it, like, more sellable.
00:06:06.000 Well, it's this idea that we're being controlled.
00:06:10.000 That's the one that's the...
00:06:11.000 That's the overlying theme, I guess.
00:06:15.000 Or the over...
00:06:16.000 If you look at, like, all of the conspiracies, whether they're chemtrails or whether...
00:06:22.000 It's all about, like, engineering.
00:06:24.000 Like, global warming.
00:06:25.000 It's like geoengineering.
00:06:27.000 There's all this...
00:06:28.000 It's all about engineering things.
00:06:29.000 It's all about people that are worried about eugenics.
00:06:32.000 They want...
00:06:32.000 Like Alex Jones says, They want to leave 500 million people worldwide or something like that.
00:06:39.000 They have this fucking number.
00:06:41.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:06:43.000 Are they going to be immortal?
00:06:44.000 Do they know what the fuck they're doing?
00:06:46.000 You really think that this is a plan?
00:06:48.000 To kill everyone except half a million?
00:06:51.000 Look, I do think there's some really shady plans that are up there at the top.
00:06:55.000 I think what they get wrong sometimes is they think that everything that's happening was actually controlled from the top.
00:07:00.000 I think there's plans that people, like the Bilderberg Group is real, that exists, that's out there.
00:07:06.000 And I think they do want to control the world.
00:07:08.000 But I think more often than not, they have like 10 things they want to do.
00:07:14.000 Some of them work out, some of them don't.
00:07:16.000 Then they roll with the punches on that.
00:07:17.000 Then they try to change things from there.
00:07:19.000 It's not as perfect as, like, everything they did worked out perfectly and was...
00:07:24.000 Right.
00:07:24.000 But, you know, it's a little easier.
00:07:26.000 It's more of a fun story if they're just in ultimate control of everything.
00:07:31.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:31.000 Well, then you have that number, the 500 million number.
00:07:35.000 Like, why is...
00:07:36.000 How do you know that number?
00:07:37.000 That's specific.
00:07:38.000 This is what I heard.
00:07:39.000 500 million.
00:07:40.000 Oh, wow.
00:07:41.000 I wonder if I'd make the cut.
00:07:42.000 People start thinking about all the billions of people.
00:07:44.000 500 million is not that much if you think about 7 billion.
00:07:47.000 They're probably going to kill all the Indians.
00:07:50.000 You start to think whether you could make the cut.
00:07:51.000 Am I top 500 million?
00:07:53.000 I'm up there.
00:07:54.000 If they're going to leave 500 million people on the planet, there's room.
00:07:57.000 There's some wiggle room there.
00:07:58.000 Okay, you're going to need like 60 comedians.
00:08:00.000 Did you want to get in, though?
00:08:01.000 I mean, what are they going to do with all those bodies?
00:08:03.000 What are they going to do with 6.5 billion bodies?
00:08:06.000 How bad is the earth going to smell for like a month?
00:08:09.000 Right?
00:08:10.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:08:11.000 It's a very good point.
00:08:12.000 Have these guys thought this through?
00:08:13.000 I don't think they thought...
00:08:14.000 Well, not only that, what if you kill the wrong people?
00:08:16.000 What if the people that you kill were going to figure out a way to cure cancer or get us to Mars or, you know, you just can't...
00:08:22.000 But that's why that whole...
00:08:22.000 That's why believing, which is a much more common belief out of the conspiracy thing, but believing that population's a problem is crazy because, like you said, you never know when that...
00:08:31.000 You know, they'll, like, environmentalists, they'll be like, well, if we have too many people, then there's too big a carbon footprint.
00:08:37.000 But you're like, yeah, except until we have the one person who figures out how to save all of us.
00:08:41.000 Right.
00:08:42.000 And then that got, you know.
00:08:43.000 You need a bunch of people to get that.
00:08:44.000 You don't get that in a village with log cabins.
00:08:47.000 That's right.
00:08:47.000 They don't figure out how to fix the world.
00:08:48.000 They just don't.
00:08:49.000 They need millions of people.
00:08:51.000 They need to live in cities.
00:08:51.000 Food needs to be delivered to them.
00:08:53.000 They need to be safe.
00:08:54.000 And then they can come up with ideas.
00:08:55.000 This thing is a game of numbers.
00:08:57.000 Yeah.
00:08:58.000 You have mad, mad numbers, man.
00:09:00.000 We gotta throw a lot.
00:09:01.000 But, oh, I did want to address what you asked before.
00:09:03.000 Oh, L.A. Pod is powerful.
00:09:04.000 Powerful, right?
00:09:05.000 One hit, too.
00:09:05.000 But what you said before, when you're talking about the stuff with the Clinton tape, and you said why, you know, is it that people are, they need to find the information?
00:09:13.000 I think there is some of that, right?
00:09:15.000 Because, say, if they made this a story on the news, like, if every day they were playing, it's amazing the power the media has to choose what story we're gonna make The story.
00:09:26.000 And what story will maybe get mentioned here and then fade into obscurity.
00:09:32.000 So the media could make that a story that everyone has to deal with.
00:09:35.000 But I've found there's a lot of denial.
00:09:39.000 Like when I talk to liberals or Hillary supporters, and I'll bring that stuff up.
00:09:43.000 And there's a lot of like, yeah, well, whatever.
00:09:46.000 Exactly.
00:09:47.000 Like, whatever.
00:09:48.000 But the same people who are like, we live in a rape culture and we'll go after, like, Tosh for making a joke in bad taste.
00:09:54.000 And then you're like, well, here's this woman laughing about getting a child rapist off.
00:09:59.000 Forget some abstract contributing to rape culture.
00:10:02.000 Contributing to rape culture.
00:10:04.000 Getting a rapist who would have gone to jail back out onto the streets.
00:10:07.000 And so it's like, to me, a mix of the media doesn't do their job and then people are also kind of in denial.
00:10:13.000 Well, people are intensely tribal.
00:10:15.000 Intensely tribal in their support for brands.
00:10:18.000 You know?
00:10:19.000 Forget about political parties.
00:10:20.000 Political parties, oftentimes, are like the most tribal.
00:10:23.000 I mean, I follow people that all they do is mock liberals online, and then I follow other people where all they do is mock conservatives.
00:10:32.000 And, God, they're so similar.
00:10:34.000 They're so similar.
00:10:36.000 Oh, they're the same fucking people.
00:10:37.000 There's atheism, and then there's these people that are super religious.
00:10:41.000 There's all this God, Christian stuff on the right, and then on the left, it's like atheism is their God.
00:10:47.000 And I don't mean it in their God as like it's an actual religion.
00:10:50.000 I mean, you almost kind of have to be in that group to be on that side.
00:10:55.000 It's this weird thing that's going on, where you've got People that are subscribing to atheism nothing wrong with atheism.
00:11:02.000 It's not what I'm saying I'm just saying guys It's so universal on the left that it seems to me to be a trait that you attribute with this tribe Like almost so you have to accept this trait right and then I think and I guess that's maybe a criticism I have of like Sam Harris and I know you had him on your show recently But I think a lot of those guys who got themselves like in this camp of we're the atheists We're the ones committed to rational thought and religion is terrible And now,
00:11:28.000 they'll look at things like the wars in the Middle East, and it just seems like, to me, it seems like they have a tendency to always try to blame the religiously motivated violence.
00:11:37.000 Because I think they've kind of got themselves on, like, team anti-religion.
00:11:41.000 We're on team atheist.
00:11:42.000 So the Muslims have to be worse than the American military, because they're the religious ones.
00:11:47.000 We're, like, sophisticated and advanced, and everything about the U.S. military is built on, like, science and reason and thought, and these are crazy Muslims who are just maniacs.
00:11:57.000 So we have to blame them, even though, if you look at the numbers of dead, it's pretty staggeringly one-sided.
00:12:04.000 Like, we're murdering them.
00:12:06.000 Not only that, we're also in where they live.
00:12:09.000 So that has to be taken into account.
00:12:10.000 Well, we had to get there.
00:12:11.000 We had to go there.
00:12:12.000 I understand.
00:12:13.000 But let's just look at the actual facts.
00:12:15.000 Let's not cast any judgments.
00:12:16.000 Look at the facts.
00:12:16.000 We are where they live.
00:12:19.000 We don't speak their language.
00:12:20.000 We come in en masse and we kill a fuckload more people than they do.
00:12:24.000 And a good percentage of the people that are in the military are Christian.
00:12:29.000 Yes.
00:12:29.000 Very decent size.
00:12:31.000 A very big percentage, and then a very big percentage of the hardcore supporters, the people who are really hardcore, the evangelical base that voted for George W. Bush, a big part of that support is this goofy religious belief that we need to be pro-Israel because the Jews need to be in Israel,
00:12:49.000 and then Jesus can come back for us, and if some Muslims gotta get slaughtered in the process, well, this is how it's supposed to go, so we gotta protect that.
00:12:58.000 There's a lot of that weird shit on our side as well.
00:13:00.000 A lot of weird old southern money that goes into that.
00:13:02.000 Yeah.
00:13:03.000 There's a great Vice piece on those people.
00:13:05.000 There's a great Vice piece where they...
00:13:07.000 I forget, you know, Vice has so many of those online shows that are awesome.
00:13:11.000 It's hard to know which one it was, but...
00:13:13.000 I think?
00:13:29.000 He was setting up.
00:13:30.000 I got two Budweiser's, one for me, one for Jesus, when he gets here.
00:13:34.000 Weird.
00:13:35.000 Weird.
00:13:35.000 But if you're on the right, like even Gavin McInnes, who I love.
00:13:39.000 I love Gavin.
00:13:40.000 Love Gavin.
00:13:42.000 Gavin's a bright, bright guy.
00:13:44.000 But he's also a Catholic, and he became a Catholic late in life.
00:13:48.000 So I'm like, what are you doing?
00:13:49.000 What is this?
00:13:51.000 It's almost like you have to be a part of something that's religious to get in on the right side.
00:13:57.000 Like, Glenn Beck became a Mormon when he was like 50. Like, hey dude, come on, did you even read it?
00:14:03.000 Did you read any of the history about Joseph Smith being 14 when he made all this shit up?
00:14:08.000 And the magic seer stone that he had to use to read the golden tablets that contained the lost work of Jesus that only he could read with this rock?
00:14:16.000 I'm torn between whether I hate Mormonism for that or I love them for that.
00:14:19.000 I'm like, hey, if we're gonna bullshit, let's just go bullshit like, yeah, Jesus, he lived in Kansas.
00:14:25.000 I don't know.
00:14:25.000 He was friends with my grandpa.
00:14:26.000 Why not?
00:14:27.000 Well, the American Indians were actually from Israel.
00:14:29.000 That was another one of his, that this guy spent a ton of money.
00:14:33.000 You know, we were talking with, when Sam was here the other day, we were talking about how 15 years ago it was like billions of dollars to get your genome mapped.
00:14:40.000 Now it's like a couple thousand bucks.
00:14:42.000 And we were talking about how crazy that is.
00:14:44.000 Like, what an insane leap.
00:14:46.000 Well, a few years back, before it became that cheap, some dude spent a fuckton of money, it was a Mormon, to try to prove that the Mormon scriptures were in fact correct, and the American Indians did come.
00:14:59.000 But we learned from that, actually.
00:15:01.000 It actually wound up being good for science, because this guy spent so much money.
00:15:03.000 We realized, no, they actually came from Siberia.
00:15:06.000 So it reinforces the idea of them crossing the landmass, the Bering Strait, and Interesting.
00:15:11.000 So they are Siberian.
00:15:13.000 It's interesting.
00:15:15.000 The merge or the movement, migration of people from Asia to North America and down into Mexico, and it's really fucking cool when you find out that it's Not that long ago.
00:15:27.000 A few thousand years.
00:15:29.000 At the most, 20. Whatever it was.
00:15:31.000 During the Ice Age.
00:15:32.000 It's not that long ago, man.
00:15:34.000 It's crazy.
00:15:34.000 History is a weird thing like that.
00:15:36.000 Even when we talk about World War II. World War II was that long ago.
00:15:40.000 Your grandfather was there.
00:15:42.000 That's just happened.
00:15:43.000 Just happened, historically.
00:15:45.000 Yeah, Vietnam.
00:15:46.000 And how about Vietnam?
00:15:47.000 There's one that the conspiracy theories can really grab ahold of.
00:15:50.000 The Gulf of Tonkin.
00:15:51.000 Well, yeah, but that's my point from before.
00:15:53.000 It's like, why are we even wasting our time with anything else?
00:15:55.000 Right.
00:15:55.000 Let's grab that one and hold on to that one.
00:15:58.000 That was bullshit.
00:16:00.000 We know that was bullshit.
00:16:01.000 Tens of thousands of Americans died in that war, let alone how many Vietnamese we just slaughtered.
00:16:07.000 It's like mass slaughter that people made billions off of that was bullshit.
00:16:12.000 Bullshit.
00:16:13.000 Bullshit.
00:16:13.000 We don't need any more.
00:16:14.000 False flag attack.
00:16:16.000 Yeah.
00:16:16.000 Look it up, folks.
00:16:17.000 I mean, if you're listening to this going, what?
00:16:20.000 You're sitting on your porch in Georgia with your lemonade and hating black people?
00:16:24.000 Just go online.
00:16:25.000 And it's fun.
00:16:26.000 I get it.
00:16:27.000 Who doesn't want to sit on their porch with lemonade and hate black people?
00:16:30.000 I know I do.
00:16:31.000 Ugh.
00:16:32.000 If you really do read that story, it's horrific.
00:16:35.000 And then you realize, oh, well, deception was the rule of the land at that time.
00:16:40.000 This was when they had the Operation Northwoods thing that had been passed.
00:16:44.000 And if you haven't seen that document, that's crazy.
00:16:48.000 This was signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and then vetoed by Kennedy, where they were going to attack American civilians.
00:16:54.000 They were going to bomb Guantanamo Bay.
00:16:57.000 They were going to arm Cuban friendlies, and they were going to give them weapons to attack Guantanamo Bay.
00:17:01.000 They were going to blow a drone jetliner out of the sky, blame it on Castro, and wind up killing a ton of people.
00:17:09.000 And they were doing it all just to get support of this idea of attacking Cuba.
00:17:15.000 So they were going to pretend that all these people died.
00:17:19.000 Could they take off in a plane back then?
00:17:22.000 I'm not sure where the drone technology was at, but this was the plan.
00:17:25.000 It was a plan that I think Kennedy himself had to not sign off on or whatever.
00:17:31.000 And they took care of him quickly.
00:17:34.000 Allegedly.
00:17:35.000 That's the other conspiracy, right?
00:17:36.000 Right?
00:17:37.000 Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone seems to me to be even a dumber conspiracy than there was a bunch of people involved killing that guy.
00:17:43.000 I couldn't agree with you more on that one.
00:17:45.000 But it's just...
00:17:46.000 The Northwood thing is just a fascinating glimpse into the mindset of the people who are on the inside, who really do view the world as pawns on a chessboard.
00:17:56.000 And if a lie is what it took to get the geopolitical result that they wanted and some Americans had to die or whatever, that's not a big deal.
00:18:05.000 And...
00:18:06.000 I think people should be aware of that.
00:18:07.000 Like anyone, a lot of times, like you were talking about getting in the team mentality, people kind of have this team mentality and they're like, well, they don't, you know, if someone's willing to just slaughter people in a third world country to make their buddies rich, I'd be careful with them around your kids too.
00:18:22.000 You know, like they're probably looking at everybody like they're pawns on a board, not just those guys.
00:18:26.000 Yeah, I think people learn really quickly how to disassociate.
00:18:31.000 They learn how to not think about that, especially when you're using like drone technology and stuff.
00:18:36.000 You're flying a robot and shooting missiles out of a robot and you're watching it all on a screen.
00:18:41.000 How easy is it to distance yourself from that if you're the person, not even who's pushing the button, but who gave the order to give the okay?
00:18:48.000 You know, and when I talked to Mike Baker on here was a former CIA operator.
00:18:51.000 Yeah, I've been on a few Fox News shows with him.
00:18:53.000 You told me all that stuff is done by lawyers.
00:18:55.000 They all decide, like, can we do this?
00:18:57.000 Can we do this?
00:18:58.000 And the lawyers sit down, they hash it out, and they give them the green light or the red light.
00:19:01.000 I'm like, whoa, that is fucking dark.
00:19:04.000 When you're leaving military matters and whether or not you attack with a flying robot to lawyers, arguably the most heartless creatures we've ever created in our capitalist society.
00:19:16.000 And by the way, that's who's running government, right?
00:19:18.000 That's what Hillary Clinton is.
00:19:19.000 That's what Hillary Clinton is, what Obama is, what Michelle Obama is, what Bill Clinton was.
00:19:23.000 I mean, that's what they all are.
00:19:24.000 They're all lawyers.
00:19:24.000 Not to say there's not great lawyers.
00:19:26.000 There's awesome people out there that are lawyers.
00:19:28.000 That's not what I'm saying.
00:19:28.000 But even if you're an awesome person that's a lawyer, you fucking know some psychos.
00:19:33.000 Let me tell you, the awesome person who's a lawyer is the most adamant, like, do not put lawyers in charge.
00:19:37.000 Dear God.
00:19:39.000 That's like, look, I'm a comedian, but if you were like, should comedians be in charge?
00:19:41.000 I would be like, Jesus, no.
00:19:43.000 We won't make it through this podcast.
00:19:45.000 Yeah, they shouldn't be in charge of anything.
00:19:47.000 Even comedy we shouldn't be in charge of.
00:19:49.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:19:50.000 Can't be.
00:19:51.000 Right.
00:19:51.000 Because then you get these alt rooms.
00:19:53.000 They get mad at you if you talk loud.
00:19:56.000 When people are in charge of anything, they fuck it up.
00:19:58.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:59.000 But you're talking about the Drone Wars.
00:20:01.000 There's this guy, this brilliant historian, Tom Woods.
00:20:04.000 I don't know if you've heard of him.
00:20:05.000 I have heard of him.
00:20:05.000 He's got a great podcast.
00:20:06.000 He's incredible.
00:20:07.000 To me, maybe the smartest libertarian voice out there.
00:20:12.000 What's his podcast called?
00:20:13.000 It's called The Tom Woods Show.
00:20:14.000 Oh.
00:20:15.000 Yeah, you would love him, I think.
00:20:17.000 He would be great on your show.
00:20:18.000 I didn't know he had a podcast.
00:20:19.000 Yeah, he's got a podcast.
00:20:20.000 He's just a brilliant historian.
00:20:21.000 He nails all this stuff, but he uses this analogy, and I love it.
00:20:25.000 He just goes, so imagine we used the drone campaign.
00:20:29.000 Imagine we fought crime that way.
00:20:32.000 So imagine someone was like, so we've got two suspected criminals at a wedding in California somewhere.
00:20:43.000 So the plan is we're going to bomb the wedding.
00:20:48.000 I mean, wouldn't everybody just be like, whoa, that's not okay.
00:20:52.000 You can't do that because there's innocent human life there.
00:20:56.000 But literally, that's just how we conduct the war in the Middle East.
00:20:59.000 Yeah, but they don't, it's sort of disingenuous because they don't know it's a wedding.
00:21:04.000 They just see a group of people gathered and then they know the dickhead's in there and they want to blow them up.
00:21:09.000 And then it turns out to be a wedding and we're like, oh, shit.
00:21:12.000 Okay, so still, put that in the analogy.
00:21:15.000 It's fucked up.
00:21:15.000 It's fucked up.
00:21:16.000 Say that's how we fought crime.
00:21:17.000 Here we go.
00:21:17.000 Well, we just follow the metadata on your cell phones, and wherever you happen to be, we're going to blow that place up.
00:21:23.000 Yeah, that's what's important to point out, too, is that they're shooting at phones.
00:21:26.000 They don't even have a visual ID on the person.
00:21:29.000 They find where the phone is.
00:21:32.000 They do the find my iPhone feature.
00:21:34.000 Yeah.
00:21:34.000 With the eye in the sky.
00:21:36.000 And then they launch an aptly named Hellfire missile at it.
00:21:41.000 That's dark, too.
00:21:42.000 They have cool nicknames for their missiles.
00:21:45.000 Hellfire.
00:21:46.000 Oh, dude, they do all this shit.
00:21:47.000 Although, like, you've seen, like, the Operation names.
00:21:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:50.000 It's always, like, Operation Kick-Ass.
00:21:52.000 Desert Storm!
00:21:54.000 Desert Shield!
00:21:55.000 Jesus Christ, just fucking 18 year olds blasting ACDC rolling through some fucking town.
00:22:01.000 It's like, Jesus!
00:22:02.000 Well, have you ever seen those pieces that they've done on those kids that were involved in...
00:22:07.000 Like, operating those tanks that would listen to metal?
00:22:09.000 I mean, that's bizarre, too.
00:22:12.000 You're letting these kids get jacked up on metal, and who knows what else you let them have?
00:22:16.000 They probably let them have amphetamines.
00:22:18.000 They definitely let them have steroids.
00:22:20.000 They give steroids to soldiers.
00:22:22.000 That's common shit.
00:22:23.000 Yeah, and there's a reason they prefer an 18-year-old to a 30-year-old.
00:22:26.000 I mean, there's a reason they prefer, you know, someone who's still in just as good fighting shape, you know, essentially.
00:22:31.000 But when you're 18, you're in a different place, your levels are at a different place, and your willingness to follow orders, I think, is in a different place.
00:22:39.000 Well, we're all essentially like...
00:22:43.000 You know older people being wiser if they've had enough experiences, but we're all gathering experiences gathering experiences and then Calculating trying to figure okay.
00:22:50.000 Why'd that go wrong?
00:22:51.000 What is that?
00:22:52.000 Oh, here's that fucking thing again.
00:22:53.000 Oh, here's this.
00:22:54.000 Oh, I see how it goes You know, that's why as people get older they get less and less tolerant of certain things because they see these things over and over and over again And they recognize these patterns and you get more confident in your assertion of that pattern because you're like I've seen this That's bullshit six times now.
00:23:07.000 I know.
00:23:08.000 And it works that way with politics, too.
00:23:09.000 Like, that's the common expression about radicals in college.
00:23:11.000 You know, show me a young man who's not a liberal, and I'll show you a man without a heart.
00:23:16.000 Show me an old man who's not a conservative, and I'll show you a man without a brain.
00:23:19.000 Right.
00:23:19.000 Because after a while you go, oh, I see.
00:23:23.000 You know, and it's not black and white when it comes to that issue, but when you're dealing with something that, you know, a human being that gathers up this data.
00:23:32.000 When you're 18, What do you got?
00:23:34.000 A couple fucking birthday parties you remember?
00:23:36.000 The first time you got your dick sucked was only six months ago?
00:23:39.000 Like, what do you remember?
00:23:40.000 What do you have to base on?
00:23:42.000 What do you know?
00:23:43.000 Movies?
00:23:43.000 You watch a lot of movies?
00:23:44.000 That's probably what they're basing it on.
00:23:46.000 They think their life's gonna be some fucking Tom Hanks movie.
00:23:49.000 They're gonna come back and cry to their kids when they're younger, when they're older rather, about, you know, I served in the war, served my country, did my country proud.
00:23:56.000 Now, you might go home with no legs.
00:23:58.000 Like, you're in a crazy situation where you're killing people you don't know because someone you don't know told you you're supposed to kill people you don't know.
00:24:06.000 They figure it out.
00:24:06.000 It's just they figure it out when they see that real shit that you're talking about.
00:24:09.000 Because, you know, there is also, that's another thing that's very, very downplayed, but should have been maybe the biggest story in, at least one of the biggest stories in the last ten years, was that Ron Paul, in the 2008 run and in the 2012 run, both runs, he got more money,
00:24:25.000 more donations from active duty military people than all of the other candidates.
00:24:30.000 He got more than all the Republican candidates combined in 2012. And he outraised Barack Obama both times.
00:24:37.000 So it's like there's actually a lot of people in the military who see through this bullshit and were very happy to have like the only...
00:24:45.000 I mean, Ron Paul to me is like the only...
00:24:48.000 Politician on a presidential level in recent memory who has been unapologetically anti-war.
00:24:53.000 And not just like this hasn't worked, like this is a bullshit racket.
00:24:57.000 And we started it.
00:24:59.000 Yeah.
00:25:00.000 Yeah, when you get that many active military on your side, you really have to really think, well, these are the people that are dealing with this issue.
00:25:06.000 It's a part of their life.
00:25:08.000 It affects their families, it affects their friends, their loved ones, all the people they serve with.
00:25:12.000 The whole thing is...
00:25:14.000 It's so hard to believe that they've been able to keep this going for so long.
00:25:17.000 And this war, with no end, this war against terrorism, is one of the most devious things.
00:25:24.000 Because whether or not terrorism exists, it certainly does.
00:25:27.000 Whether or not we have to combat terrorism, we certainly do.
00:25:30.000 Whether or not we have to take measures to ensure the safety of the people, we definitely do.
00:25:34.000 100%.
00:25:34.000 But there's something really suspicious about an unnamed enemy.
00:25:40.000 Or an unseen enemy.
00:25:41.000 Or an enemy that's just terrorism.
00:25:44.000 It's like herpes just floating through all these parts of the world.
00:25:48.000 There's not even a country with a leader anymore.
00:25:51.000 Now it's just terrorism.
00:25:53.000 Well, it works out pretty great if you're a weapons company that's making more money than ever.
00:25:56.000 Or if you wanted to keep this military budget...
00:26:00.000 You know, liberals were all outraged over George W. Bush's military budgets, and Obama greatly expanded those.
00:26:07.000 And so, yeah, if you're making tons of money off it, it works out great to have kind of this vague concept that we're fighting a war against.
00:26:14.000 I do think terrorism, obviously, like you said, exists.
00:26:17.000 I think terrorism, as Pat Buchanan said, is the price of empire.
00:26:21.000 And it kind of always has been.
00:26:23.000 And this is what we're going to be dealing with as long as we want to have an empire in the Middle East.
00:26:27.000 Right, but now it's not like one particular enemy.
00:26:30.000 It's this vague threat of attacks by irrational people, and then you see them scattered throughout the world and other places where they don't have the kind of security that we do.
00:26:39.000 So it reinforces our idea that the TSA is important, and you've got to get through that line, and you've got to be nice to these people.
00:26:46.000 Even though they failed on like 95%.
00:26:48.000 Did you see that test?
00:26:49.000 They failed 95% of the fake knives and bombs.
00:26:52.000 These are all getting in.
00:26:53.000 They're just feeling up old people.
00:26:55.000 Yeah, they felt me up the other day.
00:26:56.000 Did they?
00:26:57.000 Dude, check my dick.
00:26:58.000 Yeah, that happened to me.
00:27:00.000 With the back of his hand, he had to go up to both sides of my dick.
00:27:02.000 Did he give you the nice explanation about how he's going to do it?
00:27:05.000 And then, sir, we're going to feel with the back of our hand.
00:27:07.000 The guy who did it to me, and like I said earlier, I'm no conspiracy theorist, but when they're like, you've been randomly selected for additional screening, inside I'm like, it was that last podcast, huh?
00:27:16.000 I hit something.
00:27:17.000 Is that what you think?
00:27:17.000 No.
00:27:18.000 I was just going to think it was some gay stuff.
00:27:20.000 You know what he said to me?
00:27:21.000 What?
00:27:22.000 Nice package, bro.
00:27:23.000 He goes, no, that would be more uncomfortable.
00:27:26.000 But he said before he did it, I don't know if the guy said it to you, but he goes, if you want, we can bring you to a private room for this.
00:27:32.000 Yeah, they did say that.
00:27:33.000 And I was like, dude, we're going to do this right here, right now.
00:27:35.000 I don't want to do this in a private room.
00:27:37.000 Ew, what's going to happen then?
00:27:39.000 Yeah, you're going to play George Michael music?
00:27:42.000 Yeah, it's, I don't know, I mean, but it's so convenient that they need the kind of security that the NSA was trying to get, or the kind of...
00:27:50.000 Not security, but the kind of invasion of privacy that the NSA was doing with monitoring your metadata and the ability to check all your emails.
00:27:59.000 And the fact that what Snowden exposed was kind of everybody's worst fear about all this stuff.
00:28:04.000 Was that one day we're going to get to a point where they're recording everything and you're always going to be scared to speak your mind.
00:28:10.000 In private, in public, with your friends.
00:28:13.000 Because you think they could always hear.
00:28:14.000 And if there's certain key things that you say that upset them, well, they could just target you.
00:28:20.000 Because people in the NSA were actively targeting their ex's email accounts and reading their ex's emails.
00:28:29.000 Of course it's going to happen.
00:28:31.000 It's human beings.
00:28:33.000 A friend of mine worked at a bank, and he told me how they had a big problem with people checking on celebrities' accounts, checking on other people, other friends of theirs' accounts.
00:28:41.000 It's human nature.
00:28:43.000 Personally, I think the biggest thing that Snowden...
00:28:46.000 He exposed, more so than any particular program, was that he exposed that that guy Clapper said, you know, Clapper was, I think, just six months, a year before Snowden released those files through Glenn Greenwald at The Guardian.
00:28:59.000 He, before a congressional hearing, goes, there is no bulk mass data collection.
00:29:05.000 And that's what's amazing about what Snowden showed you.
00:29:09.000 Just understand that.
00:29:10.000 They will lie through their fucking teeth to you.
00:29:13.000 They're liars.
00:29:14.000 They're not misguided, or they don't know what's happening.
00:29:18.000 They're telling you what they think you need to know so they can get away with their bullshit.
00:29:22.000 And that, to me, is a very important thing for people to realize.
00:29:26.000 Well, that's the real insidious problem with the us-versus-them idea.
00:29:31.000 They're just people, too.
00:29:32.000 So you have people that are...
00:29:35.000 Operating these mass surveillance programs on other people.
00:29:38.000 There's nothing essentially noble about them.
00:29:42.000 They haven't passed any tests.
00:29:43.000 They haven't shown themselves to be some people that are devoid of jealousy and pettiness and clear thought always.
00:29:50.000 And they're just the smartest people we know.
00:29:52.000 So we give them this position because they're like the knights of the watch.
00:29:56.000 Well, right.
00:29:56.000 You just go, oh, the wise overlords are- They will watch us.
00:29:59.000 They will protect us.
00:30:00.000 You know, I was arguing- I was arguing with, what's his name, who you brought up?
00:30:04.000 Baker.
00:30:04.000 I was on a panel with him on a Fox News show.
00:30:07.000 And we were talking about it was the Apple versus the FBI thing, which I guess is still going on.
00:30:13.000 So I was kind of siding with Apple, and he was siding with the FBI. And I remember Baker said to me, he was like, Dave, what are you worried?
00:30:20.000 Are you worried they're going to be checking your emails or checking your phone?
00:30:24.000 You know, like that kind of attitude.
00:30:25.000 I was like, the FBI was spying on civil rights leaders being run by a cross-dressing maniac.
00:30:32.000 Like, yeah, I don't trust these people.
00:30:34.000 I don't trust those people any more than I trust any group of people.
00:30:38.000 Yeah, the fact that they think that that organization has been cleaned up.
00:30:41.000 Like, how much?
00:30:43.000 J. Edgar Hoover and what they did during the...
00:30:46.000 Well, it's coming out now more...
00:30:47.000 It's really interesting, the stories that are coming out now about how the war on drugs was a big part of their plan to try to break down the civil rights movement and break down these anti-war protesters because it's one thing they shared in common.
00:30:59.000 They were all doing drugs.
00:31:00.000 So they said, okay, we'll just have a fucking crazy war on drugs and we'll just go in and get these people.
00:31:05.000 They're going to be smoking pot.
00:31:06.000 We'll just arrest the shit out of them and just break up everything.
00:31:08.000 And they really did.
00:31:09.000 And it was...
00:31:10.000 It's brilliant in terms of strategy if you're going to go after your enemies.
00:31:14.000 It's a great way to do it.
00:31:15.000 But we're still suffering the consequences of Nixon's actions from J. Edgar Hoover's guidance.
00:31:21.000 That's the whole pile that that was operating under.
00:31:25.000 Yeah, and then you get this whole system of mass incarceration and private prisons and this whole nightmare.
00:31:32.000 J. Edgar Hoover was awesome, though.
00:31:33.000 You gotta love a guy who's wearing a dress, cross-dressing, banging dudes, keeping secrets.
00:31:40.000 And it's not like doing that today when it's cool.
00:31:42.000 He was doing this at a time when if it came out, people would be just, I mean, you're ruined.
00:31:47.000 Well, that was how he kept it all under wraps.
00:31:50.000 The reason that guy was so into getting into other people's shit is because he had so much shit to expose.
00:31:56.000 He's like, well, I can't let this get out.
00:31:58.000 I gotta be proactive.
00:31:59.000 I just gotta gather up data on everybody.
00:32:01.000 Fuck Elvis.
00:32:02.000 Fuck, you know, Jimmy Page.
00:32:04.000 He just went after everybody.
00:32:05.000 I also think that there's something inherently, like, if you're in the cross-dressing, banging dude scene, you're gonna meet other people with dirt, too.
00:32:14.000 That's true.
00:32:15.000 So, like, you know, the other guy who you're like, hey, look, we both know we're in that scene together, so you keep your mouth shut.
00:32:19.000 That's true, too, but I was like, that's one of those things where people always say that if you are with a partner, and that partner all of a sudden starts getting, like, crazy, irrationally jealous.
00:32:28.000 It's probably because they're doing something sneaky.
00:32:30.000 And what he was doing was sort of that.
00:32:33.000 J. Edgar Hoover was a fucking maniac.
00:32:36.000 And he was in charge of the FBI. I mean, he was just a bona fide, insane person.
00:32:40.000 But, like you said, it's like, who's to say they're cleaned up?
00:32:44.000 I think we always have this idea that we get comfortable with the fucked up shit in the past.
00:32:49.000 So we're like, oh, this was so fucked up, but now it's not like that or anything.
00:32:52.000 You know, we love to look back at slavery or look back at Jim Crow or look back at something like, oh, what were these people thinking?
00:32:58.000 But if you look at, I mean, mass incarceration for nonviolent crimes or mass slaughter in the Middle East or any of this stuff that these people, believe me, if all the details of what's going on came out in 20 years, we're going to have the same attitude in 20 years and be like, oh, there's some fucked up shit going on in 2016. Yeah.
00:33:16.000 Well, you know what's interesting to me?
00:33:18.000 There's even tribalism in the government.
00:33:20.000 Like the CIA and the FBI don't get along, which is how, what's his name?
00:33:25.000 General, the guy who got busted for cheating on his wife.
00:33:28.000 Petraeus.
00:33:28.000 Petraeus.
00:33:29.000 That's how Petraeus got caught.
00:33:30.000 The FBI was going after the CIA. So not only that, but...
00:33:34.000 That's craziness.
00:33:35.000 So, Dianne Feinstein, who is the head of the Senate Intelligence Committee, okay?
00:33:39.000 So they're tasked with overseeing the CIA. Okay.
00:33:43.000 She came out and said that the CIA is spying on them.
00:33:46.000 Like, I don't know exactly how they figured it out, but she came out and said, so the CIA is spying.
00:33:51.000 But yeah, this doesn't get a big story on the news.
00:33:55.000 So the CIA is spying on the people who oversee the CIA? Yes, supposedly.
00:33:59.000 We have no clue.
00:34:01.000 Rand Paul came out and said something along the lines of he was like, we don't even know who's running this thing when it comes to government.
00:34:07.000 So I think the thing that libertarians...
00:34:09.000 Whoa, Rand Paul said that?
00:34:10.000 Mm-hmm.
00:34:10.000 Yeah, he said this like a year and a half ago when he was still doing well.
00:34:13.000 He actually should know.
00:34:15.000 That's why that's a scary thing.
00:34:18.000 He's probably talking to people.
00:34:19.000 But there's also this weird thing where, look, I don't know exactly how it works, but there's this weird thing where they'll tell you stuff, but then you can't talk about it.
00:34:27.000 To anyone if it's like classified.
00:34:29.000 So there's actually congressmen who don't want the classified information because they want to be able to say whatever they want to be able to say.
00:34:36.000 It's a whole clusterfuck.
00:34:38.000 But I think this is one of the things that libertarians, at least the type of libertarian that I am, like that school, It really tries to emphasize, just don't look at government as if it's a different entity from humanity.
00:34:51.000 We're all people.
00:34:53.000 So it's like you were saying before, the CIA and the FBI, they're not one monolith.
00:34:56.000 It's different power sources, different groups of people, and yeah, of course they all are incentivized the way people are.
00:35:02.000 And they're a corporation like any other business where there's a bunch of people that are backstabbing each other trying to get to the top of the ladder.
00:35:08.000 So they're fucking each other over inside the tribe.
00:35:12.000 There's a lot of that going on.
00:35:13.000 It's a fucking weird world, man.
00:35:16.000 When you hear someone like Rand Paul saying, we don't know who's running this thing.
00:35:20.000 That's the government!
00:35:22.000 The whole government of the United States he's talking about.
00:35:25.000 He's talking about the strings behind the strings.
00:35:28.000 We don't know who's running it.
00:35:29.000 Well, I mean, you see, it's very interesting when you hear Hillary Clinton, it came out in one of her last batch of emails that got released.
00:35:40.000 It was like her and her team were bragging about how she had convinced Obama to go ahead with regime change in Libya.
00:35:47.000 Oh, that's right.
00:35:49.000 And then Gates comes out and writes his book, and he's like, look, I was against it.
00:35:53.000 Hillary was for it.
00:35:54.000 So it's just this fucking, like, you convinced a guy, and now this country is fucked.
00:36:02.000 Well, she, and all, yeah, and, well, also, I'm sure you saw the time where she was being interviewed, and she was laughing about Gaddafi dying.
00:36:10.000 We came, we saw he die.
00:36:12.000 When I said there's video evidence of her being a sociopath, I understand.
00:36:15.000 Gaddafi didn't just die right before that.
00:36:18.000 It's not just that you're talking about a human being who died, okay?
00:36:20.000 Gaddafi died the way that dictators fear.
00:36:24.000 You die.
00:36:25.000 His people got a hold of him and beat him and sodomized him to death.
00:36:30.000 He got like, I mean, it's about as disturbing as it could be.
00:36:33.000 What?
00:36:34.000 Again, back to her laughing about getting the child rapist off.
00:36:37.000 Then, a few days later, she's just cackling it up.
00:36:41.000 There's a video of a guy stabbing him in the asshole.
00:36:44.000 I mean, it's insane.
00:36:45.000 You've seen that, right?
00:36:46.000 He takes that knife and he shoves it in his ass while they're talking to him.
00:36:50.000 And Qaddafi's so fucked up, he doesn't even know what's happening.
00:36:54.000 He's in a state of shock or some shit's going on.
00:36:56.000 Massive shock.
00:36:56.000 There's a knife in his ass.
00:36:58.000 All these people have a hold of him.
00:37:00.000 They're all yelling, Allah, Wakbar.
00:37:02.000 Yeah, that's a bad way to go.
00:37:04.000 It's a crazy way to go.
00:37:06.000 I wonder if that guy with the knife in his ass, I wonder if that'll be like, you know the Iwo Jima statue?
00:37:12.000 Where they plant the flag.
00:37:14.000 They'll make a statue of the one guy with a knife up Qaddafi's ass.
00:37:18.000 That knife is over his fireplace right now.
00:37:21.000 In his neighborhood, that'll be his monument.
00:37:25.000 My uncle, he stabbed Qaddafi in the ass.
00:37:27.000 There's a video on YouTube.
00:37:29.000 Show it, Mama.
00:37:30.000 And she puts it on the big screen and everybody watches it.
00:37:32.000 Yes!
00:37:33.000 Meanwhile, they're closing their ears and bombs are going off in the background.
00:37:37.000 Because Libya's even more fucked up now than it was then.
00:37:39.000 Like, that regime change was terrible for the people who lived there.
00:37:42.000 Oh, it's not even...
00:37:43.000 You know, I think we lose sight of it sometimes when you'd be like, you know, it's like, oh, well, they're always fucked up, so it's a little bit more fucked up.
00:37:49.000 But Libya was, by regional standards, one of the better places to be.
00:37:54.000 In the Middle East.
00:37:55.000 And it is now, I mean, a failed state.
00:37:58.000 It's just run by thugs and terrorist organizations.
00:38:02.000 It's a nightmare.
00:38:03.000 Yeah, it's a breeding ground for ISIS now.
00:38:06.000 Yeah, ISIS is all over the place there now.
00:38:08.000 She's weird.
00:38:09.000 She's weird because she gets all these free passes because she's a woman.
00:38:13.000 It's very strange.
00:38:14.000 Because that's a giant part of why people want to support her.
00:38:18.000 It's almost like, you know, we got one of ours in.
00:38:20.000 You know, we're going to get one of ours in.
00:38:22.000 Like, my wife wants to vote for her because she's a woman.
00:38:25.000 I go, have you ever paid attention to what a cunt she is?
00:38:27.000 Have you really read into...
00:38:29.000 Allegedly, I should say.
00:38:30.000 Mr. Clinton, I'm intoxicated and I'm not responsible for the things I'm saying.
00:38:34.000 I don't mean it.
00:38:35.000 I'm saying all this for humor.
00:38:38.000 I mean, she's not the woman you want.
00:38:41.000 That's not what you're looking for.
00:38:42.000 She's not a scholar.
00:38:43.000 She's not a wise woman who's got some really kind words to say.
00:38:47.000 She's a lifelong career politician.
00:38:49.000 And like you said, if you talk to any Hillary supporter, it is only...
00:38:53.000 Sometimes it's not the first thing they say, but give me three reasons why you want Hillary Clinton in there.
00:38:58.000 One of them has to do with her being a woman.
00:39:00.000 I think it'd be great to see a woman do it for a change.
00:39:03.000 And by the way, that's what she runs on.
00:39:04.000 She runs on women's issues.
00:39:06.000 She plays that card all the time.
00:39:07.000 I mean, she said when Donald Trump called her on that, she was like, if I'm accused of playing the woman's card, deal me in!
00:39:14.000 That's her cadence, by the way.
00:39:16.000 Not as annoying.
00:39:16.000 You need to be a little more annoying.
00:39:18.000 Yeah.
00:39:18.000 No, not the pitch.
00:39:20.000 I don't have the pitch down.
00:39:22.000 She's substitute having no charisma with just volume.
00:39:27.000 If I go louder, maybe that's charismatic.
00:39:30.000 She doesn't just have no charisma.
00:39:32.000 She's oddly transparent in her creepiness.
00:39:37.000 When she's doing these debates and Bernie Sanders is calling her out on taking all that money from the banks and how she does these speeches for a quarter million dollars and he'd like to read the transcripts, she's just sitting there while he's doing that.
00:39:49.000 Just like this weird, like, seething anger.
00:39:52.000 Oh, you know, she's smiling on the outside, but you know deep down she could fucking kill you.
00:39:56.000 And she's going over her preparation, because they prepped her for this, so you know it comes out in this weird sort of robotic Aikido move, where she's trying to push it to the side like it's a fucking thug in a Steven Seagal movie.
00:40:10.000 It's weird, man, because she doesn't really answer it.
00:40:13.000 In a way, it's the only thing that I find a positive about Hillary Clinton is that you can constantly see through her and you can point to that shit in other people and go, but see how she's full of shit.
00:40:24.000 But how about for the woman card thing?
00:40:26.000 The fact that she's been taking tens of millions of dollars from the Saudi government, something like $100 million from Muslim dictatorships.
00:40:34.000 How can you run on the women's issue?
00:40:37.000 It's like being a Jew, running on Jewish issues, and you do business with the Nazis.
00:40:42.000 So she takes this money and does what with it?
00:40:45.000 Well, they take it for the Clinton Foundation, which is like her and Bill and Chelsea's foundation, and they do all these projects, and it's all kind of in the name of charity, in the name of philanthropy, but it's pretty clearly, like, the Saudis aren't giving tens of millions of dollars to the Clinton Foundation because they all of a sudden decided to be really good people.
00:41:04.000 They're doing it because they know that Clintons wield a lot of influence, and this is their way of giving them money.
00:41:10.000 And the Clintons can use that as leverage to justify their association with them, because look at all the good it does.
00:41:16.000 Yeah, they can point to the good stuff, but in the meantime, they can also do all these projects, and lots of different companies can make money off these projects.
00:41:22.000 And then they get in, and we have this creepy business relationship with Saudi Arabia, who is the worst of the worst.
00:41:30.000 Like, all the shit that we...
00:41:31.000 You know, I love when the war machine...
00:41:34.000 Whenever there's a war they want, they get real humanitarian all of a sudden.
00:41:37.000 Like when Obama wanted to go back in...
00:41:40.000 Back into Iraq or when he wanted to go into Syria.
00:41:42.000 It's like, oh, these people are getting gassed.
00:41:44.000 Or, you know, there's a few hundred Yazidis up on the top of a mountain and they could die.
00:41:48.000 But when Saudi Arabia is slaughtering their own people, when Saddam was gassing people and we liked him, that was fine.
00:41:54.000 It's only when you're on the wrong side of whatever business deal we have going on, all of a sudden they're like, but think of the people.
00:42:01.000 All of a sudden John McCain cares about Muslim people.
00:42:04.000 He stops playing poker.
00:42:06.000 He's playing poker on his phone.
00:42:07.000 Wait, hold on.
00:42:08.000 Let me put this down for a moment.
00:42:09.000 Talk about the people.
00:42:10.000 Yeah, it's a little suspicious.
00:42:12.000 Well, it's less suspicious now, I guess, than it was in the 1960s and the 1950s, probably before that was even more fuckery going on.
00:42:22.000 But it seems like it's more and more difficult to pull off the really obvious Operation Northwoods type shit.
00:42:28.000 The transparency that we're enjoying today, even though there's still a lot of questions like what Jeb Bush or what Rand Paul Like, we really have no idea who's running the whole thing at the very top.
00:42:40.000 It seems like that's gonna be exposed to eventually.
00:42:42.000 It's all gonna get chipped away because information just travels way quicker now than it ever did before, and it's just too hard to hide shit, you know?
00:42:49.000 It's like, that force is on their side, too, though.
00:42:52.000 Like, we have that force of, like, information can spread, but they also have the predator drones.
00:42:56.000 Like, there was no way a president...
00:42:59.000 In the 50s or whatever, could have just had the option to say, bomb Yemen, Syria, Libya, and Pakistan, and all these different countries without sending troops there or having bases nearby.
00:43:12.000 So, you know, we have advantages, they have advantages.
00:43:14.000 Yeah, but what I was going to get at is that what's interesting is what we're seeing now from the NSA gathering data on everybody, saying we need it to keep everybody safe, it almost mirrors what J. Edgar Hoover was doing.
00:43:26.000 Because J. Edgar Hoover had all that dirt on him, and so to hide it, he just went after everybody else, keep everybody quiet, keep everybody scared.
00:43:34.000 I mean, you could make that same comparison to this strategy the NSA has employed with.
00:43:40.000 We'll just fucking monitor everything.
00:43:42.000 And then if I say, oh, this Dave guy's been talking a lot of shit.
00:43:47.000 Let's check his emails.
00:43:48.000 Oh, it's going to go bad.
00:43:49.000 Oh, look at all this.
00:43:51.000 I was joking.
00:43:51.000 I just want to say already I was joking.
00:43:53.000 But you know what I'm saying?
00:43:55.000 That's an insidious sort of device that they can use to keep you quiet.
00:43:59.000 Well, how about the fact that in 20 years, if there's some leader who's coming up who's a would-be Yeah.
00:44:19.000 Yeah.
00:44:27.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:44:27.000 And then I don't want you president anyway.
00:44:29.000 If they can't ruin you by checking your emails, then I don't even want you president.
00:44:32.000 That's a great way to put it.
00:44:33.000 If you can't be ruined, I don't want you to be my leader.
00:44:36.000 Who are you?
00:44:36.000 You fucking weirdo.
00:44:37.000 You pious weirdo from birth.
00:44:39.000 Yeah, it's like you've just been clean, like going like, I'll get power someday.
00:44:43.000 As long as I don't fuck up at all.
00:44:44.000 Oh, she looks pretty, but stay hungry.
00:44:46.000 We taught him while he was in his crib.
00:44:49.000 Keep your cards close to your test, Donnie.
00:44:53.000 They say that about George Washington because they try to make him out to be such a great brother.
00:44:57.000 His father was like, did you cut down that cherry tree?
00:44:59.000 And he was like, father, I can't tell a lie.
00:45:00.000 You're like, what type of fucking creep was George Washington?
00:45:03.000 Or maybe he had a really open relationship with his dad.
00:45:06.000 Or just a dad who loved him.
00:45:07.000 His dad was really cool and he knew, hey man, somebody chopped the tree down.
00:45:10.000 You got blisters in your hand.
00:45:11.000 What the fuck's going on, bro?
00:45:12.000 Maybe there's just really compelling evidence.
00:45:14.000 Or maybe that never fucking happened.
00:45:17.000 Or maybe more likely.
00:45:19.000 Yeah.
00:45:20.000 Yeah.
00:45:20.000 I mean, all these stories that you get from the 1600s, like, come on, man.
00:45:25.000 Those were barely people.
00:45:26.000 Those were monkeys with clothes on.
00:45:28.000 They barely knew how to write.
00:45:29.000 And historians like to tell it as if they know for a fact what happened, rather than just being like, hey, here's a nice guess at what maybe happened.
00:45:37.000 They'll be like, he thought about going left, but then he went right.
00:45:41.000 Yeah, I've always wondered if one day they'll be able to create a computer that's so powerful that it will be able to somehow through some unseen technology take account of everything that's in place as it is right now in the world then monitor for a certain amount of time and then go backwards and And try to figure out,
00:46:04.000 well, all these things got into place because of these events and these motions and be able to recreate it digitally.
00:46:10.000 It sounds ridiculous right now, but if we can get to a place where they can literally do an account of everything that's happened, every pebble that's on this earth, And go, you know what?
00:46:22.000 We can extrapolate.
00:46:24.000 We can take all this data, follow it for a short amount of time, and then within a 99% accuracy, go back in time and recreate events.
00:46:34.000 That sounds so stupid and ridiculous, but that might be like almost a method of a virtual time travel, like just super calculation.
00:46:43.000 Just take into account all the things that we do know, all the pieces that are in place right now, everything that's there, all the people that are there, and then figure out how they got there.
00:46:52.000 Account for all factors.
00:46:53.000 Yeah, account for everything.
00:46:55.000 Massive, super calculations, impossible for the human mind to even conceive of.
00:47:01.000 And then, boom, they have a digital recreation of George Washington fucking his sister, lying about the cherry tree.
00:47:07.000 He was full of shit the whole time.
00:47:08.000 Lighting black people on fire.
00:47:10.000 Whoa, George Washington was a piece of shit.
00:47:13.000 Allegedly.
00:47:14.000 I don't mean that, folks.
00:47:15.000 Allegedly.
00:47:16.000 Hillary's an alleged cunt.
00:47:17.000 George Washington, allegedly piece of shit.
00:47:19.000 It'd be incredible.
00:47:20.000 I mean, if they could literally get to a position where they could do a calculation that's so complete that they could feed it into some sort of a...
00:47:28.000 You know, someday created virtual reality machine that will give you, like, a version of that.
00:47:34.000 You can go back and watch the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
00:47:37.000 If humans can manage to not, like, destroy ourselves or we don't have some asteroid reset or something like that, we're gonna do magical shit like that, I'm sure.
00:47:45.000 I mean, we're already doing magic compared to what we could do a hundred years ago, so, I mean, we're gonna...
00:47:50.000 The thing is, you can never predict what it would be.
00:47:53.000 Exactly.
00:47:54.000 You can never stand back in...
00:47:55.000 You can't stand back in the year 1850 and be like, it'll be metal machines running on dinosaur juice.
00:48:02.000 You just wouldn't know.
00:48:04.000 But we'll be doing some magical shit.
00:48:06.000 Well, Sam Harris was talking about it, and it was...
00:48:09.000 Freaking me out.
00:48:10.000 Because he was talking about the power that computers are going to have once artificial intelligence becomes sentient.
00:48:16.000 The power that they're going to have to improve upon themselves.
00:48:19.000 And how quickly that's going to take place.
00:48:21.000 Where thousands of years of progress is going to take place in a week.
00:48:25.000 And you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
00:48:27.000 And then it's just from there, each time they improve, it improves exponentially.
00:48:32.000 Thousands more years, maybe in an hour.
00:48:35.000 Thousands more years in a couple of seconds.
00:48:37.000 It's just going to get to some insane place where you're saying, they're reasonably certain that one day we'll have a machine.
00:48:44.000 It's like an atom machine that you could shoot out into the universe and given an amount of time extracting all the building materials and needs from the sky, it'll make a planet.
00:48:53.000 It'll make a planet and inhabit that planet with intelligent life.
00:48:57.000 And then we can go there.
00:48:58.000 And it'll be like Miami in the sky.
00:49:00.000 We'll go there.
00:49:01.000 I mean, literally, you could create anything.
00:49:04.000 We might already be living in it.
00:49:05.000 This is how we all got here.
00:49:07.000 That's one of Elon Musk's more recent talks.
00:49:10.000 He talked about that.
00:49:11.000 But a lot of people have been saying that for a long time.
00:49:13.000 That it's potentially possible that one day we're going to have an artificial reality that's indecipherable.
00:49:21.000 You can't tell the difference between what is fake and what is real.
00:49:25.000 You will not be able to distinguish it.
00:49:26.000 It will be so good that it will be just like life.
00:49:29.000 So if that's the case, how do you know that you're not already in it?
00:49:32.000 Right.
00:49:33.000 You don't.
00:49:34.000 And it's all mumbo jumbo right now, unless you think that it could have already happened.
00:49:39.000 Then it's not mumbo jumbo.
00:49:41.000 And if Harris is right, the real problem with that, and this is not...
00:49:44.000 Even his ideas, this is all these people that are really at the forefront of all this technology.
00:49:49.000 We're not going to be.
00:49:50.000 But something is going to be a god.
00:49:53.000 I mean, it literally is going to be able to create worlds.
00:49:56.000 It's potentially possible that one day they're going to have something that could create a universe.
00:50:03.000 Yeah, I mean, look, I think there's an argument that that's how we're created.
00:50:08.000 I mean, we're here.
00:50:09.000 Like, we are here.
00:50:10.000 We do exist.
00:50:11.000 And truthfully, in the reductionist, atheist, scientific way of looking at it, there's no good reason for that.
00:50:16.000 But of course there is.
00:50:18.000 See, I don't buy that.
00:50:19.000 Because the universe is filled with magical shit.
00:50:22.000 Like, why wouldn't people be here?
00:50:24.000 Look at supernovas.
00:50:26.000 Look at black holes absorbing galaxies.
00:50:29.000 Look at solar storms.
00:50:31.000 Look at flares.
00:50:32.000 Look at this fucking ball of fire that's in the sky that's a million times bigger than us.
00:50:36.000 Why is it so weird that people exist?
00:50:39.000 The whole thing is fucking madness.
00:50:41.000 Well, I guess, yeah, I agree with you.
00:50:43.000 I'm just saying the whole thing is magical already.
00:50:45.000 Why are humans more magic?
00:50:49.000 We're not any more magic than everything that's already out there.
00:50:52.000 How about the Big Bang?
00:50:53.000 The whole thing is based on magic.
00:50:55.000 Yeah.
00:50:56.000 The whole universe...
00:50:57.000 And the idea of something being created from nothing, it makes no sense.
00:51:00.000 Well, smaller than the head of a pin, and for whatever reason, instantaneously explodes to create all the mass, both seen and unseen, that's in the galaxy, including dark matter.
00:51:10.000 You get to a conversation with this point where we show we almost should just come back to just being religious like let's just follow the fucking book Like Mormonism where it's so dumb that it's kind of comforting that you might be beating everyone Yeah, that all these other people like join in on this dumb shit and y'all agree and you call each other elders and you're only 12 There's something about just belief though like like belief might be beating Skepticism.
00:51:34.000 I mean, I know they do these things where they measure how your brain acts when those people are like speaking in tongues and stuff and you go to some weird place and just convincing yourself to be certain of what this existence is.
00:51:46.000 Might just put you on a whole different level.
00:51:48.000 It's like, oh, it doesn't even matter what you're believing and you're just as long as you're believing, right?
00:51:51.000 Well, it exists in a really practical form in fighting and though you're you're a big MMA fan It exists in a really practical form in fighting because you know when I When I was coaching young people back during the taekwondo competing days I coached a lot of young people and I brought a lot of people to tournaments and stuff like that a lot of students and one of the things that I found was that smarter people had a harder time with competing Like a lot of the really smart people that I talked to,
00:52:19.000 and then I would try to talk to them about it, and what I realized is they're more aware of the variables.
00:52:25.000 They're more aware of what could go wrong, and that would create anxiety, and it was very difficult to get people to just like, okay, you have to stay on the path of what you're trying to do.
00:52:34.000 You can't look off to the side of the road, the fact that this cliff goes a thousand feet down to the bottom of the canyon.
00:52:39.000 You can't look at that.
00:52:39.000 You've got to look on the road, just the road.
00:52:42.000 And for a lot of smart people, they're like, fuck, what if I get hit?
00:52:44.000 What happens if you get hit?
00:52:45.000 Like, oh, well, you're fucked if you get kicked in the face.
00:52:48.000 Yeah.
00:52:48.000 Don't get kicked in the face.
00:52:50.000 Keep your hands up.
00:52:50.000 You got to move.
00:52:51.000 And dumb people were, like, convinced that they were going to be fine.
00:52:56.000 And I was always fascinated by that.
00:52:58.000 I was like, this is weird.
00:52:59.000 Because what's interesting is when the dumb people lost, it was way more difficult for them to rebound.
00:53:05.000 Whereas the smart people lost and they go, all right, well, I saw that coming.
00:53:08.000 Now I have to decide whether or not I still want to compete.
00:53:10.000 Interesting.
00:53:11.000 Is this the risk I still want to take?
00:53:12.000 Now I'm aware of the consequences.
00:53:13.000 I knew it was coming.
00:53:14.000 So what technically went wrong and how am I physically?
00:53:18.000 And you would see people that were intelligent rebound and they would figure out a way to overcome the challenge or try to at least.
00:53:24.000 Whereas a lot of smart people, or a lot of dumb people rather, were devastated by losses.
00:53:28.000 Because it's almost like you took away that simple belief of theirs.
00:53:31.000 Now they have to, you know...
00:53:33.000 This one guy I remember, he was talking about how he was such a good person.
00:53:36.000 I can't believe this.
00:53:37.000 You know, I follow the Lord's word.
00:53:38.000 I'm a good person.
00:53:39.000 Why'd God do this to me?
00:53:40.000 I was like, oh, no.
00:53:42.000 Now he's questioning his very existence.
00:53:44.000 Yeah, that's rough.
00:53:45.000 That's a weird thing to see someone have that...
00:53:48.000 Because there's an amazing confidence that you have to have.
00:53:51.000 Or like a...
00:53:53.000 Yes.
00:54:24.000 Whoa!
00:54:24.000 She's gone from being this, like, untouchable.
00:54:28.000 I mean, not even like she was, like, the best female fighter.
00:54:31.000 It was like, don't even, she's wrecking chicks in a second.
00:54:34.000 And then to seeing her kind of broken.
00:54:36.000 Well, what's interesting is these themes play themselves out over and over again, and the traps are all there, but everybody keeps going for the candy, and they keep getting caught in the traps.
00:54:47.000 The traps of Hollywood are always there for any superstar athlete, especially fighters.
00:54:52.000 And, you know, we've seen it all throughout history with Tommy Morrison gets in the Rocky movie.
00:54:57.000 And all of a sudden, everybody's looking at him like, Tommy Morrison's going to be the White Hope.
00:55:00.000 And then Ray Mercer beats the living fuck out of him.
00:55:03.000 And you just saw, like, fear and overwhelming anxiety attack him because he's in this movie and he's on the red carpet.
00:55:10.000 And everybody's saying, you're going to be the champ one day, huh?
00:55:12.000 Yeah.
00:55:12.000 Oh, fuck!
00:55:13.000 And then it becomes this whole thing.
00:55:15.000 He's hanging with Sylvester Stallone.
00:55:16.000 They're probably doing blow and banging hookers.
00:55:18.000 Allegedly.
00:55:19.000 Allegedly.
00:55:20.000 But you know what I mean?
00:55:20.000 It's like it becomes this Hollywood trap.
00:55:23.000 And Rhonda was a, and still is, a giant superstar, right?
00:55:27.000 She's this undefeated women's fighter.
00:55:29.000 She's crushing all the competition.
00:55:31.000 She looks like a destroyer.
00:55:33.000 And then the fucking traps.
00:55:35.000 All these movies start coming out.
00:55:37.000 All these deals start getting made.
00:55:40.000 Books start getting written.
00:55:41.000 All these television shows and all this stuff and all the traps.
00:55:44.000 And all those traps, they keep your focus.
00:55:47.000 They steal little bits of your focus.
00:55:48.000 You're like, I'm good enough to get by without all that focus.
00:55:51.000 But there's no way.
00:55:52.000 Because there's another person like you out there.
00:55:54.000 There's a lot of people like you out there.
00:55:56.000 And they don't have those traps.
00:55:58.000 And if they don't have those traps, they're going to have more attention that's being perpetuated.
00:56:01.000 Right away they have an advantage.
00:56:02.000 Yes.
00:56:03.000 Because they're full focused on this.
00:56:05.000 And there's also something dangerous to someone like Ronda Rousey.
00:56:08.000 By the way, obviously it's just incredible.
00:56:09.000 I mean, she's the reason why women's MMA is a huge thing.
00:56:14.000 But I think there's something dangerous about being such an amazing grappler, getting a couple knockouts...
00:56:20.000 And all of a sudden feeling this kind of like, you know, she got the knee to McMahon and stopped her with one knee.
00:56:26.000 And then what was the other chick who she hit the overhand who face planted?
00:56:30.000 Alexis Davis.
00:56:31.000 Yeah.
00:56:31.000 And so now it's kind of going in there and even going in there with like a world-class boxer like Holly Holm.
00:56:37.000 She kind of goes in there with like, well, I can knock people out too.
00:56:40.000 And I think that's a dangerous, you know.
00:56:42.000 All of that is a dangerous combination.
00:56:44.000 It's like being a blue belt and you choke out a bunch of white belts and you think you're the shit and then all of a sudden you're rolling with Damian Maia and he wraps you up like a Christmas present and beats the fuck out of you and chokes you unconscious.
00:56:54.000 Easy.
00:56:55.000 You know, I mean, there's levels of everything and to deny those levels because anybody who looked at her fights would see like, okay, you have this Ronda Rousey, this fierce competitor, which is one of the best judo examples of judo we've ever seen in MMA. I I mean,
00:57:11.000 her judo is spectacular.
00:57:13.000 The reason why she was a medalist in the Olympics.
00:57:15.000 I mean, she's a sensational competitor.
00:57:17.000 Her grappling is outstanding.
00:57:18.000 Her armbar technique is amongst the best in the world.
00:57:21.000 But she's knocking out these girls.
00:57:23.000 They're nowhere near world class as far as kickboxing and striking is concerned.
00:57:29.000 Holly Holm is 100% world class.
00:57:32.000 She is an 18-time world boxing champion.
00:57:35.000 I mean, she's a kickboxing champion.
00:57:36.000 She was an MMA competitor for a couple of years before she got into the UFC, where she was having these ridiculous head kick KOs.
00:57:46.000 She's a beast.
00:57:47.000 And for her to think that she's going to treat...
00:57:50.000 This woman, this Holly Holm woman, the same way she was able to bully, like, Betch Koheya.
00:57:55.000 And I say bully, not in a negative way.
00:57:57.000 I mean, just attack her and go after her.
00:57:59.000 Betch Koheya, she's slow and awkward and not that athletic.
00:58:04.000 Holly Holm bounces around that cage like a fucking kangaroo.
00:58:08.000 She does all these back flips and shit.
00:58:10.000 She's spectacularly athletic.
00:58:12.000 And the idea that you're gonna have the same approach that you used on Betch Gohea with someone like Holly Holm, that's just madness.
00:58:18.000 And that's something that happens when people get so absorbed with this idea that they're special.
00:58:22.000 So absorbed with this idea that, you know, when you're on top, you think you are the fucking person.
00:58:27.000 You're the woman, you're the man, you're the shit.
00:58:30.000 No one's gonna fuck with you.
00:58:31.000 I'm just running through this bitch.
00:58:32.000 Yeah.
00:58:33.000 And then you get cracked.
00:58:34.000 And then you realize, oh, this game doesn't give a fuck.
00:58:37.000 This game doesn't give a fuck about your charisma.
00:58:39.000 It doesn't give a fuck about the Vegas odds.
00:58:41.000 It doesn't give a fuck about how much money you made or how many times you've been on Entourage or how many movie deals.
00:58:47.000 It's an amazing thing about MMA. It's why I have so much respect for everybody who competes, but it's like no one...
00:58:54.000 Can escape this game's wrath?
00:58:56.000 No, I mean like John Jones still has a lot of his career to go and he does he has one loss in his record But it's not dominant, you know win But you know you see these guys like you see Anderson Silva and he's just like he's a ninja He's untouchable.
00:59:09.000 He's the greatest fighter ever and then you see him like crying on the ground with a shattered not shattered But whatever when he broke his uh his shin Well, how about when he cried on the ground after he won against Nick Diaz?
00:59:20.000 Yeah He fell to the ground.
00:59:22.000 He was my favorite fighter ever, by the way, Nick Diaz.
00:59:23.000 He's pretty awesome.
00:59:24.000 I mean, the Diaz brothers are just the greatest fighters of all time.
00:59:27.000 They certainly are.
00:59:29.000 But yeah, from going full circle then, when he comes back and wins in the octagon.
00:59:33.000 But I mean, it's an incredible thing.
00:59:35.000 It makes you...
00:59:36.000 Look, I mean, when watching Chuck Liddell, who I just, you know, at a certain point, you were like, that guy's just unbeatable.
00:59:41.000 He's like Superman.
00:59:42.000 And to see him get knocked out and kind of his chin, you know...
00:59:46.000 Slowly start to go.
00:59:47.000 Yeah, it's like this game.
00:59:50.000 This game doesn't give a fuck.
00:59:51.000 Doesn't give a fuck about your opinions.
00:59:53.000 Doesn't give a fuck about what you think.
00:59:54.000 When knuckles hit chins, legs go limp.
00:59:57.000 And that's just how it goes.
00:59:58.000 And we saw that in the Rockhold Bisping fight.
01:00:00.000 You know, Rockhold had this look about him that almost like he was bored.
01:00:05.000 That he was just like, pssh, I'm gonna go.
01:00:06.000 I mean, part of that, I'm sure, is gamesmanship.
01:00:08.000 He's trying to get inside Bisping's head.
01:00:09.000 That he's so much better than him that he doesn't even have to be serious and be concerned.
01:00:14.000 And then...
01:00:15.000 Bisping clips him with his left hook over the shoulder where he's barely seeing it.
01:00:19.000 You called it.
01:00:21.000 It was a great example.
01:00:22.000 You said like a few beats before that we were like, Ruckel's keeping his chin right up in the air and he's kind of like a little lackadaisical.
01:00:28.000 I remember you in the...
01:00:30.000 In the Hennenborough-Dillashaw fight, the first one was like a huge upset.
01:00:35.000 No one saw that coming.
01:00:36.000 And I remember you saying, as it was, you're like, man, Dillashaw's really light on his feet.
01:00:41.000 Dillashaw's really relaxed.
01:00:42.000 Like, sometimes you could just see a little thing in the way they're moving.
01:00:46.000 They're like, hmm, that's kind of interesting.
01:00:48.000 Yeah, I was telling you before we started recording my...
01:00:52.000 Hilarious comedian, one of my best friends, Louis J. Gomez.
01:00:54.000 He does a radio show with Michael Bisbing.
01:00:56.000 And you've had Big J on the show before.
01:00:59.000 The three of us do a podcast called Legion of Skanks.
01:01:02.000 You've got to have Louis on.
01:01:03.000 You'll fucking love him.
01:01:04.000 I would love to.
01:01:04.000 I love Jay.
01:01:06.000 Yeah, Jay's got a special coming out, which is going to be just incredible.
01:01:10.000 What's it on?
01:01:10.000 Comedy Central Hour.
01:01:11.000 Oh, cool.
01:01:12.000 Coming out on, I believe...
01:01:14.000 I want to say June 17th.
01:01:15.000 Yeah, nice.
01:01:16.000 It's like one of those days.
01:01:17.000 It's called Live at Webster Hall.
01:01:20.000 It's going to be a fucking incredible special.
01:01:22.000 Look for that.
01:01:22.000 Beautiful.
01:01:23.000 Jay's like one of the funniest comedians on the planet.
01:01:25.000 Very funny too.
01:01:25.000 And Louis J. Gomez is just one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life.
01:01:30.000 He's a great comedian.
01:01:30.000 He's like bigger than a stand-up comedian.
01:01:32.000 He's like the Bert Kreischer of the East Coast.
01:01:34.000 He's just a hilarious person.
01:01:38.000 So he's doing a show with Michael Bisbing.
01:01:40.000 They do a show called The Countdown on Sirius Radio.
01:01:42.000 And he started doing the show.
01:01:43.000 I mean, this is before Bisping has the Anderson Silva fight.
01:01:46.000 And it did almost seem kind of like Bisping was a great fighter, a big name, but seemed like he was kind of, you know, going toward the end of his career.
01:01:53.000 Like he had a couple injuries, had the eye thing.
01:01:55.000 And you're kind of like, oh, he was a contender.
01:01:57.000 Well, explain.
01:01:58.000 The eye thing, because the eye thing's pretty bad.
01:02:00.000 You probably know better than me.
01:02:01.000 He has a detached retina and he has oil in his eye.
01:02:04.000 They had to inject oil into where his eye sits so that his retina won't tear again.
01:02:10.000 So he has one eye that looks almost like cross-eyed and it's kind of black, like he's on ecstasy, like one pupil's dilated.
01:02:18.000 It's very weird.
01:02:20.000 And he doesn't give a fuck.
01:02:23.000 He's got that one eye fucked up and he doesn't give a shit.
01:02:25.000 He's still going in there and slinging.
01:02:28.000 That guy's born for this.
01:02:30.000 This motherfucker went out and fought Anderson Silva in one of the gutsiest performances I've ever seen.
01:02:37.000 The first two rounds that he beat Anderson were just incredible.
01:02:40.000 And then the fact that he got almost put out in the third round and came back and won the fourth round.
01:02:46.000 And it was a fucked up thing because he was trying to say that his mouthpiece was out.
01:02:50.000 And he tried to circle to...
01:02:52.000 I don't know who the referee was.
01:02:53.000 I think it was Herb.
01:02:53.000 Yeah.
01:02:54.000 But Herb's like, look, it doesn't matter.
01:02:57.000 I'm not stopping.
01:02:58.000 You can't call when to stop the action.
01:03:00.000 Because you could say that the mouthpiece is out.
01:03:02.000 Or you could just spit your mouthpiece out whenever someone's landing a big shot and then go, time, time out.
01:03:07.000 And people do do that.
01:03:08.000 But, you know, Herb was like, look, you can't say to me that your mouthpiece is out.
01:03:12.000 I know your mouthpiece is out, but you got to keep fighting.
01:03:14.000 And then boom!
01:03:15.000 Anderson lands a flying knee on the jaw.
01:03:18.000 And then Anderson walks away with his hands up.
01:03:19.000 Oh, it's so crazy.
01:03:20.000 Like as if he won.
01:03:21.000 So crazy.
01:03:22.000 But Herb didn't call the fight yet.
01:03:23.000 So then the bell rings.
01:03:24.000 So then Bisping has to get up and recover in a minute from getting KO'd.
01:03:29.000 It was madness.
01:03:30.000 He got a little bit of extra time because Anderson Silva celebrated.
01:03:34.000 So I think he got like an extra 30 seconds or so.
01:03:37.000 And by the way, that's got to fuck Anderson up too.
01:03:40.000 Because Anderson's now got this adrenaline dump.
01:03:42.000 And then you saw in his face, he's like, what?
01:03:44.000 No, we're back to fighting.
01:03:46.000 But Biz Bingman, that fourth round, he just bit down on his mouthpiece and walked him down.
01:03:51.000 I mean, it was incredible.
01:03:53.000 And then after that, being the greatest ever to come...
01:03:56.000 And you get on an injury, you get a title shot, what, 10 days notice?
01:04:01.000 Yeah, he fights the greatest ever.
01:04:02.000 I mean, arguably, Anderson's on the downslide, but definitely.
01:04:06.000 Let's not say arguably.
01:04:07.000 I mean, losing twice to Weidman, he just didn't look the same when he fought Nick Diaz, suspended for steroids, comes back, and, you know...
01:04:16.000 But he's still Anderson Silva.
01:04:18.000 So that victory.
01:04:19.000 He gets that victory over the greatest of all time.
01:04:20.000 And then first round knockout over Luke Rockhold.
01:04:22.000 You know what's fucked up?
01:04:23.000 I was literally considering saying that Luke Rockhold looks overconfident.
01:04:27.000 And when you're overconfident, you can get knocked out.
01:04:29.000 And I'm like, I don't want to be a dick.
01:04:31.000 And then boom, he gets knocked out.
01:04:33.000 I was like...
01:04:34.000 But you did make the comment about him not having his head right there on the center line or something.
01:04:39.000 He was super relaxed.
01:04:39.000 He was super relaxed with his chin straight up.
01:04:41.000 He was pulling out of things with his chin straight up.
01:04:43.000 It was almost like there was no danger.
01:04:45.000 Yeah.
01:04:45.000 And that was one of the things that he was saying, that he was in no danger.
01:04:49.000 And it was also one of the same things that Uriah Faber was saying.
01:04:53.000 The difference between me and Cruz is, I can hurt him, I can take him out.
01:04:56.000 And then when you see Uriah got caught, I think it was the second round, he got dropped, and you realize he's in deep trouble.
01:05:02.000 You realize, holy shit, I can He can get knocked out, too.
01:05:05.000 And all those guys, you know, it's funny when you get it, like Michael Bisping was a guy who the knock on him, I guess, was that he didn't have knockout power or whatever.
01:05:13.000 But you're talking about, like, a 200, I mean, fighting at 205, a guy who cuts down probably, I'm sorry, 185. So probably someone who weighs close to 200 pounds.
01:05:23.000 It's a 200-pound guy who specializes in striking.
01:05:26.000 I mean, he can fucking knock you out.
01:05:28.000 Of course he can.
01:05:28.000 And he proved it.
01:05:30.000 Well, he doesn't fight like a...
01:05:34.000 Yeah.
01:05:48.000 That left hook was really sneaky.
01:05:50.000 He had missed it before.
01:05:51.000 He was like stepping in and throwing the left hook over the shoulder and kind of like stepping into the punch.
01:05:57.000 And boy, when he caught Luke, he caught him at the end of the chin, which really like fucking spins your head, all the torque.
01:06:03.000 It was perfectly placed.
01:06:05.000 And then he caught him with another brilliant one right afterwards.
01:06:07.000 He followed up.
01:06:08.000 Yeah, man.
01:06:09.000 Dude.
01:06:09.000 And you know, he's had like all sorts of fucking crazy injuries.
01:06:12.000 Back injuries, neck injuries, his fucking arms...
01:06:15.000 Yeah.
01:06:16.000 He's just tough, man.
01:06:17.000 He just keeps going.
01:06:18.000 He just keeps going.
01:06:20.000 No question about that.
01:06:21.000 That dude's as tough as they come, man.
01:06:23.000 I don't know if you ever fixed it.
01:06:24.000 Just because he's one of those guys who's been around forever and always kind of been knocking at the door.
01:06:28.000 So it's nice to see him get his moment.
01:06:31.000 Well, it's crazy to see.
01:06:32.000 Well, you see, there's knockout power, right?
01:06:34.000 And then there's Dan Henderson kind of knockout power.
01:06:37.000 That is just like, Jesus fucking Christ.
01:06:39.000 Dan Henderson.
01:06:40.000 Dan Henderson feels like this table.
01:06:42.000 When you put your arm on him, he's not flexing.
01:06:45.000 He's like Ryan Parsons, who's a buddy of mine, who was his manager for a long time, said that he would do massage on him and he would be exhausted.
01:06:53.000 He's like, he's wood.
01:06:54.000 The guy's made out of wood.
01:06:55.000 So when you look at him, you look at him, you go, well, it looks like a strong, athletic guy.
01:07:00.000 But if you felt him, you realize where all this power comes from.
01:07:04.000 He's built different.
01:07:05.000 There's something going on with him.
01:07:07.000 And he does.
01:07:07.000 When you were saying people who don't put everything into one punch, I mean, he puts Everything.
01:07:12.000 I mean, it's like coming at you.
01:07:14.000 And it's so weird the way he moves too.
01:07:16.000 He moves in a weird way because he's very stiff.
01:07:18.000 He's not fluid like Jon Jones or like Anderson is very fluid in his movements.
01:07:23.000 Dan is like very stiff, but when he uncorks those bombs on you, they just detonate.
01:07:29.000 And you're just like, what the fuck hit me?
01:07:32.000 Like, Hector Lombard's never been knocked out.
01:07:33.000 To see Hector Lombard get knocked out by, well, he got head kicked, he's probably stunned by that head kick, and then he got blasted with that back elbow.
01:07:41.000 And he was out cold.
01:07:42.000 He was out cold when he hit the ground.
01:07:44.000 And then Henderson blasts him again.
01:07:46.000 But, like, whoa!
01:07:48.000 I saw it, I was like, who the fuck hits like this guy?
01:07:51.000 It's like, it's almost like you want him to hit you, just so you can feel it.
01:07:54.000 How much harder is that than normal?
01:07:57.000 Like, What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:58.000 I want to start by standing next to a guy who he hits.
01:08:01.000 Hit him real close to me.
01:08:02.000 I want to feel it.
01:08:03.000 His KO of Bisping at UFC 100 was one of the most brutal one-punch shots in the history of combat sports.
01:08:09.000 It was just BOOM! Bisping's dead stiff and then Henderson's airborne long before the referee can get to him and just slams him in the face on the way down and then from there out One of his logos was the silhouette of him flying through the air,
01:08:26.000 knocking out Bisping.
01:08:27.000 So imagine being Bisping.
01:08:29.000 Not only do you have to deal with the fact this guy fucking knocked you out in spectacular fashion, but his logo is him flying through the air, hitting you after you're already unconscious.
01:08:41.000 I would just say, hang on, in a few years you'll be champ.
01:08:45.000 And you'll have a show with Luis J Gomez, and everything will be good.
01:08:48.000 What year was UFC 200?
01:08:50.000 It's a while, man.
01:08:51.000 That was Brock Lesnar.
01:08:52.000 Or 100, you're saying?
01:08:53.000 Yeah, 100 was like...
01:08:55.000 Was it 2012?
01:08:58.000 No.
01:08:58.000 Earlier than that, probably.
01:09:00.000 What year was that, Jamie?
01:09:02.000 I just pulled some up.
01:09:03.000 It wasn't...
01:09:03.000 UFC 114 popped up.
01:09:05.000 It definitely wasn't that, right?
01:09:06.000 It was UFC 100. Let me see.
01:09:10.000 It was the biggest pay-per-view of all time.
01:09:12.000 It was Brock Lesnar's rematch with Frank Mir.
01:09:14.000 And GSP fought a Tiago Alves.
01:09:17.000 July 11th, 2009. 2009!
01:09:19.000 Wow!
01:09:19.000 It was that long ago.
01:09:21.000 Whoa!
01:09:22.000 That's nuts.
01:09:24.000 Yeah, that is fucking weird.
01:09:25.000 It's been a long, fucking longer than I would have thought.
01:09:28.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:09:28.000 I guess it is like 100 UFCs later.
01:09:30.000 Yeah.
01:09:31.000 Wow.
01:09:31.000 So seven years later, he wins the title.
01:09:34.000 Crazy.
01:09:35.000 Yeah, look, there's gonna be some ups and downs.
01:09:38.000 The same card?
01:09:39.000 On the same card.
01:09:40.000 Look, there's gonna be some ups and downs, your retina's gonna get all types of fucked up.
01:09:44.000 But you will be champion one day.
01:09:45.000 And no one takes that away from him, ever.
01:09:48.000 Could you imagine if him and Henderson had a rematch?
01:09:50.000 For the title?
01:09:53.000 Good lord.
01:09:54.000 Can that be made?
01:09:55.000 I wonder if that could be made ethically.
01:09:57.000 Because if you look at all the other contenders, all the people waiting in line, Chris Weidman, Mick Rockhold, Jacare, Vitor.
01:10:04.000 Yeah, there's just too many.
01:10:05.000 Yeah, there's too many.
01:10:06.000 But, ooh, boy.
01:10:08.000 It's hard.
01:10:09.000 It's a hard sell.
01:10:10.000 Because Vitor just knocked out Henderson in the first round.
01:10:13.000 You know, it's, yeah, it's just, man, Vitor knocked out Bisping in Brazil.
01:10:19.000 And he knocked out Rockhold.
01:10:21.000 But he just got destroyed.
01:10:24.000 But he just got smashed by Jacare.
01:10:25.000 Everything, the middleweight division is just completely up in the air now.
01:10:28.000 It's all turned upside down.
01:10:29.000 It's so weird in MMA, it happened, like, you're kind of like, oh, okay, I think I know where everything stands.
01:10:34.000 And then one thing changes and you're like, well, I don't know anything, I guess.
01:10:37.000 You never know anything because you're only looking at the guys that are in the UFC right now.
01:10:42.000 And there's a whole fucking series of murderers that are out there that are just getting ready to enter.
01:10:46.000 And there's young kids that are like 20 that are just coming into their own.
01:10:50.000 And in four years, they might be the best fighter in the world.
01:10:53.000 There's so many of those.
01:10:54.000 There's like the Cody Garbrandts that are emerging.
01:10:57.000 You know, they emerge then with one fight against Almeida.
01:11:00.000 You go, oh, Jesus, this kid is amazing.
01:11:02.000 Fucking killer in the 135 pound division and one of the top contenders now instantly yeah with one standout performance You know and there's just gonna be more divisions like you were kind of talking about that when we were at the store the other night like you want to see more divisions Yeah, and I mean there'll be more divisions more fighters.
01:11:16.000 I think right I hope so I hope so, but there hasn't been enough progress in that.
01:11:20.000 I really think that there should be a weight class every 10 pounds.
01:11:23.000 I really do.
01:11:24.000 I think there's a lot of opportunities for not just more champions, which I think is better for the sport, but guys to be able to fight in their actual weight class and be competitive.
01:11:34.000 There's some gaps like 85 to 205. Man, that's a big gap.
01:11:38.000 That is a giant gap, a 20-pound gap.
01:11:41.000 And most guys, they're probably going to be in the middle.
01:11:44.000 So if you had an 85, a 95, and a 205, that's where it should be.
01:11:50.000 I think that's how boxing does.
01:11:52.000 And also, I think it gives you much more opportunity for guys to fight champion versus champion and to move up or move down fairly easily.
01:12:03.000 I think an 85 could move down to 75 way easier than an 85 could go up to 20. Sure.
01:12:09.000 And they could go back and forth and you could have some like really awesome title unification bouts or, you know, champion versus champion bouts.
01:12:16.000 Right.
01:12:16.000 Yeah, no, I agree with that.
01:12:18.000 I like, I mean, I like seeing the people, I like seeing the weight class.
01:12:20.000 I love Connor moving up to fight Nate.
01:12:22.000 I mean, although I guess you don't need more weight classes.
01:12:24.000 You went up to 170. Yeah, that wasn't even a move up.
01:12:27.000 That was just like, let's not cut.
01:12:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:29.000 Well, it was a move up for him, though.
01:12:31.000 And tell me, am I crazy about this, but why...
01:12:33.000 I've wondered this a lot, and I've never really gotten a good answer on it, but why do we have the weight cuts?
01:12:38.000 Like, why don't we just weigh in an hour before the event?
01:12:41.000 You want to dehydrate yourself before that?
01:12:43.000 Fine.
01:12:43.000 Because it's dangerous.
01:12:44.000 Guys are still going to cut weight.
01:12:46.000 That's how guys die.
01:12:47.000 Guys die from being dehydrated and getting hit in the head.
01:12:50.000 I mean, you can definitely die from just getting hit in the head.
01:12:53.000 But isn't it, wouldn't it, and maybe this is just stupid, but wouldn't it regulate itself?
01:12:57.000 Because it's like, if the weigh-in's an hour before the fights, and you're gonna dehydrate yourself, you're gonna get fucked up in the fight.
01:13:04.000 Like, you're not gonna have time to replenish yourself.
01:13:06.000 But why do this whole thing where we're weighing in 24 hours before, guys are dehydrating themselves, then refuel it?
01:13:12.000 Why not just fight the way Conor Nate fought and be hydrated?
01:13:15.000 It's a very good point.
01:13:17.000 Another point could be to outlaw weight cutting entirely.
01:13:20.000 And to check people all throughout camp and to make matchups based on size.
01:13:25.000 Look at two guys.
01:13:27.000 You say, what do you walk around at?
01:13:28.000 What do you walk around at?
01:13:30.000 You guys will be fighting at that weight or whatever the weight is when you're in best shape.
01:13:35.000 If you get down to 175 when you're in your best shape.
01:13:38.000 Tell us what that number is.
01:13:40.000 Tell us what that number is.
01:13:41.000 We'll match you up accordingly.
01:13:42.000 And we're going to test people's hydration levels all throughout camp.
01:13:46.000 We're going to show up just like USADA does and test you for drugs.
01:13:49.000 We're going to make you get on a scale.
01:13:50.000 I'm going to test your hydration levels.
01:13:52.000 And when you're at a reasonably hydrated level where it's healthy, that's your weight.
01:13:56.000 That's what you weigh now.
01:13:57.000 So if you want to lose weight, you better lose weight by, you better do some extra running and you better drop some body fat, but you're not going to be dehydrated.
01:14:04.000 Yeah.
01:14:04.000 Yeah, I mean, seeing as how we can figure all that stuff out, it just seems like there'd be an easier answer.
01:14:08.000 Now, of course, obviously, there's the commissions in the way which I don't believe in any government regulation, so I don't think they should be there.
01:14:14.000 Well, the California Commission's done a fantastic job.
01:14:16.000 California Commission's, no joke.
01:14:18.000 This guy, Andy Foster, who runs it, I think he runs a great organization, and what he did was the opposite approach.
01:14:25.000 He let them weigh in from 10 a.m.
01:14:27.000 to 2 p.m.
01:14:28.000 He gave them an open window.
01:14:29.000 He said, look, we're going to be open.
01:14:31.000 Just come down and wait.
01:14:32.000 This is what he didn't want.
01:14:33.000 He doesn't want guys dehydrated, standing around, weakening themselves for that one moment where they have to stand on a scale in front of a camera.
01:14:41.000 He's like, this is all an artificially orchestrated event.
01:14:44.000 He's like, how about this?
01:14:45.000 We'll have them.
01:14:46.000 They'll come in.
01:14:47.000 We'll have...
01:14:48.000 Athletic Commission officers ready on standby all morning for these guys to weigh in.
01:14:52.000 They come in, they weigh in, then once we record it, make sure they're cool, they can rehydrate.
01:14:57.000 And they have many, many more hours to rehydrate.
01:14:59.000 So guys were rehydrating six hours earlier.
01:15:02.000 Most guys showed up at 10 a.m.
01:15:04.000 They made weight, and then they had way more time.
01:15:06.000 So when you saw people stand on the scale, I was saying official weight when I was announcing it.
01:15:11.000 They had weighed in at 10 o'clock in the morning.
01:15:13.000 So it was already 4 in the afternoon.
01:15:15.000 These guys were hydrated and thick.
01:15:17.000 No one looked sick.
01:15:18.000 So at least visually, no one looked like Conor McGregor looked when he fought Chad Mendes.
01:15:23.000 When they weighed in, he looked like a dead man.
01:15:26.000 He looked like a dead man.
01:15:27.000 Cheeks were all sucked in.
01:15:28.000 It looks horrible.
01:15:29.000 I mean, look, he did good in the fight.
01:15:31.000 Yeah.
01:15:31.000 But he really did.
01:15:32.000 He cuts a lot to get to 145. He's a big boy.
01:15:35.000 Yeah, he's a big boy.
01:15:37.000 He's way bigger than, like, Jose Aldo.
01:15:39.000 And Jose Aldo was cutting a lot at one point in his career.
01:15:41.000 By the way, I've never, and I'm a hardcore fan, I've never enjoyed a fight more than I enjoyed Nate Diaz.
01:15:46.000 Conor McGregor.
01:15:47.000 I've never lost my mind so much at the end of the fight.
01:15:50.000 I mean, I'm a huge Diaz fan.
01:15:51.000 Yeah.
01:15:52.000 And that was just incredible.
01:15:53.000 I mean, on ten days notice.
01:15:54.000 Yep.
01:15:55.000 Well, that whole two-fight event, the two fights, the final fights, the Holly home Misha Tate was one of the most exciting endings to any fight ever.
01:16:04.000 When Misha took Holly down in the fifth round, a fight she was losing, took her back and choked her.
01:16:09.000 That's insane.
01:16:10.000 Yeah, I read an article today where someone was saying that Misha had lost virtually every second.
01:16:15.000 It was from a guy I respect, a writer.
01:16:17.000 No, she won the second round.
01:16:18.000 I was like, what are you talking about?
01:16:18.000 The second round, she took her down and pounded her.
01:16:21.000 Didn't they give her a 10-8?
01:16:22.000 Yes.
01:16:23.000 And they should.
01:16:24.000 She dominated.
01:16:25.000 So I read this article, this ESPN writer wrote it, and I was like, wait a minute, man.
01:16:28.000 Come on, you can't say that.
01:16:29.000 Why are you saying that?
01:16:31.000 That's silly hyperbole.
01:16:32.000 It doesn't even make any sense.
01:16:34.000 And Misha was threatening.
01:16:37.000 In the third and fourth after that, Holly was on her bike.
01:16:40.000 She was like, fuck this!
01:16:41.000 She was fighting perfect and super cautious with no chances and barely winning those rounds.
01:16:47.000 You know, just winning them but barely winning.
01:16:48.000 Nothing big happened and definitely no threat.
01:16:51.000 So that victory, when Misha Tate choked out Holly and Holly's punching in the air, how fucking dramatic is that?
01:16:58.000 Going out cold, punching in the air while she's going out, and then Nate beating up Connor in that second round after he gets fucked up in the first round, beating him up in the second round, and then choking him.
01:17:09.000 Insane.
01:17:10.000 Probably two of the most exciting finishes to any fight ever.
01:17:13.000 And the Connor thing was just insane because he was on a tear that was like, you know, one of the biggest tears in MMA history.
01:17:20.000 And to watch it go down like that, especially like you said, like he was winning the fight and then Nate turns it around.
01:17:26.000 Yeah.
01:17:26.000 And it was almost like on a drop of a dime, like Nate came to life in that second round and starts talking shit.
01:17:32.000 Yeah.
01:17:33.000 And starts really finding a home for the jab.
01:17:34.000 Yeah.
01:17:35.000 And then he hit him with that big one-two.
01:17:36.000 And it was like, oop.
01:17:37.000 Nate has a snake-like one too, too.
01:17:40.000 He like whap whap and then he like slithers around.
01:17:44.000 You can't find him with a counter.
01:17:45.000 He's really good.
01:17:46.000 And there's no one worse than Nate or Nick Diaz to get hurt by in a fight because once they hurt you they just like they push a pace and then when you get hurt they like pick it up and pick it up and then all of a sudden I mean before you know it Connor's hit like 25 fucking times on the feet and he's shooting for a takedown.
01:18:03.000 Those guys are always doing triathlons.
01:18:05.000 So even though Nate is taking that fight at 11 days notice and he wasn't in shape, he's still in way better shape than most people.
01:18:13.000 So him going five rounds is not unfeasible.
01:18:16.000 It's not outside of the realm of imagination.
01:18:18.000 He's in shape.
01:18:19.000 He's just not in the kind of shape that he's going to be when they have a rematch.
01:18:23.000 And that becomes a real fucking problem.
01:18:26.000 Dude, I think he's gonna beat him up again.
01:18:27.000 Well, what Nate said, he goes, if I had a camp, he wouldn't have fucking touched me.
01:18:31.000 He goes, my plan was to go out slow in the first round, and he came out fast in the first round.
01:18:35.000 So I got tagged a couple times, but that's so cool, that's cool, stick to the plan, stick to the plan.
01:18:40.000 And then the second round, he starts loosening up and opening up, and Conor was just dead.
01:18:44.000 Yeah, well, I heard...
01:18:44.000 I mean, people were talking to Nate about...
01:18:46.000 Because, you know, going into that fight, like, Conor's power was what a lot of people were talking about.
01:18:49.000 Like, you know, he put one punch on Jose Aldo's chin and he's out.
01:18:52.000 Right.
01:18:52.000 You know, he's talking.
01:18:53.000 He's like, they can't handle my power.
01:18:54.000 I don't do force as well.
01:18:55.000 But...
01:18:56.000 And Nate was saying in one of the post-fight interviews where he was like, look, I'm...
01:19:00.000 Sparring with Andre Ward and Joe Schilling and like heavyweight boxers.
01:19:03.000 I'm doing rounds with heavyweight boxers.
01:19:05.000 There's nothing you're going to hit him with that he hasn't seen or kind of dealt with.
01:19:11.000 I mean, you're not talking like Andre Ward and Joe Schilling like decent strikers.
01:19:15.000 You're saying literally the best in boxing and the best in kickboxing.
01:19:19.000 Well, Joe Schilling cuts weight to kickbox at 185 pounds and knocks dudes dead.
01:19:25.000 Yeah.
01:19:26.000 Dead with one punch.
01:19:27.000 So that guy is sparring with Nate on a regular basis.
01:19:31.000 Andre Ward, who is one of the best fucking boxers on the planet Earth, one of the slickest, said that Nate gives as good as he gets when they spar.
01:19:40.000 Yeah.
01:19:40.000 Yeah.
01:19:41.000 That's crazy.
01:19:42.000 And I think Joe Schilling said he's never hurt either one of them in a sparring session.
01:19:47.000 I think he said that on Fighter and the Kid.
01:19:49.000 Yeah, I believe it, man.
01:19:50.000 Tough fucking dudes, man.
01:19:52.000 Tough fucking dudes.
01:19:53.000 But what's fascinating to me is that he wanted to jump right back in there and do it again.
01:19:59.000 And that Nate wanted to, or that Connor wanted to just run it back.
01:20:02.000 And I was like, wow, that's interesting.
01:20:04.000 It seems weird that he gets to do that.
01:20:06.000 Not so much that he wants to, but it just seems weird that they were like, even when Dana White was talking about it, and he was like, look, man, we tried to convince him to go down to 145, and he was like, Nate's the only, I was like, wait, he's the matchmaker now?
01:20:17.000 He just gets to go.
01:20:17.000 But wouldn't you let him, if you want to make a ton of money, right?
01:20:20.000 Look, man, I believe in the market.
01:20:22.000 Yeah.
01:20:22.000 And that guy's what people want to see.
01:20:24.000 He can do whatever he wants to do.
01:20:26.000 And Nate's going to get a big payday off it.
01:20:28.000 But it's not just that.
01:20:29.000 The Emperor's been stripped down, okay?
01:20:31.000 So now he's exposed.
01:20:33.000 So now someone's beaten him.
01:20:34.000 So here's the thing.
01:20:36.000 What do you do now?
01:20:37.000 You want to make money?
01:20:38.000 Okay, because if you want to make money, you make the biggest fight you can right now while he's been exposed.
01:20:43.000 And the biggest fight for sure is, and when I say exposed, I don't mean he's not talented.
01:20:47.000 I mean exposed meaning he's a human and he can lose.
01:20:50.000 And that happens with every fighter.
01:20:52.000 They lose.
01:20:52.000 And once they lose, people go, oh, you can be beat.
01:20:56.000 You know, we saw it with Anderson Silva.
01:20:58.000 You saw it with Mike Tyson.
01:21:00.000 After Mike Tyson fought Buster Douglas, it was a different world.
01:21:03.000 Everybody was like, oh, he's human.
01:21:05.000 So I say exposed, not in a disrespectful way.
01:21:08.000 He got exposed.
01:21:09.000 He lost.
01:21:10.000 He got choked out.
01:21:10.000 He got beaten up on the ground.
01:21:11.000 And then he got choked out.
01:21:12.000 Quick.
01:21:13.000 So, this is not an invulnerable, perfect fighter who's unbelievably durable, who can take punishment like no man.
01:21:20.000 There's a lot of those guys in the UFC. There's champions like that in the UFC. Like Robbie Lawler.
01:21:25.000 Unbelievably durable.
01:21:26.000 You can't put him away.
01:21:27.000 It's fucking hard to put that guy away.
01:21:30.000 We're not talking about that.
01:21:31.000 We're talking about a guy who got dinged up, shot for a shitty, wide-open takedown, got taken down, got demolished on the ground, and got choked unconscious.
01:21:38.000 Quickly afterwards.
01:21:40.000 So, alright, what do you do?
01:21:41.000 Could that happen with Dos Anjos?
01:21:43.000 Fuck yeah, it could.
01:21:45.000 Dos Anjos could do that too.
01:21:46.000 It's possible.
01:21:47.000 I mean, Conor might knock him out.
01:21:48.000 You never know.
01:21:48.000 Conor does have that punch.
01:21:50.000 But, you gotta put him in against Nate again, because that's the big money rematch.
01:21:54.000 And if this guy turns out to be a guy who's gonna win some, and lose some, and the beginning of his career, this unbeatable, wild, Celtic warrior character, that's all gone.
01:22:06.000 But he's a champ.
01:22:06.000 He's still got a belt at 145. Yeah, for now.
01:22:09.000 So it's almost kind of a weird position.
01:22:11.000 For now, but I mean, here's my question.
01:22:13.000 When I say for now, can he really keep making that weight?
01:22:16.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:22:17.000 Well, I've wondered about that, too.
01:22:19.000 Some people have argued with me saying, like, no, he can make the weight, because he was, what was he, 169 against Nate, so they're saying he basically, that's what he starts at, and he can just cut down from there.
01:22:28.000 That's a lot.
01:22:29.000 But look what he looked like at the weigh-in, so maybe he can.
01:22:32.000 I mean, he definitely can do it.
01:22:34.000 It's physically possible.
01:22:35.000 I was so looking forward to the press conference, though.
01:22:39.000 Just because I can't...
01:22:40.000 You know, you've got this guy in Conor who's like the ultimate shit-talker.
01:22:44.000 And then you've got Nate, who...
01:22:46.000 I mean, the dynamic at the first press conference was amazing.
01:22:49.000 It was amazing.
01:22:50.000 At that moment, when he was just kind of talking circles around Nate, and Nate just broke, and he goes, How about this?
01:22:56.000 Fuck you!
01:22:56.000 Fuck your belt!
01:22:57.000 Fuck this press conference!
01:22:58.000 Nate just went gangster on him.
01:23:00.000 But now...
01:23:03.000 I was so interested, how can he show up and talk shit like that when Nate's got the perfect rebuttal to anything he has to say?
01:23:10.000 I beat you on ten days.
01:23:11.000 Conor's been saying all kinds of crazy stuff, like the first eight minutes were easy.
01:23:15.000 Yeah, but here's the difference between the first eight minutes and the last three minutes.
01:23:21.000 The last three were a lot worse.
01:23:22.000 Yeah, they were awful.
01:23:23.000 Like you got fucked up, man.
01:23:25.000 You gotta just accept that.
01:23:27.000 But that's part of his thing is that he has to like look at things in the most positive light possible and man, I don't know.
01:23:35.000 I think stylistically it's a troublesome fight for him because Nate is a very clever boxer and his ground game is a world away from where Connor is right now.
01:23:44.000 And I've seen Nate roll with guys.
01:23:47.000 He's a fucking legit, very high-level Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt under a very respected camp.
01:23:53.000 His cardio is outstanding.
01:23:54.000 His boxing's nasty.
01:23:55.000 So where's Conor shining?
01:23:57.000 The only way, I think, I mean, I guess there's, you know, it's really hard to, like, fight a Diaz brother and beat them.
01:24:03.000 Usually when people beat them, it's kind of like they really stick to a strategy.
01:24:06.000 You got to kind of take them down and avoid submissions or like leg kick and circle.
01:24:11.000 Like Dos Anjos beat him up in that way.
01:24:13.000 But you know what?
01:24:14.000 There's also different...
01:24:15.000 He didn't show up.
01:24:16.000 Well, there's also, you know, different camps.
01:24:18.000 You know, you're coming in, who knows what kind of fucking injuries you're dealing with.
01:24:22.000 You know, you see a guy like Nate come in and look really kind of lackadaisical against...
01:24:28.000 Rafael Dos Anjos, then you see him come back and look shredded against Michael Johnson and look sensational.
01:24:34.000 So you go, okay, that's what he's capable of when he's on and focused.
01:24:37.000 You got to be ready for that guy.
01:24:38.000 And I think that, yeah, that's the best he's ever looked was that Michael Johnson fight.
01:24:41.000 Yeah, you can't think that the guy who lost Dos Anjos is showing up.
01:24:44.000 You got to think that the guy that came out and swarmed cowboy in the first round is coming.
01:24:48.000 Like, that guy's a clever fucking boxer.
01:24:51.000 So where does Conor shine?
01:24:52.000 Knockout power.
01:24:53.000 That's where he shines.
01:24:54.000 Like, Conor can dead dudes.
01:24:56.000 He can, but he couldn't do it.
01:24:58.000 They're tough to hit.
01:24:59.000 They have great head movement and great chins, and they roll with punches.
01:25:03.000 Well, the only guy to ever stop Nate was Josh Thompson, and Josh did it with a brutal head kick.
01:25:07.000 And Josh Thompson, to this day, I say, is one of the most underrated guys.
01:25:11.000 He just...
01:25:12.000 The stars did not align for him, but he could have easily been a UFC champion.
01:25:16.000 He was champion...
01:25:17.000 Strikeforce, yeah.
01:25:18.000 And with Gilbert, and him and Gilbert went back and forth.
01:25:21.000 You know, Josh Thompson's a world-class fighter, so when Josh Thompson head-kicked him, you know, it's like, Josh could do that to anybody in that division.
01:25:27.000 If he catches you, you know, you're fucked.
01:25:30.000 He's older now, and he's just...
01:25:33.000 I think he's a guy that, like I said, the stars didn't perfectly align for him.
01:25:37.000 But skill-wise and technique-wise, he's a fucking world-class fighter.
01:25:41.000 So when he knocked out Nate Diaz, it's not necessarily an indication that Nate Diaz is done.
01:25:47.000 That's how good Josh Thompson is.
01:25:49.000 And at the time, and then so Nate rebounds from that, and I think people, you look at like the losses, like the Dos Anjos fight, and you look at that, the Josh Thompson fight, and you go, hmm, how good is he?
01:26:01.000 You know, I could beat that guy.
01:26:02.000 But then you look at the Michael Johnson fight, and you go, ooh, that guy's fucking dangerous.
01:26:06.000 Jim Miller, Cerrone, and a lot of these fights where he was just unbelievable.
01:26:11.000 And I think...
01:26:13.000 It's one of those things where styles make fights and you know kind of really got in people's heads by talking shit and I felt like going in I was like I don't think you're gonna get in Nate's head by talking shit He's not that guy.
01:26:22.000 Yeah, how about this?
01:26:23.000 My crew will fuck up your whole crew That's the most gangster thing you could say by the way That's the most gangster thing because he's literally just going we'll fucking jump you dude We're not like we're not playing around here Yeah, and all those guys even the guys who seem like kind of nice guys in his team like Jake Shields You feel like he'll fucking jump you like those guys are vegetarian and he'll kick your ass What?
01:26:44.000 Got some breaking news that's hit since we've been going live.
01:26:47.000 The first one is this.
01:26:49.000 UFC lifts ban on reporter Ariel Helwani.
01:26:52.000 Huh.
01:26:53.000 The second one is a little less exciting.
01:26:57.000 Wait a minute.
01:26:57.000 Hold on.
01:26:57.000 Go back to that.
01:26:59.000 It says, reported that wrestler Brock Lesnar talks to return to UFC 200, preempting a UFC announcement.
01:27:05.000 Officials issued a life ban against him.
01:27:08.000 The organization reversed the decision Monday.
01:27:10.000 Hmm.
01:27:11.000 That's kind of cool, because that means that public support made them lift that, but it also must mean that they worked out whatever the fuck it was.
01:27:22.000 See, this is what they were saying.
01:27:23.000 This is what I'm hearing, okay?
01:27:26.000 I haven't talked to Ariel, but let me just give you the UFC perspective.
01:27:31.000 The UFC perspective was that there was a mole.
01:27:34.000 They believe that someone was giving Ariel information, and that information he was using to scoop the UFC's official promotions.
01:27:42.000 So the UFC, which is a private company, you know, they don't have to let people in to your business, your private company, to come and report.
01:27:51.000 And so they felt like he was somehow or another getting a hold of this inside information, releasing it, and making them look bad.
01:27:59.000 I get the UFC's perspective that they would want to know who the fuck is leaking this secret information and that they don't want this guy taking that information and then putting it live.
01:28:10.000 Now, from what I understand, the conversation with him was...
01:28:14.000 Don't do this, because if you do this, there's only a handful of people that know this information.
01:28:18.000 So, we're gonna fire everybody, or we're gonna fire a bunch of people, and you're gonna ruin people's lives.
01:28:23.000 This is what I was told was a conversation they had with him.
01:28:26.000 After that conversation, he leaked the Brock Lesnar stuff.
01:28:30.000 So I don't know if that's true.
01:28:33.000 I would have to talk to Ariel.
01:28:34.000 You'd have to get his opinion.
01:28:36.000 You'd have to get the UFC's opinion.
01:28:37.000 You'd have to get the two of them together to debate whether or not which story was true.
01:28:42.000 But this is the side that you're not hearing.
01:28:45.000 So all you're hearing is the UFC banned him for life and everybody was upset.
01:28:49.000 So I like Ariel.
01:28:50.000 I think Ariel's a very good reporter.
01:28:51.000 I think he's a very bright guy.
01:28:53.000 I'm good friends with his uncle.
01:28:55.000 Gadsad, who's an awesome, just a brilliant, brilliant professor in Montreal.
01:29:02.000 I love that guy.
01:29:03.000 So, I like Ariel.
01:29:04.000 And the whole thing was bumming me out.
01:29:06.000 I was looking at my Twitter feed.
01:29:07.000 I was like, ah, fucking.
01:29:09.000 But there's certain things like this, you gotta kind of let the dust settle.
01:29:12.000 So the dust settled, they lifted the ban.
01:29:15.000 I'm very happy with that.
01:29:17.000 But...
01:29:17.000 You've got to be careful when it comes to...
01:29:19.000 See, here's the thing about this leaking information.
01:29:22.000 People say, he was just doing his job reporting.
01:29:23.000 I get that.
01:29:24.000 I understand that.
01:29:25.000 But you have to realize, this isn't like news that is not going to get out, that's going to affect people's health and safety.
01:29:30.000 It's like we're trying to make an announcement in an hour.
01:29:32.000 This is a private company that is spending millions of dollars to promote these events.
01:29:37.000 So, all you're doing is just like getting it on you.
01:29:42.000 Can I run a bathroom real quick?
01:29:44.000 Where is it?
01:29:45.000 It's right out that door and to the right-hand side.
01:29:47.000 All you're doing, if you're scooping it, is you're shining the attention on yourself.
01:29:52.000 What I like Ariel for is not him shining the attention on himself.
01:29:56.000 What I like Ariel for is I think he's a very bright guy, and I think he's very insightful when it comes to fights and strategies and things along those lines.
01:30:04.000 I don't think it's important that he break the news before the UFC does.
01:30:09.000 And I think if the UFC doesn't want him to do that because this is private information and a private company and they're trying to control the press release, I don't buy that that's necessarily under the guise of journalism.
01:30:20.000 I think it's like there's some...
01:30:22.000 There's some fuckery with that.
01:30:23.000 Because we're not talking about like, oh, he found out about some horrible thing that happened that someone's covering up, or he found out about corruption in government, or he found out about a person who got shot by the police.
01:30:36.000 This is not like that kind of news.
01:30:40.000 They're going to release it.
01:30:41.000 You're just trying to do it before they do it.
01:30:44.000 And you're finding it, if it's true, that there's a mole, you're finding it out through some sort of a sneaky method that these people all sign non-disclosure agreements and they're all not supposed to release that information because the UFC wanted to make that big, cool announcement.
01:30:58.000 Now when that big cool announcement happened at UFC 199, I was working all day, I was doing commentary all day, so I didn't go online, and I wasn't reading any of the MMA sites, so I didn't know that Ariel had already scooped it.
01:31:09.000 So when I saw that promo, and I saw Brock Lesnar, CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?! I was like, what does that mean?
01:31:16.000 Was this real?
01:31:17.000 Like, that was a real reaction by me.
01:31:19.000 I had no fucking idea whatsoever that Brock Lesnar was gonna be at UFC 200. No, I didn't either.
01:31:27.000 No one around me knew what was happening.
01:31:28.000 We didn't see the promo.
01:31:29.000 Right, and that's what the UFC wanted.
01:31:32.000 They wanted that, and they felt like him releasing that early ruined that for the people that read his article.
01:31:38.000 And I see their point of view.
01:31:40.000 I see their perspective, and I also see their perspective as a private company.
01:31:44.000 Now, people are saying that he's just doing his job and it's just journalism.
01:31:47.000 Folks, this is not hidden information.
01:31:50.000 This is not stuff that wasn't going to come out For sure, in a couple hours.
01:31:55.000 He knew it was.
01:31:56.000 Everybody knew it was.
01:31:57.000 So this is a very tricky thing.
01:31:59.000 And it's also, he had apparently scooped Nate Diaz versus Conor McGregor.
01:32:03.000 He had done that, and that was when, this is again, what I'm hearing, when they had a talk with him.
01:32:08.000 They're like, look, if you fucking do this, you're gonna ruin people's lives, because you're gonna get people fired.
01:32:13.000 Because we're gonna find out who the fuck did this.
01:32:15.000 There's only a small handful of people.
01:32:17.000 It's not coming from Brock's side, it's coming somehow or another from inside the organization.
01:32:21.000 So, Yeah, I got no problem with the UFC doing it.
01:32:25.000 Because, I mean, if everything we're saying...
01:32:26.000 Because, obviously, I don't know all the information.
01:32:28.000 But, look, it's your company.
01:32:29.000 It's your information.
01:32:30.000 You have a right to tell your employees, don't give this out.
01:32:33.000 And if there's evidence that one of them is, I'm going to fire that guy.
01:32:37.000 Yeah, and this is the most important part of it, folks.
01:32:39.000 This is not a free speech thing.
01:32:41.000 It's not a freedom of the press thing.
01:32:42.000 Because we're not saying...
01:32:44.000 That he, somehow or another, scooped some inside information that we'd have never gotten out.
01:32:49.000 This is not some secret stuff.
01:32:51.000 Well, he has the right to say it.
01:32:53.000 He shouldn't be thrown in jail.
01:32:55.000 Exactly.
01:32:56.000 I don't advocate for anyone being thrown in jail.
01:32:58.000 That's not what I'm saying, though.
01:32:59.000 What I'm saying is, it's not like he uncovered some inside shit like Watergate.
01:33:05.000 This is something that they were gonna release.
01:33:07.000 They had a plan, and he got word of that and jumped the gun and put it out there.
01:33:13.000 And he said he had multiple sources and all this different jazz, but look, it doesn't help anybody to release it early except Ariel.
01:33:21.000 So you're saying it's not like he found out about some scandal going on that he was showing to the public.
01:33:25.000 It's literally like, we want to drop this in an hour.
01:33:27.000 And by the way, I didn't read his thing, and I loved finding that news out live at the event.
01:33:32.000 It was amazing.
01:33:33.000 Well, and look, I don't give a fuck, okay?
01:33:36.000 I mean, I think it's kind of cool that they had that, but...
01:33:39.000 It doesn't bother me at all that the information got out a few hours earlier.
01:33:43.000 Would I have had the same reaction?
01:33:44.000 No.
01:33:45.000 But if I saw it in written word, I would still have a very similar reaction.
01:33:49.000 Like, what the fuck?
01:33:50.000 I wouldn't have had the same reaction when I saw the promo, but come on, man.
01:33:54.000 I'm not into cheesy promos anyway.
01:33:55.000 I don't give a fuck.
01:33:57.000 I want to see matchups.
01:33:58.000 I don't give a shit.
01:33:59.000 Give everybody the information the moment it happens.
01:34:01.000 I don't give a fuck.
01:34:01.000 I don't like announcements.
01:34:02.000 All of that, I don't...
01:34:04.000 But, that said, I completely understand the UFC's opinion, or the UFC's position, where they have this company, and, you know, people go, oh, you're a company man, you're fucking sticking up for the company.
01:34:15.000 No, just think of this for a second.
01:34:17.000 You have a promotional...
01:34:21.000 Campaign that you've created you spent more than a million dollars promoting this UFC 200 commercial They have this whole thing and then they tag brog lester in the end and they think oh my god This is the fucking cherry on top of the sundae This is gonna be it and then someone jumps the gun and you find out that it's someone inside your company Allegedly that's leaking information this reporter and he's getting this information out and all he's doing is essentially Scooping it and putting the onus and putting the light on himself No,
01:34:51.000 I think you have every right to want to fire that person.
01:34:53.000 And also every right to ban Ariel.
01:34:55.000 And I love Ariel.
01:34:56.000 I think he's a great reporter.
01:34:56.000 I like watching his stuff.
01:34:58.000 I like the MMA Hour a lot.
01:34:59.000 Well, again, maybe that information that I got from the UFC is also incorrect, and maybe that's why his ban has been lifted.
01:35:07.000 But look...
01:35:08.000 No one wants a guy like Ariel Helwani to not have a gig, and I think him getting banned, honestly, if you're an Ariel Helwani fan, you should be jumping up and down for two reasons.
01:35:20.000 One, you should be happy that he got banned, because then it makes him like a martyr, and then happy that he got reinstated, because now he's a hero.
01:35:28.000 So I'm an Ariel Helwani fan, so I'm happy.
01:35:31.000 I'm obviously a UFC fan, so I'm happy.
01:35:33.000 I'm glad they worked it out and everybody talked, and it's groovy.
01:35:37.000 We get to watch Brock Lesnar.
01:35:39.000 Exactly.
01:35:40.000 Everybody that's freaking out that he's only doing his job, that's not necessarily true, folks.
01:35:45.000 It's a little bit more complicated than that, because it's not like that information wasn't already coming out.
01:35:49.000 And if you have information that you know is going to come out, write a fucking story about what that information means.
01:35:56.000 Because that's what I want out of Ariel Helwani.
01:35:58.000 I think Ariel Helwani is a really smart guy, and he's really insightful, and he's a true MMA fan.
01:36:04.000 And he's a guy that is going to give you some really good insight and some very...
01:36:10.000 Well-articulated thoughts that I enjoy so I'm happy.
01:36:14.000 I'm happy.
01:36:15.000 He's back.
01:36:15.000 I'm happy But that is the perspective that when I found out about it I had to ask I called and I had this conversation with people that I deeply trust and this was the version that I was handed so now everybody knows and it's all groovy so the Conspiracy theories can say he's working with the UFC. Yeah,
01:36:32.000 I'm a puppet But I mean look Obviously, I love the UFC and obviously Dana White is a very good friend of mine So you're not gonna hear me criticize them.
01:36:41.000 I mean even if I disagree with them You're like he's my friend, so it makes sense.
01:36:47.000 That's how human interactions work He's like a friend and by the way, and he's created an amazing company He's the reason why this sport is out there and you guys have worked together for so even if you had a falling out and you were like I don't want to work there anymore Why would you go publicly you would never hear that from me?
01:37:00.000 And I would never work for anybody else either.
01:37:02.000 People have said, like, if you leave the UFC, you're like, what are you gonna do?
01:37:04.000 You work for Bellator?
01:37:05.000 I'm like, I'm not working for anybody.
01:37:06.000 If I don't work for the UFC, I am never doing this again.
01:37:08.000 Yeah, I couldn't see you commentating for another MMA organization.
01:37:12.000 No fucking chance.
01:37:13.000 That'd be too much.
01:37:14.000 No chance.
01:37:14.000 Just no chance.
01:37:15.000 It's not even on the table.
01:37:16.000 It's not gonna happen.
01:37:17.000 I just won't do it anymore.
01:37:19.000 I would be happy to just go back to doing stand-up.
01:37:22.000 I like being a fan.
01:37:24.000 And honestly, my favorite thing to do...
01:37:25.000 I love calling fights.
01:37:27.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:37:27.000 It's an amazing job.
01:37:29.000 I've had it for a long time.
01:37:30.000 But fight companions are even more fun.
01:37:33.000 Fight Companion Podcast, where it's Eddie Bravo and Schaub and Callan.
01:37:37.000 And you just hang out and watch.
01:37:38.000 Oh my God!
01:37:39.000 And we drink and eat food and talk shit.
01:37:42.000 And if a fight's boring, someone tells a story about getting laid or shit in their pants in traffic.
01:37:48.000 I mean, it's hilarious.
01:37:49.000 Yeah, it sounds like a great way to watch.
01:37:51.000 It's the most fun.
01:37:51.000 It's the best!
01:37:52.000 Because we get...
01:37:54.000 Look, the best seat in the house is kind of there live where I sit, so I do kind of have the best seat in the house.
01:38:00.000 But honestly, watching it on TV might be the best seat in the house.
01:38:04.000 Because you don't get the obstruction of the cage.
01:38:07.000 I've been...
01:38:08.000 Well, look, I don't...
01:38:09.000 Like, the UFCs I've been to, I don't have, like, the great fucking seats either.
01:38:12.000 I've sat and just...
01:38:13.000 And I've caught myself sitting there where you're watching the big screen.
01:38:15.000 Well, you do now, buddy.
01:38:15.000 Ooh!
01:38:16.000 Ooh!
01:38:17.000 Life is changing.
01:38:19.000 I'm catching myself just watching the screen.
01:38:22.000 The big screen a lot.
01:38:23.000 You are aware of that.
01:38:25.000 You're just like, I'm really not even watching this live half the time.
01:38:28.000 You know, they start fighting over here and you're like, ah, now the octagon's blocking me.
01:38:31.000 And you don't get We're good to go.
01:38:50.000 But speaking of that, you do get to see the Bruce Buffer 360 every time.
01:38:54.000 Well, he doesn't do a 360. He does a 180. He's only done one 360 and that's a UFC 200. Which, ladies and gentlemen, begs the question, should we convince Bruce Buffer to do something else?
01:39:06.000 A 720?
01:39:09.000 Did we convince him to do a 720?
01:39:11.000 It's insane.
01:39:11.000 You heard it right here.
01:39:13.000 But he's getting up there in age.
01:39:14.000 I don't want him to blow out an ACL. He blew his ACL out doing the jump.
01:39:19.000 You know he does that thing?
01:39:22.000 It's time!
01:39:23.000 He blew his ACL out doing that?
01:39:25.000 He blew his ACL out doing that.
01:39:26.000 Which fight?
01:39:27.000 I don't remember.
01:39:28.000 He'd probably tell me if I asked him.
01:39:31.000 I'm sure he remembers, but here we could watch the 360. By the way, this 360 is 100% my idea.
01:39:39.000 I talked him into it.
01:39:40.000 There's even a video of me talking him into the 360. And I'm like, because he always did the 180. And he did the 180 because he accidentally was pointing towards the wrong side once, and he realized that.
01:39:54.000 There's another one, dude.
01:39:56.000 I think I might have seen it.
01:39:57.000 Bring this to the beginning.
01:40:00.000 Bring it to the beginning and then crank it up real loud so we can hear it.
01:40:04.000 Bring it from the beginning.
01:40:05.000 Put it in the beginning.
01:40:07.000 Bring it in the beginning.
01:40:08.000 There you go.
01:40:10.000 My main goal this weekend, besides having fun and getting to see some awesome fights, is talking Bruce Buffer into the Buffer 360. The Buffer 360 will be happening!
01:40:21.000 It's very well possibly good.
01:40:24.000 Now we planted the seed in his head.
01:40:27.000 Shit, it was about a year ago we talked to him about possibly going from a 180 to a 360. Could he do it?
01:40:33.000 Well, that crazy motherfucker went home and actually practiced it.
01:40:36.000 We're going to work on him at the weigh-ins.
01:40:38.000 We're going to make him feel it.
01:40:39.000 We're going to massage him until he feels it.
01:40:42.000 We're going to do whatever we can do.
01:40:43.000 The Buffer 360 must take place.
01:40:49.000 Buffer 360 brought to you by the power of marijuana.
01:40:54.000 So this is the UFC. I'm here with Bruce Buffer.
01:40:59.000 It is UFC 100. Today is the day.
01:41:01.000 Will we see the Buffer 360?
01:41:04.000 It still stands that I will know at that exact millisecond of the moment I decide to do it.
01:41:08.000 Do I want to do it?
01:41:09.000 Yes, I do.
01:41:10.000 But let's see how the energy feels, and let's see how I feel, and let's see how the show goes.
01:41:14.000 And if I can do it, I'll pull it off.
01:41:16.000 Suspense!
01:41:18.000 I can't fucking take it!
01:41:24.000 Joey Diaz was sitting there right behind me while it happened.
01:41:27.000 I forgot that.
01:41:27.000 Joey was right there.
01:41:37.000 So this is the biggest ever UFC pay-per-view and that's me with a video camera on Mike Goldberg hoping that he's gonna do the 180 or the 360. Wow,
01:41:52.000 look how lean Frank Mir looked at the time.
01:41:54.000 He looked great.
01:42:08.000 Now, now here...
01:42:12.000 Get ready for this!
01:42:21.000 Joseph was like, he's gonna do it!
01:42:23.000 He's gonna do it!
01:42:24.000 I was like, he's not gonna do it!
01:42:27.000 Ladies and gentlemen, presenting, defending, defending, defending, USC heavyweight champion of the world!
01:42:47.000 Look at Joey Diaz!
01:42:48.000 That's Joey Scrooge.
01:42:52.000 I was so happy.
01:42:59.000 So, there's Red Band, Diaz, and Ari Shafir.
01:43:04.000 Wow, everybody looks so young.
01:43:07.000 It's crazy.
01:43:07.000 That was seven years ago.
01:43:08.000 That doesn't seem like seven years ago.
01:43:10.000 Somehow Ari had an older haircut at the time.
01:43:13.000 Well, he was going for the mustache look at the time and he had a lot of craziness going on.
01:43:17.000 Wow.
01:43:19.000 That's a long ass time ago.
01:43:20.000 That's crazy.
01:43:24.000 That only is 73,000?
01:43:25.000 Who has that up?
01:43:27.000 Is that Red Band's page?
01:43:29.000 Wow, I should put it on my channel.
01:43:30.000 So we have to figure out a way to make a 720 plausible.
01:43:37.000 He needs a hoverboard or something.
01:43:39.000 So the other breaking news you just handed me is that Kimbo Slice died.
01:43:44.000 How did he die?
01:43:45.000 Kimbo Slice died.
01:43:46.000 I think he was admitted to the hospital with a heart condition today or maybe Thursday the other day and news is breaking just as we were coming on.
01:43:54.000 People were trying to get confirmation on if he actually passed and the American Top Team tweeted it.
01:43:59.000 Oh, the American Top Team tweeted that he died.
01:44:02.000 He must have really died.
01:44:03.000 Wow.
01:44:05.000 He was a good guy, man.
01:44:07.000 I met that dude a couple times.
01:44:08.000 Very nice guy.
01:44:10.000 Fuck, man.
01:44:12.000 Crazy story he had, man.
01:44:13.000 Just fuck internet street fights into the UFC. Or first into the CBS thing.
01:44:18.000 He was a good boxer.
01:44:19.000 You know, he was a good boxer in the early days of MMA. You know, if you go back and watch his, like, Kimbo Slice KO and Elite XC. Just Elite XC fucked up and trying to put all their eggs in one basket and have this guy who was this internet sensation be their figurehead.
01:44:35.000 I mean, it made sense, like, financially, but people in the know...
01:44:40.000 Like me, I was like, listen, if he fights someone good, he's going to get fucked up.
01:44:44.000 Like, I see all these holes in what he does.
01:44:46.000 And it was frustrating as a hardcore fan because it was still at a point, like, the UFC is much, much bigger now.
01:44:52.000 I remember when they got that fight on CBS, like, MMA had never been on a big network like that before.
01:44:59.000 So it was very frustrating that the biggest network was putting it out as if this guy was the best guy in MMA. And, you know, us, like, hardcore fans, like, me and my friends would be around bitching, like, Randy Couture, We'd take him down in a second.
01:45:11.000 But he was fun to watch.
01:45:13.000 Well, people forget that Elite XC sort of had the scoop on the UFC. They had the scoop on getting on broadcast television and they had millions of people watching those fights.
01:45:23.000 Didn't UFC, like, weren't they in talks with HBO and then it like fell apart and then Elite XC ended up getting the deal with Showtime or something?
01:45:30.000 Well, here was one of the problems.
01:45:32.000 HBO wanted to replace me and Goldberg and put in their own commentators.
01:45:37.000 They wanted to do their own version of the broadcast because they probably felt like us as UFC employees would be biased.
01:45:46.000 And the UFC was like, that's not going to happen.
01:45:49.000 Like, first of all, who are you going to get?
01:45:50.000 Like, how many people are out there, especially at the time, that even do commentary?
01:45:54.000 There's a small handful of people in the world that are qualified to do MMA commentary at a top level.
01:46:00.000 It was a big problem back then.
01:46:02.000 A big problem with other organizations, it made them almost unwatchable because the announcing would just be so terrible.
01:46:08.000 I mean like nowadays I feel like there was a while where I thought you and Goldberg were like the only team who can do MMA without me just wanting to mute it.
01:46:15.000 But I actually like now they've got the alternate teams have gotten fairly strong like Bryan Stan's really good.
01:46:20.000 Bryan Stan's excellent.
01:46:21.000 Dan Hardy's excellent.
01:46:22.000 Dan Hardy's really good, yeah.
01:46:23.000 There's a lot of people that can do my job now.
01:46:25.000 But back then, there was a small handful.
01:46:28.000 And by the way, there are a lot of people that can do my job.
01:46:29.000 Other than Jimmy Smith, who's really good, who works for Bellator, Jimmy Smith's excellent.
01:46:35.000 He's as good as me, easy.
01:46:37.000 He's as good as anybody.
01:46:39.000 He's fantastic.
01:46:40.000 He knows his shit.
01:46:41.000 He's a real fan.
01:46:42.000 He's a smart guy.
01:46:43.000 He's easy to listen to.
01:46:44.000 He calls things right.
01:46:46.000 I'm a big Jimmy Smith fan.
01:46:47.000 But other than him, outside of the UFC, who do you got?
01:46:51.000 Outside the UFC there's not not really much unless there's some unknown guys I don't know of which is definitely possible, but there's in the UFC There's several guys now, you know, you got Kenny Florian you got Brian stand you got Dan Hardy There's plenty of people can do it now, but they work for the UFC So someone like HBO wanted to have their own team.
01:47:09.000 Yeah, you can't just get sports guys You just can't do that because they're not gonna understand what the fuck's going on when the fight goes to the ground and they're gonna miss things and it's gonna be sloppy and You can't have that.
01:47:18.000 You have to have someone who understands, and you have to have someone who can talk.
01:47:21.000 It's like when you watch old school MMA, it's one of the craziest things about it, that it's being announced by people who don't understand the sport.
01:47:28.000 So you literally hear them saying things like, why is he tapping?
01:47:31.000 Yeah.
01:47:31.000 Yeah, you definitely get a lot of that.
01:47:33.000 Well, you used to get a lot of that from judges, which is really crazy.
01:47:37.000 That's bananas.
01:47:38.000 I have a friend of mine who's a judge, and in the middle of a fight, this woman, who was also a judge, looked over and she goes, what is he doing?
01:47:45.000 Someone had someone in a Kimura.
01:47:47.000 She's like, what is he doing?
01:47:48.000 What's going on over there?
01:47:49.000 Like, she's a professional judge at the highest level in the UFC. And she had no...
01:47:53.000 And this was four years ago?
01:47:55.000 Five years ago?
01:47:56.000 Yeah, but this is why I'm against all those commissions being involved.
01:48:00.000 Well, yes and no.
01:48:01.000 You definitely need commissions.
01:48:02.000 Because if you don't have commissions and you don't have medical staff on team, you don't have, like, strict standards as far...
01:48:08.000 You have to have some government.
01:48:10.000 Especially with something like combat sports.
01:48:12.000 Because there's too many fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants organizations that don't do medical screenings.
01:48:16.000 People could die.
01:48:18.000 Well, I think you have to have, like, certainly the companies would have to be held responsible for that stuff.
01:48:23.000 Yeah, but you can't just leave it up to the companies.
01:48:25.000 You can the athletes that suffer.
01:48:26.000 If there's no medical coverage right there, you can't have an event, like an MMA event, where you're putting literally your health and your life in the hands of these people that are supposed to have all their ducks in a row so they can run this event.
01:48:39.000 And whether or not you even get paid is in question.
01:48:43.000 See, because these guys don't have any power, the fighters.
01:48:46.000 They don't have enough influence, especially on a small, local level, small shows.
01:48:51.000 So I'm a big fan of how California does it.
01:48:55.000 Like I said, I'm a big fan of that Andy Foster guy.
01:48:56.000 I think he's as good as it gets when it comes to heads of athletic commissions.
01:49:00.000 But I think that you have to have a bond where you have the money to pay the fighters before you can put on an event.
01:49:07.000 That should be mandatory.
01:49:08.000 Have you ever done shows where you haven't gotten paid?
01:49:10.000 Yeah, I have.
01:49:11.000 It's fucking horrible, man.
01:49:13.000 It's frustrating.
01:49:14.000 Especially when you know that there was an audience there, and they laughed, so there's money exchanged, but where's my money?
01:49:21.000 Because you don't even have a show if you don't have the show part of the show.
01:49:25.000 Oh, I had one where I had to fly myself out to it.
01:49:27.000 I didn't get paid.
01:49:28.000 And there were people there, the club was, oh, it was brutal.
01:49:30.000 It was brutal.
01:49:31.000 Did you ever get paid?
01:49:32.000 No, never.
01:49:33.000 Never to this day.
01:49:33.000 There's a gig of me and Big J. No!
01:49:36.000 We're both on the gig together.
01:49:37.000 Both of us didn't get paid.
01:49:38.000 I was opening for him years ago.
01:49:40.000 Fuckers.
01:49:40.000 I was opening for him, but believe me, it probably hurt me more, the money.
01:49:44.000 I mean, we both needed our money, but at the moment I was like, fucking broke.
01:49:50.000 But I will say, then you also deal with a lot of other shit when you get these government regulatory bodies, like with the Vegas, was it the Vegas Commission that handed Nick Diaz?
01:49:58.000 Of course.
01:49:59.000 Which, I mean, has there ever, if you, the guy moved up A weight class and fought the greatest of all time at that weight class who tested positive for steroids.
01:50:10.000 And they found out he had trace amounts of THC in his system.
01:50:17.000 And he passed a couple tests, right?
01:50:18.000 He passed the most stringent tests available.
01:50:21.000 He passed two WADA tests, two World Anti-Doping Agency tests.
01:50:25.000 There were blood tests.
01:50:27.000 They're much more particular.
01:50:28.000 And then he failed a urine test that the Nevada State Athletic Commission...
01:50:34.000 He says it's bullshit.
01:50:35.000 And the WADA people say it's bullshit.
01:50:37.000 The WADA people are like, look, there's no...
01:50:39.000 And then they wouldn't test sample B. There was some issues with testing of sample B or allowing the tests of sample B. And they tried to ban them for five years.
01:50:49.000 I gave out the Nevada State Athletic Commission's phone number.
01:50:51.000 I put it out on Twitter and everybody called them.
01:50:54.000 They were fucking pissed.
01:50:55.000 They're pissed, but I was like, fuck you.
01:50:57.000 Well, there were like petitions online and stuff like that.
01:50:59.000 They should be fired and then they should be locked in jail.
01:51:02.000 Yeah.
01:51:03.000 The amount of incompetence that you have to have to think that you're going to take away a guy's athletic career for trace amounts of marijuana in his system and not examine the two water tests that showed that he was clean.
01:51:15.000 Oh, it's just so disgusting.
01:51:16.000 Fuck you.
01:51:16.000 And this guy, this guy who, you know, Nick Diaz was like came from nothing and like made a career of himself, like doing something positive with his life.
01:51:24.000 It's just trying to ruin him.
01:51:25.000 It's just pot!
01:51:26.000 And he fought a guy on steroids!
01:51:27.000 Yes!
01:51:27.000 Exactly!
01:51:28.000 And it's just pot!
01:51:28.000 He fought the greatest ever on roids!
01:51:31.000 Yeah.
01:51:32.000 You should say, I'm so sorry that we let a guy on steroids fight against you.
01:51:37.000 Here's some more pot.
01:51:38.000 Exactly.
01:51:38.000 And please don't sue us.
01:51:40.000 Exactly.
01:51:41.000 I mean, the idea that you can just go in there and run an organization like that and tell those people that are fighting that their future is fucked.
01:51:52.000 Like, what they did to Vandele Silva is arguably even more disgusting.
01:51:56.000 Vandele Silva ran away from a drug test.
01:51:58.000 Okay.
01:51:59.000 Not good.
01:52:00.000 Definitely shouldn't do that.
01:52:01.000 But they banned him for life.
01:52:02.000 He's never tested positive.
01:52:04.000 Ever.
01:52:05.000 Ever.
01:52:05.000 They banned him for life.
01:52:06.000 That's insane.
01:52:07.000 That's beyond fuck.
01:52:09.000 That's tyranny.
01:52:10.000 Well, so this guy, the guy the cops killed in Baltimore, that guy Freddie Gray, essentially what he did was he ran.
01:52:16.000 They didn't have anything on him.
01:52:18.000 They weren't there to arrest him.
01:52:20.000 He saw cops and ran.
01:52:21.000 And it's like a weird dynamic where you're like, running...
01:52:23.000 It may be a little suspicious, but it's not itself a crime, right?
01:52:28.000 Like, how can there be such a hard punishment for running?
01:52:31.000 You just...
01:52:33.000 Well, I mean, it just seems strange.
01:52:35.000 Which was the one when the guy ran away and they shot him and then threw a taser on the ground?
01:52:38.000 That was a different one.
01:52:39.000 That was in North Carolina.
01:52:40.000 And I think there was a little bit more.
01:52:42.000 Maybe you're right.
01:52:43.000 Maybe it was one of those.
01:52:44.000 I was going to go to South Carolina because I'm from the North.
01:52:48.000 I'm going to say, oh, it's those South Carolina ones that are all fucked up.
01:52:51.000 The North Carolina people.
01:52:52.000 North Carolina would never.
01:52:53.000 Never.
01:52:54.000 But didn't it...
01:52:55.000 It did turn out that he was, like...
01:52:56.000 He had the cop's taser or something like that, right?
01:52:58.000 In that one?
01:52:59.000 No, the cop threw the taser on the ground.
01:53:01.000 Is that what it was?
01:53:02.000 I don't remember this story exactly.
01:53:03.000 There's a video of the cop chucking the taser on the ground after he shot him.
01:53:07.000 Like, Ziff said, oh, caught him.
01:53:09.000 He had a weapon.
01:53:09.000 Yeah.
01:53:10.000 Yeah, like, what?
01:53:11.000 A lot of shady shit.
01:53:13.000 There's something about that balance, too, of where, like, if you...
01:53:16.000 If a cop is...
01:53:19.000 If a cop grabs your arm and you yank it away, you're assault, resisting arrest, you're fucked now.
01:53:25.000 But the cops can beat a dude with a nightstick half to death, and then they're like, well, we thought he might have been going for someone's gun.
01:53:33.000 Yeah.
01:53:33.000 Yeah, it's dark, man.
01:53:35.000 And also, cops, just like everything else we're talking about in government, they're people, and they vary.
01:53:40.000 And there's going to be people that are awesome cops.
01:53:42.000 I personally think that it's one of the most difficult jobs a person can do.
01:53:45.000 And psychologically, the idea of going to work every day where all the people you deal with are going to be lying to you and up to something and hate you.
01:53:54.000 Well, did you...
01:53:55.000 Did you follow at all what happened, I guess, a year and a half ago now in New York, where the NYPD had essentially a quasi-shutdown?
01:54:03.000 Yes.
01:54:04.000 And I think what you're saying is absolutely true.
01:54:06.000 I think it's an incredibly difficult job, and a lot of that is because of the rules we have, which are kind of crazy.
01:54:12.000 I mean, the idea of having to police Drug use is a very difficult position to put someone in because, I mean, obviously, first and foremost, it's a horrible thing to do to throw someone in a cage for putting something into their body.
01:54:25.000 But it's a very weird thing when there's no complainant.
01:54:27.000 It's two people who are making a voluntary transaction, and now you've got to go and SWAT raid and find them.
01:54:33.000 This guy's giving a bag of something to another person.
01:54:36.000 Go get them.
01:54:36.000 So for people who don't know, after that Eric Gardner guy got choked out, And choked to death.
01:54:44.000 I don't know how to put it, but he died.
01:54:46.000 He didn't get choked to death.
01:54:47.000 I'm sorry, I shouldn't say that.
01:54:47.000 He had a heart attack.
01:54:48.000 Yeah, he had a heart attack while getting tackled down for allegedly selling Lucy's.
01:54:52.000 Yeah, loose cigarettes.
01:54:54.000 Nothing.
01:54:55.000 So there were a bunch of protests, and then two cops got shot in Brooklyn by some maniac.
01:55:02.000 I think he was from Baltimore.
01:55:04.000 And he drove up.
01:55:05.000 He tweeted he was going to do it.
01:55:06.000 And then drove up and shot two cops who never saw it coming.
01:55:09.000 Poor guys got killed on the job.
01:55:12.000 And then, as a result of that, they had an official, unofficial, what they called an NYPD slowdown.
01:55:22.000 It was a spokesman for the police union.
01:55:24.000 He said, and I believe it was the New York Post, he said, as a result of this shooting, the cops will only be making arrests when absolutely necessary.
01:55:33.000 Well, that's what he said, which was a weird like shouldn't they always be doing that?
01:55:36.000 But anyway, so they but arrests went down like 80% Or at least it was maybe like 60% and then it was like nonviolent tickets and bullshit arrests were down like 90% like they were just basically not doing that anymore and there was this beautiful like month and a half long period of Where the NYPD just wasn't doing what they do.
01:56:01.000 They weren't over-policing everybody.
01:56:02.000 And then they started cracking the whip to get them to go back to do it.
01:56:06.000 Because evidently a lot of money is raised by these, you know...
01:56:09.000 Yeah, well that's the issue.
01:56:10.000 Glorified revenue collectors.
01:56:12.000 There's a lot of revenue that gets gathered up in kind of fucking devious ways.
01:56:16.000 Like, I've always been disgusted by parking tickets.
01:56:20.000 Like, why...
01:56:21.000 The city owns this fucking spot where you can leave a car, and you have to give them money to leave a car, and that's how they gather up millions of dollars, and they become addicted to that gathering of the millions of dollars?
01:56:33.000 Right.
01:56:33.000 That's fucking crazy.
01:56:34.000 You can't do that, man.
01:56:36.000 You can't...
01:56:37.000 Oh, it's a horrible way to fund assistance.
01:56:39.000 It's terrible.
01:56:40.000 By the way, just being that guy.
01:56:41.000 Imagine being the guy who's going out just giving tickets.
01:56:43.000 Like, you just go around ruining people's day, like, all day long.
01:56:47.000 That was a friend of mine.
01:56:47.000 My friend Brian used to do that.
01:56:49.000 That must be a fucking weird joke.
01:56:50.000 It's bad for your brain.
01:56:51.000 Oh, I'd imagine it has to be.
01:56:53.000 I mean, imagine some of these people, man, who are, like, literally, you know, working, like, you know...
01:56:58.000 Lower-class jobs and have families to pay for and you're just gonna go hand them a fucking $100 ticket because your meter expired by two minutes He didn't give us enough money and it's like changing his laundry or something and you know let it go for a few minutes Yeah,
01:57:14.000 I mean, I get the idea that you shouldn't have cars that are blocking the street.
01:57:18.000 You should definitely give people tickets if they're doing something that obstructs it or tow them.
01:57:22.000 But to just leave a car on the street, you have to pay money?
01:57:25.000 Yeah.
01:57:26.000 I mean, look, I have a problem with the way government raises almost all revenue.
01:57:30.000 I mean, I just...
01:57:31.000 I reject the whole system of, like...
01:57:35.000 Yeah.
01:57:56.000 Yeah, we'll put you in a cage.
01:57:58.000 Lock you in a cage.
01:57:59.000 Like an animal.
01:58:01.000 That's the biggest thing when I'm arguing now with people about libertarianism versus other ways that we should organize society.
01:58:07.000 That's my biggest thing that I harp on.
01:58:11.000 Who should we throw in a cage?
01:58:14.000 Who is it morally acceptable to throw into a cage forcefully?
01:58:17.000 Like, send men with guns to get them and throw them into a cage.
01:58:20.000 Like, I'll grant you a murderer, a rapist, someone who assaults somebody.
01:58:25.000 Okay.
01:58:25.000 Yeah.
01:58:26.000 Maybe we go into, like, theft.
01:58:27.000 Yeah, theft.
01:58:28.000 Things like that.
01:58:28.000 Because that is a violation of, you know, you own yourself and then you own your possession.
01:58:33.000 Sure.
01:58:33.000 So that's a violation.
01:58:34.000 But are you really okay if someone's like, oh, I don't want to fund that program?
01:58:39.000 I won't send my money in to fund the war.
01:58:42.000 Because I don't believe in the war.
01:58:43.000 So now we can throw that guy in a cage?
01:58:45.000 Or I don't want to fund a...
01:58:47.000 Look, even if you have a really noble charity...
01:58:49.000 Why should you be able to threaten violence against someone to get them to fund it?
01:58:53.000 Well, that's where I like Gary Johnson.
01:58:55.000 Gary Johnson steps in and says, we don't need the IRS. It's like, listen, we don't need...
01:59:00.000 That's not how we have to make money.
01:59:02.000 We just put taxes on consumption.
01:59:04.000 I like Gary Johnson.
01:59:05.000 I wish he would be a little more Ron Paul.
01:59:08.000 In what way?
01:59:10.000 I just feel like Gary Johnson has this way of selling libertarianism as this kind of like...
01:59:19.000 Well, you know, it's more practical if we do it the libertarian way.
01:59:23.000 Huh.
01:59:24.000 Whereas I like, you know, when he's asked about the wars, he'll say things like, he goes, I think if you look on average, these military interventions have hurt more than they have helped.
01:59:36.000 That is exactly how he sounds.
01:59:38.000 That's a really good impression.
01:59:39.000 Yeah, I've watched a lot of them.
01:59:41.000 By the way, that's not necessarily incorrect.
01:59:44.000 It's just like, who would talk about mass murder that way?
01:59:48.000 It's like talking about slavery, and you're like, well, I just think overall this is an inefficient way to get cotton.
01:59:57.000 Jesus, dude!
01:59:58.000 And you're head abolitionist?
02:00:00.000 Really?
02:00:01.000 You're supposed to represent the abolitionist movement with that attitude?
02:00:06.000 So he's like a moderate radical.
02:00:09.000 Yeah, he's just a pragmatist, man.
02:00:11.000 He's just like, this makes more sense, which is fine, but I don't really want to sell libertarianism as like, I think we're fiscally conservative and socially liberal.
02:00:21.000 He's a bridge, because he was a lifelong Republican.
02:00:24.000 He's a good bridge to getting people to consider an alternative party.
02:00:28.000 Maybe one of the only ones that's currently available.
02:00:31.000 See, I believe in a little bit more like a case for radicalism.
02:00:35.000 I think that, um, so...
02:00:37.000 Ron Paul, when he was in the 2007-2008 debates, he got a whole lot of people interested in libertarianism.
02:00:45.000 And he didn't do it by being like a bridge to like, before I tell you, you know, slavery is horribly immoral, let me first convince you it's inefficient and ineffective.
02:00:53.000 And then he went right to like, this is wrong.
02:00:56.000 This is wrong.
02:00:57.000 We're killing people in countries around the world.
02:00:59.000 Like, this is morally horrible.
02:01:00.000 And he got a movement going when he was in those debates.
02:01:03.000 You know, Gary Johnson was in one of the major debates in 2012. Do you remember anything from his performance?
02:01:09.000 No.
02:01:09.000 Because nobody ever does.
02:01:10.000 No.
02:01:11.000 Nobody ever does.
02:01:12.000 Because he'll go in there and say things like, in New Mexico, I was able to balance the budget with cutting 7%.
02:01:18.000 You have the greatest political philosophy ever devised by man behind you.
02:01:25.000 Libertarian.
02:01:26.000 You have the answer to all this shit.
02:01:27.000 You're the abolitionist in slavery times.
02:01:31.000 So you really feel libertarianism is the answer to everything?
02:01:35.000 Well, no, no, no.
02:01:36.000 It's not in the same way that abolition isn't the answer to everything during slavery.
02:01:41.000 It's the first moral step to then we can live in a...
02:01:46.000 What about libertarianism is so attractive to you?
02:01:48.000 I mean, I think it's philosophically sound, and it's basically just...
02:01:55.000 To me, it's a humble understanding of what existence is, that we don't really know what this is.
02:02:02.000 Man's kind of born into the world naked, and we're here with nature, and we're all trying to figure it out, and that, morally speaking, we should all own our own lives, and therefore own your own body, and basically it all centers around property rights and the non-aggression principle, which is just the idea that you should never initiate violence against a non-violent person.
02:02:21.000 And then you just draw conclusions from that.
02:02:23.000 Well, those are all really standard points in libertarianism that get brought up all the time.
02:02:29.000 But why is it that libertarianism, even though it's so attractive to young, intelligent guys like you, why is it that that has never caught hold in a mainstream way as an alternative third party?
02:02:40.000 Because it really...
02:02:41.000 You've had people like...
02:02:43.000 That run as independents, that get a little bit of momentum, but it's always, people always look at it like, well, that's never going to work out.
02:02:49.000 He's not really going to get there.
02:02:51.000 You know, vote for Hillary.
02:02:52.000 Right.
02:02:53.000 Because she has a chance.
02:02:54.000 You know what I mean?
02:02:54.000 You get those...
02:02:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:02:56.000 Well, I think there's a game, and there's, you know, it's...
02:03:01.000 The government is a power center, and it's in their interest to continue having power.
02:03:07.000 And I think usually most people are much more, if they get close to that power, they're much more incentivized to try to expand it and try to keep it than to at any point say, guys, you know, it'd be a lot more moral if we didn't have this.
02:03:19.000 And, you know, I mean, it's like, why did slavery persist for so long?
02:03:22.000 Because, you know, it's a good way to get cotton without having to work.
02:03:25.000 Yeah.
02:03:26.000 I mean, people are getting rich off this thing.
02:03:29.000 They certainly are.
02:03:30.000 But I wonder how much time it has left.
02:03:34.000 It seems like it's a reoccurring theme that comes up over and over again when people talk about the problems that we have with running society the way we're currently doing it, is that this two-party system is just so preposterous.
02:03:46.000 It's so ridiculous to say that you have these two groups, and they're both funded by the same people, competing against each other allegedly, but yet nothing changes.
02:03:54.000 And that this is the system, and this is the only way to do it.
02:03:57.000 Like, well, how come you can't have, like, a hundred different systems and ideas?
02:04:02.000 What is this grand old party?
02:04:04.000 Oh, what's the idea of there being a leader for 320 million people?
02:04:09.000 I mean, none of it makes any sense.
02:04:10.000 A donkey?
02:04:12.000 It's so weird how there's this big show about how much they hate each other, but then they just come together over the most important issues.
02:04:21.000 I always feel betrayed when I see Clinton laughing it up with Bush.
02:04:25.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you guys laughing about?
02:04:28.000 How many people died when you were in office?
02:04:30.000 That's right.
02:04:30.000 And how the media's angle on it.
02:04:33.000 MSNBC or Fox News who supposedly hate each other, but when you see all the presidents together, they're all kind of celebrating it.
02:04:38.000 They're like, it's nice that we could all come together and have this toast.
02:04:41.000 What?
02:04:42.000 What is this?
02:04:43.000 Yeah.
02:04:43.000 I thought, wait, so you're all full of shit.
02:04:45.000 And how is it that, you know, you have these things where, so the Republicans hate Obama, Obama hates the Republicans, they both think the other one's the reason why the country's falling apart.
02:04:53.000 But then when, like, you know, something like the NDAA bill, where he says he can arrest American citizens with no charges and hold them indefinitely, we all just get together and sign that.
02:05:02.000 Oh, that's fine.
02:05:03.000 And the media, that's not even like that big of a deal.
02:05:06.000 They just passed a law that said they can arrest you.
02:05:08.000 The whole idea that you have rights, we just overthrew that in one bill.
02:05:13.000 But that'll get a mention here or there.
02:05:16.000 But you have to understand that that won't be used.
02:05:18.000 Don't worry about it.
02:05:19.000 That's all for terrorists.
02:05:20.000 That's my favorite.
02:05:21.000 Obama actually, he put in a signing statement when he signed it into law.
02:05:25.000 He said, and I guess this was to appease the liberal activists who maybe would be a little upset with him, but he said, my administration has no plans.
02:05:34.000 Of detaining American citizens.
02:05:37.000 But we want to let you know that we read your emails.
02:05:39.000 If you fuck with us, we're coming hard.
02:05:42.000 Who's okay with that?
02:05:44.000 It's just frustrating for, I think, everybody that nothing changes and that this two-party system was in place when we were kids, it's in place now, and it's quite possibly it'll be in place 50 years from now when we're dead.
02:05:57.000 I don't know.
02:05:57.000 I do think something is changing in this election cycle, and I don't know that it's purely a positive force, but there's definitely something going on.
02:06:05.000 I mean, if you look at what's going on with Trump, and I'm no fan, but it is a moment.
02:06:11.000 Trump is having a real moment, and he is kind of tearing down this matrix.
02:06:18.000 And Bernie also had an interesting moment.
02:06:21.000 It's very interesting that they always, the powers that be kind of decide who these people are going to be, and it does seem like this year people are really rejecting that on a very grassroots level, like, no, we don't buy this bullshit.
02:06:33.000 I wonder how much longer they can keep it up.
02:06:35.000 Well, there's no real candidates.
02:06:37.000 That's the problem.
02:06:39.000 You're dealing with scrubs.
02:06:40.000 It's like this minor league ball team that wants to play in the Super Bowl because there's some sort of a strike amongst really good players.
02:06:47.000 It really seems like that.
02:06:48.000 I mean, come on, man.
02:06:49.000 You're telling me that Donald Trump is the best we can do?
02:06:52.000 Or Hillary Clinton, what you were talking about before.
02:06:54.000 I mean, just as comedians, how many charismatic, just interesting people do you know?
02:07:02.000 This show you do, there's so many different really smart, interesting people.
02:07:06.000 You're telling me we can't find one?
02:07:08.000 Yeah.
02:07:09.000 But I think, like you said before, the real problem is that a good person...
02:07:13.000 Or any type of honest person would right away go, no, I can't rule 320 million people.
02:07:18.000 Not only that, you would never get to that position.
02:07:21.000 Because you would be compromised every step of the way.
02:07:24.000 And then you would become what they are.
02:07:26.000 I mean, it's a really rigged game.
02:07:29.000 And it's rigged through lobbyists and special interest groups and money and campaign funds.
02:07:34.000 By the time you get to that position, unless you're Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump, and that's what makes it interesting, is they're the only two people that represents two completely new paradigms.
02:07:44.000 Yes.
02:07:44.000 You have Bernie, who is this weird socialist type character, democratic socialist character, and then you have Trump, who's like the ultimate capitalist.
02:07:53.000 And both people represent entirely new groups because Donald Trump is essentially at least partially self-funded.
02:08:00.000 And, you know, now he's trying to get money, and there's...
02:08:02.000 Well, he's already the nominee, though.
02:08:04.000 I mean, he's cemented.
02:08:05.000 So it's an interesting position where he's gonna get some support.
02:08:08.000 Yes, but so far, basically, Trump and Sanders both found a way to do it without taking corporate money.
02:08:14.000 Trump found a way to speak over the media and get the media to keep him in their 24-hour news cycle.
02:08:19.000 Yeah, he manipulated the shit out of everybody.
02:08:20.000 But they're both...
02:08:21.000 I mean, I gotta say, they're not...
02:08:23.000 I don't look at, while their personalities are very different, I don't know if anything about their policies are actually diametrically opposed.
02:08:29.000 I think they're both kind of populists in a lot of ways.
02:08:32.000 Bernie Sanders has more of an ideology, like this is my philosophy on what government should do, and Trump's just kind of like, well, let's let it rip.
02:08:40.000 But they're both kind of like, let me tell you what you want to hear to the crowd.
02:08:43.000 Well, Trump is a carnival barker.
02:08:46.000 And, you know, he talks about that in The Art of the Deal.
02:08:48.000 I mean, his whole style of campaigning is all mapped out in his books, where he talks about this larger-than-life persona that he's created in order to make himself a public figure, in order to make himself more wealthy, more popular, and more able to get things done.
02:09:04.000 I mean, this is like a strategy.
02:09:06.000 This whole thing that he's doing, like, and I called him, we're gonna make that wall 10 feet higher!
02:09:11.000 Like, that's all, like, carnival barker shit.
02:09:14.000 But it's amazing that he...
02:09:16.000 He's stepped into the game of politics and almost ripped it open from the inside where he's like, I'm just talking like a dude.
02:09:23.000 Yeah.
02:09:24.000 I'm not even doing...
02:09:24.000 And I don't know how Hillary Clinton's going to handle this guy.
02:09:27.000 Well, how about when he was talking about how big his dick is?
02:09:30.000 Well, to be fair, he just said there's no problem.
02:09:34.000 No, look, it's amazing.
02:09:35.000 Someone was insinuating that he had small hands, so he had small penis.
02:09:39.000 And I just said, I want to let you know there's no problems there.
02:09:41.000 He made a, I have a big dick reference.
02:09:43.000 So here's what happened, right?
02:09:44.000 This guy, this was like, I think a couple decades ago, okay?
02:09:47.000 There was this guy who worked for Vanity Fair, and he wrote something about Trump having small hands.
02:09:53.000 And Trump sent him a picture, like headshots, of his hands.
02:09:58.000 And a note being like, I don't have small hands.
02:10:01.000 Like, he actually responded to him.
02:10:02.000 And this was out there.
02:10:03.000 Like, I heard some people talk about this.
02:10:05.000 So Marco Rubio knew if he went at his hands, this would, like, get to him.
02:10:10.000 Yeah, but it doesn't make sense, because his hands aren't small.
02:10:13.000 No.
02:10:13.000 But for whatever reason, he said something.
02:10:16.000 He goes, Marco Rubio said he's got small hands and you know what they say about guys with small hands.
02:10:20.000 And this is the maniac that is Donald Trump.
02:10:22.000 He couldn't not bring that up.
02:10:24.000 So the next debate, he goes, and by the way, he said I have small hands.
02:10:28.000 And look at these hands.
02:10:29.000 They're pretty good.
02:10:30.000 Am I right?
02:10:32.000 And just so you know, he couldn't stop there.
02:10:34.000 And just so you know, he implied that because of these small hands, that means something else is small.
02:10:39.000 And I promise you, there's no problem there.
02:10:42.000 Yeah, it was very bizarre.
02:10:43.000 Strange.
02:10:44.000 I mean, I guess his fingers are relatively short.
02:10:47.000 They're not great.
02:10:48.000 But there's nothing weird, like, where you'd have to comment about it.
02:10:52.000 They're not presidential hands.
02:10:53.000 I'll say that.
02:10:55.000 Abe Lincoln probably has some long-ass crazy hands.
02:10:58.000 I mean, it's a weird thing to criticize, though, because you're talking about something that someone can't change.
02:11:05.000 It's like making fun of someone's ears when they're running for president.
02:11:08.000 It's all bizarre.
02:11:09.000 But it's very strange.
02:11:11.000 But it is a tell to Donald Trump that he can't not address it.
02:11:15.000 Like, if you put that out there, he's gotta come back.
02:11:19.000 Yeah, but it worked.
02:11:20.000 The problem is his comeback was effective.
02:11:22.000 So then he wins.
02:11:24.000 So Marco Rubio, who's just this weird mama's boy looking putz, he just doesn't have any charisma.
02:11:32.000 When he would be jabbing back and forth with Trump, like, dude, you're an amateur.
02:11:36.000 He's going to chew you up.
02:11:38.000 He's used to being criticized.
02:11:39.000 He's used to being arrogant.
02:11:41.000 He's used to shutting people down.
02:11:43.000 Yeah.
02:11:43.000 He's just gonna bark over you.
02:11:45.000 That's another one of my issues with Gary Johnson, is that I just feel like, man, if the LP wants to do something, if the Libertarian, you know, if they want to have a moment here, and you're telling me the hope is if we can get to 15% in the polls, then we get into a debate.
02:11:58.000 And I have to overlook the fact that this guy was already in a debate that nobody remembers because he didn't do anything.
02:12:03.000 And now he's got to go debate Trump?
02:12:05.000 Right.
02:12:06.000 Trump!
02:12:06.000 You gotta send someone who's got some type of...
02:12:10.000 Well, he's gonna be in the debates, though, right?
02:12:12.000 Gary Johnson?
02:12:12.000 No, he's gotta get 15%.
02:12:14.000 He's gotta poll that.
02:12:15.000 And he's gotta get into the polls, then he's gotta get 15% in the polls.
02:12:18.000 It's a whole fucking thing.
02:12:19.000 Right, and they also have to choose which polls.
02:12:21.000 But I don't think they find him threatening.
02:12:23.000 It might actually be smart for them to allow him in, to expose...
02:12:26.000 I mean, I think both sides would probably think that he would expose something that the other side has, and both sides would probably be under the impression there's an opportunity to capitalize on it.
02:12:35.000 Well, I think the left...
02:12:36.000 I don't know.
02:12:59.000 A third party really made any noise was Ross Perot, and they changed all the rules after that guy got out of there.
02:13:05.000 Commission for presidential debates.
02:13:06.000 That's right.
02:13:07.000 It used to be like the League of Women Voters or whatever used to run it, and now just the Democrats and Republicans, they were like, let's never let that happen again.
02:13:15.000 Yeah, they fucked up.
02:13:16.000 They let that crazy old billionaire buy time on TV. Remember that?
02:13:19.000 Yep.
02:13:20.000 You're being hoodwinked, and I'll show you how.
02:13:24.000 Yeah, you don't want some crazy old Texas billionaire on television in the 1980s or whatever the fuck it was.
02:13:30.000 It's one of those things to me where I don't see how it's going to change.
02:13:35.000 I look at it and I go, boy, they can just keep running this fucking game for another four years and another four years and it'll keep going and then we'll be like 70 going, what the fuck, man?
02:13:44.000 See, I don't think so.
02:13:45.000 I think we're on the verge of the collapse.
02:13:50.000 And I don't know exactly where verge is.
02:13:52.000 I don't know how much longer.
02:13:54.000 President Trump might do it.
02:13:56.000 Maybe.
02:13:57.000 Maybe.
02:13:57.000 But I think if you look at a few kind of like fundamentals...
02:14:01.000 We're in the process of an empire falling.
02:14:04.000 Like the far, far too expanded militarily, drowning in debt.
02:14:09.000 And if you really look at the debt, I mean, it's not just the 19 trillion.
02:14:12.000 There's like over 100 trillion in unfunded liabilities.
02:14:14.000 Like all these Medicare and Social Security and all these programs, they're all going to blow up.
02:14:20.000 We've also got just trillions and trillions of dollars that are extended being held at these big banks that...
02:14:27.000 There's all these factors and also look at the moral kind of like the cultural decay kind of going on that Trump I think kind of embodies.
02:14:35.000 I think there's a lot of Indicators that we're in the crash process.
02:14:41.000 Well, he embodies the cultural decay in that one sense.
02:14:44.000 And on the other sense, you've got the cultural decay by social justice warriors and people super oversensitive, who Ralph Nader is rallying against now.
02:14:52.000 I pulled this up on Twitter today.
02:14:55.000 Ralph Nader was saying that men today are oversensitive because they never had to deal with the draft.
02:15:02.000 He's like, you guys are complaining about nothing.
02:15:04.000 Like, this is nonsense.
02:15:06.000 Good for Ralph Nader, man.
02:15:07.000 Look at this.
02:15:08.000 Ralph Nader on trigger warnings.
02:15:10.000 Young men are far too sensitive because they've never been in a draft.
02:15:13.000 Isn't that fucking hilarious?
02:15:14.000 They're talking about trigger warnings.
02:15:17.000 Trigger warnings make me want to fucking hit somebody.
02:15:20.000 It really does.
02:15:22.000 Jesus Christ.
02:15:23.000 It makes me so, it's so fucking stupid that you're supposed to protect people from, first of all, that's not even how trigger works.
02:15:30.000 Triggers work by like being in a place where something bad happened to you or hearing a sound or seeing a thing.
02:15:36.000 It's not bringing up the act of, like if someone says, you know, murder or Oh, my dad was murdered.
02:15:41.000 It's a trigger warning.
02:15:42.000 Why didn't you warn me?
02:15:43.000 The trigger hit me.
02:15:45.000 But that's the whole world's going to trigger you then.
02:15:47.000 Then every fucking piece of media, every movie, every television show has a potential for being a trigger warning.
02:15:53.000 And it's not as if I just hate people and I don't care if you're triggered and deal with your past.
02:16:00.000 I think we have a big epidemic of soldiers coming back suffering from PTSD. I'd like to not send them to wars so we don't have to deal with this.
02:16:07.000 But the idea that we should...
02:16:09.000 We should change, we should like nerf foam the world in case you're triggered.
02:16:14.000 So a college now can't explore anything they want to because what if someone had something violent in their past happen?
02:16:21.000 And then it seems to be a very convenient thing where you know like the feminists or the social justice warriors are like policing rape jokes in the comedy community but they don't ever seem to be policing like a war joke or you know it's like they don't seem to care about men being triggered and Like you were saying,
02:16:37.000 it's mostly just infantile bullshit.
02:16:39.000 It's just these privileged kids on college campuses who want to shut down a conservative speaker from talking.
02:16:46.000 It's really insanity.
02:16:47.000 Yeah, and it's so fucking...
02:16:51.000 The way they're doing is rabid.
02:16:53.000 It's like they're so frothy at the mouth and so taken away with the idea that they're doing some incredible right and this has to be done and this justice must prevail and transgender people should be able to use the women's room without...
02:17:08.000 You know, any questioning whatsoever about where they stand.
02:17:10.000 There's some weirdness going on today that is like what we were talking about when people are young, when you can send them to war, and when you send these young people to war that they don't really have enough data yet.
02:17:22.000 Well, there's a lot of that going on where there's a social war, and these people don't have a lot of data either, and they're just furious and foaming at the mouth, and when it all is said and done, the dust settles.
02:17:33.000 When they're older, they're probably not even going to be on that team anymore.
02:17:37.000 You know, you're probably gonna wise up and realize how fucking goofy those people you're hanging around with are who are getting mad at white people for wearing dreadlocks.
02:17:44.000 Oh my god.
02:17:45.000 Social appropriation, cultural appropriation.
02:17:47.000 It's like, listen, we all hate white people in dreadlocks, but you've actually made me someone I hate more than white people in dreadlocks.
02:17:53.000 Yes!
02:17:54.000 That's how much you've fucked up.
02:17:55.000 Not only that, you don't even know where dreadlocks came from.
02:17:58.000 First of all, white people have had dreadlocks throughout history.
02:18:01.000 Well, when you were comparing the kind of cultural decay from the Trump supporters and the social justice warriors, I do see a lot of it just rooted in, like, anti-intellectualism.
02:18:09.000 I mean, there's just, like, no...
02:18:10.000 It doesn't matter.
02:18:11.000 You don't need to know anything.
02:18:12.000 I mean, they will shut down a Christina Hoff Summers speech.
02:18:16.000 Yes.
02:18:17.000 I think she's amazing.
02:18:18.000 I saw you did a great podcast with her.
02:18:21.000 But, I mean, she is...
02:18:22.000 She's a feminist!
02:18:23.000 She's a liberal!
02:18:23.000 She's a liberal feminist who's just going, oh, by the way, your data is a little off.
02:18:28.000 Yes.
02:18:29.000 And they're like, oh, rape apologist!
02:18:30.000 Exactly.
02:18:31.000 She just talks about the facts, and she calls herself a factual feminist.
02:18:36.000 That's her statement.
02:18:37.000 Right.
02:18:37.000 And there's something wrong with telling people they have things wrong to them.
02:18:44.000 I mean, this is how crazy the left has gotten.
02:18:47.000 Because you're 20, and you've figured everything out, evidently.
02:18:52.000 Well, it's just noise.
02:18:53.000 There's a lot of noise.
02:18:54.000 And sometimes in those noise, there's some important points on both sides.
02:18:57.000 But, boy, there's a whole lot of noise, too.
02:19:00.000 And it's a lot of arguing, a lot of yelling gets done, and not a lot of progress gets made.
02:19:06.000 Just people dig in their heels, and they take a side, and they draw a line in the sand, and you've got the people on the right and the people on the left.
02:19:14.000 Yeah, like you said at the beginning, it becomes a big team identity thing, and then it's just justifying the position you're already in.
02:19:21.000 So you're just looking for confirmation bias, like, my team's right, or my team's right.
02:19:26.000 Yeah, and why is everybody so goddamn sensitive?
02:19:29.000 Like, the gender pronoun thing is so fucking bananas.
02:19:34.000 Like, you should know that if you're a dude and you look like a woman, okay, that people are gonna get that wrong on occasion.
02:19:40.000 Like, okay, what do you look like, okay?
02:19:43.000 Do you look like Catherine Zeta-Jones in a bikini?
02:19:45.000 Well, if you do, people are gonna say her.
02:19:47.000 And if they say her, that's not a bad thing.
02:19:49.000 Oh, you're assuming my gender?
02:19:51.000 You know, there's people out there that they think that you should name your dog gender-neutral names, because your dog can't decide.
02:19:58.000 Like, this is a real debate amongst feminists and social justice warriors who have animals, whether or not they should impose their stereotypes that they have on human beings on their dogs and cats.
02:20:09.000 Look, and it's just insanity, but I feel like there's something, like on these college campuses, that's almost like, that's housing that.
02:20:17.000 Like, they're letting them develop these ridiculous ideas, and I'll tell you, I think part of it, I really blame the college professors for a lot of this, because I think these are also people who have, a lot of them have lived in college their entire lives.
02:20:28.000 They're people who go to college and then just stay in college.
02:20:30.000 And they get post-graduate degrees and then they teach.
02:20:33.000 And they're kind of letting this happen.
02:20:36.000 And no one's going like, okay, shut up.
02:20:38.000 That's not a real issue.
02:20:39.000 Look, I'm all for, like, I'm a complete libertarian.
02:20:42.000 You should be able to, if you have a doctor who's willing to perform a surgery on you and you want to identify as her instead of him, I'll call you her because who cares?
02:20:50.000 I'm not going to call you Z. No, that's fucking ridiculous.
02:20:53.000 But you also can't, even if I'm willing to call you something, you can't make it a huge issue if not everybody is willing to call you that.
02:21:02.000 We're fighting wars here.
02:21:03.000 Have you seen HERE? H-I-R? Yeah.
02:21:07.000 There's like 18 of those now.
02:21:08.000 Yeah, like LGBTQ is not even close to all the letters that are on that thing anymore.
02:21:13.000 Well, how about in New York, they're gonna fine businesses if they intentionally misgender you.
02:21:19.000 Like, you can get sued and fined for like a quarter million dollars if you don't call someone Z. See, and this is where it becomes like a real fucking problem, is it's like, okay, you know what, you guys can have your little fun and games and your safe space on college campus all you want to, but now you start bringing in the forceful arm of government to actually go fuck over a business owner who's trying to provide jobs and,
02:21:39.000 you know, feed his kids.
02:21:40.000 But it becomes a problem even in colleges.
02:21:43.000 Because what if you don't subscribe to those ideologies?
02:21:46.000 And you've got to go to school with these monkeys.
02:21:47.000 And they're all running around insisting their pronoun is Z-H-E-E. And if you don't say it, you're a shitlord.
02:21:54.000 Like, whoa.
02:21:55.000 Yeah, well, it's also real scary.
02:21:56.000 The fact that if you've ever had a drunken hookup, you're a rapist.
02:21:59.000 Oh, yeah.
02:21:59.000 But by the way, only the man.
02:22:01.000 Only the man.
02:22:02.000 Yes, of course.
02:22:03.000 And that's what happened at Occidental here.
02:22:04.000 And when we talked about it on the podcast with...
02:22:09.000 Professor, renegade history...
02:22:12.000 Thaddeus Russell.
02:22:13.000 Thaddeus Russell, who's brilliant, brilliant guy.
02:22:16.000 And we were talking about how incredible it is that they find a way to justify two people hooking up with text messages, with a girl saying, come on over, bring condoms.
02:22:26.000 They have sex, and the guy is the one who's a rapist because they were both drunk.
02:22:30.000 That's insane.
02:22:31.000 The guy got kicked out of school, and he's still in the middle of lawsuits.
02:22:33.000 Oh, it's insane, but it's also like a fascinating glimpse into how you see things, because it's weird how you...
02:22:39.000 It's almost like these guys come back to be the caricature of what the 1950s chauvinist was supposed to be, assuming that women are these fragile, delicate creatures who can't handle the same thing a man can.
02:22:51.000 It's like, you're really being the sexist here.
02:22:53.000 Exactly.
02:22:54.000 I always say, like, all those guys who would...
02:22:57.000 Like, I remember there was a big thing on your show when Jamie Kilstein was on about the Tosh rape joke, but I always wonder when...
02:23:04.000 And I've argued with a few people like that who I do...
02:23:07.000 Now, by the way, I'm not throwing this out in the stupid way that it's thrown out when they go, more men are raped than women are raped.
02:23:12.000 That's not...
02:23:12.000 But why is it, seeing as that that is a fact, prison included, and stuff like that, why is it that every time you think of this scenario where someone's triggered from a rape joke, it's always a woman?
02:23:22.000 You're always like, what if there's a woman in the crowd who's been triggered?
02:23:25.000 It's never a concern that it could be a man who could be triggered.
02:23:28.000 It's because we're tribal.
02:23:29.000 And we break off into male versus female teams.
02:23:32.000 And if the males are the rapists on both accounts, men are raping the women and they're raping the men.
02:23:37.000 See, I told you men are shit.
02:23:38.000 They're raping each other.
02:23:39.000 Right.
02:23:39.000 But no one seems to feel for that rape victim of a man.
02:23:42.000 No, because they're men.
02:23:43.000 Exactly.
02:23:43.000 Because they're on the wrong team.
02:23:44.000 Oh, dude.
02:23:45.000 You're on a shitlord team.
02:23:46.000 Kurt made this point.
02:23:47.000 Did you ever see the Law& Order episode?
02:23:50.000 Nope.
02:23:50.000 I'll tell you now.
02:23:51.000 No.
02:23:51.000 Definitely.
02:23:52.000 I've never seen any Law& Order.
02:23:53.000 I've never watched that show.
02:23:54.000 Here, they did the one on stand-up comics and rape jokes.
02:23:57.000 No.
02:23:57.000 Dude, it's...
02:23:58.000 No, they didn't.
02:23:59.000 It's the worst thing that's ever been made.
02:24:00.000 Oh, my God.
02:24:01.000 Dude, it's not even like you can't even believe how bad it is.
02:24:05.000 Until you see it.
02:24:06.000 It's like this guy makes a rape joke at a comedy club.
02:24:10.000 And of course it kills.
02:24:11.000 Because that's what happens when you tell a woman in the crowd you hope she gets raped.
02:24:14.000 Everyone just laughs at the top of the...
02:24:16.000 Anyway.
02:24:17.000 And then by the end, then she gets raped after that because he made the rape joke.
02:24:21.000 It leads to rape.
02:24:22.000 And then, I'll do you one better.
02:24:23.000 At the end, he's actually the rapist.
02:24:25.000 The guy telling the rape joke turns out to be the rape.
02:24:27.000 It was like the most ridiculous, irresponsible thing ever.
02:24:31.000 And Kurt Metzger made this point.
02:24:33.000 I just think it's so fucking funny.
02:24:34.000 But he goes, don't they threaten men with rape on every episode of that show?
02:24:39.000 Like every episode, they're like, you better start talking.
02:24:41.000 Men like you don't do very good in prison.
02:24:43.000 And you're like, well, really, you're not going to just go clean that up.
02:24:46.000 You're going to threaten me with it.
02:24:47.000 You're going to use that as a negotiation tactic.
02:24:50.000 That's so fun.
02:24:51.000 What's such a shitty show?
02:24:53.000 Those shows are all shit.
02:24:54.000 Every one of those crime shows.
02:24:56.000 What the fuck is it about America where we want to watch hospital shows and police shows?
02:25:02.000 That's all we want to watch.
02:25:03.000 We want to watch people that are in trouble, someone's trying to hide from the law, or someone that's worried that mom's not going to make it.
02:25:09.000 And they're holding her hand, and the doctor's working furiously, and a young, handsome doctor, he leaves after 16 hours, and he's sweaty, takes his hand, and then another guy comes in with a gunshot wound, and back to work.
02:25:20.000 Wow, so noble.
02:25:21.000 Cut to, you know, commercials for fucking Tide deodorant, and whatever.
02:25:27.000 Shampoo, and fucking Toyota trucks, and everybody goes to sleep.
02:25:30.000 Brrr!
02:25:32.000 Wake up in the morning.
02:25:33.000 Time to consume.
02:25:34.000 We are a weird fucking people.
02:25:35.000 We're the weirdest thing.
02:25:37.000 We're the weirdest thing.
02:25:38.000 Collectively, you have to look at us as what we are as a giant superorganism.
02:25:42.000 We look at ourselves inside of our culture and our belief systems and our actions and what gets done and the pollution of the environment.
02:25:52.000 Overall, what is the species doing when you're looking at it as an outsider?
02:25:56.000 If you were completely removed from culture, completely removed from tradition and communication, and you just looked at us as some weird organism, what is it trying to do?
02:26:06.000 Well, it's just making better stuff all the time.
02:26:09.000 That's all it's doing.
02:26:10.000 And all this other stuff that it does is just to distract it while it's making better stuff.
02:26:15.000 All these little chicken dances and peacock feathers and all the fucking weird noises it makes.
02:26:21.000 What are you signaling?
02:26:22.000 I have a mattress and I'm carrying it around until my rapist is brought to justice.
02:26:26.000 All that madness and all the arguing and all the craziness that's going on is just a distraction while it's making better and faster computers.
02:26:33.000 That's all it is.
02:26:34.000 It's creating an artificial life form and it's going to do it under this guise of Christianity and Islam and all these different things.
02:26:43.000 It's like, oh no, Islam's the way.
02:26:46.000 Oh no, Christians are the way.
02:26:48.000 Meanwhile, there's a robot.
02:26:49.000 A robot overlord that the Switch is about to get turned on.
02:26:53.000 And you're fucked.
02:26:54.000 You're all fucked.
02:26:55.000 It's gonna wipe you out.
02:26:56.000 It's the evolutionary game of numbers, we were saying before.
02:27:00.000 So you need to throw all these people out to get a tiny percentage that will be geniuses that will keep this thing moving.
02:27:06.000 And then you need...
02:27:06.000 The rest of us are basically just waste.
02:27:08.000 It's like, hey, you're just jerking off and watching some dumb reality show.
02:27:11.000 But if you keep fucking and keep fucking, eventually a genius will pop out who will move this thing forward a little bit and a little bit.
02:27:18.000 We're essentially like a giant hive of worker ants with potential options Like you really can write Harry Potter and break away from the rest of the worker ants You really can have a kid that's a fucking math genius because you dropped him on his head when he was a baby You don't want to tell anybody why this kid's so fucking good at math There's a lot of that going on,
02:27:37.000 man.
02:27:38.000 And those little fuckers grow up to be like some Elon Musk character that starts making electric cars and a hyperloop that gets you to San Francisco in three minutes.
02:27:45.000 There's some weird shit happening, and it's all happening, like, exponentially all around us all the time, adding up while we're worried about trigger warnings and whether or not trannies can use the fucking men's room or the women's room and, like...
02:28:01.000 That whole culture on the left of whatever you want to call it, like the social justice warrior, people call it the regressive left.
02:28:07.000 I like that term a lot.
02:28:09.000 I like that term.
02:28:09.000 But it really is just insanity.
02:28:12.000 I was watching recently, did you ever see the 30 for 30 on the Duke Lacrosse show?
02:28:18.000 Yes.
02:28:19.000 Scandal.
02:28:19.000 I mean, it's amazing.
02:28:21.000 First off, that accusation, it's not like it was a gray area, or like they had sex and she was a little drunk.
02:28:28.000 Like, nothing happened.
02:28:30.000 They didn't have sex.
02:28:30.000 This crazy person, who's in jail for murder now, made something up.
02:28:34.000 And it's interesting to watch it, and looking back, you know what happened.
02:28:38.000 You know she made it up.
02:28:39.000 And seeing the social justice warriors protest these guys, and the white knights, the dudes who are hanging out right next to the feminist chick going, These lacrosse guys are out of control and they should go to jail.
02:28:51.000 And you're like, dude, nothing fucking happened.
02:28:53.000 How about Nancy Grace?
02:28:54.000 Nancy Grace never even took any heat for that.
02:28:56.000 She was on TV calling for their arrest.
02:29:00.000 On TV accusing them of this in front of millions and millions of people.
02:29:03.000 And somehow or another, she didn't get sued.
02:29:05.000 Somehow or another, she didn't get brought to jail.
02:29:07.000 They should have pulled her fucking show off the air.
02:29:09.000 I mean, what does it take to get fired?
02:29:11.000 It takes being a man.
02:29:13.000 If she was a man doing the exact same thing about a woman doing something horrible, Oh, I bet you're right.
02:29:17.000 If there was a team of women that were alleged to have done something terrible and he was ranting and raving about these women being brought to justice and brought to jail and it turns out there was no crime being committed at all, you'd have to apologize.
02:29:31.000 She didn't even have to apologize.
02:29:32.000 She didn't do shit.
02:29:33.000 I can't remember who the other reporter...
02:29:35.000 Do you remember at the end of the documentary, this is the one who apologizes?
02:29:39.000 But she actually, she goes like, she's like, look, she apologized and she wrote a thing, like an apology to them.
02:29:45.000 Oh, no.
02:29:46.000 Then they cut back to the articles that she was writing at the time, and it's like this insane...
02:29:51.000 She's like, these boys all know what happened, and they know they're guilty, and they need to be punished for this, blah, blah.
02:29:56.000 And then she's, even in acknowledging it, she goes, well, you know, I do think the fact that I was sexually assaulted in college probably did come into play.
02:30:05.000 Of course, you poor little...
02:30:08.000 Well, guess what?
02:30:09.000 Now you can't be a journalist anymore.
02:30:11.000 I don't know what to tell you.
02:30:12.000 What really happened in college?
02:30:14.000 Do we know?
02:30:15.000 Or are you calling sexual assault getting drunk and getting fucked?
02:30:18.000 Because that might have happened too, because that's really acceptable to say today.
02:30:21.000 And that's disturbing as fuck.
02:30:22.000 And look, even if you were, even if she was completely, you know, in, like, legitimately sexually assaulted, not in any of these bullshit gray areas, like it was an actual sexual assault, the idea that you would, you, like, you're covering a sexual assault case, okay?
02:30:36.000 And you were sexually assaulted before.
02:30:38.000 So right away, what an honest journalist would do would be recuse yourself.
02:30:41.000 You would go, I can't really do this because I'm too emotionally invested in something that happened in my life.
02:30:46.000 But now, to not do that, you're covering this, something that happened to you that you would have to be aware of.
02:30:51.000 I gotta make sure I don't let that creep into my professionalism.
02:30:54.000 But you're using that to try to, you know, to go after these guys.
02:30:58.000 And justifying it after it's been proven that it was incorrect.
02:31:03.000 Well, to her credit, she did apologize once it was proven to be incorrect.
02:31:06.000 But still, like you said, that's not enough.
02:31:07.000 But didn't you say that in the apology, she was saying how she'd been sexually assaulted?
02:31:12.000 She was kind of using that as an excuse.
02:31:14.000 Yeah, you can't do that.
02:31:15.000 It doesn't mean anything to these guys.
02:31:17.000 No.
02:31:17.000 Because they didn't do anything.
02:31:18.000 So they're totally innocent.
02:31:19.000 Those are someone's babies.
02:31:21.000 Someone's babies, young boys who grew up to be young men, and they didn't do shit.
02:31:25.000 And you are writing stories saying that they know what they did.
02:31:30.000 It's like if you were a therapist and you were seeing some 16-year-old kid and you told them to cut off all ties with their parents.
02:31:36.000 And then it turned out their parents were really wonderful people.
02:31:38.000 And you were like, you know, part of it might have been that my parents were really bad.
02:31:42.000 That's exactly what it's like.
02:31:43.000 And you're like, well, then you can't be a shrink anymore.
02:31:45.000 I don't know what to tell you, but you're bad at your job.
02:31:47.000 Yeah.
02:31:48.000 Well, that's cult tactics, right?
02:31:49.000 That's one of the big things they do is tell you to get away from your parents, get away from your family.
02:31:54.000 That's a big one.
02:31:55.000 Which, to be fair, a lot of people's families probably suck, so it's really easy.
02:31:58.000 Yeah.
02:31:58.000 It's easy.
02:31:59.000 If you saw most of the people who end up in cults, I bet their families did really suck, too.
02:32:04.000 They're lucky, a lot of those people.
02:32:06.000 That are in cults.
02:32:07.000 They're lucky they're not sucking dick for cheeseburgers somewhere.
02:32:10.000 A lot of them are just morons.
02:32:12.000 Look, there's a frequency that some people operate on that's really easy to fucking hijack.
02:32:18.000 There's a lot of people out there that are just dumb.
02:32:20.000 And you're not going to fix that.
02:32:21.000 They're dull.
02:32:22.000 They're dull-minded folk that really could be easily influenced.
02:32:26.000 And that's why democracy is such a fucked system to begin with.
02:32:28.000 Because it's everyone who's playing to that, who can whip those people up and get on their frequency.
02:32:34.000 And then there's smart people that can be manipulated.
02:32:37.000 They can be manipulated once they attach themselves to an ideology.
02:32:40.000 We were talking about people on the left that are avoiding all the craziness about Hillary.
02:32:45.000 You had a quote that I really like that's on your Twitter.
02:32:47.000 That if Hillary was a man that had done all the same things that she...
02:32:52.000 What is the quote?
02:32:54.000 I said, if Hillary was a male Republican with the exact same voting record, all of her supporters would hate her with a passion.
02:33:03.000 Yeah.
02:33:03.000 It's true.
02:33:04.000 And it's 100% true.
02:33:05.000 100% true.
02:33:06.000 I mean, this is not controversial in any way or shape or form.
02:33:10.000 Hillary is, you know, I mean, in the stuff I was saying before, but she's like courting the left.
02:33:16.000 She's courting people who are supposed to be liberals.
02:33:18.000 And you'll go, she's supported every single war of my lifetime.
02:33:22.000 Every single war.
02:33:23.000 And they can get past that.
02:33:25.000 She didn't support gay marriage up until 2013. Even their pet issues.
02:33:31.000 Yeah, she's a weird one, man.
02:33:34.000 She's a really, really weird one.
02:33:36.000 That fucking Libya thing.
02:33:37.000 We came, we saw, he died!
02:33:41.000 Like, that's okay?
02:33:44.000 Like, are you kidding me?
02:33:45.000 You remember when the fucking Vermont guy screamed, and then we're gonna go all the way to the West!
02:33:50.000 Hey!
02:33:51.000 Howard Dean.
02:33:52.000 And that one yell did him in.
02:33:54.000 That's it.
02:33:55.000 They saw that and they're like, fuck this guy.
02:33:57.000 We came, we saw, he died!
02:34:02.000 You don't think that lady's fucking crazy?
02:34:05.000 You don't think that lady's fucking crazy?
02:34:07.000 You're down for her?
02:34:09.000 That is completely an ideology thing.
02:34:13.000 She's on your team.
02:34:14.000 You're gonna go along with it, just like it's a religion, just like you're subscribing to some predetermined thing.
02:34:22.000 It's weird for me to see.
02:34:25.000 First of all, it's weird that she wants to be president.
02:34:28.000 Like, aren't you old?
02:34:29.000 Like, you're an old lady.
02:34:31.000 How much energy do you have?
02:34:32.000 You got a ton of money.
02:34:33.000 You just had your first grandkid.
02:34:34.000 Where's your perspective?
02:34:36.000 Like, what are you trying to do?
02:34:37.000 Are you trying to make history as a woman?
02:34:38.000 Is that what it is?
02:34:39.000 I mean, do you want to just, like, get back at your husband for getting his dick sucked in 1991 or whatever the fuck it was?
02:34:44.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't even think it's that.
02:34:46.000 I think it's...
02:34:47.000 I mean, who knows?
02:34:48.000 You know, I'm not in their head, but I think these people are, like, power brokers that just want more and more of it.
02:34:55.000 And it's a real...
02:34:56.000 It is probably...
02:34:58.000 A thrill unlike anything we could imagine to have that much power.
02:35:03.000 And they've tasted a little bit of that, you know?
02:35:06.000 Yeah, it just seems to me that she's like so old that she would just want to chill.
02:35:11.000 You know?
02:35:12.000 It just doesn't make any sense to me.
02:35:14.000 She's an old lady.
02:35:16.000 Like, she doesn't have good health.
02:35:17.000 That was the other thing they're concerned with.
02:35:19.000 She had some health issues, right?
02:35:20.000 Yeah.
02:35:21.000 Didn't she have like concussions or something?
02:35:22.000 Yeah.
02:35:23.000 How did she get hit in the head?
02:35:25.000 I forget what it was, but it was when...
02:35:26.000 Bill probably beat the fuck out of her.
02:35:27.000 Imagine that.
02:35:28.000 Turns out that Bill just wailed on her and she wants to keep it quiet.
02:35:32.000 Bill fucking KO'd her.
02:35:33.000 He head kicked her.
02:35:33.000 I mean, it wouldn't.
02:35:34.000 He's been accused of violence.
02:35:35.000 Wow.
02:35:36.000 She has suffered from feigning spells since at least 2005. In that year, she passed out, presumably sober, while giving a speech.
02:35:42.000 In 2012, she passed out yet again and suffered a concussion.
02:35:46.000 Holy fuck.
02:35:47.000 Presumably sober is something that if they ever have to say it, it's just not good.
02:35:51.000 Yeah, you got issues.
02:35:52.000 We're always presumably sober.
02:35:54.000 I'm not usually presumably sober.
02:35:56.000 But this idea that she fell asleep and hit her fucking head.
02:36:02.000 Like when people fall and hit their head, it's one of the worst things about getting knocked out.
02:36:06.000 It's not getting punched in the head.
02:36:07.000 It's you falling down and getting hit in the head with the earth.
02:36:10.000 Yeah.
02:36:11.000 Like their heads bounce off the ground.
02:36:13.000 That's like a big issue in street fights and stuff when you watch someone get sucker punched.
02:36:17.000 They fall down and their head gets bounced off the curb.
02:36:20.000 And I think people who have like epilepsy and things like that, like that's the big fear that what happens is that you end up cracking your head on the ground.
02:36:26.000 It's not just the...
02:36:27.000 Seizures.
02:36:28.000 Seizures.
02:36:30.000 Yeah, there's...
02:36:31.000 There's something...
02:36:33.000 I don't know.
02:36:33.000 You know, Hillary Clinton said recently, and this would probably be one of the tactics she tries to use against Trump, but she said something along the way.
02:36:39.000 She goes, you know, I just...
02:36:40.000 I don't know if he's the type of guy we would want having control of the nuclear codes.
02:36:44.000 And it's just like an interesting thing to look at where you're like, how crazy is it that any one person has control of those nuclear codes?
02:36:51.000 Like, we're just counting on one person to not snap?
02:36:56.000 To not kill the whole world.
02:36:57.000 To just...
02:36:58.000 Yeah, hopefully you don't ever just like, I've had enough, I'm fucking...
02:37:01.000 Right.
02:37:01.000 Well, we know that people kill themselves.
02:37:04.000 Right.
02:37:05.000 That alone should just disqualify human beings from having that kind of power.
02:37:10.000 Are human beings capable of killing people?
02:37:12.000 Yes.
02:37:12.000 For no reason?
02:37:13.000 Yes.
02:37:14.000 Randomly?
02:37:14.000 Yes.
02:37:15.000 What about killing themselves?
02:37:16.000 All the time.
02:37:17.000 How often?
02:37:18.000 Every day.
02:37:18.000 How many people?
02:37:19.000 A lot.
02:37:20.000 Oh, we can't have people run it.
02:37:21.000 So let's have a person who's a politician who's in the highest stress job imaginable.
02:37:28.000 Let's have them just have control of those codes.
02:37:30.000 Unfortunately, that is the green light for the robot overlords to take over because we can't trust people.
02:37:36.000 Well, the robots are just going to be way more sober about this.
02:37:39.000 They're going to make rational decisions Based on logic and mathematics and possibilities and probabilities and the understanding of human race that we really can't comprehend because we're just monkeys.
02:37:50.000 Is this when you bring me into your giver society?
02:37:54.000 No, I'm going to bring you to one of those landmark meetings.
02:37:56.000 Those landmark forum meetings.
02:37:58.000 Yeah.
02:37:59.000 I think it's entirely possible that AI is going to be how we dictate government in the future.
02:38:07.000 Yeah, Allen Iverson's going to rule.
02:38:09.000 No, I'm kidding.
02:38:12.000 Basketball player?
02:38:12.000 Yeah, basketball player.
02:38:12.000 They used to call him AI. That's a dumb joke.
02:38:15.000 But yeah, it does seem like that would be an interesting tipping point.
02:38:20.000 I do feel like I'm more on the side of technology than on the side of being afraid of it.
02:38:24.000 Oh yeah, me too.
02:38:25.000 I just feel like it's going to be more of a...
02:38:27.000 Humans will be guiding it, at least to a certain point.
02:38:32.000 And I think it's gonna make life a lot better.
02:38:34.000 I think we are some weird sea anemone type character.
02:38:39.000 Some weird fucking primitive life form that is really kind of outdated and it's not gonna- we're not gonna make it.
02:38:46.000 You think we're going to have to combine?
02:38:48.000 Yeah, we're going to symbiotic.
02:38:50.000 We're going to become symbiotes.
02:38:51.000 We're going to definitely have computer chips in our brain.
02:38:54.000 It'll start off with you'll be able to store your memories and share them with your grandchildren.
02:38:57.000 All we have to do is install this chip.
02:38:59.000 And the next thing you know, we can increase your vision with this retina implant and we can double your IQ in three weeks.
02:39:06.000 Oh, fucking sign me up.
02:39:08.000 That's hard to say no to.
02:39:08.000 Well, I know that your joints are bothering you, Mr. Wilson.
02:39:11.000 Let's replace your hips with artificial hips.
02:39:13.000 Okay, let's do it.
02:39:15.000 Okay, now you got artificial hips.
02:39:16.000 And you're like, you know what?
02:39:17.000 We found a new way to replicate the spine without any of the pain and issues.
02:39:23.000 And we're just going to replace it all with titanium.
02:39:25.000 And okay, well, I'm in.
02:39:27.000 And the next thing you know, your bones are getting brittle, sir.
02:39:30.000 You're getting old.
02:39:30.000 Well, fortunately, we figured out a brain transplant with a bio-identical body.
02:39:35.000 We're going to take your brain.
02:39:36.000 It'll only be outside of your current body for three minutes.
02:39:39.000 Whoa, hold on.
02:39:40.000 Okay, what am I now?
02:39:42.000 Because now I'm a brain inside a new body?
02:39:44.000 I don't want to do that surgery the first year they come out with it.
02:39:47.000 I want to wait like a few years, let them work the kinks out.
02:39:49.000 The problem with that is those people that got it first will take over.
02:39:53.000 They'll be reading each other's minds, and flying, and breathing underwater, and you just want to have a chance to compete.
02:39:58.000 They're going to gather up all the money and the resources, they're going to have all the hookers, and then they don't even need hookers, because they can orgasm just by pressing their tempo.
02:40:07.000 They're just going to jizz in their pants.
02:40:10.000 That'll be a big turning point, man.
02:40:11.000 If they can ever create a thing where, like, our sexual desires are taken care of...
02:40:15.000 Oh yeah, that's gonna happen.
02:40:17.000 I mean, yeah, that'll be an interesting, uh, just fundamental change in humanity.
02:40:21.000 Well, people get addicted to that.
02:40:22.000 That's gonna be a virtual reality thing.
02:40:23.000 But then it'll be hollow, because they're gonna get addicted to it, and there's not gonna be any consequences.
02:40:28.000 Like, one of the things about sexual conquest...
02:40:31.000 I think it's one of the same things with all sorts of uncertainty.
02:40:34.000 You never know how it's going to turn out.
02:40:36.000 And so there's risk involved, and it's scary.
02:40:39.000 And people get addicted to this risk.
02:40:41.000 And even the risk of rejection, I mean, it's not like really scary, like anything can go wrong, but there's a game going on.
02:40:46.000 Like, can I get these people to love me?
02:40:48.000 Like, how do I get these people to love me?
02:40:50.000 Oh, I gotta have the right chains on and the right car and show up at the right place and, you know, get the right spot where there's table service and, you know, I have to have a bunch of people that are famous around me so that I look like a pimp.
02:41:03.000 You know what I mean?
02:41:04.000 Yeah, so there's the whole identity thing and then it validates your identity to get that chick.
02:41:08.000 It doesn't always work.
02:41:09.000 Some girls come up and like...
02:41:10.000 This motherfucker think he's something.
02:41:12.000 And she walks off like, that bitch!
02:41:13.000 She doesn't even know who I am!
02:41:15.000 You know, and they're trying to, like, figure out a way to become special.
02:41:18.000 Well, if everybody just has to, you know, just download the fuck program, and all of a sudden you're in an orgy with a hundred thousand tens all lining up to blow you, like, where's the fun in that?
02:41:29.000 No, you're right.
02:41:29.000 But that's why the human the human experience works in strange ways So maybe then that's what we'll be attracted to like, you know People will want to go back toward kind of the thrill of the hunt like oh, that's easy I think it'll be more like a video game where video games are no fun if you get to play on god mode You know you play a video game on god mode.
02:41:45.000 You can't get shot.
02:41:46.000 You run around blowing everything away.
02:41:47.000 You win.
02:41:48.000 It's there's no thrill there.
02:41:49.000 It's too easy.
02:41:50.000 There's no consequences.
02:41:51.000 Well, that's the Alan What's his name?
02:41:53.000 Alan Watts You ever hear that guy?
02:41:55.000 He's like a hippie kind of philosopher guy.
02:41:57.000 But he was saying like the idea of like that's why basically this dream that is life, that's why it's like this.
02:42:03.000 Because we're like all powerful.
02:42:04.000 But then we got to a point where that's no fun anymore.
02:42:07.000 So you want to like have life.
02:42:09.000 Yeah, what was his quote?
02:42:10.000 He was talking about a game.
02:42:11.000 He was saying if you were going to construct a game about human civilization, that's exactly what you would construct.
02:42:17.000 You would construct a game that's like what we're doing right now.
02:42:21.000 And this is exactly how a divine being would play.
02:42:24.000 Well, the one I heard him, he was, like, saying, like, almost like, imagine, like, you've already lived through all those God Mode games.
02:42:30.000 You got bored of that, and that's why you're here.
02:42:32.000 Yeah.
02:42:32.000 Because you're like, yeah, God Mode's not that fun anymore.
02:42:34.000 Let's, you know, try something that's a little bit of a challenge.
02:42:36.000 Yeah.
02:42:37.000 And this is, you know, the level of challenge that you wanted.
02:42:39.000 Well, it's an interesting philosophy, and it's an interesting perspective.
02:42:43.000 But lots of this shit, you know, like, obviously, we don't know exactly where this is going to go, and you're talking, like, a little bit out there.
02:42:48.000 Not that this is even that far away.
02:42:49.000 I mean, if you look at, like, where a Nokia phone was compared to where, you know, these things are, I mean, it's a big difference.
02:42:56.000 It's not that far off into the future, but even just little things, like, personally, I get really fascinated by, like, the implications toward government and how we organize society.
02:43:05.000 So when something, I mean...
02:43:07.000 We can just 3D print guns, and everybody can 3D print a gun.
02:43:11.000 I mean, we don't really need to fight about the Second Amendment anymore, because you've got it.
02:43:15.000 Everyone's going to have a gun if they want to have a gun.
02:43:17.000 And I feel like there will be a lot of these type of things that just kind of nullify government, whether or not it's like, it doesn't matter, because people can just go over here and do it.
02:43:27.000 So we don't even need to have this debate, which to me should be the way lots of things are settled.
02:43:33.000 I mean, who cares about debating over gay marriage or something like that?
02:43:36.000 Let people associate however they want to associate.
02:43:38.000 Don't you think that's one of those non-issues that's an issue to people that actually are gay that want to get married?
02:43:44.000 But the reason why it gets bounced around, I feel like it's like a beach ball at a concert.
02:43:47.000 They just chuck it out there whenever there's something really serious that people want to talk about.
02:43:53.000 They throw that around as if it's like, oh, this needs to be addressed as well.
02:43:56.000 Absolutely.
02:43:56.000 Absolutely.
02:43:57.000 And then it becomes a distraction.
02:43:58.000 I think you're 100% right.
02:43:59.000 I think it gets used as a distraction.
02:44:01.000 I think it's also something where government, it searches itself somewhere, and then there's going to be a debate over it.
02:44:08.000 Whereas if government wasn't there, we just wouldn't need to have any of this.
02:44:11.000 Well, I feel the same way about the women's bathroom thing.
02:44:13.000 Yes.
02:44:14.000 Yeah, it just seems like, come on, man.
02:44:15.000 How many transgender people are really using these bathrooms?
02:44:18.000 Is this a giant issue?
02:44:20.000 And how has this issue been handled up until now?
02:44:23.000 And how is this issue being treated with more importance than so many real issues?
02:44:28.000 Well, one of the ones that I heard that was brought up, which is so bizarre, is a man who is born a man.
02:44:33.000 He has a beard.
02:44:34.000 He does not take hormones, but he identifies as a woman.
02:44:37.000 He wants to use the woman's room.
02:44:38.000 He wants you to call him her, and he has a beard.
02:44:43.000 Yeah, I met a guy like that.
02:44:44.000 It's just like, am I not allowed to just laugh off this ridiculousness?
02:44:46.000 Exactly, you're not allowed to, because when it comes to gender, you can't be preposterous.
02:44:50.000 If you think you're a fox, and you want to wear a fox hat, I'm allowed to mock you.
02:44:54.000 But if you're a 50-year-old dude with a beard and you have lipstick on, you want to be called Z, I'm not allowed to say anything.
02:44:59.000 Now we're talking about gender.
02:45:01.000 Completely healthy, normal guy.
02:45:03.000 Fuck you.
02:45:03.000 Fuck you.
02:45:04.000 And fuck everybody who thinks like that.
02:45:06.000 You guys are a bunch of little nonsense babies.
02:45:09.000 Yep.
02:45:09.000 And you're ruining the way people communicate.
02:45:12.000 And what do we have left as comedians if a guy in a dress isn't funny?
02:45:15.000 Exactly.
02:45:16.000 I mean, come on.
02:45:16.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:45:17.000 That's a really important point.
02:45:19.000 Well, my point is that, you know, I was furious when this Caitlyn Jenner thing was going on when you were supposed to say that she looks good.
02:45:28.000 Like, no one was allowed to go, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:45:31.000 What the fuck?
02:45:32.000 Wait, hold on.
02:45:33.000 Surgery's good now?
02:45:35.000 Like, it's good to get your jaw shaved down?
02:45:37.000 Everybody should celebrate that and say you look really good?
02:45:40.000 Like, no, she doesn't look good.
02:45:42.000 60-year-old dudes in dresses almost never look really good.
02:45:45.000 Yeah, like...
02:45:46.000 Even if it was a chick at that age, I probably wouldn't be talking about how good she looks.
02:45:53.000 But you're telling me a dude in a dress...
02:45:55.000 Still has a dick, but had some stuff done to his face, and I have to pretend that's a hot chick now.
02:46:00.000 Frozen face, weird chin thing going on where they shaved his chin down, or her chin down, and then gets a boob job.
02:46:07.000 Let me tell you something.
02:46:07.000 If you're a 60-year-old woman and you get a boob job, someone needs to fucking hug you.
02:46:11.000 Okay?
02:46:12.000 Yes.
02:46:12.000 Relax.
02:46:13.000 What if Hillary Clinton got a boob job?
02:46:16.000 And she was like, I want to show Donald Trump these babies are here to run the country!
02:46:21.000 You're like, whoa!
02:46:22.000 I mean, this is literally what we're talking about.
02:46:24.000 I would like her more.
02:46:25.000 Hillary Clinton, she's at a commensurate age, right?
02:46:28.000 Yes.
02:46:28.000 How old is she?
02:46:29.000 64. 70, I think.
02:46:31.000 She's 70?
02:46:31.000 She's close to 70, I think.
02:46:32.000 Maybe 68, I want to say.
02:46:33.000 Well, how old is Bruce Jenner?
02:46:34.000 He's like 63 or something?
02:46:36.000 64?
02:46:37.000 They're in the fucking ballpark.
02:46:38.000 Yep.
02:46:39.000 They're in the ballpark.
02:46:40.000 So if Hillary all of a sudden got a boob job, everybody would be like, what the fuck is wrong with her?
02:46:44.000 But he gets a boob job, and because it's about gender, we're all supposed to just ignore the fact that he's got a frozen face, that the chin's been cut with a fucking grinder to resemble a female face.
02:46:56.000 Like, what?
02:46:57.000 All things are...
02:46:58.000 What?
02:46:58.000 66, she's 68. They're the same.
02:47:00.000 They're the same.
02:47:01.000 They could dyke out.
02:47:03.000 Jesus Christ.
02:47:04.000 They're exactly the same.
02:47:05.000 They could dyke out.
02:47:05.000 How dare you?
02:47:07.000 He's got a dick.
02:47:08.000 He'll scare the shit out of her.
02:47:09.000 That's a dyke session you don't want him to show up at.
02:47:12.000 You know, you shitlord.
02:47:14.000 He's a shitlord.
02:47:14.000 Well, but look, there is something also like that.
02:47:17.000 I'm not like a psychoanalyst.
02:47:19.000 I mean, I don't know.
02:47:20.000 But are we just going to just because of like this political pressure, throw out the possibility that it it seems to say that maybe you have some issues that you want to self mutilate yourself like this?
02:47:31.000 I mean, like that.
02:47:32.000 This is healthy behavior?
02:47:34.000 Whatever happened to loving yourself?
02:47:35.000 Whatever happened to loving yourself as who you are?
02:47:38.000 Why did that get distorted?
02:47:41.000 How come surgery now is the viable alternative?
02:47:45.000 How come injecting non-endogenous hormones, exogenous hormones, female hormones into a male body?
02:47:52.000 How come you have to say that that's a girl?
02:47:55.000 Why is gender such an important point to you?
02:47:58.000 What is it about this that's so important to you?
02:48:02.000 Yeah, and to deny that gender and sex are like biologically relevant, you know, categories.
02:48:11.000 That it's not just something randomly assigned at birth.
02:48:14.000 Right.
02:48:15.000 I mean, okay, for one out of a hundred thousand babies, maybe it's something that's assigned at birth.
02:48:19.000 I know people always bring up that example where some babies are born.
02:48:22.000 Well, I don't know what the number is, but there's got to be a lot of people where they feel like they're trapped in the body that they don't want to be in, and that's cool.
02:48:31.000 Sure.
02:48:32.000 I'm cool with sex changes.
02:48:33.000 I'm cool with everything.
02:48:34.000 I'm not trying to restrict people's behavior.
02:48:37.000 But there's something really weird.
02:48:38.000 I guess it's like an overreaction to people.
02:48:41.000 I think, in a way, it's probably a good thing.
02:48:43.000 It's people trying to be more sensitive, trying to be more open-minded, trying to be more accepting.
02:48:47.000 And that'll probably balance out.
02:48:49.000 Like, we go way out to the left, and then we'll come back more into the middle, and everything will kind of balance it out.
02:48:54.000 Right.
02:48:54.000 And you'll see the difference between people that...
02:48:57.000 Are people that are just like happier being a woman and then people that are out of their fucking mind.
02:49:03.000 Like there was a Radiolab show about a guy who goes back and forth.
02:49:06.000 Like he's a woman and then he's a man.
02:49:07.000 He's a woman and he's a man.
02:49:08.000 I just switched.
02:49:09.000 He's like, I just switched over.
02:49:10.000 Now I'm Gail.
02:49:11.000 Like he becomes a woman.
02:49:12.000 Like, wait, you're just a woman now?
02:49:14.000 Like you were just a man.
02:49:15.000 Now who am I talking to now?
02:49:16.000 Now Mike.
02:49:17.000 Mike's back.
02:49:18.000 Something's got it.
02:49:19.000 You're fucking crazy!
02:49:20.000 You're a fucking crazy person!
02:49:22.000 Like, if that's not weird, is anything weird?
02:49:25.000 Come on, man.
02:49:26.000 But then people go, well, what is crazy?
02:49:28.000 What's crazy?
02:49:29.000 I agree with what you're saying, that there is almost, I feel like, the general...
02:49:32.000 Like, there's a large group of people who are just trying to kind of not be dicks.
02:49:36.000 Like, you're saying, like, oh, we're just trying to not be dicks to people, so they'll be...
02:49:38.000 But I feel like the people leading the charge are, like, trying to kind of wag their finger at someone.
02:49:45.000 Like, they're trying to go, like, no, see, you're not tolerant.
02:49:47.000 I'm tolerant, but you're not.
02:49:49.000 It's virtue signaling.
02:49:50.000 Yeah.
02:49:50.000 That's what Michael Shermer calls it.
02:49:52.000 He's like, you're trying to show yourself as to be more virtuous than the other people, so you attack them for having a lack of a strong stance in these things that you have a strong stance in.
02:50:03.000 And even when this strong stance is really debatable, like this whole subject.
02:50:09.000 And I love the fact that these guys kept getting busted after they passed these laws, allowing transgender women to use the women's room.
02:50:16.000 These creepy men were calling themselves transgender and going into the women's room.
02:50:19.000 That's exactly what you knew was gonna happen.
02:50:22.000 You knew it was gonna happen, right?
02:50:24.000 Like, look, if you really want people to use a third bathroom, here's what you do.
02:50:29.000 Get the people that support that to fund it.
02:50:31.000 Get them to fund it across the board.
02:50:33.000 Everybody else, fuck off.
02:50:34.000 Like, how many people are we talking about here, man?
02:50:36.000 That we need a third bathroom?
02:50:38.000 But that's why I hate the whole system of taxation and government and all this shit, because right there, that can be applied to so many different things.
02:50:45.000 Like, even if it's something like Planned Parenthood or something like that, like, I'm...
02:50:50.000 I think it's a very complicated issue, but I'd probably lean on the pro-choice side.
02:50:54.000 But it's like, you're going to force someone who believes abortion is murder to fund a place that commits...
02:51:02.000 What they see as murder?
02:51:03.000 Why don't you liberals just get together and fund it yourself?
02:51:06.000 Like, why do you have to force all these other people to fund something that you deem to be a value that they don't?
02:51:13.000 Right.
02:51:13.000 For sure, that's debatable whether or not taxes should fund something like that.
02:51:17.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't even...
02:51:18.000 Truthfully, I mean, I don't think it's debatable.
02:51:20.000 I think it shouldn't.
02:51:20.000 I think they shouldn't.
02:51:21.000 I agree.
02:51:22.000 But I also think that if you believe in it, like you said, you should fund it.
02:51:25.000 And it should be something that the community funds.
02:51:27.000 Sure.
02:51:28.000 I mean, look, as far as...
02:51:29.000 Planet Parenthood doesn't just provide abortions.
02:51:31.000 They also provide gynecological care.
02:51:33.000 They provide birth control.
02:51:35.000 There's, like, some really important parts of that.
02:51:38.000 It just gets lumped.
02:51:39.000 They should have, like, abortions are us.
02:51:41.000 And then just, like, straight away, there's no birth control here.
02:51:44.000 Our birth control is a vacuum.
02:51:46.000 That's it.
02:51:46.000 That's all we have.
02:51:48.000 I mean, that's probably that would clear up this.
02:51:52.000 And then you'd say, well, maybe Planned Parenthood would be a different entity.
02:51:55.000 It'd be birth control, things along those lines.
02:51:57.000 Well, that, as a responsible society, it might be a good idea to invest a certain amount of money in reproductive health care.
02:52:03.000 That sounds smart.
02:52:05.000 And this is another thing that technology might solve real quick.
02:52:08.000 I mean, once we can kind of create womb-like conditions outside the womb, it might greatly cut down on the number of abortions that are needed.
02:52:15.000 Yeah, that's going to be real weird.
02:52:17.000 Yeah.
02:52:18.000 That's going to be real weird when they decide that the body...
02:52:21.000 Like, women can be far more productive if their baby is born outside of the body.
02:52:26.000 Yeah, but there'll always be, like, a natural movement, right?
02:52:29.000 Of course.
02:52:29.000 There'll always be, like, people who are like, well, no, no, no, I don't want to do it that way.
02:52:32.000 Because even now, there's people who have natural childbirths and stuff, you know, at least.
02:52:35.000 People like raw wood, like this table, and they like handcrafted drinks.
02:52:39.000 They like that word.
02:52:40.000 My drinks are handcrafted.
02:52:42.000 Yeah.
02:52:42.000 I'm going to have a handcrafted hot dog.
02:52:44.000 And even just enjoying nature.
02:52:46.000 You know what I mean?
02:52:47.000 Like the fact that we like to go out into nature, like we're so far removed with all this technology, but we still want to like, well, I want to like, I want to sit in the place where I would have died from an infection at 12. I don't want to like live there, but I want to like sit there for a little and then go inside.
02:53:00.000 I want to lay motionless where the predators used to roam.
02:53:06.000 It is fucking really weird that we call it the outdoors.
02:53:10.000 Like, I like the outdoors.
02:53:11.000 No, you mean the earth.
02:53:13.000 You like the actual earth.
02:53:14.000 We're just hiding indoors.
02:53:17.000 We're so fucking into being in these structures that that's our standard place to be.
02:53:24.000 The outdoors is rare.
02:53:26.000 I like the great outdoors.
02:53:27.000 Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
02:53:30.000 How can you...
02:53:30.000 Like, we're defining ourselves by the inside of the structure, primarily.
02:53:35.000 It's all outdoors, man.
02:53:36.000 We're all on this fucking...
02:53:38.000 I love that bit you were doing the other night.
02:53:40.000 I don't want to give out if it's new stuff you're working on, but that thing about paranoia of pot being good for you.
02:53:44.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:53:45.000 Like, yeah, we should all be paranoid.
02:53:47.000 I mean, look around.
02:53:49.000 Yeah, there's some reality to our life on a spinning ball that is regularly ignored.
02:53:58.000 But really fucking crazy when you stop and think about this, the reality that we're in a convertible spaceship.
02:54:06.000 And, you know, we don't talk about that, but we talk about all sorts of goofy shit.
02:54:11.000 We're literally spinning a thousand miles an hour in a circle, hurling through infinity.
02:54:16.000 And the more we find out, the weirder it gets.
02:54:19.000 The weirder it gets.
02:54:19.000 Like the more, you know, we think we know something, and we're like, okay, this is what a black hole is, and then we figure something out, and we go, okay, it's nothing like that.
02:54:25.000 It's, uh...
02:54:27.000 No.
02:54:27.000 And people get mad at Neil deGrasse Tyson because he won't say he's an atheist.
02:54:30.000 I think that's another hilarious aspect of atheism, is how tribal atheism is.
02:54:35.000 I've been watching this forum where these people are fucking hurling the most disgusting and evil insults at Neil deGrasse Tyson simply because he won't say he's an atheist.
02:54:47.000 He's open-minded.
02:54:48.000 And Neil's like a scientist.
02:54:49.000 He's like, look, I'm not a religious person, but I'm not going to say there's no God.
02:54:55.000 Well, why not?
02:54:56.000 Why wouldn't he not?
02:54:57.000 There's no fucking evidence that there's no God.
02:54:58.000 There's no evidence that there is a God.
02:55:00.000 Yeah.
02:55:00.000 That's what an agnostic is.
02:55:01.000 That's why I like identifying as agnostic.
02:55:03.000 Yeah.
02:55:03.000 Because there's like this atheist has almost like built up.
02:55:06.000 They're almost, it's like so dogmatic and religious in their beliefs.
02:55:10.000 Like you have to believe in this.
02:55:11.000 There is nothing.
02:55:12.000 Exactly.
02:55:13.000 Nothing happens after death.
02:55:14.000 You don't want to admit that there's nothing, Dave.
02:55:15.000 You have a problem admitting that there's nothing.
02:55:17.000 It's like maybe, I don't know.
02:55:18.000 There's not nothing.
02:55:19.000 Do mushrooms and tell me there's nothing.
02:55:21.000 Yeah.
02:55:21.000 Honestly.
02:55:22.000 And that same person will completely agree with you when they're on mushrooms.
02:55:26.000 Then maybe when they wear off, they'll go like, eh, it was just the mushrooms.
02:55:28.000 The ego will come back.
02:55:29.000 It's a hallucination.
02:55:30.000 The visual cortex is being affected by 5-4-4-oxy-N-N-dimethyltryptamine.
02:55:38.000 Yeah.
02:55:38.000 I remember arguing with a hardcore atheist about this.
02:55:41.000 And they were like, dude, that shit that goes on when you're on mushrooms, it's just a chemical reaction.
02:55:45.000 You're like, yes, it is.
02:55:46.000 So is every experience you've ever had in your life.
02:55:49.000 It's just a chemical reaction.
02:55:50.000 The whole life is a chemical reaction.
02:55:53.000 Without the proper chemicals, your brain goes crazy, you get hallucinations.
02:55:58.000 It's like, yeah, you get depressed, you get suicidal, or you get euphoric.
02:56:02.000 What do you think MDMA is?
02:56:04.000 It's a chemical reaction, but it's one that your brain already has.
02:56:07.000 It's already in there.
02:56:08.000 That's why it works.
02:56:10.000 That's right.
02:56:11.000 And you're finding a way to kind of trigger, to use their word, to trigger that reaction that just gets you into, it's weird, it gets you into something that you already knew.
02:56:19.000 It's not even like new information.
02:56:21.000 It's just like, it's something you already knew that you work very hard to forget.
02:56:25.000 Yeah.
02:56:26.000 We're so weird.
02:56:27.000 People are so weird.
02:56:29.000 But it's cool.
02:56:30.000 It's cool that it's weird, because like Alan Watts is saying, it makes it all fun.
02:56:34.000 It makes this game entirely exciting.
02:56:37.000 I'm fucking super pumped that this relation's full of bullshit.
02:56:41.000 That this election and this way we're interacting with each other is all chaos.
02:56:46.000 I like it.
02:56:46.000 I enjoy it.
02:56:47.000 I would find it...
02:56:48.000 If you look at Trump and Bernie Sanders, I don't love either of them.
02:56:53.000 I have problems with everybody.
02:56:54.000 I think Hillary's the worst of the worst, but I have problems with all of them.
02:56:57.000 But...
02:56:58.000 It would be so much more depressing to me if just, like, Hillary and Jeb Bush had just waltzed to the nominations.
02:57:07.000 Like, if the general sentiment of the public was like, we're happy, we're cool with the establishment.
02:57:11.000 I love that people have had it.
02:57:14.000 I think it's a sign of the times.
02:57:15.000 And I think the internet is also a big part of that.
02:57:18.000 I think people are just so much better informed than at any other time in the past.
02:57:22.000 Oh, well, for us, I mean, for the libertarian movement...
02:57:26.000 We wouldn't exist without the internet.
02:57:29.000 So you clearly identify with a movement, like libertarians.
02:57:33.000 Is there anything about being a libertarian that you don't like, where libertarians are into?
02:57:37.000 Other libertarians?
02:57:39.000 Sure.
02:57:40.000 I mean, there's personal things about different groups, and then there's some groups of libertarians that I... Genuinely don't identify with at all.
02:57:49.000 Like, there's some kind of, like, Republicans who will just kind of call themselves Libertarians but are okay with, like, fighting wars and stuff like that, so I don't like that.
02:57:59.000 Libertarians can be kind of a weird group if you get together.
02:58:02.000 But isn't it just weird to be in a group?
02:58:04.000 I mean, aren't groups weird?
02:58:05.000 But that's why I don't, you know, I wouldn't be comfortable almost identifying with any other group.
02:58:10.000 To me, libertarianism or voluntarism is really just, it's like accepting of a principle that is, like I said before, like you shouldn't initiate violence against peaceful people.
02:58:22.000 So I just, I'm okay with accepting that as like a fundamental truth.
02:58:26.000 To me, it's more on line with being like an abolitionist during slavery times.
02:58:29.000 It's just like, we shouldn't have slavery.
02:58:31.000 What you do with yourself, I don't know.
02:58:33.000 I'm not going to jump into a team of what job you should have.
02:58:35.000 But you shouldn't be forced to pick cotton.
02:58:37.000 Yeah, no.
02:58:38.000 I mean, all the political ideologies, all the political distinctions, that's the one that makes the most sense to me.
02:58:44.000 I don't call myself a libertarian.
02:58:46.000 I feel like the whole...
02:58:48.000 The whole idea of representative government is so fucking goofy.
02:58:52.000 I just think that any political party that doesn't address that, it's like we're spinning our wheels if we're really allowing this whole stupid thing to go on the way it's gone on for so long.
02:59:03.000 It was created back when it was really impossible to communicate with people.
02:59:06.000 So you had to have a representative.
02:59:08.000 Like, now it's really easy to communicate with people, but we have the same system of government that we had back when people used to write with feathers.
02:59:15.000 Right.
02:59:16.000 It's fucking stupid.
02:59:17.000 The idea of having a ruler.
02:59:19.000 It's insane.
02:59:20.000 It's so dumb.
02:59:21.000 And our robot overlords, they're gonna fix it.
02:59:24.000 They will liberate us.
02:59:26.000 They will rise.
02:59:27.000 They will fix it.
02:59:27.000 I'm really hoping they're libertarian robot overlords.
02:59:30.000 Jamie, before we wrap this up, you were trying to show me something else.
02:59:31.000 Is there something else that was going on?
02:59:32.000 There's no other story?
02:59:33.000 Just the Kimball Slice thing didn't...
02:59:34.000 Yeah.
02:59:35.000 Alright.
02:59:36.000 Dave, this was fun.
02:59:37.000 I really enjoyed this.
02:59:37.000 We gotta do this more often.
02:59:38.000 When are you back in town?
02:59:39.000 And when can people come see your stand-up?
02:59:41.000 And where can they find out about you?
02:59:42.000 Well, you can follow me on Twitter at Comic Dave Smith.
02:59:45.000 And I do a podcast called Part of the Problem, which is all about this political stuff and libertarianism.
02:59:51.000 And then I do another podcast called Legion of Skanks, which is a comedy podcast with myself, Louis J. Gomez, and Big J. Oakerson.
02:59:58.000 We're actually having a festival.
03:00:00.000 We're having Skank Fest.
03:00:01.000 It's in New York City.
03:00:03.000 It's on June 18th and 19th.
03:00:05.000 We got some really fun guests for this one, dude.
03:00:08.000 I like the name.
03:00:09.000 Skank Fest is awesome.
03:00:11.000 Well, dude, it's going to be a yearly thing.
03:00:12.000 Let me tell you who we got coming for this.
03:00:14.000 We got Stanhope.
03:00:15.000 Doug Stanhope will be there.
03:00:18.000 Ari will be on it.
03:00:19.000 Bobby Kelly.
03:00:20.000 Brian Redband is doing like a Death Squad show of...
03:00:25.000 Me, Lewis, and Big J. And I think some other really good ones too that I'm blanking out on.
03:00:29.000 Michael Che is going to be there.
03:00:31.000 Beautiful.
03:00:31.000 Very fun.
03:00:32.000 Follow me on Twitter at ComicDaveSmith.
03:00:34.000 Alright, you fucks.
03:00:36.000 That's it.
03:00:36.000 Thank you, Dave.
03:00:37.000 That was awesome.
03:00:37.000 Really enjoyed it.
03:00:38.000 Do this much more often.
03:00:39.000 Absolutely.
03:00:40.000 Whenever you're in town.
03:00:40.000 Alright, goodnight everybody.
03:00:41.000 See you tomorrow.
03:00:42.000 Bye!