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00:00:42.000There's a bond that you have with people that, like, you and I were essentially in the same place in our lives, in the same place in our comedy careers, at the same time.
00:01:17.000But you'd be there for like an hour and a half.
00:01:20.000And I gotta say, as I watched your whole career grow and grow and grow, I can tell when the fighting came along, the UFC, am I wrong to say you probably were the happiest?
00:01:34.000That was not the greatest job for you ever.
00:02:28.000That was one of my favorite examples of a show that could have been a really funny show written by really funny guys, and the networks just jizzed all over it.
00:02:38.000They just stuck their own thumb up their ass.
00:05:16.000But I don't know if that's right or wrong.
00:05:18.000Right, I know, but you're kind of protecting yourself, or your kids, in a lot of ways, from how you are, because you don't want them to kind of be as wild and crazy as you were when you were young, like with the pot thing and stuff like that.
00:05:31.000Well, like, here, let me ask you this.
00:06:41.000So we would go in the basement, and we'd turn on, and when I heard, and I don't know if that's another weird part of me, why was I attracted to that?
00:06:50.000I heard that fast, furious, and that made me apeshit.
00:07:58.000I've known, if I had to sit down, out of all the people that I've been close enough to to call on a regular base and say, how you doing, what's going on, you know, have a conversation with them, maybe a dozen have been hooked on pills.
00:08:10.000And I know three people that have died from it.
00:08:13.000Well, there weren't, I don't remember pills when we were kids.
00:09:47.000Wild Bill Hickok, one of them fucking movies, they went to the opium den, the Chinese people got them all fucked up on opium, and we were like, whoa, those are dark times.
00:10:31.000Anything you're going to let your kid figure out for themselves, you're depriving them of information, right?
00:10:37.000So I think what you've got to do is be really honest about it.
00:10:41.000And with my oldest daughter, the young girls don't know that I smoked the weed, but we just had conversations about it.
00:10:48.000I said, listen, there are some things that are dangerous, and there are some things that are just not dangerous at all.
00:10:53.000And pot is the one that's not dangerous at all.
00:10:56.000Like, my wife and I had a conversation with her about it, and, you know, it's a weird sort of a conversation, because you're talking to someone who's on the verge of being an adult.
00:11:14.000And then everybody would laugh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you know what, for me, I like it right before I have a little nookie-nookie, you know what I'm saying?
00:11:19.000And then, you know, you have these little conversations with people, with adults.
00:11:22.000But when the kids are like, shh, shh, Shh!
00:16:15.000Well, it's only any negative pressure, right?
00:16:19.000Any negative comes out in one way or another.
00:16:21.000It might come out like you, in humor, or it might come out in anger, it might come out in addiction.
00:16:26.000But any negative pressure that you experience as a child, whether it's bullying, going to a new neighborhood, parents break up, no attention, alcoholism in the family, whatever the fuck it is, it just finds its way to the sun.
00:20:53.000You lift weights with it, it gets stronger.
00:20:55.000So, like, putting your intention on things that you actually enjoy, instead of festering on some fucking stupid argument you might have had with your girlfriend two months ago, or with your boss last week, or...
00:21:09.000Or someone you ran into at the gas station and said something fucking stupid to you for no reason, and you said, I should have fucking smacked that guy.
00:21:32.000And then it gets easier for them to grow.
00:21:34.000It's almost like they've set the fucking seeds, a matrix of seeds in your head, where any other retarded thought would just fucking sprout wings and fly away real quick.
00:22:26.000With an anonymous name to just be shitty to someone or just communicate with someone or even have any kind of contact with someone, positive or negative.
00:22:33.000Because I think there's a lot of people out there that are addicted to the positive, too.
00:22:36.000I mean, like girls on Instagram that are taking yoga booty pictures.
00:26:23.000Like, what abortion actually is, and I'm not saying that you shouldn't be able to do it, I'm 100% pro-choice, I'm 100% a woman has a right to do whatever she wants with her body, and I definitely don't think a man should be able to tell you what to do with your body.
00:27:28.000They have an abortion stomp that they saw at a perfect angle and this is where you run if you have the cum in your body and you don't want your baby.
00:27:52.000Somebody must have figured it out somewhere along the line.
00:27:54.000There's got to be a way to stop this fucking kid.
00:27:57.000But the point is, dude, you're a sex edge.
00:28:02.000If I had that as sex education in fifth grade, I would have thought everything a lot differently.
00:28:09.000If I had you come in and describe it all, listen, I know you guys are getting into it, and, you know, these are the risks, and you said everything you just said, like, wow.
00:28:20.000I would have changed my whole perspective on moving forward.
00:28:59.000So why do you have we have to come a lot gonna make a lot of people just to keep this fucking party rolling?
00:29:04.000And I think that's one of the things that's going on today when you're seeing people become more like a lot of men are gravitating towards being more effeminate and then you hear these phrases like toxic masculinity like phrases that we never heard we were young that almost like denigrates The concept of masculinity in some sort of a weird abstract way,
00:29:22.000but I think it's because we realize, hey, we don't need to fuck as much anymore.
00:29:26.000We don't need to go to war as much anymore.
00:29:29.000We're progressing into some sort of a digital universe that we're moving into, and it's not going to require so much chimp meat.
00:29:40.000So I think as a culture, people are sort of moving away.
00:29:43.000That's why when something like the UFC comes around, or heavy metal, or something just openly aggressive, guys like you or I will go, YES! Let me be me!
00:30:25.000But it was just a little sign that was outside some place in Texas that said, instead of having a president, why don't we just all agree really hard to be cool?
00:30:39.000And I saw that and I was like, well that's so fucking simple, but isn't that going to be what it is one day?
00:30:45.000Like isn't it kind of moving into that sort of a direction?
00:32:52.000First of all, he wanted to get rid of the CIA. He wanted to get rid of the NSA. He wanted to get rid of a bunch of agencies, either the CIA or the NSA. One of those he wanted to dissolve.
00:33:01.000He wanted to get rid of the Internal Revenue Service.
00:33:03.000He wanted to get rid of the Federal Bank.
00:35:13.000This will get off the shit out of you.
00:35:16.000Ladies and gentlemen, the very word secrecy is repugnant in a free and open society.
00:35:23.000And we are, as a people, inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, And to secret proceedings.
00:35:33.000We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts far outweigh the dangers which are cited to justify it.
00:35:46.000Even today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a closed society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions.
00:35:55.000Even today, there is little value in ensuring the survival of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it.
00:36:04.000And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand its meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment.
00:36:19.000That I do not intend to permit to the extent that it's in my control.
00:36:24.000And no official of my administration, whether his rank is high or low, civilian or military, should interpret my words here tonight as an excuse to censor the news, to stifle dissent, to cover up our mistakes, or to withhold from the press and the public the facts they deserve to know.
00:36:45.000For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy That relies primarily on covet means for expanding its sphere of influence, on infiltration instead of invasion,
00:37:01.000on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day.
00:37:12.000It is a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, Highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic,
00:39:35.000When I watch the politicians talk, it's no different.
00:39:39.000It's more fucking painful to watch that than my third graders horrifying play every single year they do.
00:39:47.000Well, that's one of the things that bummed me out the most about Obama.
00:39:51.000When I first saw him, when he was first in office, when he was first running for president, I was like, this guy's gonna be like a new Kennedy.
00:39:57.000Like, this guy's gonna be like this guy who changes everything with the way he talks and the policies that he creates.
00:42:00.000Ron Paul is obviously very intelligent, and he speaks to both the intelligent people and to the people that might not understand all the concepts that he's discussing when it comes to big government or intervention in foreign policy,
00:42:53.000but the realistic like a realistic view don't you think where you look at every great hero and there's that fear of death like oh i like some of these uh concepts you're talking about kids are nice kids look real nice over there so uh you want a little change it's awesome um Let me show you a little video of Mr. Kennedy's.
00:43:19.000The last guy who had that big dumb fucking speech.
00:44:01.000I think everyone wanted that, from any politician.
00:44:05.000But the minute that politician, you can't deny that the first guy that actually has free reign, and he faked everyone out, and he got to that point...
00:44:17.000It's got to be nearly impossible to go, listen, if they shut off the phone, if they shut all communication down right now, it's because they don't like what I'm saying.
00:45:19.000This one was from a year and a half ago.
00:45:23.000And the guy who broke in, he got arrested, I think it was in September, but he got pulled over in July with four rifles, two handguns, and a fucking machete in his car, plus a map of Washington with an X where the fucking White House is.
00:45:41.000So he gets pulled over with that two months before he winds up breaking into the White House.
00:45:48.000This is how poorly they're watching us.
00:45:50.000This idea that there's a bunch of evil geniuses that are watching 300 million people's every move.
00:46:05.000The guy broke into the White House, and one of the things that he was doing, he ran across the lawn, and the guy who was supposed to be watching the dogs took his earpiece out, because he was talking to his girlfriend on the cell phone.
00:46:16.000He had a second radio, they keep a backup radio, he forgot that in his locker.
00:46:20.000This is the kind of people that are guarding the world.
00:46:23.000So this idea that there's these super geniuses that are in control of every move and they hired a hitman and hypnotized him Manchurian candidate style.
00:46:35.000Do you know how hard it would be to talk someone into killing someone for you and then getting shot and kill themselves or getting locked up in jail for the rest of their life?
00:46:42.000Do you know how fucking hard that would be?
00:47:31.000He knew about sculling bones and all those crazy little fraternities that those guys belong to where they'd fuck each other and take Polaroids and blackmail each other for the rest of their lives.
00:47:43.000If we don't go to war with Libya, certain cache of photos will be released to the press.
00:49:36.000The most famous secret society in America, Skull and Bones, was co-founded at Yale in 1832 by the father of a future president and has come to signify everything that attracts and repulses the public about, in quotes, the elite.
00:49:50.000Rumor has it that Yale junior class members are tapped for membership each fall by some measure of leadership, influence, and breeding.
00:49:57.000Among the business titans, poets, politicians, and three U.S. presidents that are rumored to be members, we've picked out our honorable poets.
00:50:55.000If you thought W was a wild man in his college years, you should have met his granddaddy.
00:51:00.000Prescott, the future senator from Connecticut, was apparently a real cut-up who, along with some other bonesmen, is believed to have dug up and absconded with the skull of the legendary Native American warrior Geronimo during World War I. Whoa, he stole Geronimo's skull?
00:51:54.000I forget what caused the fight because I was on stage and he pulled his shoe off and hit the fucking guy in the head with the wooden part of his shoe, his heel of his shoe.
00:52:03.000Yeah, so I don't know what the guy did to him.
00:52:05.000The guy must have hit him or something, but he was a wild man.
00:52:07.000But that whole area was like super sketchy.
00:53:12.000Do you think that maybe they hired Donald Trump to just act like a total complete shithead because they knew there were so many Republicans that are shitheads, they could just get him to the podium and then he would crumble under the weight of Hillary Clinton.
00:53:26.000It's the greatest professional wrestling act ever.
00:55:13.000And one of the things that he said that just really resonated in my head is he said, there's always been this desire that people have to identify with the strong man and to give in, to submit to the strong man.
00:55:27.000He's this strong, super confident man.
00:55:29.000And that guy over his shoulder is the kind of guy that looks like, you know, probably a nice guy, probably a sweetheart.
00:55:36.000Maybe he eats a little more than he should.
00:55:39.000Doesn't go to the gym when he should and you know alarm clock goes up.
00:55:42.000It's hard for him to get motivated So he's just not he doesn't have a lot of get up and go and he looks at this fucking Trump guy with his orange skin His crazy hair make your hair like like Kennedy.
00:55:54.000Could you imagine giving that dude a pot cookie and a mirror?
00:55:58.000And go hey, bro What's going on up here?
00:56:07.000Like, you're better off having bald spots than that.
00:56:10.000If you have, you know, you just go, like, short, trimmed hair with some bald spots, like, just, that's way more gangster than what you're doing.
00:56:16.000Like, what you're doing is kind of crazy.
00:58:05.000But just from sitting back and watching, he was the only guy, and I don't know if it was planned that way, or like I said, it's professional wrestling.
00:59:40.000If he loses and Hillary wins, he's going to manage Hulk Hogan, and Hulk Hogan's going to have to go back to WWE. He's going to make a comeback.
00:59:49.000Because Gawker is not going to pay him, and so he spent all the Gawker money, and that's going to be the plot.
00:59:55.000He spent all that Gawker money because he thought, I thought we lived in a country that abided by the rules!
01:00:02.000I thought when you go to court and you lose, you pay up!
01:03:04.000Pull up the photo of Gigantopithecus next to a human being.
01:03:07.000It was a huge bipedal hominid that they found bones of in Asia in the 1920s.
01:03:13.000There was an apothecary shop in China, and an anthropologist was in there, and he was studying some of the teeth they had, and he recognized this enormous tooth to be a primate tooth of unknown origin.
01:03:25.000He's like, this is way too large to be a gorilla.
01:03:28.000Like, what is this, and where'd you get it?
01:03:30.000So the people brought him to this apothecary shop.
01:03:34.000There's a photo of a recreation of a Gigantopithecus next to a guy.
01:04:05.000So this thing lived as recently as 100,000 years ago and maybe more soon, but this is like, they didn't even know about it until 1920 when they got these bones.
01:04:14.000So in 1920, they had those bones and they had them once carbon dating was invented.
01:04:21.000They dated those bones to 100,000 years ago.
01:07:54.000Well, there was a lot of explorers back there in Africa because they had found it and they started to colonize certain aspects of Africa, like they colonized South Africa, which is why they all have- Which is a nice word for enslaving.
01:08:07.000The Dutch came to Africa and they enslaved people and they made these settlements and they tried to make settlements in the Congo itself, but the jungle just swallowed everything.
01:08:48.000Like, you would have to have, like, a full-scale western invasion to tame the Congo.
01:08:53.000We would have to clear-cut and start chopping down giant swaths of the forest and putting up malls and blowing coal into the air and lighting everything on fire, and we still wouldn't win.
01:12:06.000I have a friend who went there, and he was on a hunting trip, and poachers were in the area, and when they see poachers, they just start shooting at them.
01:12:17.000And he's like, you have to shoot them when you see them, because they will shoot you, and they will kill you, and they were getting shot at by poachers.
01:12:23.000I'm like, so you were in a gunfight with poachers?
01:15:59.000So then when like Arabian stallions and shit came back from there into North America again, they had literally originally evolved in North America.
01:16:08.000All the canines evolved in North America.
01:16:11.000Like wolves, hyenas, dingoes, all those things originally came from North America.
01:17:46.000Because if we don't make it, if America doesn't make it, like say if Yellowstone blows.
01:17:51.000If Yellowstone blows up and kills everybody on the continent, you're going to have to go somewhere where the transition would not be that difficult.
01:17:58.000And Australia, I think, is the furthest away where the transition would be easy.
01:18:03.000What if it got too crazy and it was way too many people?
01:21:04.000This fucking enormous, terrifying bear that they think was one of the reasons why people didn't come to North America sooner because they were so dangerous.
01:21:11.000They were huge, like bigger than grizzlies and super predatory.
01:21:15.000And so like when people were coming across the Bering Stray, they were probably just getting picked off.
01:27:31.000So if you got a seven-foot black bear and you see it walking through the woods, or even a fucking six-and-a-half-foot black bear when you're shitting your pants...
01:33:55.000So he's not going to tolerate people getting eaten by...
01:33:57.000What if, like, Jack Nicklaus, one of those older dudes, was at an event, and something just...
01:34:03.000That big 15-footer that they got on video the other day just says, enough is enough, and jumps out and grabs him right by his polyester pants, right by the dick.
01:34:14.000Back, front, front, with the eyes, the dick side, and then the bottom is on the asshole side, and just clamps him right up the middle, like a paperclip, and drags him into the water.
01:34:25.000Drags him into the water and flips him a couple times.
01:34:28.000Because it doesn't give a fuck about CBS filming some golf show.
01:39:08.000I remember the restaurant was like a special, so it was probably like a trial run, and some guy's cousin was like, trust me, you just cut these up.
01:40:58.000Like, why else would dudes eat like mountain lions?
01:41:00.000Do you know people eat mountain lions?
01:41:03.000Yeah, the loin, the muscles and the back straps, the muscles that are on the outside of the spine, that's where the tenderloin is on a beef cow, like inside, connected to the spine.
01:41:16.000That's the same meat they like to get off of mountain lions.
01:41:20.000But, I mean, why would anybody eat that?
01:41:22.000Unless you were A, really hungry, or B, it makes you drink hard as a fucking crowbar.
01:41:44.000I just think we're just so disconnected from these animals that we have some sort of a weird fairytale idea what these things are, just wandering around Disneyland.
01:41:54.000They should have guys that they hire to go kill these fucking things.
01:41:57.000Why are you letting these things live?
01:43:47.000Yeah, the coyote became friends with him and then talked him into going and breaking into one of the side coops and killing one of the chickens.
01:44:27.000It takes like 28 days for them to get over it.
01:44:29.000Unless you catch them early in the brood and you separate them from the rest of the chickens and you put them in a stand, like where they, you put them in a smaller cage where they have to stand on a bar.
01:44:40.000And once they do that, because they're not in a nest, they're not sitting in a nesting box, it goes through the cycle in their brain.
01:44:46.000They're little simple, little reptile brains.
01:44:48.000And then you bring them back into the chicken coop and they act like a regular chicken.
01:44:51.000But otherwise, it's like a health problem.
01:45:37.000When I was filming Fear Factor once, we were filming on this real rural area, and these people had a bunch of puppies that were half coyote and half Labrador.
01:46:38.000Like, if a wolf can figure out how to fit his dick in a chihuahua, and shoot a load in that chihuahua, that chihuahua can conceivably have wolf-chihuahua puppies.
01:47:45.000They think that when coyotes get mange, and it's real common with animals, they get its mites, and the mites, they develop this horrible skin disease, and they lose all their hair, and their skin becomes black and fucked up.
01:49:55.000And for some reason, coyotes, when they kill a deer, and I'm assuming they do the same thing when they kill a human being, they start with your asshole.
01:50:03.000And I'm sure they try to suffocate you, too.
01:50:21.000Yeah, my buddy found a moose that was getting attacked by wolves, and they found it, and it looked like it had been getting chewed on for over a day, and it was still alive.
01:50:32.000This moose was all fucked up, and half of its hindquarters were chewed off, and these wolves were just pulling it apart slowly, and they had been eating it for a day.
01:50:55.000They're bringing them back to all these different parts of the West.
01:50:58.000And if you can get to those people that poisoned them back in the 1800s, if you can get them and bring them to the future, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you brought them here?
01:51:05.000You know we used to kill these fucking things?
01:52:28.000Like guys who don't smoke, they don't drink, but they're into like super hardcore music where they all like strut around and they throw their arms up in the air like they're fucking Wreck-It Ralph.
01:53:36.000If you had the opportunity to go and view any culture from the past, like if you could be completely invisible and walk around amongst the Romans or cave people or Native Americans before the Europeans came, what would you choose?
01:54:14.000We're used to being in the fields every day and, you know, this guy hunts and this guy watches after the boys and teaches them and this one's over and we're all, you know...
01:54:27.000And then all of a sudden they come out and they're building like, you guys need to...
01:56:37.000One tribe is now starving and now, I don't know.
01:56:40.000Well, they wanted to expand their territories.
01:56:43.000I mean, it's like Game of Thrones type shit.
01:56:45.000The king wants to bring back more gold, and so he commissions a fleet, and he hires a captain, and he promises the captain riches beyond his wildest imagination if you go to these foreign lands and bring back salt.
01:56:57.000And so these fucking people would get in these wooden crafts that barely had enough food for them to survive and make it across that goofy-ass ocean.
01:57:30.000They found a ton of them where people have gotten super fucking rich.
01:57:33.000Where they found, like, Roman coins that are made out of gold worth a billion dollars or something like that off the coast of this place or that place.
01:58:02.000Like how desperate, like when, how desperate you gotta be to go, we're gonna go, we're gonna start hitting other countries and fucking fighting India, whatever we gotta do.
01:58:11.000Think about how terrifying it must be to have a boat filled with gold and you're trying to bring it back to Spain and you realize you brought too much gold and the boat starts going under and you're in the middle of the ocean, but you can't throw the gold overboard.
01:58:25.000Sir, we've got to get rid of some of this gold!
01:58:29.000And you're looking out and it's dark out, right?
01:58:31.000It's just the blackness of sea and the water is slowly leaking in through the panels in the fucking, in the galley at the bottom of the boat.
01:58:41.000We've got to get rid of this fucking gold!
01:58:43.000And they have a sword fight in there and they duke it out and they all wind up dead.
01:58:47.000All chopped up and bleeding and the fucking boat just sinks to the bottom because they had, they couldn't make a decision whether or not they should throw the gold overboard.
01:58:55.000I'm not wearing this coat overboard, it's my life.
01:58:59.000Even today, you could drop a GPS pin, but what are the guarantees you could go back to that location and retrieve it?
01:59:06.000What if you dropped it at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, and it's a mile and a half down.
01:59:44.000Or maybe the boat just sank and it just so happens they had a lot of gold on board and a lot of times they made it with that much gold on board.
02:00:13.000If you look at Florida, like again, I was talking about living there in 1977. We're talking about a very short period of time between now and then.
02:00:45.000But I don't know if they just kept it quiet or secret or whatever.
02:00:48.000Maybe it's happened many times in the past, but this one particular time, the chick is in the front seat, and she's taking pictures, and her window's down.
02:01:53.000They would have told me if people had been eating before, right?
02:01:56.000I would want to be in the back of that helicopter.
02:01:59.000Like that scene in Predator where Jesse Ventura's got the gun loaded and he's calling everybody a bunch of slack-jawed faggots.
02:02:06.000That's the only way I would want to go.
02:02:08.000I'd want to go with a bunch of dudes with fucking bandoliers filled with bullets and locked and loaded with giant steroid-filled muscles just ready to...
02:02:20.000It never runs out of ammunition either.
02:02:59.000You're sitting there with your fucking Mets shirt on, listening to some good music on your iPod, and it just paws through that window and digs those claws deep into the fucking bones in your ribs and carries you off like when you pick up a little piece of sashimi with a chopstick.
02:03:41.000People get scared, too, when all the rhetoric starts getting around about ending the Second Amendment, taking away people's rights to guns.
02:03:47.000It's the best thing in the world for ammunition companies and rifle companies.
02:03:50.000Jamie, there's a video that people are throwing around on Instagram.
02:04:11.000The framing of it, where the lion gets into frame and then jumps over the camera to get the person as they scream, and you hear the noises in the background.
02:04:20.000I watched it, I was like, man, this is way too theatrical.
02:04:30.000Oh, Kings MMA put it on their Instagram page.
02:04:33.000My friend Rafael Cordero, who's one of the best Muay Thai instructors in the world, trains a bunch of world champions, Fabricio Verdum, Rafael Dos Anjos, a lot of people.
02:04:47.000It's funny because he put a caption in, you know, the Brazilian version of English, you know, you are in his house now, like that kind of shit.
02:07:14.000They hate this idea that people go over there and shoot these lions and then prop them up and look with a big smile on their face next to some weird animal that they just shot, some majestic beast.
02:08:46.000And these lions have a very specific area that they travel in, and then they release them, and the lions don't know where to go, so they just hang out and wait.
02:08:53.000So when they release them, then in the morning, the hunter, in quotes, comes out and sees this lion just hanging out, because the lion doesn't have anywhere to go, doesn't belong there, it's not his territory, doesn't exactly know what to do, so he just finds a place to lie down.
02:09:06.000So he'll go under a tree and just lay there, and they'll walk over and shoot these lions.
02:11:36.000And they hired him to go to Mozambique.
02:11:39.000Because all these people were getting killed by crocodiles.
02:11:41.000So he goes to Mozambique to hunt crocodiles.
02:11:44.000And while they were there, someone in the camp got killed and eaten by a crocodile.
02:11:47.000Some woman was washing clothes and got dragged into the water.
02:11:51.000You know, you talk to them and like those that those people don't they don't have any problem with someone coming over and shooting a crocodile No, because they said they see it.
02:12:03.000We don't make movies about this There was an article in the New York Times after the Cecil thing by someone from Zimbabwe that said in Zimbabwe we do not cry for lions and Yeah.
02:12:35.000You can't say anything until you live that way of life.
02:14:17.000Like, as I'm getting older, one of the things that I'm realizing as I get up in the morning, especially if I work out hard, it's fucking harder and harder to do that.
02:14:25.000Like, slowly but surely, my body's not going to be able to do all the stuff that I want it to do anymore.
02:17:26.000Like, if you're writing a prescription for someone, if I was going to write a prescription for Xanax, but Xanax was like a lot like Xanolamethan, which fucking kills your dick like a fucking sniper.
02:17:38.000And this is how you're going to do it.
02:26:18.000This guy's explaining to me, elephants, why they kill elephants.
02:26:21.000He's like, it's not just that people want to go over and trophy hunt these things.
02:26:27.000Sometimes the elephants will move into a village, and these farmers, they have these plots of food for the village, and that's all they have.
02:26:34.000And these elephants move in and just eat everything.
02:27:22.000So they hire people to go and kill the elephant.
02:27:25.000Or they'll give someone a permit to kill the elephant, and then that person pays.
02:27:31.000Like 50,000 bucks or something like that, and they'll come and kill the elephant.
02:27:34.000So some guy like that, those hunters, the fake hunters from that thing, they'll pose with it and show the ivory and everything like that, and then they give all the meat to the village, and then the village gets 50 grand.
02:27:45.000We got charged when I was in Africa, and the guy was like, listen, they'll charge, but it's always to spook you.
02:28:01.000It's in the Jeep in front of us with another kid and whatever and we were by a herd and this thing turned around and then The one we thought was going to charge, a different one charged.
02:31:07.000They take a rattlesnake, they inject rattlesnake venom in the horse, the horse collects the antibodies, produces antibodies, and they take those antibodies out, and that's like the serum that they use.
02:31:21.000I know it's an issue for vegans, because if vegans don't want to use any animal products, and they get bitten by a snake, like, they have to compromise.
02:33:58.000Okay, but there's going to be a racial problem, because do-rags, they might have some pushback on that, but what about the bandana that Bret Michaels from Poison wears?
02:40:42.000Yeah, he plays the cop in the reenactments, and it's like, okay.
02:40:47.000That's the guy who plays Kurt, but there's a guy who plays the detective.
02:40:51.000It's a weird documentary, because it's like, man, you can say anything you want in a documentary if you use a bunch of reenactments, and you're pretending that you were there while this happened, but...
02:41:29.000So, we've got to end this, and then we're going to come back, and Jim Brewer is going to stay with me as we talk to the great Russell Brand.