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00:02:12.000You know, they say that's what happened to Hillary Clinton, that she blacked out, she fainted and hit her head in 2012. There's all these concerns that people have.
00:02:21.000I don't know if they're founded in any fact, but apparently the real incident did happen that she fell down.
00:02:31.000She blacked out and fell down and hit her head and had a clot, which can be pretty serious.
00:02:37.000But there's, you know, of course because of that there's people that are making all these crazy videos speculating that She has brain damage and she's out of her mind that she's like super unhealthy Yeah, like there's see they've taken these compilations of her, you know Look,
00:02:53.000she's doing hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of fucking interviews like this where people are talking to her and you know, it's It probably becomes mind-numbing after all.
00:03:05.000She's laughing, she's bobbing her head up and down, and they're saying that she's acting bizarre.
00:03:10.000I think she's a person who's dealing with massive, massive amounts of stress.
00:03:14.000I mean, I'm not necessarily a big fan of what she represents, other than I think it's kind of cool that there's going to be a first chick that's a president.
00:03:22.000I think it was good to have a first black president.
00:07:05.000He's going to be in a mental hospital more so than a...
00:07:09.000Jail it seems like but these kind of people are the people that hang out in like Washington DC and stuff that's why DC or Washington so So dangerous, you know, it's it's because they're attracted to this crazy thing that's already happening Well, if you have a hive of government and everybody knows it's got a centralized location.
00:07:27.000That's the hive Washington DC is the hive of our government and the penthouse is Or the Pentagon penthouse The Pentagon is not that far from there, right?
00:07:52.000That whole area, though, I would imagine.
00:07:54.000And there's also that giant community of lobbyists that lives in Virginia, just outside of Washington, D.C., that Brian Callen was telling me is some of the richest people per capita in the country.
00:08:58.000But there's a gang of them that are connected to the Clintons that just wound up getting whacked.
00:09:03.000Did you see all the crime that's been going on in the Olympics?
00:09:06.000Like I sent Jamie this video in Brazil and it's just a collection of like the first or second day of they have like these people just watching the streets for crime and it's just tons of these petty theft like People trying to just steal people's stuff.
00:09:23.000And this video, I mean, this came out, I think, the first or second day, but this video is nonstop.
00:10:30.000I think it was 49. But is there anybody that makes a compelling case?
00:10:39.000This says 90. But I don't know if that's like, I mean, it depends on which website you want to look up and find which conspiracy you want to dig down.
00:10:50.000You know, here's what's one of the weirdest things about government, is that it affects all of us, right, in this room, but we couldn't be further away from the type of person that would want to run the government.
00:11:06.000The type of people that do want to do that, they are so not like most people.
00:11:11.000Most people do not want to run everybody.
00:11:15.000When you get people that are in that higher echelon of government and they have the ability literally to manipulate which way the country thinks with a really persuasive, articulate speech They really have the opportunity to change the way the country feels about itself.
00:12:55.000Either, one, he was never really like that, and he was just tricking us in this brilliant, like, portrayal of this rebel, of this person who's gonna come in and give you hope and change.
00:13:11.000Or, two, you get in there, and the sobering effect of what you're presented with every day Makes you realize like, oh my god, they're just running around putting out fires all the time.
00:13:22.000There's a fucking, like what you're seeing from those kids in that video in the Olympics where these people are getting purse snatched and shit and tourists are getting purse snatched and pickpocketed.
00:13:34.000That is just what happens when things are all fucked up and unbalanced.
00:13:42.000Do you think this is the end of the Olympics just based on how much trouble this Olympics has been?
00:13:50.000Looking at all the hotel rooms where the sinks are falling through the counters and how the water, I don't know if you saw the water today, is green because they have an algae problem or something like that.
00:14:01.000And if you look at all the past Olympics and how all the structures, there's a website where it shows all the old Olympics and how they have all these concrete things that are just now overrun by trees and weeds and stuff and how much it costs to make all this and now it's just ruined land.
00:14:19.000Once you put concrete on land, it's pretty much ruined.
00:14:22.000It's really hard for it to ever be farmed on again or things to grow when there's concrete on there.
00:15:31.000We're looking at it right now, and as we're scrolling through these pictures for people who are just listening to the audio, these things are available.
00:19:23.000Okay, so he was the first of the superstar Michael Phelps type swimmer dudes.
00:19:30.000I think before, I want to say before Phelps came along, and I really don't know, but I think that Spitz was the guy who won the most gold medals up until that moment, and then Phelps just fucking blew him out of the water.
00:21:20.000It's like, I mean, I guess he kind of looks like an athlete, or he looks like your girlfriend's brother that's staying with her over the, you know, you get up in the morning, you meet him for the first time.
00:22:27.000I don't think there's been scientific studies done on it, unfortunately.
00:22:31.000Here's a breakdown of his training routine.
00:22:33.000Warm up with jackknife crunches, three sets of 20. Push-ups, three sets of 25 to 35. And bodyweight squats, three sets of 25. Begin the pool with 50-meter drills.
00:22:43.000So it's mostly swimming stuff, it seems like, and some bodyweight exercises, crunches and squats, but the majority of his stuff is about laps.
00:22:52.000High intensity swim distances of 200 meters, 150 meters, 100 meters and 50 meters, with 30 seconds of rest in between each interval.
00:23:28.000You gotta be, you have to have like an insanely powerful mind to be able to do something that everybody can do, like swim, and do it faster than anybody ever.
00:23:40.000You gotta be a fucking real, just super focused psycho.
00:26:09.000There's all sorts of data that seems to indicate that it has some sort of a role in reducing tumors.
00:26:15.000It definitely helps people with anxiety.
00:26:17.000There's a lot of factors that it does.
00:26:22.000When Neil Brennan was on, he was talking about antidepressants, and he was like, they don't exactly know how they work.
00:26:28.000That's a really good point, but they sell a fucking ton of different kinds of antidepressants They know how cannabis works.
00:26:34.000They know that there's cannabinoid receptors in the human mind meaning the human brain is designed or grew up or developed Alongside cannabis it knows what to do with it.
00:26:46.000So when you take marijuana Your body knows what it is.
00:26:51.000Your body even produces some sort of cannabinoid response when you run.
00:26:56.000That's part of what you're getting in the runner's high.
00:29:04.000It just says that the THC was first discovered in 1964. You know, that's really crazy that, you know, when they're talking about, like, data, that we're talking about, like, oh, they wouldn't be using data from, like, 20 years ago.
00:29:15.000Like, those fucking idiots, they didn't know shit back then.
00:29:19.000We really do kind of think about it that way sometimes.
00:29:22.000Like, somebody sent me something the other day that was from three years ago, and I immediately was like, pfft, this is fucking three years old.
00:29:27.000But it was a fucking really interesting story.
00:29:29.000But unless it was happening that week, you know?
00:29:39.000It's just like an assumption that other people have done more research up until now and have looked at that, maybe.
00:29:46.000I would assume that a lot of times, I think.
00:29:48.000If I saw something that said it was last month, I would think at least five people have seen it since then and snopes it out and wrote another article.
00:30:07.000Like, you look down, like, whenever there's an article that someone will tweet or I find online or I'm reading it on Dig or something like that, if I find an old article, if I'm researching the subject, if I just start Googling it, I find something from 2013,
00:30:22.000I almost instantly go, it's like three years old, man.
00:30:44.000I was watching The Matrix the other day.
00:30:45.000They just had those little slide-out phones.
00:30:47.000They had no concept of what an iPhone was even going to be then, I don't think.
00:30:51.000And they weren't even discussing what that would have been like to have social media.
00:30:55.000They were just texting each other, I think, and making phone calls.
00:30:57.000Yeah, no, that's one of the interesting things about science fiction is that science fiction is a really poor indicator of what the future holds in most situations.
00:31:08.000You know, like no one who did Star Wars or Star Trek, they didn't think they would be able to communicate with each other in real time all around the world through video and send emails and get all the information about anything you wanted to get at any given time wirelessly through the air in a little thing that's so small it slides in your front pocket.
00:31:31.000They just said how they're doing like the 5G right now and how back in the day, you know, we started off with 3G or whatever, 2G and stuff like that.
00:31:39.000And now I think there's only like, there's a few countries where 75% of the country is still using 2G or 3G. And how they've run out of frequencies to build the 5G. So now they're going to have to start just kicking people off,
00:32:34.000Because there's so many different ways to communicate, and you can communicate through voice and video, through Facebook, through FaceTime, audio, and Wi-Fi.
00:33:00.000I keep my phone on the sleep mode or whatever, the moon, that doesn't let any phone calls go through and it doesn't interrupt you with alerts or anything.
00:33:11.000But if somebody calls you two times in a row or three times in a row, it goes through.
00:33:15.000But I accidentally leave it on all the time and I'm like, you know, this is so peaceful, not hearing my fucking phone beeping and ringing.
00:33:22.000So I think that's important because I think we forget that We didn't have that, you know, growing up most of our lives.
00:33:28.000And now it's almost like an alarm clock going off every two minutes, you know?
00:33:32.000Yeah, and it doesn't give you a chance to live like a normal life.
00:33:35.000If you're constantly updating yourself with Twitter or with text messages and you're constantly looking at it, that's what your focus is on.
00:33:43.000And it's almost like you're not even living your life.
00:33:45.000You're living your life through this screen.
00:33:47.000Like you're going into another world, like this artificially created world.
00:33:51.000And that's how you're existing in a world where no one's talking.
00:33:55.000If they are talking, they're talking to you, like you click on a video.
00:33:59.000Most of the time what's going on is you're reading stuff.
00:34:02.000You're reading stuff or someone's sending you something, LOL, they're sending you a funny meme, you're like, ah!
00:34:09.000And that's, like, how people are living.
00:34:11.000Like, people are, like, seeking out funny Instagram posts, you know?
00:34:15.000And, like, I have friends that have, they subscribe to, like, ten different funny Instagram meme posts, and just every 15 seconds they look at their phone going, ah!
00:34:28.000You can be fucking perpetually entertained all day if you choose to do that.
00:34:32.000If you follow the right Instagram memes and you have the right people on Twitter that send you the interesting shit, because there's always something new, there's always some new fucking crazy thing, you're gonna be constantly entertained.
00:34:47.000Going back to the marijuana thing with the DEA, they had that happen.
00:34:52.000They had to read or do that because the governor got so many signed petitions or signed names that forced them to have to reclassify the marijuana.
00:35:59.000So what they're saying is they're trying to classify it as a drug.
00:36:02.000What they're almost admitting themselves, if what we're thinking is true, if what they're saying is that you can't It's not reproducible because it's not a chemical that you can break down into a pill, if that's what they're saying.
00:36:14.000You can't standardize it because it's too wild and it's free and it's growing.
00:36:18.000That's almost a perfect example of the fact that you're not...
00:36:24.000You shouldn't be in a position where you're controlling a plant.
00:36:27.000You shouldn't be in a position where you're regulating nature.
00:36:30.000So you're almost admitting it yourself.
00:37:01.000They're failing way more in that than they are in even not admitting that there's medical evidence.
00:37:07.000Because if you wanted to follow it to the strictest sense of the word, what studies have been done that have absolutely been proven in a new, modern form of the most current science, What studies have been done that show the medical benefits of cannabis?
00:37:23.000Not how many studies are being done, but it's because it's classified as Schedule I. It's a total catch-22.
00:37:29.000It's hard to get studies done because it's a Schedule I, and so you can't prove it shouldn't be a Schedule I because there's not very many studies.
00:37:35.000But there's a ton of studies that have been done by universities.
00:37:38.000There's a ton of studies that have shown positive benefits.
00:37:41.000If you want to go back into history, even back into the Nixon administration, they were running studies that they buried the results because the results showed no harm.
00:39:22.000And what they think they can do is like keep this bureaucracy and this paperwork and these classifications in movement and they can head off freedom.
00:39:36.000Because what they're trying to do is they're trying to stop freedom.
00:39:39.000And one of the reasons why they're trying to stop freedom is because they benefit from it.
00:39:46.000If all of a sudden most drugs are legal, what are those fucking thousands of DEA agents going to do?
00:39:52.000They're protecting their own industry.
00:39:55.000This is a natural thing that any organism does when it's threatened.
00:39:59.000And if you start making drugs legal, and you start opening up that conversation, like...
00:40:05.000Who the fuck is any one adult to tell any other adult what's good or bad for you?
00:40:11.000When a lot of shit we do, whether it's the food we eat, the alcohol we drink, the cigarettes we smoke, the fucking sugar in our diet, all these things are bad for us.
00:40:49.000You could research all the facts about marijuana.
00:40:52.000You find a few that make correlations between some sort of mental illnesses, but most of the time, at least according to experts that I've listened to talk about it, the correlations of schizophrenia to marijuana use are directly in proportion with the numbers of schizophrenia for any given population.
00:41:11.000That there's always going to be around 1% of the population that suffers from some type of schizophrenia or severe mental distraction, illness, you know, a bunch of different categories of these various mental diseases.
00:41:32.000If there was the same amount of people...
00:41:34.000And they didn't smoke pot, it might be the same amount of schizophrenics.
00:41:38.000They might not even be connected, but when you're talking about 300 million people and you say 30,000 people got schizophrenia from marijuana, are you fucking sure?
00:41:48.000Or is it just 30,000 people have schizophrenia and they also smoke marijuana?
00:41:53.000This is the real problem with the way they present the data because it's just like you coming up to me or to Jamie and you saying that you've got new rules.
00:42:02.000You as a 42-year-old grown-ass man, you have new rules and you don't want us drinking alcohol anymore.
00:42:08.000You're going to come in and you've hired guards to keep us from smoking alcohol or drinking alcohol.
00:42:17.000If it's 50,000 people with some big building with three letters in the front of it, or whether it's one crazy fuck who wants to stop his neighbor from smoking pot, it's the same thing.
00:42:27.000You're trying to stop someone from doing something that's not bad.
00:42:50.000They just released a study, I think this week, showing that they proved scientifically that weed is better for sex.
00:43:01.000And they not only did it for pleasures, but they also explained how when you have alcohol, you cheat more, you do bad things, you hook up with people you shouldn't do, you don't use condoms, you do a lot of shit.
00:43:14.000A lot of people listening are like, I'm on team booze.
00:43:36.000There was an article on a website that I go to all the time, and I don't want to make fun of the man who wrote it because I love him, but it was about fat shaming in martial arts.
00:43:46.000It was Juliana Pena fat shames Ronda Rousey.
00:43:50.000And Juliana Pena, who's one of the toughest 135-pound fighters in the women's bantamweight division of the UFC, she's badass.
00:47:27.000Just, you know, those don't work out when you're 20. It's like, and you're busy with a million other things, but she was a tank.
00:47:33.000Yeah, I've been with a couple girls that were like an MMA, two MMA girls type girls, bodies, and it's not comfortable thinking like, oh, this girl can kill me if I do, you know, like having sex with him was weird.
00:47:45.000It was just like, I feel like I'm fucking a guy.
00:47:47.000We did a fight companion the other day, and Eddie Bravo was drunk off his rocker.
00:47:53.000And we were all having fun and talking about whether or not female UFC fighters, like, what untrained male could fuck up a female UFC fighter?
00:48:02.000Like, how big does the woman have to be?
00:49:12.000I think they should make a 145 pound weight class just for her because the UFC right now has two 115 and 135 recognized classes in the women's division and they had Cyborg get down to 140 for one fight.
00:49:26.000She fought Leslie Smith at 140. See that's more realistic that she weighs 145, but she really only weighs 145 after a brutal weight cut.
00:49:35.000She's probably closer to 165 in real life.
00:49:39.000But they keep making her get down to 140, which I don't fucking...
00:50:04.000It's dangerous, and it's stupid, and it's unnecessary.
00:50:08.000You should let these athletes, like, they should figure out what, I think the real problem is, here's one of the problems, is there's specific weight classes, right?
00:50:18.000There's like 155, there's 170, there's 185, and in each specific weight class, the guy has, there's a champion, right?
00:50:27.000But the variety of people, like what your natural weight should be, It really should be what you are when you're healthy, in shape, and you're walking around.
00:50:38.000And ideally, that's exactly where you should be fighting.
00:50:41.000The problem is, people are gonna fucking game the system.
00:50:44.000And I think what we have to do is we have to shame people to try to game the system.
00:50:49.000People that try to dehydrate themselves and fight smaller people.
00:50:52.000That's like contrary to everything that martial arts is supposed to be about.
00:50:56.000It's supposed to be about testing your skills, and especially in the competition sense, versus someone who's the exact same size as you.
00:51:05.000You're testing your ability against someone who is the same size as you.
00:51:09.000But if you pretend that you're that size, but you're only that size for like an hour, because you dehydrate yourself, but then you blow up, and you're much bigger after it's over, that's sort of contrary to what martial arts is supposed to be about.
00:51:23.000Do you think it's the frequency of the UFCs, how many there are?
00:51:29.000There's one almost every two weeks now.
00:51:31.000Do you think if they were like, you're only allowed to fight every three years, but we're paying you twice as much, do you think that would help out fighters?
00:51:40.000I think, you know, it's good to have a bunch of different suggestions, but I think what right now everyone's locked into these pathways of fighting for titles.
00:51:56.000You know when I get to walk up to someone and say Tyron Woodley the new welterweight champion the world like how does that sound like that's real you get to participate in one of the most special moments of an athlete's career of a fighters entire struggle as a As a competitor and one of the most difficult things a person could ever do So that that moment is like that's a crazy critical huge massive moment,
00:52:24.000you know for anyone and I remember clearly saying it to Misha Tate.
00:52:29.000I remember clearly saying it to Conor McGregor, Tyron Woodley, Robbie Lawler.
00:52:35.000I remember clearly a lot of these guys.
00:52:39.000I don't think the average person, and even me, I don't think I can be as close as I am to the struggle, to the fights, and calling them all and being there.
00:52:47.000I don't think I understand it like he understands it.
00:53:28.000I want to see Diaz double-slap Conor in the face at the same time.
00:53:31.000Like, okay, let me ask you this right now.
00:53:33.000If somebody had to offer you a pay-per-view tomorrow, if there's a pay-per-view they were doing tomorrow, and it's Nick Diaz versus George St. Pierre, there's no title on the line.
00:54:15.000As a person who enjoys the sport, you want to see a guy who's beating everybody, right?
00:54:20.000You want to see a guy who just keeps beating guys.
00:54:23.000It doesn't matter if there's a belt on the line.
00:54:25.000If I find out that Robbie Lawler's won six fights in a row against world-class competition, I'm like, he's beating this guy, he's beating that guy, he's beating Matt Brown, he's beating Johnny Hendricks.
00:55:07.000Is he super confident now that he won the title?
00:55:10.000Is it going to take him to some whole new level?
00:55:14.000You beat a guy like Robbie Lawyer, you knock him out in one round.
00:55:17.000You've got to think the momentum coming off of that has got to be stunning.
00:55:22.000I would love to see fantasy UFC, like a show where they take maybe the fighters that have retired or people that aren't as good as the other fighters and have them almost do game show stuff.
00:55:31.000You have to do a game and go, alright, so this fight, you have your shoes tied, you have to hold a banana and not crush it.
00:55:36.000You have to protect this banana like it's a baby.
00:56:26.000Super 6 world boxing classic and it was super middleweight and they got the best super middleweights in the world and they paired them off against each other in this long running series where they were all committed to fighting each other.
00:56:41.000Really interesting as an idea, like as a combat sport idea.
00:56:45.000And, you know, you think about like what that could mean for the future.
00:56:49.000I think something like that for mixed martial arts would be gigantic.
00:56:52.000And it could generate a lot of interest.
00:56:54.000And it could be something where they put up a ton of money.
00:56:57.000Like instead of a world title, like what if they had an invitational?
00:57:01.000What if someone put together an invitational?
00:57:03.000They made a deal with the UFC. They made a deal with...
00:57:06.000You know, 1FC or whatever the organizations are that are valid, and you have a tournament where they're all gonna duke it out, and there's gonna be some sort of split of revenue of the pay-per-view of this one tournament, and you'll have this Super 6 type thing like they did with Showtime with boxing.
00:57:39.000I don't know how problems come in with that.
00:57:41.000The real money in fighting is always in winning.
00:57:44.000So, like, getting people to throw fights, boy, that's unusual.
00:57:48.000It's so unusual in high-end fighting, because when a fighter loses, it's not just about losing that fight, it's also about they lost their last fight, so then they're coming into their next fight, As a loser, so they're getting less money, so people don't like them as much,
00:58:04.000and, you know, if somebody hits you and you just fall down and pretend that you got knocked out, you can do that, and you can make money like that.
00:58:10.000Somebody could bet you or promise you, right?
00:58:13.000Someone could say, hey, dude, I'm betting 300 grand, and you go down the first round, I'll give you $100,000, bro.
00:58:17.000I know you're only getting paid 20 grand.
00:59:00.000All the referees also then said he's bullshit, he's an asshole, he's obviously a scumbag, he went to jail.
00:59:05.000But when you look at the track records of some of these things that he was saying, it looks to say that there is some weight that he's, there's a little bit of water there that he's, something.
00:59:53.000Yeah, man, I would imagine if you have something where people bet on it, like professional sports, or even college sports, I would imagine there's so many people that bet on those games that there's always going to be, like, low lives.
01:00:07.000Like, I know friends who use actual, real, old-school bookies.
01:00:20.000When weird stuff was happening this year in the NBA, people always like to say that they are setting things up for money and ratings and whatnot.
01:00:29.000And whoever wants to write an article will go to him and get a quote from him saying, this thing was fixed or this thing was staged.
01:00:35.000It's unprovable usually, but he'll say it.
01:02:17.000Yeah, you don't have to say how much you gambled, I think, throughout a year, but if you get winnings, you can also claim losses against it.
01:03:16.000That I got to experience second-hand, fortunately, with the old-school comedians that were super successful there that didn't pay taxes.
01:03:24.000It was a giant issue, because they got caught, and one got caught, and another got caught, and then the IRS people realized, oh, none of these fucking comedians pay taxes.
01:04:20.000Um, I think I might have worked there once or twice ever at Nick's, but I was never in the position where they could offer you coke.
01:04:26.000I wasn't, I just wasn't in deep enough.
01:04:28.000If I had worked there, it was like a, I'd emceed something and made, and then I came back and worked there, but that was after like, I had agents and they handled the financial part of things like later or later on.
01:04:41.000Those guys got paid in coke, those guys got, you know, but they just fucking were animals.
01:04:46.000They were living like savages and they weren't paying their taxes and they, one by one, they all got Fucking thunderstruck and it was a Worst-case scenario because it was like here's the comedy boom, okay?
01:04:57.000Here's like the 80s comedy boom where everybody's got rolled up sleeves on a fucking blazer and stand on stage did you ever notice and then everybody's doing that they're all Evening at the Improv can't get enough talent because there's just not enough comedians.
01:06:47.000And then the fucking money guys come in, just sucking it out of ya.
01:06:52.000Or else I'm just gonna hook the straw up to your spine and pull the fluid out.
01:06:56.000I recently had to go through all my stuff for the IRS, and nowadays it's a lot better, though, I guess, than it used to be, because if you're, say, a comedian, you go through and you just go, like, oh, comedy store.
01:07:18.000The parking next door, I can write off.
01:07:21.000If I even get Netflix, I could write that off because I'm researching Netflix.
01:07:27.000It's pretty amazing how much you can write off and how much it's documented nowadays because everyone's using their cards instead of paying cash for everything.
01:07:37.000It's gotten better for comics, I think, now.
01:07:40.000Back then, I couldn't even imagine just having all those receipts and just Being like, no, I swear this is for comedy.
01:07:46.000It's kind of screwy, because if you're a writer, you can do that too.
01:07:49.000If you're a writer, you can say that you're doing research and you go to the movies.
01:08:07.000How many of those business lunches, though, I don't know if you've ever been on tons of them, but I used to work in restaurants where people would come in and would abuse the shit out of those credit cards and order steaks for 15 guys, and they're sitting there drinking whiskey at lunch, and they're not talking about business.
01:08:21.000But it is business in the sense, like, say, like, Brian and I had a business opportunity for you, and we wanted you to get excited about it, so we're gonna take you out, we're gonna get you drunk, gonna buy you some steaks, And we're going to sit there and clink glasses together and we'll feel a little loose.
01:08:35.000We'll have some camaraderie because of this booze.
01:08:47.000But like in that movie on Wolf of Wall Street where they're sitting there and this dad's looking through all their money they spent on hookers and whatnot.
01:08:52.000He's like, you really had to spend $78,000 on da-da-da.
01:08:55.000We could have had lunch at McDonald's or Subway instead of having it at the Ivy or Koi or whatever and getting sushi.
01:10:05.000As a comic looking for material, if you're going to make the argument of saying, I need to get material, this is what I'm going to do to get my material.
01:10:13.000There could be anything you want to do.
01:10:14.000You could talk about basketball, you could talk about poker, you could talk about alcohol.
01:10:17.000Unless you want to do a strip club joke and you're at a park trying to think of strip club jokes.
01:10:26.000This business guy making this big deal at lunch, I have to go to this lunch and I have to spend this money because I have to impress my clients.
01:10:34.000They can't impress them at McDonald's.
01:10:35.000You can make the arguments if you want all day long for the thing that is needed for your business.
01:10:41.000That's the only thing I was trying to say.
01:10:42.000Well, you mean from the employer's point of view of allowing this to happen, or from the person who's the salesperson that's out there with the business lunch?
01:10:48.000Whoever's getting in trouble and needs to defend this action, I suppose.
01:10:53.000Yeah, I could see both arguments, but honestly, I think for a lot of the people that have those accounts, it's kind of important that they form these relationships.
01:11:01.000That's why a business lunch is actually an effective thing.
01:11:04.000So I would think that a business lunch is one of the rare exceptions of something that makes fun that you write off, or makes sense, rather, that you write off.
01:11:12.000Movies do make sense, you know, like if you're a guy and you're You're writing your writer and you're writing a piece about modern horror movies about the lack of modern horror movies like if you're a modern if you're a fan of horror movies Fuck you have to wait a long time How long do you have to wait for a good goddamn vampire movie?
01:13:22.000When you're seeing Jack Nicholson, who looks exactly like Jack Nicholson with a thicker beard, he looks like Jack Nicholson that would be a barista in a handcrafted coffee place in Seattle.
01:17:18.000I know that for some movies, like when you go to iTunes and you go to click on trailer for some really shitty movies, they don't really have a trailer.
01:17:25.000They just take a chunk of the movie, like, stick it in there.
01:18:41.000That's what happened with Suicide Squad, apparently.
01:18:44.000They made that cool trailer that came out earlier last year, and everyone really liked that, and, uh...
01:18:49.000The Warner Brothers company, this is what I read, they were afraid it wasn't going to be that cool, it wasn't going to look like that, it wasn't going to deliver on that promise.
01:18:56.000Well, they were also freaked out because of Batman and Superman failed so hard.
01:19:00.000So they hired that company that made that trailer to re-edit the movie that the director was making at the same time they were making it.
01:19:05.000So there was two cuts going around at the same time, and then they molded them together at the end of the summers.
01:21:15.000It was reportedly Vin Diesel the rock was calling a candy ass.
01:21:18.000This is the best viral promotion of a film that has- Vin Diesel's a large gentleman, but I would bet everything I've ever made on the gentleman to the right with the goatee.
01:22:14.000And there's also probably a lot of bullshit stories that are put into the TMZs just so you have some prior advertising of a movie that no one even knew was being filmed.
01:24:44.000They've always been separated through critics and then user reviews, and there's been a separate icon that you're supposed to pay attention to.
01:26:39.000But yeah, notice how many reviewers on this one compared to how many reviewers on the one that's Universal, with Sony and Universal, work together if not owned by the same company.
01:28:02.000I don't know how much it is, but I would imagine a company like Rotten Tomatoes, which you've used, I've used, so many people have used to see a movie, they probably make some cash, right?
01:29:10.000We're gonna take hormones and we're gonna go to a fucking doctor in Brazil and he's gonna shoot us up with the same shit that they shot up Michelle Pfeiffer with.
01:31:54.000I've been waiting for this movie for a long-ass time, because it's kind of like a dream movie, doing a Pixar movie and having a dirty, like an old Fritz the Cat or something.
01:35:14.000I think if that bothers you, what kind of a bitch are you that's really bothering you?
01:35:20.000That these women are shitting on men to the point where they're taking Chris Helmsworth and they're making him dumb?
01:35:26.000Out of all the dumb bitches that have been in movies, can't we have one movie where there's three...
01:35:31.000Not so good looking girls take over the fucking world and save everybody and have the dudes be all fucked up looking or a mess or crazy or Chris Helmsworth and Chris Helmsworth who's perfect and beautiful also like the dumbest human being that's ever walked the face of the planet and an actor showing his head shots like the whole deal you're like super cliche I never go to the movies anymore because of the problem I'm having with things like Ghostbusters,
01:35:58.000though, and stuff where the hype doesn't live up to the movie.
01:36:01.000The movie sucks so bad, I can't believe I popped up.
01:36:16.000And I thought to myself, I was trying to watch that movie saying, if I saw this movie without having known about the first movie, what would I think about it?
01:36:23.000Especially because I'm taking my kids, right?
01:37:00.000I think the biggest concern for me lately with movies is the stories aren't there.
01:37:05.000We're just looking at so much CGI and, like, tricks that then you really think about, like, holy shit, what the fuck was the plot of this movie?
01:37:34.000It's not like a bunch of different movies It's not like if you go back and watch like pick a classic movie like if you go watch the outlaw Josie Wales The outlaw Josie Wales is the outlaw Josie Wales from minute one to the time of the end of the movie It doesn't vary in the way it feels.
01:37:54.000It's a beautiful work of art It's seamless In its production, like the way it portrays everything is the same through the whole movie and it builds up and it makes you feel like you're really engrossed and gripped in it.
01:39:23.000It's weird because I buy movies on iTunes now.
01:39:29.000When it's not on Netflix and it's not on Hulu, I'd rather spend $10 and buy it on iTunes than go to a movie and spend $50 on everything.
01:39:38.000So I buy a lot of movies now, and in so many movies that I've heard nothing but good things about this movie, I'm like, God damn it, I wasted $10 on that fucking piece of it.
01:40:06.000Do you think that's important, to see them there, versus, like, at home?
01:40:09.000Well, unless you're P-Diddly, and you've got some gigantic-ass fucking house with a movie theater in it, you're not going to get the same effect of the sound.
01:40:19.000When someone is a composer, like, let's take, for example, like, certain movies that have amazing soundtracks, and, like, you hear things, like, happening behind you.
01:40:29.000Like, the most recent Star Wars movie, the soundtrack was incredible.
01:41:05.000That's just not a big sound movie, though.
01:41:07.000Sound is required and whatnot, but there's no big sound elements in it.
01:41:11.000Right, it's also a movie that might be better if you absorb it by yourself.
01:41:15.000You don't want to be influenced by anybody because it's such a movie that makes you think so much.
01:41:19.000Like even the end of it, the end of it just sort of, I don't want to give it away, but it's a very strange ending, but it's one of the best movies I've ever seen.
01:41:27.000But it's one of those movies where as you're watching it, you're like in gripped.
01:41:30.000You're just, it takes you to this place.
01:41:34.000And you don't want to be distracted in any way when you're dealing with this.
01:41:38.000It's not doing anything you expect it to do.
01:41:43.000It's very different than a lot of movies.
01:41:45.000In a lot of movies, they have this very specific formula that even if they get creative inside that formula, they still stick to the formula and the good guy wins in the end and all that stuff happens.
01:42:09.000It's like this just spectacular work of drama, so much shit going on, and it just leaves you with this feeling of, whoa, at the end of it, you know?
01:42:20.000And I think that, you know, movies like that, that's a rare accomplishment.
01:42:27.000It's sort of like when we were talking about Michael Phelps being so incredible, it's something that everybody could do.
01:42:34.000There's all kinds of movies that are awesome, and then every now and then you get a movie that makes you go, whoa.
01:48:48.000Taylor Negron came up to me after one of my sets one night and was like one of the nicest compliments but also like really honest and And curious like we had like a really cool conversation was like this is like the least Hollywood conversation between two men that do the same business in Hollywood ever He was like super honest about like subject matter,
01:49:12.000you know, we were talking about like Like he he said that he's always wondered like what should he talk about on stage and he's sometimes he's confined himself He was saying that he wondered or worried whether or not the audience would appreciate his own,
01:49:30.000the things that he thought were interesting.
01:49:32.000So instead he was writing and talking about stuff that he thought that they would think would be interesting and that he was trying to change that.
01:49:39.000So we had this really interesting talk about it.
01:49:42.000But he died like really suddenly of like a weird disease, I think.
01:50:46.000One of the things that I was watching this thing on planets and about the expansion of the universe, and not only the expansion, but the fact that it's accelerating, it's moving apart faster and faster, and that they didn't know this 20 years ago.
01:51:00.000And I was listening to this guy speak about it, and I remember thinking to myself, like, that is so crazy.
01:51:06.000Like, that is a huge factor in our existence.
01:51:10.000That this universe is not just static, but it's moving away, and it's accelerating in some sort of strange way.
01:51:18.000When they measure it over 10 or 20 years, it's a measurable number that allows them to discern, like, okay, we're positive that this thing is not just moving, but accelerating.
01:52:15.000So we're like waking up in the middle of like this trip.
01:52:22.000This whole galaxy hurling through the universe, going a thousand miles an hour in a circle, flying around a huge nuclear explosion a million times bigger than it.
01:52:48.000Flying through infinity and we're just realizing it.
01:52:51.000We're just like, oh we're not not only is the Sun not the center of the universe, not only is the Earth not the center of the universe, but this galaxy is one of hundreds of billions.
01:53:03.000Not only that, but inside each galaxy is a supermassive black hole that's one half of one percent of the mass of the entire galaxy and if you go through that there might be an unlimited number of universes.
01:53:15.000How the planets are lined up right now.
01:53:17.000We're getting some sweet pictures from Mars.
01:56:47.000I know it's just like every girl I know either is taking like over-the-counter like what's that stuff that's in good on it stuff new mood 5-HTP yeah no no the one that makes it tryptophan yeah like or they're taking that's supposed to make you relax yeah but everyone every girl I know is has something to help her sleep almost you know Consider what you just said,
01:58:33.000Well, it does, but it also robs you of resources.
01:58:36.000It's really not a good idea to eat a lot of food before you go to bed because a lot of times your body starts digesting that food and it uses up resources, which you should go to bed.
01:58:45.000You shouldn't be hungry, but there should be some time between when you eat and when you go to bed.
01:58:50.000Allow your body to digest some food so that your body can adequately go into the many stages that it requires to really rebuild your system.
01:58:58.000I mean, if I eat now, I'll fall asleep.
02:01:10.000Well, let me explain to you what bacon is, because if you don't know, because I didn't know until a couple years ago, bacon is this part of the pig.
02:02:56.000I think he asked someone what to do, and I think they said put it down.
02:03:01.000So, I mean, if you're going to put it down, the way he did it, even though it looked crazy because he did it in front of everybody, but the way he did it was the best way to do it.
02:03:12.000I mean, I don't know what they're gonna do with the body.
02:03:14.000I would hope, hope, they give that meat to Hunters for the Hungry.
02:03:20.000There's a program that's in America where hunters, like, say if you come over here to experience, like, the Midwest, Of the United States, like Iowa in particular, Kansas, a lot of these areas are famous all across the world for having these gigantic white-tailed deer.
02:03:42.000And it becomes a thing, like white-tailed deer in the Midwest of the United States.
02:03:46.000This is something I've only found out over the last few years, obviously, of me getting interested in hunting.
02:03:51.000But white-tailed deer hunting, like people hear about it from Scotland, and they want to come over here.
02:03:57.000People hear about it from China, and they want to come over here.
02:03:59.000They want to experience what it's like to hunt white-tailed deer in Iowa.
02:05:02.000These people donate money, or they donate food.
02:05:05.000So if they come over here and they want to experience, if they're a hunter from Australia and they want to experience what it's like to hunt in Iowa, they can donate money, or in the sense of they can donate food, rather, to a lot of hungry people.
02:05:18.000If you shoot a 200-pound white-tailed deer, that's going to feed, that's going to be more than probably in the neighborhood of 150 meals.
02:05:55.000This says also that the deer was believed to be injured and was going to harm motorists if they tried to shoo it away, which is why they didn't do that.
02:09:52.000One, some people like to run it with the graphics muted because their video card can't handle the frames per second required to run it at, like, high resolution with high frame rates.
02:10:01.000The higher frame rates make things more smooth.
02:10:04.000So if you get, they say the human eye can only see 30 frame rates a second, they need to update that.
02:10:09.000I know for a fact they need to update that because there's, or at least maybe it doesn't apply, I should say, to video games.
02:10:17.000Because there's something that happens in video games when it goes from 30 frames per second to 120 frames per second plus.
02:10:24.000It becomes far smoother and when it's smoother there's less calculation as far as where that person is at any given time because even though your mind Can't really say, oh, I see where there's a bunch of frames that are rolling by,
02:10:41.000and that's giving me this illusion of movement, and it's all being calculated by a CPU. Your brain doesn't really totally get that, but there's some amount of data that's getting through when something's kind of clunky.
02:10:53.000There's some amount of data that's getting through that, oh, this is not, I just got to figure out where that thing's going to be, but that thing, it's all like hickey, it's a hiccup-y thing.
02:11:04.000When it gets to 120 frames per second, it's smooth as butter.
02:11:07.000Then it starts looking like, okay, this is a cartoon.
02:11:12.000A cartoon doesn't have any herky-jerky stuff to it.
02:11:15.000And this is like a super smooth cartoon.
02:11:17.000Like some of the video games you play, like Unreal Tournament.
02:11:21.000Remember Unreal Tournament when you get it to high resolutions and you hear the screams of the players and you hear the fucking laser beams shooting through the air.
02:11:34.000It's very smooth It's really fun and interesting to watch and when that happens your mind doesn't have to calculate as much Because it it's more predictable.
02:11:44.000It's more It's more pleasing to the eyes, but you're still dealing with all those textures So you're calculating whether you like it or not or even note or not every time you pass by some gothic Stone wall and there's moss on it.
02:11:56.000It's amazing looking your mind is It either has to deny the existence of that or it has to calculate that into what its model of the world is.
02:12:52.000Find one that has the shadows off too, because that happens too.
02:12:56.000Some crazy fuckers, it might not be in Quake 3, which I think that is, or that's Quake Live, but in the older games, guys had gotten it down to almost nothing.
02:13:07.000There was no shadow, there was no nothing.
02:13:09.000Everything was like this weird artificial environment.
02:13:13.000If you just write textures off, just like Quake 2, write Quake 2. Shadows off and textures off in Quake 2. It might be a hack, really.
02:13:23.000It might not even necessarily be something that...
02:13:25.000No, that was in the original settings.
02:13:28.000Because it was all based on your graphics card.
02:13:30.000A lot of graphics cards couldn't handle shadows and stuff like that.
02:13:33.000Yeah, but also in competition, dudes figured out pretty early on that it'd be easier to hit people if they were the only things you were looking at.
02:13:40.000Yeah, if I had to play competitively, I'd definitely shut everything off.
02:17:41.000This looks like Nintendo 64. Graphics are not the best, but seriously, man, you're not gonna give a fuck when you're wearing those goddamn HTC Vive goggles.
02:19:53.000He wanted to look at your lips when you were watching.
02:19:59.000He probably Snapchatted the whole thing while you were playing anyways.
02:20:04.000The porn though really is something that changes everything.
02:20:09.000Watching porn, you take it off and you're like, oh no, I felt closer to the girl than I thought I would.
02:20:16.000That's going to save porn if this does catch on.
02:20:20.000Well, maybe, because if they can monetize the HTC and the Oculus to the point where they can lock down the format, like the way they have the iPhone locked down, you can't add anything to the App Store unless Apple gives you approval.
02:20:33.000If they can control it in that sort of same way, I'm not saying that's the best thing for everybody, because I kind of like the idea of open source things.
02:21:38.000Taking it and monetizing the applications that you would use for the HTC Vive or Oculus only makes sense.
02:21:45.000I think what we're going to see, though, is especially when the Xbox and the PlayStation release their VR counterpoints, I think that's when it's really going to become an everyday thing.
02:21:58.000These kind of guys, like the HTCs and the Oculus people, a lot.
02:22:03.000Because I think it's going to be like computer games, and then, oh hey, this is an Xbox, you know?
02:22:09.000That kind of killed PC gaming a lot, in a lot of ways.
02:22:12.000I think there's going to be a lot of copyright lawsuits for sure, because they're going to have to figure out who invented the critical aspects for truly immersive virtual reality.
02:22:31.000You know, if one guy figured out a way to make the frame rates incredibly smooth, so there's no ability to discern when you're moving left or right, whether you're moving fast or slow.
02:22:40.000If one guy wrote some sort of a program or figured out something to do, I would imagine, and I'm not a lawyer, obviously, but I would imagine there'd be some sort of a case for that.
02:22:47.000Like, all these trolls, patent trolls, that Apple gets hit with all the time.
02:22:51.000Like, I would imagine that it's going to be crazy when it comes to this stuff.
02:22:55.000Yeah, unless it's already been licensed out.
02:22:58.000It could be just some old guy going, give me $2 million a year, you're good!
02:23:08.000Brian's idea of commerce is an episode or one of the Back to the Future movies where he pulls up a DeLorean and he needs some plutonium.
02:26:55.000It's usually one guy going, dude, there's a helicopter down on the street.
02:26:58.000Well, there's definitely some shit going down in these, like, if you follow, like, Social media news feeds, like people that are on the scene that are talking about some cop shooting some kid or something like that.
02:27:10.000I mean, that's one of the best ways to get some data.
02:27:13.000The question is the veracity of the data, like whether or not it's...
02:28:00.000A person was running down the street and a person and these two people involved in a gunfight and one guy shot behind the guy and hit the wall behind them and then used that as a distraction to run in front of him and shoot him when he's laying down.
02:31:56.000I strapped like sticky bombs onto people.
02:31:58.000But it's gotten to the point where I used to play games, not this game, but City of Heroes, this like dorky game, but I played it straight for a month, like every single hour of the day a long time ago.
02:38:09.000If Eddie Bravo starts talking about UFOs or anything like crazy crypto fucking zoology type shit or whatever Eddie's into recently, Joey will fucking get up and leave the room.
02:38:20.000Joe Rogan, I don't want to listen to your fucking UFO talk, okay?
02:39:39.000I got it from four different people, not even Joe's people.
02:39:42.000I got it from one of Joe's friends, but everybody else at the store is saying the devil, you're walking around with a fucking crucifix on your head and shit.
02:41:11.000And I remember going, when at that time of, that period of time, like, me and Duncan, I would always go to, like, his friend's house, that guy, and you'd be in these houses, and it was, like, people that believed in Satan, maybe not seriously or anything, but I remember going,
02:41:27.000wow, Duncan is in some deep shit, right?
02:41:30.000But to Duncan, it was always, I think, a joke, but it was, we were hanging out with really intense people, you know?
02:41:39.000Yeah, well, Duncan's into intense humans and intense ideas, and for a while he was really attracted to this idea, not of Satanism in that Satan is an actual being and that the devil is real and that you're praying to the devil, but Satanism in that these people are essentially hedonists.
02:41:56.000They were just seeking pleasure and trying to have as much fun as they could, but they were also allowing other people to do it, too.
02:42:01.000So he was redefining what Satanism is.
02:42:05.000Okay, that's the problem with all ideologies.
02:42:08.000You're locked into If you want to call it Satanism, and it's all, hey man, just be free, just have a good time, and, you know, just fucking do whatever feels good.
02:42:34.000But there is a big fucking difference between that and something that's connected to a demon.
02:42:40.000It's connected to a fallen angel who became a devil, who lives in a smoldering inferno in the middle of the earth, and if he gets a hold of you and you don't listen to God, you will burn to the end of time.
02:43:03.000If that's what you're into, if you're a girl, you're, like, wearing dental floss up your ass and going out to bars and sucking three dicks, who cares?
02:45:53.000I feel like when I pay attention to the news and I pay attention to the internet and I just, like, step back and look at this crazy Trump-Clinton race and I look at This is bizarre strange world that we find ourselves sort of like waking up in.
02:46:17.000I can only imagine how fucking weird it's gonna be in a decade.
02:48:17.000The problem is when you have that and things that are like regular cars that are driving the same road together, if you go under someone, you're almost like in contact with them.
02:48:27.000So if you get in an accident while you're under there, Guys will change lanes while they're underneath those buses, and they'll collide into each other, and they'll fucking spin the bus out of control.
02:48:56.000I'm looking at this article, I found out this might not even be real.
02:49:01.000Like this thing obviously exists, it's a real thing, but this exact one they showed last week or whenever this came out was the same, whatever train bus you want to call it, they showed in a test that they used six years before this, and it was only on like a 300 meter piece of land, and now this says if this project is even feasible or if it's even real.
02:49:46.000But as soon as people interact with trains...
02:49:49.000I have a problem with that because one of them is super steady and static or moves at the same sort of speeds and it doesn't vary that much.
02:49:58.000You just hit the brakes and do a bunch of things that people's cars do and the other one does.
02:50:02.000So the one that does, the one that's real mobile, the person-driven car is going to figure out how to time that train.
02:51:54.000That's what the front of the train should be.
02:51:57.000It should just be razor-sharp swords that if you're so retarded you want to step out or you want to push your cow in front of the train just to make a YouTube video, it just gets exploded instantaneously.
02:52:08.000It just gets sliced through and turned into mush.
02:52:11.000They pretty much have that already in the design when it's usually like a V or an Illuminati triangle, you know?
02:52:17.000Yeah, which brings us back to that cop shooting that deer.
02:52:21.000If that deer got eaten by a bunch of hungry people, I don't have nearly as much of a problem.
02:52:26.000I thought you were going to say the deer was in the Illuminati.
02:53:22.000When you go to like places like South Dakota, any of those places where there's a lot of deer, I think, would you say Michigan is the worst?
02:53:32.000We went over the country like how many different people get in car accidents with deer every year and I think Michigan was fucking insane, like more than a hundred thousand people get in car accidents a year with deer.
02:54:51.000I was in Michigan like a year ago and we drove down to do shows in like Michigan to Columbus, Ohio to whatever.
02:54:57.000But the drive from Michigan to Columbus, there was so many dead deer on the side of the road.
02:55:01.000Like, every half mile, there was just dead bodies and blood.
02:55:05.000It was just guts and blood and deer everywhere.
02:55:07.000It was really disgusting how many dead deer there were.
02:55:10.000There's a lot, and there's rules of whether or not you can eat it.
02:55:13.000If you get there right after the accident, I think you can call the cops in some states, and they'll let you take the deer home and eat it, which is nice.
02:55:22.000I mean, if somebody leaves it behind...
02:55:23.000Look, if you're a person that's poor, and you run across a deer that just got hit by a car, that's like 100 pounds of meat.
02:55:37.000So there's a lot of people that get excited about roadkill, but the real problem is it kills, I think it kills 200 people a year in this country.
02:57:01.000Did he do what he should have done in that situation?
02:57:03.000You kind of walked away, and I thought you're not supposed to.
02:57:06.000You're not supposed to walk back, but you have to be careful in challenging it.
02:57:10.000You're not supposed to look at it in the eyes, because it might instill a primal rage in that fucking murderous predator, where it just decides to fuck you up.
02:57:21.000It's hard to say what you're supposed to do and what you're not supposed to do, because I've heard people say that you should talk loud, and I've heard people say that you should just walk away.
02:57:42.000And I've had a bunch of the same kind of cats, and they behave different.
02:57:48.000All fucking animals are different, man.
02:57:50.000You can run across one wolf that wants to fuck you up, and you can come across another wolf that doesn't want to have anything to do with you, wants to stay in the background and move away from you.
02:58:00.000So it's entirely possible that this guy just ran across a cat that was thinking about eating a person.
02:58:07.000Would he have been able to kill this and have been okay?
03:03:38.000He had an entire show that they did on one of the reality TV channels where it was a Grizzly Man show where it was like they edited a lot of his lost footage and it was really fascinating.
03:03:51.000Because as misguided as this guy was, he was definitely misguided.
03:03:55.000And he definitely had some issues, for sure.
03:03:57.000He really did love bears, and he was really passionate about bears, and he was passionate about describing various aspects of their behavior, and it was really interesting.
03:04:07.000And he got some fucking badass footage, man.
03:04:10.000He got some incredible footage, like really close-up footage of bears fighting.
03:04:14.000He got footage of bears coming right up to him and literally sniffing his hand and running away.
03:04:19.000He got footage of wild foxes becoming his friend, like hanging around his camp and he would feed them and hang out with them.
03:07:07.000And Pedro Sauer starts jacking him with punches, and so the guy takes him down.
03:07:10.000So now when the guy takes him down, Pedro Sauer immediately sweeps him, mounts on him, and the dude rolled him over at least one time, but Pedro didn't really take any damage.
03:07:20.000You see how good a real, legit Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioner Is at protecting himself, and then especially the fact that he's wearing a gi, which is even better.
03:07:30.000Because he can really, even though the other guy is bare-chested, if Pedro's wearing a gi, he can control the guy because it's all, it's grippy.
03:07:38.000You know, the gi allows you to hold on to a big fucking sweaty gorilla like this guy.
03:07:42.000So he eventually catches homeboy in an armbar.
03:07:45.000This is not the same video I saw, but it's the same pretty much idea.
03:07:49.000I want to say this is like 95 or something like that.
03:08:45.000Mine was one of those Facebook videos like, guess who wins when you're a pro wrestler versus a bodybuilder?
03:08:52.000And the bodybuilder was just this huge monster bodybuilder and the wrestler just had no problem just throwing him on the ground constantly.
03:09:52.000And if you got burned along with that, I'm so sorry.
03:09:55.000But my honest feelings about pro wrestling is it disturbs me.
03:10:00.000That guys who are so good and women who are so good at wrestling don't have a professional venue for it where wrestling is so exciting on an amateur level.
03:10:10.000Whereas tennis players have massive opportunities.
03:10:14.000Everybody else has massive opportunities.
03:10:17.000But a lot of big time sports have these huge opportunities.
03:10:21.000But what swimming doesn't have is amateur swimming and then fake swimming.
03:10:26.000Where they're rolling out like, he's got jello!
03:10:28.000He got the Jell-O, ladies and gentlemen.
03:10:30.000Michael Phelps is doing the world record in Jell-O! I like this.
03:10:34.000We'd have Mauro Ranello, and he would have Elton John sunglasses on and a fucking Chuck Liddell mohawk, and he'd be doing the pro wrestling version of swimming.
03:12:02.000Like if you're talking about like where you get your news and your entertainment and your coverage of different sports, a lot of people are turning to the internet.
03:12:21.000I enjoy all these different mixed martial arts, but I want to do my own news show and I'm just gonna put it on YouTube and I'm gonna hire Dean Thomas.
03:12:30.000It's essentially what Dana White's done with that Looking for a Fight show.
03:12:33.000What if someone comes along and says, I'm going to do that with Cowboy Cerrone, some fun, colorful characters, and I'm going to have them talk about fights every week.
03:12:57.000I want to hear what Donald has to say about Conor McGregor.
03:12:59.000I want to hear what Dominic Cruz has to say about Cody Garbrandt.
03:13:02.000I want to hear what these super influential fighters Who are like some of the most interesting characters in the world, I have to say.
03:13:12.000You're not going to be able to recreate that with some talking head that used to cover women's volleyball and now he's covering MMA. And you know, last night, blah blah blah, Amanda Nunes became the fourth...
03:13:45.000If he does what he does on his podcast...
03:13:47.000I don't even follow the NFL. But when he starts making fun of people in the NFL and talking about fans and stuff on his podcast, it's hilarious.
03:13:56.000If someone wises up and gives Bill Burr some sort of a platform, a gigantic platform reviewing football...
03:14:32.000It's eliminated the necessity of a large studio.
03:14:36.000A friend of mine was going to do something on the internet recently, and he's like, this group wants to pay me money to be associated with this.
03:14:44.000And I go, okay, what are you going to do it on?
03:14:46.000And he goes, I'm going to do it on YouTube.
03:14:48.000And I'm like, okay, why would you want someone coming along and being a part of that?
03:15:58.000Because the internet is slowly becoming more and more prevalent in people's lives, it's consuming more and more of people's entertainment time, and it's becoming more powerful in its abilities.
03:16:08.000The ability that someone has today is what you could create and edit on a computer.
03:16:13.000It's literally getting to the point where I can make a movie with you and you don't even have to be in it.
03:16:18.000I can just decide that I'm going to make fucking Slumber Party 10 with Jamie Vernon and Jamie Vernon shows up at the door with a fucking pizza delivery outfit on and 15 skanky hoes just dive on its pecker and we make a porn.
03:16:55.000I read an article about what you're talking about, really.
03:16:57.000They use the example of the new Pee Wee Herman movie, that he looks a little too young for what he should be throughout the movie, but the article describes how there's this thing called what they call CGI facelifts.
03:17:07.000There's multiple million-dollar actors and actresses that use teams of people to keep them younger-looking in movies, like what they did for Benjamin Button.
03:17:16.000They made Brad Pitt stay younger-looking.
03:17:18.000He was a strapping 22-year-old dude when he was really 45. That's just a filter.
03:17:23.000You can tell the detail level is just fogged out.
03:17:26.000As a still frame, it's a filter, but he looks like that throughout the whole movie.
03:17:29.000They have that for video, also, though.
03:17:31.000Right, but I think what he's saying is that this is a still frame of the video.