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00:01:29.000Yeah, which was basically the same kind of movie.
00:01:31.000It was basically the same as the show.
00:01:33.000How many times was I going to say basically in the first five minutes?
00:01:36.000But what it was is, you know, so people can go and have like a fantasy and live in the Wild West, but obviously the robots don't play, and they start malfunctioning, and that's where I'm in episode two.
00:04:43.000Do you think that that's what started it all?
00:04:45.000That like reality TV, like from Survivor on, exposing the world to, instead of to people that we've created, like Magnum P.I. or, you know...
00:05:04.000And then they took it down to lowest common denominator and made us go, oh, thank God they took away all that and now we can just be normal again.
00:07:25.000Whatever, but it was about how some sort of head trauma can make your brain relate everything to a joke after.
00:07:32.000Well, there's a book that Sam Kinison's brother wrote, Brother Sam, and it's all about how Sam, well, it's all about Sam, but a big part of it is how Sam changed when he got hit by a car.
00:07:44.000He was a little kid, and he got nailed by a car and really fucked up.
00:07:48.000And from that point on, he became this maniac, this wild, crazy, reckless motherfucker.
00:07:54.000Like, before that, he was like a normal kid.
00:08:12.000That's what I'm saying, but like, again, your brain goes, oh, fuck, well, we didn't suffer through that, now let's just enjoy the rest of this.
00:08:18.000That would be nice if that made sense.
00:08:21.000If that was a fact, I don't know, but I like making up my own facts.
00:09:36.000You know what's cool about a hammer fist is, like, you can do this to the table, like this oak table, and it doesn't hurt your hand at all.
00:09:43.000But if you did that with your knuckles, you'd be like, ah!
00:09:46.000But it's weird that we punch with our knuckles.
00:09:48.000Well, you know, we just associate this soft, padded part as not going to hurt you.
00:11:46.000And you could see, especially with kids, there's a ton of videos of trained kids who actually know how to fight and they get attacked by someone who doesn't know how to fight and they wind up armbarring them or getting them in a mounted triangle.
00:11:57.000Like the kid that did that to Cat Williams.
00:12:30.000Yeah, I'm fascinated by him because I think he's one of the best comics alive in bursts, like in moments.
00:12:36.000But then he'll have these horrible, wretched shows where there's class action lawsuits or people want their money back and he winds up leaving.
00:12:44.000But then he gets it back together and has some amazing stories.
00:12:47.000Like he'll put together a special and have amazing stories based on all the fucked up shit he did.
00:12:52.000It's almost like he does it on purpose.
00:15:26.000Yeah, there's a few of them out there, and it freaks me out, and everyone's on their dick, and I'm like, wait, you know that's Mitch, right, that they're doing?
00:15:34.000Well, like, okay, you can't tell me names, but...
00:18:27.000Yeah, so I can get my confidence back and then I can see the level of talent around me and what way everybody's thinking and then I can figure out if I want to tell stories or if I want to tell jokes, you know?
00:20:59.000Because otherwise we're just, you know, we'll just keep coasting.
00:21:02.000That's how, for me, writing a new special is very important.
00:21:05.000Like, putting a special out and then chucking it and then writing all new shit, it's so important because otherwise we all know those guys that have been around forever doing the same material.
00:21:49.000I was killing Joe with the puns at Kill Tony.
00:21:52.000Well, I was trapped in a pun sandwich between Tony Hinchcliffe on one side and Russell Peters on the other side, and the puns were flowing like water.
00:21:59.000Would you like this on bread or a pun?
00:22:01.000I had to start doing puns myself, and I rarely do puns.
00:22:04.000I was throwing them in myself just to keep up with these fucking guys.
00:22:48.000And they're like, and honestly, the guys were telling me, and these are like normal, or supposed to be normal, level-headed men telling me this.
00:22:54.000And these weren't, like, you know, any high ups or anything.
00:23:29.000Yeah, but I don't even think they recognize it as homosexual, because they're not attracted to men.
00:23:34.000They get horny and they just start jerking each other off.
00:23:36.000I don't know that for sure, but I could see that as a possibility.
00:23:41.000If you're just around dudes all the time, just repressed, Well, I know dudes who've been in the military who've done tours, and they go overseas to the Middle East, and they say that guys fuck young boys all the time.
00:27:19.000There's a lot of, and there's a lot of old money there, too, you know, people that have just been there forever.
00:27:23.000There's that, but as far as, like, the amount that things cost in San Francisco, it's the most obscene I've ever seen in terms of, like, real estate and what it costs to buy a house.
00:27:33.000Yeah, because if you want to be in the city, right?
00:31:06.000Billionaire and the babe, Elon Musk, relentlessly pursued and was infatuated with Amber Heard, sending repeated emails requesting to meet the actress.
00:33:02.000You can't just do it because that's the thing to do right now.
00:33:04.000It does have to be genuine, but when you open it up like that, then it gives people who legitimately feel like they're in the wrong gender, it gives them the opportunity to express themselves in a different gender.
00:33:15.000What's fucked up is that you're born a boy and you're a fucking boy, alright?
00:33:22.000And you feel like you're a boy, you're never really going to be a boy.
00:33:25.000So if I call you a boy and you take a bunch of hormones and everything, you're still not a boy.
00:33:30.000What would be nice and what's probably eventually going to happen, there's going to be a way that they can change your sex, like literally change your sex.
00:33:37.000There's going to be some way where they interfere with your DNA, they get in there and Russell Peters becomes Russellina Peters.
00:33:46.000It's a little hacking on your system there.
00:33:49.000If you were a girl, what would you change your name to?
00:34:51.000Should we pull the plug on these roses yet?
00:34:54.000You know what I found out recently, we were talking about this the other day, that you can take the stem of one plant and plant it on another plant.
00:35:00.000I was at this ranch and they had pistachio trees and the arms of the pistachio trees are grafted onto an avocado tree.
00:46:37.000They stole the pot from him and made brownies with it and ate the brownies and thought the brownies were poisoned and thought they were dying.
00:53:11.000I'm a huge Hunter S. Thompson fan and one of the saddest things to me is watching Thompson from the time he was a really young man when he first started making it as a journalist and a writer to the way was as he got older and I think a big big part of it was the alcohol like he just drank so much booze that at the end he was almost incoherent he would go on Letterman and Conan O'Brien and you barely understood what he was saying And you just saw it.
00:53:40.000It's like, that stuff will fucking get you.
00:53:44.000You know who always sounded drunk was Hitchens.
00:57:12.000You're no more than a regular person, right?
00:57:14.000It's always weird that we get these people running for president that are from states where you're like, do they think about the rest of the world there?
00:59:26.000Part of it is like they go for the worst aspects of each other and they try to like do it on live TV. It's an ugly precedent to set for the country, you know?
00:59:35.000Especially, you know, when they try to justify it, I think, by looking at the rest of the world when they have elections and how it gets really violent in all these other parts of the world.
00:59:44.000And, you know, you remember when some leaders, I don't forget what countries it is, but somewhere in Europe, the leaders get into fights with each other in their...
01:01:20.000I know he lost to him in the Olympics, and the only reason why he lost to him was like some new rule where if you separated the hands, it would be a point.
01:01:28.000It was the first time that was ever in the Olympics.
01:01:30.000So if you're, because they're Greco-Roman.
01:01:32.000Do they have gable grip in Greco-Roman?
01:01:34.000They do a bunch of shit, but it's mostly upper body grappling and collar ties.
01:03:52.000Russian wrestling is incredibly technical.
01:03:56.000Well, just the Eastern Bloc countries, they have a super high level of wrestling technical skill.
01:04:04.000That's one of the reasons why George St. Pierre is so good, because he was training with these Russian nationals that came over and lived in Montreal.
01:04:11.000That's where St. Pierre learned how to wrestle.
01:05:08.000It's a very tough one, but if she does do it, she's bigger than ever.
01:05:10.000She's got that, whatever it is, that dynamic personality that people get attracted to, and there's something about her losing, and maybe even losing like that, that could even make it more attractive to some folks.
01:05:23.000You know, it makes her more human, makes her more vulnerable.
01:05:27.000You know, one of the things that people didn't like about her was how confident and strong...
01:07:26.000I mean, I think those are the things that showed the mental makeup, and that's where I think that's what's put the doubt in everybody's mind now.
01:07:32.000If I had to do a Brendan Schaub right now, I'd say for sure don't do your first interview with Ellen on TV. Yeah, and cry.
01:08:46.000I don't know what was going on in her head during that time, but I don't think there's anything wrong with taking a year off, getting your head together.
01:08:55.000And she also had some injuries she had to take care of.
01:08:57.000Do you think she should have changed her training camp?
01:09:00.000I don't know what she's doing, honestly.
01:09:02.000Word on the street is she's still right back at Glendale Fight Club.
01:09:05.000Listen, whether or not that guy Edmund has had success with some of his students or what issues they've had, you can't deny that he's worked wonders with her hands.
01:09:18.000Her striking ability, when she was warming up for that Betch-Cohuea fight, and they were in Brazil, they were on the sand, and they're doing these pad drills together, she looked fantastic, right?
01:09:29.000You look at her when she first started striking, you look at it until now, a big percentage of that is those two working together.
01:09:35.000So there's no denying there's some merit to what he does, unquestionably.
01:09:47.000To do this right, you've got a world-class, world-championship-level racehorse in a woman like Ronda Rousey, or any fighter for that matter.
01:09:57.000If you were the overseer, if you were someone who could say, okay, what is the best course of this thing?
01:10:03.000Well, you have to address technical issues.
01:10:06.000You've got to address psychological issues.
01:10:08.000You've got to address comfort, nutrition, all these different things.
01:10:12.000You'd say, okay, technically, what are we trying to achieve?
01:11:32.000So I think some other guys are doing that too.
01:11:35.000But also, in the frequency that Cerrone fights it as well, he can probably get by without doing that because he's in the ring enough where he doesn't need to be in the ring extra.
01:14:52.000I mean, I would feel more comfortable if she was coming back against Misha or even a rematch against Holly, but Amanda scares me, dude.
01:15:00.000Before Holly knocked out Ronda, I had said that I just thought Holly Holm needed more fights in the UFC, like more people to know who she is.
01:15:10.000I go, and I think Amanda Nunes is the more dangerous fight.
01:15:12.000Because Amanda Nunes is a black belt in jujitsu.
01:15:50.000There should be a 145. Yeah, or even a 150. They should just give her the title at 145. Who is denying that she's the toughest 145-pound woman on the planet?
01:17:04.000Because, you know, I think Cyborg's...
01:17:06.000One of her coaches was saying that if you really gave her the right division, it would be 155. Like, that would be the division where she would feel the healthiest.
01:17:14.000Because I think she walks around at like 170-something.
01:20:50.000You know what I will say, though, that the women have proven to have far more resilience than the men.
01:20:56.000A lot of times they're just fucking their willingness to not tap and their willingness to to get in there and I prefer to not compare them Gender to gender because I'm not one of those people.
01:21:06.000I just want to let you know that I just objectified them in my own I think I mean not no need no need need to even compare them to the men what I'll say is there's Amazing athletes and amazing champions in both the men and the women's division legitimately legitimately now Like,
01:21:26.000there's no denying that there's world-class talent.
01:21:29.000But there's also no denying that the highest levels of male talent, there's a bigger pool.
01:21:34.000But that's natural, because there's more men that are interested in competing in MMA than women.
01:21:39.000Yeah, but the women's side is growing.
01:21:42.000And you're getting a lot of, like, really high-level Muay Thai fighters, like Valentina Shevchenko, who's a multiple-time world champion, who comes over, and now she's fighting.
01:22:09.000She's a really dangerous fighter for anybody in that division, because if you can't take her to the ground, it's highly unlikely that you're going to stand with her and not get cracked.
01:22:18.000You're going to start getting real apprehensive about your movements.
01:22:23.000Because she throws that beautiful check right hook, or at least she did with Holly.
01:22:27.000Dude, she's just a real high-level striker.
01:22:30.000And if you can't get her to the ground, and even if you can get her to the ground, like she's been working on her ground game, and she's very strong.
01:22:35.000So there's suit, like that fight right there.
01:22:37.000Isn't she due for a title shot, though?
01:23:14.000Like, for me, like, a fight like the Misha Tate-Holly Holm fight, that's about as exciting a fight as you're ever going to see.
01:23:21.000It's about as exciting a fight as you will ever see.
01:23:24.000And the fact that there was a round in there where not much was happening, a round or so, where not much was happening, where Holly was trying to avoid Misha and was just striking on the outside, that made the ending even more spectacular.
01:23:36.000Like, the lull in that actually made the fight better in the end.
01:23:39.000Because it looked like Holly was going to cruise to a victory.
01:24:41.000He takes a lot of shit from people that just don't like things that are different, or they just pick a side or something like that, but I love his commentary.
01:24:48.000I like Brian, I like Kenny, I like everybody doing it, but, you know, you're that thing.
01:24:54.000Yeah, but they could be that thing, too.
01:24:56.000You know who's really good is Dominic Cruz.
01:25:03.000Yeah, I do like both of them when they do it for fun.
01:25:06.000Well, Cormier's also spent so much time doing the behind-the-desk stuff now that he's gotten real comfortable with expressing himself in poetic and interesting ways.
01:25:15.000You know, when he's describing fights and fights, he gets hyped up about it.
01:26:18.000It's just so hard to believe that he was a 170-pounder for so long and was killing himself to make that 170. Goes up to 205 and is one of the scariest guys ever.
01:26:29.000He's one of the scariest guys of all time.
01:26:31.000I don't even know how he made 170. How the fuck did he make 170?
01:27:35.000And he's arguably one of the best wrestlers to ever compete in MMA. There's like a handful of guys you look at as being in contention for being the best wrestler to ever compete in MMA. Henry Cejudo, of course, Olympic gold medalist.
01:27:46.000There's a few guys, but Cormier's in that mix.
01:27:51.000I mean, they all give each other something else.
01:27:55.000And I think that fucking AKA camp, where it's him and Kane, and they're just smashing heads together all the time.
01:28:02.000You know, it's funny, when I'm up in Northern Cali, I'll call whoever, and I'm like, hey, I'm out here, and they're like, do you want to come train?
01:29:00.000There's always people that just have ridiculous...
01:29:01.000Like, apparently, that's what John Jones was for the longest time before he moved to Albuquerque.
01:29:06.000He would take time off and go back to New York and, you know, train some out there, but not train with anybody like the people he's training with, you know, before his fights.
01:29:15.000Everybody's out there in Albuquerque now training out there.
01:30:11.000Well, it's a good thing to get the Vegas people to recognize there's consequences to this, but the UFC is so big right now, they sell out no matter who's fighting.
01:30:22.000Yeah, these 50 hours of community service.
01:31:58.000So John was fined $50,000 and was ordered to complete 40 hours of community service, and Cormier was fined $9,000 in order to complete 20 hours of community service.
01:32:08.000So they made a distinction that Cormier was less guilty than John.
01:32:40.000I don't know what their deal is because they get paid and then they have like they have like a reported pay and then they have a different pay like percentage of pay-per-view and a bunch of different stuff.
01:32:51.000But they always show it in the papers.
01:33:24.000As Jones' attorney was arguing that they shouldn't be paying off a percentage of their purses, and Cormier is scheduled to make a base pay of 90 for the fight and also a possible 90,000 win bonus.
01:34:41.000Like, at the very best, they're two guys who want to compete and test themselves against each other at the very highest level, right?
01:34:51.000And when we think of a martial artist, we don't think of some dude who's insulting someone and spitting at them and throwing water bottles.
01:34:59.000Yeah, I mean, they're trying to take the thug aspect out of it, which is fair.
01:35:03.000Because, you know, when you think back to it, it was always Bruce Lee, everybody respecting and bowing.
01:35:09.000Now it's just a lot of meatheads who know how to fight.
01:35:13.000There's definitely that too, but to achieve the level of a world-class level, you have to have so much control over who you are.
01:35:21.000You have to be able to figure out where all your personality pitfalls are and soothe out all the bullshit in your life and concentrate on the work.
01:44:45.000It was a close fight, but I could see the way many people thought that Bisping landed more, and even though they weren't as impactful, you have to add that up against the lower volume but more power by Henderson.
01:45:46.000And I think if there's ever a fight where you could say a draw might be justified, that's one.
01:45:50.000If you look online, like people who think Bisping won versus people who think Henderson won, it's pretty much split down the middle, except English people.
01:46:58.000It's scary, that John Lineker kid, that little guy who used to fight at 125, and now he fought at 135 in his last fight but missed weight and beat John Dodson in a really close decision.
01:47:10.000But he's got that weird spooky power, even for a little guy.
01:51:29.000I remember Antoine Echols being in the mix, and they were spelled A-N-T-W. Hopkins shoulder hurt after Dawson throws him down, fight ends in the second.
01:51:45.000but i feel like no see it said it was chad dawson but it was it he'd also had this happen before before this fight because chad dawson was that was fairly recently it was like in the later the late 90s yeah exactly right when hopkins was not uh dislocated yeah it was just if you just google hopkins record yeah This is not an exciting podcast to listen to.
01:55:17.000You know, I know guys that have had their biceps torn off because they were sparring and they threw a punch and someone blocked the punch, like an arm got in the way, and just the full extension being caught like halfway and then pop!
01:56:06.000Well, it's like that in a way, but apparently it just looks bad.
01:56:10.000Like it pulls up and it hangs up there and it looks bad, but it doesn't really affect the movement of your arm, so a lot of guys don't do anything about it.
01:57:14.000The human body is very fucking soft when it comes to the, you see the durability of animals, and you see how fucking goddamn flimsy we are, Russell Peters.
01:57:58.000When I first moved to California, I saw an owl that was flying off with a rabbit and dropped the rabbit.
01:58:05.000He had killed this rabbit, I guess, real close to the road.
01:58:09.000And as I was driving, he tried to fly off with the rabbit and then decided, fuck this, I'm not getting away fast enough, and just dropped the rabbit and then flew.
01:58:19.000I see him fly off with the rabbit in his talons and then go fuck this and just release it and then boom the rabbit hits the ground.
01:58:27.000So I get out of my car and look at the rabbit and this rabbit's just eviscerated.
01:58:31.000He's just torn its guts out and I'm sitting there going like, this is not what I think of when I think of an owl.
01:58:41.000I think, you know, I guess I knew they ate rats and rodents and stuff like that, but I don't think they literally will take out something that's their size.
01:59:28.000There's this small island in Japan where they have this relationship, I guess, where the monkeys, they ride the deer like humans would ride a horse.
02:06:45.000You know, but it was illegally in like 1937 when they shot it and this person had had a couple of them now They were in trouble because when that happens if someone sells you one, it's Apparently your responsibility since it's a bad item.
02:07:01.000Yeah to bring you have to bring it to like Somewhere and then they have to post it or something.
02:07:06.000It's like you're not allowed to possess it.
02:07:08.000So if you do possess it you could be in big trouble and This was all properly gotten and properly imported into Canada.
02:07:18.000What part of India did this take place?
02:07:21.000It's a small railway village called Buranpur.
02:07:25.000It's kind of in the middle of the country.
02:07:32.000That was the subject of this documentary that I saw where they were talking about the Sundarbans is a very unusual section of the river system in India because it's very brackish for a long period of time.
02:07:47.000And these animals apparently drink the water, and the water has a high salt content, and it's super irritable to the tigers.
02:07:55.000And he thinks they make, it's one of the theories, they make the tigers more aggressive because they're just in pain all the time from drinking salty water.
02:08:04.000And they've killed some insane amount of people over the last couple hundred years.
02:08:09.000I think it's somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 plus thousand people have been killed by tigers.
02:08:15.000In the last couple hundred years in this area.
02:08:17.000I remember going there when I was 11 or 12, around that age.
02:08:22.000And my dad took us, we went to my grandmother's, who still lived out there.
02:11:10.000It says you have to sign a piece of, like, a waiver that says you will not get out of your car once you enter the park, but she thought it wasn't that, and no one explained it to her.
02:12:35.000We were driving down this road and this bobcat and I think, I want to say two or three babies.
02:12:40.000But I saw it so briefly and I knew that it was a cat.
02:12:43.000I saw it so briefly and the guys I was with thought it was a cat that in my mind I had seen a cougar I'd seen a small cougar and some cougar puppies.
02:12:53.000When they explained to me that, no, no, no, no, it was a bobcat, then I had to look into my memory and I was like, how much of my memory is concocted?
02:13:01.000How much of my memory in this situation is just like a total falsification?
02:14:25.000I think you have to raise them, but people definitely raise eagles.
02:14:29.000I mean, it's not like you can get a regular eagle and tame them, but if you raise them, I'm sure you can get them to the point where they don't try to kill you all the time.
02:14:36.000Like Dave's House of Eagles or something.
02:15:58.000Apparently, when it does happen, the cat, whichever side is the lion or the tiger, one of the sides is supposed to get the gene for regulating growth from the woman, but it doesn't get it from the woman,
02:16:14.000or it doesn't get it from the man, because the man's a tiger or the man's a lion, however the combination works.
02:16:19.000But because it's a male and a female, or a lion and a tiger, they make this new thing that doesn't know when to stop growing.
02:18:05.000It was real sad because they were essentially feral and people were kind of trying to rescue them and they were trying to give them to people on the crew and people on the crew were like...
02:18:14.000Trying to get the cell phone service so they can call friends, see if anybody wanted to take them.
02:18:18.000Because you realize, like, wow, these poor little things, like, they're just, they're going to die out here.
02:18:22.000But there was also the thought, like, whoa, who wants a half coyote?
02:22:23.000It pained me to stop myself from saying it.
02:22:27.000Some kids say they don't even know what coyote ugly means.
02:22:30.000Let me explain to you, you little fucks.
02:22:32.000Coyote ugly is when someone fucks someone that's so ugly that your arm is underneath them when you wake up and you chew your arm off like a coyote caught in a trap just so that you don't have to wake them up and deal with them.
02:25:13.000I did I did I found myself on TV when I won the Bay State games in 1986 86 or 87 like that they had this thing called the Bay State games and it was like this big thing I It was this big tournament that they would do,
02:25:37.000Yeah, and they've televised this fight.
02:25:39.000They televised, they fucked up the camera, and the camera missed the fight.
02:25:42.000I won by knockout in the first round in like 30 seconds.
02:25:46.000And then they had this big TV report where they had these...
02:25:52.000These TV people interview me because I had won the state championship a couple years in a row and they were interested in coverage of the Bay State games.
02:25:59.000Anyway, I listened to myself on TV and I sounded like such a fucking idiot.
02:30:58.000In a shockingly rare example of FDA actually doing its job, a report was issued on Tuesday cautioning against the prolonged use of a class of acid-stopping drugs called proton pump inhibitors.
02:32:50.000You just start pulling slices apart, and the cheese is hanging, all gooey.
02:32:55.000And you dig in, you taste that tomato sauce, and that grease, and the spices, and you're just chewing on the carbs, too, and you're just going, fuck, yeah!
02:35:24.000So right around the corner is this super authentic Indian deli slash lunch place where everything was in Indian and everything was like shit.
02:35:37.000There was a few things that were in English.
02:35:39.000No one there was American except for me or no one there was your standard English-speaking person except for me.
02:35:46.000No one knew what the fuck I was saying.
02:35:48.000I had to tell this lady I didn't want the naan bread.
02:35:52.000She just wound up giving it to me anyway.
02:38:58.000It's just, you know, more often than not, you'll find, it's probably easier to find a vegetarian Indian restaurant than it would be to find a meat one.
02:40:27.000I used to have this bit in my act about a real thing that happened on the Sundarbans where this tiger jumped into the river, swam up to a boat that had five fishermen in it, and killed one at a time.
02:41:05.000And three out of the five were killed by the same fucking tiger who kept swimming out to the boat, jacking them, and then swimming to shore with them.
02:41:14.000Yeah, to him it was like being at a party and the hors d'oeuvre tray was coming by.
02:41:19.000Oh, I'll get another one of those, please.
02:41:26.000Really wish I saved that video of the tiger running at the guy Because it turns off at the last minute I think they fire a gun and scare it but it's running at him at an impossible rate of speed like you see it running you just It forces your your brain to reprocess how fast you can get out of the way Yeah,
02:41:44.000I think we like to think like go off something's coming at me, bro.
02:41:47.000I fucking get out of there I run so fast.
02:41:50.000Yeah I always think about a dog or something.
02:41:54.000Even if a coyote came at me, I'm like, punch it in the face.
02:41:57.000It's not just going to sit there and let you punch it in the face.
02:42:01.000Your tough guy kicks in, and then your reality kicks back in.
02:42:05.000Well, that's what people think they can do to each other, too.
02:42:07.000You know, guys are always thinking, yeah, this fucking guy was looking at you.
02:42:12.000I'm just gonna go over there and fuck that guy up.
02:42:14.000And you think in your head, well, I got a plan here, and I'm gonna say something, and I'm gonna hit him with one of these, and that's gonna be the end of that.
02:42:21.000And then when it's not, when the guy moves his head and hits you with a jab and kicks you in the balls, you're like, oh no, what have I done?
02:43:12.000We just gotta raise the level of dummy, you know, because the level of dummy today, if you take the average dummy, like even those guys that got in a fight with Nick Diaz, if you take those guys and drop them off in the caveman days, they'd be running shit.
02:43:24.000They'd be the smartest guy in the room.
02:43:26.000They'd be able to take, listen, listen, you guys don't know shit, you don't know what you're doing, first of all, we gotta make some shelter, we can't rely on this cave, the bears know where the cave is, okay, come on guys, come with me.
02:43:35.000They'd figure out tools, like you guys haven't even figured out tools yet, we gotta make tools.
02:43:39.000They'd be the foremans, they'd be the foremans.
02:43:40.000If you could get one of those dummies and bring them back to the point before monkey people invented tools, and he could start making tools, he'd be the king, right?
02:49:55.000Like, what is the most disgust that you ever felt with yourself on a cheat day?
02:50:00.000Oh, that was the first cheat day is when I went in.
02:50:04.000Yeah, I went to IHOP for breakfast and had the country fried steak with scrambled eggs and cheese, and then I had the pancakes, and then later on I had pizza as a snack.
02:50:57.000I'm a big fan of the fettuccine alfredo with the chicken, but I usually use penne noodles because I don't want to be slapped in the face with fucking fettuccine noodles.
02:55:53.000And one of the reasons why regular milk feels weird is because it's homogenized and pasteurized, and apparently there's enzymes in milk that when you're boiling the milk to treat it and make it sort of last longer and so it doesn't have any disease in it, you're killing all the good stuff, too.
02:56:07.000So your body's drinking this weird liquidy protein that doesn't exactly know what to do with.
02:58:04.000There's a lot of first compulsory pasteurization law in Chicago applying to milk, except that from tuberculin-tested cows, 1908. 1908. Tuberculin?
02:58:28.000Brucellosis is something that cows get that I know...
02:58:31.000It's like one of the main concerns about different wildlife populations mingling, especially buffalo.
02:58:41.000Like some buffalo have brucellosis and they can get it to cows.
02:58:44.000It says, 1919 homogenized milk was sold successfully for the first time in Connecticut, and then a couple more years passed by before, let's see, first farm bulk tanks for milk began replacing milk cans in 1938,
02:59:00.000and then every other day milk delivery started in 42, and then it was added to school lunches in 46. Yeah, but when it was in 42, was that homogenized and pasteurized milk when they started?
02:59:11.000Initially as a war conservation measure.
02:59:54.000He just had it when he was a baby and then it stunted his growth, so he only became like five at his tallest, maybe 5'3", 5'4".
03:00:01.000I think when we get older in our lifetimes, there's going to come a point in time where they laugh at people being sick or people being injured.
03:00:12.000I think they're going to be able to repair bodies perfectly.
03:00:14.000They're going to be able to regenerate limbs.
03:00:16.000Within the next 50, 100 years, there's probably going to be so many crazy advancements to medical science.
03:00:22.000We're going to look back on injuries and the treatment of injuries the way we do it today.
03:00:27.000Well, that's, I think, you know, once they get that stem cell shit, right?
03:02:00.000I was getting pussy when I was fighting at 147. Back in the day!
03:02:07.000I think if they can get the HGH thing right and make it cancer-free, I think there's a possibility.
03:02:14.000There's no correlation between HGH and cancer.
03:02:17.000The correlation is between abuse of HGH and some issues and also cancer with a bunch of different factors.
03:02:26.000Environmental factors, factors like diet, factors like heredity.
03:02:31.000There's a bunch of different shit, but there's a concern about That if you are supplementing with human growth hormone and a cancer grows in your body, that it could grow more.
03:02:43.000But I don't think there's any real evidence to support that concern that I've ever read.
03:02:48.000But what's interesting about cancer that I've been reading a lot about is when you get your body to...
03:02:54.000If you get your body to a place where it's...
03:02:58.000You stew a bunch of different chemicals that are in the environment, whether it's pollutants or whether it's something that you work with, like people that work around really strong chemicals,
03:03:13.000people that work with automotive stuff, like all the bondos and epoxies and all that.
03:03:21.000Those people, their cancer numbers, whenever you work with a lot of chemicals, your cancer numbers get crazy high.
03:03:28.000Like that seems to be where the big risk is, is diet and people that work around chemicals.
03:03:34.000There's a lot of people that are out there that they just took a job because it's a good job and it pays well, but you're in like a slow death sentence.
03:04:28.000Like in the days when they used to be able to smoke in bars, I bet a lot of chicks got, a lot of waitresses got cancer from secondhand smoke.
03:04:36.000Yeah, I just remember, and the worse the gig, the more the smoke for some reason.
03:04:40.000It's just crazy that wasn't that long ago.
03:05:00.000I remember people complaining, saying that pool halls were going to go out of business because they wouldn't allow people to smoke in them anymore.