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00:02:10.000If no one was in this room but us, obviously we're doing a podcast, but if no one's in this room other than us, we're looking at each other through our eyeballs.
00:02:21.000We're thinking about it inside of our brains.
00:02:24.000We're assuming that we're all operating in the same area.
00:02:45.000Then we're dealing with language, trying to formulate words that match your thoughts, and they almost never do.
00:02:52.000Like, that's one of the number one problems that people have with politicians, right?
00:02:56.000We know in some weird way that their words and their thoughts are not in sync.
00:03:02.000Like, we want your words and your thoughts to be in sync, but it's fucking hard to do, man!
00:03:07.000It's like one of the unspoken things about being a person, is how fucking difficult it is to get your thoughts to come out the way you're feeling them with your words.
00:03:20.000You can make something that's so eloquent and articulate and it would be amazing to read and it's a quote that people might have on their fucking Instagram page for the next decade, but did it really represent what you were thinking?
00:03:35.000Or was it just a clever collection of words that strikes an effect?
00:03:42.000So when people are just talking, not like reading someone's writing or something, but just talking.
00:03:46.000Like, man, it's fucking hard to get your brain, like what's coming out of your brain, to be represented by your voice.
00:03:54.000That alone is way weirder than the fact that this is all fake.
00:04:01.000Just communicating, just shit we totally take for granted.
00:04:05.000Then the fact that you can do it online.
00:04:08.000I mean, how many of these fucking dudes have these YouTube channels and gals have these YouTube channels where they have fucking millions of people paying attention to them?
00:04:16.000And it seems like, for the most part, Hollywood hasn't even figured it out yet.
00:06:24.000It's hard to go on a fucking plane and start counting down from 10 in Arabic and hope that nobody beats you to death before you say, hey, I'm just fucking around.
00:06:57.000Man, it just seems like people want to figure out a way to get in, you know?
00:07:01.000And there's so many people, like we were talking about, like that Adam guy or so many other ones, that have just a giant segment of the viewing population already.
00:07:11.000You know, there's a lot of these channels that people have that people are just addicted to, like, listening to these people talk about shit.
00:07:17.000And for you to try to break in and make your own channel.
00:08:18.000It's like why do I want to know that there's a circumstance where some young guy feels like he could sucker punch some looks like 80 year old lady and I'm not kidding.
00:08:27.000She's like white-haired and and it doesn't look fake.
00:08:31.000That's just the shit that bugs me the most and it's just it's just these kids now you know that you know that they have no parents I saw I saw Bieber the other day had a horrible incident with Bieber and And it was one of the worst things I wish I never saw in my life because I used to always kind of like root for him a little.
00:08:48.000You know, he seemed like a nice guy, especially after the roast.
00:08:51.000He seemed like a cool guy down to earth.
00:08:53.000But man, how he treated like this old guy and like how he was treating the staff at this place I was at.
00:08:59.000It was one of the worst things I ever saw.
00:09:10.000I deleted all my tweets, cause I was live tweeting while I was there at the beginning, but then it got so bad that I just deleted all my tweets, and I was like...
00:09:37.000True story, and you could ask my girlfriend, he got quiet after that for like three minutes, and then the table of guys that he was with were just staring at me, and when I was walking out, he just screams Olive Garden.
00:10:47.000How many people, and this is a legitimate, honest question, how many people have ever gone through the fire of becoming famous when you're young and come out okay?
00:13:07.000Just because it's in a movie, you can't fuck that kid.
00:13:11.000You probably shouldn't have a 17-year-old sucking your thumb.
00:13:14.000But my point was that this was a long time ago, and we didn't look at things the same way a long time ago as we do today.
00:13:22.000It's more evidence that there's some weird, gigantic shift in the way people are recognizing and understanding the consequences of things like child abuse, you know?
00:14:38.000So, my thought was that this Bieber kid, you know, I mean, has anybody ever gone, well, I guess people have gone through that and become more friendly, but I had a friend of mine who just worked with another I think?
00:15:13.000That it's almost impossible to break if you've known that your whole life.
00:15:16.000Your whole life, from the time you were little, everybody's treating you like you're super special without you really having to earn it so much.
00:15:24.000I guess you kind of earn it with your talent, you know?
00:16:24.000Instead of, like, don't leave me alone and them being a dick, he was actually looking and yelling and pointing out people and talking shit about the restaurant.
00:19:55.000It's fucking genius in a lot of ways because they figured out by just kind of like being outrageously extravagant and opulent with their money and by, you know, constantly mixing in drama, they've been able to stay on TV for like 11 fucking years.
00:21:03.000It could be young Jamie freaking out, way too much pussy, not knowing what to do, and we have to pull him aside and go, dude, you gotta calm down.
00:21:25.000It's not like they're working for the Cirque du Soleil, and they have this insane physical stuff that they have to do, and they're working on it constantly, and I'm like, wow, that's fascinating.
00:21:35.000I've never thought of how they prepare for this, but yeah, you'd imagine it would be pretty rigorous.
00:26:40.000We had a deer come into our camp once in the middle of the night and then realized he was around people and he started stomping on the ground and hoofing.
00:27:27.000Just the power that that thing possesses is so beyond any of our comprehension.
00:27:34.000Like when you see their bodies, you see a bear's body and you think of a 500-pound bear, just think of what a 500-pound dog could do to you, right?
00:30:08.000It's a flat image, a lifeless flat image.
00:30:12.000But if you were there and you could take it all in and your eye understands the perspective and you get the immense nature of what you're in front of, this fucking insanely huge mountain, then I think you'll experience it.
00:30:27.000Until you go there, I bet you don't feel it.
00:30:31.000So I think that's the same with that, you know?
00:30:33.000It's like seeing a band that you don't think is that awesome, but then you see them live and you're like, holy shit, man, they fucking killed it.
00:36:18.000You know, that website Snopes, you're always thinking, well, this is a really reasonable website, and for sure, if I go to them, they'll have the answer.
00:36:26.000The people who own it are fucking freaks, man.
00:37:14.000Anyway, point is, these are just people.
00:37:18.000Like, everybody's been saying that there's this Democratic lean towards the truth, like editorializing the truth on some of those sites, like Snopes, like everything.
00:38:12.000But what it can do is it can take like you can just say one sentence like I love tacos.
00:38:18.000Oh, we showed that we talked about Yeah, I didn't have a good clip to find it because it didn't come up at the right time But we had a pretty decent clip.
00:38:24.000There was one we showed a sentence that was pieced together from other stuff.
00:38:27.000Yeah, man Do you think that's been available before they've announced this to the public on this big giant announcement party?
00:38:45.000You know what I think about all that stuff, that kind of thinking?
00:38:48.000I think that technology is improving so quickly.
00:38:52.000And I don't necessarily think that the people who are working for the U.S. government are the ones that are 100% in control of the information that gets released.
00:39:02.000Like, these people that are constantly innovating and creating all these new products and these new technologies, they're not all working for the government.
00:39:26.000I think shit's changing so quick, so fast, that that's why all these leaks and all these different things that pertain to elections and changing people's ideas are happening so quickly.
00:39:37.000Like, I don't even know if we understand how nutty this is while it's happening to us.
00:39:43.000Is it the new tool to visualize how fake news is spread?
00:39:47.000Oh, the tool to visualize how it's spread.
00:41:10.000Like, when you think you really have footage of the Loch Ness Monster, holy shit, you feel good.
00:41:15.000It doesn't matter if nobody wants to blow me.
00:41:17.000When I get to work, I'm gonna rock the world, you know?
00:41:21.000I think people who are constantly searching for conspiracies everywhere you go, like, man, like, talk about being, like, sucked into the plot.
00:41:31.000Like, that's all you're concentrating on?
00:41:33.000Is people who are lying and conspiring to make money or kill half the population or whatever the fuck it is they're doing?
00:41:43.000This is an attractive thought pattern.
00:41:46.000That's the problem with these goddamn conspiracies.
00:41:48.000There are attractive thought patterns that mimic real problem solving that could benefit you in real life.
00:41:58.000So instead of actually paying attention to your real life, you get sucked into this idea of you being the one who's going to figure out who killed JFK. And you ride that fucking thing 12 hours a day, all day long.
00:42:11.000And after a while, are you a researcher?
00:42:14.000Or are you just a dude who's gone crazy paying attention to the JFK assassination?
00:42:21.000You gotta be careful because this feeling that you get when you chase down secrets and conspiracies, the government, the Illuminati, we're gonna expose this man!
00:42:32.000It gives extra and exaggerated meaning to your time.
00:42:38.000And anything that gives extra and exaggerated meaning to your time should be closely considered as to whether or not it's beneficial.
00:42:46.000If something gives you extra and exaggerated feelings, you gotta go, well, is this love?
00:43:11.000I like micro-conspiracies way better, like little things, like if you get a value meal at McDonald's, it's more expensive than if you buy all three things separately and stuff like that.
00:43:51.000There must be some incentive to get people, when you get it as a package, What I would say is if there's a meal package that's less money, it might still be more money than they would have spent if they didn't go for the meal package.
00:44:19.000So even though it might cost less to buy it as a package, they still might be spending more than they would have spent if they didn't buy the package because they might have just got a cheeseburger by itself.
00:46:19.000Fish is way different than any other food in that the closest proximity you have to that thing being caught and then killed, and then you eat it.
00:46:28.000The closer those are together, it makes a giant impact on the way it tastes.
00:46:33.000So they figured out some weird way to treat all this stuff, and I was watching them do it.
00:47:30.000We have decided that we operate better and calmer in gigantic groups.
00:47:35.000And even though there's more stress, I mean by better and calmer as a civilization.
00:47:41.000Like there's more beep beep honk honk fuck you maybe more murder maybe more crime because everybody's jammed on top of each other so you're gonna have a bunch of like errant behavior no matter what you do but the only way we can do that is if we are not involved at all in the production of food so the production of food is kind of taken away from people because we all together if we lived in a neighborhood right say if I live near you And Joey's up the street,
00:48:08.000and Bert's up the street, and we all decide.
00:49:27.000And go get milk is not nearly as fucking weird as go get a cheeseburger at McDonald's.
00:49:32.000Because go get a cheeseburger, it's like, they've done all the work.
00:49:34.000They grew the cow, they killed the cow, they chopped it up, they ground it up, they cooked it, they put it on a bun, they wrapped that bun in paper, they gave it to you, and it took a couple of seconds.
00:49:44.000I mean, you can go to a McDonald's right now, you pull up that drive-thru, you get a juicy ass quarter pounder with cheese, ooh, and it'll be in your fat fucking greasy mouth in three minutes.
00:50:33.000And once that happens, it's gonna be interesting to see if they just, like, have, like, one year of, like, last year to have real cow and slaughter them all and just keep, like, one cow per county or something.
00:51:12.000Six months or something crazy and Callan found her and then I adopted her But, yeah, I don't know, man.
00:51:22.000I think our relationship to life itself, going back to what you were asking me about the forest, our relationship to life itself is very disjointed.
00:51:31.000I think we were raised by people who were brainwashed by the 1960s and 1970s media and movies and TV shows and whatever they learned from their parents.
00:51:43.000You got to think of who their parents were.
00:51:44.000Their parents were fucking immigrants, man.
00:51:47.000I mean, my grandparents came straight from the boat.
00:52:28.000No, back then you could do it because they didn't know any better.
00:52:31.000I mean, literally didn't know any better.
00:52:33.000You know, like when people talk about like Roman Palamski, Roman Palamski, what he did, he had sex with like a 13-year-old girl and he drugged her and all that shit.
00:52:42.000There's never an excuse for that, right?
00:52:44.000He's a piece of shit for sure for doing that, right?
00:52:48.000But during that time, like way back then, I bet...
00:52:55.000I bet that was way more common than we would like to believe.
00:53:44.000That's one of the interesting things about it is that she brings up that he has said that sometimes it's okay to hit a woman, and she sticks it to him like, you know, get out of this one.
00:55:02.000You know, when you think about trying to figure out what life is about, like now as an adult, we're the poor fools that will be looked upon by our grandchildren like fools.
00:55:15.000Like when our grandchildren are our age and they talk about, you know, How fucking goofy our world was that we lived in.
00:57:06.000Because if it is, I'm positively racist towards Asians.
00:57:09.000I just think there's a great deal of them that are really good at science and mathematics.
00:57:14.000And if they're aliens, they probably just crashed here because they were driving their UFO. My thought was that when the Anunnaki came down here and they kidnapped the monkeys and they turned them into people, they had probably like varying doses.
00:57:30.000You know, like my people didn't get, like the Italians didn't get a very good dose of alien.
00:58:45.000That guy has a homemade bow and arrow, and you can see his cack.
00:58:49.000He's got little arrows strapped to his hip.
00:58:53.000He's got a leaf over his dick, and that guy's pointing at bow and arrow at this drone or whatever the hell it is that's taking these photos.
00:59:46.000You would have to actually be one of them.
00:59:49.000To really find out what they're like, like unaffected.
00:59:53.000You would almost have to be one of them.
00:59:55.000What you'd have to do is, you'd have to take one of them, kidnap them, copy their brain onto a robot that looked like them, send that robot in to talk to the pygmies or to the tribe people.
01:00:06.000What if you just came in there with a bunch of dead meat, though?
01:00:09.000You're just holding up meat, walking slowly, going, here, here, here, and putting it down.
01:00:13.000Then they're like, oh, he's giving us meat.
01:00:15.000See, the thing about these hunter-gatherer tribes like this...
01:01:47.000Well, there was that one guy that was on that dual survival show, and that was his shtick.
01:01:51.000It was that he walks barefoot everywhere.
01:01:52.000You never know, man, when the shoe store's gonna run out of shoes.
01:01:55.000Imagine, though, if you lived your whole life like an asshole walking outside barefoot, and then the day you die, you're like, God damn it, they still have shoes.
01:08:43.000I was looking those rules up on real estate.
01:08:45.000There is something, even in California, you have to disclose if someone died in your house if you're trying to sell it within three years or something like that.
01:08:52.000Should be a lot more than that, or a lot less than that, rather.
01:08:54.000That's for smell reasons, though, or something.
01:10:05.000So that was the point, is that these people bought this house, they fixed it up, and they're like, well, it's a beautiful house, it'll sell.
01:10:12.000I started watching a ghost show recently, and that's like, I think you've talked about it many times, but I've never seen it before, the ghost hunters or whatever.
01:10:45.000If you're so fucking stupid, you really believe that the guys on those Ghost Hunter shows are gonna expose the truth in the next commercial break.
01:10:52.000You know, like, the next commercial break.
01:11:01.000Remember that show they had people's...
01:11:02.000I think it was called Fear on MTV, where they had a GoPro on someone's face, like, go sit in this dark room for two hours, and if you can, think you win money or some shit like that?
01:11:12.000I think they were trying to freak them out, but they tried to make it seem like they were in haunted houses and different prisons and shit like that.
01:11:30.000I remember that scene from American Werewolf in London where there was a businessman on the subway in London and he's walking along and he looks behind him and he sees the wolf and you know that he sees the wolf and he starts running and you barely see the wolf.
01:11:47.000You see the wolf for like maybe a half a second.
01:11:51.000And then he's running, and he keeps looking back, and he's terrified, and he fucking runs up this escalator, and he trips and falls, and his briefcase falls apart, and he's trying to pick up the stuff, and he looks down at the bottom of the escalator, and for like a split second, you see the werewolf.
01:12:08.000Shit your fucking pants because you think about like what if you were that guy and this thing is running through the airport chasing you and then you just can't keep it together anymore you're out of shape you get to the top of that escalator you fall down you collapse and you look down you're like oh my god it's there like we love that shit people love being freaked out watching some poor bastard about to get jacked it stresses me out You don't like those movies?
01:17:01.000That's a show that has so much weird room to move around because they jump timelines and you never know who's a robot and who's not a robot.
01:17:10.000It's just getting slipperier and slipperier.
01:17:14.000And it's Anthony fucking Hopkins and the other guy, Ed Harris.
01:20:09.000People had no idea where he was going with it because nobody had ever done that kind of comedy before.
01:20:14.000But he was essentially saying that the more you use those words, the more they lose their power and the more they'll never have the ability to hurt some child's feelings.
01:20:25.000It was pretty profound, especially considering that he had realized what happens when you censor things and censor people.
01:20:33.000He figured that out in the 1960s somehow.
01:20:36.000He figured out that this is counterproductive.
01:20:44.000Words just convey intent, like we were talking about earlier.
01:20:47.000The hardest thing in the world is to convey your thoughts through your words.
01:20:52.000And to make certain words supercharged and decide certain words have magic fucking powers in the game and they can jump three steps No, no, no.
01:25:29.000And also, you gotta think, like, what a...
01:25:32.000When you stop and think about how we've all chosen certain languages, whether it's Chinese or Spanish or whatever, you know, the region or the world that we live in, we've chosen certain languages that become like our standard way of making sounds that convey our ideas.
01:25:46.000But these things have gone a totally different path.
01:27:24.000It was just really disturbing because they figured out some loophole where you're allowed to kill them if you're a research vessel.
01:27:31.000So all you have to do is just Pretend you're a research vessel or perform a couple of tests, whatever is compulsory, whatever you have to do, and then sell all the whale parts.
01:27:44.000You hear that thing sing and you're like, whoa, you can't kill that.
01:28:49.000They found inside a Southern Ocean sanctuary.
01:28:52.000Sea Shepherd said that it had located all five Japanese vessels now in pursuit, forcing the harpooners to cut short their operation and retreat.
01:29:00.000The group released footage and photographs showing Three Minky whales dead on the deck of the factory ship, Nissen, Maru, and Seda.
01:29:10.000A fourth, also believed to be a Minky, was slaughtered when Sea Shepherd's helicopter flew overhead.
01:32:12.000When you can find something alive today that was absolutely alive 65 plus million years ago, what an amazing time we live in where you can get a glimpse of that and sort of use your shitty little monkey brain to try to figure out, like, how many different forms of life are there?
01:32:29.000Like, how long has this thing been going on?
01:35:33.000It's crazy when you watch them do it because they're just swimming along and they find a spot and they pound on the sand until it covers them.
01:36:34.000Well, fish is something that, like, if you go to, like, a Chili's or something like that, and you order fish, it's probably not going to be so hot, right?
01:36:41.000But if you go to, like, a fish place and order fish, I mean, what do I know?
01:42:24.000I wonder if it's going to get to the point where chain restaurants, like Chili's or whatever, in the back they're going to not even have cooks.
01:42:32.000It's just going to be like, plate comms, squirt the Alfredo, squirt the noodle.
01:42:37.000Or they're going to use that meat material and make it with a 3D printer.
01:42:59.000And they figured out how to manipulate it, so it has like double the protein, 15 times the iron.
01:43:04.000In The Matrix, that guy left The Matrix, and he's like, I don't give a fuck if that steak tastes like, I know it's fake, but I want that fucking fake taste to be fake as fuck.
01:43:14.000Yeah, he knew it was fake, but he didn't care because it tasted amazing.
01:43:54.000That's why they're so hard to catch, because if they see another rat in a trap, they know, go, all right, don't touch that silver thing, you know?
01:46:33.000When I lived in Encino, I killed a rat in my garage, put this trap up.
01:46:37.000That's where I used to keep my trash, kept it in the barrels in the garage, then I'd take it out in the morning, right, when you're supposed to.
01:49:19.000Like a rat the size of a German Shepherd living in your house.
01:49:21.000I think that rats documentary started because the rat terrier thing, there's a group of people that take their little dogs to New York City and they fuck up rats.
01:52:32.000Some mites carry this horrible fucking disease that kills people.
01:52:36.000And if you don't get antibiotics in you at the right time, people have died from killing a rabbit and eating it, from the mites biting you.
01:52:54.000Well, we thought there was only one rat, so we were cleaning something out in the kitchen, and she picked up this styrofoam thing, and it was attached to the styrofoam.
01:55:49.000It does go both ways, but I never got the messages back.
01:55:52.000But I even contacted Apple, and I said, pull my email off the iMessage server, the email that I used to have connected to it.
01:56:00.000And they pulled it, and it still wasn't going through.
01:56:04.000So I waited a day, and then after a day, I was saying like 50% of the texts I was sending were going through his texts, and people were replying his texts.
01:59:04.000Yeah, that's one of the things that I don't like that much.
01:59:07.000What I like about this Lenovo, this ThinkPad, is that there's like a contour, like a pool in the middle of these keys.
01:59:17.000They're lower in the middle and higher in the ends, and your fingers float right into that spot, and they feel like it's giving you feedback.
01:59:24.000See, look, you can even tell by this photo that Jamie has up.
01:59:26.000Look, there's barely any difference between a non-pushed button and a pushed button.
02:00:04.000No matter what you do, it's easy to turn the wheel.
02:00:06.000And then the body doesn't give as much feedback.
02:00:09.000The suspension is more improved because it absorbs the ground better, so it feels kind of like you're floating.
02:00:14.000You don't feel like when the tires are going to break as much as you used to in the old days.
02:00:19.000In the old days, if you had an old car, like if you had an old 911, that's a perfect example, like a Porsche 911. Those cars were super light, and they didn't have that much power.
02:00:32.000That's one of the things that people don't realize.
02:00:33.000An old Porsche Has probably less power for sure than your truck.
02:00:39.000Like, what do you think your truck has?
02:03:51.000It doesn't let it just crash all the time.
02:03:53.000The thing about these ThinkPads is, they use these, these are military spec, and they use these in a lot of big businesses.
02:03:59.000They don't want these things to fuck up.
02:04:01.000So these are like, it's a very durable computer.
02:04:04.000It's so durable that a lot of these people, they don't even recommend Windows 10. They want Windows 7. They sell it with Windows 7 as an option.
02:04:12.000And I've seen Windows 7. It's like, Jesus Christ, what are we in the 90s here?
02:05:50.000I could have got it at Best Buy, but they didn't.
02:05:52.000The actual computer I found I wanted to get wasn't available at the store at the time.
02:05:56.000It was back-ordered on different places.
02:05:57.000I found somewhere in California I could go get one and have it in my hands that day because I'd ordered a Five and I didn't want it sitting around staring at me and I couldn't use it.
02:06:05.000So I went and got something I could play it with.
02:06:07.000I do almost nothing on this computer other than web surf and write.
02:07:17.000I'm not sure if this is actually the Stealth.
02:07:19.000With this keyboard, it might be a little more specked out, but the Stealth starts at like $1,400, which isn't very bad at all, especially if you want to run the baddest-ass games you can.
02:07:27.000And it can run really bad-ass games, which is insane.
02:07:29.000You can run stuff on ultra settings with these, which looks fantastic.
02:07:33.000So that's way more physical capability than a Mac keyboard, or a Mac laptop would, rather.
02:08:32.000But I really want to play the HTC. I don't know which one to get though.
02:08:36.000Dude, the vibe that Duncan has is fucking insane.
02:08:39.000And there's a boxing game that you play on it.
02:08:42.000It's kind of weird because for the knuckles to come out like this, like they would if you're punching somebody, you have to hold your hand upright.
02:08:50.000So that the bottom of your hand is facing the ground and your thumb is facing up.
02:08:53.000So that's the only way you get the gloves to look right.
02:08:56.000So it feels weird because you're punching them like this kind of.
02:08:59.000You're not turning your knuckles over.
02:09:03.000If you could get over the fact that the knuckles look different on screen, you could just turn your hands in and punch like you normally would.
02:10:46.000The biggest issue right now with that is that that headset gets in the way of when you're trying, like, you draw a bow, you put it next to your head, that thing's going to get in the way.
02:11:01.000Maybe this would be a new thing for the new studio.
02:11:04.000There's an archery game where you actually shoot at a screen, and animals walk in front, and you shoot a real bow at the screen, and where it hits, it lights up.
02:11:14.000You're not shooting arrows, though, are you?
02:12:32.000Cam Haynes was playing this game and he told me they had to detune his bow.
02:12:36.000And I think at the time he was shooting with a 70-pound bow.
02:12:41.000I think he was shooting with a carbon spider turbo, but I might be wrong.
02:12:46.000But the carbon spider turbo, they didn't make that any faster than 70 pounds or any more weight.
02:12:52.000I think it's probably a feet per second and kinetic energy thing.
02:12:55.000Like the arrow probably has to be a certain weight too.
02:12:58.000Would it just be more fun or would you actually be getting benefit out of practicing with something that's less powerful than what you usually use?
02:13:05.000There's a different feel to a less powerful bow, but the principles of archery are the same.
02:13:10.000As long as you hold right, pull through the shot, anchor in the same way, use the correct body positioning.
02:14:02.000This is like 20 yards away, it looks like.
02:14:06.000Because like that big buck hunting game, you're not getting any hunting value out of that.
02:14:10.000It's just fun to shoot fake shit with a fake shot.
02:14:12.000No, but this is they're shooting a real bow.
02:14:14.000So to answer your question, the difference between shooting like a 50-pound bow with these light arrows that bounces off the screen, like what benefit you would get, you'd get a lot of benefit.
02:14:24.000Like you don't need a big, heavy bow To get the benefit of being accurate.
02:14:29.000People are accurate with really, really light bows.
02:14:31.000And that's really all you'd worry about.
02:18:32.000302. Okay, so that's about what you would expect from like a top end bow with a fairly light arrow.
02:18:40.000But like I said, most people try to keep their arrows a little slower than that, believe it or not.
02:18:45.000So what they would do is they'd make a heavier arrow.
02:18:47.000So like if you had a 400 grain arrow and you were coming in at 302 feet per second, a lot of people would tell you you're probably better off with a 450 grain arrow that comes in around 270, something like that.
02:19:00.000Yeah, 270, 280. Yeah, you want more control.
02:19:03.000It's more forgiving, and also it has more impact.
02:19:06.000Like a light arrow going really fast doesn't do the damage that a heavy arrow going fast does.
02:19:21.000Like, there's arguments that, like, there's a guy named Shane Van Boning, who's probably one of the best breakers in the history of Poole.
02:19:28.000He breaks so good, but he doesn't put near the effort into it that all these other guys do.
02:19:33.000Some other guys throw their body into it, like karate, like they're fucking trying to kick through a wall, and they have this crazy impact on the balls.
02:19:40.000But Shane, what he does is he stays flat on the ball, And he just strokes through it perfectly, so the ball is almost never in the air.
02:19:50.000The problem with hitting a pool ball, like this guy has a ridiculous break shot.
02:19:55.000Like, you can't tell from that picture, but I've seen him do it live a bunch of times.
02:19:58.000I've actually watched him play in person several times.
02:21:47.000Like the way Conor McGregor Aldo'd, When he knocked out Aldo with one punch 13 seconds into the fight, the way he did it was just precision.
02:21:55.000He just slid back and just dropped it in there and Aldo's face went squirrely and his brain went off.
02:22:02.000I mean, that was like the perfect example of precision versus power.
02:22:07.000Because what Aldo does is he bites down on his mouthpiece and he wings his vicious left hook.
02:22:12.000He throws his right hand like this and he throws his vicious left hook behind it.
02:22:17.000And it's all to try to set up the left hook.
02:22:19.000Conor slides out of the way, drops his left end in on Aldo while Aldo's throwing the left hook.
02:22:25.000And then the left hook kind of makes impact on Conor's face, but probably didn't have much more than momentum behind it because Aldo was already out.
02:28:09.000What a ridiculous idea that you can be condescending about someone being condescending and that somehow or another is going to work.
02:28:19.000All the thought behind making a video like that is exactly how Trump got elected.
02:28:24.000When you tell people what to do, they automatically want to do the other thing, even if they wouldn't want to do the other thing if you hadn't said shit.
02:28:31.000But when you push people and you tell people You make up ridiculous standards the way people are supposed to behave because you think they should behave like that and that you are allowed to make gigantic gross generalizations about an entire group of 100 million people just because you think it's open season on white guys.
02:28:49.000That is how people like Trump get elected because people push back against your ridiculous political correctness and go towards what's the enemy of that?
02:28:57.000What's the enemy of political correctness?
02:29:04.000These people, the people that are so mad that Trump is in office, are directly responsible for hordes of people voting for Trump, because they are sick of where the PC generation is pointing.
02:29:40.000That's the problem with political correctness as much as it's a problem with people that are super right-wing or people that are born-again Christians.
02:29:48.000So many comedians have been talking about lately how they've had to stop themselves on stage And not go down a route they normally would always go down because of the recent racist shit and the PC shit so much different in the last even six months.
02:30:04.000Well, there's definitely more pushback, but there's always been pushback.
02:30:09.000Have you noticed certain things you won't say now or do now?
02:30:12.000Well, it makes you just back up what you want to say better.
02:30:15.000It makes you reinforce your arguments better.
02:30:17.000If you're going to have something to say to people, you have to have...
02:30:22.000You know, you have to have a real point, and you have to be able to back up what you're saying.
02:30:27.000You have to be able to explain what you're saying.
02:30:28.000That's why I did that whole bit about, not in Triggered, the Netflix special, but the one before that, the Comedy Central special, about words.
02:30:37.000About how, like, you can't just decide that jokes aren't real.
02:33:04.000When it comes to comedy, we just have to be clear that we're fucking around.
02:33:10.000People are allowed to say things that they don't really mean.
02:33:13.000We were talking about this Donald Trump thing when he was interviewing that guy, or he was on a bus with that guy, and he said a bunch of shit about women.
02:34:06.000I just hate when, instead of going, well, I think this and this and that, I'd rather go, okay, it is true, before I even go down that way, you know?
02:34:43.000But the thing with Joey is that he says ridiculous things mixed with things that are true, but you don't know which are real and which are fake.
02:35:18.000No, I'm saying that he has stories like those mixed in with stories that aren't real, so it's like you're really confused that, like, you know, which is real and which is not.
02:35:27.000You're probably the only one confused.
02:35:36.000Because it seems like when, you know, some of the stuff that you think is like, oh, this is his jokes or his ridiculous stuff might actually be real.
02:35:44.000Well, the problem with Joey is his life has been so crazy and so colorful that he'll still, to this day, tell me stories that I haven't heard before.
02:37:27.000Well, it is crazy because they paid a shitload of money for that.
02:37:31.000And the idea is that, well, once it gets on Amazon, a bunch of people jump over to Amazon because that was the number one TV show in the world.
02:37:38.000That show, Top Gear, with Richard Hammond and James May and those guys, they're a giant team.
02:37:47.000I mean, when it comes to the whole world watching a show, that's probably the most watched show in the world, and it's on Amazon.
02:37:54.000In general, it's just them driving around mostly and just talking shit to each other.
02:40:25.000But my point being is that there's a bunch of channels that I never even knew existed that are on this that are essentially live TV. They have programming.
02:44:12.000There's a million different people speculating as to where the fuck is this all going?
02:44:16.000And virtual reality in particular, there's not a single person that could say, I'm the only one who's predicted the future of virtual reality.
02:44:26.000If you were talking about virtual reality, for sure you got it from me.
02:45:03.000Like, oh, he bought his fucking stars.
02:45:05.000You find out people are buying their stars.
02:45:07.000Like, if you find out, if you go to a Yelp review, and it's like a Vietnam restaurant, and all the fucking reviews are in broken English, Best noodle ever have!
02:45:19.000And the same, like, the same, like, shitty broken English in every review, you'd be like, I think these motherfuckers are writing their own reviews.
02:45:26.000But have you ever gone to, like, a Yelp review, or any kind of a review for something, and you know the people probably bought those reviews?
02:47:38.000Yeah, people have been busted before they get like a publicist.
02:47:41.000They'll send out a big message to like 20 celebrities and they'll just copy and paste the whole thing and forgot to change the two things they're supposed to change to make it seem original.
02:49:21.000You don't know what the fuck's gonna happen.
02:49:23.000You can tell me you think you know what's gonna happen, but until those people go in there and fucking throw punches at each other, anything can happen.
02:50:44.000They're trying to get all controversial about stuff.
02:50:47.000I played basketball in high school, but I still, like, I watched it for my whole life, and I hear someone say something stupid, like at the gym, just about, like, LeBron or the Warriors.
02:51:49.000If you're talking about a fight and you get jazzed, if you actually are jazzed up about it, people can feel that.
02:51:53.000But if you're faking it, they feel that too, man.
02:51:57.000And in this sport, because this sport is so intensely real, it's so intensely raw and naked, that people are way, way less tolerant to bullshit.
02:53:14.000And he got up, he was all disoriented, didn't know what happened, thought he was pushed through the ropes, but he was punched through the ropes.
02:53:19.000That guy connected with like four or five big shots.
02:53:24.000And the last one was a left hook on the face as Bernard was going through the ropes.
02:53:29.000And it knocked him all the way through.
02:53:52.000And if they do use rings, they should pad the shit out of the outside area.
02:53:56.000The fact that someone like Bernard Hopkins, who's been boxing forever, can still get knocked through a rope like that and land on his head, that that's a possibility.
02:54:05.000That's a stupid way of containing people.
02:54:08.000They should have, instead of ropes like that, what they should have is something that has a crisscross pattern where you can't go through it.
02:54:16.000And you should have to just climb over it to get in it.
02:54:20.000And there should be a way that they could release the ropes.
02:54:23.000Like if there was a medical emergency at the end of the fight, it should be like a latch they could pull and drop the ropes down and get somebody out.
02:54:29.000But the ropes, the way they use them now in boxing matches, they should fucking outlaw those.
02:54:33.000The fact that Bernard Hopkins can get knocked through one like that, that's crazy.
02:54:38.000Or at the very least, you've got to protect the outside area.
02:55:26.000Yeah, I was pretty convinced that Bernard was going to be able to stifle him and turn it into the kind of fight that Bernard likes, but I wasn't sure if Bernard could win.