The Joe Rogan Experience - December 23, 2016


Joe Rogan Experience #889 - Brian Redban


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 7 minutes

Words per Minute

190.85326

Word Count

35,750

Sentence Count

3,862

Misogynist Sentences

119


Summary

On this week's episode, the boys discuss the recent election results and discuss the possibility that the world is a simulation. Also, the guys talk about their favorite conspiracy theories, and why they think the world might be a simulation! Don't miss it! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Thanks to Pale Fire and Mossy Creek for the music stylings, and thanks to our sponsor, Caff Monster Energy Drink. This episode was produced by Riley Bray and edited by Alex Blumberg. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. We are part of the Robots Radio Network. See all the great network shows on the network at RobotsRadio.net. Episode Music: "Space Travel" by Borrtex "Goodbye Outer Space" by Cairo Braga "Outer Space Warning" by Fountains of Sisyphus "Good Omens" by Pylawn "Good Morning America" by The Good Morning America. Thank you for listening to Robots Radio and Good Omens. "The Good Morning Nation" by Good Morning Denver. (feat. Adam Ruins Everything. ) We hope you enjoy this episode of Robots Radio, and stay tuned for our next episode next week for a new episode on Robots Radio! We'll be back next Monday! (August 15th, 2020! . Welcome to the Future Boys Podcast! ! - The Future Boys by Caffairs! -The Future Boys. -Good Morning Crews and Good Morning Crew! -- by Cribs, , Thank You! by P.E. -- by -- Good Luck, Good Luck! , Good Luck & Good Life, -- Thank You, Yours Truly, Cheers, Cheers! -- The Best Effort, Your Day Off, Your Best Day, by Your Day Truly, Your Day's Day, By Your Day Will Be -- By Anyday, -Bye, Bye, Blessings, , Your Day, Bye Bye Bye, Bye, Listen, SONGS! -- Love, Ollie, SOTY, MRS. by Mr. MURCHES, SOOO!


Transcript

00:00:05.000 Why were you looking at me so sly, Jamie?
00:00:07.000 You made me nervous.
00:00:08.000 Making sure you were ready to go.
00:00:09.000 You made me nervous.
00:00:10.000 I was like, what is he doing?
00:00:11.000 Is he playing?
00:00:12.000 Are we already live?
00:00:14.000 We're fucking live.
00:00:16.000 So I tweeted something today that somebody tweeted me, or I read something that somebody tweeted, so I quoted it, but it wasn't right.
00:00:24.000 God damn it.
00:00:25.000 It was pretty close.
00:00:26.000 That Donald Trump will be 70 years old in six days?
00:00:33.000 So it is?
00:00:34.000 Seven months and six days.
00:00:36.000 Seven months.
00:00:36.000 70-year-olds, 70 years old, seven months and six days.
00:00:40.000 Almost 70 years old, seven months and seven days when he becomes a president.
00:00:46.000 And he won by 77 electoral votes from seven electors.
00:00:52.000 Wow.
00:00:53.000 Yeah.
00:00:53.000 Happy seventh anniversary of the JRE, too.
00:00:56.000 This is basically it.
00:00:58.000 Yeah.
00:00:59.000 Pretty close.
00:01:00.000 Yeah.
00:01:00.000 How crazy is that?
00:01:02.000 Yeah.
00:01:03.000 That is crazy.
00:01:04.000 That's a lot of sevens.
00:01:05.000 A lot of sevens.
00:01:06.000 Why are you obsessed with sevens?
00:01:07.000 Like, why is your shirt...
00:01:08.000 It came from the JRE. One time we were talking about how we were in a simulation theory and how everything's made out of ones and zeros.
00:01:15.000 And I said something like, I'm going to hack it.
00:01:18.000 I'm going to start saying sevens or something.
00:01:20.000 I can't even remember what it was, but it's all from that.
00:01:23.000 So this is your shirt that has all sevens in it.
00:01:25.000 Yeah, it's all made from sevens.
00:01:27.000 This is just a bunch of different color sevens to make the artwork.
00:01:31.000 And this sweatshirt is the Squad 7-11 shirt.
00:01:35.000 Why sevens, though?
00:01:36.000 I don't know.
00:01:37.000 It came from the JRE from a long time ago.
00:01:39.000 But just out of nowhere.
00:01:39.000 Out of nowhere.
00:01:40.000 I have no idea why.
00:01:41.000 Imagine.
00:01:42.000 Imagine if that's proof.
00:01:43.000 If people look back on this and they realize there really is a simulation.
00:01:48.000 You tap into it.
00:01:51.000 You make things happen with your own brain.
00:01:54.000 I think the older I get, the more crazy I get because I believe it more.
00:01:58.000 You know, like I start feeling like I go crazy sometimes.
00:02:00.000 I don't necessarily think it's crazy.
00:02:02.000 I think it's crazy to think that it's impossible that it's a simulation.
00:02:07.000 Just think about what we're doing.
00:02:10.000 If no one was in this room but us, obviously we're doing a podcast, but if no one's in this room other than us, we're looking at each other through our eyeballs.
00:02:21.000 We're thinking about it inside of our brains.
00:02:24.000 We're assuming that we're all operating in the same area.
00:02:28.000 I'm assuming you see what I see.
00:02:30.000 I'm assuming like what I think of as the reality around you is what you, but I have zero evidence other than photos.
00:02:37.000 And again, I'm looking at those photos and my interpretation of those photos, who knows what you're seeing?
00:02:42.000 I have no idea what you're seeing.
00:02:45.000 Then we're dealing with language, trying to formulate words that match your thoughts, and they almost never do.
00:02:52.000 Like, that's one of the number one problems that people have with politicians, right?
00:02:56.000 We know in some weird way that their words and their thoughts are not in sync.
00:03:02.000 Like, we want your words and your thoughts to be in sync, but it's fucking hard to do, man!
00:03:07.000 It's like one of the unspoken things about being a person, is how fucking difficult it is to get your thoughts to come out the way you're feeling them with your words.
00:03:19.000 It's very hard to do.
00:03:20.000 You can make something that's so eloquent and articulate and it would be amazing to read and it's a quote that people might have on their fucking Instagram page for the next decade, but did it really represent what you were thinking?
00:03:35.000 Or was it just a clever collection of words that strikes an effect?
00:03:42.000 So when people are just talking, not like reading someone's writing or something, but just talking.
00:03:46.000 Like, man, it's fucking hard to get your brain, like what's coming out of your brain, to be represented by your voice.
00:03:54.000 That alone is way weirder than the fact that this is all fake.
00:03:59.000 That's way weirder than a simulation.
00:04:01.000 Just communicating, just shit we totally take for granted.
00:04:05.000 Then the fact that you can do it online.
00:04:08.000 I mean, how many of these fucking dudes have these YouTube channels and gals have these YouTube channels where they have fucking millions of people paying attention to them?
00:04:16.000 And it seems like, for the most part, Hollywood hasn't even figured it out yet.
00:04:21.000 They've dabbled in it.
00:04:22.000 They've given people shows like that Adam Ruins Everything guy, right?
00:04:25.000 He was a YouTube guy.
00:04:26.000 He's so great.
00:04:27.000 He's fantastic.
00:04:28.000 It's a funny fucking show, too.
00:04:29.000 He's really good at it.
00:04:30.000 And he's a gamer.
00:04:31.000 He twitches all the time.
00:04:33.000 I went on a marathon the other day watching it.
00:04:36.000 But then there's other people that are bad.
00:04:38.000 Like the guy from yesterday that was thrown off the Delta airline.
00:04:43.000 What happened with that?
00:04:44.000 So here's what happened, and then we found out that he's done this before.
00:04:49.000 He pretty much goes on airplanes and trolls, and he counts in Arabic.
00:04:56.000 Like 10, 9, 8, 7, and does shit like that.
00:05:00.000 And he's done it before.
00:05:02.000 There's videos of him doing it before.
00:05:03.000 So he pretty much just freaks everybody out, like, why is this guy counting down?
00:05:07.000 You know, it's like if anyone was on an airplane and counting down, it would still be weird.
00:05:12.000 Yeah, we need to, like...
00:05:13.000 For pranks, we need to figure out what's a prank and what is fucking with people's lives for a short amount of time.
00:05:21.000 Yeah.
00:05:21.000 Because the only way it goes legit is if the people have good nature and at the end they sign off on a release, right?
00:05:28.000 Right.
00:05:28.000 They have to sign off on a release for YouTube videos as well?
00:05:31.000 If there's any money attached to it, I would say yes, but I'm not a lawyer.
00:05:34.000 I wonder, yeah.
00:05:35.000 I wonder how that works.
00:05:36.000 But when you're scaring the shit out of people like that on a plane, you could really fuck with their head.
00:05:42.000 I know you're a young, fucking crazy guy who's fearless, who does those kind of videos, and you think it's funny.
00:05:51.000 But you've got to realize, there might be some grandma behind you.
00:05:54.000 There might be a five-year-old girl.
00:05:55.000 There might be a dude who has some serious tension issues.
00:06:01.000 It's not nice.
00:06:02.000 It's not funny enough for us to accept that.
00:06:12.000 In a lot of ways brave performers.
00:06:14.000 It's a brave thing to do.
00:06:16.000 It's not smart.
00:06:18.000 It's not a good thing to do.
00:06:19.000 It's not thoughtful.
00:06:22.000 But it's hard to do that.
00:06:24.000 It's hard to go on a fucking plane and start counting down from 10 in Arabic and hope that nobody beats you to death before you say, hey, I'm just fucking around.
00:06:32.000 Just a YouTube video.
00:06:34.000 But it's also gross as fuck when you sell it yourself as like, oh my god, they're doing this to me.
00:06:39.000 They're so racist when you're trying to get that.
00:06:44.000 You're baiting them.
00:06:45.000 And you've got proof that you've done it before.
00:06:48.000 Yeah, that's not cool.
00:06:49.000 It's gross.
00:06:50.000 That's just gross.
00:06:51.000 But we're talking about it, so he wins.
00:06:52.000 Yeah.
00:06:55.000 I mean, really.
00:06:57.000 Man, it just seems like people want to figure out a way to get in, you know?
00:07:01.000 And there's so many people, like we were talking about, like that Adam guy or so many other ones, that have just a giant segment of the viewing population already.
00:07:11.000 You know, there's a lot of these channels that people have that people are just addicted to, like, listening to these people talk about shit.
00:07:17.000 And for you to try to break in and make your own channel.
00:07:21.000 It's weird, right?
00:07:23.000 It's like there's still people that are doing it in the network way.
00:07:27.000 There's still shows that are on network television that...
00:07:31.000 That work like that, that are prank shows and shit like that.
00:07:34.000 Most of them are fake, luckily, you know, on YouTube.
00:07:38.000 And even in real life where they're, you know, fake reality, whatever, where they're half real.
00:07:42.000 You see too much these days.
00:07:45.000 Like, there's too much coming in.
00:07:46.000 I watched this guy sucker punch a grandma.
00:07:49.000 Oh, God.
00:07:51.000 It was a video where this old lady was behind this young dude and she was apparently bothering him.
00:07:57.000 And so he turns at the other cash register line.
00:08:00.000 He turns and sucker punches her full on in the face.
00:08:03.000 It just knocks her dead.
00:08:04.000 She falls back and no one does anything about it.
00:08:07.000 It's really weird.
00:08:08.000 The cashier freezes up.
00:08:09.000 The guy behind her who's an old guy freezes up.
00:08:14.000 No one knows what to do.
00:08:15.000 It's weird.
00:08:17.000 I shouldn't have seen it.
00:08:18.000 It's like why do I want to know that there's a circumstance where some young guy feels like he could sucker punch some looks like 80 year old lady and I'm not kidding.
00:08:27.000 She's like white-haired and and it doesn't look fake.
00:08:30.000 It's not.
00:08:31.000 That's just the shit that bugs me the most and it's just it's just these kids now you know that you know that they have no parents I saw I saw Bieber the other day had a horrible incident with Bieber and And it was one of the worst things I wish I never saw in my life because I used to always kind of like root for him a little.
00:08:48.000 You know, he seemed like a nice guy, especially after the roast.
00:08:51.000 He seemed like a cool guy down to earth.
00:08:53.000 But man, how he treated like this old guy and like how he was treating the staff at this place I was at.
00:08:59.000 It was one of the worst things I ever saw.
00:09:02.000 I had to leave.
00:09:03.000 Normal me would be recording.
00:09:05.000 Oh, let's sell this TMZ or do something crazy like that.
00:09:08.000 It was so gross.
00:09:08.000 I just wanted to get out of there.
00:09:10.000 I deleted all my tweets, cause I was live tweeting while I was there at the beginning, but then it got so bad that I just deleted all my tweets, and I was like...
00:09:18.000 Then he yelled at me.
00:09:19.000 Why?
00:09:20.000 Cause I had this dolphin hat on.
00:09:22.000 And he goes, Hey!
00:09:24.000 You like dolphins, man?
00:09:25.000 You love dolphins, bro?
00:09:26.000 Like, doing shit like that to me, and I'm just like...
00:09:29.000 I go, Yeah, I like to fuck dolphins, dude!
00:09:32.000 Like, I just start yelling at him.
00:09:33.000 Yeah, I went crazy.
00:09:35.000 You got a little crazy right there.
00:09:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:37.000 True story, and you could ask my girlfriend, he got quiet after that for like three minutes, and then the table of guys that he was with were just staring at me, and when I was walking out, he just screams Olive Garden.
00:09:48.000 True story.
00:09:49.000 I promise you.
00:09:51.000 And so now I'm like, does he know who I am?
00:09:54.000 And that's why he was fucking with me?
00:09:55.000 Did he find out who I was after I yelled at him and he shut up?
00:09:59.000 Or what?
00:10:00.000 You're gonna have to live with that question.
00:10:02.000 I don't want to ever know the answer to it.
00:10:04.000 That question will haunt you.
00:10:06.000 But the horrible thing about it was that he was really treating people like shit.
00:10:13.000 That's super unfortunate to hear.
00:10:14.000 This old guy was staring down like, please don't talk to me anymore.
00:10:18.000 Please don't talk to me anymore.
00:10:19.000 Like you could tell he was just...
00:10:23.000 What is he, like 21 or something?
00:10:24.000 I don't know.
00:10:25.000 I didn't even think it was him.
00:10:26.000 We thought it was like 14-year-old kids for like the first half of the time we were there.
00:10:30.000 We were like, wait a second, that tattoo looks familiar.
00:10:33.000 And then I was Googling Justin Bieber back of his neck.
00:10:36.000 Don't ever do that.
00:10:37.000 That's gross.
00:10:37.000 And then it was the exact same tattoos, like wings and like this weird writing.
00:10:42.000 I was like, holy shit, that really is him.
00:10:45.000 Hmm.
00:10:47.000 How many people, and this is a legitimate, honest question, how many people have ever gone through the fire of becoming famous when you're young and come out okay?
00:10:56.000 Has anybody?
00:10:59.000 Jodie Foster, right?
00:11:00.000 But I don't know her.
00:11:02.000 She might be crazy as fuck, right?
00:11:04.000 She's a really good actress.
00:11:05.000 She's a cutter.
00:11:06.000 Who knows, man?
00:11:08.000 Who knows?
00:11:08.000 She was really famous, really young.
00:11:10.000 Like, how old was Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver?
00:11:14.000 I want to go, like, super young.
00:11:16.000 I want to go, like, teenage years.
00:11:18.000 19. I'll say 19. What would you say?
00:11:20.000 Oh, 15. 15?
00:11:22.000 Wow.
00:11:24.000 She played a 12-year-old.
00:11:25.000 She was 13 when the movie premiered.
00:11:27.000 Holy shit.
00:11:28.000 Wow.
00:11:29.000 Shit.
00:11:29.000 Holy shit.
00:11:31.000 She played a prostitute at the 10-year-old.
00:11:32.000 Oh, my God.
00:11:33.000 Jesus fucking Christ.
00:11:34.000 I didn't know that.
00:11:36.000 That's true.
00:11:37.000 Dude, they made her play a prostitute at 12 years old.
00:11:43.000 What a mindfuck that must be.
00:11:47.000 You can't do that anymore, right?
00:11:50.000 No, you can't do that anymore.
00:11:52.000 Do you remember in that movie, Cape Fear?
00:11:55.000 Yeah, that's her, dude.
00:11:57.000 That's insane.
00:11:58.000 You remember in that movie, Cape Fear, when Robert De Niro had...
00:12:04.000 What was her name?
00:12:08.000 Juliette Lewis?
00:12:08.000 Yeah.
00:12:09.000 Suck his fingers?
00:12:10.000 Yeah.
00:12:12.000 Wasn't that in that movie?
00:12:15.000 I don't know.
00:12:17.000 Was that in that movie?
00:12:18.000 Am I just a freak?
00:12:19.000 Am I just making shit up?
00:12:20.000 I have this vague memory of some really weird twisted seduction scene.
00:12:26.000 Yeah, she's sucking his finger.
00:12:27.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:28.000 Yeah.
00:12:29.000 A little cross-eyed almost.
00:12:31.000 Dude.
00:12:32.000 Fucking bangs.
00:12:35.000 Dude.
00:12:36.000 She was supposed to be like...
00:12:39.000 She was 17. She was 17 when he did this?
00:12:41.000 Wow.
00:12:42.000 Oh my god.
00:12:43.000 So that's the loophole.
00:12:45.000 When it says that's what it says.
00:12:47.000 Oh, Daily Mail.
00:12:47.000 Okay, they wouldn't lie.
00:12:49.000 17-year-old even shared a kiss and a thumb sucking in a scene with De Niro.
00:12:54.000 That's dark, dude.
00:12:55.000 Because De Niro had to be deep in his 40s then.
00:12:59.000 That's weird.
00:13:00.000 17?
00:13:02.000 That should be illegal.
00:13:03.000 That's a loophole.
00:13:04.000 Yeah, that's a loophole.
00:13:07.000 Just because it's in a movie, you can't fuck that kid.
00:13:11.000 You probably shouldn't have a 17-year-old sucking your thumb.
00:13:14.000 But my point was that this was a long time ago, and we didn't look at things the same way a long time ago as we do today.
00:13:22.000 It's more evidence that there's some weird, gigantic shift in the way people are recognizing and understanding the consequences of things like child abuse, you know?
00:13:33.000 Things like that.
00:13:35.000 Man, that's weird.
00:13:38.000 I saw a creepy guy at the mall the other day looking at the Boy Scouts.
00:13:42.000 They were wrapping presents.
00:13:44.000 Maybe he just used to be a Boy Scout himself.
00:13:46.000 He was limber.
00:13:48.000 I would say the same thing if he wasn't rubbing his dick against the railing.
00:13:51.000 Oh, Brian.
00:13:53.000 You sure?
00:13:53.000 Yeah.
00:13:54.000 Maybe he just barely could stand up.
00:13:55.000 He was three stories up and just rubbing his dick left and right on his railing, staring straight down.
00:14:01.000 Did you hear about the security guard at the NFL game the other day?
00:14:04.000 No.
00:14:05.000 He was caught on video jacking off to a cheerleader right in front of him.
00:14:09.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:14:10.000 Watch this video.
00:14:11.000 It's fucking crazy.
00:14:12.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:14:13.000 See, I'm just...
00:14:14.000 He's got his hands in his pants.
00:14:15.000 I believe it.
00:14:16.000 I've seen too much.
00:14:17.000 I've seen too much.
00:14:18.000 I don't need to see that.
00:14:20.000 I've seen too much.
00:14:21.000 Jesus Christ.
00:14:23.000 Right in the middle of everyone, there's people all around.
00:14:25.000 I feel like he must be just getting his rocks off in the biggest way possible.
00:14:29.000 I'm a freak!
00:14:31.000 What a security guard.
00:14:33.000 Fucking, what a world, dude.
00:14:34.000 I wonder if that's real.
00:14:36.000 Yeah, but it's real.
00:14:38.000 So, my thought was that this Bieber kid, you know, I mean, has anybody ever gone, well, I guess people have gone through that and become more friendly, but I had a friend of mine who just worked with another I think?
00:15:13.000 That it's almost impossible to break if you've known that your whole life.
00:15:16.000 Your whole life, from the time you were little, everybody's treating you like you're super special without you really having to earn it so much.
00:15:24.000 I guess you kind of earn it with your talent, you know?
00:15:27.000 Absolutely.
00:15:28.000 He's very talented.
00:15:29.000 Well, how about like Ricky Schroeder?
00:15:31.000 You know, who's my friend, who was famous when he was really, really, really young.
00:15:37.000 Silver Spoons, riding a train, had an arcade game in his house.
00:15:41.000 Dude, he was in that movie The Champ.
00:15:43.000 I watched that when I was a little kid, it made me cry.
00:15:46.000 That was a harsh movie.
00:15:48.000 He was fucking good, man.
00:15:51.000 Like, anybody that gets famous that young has a crazy challenge in front of them.
00:15:58.000 For, like, figuring out life?
00:16:00.000 I couldn't imagine.
00:16:02.000 That Bieber kid's been famous since he was, like, what, 12 or something?
00:16:05.000 Yeah, and to be honest, he was 21-year-old drunk.
00:16:08.000 Like, blackout drunky.
00:16:10.000 He was that drunk.
00:16:11.000 Yeah, he was that drunk.
00:16:12.000 Well, think about how fucked up you get.
00:16:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:16.000 When you're 42. Imagine.
00:16:19.000 But I've never been almost like a bully.
00:16:22.000 He was just yelling.
00:16:23.000 He was yelling at people.
00:16:24.000 Instead of, like, don't leave me alone and them being a dick, he was actually looking and yelling and pointing out people and talking shit about the restaurant.
00:16:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:35.000 Anyways.
00:16:35.000 All those things.
00:16:36.000 Alcohol, that's a big factor for sure.
00:16:39.000 Being a boy.
00:16:40.000 Yeah.
00:16:41.000 You know, there's the thing about being dudes.
00:16:43.000 Being a dude is a lot like having a car that's just like a little too fast for the road.
00:16:49.000 Like, you're always pushing it.
00:16:50.000 Like, that's what being a dude is.
00:16:53.000 You know, especially guys growing up around a bunch of other guys.
00:16:56.000 They're all competing, wrestling and shit, outduding each other.
00:17:00.000 Like, it becomes, they feed off of each other.
00:17:03.000 People, you know, people feed off each other.
00:17:05.000 And men don't have enough outlets for natural male behavior.
00:17:09.000 You're just told, you shouldn't think like that.
00:17:11.000 You shouldn't be like that.
00:17:12.000 You know, you should be more aware.
00:17:14.000 You should be more kind.
00:17:15.000 That's all nice, and you're right, 100%.
00:17:18.000 But you've got to deal with the fucking biology of your body.
00:17:21.000 Your body wants to smash shit and fuck things.
00:17:23.000 That's what it's built for.
00:17:25.000 And so if you don't feed it, if you don't give it some sort of exertion, it's going to play tricks on you.
00:17:30.000 It's going to overramp stressful situations.
00:17:33.000 It's going to make you more upset at things, more easy.
00:17:36.000 It's going to make you more prone to getting pissed off in traffic.
00:17:39.000 All those things.
00:17:41.000 That has to be addressed.
00:17:42.000 People have to figure that out.
00:17:44.000 You can't just ask boys to just be better.
00:17:49.000 You've got to give them some sort of biological tools.
00:17:54.000 Obviously, I wasn't there.
00:17:56.000 And if I was there, I probably would have had probably the same Problems with it that you did.
00:18:02.000 But I can't imagine being that fucking kid.
00:18:05.000 I can't imagine being...
00:18:07.000 That girl, what's her name?
00:18:09.000 Lindsay Lohan?
00:18:10.000 She makes me sad.
00:18:11.000 Every time I see her, she makes me sad.
00:18:12.000 I see those pictures, I'm like, this poor kid is fucking swimming in space with no connector.
00:18:18.000 It's just like, she's gone.
00:18:20.000 She's a part of this giant machine of movies and TV and publicity and fame and covers of magazines.
00:18:28.000 And she was a baby.
00:18:31.000 A baby when she got into it.
00:18:33.000 She didn't know shit.
00:18:34.000 And that formed her whole life.
00:18:37.000 And people were like, oh, boohoo, poor her with all her money.
00:18:42.000 Listen to me, that money doesn't mean shit if you're crazy and you're smoking crack.
00:18:46.000 It doesn't mean shit.
00:18:47.000 It doesn't mean anything.
00:18:49.000 Your life is hell.
00:18:49.000 Yeah, you don't have to worry about food.
00:18:51.000 Okay, so your life is hell and you don't have to worry about food.
00:18:53.000 It's one notch better than your life is hell and you're starving to death.
00:18:55.000 But it's still your life is hell.
00:18:59.000 Paris Hilton's holding it together.
00:19:00.000 She kind of pulled away from fame, which might have been a really smart thing to do.
00:19:06.000 She might have felt the repercussions of all that hate.
00:19:10.000 Because nobody puts themselves out there in a position more so than someone who becomes a reality star.
00:19:17.000 Because when you become a reality star, you're sort of admitting that you don't do anything.
00:19:23.000 If you're just a reality star, you don't do anything.
00:19:26.000 You're not singing.
00:19:28.000 You're not reading books that you wrote.
00:19:31.000 You're not doing public readings of a book.
00:19:33.000 You're just being a person.
00:19:36.000 Everybody can fucking be a person, man.
00:19:39.000 It's one thing if you have a reality show.
00:19:42.000 Reality show about Kanye West.
00:19:44.000 Well, that's kind of interesting because who the fuck gets to be Kanye West?
00:19:47.000 Only Kanye West.
00:19:48.000 So if it was them following Kanye around, it would make more sense.
00:19:53.000 But it's not.
00:19:54.000 It's them just living their life.
00:19:55.000 It's fucking genius in a lot of ways because they figured out by just kind of like being outrageously extravagant and opulent with their money and by, you know, constantly mixing in drama, they've been able to stay on TV for like 11 fucking years.
00:20:10.000 It's genius.
00:20:12.000 And in a lot of ways, look, it ain't any worse than a lot of the shitty fucking shows that are on TV today.
00:20:17.000 There's some terrible ass shows on TV. Why is that worse?
00:20:20.000 Because it's terrible and no one wrote it?
00:20:24.000 Is that what it is?
00:20:25.000 Is that the problem?
00:20:26.000 That it's worse?
00:20:27.000 Because if you made this up and it was terrible, it'd be alright.
00:20:31.000 Why is it okay?
00:20:33.000 There's an equal level of terrible all over television that nobody cares about.
00:20:37.000 But we care because it's just a bunch of people living their life and we can all do that.
00:20:42.000 If you had the kind of money, come on.
00:20:45.000 If young Jamie hit the lotto and all of a sudden got a 500-foot yacht and started balling hard Dan Bilzerian style all over Instagram...
00:20:55.000 All the Jordans.
00:20:56.000 And following you with a camera.
00:20:58.000 They could absolutely make a fucking reality show about that.
00:21:02.000 100% absolutely.
00:21:03.000 It could be young Jamie freaking out, way too much pussy, not knowing what to do, and we have to pull him aside and go, dude, you gotta calm down.
00:21:12.000 Somebody should hit me up.
00:21:16.000 But you know what I'm saying?
00:21:17.000 I mean, all you have to do is create a circumstance.
00:21:20.000 Create a circumstance.
00:21:20.000 If you're just a regular person, you know, I mean, that's all they are.
00:21:23.000 They're just regular people.
00:21:25.000 It's not like they're working for the Cirque du Soleil, and they have this insane physical stuff that they have to do, and they're working on it constantly, and I'm like, wow, that's fascinating.
00:21:35.000 I've never thought of how they prepare for this, but yeah, you'd imagine it would be pretty rigorous.
00:21:39.000 No!
00:21:40.000 Nope!
00:21:40.000 Nope.
00:21:41.000 Regular bitches going shopping.
00:21:43.000 Eating salads!
00:21:44.000 Like, oh my god.
00:21:45.000 And I told him, like, what?
00:21:48.000 The way to get around that is to make a charity or something.
00:21:51.000 A charity?
00:21:52.000 Yeah.
00:21:53.000 Like the Nicole Richie charity of small animals.
00:21:55.000 Fight for the forgotten.
00:21:57.000 There's something up on my Instagram page right now.
00:21:59.000 I wanted to mention this because it's going on to the end of December.
00:22:02.000 There's a very cool company that makes Epsom salts.
00:22:06.000 If you go to Fight for the Forgotten, actually, waterfor.org, and then forward slash Fight for the Forgotten.
00:22:19.000 Boy, that was a marble-mouth delivery, so I'll say that again.
00:22:22.000 Water 4, the number 4. So water4.org.
00:22:26.000 That's the organization that Justin Wren, our friend, works with.
00:22:30.000 And Justin is building wells in the Congo.
00:22:35.000 He's a fucking beautiful person.
00:22:36.000 But anyway, they've raised a ton of money so far.
00:22:39.000 And it's going to provide clean water to a lot of people.
00:22:44.000 Waterford.org forward slash fight for the forgotten.
00:22:47.000 This is a really 100% beautiful story.
00:22:51.000 That guy's an amazing person.
00:22:53.000 And what he's done, I think, is just so selfless and loving and inspiring.
00:22:59.000 And I think people like him...
00:23:02.000 Doing shit like that, oh, I'm gonna cry.
00:23:04.000 People like him doing shit like that literally can change the world.
00:23:07.000 That guy, Justin Renn, can change the world just by being so loving and caring.
00:23:11.000 I mean, he goes down there and spends months and months at a time in the Congo.
00:23:15.000 And he's gotten malaria three fucking times.
00:23:18.000 I mean, he's like, he keeps getting it.
00:23:21.000 I mean, it's like wrecking his body.
00:23:23.000 He doesn't give a fuck.
00:23:26.000 Such a beautiful person, man.
00:23:28.000 And he's a heavyweight fighter for Bellator.
00:23:30.000 He used to fight in the UFC. He's a fucking animal.
00:23:33.000 I mean, he's just such a freaky dude.
00:23:36.000 It's like you meet people like that, and you go, oh, I guess I'm a piece of shit.
00:23:41.000 I'm not that nice.
00:23:42.000 I'm not going to the Congo.
00:23:43.000 I'll send you some money, man, but I'm not going to the fucking Congo.
00:23:46.000 I'm not getting malaria.
00:23:48.000 I'm not getting malaria.
00:23:50.000 At least I hope I don't.
00:23:52.000 But anyway, I don't know how we got on that.
00:23:55.000 I stone text you that you should work with Big Brother.
00:23:58.000 Do you remember that?
00:23:59.000 Well, let me explain this now, because I just remembered.
00:24:02.000 So, I guess all the profits for the whole month of December go to this.
00:24:08.000 So, if you buy Epsom salts from these people...
00:24:11.000 Epsok.
00:24:14.000 Epsoak?
00:24:14.000 That's the company?
00:24:16.000 Epsoak.
00:24:17.000 I use Epsom salts all the time.
00:24:18.000 First of all, for my isolation tank.
00:24:21.000 Second of all, just a nice hot bath.
00:24:23.000 It feels really good.
00:24:24.000 It's really good for your body, and it helps your body absorb magnesium.
00:24:26.000 You absorb magnesium through your skin.
00:24:29.000 You can, you know, with this, with Epsom salt baths.
00:24:32.000 Really good for you, man.
00:24:33.000 Good to gargle, too, like after a massage parlor.
00:24:36.000 What?
00:24:36.000 What are you doing?
00:24:37.000 Blowing guys at the massage parlor?
00:24:39.000 The fuck, dude?
00:24:41.000 But, um, the Epsom salt baths are, like, super underrated.
00:24:46.000 Man, if you got, like, some tension and shit, throw some Epsom salts in the tub.
00:24:50.000 Just kind of, ooh!
00:24:52.000 Ooh!
00:24:52.000 I don't know why, right?
00:24:53.000 Have you floated lately?
00:24:54.000 Yeah.
00:24:55.000 I have it in my basement.
00:24:56.000 I know.
00:24:58.000 I'm a floating motherfucker, dude.
00:25:00.000 That's where I figure shit out.
00:25:01.000 Probably too much.
00:25:02.000 I'm thinking too much, for sure.
00:25:04.000 I think about too many different things.
00:25:07.000 So I'm trying to narrow my focus more.
00:25:10.000 That's one of the reasons when I cut back on the UFC. I was like, I'm narrowing my focus, I think.
00:25:16.000 Just trying to do things that I think are...
00:25:19.000 That I'm compelled to do, you know?
00:25:22.000 Absolutely.
00:25:23.000 You seem like you've been enjoying outside stuff more, like archery and stuff like that, hunting.
00:25:30.000 Where'd that come from?
00:25:31.000 Because you never had that before.
00:25:32.000 I know.
00:25:32.000 Well, it came from the first time I did it.
00:25:35.000 Hmm.
00:25:35.000 The first time I went hunting and was successful, and I was like, okay, I get it now.
00:25:41.000 This is nuts.
00:25:43.000 What a crazy thing to do.
00:25:44.000 And it's also, in a weird, odd way, there's a helplessness that you feel when you're in nature.
00:25:52.000 That I think is very, almost psychedelic.
00:25:55.000 Because when you go, not even hunting.
00:25:59.000 I'm just talking about go to a place where there's no cell phone signal at all.
00:26:04.000 Go deep into the woods.
00:26:06.000 And you will feel vulnerable as fuck.
00:26:08.000 You feel vulnerable.
00:26:10.000 And then you start thinking, holy shit, there's bears out here.
00:26:13.000 There's fucking mountain lions out here.
00:26:15.000 For real.
00:26:15.000 I'm in where they live.
00:26:17.000 This is where they live.
00:26:19.000 This isn't like a mountain lion in Santa Monica on some...
00:26:22.000 Freak incident.
00:26:23.000 This is like you're going to where they live and people don't live.
00:26:27.000 What's your hunting tech game like?
00:26:29.000 Do you have like night vision goggles and all the cool stuff so you can see the bear?
00:26:32.000 I don't have anything.
00:26:33.000 Well, you don't go out at night.
00:26:34.000 The only thing you do at night is like stay around the camp.
00:26:37.000 Stay around the campfire.
00:26:39.000 But even at night, it's weird, man.
00:26:40.000 We had a deer come into our camp once in the middle of the night and then realized he was around people and he started stomping on the ground and hoofing.
00:26:49.000 It was weird.
00:26:51.000 I barely heard it.
00:26:51.000 The other guys had to remind me of it.
00:26:53.000 But it's just, animals do come into people's tents.
00:26:56.000 Bears do.
00:26:57.000 That's what gets scary, is big bears.
00:27:00.000 Especially when they're starving.
00:27:01.000 Big bears that are starving will take some fucking chances.
00:27:05.000 And one of Ranella's friends...
00:27:07.000 His first hunt ever, he was attacked in his tent by a 500 pound predatory black bear.
00:27:13.000 His friend shot the bear and hit him.
00:27:16.000 So shot him in the wrist.
00:27:18.000 And then the bear ran out of that tent, ran into another tent, and he shot it in the other tent.
00:27:23.000 A 500 pound predatory black bear.
00:27:27.000 Just the power that that thing possesses is so beyond any of our comprehension.
00:27:34.000 Like when you see their bodies, you see a bear's body and you think of a 500-pound bear, just think of what a 500-pound dog could do to you, right?
00:27:43.000 Just think of that, right?
00:27:44.000 A 500-pound dog.
00:27:45.000 Then, have you ever seen like a baby bear wrestle a dog?
00:27:51.000 It's fucking hilarious.
00:27:54.000 It's like Habib Nurmagomedov wrestling your grandmother.
00:27:58.000 This bear just throws this fucking dog around like it ain't shit.
00:28:03.000 It's a little cub.
00:28:05.000 It's a little baby bear.
00:28:06.000 Look at this.
00:28:07.000 Oh my gosh.
00:28:08.000 Look, the dog keeps fucking with them.
00:28:11.000 The bear's way smaller than them.
00:28:12.000 The bear's like, alright bitch, you wanna get crazy?
00:28:15.000 Alright, let's get crazy.
00:28:16.000 So they start going to war.
00:28:18.000 And the bear whips him to the ground.
00:28:21.000 But the dog keeps fucking with him.
00:28:22.000 Look at this.
00:28:23.000 Boom!
00:28:23.000 Look at how he whips him around.
00:28:25.000 Wow.
00:28:25.000 Dude, he just throws him around.
00:28:27.000 He's way smaller than that dog.
00:28:29.000 And the dog's like, oh no, what have I done?
00:28:30.000 Look at this.
00:28:31.000 Boom, bitch!
00:28:32.000 Boom!
00:28:33.000 Side control.
00:28:34.000 Like, the bear can do shit the dog can't do.
00:28:36.000 The dog can only bite.
00:28:37.000 But that bear has ridiculous power in those arms.
00:28:40.000 Show that last 15 seconds again.
00:28:43.000 Look, he throws him.
00:28:44.000 He uses his hips.
00:28:46.000 Like, look, go back a little bit.
00:28:48.000 This bear is like a fucking judo champ.
00:28:51.000 Like, watch, this is like some Cairo Parisian shit.
00:28:54.000 Look, boom!
00:28:55.000 He just throws him around.
00:28:56.000 Boom!
00:28:58.000 Seriously.
00:28:59.000 Look at how he throws him around!
00:29:01.000 That bear, that's like Daniel Cormier, that bear.
00:29:04.000 He uses his hips, man.
00:29:06.000 Like, instinctively uses his hips.
00:29:08.000 Now, imagine one of those that's 500 pounds and wants to eat you.
00:29:13.000 Imagine what the fucking sheer terror of that would be.
00:29:18.000 So that's not a good explanation for why I like to do it, but I like to do it just because it's nature.
00:29:24.000 I think it's like a fucking vitamin.
00:29:26.000 I think it's like a battery.
00:29:28.000 I think it's like an experience that once you tap into it, just being out there in nature...
00:29:35.000 It makes you understand what life is better.
00:29:39.000 It makes you understand the world better.
00:29:40.000 It makes you understand just the fact that this is just some weird living patch that's on the surface of a planet.
00:29:49.000 I mean, all those things, like, need to get exposed to you in, like, chunks in order for you to really truly absorb it.
00:29:56.000 Like, you could see, like, Mount Everest or some shit.
00:29:59.000 You could see it in a video and you're like, wow, pretty cool.
00:30:02.000 But I don't think you're really seeing it.
00:30:05.000 I think that's bullshit.
00:30:06.000 I think you're just seeing it.
00:30:08.000 It's a flat image, a lifeless flat image.
00:30:12.000 But if you were there and you could take it all in and your eye understands the perspective and you get the immense nature of what you're in front of, this fucking insanely huge mountain, then I think you'll experience it.
00:30:27.000 Until you go there, I bet you don't feel it.
00:30:31.000 So I think that's the same with that, you know?
00:30:33.000 It's like seeing a band that you don't think is that awesome, but then you see them live and you're like, holy shit, man, they fucking killed it.
00:30:40.000 Like, Chicago rules, you know?
00:30:48.000 But one of my first nights when we first went camping, I was almost immediately aware of it.
00:30:56.000 I was like, wow, this is a totally different feeling out here.
00:31:00.000 When you're in a city, you feel like we're all kind of pretty relaxed.
00:31:06.000 This is where we live.
00:31:08.000 Hey, you want to meet for lunch?
00:31:10.000 Yeah, where do you want to go?
00:31:10.000 Let's go to that spot.
00:31:11.000 Okay, is it on Ventura?
00:31:12.000 Yeah, let's go.
00:31:13.000 You know, normal, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:31:16.000 There's nothing like that when you're in the woods.
00:31:17.000 When you're in the woods, everywhere you're walking, you're like, okay, is a bear over there?
00:31:21.000 No.
00:31:21.000 Is a mountain lion over here?
00:31:23.000 No.
00:31:23.000 Is a deer over there?
00:31:24.000 No.
00:31:25.000 Like, where are the life forms?
00:31:26.000 Where are the life forms?
00:31:27.000 Where's the ones that I want to eat?
00:31:28.000 And where's the ones that might want to eat me?
00:31:30.000 Where are these fucking things?
00:31:31.000 Is it stressful, though?
00:31:32.000 Dude, it's very stressful, but beautiful.
00:31:34.000 It's beautiful.
00:31:35.000 It's not stressful in that, like, you're not really worried constantly of bears.
00:31:39.000 Yeah.
00:31:40.000 But they're fucking real.
00:31:42.000 Like, bears aren't a myth.
00:31:43.000 They're real.
00:31:44.000 You know?
00:31:45.000 You're going to where they live.
00:31:49.000 Mountain lions are real.
00:31:51.000 They're real.
00:31:52.000 I mean, there's a giant fucking species.
00:31:55.000 It's a giant cat.
00:31:57.000 It's a 150-pound cat.
00:31:58.000 It lives in the forest.
00:32:00.000 It kills shit every day.
00:32:02.000 It's an expert at killing shit, and it's as big as you.
00:32:05.000 And if you run into it, you might be fucked.
00:32:07.000 You might not be.
00:32:08.000 But that was like some demon.
00:32:10.000 That was like some demon that got summoned here from another world.
00:32:15.000 And most of the time it only ate deer.
00:32:17.000 It only consumes deer to keep itself alive.
00:32:20.000 But every now and then, every now and then it snatches up a school child.
00:32:25.000 Just pulls a kid out of a fucking...
00:32:29.000 One of those little swing sets and hops over the fence with it before anybody can do anything.
00:32:33.000 Like, holy shit.
00:32:35.000 That happens, man.
00:32:37.000 There's this video I saw yesterday where this girl found this, like, baby bunny.
00:32:41.000 And she's like, oh my gosh, it's so cute.
00:32:43.000 And she's, like, petting it.
00:32:44.000 And she put it down.
00:32:45.000 And the second she puts it down, this bird just comes out of nowhere and picks it up.
00:32:48.000 Yeah, Hawk.
00:32:49.000 Hawk.
00:32:49.000 Hawk jacked it.
00:32:50.000 It's fucked up.
00:32:52.000 Did you see the one where they got the night vision of the owl flying in and jacking the hawk?
00:32:56.000 No.
00:32:57.000 We think it's a hawk.
00:32:58.000 We don't know what it is.
00:32:59.000 It might be a pigeon.
00:33:00.000 I don't know shit about birds.
00:33:02.000 People might be like, Joe Rogo thought that was a hawk.
00:33:04.000 So it's a night vision.
00:33:07.000 It's like a security cam.
00:33:08.000 And as the owl's flying in, you see its eyes closer and closer and closer.
00:33:12.000 And then BAM! Check this out.
00:33:15.000 Watch this.
00:33:17.000 Now look off in the distance.
00:33:18.000 See that?
00:33:18.000 Those are the eyes.
00:33:19.000 Oh, wow.
00:33:20.000 Watch it come in.
00:33:21.000 Look at this dude.
00:33:22.000 Wow.
00:33:23.000 Watch this.
00:33:25.000 Boom!
00:33:26.000 Holy shit!
00:33:27.000 Now, what kind of bird is that?
00:33:28.000 Look at its face.
00:33:29.000 It kind of looks like a raptor, right?
00:33:32.000 Or a falcon, right?
00:33:34.000 You know what, though?
00:33:35.000 It might just be because it's night vision.
00:33:37.000 It doesn't have that big of a beak.
00:33:39.000 What do you think it is, Jamie?
00:33:40.000 Yeah, maybe some sort of hawk or something like that.
00:33:45.000 It seems like a, yeah, it seems like a raptor, right?
00:33:47.000 Like right there.
00:33:48.000 That looks like a murderous little bird.
00:33:50.000 So he got murdered by another murderer.
00:33:53.000 Those eyes are freaky.
00:33:55.000 But watch how he gets them, too.
00:33:56.000 He kicks them.
00:33:57.000 He gets low.
00:33:57.000 Bam!
00:33:58.000 That's so crazy.
00:33:59.000 Dude, the power that those things have in their jaws, or in their claws, rather.
00:34:03.000 I mean, I don't think there's a way you could ever understand what it would be like to have a giant hand.
00:34:10.000 Like, it's probably as strong as, like, a person's hand.
00:34:13.000 And it's underneath the bird, and it's got knives on the end of it.
00:34:16.000 And they just...
00:34:17.000 Imagine if you had some big-ass Freddy Krueger claws, and that's what you'd do, just grab things and squish them, punch through them.
00:34:26.000 Dude.
00:34:27.000 I mean, think about how fucking bananas flying raptors are.
00:34:33.000 They're just big enough where they can't kill us.
00:34:36.000 Just big enough.
00:34:38.000 Just a little too small.
00:34:40.000 Just a little too small to kill us.
00:34:42.000 But if eagles could kill us, like if eagles were like the size of buses, we'd be fucksville.
00:34:47.000 We would have never invented the wheel.
00:34:49.000 They would have just jacked us into extinction.
00:34:52.000 We would be hiding in little holes in the fucking hills.
00:34:56.000 Would try to find anti-eagle technology.
00:34:59.000 That would be our number one concern.
00:35:01.000 How to kill the eagles.
00:35:02.000 Dude, that's a dragon.
00:35:04.000 Eagle's a dragon.
00:35:06.000 Who knows, man?
00:35:06.000 Maybe there were bigger raptors, and they killed them off.
00:35:09.000 Holy shit, there was.
00:35:11.000 There was one from New Zealand.
00:35:13.000 There was that...
00:35:14.000 We've talked about this...
00:35:15.000 I feel like fairly recently I read something about this, and I might have brought it up.
00:35:18.000 But there was a rat...
00:35:19.000 Yeah, we did.
00:35:20.000 There's an eagle in New Zealand.
00:35:22.000 I think it's called the Haas Eagle or something like that.
00:35:24.000 But it was fucking enormous, and people killed it off.
00:35:29.000 And it lived in New Zealand.
00:35:31.000 I think it had something ridiculous, like a 14-foot wingspan.
00:35:34.000 Wow.
00:35:35.000 And they do think that it's entirely possible to think this thing killed people.
00:35:40.000 That's one of the reasons why the New Zealand people killed it off.
00:35:43.000 Because it was like in the 1400s or some shit that they killed it off.
00:35:46.000 You find anything on it?
00:35:48.000 Yeah, they think that there's a video of a golden eagle snatching a kid.
00:35:52.000 That's fake.
00:35:53.000 I know it was fake, but they were thinking it was one of those eagles.
00:35:56.000 People weren't sure if it was fake or not.
00:35:58.000 Oh, so when people weren't sure it was fake, they thought maybe there's like a few of those things still left in the wild?
00:36:03.000 Huh.
00:36:04.000 But it's in New Zealand, right?
00:36:06.000 Was that video from New Zealand too?
00:36:07.000 No, this is like a debunking video on National Geographic about it.
00:36:10.000 But it talks about those eagles.
00:36:12.000 I'm trying to find some stats on it.
00:36:13.000 Speaking of debunking, did you hear all the crazy shit that's going on with the Snopes?
00:36:18.000 What?
00:36:18.000 You know, that website Snopes, you're always thinking, well, this is a really reasonable website, and for sure, if I go to them, they'll have the answer.
00:36:26.000 The people who own it are fucking freaks, man.
00:36:29.000 Well, for sure.
00:36:30.000 Do you know the story?
00:36:31.000 No, I don't know the story, but I can guess there.
00:36:32.000 One guy left his wife and married a porn star, who is also an escort, an online escort.
00:36:40.000 What's her name?
00:36:41.000 I don't know, dude.
00:36:42.000 This is...
00:36:43.000 The guy apparently just divorced his wife and started bawling out of control.
00:36:48.000 He got a bunch of cash and decided to marry this gal.
00:36:54.000 But there's also some anti-Bush stuff about this too.
00:36:59.000 It's like someone in that group was involved in...
00:37:04.000 Some anti-Republican fundraising type activity or something along those lines, right?
00:37:10.000 Wasn't it?
00:37:10.000 Young Jamie?
00:37:12.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:37:13.000 What does it say?
00:37:14.000 I'm looking at...
00:37:14.000 Anyway, point is, these are just people.
00:37:18.000 Like, everybody's been saying that there's this Democratic lean towards the truth, like editorializing the truth on some of those sites, like Snopes, like everything.
00:37:25.000 How much of this is...
00:37:26.000 Are you absolutely sure?
00:37:29.000 You've done a little bit of research and come to your own conclusions.
00:37:32.000 How vetted is this stuff?
00:37:35.000 Who's in charge?
00:37:36.000 And then you find out, well, this is the people in charge.
00:37:37.000 These people are just freaks, balling out of control, marrying hookers.
00:37:42.000 Did they find this out when the Facebook fake news thing happened?
00:37:46.000 Yes, because those people were part of the team that was supposed to clean up the fake news.
00:37:52.000 And then there's a new thing that was supposed to be out today as a new tool that they think is going to be able to figure out fake news.
00:37:59.000 We're fucked.
00:38:01.000 It's awful.
00:38:02.000 We're fucked, folks.
00:38:03.000 People can just make shit up.
00:38:05.000 Did you see that?
00:38:06.000 Crazy times.
00:38:07.000 Adobe released Photoshop for sound.
00:38:10.000 I don't know if you saw this video.
00:38:11.000 Photoshop for sound.
00:38:12.000 But what it can do is it can take like you can just say one sentence like I love tacos.
00:38:18.000 Oh, we showed that we talked about Yeah, I didn't have a good clip to find it because it didn't come up at the right time But we had a pretty decent clip.
00:38:24.000 There was one we showed a sentence that was pieced together from other stuff.
00:38:27.000 Yeah, man Do you think that's been available before they've announced this to the public on this big giant announcement party?
00:38:34.000 Oh, yeah!
00:38:35.000 I would imagine that that's the kind of technology that it would take a long time to work on.
00:38:39.000 But are you saying, like, is it being used by nefarious sources?
00:38:43.000 I didn't say nefarious, but I mean...
00:38:44.000 It's not there yet.
00:38:45.000 You know what I think about all that stuff, that kind of thinking?
00:38:48.000 I think that technology is improving so quickly.
00:38:52.000 And I don't necessarily think that the people who are working for the U.S. government are the ones that are 100% in control of the information that gets released.
00:39:02.000 Like, these people that are constantly innovating and creating all these new products and these new technologies, they're not all working for the government.
00:39:09.000 They're just not, right?
00:39:14.000 Probably not today.
00:39:15.000 No, today I think it's a fucking river filled with salmon that are covered in baby oil.
00:39:21.000 And you can't grab one of these motherfuckers.
00:39:23.000 And they're, whoa, they're flying by you.
00:39:25.000 That's what I think.
00:39:26.000 I think shit's changing so quick, so fast, that that's why all these leaks and all these different things that pertain to elections and changing people's ideas are happening so quickly.
00:39:37.000 Like, I don't even know if we understand how nutty this is while it's happening to us.
00:39:43.000 Is it the new tool to visualize how fake news is spread?
00:39:47.000 Oh, the tool to visualize how it's spread.
00:39:50.000 Yeah, it's spread to Republicans.
00:39:52.000 You know what it is.
00:39:52.000 It's like South Park.
00:39:53.000 They retweet stuff.
00:39:54.000 They don't vet.
00:39:55.000 So do Democrats, too.
00:39:57.000 Everybody does it.
00:39:58.000 But it's like there was an article recently that said that people who are conservative are much more likely to be fooled by fake news.
00:40:07.000 But it was probably written by a liberal.
00:40:09.000 So who the fuck knows?
00:40:10.000 Is it weird to you that Alex Jones seems like he's blown the fuck up in the last couple years?
00:40:14.000 He's blown the fuck up.
00:40:15.000 It's not weird.
00:40:15.000 It's a fact.
00:40:17.000 Like, my mom knows who Alex Jones is now.
00:40:19.000 It's weird.
00:40:20.000 People think that I'm somehow ducking him, that I don't want to have him on my podcast.
00:40:24.000 I would love to have Alex on my podcast.
00:40:25.000 People don't know.
00:40:26.000 Like, I have a very good relationship with Alex Jones.
00:40:29.000 I love him.
00:40:29.000 He's my friend.
00:40:31.000 I hug him every time I see him.
00:40:32.000 I'm happy to see him.
00:40:33.000 I like that guy a lot.
00:40:35.000 And he's crazy.
00:40:37.000 He's not all crazy, but he's crazy.
00:40:38.000 But he's a good guy.
00:40:40.000 I'm telling you.
00:40:41.000 Alex Jones is a great fucking guy.
00:40:43.000 He stresses, though.
00:40:44.000 Oh, yeah.
00:40:44.000 He freaks.
00:40:45.000 He freaks.
00:40:46.000 You know, he needs a guy like me right next to him all the time.
00:40:49.000 That's what he needs.
00:40:49.000 Like, Alex Jones needs someone to go, Alex, are you sure that the elites are going to kill everybody off so they can live forever?
00:40:56.000 Are you fucking sure?
00:40:57.000 Because if you're not sure, you've got to stop saying it.
00:40:59.000 You know, he needs someone that's right there.
00:41:02.000 Like, I really think the problem with, like, conspiracy theories is they feel so good.
00:41:08.000 They feel great.
00:41:10.000 Like, when you think you really have footage of the Loch Ness Monster, holy shit, you feel good.
00:41:15.000 It doesn't matter if nobody wants to blow me.
00:41:17.000 When I get to work, I'm gonna rock the world, you know?
00:41:21.000 I think people who are constantly searching for conspiracies everywhere you go, like, man, like, talk about being, like, sucked into the plot.
00:41:31.000 Like, that's all you're concentrating on?
00:41:33.000 Is people who are lying and conspiring to make money or kill half the population or whatever the fuck it is they're doing?
00:41:41.000 What?
00:41:42.000 Are you sure?
00:41:43.000 This is an attractive thought pattern.
00:41:46.000 That's the problem with these goddamn conspiracies.
00:41:48.000 There are attractive thought patterns that mimic real problem solving that could benefit you in real life.
00:41:58.000 So instead of actually paying attention to your real life, you get sucked into this idea of you being the one who's going to figure out who killed JFK. And you ride that fucking thing 12 hours a day, all day long.
00:42:11.000 And after a while, are you a researcher?
00:42:14.000 Or are you just a dude who's gone crazy paying attention to the JFK assassination?
00:42:19.000 Which one are you?
00:42:21.000 You gotta be careful because this feeling that you get when you chase down secrets and conspiracies, the government, the Illuminati, we're gonna expose this man!
00:42:32.000 It gives extra and exaggerated meaning to your time.
00:42:38.000 And anything that gives extra and exaggerated meaning to your time should be closely considered as to whether or not it's beneficial.
00:42:46.000 If something gives you extra and exaggerated feelings, you gotta go, well, is this love?
00:42:52.000 Is this a hot girl I like to fuck?
00:42:55.000 Is it a fun sport that I picked up that now I'm addicted to?
00:42:59.000 How much of this is good?
00:43:01.000 How much of this is chemtrails?
00:43:04.000 How much of this is just you spending a lot of time on something that turns out to be total nonsense?
00:43:11.000 How much?
00:43:11.000 I like micro-conspiracies way better, like little things, like if you get a value meal at McDonald's, it's more expensive than if you buy all three things separately and stuff like that.
00:43:23.000 That's true, too.
00:43:26.000 If you get a value meal at McDonald's, it's more expensive than if you put all the things together.
00:43:31.000 Really?
00:43:33.000 But those kind of conspiracies...
00:43:34.000 You just broke that.
00:43:35.000 You broke that story.
00:43:37.000 It's gonna be giant.
00:43:38.000 Those kind of conspiracies to me are way funnier.
00:43:41.000 But that's not a conspiracy.
00:43:42.000 You can prove it easier.
00:43:43.000 Right, but that's not a conspiracy.
00:43:45.000 Conspiracy is like...
00:43:46.000 Why are they doing it?
00:43:47.000 What?
00:43:47.000 Why are they doing that?
00:43:48.000 Do they know about it?
00:43:51.000 There must be some incentive to get people, when you get it as a package, What I would say is if there's a meal package that's less money, it might still be more money than they would have spent if they didn't go for the meal package.
00:44:07.000 So they might only get one thing.
00:44:09.000 They might only get a burger and maybe only get a drink.
00:44:12.000 But if you offer some things in a package, a lot of times people are going to gravitate towards that package.
00:44:17.000 You're saying that it's a way to upsell.
00:44:19.000 Yeah.
00:44:19.000 So even though it might cost less to buy it as a package, they still might be spending more than they would have spent if they didn't buy the package because they might have just got a cheeseburger by itself.
00:44:28.000 Oh, that's totally legit.
00:44:29.000 Yeah.
00:44:30.000 And it's 41 cents.
00:44:31.000 Dude, I'm like a marketing expert, son.
00:44:33.000 That was awesome.
00:44:33.000 And they add the 41 cents.
00:44:35.000 That's like buying the extended warranty.
00:44:37.000 I don't think you need that.
00:44:40.000 McDonald's sued because extra value meal is 41 cents more.
00:44:46.000 Wow, I wonder how much they're going to spend on legal fees on that conundrum.
00:44:50.000 How could you get sued for that?
00:44:51.000 Unless you said.
00:44:52.000 I mean, the fucking price is on the wall, you dumb cunt.
00:44:56.000 Because it's called extra value meal, meaning values.
00:44:58.000 So what?
00:44:59.000 It's kind of false advertising a little, I guess.
00:45:01.000 But is it?
00:45:02.000 I guess.
00:45:03.000 Fraud.
00:45:03.000 It's kind of fraud-y.
00:45:14.000 Huh.
00:45:21.000 I love that McDonald's exists, but it should be illegal.
00:45:24.000 Why?
00:45:25.000 It's fucking barely food.
00:45:26.000 Man, I had it the other day.
00:45:27.000 It's fucking great.
00:45:29.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:45:30.000 I know too, man.
00:45:32.000 Every now and then I'll stop on the way home and get a filet of fish.
00:45:34.000 Oh, the fries though.
00:45:36.000 The fries.
00:45:36.000 See, I don't fuck with fries.
00:45:38.000 Not that much.
00:45:39.000 A little bit here and there.
00:45:40.000 But they don't get me.
00:45:42.000 Those Filet-O-Fishes get me.
00:45:43.000 Filet-O-Fish.
00:45:44.000 Fresh.
00:45:45.000 You have to have a fresh one.
00:45:46.000 But I made the mistake before I ate the last one.
00:45:49.000 Watching a fucking documentary on how they prepare those fish cakes that you buy.
00:45:55.000 Fucking Jesus Christ.
00:45:57.000 See how they treat all the fish with chemicals.
00:45:59.000 They remove all the smell.
00:46:01.000 That's why when you eat Filet-O-Fish, they never fucking smell.
00:46:05.000 They don't smell.
00:46:08.000 Dude, you ever catch a fish and cook it later in the day?
00:46:13.000 If you wait too long, it starts to stink, especially if it's in the sun.
00:46:17.000 You've got to be careful with fish.
00:46:19.000 Fish is way different than any other food in that the closest proximity you have to that thing being caught and then killed, and then you eat it.
00:46:28.000 The closer those are together, it makes a giant impact on the way it tastes.
00:46:33.000 So they figured out some weird way to treat all this stuff, and I was watching them do it.
00:46:38.000 They kill so many fish!
00:46:41.000 Dude, it's crazy.
00:46:43.000 If you watch one of them Filet-O-Fish factory places, and you see the fish just being poured in, you just want to go, stop!
00:46:50.000 Stop!
00:46:51.000 Stop!
00:46:52.000 Stop it!
00:46:53.000 It's like a mass murder.
00:46:54.000 You can't take any more fish!
00:46:55.000 There's not going to be any more fish!
00:46:57.000 Oh my god, what are they doing?
00:46:59.000 That's hilarious.
00:46:59.000 Dude, it's crazy.
00:47:01.000 They just have trucks.
00:47:02.000 They're backing up.
00:47:02.000 Beep, beep, beep.
00:47:04.000 Dumping gigantic piles of fish in there.
00:47:08.000 Well, think about chickens, man.
00:47:09.000 You go to Boston Market, I just got a half a chicken.
00:47:13.000 Like that.
00:47:13.000 Yeah, and that's half a life I just ate.
00:47:15.000 Yeah, and it was alive probably just a month ago.
00:47:18.000 Yeah, and that...
00:47:20.000 That's so much chicken.
00:47:21.000 So much chicken.
00:47:22.000 How many people are there before you?
00:47:23.000 That's why the simulation theory thing makes more sense because there's no way there's that much chicken.
00:47:29.000 Here's what's going on.
00:47:30.000 We have decided that we operate better and calmer in gigantic groups.
00:47:35.000 And even though there's more stress, I mean by better and calmer as a civilization.
00:47:41.000 Like there's more beep beep honk honk fuck you maybe more murder maybe more crime because everybody's jammed on top of each other so you're gonna have a bunch of like errant behavior no matter what you do but the only way we can do that is if we are not involved at all in the production of food so the production of food is kind of taken away from people because we all together if we lived in a neighborhood right say if I live near you And Joey's up the street,
00:48:08.000 and Bert's up the street, and we all decide.
00:48:10.000 It's like a co-op.
00:48:13.000 We're gonna grow our own food.
00:48:15.000 I mean, people have done that before.
00:48:16.000 Hippies do that shit all the time.
00:48:17.000 They love to do it.
00:48:19.000 If we had them all stacked on top of each other and fucked up like that, we'd be like, hey guys, what are we doing?
00:48:23.000 This is fucked up.
00:48:25.000 These chickens aren't even...
00:48:26.000 They're never alive.
00:48:28.000 We're just treating them like shit until we kill them.
00:48:31.000 That seems kind of fucked up, right?
00:48:32.000 I guarantee we'd all agree.
00:48:34.000 We'd all be like, yeah.
00:48:35.000 Alright, how do we do this better?
00:48:36.000 We need more space.
00:48:38.000 We need to treat them more humanely.
00:48:40.000 They need an omnivorous diet.
00:48:41.000 They need to be able to free range and roam around and be like a real chicken until the end comes.
00:48:47.000 So it's not like a life of torture and then death.
00:48:50.000 It's just life and then death.
00:48:52.000 So you eliminate, by using your intellect, you eliminate that torture.
00:48:56.000 But the thing is, we don't encounter it, man.
00:48:58.000 You know?
00:48:59.000 Have you ever been to a slaughterhouse?
00:49:01.000 No, I would definitely...
00:49:03.000 Maybe I have.
00:49:04.000 Maybe a cow.
00:49:05.000 No.
00:49:06.000 No, I haven't.
00:49:07.000 No, I went to a place where they milk a farm, but...
00:49:10.000 Yeah, that's even rough, man.
00:49:11.000 You watch those cows jammed up against those metal bars, and then they're yanking on their tits like, oh.
00:49:18.000 Yeah.
00:49:18.000 This is a...
00:49:19.000 It's all weird, man.
00:49:21.000 It's all weird because we don't see it.
00:49:22.000 Like, we just go get milk.
00:49:24.000 That's the fucked up part.
00:49:25.000 We've created these systems.
00:49:27.000 And go get milk is not nearly as fucking weird as go get a cheeseburger at McDonald's.
00:49:32.000 Because go get a cheeseburger, it's like, they've done all the work.
00:49:34.000 They grew the cow, they killed the cow, they chopped it up, they ground it up, they cooked it, they put it on a bun, they wrapped that bun in paper, they gave it to you, and it took a couple of seconds.
00:49:44.000 I mean, you can go to a McDonald's right now, you pull up that drive-thru, you get a juicy ass quarter pounder with cheese, ooh, and it'll be in your fat fucking greasy mouth in three minutes.
00:49:56.000 That's amazing!
00:49:57.000 The only way that can happen is if you're not involved in the process.
00:50:01.000 It's the only way it can happen.
00:50:03.000 We gotta kill a lot of fucking cows to do that.
00:50:06.000 We can't all be like everybody who eats cow be out there killing cows.
00:50:10.000 We wouldn't get shit done.
00:50:11.000 There would be no insurance companies.
00:50:13.000 There would be no video games that ever get developed.
00:50:16.000 We wouldn't have time.
00:50:17.000 We'd be out there fucking mowing fields and shit.
00:50:20.000 We'd be out there shooting cows in the head and hanging them up by their ankles.
00:50:23.000 Fake food's on the way very soon, I think.
00:50:26.000 I mean, especially since recently, they've had a lot of good breakthroughs from, like, growing food.
00:50:31.000 Oh, yeah, that's 100% gonna happen.
00:50:33.000 And once that happens, it's gonna be interesting to see if they just, like, have, like, one year of, like, last year to have real cow and slaughter them all and just keep, like, one cow per county or something.
00:50:42.000 They'll do it PETA style.
00:50:43.000 Yeah.
00:50:43.000 Like, you know how PETA kills a lot of cats and dogs?
00:50:46.000 I tell people that and they go, what?
00:50:48.000 Yeah, PETA euthanizes a lot of cats and dogs, unfortunately.
00:50:52.000 They say they don't have the money to keep them alive, which is high irony in a way.
00:50:59.000 Is that the ethical treatment of animals, to kill them?
00:51:02.000 There's no way.
00:51:03.000 They have no-kill animal shelters in L.A. where they don't kill the animals.
00:51:08.000 They take them in, they try to find them home.
00:51:09.000 Like Squeaky, remember my dog Squeaky?
00:51:11.000 She was in there for like...
00:51:12.000 Six months or something crazy and Callan found her and then I adopted her But, yeah, I don't know, man.
00:51:22.000 I think our relationship to life itself, going back to what you were asking me about the forest, our relationship to life itself is very disjointed.
00:51:31.000 I think we were raised by people who were brainwashed by the 1960s and 1970s media and movies and TV shows and whatever they learned from their parents.
00:51:43.000 You got to think of who their parents were.
00:51:44.000 Their parents were fucking immigrants, man.
00:51:47.000 I mean, my grandparents came straight from the boat.
00:51:50.000 All of them.
00:51:51.000 All of them on my mom's side.
00:51:54.000 All of them on my father's side.
00:51:56.000 My father's side half from Ireland.
00:51:58.000 The grandfather was from Ireland.
00:52:00.000 Grandmother was from Italy.
00:52:01.000 Everybody else, Italy.
00:52:02.000 They all came over here.
00:52:04.000 On a boat.
00:52:05.000 They all just took a fucking chance.
00:52:07.000 They didn't know shit, dude.
00:52:09.000 And there's no way they would have prepared you for the internet.
00:52:12.000 They just didn't know.
00:52:13.000 So it's like with every passing generation, we become more and more aware of how weird this thing is.
00:52:19.000 Which is why you can't have a movie with Robert De Niro sucking on Juliette Lewis's tits.
00:52:25.000 You can't do that today, right?
00:52:27.000 I don't think so.
00:52:28.000 No, back then you could do it because they didn't know any better.
00:52:31.000 I mean, literally didn't know any better.
00:52:33.000 You know, like when people talk about like Roman Palamski, Roman Palamski, what he did, he had sex with like a 13-year-old girl and he drugged her and all that shit.
00:52:42.000 There's never an excuse for that, right?
00:52:44.000 He's a piece of shit for sure for doing that, right?
00:52:48.000 But during that time, like way back then, I bet...
00:52:55.000 I bet that was way more common than we would like to believe.
00:52:58.000 Marlon Brando.
00:52:59.000 Yeah.
00:53:00.000 You know, that shit that just recently came out, how that was supposedly a real rape scene in that movie Last Tango something.
00:53:07.000 I don't know.
00:53:08.000 Right.
00:53:08.000 How old was that girl?
00:53:10.000 Uh...
00:53:12.000 I don't know.
00:53:12.000 She was like 17 or 18, like she wasn't told that she was gonna do that, they just did it to her?
00:53:17.000 Yeah.
00:53:17.000 Yeah.
00:53:18.000 What the fuck, man?
00:53:20.000 It's a different world back then.
00:53:22.000 We've talked about this a couple times, about how, go to those 1950s movies, men always hit women.
00:53:28.000 They fucking hit him all the time.
00:53:29.000 Sean Connery, you remember that interview he did?
00:53:31.000 Oh, yeah.
00:53:32.000 That's one of my favorite interviews ever.
00:53:34.000 We played that recently.
00:53:35.000 Oh, really?
00:53:36.000 Yeah.
00:53:36.000 With Barbara Walters.
00:53:38.000 If you haven't heard it, folks, you should go listen to it on YouTube because it's Barbara Walters.
00:53:43.000 She thinks she has him.
00:53:44.000 That's one of the interesting things about it is that she brings up that he has said that sometimes it's okay to hit a woman, and she sticks it to him like, you know, get out of this one.
00:53:55.000 And he says, well...
00:53:57.000 I believe sometimes it's good to hit one.
00:54:01.000 They just push it and push it and they don't know when to let it go.
00:54:05.000 And then sometimes you have to use the back of your hand.
00:54:10.000 And you can see the horror in Barbara Walter's face.
00:54:14.000 She was in the last tango in Paris.
00:54:17.000 Brando was 48 and she was 19. Wow.
00:54:21.000 And so they did that to her without her having any idea that she was going to do it.
00:54:25.000 That was the scene.
00:54:27.000 Yeah.
00:54:30.000 Man.
00:54:31.000 They didn't have her consent.
00:54:33.000 It wasn't in scripts or something like that.
00:54:36.000 He said that he didn't regret filming the scene without Schneider's consent, but admitted to feeling guilty.
00:54:42.000 Huh.
00:54:43.000 Wow.
00:54:43.000 48. Brando.
00:54:45.000 She was 19. That's great.
00:54:47.000 Brando was a freak, huh?
00:54:48.000 Yeah.
00:54:49.000 What a strange guy.
00:54:50.000 Remember when he got giant?
00:54:51.000 He just got enormous.
00:54:53.000 And apparently that was why they filmed him in Apocalypse Now, like they always filmed him in the dark.
00:54:57.000 He just got so big!
00:54:59.000 Yeah.
00:55:00.000 Just a crazy fucker.
00:55:02.000 You know, when you think about trying to figure out what life is about, like now as an adult, we're the poor fools that will be looked upon by our grandchildren like fools.
00:55:15.000 Like when our grandchildren are our age and they talk about, you know, How fucking goofy our world was that we lived in.
00:55:24.000 No wonder why we elected Trump.
00:55:26.000 No wonder why we still have this ridiculous electoral college system and we still have representative democracy.
00:55:33.000 You still can't vote online.
00:55:35.000 No wonder why pot is still illegal in most of the country.
00:55:39.000 No wonder why private prisons are filled with people in jail for ridiculous shit and people are profiting off it.
00:55:46.000 No wonder why.
00:55:46.000 They didn't get it yet.
00:55:47.000 They were so close.
00:55:49.000 We're looking back on the people that owned slaves, and we're going, how did they do that?
00:55:54.000 How could that have happened?
00:55:56.000 How could the United States have been founded by slave labor?
00:55:59.000 How could these people have brought these people from Africa?
00:56:02.000 How could they have beaten them and tortured them and cut their feet off if they tried to flee?
00:56:07.000 But they did.
00:56:09.000 And this is going to be the same thing people say of us when they look back on us.
00:56:14.000 They're going to go, oh my god, they had to kill animals to get meat, dude.
00:56:18.000 They didn't even get meat from the meat science.
00:56:21.000 There's no meat science.
00:56:22.000 They didn't have a meat science company.
00:56:24.000 They just got to shoot things with sticks.
00:56:29.000 They haven't figured out Asians were robots yet.
00:56:32.000 I think they're aliens.
00:56:35.000 My girlfriend doesn't have a, you know, where you pound on the knee and it...
00:56:39.000 Reflex?
00:56:40.000 Reflex?
00:56:40.000 Like three people have tried it on her knee?
00:56:42.000 It's because when she's around you, she's numb.
00:56:48.000 But three people have tried.
00:56:49.000 Well, my thought was, I feel like if you had to pick one ethnicity that excels in science and mathematics, I always go with Asian.
00:57:03.000 Is that racist in a positive way?
00:57:06.000 Because if it is, I'm positively racist towards Asians.
00:57:09.000 I just think there's a great deal of them that are really good at science and mathematics.
00:57:14.000 And if they're aliens, they probably just crashed here because they were driving their UFO. My thought was that when the Anunnaki came down here and they kidnapped the monkeys and they turned them into people, they had probably like varying doses.
00:57:30.000 You know, like my people didn't get, like the Italians didn't get a very good dose of alien.
00:57:34.000 It's like mostly monkey, some alien.
00:57:37.000 You think they just used one kind of monkey?
00:57:38.000 It's multiple kinds of monkeys.
00:57:40.000 Maybe.
00:57:41.000 It's possible, too.
00:57:42.000 Also, where were all the hominids?
00:57:45.000 Were they all in one little forest, the ones that became people?
00:57:48.000 Or was there similar things happening in several spots all throughout the world, like a lot of other animals, like birds?
00:57:54.000 Think about how many different birds there are.
00:57:56.000 There are different birds all over the fucking planet, right?
00:57:59.000 Why would we assume that the only place is...
00:58:03.000 That we...
00:58:03.000 Well, that doesn't make any sense.
00:58:05.000 We actually kind of know where the monkeys are from.
00:58:07.000 Yeah, the uncontacted Amazon tribe.
00:58:09.000 This is really recent.
00:58:11.000 They have these pictures of these people.
00:58:14.000 These fucking people, man, are living right now.
00:58:18.000 There's something fucked up about going in there and taking pictures.
00:58:22.000 It's really...
00:58:22.000 I get that everybody wants to see it, but you're going to ruin this.
00:58:28.000 Like, this is incredible.
00:58:30.000 And I know it's important.
00:58:31.000 It's a total catch-22, because I know it's important to document.
00:58:34.000 It's very important to document.
00:58:36.000 But it's also, this is an amazing thing that exists right now.
00:58:42.000 You could peer into the past.
00:58:43.000 These people are literally living.
00:58:45.000 That guy has a homemade bow and arrow, and you can see his cack.
00:58:49.000 He's got little arrows strapped to his hip.
00:58:53.000 He's got a leaf over his dick, and that guy's pointing at bow and arrow at this drone or whatever the hell it is that's taking these photos.
00:59:00.000 I wonder what they smell like.
00:59:01.000 Dude, they don't know what's going on, man.
00:59:03.000 They're freaking out.
00:59:03.000 This is crazy.
00:59:05.000 Like, look at that look on that guy's face.
00:59:07.000 He doesn't even know what he's seeing.
00:59:09.000 This is an uncontacted tribe, man.
00:59:12.000 Like, as they go deeper and deeper into the Amazon, they find pockets of prehistoric people.
00:59:18.000 They don't have any...
00:59:19.000 They don't have any contact with the outside world.
00:59:21.000 They're not wearing t-shirts.
00:59:22.000 They're not wearing Adidas.
00:59:24.000 They don't have any plastic.
00:59:26.000 These fucking people are living just like people lived 30,000 years ago there.
00:59:32.000 That's amazing.
00:59:36.000 You know, man, to be able to...
00:59:39.000 This is such a rare moment.
00:59:40.000 If they could figure out a way...
00:59:42.000 To visit these people.
00:59:44.000 Like have them accept you.
00:59:46.000 You would have to actually be one of them.
00:59:49.000 To really find out what they're like, like unaffected.
00:59:53.000 You would almost have to be one of them.
00:59:55.000 What you'd have to do is, you'd have to take one of them, kidnap them, copy their brain onto a robot that looked like them, send that robot in to talk to the pygmies or to the tribe people.
01:00:06.000 What if you just came in there with a bunch of dead meat, though?
01:00:09.000 You're just holding up meat, walking slowly, going, here, here, here, and putting it down.
01:00:13.000 Then they're like, oh, he's giving us meat.
01:00:15.000 See, the thing about these hunter-gatherer tribes like this...
01:00:18.000 Is they need to get food every day.
01:00:20.000 Like, if you give them meat, they'll be super happy.
01:00:22.000 But it's not like if I gave you a side of beef, you'd be like, wow, I'll put this in the freezer.
01:00:27.000 Like, that meat is not going to last.
01:00:30.000 Like, no matter what.
01:00:32.000 It's just not going to.
01:00:33.000 They're in the jungle.
01:00:35.000 It gets funky in an hour.
01:00:36.000 Bunch of Twinkies, then.
01:00:38.000 They gotta hunt every day, dude.
01:00:40.000 My friend Steve Rinella went to this place in, fuck, was it Bornea?
01:00:46.000 Bolivia.
01:00:47.000 He went to Bolivia and he hung out with these tribal people in Bolivia in the woods with them.
01:00:53.000 He said it was nuts.
01:00:54.000 They don't wear shoes.
01:00:55.000 Their feet are like thick with calluses and they're splayed out.
01:00:59.000 Their toes are splayed out.
01:01:00.000 Their feet don't look anything like ours because they never wear shoes.
01:01:03.000 And they gave these guys some shoes like, hey, you know, as a gift.
01:01:07.000 They put them on and they're like, what the fuck is this?
01:01:09.000 They didn't want them.
01:01:10.000 Like, their feet have gotten so calloused.
01:01:13.000 Are they Yeezys?
01:01:13.000 They don't have Yeezys, brother.
01:01:15.000 They don't have anything.
01:01:16.000 Sorry, Jamie.
01:01:17.000 Didn't make any sense.
01:01:19.000 They didn't want them.
01:01:20.000 Right.
01:01:21.000 But they gave these people boots, Brian.
01:01:23.000 Boots.
01:01:24.000 That you would wear if you lived in the jungle.
01:01:26.000 They didn't want to have nothing to do with it.
01:01:27.000 I guess if you just walk around all the time, your feet will get so hard that you could walk on anything.
01:01:35.000 Have you seen that guy's feet that like walked across the country?
01:01:38.000 Which country?
01:01:39.000 This country.
01:01:40.000 Really?
01:01:40.000 Barefoot?
01:01:41.000 Yeah.
01:01:41.000 United States of America?
01:01:43.000 He's doing it right now, actually, I think, for the third time.
01:01:44.000 Barefoot?
01:01:45.000 Yeah.
01:01:45.000 Sounds like a bad idea.
01:01:47.000 Well, there was that one guy that was on that dual survival show, and that was his shtick.
01:01:51.000 It was that he walks barefoot everywhere.
01:01:52.000 You never know, man, when the shoe store's gonna run out of shoes.
01:01:55.000 Imagine, though, if you lived your whole life like an asshole walking outside barefoot, and then the day you die, you're like, God damn it, they still have shoes.
01:02:02.000 And then, boom, and it ends.
01:02:03.000 Are you mostly barefoot around your house?
01:02:05.000 Yeah, I'm barefoot all the time.
01:02:06.000 Me too.
01:02:07.000 What is that?
01:02:07.000 That's his feet?
01:02:08.000 Yeah.
01:02:09.000 That's my feet.
01:02:10.000 That doesn't look that bad.
01:02:11.000 Yeah, it looks like...
01:02:12.000 That's a woman, dude.
01:02:14.000 Oh, God.
01:02:15.000 Is this your personal collection?
01:02:17.000 Are you sure?
01:02:18.000 Yeah, let's look.
01:02:19.000 That's his name?
01:02:20.000 Yeah, it says Mark Bombers.
01:02:22.000 Why does that look like a woman in that photo?
01:02:23.000 He's got long hair.
01:02:24.000 I don't know.
01:02:24.000 Oh, is that a hippie thing?
01:02:26.000 Yeah.
01:02:26.000 Did I just, uh...
01:02:28.000 Did I do what Grandpa does?
01:02:30.000 After his 46th day of walking barefoot.
01:02:32.000 It's only 46 days, though.
01:02:34.000 Oh, that's when they've just started out doing it.
01:02:36.000 He hasn't been doing it for, like, years or anything.
01:02:38.000 I would imagine more cuts and stuff.
01:02:40.000 It doesn't seem like a good idea.
01:02:42.000 Well, it seems like you definitely would get some infections and shit in the beginning.
01:02:46.000 It seems like mental illness is what the guy has.
01:02:49.000 I think it's one of those things where you just gotta do it over and over and over again.
01:02:53.000 Do it slowly, and then have it build up.
01:02:56.000 Go to see if you find that dual survivor's feet.
01:02:58.000 Because he used to walk on the show everywhere, in the jungle, stepping on twigs and shit, barefoot.
01:03:04.000 His feet were way more disgusting than that guy's.
01:03:06.000 His feet were like werewolf feet.
01:03:08.000 They're just like, oh, Jesus.
01:03:10.000 But if you wanna, you know, if you wanna just have tough feet, look at that.
01:03:15.000 Jesus Christ.
01:03:16.000 That's a fucked up foot.
01:03:17.000 That's the dual survivor guy?
01:03:19.000 Yeah.
01:03:20.000 Yeah, he has ridiculous feet, dude.
01:03:22.000 Everywhere he goes, he walks.
01:03:23.000 Look at that.
01:03:25.000 Barefoot.
01:03:26.000 Disgusting.
01:03:26.000 Imagine paying someone to suck your toes and they look like that.
01:03:30.000 You'd have to be a real piece of shit.
01:03:32.000 Wow.
01:03:33.000 You wouldn't even feel it.
01:03:34.000 You might as well be sucking on the bottom of a table.
01:03:37.000 You don't feel that.
01:03:38.000 Those things are numb.
01:03:40.000 I would imagine.
01:03:41.000 The only good thing about having cow's feet, though, is when you start stepping on things that would normally hurt you, you won't feel it.
01:03:47.000 So it's kind of like making your own shoe out of your own foot.
01:03:49.000 But that's just disgusting.
01:03:50.000 Look at the bottom.
01:03:50.000 Look at the heels.
01:03:51.000 That looks infected.
01:03:52.000 That looks like the homeless guy by my house with gangrene.
01:03:55.000 What is his name?
01:03:56.000 Cody London.
01:03:57.000 That's his name.
01:03:58.000 Shout out to Cody.
01:04:00.000 It's like this is an interesting world, man.
01:04:02.000 That world of people that are preppers and survivalists and they want to stay alive.
01:04:06.000 Yeah.
01:04:07.000 Man, I had another conversation with Les Stroud the other day.
01:04:09.000 He came to the comedy store.
01:04:10.000 He's doubling down on Bigfoot.
01:04:12.000 Oh, God.
01:04:14.000 He loves Bigfoot.
01:04:15.000 Let me see those socks.
01:04:17.000 I wish he found them.
01:04:20.000 I would fucking love it.
01:04:22.000 I would be so happy if Les Stroud found Bigfoot.
01:04:25.000 Fuck that.
01:04:26.000 He goes looking for it all the time.
01:04:28.000 Let's talk about this in a serious manner.
01:04:30.000 What if there's like five of them?
01:04:31.000 There's only five of them.
01:04:35.000 Even talking about it as if there might be a possibility drives me crazy.
01:04:39.000 Meanwhile, you have no problem with a lot of other ridiculous fantasies.
01:04:43.000 What?
01:04:44.000 What are fantasies?
01:04:45.000 Movies and video games and all kinds of fantasy stuff, right?
01:04:49.000 You have no problem with Rogue One, but you're like, fuck Bigfoot.
01:04:51.000 Rogue One, I haven't seen.
01:04:52.000 I heard it was good.
01:04:54.000 Have you seen it?
01:04:54.000 No, I heard it's good.
01:04:55.000 I heard it's very good.
01:04:56.000 I liked the last one, so Young Jamie says it's much better than the last one.
01:05:00.000 Yeah, sure.
01:05:01.000 I mean, I enjoyed it more.
01:05:02.000 It's cooler.
01:05:04.000 But I don't know what the fuck's going on, though.
01:05:06.000 So that's part of the problem.
01:05:07.000 It's like, when is it happening?
01:05:08.000 It's a prelude to which one?
01:05:09.000 The original.
01:05:10.000 What?
01:05:10.000 Hold on.
01:05:11.000 So this is before...
01:05:13.000 Okay, so the last one was way after the first one.
01:05:16.000 But this new one is going to be way before the first one.
01:05:20.000 The last one you saw?
01:05:22.000 Yes.
01:05:22.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:05:23.000 That's way after.
01:05:24.000 Darth Vader was dead.
01:05:24.000 The one that came out last year?
01:05:25.000 This is the first one.
01:05:26.000 Spoiler alert.
01:05:27.000 Yeah, I mean, Han Solo was older, obviously.
01:05:29.000 This is, like, after the first one, right?
01:05:31.000 But now this one's going to go before the original one that introduced Han Solo.
01:05:35.000 Right.
01:05:36.000 Yeah.
01:05:37.000 But you're never going to get a fucking Han Solo guy again.
01:05:41.000 I feel like the age of that kind of actor is pretty much over.
01:05:48.000 The age of, like, these superstar movie, like, iconic Han Solo-type characters.
01:05:54.000 I feel like I was thinking about that recently.
01:05:56.000 I think the problem is that it's because those guys are still here doing those movies.
01:06:01.000 Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford are still making movies.
01:06:05.000 But nobody else, I mean, it doesn't seem like any new guys are doing that.
01:06:09.000 See the new Blade Runners?
01:06:11.000 There's a new Blade Runner?
01:06:12.000 Oh, God.
01:06:13.000 And Harrison Ford's in it, and what's his face?
01:06:16.000 Mark Barg, Ryan Gosling, I think.
01:06:18.000 Yeah, Ryan Gosling.
01:06:20.000 Ooh, but what about the other guy?
01:06:22.000 Who was the main robot guy?
01:06:25.000 Fuck.
01:06:26.000 Robot guy?
01:06:27.000 Yeah, the guy who was his main enemy at the end of the first movie.
01:06:32.000 Oh, uh...
01:06:33.000 Rutger Hauer.
01:06:33.000 Yeah.
01:06:34.000 Remember that guy?
01:06:34.000 That guy was the shit.
01:06:36.000 This is the preview.
01:06:38.000 We're watching it right now.
01:06:41.000 Okay, yeah, pull the audio.
01:06:43.000 So, narration going on right now with Harrison Ford.
01:06:49.000 And I see it's weird when you redo something, man.
01:06:53.000 Are they redoing it?
01:06:54.000 It seems like they're doing it right because they kept the narrative, which is a real feel of the film.
01:07:00.000 This looks dope.
01:07:01.000 And it's by Ridley Scott again.
01:07:03.000 Oh.
01:07:04.000 Powerful Ridley Scott.
01:07:07.000 Alien.
01:07:07.000 He's walking up to some ship, it looks like.
01:07:10.000 Uh-oh.
01:07:12.000 Yeah, maybe this is not the best thing for people to have on YouTube.
01:07:19.000 Oh, okay.
01:07:22.000 Alright, we'll see it later.
01:07:25.000 I'll show it.
01:07:25.000 We'll see it later.
01:07:26.000 Oh, this isn't even the one I saw.
01:07:28.000 This is a different one?
01:07:28.000 Yeah.
01:07:29.000 Oh my god, Brian, is this happening in real time?
01:07:31.000 Oh wait, no, this isn't.
01:07:38.000 Which Ryan is that?
01:07:39.000 Gosling.
01:07:39.000 That's Gosling.
01:07:40.000 Again, I'm confused.
01:07:41.000 I saw him the other day.
01:07:42.000 There's the Reynolds and the Gosling.
01:07:43.000 Harrison Ford with a gun.
01:07:47.000 Looks a little shaky.
01:07:48.000 I might rush him.
01:07:50.000 So great.
01:07:53.000 Blade Runner.
01:07:54.000 Wow.
01:07:55.000 That'll be badass.
01:07:56.000 I hope they do it.
01:07:57.000 Well, I think we need more science fiction movies that are really good, and we need more horror movies that are really good.
01:08:02.000 There's not enough...
01:08:04.000 I don't know fucking monster movies anymore.
01:08:06.000 Just stop making them.
01:08:07.000 Black Mirror is my latest new horror movie.
01:08:09.000 That shit's fucking creepy as fuck.
01:08:11.000 That's a crazy, crazy show.
01:08:14.000 One of my favorite shows of all time.
01:08:15.000 Why is it a monster movie?
01:08:17.000 Well, one of the episodes...
01:08:18.000 Each episode's really fucked up, but one episode's scary.
01:08:22.000 Like, he's in a haunted house, and it's mixing virtual reality with simulation.
01:08:26.000 Spoiler alert.
01:08:28.000 Spoiler alert.
01:08:28.000 Don't listen any farther.
01:08:29.000 It's crazy, though.
01:08:30.000 Um...
01:08:32.000 I got so high yesterday with Ron White, I started believing in ghosts.
01:08:36.000 Ron White was telling me he lived in a haunted house.
01:08:38.000 I was like, wow.
01:08:39.000 You sure?
01:08:40.000 Wow.
01:08:41.000 You used to live in a haunted house.
01:08:42.000 You sure it was haunted?
01:08:43.000 I was looking those rules up on real estate.
01:08:45.000 There is something, even in California, you have to disclose if someone died in your house if you're trying to sell it within three years or something like that.
01:08:52.000 Should be a lot more than that, or a lot less than that, rather.
01:08:54.000 That's for smell reasons, though, or something.
01:08:56.000 That's for health code reasons, or...
01:08:58.000 I don't know.
01:08:58.000 Not less than that.
01:08:59.000 I meant more than that in the first place.
01:09:01.000 I was going to bring up a story about the girl who died in Boulder.
01:09:07.000 What's the little girl's name?
01:09:09.000 JonBenet Ramsey.
01:09:10.000 JonBenet Ramsey, yeah.
01:09:11.000 That house, they can't sell.
01:09:14.000 A fucking house they can't sell.
01:09:15.000 They've changed the name of the street.
01:09:16.000 They can't sell that house.
01:09:17.000 How much is it?
01:09:18.000 I'll buy it.
01:09:18.000 They changed the address.
01:09:19.000 You don't want it, dude.
01:09:20.000 It's an expensive house.
01:09:22.000 It's a very nice house.
01:09:23.000 It's in Boulder, like in Boulder proper, which is like very expensive.
01:09:26.000 It says they sold it.
01:09:28.000 The house is new owner.
01:09:29.000 When is this?
01:09:31.000 This year.
01:09:31.000 Jerry from Subway.
01:09:33.000 That house has been for sale for, I'm not exaggerating, maybe like nine years, ten years.
01:09:38.000 Damn.
01:09:39.000 Yeah, and I think some people bought it, and they redid it, and they tried to change the name of it.
01:09:44.000 That's who this is.
01:09:45.000 They own the house.
01:09:46.000 The people that bought it right after the Ramseys moved out in 2004, I guess, have been trying to sell it for 10 years.
01:09:51.000 Yeah, so they just sold it, and some new people bought it.
01:09:55.000 Man, if it is haunted, I don't think there's an expiration date on Ghost, dude.
01:10:00.000 I started watching...
01:10:01.000 I think they're having trouble selling it.
01:10:02.000 Oh, so they haven't sold it.
01:10:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:10:04.000 Okay, so that's the case.
01:10:05.000 So that was the point, is that these people bought this house, they fixed it up, and they're like, well, it's a beautiful house, it'll sell.
01:10:11.000 Nobody wants it.
01:10:12.000 I started watching a ghost show recently, and that's like, I think you've talked about it many times, but I've never seen it before, the ghost hunters or whatever.
01:10:20.000 What a ridiculous fake show that is.
01:10:23.000 There's a bunch of them.
01:10:24.000 I don't know which one you saw, but there's like four or five different of those ghost shows.
01:10:28.000 The one that's on TruTV.
01:10:30.000 But they actually edit in kids laughing and stuff, and they're like, do you hear that?
01:10:35.000 I swear, it sounds like kids laughing.
01:10:37.000 And it's just like a stock audio of like, hee hee.
01:10:40.000 You know, like, it's so bad.
01:10:41.000 Yeah, they don't have any obligation to tell the truth, by the way.
01:10:45.000 Sorry, dude.
01:10:45.000 If you're so fucking stupid, you really believe that the guys on those Ghost Hunter shows are gonna expose the truth in the next commercial break.
01:10:52.000 You know, like, the next commercial break.
01:10:54.000 What was that?
01:10:55.000 Oh my god, coming up next.
01:10:57.000 Huh?
01:10:58.000 Is that real?
01:11:01.000 Remember that show they had people's...
01:11:02.000 I think it was called Fear on MTV, where they had a GoPro on someone's face, like, go sit in this dark room for two hours, and if you can, think you win money or some shit like that?
01:11:11.000 They just tried to freak...
01:11:12.000 I think they were trying to freak them out, but they tried to make it seem like they were in haunted houses and different prisons and shit like that.
01:11:19.000 That's awful.
01:11:22.000 Yeah, why...
01:11:23.000 Boy, we love watching other people freak out.
01:11:25.000 It's like horror movies, man.
01:11:27.000 Like, there's...
01:11:29.000 What is it about a horror movie?
01:11:30.000 I remember that scene from American Werewolf in London where there was a businessman on the subway in London and he's walking along and he looks behind him and he sees the wolf and you know that he sees the wolf and he starts running and you barely see the wolf.
01:11:47.000 You see the wolf for like maybe a half a second.
01:11:50.000 Like, maybe.
01:11:51.000 And then he's running, and he keeps looking back, and he's terrified, and he fucking runs up this escalator, and he trips and falls, and his briefcase falls apart, and he's trying to pick up the stuff, and he looks down at the bottom of the escalator, and for like a split second, you see the werewolf.
01:12:06.000 And it makes you shh.
01:12:08.000 Shit your fucking pants because you think about like what if you were that guy and this thing is running through the airport chasing you and then you just can't keep it together anymore you're out of shape you get to the top of that escalator you fall down you collapse and you look down you're like oh my god it's there like we love that shit people love being freaked out watching some poor bastard about to get jacked it stresses me out You don't like those movies?
01:12:37.000 I mean, no.
01:12:38.000 I don't like being stressed out.
01:12:39.000 That's why I never finished Breaking Bad.
01:12:41.000 I watched the first episode and I was like, yeah, I get it.
01:12:44.000 That was stressful.
01:12:45.000 I don't need to do any more of that.
01:12:47.000 I gave up on The Walking Dead.
01:12:49.000 Really?
01:12:49.000 I heard it's just turned a corner.
01:12:50.000 It was way too tortury.
01:12:53.000 I was like, this is a torture show.
01:12:55.000 It's like all of a sudden the zombies are pussies.
01:12:58.000 Like, all of a sudden, the zombies aren't any threat at all.
01:13:01.000 It's just the people.
01:13:01.000 Like, the zombies come near you, just fucking push them to the side, get out of here.
01:13:05.000 These zombies used to be able to tear open a horse.
01:13:07.000 They used to take down a fucking full-grown horse and rip it apart and eat it alive.
01:13:11.000 Do you know how quick a fucking horse would run over 30, 40 people?
01:13:17.000 Like, a 30, 40 people, just regular strength people.
01:13:21.000 Went and had a horse cornered in a stable and tried to eat the horse while it's alive.
01:13:27.000 That horse would kick the fuck out of you.
01:13:30.000 Everybody would go flying.
01:13:31.000 You would take maybe 15 seconds and we'd all be dead.
01:13:34.000 The horse would just kick you and kick you.
01:13:36.000 You would never bite through his fucking skin and eat him.
01:13:39.000 But in this stupid show, at one point in time, the zombies could just tear open a horse.
01:13:45.000 So what are they?
01:13:46.000 Are they super powerful?
01:13:47.000 Or are they pussies?
01:13:48.000 Do they walk like two miles an hour?
01:13:50.000 Or could they corner a fucking giant horse?
01:13:52.000 Tell me what's going on here.
01:13:54.000 What if one...
01:13:55.000 What if it's just like if the person was super strong before they became a zombie?
01:13:59.000 Doesn't work on the horse.
01:14:01.000 Even if you get a bunch of strong men.
01:14:02.000 Get 50 strong men to try to take out a horse.
01:14:04.000 This guy's gonna get kicked.
01:14:05.000 This is not...
01:14:06.000 I don't want to see this, Jamie.
01:14:08.000 Don't make me see this.
01:14:08.000 Why are we watching this?
01:14:10.000 Oh!
01:14:10.000 Son, you got KO'd.
01:14:13.000 That guy got K the fuck owed.
01:14:15.000 You got a whole sequence of them?
01:14:17.000 A collaboration?
01:14:17.000 I do not want to watch dudes getting jacked by horses.
01:14:21.000 But let me tell you something.
01:14:22.000 You could have a hundred people try to corral a horse and rip it apart.
01:14:25.000 That horse will send people fucking flying.
01:14:29.000 That's like, look, if I was in a room with a hundred chihuahuas that were trying to kill me, guess who's getting out of the room?
01:14:37.000 Me.
01:14:38.000 There's gonna be a hundred dead fucking chihuahuas and me.
01:14:41.000 You know why?
01:14:41.000 Because I'm a person.
01:14:42.000 And I'm bigger than a goddamn chihuahua.
01:14:45.000 That's like a better, I have less good odds than a hundred people trying to eat a horse.
01:14:51.000 That horse will kick the fuck out of you.
01:14:53.000 Unless you have a gun or a spear or something, you're gonna have to penetrate that thing's vital organs.
01:14:58.000 It's gonna beat the fuck out of everybody.
01:15:00.000 You can't just eat the horse.
01:15:05.000 Fuck out of here.
01:15:06.000 Your rules don't fit.
01:15:09.000 You haven't made a coherent universe where things are consistent.
01:15:14.000 Sometimes these zombies can tear through things and eat a living horse.
01:15:19.000 And sometimes these fucking things, you just push them to the side and they can't even bite you.
01:15:22.000 They're not as frantic.
01:15:24.000 They move slower.
01:15:25.000 They're not a consideration.
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01:15:44.000 Coming up next, zombie physics.
01:15:48.000 Bite physics.
01:15:49.000 How do they bite through things?
01:15:51.000 All you need is like a thick jacket and just stab them all in the head.
01:15:54.000 Here, bite my arm, stupid.
01:15:55.000 Stab in the fucking head.
01:15:57.000 They have super power strength.
01:15:59.000 Yeah, sometimes.
01:16:00.000 Sometimes.
01:16:01.000 Like the first episode of the new season, Rick's just shucking them to the side like he's some goddamn super lineman.
01:16:07.000 They're a bunch of high school players.
01:16:08.000 He's just chucking them, moving them around like they're nothing.
01:16:11.000 Nobody bites them.
01:16:12.000 30, 40 of them at a time.
01:16:13.000 Not one of them gets a hold of them, bites them.
01:16:16.000 Fuck you.
01:16:16.000 It should be somebody's job to be like, make sure that is a thing.
01:16:20.000 Consistent.
01:16:21.000 Yeah, consistency.
01:16:21.000 But they can't do that with a storyline.
01:16:23.000 Because the storyline is too weird, man.
01:16:25.000 The storyline is like, now, you know, everybody, the zombies are still around, but the people become a problem.
01:16:30.000 The zombies are still around, but they don't eat, and it's been years.
01:16:34.000 And, uh, I guess they're just around, and, uh, unlike anything we've ever observed, they don't deteriorate and fall away from not eating.
01:16:41.000 Like, what the fuck?
01:16:42.000 Are these stupid, slow cunts gonna feed themselves every day?
01:16:45.000 Do they have a digestive system?
01:16:47.000 They could just write into this story, like, oh, we figured it out why some are stronger than the others.
01:16:51.000 Some have eaten lately.
01:16:54.000 That sounds like an ABC after-school special.
01:16:56.000 To finish Westworld?
01:16:57.000 Yes.
01:16:58.000 That's a good show.
01:16:59.000 I fucking love that show.
01:17:00.000 It's a great show.
01:17:01.000 That's a show that has so much weird room to move around because they jump timelines and you never know who's a robot and who's not a robot.
01:17:10.000 It's just getting slipperier and slipperier.
01:17:14.000 And it's Anthony fucking Hopkins and the other guy, Ed Harris.
01:17:21.000 Both, I mean, top flight actors.
01:17:24.000 And then that girl who plays Dolores, what is her name?
01:17:28.000 God damn, she's good.
01:17:29.000 She scares the shit out of me.
01:17:31.000 Like, a girl like that.
01:17:34.000 Is the type of girl that could just act like that and get you to fall in love with her?
01:17:41.000 If a girl can act that good in a movie, if she wanted to use it for evil, she could.
01:17:46.000 I feel like I've dated a few of these local girls, these actresses.
01:17:50.000 Evan Rachel Wood, yeah.
01:17:51.000 That's not fair.
01:17:52.000 Yeah, they can do that.
01:17:53.000 They can use it for evil.
01:17:54.000 Yeah, they can date you pretty, like, hide the crazy way easier because they can just act like they're nice and normal.
01:18:00.000 Well, also, most people who are crazy don't even know that they're crazy.
01:18:03.000 It's not like they're going, I know I'm crazy, but I can't let Brian know I'm crazy.
01:18:06.000 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to pretend.
01:18:08.000 Even with Facebook, though, and everyone calling them crazy for, like, a couple years, and then they go, oh, they figured it out.
01:18:13.000 Dude, ego.
01:18:13.000 First of all, those people on Facebook, I didn't pay them no mind because I ain't about haters.
01:18:18.000 I ain't about haters.
01:18:20.000 Preach.
01:18:21.000 See, I think there's a way that we can all justify who we are and how we are.
01:18:25.000 And I don't think crazy people have some sort of clarity that we don't possess.
01:18:28.000 I think that's ridiculous.
01:18:29.000 I think it's probably quite the opposite.
01:18:31.000 I bet they have way less clarity.
01:18:33.000 They have no idea they're crazy.
01:18:34.000 They think the world sucks.
01:18:36.000 World's full of retards.
01:18:38.000 Justin Bieber went to bed and probably got up that morning, man, what a bunch of retards we met last night.
01:18:44.000 You know what I mean?
01:18:45.000 I mean, that fucking red band retard.
01:18:48.000 I love garden.
01:18:48.000 You know, like, he probably has no idea how he came off.
01:18:52.000 That's way more common than not.
01:18:55.000 So these real dummies, these crazy people, these nutty people, they probably don't even know they're that nutty.
01:19:01.000 They think they're a little nutty sometimes.
01:19:02.000 What's the big deal?
01:19:04.000 God.
01:19:04.000 You know?
01:19:06.000 Yeah.
01:19:07.000 I have video of him saying Uh, yeah, but have you ever slept with 20 supermodels?
01:19:14.000 To this black guy.
01:19:15.000 And when the black guy came up, he goes, what's up my n-word?
01:19:19.000 To you?
01:19:20.000 No, no.
01:19:21.000 To this black guy.
01:19:22.000 Oh, he said that to him?
01:19:23.000 He yelled something to this black guy.
01:19:24.000 So this black guy comes up and puts down his food.
01:19:27.000 And he goes, what's up my n-word?
01:19:29.000 I'm scared of saying that word.
01:19:31.000 That's weird.
01:19:32.000 I don't like saying it, man.
01:19:34.000 Because nowadays people make it ringtones and shit.
01:19:37.000 Well, it's a fucking problem.
01:19:40.000 Magic words are never good, folks.
01:19:43.000 It's not good.
01:19:44.000 It's not good because it makes them more valuable when you say it now.
01:19:48.000 It holds more power.
01:19:50.000 It becomes a more loaded word.
01:19:52.000 Lenny Bruce argued about that in the 1950s.
01:19:55.000 It was one of his bits.
01:19:57.000 It was one of his most controversial bits.
01:19:59.000 He would point people out in the audience and call, there's a nigger.
01:20:02.000 There's a spick.
01:20:02.000 There's a kike.
01:20:03.000 Yeah.
01:20:04.000 Yeah, dude.
01:20:05.000 It was a crazy, crazy bit.
01:20:07.000 And at the time, like...
01:20:09.000 People had no idea where he was going with it because nobody had ever done that kind of comedy before.
01:20:14.000 But he was essentially saying that the more you use those words, the more they lose their power and the more they'll never have the ability to hurt some child's feelings.
01:20:25.000 It was pretty profound, especially considering that he had realized what happens when you censor things and censor people.
01:20:33.000 He figured that out in the 1960s somehow.
01:20:36.000 He figured out that this is counterproductive.
01:20:41.000 You can't demonize a word.
01:20:44.000 Words just convey intent, like we were talking about earlier.
01:20:47.000 The hardest thing in the world is to convey your thoughts through your words.
01:20:52.000 And to make certain words supercharged and decide certain words have magic fucking powers in the game and they can jump three steps No, no, no.
01:21:01.000 They're just fucking words, man.
01:21:03.000 Words are supposed to be flexible, and they're supposed to all contribute to the best possible job you can do of conveying your intent.
01:21:12.000 And as soon as you have supercharged words that you can't use anymore, well then I can't...
01:21:17.000 I have less tools to convey my intent.
01:21:20.000 I have less...
01:21:20.000 You have less of an ability to understand what I'm saying, and you're assuming that the exact same word...
01:21:29.000 From one sentence to the next has the same content, has the same ability.
01:21:35.000 It means the same thing.
01:21:37.000 Because it doesn't always mean the same thing.
01:21:39.000 You know, like, someone can call you a bitch, and if it's your friend, it's funny.
01:21:43.000 Like, if Duncan comes over and, like, what's up, bitch?
01:21:46.000 And, like, goes to grab your dick or something, like, it'd be hilarious, right?
01:21:50.000 Why?
01:21:50.000 Because he's Duncan.
01:21:51.000 Because it's your friend.
01:21:52.000 Whereas...
01:21:53.000 If Justin Bieber says it to you and you're, you know, in line in front of him a big boy, you wouldn't, you know, that doesn't feel good.
01:22:02.000 Or if some guy says that to you, some guy comes up to you like, what's up, bitch?
01:22:06.000 You're like, oh, well, this doesn't feel good.
01:22:08.000 It feels terrible, right?
01:22:09.000 Because the intent's different.
01:22:11.000 You know it's different.
01:22:13.000 The word doesn't always mean the same thing.
01:22:15.000 A word just conveys intent.
01:22:18.000 And it's not that fucking good.
01:22:20.000 I mean, we're really good at it compared to animals.
01:22:22.000 But we're not that good at it.
01:22:25.000 Isn't that not that good at it?
01:22:27.000 That's why songs are cool.
01:22:28.000 You know?
01:22:29.000 You repeat the same shit over and over and over again.
01:22:31.000 Anywhere else that's annoying.
01:22:33.000 You know?
01:22:38.000 You get a whole crowd repeating the same shit over and over and over again.
01:22:45.000 Because we've decided that those noises, those words, they convey an intent that we can all support.
01:22:52.000 And the music backs it up.
01:23:00.000 Right?
01:23:01.000 You're not a big KISS fan.
01:23:02.000 You don't know.
01:23:03.000 You don't understand.
01:23:05.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:23:07.000 You were denied that in your youth.
01:23:09.000 You should play KISS miniature golf in Vegas next time you go.
01:23:11.000 That's pretty fun.
01:23:12.000 How about no?
01:23:13.000 What's two animals that sing?
01:23:18.000 Birds, monkeys.
01:23:19.000 Monkeys sing.
01:23:19.000 They make crazy sounds.
01:23:22.000 But is that a call or a song?
01:23:24.000 Well, none of them are songs.
01:23:26.000 I think birds are songs.
01:23:27.000 Maybe.
01:23:27.000 They're beautiful.
01:23:28.000 But what about, like...
01:23:31.000 Whales?
01:23:32.000 Whales sing?
01:23:33.000 That's a humming.
01:23:34.000 No.
01:23:36.000 Like, what is a...
01:23:37.000 Okay, like, do you think you know for sure what a whale sounds like when it's, like, whale sounds?
01:23:42.000 Do you know?
01:23:42.000 Just the audio that they're recording.
01:23:44.000 Let's hear the audio of whale.
01:23:45.000 Let's hear whale songs.
01:23:47.000 Yeah, it's like that, right?
01:23:49.000 Like...
01:23:49.000 Dolphins, it's like...
01:23:54.000 Right?
01:23:56.000 So we know that.
01:23:57.000 Okay, here we go.
01:23:59.000 Whoa.
01:24:00.000 Whoa.
01:24:01.000 Speaking of which, have you done the HTC Vive yet?
01:24:03.000 No.
01:24:05.000 Oh, no.
01:24:05.000 I've done that PlayStation Ocean.
01:24:06.000 Listen to this.
01:24:08.000 Listen to this.
01:24:11.000 Listen to this.
01:24:53.000 Dude, that's amazing.
01:24:56.000 That sounds incredible.
01:24:58.000 Wow, that sound alone just completely changed the way I think about whales.
01:25:03.000 Does that sound like crying to you?
01:25:06.000 Positive or negative?
01:25:07.000 They're communicating.
01:25:08.000 It didn't sound negative.
01:25:09.000 It sounded like they're communicating.
01:25:11.000 But it makes you realize how fucking smart they are.
01:25:14.000 Like, I don't know what they're saying, but I can tell that that's a language.
01:25:19.000 They're repeating certain sounds and doing it in a way that's clear the differences in the sounds.
01:25:26.000 It sounds like a fucking language, man.
01:25:28.000 It is.
01:25:29.000 And also, you gotta think, like, what a...
01:25:32.000 When you stop and think about how we've all chosen certain languages, whether it's Chinese or Spanish or whatever, you know, the region or the world that we live in, we've chosen certain languages that become like our standard way of making sounds that convey our ideas.
01:25:46.000 But these things have gone a totally different path.
01:25:50.000 But it's kind of the same thing.
01:25:52.000 They're like those Amazon tribes people that they discovered.
01:25:55.000 You know, they're people.
01:25:56.000 Their brains are probably just like our brains, exactly the same.
01:26:00.000 But they never encountered all these metals and plastics and all the innovations that came with the industrial era.
01:26:09.000 So they just live like people lived thousands and thousands of years ago.
01:26:12.000 But it's the same thing, right?
01:26:14.000 They're just people.
01:26:15.000 They probably have some crazy language that we don't know.
01:26:18.000 But go down there and try to figure...
01:26:19.000 You'll hear them talking.
01:26:20.000 You'll be like, what in the fuck are they saying?
01:26:22.000 Like, what is this?
01:26:23.000 Like, what kind of language is this?
01:26:24.000 That's what was going on with that dolphin.
01:26:26.000 I was listening to that thing talk.
01:26:28.000 And I was like, oh my god, they can't kill these.
01:26:31.000 How are they killing these?
01:26:33.000 They gotta stop killing these.
01:26:34.000 Like, whoever it is...
01:26:36.000 I know Sea Shepherd busts a lot of people all the time.
01:26:40.000 Sea Shepherd, they catch these people...
01:26:42.000 Because there's an embargo.
01:26:43.000 Or not an embargo.
01:26:44.000 It's a...
01:26:45.000 It's illegal in most places to kill whales.
01:26:49.000 But what they do is they say they have a research vessel, and they kill them for research.
01:26:53.000 But they're not research vessels.
01:26:55.000 They take them, they chop them up, and they sell them.
01:26:57.000 But they're still doing it.
01:26:58.000 It's a big deal in Japan, apparently.
01:27:02.000 Dolphin.
01:27:03.000 Well, dolphins is a different animal, but this is whales.
01:27:07.000 They still go whaling.
01:27:08.000 They still kill whales and pull these giant-ass fucking whales on these boats.
01:27:12.000 See if you can pull up the Sea Shepherd photos.
01:27:16.000 Sea Shepherd captures or catches...
01:27:22.000 Ship with whales on or something.
01:27:24.000 It was just really disturbing because they figured out some loophole where you're allowed to kill them if you're a research vessel.
01:27:31.000 So all you have to do is just Pretend you're a research vessel or perform a couple of tests, whatever is compulsory, whatever you have to do, and then sell all the whale parts.
01:27:44.000 You hear that thing sing and you're like, whoa, you can't kill that.
01:27:48.000 That's like a water person.
01:27:50.000 It's like a weird water person.
01:27:52.000 What is that?
01:27:54.000 Sea-separate catches...
01:27:55.000 Go large with that so we can see it.
01:27:57.000 Catches Japanese fleet.
01:27:58.000 Oh my god.
01:27:59.000 Look at that.
01:28:00.000 That's just where they slaughtered the whales in there.
01:28:03.000 Oh, that's fucked up, dude.
01:28:05.000 Look, you can see the whale parts and shit.
01:28:08.000 It's just a...
01:28:09.000 Look at those.
01:28:10.000 Three big-ass whales sitting on the floor of this Japanese vessel.
01:28:15.000 This is real recent, too.
01:28:18.000 Yeah, Japanese fleet.
01:28:19.000 See, click on that link so we can hear what the story is.
01:28:24.000 Sea Shepherd catches Japanese fleet, four whales dead.
01:28:28.000 Man.
01:28:30.000 Yeah, I mean, as many of these people go out and catch doing this, catching the act, how many people are getting away with this?
01:28:39.000 The ocean's a big fucking place.
01:28:41.000 Sea Shepherd only has so many boats.
01:28:45.000 Horrible, huh?
01:28:47.000 Yeah, is it illegal in Japan?
01:28:49.000 They found inside a Southern Ocean sanctuary.
01:28:52.000 Sea Shepherd said that it had located all five Japanese vessels now in pursuit, forcing the harpooners to cut short their operation and retreat.
01:29:00.000 The group released footage and photographs showing Three Minky whales dead on the deck of the factory ship, Nissen, Maru, and Seda.
01:29:10.000 A fourth, also believed to be a Minky, was slaughtered when Sea Shepherd's helicopter flew overhead.
01:29:17.000 There's three carcasses on the ship.
01:29:19.000 A fourth carcass has been cut up.
01:29:21.000 There's blood all over the place.
01:29:23.000 The meat's carted around on this factory ship deck.
01:29:27.000 Awful, I don't know what awful, A-O-F-F-A-L, and innards being dumped in the ocean, says she-separed Australia chairman Bob Brown.
01:29:37.000 And this is from 2014?
01:29:39.000 Is that what it's from?
01:29:40.000 Yeah.
01:29:42.000 Yeah, man, they kill whales.
01:29:44.000 There's something about that thing that just, like, listening to that sound, I don't think I ever heard that before.
01:29:52.000 If I did, I never really listened.
01:29:54.000 That's, uh...
01:29:57.000 That's freaky, man.
01:29:58.000 That's a freaky sound.
01:30:00.000 Did you ever see that video of the people that were inside the submarine when the whale came to visit them?
01:30:08.000 Dude.
01:30:08.000 No.
01:30:09.000 Dude.
01:30:10.000 That's when you get a sense of how fucking big whales are.
01:30:13.000 These people are in this, I don't know how deep they are, but they're deep.
01:30:16.000 And this giant-ass fucking whale comes swimming right by them, like right up to the side of the craft.
01:30:22.000 They're like, whoa!
01:30:24.000 Like, you can see them looking through this thing at a fucking whale.
01:30:28.000 That's crazy.
01:30:29.000 Yeah.
01:30:31.000 You find that one?
01:30:33.000 It's, I forget what kind of, some kind of submarine.
01:30:38.000 Some kind of underwater expedition vehicle.
01:30:42.000 It's bigger than the submarine, right?
01:30:43.000 Oh, yeah.
01:30:43.000 Way bigger.
01:30:44.000 Way bigger.
01:30:44.000 Look at this.
01:30:45.000 Here it is.
01:30:45.000 So here's these people.
01:30:46.000 They're looking through this window.
01:30:48.000 And we're a sperm whale.
01:30:51.000 It's a sperm whale.
01:30:52.000 So look at this.
01:30:53.000 Look at this.
01:30:53.000 That's way out right there.
01:30:55.000 Watch this thing as it gets closer.
01:30:57.000 It's fucking crazy, dude.
01:30:58.000 Look at this.
01:31:00.000 Look at that.
01:31:02.000 Look at the fucking size of that thing, man.
01:31:05.000 It's just swimming right next to that.
01:31:07.000 That looks like a video game, man.
01:31:08.000 It looks like that virtual reality thing.
01:31:10.000 I know, it does, right?
01:31:11.000 It goes right under them.
01:31:13.000 This is insane.
01:31:15.000 It's going right under them.
01:31:19.000 Wow.
01:31:20.000 All those deep sea photos from that Russian fisherman.
01:31:25.000 Yeah.
01:31:25.000 Crazy, crazy psycho alien stuff with teeth.
01:31:28.000 Yeah, there's been a bunch of new ones that they found.
01:31:31.000 What was that?
01:31:32.000 That ghost shark?
01:31:34.000 That thing's insane.
01:31:36.000 There's two of them.
01:31:37.000 One of them that the Whitney Cummings sent me on Instagram.
01:31:43.000 That is fucking crazy.
01:31:47.000 It's some bioluminescent shark.
01:31:51.000 She said that to me on the Twitter.
01:31:53.000 It's a bioluminescent shark that lives over a thousand feet under the water.
01:32:00.000 Yeah, this is the ghost shark.
01:32:01.000 Look at that thing, Brian.
01:32:02.000 That's a real fucking fish.
01:32:03.000 Oh, yeah.
01:32:04.000 That thing was alive in that form before the dinosaurs.
01:32:09.000 Yeah, ghost shark.
01:32:11.000 How crazy is that?
01:32:12.000 When you can find something alive today that was absolutely alive 65 plus million years ago, what an amazing time we live in where you can get a glimpse of that and sort of use your shitty little monkey brain to try to figure out, like, how many different forms of life are there?
01:32:29.000 Like, how long has this thing been going on?
01:32:33.000 Where's it going to?
01:32:37.000 You hear that whale talking?
01:32:38.000 Look at these things they found.
01:32:39.000 Wow.
01:32:40.000 Deep Sea Fisherman has been posting his finds on Twitter and it's legit terrifying.
01:32:46.000 What is that?
01:32:47.000 Hold on.
01:32:48.000 That's that one fish.
01:32:49.000 What is that?
01:32:50.000 That's that angler fish.
01:32:51.000 But look at it.
01:32:52.000 It's blue and black.
01:32:55.000 Oh my god.
01:32:56.000 What a monster.
01:32:58.000 What is that thing?
01:32:59.000 That looks like a frog version of it or something.
01:33:02.000 What is that?
01:33:04.000 I've seen that one before, that crazy eel-looking thing.
01:33:06.000 Yeah.
01:33:07.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:33:08.000 Whoa.
01:33:08.000 That's adorable.
01:33:09.000 Yeah, that looks like a Finding Nemo's buddy.
01:33:12.000 Look at that thing!
01:33:13.000 What in the fuck?
01:33:14.000 That's the chestburster from the Alien movies.
01:33:16.000 Yes, that's exactly.
01:33:18.000 Look at the teeth.
01:33:19.000 Oh, my God, look at his fucking teeth.
01:33:21.000 Extra holes for breathing or something.
01:33:22.000 Jesus Christ.
01:33:23.000 Probably for finding prey.
01:33:25.000 What is that, a shark?
01:33:26.000 Some kind of shark or something?
01:33:27.000 I can't read the...
01:33:28.000 I have no idea what it says in Russian.
01:33:29.000 Oh.
01:33:30.000 Oh my God, look at these fucking freaky things.
01:33:32.000 Those guys look like a cutest couple.
01:33:34.000 What's Homeboy's Twitter page?
01:33:36.000 Okay, R-F-E-D-O-R-T-S-O-V. Like R-F-E-D-O-R-S-T-O-V or something.
01:33:44.000 F-E-D-O-R-S-T-O-V. R-F [...]-E-D-O-R-S Is that how you would say it?
01:34:00.000 That looks like a Muppet.
01:34:02.000 Oh my god, that doesn't look real!
01:34:04.000 Look at the eyes on that fucking thing.
01:34:07.000 Wow.
01:34:08.000 It's just so amazing, the variety of life.
01:34:10.000 Look at that fucking eyeball on top of its head, dude.
01:34:13.000 It's on the bottom, I think.
01:34:14.000 No, that's the top.
01:34:15.000 Is it?
01:34:16.000 Yeah.
01:34:17.000 What are those eyes on the left and the right?
01:34:19.000 That's not an eyeball, is it?
01:34:20.000 No.
01:34:21.000 Or the mouth is this way, that's the top of the mouth.
01:34:23.000 Is that real?
01:34:25.000 No, no, no.
01:34:26.000 That thing's mouth is open and it's looking right at you.
01:34:28.000 That looks like a bass.
01:34:29.000 It's like a blowhole from Mario Brothers.
01:34:31.000 Yeah, that's right side up.
01:34:32.000 No, that's an eyeball, bro.
01:34:33.000 It's got an eyeball on its head.
01:34:34.000 That's crazy.
01:34:36.000 Okay, Google, is there a fish that has an eyeball on its fucking head?
01:34:39.000 It says right here, it's just a halibut and looks like a cyclops.
01:34:44.000 Yeah.
01:34:44.000 So it's a halibut.
01:34:45.000 Oh.
01:34:47.000 Oh, we're just looking at it weird.
01:34:49.000 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:34:51.000 So if that was flattened out, it's so dark.
01:34:54.000 I didn't know a halibut ever got that dark.
01:34:56.000 But the angle they're holding it up, it looks like a cyclops.
01:34:59.000 Because you know what halibuts are?
01:35:01.000 They're flat and they have the eyeballs on one side.
01:35:03.000 It's so weird.
01:35:04.000 You ever seen a halibut in real life?
01:35:06.000 They're fucking so freaky looking.
01:35:09.000 Like, how did this evolve that way?
01:35:11.000 They get to a spot on the ocean, they lay down on the sand, and then they shake themselves, and they become one with the sand.
01:35:17.000 Like, they put sand all over their body, and only their eyeballs poke up.
01:35:20.000 You ever see that?
01:35:22.000 It's crazy.
01:35:23.000 Like, how the fuck...
01:35:24.000 Whoa, look at that thing.
01:35:27.000 Halibut sandwich.
01:35:27.000 How does something...
01:35:28.000 Don't Google that.
01:35:30.000 Halibut in the sand.
01:35:31.000 See, watch.
01:35:32.000 You can see how it does it.
01:35:33.000 It's crazy when you watch them do it because they're just swimming along and they find a spot and they pound on the sand until it covers them.
01:35:41.000 Look at this.
01:35:41.000 It's great.
01:35:43.000 And that's how he hides.
01:35:45.000 What a weird creature.
01:35:47.000 When they have the two eyeballs on one side and the other side no eyeballs and they're flat.
01:35:53.000 Like, that is a weird looking animal, dude.
01:35:55.000 It's so weird.
01:35:57.000 Its eyeballs are poking up.
01:35:59.000 And it's a predator, too, which is even weirder.
01:36:02.000 I mean, that's not something that's like eating plants and shit.
01:36:04.000 It's waiting for something to fuck up and get near it so it can jack them.
01:36:08.000 Like, this is his weird camouflage method.
01:36:11.000 And they're delicious.
01:36:13.000 I'm not a fish guy at all.
01:36:15.000 Really?
01:36:15.000 Yeah.
01:36:16.000 I think that's something I need to get into the older I get type thing.
01:36:19.000 Because I hate fish.
01:36:21.000 And I just hate the taste of fish.
01:36:23.000 I like hard shell, like lobster, stuff like that.
01:36:27.000 But fish, unless it's cooked deliciously, which most of the time it's just fish...
01:36:33.000 I can't get into it at all.
01:36:34.000 Well, fish is something that, like, if you go to, like, a Chili's or something like that, and you order fish, it's probably not going to be so hot, right?
01:36:41.000 But if you go to, like, a fish place and order fish, I mean, what do I know?
01:36:45.000 Maybe Chili's is the best fish ever.
01:36:46.000 Maybe I'm just a snob.
01:36:48.000 But I'm like, they can't fuck up chicken breasts, you know?
01:36:51.000 Chicken breasts are pretty fucking simple.
01:36:53.000 But if your fish is old at all, or weird at all...
01:36:57.000 No sushi on Sundays, because they can't ship it.
01:37:00.000 So you never go get fish on Sunday.
01:37:02.000 Yeah, they say even Monday's a bit of a problem.
01:37:04.000 Yeah.
01:37:06.000 I don't know when the right day is.
01:37:06.000 It's just like an old rule.
01:37:07.000 They probably can ship stuff on Sundays now.
01:37:09.000 They get deliveries on Sundays.
01:37:10.000 Amazon Prime does.
01:37:11.000 Yeah, they can ship shit on Sunday.
01:37:13.000 You get deliveries on Sunday?
01:37:14.000 Yeah.
01:37:16.000 Nobody's...
01:37:16.000 Not mail.
01:37:16.000 No more rest.
01:37:17.000 Not mail, just Sunday.
01:37:18.000 No more rest for anybody.
01:37:20.000 They're going to come to a time, and it's not that far in the future, where there's no more truck drivers.
01:37:25.000 I've been reading a lot about this, man.
01:37:27.000 This is weird.
01:37:28.000 The number one job for white men in this country is truck driver.
01:37:33.000 I made that up.
01:37:36.000 I was going to say, wow.
01:37:39.000 I would believe it.
01:37:40.000 No, but it is high, but I did make that up.
01:37:43.000 They are going away for sure.
01:37:44.000 They're going away, 100%.
01:37:46.000 Find out how many people drive trucks, because it's some amazing statistic.
01:37:51.000 I do believe it's the number one job for men.
01:37:56.000 Is truck driver.
01:37:57.000 And the women are all sluts.
01:37:59.000 In the U.S. or the world?
01:38:00.000 U.S. To be a truck driving woman, what's that got to be like?
01:38:03.000 You have to be a slut?
01:38:03.000 No, I'm just, that was a joke.
01:38:05.000 But what do you have to be like?
01:38:07.000 That's a weird person.
01:38:09.000 You're going to like to be around dudes.
01:38:10.000 It must have been like a family thing.
01:38:12.000 Approximately 3.5 million professional truck drivers in the United States, according to Estimates American Trucking Association.
01:38:18.000 Total number of people employed in the industry, including those in positions that do not entail driving, exceeds 8.7 million.
01:38:26.000 Wow.
01:38:27.000 Find out what percentage, though.
01:38:29.000 What percentage of men...
01:38:31.000 Like, instead of how many truck drivers in the U.S. city, what percentage of men working drive trucks...
01:38:41.000 That's a bad question.
01:38:42.000 I'm not answering it right.
01:38:43.000 I'm not asking it right.
01:38:45.000 Like, percentage of men that drive trucks for a living.
01:38:51.000 Google that.
01:38:51.000 Percentage of male truck drivers.
01:38:54.000 Yeah, percentage of men who drive trucks for a living.
01:38:56.000 It says right here 20% are women.
01:38:59.000 Of all truck drivers?
01:39:01.000 In this article, he expects about 10% of the freight's 9,000 haulers to be women, which is almost twice the national average.
01:39:09.000 So if that's double the national average, it's about 20%.
01:39:12.000 Right.
01:39:12.000 But is that the national average for any job or for truck driving?
01:39:16.000 For truck driving?
01:39:18.000 Okay.
01:39:18.000 So let's find out what the percentage of people that drive trucks are.
01:39:22.000 Because I think for men, just Google what percentage of men drive trucks.
01:39:26.000 Women right here.
01:39:27.000 5.8% of the 3.4 million truck drivers last year were women.
01:39:32.000 Okay, so 3.4 million truck drivers, and that's from 2010. Or 2011, compared to 4.6% in 2010. Huh, so that's saying it's declining.
01:39:43.000 2% are fuckable, it says.
01:39:46.000 I think it's more than 2. 5.8% of the 3.4 million truck drivers last year is compared to the 4.6%.
01:39:55.000 Okay, so there's more female truck drivers now.
01:39:58.000 It's not 4.6 million.
01:39:59.000 I'm reading it wrong.
01:40:00.000 It says that most female truckers work in two-person driving teams.
01:40:03.000 Good move.
01:40:04.000 Yeah.
01:40:05.000 Mother-daughter pairings.
01:40:06.000 Yeah, that's a good move.
01:40:07.000 Stay safe.
01:40:08.000 Lesbians.
01:40:09.000 Keep a gun.
01:40:10.000 Don't say lesbians, bro.
01:40:11.000 They're just women.
01:40:12.000 No, I bet that's a big thing.
01:40:15.000 You know, they would like being on the road together, going on road trips, having fun together.
01:40:19.000 If you're a lesbian?
01:40:20.000 Yeah.
01:40:20.000 Maybe what if you start fighting?
01:40:21.000 What if you're like halfway across the goddamn country?
01:40:23.000 You gotta make the next 2,000 miles with this bitch who won't even eat your ass anymore.
01:40:28.000 I'm so tired of her bullshit.
01:40:30.000 Oh, you think you're too good for me.
01:40:33.000 This is a weird time when it comes to those people because those jobs are going to go away.
01:40:38.000 They're going to have automated trucks.
01:40:39.000 All jobs.
01:40:40.000 Yeah.
01:40:41.000 Fast food.
01:40:42.000 Fast food's going to go away before truckers.
01:40:44.000 Cashiers.
01:40:45.000 I think cashiers are going to go away, sure, but I don't think truckers...
01:40:48.000 I think the trucker thing's going to happen sooner than you think.
01:40:51.000 They've already started using these drone trucks, right?
01:40:54.000 I think so.
01:40:55.000 Yeah, I think they've already started using them in some places.
01:40:59.000 You're going to have to figure out a way to employ those people.
01:41:01.000 You've got millions of people, millions of people that don't have a job anymore.
01:41:08.000 But is there more jobs opening up of things like Twitchers, YouTubers?
01:41:13.000 Well, there could be if they could figure out how to do it.
01:41:16.000 But, I mean, not everybody figures out how to do it that even does it.
01:41:20.000 How many people figure out how to make a living off of doing anything on the internet?
01:41:25.000 You know, even people that do it.
01:41:27.000 How many people that are on, like, Instagram, they do it all the time, they do it all day?
01:41:30.000 How many people are making nothing?
01:41:32.000 You know?
01:41:33.000 Zero.
01:41:33.000 A lot.
01:41:34.000 They just do it because it's fun.
01:41:35.000 They haven't figured out how to profit off of it.
01:41:38.000 You can't just expect these truck drivers to figure it out.
01:41:41.000 It's like, they're going to be, what the fuck, man?
01:41:43.000 There's no jobs left.
01:41:46.000 That was a legitimate job.
01:41:47.000 Like, you get out of school, there was always these commercials for truck companies, truck driving companies.
01:41:51.000 We need drivers.
01:41:52.000 Do you have a safe record?
01:41:53.000 And you're like, man, I'm going to be a driver.
01:41:55.000 You can earn $16 an hour.
01:41:57.000 And you're like, oh shit, $16 an hour.
01:41:58.000 You know, all those commercials, those are going away.
01:42:01.000 That job doesn't exist anymore.
01:42:03.000 Probably drone drivers now or something like that.
01:42:05.000 Even that.
01:42:06.000 Even that.
01:42:06.000 Those are going to be automated too.
01:42:07.000 You're going to send those things like a navigation signal.
01:42:09.000 Mm-hmm.
01:42:11.000 For a while, you'll need people to fix it.
01:42:12.000 To fix it and make sure they're working.
01:42:14.000 VCR repair.
01:42:15.000 Until robots know how to do it better than you can.
01:42:16.000 I don't know.
01:42:17.000 For a while.
01:42:17.000 Fuck, man.
01:42:18.000 There's too many of us.
01:42:19.000 We out-fucked our resources.
01:42:21.000 Maybe.
01:42:22.000 That's what's going on.
01:42:23.000 We've got to back off the fucker.
01:42:24.000 I wonder if it's going to get to the point where chain restaurants, like Chili's or whatever, in the back they're going to not even have cooks.
01:42:32.000 It's just going to be like, plate comms, squirt the Alfredo, squirt the noodle.
01:42:37.000 Or they're going to use that meat material and make it with a 3D printer.
01:42:42.000 Like Westworld style.
01:42:44.000 When they're making the body.
01:42:46.000 They're going to put your fucking New York strip together that way.
01:42:50.000 I wonder if it's going to be better.
01:42:51.000 Imagine if you make meat in a factory and it's never been worked out.
01:42:55.000 So it's like super tender.
01:42:56.000 You're biting through it.
01:42:57.000 You're like, oh my.
01:42:58.000 God.
01:42:59.000 And they figured out how to manipulate it, so it has like double the protein, 15 times the iron.
01:43:04.000 In The Matrix, that guy left The Matrix, and he's like, I don't give a fuck if that steak tastes like, I know it's fake, but I want that fucking fake taste to be fake as fuck.
01:43:14.000 Yeah, he knew it was fake, but he didn't care because it tasted amazing.
01:43:17.000 That might be going on right now.
01:43:19.000 Might be going on right now.
01:43:20.000 It's entirely possible we're in The Matrix.
01:43:23.000 I think so.
01:43:24.000 I know you do.
01:43:26.000 I finally killed my other rat.
01:43:29.000 Oh, you killed rat number two?
01:43:31.000 No, I didn't kill it, but I got it out of my house.
01:43:32.000 How'd you get it out?
01:43:33.000 It got trapped.
01:43:35.000 The first rat broke his neck, you know.
01:43:38.000 Second rat got his leg trapped.
01:43:40.000 I saw that.
01:43:40.000 Yeah, I saw that.
01:43:41.000 He took off after that?
01:43:42.000 Yeah, he hasn't been back since.
01:43:43.000 Hasn't been back?
01:43:44.000 He might be dead.
01:43:44.000 My dad said that if a rat sees another rat get hurt or it gets hurt in a rat cage, they automatically know never to go back there again.
01:43:52.000 Like, never to...
01:43:54.000 That's why they're so hard to catch, because if they see another rat in a trap, they know, go, all right, don't touch that silver thing, you know?
01:44:01.000 Yeah, it makes sense.
01:44:02.000 I saw that video that you put up.
01:44:03.000 That was crazy, dude.
01:44:04.000 The audio.
01:44:05.000 The audio of that mouse screaming.
01:44:07.000 It sounds like a monkey.
01:44:08.000 Doesn't it sound like a monkey?
01:44:09.000 Yeah.
01:44:09.000 Listen to this.
01:44:10.000 We'll crank it up.
01:44:11.000 Crank that volume up.
01:44:13.000 There it is.
01:44:13.000 There's this little eye.
01:44:14.000 It's coming out.
01:44:14.000 Like that owl.
01:44:23.000 So it's freaking out.
01:44:24.000 It's got its leg trapped?
01:44:25.000 Is that what's in there?
01:44:25.000 Yeah, leg.
01:44:26.000 It's trapped.
01:44:27.000 Were you home when that happened?
01:44:29.000 No, my girlfriend was, and she was texting me, Brian, there's a monkey in the kitchen.
01:44:35.000 Now it goes back up, and this is the last I ever see him.
01:44:37.000 He goes into my cupboard.
01:44:40.000 So that's a hole in the cupboard?
01:44:42.000 Yeah.
01:44:42.000 That's how you're catching them?
01:44:43.000 Yeah.
01:44:43.000 Oh, so that's all contained inside some little box.
01:44:45.000 So he was getting in there and eating your food?
01:44:47.000 He didn't get to eat any of my food.
01:44:49.000 He could only get underneath my kitchen sink.
01:44:51.000 But when we opened up the kitchen sink after we found out we had rats, all our cleaning supplies had been drank.
01:44:57.000 Why are you showing me different things back and forth?
01:44:59.000 Hold on.
01:44:59.000 Hold a second.
01:45:00.000 Oh, this is a different camera angle.
01:45:02.000 But hold on.
01:45:02.000 Don't distract me.
01:45:03.000 Tell me what you're showing.
01:45:04.000 What is this one?
01:45:05.000 I was just getting back to that because that was him talking in the middle.
01:45:07.000 I was getting off of that.
01:45:08.000 But this is another rat.
01:45:09.000 No, this is the same one, different camera.
01:45:11.000 Oh, okay.
01:45:12.000 So did you get a camera of the rat where you killed it?
01:45:14.000 Yeah, we have photos of that.
01:45:17.000 The video wasn't as good, though, but the photos are pretty cool.
01:45:20.000 So when he jumps through, it doesn't look like he's hurt at all.
01:45:23.000 Yeah, but he hasn't been back.
01:45:25.000 Yeah.
01:45:25.000 But what's weird is that they drank and ate all my cleaning supplies.
01:45:31.000 And so there was a thing of bleach that had been eaten through and drank.
01:45:35.000 What?
01:45:35.000 So they had been living off my cleaning supplies.
01:45:38.000 What?
01:45:38.000 They ate bleach?
01:45:39.000 Yeah.
01:45:39.000 All my shit.
01:45:40.000 Ammonia, wax for your floors, floor wax.
01:45:45.000 They ate that shit?
01:45:46.000 It's all gone.
01:45:47.000 And there's this hole in it where they had drank it all.
01:45:49.000 What the fuck?
01:45:51.000 Yeah.
01:45:52.000 Wait a minute.
01:45:52.000 Google what can rats eat.
01:45:54.000 Can rats eat cleaning supplies?
01:45:56.000 I think they're pretty much...
01:45:58.000 You can't kill a rat.
01:45:59.000 And watching them the last three weeks was just amazing, seeing how smart they are.
01:46:04.000 I don't know if you've seen that Morgan Spurlock movie, Rats, on Netflix.
01:46:07.000 No, I heard it's awesome.
01:46:08.000 Yeah, and just the trailer.
01:46:09.000 They're saying how rats are getting smarter.
01:46:12.000 They're about to overtake us.
01:46:14.000 I believe it, though, just watching my rat.
01:46:16.000 I was obsessed with them.
01:46:17.000 I was watching them all night.
01:46:18.000 I had three cameras shoot.
01:46:20.000 Morgan, don't be so silly.
01:46:21.000 But, yeah, that's a horrible feeling, having rats in your house.
01:46:25.000 I've had it before.
01:46:26.000 Yeah.
01:46:27.000 I want to move, even though they're gone.
01:46:28.000 I just don't want to be in that house.
01:46:30.000 Did I ever tell you the rat in my garage story?
01:46:32.000 No.
01:46:32.000 From Encino.
01:46:33.000 When I lived in Encino, I killed a rat in my garage, put this trap up.
01:46:37.000 That's where I used to keep my trash, kept it in the barrels in the garage, then I'd take it out in the morning, right, when you're supposed to.
01:46:42.000 I fucking killed this rat.
01:46:44.000 It dies in the trap.
01:46:46.000 I look at it.
01:46:47.000 It's a big fucking rat.
01:46:48.000 I was like, whoa, that thing's huge.
01:46:50.000 I was like, all right, I'm lazy.
01:46:52.000 I don't feel like taking care of it now.
01:46:53.000 I'm going to go take care of it in the morning.
01:46:55.000 So I wake up in the morning.
01:46:56.000 I go out there.
01:46:56.000 It's eaten.
01:46:58.000 They ate him.
01:46:59.000 I mean, they ate him down to the tail.
01:47:01.000 All that was left was the tail.
01:47:03.000 And I was like, holy shit.
01:47:06.000 First of all, it taught me even rats will eat rat tails, which is interesting.
01:47:10.000 Rat tails must taste like shit.
01:47:13.000 I just find it weird.
01:47:14.000 Rat ate his friend's asshole.
01:47:16.000 He got to the tail.
01:47:17.000 He's like, enough.
01:47:18.000 This is why I draw the culinary line.
01:47:21.000 I mean, they ate the fuck out of this rat.
01:47:24.000 When I tell you, there was almost none of it left.
01:47:27.000 But it was like there was still meat that was trapped in the jaws of the mouse trap, the rat trap.
01:47:33.000 So you could tell that it wasn't like it was all gone.
01:47:37.000 There was a lot left where you could tell they ate him.
01:47:39.000 But it was like they had eaten almost everything.
01:47:43.000 All the innards gone.
01:47:44.000 It's fucked up.
01:47:45.000 Eyeballs gone.
01:47:46.000 Face gone.
01:47:47.000 They just ate the fuck out of their friend.
01:47:49.000 Ate the fuck out of them.
01:47:50.000 And they did it overnight.
01:47:51.000 I don't know how many rats were in there, but it's a fat-ass rat.
01:47:55.000 Think about if you, me, and Jamie had to eat a whole person in a night.
01:47:59.000 Jesus.
01:48:00.000 How could you eat them?
01:48:02.000 How much meat is that?
01:48:04.000 That's insane.
01:48:05.000 Like, how many rats are there that they ate my whole rat in one night?
01:48:09.000 I mean, you'd have to, like, okay, if you had to eat a person, you and the three of us...
01:48:15.000 You know, how to recruit a bunch of people to help us eat someone the size of Tony Hitchcliffe.
01:48:20.000 Not a big person.
01:48:21.000 Take an hour.
01:48:22.000 No.
01:48:23.000 Take fucking weeks.
01:48:25.000 Yeah.
01:48:26.000 I wonder what you'd do with the bones.
01:48:27.000 You'd throw away the bones, right?
01:48:28.000 We would have to get like a hundred dudes to help us.
01:48:31.000 Yeah, you'd throw away the bones.
01:48:32.000 They ate through those fucking bones.
01:48:34.000 They ate most of the bones.
01:48:36.000 How much meat can you eat at dinner?
01:48:37.000 Like two pounds?
01:48:39.000 Three pounds?
01:48:39.000 Maybe.
01:48:40.000 You might be able to force three pounds in your face, but you're gonna feel like shit.
01:48:45.000 So the equivalent for a rat is like you eating 50 pounds.
01:48:49.000 I didn't know they jumped so high.
01:48:51.000 I didn't know that was a thing.
01:48:52.000 Rats jump high on top of your counters.
01:48:55.000 That was fucked up.
01:48:56.000 Yeah, dude.
01:48:57.000 They're freaks.
01:48:58.000 They can scramble up things.
01:49:00.000 They'll attack you.
01:49:01.000 They got into my wall heater and fucked my heater up and blew the pilot out and did something.
01:49:08.000 They really fucked me up.
01:49:09.000 My dog wouldn't leave my bedroom.
01:49:12.000 I wouldn't leave my bedroom.
01:49:13.000 God, dude.
01:49:14.000 Well, think about a dog.
01:49:15.000 That's like having a rat the size of a dog.
01:49:18.000 Imagine that.
01:49:19.000 Like a rat the size of a German Shepherd living in your house.
01:49:21.000 I think that rats documentary started because the rat terrier thing, there's a group of people that take their little dogs to New York City and they fuck up rats.
01:49:31.000 Yeah, it looks fun.
01:49:32.000 They just destroy them.
01:49:33.000 Break their backs.
01:49:34.000 They don't even eat them.
01:49:34.000 They do it for fun, almost.
01:49:36.000 Well, that's what those dogs are designed for.
01:49:38.000 They made those dogs in Europe, I believe.
01:49:41.000 I might have made that up.
01:49:41.000 But they made those dogs just to go after rats.
01:49:45.000 Yeah, I was about to get one.
01:49:46.000 Please Google what percentage of white men drive trucks.
01:49:50.000 Drive me crazy.
01:49:51.000 I've got to find this out.
01:49:52.000 I was about to get cats again.
01:49:54.000 I was about to get rat terror.
01:49:56.000 Call me up, man.
01:49:57.000 I can borrow one of your cats.
01:49:59.000 No, you can't.
01:49:59.000 You don't want a cat.
01:50:00.000 They shit in a box in your house.
01:50:01.000 As awesome as they are.
01:50:03.000 And if you leave them outside...
01:50:04.000 No, to kill the rat.
01:50:05.000 I was going to have Tony lay there with his butt up in his pants down in the kitchen against a wall.
01:50:10.000 Tony Hinchler?
01:50:11.000 I don't get it.
01:50:13.000 How's that gonna kill the cat?
01:50:14.000 Richard Gere, you know.
01:50:15.000 Richard Gere?
01:50:16.000 Like the rat would go in the butt.
01:50:18.000 Never mind.
01:50:19.000 Boy, that was bad.
01:50:21.000 Jesus!
01:50:24.000 Tried everything.
01:50:27.000 But you got rid of your rats?
01:50:29.000 Yeah.
01:50:29.000 You gotta do it right.
01:50:32.000 You gotta kill them with fucking traps, and you gotta set out poison, and you gotta have someone do the whole thing.
01:50:37.000 Otherwise, they'll take over your fucking place.
01:50:40.000 Luckily, for the last week and a half, there hasn't been one rat.
01:50:44.000 Well, it's one reason why I'm pro-coyote.
01:50:46.000 Even though coyotes have eaten my chickens, they've killed at least one that I know of, and they might have killed two.
01:50:52.000 I think that coyotes are super important for keeping the rat population in check and the mouse population in check.
01:50:57.000 Somebody told me if we just had more guinea pigs, they would take care of all that.
01:51:03.000 Like, guinea pigs hate rats and mice.
01:51:06.000 And I wouldn't mind guinea pigs.
01:51:07.000 Those are kind of cool.
01:51:08.000 I wouldn't mind seeing those guys.
01:51:09.000 Well, there was a show on Anthony Bourdain's old show.
01:51:13.000 He did an episode about this family.
01:51:15.000 That lived in South America.
01:51:17.000 And apparently in a lot of places, guinea pigs are eaten on a regular basis.
01:51:22.000 And they keep them as pets.
01:51:23.000 So the entire floor of these people's house, like where their kitchen is, there's guinea pigs running all over the place.
01:51:29.000 They just grab one of them, kill them, cook them up.
01:51:32.000 That's weird.
01:51:32.000 They're so stupid they don't even know their friend died.
01:51:34.000 They're like, where's Mikey?
01:51:36.000 They're not like rats.
01:51:37.000 They're just like, they're pets.
01:51:39.000 And they're, you know, even if you, it's kind of what you're doing if you kill chickens.
01:51:44.000 You know, it's just these are just wandering around with you.
01:51:47.000 But they're well fed, and then when the time has come and the family needs to eat, they just grab one of those motherfuckers.
01:51:53.000 I bet guinea pig's good.
01:51:54.000 It looked good.
01:51:55.000 The way they were cooking it, it looked like they've done it before.
01:51:57.000 Right.
01:51:58.000 It's probably super lean.
01:51:59.000 You know, it's probably a lot like rabbit or something like that.
01:52:04.000 I don't like rabbit too much.
01:52:06.000 You know, there's mites that grow on rabbits that can kill you.
01:52:10.000 Oh, really?
01:52:11.000 Yeah.
01:52:12.000 If you get bitten by these mites, they carry diseases, especially like jackrabbits.
01:52:18.000 A lot of jackrabbits have them.
01:52:21.000 It's really important to be careful.
01:52:23.000 If you don't handle them with gloves, or if you get them on your body, and if you get the wrong kind of mites...
01:52:29.000 You know how ticks carry Lyme disease?
01:52:31.000 Some ticks do.
01:52:32.000 Some mites carry this horrible fucking disease that kills people.
01:52:36.000 And if you don't get antibiotics in you at the right time, people have died from killing a rabbit and eating it, from the mites biting you.
01:52:44.000 Like, what in the fuck?
01:52:48.000 I was scared that this rat jumped on Janice and my girlfriend.
01:52:53.000 It touched her?
01:52:54.000 Well, we thought there was only one rat, so we were cleaning something out in the kitchen, and she picked up this styrofoam thing, and it was attached to the styrofoam.
01:53:03.000 It wouldn't let go of it.
01:53:04.000 Oh, my God.
01:53:04.000 And so when she picked it up, the rat looked over at her, and it just jumped.
01:53:09.000 And luckily, it didn't bite her or anything like that.
01:53:12.000 Jesus Christ.
01:53:13.000 What if it got caught in her hair, and it was just fucking chewing its way out?
01:53:16.000 Ah!
01:53:20.000 Eddie Ife sent me, he has rats right now.
01:53:22.000 He has a huge rat problem because he lives down in the country.
01:53:25.000 Eddie Ife lives in a very rural area.
01:53:28.000 Yeah, Santa Monica Mountains or something like that, right?
01:53:30.000 Well, where he is is like, there's fucking coyotes and mountain lions and all kinds of shit.
01:53:35.000 Yeah.
01:53:35.000 What is that, a keyboard attached to an iPad?
01:53:37.000 Yeah.
01:53:38.000 Now, why that over a laptop?
01:53:40.000 Oh, I use a laptop.
01:53:41.000 This is for drawing, for DJing, for Kill Tony, and stuff like that.
01:53:47.000 I can pretty much do everything that I can on this than my laptop.
01:53:52.000 Right, but it doesn't have any storage.
01:53:54.000 Yeah, it's got storage.
01:53:55.000 But I mean, you can't make a file and leave it on your desktop.
01:53:58.000 Right.
01:53:59.000 So there's certain things like that I need to do that for.
01:54:02.000 But it has memory, like you can store movies on it and songs and stuff like that.
01:54:06.000 Oh yeah, it's great.
01:54:07.000 I love this.
01:54:08.000 And the cool thing is you can just carry it around like this.
01:54:11.000 It doesn't have to have the keyboard.
01:54:13.000 And the stewardess doesn't give you a hard time when you're watching a movie like that, but if you use the keyboard, you're a bad person.
01:54:19.000 Right.
01:54:20.000 What the fuck is that about?
01:54:21.000 Makes no sense.
01:54:22.000 You have to close your laptop, but you're allowed to open up your tablet.
01:54:25.000 Explain.
01:54:26.000 How come I can hold on to a tablet?
01:54:29.000 It's safe.
01:54:30.000 But if I'm messing around with a keyboard, I might blow this fucker right out of the sky.
01:54:35.000 It makes zero sense.
01:54:36.000 You have to put away your laptop!
01:54:37.000 But you can hold on to your iPad.
01:54:39.000 What?
01:54:40.000 I'm going to know why this laptop has such a huge brick.
01:54:43.000 Because it's a really good laptop.
01:54:45.000 It runs Windows.
01:54:47.000 I know, but if you get the latest MacBook Pro, like the highest specs ever, it doesn't have a brick like that.
01:54:53.000 It has a little power thing.
01:54:54.000 Well, I have a backup brick.
01:54:56.000 It's a smaller brick than that.
01:54:58.000 That's a big brick.
01:54:59.000 Oh.
01:55:00.000 That's a brick I bought online.
01:55:03.000 And it is a Lenovo brick.
01:55:04.000 I think it just works on a lot of different laptops.
01:55:06.000 And they make a giant one too that's like a 17 inch one.
01:55:09.000 They still make a 17 inch one.
01:55:11.000 That's a crazy brick.
01:55:12.000 This is, for me, people keep asking me because most people just use Apple stuff and they stay on Apple stuff.
01:55:19.000 The hardest thing was trying to use an Android phone.
01:55:21.000 I abandoned that.
01:55:22.000 The reason why I abandoned that is just too many fucking people send me iMessages.
01:55:26.000 And I contacted you and a lot of people.
01:55:32.000 I called them up and I said, hey man, do me a favor.
01:55:35.000 Change the thing on your phone that says I have an iPhone.
01:55:38.000 Change it to just mobile and try to send me a text message.
01:55:41.000 I'm going to send you a text message.
01:55:42.000 Tell me if you get it.
01:55:42.000 And nobody was getting it.
01:55:43.000 They were getting my messages, but nobody's messages were getting back to me.
01:55:46.000 They were going as iMessages.
01:55:48.000 It goes both ways.
01:55:48.000 Hold on a second.
01:55:49.000 It does go both ways, but I never got the messages back.
01:55:52.000 But I even contacted Apple, and I said, pull my email off the iMessage server, the email that I used to have connected to it.
01:56:00.000 And they pulled it, and it still wasn't going through.
01:56:04.000 So I waited a day, and then after a day, I was saying like 50% of the texts I was sending were going through his texts, and people were replying his texts.
01:56:12.000 50%.
01:56:13.000 The rest of it was like a big struggle.
01:56:15.000 So I thought, okay, fuck this.
01:56:17.000 Like, they make it really hard.
01:56:18.000 Yeah.
01:56:18.000 All the greens that I know, like, constantly, we're having problems.
01:56:22.000 Like, why didn't you text me back?
01:56:23.000 What are you talking about?
01:56:24.000 And then I look at their phone, and they sent me something, or I sent them something.
01:56:27.000 But the communication between Android and Apple operating systems is not there still.
01:56:32.000 Like, it's not 100%.
01:56:34.000 I've never experienced that.
01:56:35.000 I've never experienced anybody sending me a green message and me not getting it.
01:56:39.000 But fucking for sure, once I switched over to Android, it was a disaster for a solid day and a half.
01:56:46.000 And I was in the middle of doing business stuff.
01:56:48.000 I was like, I can't do this.
01:56:50.000 I need to be able to answer questions.
01:56:52.000 I need to be able to, you know.
01:56:54.000 So when you try to switch over to Windows, it's easy.
01:56:58.000 Windows is easy.
01:57:00.000 This Windows 10 is great.
01:57:01.000 It works good.
01:57:02.000 There's a bunch of things that's different.
01:57:04.000 It's weird.
01:57:04.000 It shows me different pictures on my desktop if I decide to every day.
01:57:08.000 It shows me new cities and new nature settings and stuff.
01:57:11.000 I can open it with my fingerprint.
01:57:13.000 There's a lot of the password works on my fingerprint.
01:57:15.000 The keyboard's amazing.
01:57:16.000 It's a way more comfortable experience typing because...
01:57:20.000 I used MacBooks for so fucking long, and they're still great, but MacBooks are metal, and metal doesn't feel as good on your hands.
01:57:28.000 Right.
01:57:28.000 Like this plastic.
01:57:29.000 Let's see the keyboard.
01:57:30.000 Ah, nice.
01:57:31.000 See, like, look at this, man.
01:57:32.000 When you want to start this bitch up, you put your fingerprint in there.
01:57:35.000 Yeah.
01:57:35.000 The new MacBooks have the thumbprint, but the new keyboard's awful.
01:57:39.000 It's like it doesn't click anymore.
01:57:42.000 It's like spongy.
01:57:45.000 That's the thing I like the most about this, is that the keyboard, like when you type, listen to this.
01:57:51.000 Yeah.
01:57:53.000 It's like you have some travel.
01:57:56.000 You have travel to the keys.
01:57:58.000 And I think for someone who writes, like for me, my fingers have to be comfortable so I know where the letters are.
01:58:07.000 They've got to be comfortable.
01:58:08.000 It's like, oh yeah, I get this.
01:58:10.000 And when I don't get any feedback, it's not the same loop of information.
01:58:14.000 So it doesn't feel as good.
01:58:15.000 Like, if I try to type something on one of those virtual keyboards, I try to type things, it just feels so weird.
01:58:20.000 I never know where I'm...
01:58:21.000 Am I putting my fingers in the right place, in the wrong place?
01:58:24.000 It's just not as good.
01:58:24.000 This is what Apple changed their keyboard to.
01:58:26.000 It's why it feels a little different.
01:58:27.000 They call it butterfly keys or some shit.
01:58:30.000 And what's the difference?
01:58:32.000 I don't know.
01:58:32.000 It's a little softer.
01:58:33.000 This is the old style.
01:58:35.000 It's called scissor mechanism.
01:58:36.000 So the old style, you feel more of a click?
01:58:38.000 Yeah.
01:58:38.000 See, I want more click.
01:58:40.000 Yeah, me too.
01:58:40.000 This new one felt mushy.
01:58:42.000 That's what it felt like, mushy.
01:58:44.000 Yeah.
01:58:45.000 I want a click.
01:58:46.000 Like, what I like about this, like, feel this.
01:58:49.000 Tap those keys.
01:58:50.000 Yeah.
01:58:50.000 Oh, yeah.
01:58:51.000 That's perfect.
01:58:52.000 Yeah, and it's, like, shaped like a little half moon.
01:58:54.000 Yeah.
01:58:55.000 You know?
01:58:55.000 Like, the bottom of it has, it's got, like, a little dividend.
01:58:58.000 Your fingers sit in there, and you know when you start moving your keys.
01:59:01.000 Like, the Apple ones are really flat.
01:59:03.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:59:04.000 Yeah, that's one of the things that I don't like that much.
01:59:07.000 What I like about this Lenovo, this ThinkPad, is that there's like a contour, like a pool in the middle of these keys.
01:59:17.000 They're lower in the middle and higher in the ends, and your fingers float right into that spot, and they feel like it's giving you feedback.
01:59:24.000 See, look, you can even tell by this photo that Jamie has up.
01:59:26.000 Look, there's barely any difference between a non-pushed button and a pushed button.
01:59:30.000 Look how, like, depth there is.
01:59:32.000 There's barely anything.
01:59:32.000 I need more.
01:59:33.000 Me too.
01:59:34.000 I don't like it.
01:59:34.000 I need more.
01:59:35.000 But they're trying too hard to be, like, slick-looking and futuristic and minimalistic.
01:59:41.000 And the experience of using something is, like, this is a big issue with the car world, you know?
01:59:47.000 Yeah.
01:59:47.000 Because with new cars, cars are becoming more and more numb to the experience of driving.
01:59:53.000 The steering is now electric instead of hydraulic, and your power steering feels weirder.
02:00:01.000 It feels very universal.
02:00:04.000 No matter what you do, it's easy to turn the wheel.
02:00:06.000 And then the body doesn't give as much feedback.
02:00:09.000 The suspension is more improved because it absorbs the ground better, so it feels kind of like you're floating.
02:00:14.000 You don't feel like when the tires are going to break as much as you used to in the old days.
02:00:19.000 In the old days, if you had an old car, like if you had an old 911, that's a perfect example, like a Porsche 911. Those cars were super light, and they didn't have that much power.
02:00:32.000 That's one of the things that people don't realize.
02:00:33.000 An old Porsche Has probably less power for sure than your truck.
02:00:39.000 Like, what do you think your truck has?
02:00:40.000 What kind of truck do you have?
02:00:41.000 I have a Ford Edge, but it's a 4x4 V6. Yeah, so your V6 probably has like 260 horsepower.
02:00:50.000 Let me guess.
02:00:51.000 Pull up Ford Edge horsepower.
02:00:54.000 Which one do you have?
02:00:55.000 Like a 2008 all-wheel drive.
02:00:56.000 Let's take a guess here.
02:00:58.000 Now think about this.
02:00:59.000 This is a truck, right?
02:01:00.000 It's a big-ass truck.
02:01:02.000 It's got a lot of body to it.
02:01:04.000 265. There we go.
02:01:05.000 Bango.
02:01:05.000 I nailed it.
02:01:06.000 Damn.
02:01:06.000 Okay.
02:01:07.000 Now, a Porsche 911 from like 1973, I want to say maybe has 140 or 150 horsepower.
02:01:19.000 Let's find out.
02:01:20.000 Porsche 911, 1973 horsepower.
02:01:24.000 Okay.
02:01:25.000 It's not popping right up.
02:01:26.000 Where would it be the best place?
02:01:26.000 Just Google horsepower.
02:01:29.000 1973 Porsche 911 stock horsepower.
02:01:34.000 Should have it on Wiki.
02:01:35.000 Something said it increased from 190 to something.
02:01:37.000 Does that sound right?
02:01:38.000 Maybe it was a turbo.
02:01:40.000 Did they have a turbo in 73?
02:01:42.000 I don't think they did.
02:01:43.000 Probably not.
02:01:44.000 Anyway, your...
02:01:46.000 What do we got?
02:01:48.000 Sorry, you said 911. Yeah.
02:01:49.000 Carrera popped up.
02:01:50.000 Yeah, no, that's the right word.
02:01:52.000 911 Carrera.
02:01:52.000 Okay.
02:01:54.000 Carrera means race in some fucking...
02:01:58.000 What is that?
02:01:59.000 You think German?
02:02:00.000 It doesn't seem like it.
02:02:01.000 Carrera sounds like an Italian word.
02:02:03.000 Yeah, Italian.
02:02:03.000 What's that, James?
02:02:05.000 I see developing a 210 PS or 210. 210?
02:02:11.000 Okay.
02:02:12.000 So if that's what it is, your truck has 50 more horsepower than a Porsche, which is like a super sports car at the time.
02:02:22.000 Right.
02:02:22.000 But that car is so light that you feel everything.
02:02:26.000 With those old Porsches, you feel every bump in the road.
02:02:30.000 When the tires start to give out, you kind of feel them giving out.
02:02:33.000 You feel it in your butt.
02:02:34.000 You know when it's happening.
02:02:39.000 Modern cars, man, they go numb.
02:02:41.000 You don't feel them anymore.
02:02:42.000 That's the same thing with, like, electronic stuff.
02:02:44.000 Like, I have a mechanical keyboard on my home computer.
02:02:48.000 It's like a real clickety-click, clickety-click.
02:02:50.000 It feels...
02:02:51.000 Is your home computer a PC or a Mac?
02:02:52.000 It's a PC. Really?
02:02:54.000 It's a Mac rather.
02:02:55.000 Oh, okay.
02:02:55.000 Mac.
02:02:56.000 But I would use a PC for a home computer.
02:02:58.000 I have no problem.
02:02:59.000 I don't do anything, man.
02:03:00.000 What do I do?
02:03:01.000 I write.
02:03:02.000 I write on this.
02:03:03.000 And also, there's a program, one of the big issues, like, I've talked about that Write Room program that I use all the time.
02:03:09.000 There's one that they make that's even better for Windows.
02:03:14.000 It's called, what the fuck is it?
02:03:15.000 It's called, like, Focus Writer or something like that.
02:03:18.000 Let me see what it's called.
02:03:20.000 Carreras.
02:03:21.000 Race in Spanish.
02:03:22.000 Ah, there we go.
02:03:23.000 It was named after a race that it won.
02:03:25.000 The car was.
02:03:27.000 I've been looking at PCs just because I want to get either the Oculus or the HTC vibe.
02:03:34.000 Yeah.
02:03:34.000 Focus Writer is the name of this program that I use.
02:03:37.000 But it's the same thing as Write Room.
02:03:38.000 It just gives you that...
02:03:41.000 Oh yeah.
02:03:41.000 Green font with a black background.
02:03:43.000 It's like DOS. That to me is like the most important thing about writing.
02:03:47.000 If I can get a program like that on my computer, what else does it need to do?
02:03:50.000 As long as it doesn't fuck me.
02:03:51.000 It doesn't let it just crash all the time.
02:03:53.000 The thing about these ThinkPads is, they use these, these are military spec, and they use these in a lot of big businesses.
02:03:59.000 They don't want these things to fuck up.
02:04:01.000 So these are like, it's a very durable computer.
02:04:04.000 It's so durable that a lot of these people, they don't even recommend Windows 10. They want Windows 7. They sell it with Windows 7 as an option.
02:04:12.000 And I've seen Windows 7. It's like, Jesus Christ, what are we in the 90s here?
02:04:15.000 Windows XP Pro.
02:04:17.000 Yeah, they go back because it's like super stable.
02:04:19.000 Like, it's been worked out.
02:04:21.000 You don't need Mac anymore.
02:04:23.000 It's nice that they innovate and they keep coming up with cool shit and their phones are still awesome, but...
02:04:29.000 The experience on a Windows computer is, in my mind, it's not much different.
02:04:34.000 It took me, like, how long, Jamie?
02:04:36.000 A couple days?
02:04:36.000 I was like, this thing's great.
02:04:38.000 I don't have a problem with it at all.
02:04:39.000 I don't miss it at all.
02:04:40.000 Is that gaming at all?
02:04:42.000 It can.
02:04:42.000 This is not the best one for gaming.
02:04:44.000 This is a work computer.
02:04:45.000 But the battery life is fucking insane.
02:04:48.000 It looks like it has a great...
02:04:49.000 Dude.
02:04:50.000 It actually looks like the laptop I sold you when I lived in Ohio.
02:04:54.000 Remember that?
02:04:54.000 I went to the airport and I got fucking...
02:04:57.000 Flagged for it.
02:04:58.000 There's a smaller one, the ThinkPad PX260 or something like that.
02:05:04.000 I think that's it.
02:05:05.000 But it gets 17 fucking hours.
02:05:07.000 17 hours of use online with not being plugged in.
02:05:12.000 I'm looking at Alienware and Razer as the two laptops.
02:05:16.000 The new one that they just, this thing, the QHD Plus or whatever.
02:05:19.000 The new Razer laptops are like, they're like super high-end laptops.
02:05:24.000 Those are beautiful.
02:05:25.000 Yeah.
02:05:26.000 They're all aluminum.
02:05:27.000 It looks a lot like a MacBook in a lot of ways.
02:05:31.000 It's like an aluminum PC version of a MacBook.
02:05:34.000 Yeah.
02:05:34.000 Yeah.
02:05:35.000 Jamie, you have an HTC. I got a 5, yeah.
02:05:37.000 I didn't get a laptop.
02:05:38.000 I got a computer.
02:05:40.000 I wanted it to be a little more stable.
02:05:41.000 I didn't get the best, highest-end thing you could get.
02:05:44.000 Did you just go to, like, Best Buy and just grab a computer?
02:05:47.000 I went to Fry's.
02:05:48.000 I found something that was...
02:05:49.000 I'm sick of Fry's.
02:05:50.000 I could have got it at Best Buy, but they didn't.
02:05:52.000 The actual computer I found I wanted to get wasn't available at the store at the time.
02:05:56.000 It was back-ordered on different places.
02:05:57.000 I found somewhere in California I could go get one and have it in my hands that day because I'd ordered a Five and I didn't want it sitting around staring at me and I couldn't use it.
02:06:05.000 So I went and got something I could play it with.
02:06:07.000 I do almost nothing on this computer other than web surf and write.
02:06:10.000 That's it.
02:06:11.000 It does everything.
02:06:13.000 And this thing also has two fucking terabytes.
02:06:16.000 Two terabytes of storage in it.
02:06:18.000 Yeah.
02:06:19.000 And, you know, when the new Macs didn't have a USB port, I was like, fuck you.
02:06:24.000 But do the new computers, do these new left PC ones still have all that shit?
02:06:28.000 Yes, this one does.
02:06:29.000 This has everything.
02:06:30.000 This has HDMI. This thing has everything.
02:06:32.000 It has a smart card reader.
02:06:34.000 It's like they just keep making things less and less convenient and no options.
02:06:40.000 Like, how about you have one of those and then you have one, let's go crazy, with some fucking USB ports.
02:06:46.000 How about you have one that has a disposable battery?
02:06:49.000 Let us know, like, can you make one with a replaceable battery?
02:06:52.000 Isn't that possible, you fucks?
02:06:54.000 Yeah.
02:06:54.000 Keyboard on the Razer.
02:06:55.000 Dude.
02:06:56.000 Yeah, that's...
02:06:57.000 Like a screen for your trackpad.
02:06:59.000 Oh my god.
02:07:00.000 What?
02:07:00.000 You can have special hotkeys set up to whatever you want them to be.
02:07:02.000 Are you serious?
02:07:03.000 Some hotkeys could be your mail.
02:07:04.000 Some hotkeys could be...
02:07:05.000 YouTube.
02:07:06.000 YouTube?
02:07:07.000 Wow.
02:07:07.000 Whatever you want.
02:07:08.000 That's cool.
02:07:09.000 That's dope.
02:07:09.000 That's a dope laptop.
02:07:10.000 I didn't know it's a center's LED. And it's super thin.
02:07:12.000 And how much do they...
02:07:13.000 Yeah, how much does that go for?
02:07:15.000 I think the Stealth...
02:07:17.000 I'm not sure if this is actually the Stealth.
02:07:19.000 With this keyboard, it might be a little more specked out, but the Stealth starts at like $1,400, which isn't very bad at all, especially if you want to run the baddest-ass games you can.
02:07:27.000 And it can run really bad-ass games, which is insane.
02:07:29.000 You can run stuff on ultra settings with these, which looks fantastic.
02:07:33.000 So that's way more physical capability than a Mac keyboard, or a Mac laptop would, rather.
02:07:39.000 Now, how big did they make them?
02:07:41.000 Because that's another thing that annoyed me.
02:07:42.000 It's when Apple stopped doing the 17-inch one.
02:07:44.000 I know.
02:07:46.000 They make a 17?
02:07:47.000 I think so.
02:07:49.000 Well, what Apple's done...
02:07:52.000 Let's see if they make a 17-inch one.
02:07:55.000 They do.
02:07:56.000 Oh my god, 17 inches.
02:07:57.000 Look at the size of that thing.
02:08:00.000 Let's see a big picture.
02:08:01.000 Look at the fucking size of that thing.
02:08:03.000 Look at the Blade Pro.
02:08:04.000 The Blade Pro looks better.
02:08:06.000 But again, here, look, I'm sure those are badass, and they're probably better than this for running games on it.
02:08:13.000 And if I wanted to run games, I'd be all over that shit.
02:08:16.000 You don't want to get virtual reality?
02:08:17.000 No!
02:08:18.000 I'm too busy!
02:08:20.000 That PlayStation virtual reality really got me...
02:08:22.000 I have a pool table game.
02:08:24.000 You can play pool.
02:08:25.000 I have a pool table right out there.
02:08:26.000 I know!
02:08:27.000 Come on, let's play.
02:08:28.000 But it's got me addicted.
02:08:31.000 I'm addicted to it now.
02:08:32.000 But I really want to play the HTC. I don't know which one to get though.
02:08:36.000 Dude, the vibe that Duncan has is fucking insane.
02:08:39.000 And there's a boxing game that you play on it.
02:08:42.000 It's kind of weird because for the knuckles to come out like this, like they would if you're punching somebody, you have to hold your hand upright.
02:08:50.000 So that the bottom of your hand is facing the ground and your thumb is facing up.
02:08:53.000 So that's the only way you get the gloves to look right.
02:08:56.000 So it feels weird because you're punching them like this kind of.
02:08:59.000 You're not turning your knuckles over.
02:09:01.000 But that's just in your head.
02:09:03.000 If you could get over the fact that the knuckles look different on screen, you could just turn your hands in and punch like you normally would.
02:09:10.000 You get a workout doing it, man.
02:09:11.000 It's like a real workout.
02:09:12.000 Yeah.
02:09:13.000 Like you're boxing against a dude.
02:09:14.000 You're moving.
02:09:15.000 And he's throwing punches at you.
02:09:16.000 You're trying to get out of the way.
02:09:17.000 And he hits you like everything lights up.
02:09:19.000 It gets white like you just got hit.
02:09:21.000 Yeah, I want to do it.
02:09:22.000 There's a way you can get all the...
02:09:24.000 I'm pretty sure of this, too.
02:09:25.000 You can get all the Oculus games on the Vive.
02:09:27.000 You can?
02:09:28.000 I don't think you can do it the other way around.
02:09:32.000 Doesn't the Vive have more cameras, so it has a larger...
02:09:36.000 It uses something called room scale, so there's two.
02:09:38.000 You can buy more if you want.
02:09:39.000 I'm not sure really why you would want to buy more yet, but it comes with two...
02:09:43.000 Lighthouses is what they're called.
02:09:44.000 You play six and a half feet off the ground.
02:09:46.000 They figure out where you are and track you.
02:09:50.000 Track the headset, track your hands in the room so they always kind of know what's right, what's left.
02:09:53.000 You don't have to keep switching your hands around.
02:09:56.000 Wow.
02:09:56.000 There's another game that Duncan had that's an archery game that's fucking amazing.
02:10:00.000 I have that.
02:10:01.000 When you draw back and they're raiding the castle, they're coming at you and you shoot at them.
02:10:05.000 They're like circles with shields in front of them and spears.
02:10:08.000 How long ago would you say you did that with Duncan?
02:10:12.000 September, maybe?
02:10:13.000 Yeah, probably around then.
02:10:14.000 Just in that amount of time, from now until then, there's three cooler archery games that have come out.
02:10:21.000 Really?
02:10:21.000 There's like a hunting experience game where you're like walking around the woods.
02:10:24.000 You know what I would really like?
02:10:26.000 I would really like if they made one where I could use my real bow.
02:10:31.000 Oh, that'd be cool.
02:10:32.000 Because if I could use my real bow and I could draw it back, it would have to be in some sort of a secured room.
02:10:36.000 You take off the headset and there's a bunch of dead people everywhere.
02:10:40.000 But it would actually help you because of the weight of the bow.
02:10:44.000 You want to feel the exact weight.
02:10:46.000 The biggest issue right now with that is that that headset gets in the way of when you're trying, like, you draw a bow, you put it next to your head, that thing's going to get in the way.
02:10:53.000 Yeah, it would hit your thing.
02:10:54.000 Because as I'm doing it now, I'm just pulling it back like this on Dunkin's.
02:10:58.000 But I know there's a video game.
02:10:59.000 Let's look this up.
02:11:01.000 Maybe this would be a new thing for the new studio.
02:11:04.000 There's an archery game where you actually shoot at a screen, and animals walk in front, and you shoot a real bow at the screen, and where it hits, it lights up.
02:11:14.000 You're not shooting arrows, though, are you?
02:11:16.000 Yes, you are.
02:11:17.000 Oh, cool.
02:11:17.000 You're shooting a real fucking arrow at a real screen.
02:11:20.000 I'm down with that.
02:11:21.000 Yeah.
02:11:22.000 Like, look at this.
02:11:23.000 Real tree, wide-tail country.
02:11:25.000 I don't know if this is it.
02:11:27.000 Okay, this is it.
02:11:27.000 Yeah.
02:11:28.000 Techno hunt.
02:11:28.000 Techno hunt.
02:11:29.000 Okay.
02:11:30.000 So watch.
02:11:30.000 This guy's got a video.
02:11:33.000 And he's standing in front of the screen.
02:11:37.000 He's going to shoot it.
02:11:38.000 Oh yeah, look at this.
02:11:39.000 So it looks like it's about 40 yards away.
02:11:42.000 Not even.
02:11:43.000 I should say 40 feet away.
02:11:45.000 Watch this.
02:11:46.000 He's going to shoot at it.
02:11:47.000 Perfect shot right there.
02:11:49.000 Oh, that sounds stupid.
02:11:52.000 You would shoot through your screen immediately.
02:11:54.000 No, but that's what he just did.
02:11:56.000 That stuck into the screen, didn't it?
02:11:58.000 No, that was a picture of an arrow.
02:11:59.000 So what is it, a fake arrow?
02:12:00.000 Yeah, right away you see the arrow bounce off.
02:12:02.000 Wait a minute, let me see it.
02:12:03.000 Let me just do it again.
02:12:04.000 Do it again.
02:12:04.000 This is like from 1982, I think.
02:12:06.000 No, no, no.
02:12:07.000 Hold on.
02:12:09.000 So he hit it, and then it shows where you hit.
02:12:11.000 Yeah, but that's a big fake arrow.
02:12:13.000 Yeah, that's a fake arrow, but he actually did hit it where the fake arrow points.
02:12:17.000 The fake arrow's just indicating what spot on the screen his arrow hit.
02:12:21.000 Yeah, listen.
02:12:22.000 Hear it again.
02:12:23.000 Perfect angle to slip one in there.
02:12:25.000 But your super powerful bow would shoot some shit through a wall, right?
02:12:29.000 You would want to use a less powerful bow.
02:12:30.000 Yeah, I think you actually have to.
02:12:32.000 Cam Haynes was playing this game and he told me they had to detune his bow.
02:12:36.000 And I think at the time he was shooting with a 70-pound bow.
02:12:41.000 I think he was shooting with a carbon spider turbo, but I might be wrong.
02:12:46.000 But the carbon spider turbo, they didn't make that any faster than 70 pounds or any more weight.
02:12:52.000 I think it's probably a feet per second and kinetic energy thing.
02:12:55.000 Like the arrow probably has to be a certain weight too.
02:12:58.000 Would it just be more fun or would you actually be getting benefit out of practicing with something that's less powerful than what you usually use?
02:13:05.000 There's a different feel to a less powerful bow, but the principles of archery are the same.
02:13:10.000 As long as you hold right, pull through the shot, anchor in the same way, use the correct body positioning.
02:13:18.000 I'm going to do archery.
02:13:19.000 Dude, archery's awesome.
02:13:21.000 I love doing it.
02:13:22.000 It's so fun.
02:13:23.000 And if it wasn't for my friend Cameron Haynes and my friend John Dudley, I wouldn't know shit about it.
02:13:29.000 It takes a long time to learn.
02:13:31.000 Okay, this is a different one.
02:13:33.000 So this guy's doing it here.
02:13:34.000 Boom.
02:13:35.000 Oh, that's better.
02:13:37.000 Let me see that again.
02:13:39.000 Back that up again.
02:13:40.000 So he shoots, and where does his arrow go?
02:13:43.000 So it does bounce off the wall.
02:13:45.000 See, you have to use a bitch-ass bow, and it's kind of a rubber point at the end.
02:13:51.000 Well, it's good practice for sure.
02:13:54.000 See, he's hitting perfect every time.
02:13:57.000 So it's good practice for that, for aiming and hitting the vitals and all that.
02:14:00.000 Exactly.
02:14:00.000 Exactly.
02:14:01.000 But it can't be more than...
02:14:02.000 This is like 20 yards away, it looks like.
02:14:06.000 Because like that big buck hunting game, you're not getting any hunting value out of that.
02:14:10.000 It's just fun to shoot fake shit with a fake shot.
02:14:12.000 No, but this is they're shooting a real bow.
02:14:14.000 So to answer your question, the difference between shooting like a 50-pound bow with these light arrows that bounces off the screen, like what benefit you would get, you'd get a lot of benefit.
02:14:24.000 Like you don't need a big, heavy bow To get the benefit of being accurate.
02:14:29.000 People are accurate with really, really light bows.
02:14:31.000 And that's really all you'd worry about.
02:14:33.000 As long as you have the strength...
02:14:35.000 How rude, they're going to shoot a rabbit.
02:14:36.000 As long as you have the strength...
02:14:38.000 Right in the eyeball.
02:14:39.000 Bullseye.
02:14:40.000 Okay, let's stop.
02:14:41.000 Who's the name of this company?
02:14:43.000 I don't know.
02:14:43.000 That's rude.
02:14:44.000 I shot it in the eyeball and it says bullseye.
02:14:46.000 I feel like I could design a better version of that.
02:14:48.000 Well, it's probably super hard to make something where you can actually shoot something at a screen and it registers.
02:14:55.000 Right.
02:14:56.000 Like, find out...
02:14:57.000 I bet that's expensive as fuck.
02:14:59.000 That's probably the same technology that does the golf simulators.
02:15:02.000 Yes.
02:15:02.000 Oh, yeah.
02:15:03.000 But the difference between a golf thing is that golf is a ball.
02:15:05.000 You're knocking it into a screen.
02:15:07.000 It's still going fast as shit, though.
02:15:08.000 Not as fast as a bow.
02:15:10.000 Yeah, but you could probably have something where it's just...
02:15:12.000 It's going in a different way, though.
02:15:13.000 There's a point on the end of a bow.
02:15:15.000 Or an arrow, rather.
02:15:16.000 Okay, I bet a golf club, when you hit a golf ball, I bet it does go faster if you really drive it.
02:15:24.000 Does it?
02:15:25.000 Okay, how many feet per second do you think someone drives a golf ball?
02:15:28.000 Feet per second?
02:15:29.000 Yeah.
02:15:29.000 Oh, jeez.
02:15:31.000 How many feet per second does Tiger Woods knock a golf ball?
02:15:34.000 Who hits it harder?
02:15:35.000 John Daly?
02:15:36.000 John Daly hit it harder than Tiger Woods?
02:15:38.000 No.
02:15:38.000 You see Tiger's nipples?
02:15:39.000 His nipples.
02:15:41.000 Did you see it, Jamie?
02:15:42.000 He released a shirtless photo and his nipples have been the talk of the town.
02:15:48.000 He's got weird nipples.
02:15:49.000 Time to move to a new town.
02:15:51.000 You live in the wrong fucking town.
02:15:53.000 All they're talking about is Tiger Woods.
02:15:54.000 Hey!
02:15:54.000 Hey!
02:15:56.000 Open up, man.
02:15:58.000 Have you heard about Tiger's nipples?
02:15:59.000 Look at his nipples.
02:16:00.000 What's going on with his goatee?
02:16:02.000 Is that real?
02:16:03.000 It's something he said he does for his kids.
02:16:04.000 It's like Badass Santa or some shit.
02:16:07.000 Oh, okay.
02:16:08.000 It's a loophole.
02:16:08.000 If I was Brendan Schaub, I would say, for sure, don't do that anymore.
02:16:15.000 What is the feet per second of a golf ball?
02:16:18.000 100. You had to take me on a nipple detour, huh?
02:16:22.000 How many feet per second does a golf ball travel?
02:16:26.000 150. I'd say 150. How many feet per second does a golf ball travel?
02:16:32.000 Let's see.
02:16:34.000 You say 50?
02:16:35.000 No, you're crazy.
02:16:36.000 150. No, it's probably more than that.
02:16:38.000 It's probably about as fast as a bow and arrow.
02:16:41.000 250 feet per second.
02:16:42.000 Yeah.
02:16:43.000 That's good terminal speed for an arrow.
02:16:46.000 Like, that's what you want.
02:16:47.000 The rule is that you can't hit a ball faster than that in the USGA. What?
02:16:52.000 You can tell someone they can't hit it faster?
02:16:55.000 Maximum tolerance of 2% will be allowed.
02:16:57.000 What?
02:16:58.000 I don't get...
02:16:59.000 Like, what if you get some dude who's like, okay, how about this?
02:17:02.000 What if, like, Kobe Bryant goes into golf?
02:17:05.000 Think of a super athlete driving a golf ball perfectly.
02:17:10.000 You can calculate with your swing and the weight and the speed of your driver and the club face and all that.
02:17:17.000 And then balls weigh different amounts, too.
02:17:19.000 Maybe because there's people standing around, you could fuck somebody up.
02:17:22.000 You're fucking them up no matter what, man.
02:17:24.000 You hit them 200 miles an hour in the face, you're fucking them up.
02:17:27.000 I don't know, that's ridiculous.
02:17:28.000 Max speed of 72 is what they hit.
02:17:30.000 But imagine if you did have a guy like a Kobe Bryant.
02:17:34.000 Or like a LeBron James gets in a golf.
02:17:36.000 Like LeBron James gets in a golf.
02:17:39.000 And it can knock a fucking golf ball to the moon.
02:17:44.000 But that's about the same speed an arrow goes.
02:17:47.000 If it's a good, heavy arrow...
02:17:48.000 A lot of people like to try to keep their arrows actually under 280 feet per second.
02:17:53.000 Between 280 and some people get up to 290-ish.
02:17:56.000 But they feel like when the arrows go faster than that, the flight gets compromised.
02:18:02.000 It's like there's too much...
02:18:04.000 Yeah, because there's almost like...
02:18:06.000 Too much wind resistance.
02:18:08.000 The wind impacts the way the thing spins.
02:18:12.000 What is this?
02:18:13.000 Long drives.
02:18:14.000 That's a guy hitting about 200 mile an hour ball.
02:18:17.000 Okay, but what is that in feet per second?
02:18:20.000 Just Google 206 miles an hour equals feet per second.
02:18:25.000 Find out what the fuck that means.
02:18:28.000 In feet per second.
02:18:31.000 Hmm, what do you think it is?
02:18:32.000 302. Okay, so that's about what you would expect from like a top end bow with a fairly light arrow.
02:18:40.000 But like I said, most people try to keep their arrows a little slower than that, believe it or not.
02:18:45.000 So what they would do is they'd make a heavier arrow.
02:18:47.000 So like if you had a 400 grain arrow and you were coming in at 302 feet per second, a lot of people would tell you you're probably better off with a 450 grain arrow that comes in around 270, something like that.
02:19:00.000 Yeah, 270, 280. Yeah, you want more control.
02:19:03.000 It's more forgiving, and also it has more impact.
02:19:06.000 Like a light arrow going really fast doesn't do the damage that a heavy arrow going fast does.
02:19:11.000 Same difference in golf tonight, too.
02:19:12.000 They get more control over their ball so it lands somewhere they want it to land as opposed to just going...
02:19:17.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:19:18.000 That's the thing with Poole, too.
02:19:20.000 The break shot in Poole.
02:19:21.000 Like, there's arguments that, like, there's a guy named Shane Van Boning, who's probably one of the best breakers in the history of Poole.
02:19:28.000 He breaks so good, but he doesn't put near the effort into it that all these other guys do.
02:19:33.000 Some other guys throw their body into it, like karate, like they're fucking trying to kick through a wall, and they have this crazy impact on the balls.
02:19:40.000 But Shane, what he does is he stays flat on the ball, And he just strokes through it perfectly, so the ball is almost never in the air.
02:19:50.000 The problem with hitting a pool ball, like this guy has a ridiculous break shot.
02:19:55.000 Like, you can't tell from that picture, but I've seen him do it live a bunch of times.
02:19:58.000 I've actually watched him play in person several times.
02:20:01.000 He's fucking amazing.
02:20:03.000 But he doesn't hit it as hard as other guys do.
02:20:05.000 He just hits it more perfect.
02:20:07.000 When you look at, like, high-speed photography of a pool cue, when a guy hits it really hard, the ball is actually in the air.
02:20:14.000 Like, when it's in the air, when it impacts...
02:20:16.000 Like, see how it hops like that, too?
02:20:18.000 That's also just from the force of it.
02:20:19.000 But look at all these balls fucking flying all over the place.
02:20:22.000 It's ridiculous.
02:20:23.000 Like, he's a freak in that regard.
02:20:24.000 But it's just perfect accuracy and precision.
02:20:27.000 It's just...
02:20:28.000 It's a matter of, like, the perfect mechanics and, like, this loose...
02:20:32.000 Like, fluid motion.
02:20:35.000 Fluid and efficient motion.
02:20:36.000 And that's what they say is the same thing about golf.
02:20:39.000 That driving of the ball.
02:20:40.000 It's not about muscling it, right?
02:20:42.000 It's about, like, driving through it.
02:20:44.000 Like, when I play pool, and I'm playing good, like, I'm never really good.
02:20:49.000 But when I'm better...
02:20:50.000 What happens is I get to a point where I'm just like, the cue's doing all the work.
02:20:55.000 I'm just like letting, I'm like moving into the spot and I just like let it just sort of, like I don't ever tighten my hand up on it.
02:21:03.000 I don't punch it.
02:21:04.000 It just flows.
02:21:05.000 And when you do that, it's crazy.
02:21:07.000 Like you see the ball moving way more than it normally does.
02:21:10.000 It's weird.
02:21:11.000 And it's just like this fluid and efficient impact that it has with the ball.
02:21:16.000 And I guess that's the same with golf and with probably with everything, right?
02:21:21.000 I don't know about everything, but golf is definitely that.
02:21:23.000 It's like, don't grip and rip.
02:21:25.000 Some people say grip and rip it.
02:21:27.000 It's how they do it.
02:21:27.000 But you shouldn't be swinging like a baseball bat, like swinging for home runs.
02:21:30.000 You're not going to succeed necessarily.
02:21:32.000 That's the same as fighting.
02:21:34.000 But in fighting, the other way works too.
02:21:36.000 It's weird.
02:21:37.000 There's no hard, fast rule.
02:21:38.000 Someone can come down, bite down their mouthpiece, and throw fucking haymakers and catch you in the chin and knock you out cold.
02:21:44.000 Or someone can Conor McGregor you.
02:21:47.000 Like the way Conor McGregor Aldo'd, When he knocked out Aldo with one punch 13 seconds into the fight, the way he did it was just precision.
02:21:55.000 He just slid back and just dropped it in there and Aldo's face went squirrely and his brain went off.
02:22:02.000 I mean, that was like the perfect example of precision versus power.
02:22:07.000 Because what Aldo does is he bites down on his mouthpiece and he wings his vicious left hook.
02:22:12.000 He throws his right hand like this and he throws his vicious left hook behind it.
02:22:17.000 And it's all to try to set up the left hook.
02:22:19.000 Conor slides out of the way, drops his left end in on Aldo while Aldo's throwing the left hook.
02:22:25.000 And then the left hook kind of makes impact on Conor's face, but probably didn't have much more than momentum behind it because Aldo was already out.
02:22:33.000 Like, the punch was perfect.
02:22:36.000 That's gotta haunt you.
02:22:39.000 But the way he did it, man, it was just all precision.
02:22:42.000 Like, watch.
02:22:43.000 Play it back again.
02:22:44.000 Watch this.
02:22:44.000 No, no, play it from the beginning.
02:22:45.000 There you go.
02:22:45.000 Watch this.
02:22:46.000 Slide.
02:22:46.000 Blink.
02:22:48.000 See, he got tagged, like, right on the cheekbone.
02:22:50.000 That could have been a double knockout.
02:22:52.000 Imagine if he got tagged on the chin, on the point of the chin.
02:22:56.000 That guy's a savage.
02:22:58.000 I'm so glad people like Conor McGregor exist.
02:23:00.000 Look at this.
02:23:01.000 Boom.
02:23:02.000 Just flattened him.
02:23:03.000 One shot.
02:23:04.000 Blam.
02:23:05.000 Bam.
02:23:07.000 That's some strong mind power there, baby.
02:23:11.000 To be able to stay that calm in the heat of a firefight and just slide out and just precision drop a punch in.
02:23:17.000 Dude.
02:23:21.000 Follow me, Brian?
02:23:22.000 Look, you fall asleep?
02:23:23.000 Yeah.
02:23:23.000 Brian's gone.
02:23:24.000 I agree.
02:23:25.000 What happened to you?
02:23:26.000 You know, I'm on Team Diaz, so I don't like talking about Connor.
02:23:31.000 I love Diaz, too.
02:23:33.000 What?
02:23:33.000 The comparisons to Snatch to Connor, like the character of whatever Brad Pitt was.
02:23:38.000 No, it was terrible.
02:23:39.000 That guy couldn't talk.
02:23:41.000 That's fucking terrible.
02:23:43.000 Who compared them?
02:23:44.000 I see stuff online all the time.
02:23:45.000 People are so stupid.
02:23:47.000 Most people should...
02:23:47.000 You should have a license to talk.
02:23:49.000 Oh, it's the worst.
02:23:50.000 You should have to go through...
02:23:51.000 In order to use social media, you should have to go through an extensive test.
02:23:56.000 People are so addicted to Twitter and Instagram and all that stuff.
02:23:59.000 You should go through an extensive spelling test.
02:24:02.000 How do you say you're?
02:24:04.000 Do you say Y-O-U-R? Or do you say you are?
02:24:07.000 Do you say Y-O-U apostrophe R-E? Or...
02:24:10.000 That you are.
02:24:11.000 No.
02:24:12.000 You are.
02:24:13.000 Wait, does Eddie still do that?
02:24:15.000 I know.
02:24:16.000 Remember when he used to do it a long time ago?
02:24:18.000 He was going hard with texting early on.
02:24:21.000 You know, a lot of sites are getting rid of comment sections.
02:24:24.000 What?
02:24:24.000 Like that, places for people to comment.
02:24:26.000 Just to take that ability away.
02:24:28.000 Well...
02:24:29.000 Like Vice is one of them.
02:24:30.000 It's not a bad idea in some certain circles.
02:24:33.000 Because some things, it's interesting.
02:24:35.000 Like, I love reading in science articles where people start debating...
02:24:39.000 Like the legitimacy of certain points or, you know, what are the options for considering the evidence?
02:24:44.000 Is there anything else that maybe is being overlooked?
02:24:47.000 And you get some really interesting responses from people that actually understand the subject.
02:24:51.000 But man, as soon as it has anything to do with...
02:24:55.000 Politics or gender.
02:24:57.000 Those two fucking things, man.
02:24:59.000 Those two things.
02:25:00.000 Everybody gets nuts.
02:25:02.000 There was a video that MTV put out.
02:25:05.000 It was New Year's Resolutions for White Guys.
02:25:09.000 It was one of the worst fucking most racist, sexist videos I've ever seen.
02:25:13.000 I saw you tweet that.
02:25:14.000 It was so ridiculous.
02:25:15.000 Like, imagine if anybody had ever made a video like that about any, like, generalization about a hundred million people.
02:25:22.000 I mean, that's what it is.
02:25:23.000 It's a general, like, if you say, how many white guys are in America?
02:25:28.000 Let's just guess.
02:25:29.000 How many white males are in America?
02:25:31.000 Not enough.
02:25:34.000 Princess Leia had a heart attack.
02:25:36.000 Yeah, she's okay right now, though.
02:25:38.000 She's stable.
02:25:38.000 Okay, how many...
02:25:40.000 62% of the U.S. population is white.
02:25:43.000 62% of the U.S. What percentage are white males?
02:25:47.000 White...
02:25:47.000 White males.
02:25:48.000 ...constitute the majority, which is about 77%.
02:25:51.000 How many white males?
02:25:53.000 I did some type in males though.
02:25:54.000 White men are 31% of the population there.
02:25:56.000 Okay, so we're 31% of the population.
02:25:59.000 There's 350 million people.
02:26:01.000 Somewhere around 100 million people, right?
02:26:04.000 It's in that neighborhood between 80 and 100 million, right?
02:26:08.000 What a crazy thing to generalize.
02:26:11.000 Like, just to make a video about white men.
02:26:15.000 Just like, hey, white guys.
02:26:17.000 How about you get your shit together?
02:26:18.000 Like, just white guys?
02:26:19.000 Just white guys.
02:26:20.000 Like, holy shit.
02:26:22.000 Do you want to do this about black guys, too?
02:26:24.000 Why don't you see what happens when you do it about black guys?
02:26:26.000 How about you do it about black women?
02:26:28.000 See how quick somebody beats the fuck out of you.
02:26:30.000 How come you can do that about white guys?
02:26:33.000 The idea is that white men are the privileged and that white men have this advantage.
02:26:39.000 So you should attack that advantage by being racist towards them.
02:26:41.000 The best way to stop racism is to be racist towards people who you think are racist.
02:26:46.000 It's hilarious!
02:26:48.000 It's so stupid!
02:26:50.000 It's so...
02:26:51.000 It's unbelievable that MTV News thought they should do a video like that.
02:26:54.000 It's really bad.
02:26:56.000 MTV's the worst.
02:26:57.000 I mean, like, have you watched MTV recently?
02:26:59.000 I'm sorry, do you like MTV? No, I've never watched it.
02:27:02.000 I try, I mean...
02:27:03.000 I don't even watch TV anymore.
02:27:04.000 I don't have cable anymore, so I have, you know, PS View or whatever, or Sling, and...
02:27:09.000 So I have certain channels I normally, but not as many as I used to have.
02:27:13.000 So like I'll watch MTV more just because I have it and it's one of 30 channels.
02:27:17.000 But MTV is just garbage channel now.
02:27:20.000 Like there's nothing, we're too old for it.
02:27:22.000 That's like, you have to be 18 to 22 to have any...
02:27:26.000 Well, they have that show, what is it, Ridiculous?
02:27:28.000 Is that on MTV? Oh, God.
02:27:30.000 That show is just all a bunch of videos of people getting jacked on the internet, right?
02:27:34.000 And then everything else is, they don't have videos anymore, right?
02:27:38.000 No videos.
02:27:39.000 It's on YouTube.
02:27:39.000 Every video is on YouTube.
02:27:42.000 What a weird time.
02:27:43.000 Yeah, but you know what was cool when they had videos is you learned about new bands because you saw their video.
02:27:48.000 Yeah, but nobody wants to watch those anymore.
02:27:49.000 I guess they played videos versus people falling on their head.
02:27:53.000 People go to falling on their head every day.
02:27:55.000 So they just went where the money is.
02:27:56.000 So the idea is that they're just trying to appeal to social justice warriors by making this video.
02:28:01.000 This one girl in the video, she goes, find out what mansplaining is and then don't do it.
02:28:07.000 Oh.
02:28:09.000 What a ridiculous idea that you can be condescending about someone being condescending and that somehow or another is going to work.
02:28:19.000 All the thought behind making a video like that is exactly how Trump got elected.
02:28:24.000 When you tell people what to do, they automatically want to do the other thing, even if they wouldn't want to do the other thing if you hadn't said shit.
02:28:31.000 But when you push people and you tell people You make up ridiculous standards the way people are supposed to behave because you think they should behave like that and that you are allowed to make gigantic gross generalizations about an entire group of 100 million people just because you think it's open season on white guys.
02:28:49.000 That is how people like Trump get elected because people push back against your ridiculous political correctness and go towards what's the enemy of that?
02:28:57.000 What's the enemy of political correctness?
02:28:59.000 That pussy grabbing guy.
02:29:00.000 Let's fucking vote him in.
02:29:01.000 And that's what happens.
02:29:02.000 That's exactly what happens.
02:29:04.000 These people, the people that are so mad that Trump is in office, are directly responsible for hordes of people voting for Trump, because they are sick of where the PC generation is pointing.
02:29:16.000 It's an irrational point of view.
02:29:18.000 It's not objective.
02:29:19.000 If anything has to do with gender or homosexuality, whoever has to do with any of those things is no longer considered as an individual.
02:29:27.000 Then you're considered as a part of an untouchable group that is almost always exonerated of anything they've done wrong.
02:29:33.000 It's just you get to this weird, fake world where people aren't people anymore.
02:29:37.000 They're figureheads for ideologies.
02:29:40.000 That's the problem with political correctness as much as it's a problem with people that are super right-wing or people that are born-again Christians.
02:29:46.000 It's fucking up comedy.
02:29:48.000 So many comedians have been talking about lately how they've had to stop themselves on stage And not go down a route they normally would always go down because of the recent racist shit and the PC shit so much different in the last even six months.
02:30:04.000 Well, there's definitely more pushback, but there's always been pushback.
02:30:08.000 Have you noticed a change?
02:30:09.000 Have you noticed certain things you won't say now or do now?
02:30:12.000 Well, it makes you just back up what you want to say better.
02:30:15.000 It makes you reinforce your arguments better.
02:30:17.000 If you're going to have something to say to people, you have to have...
02:30:22.000 You know, you have to have a real point, and you have to be able to back up what you're saying.
02:30:27.000 You have to be able to explain what you're saying.
02:30:28.000 That's why I did that whole bit about, not in Triggered, the Netflix special, but the one before that, the Comedy Central special, about words.
02:30:37.000 About how, like, you can't just decide that jokes aren't real.
02:30:45.000 Or rather, that jokes are real.
02:30:47.000 Like, when someone's telling a joke on stage, you know that guy doesn't mean what he's saying.
02:30:50.000 So that's why, in that special, I said, I'm gonna say some things that are true.
02:30:56.000 And I'm gonna say a lot of shit that's funnier than the truth, so I'm gonna lie.
02:31:00.000 Like, if it's funnier to lie, I'm gonna lie.
02:31:02.000 Like, you gotta know.
02:31:03.000 Like, sometimes I'm gonna tell you the truth.
02:31:05.000 You know?
02:31:06.000 And sometimes I'm gonna say shit that's not true at all because it's funnier than the truth.
02:31:10.000 Like, here's some truth.
02:31:11.000 My wife is tired of fucking me.
02:31:15.000 A great bit.
02:31:16.000 But she never says no, because if she did, I'd rape her.
02:31:22.000 And I'm like, I'm joking.
02:31:23.000 I would never rape her.
02:31:24.000 See, that's not true.
02:31:25.000 I go, the worst I would do is hold her down and titty fuck her butt cheeks.
02:31:28.000 I wouldn't do that either.
02:31:29.000 These are not true statements.
02:31:30.000 I would never do that thing.
02:31:31.000 She's the mother of my children.
02:31:33.000 So good.
02:31:33.000 I wouldn't do that.
02:31:34.000 But you could say that, and you know I'm not being honest.
02:31:38.000 You know that's not true.
02:31:39.000 You know that's a joke.
02:31:41.000 You know when someone says something fucking ridiculous like that, that they don't mean it.
02:31:46.000 To joke, like when Brian Holtzman used to have that joke about that woman who drowned her kids.
02:31:52.000 He goes, I heard those were bad kids.
02:31:53.000 I heard they sat that close to the TV. They never put away their blocks.
02:31:56.000 Those kids would not be missed.
02:31:58.000 They always spilt their milk.
02:31:59.000 It was like, holy shit!
02:32:02.000 But you knew that he didn't really think that, which was the whole point of it.
02:32:06.000 That's the problem with today, is people just looking to call people out for shit they don't think people should say anymore.
02:32:11.000 You know, in some ways, maybe they're right.
02:32:13.000 I mean, you go back to old stuff, like go back and try to watch Eddie Murphy Raw.
02:32:18.000 And you're like, wow, I don't know if I'd be laughing at this now.
02:32:20.000 Yeah, there's a lot of that shit too, right?
02:32:22.000 I saw, fuck, what movie was it?
02:32:25.000 Something so innocent, like Ghostbusters, like the original Ghostbusters, something where they called somebody a certain name.
02:32:33.000 I think they said Chink.
02:32:34.000 Hey, yeah, yeah, Chink.
02:32:36.000 Whoa.
02:32:37.000 It was just like, back then I remember going, oh, Chink's not that bad.
02:32:40.000 Yeah.
02:32:42.000 Now there's no differentiation between chink and anything else.
02:32:46.000 Any other slur.
02:32:47.000 Spick.
02:32:47.000 Chink and spick are all the same.
02:32:49.000 Right.
02:32:50.000 Pretty much.
02:32:51.000 The racist Bugs Bunny stuff from back in the day.
02:32:53.000 Yeah.
02:32:54.000 Yeah.
02:32:54.000 It was about Japanese people.
02:32:55.000 Yeah.
02:32:56.000 Bugs Bunny nips the nips or something so bad.
02:32:58.000 Yeah.
02:32:58.000 Yeah.
02:32:59.000 Well, that was during World War II. Yeah, man.
02:33:01.000 We've changed.
02:33:03.000 Human beings have changed.
02:33:04.000 When it comes to comedy, we just have to be clear that we're fucking around.
02:33:10.000 People are allowed to say things that they don't really mean.
02:33:13.000 We were talking about this Donald Trump thing when he was interviewing that guy, or he was on a bus with that guy, and he said a bunch of shit about women.
02:33:20.000 Guys do that for fun.
02:33:22.000 They say shit, like Joey Diaz is the master at that.
02:33:25.000 He'll say unbelievably ridiculous shit to you that you know he doesn't mean.
02:33:30.000 You know, and you'll just be crying laughing.
02:33:32.000 You know, he's talking about stabbing people, about throwing them out the fucking window, and he doesn't mean it.
02:33:38.000 You know he doesn't mean it, but it's funny.
02:33:39.000 What do you got on your screen, dude?
02:33:41.000 Nothing.
02:33:42.000 I was just going to talk about something later.
02:33:44.000 Go ahead.
02:33:44.000 What is it?
02:33:45.000 This is the problem.
02:33:46.000 That's why I tell you to put those things away.
02:33:47.000 I want to continue with what you said.
02:33:49.000 You always want to start surfing.
02:33:50.000 You're so addicted.
02:33:51.000 I'm not addicted.
02:33:52.000 You've got to have a conversation.
02:33:53.000 You can't just stare at that fucking screen.
02:33:55.000 Those goddamn things will suck you in.
02:33:58.000 They do.
02:33:59.000 They suck you in, dude.
02:34:00.000 You can't help it.
02:34:00.000 I start talking.
02:34:01.000 You're like, well, I'm not talking right now.
02:34:03.000 Let me just surf this way over here real quick.
02:34:05.000 No, I was just trying to find...
02:34:06.000 I just hate when, instead of going, well, I think this and this and that, I'd rather go, okay, it is true, before I even go down that way, you know?
02:34:14.000 Right, I get it.
02:34:15.000 It's kind of like live fact-checking, but...
02:34:17.000 Just ask Jamie.
02:34:18.000 He'll check it for you.
02:34:20.000 He's trying.
02:34:21.000 No, don't worry about him.
02:34:23.000 What would you want to talk about?
02:34:25.000 Nothing.
02:34:25.000 Jesus Christ, dude.
02:34:26.000 It wasn't true.
02:34:28.000 What was it that you thought was true?
02:34:29.000 What were you just talking about?
02:34:30.000 I don't know.
02:34:30.000 You weren't paying attention.
02:34:31.000 You were reading.
02:34:32.000 I had a point about what you were talking about.
02:34:33.000 Now I can't remember what it was about.
02:34:35.000 You were just talking about...
02:34:36.000 Donald Trump and Billy Bush on a bus talking.
02:34:39.000 About Joey Diaz saying ridiculous things that you know he doesn't really mean.
02:34:42.000 Not anybody doing it.
02:34:43.000 But the thing with Joey is that he says ridiculous things mixed with things that are true, but you don't know which are real and which are fake.
02:34:51.000 It's like Gonzo journalism.
02:34:52.000 Mugging the fag.
02:34:53.000 That's true, though.
02:34:54.000 Yeah, I know.
02:34:55.000 That's true.
02:34:55.000 But how much is true?
02:34:57.000 The guy beat the shit out of him.
02:34:58.000 He told me that story a long time ago.
02:35:00.000 He tried to sucker punch this guy, and the guy was gay, and the guy knew how to fight, and the guy beat the shit out of him.
02:35:05.000 And he was beating the shit out of him while he was calling for the cops.
02:35:07.000 The guy knew how to box.
02:35:08.000 Or the guy that he, like, the guy brought over all the cocaine, you know, and he, like, he went to jail.
02:35:13.000 Are you saying Joey's a liar?
02:35:14.000 Is that what you're saying?
02:35:15.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:35:15.000 Oh, you're in trouble.
02:35:16.000 Oh, my God.
02:35:17.000 I think you're misemployed.
02:35:18.000 No, I'm saying that he has stories like those mixed in with stories that aren't real, so it's like you're really confused that, like, you know, which is real and which is not.
02:35:27.000 You're probably the only one confused.
02:35:29.000 No, no, like...
02:35:30.000 You can tell when he's telling jokes.
02:35:31.000 Yeah.
02:35:32.000 I mean, all right.
02:35:32.000 Jamie, does Joey confuse you?
02:35:34.000 No.
02:35:34.000 Seems pretty direct.
02:35:35.000 Yeah.
02:35:36.000 Because it seems like when, you know, some of the stuff that you think is like, oh, this is his jokes or his ridiculous stuff might actually be real.
02:35:44.000 Well, the problem with Joey is his life has been so crazy and so colorful that he'll still, to this day, tell me stories that I haven't heard before.
02:35:52.000 Like, how do you have more stories?
02:35:54.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:35:55.000 But he does.
02:35:56.000 I think his whole life, from the time he was like a little boy until he was like into his 40s, was just chaos.
02:36:03.000 So he just has...
02:36:05.000 A good solid 30 years of chaos stories.
02:36:08.000 Like, legitimate chaos stories.
02:36:10.000 Have you seen his new special yet on CISO? Use coupon code Joey for two months.
02:36:14.000 Have you seen it yet?
02:36:15.000 I have not seen it yet.
02:36:16.000 Have you seen it?
02:36:16.000 No, I haven't.
02:36:17.000 That's one of those weird networks that I'm like...
02:36:19.000 Yeah, you gotta sign up for that, right?
02:36:21.000 Yeah.
02:36:21.000 And it's weird to cancel, probably.
02:36:24.000 I hope it does well.
02:36:25.000 I really do.
02:36:26.000 And I hope...
02:36:27.000 I mean, CISO. Of course, I hope Joey's thing does well.
02:36:29.000 But I hope also they port their stuff to other places once they get their money back.
02:36:33.000 A lot of times they'll do that.
02:36:34.000 They'll sell them again somewhere else.
02:36:36.000 Somebody special just was released on CISO, like Nick Thune or something like yesterday, and it says available on CISO and Amazon.
02:36:43.000 That's a good deal.
02:36:45.000 You're going to get the dorks on Amazon, but how many people are really using Amazon to watch movies?
02:36:51.000 Netflix would probably be way ahead of Amazon.
02:36:54.000 I feel like a lot of people don't know that if they have Amazon Prime, they get access to that app.
02:36:58.000 You don't get everything because they work in their rental movies and stuff in that app too.
02:37:04.000 You get a decent amount of content.
02:37:06.000 For free?
02:37:07.000 And there's a whole music app you get too.
02:37:09.000 Yeah, it's pretty huge.
02:37:10.000 And they also have that Top Gear show, which they said is the most illegally downloaded show in history.
02:37:16.000 Wow, the new one?
02:37:17.000 The new one.
02:37:18.000 They said the first episode in particular is the most illegally downloaded episode of any show ever.
02:37:23.000 So way more people downloaded it illegally than watched it on Amazon.
02:37:27.000 That's crazy.
02:37:27.000 Well, it is crazy because they paid a shitload of money for that.
02:37:31.000 And the idea is that, well, once it gets on Amazon, a bunch of people jump over to Amazon because that was the number one TV show in the world.
02:37:38.000 That show, Top Gear, with Richard Hammond and James May and those guys, they're a giant team.
02:37:47.000 I mean, when it comes to the whole world watching a show, that's probably the most watched show in the world, and it's on Amazon.
02:37:54.000 In general, it's just them driving around mostly and just talking shit to each other.
02:37:59.000 Talking shit.
02:37:59.000 It's funny.
02:38:00.000 They're funny.
02:38:01.000 Didn't they fire somebody recently that was on that show?
02:38:03.000 Yeah, the main guy.
02:38:04.000 What the fuck's his name again?
02:38:06.000 On the one that's on the BBC? Yeah.
02:38:10.000 Chris?
02:38:11.000 No, the real one.
02:38:13.000 Yeah, Jeremy Clarkson.
02:38:16.000 It escaped me.
02:38:17.000 The weed.
02:38:18.000 I bring the weed.
02:38:19.000 But Jeremy Clarkson's hilarious.
02:38:20.000 He's really funny.
02:38:21.000 He says a lot of fucking hilarious shit and he talks shit about companies too.
02:38:24.000 He talks about, he reviews cars in a way that like no other, no American show would ever be able to do.
02:38:29.000 You'd never be able to get away with it.
02:38:30.000 He shits on them.
02:38:32.000 Like, he shits on Porsches.
02:38:33.000 He hates Porsches.
02:38:34.000 He calls them, like, VW bugs.
02:38:36.000 And it's in 4K, which is one of the things, like, same with Netflix's originals.
02:38:40.000 It's one of the only things that's 4K content for your new 4K TV if people are looking for shit.
02:38:46.000 It's just hard to find.
02:38:47.000 So anyway, people take it, and then they upload it, and it's just uploaded like crazy.
02:38:51.000 It's on all of those BitTorrents and all those different sites, and just millions and millions and millions of people are downloading it.
02:38:57.000 So you've got to think of how much Amazon paid for it, and then how few people are actually using their service.
02:39:03.000 If you had to guess, how many more people use Netflix than anything else, as far as Amazon or Hulu?
02:39:10.000 I use Hulu more now.
02:39:11.000 I use Netflix now.
02:39:12.000 I barely use Netflix anymore.
02:39:14.000 I use Hulu all the time now.
02:39:15.000 What do you get on Hulu?
02:39:16.000 Like all the local channels.
02:39:19.000 Really?
02:39:20.000 Stuff like that.
02:39:20.000 What?
02:39:21.000 You get local TV channels?
02:39:22.000 Like news and shit?
02:39:23.000 Like the NBC shows, the CBS shows, the Fox shows.
02:39:27.000 But you get news and all those other things?
02:39:29.000 Like NBC News?
02:39:30.000 No, I get that on Sling and PSU. What's that?
02:39:35.000 What's Sling?
02:39:36.000 Sling is like live TV, but you can pick and choose which way you want.
02:39:41.000 I have NBC, ABC, CBS. I have Food Network, things like that.
02:39:48.000 There's like 40 channels you can get.
02:39:49.000 The best one is PlayStation now.
02:39:51.000 Well, there was...
02:39:52.000 My friend had Alexa.
02:39:53.000 He has Amazon and you talk to Alexa and it shuts the lights out and does all that weird shit.
02:39:59.000 And he had a bunch of channels when I was looking at his stuff that I'd never even seen before.
02:40:03.000 And one of them was like all Montreal Comedy Festival.
02:40:06.000 It was like all people that I knew performing in the Montreal Comedy Festival.
02:40:09.000 I was like, this is weird.
02:40:11.000 Oh, not Alexa.
02:40:12.000 You're talking about Amazon Fire?
02:40:14.000 Yeah.
02:40:14.000 The box?
02:40:15.000 But he has Alexa.
02:40:16.000 Like, you talk to her.
02:40:17.000 Oh, yeah.
02:40:18.000 You say, Alexa, please turn on the TV. Alexa, turn on Channel 5. I have the Alexa that looks like a mug.
02:40:23.000 You know that Alexa?
02:40:24.000 Mm-hmm.
02:40:25.000 But my point being is that there's a bunch of channels that I never even knew existed that are on this that are essentially live TV. They have programming.
02:40:31.000 Oh.
02:40:31.000 So you're watching it just like you would watch DirecTV.
02:40:34.000 If you would watch DirecTV, one show becomes the next show, becomes the next show.
02:40:39.000 You just watch them in a series, they play out in a row.
02:40:41.000 They had this on these weird little channels.
02:40:45.000 And I'm like, how many of these channels are there?
02:40:46.000 And he was like, there's a lot of them.
02:40:47.000 There is.
02:40:47.000 They're growing.
02:40:48.000 Yeah.
02:40:48.000 And I was like, well, this is television.
02:40:50.000 This is online television.
02:40:51.000 Like, this isn't just like a Netflix show where you tune in, and then when you plus play, it starts.
02:40:57.000 No, these things have a schedule.
02:40:59.000 Like, this is on from 7 to 8. This is on from 8 to 9. It's fucking TV, but it's online, and it's streaming.
02:41:06.000 Woo!
02:41:07.000 This is different.
02:41:08.000 Yeah, there's a lot of those and a lot of them have apps now.
02:41:10.000 So you can just download like the app on like the Apple TV. Well, here's the problem.
02:41:14.000 What's so fucking great about DirecTV?
02:41:16.000 What's so great about AT&T? What's so great about their choices?
02:41:19.000 I guess in terms of like entertainment content, how many of these fucking ghost shows you get to put on?
02:41:24.000 You know?
02:41:25.000 Oh, another guy cooking.
02:41:26.000 Whoa, let me tune in.
02:41:27.000 Oh, look, orders.
02:41:28.000 I got a certain point in time.
02:41:30.000 Right.
02:41:31.000 Well, I've been doing this too for like about a year.
02:41:34.000 I've cut my cable channel.
02:41:36.000 Mostly just because I still want to watch live sports.
02:41:38.000 I still watch NBA basketball games.
02:41:39.000 There's still a couple football games I want to watch.
02:41:41.000 From time to time though, it'll freeze.
02:41:45.000 And at the worst time possible when the quarter's about to end or some really important shit's going to happen.
02:41:49.000 Or if you're watching a UFC fight.
02:41:51.000 It's the only problem.
02:41:52.000 You lose a minute of a round in the middle of the third round of the last fight or something like that.
02:41:57.000 There's definitely bullshit like that.
02:41:58.000 That's the difference on your DirecTV or AT&T or Time Warner.
02:42:01.000 It's just what we're used to.
02:42:03.000 It always comes in unless there's a giant storm that cut everything out for the entire country or whatever.
02:42:08.000 It almost always works.
02:42:10.000 For now, it's going to get better.
02:42:12.000 It's way better now than it was 10 years ago.
02:42:14.000 Think about how bad it was when you first got online.
02:42:16.000 Real player buffering.
02:42:17.000 Oh god, everything.
02:42:19.000 Everything.
02:42:20.000 Almost everything.
02:42:20.000 Anytime you watch a YouTube video, you've got to pause it and wait.
02:42:23.000 We're living in a new era when it comes to the accessibility of stuff.
02:42:27.000 And as the internet gets stronger and stronger, the signals are getting better and better.
02:42:31.000 I mean, we're on 4G LTE now, right?
02:42:34.000 What's 5 going to be like?
02:42:35.000 What's 6?
02:42:36.000 What's 7?
02:42:37.000 How powerful is that stuff going to be in terms of download speeds?
02:42:41.000 So when you hear like a 97% work rate, everything works 97% of the time.
02:42:46.000 You don't want to be in the 3% of the time when it doesn't work.
02:42:48.000 Yeah.
02:42:49.000 Well, I know a lot of people that get Stitcher on their car.
02:42:52.000 It's like a native app on their car now.
02:42:54.000 And so they're listening to this podcast right now on Stitcher directly from their car.
02:42:58.000 And their car picks up the internet.
02:43:00.000 Right, without having to plug your phone.
02:43:01.000 Yeah, like if you have a Cadillac Escalade, one of those new ones, it comes with a built-in internet connection.
02:43:06.000 So you're driving around, you turn your fucking car into a Wi-Fi hub.
02:43:10.000 Yeah, sweet.
02:43:11.000 So you're driving around, like you could park and get on the Wi-Fi of your fucking truck.
02:43:16.000 And, I mean, this is just, you know, step one of a million-step process.
02:43:21.000 So we almost leave our phones at home then soon?
02:43:23.000 No.
02:43:24.000 Never.
02:43:24.000 Never.
02:43:25.000 Almost.
02:43:26.000 No.
02:43:27.000 Jamie's fighting for it.
02:43:28.000 No.
02:43:29.000 You're going to have that chip in your head just like in that Black Mirror show.
02:43:32.000 Black Mirror.
02:43:32.000 That's what's going to happen.
02:43:33.000 It's amazing how close that Black Mirror episode was to all these different versions of recording your memory that we had come up with.
02:43:41.000 Oh, that's so funny.
02:43:42.000 It's gonna happen.
02:43:43.000 It's so funny you said that because that's definitely what I thought.
02:43:46.000 I thought every single episode was like, they're listening to JRE. No, no, no, no.
02:43:51.000 I think way more likely is that those subjects are being repeated by a bunch of curious people all over the world.
02:43:58.000 Like the ability to record memory, everybody knows that's coming.
02:44:01.000 And their take on it was really pretty unique.
02:44:03.000 But like all the different...
02:44:05.000 All the different possibilities that we've ever discussed on this podcast, there's a lot of other people talking about them.
02:44:11.000 It's not just us.
02:44:12.000 There's a million different people speculating as to where the fuck is this all going?
02:44:16.000 And virtual reality in particular, there's not a single person that could say, I'm the only one who's predicted the future of virtual reality.
02:44:26.000 If you were talking about virtual reality, for sure you got it from me.
02:44:29.000 That's impossible.
02:44:30.000 There's millions of people that have had pretty profound thoughts about the potential for virtual reality.
02:44:36.000 No, it's just that if you watch the whole season, it seems like every episode is a different thing that you've talked about.
02:44:41.000 Remember when we said a long time ago how I thought likes are going to be currency and stuff like that in the future?
02:44:48.000 They have a whole episode about that.
02:44:49.000 It's so weird.
02:44:50.000 But other people have thought that too, man.
02:44:52.000 I was talking about a Yelp review for people a long fucking time ago about people having floating stars above their head.
02:45:00.000 When you walk into them, you go, oh, this guy's got four stars.
02:45:02.000 Must be a cool dude.
02:45:03.000 Like, oh, he bought his fucking stars.
02:45:05.000 You find out people are buying their stars.
02:45:07.000 Like, if you find out, if you go to a Yelp review, and it's like a Vietnam restaurant, and all the fucking reviews are in broken English, Best noodle ever have!
02:45:15.000 You know from me, this is my place!
02:45:18.000 Exclamation point, exclamation point.
02:45:19.000 And the same, like, the same, like, shitty broken English in every review, you'd be like, I think these motherfuckers are writing their own reviews.
02:45:26.000 Right?
02:45:26.000 But have you ever gone to, like, a Yelp review, or any kind of a review for something, and you know the people probably bought those reviews?
02:45:33.000 Absolutely.
02:45:34.000 You can tell.
02:45:34.000 You get grossed out, right?
02:45:35.000 Yeah, they have no other review.
02:45:37.000 No other reviews except that.
02:45:39.000 That's like people that if you go to their Instagram page, they got a million followers.
02:45:43.000 And like last week, they had 300,000 or 30,000.
02:45:47.000 Like what happened?
02:45:48.000 Were you involved in a national scandal or...
02:45:50.000 No, you could buy Instagram followers easily and Twitter followers.
02:45:54.000 Instagram's a big one though, right?
02:45:55.000 Yeah.
02:45:55.000 I know a lot of Instagram girls who bought followers.
02:45:59.000 They're public about it though.
02:46:01.000 They're like, yeah, it's just so I can get...
02:46:03.000 The sports commentator got caught leaving a comment on his own page as his own name.
02:46:09.000 He forgot to log out of the account.
02:46:13.000 I'll raise you that.
02:46:14.000 I'll raise you that.
02:46:16.000 Hold on.
02:46:17.000 Funny.
02:46:18.000 Skip Bayless forgot to switch accounts praising himself on a Facebook live stream.
02:46:25.000 It may not have actually been him.
02:46:27.000 Yes, it was!
02:46:28.000 No, no, I mean, it could have been someone working for him.
02:46:30.000 No, he doesn't have anybody working for him.
02:46:32.000 It's him.
02:46:32.000 Like his wife or something.
02:46:33.000 No, it's him.
02:46:34.000 You are the man!
02:46:36.000 Exclamation point, exclamation point.
02:46:38.000 This is so fucked to get caught doing that, too.
02:46:39.000 Love the new show on FS1! Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point.
02:46:45.000 Oh my god.
02:46:47.000 Then did he try to delete it?
02:46:48.000 I don't know.
02:46:49.000 Should have.
02:46:49.000 I would have imagined he got.
02:46:50.000 Should have like fell down, hit his head.
02:46:53.000 What's that?
02:46:54.000 I hope this is a joke.
02:46:56.000 What is it?
02:46:56.000 It's a comedian reviewing himself at the Ice House Comedy Club on the Facebook.
02:47:01.000 Like if you go to Ice House.
02:47:02.000 He fucked up?
02:47:02.000 Yeah, like it's under his account.
02:47:04.000 I don't see it.
02:47:04.000 I saw so and so there.
02:47:06.000 Privileged seeing him.
02:47:07.000 So funny.
02:47:07.000 Bought merch.
02:47:08.000 Yeah.
02:47:09.000 Oh, no.
02:47:11.000 Who is it?
02:47:12.000 Is it someone you know?
02:47:13.000 He always starts a great party.
02:47:16.000 Do you know him?
02:47:17.000 Yeah, we all know.
02:47:17.000 Oh, the party starter?
02:47:19.000 Oh, no.
02:47:21.000 But he's not the only one.
02:47:22.000 Shut it down.
02:47:23.000 He's not the only one.
02:47:24.000 There's a lot of comedians.
02:47:26.000 So I don't know if that's like...
02:47:28.000 A joke?
02:47:29.000 Well, some people don't understand retweets and the copy and paste stuff and they forget to put an RT in front of it.
02:47:36.000 But even so...
02:47:38.000 Yeah, people have been busted before they get like a publicist.
02:47:41.000 They'll send out a big message to like 20 celebrities and they'll just copy and paste the whole thing and forgot to change the two things they're supposed to change to make it seem original.
02:47:50.000 Yeah, well, there's definitely that.
02:47:53.000 Definitely people have done that.
02:47:54.000 And there's also the limitations of 140 characters, so sometimes maybe you won't attribute it to somebody.
02:47:59.000 Somebody else said it.
02:48:00.000 You fuck up, and then you go, what did I just do?
02:48:03.000 I don't know who that guy is.
02:48:04.000 Is he a big-time guy?
02:48:06.000 That guy, though.
02:48:06.000 Yeah.
02:48:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:48:07.000 Really?
02:48:08.000 Skip Bayless.
02:48:08.000 Really?
02:48:09.000 Yeah, he's from First Take.
02:48:10.000 He used to be on ESPN. Now he's on Fox Sports.
02:48:12.000 Oh.
02:48:13.000 Just talk shit.
02:48:15.000 That guy had a really weird fucking take on Ronda Rousey in the last FS1 thing.
02:48:23.000 The last Fox thing.
02:48:24.000 And I remember watching that going, this guy should shut the fuck up.
02:48:29.000 He's trying to say anything he can to get attention on a day-to-day basis.
02:48:33.000 Not really that he should shut the fuck up.
02:48:34.000 He should talk if he wants to.
02:48:35.000 But I felt like he didn't know what he was talking about.
02:48:38.000 I felt it come through.
02:48:40.000 I was listening to him talk about it.
02:48:42.000 And he kind of made a kind of good point about...
02:48:45.000 I think he was talking about her taking the time off and all this stuff.
02:48:51.000 I don't think he knows the sport that well.
02:48:53.000 I might be wrong.
02:48:54.000 I don't think so.
02:48:55.000 I might be wrong.
02:48:57.000 I might be wrong, but it just didn't.
02:48:58.000 It seemed to me like one of those clear examples of the mainstream adopting a take on something that they don't follow all that closely.
02:49:10.000 A lot of people love to be right about fighting.
02:49:13.000 That's a big one, man.
02:49:14.000 They love to be right about who's gonna win, who's gonna lose.
02:49:17.000 It's one of the reasons why I hardly ever give predictions.
02:49:20.000 So you don't know shit.
02:49:21.000 You don't know what the fuck's gonna happen.
02:49:23.000 You can tell me you think you know what's gonna happen, but until those people go in there and fucking throw punches at each other, anything can happen.
02:49:32.000 Anything.
02:49:32.000 Come on, Mayweather.
02:49:34.000 That's highly unlikely to happen.
02:49:37.000 But if it did happen, if they just boxed, probably like the biggest boxing match of all time.
02:49:42.000 See what Nate said?
02:49:43.000 What?
02:49:44.000 He wants 20 million or he's not talking or something like that.
02:49:46.000 He might have been high.
02:49:48.000 He might have been high as fuck when he said that.
02:49:51.000 He's so great, dude.
02:49:53.000 I've been hanging out with that dude.
02:49:54.000 He's been coming to the comedy store on a regular basis now.
02:49:57.000 I've been hanging out with him late night.
02:49:58.000 Yeah, I was hanging out with him and Nick the other night.
02:50:00.000 Nick's great.
02:50:02.000 Funny dudes.
02:50:03.000 You would never know they could beat the fuck out of you.
02:50:04.000 You'd just meet them.
02:50:05.000 You'd think they're so friendly.
02:50:07.000 They're just normal dudes.
02:50:11.000 It's a fucking brutal sport, man.
02:50:14.000 He deserves 20 million bucks.
02:50:15.000 They all do.
02:50:16.000 You just did Tony's podcast, too.
02:50:18.000 Yeah, I heard.
02:50:18.000 I heard it was really good.
02:50:19.000 I just think it's weird, man, when people who start chiming in about the sport, they do it like they talk about other sports.
02:50:26.000 To me, it seems so much more personal.
02:50:29.000 Like, fuck, man.
02:50:31.000 I've been following it forever, and I barely have the confidence to say what I think is going to happen when people fight.
02:50:37.000 So when I see people just jump in and have an opinion of it, it's like, man, I guess...
02:50:43.000 Yeah, go ahead, man.
02:50:44.000 They're trying to get all controversial about stuff.
02:50:47.000 I played basketball in high school, but I still, like, I watched it for my whole life, and I hear someone say something stupid, like at the gym, just about, like, LeBron or the Warriors.
02:50:57.000 I'm like, shut up.
02:50:58.000 Get the fuck out of here, you morons.
02:50:59.000 You don't know what you're talking about.
02:51:01.000 You don't play basketball.
02:51:01.000 Well it's also, here's another thing.
02:51:03.000 One of the things about MMA is that the sport is as, I mean I hate that fucking cliche but I gotta use it, as real as it gets.
02:51:10.000 It doesn't get any more real in terms of like raw emotion and consequence.
02:51:18.000 So, as a show, when you're watching it on television, I don't know if you're getting 100% of that.
02:51:25.000 If you're there, I think you get more of it.
02:51:28.000 But what it is, it's so raw and so real that if someone's not real and they're talking about it, it becomes real obvious.
02:51:39.000 Like, if you don't really care...
02:51:41.000 Like, if you're talking about a fight and you're getting all jazzed up about it...
02:51:44.000 You dig that.
02:51:47.000 If you're...
02:51:49.000 If you're talking about a fight and you get jazzed, if you actually are jazzed up about it, people can feel that.
02:51:53.000 But if you're faking it, they feel that too, man.
02:51:57.000 And in this sport, because this sport is so intensely real, it's so intensely raw and naked, that people are way, way less tolerant to bullshit.
02:52:13.000 Or things they disagree with.
02:52:15.000 There's a lot riding on every aspect of fighting.
02:52:21.000 Did you see the Bernard Hopkins fight?
02:52:23.000 Sad, right?
02:52:24.000 That was sad.
02:52:26.000 Bernard Hopkins at 51 years old fought this kid named Joe Smith Jr., If nobody's seen Joe Smith Jr. before, he's a killer.
02:52:35.000 Bernard Hopkins picked a killer, and this kid fucked him up.
02:52:38.000 This kid has extra long arms.
02:52:40.000 He's got weird arms.
02:52:41.000 His arms go below his waist.
02:52:43.000 That's weird.
02:52:44.000 I was watching him fight.
02:52:45.000 I was like, look at the length of his fucking arms.
02:52:48.000 He beat the shit out of Bernard, and he knocked him out of the ring.
02:52:51.000 Bernard caught him with some good shots.
02:52:53.000 He was timing them, and he caught them with a few right hands, but the kid was just eating them and moving forward.
02:52:58.000 You know what it looks like?
02:52:59.000 It's like when people have fake hands, like the fake hands sticking through the shirt sleeve.
02:53:04.000 Yeah, he almost looked like a cartoon guy with his extra long arms, but he's a bad motherfucker, that guy.
02:53:09.000 And Bernard got knocked through the ropes and fell on his head.
02:53:12.000 It was crazy to watch.
02:53:14.000 And he got up, he was all disoriented, didn't know what happened, thought he was pushed through the ropes, but he was punched through the ropes.
02:53:19.000 That guy connected with like four or five big shots.
02:53:24.000 And the last one was a left hook on the face as Bernard was going through the ropes.
02:53:29.000 And it knocked him all the way through.
02:53:31.000 But it was 100% legal.
02:53:33.000 He didn't do anything wrong.
02:53:34.000 He did everything with punches.
02:53:35.000 None of it was a push.
02:53:37.000 He was just bombing on them.
02:53:38.000 And it just was a freak incident.
02:53:40.000 It's one of the reasons why cages are so much better than a ring.
02:53:43.000 A cage is so superior.
02:53:45.000 Like a ring is like, that possibility that you could fall through like that, that's terrible.
02:53:50.000 They should stop using rings.
02:53:52.000 And if they do use rings, they should pad the shit out of the outside area.
02:53:56.000 The fact that someone like Bernard Hopkins, who's been boxing forever, can still get knocked through a rope like that and land on his head, that that's a possibility.
02:54:05.000 That's a stupid way of containing people.
02:54:08.000 They should have, instead of ropes like that, what they should have is something that has a crisscross pattern where you can't go through it.
02:54:16.000 And you should have to just climb over it to get in it.
02:54:19.000 It should be real simple.
02:54:20.000 And there should be a way that they could release the ropes.
02:54:23.000 Like if there was a medical emergency at the end of the fight, it should be like a latch they could pull and drop the ropes down and get somebody out.
02:54:29.000 But the ropes, the way they use them now in boxing matches, they should fucking outlaw those.
02:54:33.000 The fact that Bernard Hopkins can get knocked through one like that, that's crazy.
02:54:38.000 Or at the very least, you've got to protect the outside area.
02:54:40.000 You've got to pad the shit out of it.
02:54:42.000 And you should have people around.
02:54:44.000 And most of the time...
02:54:46.000 A thousand fights in a row, it's probably never gonna come into play.
02:54:49.000 But the one time it does, you're responsible for that guy falling through the ropes.
02:54:53.000 That's fucking stupid.
02:54:54.000 Like, look at him.
02:54:56.000 He goes flying through, man.
02:54:57.000 Look at the length on that kid's arms.
02:54:59.000 That's so weird.
02:55:00.000 It looks photoshopped, like his head's not the right size or something.
02:55:03.000 He's built for it, I'll tell you that.
02:55:05.000 He's got great genetics, works hard, tough kid, really good fighter.
02:55:09.000 Good chin line.
02:55:10.000 You like that, huh?
02:55:11.000 Yeah, he's an animal.
02:55:13.000 I was super impressed with his poise, too, in fighting a guy like Bernard Hopkins.
02:55:17.000 I mean, that guy stepped up in a big way.
02:55:19.000 And he was a two-to-one underdog leading into that fight, which is really crazy.
02:55:24.000 What's that?
02:55:25.000 I could make some money on that.
02:55:26.000 Yeah, I was pretty convinced that Bernard was going to be able to stifle him and turn it into the kind of fight that Bernard likes, but I wasn't sure if Bernard could win.
02:55:37.000 You know, it's a long time off.
02:55:38.000 Two years when you're 51 years old, it's a long time off.
02:55:41.000 He still fought amazing.
02:55:43.000 But at the end of the day, that kid murked him.
02:55:45.000 He was just too much.
02:55:48.000 And he's a guy that would have been a real threat at any time in anyone's career.
02:55:54.000 This kid has real talent.
02:55:56.000 And right now, he's not thought of as being the best fighter in the world or anything even closely like that.
02:56:01.000 But Bernard was at one point in time.
02:56:03.000 Bernard, when he beat Felix Trinidad, a lot of people were saying...
02:56:06.000 That might be the best pound-for-pound boxer on earth.
02:56:09.000 Like, a lot of people thought Trinidad was gonna beat him.
02:56:11.000 He fucked Trinidad up.
02:56:12.000 And then he fought Kelly Pavlik.
02:56:14.000 And a lot of people wrote him off against Kelly Pavlik.
02:56:17.000 He boxed the shit out of Kelly Pavlik.
02:56:19.000 And so you look at, like, Bernard's legacy, and you go, man, this is an unbelievably skillful guy.
02:56:24.000 But at any point in that career, that Joe Kelly kid would have been a handful.
02:56:29.000 He's just scary.
02:56:30.000 Or Joe Smith, rather.
02:56:31.000 That Joe Smith Jr. kid would have been a handful.
02:56:34.000 Because he's just fucking scary.
02:56:36.000 He hits hard, and he's super accurate, and he's got awesome endurance and a great work ethic.
02:56:42.000 He's fucking dangerous, no matter what era it is.
02:56:45.000 And Bernard, you know, maybe Bernard would have been able to beat him in his prime, you know?
02:56:51.000 It's totally possible.
02:56:52.000 It's 100% likely.
02:56:54.000 I mean, Bernard's an all-time great.
02:56:56.000 Maybe he would have been able to land more of the punches that he landed in that fight.
02:56:59.000 But you don't know.
02:57:01.000 I mean, that kid's dangerous.
02:57:02.000 Boxing is such a crazy sport.
02:57:06.000 It's weird that we all know now that it's so bad for you.
02:57:12.000 It's so bad for your brain.
02:57:14.000 The practice of it, the doing it, we know it's terrible for you, but we still watch.
02:57:20.000 Just like football.
02:57:21.000 Just like MMA. We know.
02:57:25.000 I think this is going to make training smarter because I don't think the fighting is going to ever end.
02:57:30.000 Because we like it so much.
02:57:31.000 Some people don't train smarter though.
02:57:33.000 You can train any way you want.
02:57:35.000 That's the problem.
02:57:36.000 Nobody knows who's right.
02:57:37.000 Like, Eddie Alvarez sparred like a hundred rounds in preparation for his fight against Rafael Dos Anjos.
02:57:44.000 He sparred like a shitload and came out looking like a monster.
02:57:48.000 Just stormed Dos Anjos, knocked him out in the first round.
02:57:51.000 But then Conor, you know, Conor doesn't spar that much.
02:57:56.000 He doesn't spar like that, like the way Alvarez was doing it.
02:57:59.000 And some guys aren't, like Donald Cerrone's not sparring at all.
02:58:02.000 Donald Cerrone's just doing drills, and he looks better than ever.
02:58:06.000 I mean, he just fucking head-kicked Matt Brown.
02:58:09.000 No one's ever knocked out Matt Brown like that.
02:58:12.000 I mean, people have stopped him.
02:58:14.000 You know, Jake Ellenberger's the only one that ever stopped him, and he stopped him with a shot to the body.
02:58:18.000 I don't think anybody else before that has stopped him with body shots.
02:58:21.000 They've heard him.
02:58:23.000 But this was like a beating.
02:58:25.000 You know, and Donald head-kicked him unconscious.
02:58:28.000 I mean, that's like his...
02:58:31.000 Final, a victory as it gets.
02:58:33.000 And he's not even sparring.
02:58:34.000 He says he feels way better now.
02:58:36.000 He's like a veteran as it comes, like a new guy coming in.
02:58:39.000 That doesn't sound like he shouldn't be sparring.
02:58:41.000 He should probably be sparring a little bit.
02:58:43.000 The whole key is to get somebody who spars with you that's not trying to hurt you, but is just trying to grow with you and learn.
02:58:49.000 That's so hard because egos get involved.
02:58:51.000 Boy George would never hurt you.
02:58:54.000 What?
02:58:55.000 Boy, George would never hurt you.
02:58:57.000 Oh.
02:58:57.000 The song.
02:59:00.000 Alright, that's it.
02:59:01.000 What?
02:59:01.000 I'm sorry.
02:59:03.000 Where else are we going to go?
02:59:04.000 I didn't know we were that deep.
02:59:06.000 Well, it's 4.30.
02:59:08.000 Oh.
02:59:08.000 I have to drive to Brea.
02:59:10.000 Oh, my God.
02:59:11.000 It's going to suck.
02:59:12.000 Well, this is the only time you can drive, right?
02:59:15.000 Like, you have a 7 o'clock show.
02:59:16.000 You literally have to leave now.
02:59:17.000 Yeah.
02:59:18.000 How crazy is that?
02:59:19.000 I'm going straight there.
02:59:19.000 Do you know what you should take?
02:59:21.000 You should take the 210. Go up to the 118. You can go down to Topanga.
02:59:29.000 Take Topanga to the 118. Take the 118 to the 210. It'll take you more miles, but then you drop down instead of going through the shit.
02:59:37.000 If you go through that 405 this time of the day...
02:59:40.000 I wouldn't do that.
02:59:41.000 Or the 5. Either one of those can suck a fat one.
02:59:45.000 The 5 is ridiculous.
02:59:46.000 The 5 is always under construction.
02:59:47.000 Isn't it funny how people in LA talk like this, though, about highways?
02:59:52.000 It doesn't happen like that in Ohio.
02:59:55.000 Well, they don't have as many people.
02:59:57.000 We've fucked up.
02:59:58.000 This is a great spot.
03:00:00.000 Too many people found out, and they all just moved here.
03:00:02.000 There's way too many people here.
03:00:03.000 I kind of looked this up one day, too.
03:00:05.000 The freeways here, they weren't always called numbers.
03:00:08.000 This was like the Ventura Freeway and the Hollywood Highway and shit like that.
03:00:11.000 Eventually, they changed the names, and people just dropped what they used to call them.
03:00:15.000 And just call it the 101, the 405, the 118. That's only out here, you know.
03:00:19.000 Yeah, no, because there's not that many different freeways in other places, really, either.
03:00:22.000 But even if you go somewhere, like in Massachusetts, you'd say you get on 405 South.
03:00:29.000 You know, you wouldn't say the 405. That's what I mean by the was only added because they didn't refer to the freeways here as numbers.
03:00:36.000 The 101 was only the Ventura Freeway or the Ventura Highway or whatever the fuck it was.
03:00:40.000 Well, that was the case in Boston with the mass turnpike.
03:00:43.000 Like, the mass turnpike was called the mass turnpike, but it also had a number.
03:00:47.000 Like, you look on a map, it would be the number and then the mass turnpike.
03:00:50.000 Like, what is this thing?
03:00:51.000 It's like it's got a royal distinction.
03:00:53.000 The mass turnpike.
03:00:55.000 What is this?
03:00:55.000 Is this Route 90?
03:00:56.000 What is this?
03:00:57.000 Yeah, yes, yes.
03:00:58.000 Whatever it is.
03:01:00.000 Yeah.
03:01:00.000 Out here, there's a the.
03:01:02.000 On the East Coast, there's no the before it.
03:01:05.000 That's so weird.
03:01:06.000 Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
03:01:08.000 The National Road went through Columbus.
03:01:10.000 It comes out to here, too.
03:01:11.000 Route 40. There's a road that goes from Columbus right to here?
03:01:14.000 It goes from Washington, D.C., actually, to San Francisco.
03:01:17.000 Holy shit.
03:01:18.000 How long does it take to drive that bitch?
03:01:19.000 I don't know.
03:01:20.000 Is it the one that runs next to the 66?
03:01:23.000 Because when I moved out here, yeah, there was like a dirt road that was like a road.
03:01:26.000 Route 66?
03:01:27.000 It goes right along like 70 for a long time, and then it switches down to like 10. Isn't that that song, Get Your Kicks, on Route 66?
03:01:34.000 Have you ever driven across the country?
03:01:36.000 Yeah.
03:01:37.000 I've driven from Ohio twice.
03:01:39.000 Wow.
03:01:39.000 33 hours straight through.
03:01:41.000 Dude.
03:01:42.000 Straight through?
03:01:43.000 Yeah, we didn't stop.
03:01:43.000 Are you a serial killer?
03:01:45.000 What the fuck?
03:01:45.000 What were you on?
03:01:46.000 Who's meth?
03:01:47.000 Who had the meth?
03:01:48.000 Two of us just switching off every eight hours.
03:01:49.000 You go to sleep?
03:01:50.000 Yeah, just sleep while the other guy drives.
03:01:52.000 I wouldn't trust that dude to stay awake.
03:01:53.000 Oh, fuck that.
03:01:54.000 Made it.
03:01:54.000 Oh, he barely made it.
03:01:56.000 Probably skated in.
03:01:58.000 No, thank you.
03:01:58.000 One time we had a Jeep in the back of the U-Haul, too.
03:02:01.000 Which was probably super illegal.
03:02:03.000 Oh, my God.
03:02:03.000 That's totally illegal.
03:02:04.000 Oh, my God.
03:02:05.000 You did not.
03:02:05.000 You drove it into the U-Haul and parked it in there?
03:02:08.000 Oh, that's so stupid.
03:02:08.000 Did you tie it down or anything?
03:02:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:02:10.000 Oh, okay.
03:02:11.000 Well, they do have those car transport trucks that are like that.
03:02:16.000 We weren't doing that, though.
03:02:16.000 You weren't doing that.
03:02:17.000 Yeah, you didn't know what you were doing.
03:02:19.000 Yeah, Jesus Christ.
03:02:20.000 Jesus Christ.
03:02:21.000 Yeah, probably totally illegal.
03:02:22.000 And then you packed it all with shit and the Jeep, so that if the Jeep came bouncing out, all your shit would go flying out with it.
03:02:27.000 For a little bit, the people that packed it happened to help.
03:02:30.000 They were in a tow company, so they kind of knew how to make a car stable.
03:02:33.000 It still could have fucking fucked up.
03:02:35.000 I wonder if it's legal.
03:02:36.000 No.
03:02:36.000 No.
03:02:37.000 You take a sharp turn.
03:02:39.000 Jamie Vernon, criminal.
03:02:41.000 Statue of Limitations hopefully is allegedly...
03:02:44.000 I allegedly did all that.
03:02:44.000 These are a lot of the things that we say, folks.
03:02:47.000 It's just jokes.
03:02:48.000 It's all jokes.
03:02:48.000 It's humor.
03:02:50.000 So you work with George Perez tonight?
03:02:52.000 George Perez, Dean Del Rey.
03:02:54.000 Oh, powerful.
03:02:55.000 Yeah, the Brea Improv.
03:02:56.000 George's a funny motherfucker.
03:02:57.000 Yeah.
03:02:58.000 He's a wild dude, man.
03:02:59.000 His stories about prison were hilarious.
03:03:01.000 He came in on the podcast and hit me with all his crazy stories.
03:03:05.000 He's great to hang out with.
03:03:06.000 I love that dude.
03:03:08.000 And we're going to San Jose, the 30th, also at the Improv, have two shows.
03:03:12.000 Oh, nice, nice.
03:03:13.000 And the 30th this weekend is a Friday, right?
03:03:16.000 Is that the 30th?
03:03:17.000 Yes.
03:03:18.000 Or next week is a Friday.
03:03:19.000 That's the Ronda Rousey fights on Friday.
03:03:23.000 Because the 31st is New Year's Eve.
03:03:24.000 Nobody wants to compete with New Year's Eve.
03:03:25.000 New Year's Eve is time to make shitty decisions and get fucked up.
03:03:29.000 I'll be playing the Ronda Rousey fight at the show illegally.
03:03:34.000 Are you doing that?
03:03:34.000 No.
03:03:36.000 How do you even say that?
03:03:37.000 I'm just kidding.
03:03:38.000 Yeah, people are going to go to see that anyway.
03:03:39.000 Yeah, I'm fucked.
03:03:40.000 Well, the beautiful thing about DVRs, man, you could go to both.
03:03:44.000 You could just record the fight, don't listen to anybody, just go, la, la, la, spoiler alert, and then just run around.
03:03:50.000 I hate spoiler alert.
03:03:51.000 I freaked out when Westworld had the season finale.
03:03:54.000 I had to force myself, even though I was so tired, just to watch it.
03:03:58.000 I didn't want to spoil it.
03:04:00.000 Yeah.
03:04:01.000 I got away with it.
03:04:02.000 I got away with it for like a week and a half, two weeks.
03:04:04.000 Nobody told me shit.
03:04:05.000 I ducked it.
03:04:07.000 Ducked it.
03:04:08.000 Slid right in there.
03:04:09.000 Yeah, man, but...
03:04:11.000 Like, people get mad at it, but here's the deal.
03:04:14.000 There's so much to talk about today that if we didn't talk about certain television shows and certain movies because of spoiler alerts...
03:04:22.000 Like, listen, bitch.
03:04:24.000 You gotta take your chances.
03:04:24.000 If you want things to be secret, you gotta stay offline.
03:04:27.000 Okay?
03:04:28.000 If it means something to you, stay offline.
03:04:30.000 Otherwise, people are gonna talk about it.
03:04:32.000 Don't get mad at people for using information.
03:04:37.000 Right?
03:04:37.000 Amen, sister.
03:04:39.000 Yeah.
03:04:41.000 Or just deal with the fact that if you dip your fucking nose into the information highway, you're gonna get some information up there.
03:04:49.000 Maybe that you don't want.
03:04:50.000 I can't believe Westworld and Lost is in the same universe.
03:04:54.000 Like, that's crazy.
03:04:54.000 Shut the fuck up.
03:04:56.000 That's not true.
03:04:57.000 You just made that up.
03:04:57.000 But it is sort of.
03:04:58.000 It's the same guy, right?
03:05:00.000 Bad robot!
03:05:01.000 It still could be the same world.
03:05:02.000 We never know.
03:05:03.000 But, I mean, isn't it the same guy?
03:05:05.000 J.J. Abrams, yeah.
03:05:06.000 He didn't make it all by himself.
03:05:08.000 Who made Stranger Things?
03:05:10.000 A different group.
03:05:12.000 Some brothers, right?
03:05:13.000 The Grimm Brothers or something like that?
03:05:14.000 They have a weird thing where they call themselves a fucking great show.
03:05:18.000 You shut your mouth, boy.
03:05:19.000 I tried three times.
03:05:21.000 Yeah, well, go to the doctor and find out what kind of tumor you have in your head.
03:05:24.000 It's causing you to like stuff that sucks.
03:05:26.000 Sober or stoned?
03:05:27.000 Sober or stoned?
03:05:28.000 How dare you?
03:05:29.000 What's going on?
03:05:30.000 The Duffer Brothers.
03:05:31.000 The Duffer Brothers.
03:05:32.000 All right.
03:05:33.000 I love that show.
03:05:34.000 I understand you don't, Brian.
03:05:35.000 It just seems cheesy.
03:05:37.000 It seems like Gilmore Boys.
03:05:38.000 It's awesome.
03:05:40.000 Loved it.
03:05:40.000 Jamie, did you love it?
03:05:41.000 I didn't see it.
03:05:42.000 There's a new one called The O.V. or something like that.
03:05:44.000 I'm going to watch that probably.
03:05:45.000 What is that about?
03:05:46.000 I have no idea.
03:05:46.000 Is it science fiction-y?
03:05:47.000 I think so.
03:05:48.000 It looks like it, right?
03:05:49.000 Like she was blind and she came back and she could see and she disappeared.
03:05:52.000 Sort of like not knowing what something's about and then just watching it.
03:05:54.000 Yeah.
03:05:54.000 If it sucks, it sucks.
03:05:55.000 Whatever.
03:05:56.000 You wasted your time.
03:05:57.000 But if you find something cool, it's the coolest way to find something.
03:06:00.000 I'm really getting into House of Cards.
03:06:01.000 That's a great show.
03:06:03.000 Goddamn, that's a good show.
03:06:04.000 I wonder how much of that is actually how things go.
03:06:07.000 100%.
03:06:08.000 It seems like it, right?
03:06:09.000 I think that's why everybody thinks they know so much right now about what's going on.
03:06:12.000 Because of House of Cards?
03:06:13.000 Yeah, I feel like that.
03:06:14.000 Well, there's never been a show like that before that shows you the inner workings, like with swears and sex and all the craziness.
03:06:21.000 Like, good fucking show.
03:06:22.000 I didn't watch West Wing when it was out, but I don't imagine it was as close to reality as House of Cards seems.
03:06:28.000 A gay guy being straight...
03:06:31.000 What?
03:06:32.000 Gay guy acting straight.
03:06:34.000 Alright.
03:06:36.000 Brian, I don't know what you're talking about.
03:06:38.000 You're saying that's how it really, you think that's how it really goes, and you know.
03:06:43.000 You mean Kevin Spacey, is that what you're trying to say?
03:06:44.000 Yeah.
03:06:45.000 I get it.
03:06:47.000 Jeez.
03:06:48.000 What do you want?
03:06:50.000 What do you want, Brian?
03:06:51.000 You want a gold star?
03:06:53.000 I'm going to tickle you.
03:06:53.000 That's what I want.
03:06:54.000 I'm going to tickle you.
03:06:57.000 I got to pee.
03:06:57.000 I wonder if anybody has been.
03:06:59.000 Go ahead and pee, man.
03:06:59.000 That's alright.
03:07:00.000 I'll wrap it up.
03:07:00.000 That's cool.
03:07:01.000 We'll wrap it up now.
03:07:02.000 This is it.
03:07:03.000 The end.
03:07:04.000 Alright, thanks everybody.
03:07:05.000 We will see you soon.
03:07:07.000 Happy seven years.
03:07:08.000 Happy seven years.
03:07:10.000 Happy Christmas.
03:07:11.000 Happy Hanukkah.
03:07:12.000 Happy Kwanzaa.
03:07:14.000 Happy powerful young Jamie.
03:07:17.000 It's a new holiday.
03:07:19.000 See ya!
03:07:19.000 Bye!