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00:09:21.000Okay, let's hope Kumo D doesn't fuck us.
00:09:25.000We're just trying to give you props, dude.
00:09:27.000When LL Cool J, you know, Don't Call It a Comeback came out, I had a Ford Taurus and I had like the best bass ever, but that time period of music was exciting.
00:09:53.000I saw him perform this summer in Columbus.
00:09:55.000He headlined a big festival, and there was tons of ladies that were just rapping all his old songs, getting excited for the night, just walking up, singing the Phenomenon.
00:11:35.000It says recorded 87, released January 27, 1989. 88. I think of graduating high school and the day I started comedy, I superimpose those sometimes.
00:11:45.000Like literally, I think of, these are the two milestones of my youth, for sure.
00:11:51.000Graduating high school, 1985, and then starting comedy, 1988. Those are the big milestones.
00:12:18.000In psychiatry, confabulation is a disturbance of memory defined as the production of fabricated, distorted, or misinterpreted memories about oneself or the world without conscious intention to deceive.
00:12:54.000Yeah, I get, um, I think about it, man.
00:12:59.000Think about those, that, like, the date you graduated high school, did you ever have, like, nightmares that you had to go back, that you didn't take tests?
00:16:01.000And once they know they can't be fired, they could be really, really radical and have some crazy fucking ideas and teach your kids some shit that you don't agree with, that no one agrees with.
00:16:11.000And if they get into a university and they get into the system and your kid winds up in their class...
00:16:17.000I mean, there's some really crazy teachers out there.
00:16:20.000And there's this guy in Toronto who is a professor, and they're demanding that he take sensitivity courses and all kinds of crazy shit.
00:16:32.000And they're calling him transphobic because he won't use the 28 different gender pronouns that are available today.
00:16:40.000There's like 30 fucking gender pronouns.
00:16:42.000So they're talking to him, they're calling him transphobic and gender, binary gender believer.
00:16:53.000Instead of backing off, he's decided to make more and more educational YouTube videos about what's wrong with this kind of censorship.
00:17:01.000Because what he's saying is, and I agree with this, if you look at a lot of what's going on with maybe what people would call a social justice warrior, or people want to shut people down from being able to say something, what's going on is there's this need to control,
00:17:20.000and there's a need to control other people and to push your idea on other people, whether or not they agree with you or not.
00:17:28.000That mirrors the same thing that happens with religions.
00:17:32.000It's like, you might be right or you might not be right.
00:17:36.000There might be an argument against what you're saying that you might have to consider.
00:17:39.000When people get an idea one way in their head, They don't want to consider any other possibilities and when you see these kids rallying against this one professor it's never been more evident because this professor is brilliant and what he's saying is non-emotional and he's talking about the problems with how these things are defined and one of the things is he brought up this DVD that one of the teachers of this course was making about how to how to make sure that you're not subconsciously
00:18:57.000You're making people think they're guilty even if they're not.
00:19:01.000Like, if you say you have a subconscious bias, that's one of the things that people do when they're super, super liberal.
00:19:07.000In order to prevent from other people thinking they have a subconscious bias, they go way out of their way to show no bias whatsoever and even favor something that people would be biased against.
00:19:18.000Like, they're super into gay marriage.
00:19:41.000Last night, I was at this bar, and I thought I was sitting next to a taller woman, and then she looked over, and it was obviously a post-transformation.
00:19:54.000You mean a transgender woman, you fuck.
00:19:56.000You have to say the right word with your mouth.
00:20:26.000Yeah, well, anyone staring at you, you're allowed to get freaked out over anyone staring at you.
00:20:31.000I mean, if a little kid was staring at you, like Mad Dog in New News 10, you're like, oh my god, am I going to have to fuck this 10-year-old up?
00:21:17.000Why don't you just go to the gym and be a bro and leave the fucking voting to people who care.
00:21:22.000You know those super aggro, progressive type people?
00:21:28.000I remember I was in a bar once in New York, and I was having a conversation with this girl who was a waitress, and the bartender got so aggro bro on me.
00:23:05.000They'll probably leave it up there for a while.
00:23:07.000It's still, as far as I, because I looked it up, it's the only place you can find, they show the actual photos from the crime scene and photos of, I don't know if it's an autopsy photo, but of Nicole with like a slash in her throat and you can see Ron Goldman too.
00:23:37.000It's amazing how some things like can be kept off the web pretty easy nowadays like it's like I forget what it was recently where they did just the best job oh those photos of the SNL girl oh yeah and those were just gone like every link dead like there was not one place to find it it was really well done and But it's weird how,
00:24:32.000Dig is like one of the one-stop shops of getting interesting shit online.
00:24:38.000For me, I'm like, what the fuck is going on in the world?
00:24:40.000I'll go to Dig, and Dig will be about some new scientific adventure, next to some new fucking paleological find, next to some new technological discovery, next to new cell phones, new cars.
00:24:54.000It's all kinds of crazy stories come out, man.
00:24:57.000Seems like when Kevin left, I kind of just stopped going.
00:30:05.000I thought you had to eat the eggs quick.
00:30:08.000Because they were just going to become chickens.
00:30:09.000Because in my mind, and this is as a dopey child, I felt like once something's out of the body, Well, it's obviously, it's just, that's how they do it.
00:30:19.000They lay their eggs, and then the things come out of the eggs.
00:30:57.000Dietary cholesterol, according to the most recent science, according to people that are way smarter than me.
00:31:05.000Okay, I know there's some disputes on this amongst people that are plant-based, people that believe that you can get everything that you need from vegetables.
00:34:10.000He really met a bunch of people that ate really clean, all these racers, and then he realized, like, oh, okay, organic food's way better for you.
00:34:19.000Oh, okay, don't eat pastas and breads.
00:34:23.000And then I think he cut out everything except for fish.
00:34:28.000I think it was like no land animals he was doing for a while, but he might even be full vegan now.
00:34:34.000And his brother's gone back and forth.
00:34:47.000But those guys, if they're drinking something like that, like that Zevia shit, I guarantee it's not bad for you.
00:34:55.000Stevia is just not bad for you, right?
00:34:57.000I've never seen any negative effects of stevia.
00:34:59.000I thought there was, because I remember I was really big into stevia, and then there was an article that came out about something, and I was like, I'm just going back to sugar.
00:35:55.000The thing I miss the most, and it's hard to get out here in California, or at least unless you go to like a market or like an outdoor, one of those.
00:36:05.000Is a peach or a nectarine or a plum that's actually nice.
00:36:10.000In Ohio, you would just bite these humongous peaches and they'd just melt in your mouth.
00:36:23.000I think you've got to catch them in season.
00:36:25.000And I think, look, it's dry as fuck out here.
00:36:28.000I bet a lot of fruit trees and shit I mean, we're good for almonds, man.
00:36:35.000This is what California's good for, almonds.
00:36:38.000Oh, here's some shit I found out, okay?
00:36:40.000When I was at the Tahone Ranch, the Tahone Ranch, they have pistachio trees, but they graft the pistachio leaves and branches onto another sturdier tree, like an avocado.
00:37:52.000The second one, the stable starts to vibrate and then the alien comes in from overhead and now all I could see was his head and the lights in the ceiling and then an examining machine came down.
00:39:03.000Did they talk about the drought and how pistachios are supposedly going to double in price in the next year because we had such a drought this year?
00:39:14.000And I guess pistachios are just about to go crazy sky high, so buy them now.
00:39:18.000I know that's a really good point, and I know it's important for agriculture in California, but I want to go, what are your pistachios going to cost more?
00:41:55.000There was some that was ultra-realistic, like they had the green head and everything, and then there was ones that were just all brown that weren't painted and stuff, but I have like 20 of them.
00:42:23.000It's the argument that it gave us more room for creativity when we were kids because we were playing with these stupid toys that really didn't do much so we had to do it all in our own head instead of being like overwhelmed by a video game.
00:43:12.000But what those were originally is people trying to make ducks that looked exactly like a duck so you could float it on the pond and the ducks would fly over and go, oh, these ducks are just hanging out here.
00:47:09.000So, did you hear about that thing that they were doing?
00:47:13.000I've been paying more attention to this now, trying to figure out what a lot of this was.
00:47:17.000There was a story that Eddie Bravo actually told me about it first, where the Pentagon was making fake Al-Qaeda videos and fake ISIS videos.
00:47:31.000There was this documentary about this, or not a documentary, but this video online about the company that was involved in making these things.
00:47:51.000Being recruited to create these propaganda films for the U.S. government.
00:47:56.000And what they were was, see, everybody goes, oh my God, the U.S. government's lying to us.
00:48:00.000Yeah, definitely not good to have these videos that we think are Al-Qaeda but are actually CIA or whoever it is that's doing these things for this propaganda firm.
00:48:11.000But what's interesting is what they did with it.
00:48:18.000They only streamed it through RealPlayer.
00:48:20.000So people would go to it, they would stream it, and they would get their IP. And they would know where they were.
00:48:25.000And so they would know where people who were All grouping up in these radical factions, these radical groups, and they would be able to isolate them to a certain extent because of that, or at least isolate their location.
00:48:53.000I want to say it's on the message board.
00:48:55.000But they were talking about all the different factions that were sort of put together to become ISIS, and that they weren't even really necessarily against or together with each other.
00:49:06.000You know, there was Boko Haram, there's the Taliban, there's Al-Qaeda, there's ISIS, there's all these different people, but they just sort of lump all these groups in together, like, we're fighting those fuckers!
00:52:46.000And Donald Trump, sit them in a room together across a nice table like this, put a camera on the both of them, and let them have a conversation, and let's find out what they're really all about.
00:52:58.000You know, because everyone's doing, they're broadcasting to you.
00:53:02.000Everyone's broadcasting to you, including me right now, which is very ironic.
00:53:06.000But everyone, that's what they're doing.
00:53:43.000You know, why does it have to be fucking bitter, dire enemies every time two people are running for the same position?
00:53:51.000Can't they recognize that without competition, you know, this is allegedly not the best we can do, right?
00:53:57.000I think most people think, well, we probably can find a few scientists or doctors or whatever that might do a better job than those two at running the country, but whatever.
00:54:19.000Even discussing it, I lose my train of thought because I can't believe we're actually sitting here talking about this.
00:54:27.000But whatever people do, man, they get on a team, and they fucking wave that flag.
00:54:33.000And if it's the team of the right or the team of the left, there's a few people that sort of dangle in between the middles.
00:54:38.000It's like if you had big giant piles of ants, and then there was like a little trail in between those piles of ants that was like kind of thinned out, and then the pile would be on the left-hand side, and the pile would be on the right-hand side.
00:54:52.000There's a few people that are in the middle.
00:54:53.000There's a few people that are walking back and forth in the middle.
00:59:28.000Well, I've said this before on the podcast when I saw Daisy Duke, the girl that played Daisy Duke at a comic convention, and she was just sitting there.
01:02:41.000There used to be a place in Encino called Chili My Soul.
01:02:46.000And it was this, like, super awesome fucking chili place that had, like, the most legit chili.
01:02:52.000Like, they had mild chili, where it didn't fuck with you at all, but then at the top end of the scale, they had, like, some Himalayan death shit.
01:03:00.000They had some chili that you couldn't even fucking believe a person could eat it.
01:03:04.000And I never even tried 10. They have a 10, apparently.
01:03:07.000They had a 10. But I did try a 9 once.
01:03:10.000And they give you, this is how strong the chili is, they give it to you in like a thimble, and I'm not fucking joking.
01:03:16.000It's like a little tiny cup that you would get ketchup at at a shitty diner.
01:03:20.000Those little tiny ones, that's what they give you the chili.
01:03:23.000And I put it in my mouth and immediately start hiccuping.
01:06:27.000Yeah, the sommelier that wants to get really crazy and tell you what part of the world it's growing in, why the grapes are so important there.
01:07:16.000If you take edibles, you're going to have bad.
01:07:17.000But the good side of those is almost every time I've had a bad one, I come out of it And I realized, like, whatever was bothering me, like whatever issues or whatever paranoia, whatever weirdness, I look at it from a different way.
01:10:05.000I don't want to say what network it is on because people hate me so much when I talk shit on this network.
01:10:09.000But this show is a prank show where they pay all the people in it so that all the people that are getting pranked know they're getting pranked, but they sell it as a real show and it drives me crazy.
01:10:19.000Well, how do you know they know they're getting pranked before the prank happens?
01:11:12.000Like, oh, we're all going to go to the football game, you know, my son's playing football, today's his big day, and all the cameras are there, yay, go Mickey, and everybody cheers.
01:11:22.000Like, they know that they were going to do that, but it is at least technically like a real thing you can do.
01:11:29.000It's a real thing, meaning they were going to do it if the cameras were there or not.
01:12:19.000People come up to people, and a lot of people act in weird ways.
01:12:23.000You've ever had someone come up to you, and you don't know who they are, and they touch you, and they've got their hands on you, and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, who are you?
01:13:31.000Like, that's one of the things that drives me crazy about this network, because they have a lot of these shows just like that, where they're selling things that...
01:14:16.000But what if they keep doing it really bad?
01:14:18.000What I'm saying is, like, if it sucks, I don't know it sucks because I haven't seen it, but if it sucks as hard as you say it sucks, some things that suck become awesome.
01:14:29.000They suck, and then you go to see them later, or you see them when you're high, or you go to see them knowing that they suck, like Showgirls.
01:17:44.000At the end of it, I was like, wow, this is like...
01:17:46.000It seems like too many people fucked with it.
01:17:49.000It's like one of those things where sometimes you look at a movie and you go, what...
01:17:53.000There's so much going on here, so much special effects.
01:17:55.000Like, the special effects were so monumental.
01:17:57.000The one at the end that used to be the donut guy or the Pillsbury Doughboy in the original Ghostbusters, that fucking thing is taken to this crazy new CGI level where they're going into, spoiler alert, they're going into other dimensions, retrieving their friends,
01:18:40.000You know they're making another one, right?
01:18:42.000This one's being made by, I think it's being made in Japan.
01:18:45.000So it's like the way they originally made Here's my problem with it.
01:18:49.000I shouldn't say it's corny because I love monster movies and I definitely don't want to discourage monster movies and I'll absolutely see it next time it comes out.
01:18:55.000The problem is, there's a dude in this movie, spoiler alert, the original Godzilla, not the original but the most recent one, the one with the guy from Breaking Bad.
01:19:03.000There's a dude that keeps fucking surviving.
01:19:08.000This guy, I mean, he falls off buildings.
01:19:51.000Ed fucking Harris is playing the Yul Brynner character from the movie Westworld from 1973. And now they made a series of it on HBO and it's amazing.
01:20:04.000People are like, it's not even amazing.
01:23:18.000This fucking dude's getting launched off the top of buildings and dinosaurs are chasing him.
01:23:24.000And in the end, he sticks around to watch the fight out.
01:23:28.000You know how bad you'd be shitting your fucking pants if you were in a boat off the coast of Seattle and a 600-pound lizard was duking it out with another 600-pound lizard?
01:23:39.000And they're fucking going to war with fire breath and one of them opens up the other one's head and blows fire into it?
01:24:01.000You can't say those people wouldn't be screaming and crying and spasming and snot pouring down their nose and terrified because their eyes must be deceiving them.
01:24:14.000They're watching a 600-foot lizard that lives in the ocean and blows fire out of its fucking mouth and it's knocking over buildings like they're little cardboard boxes.
01:24:48.000They would run over each other and not care.
01:24:50.000They would trample each other like a fire in a building all throughout the land to get the fuck away from a 600-foot fire-breathing lizard.
01:24:58.000So until you show that in the movies, you have failed us in this portrayal.
01:26:47.000What's to stop something from getting Godzilla-sized?
01:26:50.000So far, we haven't really seen anything other than the dinosaurs, but they never really got Godzilla-sized either.
01:26:56.000But it doesn't mean that it couldn't happen.
01:26:58.000I mean, someone probably has an argument against the gravity effect on something that large, like how much mass you'd have to be moving around, how big your muscles and bones would have to be.
01:27:08.000Don't they say that that happens to certain animals at a certain size?
01:27:12.000It just becomes impractical due to the environment of Earth?
01:27:15.000And that's one of the things that they thought was the reason why the dinosaurs were so huge, was that the atmosphere might have been different then.
01:27:22.000And that it might have been a different kind of atmosphere that allowed them to move more easily.
01:27:59.000Okay, so they had, they knew a world, the dinosaurs that roamed the Earth 250 million years ago knew a world with five times more carbon dioxide than present on Earth today.
01:28:10.000Researchers say, and new techniques for estimating the amount of carbon dioxide on prehistoric Earth may help scientists predict how Earth's climate may change in the future.
01:28:20.000Fuck, dude, we're gonna have dinosaurs.
01:28:24.000We had coal power plants and we're going to make dinosaurs.
01:28:26.000Those lizards are just going to keep getting bigger and bigger and all the liberals are going to go, we have to keep them alive because they're an important part of our ecosystem and they are our scaly friends.
01:28:39.000And then the alligators just keep getting bigger and alligators get to be like 30 feet long and people go, hey, what's going on?
01:29:22.000I'm just saying that at one point in time, if alligators keep getting bigger, they're gonna have to say, okay, they're too big, we gotta kill them.
01:32:32.000Like if grizzly bears just start wandering the streets and eating people, are we gonna have the same feeling that we have about them in the woods?
01:33:14.000Just stay the fuck out of San Francisco, right?
01:33:17.000If grizzlies start wandering through San Francisco, Fuck that.
01:33:20.000Dude, I was in this town near Bakersfield called LeBeck, and it's named after a dude named Peter LeBeck, who is purportedly the last man in California to get killed by a grizzly bear.
01:33:34.000So I went to the website to read about this dude, and as we're reading it, I'm reading that his feet were bitten off.
01:35:53.000There's a guy who wants to bring them over to England.
01:35:56.000Do you know the guy who is the When Wolves Created Rivers guy?
01:36:01.000The guy where the wolves changed rivers, he made this really cool documentary or a video that shows what the- it's been criticized, I don't know who's right, but to me it's interesting and it makes a lot of really cool points.
01:36:13.000And one of the things was that these wolves, when they reintroduced them to Yellowstone, they started killing the elk and killing the deer and that allowed a lot of the plants to grow better, which allowed a lot of the rivers to change the course of the rivers because the root system got stronger.
01:36:28.000And all these other animals survived and thrived.
01:36:31.000They all did better because they weren't the prey of the wolf, but they were benefiting from the elk and the deer not being around anymore.
01:36:38.000And so it's really cool to see how when they introduce a predator into an area, it's almost like you're watching a mathematical program.
01:36:48.000Like you introduce this, and it's a really controversial subject because a lot of elk hunters in particular...
01:36:54.000We're really mad when they brought these wolves in because they killed half the elk population.
01:39:33.000If you put up a good fight, like if you booted a coyote in the head, if you got a good roundhouse kick, you know?
01:39:39.000If you're like a Chuck Liddell, like if a coyote tries to fuck with Chuck Liddell, and Chuck Liddell kicks that fucking thing in the head, that coyote's gonna run.
01:40:32.000Do you have any idea how horrific it must be for a coyote to pull your guts out through your asshole while you're screaming and no one can hear you and you're in the woods?
01:40:45.000It's just a demon that only attacks occasionally.
01:40:48.000If coyotes weren't a real thing and there was a murder where a demon from hell came out of the ground and ate a 19 year old aspiring folk singer Threw her asshole, ate her, ripped her guts out, tore apart, and then the demon just disappeared and went into space.
01:41:05.000And we knew that he was going to come back in 30 years.
01:44:07.000Because I think he really did do a lot of great stuff.
01:44:10.000I think he was a little delusional with his idea that he was saving these bears, but what he did do is got amazing, incredible, up-close footage of grizzly bears involved in all sorts of crazy shit.
01:44:24.000He captured grizzly bear wars at really close range.
01:45:33.000That's apparently the main reason why they kill cats.
01:45:36.000They don't even kill them to eat them as much as they kill them because they don't want any predators that are competing for the same things they're competing for.
01:45:45.000So he got this amazing footage of him running after this fox, hanging out with this fox.
01:45:50.000He was like buddies with this little fox.
01:45:53.000And then when the fox kid got eaten by the wolf, he found a paw.
01:45:57.000And you're like, whoa, this world is...
01:46:02.000Like, these little crazy animals make friends with this nutty guy who's camped out in a tent, and while he's camped out in that tent, in the middle of the night, the wolves come into town and tear one of those foxes apart, and he's crying, and he said, I heard the screams, I heard the howls,
01:49:17.000Ladies and gentlemen, I just want to announce right now, we were way too high to start this podcast when we did, so thanks for hanging in there.
01:51:02.000Since they have a bunch of shit that we don't have that can kill you, my estimation is that poor communication, lack of resources, Very rural neighborhoods connected to tigers and cats are causing the extra 200,000 that would account for them having the exact same amount of old people go missing as we do.
01:51:22.000You said 25% of those old people have dementia.
01:52:22.000Oh, I'd kill the fuck out of that guy if I could.
01:52:25.000You'd have to worry that he's gonna go after you next or your kid or your friend or your mom and that's a subway in China by the way and there's more than one of these cannibalism videos like there's a China on subways there's is I don't know what happens, but there's a lot of this happening There's a bunch of videos of people randomly attacking people on subways.
01:52:44.000That was real weird when we were just watching.
01:52:46.000There's something about being contained in a subway where you're in this thing where you know it's a container and you know nobody can get away.
01:52:55.000There's some weird instinct that people have where if someone was a predator already, I bet they would be in that thing and it would excite their predator desires.
01:53:05.000If somebody just was some crazy person that wanted to go on a subway and just beat the shit out of somebody.
01:53:12.000We all know there's people like that in the world, right?
01:53:14.000They just want to go and hurt somebody for whatever reason.
01:54:22.000Even if he wasn't threatening, maybe that makes sense why he wasn't listening.
01:54:26.000Why he walked back to his car and reached into his door.
01:54:29.000Maybe he was fucked up on PCP. It totally makes sense.
01:54:34.000Yeah, well, she shot him apparently, what I've understood by people that are around law enforcement and tactical situations.
01:54:42.000When people don't have trigger discipline and they haven't been in a firefight before, any kind of situation where your adrenaline is jacked and you're really scared for your life.
01:54:54.000And she might have been in some before, which maybe even could exacerbate that and jack it up.
01:55:28.000You know, man, if you've never been in a life-or-death situation with a giant dude who might be on PCP, or might be on something, he's not listening.
01:55:36.000I mean, there's many videos you can watch a guy on PCP at McDonald's, you know, battling cops and stuff like that, and he gets tased a million times and nothing happens.
01:58:30.000I Believe that it probably is exactly the sound of the taser in her and it being a high stress that makes complete sense to me I mean, I think you're you just react by hearing the sound and my buddy Justin would definitely know because he's he's down with all those Tactical guys and military guys and he's a he's a gun nut.
01:58:48.000He's constantly around those dudes So if that's what they're saying, that's most likely what happened It's probably what she relayed in private or what they figured out or who knows but Man, fuck that job.
01:59:01.000Imagine just chasing after people that are committing crimes all day.
02:00:29.000The cops at the 75th Precinct, he found out from like, it's an amazing documentary, and he found out from like the very first week on the job, like in that range, that the cops were all corrupt.
02:00:42.000And that you never turned on one of your own.
02:00:46.000They had rules that they would skirt around.
02:00:49.000And he got deeper and deeper ingrained in this world of crime while you're a police officer.
02:00:57.000Drug dealing while you're a police officer.
02:01:06.000And live in like a bar, and they're going on trips, and they're driving a boat, and then a bunch of crazy shit happens, and one guy rats the other guy out.
02:01:51.000There's this mill filled with grain, and these pigeons are eating from the top of it, and they're so stupid that they just get sucked into the grain.
02:03:35.000There's some pictures of, like, really, really old pictures of people with weird deformities that you think of, like carnival pictures and shit like that.
02:03:44.000I wonder how many of those were that kind of a thing.
02:03:46.000I don't want to say, like, Beetlejuice?
02:06:06.000We were talking about Westworld earlier.
02:06:08.000It reminded me of something, a thought I had on here.
02:06:10.000A couple people mentioned some things about, I think, dimensions, maybe.
02:06:15.000It might have had to do with string theory, but I had to go with the story.
02:06:18.000I think I showed you this story before.
02:06:20.000This came out earlier this year about some scientists have found out that the human brain, the size of it, or at least what it can store, might be way more than they thought previously, based on the way the brain...
02:06:33.000They need to stop the study right now and examine Redband.
02:06:37.000My only point on this is that there is like 26, up to 26 neural pathways they discovered in the brain, which allows for more maybe thought storage than they knew about.
02:06:47.000But when the person came on to mention dimensions in the past a couple months ago, I'd never heard that there was up to 26 dimensions possibly.
02:06:57.000I'd always heard it was 11. Yeah, and this was the first time I heard 26, which made me go back to something I had just heard about what had 26 to do with it in the brain, and it was this.
02:07:07.000Okay, so it says according to superstring theory, there are at least 10 dimensions in the universe.
02:07:12.000M theory actually suggests there are 11 dimensions to space-time.
02:07:16.000And then bosonic string theory suggests 26 dimensions.
02:07:24.000But I was just kind of asking in a strange way, like, do you think that those could be related in any way?
02:07:30.000Dude, when you see that stuff they're writing down, those yellow legal paths, and those string theorists are going off, and they're doing computations, like, you just gotta take their word for it.
02:07:39.000Like, you can't even try to rationally understand how the fuck some dude is looking at a notebook and figuring out how many dimensions there are potentially in the universe.
02:07:50.000Bosonic is the original version of string theory.
02:07:53.000Now they're on super string theory or super symmetric string theory.
02:07:57.000You know, there's a pushback about this stuff from people, and I don't know if the people that push back are smart enough to actually be hanging in there with these dudes and their ideas.
02:08:25.000But quantum physics, like the guys who are actually studying things, like the guys who are looking at subatomic things, that fascinates me.
02:08:34.000Like where they can actually, like things being in a state of movement and then being still, you know, they've discovered that in subatomic particles.
02:08:51.000They don't know, but they're observing it.
02:08:52.000They're observing particles blink in and out of existence.
02:08:55.000And so I'm sure they have some mathematical computations that go along with that, but the bottom line is they're actually observing this stuff.
02:09:01.000This isn't something that, you know, they're writing down on notebooks and you can't get it, and, you know, I don't know that language, so I don't know what the fuck they're getting at.
02:09:10.000These are people observing subatomic particles blinking in and out of existence, and they don't know where they're going.
02:09:19.000This is where scientists are going, holy shit, the smallest visible matter in Earth, in the world, in the universe, the smallest measurable matter, subatomic particles,
02:09:37.000So when you get to the very bottom, you get to the smallest thing that we can currently observe, You're looking at things that perform magic.
02:16:20.000Listen man, all this we're talking about when it comes to the future, about what could happen, like these silly science fiction movies, they're probably pale in comparison to how crazy it's actually gonna be.
02:16:34.000Playing VR, you got to play Duncan's VR. How awesome was that?
02:20:57.000A little bit wider than a regular motorcycle?
02:20:59.000They have a car that goes along with this, I think, is what I was hearing, but the car they show seems like it's completely computer generated.
02:21:05.000Dude, we're living in the fucking future.
02:22:44.000Yeah, this is pretty CGI. This is like a CGI. This is what they're saying they are making and whether or not they're going to actually get there.
02:23:38.000I mean, how many people are out there, you get stuck in a line of traffic, and someone in front of you is just blowing pollution out of the back of their pipe, and you cough in, and they just have a fucked up exhaust system or something?
02:23:49.000Did you see that self-driving car that ran over one of its own engineers?
02:26:44.000That's where all that shit comes from.
02:26:47.000You think your life's on the line when it's really a minor fender bender or a minor traffic infraction or a minor rudeness where someone cut you off where they didn't have to.
02:26:58.000Maybe they could have waited a little bit and got behind you.
02:27:42.000Some people are just nuts, and some people are angry at everything, right?
02:27:46.000They're angry at their wife, they're angry at their job, they're angry at their friend, they're angry at their fucking neighborhood softball league that won't let them pitch.
02:28:12.000But she also would do, occasionally she would do dumb, reckless shit.
02:28:17.000And one thing she would do, if someone cut her off, she'd be like, fuck you!
02:28:20.000And she would She'd get in front of the car and cut them off.
02:28:23.000It was totally contrary to her regular personality.
02:28:26.000Her regular personality was super fun-loving, and she was always smiling, but there was something in her head about someone cutting her off.
02:28:35.000She was like, fuck that, and she would get in front of them, and she'd cut this dude off.
02:29:25.000You can't, like, you could fuck up in those situations and you accidentally get killed.
02:29:33.000Like, people kill people in road rage incidents all the time.
02:29:37.000And I bet the guy who kills the other guy probably regrets it for the rest of his life 99.9% of the time.
02:29:43.000But you just run into the wrong person at the wrong time and you stand your ground, they stand their ground, and next thing you know there's violence.
02:29:55.000There's too many gangsters in LA, especially like people that have way too much money and gang violence.
02:30:01.000And so you don't even know who you're fucking with, like a prince that is a billionaire and he'll just like kill you and just be like, fuck it, I'll just go, you know.
02:31:03.000Don't you think that what's going on with us, though, is that it's just so overpopulated?
02:31:08.000There's a real frustration that people have, and that's also part of the road rage.
02:31:12.000It's like, if you try to drive to Orange County at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, if you're leaving downtown LA, and you're trying to make it down to, like, Redondo Beach...
02:32:51.000We need to figure out a way to get the fucking salt out of the ocean in big pipes, pump it to the middle where everything's dry, and let's fix this.
02:33:00.000We do have a lot of desalinization plants, if you look it up.
02:33:58.000Well, I was talking about this recently.
02:33:59.000I got really into these hardcore backpackers because I was listening to this one podcast where they were talking about the Appalachia Trail.
02:34:32.000Took me four hours, but I have perseverance.
02:34:35.000No, these people are walking to Maine.
02:34:38.000And it's one of those things, once you start something like that, like, you're kind of committed to it.
02:34:43.000You're kind of committed to this stupid thing that's going to take five months.
02:34:45.000My friend just did not the whole thing, but he was just there for a part of it for five days, like, last weekend, I think.
02:34:51.000He was a Marine, but they just went and camped, and he just put up a Facebook message like, I'm in a hammock, but it's 37 degrees, it's raining, and we're fucked.
02:34:59.000Well, the point was, they don't know where they're getting their water from.
02:35:03.000So a lot of them bring filters, and they have these things that they hang.
02:35:08.000There's a bunch of different kinds of filters.
02:35:09.000Some of them actually are straws, and you can take it, and you actually dip into a pond and suck it through this straw, and you can drink it.
02:35:16.000And then they have other ones where there are gravity filters and they have these buckets and all this shit gets filtered out of the water and then it comes down and it comes out clear.
02:35:25.000It's really interesting, man, because these people are using the best state-of-the-art survival technology, that kind of shit, and just drinking out of ponds and stuff.
02:38:06.000Well, it all happened when lobsters used to be like a bar food.
02:38:11.000They used to go to the East River in the turn of the century.
02:38:14.000I think it was like in the 1800s or the early 1900s, and they would cast out for lobsters and catch them and feed them to people that were hungry at bars.
02:38:23.000And it was thought to be like garbage food.
02:38:25.000Somewhere along the line, probably the supply dwindled because they overfished them.
02:38:32.000You know, I was reading this thing about diamonds the other day and how they managed to keep diamonds super valuable when they're not really rare anymore.
02:38:43.000And that diamond production, up until the time they discovered these mines in South Africa, I think it was, diamond production was very small.
02:41:06.000The company set its sales account for only 10% of the frames sold worldwide.
02:41:10.000Snopes.com did, however, conclude that regardless of the actual figure, much of Adam's Ruins Everything's assessment of Luxottica's market dominance was accurate.
02:41:21.000Okay, that's that Adam Ruins Everything show.
02:41:28.000Some of the stuff that he gets on, it's a well-measured take that some people disagree with, but there was one that Stephen Crowder just was mocking one, and he had some really good points.
02:41:45.000Car dealership is one of my favorite episodes.
02:41:49.000It was about illegal immigration, and he was talking about how the fence wouldn't help.
02:41:54.000And the fence wouldn't help because only I think it was like a certain percentage of the people that got into the country came into the country by foot.
02:42:09.000It was something like only like 60% came in by foot.
02:43:09.000He was saying that the actual amount of Mexicans that immigrate to the United States, like the net amount, you know, they go back and forth, who goes here, who's there, it's zero.
02:45:35.000That's a lot of people from a lot of parts of the world.
02:45:38.000If you're in a really, really super poor part of the world and you get a shot at trying to just eke it out here in the United States, you're like, fuck it, I'll take a chance.
02:45:45.000You can establish a life over here over long periods of time.
02:47:29.000Yeah, imagine if you're on the wrong side of the dirt and you're looking at all those nice people hanging around Corpus Christi, partying it up.
02:47:36.000You're down here dodging bullets, going fucking bullfights and shit.
02:47:43.000It's fucking weird that we just decide that people are born in the wrong patch of dirt.
02:48:32.000Yeah, you have a series that just is common sense.
02:48:35.000It looks up facts and figures and it tells you what the best answer is at that situation.
02:48:40.000Well, not only that, maybe instead of you just sitting down and making one impulsive choice as to who's going to be the leader of the free world, maybe if you want to participate, In choosing the next leader, you have to interface with a system.
02:48:54.000And it has to talk to you about your wants and your needs and desires.
02:48:58.000And they try to find a solution that's mutually compatible with ethics and the desires of all the people that are attached to the system.
02:49:05.000So they run the desires of all the people that are attached to the system through some sort of ethics program.
02:49:11.000Where they try to think about what's important and what's not important and where people are just being bitches and where people are being lazy and where people are being too controlling and just figure out a way that you can concoct a system of government.
02:49:27.000Where nobody's profiting from being in charge.
02:49:30.000And as soon as people say they won't do that, because there's just too many people that profit from being in charge in gigantic ways.
02:52:30.000Even Alec Baldwin now, the door is open to Alec Baldwin, okay?
02:52:34.000Because after all that grab-the-pussy stuff, all that crazy shit that Alec Baldwin did, screaming at people, calling them faggots and shit, no one's gonna remember that anymore.
02:52:50.000I think if we look for a person who's perfect to be president, we're not gonna have a president because there are no perfect people.
02:52:56.000But everybody's been lying, so we have to readjust our curve.
02:52:59.000Our curve's all fucked up, because we've been dealing with a bunch of politicians who've been pretending to be someone who they're not.
02:53:04.000They've been lying about everything they do.
02:53:06.000They've been lying about who's paying them to do this, and who they're supporting, where the money's coming from, and why they do it, and the unspoken arrangements that they have with certain people that pay them large sums of money.
02:53:17.000They don't even have to say, I want you to do this.
02:53:19.000It's understood that you're going to do things to support their interests, because they've paid a shitload of money to help you out.
02:53:25.000And to pay you to come do these fucking speeches at these ridiculous places?
02:53:29.000Nobody wants to see a fucking Bill Clinton speech.
02:53:59.000And then, right after that, to top it off, Hillary Clinton is going to speak.
02:54:06.000No, that's not something, I mean, she can be a very effective politician, but to pay someone that much money to speak, like, you're just making it obvious.
02:54:16.000You're not, that's not what a normal super famous person gets.
02:54:19.000They don't get $250,000 to speak at a luncheon.
02:55:00.000She's up there with a bite suit on like a German Shepherd's gonna jump out of the back of a paddy wagon and bite her legs and try to take her down.
02:58:40.000And she says this stuff with the right inflection and whether or not that's, I know, this is a media thing, she's a fucking crook and she's still going to ruin this country.
02:59:51.000And you see all these people that they've chosen that are kind of interesting or controversial or stupid or that one guy with the crazy sweater.
03:01:31.000Like, the irony and the crazy is making even, like, the serious conspiracy theories reconsider their position, which I think is good, which is also the best argument that he's psyops, that he's actually CIA, NSA undercover to discredit the entire truth or movement.
03:02:27.000He does these two-hour speeches about Tower 7, you know, about free-fall speed and thermite and all these different chemicals that were found in the wreckage, and he's just obsessed with this idea.
03:02:43.000There's thousands of different, at least a thousand, I think it's like 1,500 or something, architects and engineers in that 9-11 truth thing that think that 9-11 either was an inside job or Tower 7 was a controlled demolition or both.
03:02:58.000There's a spectrum of belief systems that's involved in the 9-11 truth or movement.
03:03:05.000There's a lot of nuts to think that planes didn't even really hit the towers, that there were explosions, and then there's other people that think that the towers were rigged, and that they rigged these things like years in advance, and they remember seeing these maintenance people, and they were like these nefarious maintenance people are setting up thermite bombs all throughout the beams of the...
03:03:24.000But then there's this other video that shows how easily things weaken under fire.
03:03:31.000It shows a bunch of shit collapsing under fire, including a bridge.
03:03:34.000There was one where a bridge collapsed just because of a fire underneath the bridge.
03:03:37.000The steel in the bridge heated up too much and just couldn't support the weight.
03:03:41.000And apparently, what it's explaining is that people think that steel melts at a certain temperature, which is very true, but it significantly weakens at a way lower temperature than it melts.
03:03:53.000So they were showing all these different things that collapse, just fall down, just give up, just like that Tower 7 did.
03:06:06.000That there's going to come a time, if we survive, right, say if there's no super volcanoes, no asteroid impacts, no plague, no nuclear war, if we avoid all that shit, you know, the water's going to rise, we're going to move in, we'll be fine, the coast will just be in a different spot.
03:09:00.000They're saying that out of those groups that are missing, a large amount of them have been diagnosed already with an illness like Alzheimer's or something like that.
03:09:08.000They're already on the way out, they're saying.
03:09:10.000So they ice them, they get rid of them.
03:09:13.000Yeah, because it's costing them more money.
03:12:14.000It is a strange place though, like when we think about like that language can develop in two different places in two completely different ways like you've got your language that we have over here with our very specific sounds that sound like English and then they get a little weirder when they go to certain places like if you go to you know like Germany or like those places that what they have different sounds and they have the parts of the world where they have like different sort of sounds like
03:12:44.000that And then you got China, which has got its own kind of weird thing.
03:12:49.000And then on top of that, okay, here he says they have made, here each year, hmm, 409 millionaires made there each day of the year.
03:13:03.000409 millionaires made there each day and 50 million people living in Shanghai.
03:13:09.000Okay, that's the 40, that's the 50, that's where I got confused.
03:13:13.000Fuck man, but their language like when you look at it written down you're like this is alien This is like alien language like we didn't know that Chinese was Chinese You know you pass by Chinatown you go.
03:13:23.000Oh, they have yeah Chinese language on the wall If you went into space and you found that shit on a rock in a cave somewhere, you'd be like, oh my god It's alien language.
03:13:31.000It's so much more sophisticated than ours.
03:17:14.000It's very strange where a word from some other language...
03:17:20.000Means nothing over here like we say words and it means like something really fucked up over there Like there's certain words like okay, here's a perfect example fanny pack fanny means vagina in England I got that out How the fuck did that happen?
03:17:54.000It was even misspoke on the Louis C.K. show that they said that it was originally that the reason why they use that term for gay people is because it's a bundle of sticks and they would light the bundle of sticks on fire.
03:18:10.000And so the reason why they call someone a faggot and the reason why it was so offensive is because that means that they're to be lit on fire.
03:18:36.000So a burdensome woman became a faggot.
03:18:40.000So a guy who acted like a woman, like a burdensome woman, became a faggot.
03:18:45.000It had nothing to do with lighting anyone on fire.
03:18:48.000And there's no evidence, I mean, other than isolated hate crimes, there's no evidence of a practice of lighting people on fire.
03:18:56.000Other than war, you know, some horrible things that people have done when they've conquered cities, they've lit entire villages on fire and shit along those lines.
03:19:04.000But for the most part, even the Salem witch trials, like most people think that they lit those people on fire, most of them were drowned.
03:22:10.000But we should be honest about the origin of words, you know, and that's not honest.
03:22:14.000But it's something that gets repeated a lot, and people don't look into it at all.
03:22:18.000They just want to say it because it sounds awesome.
03:22:21.000And when you say it, well, the reason why it's so offensive is because at one point in time, that's what they use to describe a bundle of wood, okay?
03:22:29.000So when you just, and your friends, you think you're funny, you think you're casually calling each other faggots, okay?