Wayne Fetterman is the first guest on the podcast, and he's a good friend of mine. We talk about how someone stole his password, and how he handled it. We also talk about the fact that he still uses his real name, which is Joe Rogan, and why he doesn't have a real name. And we talk about a lot of other stuff too, but that's not really the point of this episode, is it? It's a fun, lighthearted episode, and we hope you enjoy it! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your stuff. I'll be picking one person at random who leave a review to win a FREE place on the next Shreddin8 program! Thank you so much for all the support, it means the world to me and I can't wait to do more of this! XOXOXO, Timestamps: 4:00 - How do you know who stole your password? 6:30 - What's your name? 8:00- What do you like about the name you're using? 9:20 - What kind of name you use on your social media? 11:30- What's the worst thing you've ever been on MySpace? 16:00 17:00s - What are you would like to see someone else do with your identity? 18:15 - What is your favorite thing that you bought? 19:40 - Who's your ID? 22:00 szn 23: What is a good name you like? 26:00 | How do I know someone else? 27:15 28:10 - How old? 29:10 32:40 33:30 35:30 | What do I have a good ID number? 31:40 | How old are you remember from last time? 36:00 / 32:20 37:30 / 33:40 / 35:00/36:00? 39:00 @ what do you think I'm going to do next? 38:00 & 39:40 @ what are you want to do with this? 40:00 + 39:30 & 41:00 ? 41:40 + 42:00 // 45:00 #1? 45:10 & 45,000
00:04:33.000I think they keep trying to move it around and sell it.
00:04:35.000If I'm not mistaken, and I don't know if you're into bands, I'm going to find out a lot about you, but I feel like bands still have a presence on MySpace.
00:05:55.000They used to call the people that landed here, used to call them, you know, the early settlers, called them prairie wolves when they first encountered them, like Lewis and Clark.
00:06:03.000They first shot one, and they thought it was a fox.
00:06:16.000Let's take a look at what we got here.
00:06:18.000So they used to call them prairie wolves, and then the trappers encountered Native Americans who called them coyote, because that was the Aztec word for them.
00:11:27.000Like, if you think about it, you're like at this amusement park, you're like, oh, that's the French part, that's the Confederate part, that's the...
00:11:34.000It's weird that it was not that long ago that the Confederate flag was on a car that was on television every day.
00:12:44.000Up until 2001. Yeah, because I remember when Jimmy Carter accepted the nomination in 76, there was like a big, it looked like a Confederate flag because they had the Georgia delegation right down front.
00:13:12.000Yeah, but Dukes of Hazzard at least is a TV show about a bunch of rednecks that are, you know, they're running from the law and selling moonshine, or they used to sell moonshine.
00:13:27.000I find, I guess maybe because I grew up in the South, like the Confederate flag, not crazy offensive, but now it's like the Nazi flag, right?
00:13:35.000Yeah, but it's amazing how it was accepted.
00:20:45.000You know, when you're a little kid, it's hard to stay friends with people for that long, you know, if you don't stay in the neighborhood, stay in the area.
00:20:52.000And I just didn't stay there that long.
00:21:53.000Yeah, you're less like, I was just, now all of a sudden I see this kid, you know, eyes darting around, no friends, all of a sudden like, what?
00:22:40.000Yeah, but there's stuff that you take now, like there's an issue that's going on constantly with UFC fighters, where they go to some sort of a vitamin store and buy some stuff, and it turns out that these supplements that they're buying have steroids in them.
00:30:04.000See, that is the real writing, but the actual image is from one of the Jimi Hendrix Experience, which is where I stole the name for this podcast.
00:31:12.000But what happened was if the white section filled up and a white person went back to the colored section, sit down, you still had to stand up and give them your seat.
00:32:27.000Okay, just so I'm clear on this, now that I'm learning something, I almost feel like now, like, they didn't even want him to have to sit next to her.
00:36:50.000To think that 200 years ago there was no Chicago, like, as we know it, giant buildings and airplanes, no San Francisco as we know it, no New York City as we know it.
00:36:59.000Well, New York City was kind of like...
00:37:01.000Pretty cosmopolitan, but they definitely had buildings and stuff.
00:37:05.000Because there's some buildings from the 1800s in a lot of spots.
00:37:09.000But this entire country, go back 200 years, and it's not much here.
00:39:52.000Well, when you go to other countries, then you really kind of get a sense of, first of all, how recent this experiment in self-government really is.
00:39:59.000Because, you know, when we were in Italy, I took some photos of the Vatican, and I posted them up on my Instagram the other day, and one of them that was probably, maybe the most impressive, but the most, put things into perspective, there's a floor of the Vatican where they have this statue of Hercules,
00:40:16.000and this tile mosaic floor is 1700 years old, and people walk on it.
00:40:21.000Thousands of people walk on this mosaic tile, and it's 1700 years old.
00:41:03.000It's not quite as breathtaking as that, but just this morning someone posted Steve Jobs' announcement of the iMac when that came out in the late 90s.
00:41:16.000And then all the comments from the kids who were just like, oh, it would blow their minds if they knew the computer I'm looking at this demonstration on.
00:42:32.000I think he went crazy and Did the best to make incredible stuff and an amazing company that's probably one of the most innovative and influential companies in the history of technology.
00:45:23.000No, I mean, obviously, they just panicked and were like, okay, I guess we have to have some presence in these malls where these Apple stores are.
00:45:32.000Well, Windows computers are pretty fucking good now.
00:46:03.000One of the things that Apple's done brilliantly is integrate all the parts.
00:46:07.000So the fact that you have the exact same video card as everybody else, you have the exact same motherboard, everything works together, everything works seamlessly.
00:46:15.000The problem with Windows is what Asus is going to do is going to be different than what Dell is going to do, which is going to be different than what.
00:46:24.000And then you have to have all the drivers in order, and then...
00:46:33.000There's more ways, and obviously I'm not a computer expert, but there's more ways to exploit the Windows operating system, apparently, than there is to exploit Apple.
00:47:44.000Well, the people in the documentary, they were not real people.
00:47:48.000They were like a sort of a CGI version of a person they used to talk, and their voice was all scrambled.
00:47:55.000But they were talking about the developmental process, and all the people, which is interesting, they were saying that all the people that work at the NSA... Yep.
00:48:05.000There's like military type people, and then there's like super nerds.
00:48:09.000There's like people with like, one guy had, they were saying had a Death Star that he built out of Legos that sat on his desk, and like they had various dolls.
00:48:43.000Who are working together with these military characters, and the military characters are sort of guiding them to try to create these viruses to attack these various facilities that Iran had.
00:48:55.000Okay, so let's say, again, no one goes on the record about this thing.
00:53:36.000And also have the desire to be that one person, that alpha.
00:53:40.000And those guys, like fucking Kennedy and many, many, many other ones that I'm sure we don't know who was cheating on who or who was doing...
00:56:15.000That is about the cigarette companies.
00:56:18.000Well, the same guys are now into global warming.
00:56:23.000We'll explain to folks at home what we're talking about.
00:56:26.000The cigarette companies hired these folks to go on all these different talk shows, like those talking head split-screen shows on CNN, where someone would say, Cigarettes have been shown to cause cancer.
00:56:46.000And these guys would go on all these different shows and they would throw doubt into whatever the narrative was that the FDA or whoever was trying to say that cigarettes were bad for you.
00:57:00.000The same exact guys, not the same tactics, but the same human beings.
00:58:59.000You know what's interesting to me is that the same time while he was experiencing his meltdown, Charlie Sheen was rising like a phoenix from the ashes, talking about doing blow and banging hookers and saying, you don't pay him for sex, you pay him to leave, and everybody's like, go Charlie!
00:59:30.000And especially when he's competing against Hillary Clinton, who's been shown time and time again to be a fucking complete liar.
00:59:38.000She's just an absolute liar on a grand scale.
00:59:43.000Like, not just little lies, but lies about all sorts of things like the origins of her name, who she was named after.
00:59:49.000Like, she's a crazy person, and she's a politician, and like, in a sober way, a very bizarre character.
00:59:57.000So, when a guy like Donald Trump is competing against her, like, and, you know, starts naming her Crooked Hillary, like, someone tried to get some traction by calling Donald Trump a womanizer and saying that, you know, he's a...
01:01:28.000The most recent guy that he hired about three months ago, four months ago.
01:01:31.000But the idea was that this guy is going to shape the new, like, the idea is like, he got the nomination, now that he's got the nomination, nomination's secure, now you go after Hillary, and you bring in all the people that are on the fence.
01:01:45.000You become more moderate, you become more, less outrageous with your statements, and you try to point out the benefits of you versus the problems with her.
01:03:42.000And the only thing that could possibly potentially fuck a third party candidate is the Electoral College.
01:03:47.000Like, that's where things get really weird.
01:03:50.000The Electoral College, the idea of representatives, you know, like you don't necessarily vote for, you know, the state picks a representative, the representative is the one who kind of puts in the vote.
01:06:48.000And if there's no consensus, they continue to fight, and no one gets a point.
01:06:53.000But if there is a consensus, if one guy won the exchange, there's a great point karate fight between Michael Venom Page and this guy who's fighting in glory right now, Raymond Daniels,
01:08:29.000It's mostly people that are either their students, their fellow students are competing and they're sitting there watching or they're going to compete and they watch or the families of the people competing.
01:08:38.000But it never really became much of a spectator sport.
01:09:04.000And so what he had to do is he just had to learn takedown defense, and then he had to learn some submissions and some grappling.
01:09:10.000Takes a long time to learn those things, but if you are the type of person that can become a champion in one aspect of martial arts, that type of intense dedication and focus, you could transfer that potentially to other martial arts if you have the time and you have the inclination.
01:09:24.000Well, I read something that you said that was the worst injury you ever saw.
01:11:19.000He believed he cracked it before that, because it was hurting, and then he threw that kick and hit the exact same spot, and it just snapped like a twig.
01:11:46.000The person kicking breaks their own leg.
01:11:48.000Occasionally, it's the person on the other side, but the difference is where you're kicking, you're kicking with the middle or the bottom of your shin, which is a thinner bone, and you're colliding with the top of the knee where the tibia meets the knee.
01:12:43.000You know, like the back of the hatch and she had a package and she lifted her head up and hit the corner of the hatch and cut her forehead and blood was pouring down her head.
01:12:51.000She was freaking out because she was bleeding.
01:13:01.000Like, I'm so used to seeing people just cut open, smashed, broken nose, swollen eyes, cuts all over their face, head kicked, knockouts, arms broken, snapped legs, torn apart knees.
01:16:21.000Maybe we're talking about a different one.
01:16:22.000You're talking about Anderson Silva and Chris Weidman, where Anderson Silva, like, touched faces with Weidman, and Weidman just wouldn't move?
01:16:53.000But the really funny one was Anderson, not Anderson Silva, Heath Herring was doing a face-off with this Japanese gentleman.
01:16:59.000I don't remember the guy's name, but the guy kissed him on the lips, and Heath Herring knocked him out cold as they were doing the stare down.
01:23:16.000I've been watching soccer recently because I'm friends with Ian Edwards, and he's a giant soccer fan, and he actually has a soccer podcast, and he's been trying to get me into soccer, so we watched a bunch of soccer games together.
01:24:24.000Now, I remember I talked to you about this a long time ago.
01:24:27.000There was a great episode of either CNN Sports or ESPN when they brought you on to talk about how horrible MMA was compared to boxing.
01:24:36.000And then you, in a very skilled manner, took apart the interviewer and the other guy with, A, your knowledge of boxing, and then, B, explaining why you thought MMA, or I don't even know if that's the right term, was the natural evolution of what was going on.
01:26:48.000There's not enough weight classes in MMA. Maybe people think there's too many in boxing, which I don't have a problem with it.
01:26:55.000I like the fact there's a lot of weight classes because it gives a lot of guys options and it gives guys options for championship encounters.
01:27:01.000But I think that the UFC could use more weight classes.
01:27:04.000I think there should be a weight class minimum every 10 pounds.
01:27:07.000Because 10 pounds, there's a big difference between a 170 pound guy and a 180 pound guy as far as strength.
01:27:14.000It's a big difference in what they can do.
01:27:18.000How long before, from the weigh-in to the fight, do they have to put on weight?
01:27:24.000It used to be 24 hours, but now it's quite a bit more, because now they usually let them start early in the morning, as early as, I believe, 8am, sometimes 10am.
01:27:34.000So they have from 10am to noon to make weight now.
01:27:37.000And the weigh-in, now when we do the weigh-ins, I announce the weigh-ins on Friday.
01:33:08.000Yeah, and I was trying to figure out what I was doing with my life, and I was not nearly as dedicated as I was to fighting just a few years before that.
01:33:15.000I was 21, on my way to 22. I might have been 22 at the time, or maybe a month or two before I turned 22, and that's when I decided I was done.
01:33:48.000And then I'd also had a problem in that...
01:33:52.000I started competing in Taekwondo which was mostly kicking art and very little hand techniques and then I went from Taekwondo I started training at a boxing gym and I realized that I really needed a massive amount of work on my hands and so I started boxing and I was getting beat up a lot like I was I was having wars in the gym and I wasn't always winning and Okay,
01:35:41.000It would be like, I think there was like a photo of someone throwing a sidekick or something like that, and it would be, you know, the name of the gym and the phone number for the school where you could call and sign up.
01:37:04.000So, anyway, I went from teaching, I was teaching at this class, and this guy, Joe Lake, who's a friend of mine, who is a boxer, who's a professional boxer, and he's a boxing coach.
01:37:15.000He taught a lot of pro boxers in the area.
01:37:17.000He came in and was watching me work out, and he wanted to learn some kicks.
01:37:22.000And we started talking, and found out I was a boxing fan.
01:37:25.000We started talking about boxing, and he told me what he does.
01:37:30.000He said, you know, hey, how about we make a deal, you know, I'll teach you some boxing, you teach me some kicking, and I said, I love it.
01:37:35.000So when I started learning from him, he's a great coach and teaching me boxing techniques and stuff like that, I started realizing how little I knew about combining boxing and kicking together, and also how little I knew about really, like, getting hit and rolling with punches,
01:37:51.000and I just was missing that aspect of fighting.
01:37:55.000I started doing it, and as I started doing it, and I competed, and I started doing a lot of sparring, I started realizing that what I had dedicated all my time to, Taekwondo, was limited in a lot of ways.
01:38:08.000Like, without learning how to throw punches, there was a real problem with it.
01:38:11.000So, I kind of knew that I was not going to compete in Taekwondo anymore.
01:38:15.000I kind of knew, like, wow, this has sort of opened up my eyes to the fact that Taekwondo is very limited.
01:38:42.000I did a lot of different stuff because I just wanted to see what it was like.
01:38:46.000But if MMA was around, I would have realized that, well, all this stuff is all fine and dandy, all this kicking and punching, but if somebody takes you down, then what are you going to do?
01:38:55.000And that's one of the reasons why, when I came to LA, I immediately got into jiu-jitsu.
01:38:59.000So I started taking jiu-jitsu in 1996, and the reason why I started taking it was because of watching the UFC and seeing guys take guys to the ground, seeing Hoist Gracie dominate guys and choke them and tap them.
01:39:10.000And I realized, oh, okay, I've got to learn this stuff.
01:39:17.000I got into it as a traditional martial artist, as a Taekwondo practitioner, and then went from that into all these other martial arts that I had kind of assimilated.
01:39:27.000Plus, I was a big Bruce Lee fan, and that was one of the things that Bruce Lee subscribed to.
01:40:44.000And one of the things that helped me is that I started opening up my own school.
01:40:47.000And when I opened up my own school in Revere, I was away from my instructors.
01:40:51.000So I got a chance to train on my own, and I got a chance to bring in other people.
01:40:56.000And that's when I really started to expand my ideas about what I needed to do, what was and what wasn't effective.
01:41:02.000And I had a good buddy of mine who had also, my friend Mike Blythe, who had had some pro boxing fights and we did some sparring together and he beat me up too.
01:41:09.000And so I kind of realized like, oh man, there's some stuff I need to figure out how to incorporate.
01:41:17.000Well, first of all, it brings up a million questions, but back to my original question about getting beat up.
01:41:23.000Just as someone who has the flight reflex when someone's coming at me, that's my reflex as opposed to, oh, brush it off, move my feet, and stuff like that.
01:41:34.000Did that ever appear where you're just like, fuck, I'm getting pummeled?
01:41:41.000Well, I was never getting pummeled that bad.
01:41:42.000I'm just talking about, like, emotionally.
01:42:17.000Because a lot of times, like, you get really good, you develop a bit, you want to do it, it kills, you feel good, people are flirting with you after the show, it's a whole thing.
01:42:40.000But then, if you want to expand your act, you have to try out new stuff, and that undercuts this invincible stand-up comedian image that is so popular, you know, is so wonderful.
01:47:48.000People made a piano, and they put it on a stage, and then somebody put a microphone there, and the comics were constantly annoyed by that fucking piano.
01:50:47.000Well, I don't want to say where we are because I know you have crazy fans.
01:50:55.000But I was actually born in California.
01:50:58.000And then moved back east when my dad got sick, and then he died, and then we moved to Maryland, my mom remarried, and then we moved to Florida, and then I started my career in New York.
01:51:18.000So, yeah, but I started my, as soon as I graduated high school, it's interesting we have a Florida connection, as soon as I graduated high school, Got the fuck out of Dodge.
01:54:09.000The rules and tradition specifically forbid playing left-handed.
01:54:13.000The reason for that is that the court only has three walls and one at each end, one on the side wall, and one on the left against which the ball can be rebounded.
01:54:23.000Spectators are behind a chain-link fence on the fourth side because of the side wall on the left.
01:54:27.000It would be dangerous and almost impossible for players to throw and catch with their left hands.
01:56:45.000You said you were talking about NewsRadio and you go, you know, because we were doing the pilot and you're like, you know, there's a certain kind of like special quality that happens amongst people that creates a sitcom as much as the writing.
02:00:53.000Well, you know, obviously the comfort level.
02:00:55.000You know, when you're on a set and you're there all the time, and you know the makeup lady and the sound guys and the cameramen are all the same folks, and you become friends with them.
02:01:05.000You know, there's a comfort level there.
02:01:30.000Dave Foley was almost like the secret producer of that show.
02:01:33.000The writers were so smart that they gave him, pretty much everybody, artistic license to try out new ideas.
02:01:43.000And because of the fact that Dave was one of the guys from Kids in the Hall, was such a brilliant writer, just a brilliant guy, very fucking smart guy...
02:02:58.000The doctor said to him, it was one of the most depressing things about the podcast, your ability to pay has no relation to your obligation to pay.
02:03:08.000So the doctor was like, look, you established a lifestyle.
02:04:43.000There's this girl, I was trying to date her, she's not interested in me, but has gone to the Amazon and done ayahuasca.
02:04:52.000And she said that you, I don't know if she learned about it from you, Or you were advocating for it, but she went down there a couple times and then did it not in the Amazon.
02:05:29.000So when you eat it, that's why when you eat a lot of grasses and different plants, you don't get high off the DMT in it because it gets broken down in your gut.
02:05:37.000Well, so what they figured out is a way to combine the leaves of one plant, which contain the DMT, and the...
02:05:49.000And so this combination of the two plants, one that contains DMT and one that suppresses monoamine oxidase in your gut, allows you to experience dimethyltryptamine orally.
02:06:33.000...in their reaction, especially at high doses, to DMT. And in fact, they're very similar as far as the compound themselves.
02:06:44.000I think the way it's expressed in the body...
02:06:48.000DMT is N-n-dimethyltryptamine, and when psilocybin is broken down in the body, it produces something called 4-fox-4-aloxy-N-n-dimethyltryptamine.
02:06:57.000All of this, I'm kind of like glazing over.
02:07:00.000I'm just saying, they're really closely related.
02:08:29.000The last time I did it, we did it like four or five times, so I was pretty gonzo for about an hour and a half or so, somewhere around there.
02:08:40.000We would go in, come out, go back in again.
02:08:43.000In the meantime, the whole time this is going on, we're playing this South American music, these Icaros, which these shamans have created to sort of coax the experience.
02:13:13.000The after effects were way too brutal for me.
02:13:17.000The post-trip, the trip was wonderful.
02:13:21.000The trip was amazing, and I got some pretty deep insight about the nature of insecurities and how they manifest itself in social situations and conversations.
02:17:37.000You go through the flower of life and enter into this massive, infinite, geometric pattern that's made out of love and understanding and you communicate with God.
02:17:49.000And that's your definition of a good trip?
02:17:54.000It definitely is terrifying if you try to control it and manipulate it, because then you're going to be in a wrestling match with your emotions and your mind.
02:19:13.000The people that want to get the most out of the experience recommend that you have a vegetable-only diet for at least 24 hours before you do any intense psychedelic.
02:22:03.000I can't believe, because everyone I've ever spoken to, with the exception of a guy named Joe Rogan, has talked about how horrible mushrooms taste.
02:23:06.000The least favorite part is the jelly part.
02:23:09.000I get rid of that, but the actual fish I can deal with.
02:23:11.000There's a fermented shark that people eat in Iceland that is supposed to be fucking horrific for anyone else other than the people that live in Iceland.
02:23:20.000It was one of the few things that Anthony Bourdain told me that was truly disgusting.
02:23:27.000That he ate on his show when he used to travel and go to these different places and try their local cuisine.
02:24:00.000Well, what is shitty food then, if that's not shitty food?
02:24:03.000I feel like if people during the Depression could get a 99-cent cheeseburger when people were so poor that they couldn't even afford meat, like maybe meat once a month, and that was the worst of it, some brisket thing,
02:24:19.000the people would be like, they would have thought it was the greatest thing on earth.
02:24:23.000And I think these cheeseburgers that we get, be it the quarter pounder with cheese, be it the double-double it in and out, be it the...
02:27:42.000I don't know how your schedule works, but me, I call into the comedy store on Monday and I can decide how many days I want to put in for her.
02:27:50.000I can say, I'll do Tuesday and Friday, Saturday, so I'll take Wednesday and Thursday off.
02:27:59.000We can decide when to work and when not to work, but there's a big, there's a direct connection between forcing yourself to write more and perform more, and your act getting better, and you're getting more work, and your comedy career progressing.
02:28:15.000And so for me, The discipline that I apply to fighting and martial arts and other things and to continue to stay fit and work out, I apply to comedy too.
02:29:02.000Although people who look at me are always like, you accomplish more because I act, I do things, I go on the road, I do stand-up, I write books, I write articles.
02:29:24.000Well, not only that, we all know the tragic stories of the guys who wrote an hour in, like, 1996 and never fucking adjusted it, and they had real promise.
02:29:34.000There's guys that are doing the same fucking jokes that you and I both know.
02:29:38.000They've been doing the same jokes for 20 years, and they still are.
02:29:41.000And you can go and catch them at the fucking Laugh Factory tomorrow night, and they'll tell a joke from the late 90s.
02:32:18.000Yeah, that's a couple dragons, as you like to call it.
02:32:21.000I've never heard that expression before.
02:32:23.000It's an interesting little low-budget movie.
02:32:26.000Well, these fucking phones are way better than the film cameras that they used 20 years ago.
02:32:31.000I mean, what you can get off of a phone now, the images and the crystal clear images off of just a regular iPhone 6, they're fucking phenomenal.
02:34:36.000Social media, and video, and Snapchat, and this and that, and there's a million different stars, and there's a million different movies, and there's a fucking hundred thousand television shows, and you have 290 channels, and they're constantly running, and all this information and data,
02:36:25.000And then movies before that, you know, the silent movies, and then you're only talking about like 100 years maximum, right?
02:36:34.000So this is all a completely new experience.
02:36:36.000These girls are seeing this superstar, this guy, this Elvis Presley with his perfect hair and his singing and his fucking jumpsuit and the whole deal.
02:36:45.000And the reaction to them, it's almost like their brains can't process it.
02:36:50.000And they're screaming and they're fainting.
02:36:53.000And it's one of the most bizarre things about watching Elvis is watching the reaction to Elvis that these people have that are in the audience.
02:38:12.000But even – it wasn't 10,000 hours like the Beatles in Hamburg or something like that where you're like, oh, I'm going to learn how to sing and get around it or, you know, Billy Joel playing around for a long time and then finally breaking through.
02:38:24.000You know, he was in a rock band before he became Billy Joel and it's the craziest thing.
02:38:49.000You know, I mean as far as like superstars like that's when the whole pill craze was coming on was like during the 50s in the 60s You know there was not I mean how many fucking pills were there?
02:38:59.000I mean there were opiates they could give you opium and You know milk of the puppy there was a bunch of different things that they would give people Dilaudid remember they used to give those women Dilaudid in those old Wild West movies.
02:39:11.000That was a basically an opiate They would give them certain drugs, but He was one of the first guys that really got into pills.
02:44:45.000But when Ellen's talking to him about gay rights and about gay marriage, about wouldn't you think that you, as a person who's been marginalized your whole life, you would support that?
02:44:54.000His argument was, or her argument, whatever you want to call it.
02:44:56.000Well, I've always been sort of a traditionalist.
02:44:59.000Like, no, you're not a traditionalist.
02:45:01.000You're a fucking man with nail polish on and a dress who's now a woman.
02:45:04.000And you had your jaw shaved down to be a woman.
02:46:02.000And I think that over time, we're going to realize how ridiculous we were acting with this preposterous person who's essentially a male Kardashian, an older male Kardashian.
02:46:11.000I mean, that's what the fuck he is, right?
02:46:13.000And on top of that, everybody forgets he killed a woman.
02:46:16.000He fucking slammed into some lady because he wasn't paying attention, knocked her into oncoming traffic, and she died, and everybody just sort of whisked that away, and then he wins an ESPY award, and he's walking around with fucking drapes Flowing the curtains in the breeze and there's a helicopter flying over him when he's walking around his house in his heels.
02:49:12.000Anyway, my point was that even if Caitlyn wasn't all of it, even if she was pro-gay marriage or not part of the Kardashians, I still feel like it's part of life and can be made fun of.
02:52:17.000You used your emotions and you used your morality and you decided you're going to enforce it on these people in the middle of a comedy show.
02:52:33.000Just in that kind of like, okay, what is the worst offensive thing I could say to somebody who just said that nothing about rapes is funny?
02:53:05.000Now that I have a Twitter account, I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about an audience member now who's outraged that somebody made fun of something, that now comedians can't hear, like, I don't have free speech, I can't yell at, me and my friends can't gang up on a comedian and yell at them on Twitter?
02:53:33.000I mean, you can have an argument with someone.
02:53:34.000Like, say if you have an argument with someone publicly and somebody walks by and they maybe didn't get the entire full argument, but they watch you say something mean to that person.
02:53:42.000They're allowed to have an opinion on that.
02:53:44.000It might not be the most informed opinion.
02:53:47.000And maybe you can choose to engage them and have a discussion about their opinion, or you can choose to not and let it exist in a vacuum and let them just fucking yap about you.
02:54:21.000Is there anything you've looked back and gone, I don't think I would have worded that today the way I did back then.
02:54:29.000Not in terms of it being offensive, but in terms of it being not the economy of words wasn't correct, or it wasn't the best bit, or I should have worked on it more before I did it, or maybe I got a little lazy in my...
02:54:43.000But just more about tightening and making the bit better.
02:54:45.000Yeah, but that's just like looking at it...
02:56:00.000It's the only way you're ever going to understand where you ad-libbed and figure out what those ad-libs are and whether or not they're valid.