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00:01:30.000The process to diving, and I've been diving seriously, like a lot of rec diving and a lot of tech, you should say, diving over the last two years, man.
00:01:39.000I ran into some guys in Las Vegas, Buddy Trav, and he...
00:01:43.000Kind of schooled me on their way of diving.
00:02:17.000We check each other's work and make sure all our gases are mapped out for how long.
00:02:22.000Let's just say we're going to go 150 feet for...
00:02:25.000There's a cool ship down there we want to check out.
00:02:27.000We want to be there for 35 minutes, right?
00:02:29.000So I put the algorithm in these apps in our computer, or we write it all out, and it'll tell us exactly how long of a bottom time we can have, the stops that we have to make, and the gases that we have to switch to decompress the amount of nitrogen in our blood and make our way to the surface.
00:03:16.000But you off-gas it through your tissues because there's no pressure on you.
00:03:21.000Right now you're taking a breath, and then you breathe out, and the nitrogen just off-gases.
00:03:24.000Well, as soon as we start going onto the water, the amount of pressure holds that into our system.
00:03:30.000We can't off-gas it, so it turns into a liquid and goes into our blood, which is what the bends is, is where the guys would be working, and then they just come up, because they didn't know.
00:08:23.000Damn, so you've been doing this for a long time.
00:08:24.000Yeah, but that was just like going 30, 40 feet, recreational diving, you know, going to see some stupid, I shouldn't say stupid, but that's like the recreation thing to do is go see a reef, but I think one reef looks like every reef.
00:09:21.000So a lot of the mixtures we bring with us, like my bat gas will just be regular, either tri-mixed gas or regular air, and then I'll have a 36% oxygen, which is to about 100 feet.
00:09:32.000So if anything were to go around my bat gas, I could haul ass to 100 feet and then start my deco, you know, and really, there's like protocol and all kinds of different, plus, I'm diving with a buddy, which would be you.
00:11:19.000And has like a freak out episode and then I come back like what the fuck you like like gave her like where you been and she's like motherfucker like all mad at me was all caught up in the things I had a when we got up whoa back up to the surface I got my ass tore up I was like,
00:13:05.000And do we tell this boat captain, oh, you're coming with us for the next, until we figure this shit out, because I'm not gonna let you go, tell whoever you, yeah, so.
00:13:12.000Yeah, man, I think it's really, really tricky.
00:14:32.000And, you know, he has to get investors involved because it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to make millions of dollars treasure hunting, and then you've got to be able to find them.
00:14:41.000A lot of them are apparently around Florida.
00:14:43.000Sure well that's so like Key West there's so many like wrecked ships because that was like the port you know that was the so yeah I could only I mean I went to it they have like a wrecked ship museum and I went there and talked to all the guys in there and they were saying that man there's thousands and thousands of boats that are all because that's the port where they would do all the trading thousands wow it's a whole nother fucking world down there man it really is just like the Little Mermaid it's a whole new world A whole new world!
00:15:27.000And to see them move underwater is fucking...
00:15:30.000If you're a screwdriver, and you haven't done a night dive because it's a whole other world at night, Like the, what are the, when you move, the luminescence, it's crazy.
00:15:40.000You can move underwater and everything glows.
00:15:42.000The octopus, how fast they change colors and move.
00:15:44.000So when you move underwater, you glow?
00:17:24.000Yeah, talk about putting your heartbeat through the roof, opening a hatch and just seeing a skeleton head fall on your lap.
00:17:30.000Did you ever see that boat that they found that was adrift and there was a dude who had turned into, essentially he had turned into a mummy.
00:17:37.000He had been mummified by the sea air and dried out, slumped over the table.
00:17:42.000Like he had a table in the galley and he slumped over the table and he's dead.
00:18:42.000I know you keep talking about, like, fighting Eddie Alvarez because you already beat him and now he's the champ, but god damn you're looking good at 170. Yeah, but so...
00:18:49.000You're saying I didn't look good at 55. You looked sensational at 55. I went 9 for 10. But at 170, you're a fucking world beater, man.
00:21:23.000You say that, but you're a very nice guy.
00:21:26.000I've seen you out there in public, and part of it is because you're dealing with people that are fans, and they come up to you, they're nice.
00:24:31.000Are you setting everything up from a striking standpoint where you work in combinations and then counters those combinations and then possibilities of all the different things that could happen?
00:24:43.000Yes, I'm working with Brandon Gibson now, you know, he's a fucking great tacticianer, man.
00:27:28.000I'm, like, talking to him about this, and now he's, like, got it in my mind that I had the same thing.
00:27:32.000Like, I'm thinking, like, I fall over, like, literally fall over, hit the wall.
00:27:35.000I'm like, oh, fuck, something's really fucked up with me.
00:27:37.000Anyways, I go get all these tests, go see an ear, nose, and throat doctor, and it turns out my septum's so deviated that I have, like, a sinus infection, and that it can't drain because my septum's deviated, so I have, like, this serious infection in my...
00:28:20.000It turns out I'm not mentally retarded.
00:28:22.000I have an infection that I got cleared up, which is what I contacted you and I told Aubrey about and the CMT oils and the MCT oils and the alpha brain and started trying to, because this is the point where I thought I was fucking freaking out,
00:30:34.000That's big because your gut health determines a lot of times what you crave.
00:30:38.000And one of the things that people find is when they get off sugar and they get off gluten and they get off simple carbohydrates, breads and pastas and stuff like that.
00:30:47.000What part of that makes me crave the pussy?
00:31:51.000So alpha brain post-drinking is fantastic.
00:31:55.000It's one of the best things for hangovers because a lot of things that are going on, you're dehydrated, that's a big factor, but also like all your electrolytes are all fucked up and all your neurotransmitter levels are all fucked up.
00:32:08.000You could jack those back up with alpha brain and new mood.
00:32:11.000New mood's a big one too because it brings up your serotonin levels, 5-HTP. That comes in the night pack for sleeping, right?
00:36:18.000No, you're just throwing up and shitting yourself because you have to shit.
00:36:20.000You shouldn't have ate the Del Taco before you fucking took it.
00:36:23.000Well, you definitely are supposed to alter your diet.
00:36:25.000You're definitely supposed to have an alkaline-based diet before you do it.
00:36:29.000I mean, that should be a sense that you're going to fucking blow your backside out because you're like, you need a fast before you come into this.
00:36:34.000Yeah, that's not you purging out bad energy.
00:36:36.000That's you fucking purging out just the shit you ate.
00:36:39.000Well, this is like hippy-dippy, new-age way of talking where people go, oh, it's the toxins.
00:37:23.000Your body produces, your gut produces something called monoamine oxidase.
00:37:27.000And what it is, is it breaks down DMT. So if you eat like grass, like there's certain types of grasses and lettuce and a bunch of different plants, like thousands of different plants have DMT in them.
00:37:41.000The reason why is because your stomach produces something called monoamine oxidase.
00:37:45.000Well, these indigenous people in the Amazon, they've figured out how to combine one plant, which has DMT in it, and then another plant, which has an MAO inhibitor.
00:38:24.000I think the other one's really amazing too, but the thing about the DMT thing, they call it the businessman's trip, is you're in and out in 15 minutes.
00:38:51.000Geometric patterns that are made out of love and understanding and know everything about everything you've ever done your whole life and Recognize your bullshit and dissolve your ego right in front of you show you your life and in like these Hieroglyphs and show you these insane images that are made out of like neon with no borders And then 15 minutes later your cowboy again But you're renewed.
00:39:16.000It's like resetting your whole experience on this planet.
00:40:12.000So, now I'm at 70, and I want to fight at 55, and they say, no, you're fucking so great at 70, you don't want to go down to 55. God damn it.
00:40:20.000Will you guys make up your fucking mind, what I can do?
00:41:28.000The video for that song is hilarious because they did it at this real country western thing, and the people in the audience had no idea he was going to be there, and they had no idea what he did, and so they played it for these regular country music people.
00:41:43.000We could play it because Wheeler's a buddy of mine, man.
00:46:47.000The UFC's got to be in a weird position with this show, because they know we talk, like, if you watched the last one with me and Eddie Bravo, Eddie Bravo was so fucking drunk, he barely knew what he was talking about 15 seconds ago, and he was going on about how he doesn't believe the rovers on Mars are real,
00:47:03.000he doesn't know why the water sticks to the Earth, because the Earth is round, why doesn't the water just roll off the Earth?
00:47:10.000How do you know that the Earth is spinning?
00:48:02.000The best way to market things is to have a guy like you, who's out there, diving 300 fucking feet, Playing with sharks and shit, riding jet skis, and doing all kinds of banana shit.
00:49:40.000I had to take a photo today and put it on my Instagram, and I googled Donald, and it went Trump, and then I put in the word C, and it was instantly Cerrone.
00:50:12.000I feel like a guy like you, honestly, should be completely insulated from anybody's advice.
00:50:18.000I feel like a guy like you, it should be like your friends and your family and people you love, and everybody else has to shut the fuck up and just let you go.
00:50:36.000Yeah, I mean, they have to understand.
00:50:38.000People talk a certain way, and they express themselves a certain way, and there's an honesty in what you do that you're not going to find in that many people.
00:50:49.000There's an honesty in expressing yourself that is being lost.
00:52:33.000You have a problem with your brain where your thrill meter gets low and you panic and then you've got to juice that bitch back up and it gets low and you've got to juice that bitch back up.
00:52:41.000And that's why you're a great fighter.
00:52:42.000And when we're on DMT, am I going to face these demons, you think?
00:53:08.000I think what you're doing By fighting at this extremely high level and by entertaining millions of people worldwide is you're providing people with incredible thrills.
00:53:19.000You know how many people sent me the animated gif of that final combination you landed on Rick's story?
00:55:41.000And what you did is you just used perfect technique.
00:55:44.000That angle, when you throw that left, you throw the left, the jab, you throw the right hand to the body, and then you take that, watch this, jab, right hand to the body.
01:00:00.000I think it's hilarious that people get mad that Nate Diaz was smoking a vape pen.
01:00:04.000After his fight, Mike, you just watched him get punched in the fucking head for 25 minutes, and you think it's bad that he's smoking a vape pen.
01:00:15.000You want to hear the problem with it, though?
01:01:51.000The people that listen to this, I mean, this might be a terrible episode for people to model their...
01:01:59.000Life after, but typically you talk about good health and eating correctly and just people that sit around and do nothing with their lives, you know, just getting up on a Sunday and going for a hike and getting out there, you know, you talk about all these things, so they enjoy it.
01:02:16.000I get messages every day from people that lost 100 pounds, people that are feeling healthy.
01:02:20.000The problem is we're dealing with propaganda.
01:04:19.000They made me more aware of my impact on the people that are in my life.
01:04:24.000More kind and more appreciative of the people that are in my life.
01:04:27.000More appreciative and more thankful for all the lucky things that have happened to me.
01:04:32.000All the fortune that I've had to meet.
01:04:34.000Good dudes like you and Jamie and and to be able to do something like this podcast when I I smoke weed sometimes You know what I think I think how fortunate I am and I think I think how much I love my children I think about how much I love my friends I caught my Joey Diaz will call me up high in the middle of the day at any given moment I'm just gonna tell you I love you dog.
01:06:13.000And he killed a bear with a spear and a bunch of people got mad and a bunch of people protested, which is really ironic because...
01:06:19.000Well, I think if you're going to kill a bear, any predator, I'm not a predator hunter, but if you're going to kill a predator, fucking get down and dirty with it.
01:07:00.000He chucks his spear, hits the bear, the bear runs 60 yards and dies.
01:07:04.000Okay, but there's a video of it and the bear's guts are hanging out.
01:07:06.000You know, it's like hunting scenes are graphic.
01:07:09.000Just like, you know, everybody likes to have those five guys' burgers, but nobody wants to go to the fucking slaughterhouse and watch them get hit in the head with a piston and gutted and hung by their ankles and twitched and spraying all over the place.
01:07:19.000But that's the reality of the world we're living in, right?
01:07:25.000I don't think putting the video up is a good idea.
01:07:27.000Because if you're going to put a video like that up, you've got to explain for hours your position on a whole lot of things before anybody's going to accept that video.
01:07:37.000Anyway, Under Armour, which they sponsored his wife, they canceled her sponsorship because she was filming the hunt.
01:07:45.000And then they're getting this huge backlash from all of these hunters who were like, well, this is a legal hunt because it was legal to do that in Alberta.
01:07:53.000And everybody always says, like, if they talk about hunters, ah, you pussy, you think you're a fucking man, go kill him with a spear.
01:08:34.000If you say, oh, I want a zebra rug, so I'm going to go shoot a zebra, people will get fucking pissed at you.
01:08:40.000I've always wanted to see a stuffed giraffe in my backyard.
01:08:43.000People will get fucking really mad at you if you kill an animal for its skin.
01:08:47.000But if you kill an animal for the sole purpose of eating it and you do it in an ethical way, People, they go, okay, I get it because I eat meat myself and I buy fish from the store.
01:08:57.000And there's 95% of the planet does that.
01:09:00.000But this guy who got it, there's this huge controversy with Under Armour.
01:09:04.000And one of the things that Jason Harrison from Kuyu said, he goes...
01:12:42.000Well, you know, one of the things that I recognize really early on in MMA is there's certain guys, there's just giant levels of shit, right?
01:12:49.000Like we're seeing that with Damian Maia, right?
01:12:52.000We saw that in Damian Maia fight with Carlos Cana.
01:17:01.000I think there are some strategies and there are also some tools that you can use in terms of mental management that keep you in the proper channels and don't allow your mind to wander.
01:17:13.000So you don't have to bring your mind back and say, ah, don't think about that.
01:18:09.000He makes some real legitimate points when it comes to understanding how the mind works, the tricks he can play on you, and how bad decisions from the past can fuck with you in terms of bad things sort of define you.
01:18:22.000And you've got to figure out a way to alleviate yourself from any response...
01:19:05.000Re-evaluating your diet, starting to add supplementation, taking care of yourself better, approaching things in a more professional way, cutting out the sparring, working entirely on drilling, and you're seeing all these results.
01:19:15.000Choosing to go to 170 and be healthier when you're fighting, you're seeing all these results.
01:19:19.000All these results are like this gravitation towards improvement.
01:19:46.000But when someone doesn't think, it's like men have a real issue With being coached on things that could be potentially thought of as weaknesses.
01:19:59.000Like men don't want to go to like a couple's counseling and have some other dude tell you how to communicate better with your woman or your man, you know, whatever you're into.
01:20:44.000And once these things get branded into your system, they're really difficult to shake.
01:20:48.000Because you sort of define yourself not by the lessons you've learned from those experiences and you being this conscious entity that is existing right now, not in a state of mistakes and of errors, but of life.
01:21:00.000You're living right now with information based on your past.
01:21:03.000And you can go forward from that and be really positive and go, wow, I'm glad I went through all those awful things because I know that I could be a real twat or I could be really retarded or I could be really foolish or impulsive and I could mess my whole life up.
01:21:29.000But there's a bunch of other people that have gone through similar experiences.
01:21:32.000And you can call them coaches or just call them human beings with information.
01:21:36.000And there's people that have gone through a bunch of experiences.
01:21:39.000That are real similar to the ones that you're gonna go through or I'm gonna go through and these people were talking about learning from other men that like learning shit about like weaknesses like emotions and about like Fears and and just your own mortality,
01:21:55.000you know all those things are real issues Men don't like learning from other men.
01:22:00.000So you're like I don't need that shit, you know, right?
01:25:28.000I couldn't just go get someone out the street, put them here, and be like, alright, I need you to interview somebody for three to five hours, and keep it entertaining, and have no dead time, and know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:25:54.000You could be hammered when you throw that jab.
01:25:55.000How fucking mad does that piss you off when you're at the shows?
01:25:57.000I've been to a lot of your shows, and everyone's always like, DMT. When you ask people what you want to talk about, they're always like, DMT. You're like, fuck you, dude.
01:26:15.000Doug Stanhope had a whole bit once, because I got him high on DMT and blew his mind, and he went and did a whole bit about me and him doing DMT in my house.
01:28:07.000He kind of does what Eddie used to do, where he recognizes...
01:28:12.000What they do is they're filming certain positions, like when Damien Maia finished Carlos Condit, it would either be Mark Della Grate, or when Della Grate's out, Denny will fill in the place.
01:28:23.000So he understands the transitions, so he'll pull that clip up for the replays.
01:28:27.000And Denny is a big proponent of Kundalini Yoga, and he's also done DMT. And when he does Kundalini, he can achieve those states.
01:29:06.000Yeah, there's ways that people have figured out where you can stimulate your body's production of this natural psychedelic chemical.
01:29:12.000So not just through taking it exogenously, like smoking it or drinking it when you're taking ayahuasca, but to make your own body produce it.
01:29:21.000And the reason behind it is for near-death experience, right?
01:29:26.000I don't know what the reason behind it is.
01:29:28.000I feel like I've experienced what you're talking about when I almost died.
01:29:32.000Everything I was in the most pain I've ever been in, I tipped the gurney over, fucking threw up all this blood, and they put me back, and then all of a sudden this overwhelming feeling just overtook me, and everything was just okay.
01:31:02.000But let's examine what the fuck it means to be a person.
01:31:05.000We don't know what it means to be conscious.
01:31:08.000There's all these ways we can define it and talk about it where it makes sense, but it does not make sense that you are looking through your eyes and living the life of Donald Cerrone.
01:31:17.000And I'm looking through my eyes, and I'm living the life of Joe Rogan.
01:31:20.000And we become pals, and we have stories, and we talk, and you say things with your mouth, and I kind of understand what you're saying, and I say things, and I hope you understand what I'm saying, and we laugh, we have a good time, we drink a few Budweiser.
01:31:32.000It's like, this is a fucking bizarre state to be in.
01:33:20.000Do you know how stupid that is to think that everyone has been faking every image of the Earth being round?
01:33:24.000Oh, and coincidentally, the Earth is the only flat thing we've ever found in the fucking universe, because all the moons, all the planets, Jupiter, all that shit's round as fuck.
01:34:53.000I took physics in high school, a little bit in college, and when Eddie was going on his rant, I couldn't remember all the things to say, so I wasn't going to break out physics laws and whatnot to break down each step.
01:35:02.000But if you do physics experiments in class, you will easily see all of these steps, and it blows your mind.
01:35:08.000You're like, oh my god, it's amazing how this works.
01:35:11.000There's math that's been done over hundreds of years.
01:35:29.000When you see guys like yourself or guys like Damian Maia or guys like Wonderboy or any of the top fighters today or Mighty Mouse, you're seeing the highest expression of martial arts that has ever existed in the world.
01:37:35.000Here's how infinity is best explained.
01:37:38.000This is the best definition that I've read.
01:37:40.000Not only is the universe infinite, but what that means is if you exist Everything that has ever happened on this earth in the exact same order, every pebble falling into the same crevice over and over again,
01:37:58.000I mean with no variation at all, has not just happened before.
01:38:01.000Every word I've said, including that pause, has taken place in exactly the same way.
01:38:23.000Do you really understand, like, when someone says 6,000 miles, you go, okay, all right, well, the United States is how many thousand miles?
01:38:32.000You gotta go, how many thousand miles past that?
01:38:57.000So what we have is senses and what we have is an understanding of our environment that's immediate to us because we're basically monkeys that just a few thousand years ago were worried about being eaten by shit, right?
01:39:09.000So finally we reach the stage where we don't have to worry too much about being eaten by shit, which is why shark videos are so awesome to us, right?
01:39:20.000Well, I'm just saying this is a recent state where we're trying to understand things past our immediate area of things that are going to eat us.
01:39:27.000So we don't really have the capacity or the need, or we've never had the need before, to try to understand what the fuck 250 million miles is, or 250,000 miles, or four light years.
01:39:53.000So everything on this earth that's ever happened, like in the universe, not only is there a cowboy that never found that rec center and never got into fighting, but there's infinite varieties that Of all the different lives of Cowboy,
01:40:08.000with every single different step you took, and infinite numbers of each one of those individual choices with every single word, every single phrase, every single thought, all in the exact same order, taking place an infinite number of times.
01:40:33.000This is the main mind blower of the universe.
01:40:38.000Inside every galaxy, you look up there, there's hundreds of millions of galaxies.
01:40:41.000Inside every galaxy is a supermassive black hole that's one half of one percent of the mass of the galaxy.
01:40:48.000Scientists believe it is entirely possible that you go through that black hole and you hit an infinite number of other universes.
01:40:56.000That each one of those is a new universe.
01:40:59.000Like every black hole you go into it is a new universe.
01:41:02.000In that universe there's hundreds of billions of galaxies.
01:41:05.000Each one has a black hole in the center of it.
01:41:07.000Each one of those takes you to another universe of hundreds of millions and billions of galaxies and each one of them has a black hole and it goes on and on and on and on and on and there's no No end.
01:41:18.000So this infinite universe that we see is one of infinite universes that we can't even possibly understand.
01:43:26.000Like, he comes on the podcast as Wheeler Walker, keeps the sunglasses on, he's got the full beard, but he's also been on the podcast as Ben Hoffman.
01:43:33.000So when he's Wheeler Walker, is he just talking reckless?
01:45:43.000What he's talking about on stage when he's doing, what Wheeler's doing, is something that no corporate entity or no PR firm would ever allow.
01:47:57.000I've never been to prison, so I have no fucking idea.
01:48:00.000I think the idea was that you couldn't get a belt because you would choke yourself to death.
01:48:04.000You could hang yourself with a belt so that everyone's pants were sort of sagging, so it made you look like you were some sort of a criminal type character if you wandered around with no belt on.
01:48:13.000Like as if you're pretending that you're out there in prison with your Jordans on.
01:48:21.000I'm a big fan of my jeans where they fit.
01:48:24.000But other gay guys that were in prison or guys who used to fuck guys in prison that have been interviewed said that that was how guys would let you know they were ready to be taken.
01:48:54.000I mean, they did find the Booty Bandit.
01:48:56.000Anyway, this fucking dude was on one of those shows, like TLC or something like that to go into prison, and he would talk about all the different guys he fucked, and that booty was basically like currency.
01:53:48.000I think there's a lot of people that just cling on to whatever ridiculous notions they have of this life, and they get some sort of happiness in having control.
01:53:56.000There's a certain sort of happiness in their routine, you know?
01:54:00.000Like, you know, some people who only eat, I only eat for performance.
01:54:33.000You need a fucking medium, juicy, blood dripping out steak.
01:54:38.000That's how I feel, but I'm not that dude.
01:54:40.000I don't think anybody should tell me that I can't eat meat, and I don't think I should be able to tell anybody that they have to eat meat.
01:54:46.000I think if you're this dude that has it in your head that you don't want an animal to die, because you sync up with all these animals, and you feel like, if I can get through this life without an animal dying on my behalf...
01:57:54.000Yeah, especially if I gotta stay alive.
01:57:56.000I'm not a vegan, obviously, but taking the point of vegans, I can see what they're trying to do is they're trying to not contribute to any animals dying.
02:05:04.000You can go out in those hillsides, anywhere, like, go down the 118 and go on those hiking trails.
02:05:10.000People find rattlesnakes there all day.
02:05:13.000If you have a house and you live anywhere in the Los Angeles area, it's entirely possible that if you leave an area undisturbed long enough, a black widow will form a little nest there.
02:06:59.000It's a type 1 civilization, which is sort of like what we are.
02:07:02.000We can harness our stars, the sun, like we can do solar panels, and then shoot out a directional signal pointed at Earth, which is how we picked it up.
02:07:10.000But isn't it also possible that it's some sort of a galactic event?
02:07:13.000I think that's probably more likely that it's just a blip and they don't know what the blip is yet.
02:07:33.000Neil deGrasse Tyson had a real fucking good point about the presidential candidates.
02:07:37.000He said there should be an option that's called none of the above, and that when none of the above wins, we have to start all over again with new people.
02:07:52.000What is your outlook on the presidential election here?
02:07:57.000Well, it's good, because it shows how fucking stupid this whole job is of having this one person who's a part of a two-party system.
02:08:05.000We have to, like, be a registered Republican or Democrat to vote in the primaries and decide who these people are that get to represent this party or that party, and they get to this position, and there's only two of them.
02:10:13.000I'd be laying hardwood floors had I not picked up by the UFC. You probably are in another universe somewhere out there an infinite number of times.
02:11:26.000I feel like it was a rough childhood, you know, and I could only have sex on my back because I could only fuck up.
02:11:34.000That should be the title of your book.
02:11:36.000Yeah, my dad would say, if only you could use your powers for good instead of evil, you would make yourself out to be something great, you know, and here I am.
02:11:43.000Telling people to suck eyeballs out of monkey brains and do DMT. Everybody is fucking different.
02:20:21.000So in the grand scheme of things, once they told us the guy called and said you guys pulled weapons on him, I see where they're coming from, but it was just fucking outlandish, man.
02:20:54.000You're conspiring to tell a false narrative so that you can get a guy in trouble for something you never did, and that guy winds up going to jail.
02:21:00.000Like, you're a fucking terrible person.
02:21:02.000You put a guy in jail for something that he absolutely didn't do in the first place.
02:25:35.000Who knows what the fuck's gonna go down?
02:25:38.000It's hard to talk with this stuff in your lip.
02:25:40.000But you do know you're coming home to your wife and your kids.
02:25:44.000Yeah, a lot of dudes make that decision.
02:25:46.000There's a lot of dudes, I'm sure, though, that would be in that scuba diving scenario and say, I would rather die with my friend than let him die down here.
02:26:50.000And they freaked out and everyone had to turn their light on.
02:26:52.000I'm like, this cannot happen in cave diving because if we're onto the water and we lose our torch or we lose our air, pandemonium is going to fucking break out.
02:27:00.000Although you guys fail, I'm definitely not going diving with you guys.
02:27:03.000But just to give them a little touch of what it's like, you really don't know who you are as a person until you're put in one of those positions.
02:27:09.000You can talk big and bold until you've practiced and been there.
02:27:14.000Don't you feel the same way about fighting?
02:27:18.000I mean, that's one of the weird things about people writing articles about fighting.
02:27:24.000It's one of the things I've had a real problem with in the past where I've even gone overboard to go after them.
02:27:29.000I get real angry when people write real disrespectful things about fighters, about their performances, and unnecessarily insulting and not...
02:27:42.000We all sort of agree that people that put themselves like first responders, like firefighters, people who put themselves in the line of danger, in front of danger for us.
02:27:53.000We give them this extra love and respect they deserve.
02:28:54.000And you have to prepare for this moment for months.
02:28:57.000In fact, Really for years, like by the time you get to a point where you're fighting Rick's story, you can't just dive in and fight Rick's story.
02:29:04.000You've got to fight all these other people along the way.
02:29:06.000You've got to build up the ability, the skills, and you know there's a confident path in your mind that when shit is going down, you know how to fight and you know how to execute.
02:29:17.000And you are confident that when you get in there and all that pressure's on you, you can do it.
02:29:24.000So for someone who's on the outside, I think it's imperative, really, in this sport, especially when you consider the fact that it's so devastating when a fighter loses.
02:31:56.000But, you know, he came in with a great attitude about it, and I think part of the great attitude about it was losing to him by knockout before.
02:32:03.000Where it wasn't like, I have resigned myself, I'm not as good as I thought I was.
02:32:08.000It was, hey man, you fucking lay those chips out, and sometimes...
02:32:11.000I mean, he was playing the most dangerous game.
02:32:14.000He was playing just empty the gas tank and attack, and be as aggressive as possible, and he was winning at it.
02:32:25.000I don't think very many people appreciate what it takes to go out there and do that, to not play safe, to just fucking put the gas pedal to the floor.
02:40:27.000If you get fucking within a pig bite away, you'll just see the fucking chickens eating the feed, and the fucking pig will just grab it by the head and eat it.
02:43:06.000Because the females have been, like, programmed to try to prevent rape, and the way they have been programmed to try to prevent rape, they develop these, like, labyrinth pussies.
02:43:16.000Like, look at that in the upper right-hand corner, Jamie, there's a female pussy.
02:52:43.000I don't know what predator tigers have other than people, but I think maybe tigers have had people as a predator for so long that it kind of balances itself out.
02:52:53.000But bears, man, up there by themselves, polar bears, they just eat the shit out of each other.
02:52:59.000And then a lot of the places where bears are, like even black bears, like they're in these dense wooded areas where nothing other than grizzlies can kill a black bear, other than black bears.
02:53:45.000You look at the populations of people in this country that die every year from accidents with deer, it's 200. 1.5 million car accidents every year in the United States alone with deer.
02:54:08.000And it only has a finite supply of food.
02:54:11.000You're going to have to bring in some people that are going to have to control those apex predators, and that's what we have in California.
02:57:08.000We were out riding our dirt bikes, and there was a little kid on a little 50, like a whole range ahead of us, and you seen the bear fucking hauling ass down the mountain after the kid on the bike.
03:03:32.000I feel like I've never had to pull my weapon, ever.
03:03:35.000But I feel like if I did, I would kill somebody, for sure, if it pushed me to that point.
03:03:39.000If you were in a position where someone's going to take your life, which happens all the time, it would be wonderful if you could talk someone out of that without having to shoot them.
03:03:46.000But there's a lot of people that don't want to believe that the scenario does present itself occasionally where you've got to shoot somebody.
03:08:43.000There's a lot of people that say things they don't really mean, you know, and they open up possibilities they don't really want to take place.
03:17:18.000Hang out on the boat, eat all the food, drink all the alcohol, and when it comes time to fill that bitch up, their little arms can't reach their wallets.
03:19:49.000Yeah, but I wonder if they're, like, susceptible to it.
03:19:52.000Because, like, when they eat it, I wonder if their body breaks it down the same way our body does, or a pig's body does, or a bear, or even a mountain lion.
03:19:59.000That's where all the cases of trichinosis come from.
03:20:02.000But when they do that, apparently it's delicious.
03:20:05.000When you take an alligator, a freshly killed alligator, it's supposed to be really...
03:21:06.000And you get it into perspective when the guy comes into the focus in a little bit, because the guy's filming this, and then in a few minutes, the dude walks out.
03:21:13.000See, now you understand how big it is when you see that guy in front of it.
03:21:17.000No, I understood how big he was when he walked past the huge sand trap.